1 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:56,678 Man! Ain't nothing better than Two Thousand Maniacs! I tell you. Right, Cigrit? 2 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:59,452 You damn right, Floyd. That Herschell Gordon Lewis. Genius. 3 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:02,926 He started it all. That man, he could take a crap on a plate 4 00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:05,930 and I would sit down with some popcorn and watch it. 5 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:09,526 Mmm-hmm. He was like the Frank DiCaprio of his time. 6 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:12,969 He started it all. There wouldn't be none of them movies, would they? 7 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,042 - The Chainsaw Massacre... - That was all him. 8 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:18,770 - We saw the original right here. - Right here. 9 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:20,175 Yeah. Y'all gotta watch it. 10 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,720 Tune in next week. Tell them why they gotta tune in next week. 11 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:25,240 Next week? Blacula. 12 00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:29,788 Oh, man. When you are right, you are so gosh-dang right, Cigrit. 13 00:01:29,889 --> 00:01:34,087 They are gonna be so scared, their pants will be full of urine cakes. 14 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:35,752 That's what gonna happen. 15 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:38,854 Tune in, 'cause this is the best dang show you got here. 16 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,726 And it's the only show you got here. 17 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:43,959 - Tune in, or I'll shoot you dead! - I've seen him do it. 18 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:45,332 Yes, siree! 19 00:01:45,538 --> 00:01:50,840 You all better tune in and watch the Trailer Park of Terror. 20 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:56,644 Pretty girl. 21 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:12,487 Today's the day, babe. 22 00:02:58,511 --> 00:02:59,978 You come work for Miss China. 23 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:04,038 Give Asian massage. Pretty girl make big money! 24 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:09,688 - Well, hey, Norma! - Hey, kiddo. 25 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:11,450 Hey, Freddie. 26 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:14,587 - You ain't leaving me, are you? - I wouldn't leave you. 27 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:17,921 Where you slinking off to like that, pretty girl? 28 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,499 I don't recall giving you permission. 29 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,032 I don't answer to you. 30 00:03:22,835 --> 00:03:25,998 - What's it matter to you, anyway? - Hell, girl. 31 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:29,303 It don't matter a damn. I was just curious, that's all. 32 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,409 Aaron's coming here. We're going to a school dance. 33 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:34,242 - Aaron? - Stop it. 34 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:38,377 Oh, now. Lookee here! Lookee here, y'all! 35 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,348 - Look at that, baby. Yeah. - Stop it. Give me that. 36 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:42,751 - He's here for me. - Sure he is. 37 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,652 - Marv... - Boys like that don't come 38 00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:48,454 to places like this for girls like you, Norma. 39 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:50,151 They come for something else. 40 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:51,856 And I was just figuring on letting him know... 41 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,193 Get out of my way! 42 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:55,267 How sweet you are behind that pretty little dress of yours! 43 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:59,031 You ain't never gonna lay a hand on me ever again. You understand? 44 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,729 - What's wrong? - Stop it. 45 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,578 You ain't never getting away from us, girl! 46 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:11,549 Well, you looking like a bitch in heat. 47 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:14,882 Y'all can shove that possum right up your ass and be happy you're still alive. 48 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,115 You don't fucking talk to me like that. 49 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:24,096 I smell fresh meat! 50 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:33,410 - Norma, you ain't leaving us, are you? - No, honey, I'll see you later. 51 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:37,000 But it's our business so you mind your own. 52 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:49,149 Well, here come Norma, so hot and sweet. 53 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:57,154 She's looking just like a dog in heat. 54 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:04,194 I bet that bitch can turn a crank. 55 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:12,836 And make a dead man come like a Sherman tank. 56 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:16,204 Hi. 57 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:18,550 Hi, Aaron. 58 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:24,379 - These are for you. - Thank you. 59 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:26,825 I prefer roses. 60 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,884 What the hell do you think you're doing, Roach? 61 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,657 Me and Aaron here are just getting acquainted. 62 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:36,398 Just ignore him. He don't know no better, just like the rest of them. 63 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:39,602 Hell, ain't you just like the rest of us, candy pants? 64 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:41,071 No. I'm not. 65 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:44,632 Hell, Norma, you got us under your skin. You ought to know that by now. 66 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:47,406 - Let's get outta here. - Hey, hey, hey. Whoa, hey, now. 67 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,674 Let's mind our manners. We ain't got acquainted with your fianc�. 68 00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:50,771 Marv, leave us the fuck alone. 69 00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:54,341 We gotta make sure his intentions are pure. 70 00:05:55,288 --> 00:06:00,624 We was watching out for you. Your rich daddy buy you this sweet ride, boy? 71 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:02,217 Get outta the way, Stank. 72 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:04,387 - Roach, give me those keys. - Look what I got! 73 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:07,398 You are a rich boy, ain't you? 74 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,797 No. I bought it on my own. 75 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:11,426 Yeah, not everybody's a worthless shit-ass like you! 76 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,402 Did you hear that, Marv? 77 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:16,366 We got ourselves an achiever on our hands. 78 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:18,307 Well, well. An achiever. 79 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:20,174 - Goddamn world-beater. - Leave him alone! 80 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:22,941 I'm just talking to Big Bank Hank here. 81 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:26,040 Figure I might wanna hire him to be part of the team. 82 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:27,847 You could use an apprentice, couldn't ya, Stank? 83 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:30,616 - You cannot find good help these days. - That's right. 84 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:33,658 You need good help, and you gonna need some money 85 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,193 to keep up with sweet cheeks here. 86 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:36,784 - Don't touch her! - Don't touch me, Marv! 87 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,256 I'm gonna tell you something else. 88 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:40,731 You gonna need some skill and experience. 89 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:43,996 - The kind that a man has, not a boy. - We're just going to a dance. 90 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,301 - Just going to a dance. - It's gonna be a hell of a long dance... 91 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,568 - Put it back! - Leave him alone! 92 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:52,701 - Hey, mister! - You listen to me and you listen good! 93 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:55,372 I'm gonna give you a little marital advice, buddy. 94 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:58,609 Don't be expecting on your honeymoon, when you dive deep into that well, 95 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:02,518 to look for pure water, 'cause I done primed that pump already. 96 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:04,986 - And it's... - You're a lying son of a bitch! 97 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:09,723 - Hell, yeah! Boy, be a hero! - He is an achiever! God damn! 98 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:12,524 - Let's see how big a one he is! - Aaron! 99 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:17,994 Hell, Stank, never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. 100 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,572 Fuck you, Roach. You know I didn't mean to. 101 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:38,916 No, no. Aaron! Aaron! 102 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:41,960 Oh, my God. 103 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:48,329 You pack of murdering faggot bastards! 104 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:54,236 Fuck you! Fuck you! Huh, Marv? No, don't you even look at me! 105 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:57,171 You want to touch me? You... 106 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:01,110 Baby, I'm sorry. 107 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:15,217 All I ever wanted... All I ever wanted was for somebody to love me for me! For me! 108 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:19,096 Not the fucking whore that you think I am! 109 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:26,701 Get me outta this fucking hellhole! 110 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:33,943 You can all go straight to hell! You're gonna all go straight to hell! 111 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,250 Howdy. 112 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:48,651 You don't look so good. 113 00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:59,729 I said you don't look so good, honey. 114 00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:01,132 Do I know you? 115 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:05,860 No, you don't. But I know you. 116 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,831 Everybody around here does. 117 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:14,235 You're Norma, the trailer-park queen. Least, that's what all the boys say. 118 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:20,044 - Get out of my way! - You see, a girl like you 119 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:24,456 grows up with nothing, probably ain't gonna be nothing. 120 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:28,723 - It's just the natural order of things. - What do you know? 121 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:31,896 A lot. I know a lot. 122 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:38,203 I been around a long time, and I've seen a lot of things. And it ain't your fault, child. 123 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:41,867 Yeah? Well, whose fault is it then? 124 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,433 It's their fault. 125 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:47,879 There's people holding you down, kicking you, 126 00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:51,310 keeping you on their level, 127 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:55,444 taking away everything you ever had and everything you ever wanted. 128 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,187 How do you know about that? 129 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:05,194 Listen to me. Do you want to get even 130 00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:09,358 with everybody, with this shit, with the world? 131 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,800 If you want to get even, you gotta start now. 132 00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:22,069 You see, I always say, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." 133 00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:26,275 Or one that's been shit on all her life. 134 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,647 You know, the weaker ones among us would have you believe 135 00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:32,883 that violence never pays. 136 00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:37,187 I am not one of those people. 137 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:43,559 I say therein lies salvation 138 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,230 and eternal gratitude. 139 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:51,104 Now, do we have a deal? 140 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:01,477 We have a deal. 141 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,073 Norma. 142 00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:08,953 No! No! 143 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,934 Let's all get outta here now! 144 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:15,619 Born into this life, thought I was free. 145 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:21,183 But they held on like demons. 146 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,287 Never let me be. 147 00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:32,431 So come to me, Satan. 148 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:43,008 Come take me, please. 149 00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:52,290 I've lived, I'm done. 150 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,794 I'm tired as can be. 151 00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:02,583 All right, people, let's go. 152 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,163 Make it quick. 153 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,438 Jesus! 154 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,073 Hey, y'all. 155 00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:18,634 My name is Bridget, and I'm a quitter. 156 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:22,079 No. Actually, I guess, I never quit anything in my life. 157 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,513 That's why Mommy and Daddy sent me to Jesus camp. 158 00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:27,915 - Fuck you, Alex. - I was abused as a kid. 159 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:30,820 So that means I can do whatever I want and just shit on everybody else. 160 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:34,757 - No, you don't know anything about me. - Oh, yeah. That's right, Goth bitch. 161 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:38,421 Like I don't know you turned to a liar to save your own ass! 162 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:41,727 But then I guess God just decided I needed another challenge. 163 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,099 Thank you, God. Thou shalt be teamed with a... 164 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,835 - What do you fucking want? - Do you ever take a break, 165 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:53,139 - or are you always like this? - I can take care of myself, okay, Michael? 166 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:57,375 - I'm always like this. - Yeah. You don't think it's sad? 167 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:03,385 I'll tell you what, computer boy. If I smacked your geek head to the ground, 168 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,819 and then kicked your fucking face in 169 00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:09,155 until your whole goddamn queer body stopped moving, 170 00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:13,429 - that would be sad. - Yeah. 171 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,090 Hey, that's enough! 172 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,527 Amber, you got something you wanna add to the conversation? 173 00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:20,935 Respect, people! 174 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:26,207 - Stop staring at my ass, Jason. - No, I wasn't. 175 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:27,835 I don't know anything about your ass. 176 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,675 Whoa, whoa! Yo, Twinkie. 177 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,876 Haven't you noticed in the time you've been here that, that one's taken? 178 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,350 - Hey, people! - You got that? 179 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:35,943 - Yeah. - Bathroom, soda, snacks. 180 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,317 Hey, hey. Hey! 181 00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:42,249 Get inside. We gotta get back on that bus. There's a storm coming. Come on. 182 00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,632 Officer. How are you? 183 00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:07,980 - Just running hauls up in Cincinnati... - Yeah. 184 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,919 I don't know why he wanted to take that run. 185 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,383 Please be advised, a line of severe thunderstorms are moving 186 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:17,293 across middle Tennessee, northern Alabama and Georgia. 187 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:21,799 These storms are associated with strong upper-level cold pressure systems... 188 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:46,914 Vertical Trinity. What's that about? 189 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,355 Dragging us up to the mountains and trying to save our souls. 190 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,259 Something like that. 191 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:05,141 Hope you plan on buying those snacks, son. 192 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,374 Yes, ma'am, he does. Hey, pay the lady. 193 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,415 A severe storm warning for the Tri-State area. 194 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:14,008 Travelers are well advised to seek shelter. 195 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:17,714 This is a dangerous storm accompanied by heavy rain, high winds 196 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,348 and a strong possibility of tornadoes. 197 00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:24,452 We are now getting reports of flooding and landslides on Highway 24, 198 00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:28,158 and the highway patrol has closed the route until further notice. 199 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:29,267 Just great. 200 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,868 Travelers, please be advised, a line of severe thunderstorms 201 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:37,067 are moving across middle Tennessee, northern Alabama and Georgia. 202 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,076 That's some bunch of hell raisers you got there, mister. 203 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,982 They're not as tough as they like to pretend. 204 00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:51,021 Nothing a good crack upside the head wouldn't straighten out, huh? 205 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:55,150 No, no. At Vertical Trinity, we don't believe violence is appropriate discipline. 206 00:19:56,128 --> 00:20:00,292 These are decent kids, they really are. They just need a little guidance, that's all. 207 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,933 I think what he's trying to say is that we're fuck-ups. 208 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,027 Language? 209 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:09,107 Start rounding up the others for me, will you please, Bridget? 210 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:14,943 We're all about faith intervention. 211 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,175 By challenging these kids' limitations and negative self-images, 212 00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:21,878 we show them there's nothing they can't do without faith and God's help. 213 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:25,388 Tell you what, while you keep on believing, 214 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:28,050 how about you reach in your wallet and count me out the 20 bucks 215 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,720 for the porno rags your little angel lifted? 216 00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:41,836 - They're really not bad kids. - Yeah, and sometimes when I 217 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:46,274 turn my head just a certain direction, I kinda think I look like Julia Roberts. 218 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:50,412 That ain't really worth a whole hell of a lot in the rest of the world now, is it? 219 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:57,713 I guess not. Let's see here. I think I can take this bypass here. 220 00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:02,854 - You ain't serious? - Why wouldn't I be? 221 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:05,361 That there road's hell in a storm. 222 00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:08,399 And it ain't even real good in the broad daylight, neither. 223 00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:16,439 - He ain't from around here, is he? - About 8 miles, the road comes to a "T," 224 00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:20,411 you wanna take a left, and that'll take you up to the bypass. 225 00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:31,079 All right, hey! You two got about 10 seconds to finish up before we gotta go. 226 00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:37,752 A full five more than you need, right, minute man? 227 00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:47,264 - Excuse you, Goth whore. - Well, there's no excuse for you. 228 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,468 Hey, let's get a move on, troops... 229 00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:55,805 - You know you want this. - Yeah. Like leprosy. 230 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,694 I got her! Hey, Tiff! 231 00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:21,405 Hey, Tiff. Hey! What are you... 232 00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:24,905 Do you know what I had to do to get this? 233 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,500 I think I have an idea. 234 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,738 I finally get some shit, and you dump it all over the ground? 235 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:32,078 Jesus, Tiffany. Did you not get anything out of this past week? 236 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,676 Yeah. A serious crave. 237 00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:37,427 But thanks for helping me with that, mom. 238 00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:39,981 You know what? The bus is leaving. Let's go. Come on. 239 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,092 - Now. - Fuck! 240 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,888 - Now. - Man! 241 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,092 Jesus, this sucks! 242 00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:00,431 Yeah. Do it. Do it. Do it. 243 00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:15,412 Hey, yo, Pastor. We there yet? 244 00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:25,226 For real, though. I just wanted to thank you for this past week, man. 245 00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:28,356 It was enlightening. 246 00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:34,129 No, really. I think you worked miracles, man. 247 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,041 In fact, you got a whole bus full of them. 248 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:41,544 But, no, seriously, though. I'm seeing big changes, Pastor. Big changes. 249 00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:43,807 I mean, take my man Michael here. 250 00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:48,677 I mean, I think the dude's actually starting to notice girls. Yeah. 251 00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:53,182 Tiffany, I think she's just gonna stick to smoking dope now, 252 00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:56,090 instead of scoring the hard shit all the time. 253 00:24:58,029 --> 00:25:01,692 Jason, he's laughing, man, 'cause he knows he's changed. 254 00:25:02,901 --> 00:25:06,667 He's downgraded his shoplifting just to soft-core porn now. 255 00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:11,441 Which is good, 'cause the amount he whacks off, he'll be blind within a year. 256 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:18,507 And my girl Bridget, yo, her days of five guys all at once, they're done. 257 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:21,709 She's just strictly a threesome kinda girl now. 258 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:28,521 Man. Her days of telling tall tales about her messed-up childhood? Done. No more! 259 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,160 Take my old girl Amber. 260 00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:38,464 I guess there's just some people you can't save, you know what I mean? 261 00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:40,730 - You know what, Alex? This is a process... - Look out! 262 00:26:03,628 --> 00:26:05,061 Jesus Christ. 263 00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:10,226 Everybody all right? Anybody hurt? 264 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:12,836 My head. My... 265 00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:19,404 - Oh, fuck! - Anybody have a signal? 266 00:26:21,546 --> 00:26:24,447 - Looks like a dead zone. - Nothing. 267 00:26:28,486 --> 00:26:30,920 - There's no keys, nothing! - Oh, God. 268 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,255 - I don't get it. - Who leaves a truck 269 00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:38,693 - in the middle of the damn road? - It's fucking weird, if you ask me. 270 00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:42,163 Yeah, it is fucking weird. I guess we'll bow to your expertise in that department. 271 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,235 - Fuck you! - Hey, there's a sign! 272 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:47,464 - What? - "Trailer park." Let's go check it out. 273 00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:48,869 - Dude, look at the sign! - What? 274 00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:51,408 - The thing is probably long gone by now. - Let's go. Follow me. Come on. 275 00:26:51,509 --> 00:26:53,739 - No! - Oh, yeah. That's a great idea. 276 00:26:53,845 --> 00:26:57,804 We're stranded in a thunderstorm, everybody head for the trailer park. 277 00:26:57,916 --> 00:26:59,941 There won't be any freaks there. 278 00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:03,179 But if there are, at least we have the Lord on our side. 279 00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:06,818 Hey, don't you think someone should stay with the bus? 280 00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:12,823 Bridget, wait up. 281 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,167 Come on, baby. Catch up. 282 00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:26,973 - Hey, there's a light! - Hurry up. 283 00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,949 I cannot believe someone actually lives here. 284 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:41,585 Come on, guys. 285 00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:49,692 Come on, let's get out of the rain now. You two. Hey, come on. 286 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,505 Hello? 287 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:56,266 Anybody home? 288 00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:01,445 Hello? 289 00:28:03,148 --> 00:28:04,148 Hello? 290 00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:08,917 We've had an accident. We just need a phone. 291 00:28:10,488 --> 00:28:13,889 Oh, ma'am. Ma'am, we didn't mean to barge in, ma'am. 292 00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:16,256 A man in my home. 293 00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:19,964 - This is really awkward. - And me still putting my face on. 294 00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:23,934 Children? Goodness, children! 295 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:26,265 Oh, where are my frigging manners? Come on in. 296 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:31,035 Sit! Sit. Sit, sit, sit! 297 00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:33,474 Okay, I'm just gonna put my face on. I'll be right back. 298 00:28:33,578 --> 00:28:38,072 - If we could just use the phone. - Phone? Why would I have a phone? 299 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:45,079 I still think somebody should have stayed with the bus. 300 00:28:45,190 --> 00:28:47,590 Let's just relax. This woman might be able to help us. 301 00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:51,251 How is she going to help us if she doesn't have a phone? 302 00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:53,023 Maybe she has a car. 303 00:28:53,131 --> 00:28:56,191 Yeah. Maybe she's got a private jet out back on blocks, too. 304 00:28:56,301 --> 00:28:58,030 Alex, that's not helpful. 305 00:28:58,136 --> 00:29:00,764 Maybe she got some ponies we can all ride, one for each of us. 306 00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:03,102 - Wouldn't that be fun? - That would be nice. 307 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,806 Oh, shit! 308 00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:12,213 - Those are some fucking ponies. - Alex. Stop it. 309 00:29:16,154 --> 00:29:17,154 Sweet tea? 310 00:29:17,622 --> 00:29:19,112 You didn't have to do that for us. Thank you. 311 00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:22,523 Oh, it's nothing. Come on. 312 00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:24,322 - Thank you. - Oh, you're welcome. 313 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,330 - Thank you. - Precious, precious darlings. 314 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:28,432 Thank you. 315 00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:30,795 - I'm Norma. - I'm Pastor Lewis. 316 00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:36,306 We had a little accident up there in the rain. We're with the Vertical Trinity Ministries. 317 00:29:36,841 --> 00:29:39,742 - That's nice. - This is swell and all, 318 00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:42,972 but I think we should be getting back to our bus. 319 00:29:49,754 --> 00:29:52,245 Let me know if you all want yours a little harder. 320 00:29:53,491 --> 00:29:55,982 - This better? - Yeah. 321 00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:00,793 - Look, ma'am... - Norma, darling. 322 00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:04,357 - We could really use some help. - If y'all are looking for help, 323 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,096 you came to the right place. 324 00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:10,804 - Jesus! - Great. 325 00:30:12,510 --> 00:30:14,569 - Now, just calm down. - Hold on. 326 00:30:15,213 --> 00:30:16,680 This always happens. Don't worry about it. 327 00:30:16,781 --> 00:30:19,875 It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be okay, Tiffany, all right? 328 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:23,078 - It's gonna be fine. - Let's tell a scary story. 329 00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:24,946 Great. 330 00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:29,425 Come on. I love a scary story. Come on, who's got one? 331 00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:31,957 I know one of you has got one. 332 00:30:32,063 --> 00:30:35,294 How about you, pepper pot? No? 333 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,734 Dark shadows, what about you? 334 00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,729 Hell, you already look like one of the devil's daughters. 335 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,741 - I know you got a scary story. - I don't. I'm sorry. 336 00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:47,107 Nothing. 337 00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:49,806 - What about you, cupcake? - No. 338 00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:53,276 Come on, lady, look at her. She is a scary story. 339 00:30:53,384 --> 00:30:56,353 Screw you, Alex. You're so fucking twisted. 340 00:30:56,454 --> 00:30:59,116 Wrong again, Tiffany. That would be your last name. 341 00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:02,682 - Let's knock it off, people. - What about her? 342 00:31:05,496 --> 00:31:07,259 Why don't you tell us her story? 343 00:31:10,802 --> 00:31:12,269 Well, every picture has one, right? 344 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:17,903 Shall I? 345 00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:22,843 Well, once upon a time, there was a lovely princess, 346 00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:26,182 and she lived in a kingdom ruled by evil men. 347 00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:30,780 She lived with her mama and her wicked stepfather. 348 00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:33,618 You shouldn't do it. I don't know why you let him do this to you. 349 00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:36,649 Norma, not now. 350 00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:40,456 But you gotta see what he is, Ma. He's just taking advantage of you. 351 00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:43,259 I know what he is. I could do worse. 352 00:31:43,368 --> 00:31:45,632 - Listen... - Honey, I haven't got time to listen. 353 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,673 Damn it. I'm out of lipstick. 354 00:31:49,774 --> 00:31:52,265 Mama, who gives a damn about your stupid lipstick, okay? 355 00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:55,073 Stank ain't got a right making you do all that. 356 00:31:55,179 --> 00:31:57,113 Who says he makes me do anything? 357 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:01,074 What, you like it? 358 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:05,988 That's the art, making them think you like it. 359 00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:08,356 Mama, you're not a good enough actress 360 00:32:08,459 --> 00:32:11,451 to make anybody think you like stupid, fat Sheriff Keys. 361 00:32:14,165 --> 00:32:19,501 - He don't have to make you do that. - Well, it's all I know how to do, honey. 362 00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:27,109 Look, would you just run over to China Girl and get me some more lipstick? 363 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:32,507 Come here, honey. Come here. Come to your mama. 364 00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:35,077 Come sit down on your mommy. 365 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:39,618 I wish I knew who your daddy was. Your eyes are so beautiful. 366 00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:42,488 - Shut up, Ma. - You are. You're so beautiful. 367 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,618 And you're so smart, and I love you. 368 00:32:46,731 --> 00:32:50,724 But I gotta do what I gotta do, so that you don't have to. 369 00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:55,568 So you have a choice out there. 370 00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:01,576 - Not everybody's so lucky, honey. - Norma, get your ass out here! 371 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:05,078 Sorry, Mama, I gotta go. 372 00:33:05,783 --> 00:33:07,307 Marv's paying me to help him with the load. 373 00:33:07,418 --> 00:33:08,976 Okay. 374 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:16,717 Norma! 375 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,126 I'm coming! Don't get your panties in a wad! 376 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,805 You looking fine today, Norma. 377 00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:57,867 Roach! Quit jerking off! 378 00:33:58,002 --> 00:34:00,402 Get your lazy ass down here and help with this trailer! 379 00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:03,398 Fuck you, Marv. I got my good shirt on. 380 00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:16,479 Man. You're breaking my goddamn lock! What're you doing, brother? 381 00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:19,890 - You worthless piece of shit. - Get that fucking thing out of my face. 382 00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:21,652 You gonna get up in there and help us unload this, 383 00:34:21,759 --> 00:34:23,920 or you gonna stand around and wait for your helmet to get polished? 384 00:34:24,028 --> 00:34:26,690 Hey, man, let's get something straight, all right? 385 00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:31,261 We got a deal. See, I drive the truck, and you rob me. 386 00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:35,466 You wanna gnaw on a man's pecker in the process? That shit's up to you. 387 00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:40,973 Mack! Hey, you come now! You come in for number-one massage! 388 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,740 Oh, I'm coming! You know that, rice cake. 389 00:34:42,847 --> 00:34:43,905 Hey, little girl. 390 00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:46,347 I don't pay you to stand around and watch your tits grow. 391 00:34:46,451 --> 00:34:49,784 Now get your ass up there. Get some smokes over to China Girl. 392 00:34:49,887 --> 00:34:52,481 Get the salad dressing to Stank for the product meat. Let's go. 393 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:56,686 I'm on the clock here, fucking people. I do not have time! God damn it! 394 00:34:56,794 --> 00:34:59,854 - Yes, sir, shithead. - Hey, Marv, I forgot. 395 00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:02,831 Don't even contemplate fucking me out of my percentage, you got that? 396 00:35:03,334 --> 00:35:05,097 That's my jellyroll, big daddy. 397 00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:07,404 China. 398 00:35:07,905 --> 00:35:09,532 Number-two massage. 399 00:35:11,676 --> 00:35:14,201 Hey, hey, hey! Easy on that product. 400 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,507 Shit! Oh, shit! Fuck! 401 00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:24,349 You just look at one of these things cross-eyed, they take you off at the knee. 402 00:35:24,455 --> 00:35:26,320 What the hell is that? 403 00:35:26,724 --> 00:35:29,352 Somebody's been getting in my pot fields. 404 00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:33,058 Nobody touches my shit. Nobody. 405 00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:35,927 Boom! 406 00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:40,629 "Boom!" 407 00:35:42,006 --> 00:35:45,066 Get that shit to Stank. God damn it. 408 00:36:16,474 --> 00:36:20,069 - Mama said to tell you she's ready. - Sheriff Keys here yet? 409 00:36:20,611 --> 00:36:21,703 Yeah. 410 00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:26,450 Y'all take these on over to Larlene's. She done paid for them. 411 00:36:26,551 --> 00:36:27,609 Hell, no! 412 00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:31,950 - Take them now, you hear? - No! She's nasty. She smells like a wet dog. 413 00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:35,621 I ain't asking you to! I'm telling you to! 414 00:36:37,061 --> 00:36:38,892 There is a difference. 415 00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:46,430 Well, we was in a shit heap, no doubt about that. 416 00:36:47,171 --> 00:36:51,039 But me being a brave, young, death-defying princess and all, 417 00:36:52,109 --> 00:36:55,272 well, Marv and Stank, they didn't put fear in me. 418 00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:59,742 There wasn't much that could. But then there was Larlene. 419 00:37:14,098 --> 00:37:15,565 I smell meat. 420 00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:20,430 Hello? 421 00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:29,437 Give me my meat. 422 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,414 Come here. 423 00:37:37,888 --> 00:37:40,083 I want to smell you. 424 00:37:46,831 --> 00:37:51,131 Get back in here, you juicy little bitch! I can catch you if I want to! 425 00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:55,238 Stupid bitch. 426 00:38:05,049 --> 00:38:06,641 Shit, man. Marv's on the move. 427 00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:08,241 Stank's going to heaven. 428 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:16,225 Thank you for the lipstick, Miss China. 429 00:38:21,866 --> 00:38:24,994 - Hey, that's my truck! - No, no, no. Lay down. Relax. 430 00:38:25,102 --> 00:38:26,467 God damn it. Someone's stealing my truck! 431 00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:29,630 It means some fucking redneck's going to die. Get the fuck... 432 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,846 Do what job? What am I gonna do? Stick it up my ass? 433 00:38:37,948 --> 00:38:40,678 What's the matter with you? I ain't sticking that up my ass! 434 00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:42,082 I didn't ask you to stick it up your ass. 435 00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:43,546 I won't let you stick it up my ass. 436 00:38:43,587 --> 00:38:47,614 I ain't paying for lip now, God damn it! I'm paying for pussy, by God. 437 00:38:47,725 --> 00:38:51,593 Well, if you're paying for pussy, then pussy's what you'll get. 438 00:38:51,696 --> 00:38:53,561 I'll even give you some ass! 439 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:56,599 But Stank knows I don't do that kind of shit! 440 00:38:57,368 --> 00:38:58,368 What the fuck's going on? 441 00:38:58,436 --> 00:39:01,166 What, did somebody come through the trailer park here and brought morality in? 442 00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:02,967 Put the camera down, Stank! 443 00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:04,268 You gonna let her get by with this shit? 444 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:06,866 - No, Sheriff, she's feisty. - Put the camera down! 445 00:39:06,977 --> 00:39:09,571 But she knows what puts her food on the table. 446 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,672 What? Your fucking pork rinds? Your possum rinds? 447 00:39:12,783 --> 00:39:15,183 - Yeah, I've been living off that! - Come on, God damn it! 448 00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:17,379 - Just let him do it and get it over with! - Do what? 449 00:39:17,488 --> 00:39:19,046 It'll just leave a few bruises. 450 00:39:19,156 --> 00:39:23,286 You can cover them up with all that fucking makeup you wear anyway. 451 00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:25,362 Let's get this job done. 452 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:29,423 - Fuck you! - Hey, watch the camera! 453 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:32,434 - Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! - Hold the camera. I got her. 454 00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:35,471 - Get your ass back here. - There we go. Speed! 455 00:39:35,573 --> 00:39:37,200 Quit fucking around and stay still! 456 00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:41,301 Hold you back. Get in. The close shot. 457 00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:46,082 - All right. - Fuck off! Fuck you! 458 00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:49,719 Mom? 459 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:10,573 Oh, shit. 460 00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:12,609 God. 461 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:16,812 - Did I scare ya? - Oh, shit! 462 00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:22,550 - That's a cool-ass story, lady. - So, what happened after that? 463 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,280 She got the hell out of there, right? 464 00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:30,059 Actually, no. 465 00:40:31,228 --> 00:40:34,493 I had to finish the video with Sheriff Keys myself. 466 00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:36,957 Oh, that is so fucked. 467 00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:38,107 - Completely fucked. - Yes! 468 00:40:38,135 --> 00:40:39,135 Hey! 469 00:40:40,871 --> 00:40:43,305 Well, I guess it's like the old saying goes, you know. 470 00:40:43,407 --> 00:40:46,376 Being beautiful, it's a blessing and a curse. 471 00:40:51,315 --> 00:40:53,044 Wait. You hear that? 472 00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:58,511 Rain's stopped. 473 00:41:04,995 --> 00:41:06,053 I want to get out of here. 474 00:41:06,163 --> 00:41:07,425 I'll figure it out in the daylight. 475 00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:10,227 Okay. Now, I've kept you guys way too long. 476 00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:12,802 So y'all are staying here tonight. 477 00:41:12,903 --> 00:41:17,169 I won't hear any argument. I got plenty of space to hold you till morning. 478 00:41:17,274 --> 00:41:18,741 - Hey! - Oh, jeez. 479 00:41:19,577 --> 00:41:21,010 What the fuck is this place? 480 00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:22,571 - Well... - The House of Fun? 481 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:23,704 You probably don't realize it, 482 00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:26,977 but y'all are standing in a little bit of history right here. 483 00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:32,482 Long ago, truckers far and wide used to stop here for a little RandR 484 00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:37,118 in the middle of their long haul through the good old southern U.S. of A. 485 00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:40,929 So this used to be some kind of whorehouse? 486 00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:44,562 - Asian massage. - Dibs. 487 00:41:45,402 --> 00:41:49,168 - I could sleep here, if that's okay. - That's disgusting. 488 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,800 Gross. 489 00:41:50,908 --> 00:41:52,034 Don't you worry yourself, sweetheart. 490 00:41:52,142 --> 00:41:54,337 I got something more upscale in mind for y'all. 491 00:41:55,412 --> 00:41:56,812 Come on, girls. Let's go. It's okay. 492 00:41:56,881 --> 00:41:58,371 Well, come on in. 493 00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:01,046 Don't be getting shy on me now. 494 00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:03,945 I think there's a light in here somewhere. 495 00:42:04,054 --> 00:42:05,715 Oh, right. 496 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:11,423 I know, it's a bit musty in here, but just pretend like it ain't. 497 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:15,329 And there's just the one bedroom, but y'all will figure it out, I'm sure. 498 00:42:15,432 --> 00:42:19,698 - Mr. Lewis? This is worse. - It'll be fine. It's just for the night. 499 00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:21,771 Let's just be grateful that God has provided. 500 00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:23,134 Thank you. Thank you very much. 501 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:27,040 Oh, no problem. This was the home of a genuine war hero, ladies. 502 00:42:27,177 --> 00:42:29,645 He served his country, and he did it proud. 503 00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:31,977 Well, it looks like he got nothing in return. 504 00:42:32,082 --> 00:42:33,879 - Hey. - Thank you. 505 00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,376 Thank you. We'll survive. 506 00:42:38,422 --> 00:42:40,287 - Good night. - Good night. 507 00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:45,860 Lock the door. Lock it. 508 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,260 Check it out. It's a soft floor. 509 00:42:49,366 --> 00:42:51,334 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 510 00:42:51,435 --> 00:42:54,962 - It's gonna hold. - Would you do this? Would you do this? 511 00:42:57,541 --> 00:42:58,735 Ew! 512 00:43:00,945 --> 00:43:02,936 I got the bedroom, losers. 513 00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:06,775 There's no way I can sleep here. 514 00:43:06,884 --> 00:43:09,079 Tiffany, it's just one night. 515 00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:13,316 Right. 516 00:43:17,661 --> 00:43:19,219 Ma'am, I can't thank you enough. 517 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:26,326 My back door's always open. Nighty night. 518 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,236 "It is with passion that we praise..." 519 00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:24,727 You can't do this, Gordon. You can't... Christ. 520 00:44:41,578 --> 00:44:43,443 Jesus! 521 00:44:47,284 --> 00:44:49,479 - Dude, you freaked us out! - So? 522 00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:52,954 So don't be sneaking around like that, asshole. 523 00:44:53,057 --> 00:44:57,084 I was gonna knock, but the window was closer. And it was scarier, huh? 524 00:44:57,461 --> 00:44:59,122 Where's Amber? She is here, right? 525 00:44:59,229 --> 00:45:02,062 No, fuck-nut. She upgraded to the honeymoon suite. 526 00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:03,599 It's time for you two to leave. 527 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:05,066 - What? - Now. 528 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:09,600 - We're not going anywhere, Amber. - Oh, okay. 529 00:45:09,773 --> 00:45:13,573 Then you can just watch us. I'm sure you'd get into that freaky shit. 530 00:45:14,144 --> 00:45:16,442 Yeah. Yeah! 531 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:20,506 You like that? Yeah? You wanna watch, you fucking bitch? 532 00:45:20,617 --> 00:45:23,643 Yeah, you know she's into that freaky Goth shit. Yeah. 533 00:45:25,689 --> 00:45:26,689 Oh, yeah. 534 00:45:30,861 --> 00:45:33,455 It's official. This night cannot get any shittier. 535 00:45:43,874 --> 00:45:45,808 - Sorry. - Watch it! 536 00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:46,967 Damn. 537 00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:50,808 - Just calm down, okay? - Oh, man. 538 00:45:51,148 --> 00:45:53,548 This place is really freaking me out. 539 00:45:53,684 --> 00:45:54,742 Wait! 540 00:46:25,048 --> 00:46:27,881 You gotta be kidding me. Pink flamingoes? 541 00:46:32,055 --> 00:46:33,818 It's a trailer park. 542 00:46:39,997 --> 00:46:41,089 Hello? 543 00:46:48,605 --> 00:46:49,629 Hello? 544 00:46:52,376 --> 00:46:53,570 Oh, man. 545 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:57,041 Come on. 546 00:47:14,865 --> 00:47:17,891 No, don't. I don't wanna see what's in here. 547 00:47:22,539 --> 00:47:24,837 Just try not to think about it and go to sleep. 548 00:47:59,009 --> 00:48:00,476 God forgive me. 549 00:49:35,872 --> 00:49:37,339 We shouldn't be doing it. 550 00:49:37,441 --> 00:49:39,568 This is wrong. We gotta stop. 551 00:49:43,747 --> 00:49:46,011 No, we can't. This is sin. 552 00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:48,414 Well, hell, ain't that half the fun of it, Reverend? 553 00:49:48,518 --> 00:49:51,112 This is wrong. We gotta stop. 554 00:49:52,856 --> 00:49:53,856 Go. 555 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,022 What are you? 556 00:50:02,566 --> 00:50:03,863 - What are you? - Oh. 557 00:50:04,968 --> 00:50:06,026 I see. 558 00:50:06,570 --> 00:50:08,868 I'm not the same girl that you first met. 559 00:50:11,074 --> 00:50:14,237 I'm not the girl you fell in love with? I've changed. Is that it? 560 00:50:14,511 --> 00:50:16,069 - Bring it back. - I can't. 561 00:50:16,179 --> 00:50:17,476 - Bring it back! - I can't. 562 00:50:17,581 --> 00:50:19,549 To hell with you, Reverend! Bring it back. 563 00:50:19,649 --> 00:50:21,241 Come on, bring it back! 564 00:50:21,351 --> 00:50:23,683 Yeah? Well, how's about a little head? 565 00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:35,862 Well, damn. 566 00:50:36,466 --> 00:50:39,367 Don't you know it ain't good to leave your woman drying out in the sack? 567 00:51:14,536 --> 00:51:15,969 Hey, Mike, you hear that? 568 00:51:29,717 --> 00:51:30,717 Hello? 569 00:51:36,624 --> 00:51:37,682 Hello? 570 00:51:42,096 --> 00:51:43,120 Hello? 571 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:46,728 Hello? 572 00:51:57,579 --> 00:51:58,705 Whoa! 573 00:52:02,817 --> 00:52:05,445 The Norma lady said we could stay. 574 00:52:05,553 --> 00:52:07,851 I didn't know anybody else was here. 575 00:52:10,692 --> 00:52:13,559 Number-one massage. 576 00:52:13,862 --> 00:52:15,159 Come. 577 00:52:15,930 --> 00:52:17,124 I don't know. 578 00:52:22,303 --> 00:52:24,794 So good for you. 579 00:52:25,940 --> 00:52:28,773 - Yes? - No. No, no, no. 580 00:52:29,210 --> 00:52:31,405 - Very good for you. - Okay. 581 00:52:33,281 --> 00:52:34,407 Whoa! 582 00:52:46,094 --> 00:52:48,153 Good boy! 583 00:53:07,982 --> 00:53:09,472 Somebody's got smoke. 584 00:53:48,389 --> 00:53:52,257 Yes. Such a good boy. 585 00:53:55,063 --> 00:53:58,931 Such a big, big boy. 586 00:54:11,980 --> 00:54:13,038 Hello? 587 00:54:31,065 --> 00:54:32,396 Is this your stuff? 588 00:54:57,892 --> 00:54:58,892 Fuck. 589 00:55:14,575 --> 00:55:16,770 - Stop. - Why would I wanna do that? 590 00:55:17,245 --> 00:55:19,076 God! Will you just fucking stop for a second? 591 00:55:19,180 --> 00:55:20,772 Stop playing. What? 592 00:55:23,718 --> 00:55:25,015 I have to go. 593 00:55:25,319 --> 00:55:27,378 Go! What do you mean you gotta go? 594 00:55:27,555 --> 00:55:30,353 - Go where? - You know. Go. 595 00:55:33,127 --> 00:55:34,890 Well, hurry your ass back. 596 00:55:47,041 --> 00:55:49,601 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 597 00:56:33,087 --> 00:56:34,850 It's about goddamn time. 598 00:56:42,029 --> 00:56:44,554 Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, Amber. 599 00:56:46,033 --> 00:56:49,093 Oh, fuck! You are such a dirty girl, babe. 600 00:56:51,472 --> 00:56:52,769 Alex? 601 00:56:53,307 --> 00:56:54,604 What the fuck? 602 00:56:56,377 --> 00:56:57,503 Amber. 603 00:56:58,513 --> 00:57:00,674 You are so fucking dead, bitch! 604 00:57:00,782 --> 00:57:03,273 - You got that backwards, darling. - Amber! 605 00:57:03,384 --> 00:57:05,648 Howdy. I'm Marv. 606 00:57:09,991 --> 00:57:11,424 Come here, boy! 607 00:57:18,933 --> 00:57:20,093 Marv! 608 00:57:20,501 --> 00:57:23,265 Get over here and tell me if this bitch is prettier than me. 609 00:57:23,704 --> 00:57:25,262 Shit, darling. She ain't nothing. 610 00:57:25,373 --> 00:57:28,740 She looks a little used up, if you ask me. Ain't much for my taste. 611 00:57:28,843 --> 00:57:31,141 - Oh, God, God! Please help me. - God? 612 00:57:31,245 --> 00:57:34,180 God took his ass out of here a long time ago, sweetheart. 613 00:57:34,582 --> 00:57:37,050 If you want help, you best be asking Norma. 614 00:57:42,857 --> 00:57:44,290 It's okay, baby. 615 00:57:47,461 --> 00:57:51,591 Hey, Marv, bring these assholes over to my trailer. 616 00:57:52,099 --> 00:57:53,828 I just got me some inspiration. 617 00:57:56,103 --> 00:57:57,127 What now? 618 00:57:59,106 --> 00:58:02,075 - Some fun. - Shit, Norma. 619 00:58:02,176 --> 00:58:04,701 We ain't got the goddamn time. 620 00:58:04,812 --> 00:58:06,712 We gotta get a job done. 621 00:58:07,048 --> 00:58:09,983 Shit! Now, God damn it, let's get the job done 622 00:58:10,084 --> 00:58:11,779 and just have some fun, me and you. 623 00:58:12,253 --> 00:58:13,880 God bless you, you're jealous. 624 00:58:14,689 --> 00:58:16,054 It don't look good on you. 625 00:58:16,791 --> 00:58:18,691 Well, nothing look good on you anymore. 626 00:58:19,193 --> 00:58:21,559 - You would. - "You would." 627 00:58:22,797 --> 00:58:25,766 Let's go, shit-stains! Come on! 628 00:59:27,862 --> 00:59:30,387 You want a happy ending? 629 00:59:40,608 --> 00:59:41,836 Come on. 630 00:59:48,115 --> 00:59:50,106 No happy ending? 631 00:59:55,089 --> 00:59:56,852 No happy ending! 632 01:00:08,336 --> 01:00:10,827 Massage? 633 01:00:18,179 --> 01:00:19,373 Oh, shit! 634 01:01:36,390 --> 01:01:38,290 You took my shit. 635 01:01:41,796 --> 01:01:45,197 Nobody touches my shit. 636 01:01:55,976 --> 01:01:59,343 Oh, fuck! I'm tripping. 637 01:02:09,957 --> 01:02:13,085 - You wanna go on a trip, baby? - Yeah. 638 01:02:20,768 --> 01:02:24,169 Oh, man, this is some scary shit. 639 01:02:25,472 --> 01:02:26,496 No. 640 01:02:28,742 --> 01:02:30,903 This is the scary shit. 641 01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:44,354 Give me a hand, baby! 642 01:03:20,981 --> 01:03:22,414 Oh, my God! 643 01:03:26,053 --> 01:03:29,147 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 644 01:03:31,992 --> 01:03:33,220 Where'd I go? 645 01:03:35,529 --> 01:03:37,690 You can't see me. 646 01:03:44,371 --> 01:03:45,371 Bridget. 647 01:03:50,077 --> 01:03:52,602 Bridget. Bridget! 648 01:04:15,302 --> 01:04:17,099 I see you, baby! 649 01:04:21,441 --> 01:04:23,409 The King is coming! 650 01:05:04,418 --> 01:05:06,113 Somebody help me! 651 01:05:17,431 --> 01:05:18,659 Oh, yeah! 652 01:05:20,801 --> 01:05:24,931 They're gonna write songs about what I do to you, bitch! 653 01:05:28,909 --> 01:05:30,001 Fuck! 654 01:05:35,449 --> 01:05:38,509 Fuck! Hey! Hey! 655 01:05:38,619 --> 01:05:41,816 You better watch your step over there, little girl! 656 01:05:41,922 --> 01:05:46,723 You never know what kind of surprises I may have left in there! 657 01:05:48,962 --> 01:05:52,295 Hey, hey, could be anything! 658 01:05:54,135 --> 01:05:56,626 Somebody help me! 659 01:05:56,737 --> 01:05:58,398 Oh, Jesus! Tiffany. 660 01:05:58,739 --> 01:06:02,402 Maybe I laid a mine right there. Maybe I didn't. 661 01:06:02,510 --> 01:06:03,534 You know what? 662 01:06:03,644 --> 01:06:06,340 I can't remember what the fuck I did do! 663 01:06:06,447 --> 01:06:07,607 Boom! 664 01:06:18,326 --> 01:06:19,350 Oh, God! 665 01:06:28,069 --> 01:06:29,661 Hey, hey! 666 01:06:29,770 --> 01:06:31,237 It don't matter, no way! 667 01:06:31,339 --> 01:06:33,807 You're still fucked, honey bunny! 668 01:06:33,908 --> 01:06:37,469 You better hope they don't put me back together again, bitch! 669 01:06:37,912 --> 01:06:39,504 'Cause if they do... 670 01:06:39,614 --> 01:06:42,515 Shit, yeah! 671 01:06:43,117 --> 01:06:45,551 Marv! Stank! 672 01:06:49,223 --> 01:06:50,315 My penis! 673 01:07:03,905 --> 01:07:05,566 My meat! 674 01:07:08,609 --> 01:07:11,339 Where's my meat? 675 01:07:13,614 --> 01:07:15,673 Where's my meat? 676 01:07:22,957 --> 01:07:24,822 I smell meat. 677 01:07:43,711 --> 01:07:47,010 What kind of sorry shit are they sending me? 678 01:07:48,449 --> 01:07:50,815 You're half-eaten already. 679 01:07:59,594 --> 01:08:01,824 Please, God, I don't wanna die! 680 01:08:04,699 --> 01:08:06,189 Please. I don't wanna die. 681 01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:10,459 Sausage biscuit, I'm sorry. 682 01:08:10,571 --> 01:08:13,870 I think maybe you best just go and get some help. 683 01:08:13,975 --> 01:08:16,603 Missing your chicken wing like you are there. 684 01:08:29,223 --> 01:08:31,453 Honey, I was just kidding! 685 01:08:31,559 --> 01:08:33,322 - You think I'm gonna let a prime... - No. 686 01:08:33,427 --> 01:08:36,590 Piece of rump roast like you out of my Crock-Pot? 687 01:08:36,697 --> 01:08:37,823 No! 688 01:08:51,879 --> 01:08:55,042 - Sit down. - Fuck! We won't tell anybody. 689 01:08:55,583 --> 01:08:57,414 Of course you won't tell nobody. 690 01:08:57,652 --> 01:08:59,449 Shut the fuck up. 691 01:09:07,361 --> 01:09:08,453 Aw... 692 01:09:10,398 --> 01:09:11,695 - Beautiful. - Christ. 693 01:09:12,366 --> 01:09:16,029 All right, I know y'all are young and you're full of lust in your hearts. 694 01:09:16,137 --> 01:09:20,198 And I know y'all were back there having what they call 695 01:09:21,876 --> 01:09:24,436 sex. Am I right? 696 01:09:28,783 --> 01:09:31,149 Well, that's a goddamn fucking shame! Huh? 697 01:09:31,252 --> 01:09:33,652 Pastor Lewis trying to teach you shit-ass kids a lesson 698 01:09:33,754 --> 01:09:36,120 and you can't give him anything but disrespect. 699 01:09:40,761 --> 01:09:43,025 Maybe you just ought to apologize to the reverend. 700 01:09:47,468 --> 01:09:49,800 Get your black ass back on that bed. 701 01:09:51,005 --> 01:09:52,768 - No. - Fuck. 702 01:09:54,408 --> 01:09:57,343 Matthew 14:15. 703 01:09:57,445 --> 01:10:01,711 The Bible says having sex before marriage is a sin! 704 01:10:02,116 --> 01:10:03,140 Jesus fucking... 705 01:10:03,250 --> 01:10:05,480 Drinking is a sin! 706 01:10:06,354 --> 01:10:08,322 Drugs is a sin! 707 01:10:08,422 --> 01:10:12,688 John 3:16, cuss words is a sin! 708 01:10:13,694 --> 01:10:16,857 Acts 12! Jim Beam 40:11. Pussy's a sin. 709 01:10:16,964 --> 01:10:19,797 Fucking's a sin! Sin! Sin! Sin! Sin! Sin! 710 01:10:23,337 --> 01:10:25,498 Well, Reverend knows best. 711 01:10:27,074 --> 01:10:29,804 So go ahead, apologize to the man. 712 01:10:31,746 --> 01:10:35,409 - Go on! Say you're sorry! - Okay, okay, okay. 713 01:10:35,516 --> 01:10:37,848 - Okay, okay. - That's it. 714 01:10:38,819 --> 01:10:39,877 I'm sorry. 715 01:10:40,755 --> 01:10:45,215 So, if I let you go, you'll stop your sinning ways? 716 01:10:45,326 --> 01:10:46,691 Yes. I'll stop. 717 01:10:47,395 --> 01:10:48,453 I'll stop. 718 01:10:48,562 --> 01:10:51,963 Do you promise in Jesus' name you'll stop your sinning ways? 719 01:10:52,633 --> 01:10:53,691 Yes. 720 01:10:53,934 --> 01:10:55,629 Rev's dead, asshole! 721 01:10:55,736 --> 01:10:57,727 Apologies ain't worth shit! 722 01:10:58,939 --> 01:11:01,169 - Apologies ain't worth shit! - Fuck you! 723 01:11:01,275 --> 01:11:03,140 Go to hell! 724 01:11:03,444 --> 01:11:06,709 Oh, I already been to hell, darling. I already been to hell. 725 01:11:08,816 --> 01:11:10,408 Did you get all that, Stank? 726 01:11:13,788 --> 01:11:14,812 Fuck. 727 01:11:15,689 --> 01:11:19,147 I forgot to hit "record." We've gotta take two. 728 01:11:20,194 --> 01:11:22,094 Fucking idiot, Stank! 729 01:11:22,196 --> 01:11:25,563 You don't do shit right, you jarhead, cracker-ass piece of shit! 730 01:11:25,666 --> 01:11:27,930 This is what I get for making a shit-ass deal! 731 01:11:38,179 --> 01:11:39,441 Oh, God! 732 01:12:10,144 --> 01:12:11,577 What the fuck was that? 733 01:12:12,379 --> 01:12:14,347 Bitch got one of my grenades. 734 01:12:20,321 --> 01:12:22,721 - You sure that duct tape's gonna work? - Yes. It always works. 735 01:12:22,823 --> 01:12:25,257 It don't always work. It don't always work. 736 01:12:25,359 --> 01:12:27,452 - What did you do? - Oh, shit. 737 01:12:27,561 --> 01:12:29,392 - What're you doing, man? - Where do these go? 738 01:12:29,497 --> 01:12:30,896 That goes on the inside! 739 01:12:30,998 --> 01:12:32,090 - What's wrong with you? - Here, hold this. 740 01:12:32,199 --> 01:12:33,826 Hey, that don't go there! 741 01:12:33,934 --> 01:12:35,492 - Trying to get the leg on. - Put that back in there. 742 01:12:35,603 --> 01:12:38,538 Roach, you jackass! What'd I tell you about them claymores? 743 01:12:38,639 --> 01:12:40,869 Damn it, Norma. I ain't in the mood. 744 01:12:41,742 --> 01:12:43,801 It wouldn't have happened if you hadn't been messing around 745 01:12:43,911 --> 01:12:45,071 with the goddamn things in the first place. 746 01:12:45,179 --> 01:12:48,148 Hey! Now, damn it, didn't I just say I ain't in the mood? 747 01:12:48,249 --> 01:12:50,581 In case you can't tell, I'm a little out of sorts. 748 01:12:50,784 --> 01:12:53,810 Hey, fuck the leg. The arm. The arm, man! The arm! 749 01:12:53,921 --> 01:12:57,618 God damn it, Roach! If you all just listen to me one goddamn time! 750 01:12:58,492 --> 01:13:01,052 Well, we don't now, do we? Them days are over. 751 01:13:02,329 --> 01:13:05,628 God damn, I can't believe I let that bitch go! 752 01:13:05,933 --> 01:13:08,993 Got blowed up by my own goddamn claymore! 753 01:13:09,103 --> 01:13:12,834 Just, hey, get my playing arm on straight now. I feel a song coming on. 754 01:13:12,940 --> 01:13:14,237 That's right. 755 01:13:14,341 --> 01:13:16,138 You gotta play at our wedding. 756 01:13:16,243 --> 01:13:18,404 That is right, Roach. You gotta play it, all right. 757 01:13:18,512 --> 01:13:20,343 What is that song like? What is it? 758 01:13:20,447 --> 01:13:22,745 - Heart Full Of Dirt. - Heart Full Of Dirt. 759 01:13:22,850 --> 01:13:24,181 Hot damn, that's it! 760 01:13:24,285 --> 01:13:28,051 And it is gonna be beautiful, Norma, darling. 761 01:13:28,155 --> 01:13:29,986 It's gonna be beautiful. 762 01:13:31,125 --> 01:13:34,356 I imagine that wedding's gonna be just as beautiful as you want it to be, Marvin, 763 01:13:34,461 --> 01:13:36,381 'cause it's only gonna be happening in your head. 764 01:13:38,132 --> 01:13:41,727 - Nobody hurts me like my baby! - She got you there, Marvin. 765 01:13:42,136 --> 01:13:45,833 Kill me once, she just keeps right on killing me! 766 01:13:45,940 --> 01:13:47,805 - She'll come around. - She's coming. 767 01:13:47,908 --> 01:13:49,205 Ain't coming around, Marvin. 768 01:13:49,310 --> 01:13:50,800 You just come when I call. 769 01:14:09,263 --> 01:14:10,355 Oh, now. 770 01:14:11,265 --> 01:14:14,029 You make my south rise again. 771 01:14:16,637 --> 01:14:17,797 What do you think? 772 01:14:17,905 --> 01:14:20,840 Wow! You're beautiful, Norma. 773 01:14:20,941 --> 01:14:22,067 Of course I am. 774 01:14:24,445 --> 01:14:26,743 Too bad you boys will never have any of this. 775 01:14:29,850 --> 01:14:32,216 Hey! Hey, lover boy. 776 01:14:33,020 --> 01:14:35,682 Get back over here, and put my ass back together again. 777 01:14:35,789 --> 01:14:38,781 I believe I just had a little inspiration myself. 778 01:14:51,572 --> 01:14:55,941 Oh, baby, you know you want it. 779 01:14:57,211 --> 01:15:01,841 We gonna be some sexy sinners tonight. 780 01:15:08,255 --> 01:15:12,555 Come on, now, put your hand on her leg. Else it won't be all sexy and shit. 781 01:15:12,660 --> 01:15:16,061 Don't make Stank beg. 782 01:15:16,630 --> 01:15:20,088 Go on, feel that leg. 783 01:15:23,570 --> 01:15:27,563 Now head on up. Take your time. 784 01:15:31,345 --> 01:15:34,508 Don't make me ask you twice, boy. You get on up to that honey pot. 785 01:15:34,615 --> 01:15:35,707 Keep going! 786 01:15:36,050 --> 01:15:39,315 You know you wanna touch her. 787 01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:43,084 You know you gonna crush her. 788 01:15:43,824 --> 01:15:46,418 Wow, it's getting awful racy now, don't you think? 789 01:15:46,527 --> 01:15:48,927 Yeah, Stank, you wanna take it down a notch? 790 01:15:50,864 --> 01:15:52,126 Move it on up. 791 01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:54,665 On up. 792 01:15:56,236 --> 01:15:57,464 Put them hands on her neck. 793 01:15:57,571 --> 01:15:59,971 She's a naughty little bitch. 794 01:16:00,941 --> 01:16:04,342 Go on, scratch that itch. 795 01:16:05,646 --> 01:16:08,774 You know you wanna touch her. 796 01:16:09,316 --> 01:16:12,114 Yeah, you know you gonna crush her. 797 01:16:12,219 --> 01:16:14,813 - Don't be a pussy. Get on. - Hold on a sec. 798 01:16:15,622 --> 01:16:16,680 Hold on a sec. 799 01:16:17,124 --> 01:16:18,489 It's time for my close-up. 800 01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:21,559 Hey, there, baby doll. 801 01:16:22,863 --> 01:16:26,458 Go away. Get the fuck away from me. 802 01:16:28,035 --> 01:16:29,866 You know what really turns me on? 803 01:16:31,805 --> 01:16:33,432 Little girls like you. 804 01:16:36,744 --> 01:16:38,234 All right. I tell you what. 805 01:16:38,345 --> 01:16:40,438 Look at me here, son, I got a deal for you. 806 01:16:41,115 --> 01:16:44,710 - You kill her and I'll let you go. - Huh? 807 01:16:45,452 --> 01:16:47,317 At least one of you gets away. 808 01:16:47,855 --> 01:16:52,155 Die! Die! Everybody's gonna die. 809 01:16:52,259 --> 01:16:56,286 Cry for the camera, don't be shy. 810 01:16:58,132 --> 01:16:59,622 Come on, you asshole! 811 01:17:02,636 --> 01:17:03,898 He can't do it. 812 01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:09,532 Come on, boy. Don't pussy out on us. 813 01:17:10,177 --> 01:17:11,872 Fucking do the job. 814 01:17:13,113 --> 01:17:16,810 You know you ain't leaving. 815 01:17:16,917 --> 01:17:20,910 Till her heart stops beating. 816 01:17:21,655 --> 01:17:25,853 Die! Die! Everybody's gonna die. 817 01:17:25,959 --> 01:17:29,986 Cry for the camera, don't be shy. 818 01:17:46,395 --> 01:17:48,363 Shut the fuck up! 819 01:17:48,464 --> 01:17:51,922 Die! Die! Everybody's gonna die. 820 01:17:52,468 --> 01:17:56,336 Cry for the camera, don't be shy. 821 01:17:56,739 --> 01:18:00,766 Die! Die! Everybody's gonna die. 822 01:18:00,877 --> 01:18:05,041 Cry for the camera, don't be shy. 823 01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:10,811 Worked out just fine. Boy's got some meat on him. 824 01:18:12,021 --> 01:18:13,682 You poor pet. 825 01:18:13,789 --> 01:18:17,190 You poor little bitch. There, there. 826 01:20:10,973 --> 01:20:14,067 Gotta have me a little company while I'm working, boy. 827 01:20:19,415 --> 01:20:21,076 You ain't lived 828 01:20:22,051 --> 01:20:26,317 until you've had a piece of Stank's special jerky. 829 01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:30,053 Now, it ain't quite ready. 830 01:20:44,136 --> 01:20:45,933 Try a piece. 831 01:20:48,675 --> 01:20:50,370 How do you taste? 832 01:20:51,344 --> 01:20:53,972 Fuck you! You fucking freak! 833 01:21:16,403 --> 01:21:19,736 Oh, God. Oh, God. 834 01:21:43,063 --> 01:21:46,226 Bridget, come on, we gotta get out of here. We gotta go! 835 01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:48,028 Oh, shit. Oh, shit! 836 01:21:48,368 --> 01:21:50,336 I'm sorry. 837 01:22:10,869 --> 01:22:13,570 No! Stop! What do you want? 838 01:22:13,707 --> 01:22:15,698 I want your meat, boy! 839 01:22:46,889 --> 01:22:50,347 Stank's jerky's got a few secrets to making it. 840 01:22:50,459 --> 01:22:53,087 Best damn jerky you'll ever have in your life. 841 01:22:54,263 --> 01:22:56,128 First secret's the marinade. 842 01:22:57,867 --> 01:23:00,199 Stank's special recipe. 843 01:23:01,537 --> 01:23:05,974 See, every jerky takes its own sauce. 844 01:23:10,313 --> 01:23:14,044 Hell, I've decided 845 01:23:14,150 --> 01:23:18,086 you just look like one of them Italian kind of guys. 846 01:23:32,068 --> 01:23:33,763 This might sting a little bit. 847 01:23:36,505 --> 01:23:40,999 Now, the second secret 848 01:23:41,110 --> 01:23:43,977 is the most important one. 849 01:23:45,281 --> 01:23:48,739 Before my flavored meat goes into the curing shed, 850 01:23:50,419 --> 01:23:54,048 I do something nobody else does. 851 01:24:02,298 --> 01:24:04,129 Up we go. 852 01:24:09,572 --> 01:24:13,064 - Yeah. See, you get a good piece of meat... - No! 853 01:24:13,175 --> 01:24:16,941 You can't just stick it up on a hook. 854 01:24:17,046 --> 01:24:20,072 You gotta give it that little something extra. 855 01:24:23,486 --> 01:24:29,288 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall not fear... Fear... 856 01:24:29,392 --> 01:24:31,826 - You gotta fry it. - As I walk through the valley... 857 01:24:35,767 --> 01:24:39,863 'Cause everything tastes better fried. 858 01:24:56,421 --> 01:24:58,616 Oh, damn it. Damn it. 859 01:25:06,898 --> 01:25:07,990 Fuck! 860 01:25:14,005 --> 01:25:16,530 Somebody help me! 861 01:25:19,577 --> 01:25:23,411 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 862 01:25:28,552 --> 01:25:32,044 I didn't say start your fucking engines! 863 01:25:32,155 --> 01:25:36,751 Start your fucking engines! 864 01:25:40,730 --> 01:25:41,822 Bitch! 865 01:25:52,409 --> 01:25:54,843 Welcome to the trailer park, bitch! 866 01:25:54,945 --> 01:25:56,970 Die, you bastards! 867 01:26:01,418 --> 01:26:03,750 Run, bitch! Run! 868 01:26:09,793 --> 01:26:11,488 Oh, shit! 869 01:27:02,813 --> 01:27:05,839 Fuck this. Fuck this! 870 01:27:08,385 --> 01:27:10,046 You know all I wanted? 871 01:27:10,154 --> 01:27:13,783 All I ever wanted was to be loved for who I am! 872 01:27:13,891 --> 01:27:15,620 For me, God damn it! 873 01:27:15,726 --> 01:27:18,661 Not just some Goth whore who gives it up! 874 01:27:19,263 --> 01:27:22,699 So I try to fix things and this is what I fucking get? 875 01:27:23,267 --> 01:27:26,794 Fucking backwards redneck zombies from hell! 876 01:27:28,172 --> 01:27:32,165 Fuck! You know what? Fucking kill me, you bitch! 877 01:27:32,276 --> 01:27:34,301 And thanks for the favor! 878 01:27:43,587 --> 01:27:44,781 Pretty girl. 879 01:27:45,823 --> 01:27:47,518 Sun's coming up, Norma. 880 01:27:52,730 --> 01:27:54,027 You go on home now. 881 01:27:59,870 --> 01:28:01,497 Tell them Norma sent you. 882 01:28:37,141 --> 01:28:38,403 Come on. 883 01:28:43,814 --> 01:28:46,112 Darling, let's get you up out of here. 884 01:28:47,318 --> 01:28:48,410 Come on. 885 01:28:51,488 --> 01:28:53,649 Lean on me. There we go. 886 01:28:55,192 --> 01:28:58,787 Nice and easy. Here you go. Here you go. 887 01:28:59,496 --> 01:29:00,690 Lean on me. 888 01:29:01,599 --> 01:29:03,089 I'll get you in there. Nice. 889 01:29:03,901 --> 01:29:05,391 There you are. 890 01:29:05,502 --> 01:29:07,094 Nice, honey, here you go. 891 01:29:07,204 --> 01:29:10,469 Let me get your legs. One, there's the other one. 892 01:29:12,576 --> 01:29:13,576 All right? 893 01:29:24,121 --> 01:29:26,021 I'll take you to the truck stop, 894 01:29:26,123 --> 01:29:28,990 and you can call somebody to pick you up from there.