1 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:02,832 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,117 Good morning. WOMAN: Good morning, Adam. 3 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:29,523 (PANTING) 4 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:31,625 Oh, God. 5 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:34,529 Oh, God. (CELL PHONE RINGING) 6 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:40,599 Hello? SARAH: I lost Amber. 7 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:42,538 What? She fled. She escaped. 8 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:43,906 She snuck right out the window. 9 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:45,774 Okay, listen, Sarah, here's what you need to do. 10 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:46,834 What, are you having a heart attack? 11 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:48,141 No, I'm exercising. 12 00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:49,875 You're, like, wheezing like an old person. (THUDS) 13 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:51,746 Careful! You need to find her. 14 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:53,183 Who? Your daughter. 15 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:55,813 That's your advice? Thanks, big brother. 16 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:57,078 (GROANS) 17 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:58,715 Here I am, moving our entire situation 18 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,225 just so I can make her life better, 19 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:01,317 and what do I get? 20 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:04,363 Hey, Drew? Drew? Please turn that thing down! 21 00:01:04,431 --> 00:01:05,523 Hey, how's Drew? 22 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:07,225 Oh, good! He's good. Yeah? 23 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:11,498 (SIGHS) I'm doing the right thing, right, Adam? Moving home? 24 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,670 Look, Sarah, you're doing the right thing. 25 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:15,664 You sure? It's gonna be good, right? 26 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:16,731 I mean, you said it was gonna be good, 27 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,072 and that's essentially why I'm doing it. 28 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:19,133 Because you said it was gonna be good. 29 00:01:19,212 --> 00:01:20,907 So if it isn't good, I don't think I'll ever forgive you. 30 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:23,105 Look, if it's not good, you can blame me, okay? 31 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:24,480 (ADAM'S PHONE BEEPING) 32 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:26,542 That's what I'm saying. Look, Sarah, I've gotta go, okay? 33 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:27,643 I've got another call. 34 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:28,914 No, no, no, Adam. Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam... 35 00:01:29,055 --> 00:01:30,283 All right? Wait, wait, wait, wait... 36 00:01:30,356 --> 00:01:33,154 Dad? Yeah, you know, my pipes are clogged. 37 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,916 (STAMMERING) Dad, I'm exercising. 38 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:35,983 Yeah, good. What? 39 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:37,359 Okay, I need you here right now. 40 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:38,954 I'm not even getting a belch. (LINE DISCONNECTS) 41 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:40,897 (SIGHS) I... Oh, God. 42 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:44,432 (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) Amber! 43 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:49,868 Amber? 44 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,307 Amber? You need to get in the car with me right now. 45 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:57,816 Look, Berkeley is a living hell, Mom. I am not moving there. 46 00:01:57,884 --> 00:01:59,681 I am moving in with Damien. 47 00:01:59,752 --> 00:02:01,447 We've decided. Right, Damien? 48 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:02,510 Uh... 49 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:05,023 Damien, I need to speak with my daughter. 50 00:02:05,091 --> 00:02:06,752 Could you give us a moment? 51 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:08,726 Perhaps you could use this time to put on a shirt. 52 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,729 Uh-uh-uh. You stay right there, Damien. 53 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,264 Do not let her scare you. 54 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:14,061 Her bark is worse than her bite. 55 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,094 (SARAH GRUNTS) 56 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:22,333 This is so embarrassing. Why are you doing this to me? 57 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:23,397 You're ruining my life! 58 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:26,206 I told you we don't have a choice. I'm out of money. 59 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:29,271 Plus I want you guys to have a chance to be with family, 60 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:30,611 become decent, upstanding citizens of the world. 61 00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:31,707 Damien! 62 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:33,684 Call me! Get in the car! 63 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:38,022 Hey, how's my grandson doing? 64 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:39,319 Getting ready for his game? 65 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:40,825 'Cause I'm going to be there with bells on. 66 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,828 (STAMMERING) Actually, Dad, that's the thing is, 67 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,330 I think you might be making Max a little nervous. 68 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:47,093 What? It's just, you're very... 69 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:49,361 Very... Very what? 70 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:51,302 Nothing. I just... 71 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:52,963 Max is a sensitive kid, that's all. 72 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,973 Well, you were sensitive, too. I cured you. 73 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:56,474 All right, look, if you're going to come to the game, 74 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:57,601 I'm going to need you to be calm, all right? 75 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:58,701 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 76 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:00,268 It's important that Max feels a calmness. 77 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:01,711 A calmness? 78 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:03,504 Yeah? 79 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:06,074 KRISTINA: Hey, honey, he will not put on his uniform. 80 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:08,313 The... Look, the game's in an hour, Kristina. 81 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:09,446 He has to go. I'm the coach. 82 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,149 Okay, I don't know what to tell you, 83 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:12,851 it's a non-starter. I mean... 84 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:14,553 Just... 85 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,393 (SIGHS) I'll be right there, okay? 86 00:03:19,465 --> 00:03:21,456 (SIGHS) Thank you. All right, bye. 87 00:03:22,835 --> 00:03:23,859 What, he doesn't want to go? 88 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:25,495 Yeah, he doesn't want to go. 89 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:26,834 It's a baseball game, he's gotta go. 90 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:28,396 Look, he doesn't want to go to the game. He's gonna go. 91 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:30,169 I'll get him to go. Can I finish this? 92 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:32,768 Yeah, well, fix that and you get over there and get him to the game. 93 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:34,745 (EXCLAIMS) Damn. Oh, no! 94 00:03:39,018 --> 00:03:40,781 Hey, what do we got? 95 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,181 Major Lego binge. 96 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:44,845 All right. 97 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:46,255 Good luck. 98 00:03:46,993 --> 00:03:49,086 Max. Max. 99 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:54,290 Listen, Max, you don't have to play baseball, not after this season. 100 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:55,959 But I want you to give this a chance, 101 00:03:56,035 --> 00:03:58,094 because it meant a lot to me when I was a kid. 102 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:01,072 So what do you say, will you give it a shot? 103 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:04,467 All right, listen, after the game, 104 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:07,035 why don't we go have some ice cream? 105 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:08,580 Double scoop. 106 00:04:09,015 --> 00:04:12,212 And when I say double scoop, what I really mean is triple scoop. 107 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:13,650 HADDIE: I just think you should let him stay. 108 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,620 Like, do we even care about baseball? 109 00:04:15,688 --> 00:04:17,713 (SIGHS) Well, your father sure does. 110 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:18,848 Why? 111 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,653 Well, because men feel the need 112 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:23,787 to express their love through hitting balls, 113 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:27,230 slapping butts and discussing meaningless statistics, 114 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,825 and I think your father thinks that if Max doesn't do these things, 115 00:04:29,902 --> 00:04:32,530 he's gonna grow up to be sad and alone. 116 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:34,673 Well, that's absurd. 117 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:37,632 (SIGHS) 118 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,271 ADAM: We only have 12 minutes, guys. 119 00:04:39,345 --> 00:04:40,607 Come on, let's go, let's go! Okay, okay. 120 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,045 Honey, how did you make this happen? 121 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,583 Oh, I just told him about the joys of baseball 122 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:46,209 and how it's something he can do with his father forever. 123 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,844 Oh, a double scoop. Triple. 124 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:48,909 Great parenting. 125 00:04:48,988 --> 00:04:49,977 Look, once he gets his first hit, 126 00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:51,717 everything is gonna turn around for him. 127 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,452 This is gonna be fun. Okay. 128 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:55,323 ADAM: (WHOOPS) All right. Let's go. 129 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:57,158 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 130 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,695 CROSBY: Ow! Oh! Oh. 131 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:06,529 Why are you calling me? 132 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:07,595 ZEEK: Stay alive there, Max. 133 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:09,141 Crosby, you're the assistant coach. 134 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:12,405 It's the third inning, where the hell are you? Dad's out of control. 135 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:13,775 Bend the knees a little more. Here it comes. 136 00:05:13,846 --> 00:05:15,973 It's not a good time right... I gotta... I gotta... 137 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,380 (CLEARS THROAT) I can't talk right now. 138 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,418 What do you mean you can't talk right now? Are you with someone? 139 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,253 I'm gonna call you back, okay? 140 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,915 Are you back with Katie? Did you have make-up sex? 141 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,457 Oh, come on, that's pathetic. 142 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:26,856 All right, look, well, just get over here, all right? 143 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:28,757 We're getting our asses handed to us, okay? 144 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:29,920 What kind of brother are you? 145 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,588 I'm on my way, okay? 146 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:33,521 ZEEK: Atta boy! 147 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:35,863 All right, come on, come on, let's go. Let's go! 148 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:38,733 ZEEK: Cover second base, Max, you're the cut-off man! 149 00:06:02,962 --> 00:06:04,657 No, I have a deposition. 150 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:05,993 Yeah, I will find the holes in it. Hey. 151 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:07,157 Of course fast. Tomorrow morning first thing. 152 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:08,860 Hon, we're actually in a cell-free zone, so... 153 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:11,267 Okay. Okay, okay. All right. 154 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:15,229 Hudgens is freaking out. He thinks that Leon's gonna take him off the Tibli case, 155 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:16,366 and so... Uh-huh. Can you turn that off? 156 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:17,841 I'll put it on vibrate. 157 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:19,309 Hey, don't talk dirty at Fairyland. 158 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,368 Shut up. 159 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:22,573 It's just that Sydney's been looking forward to this all week. 160 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:24,513 Okay. Yay! Okay! Hey! 161 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,283 Thank you so much. All right. Thanks for waiting. 162 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:29,787 Okay, let's take this photo, huh? Here we go. 163 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:31,949 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) Um... 164 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,353 One second. 165 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:34,916 Be strong. I'm sorry. 166 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:35,983 It'll be so quick. 167 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,053 Come on. You can do it. Oh! 168 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:40,657 Okay. 169 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,031 BOTH: (LAUGHING) Yeah! 170 00:06:43,102 --> 00:06:45,093 All right. Say cheese! Cheese! 171 00:06:45,371 --> 00:06:46,736 ZEEK: All right, come on, kids, you can do it. 172 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:48,330 Ball four, take your base. ADAM: Yeah! All right! 173 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:52,208 All right! All right. Okay, everybody, we are only down by seven! 174 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:54,075 We can do this. You ready, Max? 175 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,136 Let's go. 176 00:06:55,214 --> 00:06:57,205 This is our date with destiny, come on! 177 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:58,272 BOY 1: Oh, no! BOY 2: Max is up! 178 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:01,377 Oh, God, Max is up. 179 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:03,111 Hey! Not cool. 180 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,655 All right, Max, listen to me, all right? 181 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,521 I know I told you to swing at everything, 182 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:07,889 but in this situation, you got to know 183 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,019 that a walk is just as good as a hit, okay? 184 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,996 Can't someone else hit? 185 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:16,334 Please. I suck. I'm going to strike out. 186 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:17,494 Everyone's going to hate me. 187 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:19,265 BOY 3: What is he talking about? What's taking so long? 188 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:22,307 Max, listen to me, Max. Max, listen to me. 189 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,977 All right, now it doesn't matter if you get a hit or not, okay? 190 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:28,843 It's a game. It's all about having fun. 191 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,815 I'm not having any fun. 192 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,508 UMPIRE: Who's up? Let's go! 193 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:35,952 All right, well, look, just try your best, pal. Okay? 194 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:41,460 Give it a wallop, Max! Knock it out of the park! 195 00:07:41,527 --> 00:07:43,552 (ALL CHEERING) Come on, Maxie. 196 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,530 Bend those knees now. Get that bat back. Elbow up. Come on. 197 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:48,726 Shove it down their throats, Max. Now come on. 198 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:50,598 Shove it down their throats, Max, and I... 199 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,001 Zeek! Zeek! 200 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:53,868 What? What? Simmer. Simmer. 201 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:58,073 UMPIRE: Strike one. Oh, come on! 202 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,339 There's no way the kid's eight. Did you see this pitch? 203 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,675 Yeah, yeah, I saw. CROSBY: What, did they 204 00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:03,715 smuggle him in from the Dominican Republic or something? 205 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:04,807 I mean, this is not... 206 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:06,613 Any time you want to shut up would be great. 207 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:09,450 All right, Max, come on. You gotta... You gotta get up to that plate. 208 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:12,423 Okay? Cover that plate. You just swing at anything close. 209 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,516 ZEEK: Get hot, Maxie! 210 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,594 Whoo! Oh! 211 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,722 Run! Run, Max, run! 212 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:21,858 No, the other way, the other way, the other way. 213 00:08:21,934 --> 00:08:25,995 Go, go, go, go, go! Run, run, yeah! 214 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,906 Out! Yes! No! 215 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:31,174 Oh, geez! 216 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:38,507 Are you kidding me? He was safe. 217 00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:39,642 Stand back. 218 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:40,879 What the hell is wrong with you? 219 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:43,148 What are you doing over here? You can't come back here. 220 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:44,621 (INDISTINCT) 221 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:48,082 (BOTH ARGUING) 222 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,360 (MOUTHING) 223 00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:54,893 (POP SONG PLAYING) 224 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:45,006 CAMILLE: (LAUGHING) Sarah. 225 00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:50,018 Sarah, I've been so excited. This is so cool. 226 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,284 ZEEK: Hey, hey, hey. Amber, honey. 227 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:56,192 Hey, Drew. Give me a handshake. No, like a man. 228 00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:59,389 Shake it, jeez, Drew. Hey. 229 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:01,594 ZEEK: He went to the hospital with chest pains. 230 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:02,998 SARAH: No! ZEEK: Yeah. 231 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:05,299 SARAH: Wait a minute, you attacked an umpire? 232 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:06,804 ADAM: I did not attack the umpire. 233 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:07,964 What did you do? 234 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,031 Well, no, it was a terrible call. 235 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:13,836 And I am proud of you, Son, for standing up for justice. 236 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,437 Dad, you're actually not helping. 237 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:17,209 Yeah, but did his neck veins pop? 238 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,945 Oh, man, they looked like garden hoses, they were so bulged out. 239 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,611 Daddy, can you cut my meat? 240 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:23,018 I got it, sweetie. 241 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:24,454 No, Daddy does it better. 242 00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:26,184 I'm right here, sweetie. 243 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:28,055 SYDNEY: I want Daddy. 244 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,555 Fine. 245 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:34,229 Joel, thank you. 246 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:37,096 So, Sarah. Mmm-hmm? 247 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:39,034 What's the plan? The plan? 248 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:41,905 Are you gonna look for a job or... 249 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:46,076 (CHUCKLES) Well, no, no, I've been home an hour. 250 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,544 I was asking a question. And I don't have a job yet. 251 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,137 I was just asking a question. SARAH: Okay. 252 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:50,614 I was just asking a question, right? 253 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,048 I'm Switzerland. Don't look at me. Zeek. 254 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,608 CROSBY: I don't want anything to do with this. 255 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:54,880 Can we have a little toast? 256 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:55,943 (GLASS CLINKING) 257 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:57,887 ZEEK: Excuse me. Excuse me. Old war here. 258 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:01,154 The Master Toast-Maker has the floor. 259 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:05,858 To Drew, and Amber 260 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,865 and my shining angel, Sarah. 261 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,869 Welcome home. Thanks, Dad. 262 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,107 ALL: Welcome home! Here, here! 263 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,642 Welcome home! 264 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:18,832 (ALL LAUGHING) 265 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:20,344 (ALL CHATTERING) 266 00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:21,902 (GRUNTS) 267 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,073 Oh, Max, come on. 268 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:26,414 So you're saying you found sperm in her freezer? 269 00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:28,077 Yes. Human sperm? 270 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,685 I guess. I didn't send it to a lab. 271 00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:31,882 (LAUGHS) This is crazy. 272 00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:32,946 What's she gonna do with it? 273 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,754 Gee, Joel, I don't know. I didn't ask her. 274 00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:36,624 This is uncool. Can we just play ping pong 275 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,254 so I can lose myself in sport? 276 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:41,265 Hey, she slept with you with another man's sperm in her freezer. 277 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:42,960 It's unconscionable. She has to be confronted. 278 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,161 ZEEK: Hey, get back in. Come on, Max. 279 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:45,260 So, when is she ovulating? 280 00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:46,395 ZEEK: Let me see you just dribble. 281 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:47,939 If somebody gets up in your grill, 282 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:48,996 you gotta shove them back. 283 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:51,202 You... You gotta get tough, Max. 284 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:52,266 Kick some ass, baby. 285 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:53,368 Hey, hey, Dad! What? 286 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,641 Can you just take it down by about half? 287 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,740 Yeah. Okay, are you ready? I guess. 288 00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:58,909 (GRUNTS) Good. Come on. 289 00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:02,982 (SIGHS) So, is Max still wearing the pirate costume to school? 290 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:06,215 We think he's working through that. 291 00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:16,401 No thanks, I'm cool. 292 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:26,674 You know, if you wanted to come hang out with me and my friends after school, 293 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,340 I mean, we honestly don't do anything, 294 00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:32,982 but if you wanted to come hang out with us, 295 00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:35,684 you could. 296 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:40,817 Whew, wow. Okay, wow, really warm invitation. Thank you so much. 297 00:12:43,295 --> 00:12:44,387 Okay. 298 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,655 (WOMEN LAUGHING) 299 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,392 (WOMEN CHATTERING) 300 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,625 Sarah. SARAH: What? 301 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:54,969 You will never guess who I keep running into at Berkeley Coffee downtown. 302 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,530 Who? Jim. 303 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,338 CAMILLE: Jim? Jim Kazinsky. 304 00:12:58,410 --> 00:12:59,707 Ah, Jim Kazinsky. 305 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,212 The Unabomber? I thought he died. 306 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,145 BOTH: No, no, Jim Kazinsky. 307 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:06,207 Oh, Jim Kazinsky! He was real cute. 308 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,752 I really liked Jim. 309 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:10,254 Yeah, well, 20 years ago, moving on. 310 00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:15,182 How's he look? 311 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,727 Smoking hot! 312 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,256 Really? Hmm. Yeah. 313 00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,265 You should call him. No, no. 314 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,857 I'm setting it up. No, please don't. 315 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:23,924 You need a date. 316 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,595 Mmm-hmm, you do. 317 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:26,994 Badly. 318 00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:28,733 ADAM: You're going to be fine now. 319 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,139 Incoming! Bloody nose. 320 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,904 Major flow. Oh, man. 321 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,502 ADAM: It's all right, we're going to get you all fixed up, all right? 322 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:35,979 Adam, what... What happened? 323 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:37,106 Elbow to the face. 324 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,343 You elbowed him in the face? 325 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:39,543 He was in my zone. 326 00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:41,142 Okay, he's eight! 327 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:45,122 Well, I apologized to him, didn't I, Max? Did I... I apologized. 328 00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:46,748 Mom, can you get some ice? 329 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,850 Where were you? 330 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,519 I was just playing some ping pong with Crosby, 331 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:50,584 I was trying to get him to mellow... 332 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,688 I don't know what happened. 333 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,492 You got him? Yeah. 334 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:56,529 ADAM: Dad? Your grandpa's an idiot. 335 00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:58,770 Dad, what are you doing? What? 336 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,271 What are you doing? Oh, Adam. 337 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,603 You know, the boy has some height deficiencies. 338 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,506 We need to make him a ball handler. 339 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,943 Do you... Do you really have to be playing with him that hard? 340 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,001 Hey, you weren't any different. 341 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,513 You had to get over your fears, too. 342 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,447 We're not raising him the way that you raised us, all right? 343 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,145 Oh. Okay, what's that supposed to mean? 344 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:20,082 It means I don't want him to feel like everything in life is a war. 345 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:22,791 Oh, Sonny. 346 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,496 It is a war. 347 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:39,939 (EXHALES) 348 00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:43,546 Good night, you guys. Sleep tight. 349 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,043 Have you been smoking in here? 350 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:47,278 Ew, can you please not use that thing in front of me? It's gross. 351 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,412 How much longer do we have to share a room? 352 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:51,319 I don't know, honey. That reminds me, Drew, 353 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,052 if you feel the urge to release the tension, so to speak, 354 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:55,718 do you think you could do it in the bathroom? 355 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:56,852 Oh, Amber! 356 00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:59,921 Look, if there's not enough room here, I mean, 357 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,626 maybe I can move back to Fresno. 358 00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,661 What? Yeah, I can move in with Dad. 359 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,259 AMBER: Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. 360 00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:06,463 Maybe you guys could share a drug dealer. 361 00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:07,903 Oh, my God! 362 00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:11,809 He's got an extra bedroom, and we've talked about it. 363 00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,245 You have? Kind of, yeah. 364 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:20,181 I don't know, honey, Dad gets so busy. 365 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,947 And what if he has to go out on tour? 366 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:23,420 Can we just talk to him about it? 367 00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,684 Yeah, sure. Course. 368 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,085 You should not be smoking, 369 00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:33,063 especially not in your grandmother and grandfather's house. 370 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,531 We are guests in this house. 371 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,726 Oh, I thought we lived here. 372 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,402 (DOOR CLOSES) 373 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,874 (SINGING) 374 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,174 (CHOIR SINGING) 375 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,060 Hey, how's it going? 376 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,222 Good. 377 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:07,457 Um... 378 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,334 Is something off in the sopranos? 379 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:11,426 No. 380 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,797 Yeah, I think there's a little something... 381 00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:14,463 Okay, hey, yeah. 382 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,509 It's called a major seventh chord, and it's fine. 383 00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:20,568 Well, I'm the producer. I'm the one who has to answer to the client. 384 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,045 Why are you so testy? 385 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:26,448 I don't know, maybe it has something to do with the sperm in your freezer. 386 00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:28,076 Oh. I was wondering if you saw that. 387 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,245 Were you wondering? 388 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,949 'Cause it's this gigantic shiny thermos full of semen. 389 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,184 So, yeah, I found it right next to the coffee. 390 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,453 I do not want to have this conversation again. 391 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:37,620 I am ready to have a baby and you're not. 392 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:38,685 You're not mature enough. 393 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,425 Okay, I'm not mature enough? 394 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,262 I'm not the one out scrounging up some guy's sperm. 395 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,892 And I am not scrounging it up. 396 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:45,163 I bought it. For a lot. 397 00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,637 And I have to tell you, actually, it is amazing sperm. 398 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:48,730 Is it? Yeah. 399 00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:51,071 The donor is an Olympic athlete and a Rhodes scholar. 400 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:54,806 Great. Then it sounds like this sperm's going to be an excellent father, 401 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:58,372 so maybe he can coach soccer for you or whatever. 402 00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:00,077 You're an idiot. Yeah. I'm an idiot? 403 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:03,553 Okay, I don't have a space-age contraption in my... 404 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:04,850 When are you ovulating? 405 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,117 Friday. 406 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,483 (CHOIR SINGING) 407 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,296 (CHILDREN CHATTERING) 408 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:55,564 Hey, Maximo, save some paper for the rest of us. 409 00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:09,547 Freak. 410 00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:11,884 (YELLING) 411 00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,548 Boys! (MAX GRUNTING) 412 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,149 Boys! Max! 413 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:20,965 Max! Max, stop it! Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. 414 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,168 Calm down. Stop it! Stop it. 415 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,504 Max, calm down. 416 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,164 AMOS: He bit me! 417 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,229 MISS A: Back to work, everyone. 418 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:30,639 He bit me! 419 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,577 MISS A: Max, what are you doing? 420 00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,840 I just can't believe that Max would do that. 421 00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:36,972 He must have been taunted. 422 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:40,610 And we will deal with Amos as well, but for right now, we want to focus on Max. 423 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:43,211 I think we're overanalyzing this a little bit. 424 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:46,883 Maybe if we didn't allow him to wear a pirate costume to school, 425 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:47,948 he'd fit in a little better. Wait a minute. 426 00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,391 We all decided that we would monitor 427 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,928 the pirate situation... No, everyone else decided, 428 00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:52,054 and now he's getting picked on, 429 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,462 which is exactly what I thought would happen. 430 00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:55,466 I think what we're trying to say here is we're not sure 431 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:58,731 that Sullivan Elementary is the right fit for Max. 432 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:03,033 I, um... I'm sorry, I don't understand. 433 00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:07,010 I think we should take Max to an educational therapist to have him tested 434 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,673 to see whether or not she thinks Max can be successful here. 435 00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:12,444 Let's just cut to the chase. Are we getting expelled? You giving us the boot? 436 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:13,610 Adam. 437 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:18,815 Are we? 438 00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:21,959 That's great. Amber's out with Haddie and her friends. 439 00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:25,554 Ooh, here's a two and one in Emeryville. That looks good. 440 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,159 Emeryville? Over my dead body. 441 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:30,400 Why don't you put that thing down? 442 00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:33,165 You're staying right here until you get back on your feet. 443 00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:35,001 Mom, I'm on my feet, I'm not destitute. 444 00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:37,803 I've just got a little financial trouble, 445 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,975 and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine. 446 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,946 I'm just letting you know we're here for you. 447 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,210 Thank you. 448 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:48,117 But trust me, I think I should cut this out. 449 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:52,116 You know, in the slim chance that we wear out our welcome. 450 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,661 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 451 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:40,631 Hello? 452 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:42,738 Who's this? 453 00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:45,076 (GASPS) Oh, my God. 454 00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:53,680 Can you believe this? 455 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:56,319 Adam, hey. 456 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:57,719 Hey, it's okay, all right? 457 00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:00,019 They weren't officially booked. 458 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:03,357 So, it's not going to go on their records. 459 00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:08,162 Oh, thank God for that, huh? 460 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:14,130 Oh, God, Kristina, 461 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:15,898 I'm so sorry. 462 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:18,465 Oh, it's okay. It's fine. It's over. 463 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,275 It's over. KRISTINA: It's okay. 464 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:51,670 Perfect. 465 00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:54,402 I'll make us some coffee. 466 00:21:58,917 --> 00:21:59,975 Mom. 467 00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:02,613 It wasn't my weed. 468 00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:05,548 That's great. What a relief. 469 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,017 I'm so proud of you, honey. 470 00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:30,875 (CHATTERING ON TV) 471 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,083 Whoa, date night. 472 00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,552 Please, no comments. 473 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:41,281 Where's he taking you? 474 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,725 Chinese. 475 00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:44,193 Sexy. (SIGHS) 476 00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:47,561 That's enough out of you. Okay? That's enough. 477 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:50,567 I want you to know you made me mad and you embarrassed me, 478 00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:54,469 and it's going to be a long time before you earn my trust back. 479 00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:56,399 Okay. 480 00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:04,140 Are you sure about the shoes? 481 00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:09,852 Go on. Well, 482 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,017 I mean, it's a date, not a Bar Mitzvah. 483 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,160 I just think you should really go with your strong suit, you know? 484 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,286 What is my strong suit? 485 00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:18,727 Your boots, obviously. 486 00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:19,821 Right. 487 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:23,925 Also, that bag is... It's very 1960s. 488 00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:26,431 Not in a good way. 489 00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:29,401 Oh, God. 490 00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:08,673 Hi. Hi. 491 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:14,381 Sarah? Hi. It's me. It's... It's Jim. 492 00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,016 Oh, my God. 493 00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,323 Hi. Hey. 494 00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:22,186 Oh. Hey. Oh. Ow! 495 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:26,654 (STAMMERING) Oh, God. I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were going to the right. 496 00:24:26,731 --> 00:24:28,255 Are you okay? Yes, I'm good. 497 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,158 You look great. 498 00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:31,998 Oh, and you... 499 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:34,461 Wow. (CHUCKLES) 500 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,331 You want to sit down or... 501 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:37,739 Okay. Yeah. 502 00:24:38,777 --> 00:24:40,369 (BOTH TITTERING) 503 00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:41,841 Gosh. Hey. 504 00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:44,273 So... 505 00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:45,905 (STUTTERS) (SIGHS) 506 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:49,750 Oh, Julia said that she ran into you at Berkeley Coffee. 507 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:50,845 Yeah. 508 00:24:50,922 --> 00:24:53,982 Do you live near there? Do you work near there? 509 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,259 Oh, maybe she didn't... 510 00:24:58,096 --> 00:25:01,827 (STAMMERING) I... I work at Berkeley Coffee. I'm a barista. 511 00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:04,364 Oh. Yeah. Yeah. 512 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:06,128 She didn't say that. 513 00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:09,137 And so how long have you been in the caffeine game? 514 00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:11,300 Look, it's a long story. 515 00:25:11,376 --> 00:25:13,344 Actually, I used to go in there... I'm sorry, I'm just... 516 00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:15,504 I'm just going to cut you off. I have to... 517 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:17,047 I'm just going to make a quick... Oh, okay. 518 00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:18,582 And then I'm going to be right... That's fine... 519 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:20,208 I'll get the appetizers started? Okay. Yeah. 520 00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:22,082 Do you like shrimp toast? Any kind of toast. 521 00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:27,854 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 522 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,492 Hello? Well... 523 00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:33,793 Is this who I am to you? 524 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:34,889 What are you talking about? 525 00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:36,695 I mean, I know I'm not a big lawyer who walks around 526 00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:38,633 on the weekends in a juicy pantsuit, 527 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,838 but does that mean I have to go out with a fat, balding barista? 528 00:25:40,906 --> 00:25:42,305 I'm just wondering, is that who I am to you? 529 00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:43,769 Oh, my God, Sarah... 530 00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:46,242 No. No, no, don't "Oh, God" me, Julia. 531 00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:48,711 I know you're sexier than me. Everybody knows it. 532 00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:50,077 Whoa, whoa, hold on. 533 00:25:50,148 --> 00:25:52,810 I don't understand why you have to always prove that you're better than me. 534 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,114 I am never letting you set me up again. Ever. 535 00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:56,813 Good, because I'm done trying to help you. 536 00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:59,254 Well, you... I don't need your help because I'm not some charity case. 537 00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:00,313 Screw you! 538 00:26:00,425 --> 00:26:02,120 Oh, no, screw you! 539 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,354 I can't talk to you right now. Anyway, I have to go, 540 00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:06,363 because I am on a friggin' date. 541 00:26:12,637 --> 00:26:13,831 (SIGHS) 542 00:26:14,439 --> 00:26:15,633 Is everything okay? 543 00:26:15,707 --> 00:26:17,072 It's great. 544 00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:19,201 Listen, I... 545 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,070 I have something I want to show you. 546 00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:28,376 It's yours. That's the ring I gave you. 547 00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:30,551 Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES) 548 00:26:31,556 --> 00:26:33,285 Yeah. How do you have it? 549 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,790 Oh, well, I don't know if you remember. 550 00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:37,384 You sort of threw it at me the night you broke up with me. 551 00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:39,587 Oh! 552 00:26:40,131 --> 00:26:42,224 (GASPS) I hit you right in the eye. 553 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,427 Yeah, remember? I said, you should really... 554 00:26:44,502 --> 00:26:45,594 BOTH: Try out for the A's. 555 00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:47,535 Right. (BOTH CHUCKLING) 556 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,474 So, I want you to know I'm not just a barista. 557 00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:54,171 I rebuild trucks from the '30s, 558 00:26:54,245 --> 00:26:56,076 have several ping pong trophies on display 559 00:26:56,147 --> 00:26:58,445 in my otherwise unimpressive apartment, 560 00:26:58,516 --> 00:27:01,314 and if that's not enough, which I'm sure it is, 561 00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:04,184 I just found out The New Yorker is publishing one of my poems. 562 00:27:04,255 --> 00:27:06,155 The real New Yorker? Yeah. 563 00:27:06,591 --> 00:27:08,058 Yeah, thanks. 564 00:27:10,729 --> 00:27:12,754 I'm really glad you called. 565 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,028 You know, I've always thought about you, Sarah. 566 00:27:17,168 --> 00:27:18,499 (SNIFFLES) 567 00:27:21,706 --> 00:27:24,106 Are you... Are you all right or... 568 00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:29,143 You just kept this all this time. 569 00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:32,481 It's so nice. 570 00:27:33,752 --> 00:27:35,743 You're so nice and funny. 571 00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:40,717 I married this guy who's, you know, 572 00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,919 like a tortured musician, and he has this drug problem. 573 00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:49,493 I was such a jerk. 574 00:27:50,268 --> 00:27:51,462 Just... 575 00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:56,432 I... I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 576 00:27:57,242 --> 00:28:00,075 I'm just... I'm not very good at the... 577 00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:03,274 The dating thing anymore, you know? 578 00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:07,312 And, I mean, let's face it, in my prime, I wasn't... 579 00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:09,318 I wasn't that good at it either. 580 00:28:09,387 --> 00:28:10,820 You're more beautiful than I remember you. 581 00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:14,286 Shut up. You are. 582 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,384 Seriously, please shut up. 583 00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:22,927 Really? 584 00:28:26,471 --> 00:28:27,995 Is your dad home? 585 00:28:28,073 --> 00:28:29,836 Jim. It's okay. What? 586 00:28:30,341 --> 00:28:31,740 We're 38. Oh. 587 00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:38,479 No condoms. I'm sorry. 588 00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:41,847 I have just become so accustomed to the idea of not getting laid. 589 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,080 (EXCITEDLY) Oh! Oh! It's okay. 590 00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:44,246 What? What? 591 00:28:44,322 --> 00:28:45,311 Oopsy! 592 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:46,789 What? What was that? 593 00:28:46,858 --> 00:28:48,348 I got it. What? 594 00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:50,989 Why does your dad have condoms in his desk drawer? 595 00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:55,055 I don't know. I was looking for scissors the other day and I found them. 596 00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:56,532 Oh, my God. What did you do? (SCREAMS) 597 00:28:56,601 --> 00:28:59,092 I stared at them for two hours and then I went to sleep. 598 00:28:59,170 --> 00:29:00,467 Do you think he's having an affair? 599 00:29:00,538 --> 00:29:02,506 Oh, my God! Stop talking! 600 00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:05,167 Hey. 601 00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:07,035 Just so you know, 602 00:29:07,145 --> 00:29:10,808 he never actually participated in a single Olympic event, so... 603 00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:13,642 What? Your phenomenal sperm. 604 00:29:13,718 --> 00:29:17,381 Stanford Hecht traveled with the bowling team as a third backup. 605 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:20,021 He never got in a single game. He never rolled a ball. 606 00:29:20,191 --> 00:29:23,058 Just thought you might like to know that before you pull out the turkey baster. 607 00:29:23,128 --> 00:29:25,255 Oh, my God, you Googled my sperm. 608 00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:27,457 Yeah, I Googled your sperm. 609 00:29:27,866 --> 00:29:30,960 I can't believe that you're doing this without even discussing it with me. 610 00:29:31,035 --> 00:29:32,332 Well, what are we supposed to discuss? 611 00:29:32,403 --> 00:29:34,633 Every time the word commitment comes up, you wince. 612 00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:36,640 That's not true. You just winced. 613 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:38,972 Yeah, oh, prove it. No, prove it. You just winced. 614 00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:40,601 You're an infant. You're panicky. 615 00:29:40,678 --> 00:29:42,202 I am 34. I want a baby. 616 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,646 Oh, okay, so you're just going to inseminate yourself 617 00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:46,616 with the seed of some third-rate hack bowler? 618 00:29:46,684 --> 00:29:47,708 Yeah. 619 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:51,654 I mean, how about having a conversation or a compromise? 620 00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:54,521 You want half a baby? A bunny? What's a compromise? 621 00:29:54,592 --> 00:29:58,585 No, like, you know, you give me a little time to figure out my career stuff. 622 00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:01,757 I just saw a decade flash before my eyes. I need numbers, babe. 623 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:03,630 Okay. Five years. Tops. 624 00:30:03,701 --> 00:30:05,066 I'll give you three. Fine! 625 00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:06,501 Okay! Great! 626 00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:14,068 So you're saying that you'll have a baby with me in three years? 627 00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:17,305 Yep. 628 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:22,449 Oh, my God. I love you. 629 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:23,782 Okay, oh. 630 00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:25,682 Oh, God, I love you. 631 00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:27,622 I love you, too. I love you. 632 00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:31,817 (SINGING) Twinkle, twinkle, little star 633 00:30:32,463 --> 00:30:33,953 How I wonder... 634 00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:35,499 Mommy... Yeah, baby. 635 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:37,194 Could Daddy sing? 636 00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:39,367 Of course. 637 00:30:41,372 --> 00:30:42,464 Joel! 638 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,676 There he is. Hey, babe! Yeah. 639 00:30:48,746 --> 00:30:50,805 She wants you to sing to her. 640 00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:54,351 Sweetie, Mommy rushed here to get home to sing you to sleep. 641 00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:56,683 No, it's fine. We got to read the book. 642 00:30:56,754 --> 00:31:00,315 And the book is the best, best, best part. 643 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:03,925 All right. 644 00:31:05,463 --> 00:31:09,297 All right, you. Let's see which one we haven't sung in a while. 645 00:31:09,767 --> 00:31:11,257 The Monkey Chased the Weasel. 646 00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:12,997 Okay. Let's see... 647 00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:15,669 (SINGING) Round and round the cobbler's bench 648 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:17,833 The monkey chased the weasel 649 00:31:17,976 --> 00:31:20,274 The monkey thought it was all in fun 650 00:31:20,345 --> 00:31:22,540 (POPS) goes the weasel 651 00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:24,839 SARAH: No pants. Let's make this fast. 652 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:25,940 JIM: Okay. 653 00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,850 I just don't want you to get grounded, okay? 654 00:31:29,587 --> 00:31:31,555 (JIM SCREAMS) Oh, no! Oh, no! 655 00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:34,218 SARAH: Oh, no. Are you okay? Gotta run, gotta run. 656 00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:35,589 JIM: I've got six or seven splinters. 657 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:37,252 (SARAH LAUGHING) 658 00:31:37,695 --> 00:31:40,425 Okay, okay, be very quiet. Be very quiet. 659 00:31:40,531 --> 00:31:42,624 Why haven't... This is not allowed. 660 00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:47,867 Don't make any noise. Don't make any noise. You're the one screaming. 661 00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:49,600 (SARAH SHUSHING) Shut up! 662 00:31:49,674 --> 00:31:52,575 It's not even funny. Oh, oh, oh, this is awful. 663 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,339 I have cookies. This is so awful. 664 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:57,006 It's blackberry brandy, and it's delicious. 665 00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:59,845 I'm not going to have a problem with this. 666 00:32:04,722 --> 00:32:08,021 Hi, honey, how was dinner with Uncle Adam? 667 00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:10,051 Oh. 668 00:32:12,964 --> 00:32:14,363 I'm so dead. 669 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,827 CROSBY: Man, I just don't know who you are anymore. 670 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:20,965 I don't know what to say. I'm devastated. 671 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:22,799 It's not a big deal. 672 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:24,899 Mmm. Yeah. It's a big deal. 673 00:32:25,176 --> 00:32:27,667 You're at Oscar's and you ordered a veggie burger. 674 00:32:27,745 --> 00:32:28,769 You know how twisted that is? 675 00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:31,542 Didn't you say there was something you wanted to talk about? 676 00:32:31,649 --> 00:32:32,946 Check that out. 677 00:32:33,017 --> 00:32:36,453 It's from Jasmine, the dancer, from five years ago. 678 00:32:37,188 --> 00:32:38,280 Remember her? 679 00:32:38,856 --> 00:32:39,982 Flexible one. 680 00:32:40,058 --> 00:32:41,116 She was, really. 681 00:32:41,192 --> 00:32:42,386 Mmm-hmm. Flexible. 682 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:44,553 She contacted me after all this time. 683 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,597 I've had like five emails since we went out. 684 00:32:47,065 --> 00:32:49,761 And I think she's, you know, pursuing me 'cause look, it's, oh, 685 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:52,302 "What are you doing this weekend? 686 00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:53,962 "Can I stop by?" 687 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,766 Yeah, whoa. 688 00:32:56,841 --> 00:32:59,207 "Stop by." Whoa, that's... Yeah. 689 00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:00,904 Bold, right? Yeah. 690 00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:03,238 So, do you think it's cool if I see her? 691 00:33:03,781 --> 00:33:06,409 Even though I'm quasi-engaged? 692 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,551 You're what? You know... 693 00:33:10,621 --> 00:33:14,022 I'm potentially in negotiations to get engaged to Katie. 694 00:33:14,425 --> 00:33:16,689 But I thought that we agreed that you were going to confront her 695 00:33:16,761 --> 00:33:18,023 about the sperm situation. 696 00:33:18,096 --> 00:33:19,358 Yeah, I did. 697 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:20,920 And you ended up getting engaged? 698 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,263 (STUTTERS) I didn't get... Listen. All right. 699 00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:25,700 I agreed to have a child with her in three years. 700 00:33:26,270 --> 00:33:28,636 So I think the marriage thing is probably implied, right? 701 00:33:28,706 --> 00:33:30,003 Oh! Oh! Yeah. Yeah. 702 00:33:30,074 --> 00:33:31,098 Mmm-hmm. 703 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:32,836 Is this really how you want to live your life? 704 00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:35,606 Okay, look, I'm sorry we can't all be the perfect couple like you and Kristina 705 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,841 and eat veggie burgers and stuff... 706 00:33:37,915 --> 00:33:38,939 You're an idiot. 707 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,348 That's pretty harsh. 708 00:33:45,056 --> 00:33:46,148 Are you gonna eat your fries? 709 00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:50,956 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 710 00:34:03,941 --> 00:34:05,841 Hey, hey. 711 00:34:06,744 --> 00:34:08,268 Hi. What's going on? 712 00:34:10,281 --> 00:34:13,011 I heard from the educational therapist. 713 00:34:14,018 --> 00:34:16,316 She said that she has some concerns about Max. 714 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:17,581 Uh-huh. 715 00:34:17,955 --> 00:34:21,356 She feels that Max has some learning differences. 716 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:24,054 Okay, listen, I've given this some thought. I wanna contact the school, 717 00:34:24,128 --> 00:34:25,720 get Max a tutor to help him through this rough period. 718 00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:27,594 Honey, she wasn't just talking about... 719 00:34:27,665 --> 00:34:29,690 I understand that, but she wasn't just talking about academics. 720 00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:31,428 I get that, but we'll deal with it. 721 00:34:31,502 --> 00:34:33,663 Honey, she thinks that he may have... 722 00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:35,831 She thinks that he may have Asperger's. 723 00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,073 Asperger's? 724 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,780 Like autism? Look, Max is not autistic. 725 00:34:42,847 --> 00:34:44,371 It's high-functioning autism. 726 00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:46,041 A lot of people with Asperger's live productive lives. 727 00:34:46,117 --> 00:34:47,846 Max is not autistic. Adam. 728 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:49,045 Kristina, I've seen autistic kids. 729 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,610 The Lessings' kid, with the hand flapping. 730 00:34:50,688 --> 00:34:52,747 I mean, come on. When she was with him, she saw certain patterns. 731 00:34:52,824 --> 00:34:54,849 He was having a very bad day, okay? I know that he was. 732 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,450 And those tests that she gave him were ridiculous. 733 00:34:56,527 --> 00:34:57,585 Adam. That's not true. 734 00:34:57,662 --> 00:34:58,788 She didn't connect with him at all. 735 00:34:58,863 --> 00:35:00,728 You know how important it is for him to feel safe with someone. 736 00:35:00,798 --> 00:35:02,425 She said if we get him the right tools... 737 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:03,694 Just what I said, a tutor. 738 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:04,792 Adam, she wasn't talking about a tutor. 739 00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:05,961 I'm not sending him to special ed. 740 00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:09,029 Honey, there is something wrong with our baby! 741 00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:16,036 It's not just... It's not just the academics, okay? 742 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:20,414 (STUTTERS) It's not just the biting or the pirate costume. 743 00:35:20,485 --> 00:35:23,477 Or the fear of fire or the tantrums. 744 00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:27,649 It's everything. 745 00:35:32,997 --> 00:35:35,591 Please don't make me be alone with this. 746 00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:37,497 I don't want to. I know. Come here. 747 00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:39,500 All right? 748 00:35:41,939 --> 00:35:43,031 Okay. 749 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,612 (KIDS CHATTERING) 750 00:36:04,428 --> 00:36:05,486 Max. 751 00:36:06,397 --> 00:36:07,659 Hey, Max. 752 00:36:15,706 --> 00:36:19,267 You forgot your book bag. Do you want me to hang it up in the hallway for you? 753 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:20,605 Hey, Max! 754 00:36:23,614 --> 00:36:25,673 Max, that... That kid just said hello to you. 755 00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:30,917 Max, if... If you don't say hello back, he might think that you're being rude. 756 00:36:30,988 --> 00:36:32,080 Okay. 757 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:35,325 Did you hear him say hello? Uh-huh. 758 00:36:36,427 --> 00:36:37,917 (BELL RINGING) 759 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:42,689 Max? Max? Max! I love you. 760 00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:53,603 We just need to bring in... It's like the home stretch. 761 00:36:53,678 --> 00:36:55,578 We just need to bring in a couple more cans here... 762 00:36:55,646 --> 00:36:56,943 Oh! Oh, excuse me. 763 00:36:57,014 --> 00:36:58,345 Adam, hey. 764 00:36:59,116 --> 00:37:00,913 Hey, Paul. Great running into you. 765 00:37:00,985 --> 00:37:03,351 Listen, this is a little uncomfortable. 766 00:37:03,421 --> 00:37:06,549 The board of the Little League had a meeting last night. 767 00:37:06,657 --> 00:37:09,820 The consensus was that maybe it might be better if you stepped aside. 768 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:11,919 Let someone else coach the rest of the season. 769 00:37:11,996 --> 00:37:14,760 Jordan Shefranick's dad's able to step in. 770 00:37:14,832 --> 00:37:16,094 Oh, okay. 771 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,259 (SIGHS) 772 00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:23,273 And, Adam, they also asked me to tell you that you can't be present at future games. 773 00:37:23,874 --> 00:37:26,104 They've had some complaints from some parents. 774 00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:28,304 Apparently, the umpire's filing a lawsuit. 775 00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:29,710 (SNICKERS) 776 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:32,711 Really sorry, Adam. 777 00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:35,877 It was a bad call. 778 00:37:35,953 --> 00:37:37,443 Yeah, yeah, thanks for that! 779 00:37:39,323 --> 00:37:41,723 I'm sorry, I couldn't get back to the office, so you make the call 780 00:37:41,792 --> 00:37:43,419 and I'll talk to you tomorrow morning. (KNOCK AT DOOR) 781 00:37:43,494 --> 00:37:44,825 Okay, bye. 782 00:37:50,568 --> 00:37:52,195 Hey. Hi. You're home early. 783 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,795 No, I had this meeting over at Shattuck, and then Crosby called, 784 00:37:54,872 --> 00:37:57,136 freaking out about some emergency that couldn't wait. 785 00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:59,472 Drew didn't happen to come by, did he? 786 00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:00,737 Here? No. Yeah. 787 00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:02,210 (SIGHS) I got a weird call from the school. 788 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,269 Yeah? 789 00:38:03,347 --> 00:38:05,406 Anyway, I don't know, I'm just trying not to panic. 790 00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:06,745 I'm sure it's nothing, it's just... 791 00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:08,648 CROSBY: Adam, I'm in a real pickle, man. 792 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,152 Katie already tried to move up the date. 793 00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:11,882 You got to get me out of this engagement. 794 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,651 Engagement? Oh, you're judgmental? 795 00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:15,385 You and Katie got engaged? 796 00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:17,017 Whoa, what? 797 00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:18,959 Crosby and Katie got engaged. 798 00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,554 Okay, this is about the frozen sperm thing. 799 00:38:20,898 --> 00:38:21,887 I'm sorry, the what? 800 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,228 (STUTTERS) How do you know that? 801 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:26,168 Is there not any confidential male guy stuff anymore? My husband maybe. 802 00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:27,329 I don't think so. 803 00:38:27,405 --> 00:38:29,805 Hi, crazy-lady- who-yells-at-her-sister- from-a-date. 804 00:38:29,874 --> 00:38:32,206 Fine, I may have overreacted a little bit. 805 00:38:32,276 --> 00:38:33,504 Maybe? What was that about? 806 00:38:33,577 --> 00:38:36,137 Why are you here? Why is everyone here? 807 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:37,510 Because this is Adam and Crosby time. 808 00:38:37,581 --> 00:38:38,605 I didn't invite them. 809 00:38:38,683 --> 00:38:40,583 Kristina is picking Sydney up from school for us. 810 00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:42,846 Joel has a dental thing and Sydney doesn't like me very much anyway. 811 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,888 Julia, that's not true. She loves you. That's not true. 812 00:38:44,955 --> 00:38:47,719 She openly prefers Joel. And that is fine. 813 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:50,158 Because I am a good lawyer and he is a good father. 814 00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:53,321 So she will be like a relative of mine. 815 00:38:53,597 --> 00:38:56,293 See, I can manage this. I can lower my expectations. 816 00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:58,062 Hold that thought. Hold that thought. 817 00:38:58,135 --> 00:39:00,069 Wait, so are... Are we saying we lost Drew? 818 00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:02,469 I don't know what happened, okay? 819 00:39:03,407 --> 00:39:06,774 It might have something to do with the fact that he walked in on me and Jim 820 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:07,833 half naked last night. 821 00:39:08,145 --> 00:39:09,737 (CROSBY LAUGHING) You slept with Jim? 822 00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:10,906 Good for you. 823 00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:12,881 What happened to him being a fat, balding barista? 824 00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:13,974 I warmed to him. 825 00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:15,882 (CELL PHONE RINGING) How many days has she been home? 826 00:39:15,953 --> 00:39:17,250 Get them out of here. JULIA: Well, you're welcome. 827 00:39:17,321 --> 00:39:19,380 Hello? Hi, Seth. 828 00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:20,784 Seth, there's a winner. 829 00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:23,190 No. (WHISPERS) She was screaming at me on the phone. 830 00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:25,091 (SHOUTS) What? He's with you? 831 00:39:25,162 --> 00:39:27,653 What are you talking about? Since when? 832 00:39:27,732 --> 00:39:29,199 Yes, I'm upset. (SIGHS) 833 00:39:29,266 --> 00:39:31,791 Seth, whatever you do, do not let him out of your sight. 834 00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:33,359 Do you hear me? I'm on my way. 835 00:39:33,437 --> 00:39:36,167 I'm getting in the car right now. Goodbye. 836 00:39:36,674 --> 00:39:38,904 He's in mother-frickin' Fresno. 837 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,903 Sarah, Sarah... 838 00:39:44,949 --> 00:39:46,644 Why... Why don't I ride with you? 839 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:48,582 (SIGHS) Thanks. 840 00:39:50,588 --> 00:39:52,055 I'll do this. 841 00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:05,126 Your mom's here. 842 00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:22,277 Drew, honey. Hey. Hey. 843 00:40:28,692 --> 00:40:30,660 It's just not a really good time right now. 844 00:40:30,728 --> 00:40:34,459 I mean, I got these road dates that might come up and it's... 845 00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:40,836 It's okay. Mmm. You all right? 846 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,906 Is the family good? 847 00:40:42,973 --> 00:40:44,634 Thanks for calling, Seth. 848 00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:45,800 Yeah. 849 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:51,743 See you soon, champ. 850 00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:55,246 You know, maybe we can take in a game or something. 851 00:40:55,319 --> 00:40:56,411 Yeah. 852 00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:21,136 Drew. 853 00:41:23,047 --> 00:41:24,947 Drew, come on, let's go. 854 00:41:25,683 --> 00:41:26,741 Hey! 855 00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:30,144 Hey. Hey. 856 00:41:31,622 --> 00:41:34,750 Hey. Oh, honey. 857 00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:44,091 You 858 00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:47,497 deserve a father. 859 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,764 You deserve a great father. 860 00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:54,869 I shouldn't have married him. 861 00:41:57,948 --> 00:41:59,745 And I'm really sorry. 862 00:42:03,153 --> 00:42:05,781 Oh, look at you. Look at you. 863 00:42:08,926 --> 00:42:10,689 You're almost a man. 864 00:42:12,062 --> 00:42:13,859 When did that happen? 865 00:42:17,601 --> 00:42:19,933 For what it's worth, you have me. 866 00:42:24,074 --> 00:42:25,974 I'm not going anywhere. 867 00:42:29,146 --> 00:42:32,013 And I'm really sorry, but that's going to have to be enough. 868 00:42:32,082 --> 00:42:34,016 Okay? Okay. 869 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:44,426 CHILDREN: (SINGING) Who can sail without the wind? 870 00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:50,261 Who can row without oars? 871 00:42:51,035 --> 00:42:56,234 Who can leave a friend behind? 872 00:42:56,874 --> 00:43:01,504 Without shedding a tear 873 00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:07,809 I can sail without the wind 874 00:43:08,652 --> 00:43:13,817 I can row without oars 875 00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:19,961 I can never leave a friend 876 00:43:20,664 --> 00:43:24,794 Without shedding a tear 877 00:43:28,405 --> 00:43:30,032 (ALL APPLAUDING) 878 00:43:31,575 --> 00:43:32,735 She was great! 879 00:43:32,810 --> 00:43:34,004 Oh, thanks, Dad! 880 00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:36,973 Where's Max and Adam? 881 00:43:39,316 --> 00:43:40,908 ZEEK: Excuse me. 882 00:43:41,051 --> 00:43:42,575 (CHOIR SINGING) 883 00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:01,671 Adam... Adam, what... 884 00:44:02,439 --> 00:44:03,997 What the hell are you doing out here? 885 00:44:04,074 --> 00:44:07,202 We're fine, just go back in. 886 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:08,570 You're going to miss the end. 887 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:11,104 Max, come on. Let's go inside. 888 00:44:11,181 --> 00:44:13,046 (SIGHS) He can't go in. 889 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:14,774 What? There're candles in the hallway. 890 00:44:14,852 --> 00:44:16,820 He can't walk past them. Oh, hell, that's ridiculous. 891 00:44:16,887 --> 00:44:18,821 I mean, all he's got to do is go by them. 892 00:44:18,889 --> 00:44:20,880 He's gonna be fine. Max, come on, let's go inside! 893 00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:22,118 Dad, it's not that simple. 894 00:44:22,192 --> 00:44:24,387 It is that simple, Adam. I raised four kids. 895 00:44:24,461 --> 00:44:27,055 Dad, there's something wrong with my son. 896 00:44:28,966 --> 00:44:30,934 There's something wrong. 897 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,300 What do you mean? 898 00:44:42,946 --> 00:44:44,914 There's something wrong. 899 00:44:48,118 --> 00:44:50,279 And I'm going to need you to help me. 900 00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:54,684 (SIGHS) 901 00:45:09,907 --> 00:45:10,999 Okay. 902 00:45:14,011 --> 00:45:15,342 Oh, Sonny. 903 00:45:32,930 --> 00:45:34,420 What's up? Hey. 904 00:45:43,507 --> 00:45:45,168 Hey. Hey. 905 00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:46,766 Jasmine. Uh-huh. 906 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:52,375 (HESITATINGLY) Well, you look great. 907 00:45:52,649 --> 00:45:53,843 Thanks. 908 00:45:54,852 --> 00:45:57,150 (STAMMERING) Do you want to go inside? 909 00:45:57,221 --> 00:45:58,848 Honey, come here. 910 00:45:59,857 --> 00:46:01,347 Oh, who's this? 911 00:46:02,159 --> 00:46:03,524 That's Jabbar. 912 00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:05,619 Oh, hey, buddy. I'm Crosby. 913 00:46:06,730 --> 00:46:09,198 He wanted to meet his dad. 914 00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:19,841 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 915 00:46:29,553 --> 00:46:31,612 We have a major situation. 916 00:46:35,392 --> 00:46:36,984 What's going on? 917 00:46:37,261 --> 00:46:38,523 So... 918 00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:42,189 I have a kid. A son, a boy. 919 00:46:42,366 --> 00:46:43,833 His name is Jabbar. 920 00:46:44,034 --> 00:46:45,228 Jabbar? I don't know. 921 00:46:45,302 --> 00:46:47,736 She's apparently a basketball fan or something. 922 00:46:48,105 --> 00:46:49,732 Well, what am I going to say after that, like... 923 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:50,865 Isn't the game today? 924 00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:54,402 What? 925 00:46:55,546 --> 00:46:57,514 Well, buddy, I thought you were done with baseball. 926 00:46:58,315 --> 00:46:59,782 It's my team. 927 00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:09,456 (STUTTERS) 928 00:47:11,528 --> 00:47:14,463 Game's in 10 minutes, everybody, come on, we got a baseball game to get to. 929 00:47:14,531 --> 00:47:16,590 Okay, baby. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 930 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,726 Haddie, can you go grab his uniform, please? 931 00:47:18,802 --> 00:47:20,599 Laundry room, got it. 932 00:47:20,804 --> 00:47:22,101 Grab the... 933 00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:24,606 Oh, my God, I think I'm snack mom today, can you help me with the snacks? 934 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:25,835 Yeah. We'll make snacks. 935 00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:29,308 Can somebody bring his glove, please? 936 00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:31,441 (POP SONG PLAYING) 937 00:47:58,342 --> 00:47:59,707 (INAUDIBLE) 938 00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:08,805 (CLINKS)