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[Gasping]

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Allison Devine?

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Everybody wanted
to get out of here.

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You at least had a shot.

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Woman: You need to get
Gertrude's death certificate.

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I think I know someone
who can help us with this.

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This is someone I know
at City Hall.

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They'll get you
whatever you need.

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After this, I'm done.

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I'm faking
my own death.

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My dad has a new girlfriend.

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[Man laughs weirdly]

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We're going to set up
Pete.

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I do not want to sleep
with Diane.

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Excuse me?

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Him and Kevin
were joking.

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To who?To not drinking alone.

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[Woman yelps]

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Everything's going
to be fine.

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It's the security footage
from Vermont, right?

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[Mid-tempo music plays]

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Ugh.

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Hello.

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For who?
Huh?

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I-I thought you said
"good morning."

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[Laughing]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

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[Studio audience laughing]

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You're too much!

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I just came by to bathe
with your father.

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You know, two birds,
one stone.

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What are the birds?

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And what is the stone?!

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Ugh.
Better take this out.

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It lets me hear,

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but it doesn't mix well
with sudsy Pete water.

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Yeah. Wouldn't want it to zap
your brain and kill you.

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Oh! I know I'd be laughing,
but I can't hear you!

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[Chuckles]

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[Studio audience laughing]

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[Hearing aid plops]

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[Exhales deeply]

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Ah!
I didn't say that!

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That is
so out of context!

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And what is that doing
in there?

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[Studio audience laughing]

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A hit job.What?

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I'm just reading the article,
which you stole from me!

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There's a whole paragraph
in here

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about your high school
swimming career

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from like
a thousand years ago!

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And a picture!

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That space could've been used
for my quips, goofs,

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and timeless maxims.

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Where are my maxims,
Allison?!

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[Studio audience laughing]

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"She was poised to have
her own legacy

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but chose to end her swimming
career after her junior year."

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Ooh.
Allison didn't finish something.

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How is that news?

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"You can find her working
at the Defto's package store."

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A real blow.

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What the hell?
I don't even work there anymore.

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I mean for me.

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But I have figured out a way
to take back my narrative.

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The Worcester Wild Dude
has been put in charge

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of the city's Fourth of July
fireworks display this year,

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and it seems like a surefire way
to bring back

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all the deep respect
which I so richly deserve.

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I'm gonna reply in a way
that sounds like I'm listening,

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but I'm really not.

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That's the spirit!

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Hey, uh,
Neil's coming over later

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to help me sync up explosions
with random Aerosmith songs,

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so...

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Ah.
A little waxy.

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[Studio audience laughing]

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[Dog barking,
horn honking in distance]

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[Cellphone clicks]

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Woman: The caller you've reached
is unavailable.

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Hi.
Hi.

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Uh, this is, uh,
this is Sam's friend Alli--

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Al...ice.
Alice.

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Uh, he told me that you could
help me out with some documents

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from city hall.

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Anyway, let me know
if you can meet up tonight.

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Okay. Thank you.
Bye.

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[Mid-tempo introduction plays]

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♪♪

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Oh.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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♪♪

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Hm.

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♪♪

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[Electricity buzzing,
studio audience laughing]

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[High-pitched ringing,
laughter continues]

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[Birds chirping,
vehicles passing in distance]

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Oh.
Hi.

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You didn't tell me
you were coming over.

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I know.

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And you cut your hair.

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I had to do something.

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It feels like
something's off,

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and this seemed like
a dramatic gesture or whatever.

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The haircut?

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No.
Coming over.

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I've barely heard from you
since my birthday.

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I'm sorry.
I-I just -- I've been busy.

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Since when are you
too busy?

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You once texted me
while arresting someone.

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It's just...
It's just bad timing.

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I'll call you later.
No.

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No, you won't.

113
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Is there something,
like, goin' on?

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Yeah.

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[Siren wailing in distance]

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I've been trying to figure out
how to talk to you about this.

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I just never
figured it out.

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So I didn't talk
at all.

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Okay.
Can you...

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I'm just gonna say it.

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Okay.

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And think abot
how you want this to go

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before you respond.

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Tammy, just say --

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Do you want to move in
with me?

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I just like having you around.
That's all.

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Actually...you might be
the best thing in my life,

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and I want to spend
all my time with you.

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I think it could be really good
for both of us.

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Okay.
You can respond at some point.

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Uh...

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[Mid-tempo music plays]

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Well, um...

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♪♪

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I'll call you later.

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♪♪

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Dr. Gaetz: I heard you and Chuck
patched things up.

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[Door closes]

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Patched like a Band-Aid
on a bullet hole.

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Good for you.
No one stays together anymore.

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You bet.[Drawer closes]

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I know that thing with Tanya
seemed bad,

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but...you know,
I love my Miller Lite.

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But that doesn't mean
I'm not gonna sip from some Sam

145
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if there's an open bar.Buddy, there's a line.

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I am talking to --

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Yeah.
Excuse me.

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Uh, tell Chuck, um,

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he still owes me
for his bowling dues, okay?

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[Siren wailing in distance]

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[Door opens, bell chimes]

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Thank you.

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Guy's been my doctor
since I was 2.

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Even then,
I knew he was a dick.

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[Register beeping, clicking]

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Six-pack's $7.89.

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That's two dollars cheaper
than usual.

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I, um, I used my
employee discount for you.

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Just this once.
Don't get used to it.

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Well, shit.

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♪♪

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[Indistinct conversations,
down-tempo music playing]

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♪ Go out on the town and see
what's happening all around ♪

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Hi.

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Wow.

166
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Yeah. Well, not the worst answer
I was expecting.

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Well, I think it's generous,
considering.

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Y-Yeah.
No. I agree.

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But you just kind of walked away
the other night.

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You're not gonna tell anyone,
are you?

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I'm not gonna tell
anyone.

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I'm not sure anyone
would believe me anyways.

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Thank you.

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And thank you for putting me
in touch with the city hall guy.

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I, uh,
left him a message.

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He texted me, and he's gonna
get me what I need tonight.

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Yeah?
Yeah.

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I just need to find
$100 somewhere, but...

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No.

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No what?

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I'm not giving you
the money.

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I didn't ask for it.

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[Laughing] Okay.
No. I didn't.

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No, but you said it in that way
you always do,

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where I know what you need,
so I just give it to you.

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Okay, but that's not
what I'm getting at.

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That's just what you do.

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Yeah, and maybe that stuff
was worth it

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when I thought we might actually
be together.

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♪♪

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Wow.

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[Music stops]

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Uh...huh.

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♪♪

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Everything okay?

196
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Hmm?

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You look lost.

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Oh.
Uh...Um, no.

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I just...

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Um...would it be cool
if I kind of hung out

201
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and drank one of these
here?

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[Drawer closes]

203
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Technically
that's illegal.

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Right. Yeah.
S-Stupid.

205
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But I do it all the time.

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Knock yourself out.

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Thanks.

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Hey, um...
would you want one?

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[Chuckles]
Um...

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[Music stops]What...

211
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What'd you do?[Button clicking]

212
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I didn't do -- I just grabbed
a beer. I didn't do anything.

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[Mid-tempo music plays]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[Cellphone chimes]

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♪♪

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Patty will be here soon,
so I'll be out of your hair.

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It's fine.

220
00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:40,030
You're still gonna meet up
with this guy?

221
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Yeah.

222
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:45,819
Why?
Is he scary?

223
00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:47,908
I don't know.
I only texted with him.

224
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I got his number
from one of Jenn's uncles.

225
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I sent him money.

226
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He made my liquor license
happen.

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[Siren wailing in distance]

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Mm.

229
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:04,489
You know, Allison...
you don't have to do this.

230
00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:07,536
Yeah, I know Kevin's a clown,
but...

231
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:10,321
I'm not doing this
'cause my husband's a clown.

232
00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,586
You can get out of here.
I know how to lock up on my own.

233
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,414
I already sent Maggie
and Jesse home.

234
00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:21,376
But, um, I'm gonna stick around,
just in case anyone wanders in

235
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and needs a place to wait
for the power to come back on.

236
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:27,077
What kind of idiot wanders into
a dark restaurant in a blackout?

237
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[Door opens]Kevin: ♪ Who let the dogs in?!

238
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,995
♪ Who, who, who, who, who! ♪
[Studio audience laughing]

239
00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:33,823
Why, why, why?

240
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,651
Well, I tracked
your phone location,

241
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:38,219
and I realized
that this empty diner

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is the perfect spot
to spend a blackout.

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Infinite food,
ample seating.

244
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:45,922
And Lorraine to throw to
the angry hordes as a sacrifice.

245
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,184
What?

246
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:50,405
It's one of Kevin's
less funny bits!

247
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:51,711
Lorraine lost her hearing aid,

248
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,582
so today's been
a bit of a struggle.

249
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,105
She did?
'Cause I found --

250
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,890
Oh, no, no, no.
No -- No time.

251
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,283
Uh, we've got to get
this dump

252
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:02,199
turned into a luxury shelter
ASAP!

253
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:05,507
Sammy, you got any screws
to hang a projector screen?

254
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:08,379
I'm looking to fire up
my "Blue Bloods" DVDs.

255
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,946
There's no electricity,
Kevin.

256
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,818
Uh, correction, Sam.

257
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,950
Theyhave no electricity -
the rest of Worcester --

258
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:16,561
because theydon't have
Kevin's generator.

259
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,041
We, on the other hand...

260
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:20,087
♪ Ahh-h-h-h-h ♪ Ahh-h-h-h-h ♪

261
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,305
You have a generator.Yeah.

262
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,698
Well, it doesn't seem
like it,

263
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,613
but Kevin is prepared
for any disaster.

264
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,920
Otherwise, he'd die first.Pshh!

265
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,835
Yeah.
I guess.

266
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,401
[Studio audience laughing]
Yeah, right.

267
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,142
Oh.
What are you doing here?

268
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:33,578
Allison told me to come.

269
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,755
She didn't say there'd be
other people here,

270
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,931
even though she knows I hate
other people.

271
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:41,412
Everyone, it is time to revel
in our electricity

272
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,153
and superiority.

273
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,634
All right. Now, where do you put
the batteries in this bad larry?

274
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,592
[Sighs]Oh, no.

275
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:48,593
The what?

276
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,160
Yeah. What?

277
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,683
I took all the 9-volts

278
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,033
out of our smoke detectors
for this thing.

279
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,992
It doesn't take batteries.
It takes gas.

280
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:59,300
Like that riding mower you got
that chopped Neil's toe off.

281
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:01,606
I apologized for that,
Patty.

282
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,173
Yeah --
You said "Que sera"

283
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,132
and threw his toe in my yard
somewhere.

284
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,743
Please tell me
you found it.

285
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,833
Uh...yeah.
[Studio audience laughing]

286
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,705
Patty, let's go find
some fuel.

287
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:17,187
Allison, be reasonable!
It's a blackout!

288
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,059
I can't send
two helpless women

289
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:21,801
out into the postapocalyptic
wild to die

290
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,847
because I made the first mistake
of my life.

291
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,241
Kevin, your father's a priest,
and your mother's a nun.

292
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,546
Think about it.

293
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,635
Your whole life
was based on a mistake.

294
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,681
[Laughs]

295
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:35,379
Oh -- All right.
I...

296
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,903
Go look for gas, then!

297
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:37,860
Okay.

298
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,383
You're leaving me?Yeah.

299
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:42,691
It'll be a blast.
Kevin's a real clown.

300
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:45,302
It's true.

301
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:46,913
Even my tears are funny.

302
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,176
[Sobbing]
[Studio audience laughing]

303
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:52,353
[Mid-tempo music plays]

304
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:59,534
What are you doing?
Volunteering to help Kevin?

305
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:00,927
No, I'm not.

306
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,016
I'm getting
the death certificate.

307
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:03,973
Tonight.

308
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,845
Gertrude's.
Wait. How?

309
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:08,543
Sam got me the number
of this shady guy at city hall,

310
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,241
and he texted me back
saying that for 100 bucks,

311
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,677
he could get me
the paper.

312
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:16,377
So...we should go.

313
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,553
Okay.

314
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,207
W-- Really?

315
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,252
Yeah.
Let's do it.

316
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:23,906
I-I thought
you were gonna say

317
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,387
that we should wait for
the electricity to come back on

318
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,650
or for you to find
a Valium.

319
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,957
Ah. I don't think
it'll be any less sketchy

320
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,697
if we wait till the lights
are on.

321
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,525
Besides,
I got to do something

322
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:38,051
instead of sitting at home
in the dark, stuck in my head.

323
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,487
What's wrong?

324
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:41,576
Nothing.

325
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,708
Nothing.
Let's go.

326
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,449
Oh, shoot.

327
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,060
I forgot to steal money
from Kevin.

328
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,583
I don't have any cash
on me.

329
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,412
We'll stop at the salon.
It's right there.

330
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:52,369
Okay.

331
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,589
Thanks.
Yeah.

332
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,721
Nice haircut,
by the way.

333
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,506
Thank you.

334
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:01,378
[Grunts]
Sammy, my man.

335
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:04,294
I'm gonna make some popcorn as
soon as we get this genny going.

336
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,948
Question for you --

337
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,995
Do you have any butter,
hopefully of the tub quantity?

338
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,605
Yeah.
In back.

339
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,215
Great!
But -- No!
Don't go in there!

340
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:15,784
Don't stand between a man
and his butter, Sam!

341
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,787
[Studio audience laughing]

342
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,789
Whoa.

343
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,269
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.

344
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:26,490
Sammy...
are you living here?

345
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,057
No.

346
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:31,147
Oh, Sam,
the mattress is imprinted

347
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,410
with the outline
of your ripped bod.

348
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:35,151
Thank you.

349
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,762
But yeah, I've slept here
a little bit lately.

350
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,634
Stuff at home.
Just a rough patch.

351
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:42,289
Sammy, if you were having
relationship issues,

352
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,855
you should have come
to me.

353
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,641
I'm Mr. Marriag.
Just ask my wife.

354
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:49,426
I would, but you tossed her
into a high-crime area

355
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:50,645
during a blackout.

356
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,126
Okay.
I'll do it.

357
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:54,431
Do what?

358
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:57,739
I'll take you on
and save your marriage.

359
00:15:57,826 --> 00:16:01,525
I'm gonna give you
a true storybook ending,

360
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:04,137
just like
"Romeo and Juliet."

361
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:07,009
That story doesn't end
the way you think it does.

362
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,011
You correct your wife
like that?

363
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,491
[Chuckles]

364
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:11,709
Yes.

365
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,321
And that's
lesson number one.

366
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,062
That's not necessary,
really.

367
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:19,282
Um, I'd actually appreciate it
if you kept this to yourself.

368
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:20,501
Forget you saw anything.

369
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,459
Yeah.
Loud and clear.

370
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:23,939
[Imitates zipper closing]

371
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,549
[Pops lips, clicks tongue]

372
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:28,378
Whoa-ho!
Whoa!

373
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:31,686
That was a very interesting
sex story

374
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,210
you just told me
in there, Sam!

375
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,691
And the fact that it happened
just last night

376
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,214
with your very own wife?

377
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:41,043
Whoo!
That makes it even sexier.

378
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,176
[Chuckles]

379
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:47,354
Wait.
Something is...off.

380
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,225
All the lights, son.

381
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:50,618
[Studio audience laughing]

382
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,185
Where's my generator?!

383
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,969
It was right here.

384
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,536
I know where it was,Ne!
Where is it now?

385
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,625
Well, it couldn't have just
walked out of here.

386
00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:00,062
Uh, Sam...
[Chuckles]

387
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,108
...marriage lesson
number two --

388
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:05,720
Don't say stuff
that's insultingly obvious.

389
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:11,595
Now...if Sam's very astute
observation is correct

390
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:14,772
and it didn't just walk
out of here on its own,

391
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:18,428
then that means that...
one of you stole it.

392
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,126
Not me.What are you
talking about?

393
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:21,344
What?!

394
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:23,390
[Studio audience laughing]

395
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,875
[Hinges squeaking,
keys jingling]

396
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,399
It's dark in here.

397
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:35,271
Well, it's a blackout.

398
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:38,274
Okay.
You said you needed $100?

399
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:40,233
Uh, just $71.

400
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:43,627
Thank you
for being honest.

401
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:44,933
Here.

402
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,544
This is easier
than breaking into Cindy's.

403
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,068
It's nice to have a door.

404
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,982
Well, Allison,
we're not breaking in.

405
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,767
I own the salon.

406
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:55,422
[Exhales deeply]
The illegal shit happens next.

407
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,772
Hey, someone's just handing us
a piece of paper.

408
00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:00,296
We're not knocking over
a liquor store, so don't worry.

409
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,254
Okay.

410
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:04,605
Okay.
Here -- $71.

411
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:09,305
Do you not believe me?Sorry.

412
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,046
I've had some trust issues
with money

413
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:14,397
on account of, you know,
my marriage.

414
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,878
I'm glad to hear it,
actually.

415
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,054
Okay.
Now for the illegal shit.

416
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,230
Okay.
[Knock on door]

417
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,884
Man:
Police. Open up.

418
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,668
[Dramatic music plays]

419
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,844
Should I worry now?

420
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,977
♪♪

421
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,854
Hey, Patty![Exhales deeply]

422
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,639
Sorry.
Didn't know it was you.

423
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:41,032
Bye!Allison: Cops don't wave.
Why are they waving?

424
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,773
They were at a party
at your house last week.

425
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:45,254
Oh, God. They're gonna tell
Tammy they saw us.

426
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,604
Is that bad?
Well...

427
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,345
Unlock the door!

428
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,738
Well, it's very obvious
that we're talking about them,

429
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,870
so why don't you go --
go answer the door?

430
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,611
Door.

431
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,613
[Siren wailing, latch clicks]

432
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:59,616
[Bell chimes]

433
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,009
Hey, Patty.
Ah!

434
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:02,445
H-Hi.Hi, Officers.

435
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:03,968
So nice
to see you again.

436
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,187
Right back at youse.

437
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,319
We spotted the flashlight,

438
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:07,494
thought it was looters,
you know?

439
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,060
Parker:
What were you two doing here?

440
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,019
Well, this is my salon,
and...
Uh-huh.

441
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,326
Yes. And we were just getting,
uh, Patty's purse...

442
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,415
Yes. Thank you....and, uh,
we were gonna leave.

443
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,286
Moreno: We can give you a ride
to the house.

444
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,810
Earn us a few extra points
with one Ms. Ridgeway.

445
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,334
Uh...
We're, uh...

446
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,031
We're just -- We're going
to our friend's house.

447
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:25,512
Mm-hmm.
Gonna just kind of
hunker down there.

448
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,035
Shelter in place.Shelter in place.

449
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,950
Patty: Yeah.
On foot?

450
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,299
Uh-huh.
Yes. Yep.

451
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,562
'Cause she does live
quite close by.

452
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,217
Great.
Then we can drive you.

453
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,827
No.

454
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:39,352
We just don't want to disturb
you while you're on duty.

455
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,310
Ladies, stop trying to act
so brave.

456
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,704
Let us give you a ride
to the goddamn house.

457
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:47,664
♪♪

458
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:50,450
In no time at all,
I've transformed

459
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,930
Sam's depressing
office apartment

460
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:55,063
into a makeshift...
interview room!

461
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,934
[Studio audience laughing]

462
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:58,327
Sam lives here?

463
00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,807
[Chuckles]
Totally.

464
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,722
Pretty hot goss, huh?

465
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,550
Come on, man.
You told people?

466
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:04,942
No. No, no, no.
No, no.

467
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,597
But it'd be some
pretty hot goss, right?

468
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:10,644
Look, I obviously know
it wasn't you,

469
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,646
but I know you're protecting
Diane.

470
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:15,649
Why would I protect Diane?
Diane hates me.

471
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,216
You're clearly protecting
Pete.

472
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:20,219
Why would I protect Pete?
I hate Pete.

473
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:21,872
You shouldn't have accepted
that doughnut.

474
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:25,267
Now I've got your prints.[Muffled] Prints for what?

475
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:28,096
[Studio audience laughing]

476
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:32,796
You claim to have seen nothing,
but did you hearanything?

477
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:33,928
What?

478
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,059
A generator thief
says what?

479
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,713
"A generator thief
says what?"

480
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,411
A generator thief
says what?

481
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:39,760
Huh?

482
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:40,978
A generator thief
says what?

483
00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:42,284
Sorry.
I can't hear you.

484
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,460
[Studio audience laughing]

485
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,419
[Mid-tempo music plays]

486
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:49,160
[Vehicles passing,
indistinct talking on radio]

487
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:52,163
Moreno: Tammy's a changed woman
since you came around, Pat.

488
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:54,775
Always swore she'd never date
another neighborhood gal --

489
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,255
or a smoker.

490
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,213
Yeah. You got her breakg
all the rules.

491
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,171
Yeah, and I swore
I'd never talk to a cop

492
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,173
without a lawyer present,
but here we are.

493
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,132
[Laughs]

494
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,265
Hey, we should all give her
a call together.

495
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,441
Yeah, I think -- I think she
would get a kick out of that.

496
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:09,746
No.

497
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,052
Thank you.

498
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,577
[Exhales deeply]

499
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:18,538
[Mid-tempo music plays]

500
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,148
Jesus, it's hot.

501
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:21,758
You look like Diane
getting a hot flash.

502
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:23,456
You okay?[Groans]

503
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,153
♪♪

504
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:28,199
Patty?
Stop being so weird.

505
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,679
Just act normal.

506
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,028
We're -- We're in a car
with your friends.

507
00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:33,466
You think we could roll
the window down?

508
00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:35,424
In February?

509
00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:37,861
[Weakly]
Yeah.

510
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:39,646
Uh, she's -- she --
She gets carsick.

511
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:41,256
She's --
She's getting carsick.

512
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,475
[Groans softly]

513
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,346
Parker:
Lovely article this morning.

514
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:45,652
What?

515
00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:47,262
The profile
in the paper?

516
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,264
I didn't know Kevin's wife
was such a phenom.

517
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:52,006
Ah.
Or that you worked
at Defto's.

518
00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:54,051
[Groaning]

519
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:55,662
Oh!

520
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:58,317
Uh, there's our friend's house,
just on the corner.

521
00:21:58,404 --> 00:21:59,927
We can get out here.

522
00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:01,189
Yeah.What?
It's -- That's half a block.

523
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:02,843
No, we'll take you
all the way there.

524
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:04,671
No, that's okay.
Thank you.

525
00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:06,194
Thank you.

526
00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:07,456
Go.
Thank you.

527
00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:08,544
Oh --
Go.

528
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:12,374
♪♪

529
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:15,159
Allison, you got to get me
out of this thing.

530
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:16,900
Oh. My seat belt's stuck.
Hold on.

531
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:18,380
I don't care
about the seat belt.

532
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:19,816
I'm gonna throw up.

533
00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:21,035
Stop.
Get out of the car.

534
00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:22,993
Out of the car.
Okay. Okay.

535
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,299
Bye.
Thank you.

536
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,909
Quickly.

537
00:22:25,953 --> 00:22:27,737
Bye.
[Dog barking]

538
00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:28,912
Have a good one.

539
00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:30,523
You too.
Yeah.

540
00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:34,657
What is wrong with you?

541
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,705
I got hot.

542
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,228
You freaked out.

543
00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:42,578
I know.
[Exhales deeply]

544
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:45,233
But who is this guy?
You know?

545
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,541
He's willing to break the law
for 100 bucks.

546
00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:51,979
And Tammy knows
those guys.

547
00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:53,894
Is something going on
with you two?

548
00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:55,809
Kind of.
[Exhales deeply]

549
00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:57,680
Let's just get the cops
to leave.

550
00:22:57,767 --> 00:23:00,030
Yeah. Thank you.
The house is here.

551
00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:01,162
Thank you.
Yeah.

552
00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:02,772
Moreno:
You're welcome, ladies!

553
00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:04,252
Why aren't they leaving?

554
00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:07,386
Because God hates me.

555
00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:08,952
[Clears throat]

556
00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:10,519
Well, whoever
this guy is,

557
00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:13,000
I hope he at least looks
respectable.

558
00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:15,263
[Metal squeaks]

559
00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:17,439
Over here.

560
00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:18,919
Ow.

561
00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:22,488
[Hinges squeaking]

562
00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:26,753
Oh.
I am so sorry.

563
00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:28,972
I think we must have
the wrong house.

564
00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:31,279
Oh, you must be Alice.

565
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,411
Yes.

566
00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:33,629
That's her.

567
00:23:33,673 --> 00:23:35,283
So glad you made it.

568
00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:37,459
Uh, quick question, dear,
before you come in --

569
00:23:37,546 --> 00:23:40,767
What are those goddamn pigs
doing parked on my street?

570
00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:42,551
Huh?

571
00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:45,162
[Down-tempo music plays]

572
00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:49,297
♪♪

573
00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:57,305
Yeah, 35 years of my life I gave
to those city hall pricks.

574
00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,133
My best years.
[Chuckles]

575
00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:01,570
But I believed
in civic duty!

576
00:24:01,657 --> 00:24:03,529
And back then,
you think it was some picnic

577
00:24:03,616 --> 00:24:05,139
being the only woman
at that place?

578
00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:07,620
Unh-unh.No. No.

579
00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:08,925
Yeah. That's right.

580
00:24:09,012 --> 00:24:12,538
Geez. Oh, then I get
"let go" -- by e-mail!

581
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:17,151
So, uh, yeah, I guess civic duty
is a one-way street.

582
00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:18,979
Could have taken that place
down, too.

583
00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:20,981
The stuff I saw.

584
00:24:21,068 --> 00:24:22,548
Mm.
[Exhales deeply]
Yeah.

585
00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:25,333
Well, I am -- I am so sorry
that happened to you.

586
00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:27,204
Yeah, so now
whenever I get a call

587
00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:29,468
from someone looking for
a liquor license

588
00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:32,253
or some mousy delinquent
and her goth friend

589
00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:33,559
looking for
a death certificate,

590
00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:35,996
I'm like,
"Hey, show me the money!"

591
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:37,998
Goth?Thank you.

592
00:24:38,085 --> 00:24:39,652
I changed my hair.
Ah! Bingo!

593
00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:40,827
Here it is.

594
00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:42,785
Okay. [Grunts]
Oh, boy.

595
00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:45,135
Slow.[Metal jingling]

596
00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:46,615
What is this?

597
00:24:46,702 --> 00:24:48,095
Keys.

598
00:24:48,182 --> 00:24:50,053
Uh, no.
I-I know.

599
00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:51,533
I know they're keys,
but why --

600
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,230
Where's the
death certificate?

601
00:24:53,317 --> 00:24:55,581
Oh, the records room
is on the third floor,

602
00:24:55,668 --> 00:24:57,060
through the clerk's office.

603
00:24:57,147 --> 00:24:58,409
And here.

604
00:24:58,453 --> 00:25:01,804
Take these flashlights.
And good luck.

605
00:25:01,891 --> 00:25:03,545
Good luck?

606
00:25:03,632 --> 00:25:05,199
Yeah.
Power's out.

607
00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:07,331
No one's there.
[Chuckles]

608
00:25:07,418 --> 00:25:09,377
This is kismet.What does that mean?

609
00:25:09,464 --> 00:25:11,597
And I cannot vouch
for the condition for the place,

610
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,861
'cause after I left, they hired
someone's delinquent nephew

611
00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:16,558
to take over, so...

612
00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:18,691
So you want us
to break into city hall?

613
00:25:20,214 --> 00:25:21,737
I'm not doing it.

614
00:25:21,824 --> 00:25:23,043
♪♪

615
00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:24,479
Right.

616
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,786
Right.

617
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,224
Thank you.

618
00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:32,879
Are we really gonna break io
a government building?

619
00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:34,881
You heard her.
She said it's the perfect time.

620
00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:37,666
Shouldn't we stop
and talk about this?

621
00:25:37,753 --> 00:25:40,930
Where's that
ever gotten us?
Oh.

622
00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:42,932
[Dog barking in distance]

623
00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:45,195
Sam, let's get down
to brass tacks.

624
00:25:45,282 --> 00:25:46,675
Why am I a suspect?

625
00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:49,112
I was in here with you
when the generator was stolen.

626
00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,766
You're not a suspect.

627
00:25:50,853 --> 00:25:53,552
This is time for us to work on
marriage lesson number 16.

628
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,554
Can I be a suspect
instead?

629
00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:59,209
Now, Sam, what do you know
about funniness?

630
00:25:59,296 --> 00:26:00,994
What?Geez.

631
00:26:01,081 --> 00:26:03,736
You sound like Lorraine ever
since I stole her hearing aid.

632
00:26:03,823 --> 00:26:05,302
You did?
That's awful.

633
00:26:05,346 --> 00:26:08,305
No, no, Sam.
Thatis funny.

634
00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:11,265
And funniness is
my greatest strength.

635
00:26:11,352 --> 00:26:12,788
Well, that
and my muscles --

636
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:16,009
and everything else,
including my brain.

637
00:26:16,096 --> 00:26:19,273
So you think I need to be funny
to get my wife to like me again?

638
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:20,840
Oh, absolutely not.

639
00:26:20,927 --> 00:26:23,320
You're too hot
to have a sense of humor.

640
00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:27,803
Me, on the other hand, I am the
rare exception that has both.

641
00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:30,850
You need to find yourthing
and use it --

642
00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:34,331
you know, your strength
that makes you so lovable,

643
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,290
you can get away
with whatever you want.

644
00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:37,900
I don't have that.

645
00:26:37,987 --> 00:26:39,989
Come on!
Don't sell yourself short.

646
00:26:40,033 --> 00:26:42,688
Play up that, uh,
sensitive thing you got going.

647
00:26:42,731 --> 00:26:45,386
You know, tell her --
tell her that you're broken.

648
00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:48,171
Tell her that you guys can fix
each other.

649
00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:49,608
Tell her you're in AA.

650
00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:50,826
I'm in AA.

651
00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:52,175
Score!

652
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:54,961
[Studio audience laughing]

653
00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:57,398
[Siren wailing in distance]

654
00:26:58,181 --> 00:27:00,270
Allison:
Hey. Here we go.Patty: Yep, yep.

655
00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:02,229
We're doing this.

656
00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:04,753
We're doing this?

657
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,799
Well, we got the ke.
The power's out.

658
00:27:06,886 --> 00:27:09,192
It's kismet, right?
I guess.

659
00:27:09,236 --> 00:27:10,454
I'm still not sure.

660
00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:11,804
It'll be easy.

661
00:27:11,891 --> 00:27:13,719
It makes me so nervous
when you do that.

662
00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:15,024
Do what?

663
00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:16,896
Think things are easy
when they're not.

664
00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:18,637
It'd just make me feel better
if you'd admit

665
00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:20,334
this might not be
the best idea.

666
00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:23,119
Well, that just feels like
negative thinking.

667
00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:24,599
[Latch clicks]
Ah!

668
00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:26,732
[Down-tempo music plays]

669
00:27:26,819 --> 00:27:30,126
♪♪

670
00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:32,563
[Hinges squeaking]

671
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,522
♪♪

672
00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:36,176
Wait!

673
00:27:37,612 --> 00:27:40,093
An alarm needs electricity.
This thing's dead.

674
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:41,572
It's city hall.

675
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,357
They probably have some
crazy advanced backup system

676
00:27:43,444 --> 00:27:46,142
for stuff like this.Patty, this is
Worcester City Hall.

677
00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:47,361
Look at this thing.
Don't --

678
00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:49,711
[Clanging, clattering]Oh!

679
00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:52,018
See? Easy.

680
00:27:52,975 --> 00:27:54,890
Simple.
Mm.

681
00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:59,373
♪♪

682
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:03,594
Well, after some
amateur detective work

683
00:28:03,638 --> 00:28:06,336
that I'm sure
even Scruff McGruff himself

684
00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:07,903
would be proud of,

685
00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:11,211
I've correctly deduced
who the thief if.

686
00:28:11,298 --> 00:28:13,387
All right. Which one of these
losers was it, Kev?

687
00:28:13,474 --> 00:28:17,173
Well, Neil, I'd say
it's the biggest loser of all.

688
00:28:17,217 --> 00:28:20,220
Because you stole
the generator!
[Studio audience laughing]

689
00:28:20,307 --> 00:28:23,702
And you've lost weight recently.
Congrats.

690
00:28:23,789 --> 00:28:26,052
What?
You can't be serious.

691
00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:28,489
I'm as serious
as Dad's coronary event,

692
00:28:28,576 --> 00:28:31,927
which they're now classifying
as "inevitable."

693
00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:33,015
What?

694
00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:36,105
I have nothing
to leave you.

695
00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:38,020
You've been sabotaging me
all day.

696
00:28:38,107 --> 00:28:40,022
You bailed
on fireworks practice,

697
00:28:40,109 --> 00:28:42,111
which is why I shot 'em
too low,

698
00:28:42,155 --> 00:28:43,591
which is how I blew up

699
00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:46,594
that giant electrical
transformer this afternoon.

700
00:28:46,681 --> 00:28:49,510
Wait. So it's your fault
the power is out?

701
00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:51,730
No.
It's Neil's fault!

702
00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:52,818
Gosh.
Weren't you listening?

703
00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:54,776
No.
I was listening.

704
00:28:54,863 --> 00:28:56,560
You really believe, aftr
everything we've been through,

705
00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:57,910
I'd steal from you?

706
00:28:57,997 --> 00:29:00,956
Not only do I believe it,
I know it to be true!

707
00:29:01,043 --> 00:29:05,918
In fact, this case is wide open
and slammed shut.

708
00:29:05,961 --> 00:29:07,789
Just like the car door,

709
00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:11,097
which I caught Dad's hand in
earlier today.

710
00:29:11,184 --> 00:29:13,577
Did I apologize
for that yet?

711
00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:16,363
You said "Que sera."

712
00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:19,061
I don't even know
what it means.

713
00:29:19,105 --> 00:29:21,281
[Studio audience laughing]

714
00:29:28,244 --> 00:29:30,594
[Grunts]

715
00:29:35,425 --> 00:29:38,646
Hey.
Are you okay?

716
00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:42,693
[Down-tempo music plays]

717
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:49,352
♪♪

718
00:29:49,439 --> 00:29:56,838
♪♪

719
00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:57,796
Whoa.

720
00:29:57,883 --> 00:30:02,322
Yeah.
It's very...official.

721
00:30:02,365 --> 00:30:04,803
You ever been here
before?

722
00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:07,501
Whenever Neil has
his court dates.

723
00:30:07,544 --> 00:30:09,503
Wow.

724
00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:11,853
So weird that Worcester
City Hall is so nice

725
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:15,683
and the rest of the town's...
Worcester.

726
00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:19,426
It's not all bad.

727
00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:22,516
[Hinges squeaking]

728
00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:24,518
Oh.
How you feeling?

729
00:30:24,605 --> 00:30:27,521
Like maybe I should've
kept things off my mind tonight

730
00:30:27,564 --> 00:30:29,001
by reading a nice book.

731
00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:32,439
My friend Judi gave me
"The Secret Life of Bees."

732
00:30:32,526 --> 00:30:34,006
Okay.
Okay.

733
00:30:34,093 --> 00:30:35,616
[Clears throat]

734
00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:37,313
[Latch clicks]Pull!

735
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,054
[Hinges squeaking]

736
00:30:39,098 --> 00:30:41,187
You did it.

737
00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:43,058
Oh.

738
00:30:43,102 --> 00:30:45,234
[Mid-tempo music plays]

739
00:30:45,321 --> 00:30:47,541
♪♪

740
00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:50,718
I hate it
when I'm right.

741
00:30:58,769 --> 00:31:00,162
I'm not finding it.

742
00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:02,121
Well, it's got to be
in here.

743
00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:03,687
We had a small change
of plans,

744
00:31:03,774 --> 00:31:06,212
but sometimes you just got to
roll with it, right?

745
00:31:06,255 --> 00:31:07,561
Well, we didn't have
a plan.

746
00:31:07,648 --> 00:31:09,345
Don't you think --
No, no. No.

747
00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:11,086
Because when I think too h
about something,

748
00:31:11,173 --> 00:31:14,350
that's the second I start
talking myself out of it, okay?

749
00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:15,874
That's not true.

750
00:31:15,961 --> 00:31:19,181
Well, maybe not for you,
but it is for me.

751
00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:23,882
You've known me for 15 years.
Have I ever done anything?

752
00:31:24,795 --> 00:31:26,406
You --
No.

753
00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:29,409
I can't even blame Kevin for it,
'cause it's always been true.

754
00:31:29,496 --> 00:31:32,586
I make excuses, and I bail,
and I make excuses, and I bail,

755
00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:34,980
and, "Allison, you just always
make excuses and bail!"

756
00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:36,895
[Drawer slams]Jesus.

757
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:39,245
[Down-tempo music plays]

758
00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:41,116
I'm sorry.

759
00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:42,770
Ah.

760
00:31:42,857 --> 00:31:44,903
I just need to fid
this thing tonight,

761
00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:46,817
and I can't let
a little trespassing

762
00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:50,256
or some shitty nephew
who can't alphabetize

763
00:31:50,299 --> 00:31:52,258
create any more excuses.
Okay.

764
00:31:53,215 --> 00:31:55,130
Okay.

765
00:31:55,217 --> 00:31:57,132
Okay, but you must know --[Gasps]

766
00:31:57,219 --> 00:31:58,481
What?

767
00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:01,789
Gertrude Fronch.
[Snorts]

768
00:32:01,876 --> 00:32:04,661
It is a terrible name,
but I found it.

769
00:32:04,748 --> 00:32:06,098
Ha!

770
00:32:06,185 --> 00:32:09,579
♪♪

771
00:32:09,623 --> 00:32:10,841
[Door closes]

772
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,278
Hang on.
Wait.

773
00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:13,540
W-- Really?

774
00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:15,585
You don't actually believe
any of that?

775
00:32:15,672 --> 00:32:16,978
That's bullshit.

776
00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:18,806
You are not
some hopeless screw-up.

777
00:32:18,893 --> 00:32:20,677
Okay.
No.

778
00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:22,027
Don't do that.

779
00:32:22,114 --> 00:32:23,811
♪♪

780
00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:25,987
I'm here.

781
00:32:26,074 --> 00:32:29,208
I've been here,
standing next to you.

782
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,515
If you're some loser
who can't do anything,

783
00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:38,130
I follow your lead...
what does that make me?

784
00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:40,915
♪♪

785
00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:42,830
[Thud, alarm blaring]

786
00:32:42,873 --> 00:32:44,745
I guess you are right
sometimes.

787
00:32:44,832 --> 00:32:47,661
[Alarm blaring]

788
00:32:51,752 --> 00:32:53,058
What?

789
00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:54,189
[Studio audience laughi]

790
00:32:54,276 --> 00:32:56,800
Kevin, you caused
a citywide power outage,

791
00:32:56,887 --> 00:32:58,193
raided my diner,

792
00:32:58,237 --> 00:33:00,369
and basically held everyone
in here hostage.

793
00:33:00,456 --> 00:33:01,849
I think you owe us
an apology.

794
00:33:01,892 --> 00:33:05,374
Yeah.
We're...upset.

795
00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:07,115
[Studio audience laughing]

796
00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:10,640
And you should say you're...
sorry?

797
00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:15,863
Apologies are like tears.

798
00:33:15,906 --> 00:33:20,563
Everyone has to let them out
unless they're a real man.

799
00:33:20,650 --> 00:33:22,348
Dad, you taught me that!

800
00:33:22,435 --> 00:33:23,740
I-I never said that.

801
00:33:23,827 --> 00:33:25,090
What?

802
00:33:25,177 --> 00:33:26,743
How come I can't get through
to you today?

803
00:33:26,787 --> 00:33:29,224
Because Kevin stole
her hearing aid.

804
00:33:29,311 --> 00:33:30,486
What?!
What?!

805
00:33:30,573 --> 00:33:32,053
Okay.
Hold on.

806
00:33:32,097 --> 00:33:35,578
In my defense....
it has been pretty funny.

807
00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:37,015
[Laughs]

808
00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:39,321
And did you do this
before or after you caused

809
00:33:39,408 --> 00:33:42,977
a citywide emergency
where hearing would be crucial?

810
00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:44,718
Oh, way before.

811
00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:47,242
You have to take responsibility
for something,Kevin.

812
00:33:47,286 --> 00:33:48,417
Anything.

813
00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:50,637
Oh, Neil,
I'm so glad that you're back

814
00:33:50,724 --> 00:33:52,465
from your little...
crying thing.

815
00:33:52,552 --> 00:33:54,554
Will you please remind
these fine people

816
00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:57,383
of some of
my good qualities?

817
00:33:57,426 --> 00:33:58,775
I got nothing.

818
00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:01,648
See, Neil kn--
Wait. What?

819
00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:03,911
I guess you're pretty good
at accusing people

820
00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:05,739
of stealing
your dumb generator.

821
00:34:05,826 --> 00:34:07,828
Yeah.
And causing blackouts.

822
00:34:07,871 --> 00:34:11,875
Yeah. I'm starting to think that
maybe I should cause a blackout.

823
00:34:11,962 --> 00:34:13,181
Kill him!

824
00:34:13,268 --> 00:34:14,095
What?

825
00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:16,532
Uh, I--
Hit him!

826
00:34:16,619 --> 00:34:19,318
[Down-tempo music plays]

827
00:34:19,970 --> 00:34:23,931
The lights --
They're back on!

828
00:34:23,974 --> 00:34:26,238
[Studio audience laughing]

829
00:34:26,325 --> 00:34:27,413
Hey, look!

830
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:31,286
[Chuckles]
Well, will you look at that?

831
00:34:31,330 --> 00:34:33,941
Everyone was all mad
at me,

832
00:34:34,028 --> 00:34:36,291
and the generator
wasn't even missing!

833
00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:38,989
It was right here,
under this table!

834
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:42,210
Oh, I bet you all feel
real stupid now.

835
00:34:42,297 --> 00:34:44,038
But how did it get
over there?

836
00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:46,345
It's on wheels, D.
It must have just rolled.

837
00:34:46,388 --> 00:34:49,217
Sam, you're probably gonna
want to level out this floor.

838
00:34:49,304 --> 00:34:50,479
That's a real hazard.

839
00:34:50,523 --> 00:34:52,090
You'rea hazard.

840
00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:53,917
Ha!
That's the spirit.

841
00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:55,571
All right, gang.

842
00:34:55,658 --> 00:34:57,486
What do you say we have
some more laughs about this

843
00:34:57,573 --> 00:34:59,314
over a few dozen beers,
yeah?

844
00:34:59,401 --> 00:35:00,620
You go ahead.

845
00:35:00,707 --> 00:35:03,666
I'll catch up as soon
as I level out my floor.

846
00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:06,321
Don't worry, hon.
We'll get you a new hearing aid.

847
00:35:06,408 --> 00:35:07,627
What?

848
00:35:07,714 --> 00:35:09,803
It's a good thing
you're so good at sex.

849
00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:11,848
[Chuckles]
Damn right I am.

850
00:35:11,892 --> 00:35:13,415
[Studio audience laughing]

851
00:35:13,502 --> 00:35:16,766
[Down-tempo music playing]That was intense.

852
00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:19,421
Blackouts do that.

853
00:35:19,508 --> 00:35:21,336
People go nuts.

854
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:23,338
People do.

855
00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:26,646
That explains all that stuff...
outside.

856
00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:29,475
Probably related
to the whole blackout thing.

857
00:35:29,518 --> 00:35:31,868
Huh. Yeah. Totally.
Sure.

858
00:35:31,912 --> 00:35:34,480
Yeah. I mean, it has to be
a blackout thing.

859
00:35:34,523 --> 00:35:36,656
Chuck still has
his sawed-off, so...

860
00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:39,833
Right.
Of course.

861
00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:41,965
So...

862
00:35:42,052 --> 00:35:45,708
You hid the generator,
right?

863
00:35:45,795 --> 00:35:47,319
What?

864
00:35:47,406 --> 00:35:49,190
Come on.

865
00:35:49,277 --> 00:35:50,844
Pete would never.

866
00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:52,976
I don't even think Lorraine knew
there was a generator.

867
00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:55,196
And I didn't do it,
so...

868
00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:57,024
♪ I found you... ♪

869
00:35:57,067 --> 00:35:59,505
Are you smarter
than Kevin?

870
00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:01,594
Not if you ask Kevin.

871
00:36:02,899 --> 00:36:05,293
Huh.

872
00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:07,295
Yeah. Okay.
I did.

873
00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:09,863
Think of it as payback
on Kevin

874
00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:12,170
for trying to set me up
with Pete.

875
00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:14,955
Hmm.

876
00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:16,391
♪ You know that's true ♪

877
00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:19,351
So, what are you gonna do,
rat on me?

878
00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:21,309
♪ I found my someone... ♪

879
00:36:21,396 --> 00:36:25,400
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go to Dunkin'.

880
00:36:25,487 --> 00:36:29,404
♪ ...the day I found you You want anything?

881
00:36:29,448 --> 00:36:32,146
Sure,
if you wouldn't mind.

882
00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:33,669
Light and extra sweet.

883
00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:35,193
Oh.
Oh, n--

884
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,892
No, I'm not gonna, like,
get it for you.

885
00:36:38,979 --> 00:36:41,982
I was asking
if you want to come.

886
00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:45,725
♪ Lonely days have passed ♪

887
00:36:45,768 --> 00:36:47,117
Whatever.

888
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,293
Fine.

889
00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:49,250
Fine.

890
00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:54,342
♪ I'm glad I found you

891
00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:57,954
♪ At last ♪

892
00:36:58,041 --> 00:37:04,091
It's weird wanting something
so bad and finally getting it.

893
00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:06,136
It's new.

894
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,442
Yeah.

895
00:37:07,529 --> 00:37:09,749
[Dog barking, horn blowing
in distance]

896
00:37:09,836 --> 00:37:12,317
I'm moving in with Tammy.

897
00:37:12,404 --> 00:37:14,710
You are?

898
00:37:14,797 --> 00:37:17,757
Yeah. She'd been acting
really weird recently.

899
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,151
So I went over there thinking
she was gonna break up with me,

900
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,545
but she just asked me
to move in.

901
00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:26,983
And you said yes?

902
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:28,681
No.

903
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,380
But I'm gonna.

904
00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:35,427
[Down-tempo music plays]

905
00:37:35,514 --> 00:37:39,431
You won't live here
anymore.

906
00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:44,262
♪♪

907
00:37:44,349 --> 00:37:46,916
Neither will you.

908
00:37:47,003 --> 00:37:53,793
♪♪

909
00:37:53,836 --> 00:37:54,968
Hey.

910
00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:00,452
I'm happy for you.

911
00:38:00,539 --> 00:38:03,455
[Exhales sharply]

912
00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:05,457
Good night, Gertrude.

913
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,024
Night, Patty.

914
00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:13,943
♪♪

915
00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:15,336
[Door closes]

916
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,643
[Cellphone ringing]

917
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:22,778
Hello?

918
00:38:26,521 --> 00:38:29,307
Hey.
Thanks for coming by.

919
00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:30,133
Hey.

920
00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:31,961
[Exhales deeply]
Yeah.

921
00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:33,311
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah.

922
00:38:33,398 --> 00:38:35,138
Tonight was terrible.

923
00:38:35,225 --> 00:38:38,664
I was so annoyed
with Kevin.

924
00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:42,537
No, not annoyed.
I was, uh, disgusted.

925
00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:43,799
Yeah.
Yeah.

926
00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:46,715
He kept giving me
terrible marriage advice.

927
00:38:46,802 --> 00:38:49,152
Like...awful things.

928
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,460
But I-I think...

929
00:38:52,547 --> 00:38:54,767
I think I do a lot of it,
and...

930
00:38:54,854 --> 00:38:58,858
I don't know that I'm actually
that much better than him.

931
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:02,992
[Clears throat]

932
00:39:03,079 --> 00:39:04,864
You should have
your job back.

933
00:39:06,213 --> 00:39:09,042
It was wrong,
the way I fired you.

934
00:39:09,869 --> 00:39:14,526
I made it about me,
and -- and...I'm really sorry.

935
00:39:14,569 --> 00:39:16,963
[Down-tempo music plays]

936
00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:20,140
I do want to help you.

937
00:39:26,276 --> 00:39:28,540
[Exhales sharply]
Um, I'm sorry.

938
00:39:28,627 --> 00:39:30,019
I'm sorry.

939
00:39:30,106 --> 00:39:30,977
That's okay.
No.

940
00:39:31,064 --> 00:39:32,805
I'm -- I am so sorry.

941
00:39:32,892 --> 00:39:34,633
It's okay.
I'm so sorry.

942
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:36,591
[Sobs]

943
00:39:36,635 --> 00:39:38,593
Oh. Oh.

944
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,421
♪♪

945
00:39:40,508 --> 00:39:41,727
Okay.

946
00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:43,685
[Sobbing]

947
00:39:43,772 --> 00:39:46,079
It's okay.
It's okay.

948
00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:47,646
It's okay.

949
00:39:51,954 --> 00:39:53,391
So you're still mulling
how you're going to

950
00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:55,697
fake your own death?

951
00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:57,264
Like I said,
I haven't...

952
00:39:57,351 --> 00:39:58,570
figured it out yet.

953
00:39:58,657 --> 00:40:00,180
Allie,
you're stalling.

954
00:40:00,267 --> 00:40:01,877
You haven't packed yet?

955
00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:03,357
I shouldn't read into this,
right?

956
00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:04,880
Absolutely not.

957
00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:07,274
Oh...

958
00:40:07,361 --> 00:40:08,536
[Laughing]

959
00:40:08,623 --> 00:40:10,059
This is the last thing
I need to do.

960
00:40:10,146 --> 00:40:11,365
The last thing.

961
00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:12,975
One...
Uh-huh.

962
00:40:13,062 --> 00:40:14,803
Two...

963
00:40:14,890 --> 00:40:16,979
Man: Allison.Yeah?

964
00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:20,418
♪♪

965
00:40:21,549 --> 00:40:23,986
[Down-tempo music plays]

966
00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:32,342
♪♪

967
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:40,655
♪♪

968
00:40:40,742 --> 00:40:49,229
♪♪


