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<i>♪ There's no business
Like show business ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like no business I know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everything about
it Is appealing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everything the
traffic Will allow ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Nowhere could you get
That happy feeling ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When you are stealing
That extra bow ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's no people
Like show people ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They smile When
they are low ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yesterday they told you
You would not go far ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That night you open
And there you are ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Next day On your
dressing room ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They've hung a star ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Let's go on with the show ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Let's go ♪</i>

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<i>♪ On with the show ♪</i>

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Say what now?

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Vaginas make his flesh creep.

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What... What class was this for?

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PE.

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Whose vagina is
he talking about?

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General vaginas.

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So... Wait.

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You went to PE?

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It was a class on CPR. They
were discussing anginas.

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So, he thought
they said vaginas!

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Oh, I mean, he isn't
exactly sexually active.

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He hasn't even seen one. We
talk about sex all the time.

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-Usually during carpool.
-Mr. Smart...

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Which is why my
mom drives us now.

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In history class,
Les was assigned

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one page on Manifest Destiny.

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Instead, he turned in

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a nine-page <i>Wizard of Oz</i> musical

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set in the French Revolution
he calls "Les Wiz."

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I'm sorry. I'm
trying to understand.

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Aren't nine pages
better than one?

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That wasn't the assignment.

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Les, would you
please step outside?

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Like it's my fault vaginas
make my flesh creep.

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You haven't seen one yet!

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It's because he
hasn't seen one yet.

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Mr. Smart,

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you may need to consider
the possibility that Les...

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is homosexual.

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That is a remarkable statement.

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You know I'm in theater, right?

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For a living. I produce
regional theater.

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I don't see what that
has to do with...

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Uh, just follow the plot.

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Theater teaches empathy.

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We don't care if someone's
black or white...

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Neither do we.

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Don't care if they
are gay or straight...

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-Neither do we.
-Rich, poor, thin, fat...

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Neither do we!

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We don't care who
they happen to love,

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or have sex with, Mrs. Franklin.

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As long as they are talented...

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Christian.

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-Talented.
-Christian.

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-Talented.
-Christian.

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You know, Les, I've
always felt deeply sorry

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for people who
couldn't appreciate me.

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<i>Noël Coward, 1899 to 1973!</i>

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I was from Teddington,
Middlesex, you see.

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Have you ever played
Teddington, Middlesex?

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Not yet.

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Well, if you do, just
make the best of it.

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My point is, Les, I was
a boy actor like you.

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You and I think differently
than other boys and girls.

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I'd like to fit in, Noël. But
I don't know how, I guess.

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It didn't bother
me in the least.

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I call bullshit.

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I never cared who
scored the goal,

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or which side won
the silver cup.

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I never learned to bat or bowl.

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But I heard the
curtain going up!

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Come on, Les. Let's go pick
up your mother and brother.

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I hate this school.
No one gets me.

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You're a weirdo.
It's not their fault.

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Wait till you get
to high school.

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You'll find your people.

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Derrick likes high school.

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Derrick likes pushing
the button in elevators.

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Well, you're more complicated
than your brother.

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You're an artist, like me.

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But Derrick's popular. You
gave Derrick a popular name.

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You actually gave me
a name with no value.

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Les...

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If dirt were a name, you
would've called me dirt.

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Nice. Clever and dramatic.

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You'll be happy too.
It's inevitable.

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Were you popular
in middle school?

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Five people are popular
in middle school, Dirt.

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I already knew I wanted

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to produce shows on Broadway
when I was your age.

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Who wants to do that
in middle school?

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Talk about weirdos.

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Does it bother you
it never happened?

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Things change on a
dime in show business.

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It could still
happen, you'll see.

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Come on.

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Vaginas scared me too at first.

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Don't worry about it.
Vaginas will grow on you.

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<i>♪ Give my regards to Broadway ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Remember me To
Herald Square ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Tell all the gang At
Forty-Second Street ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That I will soon be there ♪</i>

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Buddy, you need to
talk with your son.

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Why are they mine when
they're in trouble?

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Ernie Saracino wants to quit.

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Les.

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Why is it me? It
could be Derrick.

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He says Les just arbitrarily

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sneaks into scenes
during the show.

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I didn't sneak.

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I told him I really think
I should be in more scenes.

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You're not the
director. You can't...

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It's <i>Fiddler on the Roof.</i>

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I'm pretty sure there
were children in Anatevka.

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Ernie Saracino is the best,

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least expensive
director we have.

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We cannot afford to lose him.

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And he's tired of you
upstaging everyone.

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Derrick almost
lost his virginity.

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-Hey!
-Almost?

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How almost?

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-Her name's Annabeth Devine.
-Shut up!

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Maybe Anna Bess. She lisps.

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Well, invite her
over for dinner.

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We'd all like to meet her.

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No.

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No? It's not like you're
embarrassed by us or anything.

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Dad, of course I am.

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Well, then bring her by the
theater on a matinee day.

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She won't even know
we're checking her out.

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No one I know wants
to go to the theater.

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God, I don't even want to be
at the theater matinee days.

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I-I'd rather do football.

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-Okay? They're having...
-That's just a phase.

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I could easily make the
team at this school.

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It's not my rule, there
are eight shows a week.

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That's just the way it is.

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I'm not doing any more musicals.

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You are not the only 16-year-old

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who has to work in
the family business.

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You don't even pay me.

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Well, you're not very good.

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Just bring her over for dinner.

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Uh, no, better yet,

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we'll be having
auditions at the house

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for <i>Raisin in the Sun</i> soon.

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Bring her by then.
She will love it.

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She won't, Dad. She's normal.

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She'll grow out of it.

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We'll stay with
your Uncle Abram!

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We're staying with
your Uncle Abrams!

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We're staying with
your Uncle Abrams!

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The whole world has
to know our business!

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Stop yelling and start packing.

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I don't need your
advice, Golde.

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We have a train to
catch, and a boat.

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Children, put the
bundles on the wagon.

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Work hard, Motel.

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Come to us soon.

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Go on. Do it!

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Why go through life unnoticed?

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<i>Ruth Gordon, 1896 to 1985.</i>

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Which scene are you crashing?

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I promised my dad I wouldn't.

171
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Well, some days,
you have to lie.

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This next scene's the one
I really wanna get into.

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They're forced to leave their
little village of Anatevka.

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So they stand in a
circle holding hands,

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then let go and go
their separate ways.

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It's symbolic.

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Terrific!

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But I don't know how
to get in the circle

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'cause they're holding hands.

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Just do it. You'll
figure it out.

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You gotta go out there
and show 'em what you got.

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Don't worry about
Ernie Saracino.

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What can he do?

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Go on. Make it great.

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Bring the scene up
to your great level.

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Go! Go!

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What the hell are you doing?

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I'm leaving Anatevka!

189
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<i>Honey, our electric bill</i>

190
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<i>is killing us.</i>

191
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Couldn't we raise the
temp in the theater a bit?

192
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It doesn't need to be
like a morgue in there.

193
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Cold keeps the audience alert.

194
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And it keeps us in debt.

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Let's just go to sleep.

196
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Seems to me the only thing
we ever fight about is money.

197
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Well, I'm an American.
And I love money.

198
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Honestly, though,

199
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you know what I'm
afraid of, Buddy?

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Silence?

201
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Look, we are rich in other ways.

202
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And I've got some
coals in the fire.

203
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Big things are coming.

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-I saw Reverend Jackson.
-Mace...

205
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Millions of people
find comfort in God.

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You act like it's just me.

207
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I just don't want to
be associated with it.

208
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I was raised by two of the
meanest, churchiest women...

209
00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:05,939
I'm not your horrible
dead aunts, I'm your wife.

210
00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:08,575
And if you loved me, you
would at least be open to it.

211
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,811
But if you loved me, you
wouldn't try to change me.

212
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,013
It's because I love you, Buddy.

213
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,416
It would break my heart to
watch you die without God.

214
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:19,119
Sweetie, who says
I'm going first?

215
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-Mm.
-Hmm?

216
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,526
Honestly, I thought I
would've worn you down by now.

217
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,963
The thought of you in
purgatory terrifies me.

218
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,102
-Goodnight.
-Oh. Stop talking.

219
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,187
You don't always get to have
the last word, you know?

220
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,906
-You're right.
-Then stop talking.

221
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,173
-I am.
-I mean it.

222
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-I know.
-Don't say any more.

223
00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:43,811
-I won't.
-Oh...

224
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I have to sleep.

225
00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:50,483
I have to get up early to
make the boys' lunches.

226
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-Sweet dreams.
-I knew you were gonna do that!

227
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,406
Hey!

228
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,376
Hey!

229
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,677
Hey!

230
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Honest to Betsy!

231
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Do you have to play that
thing where we can hear it?

232
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,084
Mom, I have to practice,
or I'll never sound good.

233
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:27,788
You'll never sound good 'cause
you're playing a bagpipe.

234
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,890
Bagpipes sound like a mistake.

235
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:32,960
Well, who were we bothering?
We're making music.

236
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,895
That is not music!

237
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Those things sounded
lousy on stage.

238
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,331
They sound worse in life.

239
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,233
Les, come in and get
ready for school.

240
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:45,072
I will call the police on
you myself, I swear it.

241
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,573
Can you at least take joy

242
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,509
in the fact of knowing that
any minute we might stop?

243
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On with the show.

244
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,069
Hey.

245
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,139
I was just wondering,

246
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,925
how come you never play
sports after school?

247
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,843
I work at my parents' theater.

248
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,244
Theater?

249
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,514
I thought theater's
just for fags.

250
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,382
Not just.

251
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,884
Are you a fag?

252
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:34,054
Actually, are you
a boy or a girl?

253
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,791
You know you're going
to hell, right, faggot?

254
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,961
You and all of your AIDS-y fag
friends are gonna burn in hell.

255
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,665
<i>♪ Sodomy ♪</i>

256
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:48,401
<i>♪ Fellatio ♪</i>

257
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,603
<i>♪ Cunnilingus ♪</i>

258
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:54,241
<i>♪ Why do these words
Sound so nasty? ♪</i>

259
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:57,010
<i>Hair,</i> 1967.

260
00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:00,981
Galt McDermot, James Rado,
Gerome Ragni, asshole.

261
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,215
You tell 'em, Les.

262
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,750
It's the age of Aquarius, man.

263
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:06,119
Let the sunshine in, you turd.

264
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,122
You are so fucking weird.

265
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,359
Yes, I am!

266
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,379
For what we are
about to receive,

267
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,402
may the Lord make
us truly grateful.

268
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:23,536
Amen.

269
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:28,575
Uh, I have an announcement.

270
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,278
Two words.

271
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,447
You ready?

272
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,316
Were those them?

273
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,351
No.

274
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,588
New Jersey.

275
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,056
Oh, my God!

276
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,910
I haven't even said
what's in New Jersey.

277
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,394
Les, what... what are you doing?

278
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,930
Just being supportive.

279
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,598
Uh, okay.

280
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,234
So, I talked with Ed Monroe.

281
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,670
The Barn Theater in New
Jersey is ours if we want it.

282
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,373
Now it's a family decision.
We all get to vote...

283
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,075
No, we're not moving
to New Jersey.

284
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,828
That's actually a good
theater! Like, 1100 seats.

285
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,295
-How much are they paying us?
-Well...

286
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,380
No, I-I... Dad, I
like it here. Okay?

287
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,983
I-I like my friends.
I like my school.

288
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,319
I have a girlfriend,
okay? I can't like...

289
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,286
What's the point
of doing anything

290
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,604
if we always have to start over?

291
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,389
Derrick, The Barn
is a summer theater.

292
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,857
We'd be back in the fall.

293
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,343
-Ding, ding, ding!
-So, I got plans this summer.

294
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,660
-Les. Can you...
-What?

295
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,196
You didn't even let me
get to the fun part.

296
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:24,965
Milwaukee!

297
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,434
Oh, my God!

298
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,204
Ed also owns

299
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,106
the Players Theater
in Milwaukee.

300
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,542
Now if we do enough
business this summer,

301
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,444
he's going to offer us

302
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,947
a five-year contract
for both theaters.

303
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,316
No more season to season!

304
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,784
That sounds too good to be true.

305
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,219
-Yes!
-Wait.

306
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,187
What if we don't do enough
business at The Barn?

307
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,156
Well, then we're screwed.

308
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,226
If we all decide
to go to The Barn,

309
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,529
then I have to give notice here
so they have time to replace me.

310
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,599
And if we don't do

311
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,569
enough business this summer,
then we end up with...

312
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,737
...nothing.

313
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,706
Of course. When is it ever easy?

314
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,408
I-I-I vote no. Okay?

315
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,576
Enough.

316
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,811
I... All I wanna
do is play football

317
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,080
and lose my virginity.

318
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,847
That's not asking a lot.

319
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,100
And I can't do either
of those things

320
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,684
if I'm constantly moving around.

321
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:18,918
I like it here.

322
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,587
Okay? Please, just...

323
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,355
Les, how do you vote?

324
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:24,857
I vote...

325
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:28,161
that we leave this ugly town.

326
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,697
Okay, so we have one voting
to stay, one to leave.

327
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:31,898
You little shit.

328
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,083
Don't say "shit"
when we're eating.

329
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,235
Nobody likes me here, okay?

330
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,088
Derrick, and you can
play football anywhere.

331
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,272
You can do better
than Annabeth Devine.

332
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,740
I didn't wanna tell you this,

333
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,659
but she told me her favorite
Marx brother was Curly.

334
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,102
Guess what? I don't
give a shit who

335
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,629
-her favorite Marx brother is.
-Derrick.

336
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,552
Curly isn't a Marx brother.
He's <i>Three Stooges!</i>

337
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,982
That's very telling.

338
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,950
What do you think, Mace, huh?

339
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,885
I mean, no pressure.

340
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,322
This is just our entire future.

341
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,606
Well, I know how
you're gonna vote,

342
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,791
and I know how you
want me to vote.

343
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,531
You're quite adorable
when you get keyed up.

344
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,666
Oh! I know it.

345
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,039
You're the biggest liar. You
only ever think of yourself!

346
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,770
No. That's not true.

347
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,105
Just last night, I was up late

348
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,774
imagining what it must
feel like to be you.

349
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,512
But then, I got so bored.

350
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,016
-Five years?
-Yeah.

351
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,651
We could have real lives.

352
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:25,985
Yes!

353
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,204
Wow! But...

354
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,421
You little asshole!

355
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,739
-No, uh-uh, no, Derrick!
-Come here!

356
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,524
I'm just, I'm so
afraid to be hopeful.

357
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,793
This could be the biggest
mistake we've ever made.

358
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:37,430
But Milwaukee could
lead to bigger cities.

359
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,967
Our name could finally
mean something.

360
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,669
This is what we've
been waiting for.

361
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,138
But if it doesn't
work, I mean...

362
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,440
Honey, we'd be
living in the car.

363
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,709
That's a new low, even for us.

364
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,345
Mace, it could be great.

365
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,082
Well...

366
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,750
Great is the way I like it.

367
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:05,992
Yes!

368
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,630
Mwah! Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!

369
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,567
Derrick?

370
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,713
I know you're upset.

371
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,748
I'm not upset.

372
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,800
I'm not going.

373
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,819
I'll stay here with
Annabeth's family.

374
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:35,455
That is never going to happen.

375
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,357
I got a job at Foot Locker.

376
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,359
I'll stay with her family,
pay her family rent.

377
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,528
I'll stay in school.
I'm almost 18 anyway.

378
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,662
You're 16.

379
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:43,795
I'm happy here.

380
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,082
You're gonna be happy there too.

381
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,566
I'm happy here.

382
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,735
Okay? I hate always saying
goodbye to everyone.

383
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,104
Well, you won't have to
say goodbye for five years.

384
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,039
If we even make it there!

385
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,975
This is yours, Les
and Mom's dream.

386
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,744
Theater, it's all right,

387
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,012
except it's bullshit.
It's not real.

388
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:03,216
Real is so overrated, Derrick.

389
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,751
I-I-I have a
girlfriend here. You...

390
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,619
You'll have a dozen girlfriends.

391
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,039
And that's life. You don't...
You don't stop at the first one.

392
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,658
So I should just sleep around?
Is that what you're telling me?

393
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,461
Yes.

394
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,629
I wish someone would've told me.

395
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,832
Look, Derrick, you're
a great looking kid...

396
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,201
You're not listening.

397
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,552
That's the last thing I
think about, you know?

398
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,671
Did you know that
more Playboy Playmates

399
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:28,175
come out of Milwaukee
than any other town?

400
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,977
Dad, you can't
just make things up

401
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,445
and then think
that they're true.

402
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:37,083
Derrick, you have to dream
things into happening.

403
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,752
You have to dream
bigger than you are.

404
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:43,323
And you have to find
work that you love,

405
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,993
and then you bring that
love into work with you.

406
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:51,264
Who would rather work
at the Foot Locker

407
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,666
when you could work
in the theater?

408
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,337
Me!

409
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:05,111
Thirteen, fourteen. All
bags are accounted for.

410
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,496
You gonna be okay
there, Annabeth?

411
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,815
Okay then.

412
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:14,987
Goodbye, Akron. I
will not be back.

413
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,856
There are places I like better.

414
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,793
Derrick, come on. Chop, chop.
Get the show on the road.

415
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:36,075
<i>♪ Here comes Johnny
Singing oldies goldies ♪</i>

416
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,811
<i>♪ "Be-Bop-A-Lula"
"Baby What I Say" ♪</i>

417
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,614
<i>♪ Here comes Johnny
Singing "I Got a Woman" ♪</i>

418
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,717
<i>♪ Down in the tunnels
Trying to make it pay ♪</i>

419
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,587
<i>♪ He got the action
He got the motion ♪</i>

420
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,189
<i>♪ Oh, yeah The boy can play ♪</i>

421
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,859
<i>♪ Dedication Devotion ♪</i>

422
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,161
<i>♪ Turning all the night
time Into the day ♪</i>

423
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,664
<i>♪ He do the song About
the sweet lovin' woman ♪</i>

424
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,599
<i>♪ He do the song
About the knife ♪</i>

425
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,169
<i>♪ They do the walk ♪</i>

426
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,104
What's our address out there?

427
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:08,308
-Hmm...
-We're not exactly sure.

428
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,811
Remember Dee Baskin, who played
Anybodys in <i>West Side Story?</i>

429
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,680
In real life too.

430
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,616
She sells real estate
in New Jersey now.

431
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,886
We are going to stay in empty
houses Dee Baskin's selling.

432
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,554
Do the owners know?

433
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:24,657
Great. We're squatters.

434
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:25,992
We're enterprising.

435
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,811
I'll just tell Annabeth
to address her letters

436
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,896
to "Empty houses Dee
Baskin is selling."

437
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,464
Derrick, you're handsome.

438
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,116
You'll be single for
an hour wherever we go.

439
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,201
I don't give a red hot shit
about how I look, okay?

440
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,770
I wish everyone would just
shut up about how I looked.

441
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,205
What?

442
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,124
Oh, my God, you got
lipstick all over your face!

443
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,809
Shit.

444
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,311
Is it gone?

445
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,745
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah. You got it.

446
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,751
<i>♪ I am the very model Of
a modern Major-General ♪</i>

447
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,421
<i>♪ I've information vegetable
Animal and mineral ♪</i>

448
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:55,822
<i>♪ I know the kings of England ♪</i>

449
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,557
<i>♪ And I quote The
fights historical ♪</i>

450
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,059
<i>♪ From Marathon to Waterloo
In order categorical ♪</i>

451
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,894
Ha ha!

452
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,797
<i>♪ I'm very well-acquainted too
With matters mathematical ♪</i>

453
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,232
<i>♪ I understand equations ♪</i>

454
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,551
<i>♪ Both the simple
And quadratical ♪</i>

455
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:08,901
<i>♪ About binomial theorem ♪</i>

456
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,371
♪ I am teeming With
a lot o' news ♪

457
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,606
Oh, yes.

458
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,107
<i>♪ With many cheerful facts ♪</i>

459
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,276
<i>♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse ♪</i>

460
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,778
<i>♪ With many cheerful facts ♪</i>

461
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,297
<i>♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse ♪</i>

462
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,748
<i>♪ With many cheerful facts ♪</i>

463
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,233
<i>♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse ♪</i>

464
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,784
<i>♪ With many cheerful facts ♪</i>

465
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,636
<i>♪ About the square Of
the hypoten-potenuse ♪</i>

466
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,688
Mom!

467
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,290
<i>♪ I'm very good at integral
And differential calculus ♪</i>

468
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,960
<i>♪ I know the scientific names
Of beings animalculous ♪</i>

469
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,729
<i>♪ In short in matters
vegetable Animal and mineral ♪</i>

470
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,131
<i>♪ I am the very model Of
a modern Major-General ♪</i>

471
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,901
<i>♪ In short in matters
vegetable Animal and mineral ♪</i>

472
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:45,137
<i>♪ He is the very model Of
a modern Major-General ♪</i>

473
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,506
Derrick!

474
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,576
Derrick?

475
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:51,378
Derrick?

476
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,380
Oh, my God.

477
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:54,798
<i>♪ I know our mythic history ♪</i>

478
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:55,965
<i>♪ King Arthur's
And Sir Caradoc's ♪</i>

479
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,484
<i>♪ I answer hard acrostics ♪</i>

480
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:58,485
<i>♪ I've a pretty
taste For paradox ♪</i>

481
00:21:58,618 --> 00:21:59,852
<i>♪ I quote in elegiacs ♪</i>

482
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,488
<i>♪ All the crimes
Of Heliogabalus ♪</i>

483
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:04,290
<i>♪ In conics I can floor
Peculiarities parabolous ♪</i>

484
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,427
<i>♪ I can tell
Undoubted Raphaels ♪</i>

485
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,928
<i>♪ From Gerard Dows
And Zoffanies ♪</i>

486
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,296
<i>♪ I know the croaking chorus ♪</i>

487
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,581
<i>♪ From the frogs
Of Aristophanes ♪</i>

488
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,165
<i>♪ Then I can hum a fugue ♪</i>

489
00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:15,051
<i>♪ Of which I've heard
The music's din afore ♪</i>

490
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,904
Din afore? Din
afore? Din afore? Ah.

491
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,772
<i>♪ And whistle all the airs ♪</i>

492
00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:21,466
<i>♪ From that infernal
nonsense Pinafore ♪</i>

493
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:22,975
<i>♪ And whistle all the airs ♪</i>

494
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:24,193
<i>♪ From that infernal
nonsense Pinafore ♪</i>

495
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:25,712
<i>♪ And whistle all the airs ♪</i>

496
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:26,896
<i>♪ From that infernal
nonsense Pinafore ♪</i>

497
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:28,515
<i>♪ And whistle all the airs ♪</i>

498
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,400
<i>♪ From that infernal
nonsense Pina-Pinafore ♪</i>

499
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,019
<i>♪ For my military knowledge ♪</i>

500
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:34,237
<i>♪ Though I'm plucky
And adventury ♪</i>

501
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,588
<i>♪ Has only been brought down ♪</i>

502
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,223
<i>♪ To the beginning
Of the century ♪</i>

503
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,942
<i>♪ But still in matters
Vegetable, animal and mineral ♪</i>

504
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,877
<i>♪ I am the very model Of
a modern Major-General ♪</i>

505
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,012
<i>♪ But still in matters
Vegetable, animal and mineral ♪</i>

506
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,665
<i>♪ He is the very model Of
a modern Major-General ♪</i>

507
00:22:55,642 --> 00:22:56,843
What the fuck!

508
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:58,845
Bravo!

509
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:07,937
Is that the smile
you're gonna wear?

510
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,606
Well, I don't have a
poker face. You know that.

511
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,057
Come on, the show was great.

512
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:12,625
Yeah, but the house wasn't.

513
00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:15,394
Seriously, Ed Monroe
did not look happy.

514
00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:16,829
What are we gonna say to Ed?

515
00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:19,599
-Ed! Congratulations!
-Ed! Congratulations!

516
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,033
Beautiful production, Buddy.

517
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,669
Well, if you're
happy, we're happy.

518
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,537
-I'm not happy.
-Oh.

519
00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:27,173
-Where was the audience?
-Oh, listen.

520
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,442
Wait until the reviews come out.

521
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,643
Word of mouth will spread.

522
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:31,828
We'll be selling
out every night.

523
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,814
We better, 'cause this won't do.

524
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,716
We hear you, Ed. We're on it.

525
00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:38,951
All over it. Don't
worry about a thing.

526
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:40,303
Buddy, honey, I want
you to meet Fred.

527
00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:41,505
-I'll bring him right back.
-Please.

528
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:42,655
I will.

529
00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:49,629
No.

530
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:52,364
No, the first time
I kissed a girl,

531
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:55,668
she stuck her tongue in my
mouth, moved it around...

532
00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:57,904
I thought she was
having a seizure.

533
00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,772
Wow, Kyle. 'Cause, you know,

534
00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:01,941
you look like you were born
without your virginity.

535
00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:05,244
So, uh...

536
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,214
how do you act sexy?

537
00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:10,917
It's more like thinking. Hm?

538
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:12,330
You know, when I
go up to a girl,

539
00:24:12,418 --> 00:24:15,421
I'm not worrying, "How
will I impress her?"

540
00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:16,956
"What am I gonna say?" No.

541
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:19,659
You think one
thing, very clearly,

542
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,761
over and over when
you approach...

543
00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:24,396
What?

544
00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:26,666
"I have a foot-long penis."

545
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,268
"I have a foot-long penis."

546
00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,422
And then just be whatever
she wants you to be.

547
00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:34,306
You're an actor.
You could do that.

548
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,708
And it's sexy.

549
00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:39,145
Oh, also, try and go
for the plainer girls

550
00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:41,113
who think you're
out of their league.

551
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:42,915
Flattered sex is amazing.

552
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:46,553
Now you try. "I have
a foot-long penis."

553
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:48,855
Oh, really? Just...

554
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,557
Yeah, no, really.
It works every time.

555
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,225
Okay.

556
00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:12,011
You're a very weird kid, Les.

557
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,546
Thanks.

558
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,668
Tonight was fun.

559
00:25:36,502 --> 00:25:38,971
How can you act like we're not
in some serious shit right now?

560
00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,506
All I said was tonight was fun.

561
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,043
Ed Monroe is not happy. We're
about to lose everything.

562
00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:46,445
Do you even care about
your family at all?

563
00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:47,631
This is just what we do, Macy.

564
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:48,948
What do we do?

565
00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:52,819
We struggle, you freak.
It works out, we repeat.

566
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:54,520
That is not our thing.

567
00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:56,014
That is... That's
a terrible thing.

568
00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:57,323
But it's ours.

569
00:25:57,456 --> 00:25:58,290
Well, it's not the way I see it.

570
00:25:58,424 --> 00:25:59,726
Well, how do you see it?

571
00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:02,962
I see to it we scrape
by, by any means possible

572
00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:04,964
while you promise us
this great future.

573
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:07,266
-Okay, okay, come on.
-It's exhausting, Buddy.

574
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,152
I am lonely, and it's turning
me into some kind of a shrew.

575
00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:10,302
Macy, please. It's okay.

576
00:26:10,436 --> 00:26:12,204
I'm actually
repelling people now,

577
00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:13,505
and I don't blame them.

578
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,775
I'm even repelling you!

579
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,243
We're about to lose everything,

580
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,195
and you're talking about
what fun you had at a party.

581
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,515
You know, it would
be nice if just once

582
00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:26,085
you showed a little faith in me.

583
00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:27,519
Just a little.

584
00:26:27,654 --> 00:26:30,189
You, you put so much faith
in your invisible God.

585
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:33,225
Well, I'm actually here,
and you have none in me.

586
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,795
Because you promised we'd
make it in five years!

587
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,630
Wishing things
won't work, Buddy.

588
00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:39,298
This is my dream too!

589
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,635
I have given us a big life!

590
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,070
A unique one.

591
00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:46,038
Don't treat that
like it's nothing.

592
00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:48,775
And we're not doing so badly.

593
00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,376
No, we're doing horribly!

594
00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:52,344
-Oh, my...
-We have kids.

595
00:26:52,478 --> 00:26:54,046
You wanted to wait so long

596
00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:55,565
'cause you didn't wanna
make the same mistakes

597
00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:56,716
as your mean dead aunts,

598
00:26:56,849 --> 00:26:58,550
but your mistakes
are just as bad.

599
00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:00,770
-We're living hand-to-mouth...
-Ha! Jee... I mean...

600
00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:02,755
...in empty houses
Dee Baskin is selling.

601
00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:03,990
What's your plan B?

602
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,558
We are not living hand-to-mouth.

603
00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:09,061
We are so rich in so many ways,

604
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:11,530
but the only thing you ever
see is what we don't have.

605
00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:13,516
Yeah, well, unless we get
some butts in those seats,

606
00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:15,652
I don't know where we're going.
Where are we going, Buddy?

607
00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:19,438
As I've said all along, we are
either all in or we're not.

608
00:27:19,571 --> 00:27:21,173
I will make this work!

609
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:24,711
All right? I promise.

610
00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:49,268
Come on, go to sleep.

611
00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:51,804
Your mom and I were
just rehearsing.

612
00:27:55,975 --> 00:27:57,777
I don't know how,

613
00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:01,714
but your mom will blame me
if she knows you're still up.

614
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:04,083
How old were you
when you married Mom?

615
00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:06,352
You know we don't do
age in this house.

616
00:28:15,762 --> 00:28:17,797
She was so much fun, your mom.

617
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,366
No, she really was.

618
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,534
But she couldn't
say, "I love you"

619
00:28:22,668 --> 00:28:26,238
unless she really
felt it deeply.

620
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:29,876
I could say "love" like
other people say "envelope,"

621
00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,610
I'm so shallow.

622
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,946
So I admire that in her.

623
00:28:35,514 --> 00:28:36,983
What was your mom like?

624
00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:39,318
Oh, I really don't remember her.

625
00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:41,020
She walked out when
I was only four,

626
00:28:41,153 --> 00:28:42,654
didn't even shut the door.

627
00:28:42,989 --> 00:28:47,193
I had to live with my
aunts, Astrid and Reliance.

628
00:28:47,593 --> 00:28:48,761
God.

629
00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:53,465
So, your mom could be
anywhere in the world,

630
00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:54,533
you'd never know it.

631
00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:57,569
Yeah. People are shits.

632
00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:00,940
But that's on them.

633
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,942
How you treat people
is more important.

634
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:07,313
And, Les, you have a huge
capacity for kindness.

635
00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:09,181
Yeah, yeah, I know.

636
00:29:10,282 --> 00:29:11,784
I didn't learn
anything about love

637
00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:14,320
from Astrid and Reliance.

638
00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:16,422
I got all that from your mother.

639
00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:18,490
Yeah.

640
00:29:18,657 --> 00:29:20,092
And you two monsters.

641
00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:23,830
Can you imagine
your mother's face

642
00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:25,531
when the money comes in?

643
00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:27,599
Wow.

644
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,602
Oh, that would be something.

645
00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,943
I wish I knew how to do it.

646
00:29:39,912 --> 00:29:41,247
We will.

647
00:29:43,649 --> 00:29:44,951
I know.

648
00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:10,776
Yeah?

649
00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:13,345
-Hey.
-Hey.

650
00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:17,183
I told Les I'd drop
these off to him.

651
00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:18,902
Did he tell you I was coming by?

652
00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:20,452
No, of course not.

653
00:30:20,786 --> 00:30:22,321
Books on acting.

654
00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:24,891
Oh, I don't know if I should
thank you or throw them at you.

655
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:29,028
I tell you what,
you wash, I'll dry.

656
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,462
Then I got to get to rehearsal.

657
00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:31,797
Deal.

658
00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,365
Thank you.

659
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,236
So, what's your story?

660
00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:39,005
Where you from, anyway?

661
00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:41,607
Arkansas City, Kansas.
You ever hear of it?

662
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:43,809
No, never will.

663
00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:45,744
So what do you do
for fun in Arkansas?

664
00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:49,381
Oh, think of ways
to get out, mostly.

665
00:30:49,882 --> 00:30:51,850
But looking back,
I was happy then,

666
00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:53,886
and didn't even know it.

667
00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:56,355
Maybe that's just being young.

668
00:30:57,056 --> 00:31:00,659
But I was Queen of
the Arkalala Festival.

669
00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,761
Oh, I knew you looked familiar.

670
00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:06,532
My nickname growing
up was Bigfoot

671
00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:08,484
'cause I was six feet by
the time I was twelve.

672
00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:10,769
So you could've knocked me
over when I got that crown.

673
00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:12,638
It sounds like an honor,

674
00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:16,108
but pretty slim pickings
in Arkansas, I admit it.

675
00:31:16,242 --> 00:31:17,827
Is that where you met Buddy?

676
00:31:17,910 --> 00:31:20,379
No, we met at a theater party.

677
00:31:20,846 --> 00:31:22,014
I think he always thought

678
00:31:22,148 --> 00:31:23,983
I was gonna be that
kind of party happy.

679
00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:26,986
And I let him. We
married a week later.

680
00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:28,287
Mm.

681
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:29,672
It was like there was
a spotlight on him

682
00:31:29,755 --> 00:31:31,323
anywhere he'd go.

683
00:31:31,924 --> 00:31:33,492
And he chose me.

684
00:31:34,994 --> 00:31:36,195
Hmm.

685
00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:38,564
It's hard being the plus one

686
00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:41,100
in your own life sometimes,
though, you know?

687
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:44,370
I've never felt like
a plus one before.

688
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:46,738
No.

689
00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:48,340
-What?
-No.

690
00:31:48,474 --> 00:31:50,309
Well...

691
00:31:51,177 --> 00:31:52,378
-What?
-Nothing.

692
00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:55,948
I don't see him going anywhere.

693
00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:59,051
No. Mm-mm. He's not.

694
00:31:59,485 --> 00:32:00,486
I am.

695
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,688
Rehearsals.

696
00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,292
Thanks for the books.

697
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:08,727
And in the future, when
Les is on unemployment,

698
00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:10,262
we'll think of you.

699
00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:37,189
<i>Thank you for the tour.</i>

700
00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:40,259
I've been looking for a
really nice place to worship.

701
00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:41,693
You're very welcome here.

702
00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:43,162
-Oh.
-Anytime.

703
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:45,964
Thank you. How many
parishioners do you have here?

704
00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:48,700
I would say 120.

705
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:50,769
Oh...

706
00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:52,704
Well, it's a start.

707
00:32:52,938 --> 00:32:54,373
Very nice.

708
00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:56,742
Rabbi, how many
members are there

709
00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:58,644
in the temple's congregation?

710
00:32:58,777 --> 00:33:02,214
The masonry itself
is just spectacular.

711
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,251
As the newest member

712
00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:08,720
of the Ascension
Greek Orthodox Church,

713
00:33:08,854 --> 00:33:10,356
I would love to organize

714
00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:13,292
a theater party for
all our parishioners.

715
00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,894
So Catholics can come
to our productions

716
00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:18,197
at a much reduced rate...

717
00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:21,167
seeing that I'm one of you now.

718
00:33:22,101 --> 00:33:24,170
Buddy, that's horrible.

719
00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:26,338
How many churches did you join?

720
00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:27,573
Eleven.

721
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,177
What? You're always after
me to join the church.

722
00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:34,613
Buddy, it's a sin to lie
to a man of the cloth!

723
00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:36,115
Who lied?

724
00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:38,950
I said I wanted to join
the church, I joined.

725
00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:40,469
Well, you're sending
yourself to hell.

726
00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:42,221
I hope you know that.
Straight to hell.

727
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,323
I'm doubling our subscriptions.

728
00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:50,362
-Seriously?
-Yes.

729
00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:06,545
I bet I could get us a balcony
full of Episcopalians then.

730
00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:07,579
Yes!

731
00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:09,248
Holy cow!

732
00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:16,388
Oh, my God, you look exactly
like the girl I married.

733
00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:18,924
Wow.

734
00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:21,527
Or maybe we always
see the people we love

735
00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:23,860
the way they looked when we
first fell in love with 'em.

736
00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:24,896
I'm not like that girl.

737
00:34:25,030 --> 00:34:26,365
Oh, you're not?

738
00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:29,000
You said, "Holy cow!"

739
00:34:29,135 --> 00:34:30,702
Maybe you don't
see it, but I do.

740
00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:32,604
You just want to see it.

741
00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:37,243
I told you I was gonna
make this happen, Macy.

742
00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:42,848
You're very sexy when
you get all self-starty.

743
00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:47,219
Wow, get used to that.

744
00:34:49,288 --> 00:34:51,890
What? What are you doing?

745
00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:53,325
-Come here.
-What?

746
00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,026
We have just enough
time for a quickie.

747
00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:56,562
What?

748
00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:58,630
Come on, right here
on the counter.

749
00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:01,167
We'll turn off the lights.
Save on the electricity bill.

750
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,470
Macy? We can't, we
don't have time.

751
00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:05,937
-Five minutes, tops.
-No. Look,

752
00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:08,474
Les could be here
any second with...

753
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,459
with Fritzi and Loud Sue
and the rest of the gang.

754
00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:11,943
When is Les ever on time?

755
00:35:12,077 --> 00:35:13,779
Oh, my God!

756
00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:19,751
You are my favorite wife ever!

757
00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:23,855
Ooh!

758
00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:28,594
I'm gonna go to the store
to get beer for everyone.

759
00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:35,367
Macy, this is the best brownie

760
00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,068
I've ever had in
my entire mouth.

761
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,456
Dad, can we do <i>On Borrowed
Time</i> when we get to Milwaukee?

762
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:41,773
If we get to Milwaukee.

763
00:35:41,907 --> 00:35:43,775
Honestly, Les. You only
ever want to do plays

764
00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:45,311
with parts for you in it.

765
00:35:45,444 --> 00:35:47,879
Well, you got to audition
like everybody else, sport.

766
00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:49,732
Barbra Streisand made
me her Brooklyn brownie

767
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:52,284
when I was with the Broadway
company of <i>Funny Girl.</i>

768
00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:54,520
It doesn't compare to this.

769
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:57,256
They always make me audition.
I hate auditioning for them.

770
00:35:57,389 --> 00:35:59,258
Kyle, you're the first person

771
00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:00,192
who didn't look impressed
when I happen to mention

772
00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,493
I worked with Barbra.

773
00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:02,878
And they always
say the same thing

774
00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:04,430
after every audition.

775
00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:06,998
Thank you, Les.
We'll call you.

776
00:36:07,132 --> 00:36:08,667
You know, and they never call.

777
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,436
I have to audition
again tomorrow.

778
00:36:10,569 --> 00:36:12,371
<i>Brighton Beach
Memoirs.</i> It's the lead.

779
00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:13,739
I was the first replacement,

780
00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:16,675
Mrs. Strakosh, in
the original show.

781
00:36:16,808 --> 00:36:18,143
Does that make me
too old for you?

782
00:36:18,277 --> 00:36:19,645
No. It's your age that does.

783
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,014
That's my beeper.

784
00:36:23,382 --> 00:36:25,584
Oh, I gotta check my
answering service.

785
00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:28,153
-Oh, maybe it's your big break.
-Yeah.

786
00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:30,155
Hey, Macy, can I use
your phone? Whoa.

787
00:36:30,289 --> 00:36:31,923
-Of course.
-Thanks.

788
00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:34,960
Relax, dear. He plays
for my team, not yours.

789
00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:39,565
There you go. You got it.

790
00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:50,876
Les Smart.

791
00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:53,379
It's Lester.

792
00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:02,954
Whenever you're ready, Lester.

793
00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:05,691
Oh, yeah.

794
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,126
-<i>♪ One... ♪</i>
<i>-Two, shoulders up.</i>

795
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:09,845
<i>♪ Singular sensation Every
little step she takes ♪</i>

796
00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:11,430
<i>Point and point. And step.</i>

797
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:12,731
Hat to the head. Three, four.

798
00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:14,733
-<i>♪ One ♪</i>
-Elbow right, down.

799
00:37:14,866 --> 00:37:18,169
<i>♪ Brilliant combination
Every move that she makes ♪</i>

800
00:37:18,304 --> 00:37:20,105
Step, brush, three, four.

801
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:23,509
<i>♪ One smile And
suddenly nobody else ♪</i>

802
00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:26,878
Step, flick, step, up,
step and step, slow.

803
00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:29,381
<i>♪ You know you'll
never Be lonely ♪</i>

804
00:37:29,515 --> 00:37:30,582
Kick, step, brush.

805
00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:32,518
<i>♪ With you-know-who ♪</i>

806
00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:34,820
Five, six. Back, back!

807
00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:38,123
Yes, Tiffany, find
your light, pop, good.

808
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,058
<i>♪ And you can forget the rest ♪</i>

809
00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:41,360
<i>♪ Diddla-diddla-do ♪</i>

810
00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:44,062
<i>♪ For the girl is second best ♪</i>

811
00:37:44,195 --> 00:37:48,199
<i>♪ To none, son ♪</i>

812
00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,235
<i>♪ Ooh, sigh ♪</i>

813
00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:52,103
<i>♪ Give her your attention ♪</i>

814
00:37:52,237 --> 00:37:55,807
<i>♪ Do I really have to mention ♪</i>

815
00:37:55,941 --> 00:38:01,580
<i>♪ She's the one ♪</i>

816
00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:06,785
When do we hear about Milwaukee?

817
00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:09,321
Shouldn't we have heard
something already?

818
00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:14,360
Derrick, what are you gonna
do when the money comes in?

819
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:15,761
Hmm?

820
00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:17,212
-When the money comes in?
-Yeah.

821
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,614
I'm gonna get Green
Bay season tickets

822
00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:20,366
right at the 50-yard line.

823
00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:22,033
I mean, everyone's
writing them off,

824
00:38:22,167 --> 00:38:23,602
but I don't know.

825
00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:28,139
Well, what are we gonna do
if Milwaukee doesn't happen?

826
00:38:28,273 --> 00:38:32,811
Oh, it will happen.
Everything's gonna be great.

827
00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:35,481
But, I mean, like, do
we have a place to go?

828
00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:37,683
Because eventually Dee
Baskin's gonna sell a house.

829
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,552
No, we are all in on this one.

830
00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:43,889
But, the bigger the risk,
the bigger the reward.

831
00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:45,691
The bigger the loss.

832
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:49,361
I mean... how will
we even pay for food?

833
00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:50,846
-Theater tickets.
-Theater tickets.

834
00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:53,932
You gotta have a
little faith, Derrick.

835
00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:57,936
You might ask yourself, "Why
can't I be more like Les?"

836
00:38:58,069 --> 00:38:59,069
'Cause I'm more like me.

837
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:01,172
He's got a positive attitude.

838
00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:03,642
He has faith that we're
going to end up in Milwaukee.

839
00:39:03,775 --> 00:39:05,644
-Don't you, Les?
-Nope.

840
00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:08,046
Thanks.

841
00:39:08,647 --> 00:39:10,048
Very funny.

842
00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:11,934
-Watch out for the pothole.
-Hmm?

843
00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:14,052
The pothole, right...

844
00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:16,354
-Sorry.
-Really?

845
00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:18,524
Derrick?

846
00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:20,859
I need to talk to you
about all the girls

847
00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:22,394
that you've been
kissing on lately.

848
00:39:22,528 --> 00:39:23,929
No, no, you don't.

849
00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:26,665
Yes, I do. Your mother and
I think you're being a slut.

850
00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:28,784
No, look, you... you told
me to sleep around. Okay?

851
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:31,169
It's exactly what you
said, word-for-word.

852
00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:33,556
"Have a big life," you said.
You wished someone had told you.

853
00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:34,823
That doesn't mean
you sleep around

854
00:39:34,906 --> 00:39:37,943
with every girl from
Secaucus to Paramus.

855
00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:40,579
I mean, there's horny,
and then there's pervy.

856
00:39:40,946 --> 00:39:42,398
Watch out for the
pothole. Do you see it?

857
00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:43,782
Right there.

858
00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:46,217
-Dad, he's doing it on purpose.
-Shut up!

859
00:39:46,351 --> 00:39:47,352
Hey!

860
00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:48,787
If you have sex
without a condom,

861
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,822
your mom's gonna
cut your balls off.

862
00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:56,662
I think this talk went well.

863
00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,966
Derrick, can you drop
me off at the theater?

864
00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:11,477
All right, Lester, have fun.

865
00:40:25,323 --> 00:40:27,626
Les, darling.

866
00:40:27,893 --> 00:40:29,928
How did you know I'd be here?

867
00:40:30,228 --> 00:40:33,499
<i>Tallulah Bankhead,
1902 to 1968.</i>

868
00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:37,135
You look ghastly, Les
darling. What's the matter?

869
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:40,205
I'm just waiting to see
if I got a part and...

870
00:40:41,306 --> 00:40:42,708
It's a long story, Tallulah,

871
00:40:42,841 --> 00:40:45,143
and I'm not sure how I
come out at the end of it.

872
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:46,978
Champagne?

873
00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:50,549
I meant for me.

874
00:40:50,682 --> 00:40:52,751
You know, plus, Derrick's
making out like a bandit,

875
00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:54,486
and it's got me thinking...

876
00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:56,087
I don't know what to tell you.

877
00:40:56,221 --> 00:40:58,724
I've been with many men, and
I've been with many women.

878
00:40:58,857 --> 00:41:03,328
And, darling, there has
got to be something better.

879
00:41:05,396 --> 00:41:06,598
Did you hear that?

880
00:41:24,115 --> 00:41:25,617
-Oh!
-Oh, uh, I'm sorry.

881
00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:26,985
I-I didn't see anything.

882
00:41:27,118 --> 00:41:28,319
Oh, shit.

883
00:41:30,255 --> 00:41:31,590
Les...

884
00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:43,969
Les, wait, please!
Les, Les, no...

885
00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:46,337
Buddy?

886
00:41:46,471 --> 00:41:49,541
What... What happened?
What's wrong?

887
00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:53,211
What did... What do
you... Who's on the phone?

888
00:41:58,383 --> 00:41:59,718
We got Milwaukee.

889
00:42:01,753 --> 00:42:03,221
I got the call.

890
00:42:03,789 --> 00:42:05,223
Milwaukee!

891
00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:07,659
Five years!

892
00:42:07,793 --> 00:42:10,696
We are set for the
next full five years!

893
00:42:10,829 --> 00:42:12,664
Oh, my God!

894
00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:16,067
Champagne. We need
champagne. Lots of it!

895
00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:18,937
We're celebrating big
time. You know why, Les?

896
00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:21,072
It's not just because
of the phone call.

897
00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,473
Les...

898
00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:24,359
I should probably go
through your people,

899
00:42:24,442 --> 00:42:25,744
I know, but I can't wait.

900
00:42:27,713 --> 00:42:30,148
You got the role.

901
00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:33,118
What?

902
00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:34,452
What? The role.

903
00:42:34,586 --> 00:42:36,387
<i>Brighton Beach Memoirs.</i>
You got the role.

904
00:42:36,521 --> 00:42:39,725
You were the best actor. Truly.

905
00:42:39,858 --> 00:42:42,360
There was no nepotism involved.

906
00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:47,733
Oh-oh-oh.

907
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:52,270
There you go. Yes, let
it out. You deserve it.

908
00:42:53,004 --> 00:42:54,606
Oh, I'm so proud of you.

909
00:42:56,274 --> 00:43:00,278
Congratulations. You wanna
go to the store with me?

910
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,414
No, it's okay, it's okay.

911
00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:05,416
You know what?

912
00:43:06,785 --> 00:43:09,220
This is a turning
point for our family.

913
00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:14,092
Whoo!

914
00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:19,998
Les...

915
00:43:30,308 --> 00:43:31,308
Alcohol...

916
00:43:33,244 --> 00:43:34,946
Do you have any
decent champagne?

917
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,148
Indecent only.

918
00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:39,384
Everyone's a comedian.

919
00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:42,654
There we go.

920
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:49,995
Mm.

921
00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:06,544
No, no, no.

922
00:44:09,214 --> 00:44:10,214
No.

923
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:52,257
Welcome in the name of Jesus,

924
00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:56,361
we are gathered to worship,
to proclaim Christ crucified

925
00:44:56,494 --> 00:44:58,964
and reason to
remember before God,

926
00:44:59,097 --> 00:45:02,400
our brother Buddy Smart.

927
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,903
To give thanks for his life,

928
00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:08,006
to commend him to
our merciful redeemer

929
00:45:08,139 --> 00:45:11,676
and to comfort one
another in our grief.

930
00:45:11,810 --> 00:45:14,045
The grace of our
Lord Jesus Christ

931
00:45:14,179 --> 00:45:16,581
and the communion
of the holy spirit

932
00:45:16,948 --> 00:45:21,519
all gather grace and glory, we
remember before you today...

933
00:45:21,652 --> 00:45:23,388
...our brother Buddy.

934
00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:55,186
Do you remember Mr. Paterson?

935
00:45:55,686 --> 00:45:57,288
Son, sorry for your loss.

936
00:45:58,623 --> 00:46:00,125
Oh, doctor.

937
00:46:03,394 --> 00:46:06,397
Boys, I'm so sorry
for your loss.

938
00:46:07,799 --> 00:46:09,134
And, Macy.

939
00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:13,004
He lived life exactly
the way he wanted.

940
00:46:13,338 --> 00:46:17,475
It's a gift. No one could
ever tell Buddy what to do.

941
00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:20,545
I could. And did. But
he didn't listen anyway.

942
00:46:22,047 --> 00:46:23,414
Clearly, I couldn't.

943
00:46:23,548 --> 00:46:26,051
Dr. Kannengiser, thank you
for coming all that way.

944
00:46:26,184 --> 00:46:30,255
I'm just so overwhelmed by
how many people showed up.

945
00:46:31,389 --> 00:46:33,158
I wish Buddy could've seen it.

946
00:46:33,524 --> 00:46:34,926
He loved a packed house.

947
00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:36,627
That he did.

948
00:46:37,195 --> 00:46:41,299
Doctor... what couldn't
you tell Buddy to do?

949
00:46:42,067 --> 00:46:46,204
Well, you know. Retire.
'Cause of his heart.

950
00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:23,025
<i>You've reached the Smarts.</i>

951
00:47:23,108 --> 00:47:24,042
<i>If you were trying
for someone else,</i>

952
00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:25,476
<i>we beg your pardon.</i>

953
00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:28,079
<i>I will recite a poem
if you leave a message.</i>

954
00:47:29,647 --> 00:47:32,217
<i>There once was a
woman from Devizes,</i>

955
00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:35,186
<i>whose breasts were
of different sizes.</i>

956
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,523
<i>One was quite small.
It was nothing at all.</i>

957
00:47:38,656 --> 00:47:42,027
<i>The other was huge
and won prizes!</i>

958
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,095
<i>Your turn.</i>

959
00:47:53,404 --> 00:47:56,607
<i>♪ If you could read
My mind, love ♪</i>

960
00:47:56,741 --> 00:48:00,111
<i>♪ What a tale My
thoughts could tell ♪</i>

961
00:48:00,545 --> 00:48:04,415
<i>♪ Just like An
old-time movie ♪</i>

962
00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:07,652
<i>♪ 'Bout a ghost From
a wishing well ♪</i>

963
00:48:08,619 --> 00:48:12,958
<i>♪ In a castle dark Or
a fortress strong ♪</i>

964
00:48:13,091 --> 00:48:16,361
<i>♪ With chains upon my feet ♪</i>

965
00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:20,265
<i>♪ You know that ghost is me ♪</i>

966
00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:25,270
<i>♪ And I will never
Be set free ♪</i>

967
00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:29,907
<i>♪ As long as I'm a
ghost You can't see ♪</i>

968
00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:38,416
-Mom?
-Hmm.

969
00:48:39,050 --> 00:48:41,719
Did he talk to you about me
playing football in Milwaukee?

970
00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:44,722
He said I could.

971
00:48:44,855 --> 00:48:47,758
He, uh, said if we got there,
that there'd be security

972
00:48:47,892 --> 00:48:50,195
so I wouldn't have to work
at the theater anymore.

973
00:48:51,162 --> 00:48:52,530
He promised.

974
00:48:52,663 --> 00:48:54,865
You don't have to work at
the theater anymore, Derrick.

975
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,701
But what about the
theater in Milwaukee?

976
00:48:56,834 --> 00:48:58,103
Look, I really tried,

977
00:48:58,236 --> 00:49:00,338
but your father had a
contract there, not us.

978
00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:03,608
We're not going to
Milwaukee. We're going home.

979
00:49:05,710 --> 00:49:06,644
-Home?
-Yeah.

980
00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:08,746
You can play football in Kansas.

981
00:49:08,879 --> 00:49:11,182
My brother said we could
stay with him on his farm.

982
00:49:11,682 --> 00:49:13,584
On his farm?

983
00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:15,820
We're living on a farm?

984
00:49:16,221 --> 00:49:17,455
What are we, cowpoke?

985
00:49:17,588 --> 00:49:19,007
What am I supposed to
do in fucking Kansas?

986
00:49:19,090 --> 00:49:20,291
Hey.

987
00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:21,843
You can start by
watching your mouth.

988
00:49:21,926 --> 00:49:23,645
It's physically impossible
to watch your mouth.

989
00:49:23,728 --> 00:49:25,196
We don't have options.

990
00:49:25,330 --> 00:49:26,731
You might even
like it there, Les.

991
00:49:26,864 --> 00:49:28,533
It'll be like living
in <i>The Wizard of Oz.</i>

992
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:31,202
In the black-and-white
section of <i>The Wizard of Oz.</i>

993
00:49:31,336 --> 00:49:33,604
No one wants to live
in that section!

994
00:49:33,738 --> 00:49:34,939
Just keep an open mind.

995
00:49:35,073 --> 00:49:37,475
Kansas is famous for
twisters and being white.

996
00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:39,977
We don't have any
place else to go!

997
00:49:40,111 --> 00:49:42,180
I am doing the
best I can for us.

998
00:49:42,413 --> 00:49:44,549
You're just gonna have
to accept it, Les.

999
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:04,469
The motto of the
state of Kansas is...

1000
00:50:05,203 --> 00:50:08,506
"To the stars through
difficulties."

1001
00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:13,778
Seems to me you've all had
your share of difficulties.

1002
00:50:16,181 --> 00:50:19,750
What do you boys like
to do for fun? Huh?

1003
00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:23,921
-Um...
-Les loves theater,

1004
00:50:24,055 --> 00:50:25,823
-like his dad.
-Mm-hmm.

1005
00:50:26,191 --> 00:50:29,960
Uh, I don't know about
theaters much, but...

1006
00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:32,063
we have a Renaissance Fair

1007
00:50:32,197 --> 00:50:36,501
with costumes, mermaids,
and fire spitters.

1008
00:50:38,103 --> 00:50:41,172
The church puts on a
nativity tableaux each year.

1009
00:50:41,306 --> 00:50:45,310
And, that's... you know,
kinda theater-y, and...

1010
00:50:45,443 --> 00:50:46,911
That's not even amateur theater.

1011
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:52,350
Um, what about football?

1012
00:50:52,483 --> 00:50:55,453
Oh, well, we love our
football in Kansas.

1013
00:50:55,586 --> 00:50:57,622
And we're really bad at it.

1014
00:50:57,755 --> 00:51:03,094
But we got national parks,
national forests, and, uh...

1015
00:51:03,494 --> 00:51:06,664
Macy? What do you say I take
the boys hunting tomorrow?

1016
00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:08,566
Really? Arming them? I...

1017
00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:10,935
Well, I know the girls
never wanted to go,

1018
00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,270
but I bet your boys would.

1019
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:14,972
I'm not some psycho
serial killer

1020
00:51:15,106 --> 00:51:16,541
shooting and killing things.

1021
00:51:16,674 --> 00:51:18,376
My dad just died.

1022
00:51:18,509 --> 00:51:19,777
Les...

1023
00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:23,448
I know that, but people
here feel differently.

1024
00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:28,553
Out here... gun control means
hitting what you aim at.

1025
00:51:28,686 --> 00:51:31,156
People out here,
they love their guns.

1026
00:51:31,289 --> 00:51:33,358
-People followed Hitler, too.
-Jesus.

1027
00:51:33,491 --> 00:51:36,294
Oh, yeah, you think
that's a fair comparison?

1028
00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:37,867
I don't give a shit
about being fair.

1029
00:51:37,962 --> 00:51:39,797
-Les!
-Well...

1030
00:51:40,831 --> 00:51:43,201
You know, suit yourself.

1031
00:51:44,802 --> 00:51:48,273
You're free to stay,
and you're free to go.

1032
00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:51,742
No one's holding you prisoner.

1033
00:51:52,343 --> 00:51:55,846
But we clear our own
plates in this house.

1034
00:52:02,653 --> 00:52:04,339
What part of "We don't
have anywhere else to go"

1035
00:52:04,422 --> 00:52:05,723
was unclear?

1036
00:52:16,901 --> 00:52:18,236
You all right?

1037
00:52:19,537 --> 00:52:20,705
No.

1038
00:52:20,838 --> 00:52:23,574
I don't think I'm me
anymore without my dad.

1039
00:52:23,941 --> 00:52:26,944
I'm never gonna find
my people in Kansas.

1040
00:52:28,746 --> 00:52:31,449
You haven't even
been here a day.

1041
00:52:33,184 --> 00:52:35,286
This is an opportunity.

1042
00:52:36,787 --> 00:52:40,325
You start a new school
next week. High school.

1043
00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:42,760
Just try fitting in. Huh?

1044
00:52:42,893 --> 00:52:45,563
Having a normal
life isn't a sin.

1045
00:52:47,898 --> 00:52:49,200
Les...

1046
00:52:49,734 --> 00:52:52,637
Y-You need to let me explain.

1047
00:52:54,539 --> 00:52:56,374
-I loved your father...
-Just go away.

1048
00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:58,276
I just want to unsee it.

1049
00:52:59,109 --> 00:53:01,212
But for the longest time,

1050
00:53:01,579 --> 00:53:04,249
everybody looked
at me like I was...

1051
00:53:05,316 --> 00:53:08,018
dull and serious, and
not worth knowing.

1052
00:53:08,152 --> 00:53:11,289
And... And I-I never used
to be any of those things.

1053
00:53:11,622 --> 00:53:14,191
Even you looked at
me like that, Les.

1054
00:53:14,759 --> 00:53:18,095
Your dad, he saw someone
that didn't exist anymore.

1055
00:53:18,229 --> 00:53:19,564
And I just...

1056
00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:22,867
I just wanted to be
seen. And Kyle saw me.

1057
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,169
Saw you with his penis?

1058
00:53:27,137 --> 00:53:29,540
I made a really bad decision,

1059
00:53:29,674 --> 00:53:31,942
and I made it deliberately.

1060
00:53:32,076 --> 00:53:35,680
And I wish to God it was just
my secret and you didn't know.

1061
00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:38,349
I'm so sorry, Les.

1062
00:53:46,424 --> 00:53:48,459
I love you, sweetheart.

1063
00:54:03,841 --> 00:54:06,977
Hey, Les. Can I
tell you something?

1064
00:54:07,545 --> 00:54:10,648
Kansas was my real
inspiration, you know.

1065
00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:15,286
<i>William Inge, 1913 to 1973.</i>

1066
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,789
If you look at my plays, Les,
they're all about my life here.

1067
00:54:19,189 --> 00:54:23,628
Kansas turned me
into a real artist.

1068
00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:25,430
You could be an artist too.

1069
00:54:25,563 --> 00:54:29,367
You could be as happy as I was
here if you just give it a try.

1070
00:54:31,001 --> 00:54:32,403
Didn't you kill yourself?

1071
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,141
Well...

1072
00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:49,554
<i>♪ Run, run, run,
run Run away now ♪</i>

1073
00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:52,323
<i>♪ Got to run away from me ♪</i>

1074
00:54:52,690 --> 00:54:54,124
<i>♪ Whistle-blowin'
Pistol-packin' ♪</i>

1075
00:54:54,258 --> 00:54:55,593
<i>♪ Gun-slingin' showdown ♪</i>

1076
00:54:55,726 --> 00:54:57,762
<i>♪ Is what you're
all About to see ♪</i>

1077
00:55:02,032 --> 00:55:04,669
-Nice shirt.
-Thanks.

1078
00:55:05,235 --> 00:55:06,871
Listen to <i>Dr. Feelgood</i> yet?

1079
00:55:07,605 --> 00:55:10,341
Pretty good. Better than
<i>Girls, Girls, Girls.</i>

1080
00:55:12,710 --> 00:55:14,679
-Alex.
-Derrick.

1081
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:16,914
-Johnny.
-New?

1082
00:55:17,047 --> 00:55:18,749
-Yeah.
-Cool.

1083
00:55:23,053 --> 00:55:24,489
Seriously?

1084
00:55:30,595 --> 00:55:33,063
My mom, you know, she just...

1085
00:55:33,197 --> 00:55:36,367
This is, uh, my brother Les.

1086
00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:38,035
Yo.

1087
00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:40,371
<i>The chess club in room 104</i>

1088
00:55:40,505 --> 00:55:42,006
<i>has been canceled.</i>

1089
00:55:42,139 --> 00:55:43,508
Am I seeing things,

1090
00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:46,377
or did Selena Roach get,
like, totally hot over break?

1091
00:55:46,511 --> 00:55:48,145
Oh, man, look at her.

1092
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,716
-She looks kind of slutty.
-Right?

1093
00:55:52,116 --> 00:55:54,251
Right. Yeah, I love sluts.

1094
00:55:54,385 --> 00:55:56,487
She is totally third base, man.

1095
00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:59,690
You know, when I pick up
girls, I think one thing.

1096
00:55:59,824 --> 00:56:03,127
-Very clearly, over and over.
-What?

1097
00:56:03,461 --> 00:56:05,796
"I have a foot-long penis."

1098
00:56:05,930 --> 00:56:07,264
Yeah, watch.

1099
00:56:07,398 --> 00:56:08,599
No way.

1100
00:56:16,273 --> 00:56:19,176
What's so funny? What
are they saying about me?

1101
00:56:19,309 --> 00:56:21,178
My brother thinks you're a fox.

1102
00:56:21,311 --> 00:56:23,414
He's the guy you're
watching like a TV set.

1103
00:56:23,548 --> 00:56:24,982
Yeah, I'm so sure.

1104
00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:27,618
Not really my type.

1105
00:56:28,419 --> 00:56:29,754
What kind of girl does he like?

1106
00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:31,288
New.

1107
00:56:33,357 --> 00:56:34,559
I'm Les.

1108
00:56:35,359 --> 00:56:37,762
Hmm. Okay. Selena.

1109
00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:49,406
Oh, you shouldn't be
drinking like that.

1110
00:56:49,540 --> 00:56:51,308
I'm using a glass.

1111
00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:52,977
-No, I meant...
-No.

1112
00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:55,379
I should absolutely
be drinking, okay?

1113
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:59,116
I yelled at Buddy over
and over to have a Plan B.

1114
00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:00,785
I have no plan.

1115
00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:03,287
I was an awful wife.
My kids are miserable.

1116
00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:05,756
Give me one good reason why
I shouldn't be drinking.

1117
00:57:05,890 --> 00:57:07,925
I meant you shouldn't
be drinking alone.

1118
00:57:13,464 --> 00:57:14,932
My mistake.

1119
00:57:28,012 --> 00:57:29,914
Why'd you stop talking to me?

1120
00:57:30,180 --> 00:57:32,617
Why, I'm pretty sure
we're talking now.

1121
00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:35,553
You stopped returning calls,
you stopped writing...

1122
00:57:35,686 --> 00:57:37,622
-No, I didn't.
-Yes, you did.

1123
00:57:38,222 --> 00:57:39,624
Well, you look terrible.

1124
00:57:39,757 --> 00:57:41,225
Well, I feel terrible, Walter.

1125
00:57:41,358 --> 00:57:42,593
Well, you...

1126
00:57:42,727 --> 00:57:44,128
You look it.

1127
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:51,168
Look...

1128
00:57:52,036 --> 00:57:55,139
I read three different
articles this week about...

1129
00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:56,674
food allergies.

1130
00:57:57,975 --> 00:58:01,245
Three. That can't
be a coincidence.

1131
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:05,983
They say, what you eat directly
contributes to how you feel.

1132
00:58:06,116 --> 00:58:08,252
You can be allergic
to something.

1133
00:58:08,385 --> 00:58:09,954
And... And it...
And it causes...

1134
00:58:10,087 --> 00:58:12,990
it causes mood swings, and
you aren't aware of it.

1135
00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:14,458
That's not this.

1136
00:58:14,592 --> 00:58:17,995
Look, there's a man
in Enid, Oklahoma

1137
00:58:18,128 --> 00:58:19,897
who cut his wife
up in a salad bowl

1138
00:58:20,030 --> 00:58:21,766
'cause he was allergic to dairy.

1139
00:58:21,899 --> 00:58:23,217
All three articles
talked about him.

1140
00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:24,535
Walter...

1141
00:58:24,669 --> 00:58:27,872
No, all I'm saying is...
aside from Buddy...

1142
00:58:28,639 --> 00:58:30,407
The uncertainty?

1143
00:58:30,975 --> 00:58:33,944
The overwhelming emotions?

1144
00:58:35,112 --> 00:58:36,446
Yeah?

1145
00:58:38,315 --> 00:58:40,384
Could all be tuna.

1146
00:58:43,253 --> 00:58:44,388
Yeah.

1147
00:58:45,155 --> 00:58:46,474
<i>Glad you could ditch with me.</i>

1148
00:58:46,557 --> 00:58:48,058
<i>I always ditch PE.</i>

1149
00:58:48,826 --> 00:58:50,327
How long have you lived here?

1150
00:58:51,295 --> 00:58:52,763
God, too long.

1151
00:58:52,897 --> 00:58:55,666
I know everything everyone's
gonna say before they say it.

1152
00:58:56,433 --> 00:58:57,835
Intolerable.

1153
00:58:58,302 --> 00:59:00,738
I'm moving to LA
first chance I get.

1154
00:59:01,138 --> 00:59:02,973
If Debbie Gibson can
be a rock star...

1155
00:59:03,107 --> 00:59:05,743
I'm giving myself five years
to make it in New York.

1156
00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:07,036
I'm going to an acting school

1157
00:59:07,144 --> 00:59:08,679
where they don't
just teach acting...

1158
00:59:08,813 --> 00:59:11,148
but how to become rich
and be fascinating.

1159
00:59:11,281 --> 00:59:13,751
My dad said they have
those in New York.

1160
00:59:14,451 --> 00:59:15,786
Wait, you're gay?

1161
00:59:18,088 --> 00:59:19,323
What?

1162
00:59:19,690 --> 00:59:23,160
Mm. All actors are
just a little bit gay.

1163
00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:28,398
Do you wanna touch my boob?

1164
00:59:30,735 --> 00:59:32,002
Yeah.

1165
00:59:34,705 --> 00:59:36,273
Uh, under the shirt.

1166
00:59:37,141 --> 00:59:38,142
Oh.

1167
00:59:41,746 --> 00:59:43,026
Hey, your brother
seems way cool.

1168
00:59:43,147 --> 00:59:44,815
-Mm.
-He have a girlfriend?

1169
00:59:44,949 --> 00:59:46,717
-Uh-uh.
-Hmm.

1170
00:59:46,851 --> 00:59:49,286
Okay, it doesn't screw
off, Les. That's enough.

1171
00:59:52,356 --> 00:59:54,892
I saw <i>Hair</i> when I
was eight 'cause...

1172
00:59:55,192 --> 00:59:57,594
my dad said he'd rather I
learn about sex in the theater

1173
00:59:57,728 --> 00:59:58,963
than the street.

1174
00:59:59,229 --> 01:00:01,666
People here are
obsessed with sex.

1175
01:00:01,966 --> 01:00:04,068
You know, I'm in AP Calculus.

1176
01:00:04,201 --> 01:00:06,370
But no one ever
talks about that.

1177
01:00:06,971 --> 01:00:08,455
I know what the guys
here say about me.

1178
01:00:08,538 --> 01:00:10,775
But I'm not doing anything
they're not doing.

1179
01:00:10,908 --> 01:00:12,542
Anything they wish
they were doing.

1180
01:00:12,677 --> 01:00:13,911
Exactly.

1181
01:00:14,044 --> 01:00:15,345
Intolerable.

1182
01:00:17,081 --> 01:00:18,816
Yeah, it just really
upsets people here

1183
01:00:18,949 --> 01:00:21,819
that I have a working
brain, and a working vagina.

1184
01:00:26,490 --> 01:00:27,925
Intolerable.

1185
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:30,060
Intolerable.

1186
01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:39,603
<i>♪ On a hill far away ♪</i>

1187
01:00:39,737 --> 01:00:43,908
<i>♪ Stood an old rugged cross ♪</i>

1188
01:00:44,041 --> 01:00:50,881
<i>♪ The emblem Of
suffering and shame ♪</i>

1189
01:00:51,615 --> 01:00:56,053
<i>♪ And I love that old cross ♪</i>

1190
01:00:56,186 --> 01:00:59,957
<i>♪ Where the dearest and best ♪</i>

1191
01:01:00,090 --> 01:01:06,764
<i>♪ For a world of lost
sinners Was slain ♪</i>

1192
01:01:07,064 --> 01:01:08,799
Thank you so much
for coming today.

1193
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,937
-Pastor Ellis, I'm Macy Smart.
-Oh, hi, Macy.

1194
01:01:13,070 --> 01:01:15,139
I hear the church is
looking for a bookkeeper.

1195
01:01:15,272 --> 01:01:16,540
Yes, actually,

1196
01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:18,976
our Miss Rowbottom's
leaving us to get married.

1197
01:01:19,109 --> 01:01:23,047
I have over 15 years experience
in bookkeeping for my husband.

1198
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:25,515
-Okay, and your husband is...
-Dead? Yes.

1199
01:01:25,649 --> 01:01:26,917
Oh.

1200
01:01:27,051 --> 01:01:29,286
His number came up, as
we say in bookkeeping.

1201
01:01:29,419 --> 01:01:30,520
I see.

1202
01:01:31,055 --> 01:01:33,357
Look. Apparently,
I'm a control freak

1203
01:01:33,490 --> 01:01:35,926
with control over absolutely
nothing in my life.

1204
01:01:36,060 --> 01:01:38,896
And I'm also seemingly
dull and uninteresting,

1205
01:01:39,029 --> 01:01:40,931
so perfect for the job.

1206
01:01:41,899 --> 01:01:44,068
I'll see what we can do, Macy.

1207
01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:48,505
It was a lot of this,
watch... Double take.

1208
01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:51,041
Triple take.

1209
01:01:51,508 --> 01:01:53,944
It was so... Oh, my God!

1210
01:01:54,078 --> 01:01:55,813
It was like serving
time in thespian jail.

1211
01:01:55,946 --> 01:01:57,098
And the more I tried to escape,

1212
01:01:57,181 --> 01:01:58,399
the more musicals
they'd put me in.

1213
01:01:58,482 --> 01:01:59,917
That's bizarre, dude.

1214
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:02,386
I know, and I'm fantasizing
about football and tackling

1215
01:02:02,519 --> 01:02:04,922
and for real, this is
what they have me doing.

1216
01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:06,656
On stage, in front of everyone.

1217
01:02:06,791 --> 01:02:08,893
Eight shows a week.
Triple time step!

1218
01:02:10,895 --> 01:02:13,363
It wasn't actually like that.

1219
01:02:13,798 --> 01:02:15,933
It was actually really great.

1220
01:02:16,166 --> 01:02:18,402
Come on! "Moon,
June, croon, tune"

1221
01:02:18,535 --> 01:02:19,655
and the "feelings" bullshit.

1222
01:02:20,337 --> 01:02:22,239
It was so corny
and embarrassing.

1223
01:02:22,372 --> 01:02:24,025
I never told any of my
friends what I was doing

1224
01:02:24,108 --> 01:02:25,575
'cause I know I'd
never live it down.

1225
01:02:25,709 --> 01:02:26,877
It wasn't corny.

1226
01:02:27,011 --> 01:02:28,913
It was corn right
off the cob, Les.

1227
01:02:29,046 --> 01:02:30,480
You just weren't good at it.

1228
01:02:33,183 --> 01:02:35,385
Everything's different up there.

1229
01:02:35,853 --> 01:02:37,421
The energy, the intensity.

1230
01:02:38,055 --> 01:02:39,890
You connect with
everybody simultaneously

1231
01:02:40,024 --> 01:02:41,758
and bring them together.

1232
01:02:41,892 --> 01:02:43,527
That's the opposite of corny.

1233
01:02:44,929 --> 01:02:46,663
-We were good.
-No.

1234
01:02:46,797 --> 01:02:48,665
We were terrible, Les.

1235
01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:51,568
Dad told you we were good,
and you believed him.

1236
01:02:52,903 --> 01:02:54,738
And we were a joke.

1237
01:02:55,005 --> 01:02:57,007
And Dad picked
that joke over us.

1238
01:02:58,909 --> 01:03:00,310
And he died for it.

1239
01:03:01,411 --> 01:03:02,891
I mean, he wanted to be good,

1240
01:03:02,980 --> 01:03:04,414
but you gotta face the truth,

1241
01:03:04,548 --> 01:03:05,983
Dad was the joke.

1242
01:03:07,584 --> 01:03:09,586
Dad was fucking tragic.

1243
01:03:10,254 --> 01:03:12,389
-Take it back!
-Whoa.

1244
01:03:15,392 --> 01:03:19,229
Dad went after what he loved
100%, and that's brave.

1245
01:03:19,363 --> 01:03:22,199
We were special,
and you weren't.

1246
01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:24,601
That's not Dad's fault.

1247
01:03:25,069 --> 01:03:28,205
You're just a boring,
ordinary asshole, Derrick.

1248
01:03:32,742 --> 01:03:34,912
Dad wasn't tragic!

1249
01:03:41,051 --> 01:03:42,786
We were special.

1250
01:03:49,593 --> 01:03:51,561
What are you and
Derrick fighting about?

1251
01:03:55,799 --> 01:03:57,634
I'm not talking
about it with you.

1252
01:03:58,936 --> 01:04:00,237
Okay.

1253
01:04:01,238 --> 01:04:02,172
Why not?

1254
01:04:02,306 --> 01:04:04,241
Because you cheated on Dad.

1255
01:04:08,612 --> 01:04:10,614
Is that what you and
Derrick were fighting about?

1256
01:04:11,548 --> 01:04:12,549
You know...

1257
01:04:13,650 --> 01:04:15,752
I'm gonna be so famous.

1258
01:04:15,886 --> 01:04:19,123
Everyone's gonna piss themselves
wishing they were nicer to me.

1259
01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:21,158
When the money comes in...

1260
01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:24,261
I'm gonna make Kyle my assistant
and treat him terrible.

1261
01:04:24,394 --> 01:04:27,331
No matter what he does,
it's not good enough.

1262
01:04:27,464 --> 01:04:29,784
And when it's time to give him
a raise, I'm gonna fire him.

1263
01:04:32,970 --> 01:04:34,471
Okay, you wanna join me here

1264
01:04:34,604 --> 01:04:36,006
-in reality for a second?
-No.

1265
01:04:36,140 --> 01:04:37,620
Reality sucks. It's
better in my head.

1266
01:04:37,741 --> 01:04:38,741
But it's not real.

1267
01:04:38,842 --> 01:04:40,377
-It's better.
-It's not.

1268
01:04:40,510 --> 01:04:43,447
It's braver to face
things head on.

1269
01:04:45,049 --> 01:04:46,750
Artists appreciate truth.

1270
01:04:47,918 --> 01:04:49,753
You're not an artist.

1271
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,689
Your dreams never happened,
so now you don't dream at all.

1272
01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:54,891
That's the opposite of brave.

1273
01:04:55,025 --> 01:04:58,795
No, you don't dream when you're
just trying to survive, Les.

1274
01:04:58,929 --> 01:05:00,297
That's exactly when you do.

1275
01:05:00,430 --> 01:05:04,568
No, you face facts and
you deal with them.

1276
01:05:04,701 --> 01:05:07,537
Dreams are fine, but dreams
can also destroy you.

1277
01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:09,606
I am trying...

1278
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,675
to protect you, Les.

1279
01:05:11,808 --> 01:05:13,310
That's my job.

1280
01:05:13,443 --> 01:05:14,878
-You're limiting me.
-No.

1281
01:05:15,012 --> 01:05:18,015
You want me to pick the
safest, smallest life possible.

1282
01:05:18,615 --> 01:05:19,916
Honey...

1283
01:05:20,050 --> 01:05:22,686
I'm giving myself five years
to make it in New York.

1284
01:05:22,819 --> 01:05:26,556
I'm not gonna be small
and simple like you.

1285
01:05:28,058 --> 01:05:30,060
I'm going after what I want.

1286
01:05:30,627 --> 01:05:34,231
And I'm dreaming fucking
big, just like my dad.

1287
01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:41,471
You're not ever gonna
forgive me, are you?

1288
01:06:01,992 --> 01:06:03,160
You have everything you need?

1289
01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:05,062
Really?

1290
01:06:05,195 --> 01:06:07,764
Uh, you know what I mean.

1291
01:06:08,698 --> 01:06:10,134
I'm fine.

1292
01:06:11,868 --> 01:06:13,203
Really?

1293
01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:16,706
You know what I mean. Come in.

1294
01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:27,384
You think you're gonna stay?

1295
01:06:29,186 --> 01:06:30,854
I don't know what to think.

1296
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:33,290
I'm just...

1297
01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:35,459
Well...

1298
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:37,961
Questioning everything.

1299
01:06:38,095 --> 01:06:39,296
Yeah.

1300
01:06:40,264 --> 01:06:42,232
I can't even pray.

1301
01:06:43,033 --> 01:06:46,636
Why would I pray to a God that
let Buddy die without faith?

1302
01:06:47,204 --> 01:06:49,373
Plus, Buddy knew he was sick.

1303
01:06:50,774 --> 01:06:53,877
He pretended he was
fine. He never let on.

1304
01:06:54,144 --> 01:06:55,345
Mm.

1305
01:06:57,047 --> 01:07:00,217
I didn't know Buddy well, but...

1306
01:07:01,585 --> 01:07:02,970
I guess he didn't
want you to worry...

1307
01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:04,488
They warned him.

1308
01:07:05,189 --> 01:07:07,491
Buddy and his big dreams.

1309
01:07:07,624 --> 01:07:09,793
That's what killed
him. And I-I...

1310
01:07:09,926 --> 01:07:13,430
I must've known on some level
because I kept begging him...

1311
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,666
I don't know how to forgive him.

1312
01:07:17,401 --> 01:07:19,269
I can't forgive myself.

1313
01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:22,439
-Mm.
-And I don't know how to...

1314
01:07:23,273 --> 01:07:25,642
live my life now without God.

1315
01:07:27,144 --> 01:07:29,346
You know, growing up, uh...

1316
01:07:30,514 --> 01:07:32,782
I always wanted to protect you.

1317
01:07:32,916 --> 01:07:35,152
But you never needed it.

1318
01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:39,856
Who knew I'd be so bad at it?

1319
01:07:39,989 --> 01:07:41,691
No...

1320
01:07:44,094 --> 01:07:47,364
What do you suppose
Buddy'd say about all this?

1321
01:07:51,368 --> 01:07:53,170
On with the show.

1322
01:07:54,171 --> 01:07:55,372
Hm.

1323
01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:00,944
I know what you've
heard about me.

1324
01:08:01,345 --> 01:08:03,813
I don't, you know.

1325
01:08:04,181 --> 01:08:05,915
They all just say
they've been with me

1326
01:08:06,049 --> 01:08:08,118
because they don't wanna
be the only one who hasn't.

1327
01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:10,254
All of 'em.

1328
01:08:12,256 --> 01:08:13,190
It's all good.

1329
01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:17,794
You know, I don't say
anything because, uh...

1330
01:08:18,528 --> 01:08:20,730
you do what you have to
when your last name's Roach.

1331
01:08:22,366 --> 01:08:24,601
I mean, I don't care, it
doesn't bother me, I...

1332
01:08:25,502 --> 01:08:27,237
I'm leaving town anyway.

1333
01:08:27,571 --> 01:08:29,373
I'm moving to LA
to become a singer.

1334
01:08:29,506 --> 01:08:32,609
Don't... Don't go.
I just got here.

1335
01:08:32,742 --> 01:08:35,044
You're messed up, huh?

1336
01:08:35,179 --> 01:08:37,247
Wha... I'm not messed up.

1337
01:08:37,381 --> 01:08:39,316
Uh-huh. No?

1338
01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:41,117
-No, no siree...
-Yeah.

1339
01:08:41,251 --> 01:08:42,852
No, I'm...

1340
01:08:43,187 --> 01:08:44,354
-Okay, yeah, I am.
-Yeah.

1341
01:08:44,488 --> 01:08:46,790
I'm messed up.

1342
01:08:57,334 --> 01:08:58,935
-Okay, slow down.
-Hey.

1343
01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:07,444
Yep, LA.

1344
01:09:09,913 --> 01:09:13,082
Actually, we, um... We
moved here from Milwaukee.

1345
01:09:13,217 --> 01:09:14,218
Mm.

1346
01:09:14,351 --> 01:09:17,187
Yeah, my dad's in manufacturing.

1347
01:09:17,321 --> 01:09:19,489
He worked at the Maybelline
cosmetics factory

1348
01:09:19,623 --> 01:09:21,090
until it shut down there.

1349
01:09:21,525 --> 01:09:23,727
I didn't even get a
fucking lipstick outta it.

1350
01:09:26,095 --> 01:09:27,297
Wha...

1351
01:09:27,431 --> 01:09:30,400
Did you know that
more Playboy Playmates

1352
01:09:30,534 --> 01:09:33,370
come from Milwaukee, than...

1353
01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:41,845
Shit!

1354
01:09:53,890 --> 01:09:55,792
Oh, Dad...

1355
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,927
What's wrong?

1356
01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:01,231
It's just... I don't
even miss my dad.

1357
01:10:01,365 --> 01:10:02,699
I-I don't miss him.

1358
01:10:07,404 --> 01:10:08,605
Fuck.

1359
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,641
My...

1360
01:10:12,376 --> 01:10:14,544
It's just, my dad, um...

1361
01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:22,786
Okay, well, um...

1362
01:10:24,354 --> 01:10:26,623
I still want to, so...

1363
01:10:27,357 --> 01:10:28,837
you can if you want.

1364
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:31,795
Yeah.

1365
01:10:37,634 --> 01:10:39,969
Okay, yeah, Derrick. Off.

1366
01:10:40,103 --> 01:10:41,771
I have to get home.

1367
01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:44,073
What happened?

1368
01:10:45,642 --> 01:10:47,143
You don't remember?

1369
01:10:47,277 --> 01:10:49,078
What?

1370
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:52,181
Whatever, just take me home.

1371
01:10:52,316 --> 01:10:55,084
Wait. We didn't...

1372
01:10:56,986 --> 01:10:59,856
I-I lost my virginity,
and I don't even remember?

1373
01:11:01,190 --> 01:11:02,826
You... You were a virgin?

1374
01:11:04,561 --> 01:11:05,862
You couldn't tell?

1375
01:11:26,650 --> 01:11:28,852
Macy, everything all right?

1376
01:11:30,587 --> 01:11:33,523
Everything's sunshine and Santa
Claus, Pastor. Why do you ask?

1377
01:11:33,657 --> 01:11:35,559
Well, the high
school just called.

1378
01:11:35,692 --> 01:11:38,462
They wanna know if you'd come
in at 1:00 to talk about Les.

1379
01:11:39,896 --> 01:11:42,165
Oh, well...

1380
01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:45,369
he's having a little
trouble adjusting.

1381
01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:51,074
You know, the church has a
pretty big outreach, so...

1382
01:11:51,708 --> 01:11:54,110
You know, you don't have
to do all this alone, Macy.

1383
01:11:54,243 --> 01:11:57,447
Well... I'm taking a
vacation from church.

1384
01:11:57,581 --> 01:12:01,284
Well, you're literally
working... for a church.

1385
01:12:02,952 --> 01:12:05,689
Well... I'm not
working very hard.

1386
01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:09,993
Look, I just meant that I
know how messy it all is.

1387
01:12:10,126 --> 01:12:12,562
And, you know, if
you needed help,

1388
01:12:12,696 --> 01:12:15,298
I'm sure the church could
spring for an analyst.

1389
01:12:15,632 --> 01:12:18,334
I do not need an analyst.

1390
01:12:18,468 --> 01:12:20,404
I face things head on.

1391
01:12:20,537 --> 01:12:22,105
That's what I do.
You know what?

1392
01:12:22,238 --> 01:12:24,474
I hide in the background
and keep my mouth shut

1393
01:12:24,608 --> 01:12:25,775
and get things done.

1394
01:12:25,909 --> 01:12:29,779
If anything, I am too
sensible, too safe.

1395
01:12:29,913 --> 01:12:32,482
As a matter of fact, I resent
this entire conversation.

1396
01:12:32,616 --> 01:12:34,317
I keep a tight reign on things.

1397
01:12:34,451 --> 01:12:37,186
I am managing just fine.
Thank you very much.

1398
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:40,490
I know, I was talking
about a financial analyst.

1399
01:12:40,624 --> 01:12:42,592
I was talking about
the books, Macy.

1400
01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:50,500
I'll let you finish up.

1401
01:13:00,610 --> 01:13:02,045
<i>He said what now?</i>

1402
01:13:02,178 --> 01:13:04,047
God doesn't exist.

1403
01:13:04,180 --> 01:13:06,049
What class was this for?

1404
01:13:06,516 --> 01:13:07,717
PE.

1405
01:13:07,851 --> 01:13:09,052
PE?

1406
01:13:09,285 --> 01:13:10,554
Coach Gifford was saying

1407
01:13:10,687 --> 01:13:12,922
that it would take an act
of God for Les to pass PE

1408
01:13:13,056 --> 01:13:15,324
if he continues the way he is.

1409
01:13:15,459 --> 01:13:16,660
And he responded with...

1410
01:13:16,793 --> 01:13:19,128
Did the coach ask him
what he does believe in?

1411
01:13:19,262 --> 01:13:20,564
'Cause I'd like to know.

1412
01:13:20,697 --> 01:13:23,066
That is a pretty bold statement.

1413
01:13:23,199 --> 01:13:27,070
What... What do you
believe in, if not God?

1414
01:13:27,471 --> 01:13:29,005
I don't know, just...

1415
01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:32,676
Me, I guess.

1416
01:13:33,877 --> 01:13:37,013
You're 14. You're 14 years old.

1417
01:13:37,146 --> 01:13:38,181
I-I know.

1418
01:13:39,816 --> 01:13:42,418
I second guess myself
every 15 minutes!

1419
01:13:42,552 --> 01:13:44,554
That's an
extraordinary statement

1420
01:13:44,688 --> 01:13:46,139
-for a 14-year-old to make...
-Mrs. Smart...

1421
01:13:46,222 --> 01:13:47,957
Who thinks like that at 14?

1422
01:13:48,091 --> 01:13:49,493
I don't think you understand...

1423
01:13:49,626 --> 01:13:52,161
His dad had trouble with God
too. Les takes after him.

1424
01:13:52,295 --> 01:13:54,080
And he hates the hell
out of me right now.

1425
01:13:55,765 --> 01:13:59,135
But God bless you, Les, if
you'll excuse the expression,

1426
01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:01,671
'cause I know how
you feel about Him.

1427
01:14:01,805 --> 01:14:04,508
But it's a little like
having his dad back.

1428
01:14:04,641 --> 01:14:06,876
I don't think you
understand, Mrs. Smart.

1429
01:14:07,010 --> 01:14:09,112
If he continues this way
there's a good chance

1430
01:14:09,245 --> 01:14:10,814
that Les will fail PE.

1431
01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:14,250
Oh, he's failing PE! Just
wrap your head around that.

1432
01:14:14,383 --> 01:14:17,020
But, he'll make it up in
another way, it'll be fine.

1433
01:14:17,153 --> 01:14:20,490
He could be the football
team's mascot maybe.

1434
01:14:20,624 --> 01:14:22,091
We're... We're still, um...

1435
01:14:22,659 --> 01:14:23,827
Um...

1436
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:25,045
-What are we?
-The Beavers.

1437
01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:27,163
Beavers! Dress him
up like a beaver.

1438
01:14:33,603 --> 01:14:34,971
Whoo!

1439
01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:37,440
Mom, are you drunk?

1440
01:14:37,574 --> 01:14:39,475
Do not talk to me like that.

1441
01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:42,011
No, you don't!

1442
01:14:42,746 --> 01:14:44,113
Can you believe he's...

1443
01:14:44,247 --> 01:14:46,115
This is not about
me. This is just...

1444
01:14:50,386 --> 01:14:52,622
<i>You probably like
lox for breakfast.</i>

1445
01:14:52,756 --> 01:14:55,458
But there's no salmon
fishing near here.

1446
01:14:55,892 --> 01:14:58,061
Now, bass toast...

1447
01:14:58,795 --> 01:15:01,965
is an undiscovered
meal you're gonna love.

1448
01:15:04,033 --> 01:15:07,170
Say... how do you
like your school?

1449
01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:09,939
They don't get me here.

1450
01:15:11,975 --> 01:15:14,978
You think I give a
shit if people get me?

1451
01:15:16,112 --> 01:15:18,782
You are who you are, that's it.

1452
01:15:19,883 --> 01:15:23,887
Maybe they'll, uh...
they'll get you tomorrow.

1453
01:15:25,722 --> 01:15:27,657
Maybe they'll catch up.

1454
01:15:27,791 --> 01:15:30,526
The thing of it is,
by the time they do...

1455
01:15:30,827 --> 01:15:32,862
you won't give a shit either.

1456
01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:37,133
Hmm.

1457
01:15:38,802 --> 01:15:40,536
How come you stopped
seeing each other?

1458
01:15:40,837 --> 01:15:42,271
You and Mom.

1459
01:15:43,707 --> 01:15:45,241
'Cause we're idiots.

1460
01:15:46,710 --> 01:15:49,679
I was so pissed off...

1461
01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:52,015
when she left town
with your dad.

1462
01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:55,985
She was engaged
to my best friend,

1463
01:15:56,119 --> 01:15:59,088
and I couldn't understand how
she turned her back on all of us

1464
01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:01,591
for a guy she'd known
for, like, a week.

1465
01:16:02,592 --> 01:16:04,661
Nobody saw it coming.

1466
01:16:05,161 --> 01:16:06,529
Oh...

1467
01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:09,198
We fought and just, uh...

1468
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:13,436
measured and doled out the exact
amount of love and affection

1469
01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:17,206
we thought the other was giving
and gave that exact amount back.

1470
01:16:18,441 --> 01:16:20,143
Stupid shit.

1471
01:16:20,610 --> 01:16:22,178
Hey, you want, uh...

1472
01:16:25,715 --> 01:16:27,717
You want butter or cream cheese?

1473
01:16:29,318 --> 01:16:30,453
On bass?

1474
01:16:30,586 --> 01:16:31,821
Yeah.

1475
01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:33,790
Butter.

1476
01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:38,327
I stayed put here all my life.

1477
01:16:38,461 --> 01:16:41,798
Freakin'... Kansas, man.

1478
01:16:44,801 --> 01:16:46,870
I don't know, maybe
she was smart.

1479
01:16:52,008 --> 01:16:54,811
You should make up
with your brother.

1480
01:16:59,849 --> 01:17:01,685
She's falling down
a rabbit hole,

1481
01:17:01,818 --> 01:17:03,820
and I don't know how to help.

1482
01:17:25,842 --> 01:17:29,578
Oh, For God's sake. You would
all make the worst spies ever.

1483
01:17:30,947 --> 01:17:32,315
-Happy birthday!
-Happy birthday!

1484
01:17:32,448 --> 01:17:35,351
Oh, yay!

1485
01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:38,387
Another year older.

1486
01:17:38,521 --> 01:17:42,058
Here's to the decay of my
body and growing old alone.

1487
01:17:42,191 --> 01:17:45,995
Here, this came in the
mail a few days ago.

1488
01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:48,765
Derrick...

1489
01:17:48,898 --> 01:17:51,868
Would you open it up?
Your mother is hung.

1490
01:17:52,568 --> 01:17:53,937
That's a line from <i>Auntie Mame.</i>

1491
01:17:54,070 --> 01:17:56,873
It's just a line from life
now. You can forget all that.

1492
01:17:58,241 --> 01:17:59,575
It's a Bible.

1493
01:17:59,709 --> 01:18:02,812
It's probably from one of
the many churches in Jersey.

1494
01:18:03,446 --> 01:18:04,848
Let me see it.

1495
01:18:08,384 --> 01:18:09,518
Nice Bible.

1496
01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:31,841
I don't understand.

1497
01:18:32,675 --> 01:18:34,010
Who's it from?

1498
01:18:36,145 --> 01:18:37,546
Buddy.

1499
01:18:38,982 --> 01:18:40,316
Let me see the postmark.

1500
01:18:40,449 --> 01:18:42,852
Really? You think it's
going to say "Kingdom Come?"

1501
01:18:44,453 --> 01:18:47,957
Akron, Ohio. Yeah, it was
forwarded from our last address.

1502
01:18:49,092 --> 01:18:51,895
I... I remember him getting it.

1503
01:18:52,028 --> 01:18:53,863
It's engraved.

1504
01:18:53,997 --> 01:18:56,465
Leather bound, he
spent money on this.

1505
01:18:57,233 --> 01:18:58,667
We were in the book store.

1506
01:18:58,802 --> 01:19:01,637
It was... kind of random.

1507
01:19:01,771 --> 01:19:03,072
But...

1508
01:19:04,407 --> 01:19:06,142
the effort he went to...

1509
01:19:06,910 --> 01:19:08,444
It made him really happy.

1510
01:19:09,412 --> 01:19:10,579
Then...

1511
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:13,116
I mean, on, I-I...

1512
01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:18,354
on some level...

1513
01:19:18,988 --> 01:19:21,290
for him to give
me this, I mean...

1514
01:19:24,727 --> 01:19:28,231
Maybe he accepted God a little.

1515
01:19:29,298 --> 01:19:31,835
Maybe even just
for my sake, right?

1516
01:19:34,303 --> 01:19:35,438
Yeah.

1517
01:19:35,571 --> 01:19:37,006
Okay.

1518
01:19:37,473 --> 01:19:39,475
Okay, wait, wait, wait.

1519
01:19:46,249 --> 01:19:49,018
We're going to church.
Now. All of us. Let's go.

1520
01:19:49,152 --> 01:19:51,154
What? Really? We're
going to church? Now?

1521
01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:53,923
He's not gonna
be in purgatory.

1522
01:19:54,057 --> 01:19:56,059
I can make it up to him.

1523
01:19:56,192 --> 01:19:58,527
I-I was just laying
here thinking...

1524
01:19:58,661 --> 01:20:01,931
Buddy died never having
found faith, but I was wrong.

1525
01:20:02,065 --> 01:20:04,167
He had so much faith in us.

1526
01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:07,236
What're you all
standing there for?

1527
01:20:07,370 --> 01:20:08,604
-Move! Go!
-All right.

1528
01:20:08,737 --> 01:20:09,737
-Church?
-Go!

1529
01:20:09,839 --> 01:20:11,307
-Go!
-Church...

1530
01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:12,876
Yay. Happy birthday.

1531
01:20:23,452 --> 01:20:24,487
So...

1532
01:20:26,722 --> 01:20:29,458
you really think he found
God all of a sudden?

1533
01:20:31,594 --> 01:20:33,296
Maybe he did.

1534
01:20:34,864 --> 01:20:36,599
In what reality?

1535
01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:38,401
I don't buy it.

1536
01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:42,471
I don't see what's so
great about reality.

1537
01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:45,274
It just doesn't work for me.

1538
01:20:49,112 --> 01:20:51,447
How'd you get it
postmarked from Akron?

1539
01:20:56,285 --> 01:20:57,386
What?

1540
01:20:57,620 --> 01:20:59,055
That was genius.

1541
01:21:00,723 --> 01:21:01,891
I didn't.

1542
01:21:03,159 --> 01:21:04,360
You didn't?

1543
01:21:04,928 --> 01:21:06,129
I didn't.

1544
01:21:09,899 --> 01:21:11,534
I got Ernie Saracino to.

1545
01:21:13,602 --> 01:21:14,803
There it is.

1546
01:21:15,271 --> 01:21:17,173
It got her out of
bed, didn't it?

1547
01:21:17,306 --> 01:21:18,607
So what?

1548
01:21:18,942 --> 01:21:20,093
Now we just spend
the rest of our lives

1549
01:21:20,176 --> 01:21:21,677
pretending Dad found God?

1550
01:21:22,645 --> 01:21:23,980
Who's it hurting?

1551
01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:26,449
Ruth Gordon said, "Some
days you have to lie."

1552
01:21:29,785 --> 01:21:31,820
You pretend you don't
know me in school.

1553
01:21:31,955 --> 01:21:33,256
You're good with that lie.

1554
01:21:34,690 --> 01:21:35,724
Look.

1555
01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:40,429
You're gonna move to New
York, and you'll fit in there.

1556
01:21:41,030 --> 01:21:43,432
And you're gonna be
really successful.

1557
01:21:44,633 --> 01:21:45,969
I'm... I'm not.

1558
01:21:47,203 --> 01:21:49,805
I need to fit in here, and...

1559
01:21:50,073 --> 01:21:51,707
I just can't with you around.

1560
01:21:52,675 --> 01:21:54,443
You think I'm going
to be successful?

1561
01:21:54,577 --> 01:21:57,346
I'm... I'm not
talented like you, Les.

1562
01:21:58,247 --> 01:22:00,649
Shit, I'm not even
talented for Kansas.

1563
01:22:03,052 --> 01:22:06,255
Dad thought what people don't
like about you in school,

1564
01:22:06,389 --> 01:22:08,224
they're gonna love
about you on the page.

1565
01:22:09,458 --> 01:22:11,527
I mean, he thought you
were gonna be a writer.

1566
01:22:14,430 --> 01:22:16,565
And I'm never really
gonna get to know him now.

1567
01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:20,736
'Cause I'm an idiot.

1568
01:22:22,571 --> 01:22:25,874
You're not just
an idiot, Derrick.

1569
01:22:27,110 --> 01:22:29,012
No one's just one thing.

1570
01:22:30,546 --> 01:22:32,348
You're also selfish and unfair.

1571
01:22:32,481 --> 01:22:34,083
Okay.

1572
01:22:36,619 --> 01:22:39,155
I think we treat each other
terribly 'cause we're family.

1573
01:22:39,288 --> 01:22:40,623
And we know we can.

1574
01:22:52,168 --> 01:22:54,037
Wanna hear something funny?

1575
01:22:56,172 --> 01:22:58,341
I tried out for the
football team here.

1576
01:23:00,876 --> 01:23:02,145
I didn't make it.

1577
01:23:04,447 --> 01:23:07,850
<i>♪ O holy night ♪</i>

1578
01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:12,988
<i>♪ The stars Are
brightly shining ♪</i>

1579
01:23:13,122 --> 01:23:15,858
<i>♪ It is the night ♪</i>

1580
01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:20,696
<i>♪ Of our dear Savior's birth ♪</i>

1581
01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:25,268
<i>♪ Long lay the world ♪</i>

1582
01:23:25,401 --> 01:23:30,139
<i>♪ In sin and error pining ♪</i>

1583
01:23:30,273 --> 01:23:33,008
<i>♪ Till He appeared ♪</i>

1584
01:23:33,142 --> 01:23:39,148
<i>♪ And the soul felt its worth ♪</i>

1585
01:23:39,282 --> 01:23:43,052
<i>♪ A thrill of hope ♪</i>

1586
01:23:43,186 --> 01:23:47,190
<i>♪ The weary world rejoices ♪</i>

1587
01:23:47,323 --> 01:23:50,959
<i>♪ For yonder breaks ♪</i>

1588
01:23:51,294 --> 01:23:55,364
<i>♪ A new and glorious morn' ♪</i>

1589
01:23:55,498 --> 01:23:58,234
<i>♪ Fall ♪</i>

1590
01:23:58,367 --> 01:24:02,871
<i>♪ On your knees ♪</i>

1591
01:24:03,005 --> 01:24:05,908
<i>♪ O hear ♪</i>

1592
01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:10,746
<i>♪ The angel voices ♪</i>

1593
01:24:10,879 --> 01:24:14,750
<i>♪ O night ♪</i>

1594
01:24:14,883 --> 01:24:17,820
<i>♪ Divine ♪</i>

1595
01:24:17,953 --> 01:24:21,056
<i>♪ O night ♪</i>

1596
01:24:21,190 --> 01:24:25,728
<i>♪ When Christ was born ♪</i>

1597
01:24:25,861 --> 01:24:30,032
<i>♪ O night ♪</i>

1598
01:24:30,166 --> 01:24:34,737
<i>♪ Divine ♪</i>

1599
01:24:34,870 --> 01:24:38,874
<i>♪ O night ♪</i>

1600
01:24:39,242 --> 01:24:45,281
<i>♪ O night divine ♪</i>

1601
01:24:54,690 --> 01:24:56,192
-Thank you.
-Thank you, Macy.

1602
01:25:05,401 --> 01:25:06,835
Look, I've been thinking.

1603
01:25:08,271 --> 01:25:13,909
I never wanna hear you say you
only have five years to make it.

1604
01:25:14,343 --> 01:25:15,528
I played that card
with your father,

1605
01:25:15,611 --> 01:25:17,246
and it made us both miserable.

1606
01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:20,716
It's like starting a race with
100 extra pounds on your back.

1607
01:25:20,849 --> 01:25:23,252
You're either all
in or you're not.

1608
01:25:23,452 --> 01:25:25,454
-You hear me?
-Yeah.

1609
01:25:26,555 --> 01:25:28,591
And don't get so
comfortable here.

1610
01:25:29,024 --> 01:25:30,459
We're leaving.

1611
01:25:33,496 --> 01:25:34,797
Come on, let's go.

1612
01:25:46,742 --> 01:25:48,677
-You wanna take a break?
-Hmm?

1613
01:25:48,811 --> 01:25:51,030
I mean... You let me know if
I'm working you too hard, okay?

1614
01:25:51,113 --> 01:25:52,381
Oh, no, I'm good.

1615
01:25:52,515 --> 01:25:53,982
Seriously, Les, give me a hand.

1616
01:25:54,116 --> 01:25:55,318
Oh.

1617
01:25:57,953 --> 01:25:59,488
Well...

1618
01:25:59,622 --> 01:26:01,690
...you still look terrible.

1619
01:26:02,525 --> 01:26:04,393
But I don't feel terrible.

1620
01:26:04,993 --> 01:26:07,463
Anyway, you oughta see
what I'm looking at.

1621
01:26:09,232 --> 01:26:11,513
Are we staying in empty houses
Dee Baskin's selling again?

1622
01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:14,069
I negotiated a better
deal than that.

1623
01:26:14,203 --> 01:26:15,804
Especially after I
heard Joe Henley,

1624
01:26:15,938 --> 01:26:17,373
who took over for Buddy,

1625
01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:19,308
tanked in Milwaukee doing

1626
01:26:19,442 --> 01:26:22,077
<i>Death of a Salesman,</i>
of all things.

1627
01:26:22,211 --> 01:26:23,779
If we get our shot in Milwaukee,

1628
01:26:23,912 --> 01:26:26,882
we're gonna do a full season
of nothing but Neil Simon.

1629
01:26:27,015 --> 01:26:28,517
Money in the bank.

1630
01:26:28,651 --> 01:26:30,251
What if we don't
get Milwaukee?

1631
01:26:30,353 --> 01:26:31,854
We'll get it.

1632
01:26:31,987 --> 01:26:34,156
Anyway, I've got a couple
of tricks up my sleeves.

1633
01:26:34,290 --> 01:26:37,025
Good things are coming, boys.
I can feel it in my bones.

1634
01:26:37,159 --> 01:26:38,159
Mm.

1635
01:26:38,261 --> 01:26:40,028
Maybe that's arthritis.

1636
01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:45,834
Feels weird doing
this without Dad.

1637
01:26:45,968 --> 01:26:48,837
Well, I guess that
makes us weirdos again.

1638
01:26:50,239 --> 01:26:52,741
Derrick, step it up. If you
make me late for Ed Monroe...

1639
01:26:52,875 --> 01:26:55,478
Seriously? I'm literally the
only one doing work here.

1640
01:26:55,611 --> 01:26:57,313
Talk back and I'll
put you center stage

1641
01:26:57,446 --> 01:26:58,847
in every dance
number this summer.

1642
01:26:58,981 --> 01:27:00,849
No, no, way. I'm not
doing another musical.

1643
01:27:00,983 --> 01:27:02,618
Triple time step
under the spotlight.

1644
01:27:02,751 --> 01:27:04,437
No, uh, you... you can't...
You can't make me do it.

1645
01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:06,889
I'm a woman drunk with power.
I will make you do mime.

1646
01:27:08,557 --> 01:27:10,793
Come on, let's go.
Say goodbye to Walter.

1647
01:27:13,161 --> 01:27:14,830
-Bye.
-See ya.

1648
01:27:33,516 --> 01:27:36,285
Thank you, Walter.

1649
01:27:39,221 --> 01:27:40,489
Anytime.

1650
01:27:43,326 --> 01:27:44,326
Hey.

1651
01:27:54,803 --> 01:27:56,522
-Come on, Mom.
-Yeah, I'm coming.

1652
01:28:15,958 --> 01:28:17,125
God.

1653
01:28:19,695 --> 01:28:21,930
When I was 29, I
joined the U.S.O.

1654
01:28:22,064 --> 01:28:25,801
I had no particular talent, but
I didn't let that get in my way.

1655
01:28:27,102 --> 01:28:28,220
You felt it was
your patriotic duty?

1656
01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:30,839
I was single. I was 29.

1657
01:28:30,973 --> 01:28:32,541
I went for the boys.

1658
01:28:35,043 --> 01:28:38,046
Keep that swagger, remember
to smile and have fun.

1659
01:28:38,180 --> 01:28:39,114
Off you go.

1660
01:28:39,247 --> 01:28:40,449
Sparkle!

1661
01:28:41,884 --> 01:28:44,019
Could you put these at
stage-left prop table for me?

1662
01:28:44,152 --> 01:28:45,152
Thank you so much.

1663
01:28:45,253 --> 01:28:47,390
Places, guys, have a great show.

1664
01:28:48,023 --> 01:28:49,992
Good show, good show.

1665
01:28:50,125 --> 01:28:51,159
Uh... You!

1666
01:28:51,293 --> 01:28:53,496
You did good in your one scene.

1667
01:28:53,629 --> 01:28:55,531
But you're done, one and done.

1668
01:28:55,664 --> 01:28:56,982
You take another step
toward that stage,

1669
01:28:57,065 --> 01:28:58,667
it'll be your last
step, Lester Smart.

1670
01:28:58,801 --> 01:29:00,335
Mom, I'm nowhere near the stage.

1671
01:29:00,469 --> 01:29:03,238
Mom. Can we have
the keys to the car?

1672
01:29:03,472 --> 01:29:05,207
If I can find 'em.

1673
01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:06,842
Go, go, go!

1674
01:29:42,778 --> 01:29:44,480
How's the house?

1675
01:30:05,267 --> 01:30:07,536
What are you up to, Les?

1676
01:30:10,706 --> 01:30:13,676
-Just... Just watching.
-Hmm.

1677
01:30:20,148 --> 01:30:21,416
Go.

1678
01:30:53,749 --> 01:31:00,388
<i>♪ One singular sensation
Every little step he takes ♪</i>

1679
01:31:01,323 --> 01:31:07,295
<i>♪ One thrilling combination
Every move that he makes ♪</i>

1680
01:31:09,064 --> 01:31:15,403
<i>♪ One smile and suddenly
Nobody else will do ♪</i>

1681
01:31:16,271 --> 01:31:23,045
<i>♪ You know you'll never be
Lonely with you-know-who ♪</i>

1682
01:31:23,178 --> 01:31:29,384
<i>♪ One moment in his presence
And you can't forget the rest ♪</i>

1683
01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:37,526
<i>♪ For the guy is second
best To none, son ♪</i>

1684
01:31:37,660 --> 01:31:39,427
<i>♪ Ooh! Sigh! ♪</i>

1685
01:31:39,562 --> 01:31:41,263
<i>♪ Give him your attention ♪</i>

1686
01:31:41,396 --> 01:31:44,800
<i>♪ Do I Really
have to mention ♪</i>

1687
01:31:44,933 --> 01:31:51,039
<i>♪ He's the one ♪</i>

1688
01:31:56,211 --> 01:31:58,914
<i>♪ She walks into a
room And you know ♪</i>

1689
01:31:59,047 --> 01:32:01,216
<i>♪ She's uncommonly
rare Very unique ♪</i>

1690
01:32:01,349 --> 01:32:03,451
<i>♪ Peripatetic
Poetic and chic ♪</i>

1691
01:32:03,586 --> 01:32:06,254
♪ <i>She walks into a
room And you know ♪</i>

1692
01:32:06,388 --> 01:32:08,957
<i>♪ From her maddening
poise Effortless whirl ♪</i>

1693
01:32:09,091 --> 01:32:10,458
<i>♪ She's a special girl ♪</i>

1694
01:32:10,593 --> 01:32:14,262
<i>♪ Strolling ♪</i>

1695
01:32:14,730 --> 01:32:16,198
<i>♪ Can't help ♪</i>

1696
01:32:16,464 --> 01:32:20,903
<i>♪ All of her
qualities Extolling ♪</i>

1697
01:32:21,269 --> 01:32:23,338
<i>♪ Loaded with charisma Is ma ♪</i>

1698
01:32:23,471 --> 01:32:25,373
<i>♪ Jauntily sauntering
Ambling shambler ♪</i>

1699
01:32:25,507 --> 01:32:28,110
<i>♪ She walks into a
room And you know ♪</i>

1700
01:32:28,243 --> 01:32:30,478
<i>♪ You must shuffle
along Join the parade ♪</i>

1701
01:32:30,613 --> 01:32:32,981
<i>♪ She's the quintessence
Of making the grade ♪</i>

1702
01:32:33,115 --> 01:32:36,451
<i>♪ This is whatcha
call Traveling ♪</i>

1703
01:32:36,585 --> 01:32:38,153
<i>♪ Oh strut your stuff! ♪</i>

1704
01:32:38,286 --> 01:32:43,291
<i>♪ Can't get enough of her ♪</i>

1705
01:32:43,425 --> 01:32:46,995
<i>♪ Love her! ♪</i>

1706
01:32:47,429 --> 01:32:52,968
<i>♪ I'm a son of a gun
She is one of a kind! ♪</i>

1707
01:32:53,802 --> 01:32:54,970
<i>♪ One ♪</i>

1708
01:32:55,103 --> 01:32:56,639
<i>♪ She walks into a room ♪</i>

1709
01:32:56,772 --> 01:32:58,257
<i>-♪ Singular sensation ♪
-♪ And you know she's ♪</i>

1710
01:32:58,340 --> 01:32:59,625
<i>♪ Uncommonly rare
Very unique ♪</i>

1711
01:32:59,708 --> 01:33:00,475
<i>♪ Peripatetic
Poetic and chic ♪</i>

1712
01:33:00,609 --> 01:33:01,777
<i>♪ One ♪</i>

1713
01:33:01,910 --> 01:33:03,679
<i>♪ She walks into a room ♪</i>

1714
01:33:03,812 --> 01:33:05,330
<i>-♪ Thrilling combination ♪
-♪ And you know from her ♪</i>

1715
01:33:05,413 --> 01:33:06,766
<i>♪ Maddening poise
Effortless whirl ♪</i>

1716
01:33:06,849 --> 01:33:09,484
<i>♪ She's a special
girl Strolling ♪</i>

1717
01:33:09,618 --> 01:33:12,354
<i>♪ One smile and
suddenly Nobody else ♪</i>

1718
01:33:12,487 --> 01:33:14,056
<i>-♪ Can't help ♪
-♪ Will do ♪</i>

1719
01:33:14,189 --> 01:33:16,224
<i>♪ All of her
qualities Extolling ♪</i>

1720
01:33:16,358 --> 01:33:18,526
<i>♪ You know You'll
never be lonely ♪</i>

1721
01:33:18,661 --> 01:33:20,412
<i>-♪ With you-know-who ♪
-♪ Loaded with charisma ♪</i>

1722
01:33:20,495 --> 01:33:22,765
<i>♪ Is ma jauntily sauntering
Ambling shambler ♪</i>

1723
01:33:22,898 --> 01:33:25,200
<i>♪ She walks into a
room And you know ♪</i>

1724
01:33:25,333 --> 01:33:27,602
<i>♪ You must shuffle
along Join the parade ♪</i>

1725
01:33:27,736 --> 01:33:29,421
<i>♪ She's the quintessence
Of making the grade ♪</i>

1726
01:33:29,504 --> 01:33:33,241
<i>♪ This is whatcha
call Traveling ♪</i>

1727
01:33:33,575 --> 01:33:34,977
<i>♪ Oh, strut your stuff! ♪</i>

1728
01:33:35,110 --> 01:33:39,815
<i>♪ Can't get enough of her ♪</i>

1729
01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:43,351
<i>♪ Love her! ♪</i>

1730
01:33:43,485 --> 01:33:45,788
<i>-♪ I'm a son of a gun ♪</i>
<i>-♪ She's the... ♪</i>

1731
01:33:45,921 --> 01:33:50,492
<i>-♪ She is one of a kind! ♪</i>
<i>-♪ One ♪</i>

1732
01:34:00,903 --> 01:34:02,070
<i>♪ One! ♪</i>

1733
01:34:02,938 --> 01:34:07,976
<i>♪ Singular sensation Every
little step she takes ♪</i>

1734
01:34:08,110 --> 01:34:11,279
<i>♪ One! Thrilling combination ♪</i>

1735
01:34:11,413 --> 01:34:14,149
<i>♪ Every move that she makes ♪</i>

1736
01:34:15,650 --> 01:34:21,690
<i>♪ One smile and suddenly
Nobody else will do ♪</i>

1737
01:34:22,524 --> 01:34:29,131
<i>♪ You know you'll never be
Lonely with you-know-who ♪</i>

1738
01:34:29,264 --> 01:34:30,966
<i>♪ One! ♪</i>

1739
01:34:31,099 --> 01:34:34,937
<i>♪ Moment in her presence And
you can't forget the rest ♪</i>

1740
01:34:36,304 --> 01:34:41,309
<i>♪ For the girl Is
second-best to none ♪</i>

1741
01:34:41,443 --> 01:34:43,311
<i>♪ Son ♪</i>

1742
01:34:43,445 --> 01:34:44,847
<i>♪ Ooh! Sigh! ♪</i>

1743
01:34:44,980 --> 01:34:46,782
<i>♪ Give her your attention ♪</i>

1744
01:34:46,915 --> 01:34:50,018
<i>♪ Do I really have to mention ♪</i>

1745
01:34:50,152 --> 01:34:53,588
<i>♪ She's the ♪</i>

1746
01:34:53,722 --> 01:34:57,492
<i>♪ She's the ♪</i>

1747
01:34:57,625 --> 01:35:03,198
<i>♪ She's the one! ♪</i>