1 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:14,300 what is the meaning of that "graph" in the word "pornography"? 2 00:00:14,401 --> 00:00:17,301 That means he's learning something, right? 3 00:00:17,402 --> 00:00:20,002 You have shorthand, geography... 4 00:00:20,203 --> 00:00:22,103 and pornography... 5 00:00:22,704 --> 00:00:26,404 You know, when I watch porn, then I must be learning something. 6 00:00:26,605 --> 00:00:29,105 If nothing else, learning my penis. 7 00:00:29,106 --> 00:00:31,206 It should be called "kitography". 8 00:00:31,307 --> 00:00:34,307 You can graduate in kitography. Just imagine... 9 00:00:34,408 --> 00:00:37,808 You are a student, Beti Lu will come to see you he asks you to go out and you say: 10 00:00:37,809 --> 00:00:41,009 I'm sorry Beti, I have to go home to do homework in kitography. 11 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:43,610 I can't get out.'' 12 00:00:48,411 --> 00:00:51,211 See, that's why never he will not find a triple dildo. 13 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:54,012 - You think it's because of the space interval? - Exactly. 14 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:56,413 A girl never will allow it to exist. 15 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:59,314 Fascinating D�eri. What about this row? 16 00:00:59,415 --> 00:01:03,415 - Just for porn, right? - Just porn? O dear innocent Elena. 17 00:01:03,716 --> 00:01:07,716 This character has the best merchandise. Brought to you by an exclusive distributor. 18 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:10,617 He gets goods that no one else does gets before him. 19 00:01:10,718 --> 00:01:12,818 In return, he only asks a few concessions. 20 00:01:12,919 --> 00:01:15,419 Do you have a vacuum cleaner in my shop? 21 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,420 No porn for you! 22 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:22,321 - Okay, I'm next. What do I look like? - What is the opposite of a man? 23 00:01:22,422 --> 00:01:25,922 Anyway, what is this character? Some porn nazis? 24 00:01:26,023 --> 00:01:27,923 Don't say that to his face. 25 00:01:28,024 --> 00:01:29,424 Next! 26 00:01:33,225 --> 00:01:36,425 One with Severin, please. 27 00:02:00,226 --> 00:02:03,526 How you stand today with a double penetration? Is it a candle? 28 00:02:03,627 --> 00:02:07,127 You know, it should you have alphabetically double penetrations. 29 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:10,728 You know, I don't think I'm anything today interested in double penetration. 30 00:02:10,829 --> 00:02:14,129 How do you stand with the Asian groupies? with grannies and lesbians? 31 00:02:14,230 --> 00:02:16,030 - No porn for you! - What? 32 00:02:16,031 --> 00:02:17,531 Get out of my shop! 33 00:02:17,632 --> 00:02:20,532 - Listen mate... - Out! 34 00:02:24,833 --> 00:02:27,533 Next! 35 00:02:33,334 --> 00:02:36,534 I don't even see what the point is. 36 00:02:38,635 --> 00:02:41,635 I mean, what about personal education? 37 00:02:41,836 --> 00:02:44,436 Certainly. This is amazing! 38 00:02:44,937 --> 00:02:45,937 Ha! 39 00:02:46,038 --> 00:02:50,538 Porn is now on every network anyway. It's not like I'm missing anything. 40 00:02:50,839 --> 00:02:54,839 Look at this. It's cinematography. It's beautiful. 41 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,840 Oh God... 42 00:03:00,941 --> 00:03:04,941 This is good. I mean, look at the footage... 43 00:03:04,942 --> 00:03:07,942 ...corners. Everything is sexy, but it's not cheap. 44 00:03:08,043 --> 00:03:09,343 I know. 45 00:03:09,444 --> 00:03:12,944 It has been bothering me ever since FBI introductory alert. 46 00:03:13,745 --> 00:03:15,945 One would say it is... 47 00:28:20,546 --> 00:28:24,046 - This is incredible! - That's what I said too. 48 00:28:25,447 --> 00:28:28,447 I've had enough of these. Does he want them? 49 00:28:28,448 --> 00:28:31,048 Because I have no use for them. 50 00:28:31,249 --> 00:28:34,049 But you love yours pornographic Kramer. 51 00:28:34,050 --> 00:28:36,150 It doesn't affect me anymore, Gary. 52 00:28:36,251 --> 00:28:38,151 I can't jerk off. 53 00:28:38,152 --> 00:28:40,752 It should be taken from that porn Nazi. 54 00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:43,753 That's not a bad idea, Lepi. 55 00:28:43,854 --> 00:28:44,854 It didn't? 56 00:28:44,955 --> 00:28:48,055 No, it isn't. Record your own porn! 57 00:28:48,256 --> 00:28:51,256 - This will be good... - How hard can it be? 58 00:28:51,057 --> 00:28:53,857 I just need fufe, cameras, bed... 59 00:28:53,958 --> 00:28:57,058 Logic, reason, the ability to follow the normal communication with rational thought. 60 00:28:57,159 --> 00:28:59,259 Okay mate, I have to go. 61 00:29:02,460 --> 00:29:05,260 - Regina will stop by. - She spins? 62 00:29:05,261 --> 00:29:08,761 - Yes. - Does he get upset because he has an orgasm easily? 63 00:29:08,862 --> 00:29:12,562 - That has become a bit... usual. - Usually? 64 00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:16,663 She screams as she rubs herself on the bridge, and I end up with my fiancee. 65 00:29:16,764 --> 00:29:19,464 I'll bet you $20 each he gets bigger dicks than me. 66 00:29:19,565 --> 00:29:21,565 New pope or old? 67 00:29:21,666 --> 00:29:24,166 No, really. Because the new one looks like standard German fuck. 68 00:29:24,167 --> 00:29:27,167 The same Steve Holmes. With a funny smile. 69 00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:33,168 Do you know what he should do? Love life needs a little spice. 70 00:29:34,269 --> 00:29:35,769 Climb up. 71 00:29:35,770 --> 00:29:38,770 The wedding is in a month, Gary. I feel that the walls are drying up. 72 00:29:38,771 --> 00:29:41,271 - So put it off. - I can't. What if he hates me? 73 00:29:41,372 --> 00:29:43,172 - Get a lamp. - And I did! 74 00:29:43,273 --> 00:29:46,073 But mom grabbed last month when the power went out. 75 00:29:46,074 --> 00:29:48,074 She was in the hospital for a week. 76 00:29:48,175 --> 00:29:51,475 He knows what it's like when your mother takes advantage of you a sex toy as a means of illumination? 77 00:29:51,576 --> 00:29:54,976 I can't say I know, Lepi. I can't say I know. 78 00:29:57,377 --> 00:30:00,377 Hi Regina. You remember Lepog, don't you? 79 00:30:00,578 --> 00:30:03,078 I certainly remember. 80 00:30:04,479 --> 00:30:08,079 Actually, I think you met him at Kremer's party last week. 81 00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:09,080 Yes... 82 00:30:09,181 --> 00:30:11,081 Yes, I remember... 83 00:30:11,182 --> 00:30:15,182 - Oh God, is that a new table? - It is. I brought it yesterday. 84 00:30:15,783 --> 00:30:20,183 - Feels like real wood. - I believe it's mahogany. 85 00:30:20,984 --> 00:30:24,484 That's nice. I'm going to get food, do you want something? 86 00:30:24,585 --> 00:30:26,485 No thanks. 87 00:30:31,286 --> 00:30:33,486 - Did you see that? - I certainly did. 88 00:30:33,587 --> 00:30:36,587 Someone just took an interest in mine life and as soon as I speak 89 00:30:36,588 --> 00:30:39,388 as if she had cooled down from orgasm for life. 90 00:30:39,489 --> 00:30:42,389 You are made of glass for orgasms. 91 00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:48,390 I need money in advance, or I won't be able to pay the rent. 92 00:30:48,491 --> 00:30:52,091 - I don't care. - I work hard for you, this is not fair. 93 00:30:53,092 --> 00:30:54,592 No porn for you! 94 00:30:54,693 --> 00:30:57,693 - I don't want porn. - Then there is no work for you! 95 00:30:57,794 --> 00:30:59,594 I'm telling you... 96 00:31:00,195 --> 00:31:01,595 Next! 97 00:31:01,696 --> 00:31:02,696 Hi. 98 00:31:02,797 --> 00:31:07,297 I want an interracial one with fat lesbians to take away. 99 00:31:08,098 --> 00:31:09,998 wait a minute... 100 00:31:10,299 --> 00:31:14,299 - Don't I know you? - I wouldn't say... 101 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,300 No, I think I know you. 102 00:31:18,401 --> 00:31:23,401 No, I just have a specific face. I am often confused with Angelina Jolie. 103 00:31:23,502 --> 00:31:28,402 I can't even sit next to two of them of a child from Asia without being followed by the paparazzi 104 00:31:28,403 --> 00:31:30,403 and they try to take my picture. 105 00:31:30,504 --> 00:31:31,404 No... 106 00:31:31,505 --> 00:31:34,005 I know you. You are the one who chooses. 107 00:31:34,206 --> 00:31:35,906 No, it wasn't me. 108 00:31:36,007 --> 00:31:37,907 No porn for you! 109 00:31:38,008 --> 00:31:41,008 You don't understand�! I need this! 110 00:31:47,109 --> 00:31:48,309 Next! 111 00:31:48,510 --> 00:31:51,010 He wants to shave Nazi porn? 112 00:31:51,211 --> 00:31:54,011 Oh how! This character is untouchable. 113 00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:56,612 Like in the movie that character... 114 00:31:56,913 --> 00:31:58,613 ...Al Capone? 115 00:31:59,914 --> 00:32:01,414 - Something like that. - Whatever... 116 00:32:01,515 --> 00:32:05,515 What if I tell you that I have secret distributor number? 117 00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:10,316 - Come on! - But he has to do something for me. 118 00:32:10,617 --> 00:32:12,617 what would that be? 119 00:50:00,018 --> 00:50:03,018 Sejdi and Sa�a. Action... 120 00:50:09,119 --> 00:50:11,019 And your bread... 121 00:56:41,020 --> 00:56:43,820 They are ready for you. 122 00:56:43,921 --> 00:56:46,821 Paul, I'm not the character he wants... 123 00:56:46,922 --> 00:56:49,922 Get in there and jump you fucking dog! 124 00:56:52,923 --> 00:56:53,923 Serbia! 125 01:11:49,924 --> 01:11:53,424 And... cut! We are packing. 126 01:11:53,525 --> 01:11:55,025 Done? 127 01:11:56,326 --> 01:12:00,026 Fuck what they give us... 128 01:12:09,027 --> 01:12:11,027 And your bread... 129 01:12:21,328 --> 01:12:23,528 what is happening here? 130 01:12:23,629 --> 01:12:27,629 Good... We're shooting a boudoir scene, Geri... 131 01:12:28,730 --> 01:12:31,730 - In my living room? - And where else should I shoot... 132 01:12:31,831 --> 01:12:34,131 Into your living room! 133 01:12:34,232 --> 01:12:36,732 And what did you do to me? with things? 134 01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:39,333 I'm shooting some porn today, and... 135 01:12:39,334 --> 01:12:40,334 What? 136 01:12:40,435 --> 01:12:44,335 - I told you. - I think I would remember something like that. 137 01:12:45,736 --> 01:12:48,736 I filmed porn today and they paid me. 138 01:12:49,637 --> 01:12:52,137 I put everything into this lovely fur... 139 01:12:52,238 --> 01:12:54,138 Okay then... 140 01:12:58,039 --> 01:13:00,339 Are you sure this is it? good idea? 141 01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:03,940 So much for that you will see me today... 142 01:13:04,841 --> 01:13:07,941 Of course it is, beautiful. Of course it is. 143 01:13:08,042 --> 01:13:11,042 - You said you wanted me to spice things up. - Yes. 144 01:13:15,043 --> 01:13:20,243 Oops, Suzana. It looks good to my eye. 145 01:13:20,444 --> 01:13:22,444 Thanks Kremer. 146 01:13:24,145 --> 01:13:25,445 Good... 147 01:13:26,546 --> 01:13:29,046 Now that we are all set... 148 01:13:29,147 --> 01:13:31,047 Grandma! 149 01:13:31,948 --> 01:13:33,048 :D 150 01:13:35,849 --> 01:13:39,049 - You and Suzana are having sex here... - Hey! 151 01:13:39,050 --> 01:13:41,050 What's going on here, Kremer? 152 01:13:41,151 --> 01:13:44,051 Baki and Suzana are having sex here... 153 01:13:44,152 --> 01:13:47,052 All right, Baki. What I want him to do... 154 01:13:47,153 --> 01:13:49,653 This was supposed to be special for me and Suzana! 155 01:13:49,754 --> 01:13:51,654 And it is. Nice. 156 01:13:52,855 --> 01:13:53,855 Is. 157 01:13:53,956 --> 01:13:58,056 - You said he wanted to spice things up. - I thought with me, Kremer! 158 01:13:58,157 --> 01:14:02,357 Come on, Lepi. He knows he will this will be good for both of us. 159 01:14:02,458 --> 01:14:06,358 Good! But Lepi is not happy! 160 01:14:09,059 --> 01:14:11,559 Fuck you Sa�a Mati�! 161 01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:15,660 How a director can works under these conditions! 162 01:14:26,461 --> 01:14:27,961 Action! 163 01:33:24,962 --> 01:33:26,962 Cut! 164 01:33:28,063 --> 01:33:31,563 It was very fulfilling. 165 01:33:46,864 --> 01:33:50,364 I was thinking something. Tomorrow we can go to the supermarket. 166 01:33:50,565 --> 01:33:52,565 That sounds hot... 167 01:33:52,666 --> 01:33:55,066 And after that, maybe on a play on Broadway. 168 01:33:55,167 --> 01:33:58,667 That's what I've always wanted to see purple. 169 01:34:03,468 --> 01:34:06,468 - This show turns me on. - News? 170 01:34:06,569 --> 01:34:09,869 Yes, meteorologists are very sexy. 171 01:34:10,270 --> 01:34:12,270 Okay, that's enough! 172 01:34:12,271 --> 01:34:14,371 - I can't do this anymore! - What? 173 01:34:14,372 --> 01:34:15,372 Look... 174 01:34:15,473 --> 01:34:17,573 It's not you, it's me. 175 01:34:17,674 --> 01:34:20,974 Don't give me that "it's not you, it's me" thing, I invented it. 176 01:34:21,075 --> 01:34:24,075 Good! You are! All that about orgasm... 177 01:34:24,976 --> 01:34:28,476 - Don't men like women who have an orgasm? - In bed! 178 01:34:28,577 --> 01:34:32,477 You have it everywhere�! Bookstore, station, bakery... 179 01:34:32,678 --> 01:34:36,178 - Good night, Gary. - Hospital, grocer, fishmonger... 180 01:34:36,279 --> 01:34:38,779 ...the very center of the stock exchange! 181 01:34:40,080 --> 01:34:43,780 Pet shop, racing tracks, where does he get to! 182 01:34:43,881 --> 01:34:46,881 - Hello Noman. - Hi Gary. 183 01:34:48,382 --> 01:34:51,482 What brings you to my regions? 184 01:34:51,583 --> 01:34:55,183 If you're interested, Gary, I deliver 185 01:34:55,184 --> 01:34:57,684 discretionary packages of the highest importance! 186 01:34:57,785 --> 01:35:00,385 From Mr. Kremer to Mr. Chestnut. 187 01:35:00,486 --> 01:35:04,086 I am a verified and valued member US Postal Service. 188 01:35:04,587 --> 01:35:07,587 - Are you on duty? - No, I'm taking a break today. 189 01:35:08,888 --> 01:35:13,888 Take good care of this mate. It's a special video of Suzana and Lepo. 190 01:35:14,189 --> 01:35:16,189 Don't worry, Kremer friend. 191 01:35:16,290 --> 01:35:18,290 He can trust me. 192 01:35:18,391 --> 01:35:20,891 He can trust me! 193 01:35:23,892 --> 01:35:27,892 Gary, what about yours? horny woman? 194 01:35:29,493 --> 01:35:31,893 Munem Nomane! 195 01:35:34,394 --> 01:35:35,894 Look at that... 196 01:35:36,395 --> 01:35:39,395 Isn't that polyester? 197 01:35:49,396 --> 01:35:50,396 Next! 198 01:35:53,097 --> 01:35:54,997 Hello. 199 01:35:55,398 --> 01:35:58,698 I would like to buy a movie with... 200 01:36:00,599 --> 01:36:02,899 Meterologists. 201 01:36:03,300 --> 01:36:05,900 What is that in your hand? 202 01:36:06,001 --> 01:36:07,401 This? 203 01:36:20,602 --> 01:36:21,602 Hi. 204 01:36:21,903 --> 01:36:24,403 - Do I know you? - No. 205 01:36:25,004 --> 01:36:26,804 It seems familiar to me. 206 01:36:26,905 --> 01:36:28,805 I don't know why. 207 01:36:29,306 --> 01:36:32,806 - But it seems familiar to me. - That's strange. 208 01:37:17,007 --> 01:37:19,807 Yes, it tastes good. 209 02:00:02,908 --> 02:00:06,808 Isn't that... 210 02:00:10,009 --> 02:00:14,109 - That's not good. - Noman! 211 02:00:20,110 --> 02:00:22,610 Regina, what is she doing here? 212 02:00:23,011 --> 02:00:24,611 Hi Gary. 213 02:00:25,212 --> 02:00:27,012 It's not important. 214 02:00:27,113 --> 02:00:30,013 You should have sent it by mail video to Lepog! 215 02:00:30,114 --> 02:00:31,314 Right? 216 02:00:31,815 --> 02:00:35,315 Looks like I got a little... confused. 217 02:00:36,716 --> 02:00:41,616 Now excuse me, I'm going to the butcher "Gourmand" to satisfy needs. 218 02:00:46,317 --> 02:00:49,217 what is happening here? 219 02:00:52,918 --> 02:00:56,218 It looks like... Creamer! What is it doing! 220 02:00:56,219 --> 02:00:59,219 - Nice, it's not my fault! - You promised. 221 02:00:59,220 --> 02:01:01,320 Gary, tell them. Tell them! 222 02:01:01,521 --> 02:01:03,321 I trusted you! 223 02:01:03,522 --> 02:01:05,322 It wasn't an idea... 224 02:01:05,323 --> 02:01:08,323 - How did she end up there? - I don't know what he's talking about... 225 02:01:08,724 --> 02:01:11,324 You call that a row? 226 02:01:11,325 --> 02:01:13,325 Next! 227 02:01:20,326 --> 02:01:21,326 Hello. 228 02:01:21,727 --> 02:01:23,327 You? 229 02:01:23,428 --> 02:01:26,628 What's going on here? I said no porn for you! 230 02:01:26,729 --> 02:01:29,729 Don't rush me too much, mate. 231 02:01:29,930 --> 02:01:32,930 What do I have here? 232 02:01:33,031 --> 02:01:37,531 Maybe it's a list of titles from yours exclusive suppliers? 233 02:01:38,332 --> 02:01:41,532 what's new on the shelves today let's see... 234 02:01:41,733 --> 02:01:46,033 "Let them eat the cake" - it sounds like a tasty little treat. 235 02:01:46,634 --> 02:01:49,834 "Send it to me at bakery no. 72". 236 02:01:50,635 --> 02:01:53,035 What is this? Thriller? 237 02:01:53,136 --> 02:01:55,636 "Stuff me a gnome"? 238 02:01:55,837 --> 02:01:57,637 Enough! 239 02:01:59,338 --> 02:02:01,638 What does he want? 240 02:02:02,239 --> 02:02:04,639 You're done, porn nazi. 241 02:02:04,740 --> 02:02:07,740 Better pack up and get out of here. 242 02:02:07,741 --> 02:02:09,741 Next! 243 02:02:11,642 --> 02:02:14,742 What's the big deal with fake tits? I mean ladies... 244 02:02:14,843 --> 02:02:17,043 You already have them, and we adore them. 245 02:02:17,144 --> 02:02:20,644 Guys don't need fakes to be they liked them. Trust me. 246 02:02:20,645 --> 02:02:24,745 Besides, every girl says she wants to to fill the shirt so that it fits better. 247 02:02:24,846 --> 02:02:28,846 So you go, spend $5000, and finally you need new shirts again. 248 02:02:28,947 --> 02:02:30,847 Lose all that money. 249 02:02:30,948 --> 02:02:32,948 When it all comes together, 250 02:02:33,049 --> 02:02:36,249 it doesn't matter if your tits are real or fake. 251 02:02:36,450 --> 02:02:40,650 Men will still love you. I mean, what's the problem? 252 02:02:41,151 --> 02:02:44,151 These are real and they are spectacular. 253 02:02:44,952 --> 02:02:47,452 Sandra, what's going on here? 254 02:02:48,453 --> 02:02:51,953 Hi Gary. I heard him talking about them... 255 02:21:05,954 --> 02:21:13,954 Translation: Kampfar http://titlovi.com/