1 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:08,217 Ashley? 2 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:09,944 Look, pop, I know you don't want me here. 3 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:11,154 Well, you know where the door is. 4 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,072 Ruby: You've seen how powerful my children have become. 5 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:15,575 We gotta retrieve that necronomicon before they get their hands on it. 6 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:17,768 - Where'd you put it? - Kelly: The best hiding place 7 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:20,354 you could think of was a fucking corpse?! 8 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:26,109 This town is only big enough for one asshole... me. 9 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:28,487 - We gotta get out of here. - Kelly: Stop! 10 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,197 Beat it. Roads are for cars. 11 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,925 Fuck you! You need to watch where you're going! 12 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,343 But I don't see the book. Where is it? 13 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,577 It's locked up in the delta, safe and sound. 14 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:36,995 - Jefe, it's the delta! - Hey! 15 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:47,673 I only you j“ 16 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:53,220 j“ cared when I needed a friend j“ 17 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:59,226 j“ believed in me through thick and thin j” 18 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,229 I this song is for you I 19 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:09,111 I filled with gratitude and love... I 20 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:11,947 miss you, baby. 21 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:13,657 Look at him. 22 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,904 Man, that car's been with him through thick and thin. 23 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:19,371 War and peace. It was his everything. 24 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:23,166 I mean, it didn't even have a cd player, though. 25 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,252 True that. 26 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,046 But he loved it. 27 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:36,680 Girl: I cannot believe you guys jacked this from ashy slashy. 28 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:38,807 - Are you insane? - Boy: 0h, relax. 29 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:40,892 That's all just an urban myth. 30 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,854 Okay, not what I meant, you know. 31 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:47,041 My dad's the sheriff, it's not a great look if I get busted for Grand Theft Auto. 32 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:50,152 It's not grand theft if the car's worth $30. 33 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,529 Look, I just don't want to give my dad 34 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:54,340 another reason to get pissed off, you guys. 35 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,844 He's been totally on edge ever since this ash guy came to town. 36 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:58,327 Lace, don't stress. 37 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,287 All right, after we smoke this dude's stash, 38 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,414 we'll dump his piece-of-shit car somewhere. 39 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:06,126 - No one will ever know about it. - Okay, cut it out, Tyler. 40 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,294 Sorry. 41 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,541 It doesn't help that your pervert friend is watching. 42 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,214 Lacey: Eww! 43 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,550 Fine, but I'm taking the weed. 44 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,677 Wait up. 45 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:20,015 Come on, pervert. 46 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,397 I precious friend... I 47 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,073 Hey, didn't your mom used to bone old hatchet hand? 48 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,950 - Uh... - It's a chainsaw, brah. 49 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:41,161 No, they were just friends, eww. 50 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,080 She totally banged him. 51 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:47,084 She was like, “oh, ashy slashy!" 52 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,628 Eww, cut it out! God. 53 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:56,426 Uh, let's take a break. You need to cool off. 54 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,762 Well, hey... 55 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:03,433 I think we should both be able to express our feelings physically. 56 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:07,729 Oh, god. I've never met anyone like you. 57 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:13,151 "Verata..." 58 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:16,530 "Kanda..." 59 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:22,327 - I guess what I'm trying to say is... - "...Misartra..." 60 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:26,373 "Me-stro-bean." 61 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,751 Oh, holy shit! 62 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,795 What the fuck was that?! 63 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:35,173 - I love you, too. - Huh? 64 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,343 But the car, and uh... 65 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:41,847 Uh... never mind. 66 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,101 Oh, yeah. 67 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:48,395 Oh, yeah. 68 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,147 Whoa! Fuck! 69 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,065 Ah, what the fu... 70 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:05,412 - Time to go. - Go where? 71 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:08,623 Get the necronomicon back before it falls into the wrong hands. 72 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:11,352 - Ash: What do you think you're doing? - Ruby: Fixing your mistake. 73 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,836 Ash: I don't think so, bossy. 74 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:16,339 This is my team, and they go where I tell them, not you. 75 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,674 Forget the stupid book. 76 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,986 Chasing that thing's only going to give you a leg cramp. 77 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,678 You don't know what you're talking about. 78 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,180 Oh, I don't? 79 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,783 You're the one who grew up your entire life looking for that book, 80 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,142 and you never found it. 81 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:30,687 Me on the other hand, I can't fart without tripping over that thing. 82 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:32,063 And I fart a lot. 83 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,732 All right, then, please tell me 84 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:36,026 what is your genius plan for getting the book back? 85 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,195 Oh, I'll tell you. First things first. 86 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,446 Uh... 87 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,337 Kelly: What the hell is pink fuck? 88 00:04:55,504 --> 00:05:00,175 Pink fuck is a proprietary mix of liqueurs and spirits 89 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:03,345 garnished with orange rind, and, um, nutmeg. 90 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,931 Oh, and... 91 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,267 There's a shit ton of ketamine in it. 92 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:10,602 Got it. 93 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:13,063 Uh, second question, who the hell is this guy? 94 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:16,358 Well, come on, seriously? You've never heard me talk about Chet? 95 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,026 "No fret Chet?" My main man? 96 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:20,612 - My number one partner... - Both: In crime! 97 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:22,489 Never formally charged. 98 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,136 Back in high school, me and Chet, man, 99 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,034 we used to throw the most righteous parties. 100 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:29,246 People would come from far and wide for a taste of sweet... 101 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:31,081 Both: Pink fuck! 102 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:33,917 - Here you go. Try it. - Nah, I'm good. 103 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,753 Uh, why not? Are you a cop? 104 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:40,799 No, dude, I just don't feel like drinking a glass of ketamine right now. 105 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:41,967 Or ever! 106 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:45,762 Ash: She's not a cop, but I have never seen her do ketamine. 107 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,311 Solidarity! Till the wheels fall off! 108 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:56,606 So, the sugar is hurting my teeth. 109 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:59,317 And, uh, I'm pretty... uh... 110 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:00,902 My tongue is numb. 111 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:03,113 And it's not... 112 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,621 Hey, how about you, slim? 113 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,790 Want to try a pink fuck, hold the pink? 114 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,917 Chet: Ow! 115 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:19,170 Mm. This feels so nice. 116 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:22,299 - That's what brings the crowds in. - That's what I'm counting on. 117 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:25,844 Chet, what do you say, we cook up a big batch of happy, 118 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:27,804 and throw one of our epic parties tonight? 119 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,973 And the kids who stole your car will show up. 120 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:33,018 - That's a genius plan, jefe. - Thanks, Pablo. 121 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,478 It's not the worst plan. 122 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,272 Till the wheels fall off, brother. 123 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,614 Both: K-hole! Yeah! 124 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,658 Amber! Tyler! 125 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,744 Honeymoon's over! 126 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:02,589 Oh, my god. 127 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,884 What's going on? 128 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:12,974 Tyler? Amber? Are you there? 129 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:25,654 Dude... 130 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:32,702 - Holy... - Shit. 131 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,349 Come on, let's go! 132 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:46,216 Lacey: What is... what is happening? I'm not doing this! 133 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:53,348 Oh, my god. What the fuck is happening?! 134 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,600 No! 135 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,706 Stop it! 136 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,544 - Come on! - Run, Blake, run! 137 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:27,048 Medication time! 138 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:35,598 You know, I got to hand it to you. 139 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:38,101 This party is popping off, man. 140 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,812 I mean, you got the football team 141 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,440 and cool goth kids. 142 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:46,026 The fun gay guy everybody loves. 143 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,778 Some really old men. 144 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:52,073 What the rice and beans is he doing here? 145 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,410 What the rice and beans are you doing here? 146 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,620 Hey, it's my question! Look, beat it. 147 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,247 This is my party, okay? 148 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:03,001 It's for young, hip people, not old guys that smell like soup. 149 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,919 No, no, no. This is my bar. 150 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:08,631 Bert, Roy, and me been coming here every Saturday for 40 years. 151 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:11,926 You don't just waltz in here and push me around. 152 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,511 Come on, boys. 153 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,472 Story of my life. 154 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:18,975 Now he's going to be a creepy old guy and scare all the cool kids away. 155 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:22,312 - Now I'll never get my car back. - You mean your book, right? 156 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,272 Well, of course I mean the car. 157 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:27,442 Oh, did I say car? I meant car. 158 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:30,487 Look, you wanna be part of this team? I got your first assignment. 159 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:31,821 - Kill your dad. - Yep. 160 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,490 No. Just distract him. 161 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,326 Keep him away from the kids, though. I'm gonna do some digging. 162 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,996 Tyler, come on. Come on. 163 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:42,665 - Come on. - Oh, no, fuck! 164 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,796 Fuck you! 165 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,802 Come on, come on. Get down, get down, get down. 166 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,301 Lacey: Blake, it won't stop! 167 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:56,179 Fuck! Fuck, I can't! 168 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,892 Oh, no, no! No! 169 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,520 It's coming, man. 170 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:06,272 - It's going to find us! - Not if we don't move. 171 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,734 Oh, please don't run. 172 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,194 Shh, shh. 173 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,071 Stay. Don't run. Don't run. 174 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,163 It stopped. 175 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:31,065 - It's definitely stopped, man, let's... - No, don't, don't, don't. 176 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,233 We gotta stay here. 177 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,716 Why, man? Why is this happening? 178 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,553 I don't know. I don't... 179 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:39,139 T _ 180 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,101 - Tyler! - Tyler, run! 181 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,605 Okay, time for a little drinking game. 182 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,108 Now, the rules are easy, all right? 183 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:53,444 We go around, and everybody says the worst thing they've ever done. 184 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,905 If somebody's done that, you take a drink. 185 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,241 All right? Okay. I'll go first. 186 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:04,289 Recently, I stole a cream colored, 1973 delta 88 oldsmobile, 187 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:07,584 with a bunch of skanky beer cans in the back, and a creepy old book. 188 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,420 All right, now who's done that? 189 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,547 Nobody? Really? Come on. 190 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,883 Not one of you was out there hot rodding around? 191 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,092 Huh? 192 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,636 Jeez, maybe I should've picked a cooler table. 193 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:22,390 - I once crashed my mother's jetta. - This is not about your mother's jetta! 194 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:25,977 Can I play? 195 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:29,647 I great god in heaven, you know I love you I 196 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:33,484 I whoa, you know I do... I 197 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,570 well, that depends. 198 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,907 - Ever do anything bad? - No, but the night's still young. 199 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,207 So, we can both agree this car ain't coming back, right? 200 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,459 Right? 201 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:50,710 Oh, sorry. 202 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,089 - Hey. - You okay? 203 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,300 Yeah, sorry. My head's not right lately. 204 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,136 I... I can't eat, 205 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,931 I'm clammy, and I haven't slept in days. 206 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,976 I'm terrified I'm going to have another one of my visions. 207 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:10,188 - It's like looking at hell itself. - Yo, ese. 208 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,691 Yeah, well, um, hey, man. I know what you're going through. 209 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,486 You know, I mean, I had some super dark thoughts, too, 210 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,989 - after my time in desert storm. - Oh, yeah. You were in the army? 211 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,659 I mean, I don't like to put labels on it. 212 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,661 I'm not comfortable with that, but, uh, 213 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,871 shooting at jihadis affects a man, you know? 214 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:30,333 - How did you get past it? - First you have to, 215 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,126 uh, clear your mind. 216 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,879 And then you, uh, check out your problems. 217 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,298 And one by one, and you solve them. 218 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:40,176 You know? Like, uh, friendly fire mishap. 219 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,056 And, uh, Saudi gold. 220 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:51,521 Like, uh, anwar, the uh, village boy. 221 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,898 It's, uh... 222 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,692 Mm. Yourturn. 223 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:59,195 Okay, please don't listen to that numbnuts. 224 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:02,573 Everyone in this world is plagued by something evil. 225 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:06,536 You can pour a drink and you can ignore it. 226 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:10,498 Or you can stand up and you can fight it. 227 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:13,167 Okay, so fight it, man. Fight your evil. 228 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,420 Yeah, you're right. 229 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,589 I gotta be more like you. I got to be strong. 230 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,551 Man, you-you don't let anything get to you. 231 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,678 So, what does that mean? 232 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,555 It means you just roll with the punches. 233 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:30,059 You don't need a job, a boyfriend, or a home. 234 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,938 - Well, I mean, I have a home. - No, like a stationary home. 235 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:37,900 You... you don't need anything to define your worth. 236 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,944 It's impressive. 237 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:45,074 Yeah, yeah. It's, uh, it's... 238 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,118 It's definitely impressive. 239 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,203 Thank you. 240 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:54,292 - Fuck are you doing? - Just being impressive. 241 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,544 Look how impressive I am! 242 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,636 Come on, Tyler! Go! 243 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,638 Come on. 244 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,474 Tyler: Oh, no! 245 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,038 Tyler: God, no, no! 246 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,063 No! Oh, my god! 247 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:03,069 Man on radio: Delta has just hit an all time high. 248 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,283 Lacey: No! 249 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:13,121 Woman: Hey, girl. 250 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,791 Hey, there you are. 251 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,501 You look cute. 252 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,985 Girls: Trick or treat! 253 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,303 Halloween? No, you didn't! 254 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,183 I'm trying to think of something bad, but I'm such a good girl. 255 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,476 Oh, come on. 256 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,687 You must have one, teeny, tiny, little flaw. 257 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,481 Well, I did break up with my boyfriend earlier tonight. 258 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,191 - Oh. - Uh, that's not how this game... 259 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,568 - Shh! - Sorry. 260 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,027 Talk to me, Amber. 261 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:48,239 I don't know what my idiot son did to land a piece like you. 262 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,908 Blink twice if you're here against your will. 263 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,536 Strangely, I'm here of my own volition. 264 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:56,747 For reasons outside my control, I need your son. 265 00:15:56,914 --> 00:16:01,169 It's barely visible, but there's something inside him which makes him... 266 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,503 Special. 267 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,547 Is this a biological clock thing? 268 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,550 'Cause basically, ash and I have the same "baby formula" 269 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:08,917 down in the old crotch bottle. 270 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,387 Oh, yeah. 271 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,891 What are you doing? 272 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,101 Just want to see bigfoot's big old feet. 273 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,397 Ruby: Okay, that's it. 274 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,274 Apologize. 275 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:26,001 - I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. - Uh, hold that thought. 276 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,863 What the hell is going on? 277 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,240 You know, I'm done playing it your way. 278 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,410 From now on, you keep your gene pool away from me. 279 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,913 - Okay, what'd you do? - Nothing. 280 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:40,541 She was waving me in like a damn air traffic controller. 281 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,960 - I thought she liked me. - Nobody likes you. 282 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,807 That's why I didn't want you at this party. 283 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:49,050 Well, I wanted to die without laying eyes on my disappointment of a kid again. 284 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,552 - But them's the breaks. - Yeah? 285 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,263 Well, I'm not a kid anymore. I'm a man. 286 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,350 What do you say we settle our differences like men? 287 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,437 What do you got in mind? 288 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,817 Yeah, jefe, um, 289 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,445 why not just have a real conversation with your pops, 290 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,281 and then we can get back to looking for the book and the delta. 291 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,076 Pablo, talking is for talkers. 292 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,912 People who talk. I'm a doer. 293 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,789 Now, friend, kindly step aside 294 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,792 and let this great eagle soar on the back of that bull. 295 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,004 Okay. 296 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,977 I for criminal acts I 297 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,479 I and violence on the stage... I 298 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,648 is that the best you got?! 299 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:49,652 Whoa, whoa! 300 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,445 Hey, pop. 301 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:52,780 - Whoa! - Yeah! 302 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,034 - Oh, yeah. - I go to hell... I 303 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,704 Jefe! 304 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:00,871 - Ash: Whoa! - Whoo! 305 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,456 The best you got, huh?! 306 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,625 Whoa, whoa! 307 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,002 Not good. Oh, no. 308 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,296 Oh, here we go! Mayday. Mayday! 309 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,678 The eagle has landed. 310 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:18,139 I go to hell I 311 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:25,563 I you're something that never should have happened... I 312 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,024 controller: Let's get him up here! 313 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,526 I you even make your grandma sick... I 314 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,492 Leaving so soon? 315 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,081 Yeah, well, we know the necronomicon's not showing up here. 316 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:48,419 And since I wasted all that time following ash's dumb plan, 317 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,631 - that's really in the wind. - Yeah, well, we all waste time. 318 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,301 Important thing is when we decide to stop. 319 00:18:56,594 --> 00:19:00,389 - What are you doing out here? - I'm sick of waiting around. 320 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:04,143 Trying to come up with another plan so I can take out my frustrations. 321 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,529 I got a plan b. 322 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,115 What? 323 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,285 Look, we might not be able to find the book, 324 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:24,413 but we can go after the ones who are searching for it, the spawn, 325 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,541 and take them out before they can even summon up baal. 326 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,126 Come with me. 327 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,795 Why? 328 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,880 Why? 329 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,883 Kelly... 330 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,052 You're some immortal ass kicker, 331 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:41,263 yet you call ash for help. 332 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:45,601 - I want to know why. - I needed help. 333 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,938 You've seen what my children can do to me alone. 334 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:53,067 But now I'm starting to see that it wasn't ash I was meant to call. 335 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,403 It was you. 336 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,701 Help me. 337 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,454 Then let's go kill your kids. 338 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,793 Let her rip. 339 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,276 Nice and tight. 340 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,972 Careful, pop. Don't throw your back out! 341 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,105 What the hell is keeping him on? 342 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,943 Oh, yeah! 343 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,279 Whoa! 344 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,409 Here we go! 345 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,665 - Show off. - I you're something I 346 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,042 I that never should have happened... I 347 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:56,130 Man: Winner, winner! 348 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:58,632 Winner, winner. 349 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,976 Whew, whoa. 350 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:10,978 All in the ass, son. 351 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,397 You got to clench those cheeks together nice and tight. 352 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:16,150 So you get them so hard you can crack a walnut on them. 353 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,027 - Ooh. - Ooh, my. 354 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,196 That Fanny's hard as Detroit steel, daddy. 355 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,530 That ain't the only thing. 356 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,497 I can't believe you're doing this to me again. 357 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,702 Oh, he always was a sore loser. Even as a kid, when we played catch. 358 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:29,205 There's no winners when you play catch, pop. 359 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,999 You just throw the ball back and forth, and you bond. 360 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:35,669 Yeah, well, I did my best, son, but somewhere along the line, I lost you. 361 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,379 Yeah, like the day I was born. 362 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,716 No, the day you went to that cabin and... 363 00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:44,011 And what? Go ahead, say it. 364 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,222 We're both thinking the same thing. Say it. 365 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:49,058 And killed those kids. 366 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,185 And? 367 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,103 And Cheryl. 368 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,564 You took my daughter from me, goddamn you. 369 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,733 You think I killed Cheryl? 370 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,610 You think I killed my own sister? 371 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,755 What do you want me to believe? That it was the monsters? 372 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:03,572 Yeah, dad, 'cause it's the truth. 373 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,450 Goddamn it, for once in your life, take some responsibility. 374 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,577 You're the monster, ash. You killed them all. 375 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,871 And then you took off, and left me here to die alone. 376 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,790 I had no choice, dad. 377 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:16,085 You were a miserable son of a bitch. 378 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,254 You know that's why mom left you, right? 379 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,757 Nothing you can say can hurt me. 380 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,844 You already broke my heart. 381 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,016 Come on, sweetheart. 382 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,400 Never should've come to this stupid town, Pablo. 383 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:42,570 Yeah, we didn't pick it. Evil did. 384 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:47,950 Jesus, Maria, y José. She's a deadite! 385 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:50,035 Okay, what are you going to do?! 386 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:57,209 Okay, this is your plan? 387 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,464 Please stop! 388 00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:06,135 Oh, no! 389 00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,637 - Don't! - I'm sorry we stole you. 390 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,817 Just let him go. Please, just let him go. 391 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:23,444 Sorry. 392 00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,452 No, no, no, no! 393 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:33,287 Oh, my god! 394 00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:41,503 I'm sorry. I love you so much! 395 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,797 I love you, too! 396 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,223 No, please. 397 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,234 Stop! 398 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,404 You can't just sit there. 399 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:08,822 Yes, I can. 400 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:10,699 My plan failed. 401 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:13,035 I didn't get the car back. Didn't get the book back. 402 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:16,163 - Didn't get the girl. - Because she was a deadite. 403 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:19,875 There's no such thing as a deadite. Haven't you talked to my father? 404 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,378 According to him, I'm the monster. 405 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,421 Mm. I'm the killer. 406 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,175 I'm just a lying sack of lard! 407 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:32,429 Okay, you cannot just sit there on a stool, 408 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,556 and drink your demons away, all right? 409 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,803 You got to confront them. Life doesn't work that way. 410 00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:39,520 Listen, you got to march into that bathroom, 411 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,063 and you got to show your pops 412 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,524 you're not the guy that he thinks you are. 413 00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:46,735 You're ash Williams, demon hunter. 414 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,238 Deadite slayer, friend, hero, 415 00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:51,323 and jefe. 416 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:56,745 Okay, I think it's time you introduced Brock to that great eagle. 417 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,471 Hey, sorry, here you go. 418 00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:06,880 - Go, huh, hey-hey, sorry! - What are you doing? 419 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:09,633 You're so much better at this than my dead wife. 420 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,386 Whoa, ho. 421 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:16,432 - Do you want to know a secret? - I'd rather you not talk, but sure. 422 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,934 I fucking hate dirty old men. 423 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:20,602 What? 424 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:21,937 Help! 425 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:24,148 Don't you want me anymore, daddy? 426 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,733 Help! 427 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,487 Holy shit! 428 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,158 - Hiya, pop. 429 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:37,327 - Got room for a threesome? - Oh, shit. 430 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,877 I'm warning you. I like it rough. 431 00:25:58,057 --> 00:26:00,601 You're a dirty, dirty girl, Amber. 432 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:28,212 Believe it or not, dad, this is my dayjob. 433 00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:30,881 Holy shit. 434 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,475 It's ashy slashy! 435 00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:43,352 Brock: No, no, no, no. Wait, kid. 436 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:46,188 Ashy slashy's going to kill us all! 437 00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:48,565 Hey, relax! Everything's fine! 438 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:51,860 Don't run, you idiots. 439 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:54,154 He's going to save us, don't run. 440 00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:59,868 Stop, you damn morons! My son is a hero! 441 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,954 You hear me? He's a hero! 442 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:04,665 You really mean that, dad? 443 00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:09,503 You think I'm a hero? 444 00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:11,588 Of course I do. 445 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:13,215 Oh, Ashley, 446 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:16,301 i-I've wasted so many years being wrong about you. 447 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:19,888 One more time? 448 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:23,308 I was wrong. 449 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:28,730 But relieved to see what an honorable man you've become. 450 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:32,234 Because there's something I've kept from you. 451 00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:35,904 - What is it, pop? - Something so vital that... 452 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,574 The fabric of your life may begin... 453 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:43,287 Oh, dad! 454 00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:45,581 No! Oh, no! 455 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:54,923 I happy trails to you I 456 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:59,303 I until we meet again I 457 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:04,224 I happy trails to you I 458 00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:08,979 I keep smiling until then I 459 00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:13,108 I who cares about the clouds if we're together? I 460 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:17,905 I just sing a song, and bring the sunny weather I 461 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:22,242 I happy trails to you I 462 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:27,164 I till we meet again I 463 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,641 Hey, you knuckleheads, ash Williams here. 464 00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,976 If someone offers you a drink of pink fuck, 465 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,479 throw it away, 'cause it's bad shit. 466 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,899 It will mess with your brain, and not in the good way. 467 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:57,236 Be smart, and stay safe out there. 468 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:03,325 Created by: A. Vandelay post haste digital