1 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,240 THE '80s HAVE JUST BEGUN. 2 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:19,400 RULED BY THE PARTY SECRETARIES, 3 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:24,000 POLAND IS DEVELOPING RAPIDLY. 4 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:31,600 HOWEVER, A GROUP OF AGITATORS DESTABILIZES THE STATE. 5 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:36,560 IMPOSSIBLE TO EXPLAIN THINGS ARE HAPPENING 6 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:41,120 AT THE POLISH-SOVIET BORDER. 7 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:48,000 THE EVENTS WE ARE ABOUT TO SHOW 8 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:51,560 REALLY HAPPENED… 9 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:58,000 OR RATHER, COULD HAVE REALLY HAPPENED… 10 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:07,640 THE WAVE - ELECTRONICS REPAIR SHOP ZBIGNIEW SOKOLIK 11 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,400 …military maneuvers have been seen on… 12 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,200 …ground troops and armored vehicles… 13 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,080 …first regiment Polish army… 14 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,600 Weather forecast for the region. Windy… 15 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,760 Weather forecast for the region. 16 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,760 …armed forces… …centers around the… 17 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,680 PROJECT UFO 18 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:25,720 Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to introduce to you today… 19 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,200 FARMERS COOPERATIVE OF WARMIA 20 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:30,520 …Poland's leading authority on UFOs and the celebrated host of the TV show 21 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:31,880 Close Encounters. 22 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,560 The show that scientifically examines UFO sightings. 23 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,360 Please welcome Jan Polgar. 24 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,720 Morning, everyone. Thank you. 25 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,280 Mr. Polgar has also accepted 26 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:48,120 to stay with us after our conference to share his thoughts 27 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,440 and to sign copies of his latest bestseller, 28 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,720 Unidentified Objects: Truth or Hoax. 29 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:56,160 Copies of the book will be available for sale after the conference. 30 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,160 Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a busy day! 31 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:02,880 We will start off with a presentation on UFOs in the Middle Ages. 32 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,360 "Were the Albigensians in contact with ufonauts?" 33 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:06,960 THE FIRST UFO CONVENTION WARMIA 34 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,640 Followed by Mr. Gajewski. 35 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,120 -Followed by Mr. Gajewski! -Oh! That's me! 36 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,760 I couldn't hear him. 37 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:18,240 Mr. Gajewski will give his lecture on "Who built the Pyramids?" 38 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,960 We have something very special planned 39 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,000 for the very end as well. 40 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,360 A distinguished member of our Gaia society, 41 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,040 Zbigniew Sokolik, 42 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,680 who's been tracking UFOs in Warmia for years, 43 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,160 will give us a trail-blazing lecture titled: 44 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:38,640 "Submersible Not-Flying Objects." 45 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:42,480 It is absolutely feasible that thousands of years ago 46 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,240 members of an advanced alien civilization 47 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:49,000 established colonies at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean 48 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:52,120 in the area known to us as the Bermuda Triangle, 49 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:56,560 which would explain the mysterious disappearances of ships 50 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,280 navigating in the area… 51 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,120 I'm sorry. 52 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,080 But it seems to me that 53 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,800 there is a much simpler explanation for all of this. 54 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,360 For example, the thousands of pirates. 55 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,520 I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. 56 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,360 Zbyszek, please continue as you were. Thank you. 57 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:29,040 There is one fact I believe that we can all agree upon, 58 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:32,480 and that is that space travel takes a very, very long time. 59 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:36,920 And even if we conjecture that aliens can travel at the speed of light, 60 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:41,160 which, well… basically defies the laws of physics, 61 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:44,480 well, then, such a journey would take 62 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,320 thousands of years. 63 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:50,560 Therefore, the presence of aliens on Earth could only be accidental. 64 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,480 That is one reason I firmly believe 65 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:56,560 that the ufonauts that appear here on Earth 66 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,480 do not actually come from the cosmos, 67 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,960 but from the oceans. 68 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:03,520 If I may, 69 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:06,480 many experts acknowledge that aliens most likely come 70 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,200 from the dark side of the moon. 71 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,800 If that were the case, then how do you explain this? 72 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,120 Uh, lights please. 73 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,320 Next one. 74 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:22,320 This photograph… was one that I took recently. 75 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:26,200 I also have the original negative and several prints, of course. 76 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,120 Please take your time to examine them. Thank you. 77 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,520 This photo clearly shows a beam of light 78 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:38,000 coming from an Unidentified Submersible Object. 79 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,960 A USO exploring a nearby lake. 80 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,520 I encourage you all… 81 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:47,480 to meticulously examine the evidence I have presented. 82 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:51,040 Bear witness and behold this light. 83 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,680 For this light is… 84 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,240 a revelation. 85 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:15,880 There you go. 86 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:20,600 "To Zbigniew Sokolik. Hoping this book will be the, uh…" 87 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:22,960 The cornerstone. 88 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:27,760 "Hoping this book will be the cornerstone of our friendship. Jan Polgar." 89 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:32,360 It's an honor for me, sir. 90 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,720 And tell me, how would you feel about being a guest 91 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,680 on my television show, Close Encounters? Huh? 92 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:38,840 Me? 93 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,360 We could showcase your ideas. 94 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:43,880 Show your photo. 95 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:48,040 You do understand, we'll need the photo, the original negative, and the slide? 96 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:48,960 Yes, naturally. 97 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,240 We need to ensure they're authentic, obviously. 98 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,360 -I don't have anything to hide. -Good. 99 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,120 That's good to hear. 100 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,360 Mr. Sokolik… 101 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:04,240 I think it's only fair to let you know that, um… 102 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,040 …that I'm quite the skeptic. 103 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,520 I don't believe in revelations. 104 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,320 Do you believe in Roswell? 105 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:12,320 Hmm. 106 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:14,960 You see… 107 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,280 Roswell is Roswell. 108 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:25,280 This is Radio Warmia. Maurycy Toderak with Radio Warmia News. 109 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:29,920 The Fifth International Fair of Grains, Vegetables, and Pigs is coming to an end. 110 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,160 On the state farm's premises, 111 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,560 various stands from Poland, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, 112 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,280 and the German Democratic Republic 113 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,560 have been offering their products for sale. 114 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,520 I don't trust this Sokolik guy. 115 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,840 He just handed you the photos? 116 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:47,160 …and personalities have been in attendance… 117 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,920 You don't trust anyone, baby. 118 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,520 He's just an ambitious geek. 119 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,080 Whatever you say. 120 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,800 Does he have any idea why you invited him to Warsaw? 121 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,800 Well, if he watches my show, then I'm sure he understands. 122 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,800 With the ongoing labor disputes, 123 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:05,680 today, the Farmers' Cooperative "Warmia"… 124 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,920 …and the workshops on its premises 125 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,880 have joined the nationwide strike. 126 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:24,480 POLISH UNITED WORKERS' PARTY 127 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,560 Hey, Kittel. 128 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,160 Hey. 129 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,560 Where is everyone? 130 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,600 There's a revolution. Haven't you noticed? Fires to put out. 131 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,680 -That bad? -Yeah, that bad. 132 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,120 Hey. Could you check… 133 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,560 Could you check this for me? 134 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,600 Take a look. Seems real. 135 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,680 I mean, it looks surprisingly genuine. 136 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:08,800 We've all been fuckin' swamped here, and you want me to-- 137 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,840 Come on! Take a quick look. 138 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:15,080 -Just for you. -I'll grab some halva for Lenta, okay? 139 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:17,920 Help yourself. 140 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:50,920 Careful up there! 141 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,800 Alright. 142 00:11:54,880 --> 00:12:00,120 A POGROM OF THE PARTY IS A POGROM OF THE NATION 143 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,400 You're back early. 144 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,520 We're almost done. 145 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,480 Go have your bath. Before they cut the water off on us. 146 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,400 Today's breaking news. 147 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:07,440 The Prime Minister has resigned from office citing health reasons. 148 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:12,520 Governance of the country will now be handled by the State Council 149 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,840 consisting of high-ranking officials from the ruling party. 150 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:20,200 The new Prime Minister will be nominated by the council shortly. 151 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,440 The new government has made an appeal for calm. 152 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,480 And now for some international news. 153 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,720 In the Soviet Socialist Republic of Lithuania, 154 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:33,280 joint military exercises are continuing between allied forces, 155 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,520 including regiments from… 156 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,160 Well, I'm glad I didn't hold my breath. 157 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,560 With all this shit with the Prime Minister, the city's a mess. 158 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,640 Darling, give me the yellow one, would you? 159 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,120 So? 160 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,360 Your thoughts? 161 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:54,520 Like I told you on the phone, no one's tampered with it. 162 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,360 The objects weren't resized. 163 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:01,400 So what does that mean? Is the photo authentic? 164 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,480 How the fuck should I know that? 165 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:06,800 -It's partially blurred. -Stop being a smart-ass, would you? 166 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,880 The shadows are a bit uneven, 167 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,840 which could indicate a light source out of frame. 168 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,360 Uh-huh. 169 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,320 However, it seems authentic. 170 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,760 Applause! 171 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,560 Wonderful! That's great! Keep smiling! 172 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:26,160 Like that lady over there, perfect! Just like that! 173 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,080 Welcome to Close Encounters! 174 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,720 Beautiful! Bravo, keep going! 175 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,800 Evening everyone. Good evening, nice to see you all. 176 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,800 -Good evening! -Everything all set? 177 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:43,920 -Nervous? -This is all very overwhelming. 178 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,920 Relax, there's no need to be nervous. 179 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,720 Mr. Sokolik, 180 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:52,160 don't think about the fact that all of Poland will be watching us. 181 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,720 Just think of this as a friendly conversation. 182 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,520 Jurek! Are we done with the sound check? 183 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,200 We're almost done, sir. 184 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,760 -Get on with it. -We're good! Everything's fine! 185 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,520 It doesn't seem fine. 186 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,720 Please get out of the way. Hurry. 187 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,480 Thank you. 188 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,320 CLOSE ENCOUNTERS 189 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,760 So what you are suggesting 190 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:20,280 is that ufonauts don't come from outer space, right? 191 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,360 -But from underwater? -Yes. 192 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:25,240 Uh… the problem is that… 193 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:28,240 How can I put it… The question is… 194 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,880 um… 195 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:33,160 Well, you know, what I'm really trying to say is… 196 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,680 Uh, the heart of the issue has to do 197 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,280 with the method of travel adopted by the aliens. 198 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,280 -Mm-hm. -Uh, you see… 199 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,880 the universe is billions of light years wide, which implies that… 200 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:48,080 uh… I mean… 201 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,560 It makes space travel basically impossible. 202 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:54,480 What about the existence of… wormholes or space tunnels? 203 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,920 Even if that is the case, journeys of this magnitude 204 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,920 would take a very long time. 205 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,960 And that is one of the reasons 206 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,840 that… mm… 207 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,960 What I'm trying to say is, uh, because… 208 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,440 their presence here on the planet 209 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,760 has been so constant over the millennia, 210 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,480 that is why I firmly believe 211 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,920 that aliens are living under the ocean, 212 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,760 under the Atlantic, near Bermuda. 213 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,040 Quite far away. That's a pity. 214 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,440 Why not somewhere like Bornholm? For example. 215 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,280 Well, actually… 216 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,000 it just so happens that… 217 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,600 Uh… 218 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,080 I have designed something. 219 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,640 I have invented a device 220 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:39,920 that has allowed me to make contact with them. 221 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,720 To make contact with the underwater ufonauts? 222 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,240 Yes. 223 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,920 I'm sorry, just to make sure I understand correctly. 224 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,800 You're saying that you have invented a device to communicate with aliens? 225 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,840 -Yes. -Yes? That's incredible! 226 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:55,760 And? 227 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,080 -Have they contacted you? -Yes and no. 228 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:04,080 However, you have taken a picture of them. 229 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,160 That's correct. 230 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,360 With your permission, I'll show it to the audience. 231 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,840 Zoom in please. 232 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,640 If you don't mind, could you explain to us what we're seeing in this photo? 233 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:18,920 Of course, yes. 234 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,960 Uh… This particular picture… 235 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:26,720 Well, this, I believe shows the headlights of an Unidentified Submersible Object. 236 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,160 Right there on lake Krywe. 237 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:32,040 This ufonaut doesn't seem to know his way to Bermuda. 238 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,440 Have you considered that this photo may be evidence of something else? 239 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:39,680 The aurora? Or maybe a rocket or an amphibious vehicle? 240 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,280 As you know, there are military exercises on our borders. 241 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,240 -It's a USO. -A… USO? 242 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:48,880 An Unidentified Submersible Object. What I call a USO. 243 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,560 To be honest, at first glance… 244 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,240 …the photo does seem genuine. 245 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,640 There are no signs of editing or montage. 246 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:59,040 However, when you take a closer look, then you can clearly see 247 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:03,560 that these shadows here are laid out at an unnatural angle. 248 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,840 And that headlight you mentioned 249 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,680 seems to be superimposed on the image 250 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,440 and does not appear to originate from underwater. 251 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,640 -In which case the… -No, that is not true. 252 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,240 Then, maybe, Mr. Sokolik, 253 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,160 you can explain to everyone why the photo is so blurred. 254 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,320 -So out of focus? -The photo is not fake. 255 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,000 I'm telling the truth. 256 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,160 Wait up, Zbigniew. That went well. 257 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:41,920 I don't think it did. 258 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,760 Don't be ridiculous. You're not angry, are you? 259 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,200 Television has its own set of rules. That's it. 260 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,640 Just who do you think you are, Mr. Polgar? 261 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,280 You may not believe me right now, 262 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,600 but I'm doing this for the good of our cause. 263 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,680 Well, you, sir, are not a true believer. 264 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,480 I don't want it to be a question of belief. 265 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,560 That's the whole point, Mr. Sokolik. 266 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,040 I have your slide. 267 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,000 And the negative. Thank you. 268 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,600 There isn't any point now. Just keep it. 269 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,720 Goodbye. 270 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,560 MAURYCY MAMZER'S HYPNOSIS 271 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,160 Miss Kitty? 272 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,680 Tell me. Did you save me some punch? 273 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,200 Of course I did. I'd do anything for you, Mr. Polgar. 274 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:07,600 Ah! 275 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,360 -There you go. -Cheers. Thank you. 276 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,280 May I join you? 277 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,000 Seen any Martians lately? 278 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,240 Unfortunately not. 279 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:32,080 -The universe remains silent. -I've got some news for you. 280 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,920 The Party Secretary is going on a field trip tomorrow. 281 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,000 A field trip? And why's that? 282 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,720 He's very busy with everything that's going on. 283 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,840 There's some information that I'd like to share with you. 284 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,600 But not here. 285 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,120 C'mon! Close the door! 286 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,480 It's probably the tube. 287 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,160 That's usually the issue with these Amethysts. 288 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,640 I'll order you a new one and fix it. 289 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,760 How much will that cost? A new tube? 290 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,080 I'll take care of it. 291 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,200 You need something else? 292 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,520 So, how was Warsaw? 293 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,200 It didn't go well. 294 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,000 The show was another farce. 295 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,600 The whole thing was just a set-up. 296 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,280 They treated me like a fool. 297 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:41,080 A set-up? 298 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,560 -So you're a big shot now? -What would you know about it? 299 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,680 Whatever, Zbyszek. 300 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,400 Let me know when you've fixed it. 301 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,680 What is it? Are you hungry? 302 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,640 Oh. 303 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,320 Sara? 304 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:41,960 Did you feed him? 305 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,480 Where's Sara? 306 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,200 I think she went outside to play. 307 00:23:58,960 --> 00:23:59,920 Sara? 308 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,600 Sara! 309 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,720 Get away from there! 310 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,240 You know you're not allowed to go to the lake at night! 311 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,920 Where am I supposed to go? 312 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,840 Just don't go there! It's dark. Stay inside, okay? 313 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,520 I saw a bright light, and I wanted to see what it was. 314 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,520 They're probably just electrofishing, that's all. 315 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,680 I'm sorry. 316 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,320 Mm. 317 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,040 It's okay. 318 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,440 Another beer, please. 319 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,520 -Hi, Stefan. -Hi. 320 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,560 I saw you on Polgar's show. 321 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,280 It didn't turn out well. 322 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,360 Alright… 323 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:34,520 I'm off. 324 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,600 Don't worry about it. 325 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,160 We'll show him how it's done. 326 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,440 The bear has come for his honey. 327 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,040 Did you actually have something to tell me, or… 328 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,040 did you just want to show me your waterbed? 329 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:58,920 Don't push your luck, Janek. 330 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,160 What is it then? 331 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,280 You know I like you. 332 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,560 In fact, maybe I even care about you. 333 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,280 I kinda like the fact that you're… peculiar. 334 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,040 It's sweet. 335 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,360 There's a dark cloud hanging over you. 336 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,560 -Over me? -Yes. You know no one is untouchable. 337 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:43,920 And your status as a television star makes things somewhat complicated. 338 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,160 They wanna move Close Encounters to the morning line up. 339 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,400 And they wanna replace you with that hypnotist guy. 340 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,000 Oh, I forget his name. 341 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,680 Mamzer? 342 00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,840 Mamzer. 343 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:03,080 That… I mean… He's an idiot. 344 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,760 He's… He's a… moron! 345 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,160 -He's an idiot! -He calms people down. 346 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,320 -Where have you been hiding, baby? -I was at work. 347 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,000 I was at the studio editing the new episode. 348 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,080 Really? 349 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,400 That's odd, because President Puchacz says… 350 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,200 he couldn't find you. 351 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,120 Hm. Probably because I was in the editing room. 352 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,280 Mm. 353 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,440 -What'd he want? -I'm not your secretary, you know? 354 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,040 Come on, give me a break! 355 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,800 I suppose I could do it, but then you'd have to pay me actual money. 356 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,080 Like when I do all the research and work for your books, 357 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,280 and you end up getting all of the credit. 358 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,000 Honey, you know exactly why we do it like that. 359 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:02,920 Do you know why? 360 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,320 -Yes. -Because I'm famous. 361 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:06,960 I know. 362 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,360 What the fuck is this? 363 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,400 How the fuck did this happen? 364 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,560 For fuck's sake. Lenta! 365 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,200 Lenta! 366 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,280 Do you like your new haircut, sweetie? 367 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,560 You're crazy. 368 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,960 You're completely out of your mind. 369 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,040 You were going bald anyway. 370 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,200 You're a total nut job, you know that? 371 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,360 You're crazy. You're completely fucking insane! 372 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,040 I work in television! 373 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,440 When have you ever seen a bald TV host?! 374 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,520 Don't you get it?! 375 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,400 Oh, don't worry, I get it. 376 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:50,640 You can fuck whoever you want, Janek, but don't you dare underestimate me. 377 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,560 I'm the one who made you everything that you are. 378 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:54,480 Pardon me? 379 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,280 Lenta, darling, I think you're a little confused. 380 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:02,160 Everything in this house, I mean everything, was bought by me. 381 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,960 With my money. Your dress… 382 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,360 -Kimono. -Kimono, Goddammit! 383 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:10,200 All this shit. The Buddhas, the candles, the fans. 384 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,200 The acupuncture and Chao, your Chinese masseur! 385 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,760 Everything you see. 386 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,360 Everything! The stupid Japanese garbage! 387 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,000 I paid for all your shit! 388 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,720 And you think I'm crazy. You're delusional. 389 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,280 -Don't worry about your hair. -Don't touch me! 390 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,160 If the Secretary's bald, then you can be too. 391 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,120 I'm not paying for your shit anymore. 392 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,200 Go fuck yourself. 393 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,320 Good morning, Mr. Polgar. The president's waiting for you. 394 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,240 -Yeah, I know, I heard. -Go ahead and wait inside. 395 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,040 Pss! 396 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,080 The drill is over. I repeat, the drill is over. 397 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:52,400 We've improved again by 14 seconds. That's a new record! 398 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,480 We're the best TV station in the whole Warsaw Pact! 399 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,520 Marian, cut the crap. 400 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:02,440 Tell me the truth. 401 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,800 Are you gonna move my show to the morning slot 402 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,320 when only kids are watching? 403 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,080 Are you really gonna give my prime-time TV slot to that hypnotizer? 404 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,320 Listen, Janek. 405 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,120 We have to talk. 406 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,880 Like professionals. Like adults. 407 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,560 Relax, take off your coat. 408 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,400 -Is this… Is this my coffee? -Yes. The way you like it. 409 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,800 Tastes different. Ugh. 410 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,240 What's with the hat? Are you an Orthodox Jew now? 411 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:36,640 Tell me the truth, Marian. 412 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,840 Come on, Jan, you know that your show makes no sense. 413 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,640 You spend your time roaming around Poland, 414 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:49,720 proving to everyone in the country what they already know. 415 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,360 That UFOs never land here. 416 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,160 For some reason, they always land in America. 417 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,280 Marian, you know that I'm a man of science. 418 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,920 You were once. 419 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,920 But now you're a TV host. 420 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,440 Can you take off your hat please? You're stressing me out. 421 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,320 For fuck's sake. 422 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,960 I'm asking you nicely. 423 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,120 My God, Janek, what happened? 424 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,080 Is it cancer? 425 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,560 Is it the chemotherapy? 426 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:41,400 How did Lenta take it? 427 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:46,080 -Lenta… -Say nothing. Janek, don't say a word. 428 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,000 Pss! 429 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,120 I understand. 430 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,720 We're gonna fight this together. 431 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,600 And when it comes to your show… that can wait. 432 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,480 The altered state of consciousness that is hypnosis 433 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:09,000 is a powerful experience open to every human being. 434 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:14,200 Each and every one of us is a vessel of infinite power. 435 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,200 Whatever your mind can focus upon 436 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,840 can then be made manifest in reality. 437 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,720 Your mind creates your own reality. 438 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,760 Ladies and gentlemen, 439 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,880 I invite you all to witness with your own eyes 440 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,480 the most powerful instrument in the universe… 441 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:34,880 the human brain. 442 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:39,160 The woman who lies before me is living proof 443 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,680 that our minds are capable of the impossible. 444 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,160 So you like Mamzer? 445 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,600 Remember, each and every one of us 446 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,120 is a vessel of infinite power. 447 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,520 Whatever your mind imagines 448 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,040 can be made manifest 449 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,880 and become your reality. 450 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,320 Polgar. 451 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,280 SECRETARY 452 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,600 You wanted to see me, Comrade Secretary? 453 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,000 Have a seat. 454 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,640 That letter was sent to my wife. 455 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:54,840 Read it, please. 456 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,640 Out loud. 457 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,400 "Dear Mrs. Wierusz, 458 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,880 I decided to contact you because I watch you on TV, 459 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,800 and I believe you to be trustworthy." 460 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,680 "What I am going to tell you may sound crazy, 461 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,360 but recently in the village of Truskasy, 462 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,840 near Bartoszyce, a man named Kunik 463 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,880 encountered strange green creatures that looked like frogs." 464 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,440 "Creatures like these have never been seen here before." 465 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,840 "I know this because I have lived in Warmia my entire life." 466 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,960 "These creatures then abducted Kunik and brought him to their spaceship." 467 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:47,120 "I believe this incident to be worthy of investigation by you and the authorities." 468 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,120 "My neighbor thinks that it may be the Chinese, 469 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,040 but I think it is more serious than that." 470 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,040 "I think that these creatures may be aliens." 471 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,960 "Yours sincerely, Helena Podgórska." 472 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,560 So what do you make of that? 473 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:10,600 -Interesting. -Interesting? 474 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,440 -It's fuckin' mind-blowing. -Sure. Yeah. 475 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,280 A revelation like that right here in Poland! 476 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,640 -Make the best of this shit. -Yes. 477 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,400 And make sure to be meticulous. 478 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,320 POLICE 479 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:37,880 Zbyszek. 480 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,240 You have to come with me to the station. 481 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:42,840 What for? 482 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,240 I don't know. 483 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,240 Probably something you did in Warsaw. 484 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,080 In Warsaw? Nothing happened. 485 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,480 Why are you always ranting about those USO? 486 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,120 You really should drop it. 487 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,240 Extension 5-0-1. 488 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,000 Borewicz, Corporal Borewicz. 489 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,400 Yes, he's here with me. 490 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,240 Sokolik speaking. 491 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:44,800 Yes… 492 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:51,920 Thank you, sir. 493 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,680 Thank you so much, sir, for trusting me with this mission. 494 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:57,800 Goodbye. 495 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:02,640 So? 496 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,520 That was Polgar. The guy from Close Encounters. 497 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,720 -Uh-huh. -Apparently in Truskasy… 498 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,480 they've seen a UFO. 499 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,760 Oh, Zbyszek… Uh… 500 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,240 Someone has to drive me there. 501 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,720 My husband's getting dressed, he'll be right down. 502 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,320 -Uh-huh. -You came about this thing? 503 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,080 About what thing? 504 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,320 What do you mean, what thing? Eh… 505 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,560 This thing. 506 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,120 Józef Kunik. 507 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,680 Good evening. 508 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,200 The testimony is credible. Stop. 509 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:15,760 You said then that they… 510 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,040 took you on board their vessel, right? 511 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,360 Yeah. It was down by the field. 512 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,760 They brought me on board their ship. 513 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,120 And you're sure they were not human? 514 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,880 I think I know what's human. 515 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,080 These people were not humans. 516 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,560 Not like people from around here. 517 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,560 The case is genuine and mysterious. Stop. 518 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,360 When he came back from the fields, I saw him. 519 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:41,920 He was as white as a sheet. 520 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,400 And he was soaked to the skin, like he'd been for a swim in the lake. 521 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,960 -Uh-huh. -I asked him there and then. 522 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,240 "Józef, what happened to you, darling?" 523 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,200 And he said to me… 524 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,240 …that he had just seen… 525 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,560 …these big, tall frogs in the fields. 526 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,280 -Sorry. -Down at Kulesza's field. 527 00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,840 Had you been drinking, Mr. Kunik? 528 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:01,680 Never had a drop. 529 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,000 He doesn't touch the stuff. 530 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,800 The witness is a teetotaler. 531 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:09,040 There is no radio or TV in the household. Stop. 532 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,080 And what happened next? 533 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,040 Well, then, our son, he… 534 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,400 Your son? 535 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,680 Well, since his divorce, our son has been living with us. 536 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,480 -What did he see? -Well, he ran down to the field, 537 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,960 but all those frogs were gone. 538 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,880 Well, yeah. There were tracks. 539 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,360 What kind of tracks? 540 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,720 Like, uh, footprints. 541 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,440 Like, uh… 542 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,400 flippers. 543 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:41,560 The witness was abducted at dawn by the lake. Stop. 544 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,000 They came from underwater. Stop. 545 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,760 Do you believe in Roswell? 546 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,240 You see… 547 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,920 Roswell is Roswell.