1 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:44,639 CHANGE TOO MUCH YOUR MAN? 2 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:47,954 ATTRACT HIM? TAKE IT AWAY? 3 00:00:47,955 --> 00:00:52,265 WHAT IS HIS IDEA ABOUT PERVERTED SEX? 4 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,810 THE LIST OF EXS 5 00:00:56,149 --> 00:00:57,908 STALKING YOUR EX: IT’S NOT HEALTHY, BUT WHEN YOU HAVE... 6 00:00:57,909 --> 00:00:59,710 DO: Follow him in public places. DON'T: Don't hit his children. 7 00:01:00,938 --> 00:01:02,855 HE JUST WANTS YOUR BODY? 8 00:01:02,949 --> 00:01:05,849 A) Give him hugs. B) Tighten your ass. 9 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:07,604 C) Palm your ass. 10 00:01:08,430 --> 00:01:11,455 LESS THAN PERFECT: The Story of a daughter who pleases her mother. 11 00:01:11,590 --> 00:01:13,477 Boys! Be a friend, no a companion. 12 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:19,555 WHEN YOUR SISTER IT'S BETTER THAN YOU 13 00:01:20,728 --> 00:01:25,054 DECORATE YOUR ROOM 14 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:33,769 How can you be so beautiful in the morning? 15 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:36,569 Am I? 16 00:02:44,113 --> 00:02:47,354 - I have to go, love. - I made soy sausages. 17 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:00,495 I was wondering if maybe you wanted to accompany me 18 00:03:00,496 --> 00:03:02,698 to my sister's wedding. 19 00:03:02,699 --> 00:03:04,838 There is a vegetarian option, I've already made sure. 20 00:03:06,469 --> 00:03:08,403 Are your parents going? 21 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:12,640 To her wedding? I think so. 22 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,305 I don't know, it seems like a something a little serious. 23 00:03:18,314 --> 00:03:20,749 I'm sorry, but... 24 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:23,852 Last night when you were eating me from behind seemed serious, 25 00:03:23,853 --> 00:03:25,650 but I couldn't see your face, so... 26 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:36,598 You know, if you want something without appointment, you can call me. 27 00:03:36,599 --> 00:03:41,104 Thanks, Rick. That's very generous of you. 28 00:03:42,038 --> 00:03:44,206 Then. 29 00:03:44,207 --> 00:03:47,575 - See you around. - It turns green. 30 00:03:56,085 --> 00:03:57,689 Colin, hurry up! 31 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,461 Ally, I could have told you 32 00:04:06,462 --> 00:04:08,930 two months ago things with Rick they wouldn't work. 33 00:04:08,931 --> 00:04:10,265 Why? 34 00:04:10,266 --> 00:04:12,534 You love meat and hate it who rides a bicycle. 35 00:04:12,535 --> 00:04:14,870 - I really love meat. - And to be honest, 36 00:04:14,871 --> 00:04:18,409 I've always been worried about the fact that he only wants doggy style sex. 37 00:04:18,574 --> 00:04:20,743 You know, there are people who like that. 38 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,016 No, nobody likes it. 39 00:04:22,312 --> 00:04:24,413 Even dogs can barely wait for it to end. 40 00:04:24,414 --> 00:04:28,050 How many relationships do I have? Have you even met this guy? 41 00:04:28,051 --> 00:04:29,484 Many, obviously. 42 00:04:29,485 --> 00:04:32,682 Hi, I'm the bride. My name is Daisy. 43 00:04:59,482 --> 00:05:00,984 Hello. 44 00:05:02,585 --> 00:05:05,350 - Hello, guys. - Hello. 45 00:05:06,522 --> 00:05:09,127 And now? Are you thinking or smelling? 46 00:05:09,525 --> 00:05:11,827 Without a doubt, smelling. 47 00:05:11,828 --> 00:05:13,694 It's obvious what he's thinking. 48 00:05:14,297 --> 00:05:16,031 She is teasing. 49 00:05:16,032 --> 00:05:19,229 It was true if you were talk about the smell of his fingers. 50 00:05:25,675 --> 00:05:28,280 - Ally. - Hello. 51 00:05:31,681 --> 00:05:34,514 Jet Li is not related by Bruce Lee. 52 00:05:35,017 --> 00:05:37,386 No, Lee is a nickname very common Chinese. 53 00:05:37,387 --> 00:05:39,753 They both know Kung Fu, but... 54 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:42,755 Don't take off your coat. 55 00:05:43,393 --> 00:05:45,793 Okay, I'll call you later. 56 00:05:50,032 --> 00:05:53,502 Honey, I have to fire you. 57 00:05:53,503 --> 00:05:57,269 Sorry, but we are make very deep cuts. 58 00:06:01,677 --> 00:06:05,154 - Who else was fired? - For now... 59 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:07,845 Just you. 60 00:06:32,508 --> 00:06:36,581 Hi, mom, I'll call you right away. I'm in a meeting. 61 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,205 10 GLAMOROUS CLOTHES TO WORK AT NIGHT 62 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:48,239 It's not necessary. 63 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:51,193 THIS SCALE IS YOURS NEW BEST FRIEND? 64 00:06:51,194 --> 00:06:52,491 No. 65 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,919 WITH HOW MANY MEN HAVE YOU ALREADY SLEPT? 66 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,137 THE AVERAGE NUMBER FROM A WOMAN IS 10.5 67 00:07:02,138 --> 00:07:04,675 10.5? Damn! 68 00:07:06,976 --> 00:07:08,410 I apologize, 69 00:07:08,411 --> 00:07:10,879 but here it says that the number average of relationships that 70 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,849 women have during whole life is 10.5. 71 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:15,886 Yeah, it seems pretty high. 72 00:07:16,118 --> 00:07:18,848 High? No, it's low! 73 00:07:18,921 --> 00:07:22,186 - 10.5 is low! - If you say so. 74 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:52,247 PEOPLE I SLEPT WITH 75 00:08:13,175 --> 00:08:14,847 Valerio! 76 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:38,967 Finally! 77 00:08:38,968 --> 00:08:40,936 Hello, mom. 78 00:08:42,572 --> 00:08:43,805 Sorry. 79 00:08:43,806 --> 00:08:45,774 Sorry, the train was late. You look great! 80 00:08:48,377 --> 00:08:49,879 I'm letting my bangs grow. 81 00:08:51,213 --> 00:08:53,415 Where is Rick? 82 00:08:53,416 --> 00:08:55,987 You are on a business trip. Of his business. 83 00:08:56,152 --> 00:08:58,620 I was so anxious for finally meeting him! 84 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,956 At least this It doesn't just have flaws. 85 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,596 Why aren't you wearing the dress I gave you? 86 00:09:04,327 --> 00:09:06,294 This was the dress you gave me. 87 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:09,094 What? On the mannequin it was very different! 88 00:09:09,999 --> 00:09:12,834 - Is Daisy up there? - It is. She's very upset. 89 00:09:12,835 --> 00:09:14,436 Okay, I'll go see her. 90 00:09:14,437 --> 00:09:16,234 Go there, please. 91 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:20,475 - Your cousin Beau is here! - Second cousin. 92 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:23,844 He's my second cousin degree, it doesn't belong to me! 93 00:09:26,048 --> 00:09:27,618 Beau. 94 00:09:29,185 --> 00:09:30,318 Hello. 95 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:31,953 Thank God you arrived! 96 00:09:31,954 --> 00:09:34,992 The mother has been unbearable since that Eddie's parents arrived here. 97 00:09:35,024 --> 00:09:38,560 She doesn't believe that marriage Hers is over and theirs is not. 98 00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:40,061 Well dad will be here soon, 99 00:09:40,062 --> 00:09:41,791 so she will have someone who to focus the hate on. 100 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:44,956 The father doesn't come, she doesn't come to me let him invite him. 101 00:09:45,434 --> 00:09:47,163 Are you going to invite him? 102 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:49,042 I don't know. 103 00:09:53,809 --> 00:09:57,045 What was the real name of the Sinister puppeteer? 104 00:09:57,046 --> 00:09:59,166 Are you referring to the guy who lived next door? side that was obsessed with me? 105 00:09:59,249 --> 00:10:02,319 -Jerry Perry. -Jerry Perry! Thanks. 106 00:10:05,921 --> 00:10:07,150 What are you writing? 107 00:10:08,591 --> 00:10:10,225 Nothing, just a few notes for my toast. 108 00:10:10,226 --> 00:10:11,559 Will it rhyme? 109 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,995 It depends. What rhymes with "orgy"? 110 00:10:14,096 --> 00:10:16,331 Keep it with less three minutes? Are you ready? 111 00:10:16,332 --> 00:10:18,533 - You look beautiful! - Thanks. 112 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:20,669 Go ahead, I'm going down now. 113 00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:21,933 He is well. 114 00:10:24,173 --> 00:10:26,041 Eight, nine, ten, eleven. 115 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,209 Twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen. 116 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:32,579 Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen. 117 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:36,779 Damn! Nineteen? 118 00:10:46,595 --> 00:10:48,995 Can you give me attention, please? 119 00:10:52,201 --> 00:10:58,006 Can you pay attention to me? I want to thank you all. 120 00:10:58,007 --> 00:10:59,201 How cute! 121 00:11:03,512 --> 00:11:05,048 Beau. 122 00:11:07,283 --> 00:11:10,385 Be careful, he's a bit rough on the nipples. 123 00:11:10,386 --> 00:11:15,358 ...to make my dream come true, Daisy and Eddie's engagement. 124 00:11:16,492 --> 00:11:18,649 As most already know, we are a family 125 00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:20,366 where we like toast each other. 126 00:11:20,529 --> 00:11:25,398 So let's start with Daisy's older sister. Ally. 127 00:11:25,968 --> 00:11:27,504 Ally. 128 00:11:31,407 --> 00:11:32,943 Hello. 129 00:11:33,342 --> 00:11:34,673 Hello. 130 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:48,556 When Daisy told me that I hung out with Eddie, 131 00:11:48,557 --> 00:11:49,786 I didn't believe myself. 132 00:11:51,227 --> 00:11:54,929 I just said "Eddie Vogel?" 133 00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:57,332 The idiot who hung out with you in Secondary? 134 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,733 He was the biggest idiot ever! 135 00:12:01,003 --> 00:12:03,836 It was worse than "Mãos- de-Baby", does he remember? 136 00:12:05,074 --> 00:12:06,610 "Baby Hands". 137 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,411 Do you know how Did Eddie break up with her? 138 00:12:10,746 --> 00:12:14,048 He started walking with the best her friend, who is here, by the way! 139 00:12:14,049 --> 00:12:16,188 Sheila, get up. 140 00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:23,224 But... 141 00:12:23,225 --> 00:12:24,954 But... 142 00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:30,098 when Eddie saw Daisy at the secondary school reunion, 143 00:12:30,099 --> 00:12:32,667 realized the mistake he had made. 144 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,101 No offense, Sheila. 145 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,704 And now, Eddie is amazing! 146 00:12:36,705 --> 00:12:38,773 Little would you know what it is the same type. 147 00:12:38,774 --> 00:12:42,005 Apart from the part that he is just as he is! 148 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,449 Creed! 149 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:48,249 I would have liked to have gone to reunion with my class, 150 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,786 but I was leaving grow bangs. 151 00:12:50,719 --> 00:12:54,360 I'm always letting it grow. Don't want to have bangs. 152 00:12:58,060 --> 00:13:01,257 Well, for Daisy and Eddie! 153 00:13:03,566 --> 00:13:05,033 Okay, okay. 154 00:13:12,141 --> 00:13:15,977 Okay, for Daisy and Eddie and the rest of your lives! 155 00:13:15,978 --> 00:13:19,477 - For Daisy and Eddie! - For Daisy and Eddie! 156 00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:24,219 Alright, it's time to play! 157 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,788 - A game? Seriously? - Of course! 158 00:13:26,789 --> 00:13:31,125 But which one? God, which one do we play? 159 00:13:31,126 --> 00:13:33,628 Let's write the number of people we sleep with. 160 00:13:33,629 --> 00:13:35,263 - Good idea, Katie. - What? 161 00:13:35,264 --> 00:13:38,870 We need paper and more drinks. I'll be back soon. 162 00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:47,141 Of all the bars of all cities. 163 00:13:47,142 --> 00:13:50,339 Of all the clichés from all over the world. 164 00:13:52,605 --> 00:13:54,985 I didn't think you would stay so bad about the dismissal. 165 00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:59,187 I no longer have to laugh at yours jokes because you're not my boss anymore. 166 00:13:59,188 --> 00:14:02,294 Leave the drinks with me. I feel bad about what happened. 167 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,192 Seriously? 168 00:14:04,193 --> 00:14:06,494 Thanks. I can't pay them, anyway. 169 00:14:06,495 --> 00:14:08,062 Can I be honest? 170 00:14:08,063 --> 00:14:10,398 It never seemed to me that you liked Marketing. 171 00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:11,532 I liked it. 172 00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:13,201 Yeah, but you didn't love it. 173 00:14:13,202 --> 00:14:15,136 I think I did you a favor. 174 00:14:15,137 --> 00:14:16,949 Now you can arrange the job you love 175 00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:19,835 with a boss you like. 176 00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:21,972 I like you. 177 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,614 Seriously? As? 178 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,053 She bought the bottle all, didn't you buy it? 179 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,554 Okay, write the number of guys they slept with 180 00:14:33,555 --> 00:14:35,490 and put the paper in this jar, 181 00:14:35,491 --> 00:14:38,626 then we take another paper, and we guess who it belongs to. 182 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:39,928 Daisy, you're the first. 183 00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:41,226 Yes. 184 00:14:42,598 --> 00:14:43,798 Four. 185 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,350 - It's mine! - No no! 186 00:14:46,351 --> 00:14:48,436 That's not how to play! You're supposed to guess. 187 00:14:48,437 --> 00:14:51,339 Who didn't guess? She married Matt when she was 12 years old. 188 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:53,908 I'm surprised May there have been so many. 189 00:14:53,909 --> 00:14:55,581 Katie, it's your turn, come on. 190 00:14:57,212 --> 00:15:00,048 Eight. Eight... it's Daisy's. 191 00:15:00,049 --> 00:15:03,052 Yes and I am twice more woman than you. 192 00:15:03,786 --> 00:15:05,117 Six. 193 00:15:05,454 --> 00:15:07,559 - Jamie? - Yes, it's mine. 194 00:15:07,756 --> 00:15:09,428 Wait a minute, you were with seven. 195 00:15:09,758 --> 00:15:12,527 - I never had sex with Lars. - Yes, you did. 196 00:15:12,528 --> 00:15:15,463 No. He only penetrated me one a little bit doesn't count. 197 00:15:15,464 --> 00:15:17,933 - How much came in? - This. 198 00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:19,760 This is what? It doesn't tell me anything. 199 00:15:19,761 --> 00:15:21,536 I have no idea how Lars' penis is big. 200 00:15:21,537 --> 00:15:23,705 But I know. Account. 201 00:15:23,706 --> 00:15:26,107 How much do you have to pay to be considered sex? 202 00:15:26,108 --> 00:15:27,875 Something more than the head. 203 00:15:27,876 --> 00:15:30,345 Okay, there are seven. Eight, that is. 204 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,180 - Damn, it's nine! - Good! 205 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,785 Okay, Jamie, now it's you. 206 00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:38,186 Thirteen? 207 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,488 Thirteen? Who had thirteen? 208 00:15:40,489 --> 00:15:41,556 Me. 209 00:15:41,557 --> 00:15:43,358 - Bitch! - Cow! Bitch! 210 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,929 -Sheila! - Bitch! 211 00:15:45,627 --> 00:15:47,228 You big whore! 212 00:15:47,229 --> 00:15:48,496 What's the problem? 213 00:15:48,497 --> 00:15:51,799 There are thirteen different dicks in a single vagina. 214 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,869 They weren't all there at the same time. 215 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:58,067 You know what else? That's enough. Ally, it's you. 216 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,436 He is well. 217 00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:04,711 Go, go! 218 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,117 Look at this! Nine. 219 00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:15,456 I took mine off. The game is over. 220 00:16:15,457 --> 00:16:17,789 Wait a minute. Here's a 1. Is it yours? 221 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,661 Good God! 222 00:16:20,662 --> 00:16:22,196 There were ninety-one! 223 00:16:22,197 --> 00:16:24,427 No! There were nine. 224 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,472 There were nineteen. 225 00:16:26,769 --> 00:16:28,168 Nineteen! 226 00:16:31,173 --> 00:16:32,868 Hello, friend. 227 00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:35,009 He is well. I admit it. There were nineteen. 228 00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:37,979 It's almost double the average national. It's bad. 229 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:41,549 And get this, there's an article full in Marie Claire about this. 230 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:44,719 I thought the game would do feel better with my number, 231 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:48,122 but now I think the old lady from the train was right, it's loud. 232 00:16:48,123 --> 00:16:50,291 Apparently in America 96% of women, 233 00:16:50,292 --> 00:16:54,262 who had twenty or more Guys, don't find a husband. 234 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,963 And do you really say 20? 235 00:16:55,964 --> 00:16:57,432 And what about it? Who did this study? 236 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,767 The magazine's scientists Marie Claire? 237 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:02,770 Look, this magazine taught me how to have orgasms. 238 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:05,773 In fact, the study was carried out by Dr. Helen Fig, 239 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,342 sexologist at Harvard University. 240 00:17:08,343 --> 00:17:09,537 Shit! 241 00:17:09,711 --> 00:17:11,846 I see this in mine practice all the time. 242 00:17:11,847 --> 00:17:14,348 When you are too sexually available, affects self-esteem, 243 00:17:14,349 --> 00:17:18,686 and before you know it, you'll already be 45, you will have no self-respect, no husband, 244 00:17:18,687 --> 00:17:21,019 no musculature in private parts. 245 00:17:22,357 --> 00:17:24,932 Yeah, but that won't happen to me. 246 00:17:25,194 --> 00:17:26,928 Harvard says the limit is twenty. 247 00:17:26,929 --> 00:17:30,501 I was nineteen, so, I still have a chance. 248 00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:33,301 Right. 249 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,974 I'm going to make a proclamation. 250 00:17:36,338 --> 00:17:38,534 Shut up! I am proclaiming. 251 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:45,108 I won't sleep with anyone else kind of not sure it's the only one. 252 00:17:45,514 --> 00:17:46,881 I may not have control about a lot of things, 253 00:17:46,882 --> 00:17:49,920 But I have control over my private parts! 254 00:17:50,552 --> 00:17:53,754 The next one who goes on vacation in "Casa Esperanza", 255 00:17:53,755 --> 00:17:55,823 will be my husband. 256 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,191 - Yes! - Very good. 257 00:17:57,192 --> 00:18:00,695 To take control of my own destiny! 258 00:18:00,696 --> 00:18:03,028 To the control outlets! 259 00:18:07,769 --> 00:18:11,639 Better decision making and achieve goals! 260 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:15,008 Better decision making and achieve goals! 261 00:18:15,244 --> 00:18:17,144 At twenty! 262 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,578 At twenty! 263 00:19:00,856 --> 00:19:02,426 Shit! 264 00:19:11,366 --> 00:19:14,506 My God! 265 00:19:18,941 --> 00:19:20,074 Hello. 266 00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,661 I slept with my ex-boss. 267 00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:23,271 - Carol? - No. 268 00:19:23,272 --> 00:19:25,079 Which got me fired. 269 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,648 - Were you fired? - It's your fault! 270 00:19:27,649 --> 00:19:30,482 When I tried to get you out of the bar, Last night you spat at me. 271 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,119 But I congratulate you. 272 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,293 You said 20 would be your husband. You've reached the twentieth. 273 00:19:34,356 --> 00:19:36,090 - Shut up. - I have to admit it 274 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:38,459 who didn't think that if it happened so fast, 275 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,654 but I'm so excited! 276 00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:42,563 Look, Eddie, Ally is getting married! 277 00:19:42,564 --> 00:19:44,232 - Cool! - He's scared. 278 00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:47,034 I know you're acting like a bitch, but perhaps he will become my husband. 279 00:19:47,035 --> 00:19:50,505 Maybe it's fate, now we have a good story for the grandchildren. 280 00:19:53,308 --> 00:19:56,539 I don't know why I never considered it before. 281 00:20:03,418 --> 00:20:04,920 He is not my husband. 282 00:20:10,659 --> 00:20:12,426 - Good morning! - Good morning! 283 00:20:12,427 --> 00:20:14,629 - We ran out of toilet paper. - He is well. 284 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,063 Did you make coffee? 285 00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:18,499 No, you pass by a Starbucks when you go to the T. 286 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,135 Okay. Did you buy the newspaper? 287 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:22,603 No, I don't buy that. 288 00:20:24,873 --> 00:20:26,773 - Good morning, 6-C. - This isn't mine. 289 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:30,177 Okay, I'm locked out of the apartment. 290 00:20:30,178 --> 00:20:33,981 Keys and wallet are everything there. May I use the phone? 291 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,284 Sure, let me come get you. 292 00:20:36,285 --> 00:20:38,052 Look, Roger, why don't you Shall we talk later? 293 00:20:38,053 --> 00:20:40,621 Because I think the neighbor's 6-A needs my help. 294 00:20:40,622 --> 00:20:42,158 - Colin. - Hello. 295 00:20:42,257 --> 00:20:44,191 - Pleasure to meet you. - Yes. 296 00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:49,329 So... 297 00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:52,070 How about dinner later in the evening? 298 00:20:53,201 --> 00:20:55,369 Right at night? 299 00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:58,373 We have a meeting condominium. 300 00:20:59,274 --> 00:21:01,970 So it is! Condominium meeting. 301 00:21:03,612 --> 00:21:06,911 We are trying to expel a noisy bird. 302 00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:10,254 But what if I call you later 303 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:16,657 and maybe we could plan our meeting for another time. 304 00:21:16,658 --> 00:21:17,852 He is well. 305 00:21:27,269 --> 00:21:28,805 Goodbye. 306 00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:36,580 Hi, I'm Roger. 307 00:21:37,245 --> 00:21:39,647 Do you think the woman who left your apartment 308 00:21:39,648 --> 00:21:42,083 could have helped you with problem with you being locked up? 309 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:46,253 Right. 310 00:21:46,254 --> 00:21:49,223 There is a situation of that I want to get away from. 311 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:51,359 It's not like your situation. 312 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,594 Did you lie to her and me? 313 00:21:53,595 --> 00:21:56,769 I see this as a way of Don't hurt her feelings. 314 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,835 This is highly. Where did you get it? 315 00:22:00,836 --> 00:22:02,372 I did it. 316 00:22:03,004 --> 00:22:05,106 - No kidding. - Earring. 317 00:22:05,107 --> 00:22:07,074 Look, I don't want to have involvement in your adventure 318 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,844 to sleep with all Boston women, are you okay? 319 00:22:09,845 --> 00:22:11,381 We are like sisters. 320 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,383 I thought you were cooler. I saw the toast you made on YouTube. 321 00:22:15,384 --> 00:22:17,118 It seemed to me that you had sense of humor. 322 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:19,588 Those bitches put their my freebie on YouTube? 323 00:22:20,122 --> 00:22:21,756 How have you seen him? 324 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,123 I have everyone here building on Google Alert. 325 00:22:24,226 --> 00:22:27,161 I come from a family of police officers, Investigating is in the blood. 326 00:22:27,396 --> 00:22:30,331 The 4D guy tried marry your own dog. 327 00:22:30,332 --> 00:22:32,505 - No! The Bandit? - Yes, yes. 328 00:22:33,235 --> 00:22:37,338 Well, it seems that the area is clean. 329 00:22:37,339 --> 00:22:39,540 Thanks. You're cute. 330 00:22:39,541 --> 00:22:40,804 And you are a pig. 331 00:22:50,352 --> 00:22:51,519 That's fine. 332 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:55,718 Okay, that's enough. I think the idea is just to prove it. 333 00:22:56,057 --> 00:22:58,225 Why? No one will come back to see me naked. 334 00:22:58,226 --> 00:22:59,493 I must enjoy life. 335 00:22:59,494 --> 00:23:02,930 Of course, as if you were celibate. 336 00:23:02,931 --> 00:23:05,633 I have no choice. Said he was going to stop at the twentieth, 337 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:09,437 and now, thanks to that finger sniffer, I got there. 338 00:23:09,438 --> 00:23:11,572 Just promise me you won't you will put me at the singles table, 339 00:23:11,573 --> 00:23:14,008 with Sheila and her mother. Please! 340 00:23:14,009 --> 00:23:16,255 Organizing seating is very complicated. 341 00:23:16,845 --> 00:23:18,408 Creed! 342 00:23:20,182 --> 00:23:21,982 Wait a minute. 343 00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:25,123 - Is that guy familiar? - No. 344 00:23:26,555 --> 00:23:29,566 - Shit! - What it was? 345 00:23:30,025 --> 00:23:33,495 It's Disgusting-Donald! I dated him. 346 00:23:34,930 --> 00:23:37,695 - Did I meet him? - No, no one did. 347 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:42,273 It was because of him that I learned to cook. 348 00:23:42,938 --> 00:23:46,704 We have nothing to eat! Baby, let's go out. 349 00:23:47,976 --> 00:23:52,313 I don't know, there's a lot people on the street. 350 00:23:52,314 --> 00:23:54,549 Come on, I want to try the new korean barbecue restaurant 351 00:23:54,550 --> 00:23:55,854 that everyone is talking about. 352 00:23:55,884 --> 00:23:58,219 I can make Korean barbecue. It's easy. What do we need? 353 00:23:58,220 --> 00:24:01,223 A table with a barbecue upstairs. 354 00:24:01,423 --> 00:24:05,359 He doesn't look like anything to me disgusting, it's even cool. 355 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,194 I know, but I think it's him. 356 00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:09,868 Well, go say hello and find out! 357 00:24:22,811 --> 00:24:24,378 Ally? 358 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,514 -Donald? - My God! 359 00:24:26,515 --> 00:24:27,882 - It's you. - Hello. 360 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:32,486 Hello. I don't believe it. I don't believe that. 361 00:24:32,487 --> 00:24:34,284 Well, well... 362 00:24:36,858 --> 00:24:40,060 Ally, I introduce you to my bride, Cara. 363 00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:41,161 - Hello. - This is Ally. 364 00:24:41,162 --> 00:24:43,531 - Pleasure to meet you. - Likewise. 365 00:24:43,532 --> 00:24:47,935 So how do you did you know? 366 00:24:49,004 --> 00:24:51,143 - At a conference. - At a conference. 367 00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:53,741 Do you believe she Are you a rocket scientist? 368 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,342 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 369 00:24:55,343 --> 00:24:58,579 In fact, I'm an engineer, but he loves saying it. 370 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,652 - You know, because it's not typical... - I understand. 371 00:25:02,484 --> 00:25:04,554 Ally and I are old friends. 372 00:25:05,854 --> 00:25:07,993 What do you do here? 373 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:14,465 I'm trying some cakes for my marriage. 374 00:25:14,829 --> 00:25:17,093 I will also marry a scientist! 375 00:25:18,199 --> 00:25:20,895 He doesn't look smart either. 376 00:25:21,002 --> 00:25:22,536 I'm with my sister 377 00:25:22,537 --> 00:25:28,203 because he's at the North Pole, to address the melting problem. 378 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:30,006 Then. 379 00:25:30,045 --> 00:25:32,309 He'll probably sort it out. 380 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,882 I can't believe what he said that we were just friends. 381 00:25:34,883 --> 00:25:36,350 As if I were shameful! 382 00:25:36,351 --> 00:25:38,752 He had breasts. Big and hairy! 383 00:25:38,753 --> 00:25:40,287 I believe, I don't believe that be him. 384 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:42,189 He's better. It even looks taller. 385 00:25:42,190 --> 00:25:43,691 Many improve with age. 386 00:25:43,692 --> 00:25:46,493 I mean, you said it yourself that Eddie was an idiot. 387 00:25:46,494 --> 00:25:48,166 People change. 388 00:25:49,731 --> 00:25:51,131 You're right. 389 00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:52,666 Daisy, you are a genius. 390 00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:54,468 I don't have to be celibate or over twenty. 391 00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:55,868 What do you mean? 392 00:25:56,004 --> 00:25:58,973 Donald must not be my only ex that got better with time. 393 00:25:59,007 --> 00:26:00,645 Right. 394 00:26:01,176 --> 00:26:02,814 I adore you. 395 00:26:14,389 --> 00:26:15,720 Very good. 396 00:26:17,050 --> 00:26:20,141 Jake Adams. 397 00:26:21,296 --> 00:26:23,093 Right. 398 00:26:23,131 --> 00:26:24,394 Jake Adams' father. 399 00:26:24,766 --> 00:26:26,199 Jake Adams' Facebook. 400 00:26:27,602 --> 00:26:29,104 Right. 401 00:26:29,604 --> 00:26:31,138 Jake Adams III. 402 00:26:31,139 --> 00:26:33,240 No, Jake Adams IV. 403 00:26:33,241 --> 00:26:36,677 He forgets. Let's move on for now. 404 00:26:38,446 --> 00:26:40,278 What do we have next? 405 00:26:40,548 --> 00:26:42,721 Mike Miller. 406 00:26:43,551 --> 00:26:45,553 Eleven million results? 407 00:26:45,954 --> 00:26:47,592 Damn! 408 00:26:48,923 --> 00:26:52,063 From Cresskill, New Jersey. 409 00:26:52,727 --> 00:26:55,996 Eight million results? What the fuck? 410 00:26:55,997 --> 00:26:58,349 Mike Miller of Cresskill, New Jersey, 411 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:03,304 obsessed with Bruce Springsteen, big balls and small dick. 412 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,579 What? No, I believe! 413 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:10,239 Good God, stop! No! 414 00:27:16,418 --> 00:27:17,681 Goodbye. 415 00:27:36,304 --> 00:27:37,840 Balls. 416 00:27:46,548 --> 00:27:48,050 I told you to you don't put it there. 417 00:27:50,151 --> 00:27:51,755 Under the bed. 418 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:53,654 Hello. 419 00:27:53,655 --> 00:27:55,589 Good morning, 6-C. 420 00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:57,925 Look, I know you have company, 421 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:00,861 but I just want to make you one quick question. 422 00:28:00,862 --> 00:28:03,030 Remember when you said that you were good at investigating? 423 00:28:03,031 --> 00:28:06,672 Do you think maybe I could pay you for you to meet some people? 424 00:28:06,901 --> 00:28:10,270 Baby, if I'm gonna help you, you have to tell me more than that. 425 00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:12,410 It's just some guys with who I've dated. 426 00:28:12,741 --> 00:28:15,141 You have herpes. It wouldn't be a fun call to make. 427 00:28:15,310 --> 00:28:16,810 No, I... 428 00:28:16,811 --> 00:28:17,945 I don't know, it's just... 429 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:21,882 I think one of these guys deserves a second chance. 430 00:28:30,892 --> 00:28:33,429 No. I refuse to participate in this madness. 431 00:28:33,728 --> 00:28:36,663 I don't know why they ended with you and I have to protect them. 432 00:28:37,298 --> 00:28:39,562 Wait, why do you assume they were Are they the ones who finished me? 433 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:41,549 Because you seem to me the type of girl 434 00:28:41,550 --> 00:28:43,355 that tries to do with May bad things go well. 435 00:28:43,404 --> 00:28:45,072 Some call this optimism. 436 00:28:45,073 --> 00:28:47,174 I call it madness. 437 00:28:47,175 --> 00:28:48,549 Sorry for asking. 438 00:28:48,550 --> 00:28:50,544 - I already knew you were an idiot. - Don't freak out. 439 00:28:50,761 --> 00:28:52,412 That doesn't mean that I wouldn't sleep with you. 440 00:28:53,038 --> 00:28:54,052 Brutes! 441 00:29:09,697 --> 00:29:13,167 Colin! Colin, open the door! 442 00:29:14,302 --> 00:29:16,804 Colin, we have to go! Mom fell in the shower. 443 00:29:16,805 --> 00:29:19,239 - What? - She fell in the shower. 444 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,440 Hello. 445 00:29:20,441 --> 00:29:24,582 She's in the hospital. It's all wet. 446 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,047 We have to get out of here! 447 00:29:27,048 --> 00:29:29,750 They are drying it, as we talk. 448 00:29:29,751 --> 00:29:32,823 I'm so sorry, you seem be a great person. 449 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:35,622 I'm sure he will call you, but we have to go. 450 00:29:35,623 --> 00:29:37,921 Let's go! She's hurt. 451 00:29:41,329 --> 00:29:43,399 Very impressive. 452 00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:46,660 You help me find my exes, 453 00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,466 and I help you getting rid of yours. 454 00:29:48,803 --> 00:29:51,471 What happened to the conversation protection for your sisters? 455 00:29:51,472 --> 00:29:54,341 If they see what you are, they deserve what they get. 456 00:29:54,342 --> 00:29:56,037 Creed! 457 00:29:56,311 --> 00:29:58,755 This place is huge, isn't it? 458 00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:03,278 And you can use mine apartment as a hiding place. 459 00:30:05,086 --> 00:30:06,854 - Here it is. - Thank you very much. 460 00:30:06,855 --> 00:30:09,323 Thank you, Diana. Right. 461 00:30:09,324 --> 00:30:11,491 This is all the information that I have on them. 462 00:30:11,492 --> 00:30:13,393 Names, numbers latest phone... 463 00:30:13,394 --> 00:30:15,829 Look there! Addresses. 464 00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:19,833 Find out who is alive, single and on the East Coast, are you okay? 465 00:30:19,834 --> 00:30:22,234 Can I travel by car or by train but not by plane. 466 00:30:22,604 --> 00:30:25,706 The list was created in order of importance, so it starts at the top. 467 00:30:25,707 --> 00:30:28,342 Jake Adams. Is that the one that got away? 468 00:30:28,343 --> 00:30:30,410 Something like that. 469 00:30:30,411 --> 00:30:33,614 His father, also Jake Adams, owns half of Boston. 470 00:30:33,615 --> 00:30:36,516 - It should be easy to find. -Jake Adams? 471 00:30:36,951 --> 00:30:38,151 Well, it might not be difficult to find, 472 00:30:38,152 --> 00:30:39,688 but I guarantee you it will be difficult to reach him. 473 00:30:39,954 --> 00:30:42,022 You don't have the number, address or something? 474 00:30:42,023 --> 00:30:44,224 If I did, I wouldn't need you! 475 00:30:44,225 --> 00:30:47,527 I know Tom Piper is in race to become senator. 476 00:30:47,528 --> 00:30:49,963 And John Kimbal passes for third place. 477 00:30:49,964 --> 00:30:53,200 It should still be at Starbucks, but It was the best fuck I ever had. 478 00:30:53,201 --> 00:30:54,635 You haven't had one with me yet. 479 00:30:54,636 --> 00:30:57,938 No, but I've done it with others horny egocentric musicians, 480 00:30:57,939 --> 00:30:59,406 and for me, that's enough. 481 00:30:59,407 --> 00:31:01,141 What makes you think I'm a musician? 482 00:31:01,142 --> 00:31:02,799 You have a guitar in your apartment, 483 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,278 you dress just like that an excited teenager. 484 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,418 I paid for this sandwich, you horny musician! 485 00:31:06,681 --> 00:31:08,282 I don't understand. What's all this for? 486 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:09,516 Why not Do you find a new type? 487 00:31:09,517 --> 00:31:11,852 No, no new types. 488 00:31:11,853 --> 00:31:13,654 New is always better than old. 489 00:31:13,655 --> 00:31:15,022 Of course you say that. 490 00:31:15,023 --> 00:31:18,197 I bet the longest relationship It's been with this sandwich. 491 00:31:35,009 --> 00:31:36,877 - It's beautiful. - I know. 492 00:31:36,878 --> 00:31:39,608 Will you allow us to stay beautiful at your wedding? 493 00:31:40,281 --> 00:31:44,149 No. That's mom's dress. The ladies' ones are there. 494 00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:47,087 Sorry, it was my mother chose 495 00:31:47,088 --> 00:31:48,755 and I'm trying to make her happy, 496 00:31:48,756 --> 00:31:50,624 because I invited dad for the wedding. 497 00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:53,731 - Did you tell mom? - No, not yet. 498 00:31:57,398 --> 00:31:58,865 I think this is it, right? 499 00:32:01,736 --> 00:32:03,236 It's beautiful. 500 00:32:03,237 --> 00:32:05,305 - It's perfect. - I love him! 501 00:32:05,306 --> 00:32:07,103 That's so sissy! 502 00:32:07,542 --> 00:32:09,374 That's what I like. 503 00:32:09,410 --> 00:32:12,045 You don't want to have one on the night of wedding with him dressed? 504 00:32:12,046 --> 00:32:15,082 - I don't know. I want? - So you want it, newlywed. 505 00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:16,917 I'm just worried that with all these levels 506 00:32:16,918 --> 00:32:18,785 he doesn't find her vagina. 507 00:32:18,786 --> 00:32:21,254 - Well seen. - Forget the 69. 508 00:32:21,255 --> 00:32:24,491 She won't do the 69. 509 00:32:24,492 --> 00:32:27,461 - And why not? - Because she's grown up. 510 00:32:27,462 --> 00:32:29,262 The 69 is done when is seventeen years old, 511 00:32:29,263 --> 00:32:32,799 And if you're trying to do it all before before the parents arrive home. 512 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,034 Thanks! 513 00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:37,771 Matt always does this and I say let's do it at a time. 514 00:32:37,772 --> 00:32:39,740 What's the rush? 515 00:32:39,741 --> 00:32:41,742 Believe me, he found Dave Hansen! 516 00:32:41,743 --> 00:32:44,344 Wait a minute, are you after the your ex-boyfriends 517 00:32:44,345 --> 00:32:46,613 so you don't go over twenty? 518 00:32:46,614 --> 00:32:48,015 - What? - Think about it. 519 00:32:48,016 --> 00:32:49,583 If it works for any of them, 520 00:32:49,584 --> 00:32:51,785 means that our time together it was not in vain. 521 00:32:51,786 --> 00:32:53,720 Yes, but it didn't work with none of them 522 00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:55,589 because they weren't ideal for you. 523 00:32:55,590 --> 00:32:58,821 Dave Hansen. Not the magician Who did you date? 524 00:33:04,465 --> 00:33:06,604 I believe this is yours. 525 00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:16,642 I believe they are yours. 526 00:33:21,015 --> 00:33:23,316 You work quickly. 527 00:33:23,317 --> 00:33:26,053 This one was easy. He has a website. 528 00:33:26,054 --> 00:33:27,726 supersexymagic.com. 529 00:33:29,657 --> 00:33:31,792 Well, I'm sure I will find it, 530 00:33:31,793 --> 00:33:34,828 so you can go away. 531 00:33:34,829 --> 00:33:36,661 And miss the show? 532 00:33:43,571 --> 00:33:45,403 He is well. 533 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:50,677 No, I'm done here. 534 00:33:50,678 --> 00:33:51,907 Is it like that? 535 00:33:53,881 --> 00:33:56,349 Why? Because he's a bartender? 536 00:33:56,350 --> 00:33:58,418 No, because he still is a bartender. 537 00:33:58,419 --> 00:34:00,487 He is exactly where was nine years ago. 538 00:34:00,488 --> 00:34:03,238 An unemployed magician who sleeps until noon, 539 00:34:03,239 --> 00:34:07,027 bartender until 3am and takes coins from people. 540 00:34:07,028 --> 00:34:08,628 And you still keep the coins. 541 00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:12,265 So what? You can have fun, for old times. 542 00:34:12,266 --> 00:34:14,267 No, you know, really don't increase the number, 543 00:34:14,268 --> 00:34:16,837 I can't waste time with guys like him. 544 00:34:16,838 --> 00:34:18,538 High there. Is it because of this? 545 00:34:18,539 --> 00:34:23,777 You don't want to increase the number. So you don't want to sleep with me. 546 00:34:23,778 --> 00:34:27,314 There are many reasons why I don't sleep with you. 547 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:28,817 No, they don't exist. 548 00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:31,551 I don't know why girls They care so much about the number. 549 00:34:31,552 --> 00:34:34,988 You all got the girl ideal on the head, 550 00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:39,092 and if our number is high, no we can be that girl. 551 00:34:39,093 --> 00:34:41,561 The ideal girl. Tell me about her. 552 00:34:41,562 --> 00:34:44,197 You know, you can introduce her to the family. 553 00:34:44,198 --> 00:34:48,702 She's smart, but not smarter than that you, make pies with your mother, 554 00:34:48,703 --> 00:34:50,403 plays with his disabled sister, 555 00:34:50,404 --> 00:34:52,772 but when they are alone she takes off her glasses, 556 00:34:52,773 --> 00:34:55,075 wear something tight and eat in all shapes and sizes! 557 00:34:55,076 --> 00:34:57,878 This doesn't exist. If it existed, I would be sleeping with her. 558 00:34:57,879 --> 00:35:01,481 And what kind of kind cares How many have you slept with? 559 00:35:01,482 --> 00:35:03,086 The decent ones! 560 00:35:26,607 --> 00:35:30,077 Look there! What are you doing? 561 00:35:31,245 --> 00:35:32,678 Waiting... 562 00:35:34,048 --> 00:35:35,482 let Amy go. 563 00:35:35,483 --> 00:35:38,485 Made out with someone yesterday at night after I leave? 564 00:35:38,486 --> 00:35:40,520 That sounds so bad. 565 00:35:40,521 --> 00:35:43,024 We shared a romantic experience. 566 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:45,725 And then I told him I had a dentist appointment, 567 00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:47,720 and that's why I came to hide in your apartment 568 00:35:47,721 --> 00:35:48,660 until she freaks out. 569 00:35:48,661 --> 00:35:53,133 Yeah, you should use this time to do something useful. 570 00:35:53,134 --> 00:35:56,369 I am working. I made an account for you on Facebook. 571 00:35:56,370 --> 00:35:59,973 I don't want to have Facebook. What photo did you use? 572 00:35:59,974 --> 00:36:01,646 The one I took from you while you were sleeping. 573 00:36:01,943 --> 00:36:03,243 That might be better. 574 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,078 While you search, They can look for you too. 575 00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:06,717 Okay, but I refuse to log in to Twitter. 576 00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:11,151 Number 14, Evan Slater, sent you a friend request. 577 00:36:11,152 --> 00:36:12,986 Identified you in a photograph, 578 00:36:12,987 --> 00:36:16,423 and suggested that you become a fan of Tito's Tacos. 579 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:18,425 I liked Evan. 580 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:20,565 And who doesn't like tacos? 581 00:36:20,995 --> 00:36:23,168 He's adorable. 582 00:36:26,133 --> 00:36:28,768 As well as his wife and children. 583 00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:31,571 Obviously, you don't understand which is Facebook. 584 00:36:31,572 --> 00:36:33,707 You know, if you don't take this more seriously, 585 00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:36,438 I won't let you use my apartment. 586 00:36:37,044 --> 00:36:39,943 - Where's the coffee maker? - I broke it. 587 00:36:40,081 --> 00:36:42,311 If you had Twitter, you would already know. 588 00:36:46,821 --> 00:36:49,022 You owe me $19.95. 589 00:36:49,023 --> 00:36:51,057 What if I pay you in Chinese food? 590 00:36:51,058 --> 00:36:52,659 I ordered Charlie Chiang. 591 00:36:52,660 --> 00:36:54,662 Did you order ribs? 592 00:36:55,730 --> 00:36:57,266 I'll be there in five minutes. 593 00:36:58,466 --> 00:36:59,763 Hello. 594 00:36:59,867 --> 00:37:01,630 Hello, come in. 595 00:37:08,943 --> 00:37:10,911 - Our! - Then. 596 00:37:11,112 --> 00:37:12,946 My father didn't take me to many games, 597 00:37:12,947 --> 00:37:15,548 but we went to a lot of surveillance. 598 00:37:15,549 --> 00:37:17,187 It's impressive. 599 00:37:19,687 --> 00:37:22,053 Okay, Mike Miller and Eric Hamilton are married. 600 00:37:22,123 --> 00:37:25,525 As well as Valerio, the Italian. 601 00:37:25,559 --> 00:37:26,960 Sauce? 602 00:37:26,961 --> 00:37:28,561 Please, but no mustard. 603 00:37:28,562 --> 00:37:30,897 No mustard? It's the best part. 604 00:37:30,898 --> 00:37:32,365 If you hate it, it's not. 605 00:37:33,067 --> 00:37:36,569 - Do you already have anything by Jake Adams? - No, sorry. 606 00:37:36,570 --> 00:37:39,005 I already told you that the rich are very good at protecting privacy, 607 00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,405 but take it easy, we'll find him. 608 00:37:40,975 --> 00:37:42,876 What about Simon Forester? 609 00:37:42,877 --> 00:37:44,944 It is separate and has the house for sale, 610 00:37:44,945 --> 00:37:47,747 So I'm predicting that a divorce is on the way. 611 00:37:47,748 --> 00:37:50,650 Okay, let's try Simon. 612 00:37:50,651 --> 00:37:52,118 Simon. 613 00:37:52,119 --> 00:37:53,805 Right. What's my plan? 614 00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:57,255 A guy who's going to get divorced... Divorce... 615 00:37:59,827 --> 00:38:03,024 Could you find his lawyer and work there as an assistant. 616 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:07,835 Or do something easier and stop by the house that is for sale. 617 00:38:10,504 --> 00:38:13,740 A recently divorced man you just want to have fun. 618 00:38:13,741 --> 00:38:15,709 What you have to do is give him the best sex of his life. 619 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:18,812 He can't realize it fell in love until it was too late. 620 00:38:18,813 --> 00:38:22,579 So I have to appear to be someone to get married with incredible sex? 621 00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:23,938 Yes. 622 00:38:23,939 --> 00:38:26,186 - What are your brooches like? - What? 623 00:38:26,187 --> 00:38:28,688 Take it easy, I'm just try to help. 624 00:38:28,689 --> 00:38:30,824 Well if you must know, they are very good. 625 00:38:30,825 --> 00:38:33,093 What I still don't understand how It must have been the handjob. 626 00:38:33,094 --> 00:38:36,063 Well, I guarantee you that he you know how to do it, let it go. 627 00:38:36,597 --> 00:38:38,765 Okay, it should be here. 628 00:38:38,766 --> 00:38:40,302 - Ready? - Yes. 629 00:38:42,103 --> 00:38:45,300 That's cool. Simon did well. 630 00:38:45,506 --> 00:38:47,254 I wonder where the real estate agent. 631 00:38:48,175 --> 00:38:49,711 Hello? 632 00:38:54,882 --> 00:38:56,076 This is... 633 00:38:57,385 --> 00:38:58,918 But this... 634 00:38:58,919 --> 00:39:00,420 -Donald! - Ally! 635 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:02,423 But what the fuck do you do? my house? 636 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:08,728 The door was open, I thought it was for sale. 637 00:39:08,729 --> 00:39:13,030 No, no, this is my home. 638 00:39:13,033 --> 00:39:14,569 So... 639 00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:19,876 My fiance, Pierre, and I we are looking for a place 640 00:39:20,875 --> 00:39:23,643 for when he return from the North Pole. 641 00:39:23,644 --> 00:39:27,285 Ally, did you care? to return the photograph? 642 00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:31,449 Sorry. 643 00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:48,654 This was Disgusting-Donald. 644 00:39:48,769 --> 00:39:49,969 It didn't feel gross. 645 00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:52,254 That was when I dated Is he ok? 646 00:39:56,911 --> 00:39:58,645 My God, Simon is there! 647 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:01,911 Looks good for whoever is going through a divorce. 648 00:40:09,757 --> 00:40:11,057 Before taking note of my order, 649 00:40:11,058 --> 00:40:15,528 I must explain why a single, straight man, 650 00:40:15,529 --> 00:40:17,964 is on Bacon Hill, alone, drinking tea. 651 00:40:17,965 --> 00:40:19,833 Well... 652 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:23,873 I miss home and I would kill for something British. 653 00:40:31,345 --> 00:40:33,213 Okay, you can go. Now, I control. 654 00:40:33,214 --> 00:40:34,714 - Don't push me! - Get lost! 655 00:40:34,715 --> 00:40:36,285 Don't push me. 656 00:40:36,650 --> 00:40:38,755 - Go away! - I said don't push me! 657 00:40:39,053 --> 00:40:40,691 Ally Darling? 658 00:40:41,622 --> 00:40:43,192 Is that you? 659 00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:47,691 Simon, I can't believe it! 660 00:40:48,429 --> 00:40:50,431 What are the hypotheses? 661 00:40:52,099 --> 00:40:53,566 It's brilliant to see you. 662 00:40:53,567 --> 00:40:55,802 It's brilliant. 663 00:40:55,803 --> 00:41:00,740 Simon, this is my neighbor, Colin. But now he has to go. 664 00:41:00,741 --> 00:41:02,308 No, I don't. 665 00:41:02,309 --> 00:41:04,573 - Great pleasure. - No, it's my pleasure. 666 00:41:07,214 --> 00:41:09,249 It's spectacular to see... 667 00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:11,116 Were you like this when we dated? 668 00:41:11,285 --> 00:41:14,459 Well, I had bangs. 669 00:41:14,922 --> 00:41:17,561 Means "fringe". 670 00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:20,960 - Americans! - Look, they are showing me the house, 671 00:41:20,961 --> 00:41:22,529 so I'm going to disappear for an hour or so, 672 00:41:22,530 --> 00:41:24,100 but do you want to go for a coffee? 673 00:41:25,299 --> 00:41:26,835 Cool! 674 00:41:27,201 --> 00:41:28,896 Goodbye, Colin. 675 00:41:32,306 --> 00:41:34,479 This takes Simon off the list. 676 00:41:34,942 --> 00:41:36,342 What happened? 677 00:41:36,343 --> 00:41:39,479 My British accent is bit oxidized and in the middle of the darts, 678 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,585 I started to look like Eliza Doolittle. 679 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:46,421 Don't take your eyes off the target. 680 00:41:47,521 --> 00:41:51,628 No. Forward. Higher and better. 681 00:41:53,827 --> 00:41:57,661 Oh hell! I'm rubbish at this! 682 00:42:02,469 --> 00:42:05,238 You were saying you were fired. 683 00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:09,108 Yeah, but losing your job It's not the end of the world, 684 00:42:09,109 --> 00:42:11,511 I still have friends and a roof over my head. 685 00:42:11,512 --> 00:42:15,114 I don't need much. Just a room, somewhere, 686 00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:19,689 away from the cold night air. 687 00:42:22,289 --> 00:42:24,390 And when I tried to get away, 688 00:42:24,391 --> 00:42:27,724 for some reason I got into panic and I looked like Borat. 689 00:42:27,895 --> 00:42:31,763 So, do I order another round? 690 00:42:33,534 --> 00:42:36,970 No no. I think that's enough. 691 00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:42,173 No, I talk all the time, I don't know anything about you. 692 00:42:45,279 --> 00:42:49,511 What's next for Svorgon? 693 00:42:54,254 --> 00:42:55,388 Svorgon? 694 00:42:55,389 --> 00:42:58,324 I became the Swedish chef from The Muppets. 695 00:42:58,325 --> 00:42:59,559 It was my favorite. 696 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,928 Okay, who else do we have? 697 00:43:06,467 --> 00:43:08,196 I thought we couldn't be here. 698 00:43:08,469 --> 00:43:09,769 Didn't you get that memo? 699 00:43:09,770 --> 00:43:11,272 I was the one who wrote it. 700 00:43:11,438 --> 00:43:14,307 It was getting very crowded and my band rehearsed here. 701 00:43:14,308 --> 00:43:16,376 Where does your band play? 702 00:43:16,377 --> 00:43:18,811 Here, for now. 703 00:43:18,812 --> 00:43:20,260 A friend of my mother Are you looking for a band? 704 00:43:20,261 --> 00:43:21,748 for her son's Bar Mitzvah. 705 00:43:21,749 --> 00:43:24,651 No thanks. We're not that kind of band. 706 00:43:24,652 --> 00:43:26,188 The kind that makes money? 707 00:43:26,453 --> 00:43:28,121 Forget that. 708 00:43:28,122 --> 00:43:30,295 We still have ten left. 709 00:43:30,557 --> 00:43:32,439 Jay from Club Med Turkoise. 710 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,327 I'm trying, but I need of more information. 711 00:43:34,328 --> 00:43:36,629 Sorry, it was during the Easter holidays. 712 00:43:36,630 --> 00:43:40,498 Jay might not even be his name. My name is not Kelli with an "i". 713 00:43:40,968 --> 00:43:42,802 Barrett Ingold, lives in Miami. 714 00:43:42,803 --> 00:43:46,239 I know it's not geographically admirable, but he's a doctor. 715 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:48,174 Don't worry. I hate Miami. 716 00:43:48,175 --> 00:43:50,254 I think that too much sun makes the stupid people. 717 00:43:50,450 --> 00:43:52,937 And what do you think of Denver? 718 00:43:52,938 --> 00:43:56,607 I found the mountain man, This one must be worth the trip. 719 00:43:56,608 --> 00:43:59,410 Step! He just wanted breathe fresh air. 720 00:43:59,411 --> 00:44:01,812 You know how exhausting it was pretend to like the outdoors 721 00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:03,113 with all that enthusiasm? 722 00:44:03,114 --> 00:44:05,182 More exhausted than Why pretend to be British? 723 00:44:05,183 --> 00:44:07,952 I never had to clean myself with a sheet when I pretended to be British. 724 00:44:07,953 --> 00:44:10,249 Ready! And how about Jerry Perry? 725 00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:12,254 He is a puppeteer, then he is single. 726 00:44:13,258 --> 00:44:15,292 I don't want to go out with Jerry Perry. 727 00:44:15,293 --> 00:44:17,193 Where is Jake Adams? 728 00:44:17,462 --> 00:44:20,329 - In Noyaradougou. - What? Where the hell is that? 729 00:44:20,599 --> 00:44:21,932 In Africa. 730 00:44:21,933 --> 00:44:24,001 He runs the foundation family philanthropic 731 00:44:24,002 --> 00:44:27,643 and is building a school there. 732 00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:31,805 Will he return? 733 00:44:32,611 --> 00:44:35,746 Possibly. However, You still have Jerry Perry. 734 00:44:35,747 --> 00:44:37,078 No! 735 00:44:38,817 --> 00:44:42,086 The puppet festival begins At two, we meet in the park. 736 00:44:42,087 --> 00:44:43,787 Right. 737 00:44:43,788 --> 00:44:46,023 - Look, Colin. - Yes? 738 00:44:46,024 --> 00:44:48,993 Thank you for your work exhausting, in fact. 739 00:44:48,994 --> 00:44:51,161 I really appreciate it. 740 00:44:51,162 --> 00:44:52,396 Thank you? 741 00:44:52,397 --> 00:44:54,661 It's just that sometimes it's hard to say. 742 00:44:55,133 --> 00:44:56,635 Seriously? 743 00:45:06,578 --> 00:45:08,145 What are you doing? 744 00:45:08,146 --> 00:45:10,842 Trying to end the night with a shag. 745 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:15,788 You can't even go out with a girl, without you fucking her, right? 746 00:45:16,788 --> 00:45:19,757 Power, I can, but I can't it was so funny. 747 00:45:23,995 --> 00:45:26,031 You're not on my list. 748 00:45:29,534 --> 00:45:31,467 You could cross out the dead man's name. 749 00:45:32,270 --> 00:45:34,739 And put my name there. 750 00:45:39,744 --> 00:45:41,507 Who pooped? 751 00:45:41,746 --> 00:45:43,280 You! 752 00:45:43,281 --> 00:45:44,783 - Hello. - Hello. 753 00:45:46,251 --> 00:45:48,549 - Who's the kid? - He's my nephew. 754 00:45:48,820 --> 00:45:50,682 If you came to a show of puppets without a child, 755 00:45:50,683 --> 00:45:52,177 it was weird. 756 00:45:52,390 --> 00:45:55,058 - Then. - Can you say "hi", Justin? 757 00:45:56,194 --> 00:45:57,661 He's a pirate. 758 00:45:57,662 --> 00:45:59,994 What's this talk? 759 00:46:05,003 --> 00:46:07,438 - Okay, you can go. - Excellent. 760 00:46:08,006 --> 00:46:09,303 Come on. 761 00:46:11,409 --> 00:46:14,742 - Thanks, Jerry. - You're welcome. 762 00:46:26,858 --> 00:46:29,031 Is Daisy there? 763 00:46:30,895 --> 00:46:32,328 No. 764 00:46:57,789 --> 00:47:00,462 And when do you think she will be? 765 00:47:06,197 --> 00:47:07,998 - Jerry? - Ally? 766 00:47:07,999 --> 00:47:10,634 - My God, what are you doing here? - Hello. 767 00:47:10,635 --> 00:47:14,505 You know, I'm acting loves a friend. 768 00:47:14,506 --> 00:47:16,907 Legal! So you saw the magical show. 769 00:47:16,908 --> 00:47:19,943 Yes! The kids loved it! 770 00:47:19,944 --> 00:47:22,049 That was because I said "poop" often. 771 00:47:23,581 --> 00:47:24,810 So... 772 00:47:26,684 --> 00:47:28,085 Do you recognize this bad guy? 773 00:47:28,086 --> 00:47:29,820 Hello, Smart-Alec. 774 00:47:29,821 --> 00:47:31,220 Hello. 775 00:47:34,059 --> 00:47:36,493 And how are you? 776 00:47:36,494 --> 00:47:38,495 Stop being an idiot and asks her about Daisy. 777 00:47:38,496 --> 00:47:41,135 What? Come on, don't be rude. 778 00:47:41,466 --> 00:47:44,469 You are rude! Sorry about that. 779 00:47:44,836 --> 00:47:48,038 It doesn't hurt. I'm great. 780 00:47:48,039 --> 00:47:50,610 Great. You look great. 781 00:47:51,009 --> 00:47:53,307 Not as great as Daisy. 782 00:47:53,511 --> 00:47:55,081 Ignore it. 783 00:47:56,848 --> 00:47:58,682 But seriously, 784 00:47:58,683 --> 00:48:01,652 maybe we could exchange numbers, go out and have a drink. 785 00:48:02,487 --> 00:48:04,887 Do you know? I think I'm out! 786 00:48:04,989 --> 00:48:06,323 Legal! 787 00:48:06,324 --> 00:48:08,892 But it was really cool talk to you. 788 00:48:08,893 --> 00:48:10,531 Nice talking to you. 789 00:48:10,728 --> 00:48:13,231 - No, it wasn't. - Big mouth. 790 00:48:13,798 --> 00:48:15,994 Okay, see you around. 791 00:48:20,004 --> 00:48:22,541 - Hi, Daisy. - Hello. 792 00:48:35,820 --> 00:48:37,390 Daisy. 793 00:48:43,394 --> 00:48:46,363 I can't believe I gave have sex with that guy! 794 00:48:46,364 --> 00:48:49,967 - Where's Justin? - Here. 795 00:48:49,968 --> 00:48:51,640 That's not Justin. 796 00:48:52,837 --> 00:48:54,004 What's wrong with you? 797 00:48:54,005 --> 00:48:55,839 Your mother didn't teach you not to accompany strangers? 798 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,207 What's wrong with you? 799 00:48:57,208 --> 00:48:59,510 Didn't realize you had a totally different human being? 800 00:48:59,511 --> 00:49:01,013 Justin! 801 00:49:01,179 --> 00:49:04,319 Right. What does your mother look like? 802 00:49:04,415 --> 00:49:05,549 With you. 803 00:49:05,550 --> 00:49:07,985 Lucas, come back here! 804 00:49:10,788 --> 00:49:12,187 Wait, wait. 805 00:49:13,992 --> 00:49:17,291 Do you really think that Do I look like your mother? 806 00:49:17,962 --> 00:49:19,429 Answer me! 807 00:49:19,864 --> 00:49:21,764 Answer me, Lucas! 808 00:49:22,467 --> 00:49:24,162 Luke! 809 00:49:27,305 --> 00:49:29,603 Don't disappear, mate. 810 00:49:30,375 --> 00:49:34,945 I won't buy you food anymore until you meet Jake Adams. 811 00:49:34,946 --> 00:49:38,016 If he was so perfect, why Didn't you put him first? 812 00:49:38,917 --> 00:49:41,518 We made a pact that we were going to lose virginity to each other, 813 00:49:41,519 --> 00:49:44,555 but while he was from graduation trip, 814 00:49:44,556 --> 00:49:46,223 I broke the pact. 815 00:49:46,224 --> 00:49:47,558 With whom? 816 00:49:47,559 --> 00:49:50,160 Which of the twenty could be better than Jake Adams, 817 00:49:50,161 --> 00:49:52,029 and why aren't we after him? 818 00:49:52,030 --> 00:49:53,931 You already found it. 819 00:49:53,932 --> 00:49:55,399 Jerry Perry? 820 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,005 You lost your virginity with the puppeteer? 821 00:49:59,070 --> 00:50:03,073 I know, I felt bad for him. 822 00:50:03,074 --> 00:50:06,710 Ally, I underestimated you. That's fantastic. 823 00:50:06,711 --> 00:50:10,079 It's my new thing favorite in you. 824 00:50:11,082 --> 00:50:13,187 Hello. Thank you. 825 00:50:15,019 --> 00:50:16,119 - Hello. - Hello. 826 00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:19,419 - Is Eddie going? - No, mom, you won't. 827 00:50:21,326 --> 00:50:23,293 I can't have lunch with mom. I didn't wash my hair. 828 00:50:23,294 --> 00:50:25,057 It's not even noticeable. It's great. 829 00:50:25,163 --> 00:50:27,848 You didn't tell mom that dad You're going to the wedding, aren't you? 830 00:50:27,849 --> 00:50:29,747 - No. - That's why I'm here. 831 00:50:29,984 --> 00:50:32,719 - Then. - And my hair isn't great. 832 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:35,189 No. I can't tell you alone. 833 00:50:35,890 --> 00:50:38,461 He is well. Pass me the butter. 834 00:50:38,893 --> 00:50:40,827 Hello, mommy. 835 00:50:41,996 --> 00:50:44,043 - Hello, mom. - Dear! 836 00:50:44,051 --> 00:50:46,533 Creed! 837 00:50:46,534 --> 00:50:48,366 The supplier called. 838 00:50:48,903 --> 00:50:53,206 How vegetarian is the your boyfriend Rick, honey? 839 00:50:53,207 --> 00:50:56,210 He would be willing to eat chicken for a night? 840 00:50:56,311 --> 00:50:58,011 No, Rick isn't coming. They're done. 841 00:50:58,012 --> 00:51:00,481 -Daisy! - What? Not again! 842 00:51:00,682 --> 00:51:02,316 - The father is coming to the wedding. - What?! 843 00:51:02,317 --> 00:51:03,887 Ally! 844 00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:07,148 How can you do this to me? 845 00:51:08,022 --> 00:51:10,757 I'm not doing anything to you, Mom. 846 00:51:10,758 --> 00:51:14,194 Except the returning part It's impossible for me to go. 847 00:51:14,195 --> 00:51:17,918 - Aren't you going to come to my wedding? - Not with your father there. 848 00:51:19,267 --> 00:51:21,337 Maybe he can accompany Alison. 849 00:51:21,869 --> 00:51:25,066 I'm sure they will have a lot of fun. 850 00:51:25,373 --> 00:51:27,478 - Bye, mom. - Goodbye. 851 00:51:28,209 --> 00:51:31,178 - You have to remedy this. - I'll talk to her when I get back. 852 00:51:31,179 --> 00:51:34,214 - Where are you going? - Miami, for an exam. 853 00:51:34,215 --> 00:51:36,717 - Why? - Remember Barrett Ingold? 854 00:51:36,718 --> 00:51:38,318 The one who vomited in the sink? 855 00:51:38,319 --> 00:51:40,120 Well, now she's a gynecologist. 856 00:51:40,121 --> 00:51:41,588 But you hate Miami. 857 00:51:41,589 --> 00:51:43,890 I know, but here, I'm not have the luck you expected, 858 00:51:43,891 --> 00:51:46,493 and time is running out, money, and men. 859 00:51:46,494 --> 00:51:49,296 So you're telling me that locate your ex-boyfriends 860 00:51:49,297 --> 00:51:52,499 is more important than helping in organizing my wedding? 861 00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:54,901 I know it's stupid for you, but it's important. 862 00:51:54,902 --> 00:51:57,971 I feel like everyone is following move on with life, except me. 863 00:51:57,972 --> 00:52:01,141 Ally, I really support you wanting to move forward, I really support you, 864 00:52:01,142 --> 00:52:05,078 but this adventure of yours is looking a little crazy to me! 865 00:52:05,079 --> 00:52:08,015 You know something? If you don't give your ex a second chance, 866 00:52:08,016 --> 00:52:09,750 You wouldn't even get married! 867 00:52:09,751 --> 00:52:13,520 Furthermore, I have to do an exam and my insurance covers it. 868 00:52:13,521 --> 00:52:15,216 I'm late for artificial tanning. 869 00:52:33,641 --> 00:52:35,336 Hello, Allison. 870 00:52:37,078 --> 00:52:39,379 Barrett? 871 00:52:39,380 --> 00:52:42,611 My God, is that you? 872 00:52:43,985 --> 00:52:45,521 Hello. 873 00:52:46,287 --> 00:52:49,389 I'm Ally. Ally Darling. 874 00:52:49,390 --> 00:52:51,995 Of course... From the gym? 875 00:52:52,460 --> 00:52:53,693 No. 876 00:52:53,694 --> 00:52:55,423 From Greg's birthday party. 877 00:52:55,963 --> 00:52:58,295 We were schoolmates. 878 00:53:00,068 --> 00:53:01,638 We date. 879 00:53:03,204 --> 00:53:04,471 Was it really? 880 00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:06,873 Well, it was a long time ago. 881 00:53:06,874 --> 00:53:10,515 Let's see how things are going. Can you open your legs? 882 00:53:11,245 --> 00:53:12,610 Very good. 883 00:53:21,622 --> 00:53:24,523 Ally! Of course. 884 00:53:27,762 --> 00:53:30,664 He recognized my vagina! 885 00:53:30,665 --> 00:53:34,768 What's going on down there? I have to say I'm scared. 886 00:53:34,769 --> 00:53:36,470 I would be happy if I gave you a look. 887 00:53:36,471 --> 00:53:38,939 I used all of mine miles for it! 888 00:53:38,940 --> 00:53:41,141 Take Barrett off the list! 889 00:53:41,142 --> 00:53:43,276 You know what else? Cross it off the list itself! 890 00:53:43,277 --> 00:53:44,544 What am I doing? 891 00:53:44,545 --> 00:53:48,848 I'm unemployed, spending all money to be located 892 00:53:48,849 --> 00:53:51,952 these idiots who already they finished me off once. 893 00:53:51,953 --> 00:53:54,488 Maybe I should give up. 894 00:53:54,489 --> 00:53:57,720 Well that's a shame, for I found Tom Piper. 895 00:53:58,326 --> 00:53:59,793 Continue. 896 00:53:59,794 --> 00:54:01,328 It's in DC, like you said. 897 00:54:01,329 --> 00:54:03,845 Working on the campaign from Senator Mitchell. 898 00:54:05,850 --> 00:54:09,169 I have nothing that the wife a politician would use. 899 00:54:10,271 --> 00:54:13,172 I have credit at Ann Taylor. 900 00:54:14,142 --> 00:54:15,709 Hello. 901 00:54:15,710 --> 00:54:17,477 I'm on your street and I need to take a shit. 902 00:54:17,478 --> 00:54:20,846 It's okay, I'll be home within ten minutes. 903 00:54:23,017 --> 00:54:24,655 Hello. 904 00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:27,354 Hello. 905 00:54:27,355 --> 00:54:28,722 Jesus. 906 00:54:28,723 --> 00:54:30,725 Tell me you're not naked in my sofa next to my sister's. 907 00:54:31,826 --> 00:54:34,628 Fortunately, he doesn't like to play without underwear. 908 00:54:34,629 --> 00:54:36,930 Don't like the feel of the guitar cold against the cock. 909 00:54:36,931 --> 00:54:39,798 So, they met. 910 00:54:40,001 --> 00:54:42,435 Remember Tom Piper? 911 00:54:42,436 --> 00:54:45,633 Colin found him in DC, I'm going there tomorrow. 912 00:54:46,507 --> 00:54:48,275 With that on! 913 00:54:48,276 --> 00:54:49,776 I'm so happy. 914 00:54:49,777 --> 00:54:51,511 Why would you wear a suit? 915 00:54:51,512 --> 00:54:53,847 You don't have an interview at Sheffield and Bloom tomorrow? 916 00:54:53,848 --> 00:54:55,849 That's the beauty of the costume. 917 00:54:55,850 --> 00:54:58,118 Works in a boring interview 918 00:54:58,119 --> 00:55:01,988 and in an "accidental" encounter with my future husband. 919 00:55:01,989 --> 00:55:04,758 Have you tried selling the bizarre sculptures you make? 920 00:55:04,759 --> 00:55:08,094 - No, she needs a real job. - This is just a hobby. 921 00:55:08,095 --> 00:55:09,296 I think they're fantastic. 922 00:55:09,297 --> 00:55:11,436 You should try. Not everyone can do it. 923 00:55:12,533 --> 00:55:14,760 Sorry, did you mind give me me and Ally 924 00:55:14,761 --> 00:55:16,699 a little privacy, please? 925 00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:19,188 - She has to go take a shit. - Ally! 926 00:55:20,055 --> 00:55:22,223 Your friend hasn't gone yet? 927 00:55:22,224 --> 00:55:24,726 No, I think this one likes it of waking up late. 928 00:55:24,727 --> 00:55:25,827 Wait a minute. Are you... 929 00:55:25,828 --> 00:55:29,430 He's hiding here because Is there a woman in his house? 930 00:55:29,431 --> 00:55:30,999 "He" is. 931 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,501 That's it, I'm going to the bakery. Excuse me. 932 00:55:33,502 --> 00:55:35,155 Will you bring me a cannoli? 933 00:55:35,951 --> 00:55:37,433 No? 934 00:55:37,973 --> 00:55:40,942 Right. Keys. 935 00:55:54,890 --> 00:55:57,928 - Who the hell are you? - Andrea. 936 00:55:58,928 --> 00:56:01,429 He didn't tell you that were you engaged? 937 00:56:01,430 --> 00:56:04,365 No, I'm sorry. 938 00:56:04,366 --> 00:56:07,768 When I told him I was bride, he didn't say anything. 939 00:56:13,108 --> 00:56:15,076 Why? 940 00:56:15,077 --> 00:56:17,045 Tits! 941 00:56:20,683 --> 00:56:24,221 Why? Why? 942 00:56:33,662 --> 00:56:36,431 Look, it wasn't easier 943 00:56:36,432 --> 00:56:38,700 if you spent the night in their house 944 00:56:38,701 --> 00:56:41,169 and if you left in the morning, like a normal guy? 945 00:56:41,170 --> 00:56:43,004 No. 946 00:56:43,005 --> 00:56:44,539 I once stayed in a relationship with a girl 947 00:56:44,540 --> 00:56:47,041 because of a photo that she had on her bedside table. 948 00:56:47,042 --> 00:56:50,705 She was dressed as Cinderella on her 15th birthday. 949 00:56:52,214 --> 00:56:53,477 Take that. 950 00:56:53,649 --> 00:56:55,151 And then? 951 00:56:55,718 --> 00:56:59,988 Whenever I tried to break up with her, I imagined her in that blue dress. 952 00:56:59,989 --> 00:57:03,758 Happy. Happy for Monty, your new hamster, 953 00:57:03,759 --> 00:57:07,297 who she would kill, accident by putting it in the dryer. 954 00:57:12,968 --> 00:57:15,641 I couldn't break the heart to that girl. 955 00:57:19,575 --> 00:57:22,477 You're saying it's easier to sleep with girls and never call them again, 956 00:57:22,478 --> 00:57:25,277 if you don't know anything about them? 957 00:57:26,982 --> 00:57:28,814 It's similar to a serial killer. 958 00:57:30,886 --> 00:57:32,683 Yeah, I think so. 959 00:57:34,923 --> 00:57:36,624 Look, I talked to Piper's assistant, 960 00:57:36,625 --> 00:57:39,727 who told me he would research in the library in the Adams building, 961 00:57:39,728 --> 00:57:41,129 for the rest of the day. 962 00:57:41,130 --> 00:57:44,365 Wait. My leg is asleep since I got off the train. 963 00:57:44,366 --> 00:57:47,101 They are like thousands of pins! 964 00:57:47,102 --> 00:57:49,502 - Hit him. - Really? 965 00:57:51,607 --> 00:57:53,975 I'm knocking. 966 00:57:53,976 --> 00:57:57,412 What it was? Never had the legs asleep? 967 00:57:59,448 --> 00:58:00,677 What is that noise? 968 00:58:01,216 --> 00:58:02,650 It's nothing. 969 00:58:02,651 --> 00:58:05,753 I didn't know you were so Lionel Ritchie fan. 970 00:58:05,754 --> 00:58:10,225 You know that see the song list of someone is like reading their diary. 971 00:58:15,864 --> 00:58:17,263 That's my bathtub. 972 00:58:22,604 --> 00:58:23,867 Donald. 973 00:58:24,073 --> 00:58:27,475 Ally, what are you doing here? 974 00:58:28,977 --> 00:58:30,672 I came to visit my fiance. 975 00:58:31,947 --> 00:58:35,516 - What was at the North Pole? - That's it. 976 00:58:35,517 --> 00:58:38,213 He came back. Pierre is back. 977 00:58:38,220 --> 00:58:42,855 Pierre is in Washington, while I have a conference? 978 00:58:43,692 --> 00:58:46,832 Yes, you will meet the president. 979 00:58:47,062 --> 00:58:49,731 - What a coincidence! - I know. 980 00:58:49,732 --> 00:58:51,427 It's crazy, isn't it? 981 00:58:52,101 --> 00:58:53,295 And yes. 982 00:58:55,104 --> 00:58:58,710 It's exactly what it is. Right. 983 00:59:27,903 --> 00:59:29,237 Do you like freedom? 984 00:59:29,238 --> 00:59:31,939 - Sign here for freedom. - Receive news from George Bush! 985 00:59:31,940 --> 00:59:34,709 George W. Bush. Vote for George Bush. 986 00:59:34,710 --> 00:59:37,679 - Get on the mailing list! - Vote for freedom! 987 00:59:59,549 --> 01:00:01,221 No no. It's busy. 988 01:00:01,618 --> 01:00:03,154 It's busy. 989 01:00:11,828 --> 01:00:13,728 Okay, excuse me. 990 01:00:15,298 --> 01:00:16,498 I'm questioning myself 991 01:00:16,499 --> 01:00:20,487 if they could help me move the table one meter, in this direction. 992 01:00:20,837 --> 01:00:22,873 I like this side more. 993 01:00:25,008 --> 01:00:27,044 Fantastic, just a little more. 994 01:00:27,644 --> 01:00:32,343 Come on, team. Good job! Thanks. 995 01:00:33,616 --> 01:00:36,885 It's almost, it's almost there. Right. 996 01:00:36,886 --> 01:00:38,956 Very good. 997 01:00:47,230 --> 01:00:48,930 Ally Darling. 998 01:00:48,931 --> 01:00:50,535 Tone? 999 01:00:53,803 --> 01:00:56,605 My God! He will take me to a party late at night, 1000 01:00:56,606 --> 01:00:57,906 I offered to stay at the Best Western, 1001 01:00:57,907 --> 01:01:00,375 but insisted that Go to Omni! 1002 01:01:00,376 --> 01:01:01,710 Left you at the hotel, 1003 01:01:01,711 --> 01:01:04,379 did not rise to a What about "it's good to see you"? 1004 01:01:04,380 --> 01:01:05,647 What did you do to throw him off? 1005 01:01:05,648 --> 01:01:07,449 Nothing. He's a gentleman. 1006 01:01:07,450 --> 01:01:09,317 You wore that suit, didn't you? 1007 01:01:09,318 --> 01:01:12,788 The fact is sensual. It's very Katharine Hepburn. 1008 01:01:12,789 --> 01:01:14,456 Okay, let's get one thing straight. 1009 01:01:14,457 --> 01:01:16,858 Katharine Hepburn was not sensual. Audrey Hepburn was. 1010 01:01:16,859 --> 01:01:18,224 Katharine Hepburn was a guy. 1011 01:01:19,462 --> 01:01:22,831 Well, Tom is an impeccable guy. 1012 01:01:22,832 --> 01:01:24,826 Furthermore, you wouldn't know who is a gentleman 1013 01:01:24,827 --> 01:01:27,800 not even if he was sweet and tickle your balls. 1014 01:01:29,672 --> 01:01:31,469 Hello, thank you. 1015 01:01:33,810 --> 01:01:35,846 I received a gift. 1016 01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:42,579 He sent me the dress most beautiful thing I've ever seen! 1017 01:01:43,219 --> 01:01:45,551 I feel like Cinderella. 1018 01:01:45,621 --> 01:01:47,604 Careful! If you are not in home until midnight, 1019 01:01:47,605 --> 01:01:49,610 you can become a fact. 1020 01:01:59,602 --> 01:02:01,035 Look at you! 1021 01:02:03,573 --> 01:02:06,804 Don't you think that is it a little small? 1022 01:02:08,111 --> 01:02:09,444 Sorry. 1023 01:02:09,445 --> 01:02:11,880 It is difficult to imagine the that you had inside your suit. 1024 01:02:14,350 --> 01:02:16,853 Perfect. Are you ready? 1025 01:02:17,453 --> 01:02:19,558 - Right. - Are you well? 1026 01:02:22,725 --> 01:02:24,227 Sorry. 1027 01:02:26,295 --> 01:02:27,429 Right. 1028 01:02:27,430 --> 01:02:29,102 - Ready? - Yes. 1029 01:02:45,848 --> 01:02:47,749 I don't believe that the Senator Phillips and his wife 1030 01:02:47,750 --> 01:02:50,218 they were talking about us there for fifteen minutes. 1031 01:02:50,219 --> 01:02:52,187 Before, he didn't even know my name. 1032 01:02:52,188 --> 01:02:55,123 And now you want to hear my ideas on the tobacco bill. 1033 01:02:55,124 --> 01:02:59,288 She wants to take me to lunch! Somewhere that has popovers. 1034 01:03:00,696 --> 01:03:02,531 We make a good team. 1035 01:03:02,532 --> 01:03:04,699 With you by my side, we could own this city. 1036 01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:06,702 We really could. 1037 01:03:06,903 --> 01:03:08,666 I'm serious, Ally. 1038 01:03:12,708 --> 01:03:16,711 I'm keeping an eye on the senate and then the presidency. 1039 01:03:16,712 --> 01:03:18,647 If today was of any use, it was to show 1040 01:03:18,648 --> 01:03:20,749 that together we can do everything. 1041 01:03:20,750 --> 01:03:23,018 - Let's do it! - Shall we do it? 1042 01:03:23,019 --> 01:03:24,691 Yes! 1043 01:03:25,154 --> 01:03:27,190 What are we going to do? 1044 01:03:27,423 --> 01:03:29,357 Let's get married! 1045 01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,627 Yes! 1046 01:03:32,628 --> 01:03:34,296 Well... 1047 01:03:34,297 --> 01:03:37,665 maybe we should kiss to see how we got on. 1048 01:03:37,867 --> 01:03:41,002 Kiss? No. 1049 01:03:41,003 --> 01:03:44,234 I want you to be my disguise. I am homosexual. 1050 01:03:46,742 --> 01:03:47,876 What? 1051 01:03:47,877 --> 01:03:50,111 Homosexual. Damn homosexual. 1052 01:03:50,112 --> 01:03:53,718 Like one guy here, one here and one here, homosexual. 1053 01:03:54,984 --> 01:03:56,554 I thought you knew. 1054 01:03:57,253 --> 01:03:59,588 America is ready for a black president. 1055 01:03:59,589 --> 01:04:02,354 But not ready to a black and gay president. 1056 01:04:02,658 --> 01:04:05,527 And we will have history, Ally. 1057 01:04:05,528 --> 01:04:09,134 You didn't even know you were gay I hadn't dated you. 1058 01:04:10,566 --> 01:04:13,268 So what do you say? 1059 01:04:13,269 --> 01:04:15,305 Can I think about it? 1060 01:04:34,924 --> 01:04:36,687 Hello Bandit. 1061 01:04:40,897 --> 01:04:43,093 Wait, don't move. Stay there. 1062 01:04:44,467 --> 01:04:45,967 What are you doing here? 1063 01:04:45,968 --> 01:04:47,769 I'm not enough depressed to sleep with you. 1064 01:04:47,770 --> 01:04:49,337 Close your eyes. 1065 01:04:49,338 --> 01:04:52,034 - It won't help. - And... 1066 01:04:52,341 --> 01:04:53,945 open them now. 1067 01:04:58,948 --> 01:05:00,780 What do you think? 1068 01:05:08,758 --> 01:05:09,891 The wiring is a little bad. 1069 01:05:09,892 --> 01:05:12,427 Every time they light up, the bathroom light bulb blows, 1070 01:05:12,428 --> 01:05:14,601 but I think it's worth it. 1071 01:05:17,867 --> 01:05:19,267 What did you do? 1072 01:05:19,268 --> 01:05:21,503 I think it highlights the details, you know? 1073 01:05:21,504 --> 01:05:23,838 I never noticed this little tooth Louie's gold before. 1074 01:05:23,839 --> 01:05:26,239 I named him Louie, by the way. 1075 01:05:27,643 --> 01:05:29,543 I don't believe. 1076 01:05:30,079 --> 01:05:32,013 This is spectacular. 1077 01:05:32,014 --> 01:05:35,552 Well, you looked depressed on the phone, so... 1078 01:05:35,918 --> 01:05:37,590 Are you hungry? 1079 01:05:38,888 --> 01:05:40,151 I'm hungry! 1080 01:05:42,325 --> 01:05:45,193 I have good news. I ran into Julie from college. 1081 01:05:45,194 --> 01:05:47,697 Now she is a man and is single. 1082 01:05:48,564 --> 01:05:50,828 It's beautiful. Looks like Ralph Macchio. 1083 01:05:52,401 --> 01:05:53,535 You know what else? 1084 01:05:53,536 --> 01:05:55,904 Even if he was straight, It didn't work, anyway. 1085 01:05:55,905 --> 01:05:59,708 You have to be a lady, to be the first lady and I'm not. 1086 01:05:59,709 --> 01:06:02,348 You are a lady. You are very ladylike. 1087 01:06:02,712 --> 01:06:07,013 You are one, two, twenty times a lady. 1088 01:06:13,155 --> 01:06:17,199 - Right. - You are one, two 1089 01:06:17,226 --> 01:06:19,991 Three times a lady 1090 01:06:21,263 --> 01:06:24,761 I love you 1091 01:06:25,701 --> 01:06:29,433 Yes, you are one, two 1092 01:06:30,072 --> 01:06:32,006 Three times a lady. 1093 01:06:34,076 --> 01:06:37,307 I love you 1094 01:06:40,516 --> 01:06:42,211 Thank you. Thanks. 1095 01:06:47,656 --> 01:06:49,624 Shit! 1096 01:06:49,625 --> 01:06:52,927 I have to lie down, If I don't I'm going to vomit. 1097 01:06:52,928 --> 01:06:54,262 It is fine? 1098 01:06:54,263 --> 01:06:56,629 I am. No. 1099 01:06:57,700 --> 01:06:59,566 I have to go alone my sister's wedding. 1100 01:07:00,669 --> 01:07:02,205 I'll go with you. 1101 01:07:02,538 --> 01:07:06,110 - Would you do that? - Yes, why not? 1102 01:07:08,010 --> 01:07:11,707 Thanks. I thank you immensely. 1103 01:07:14,850 --> 01:07:17,489 But still I think I'm going to vomit. 1104 01:07:18,888 --> 01:07:20,151 Let's get some air. 1105 01:07:30,166 --> 01:07:31,866 What are we doing? 1106 01:07:31,867 --> 01:07:35,564 Just because it's dark you don't want say you have to whisper. 1107 01:07:39,708 --> 01:07:41,972 - Are we in the Garden? - Yes. 1108 01:07:43,112 --> 01:07:45,046 This must be illegal. 1109 01:07:45,047 --> 01:07:47,515 Well, probably. I worked here one summer, 1110 01:07:47,516 --> 01:07:51,653 taking care of the building, but I stole the magnetic card before being fired. 1111 01:07:51,654 --> 01:07:52,754 Were you fired? 1112 01:07:52,755 --> 01:07:56,524 Yes, there was an accident with the mascot. 1113 01:07:56,525 --> 01:07:57,958 What happened? 1114 01:07:58,194 --> 01:08:01,529 Maybe I urinated in his suit. 1115 01:08:01,530 --> 01:08:04,295 - Have you ever played H.O.R.S.E. in the Garden? - No. 1116 01:08:06,502 --> 01:08:08,203 But I've played H.O.R.S.E. 1117 01:08:08,204 --> 01:08:10,138 Okay, okay. 1118 01:08:11,807 --> 01:08:13,001 Right. 1119 01:08:15,244 --> 01:08:17,280 No! 1120 01:08:18,013 --> 01:08:22,217 "H" for you, my friend. What are you doing? 1121 01:08:22,218 --> 01:08:25,187 Let's play "Strip-H.O.R.S. E." Is there another type? 1122 01:08:26,222 --> 01:08:28,156 There's the kind where you stay clothed. 1123 01:08:28,157 --> 01:08:32,389 What's the fun in that? Very good. "H"! 1124 01:08:33,696 --> 01:08:35,266 Table. 1125 01:08:39,201 --> 01:08:40,839 He is well. 1126 01:08:47,543 --> 01:08:49,545 My God! 1127 01:09:00,422 --> 01:09:01,685 No. 1128 01:09:06,395 --> 01:09:07,794 Yes! 1129 01:09:07,963 --> 01:09:09,829 It's pants time! 1130 01:09:13,205 --> 01:09:15,007 Come on! 1131 01:09:24,914 --> 01:09:27,144 It was almost. It was an "H". 1132 01:09:30,186 --> 01:09:32,586 That's not fair. 1133 01:09:32,821 --> 01:09:36,393 I missed a launch and I'm practically naked. 1134 01:09:36,959 --> 01:09:38,256 That's the game. 1135 01:09:38,627 --> 01:09:41,529 The game is changing. 1136 01:09:41,530 --> 01:09:43,362 Now it's one on one. 1137 01:09:49,972 --> 01:09:51,701 Like this. Come on, baby. 1138 01:09:53,742 --> 01:09:55,176 Come get her. 1139 01:09:55,177 --> 01:09:57,282 Okay, let's go! 1140 01:10:30,179 --> 01:10:31,546 I don't believe that. 1141 01:10:31,547 --> 01:10:34,048 I think he will look good in a dress. 1142 01:10:34,049 --> 01:10:37,723 You better play the guitar, because You're horrible at basketball. 1143 01:10:38,220 --> 01:10:41,155 You can't be good at everything, it wasn't fair. 1144 01:10:41,156 --> 01:10:44,125 And I don't believe that you play Lionel Ritchie. 1145 01:10:44,126 --> 01:10:45,593 I play a lot of things. 1146 01:10:45,594 --> 01:10:48,996 And why don't you make a living from it? You are very good. 1147 01:10:48,998 --> 01:10:52,200 I want to play my own music. 1148 01:10:52,201 --> 01:10:54,369 Don't worry about paying the rent? 1149 01:10:54,370 --> 01:10:58,010 - I don't love marketing, but... - What do you love? 1150 01:11:02,144 --> 01:11:04,544 I love making those weird sculptures. 1151 01:11:04,813 --> 01:11:06,381 But I won't make money none with that. 1152 01:11:06,382 --> 01:11:08,987 How do you know? You've never tried it. 1153 01:11:09,618 --> 01:11:13,521 Also, I never entered the port by stealth. 1154 01:11:13,522 --> 01:11:15,890 That doesn't mean it's a good idea. 1155 01:11:15,891 --> 01:11:17,258 I think it is. 1156 01:11:17,259 --> 01:11:21,264 I think it's the best idea that you already had. 1157 01:11:22,598 --> 01:11:24,432 - No. - Yes. 1158 01:11:24,433 --> 01:11:25,933 - No. - Yes! 1159 01:11:25,934 --> 01:11:27,635 - No. - Yes! 1160 01:11:27,636 --> 01:11:30,921 - Let's enter the port! - No no! 1161 01:11:30,939 --> 01:11:32,974 No, my God! 1162 01:11:32,975 --> 01:11:34,374 Let's do it! 1163 01:11:54,930 --> 01:11:56,998 Damn, it's cold! 1164 01:11:56,999 --> 01:11:59,172 It's the worst idea you've ever had! 1165 01:12:12,114 --> 01:12:15,249 I can't believe that finally you caught me naked. 1166 01:12:15,250 --> 01:12:17,018 Well, my shirt looks good on you. 1167 01:12:17,019 --> 01:12:18,885 Good thing, because I'm going stay with her. 1168 01:12:18,987 --> 01:12:21,689 No, you won't. I can't do without more shirts. 1169 01:12:21,690 --> 01:12:23,791 Women steal from me always the shirts. 1170 01:12:23,792 --> 01:12:25,760 Women don't steal your shirts. 1171 01:12:25,761 --> 01:12:30,498 They only borrow them, with the intention to return, but you never call them. 1172 01:12:30,499 --> 01:12:32,467 So you're saying that if had fewer nights, 1173 01:12:32,468 --> 01:12:34,504 Do you have more shirts? 1174 01:12:34,636 --> 01:12:36,172 I think so. 1175 01:12:40,376 --> 01:12:41,912 So, that's what I'll do. 1176 01:12:43,312 --> 01:12:45,279 I'll change my ways, 1177 01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:48,181 and I won't lose any more shirts. 1178 01:12:49,918 --> 01:12:51,185 Seriously? 1179 01:12:51,186 --> 01:12:52,722 Seriously. 1180 01:12:54,490 --> 01:12:57,489 In fact, I'll take this right now. 1181 01:12:58,660 --> 01:13:00,423 Good for you. 1182 01:13:24,853 --> 01:13:27,026 - Wait. - It doesn't matter, I have one. 1183 01:13:27,156 --> 01:13:28,658 It's not that. 1184 01:13:29,525 --> 01:13:31,459 I have to slow down. 1185 01:13:33,562 --> 01:13:36,634 He is well. 1186 01:13:40,502 --> 01:13:44,472 What if it's just a little bit? I wouldn't even count. 1187 01:13:44,473 --> 01:13:46,509 Eileen says yes. 1188 01:13:49,478 --> 01:13:50,878 Like what? This? 1189 01:13:50,879 --> 01:13:52,346 This is nothing. 1190 01:13:52,347 --> 01:13:54,417 You didn't even feel it. 1191 01:13:56,585 --> 01:13:59,588 I understand, it's fine. 1192 01:14:01,023 --> 01:14:03,526 But I'll keep kissing you. 1193 01:14:34,605 --> 01:14:35,777 Hello. 1194 01:14:36,772 --> 01:14:37,944 Hello. 1195 01:14:38,841 --> 01:14:41,742 You're so beautiful in the morning. 1196 01:14:42,444 --> 01:14:44,549 - Am I? - Yes. 1197 01:14:52,521 --> 01:14:54,289 How incredible was this? 1198 01:14:54,290 --> 01:14:57,892 Next: Mexican wrestling on pay-per view all day. 1199 01:14:57,893 --> 01:15:01,696 I'm going to the store to buy eggs for breakfast, 1200 01:15:01,697 --> 01:15:05,565 and you stay here and do margaritas. Sound good to you? 1201 01:15:06,569 --> 01:15:09,470 Shit, I can't! My God! 1202 01:15:11,073 --> 01:15:12,240 Cereals? 1203 01:15:12,241 --> 01:15:14,409 No. I'm going to Daisy. 1204 01:15:14,410 --> 01:15:16,710 I'm already late. She hates it when I'm late. 1205 01:15:41,804 --> 01:15:45,467 I don't believe Eddie I didn't want one of those cards. 1206 01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:48,042 No no. Eddie has one I have terrible taste in these things. 1207 01:15:48,043 --> 01:15:49,943 Have you convinced your mother to come to the wedding? 1208 01:15:49,945 --> 01:15:53,648 No and I don't need to, because You will ask your father not to come. 1209 01:15:53,649 --> 01:15:55,516 - I go? - Let's face the facts. 1210 01:15:55,517 --> 01:15:57,685 The father only comes because you think you have to come. 1211 01:15:57,686 --> 01:16:00,855 Why not leave it out and make everyone happy? 1212 01:16:00,856 --> 01:16:02,657 Not a bad idea. 1213 01:16:02,658 --> 01:16:05,894 Great, you can help with voting end and reduce the options. 1214 01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:09,631 This one or this one below, almost identical? 1215 01:16:09,632 --> 01:16:11,099 Monotype Corsiva. 1216 01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:13,101 - How do you know? - I am married. 1217 01:16:13,102 --> 01:16:16,276 Are we done yet? Why we want to hear from Washington. 1218 01:16:16,305 --> 01:16:17,972 Have you been to the Holocaust museum? 1219 01:16:17,973 --> 01:16:20,008 No, but it would have been more fun. 1220 01:16:20,009 --> 01:16:22,076 So, didn't you like it with Tom? 1221 01:16:22,077 --> 01:16:25,613 Tone? And Jake? Didn't you want Jake? 1222 01:16:25,614 --> 01:16:28,650 Jake is in Africa and Tom is gay but he's fine 1223 01:16:28,651 --> 01:16:31,619 because Colin will be mine couple at the wedding. 1224 01:16:31,620 --> 01:16:33,655 This is the guy who answered your cell phone 1225 01:16:33,656 --> 01:16:36,624 and that he was angry with me woke up at two in the afternoon? 1226 01:16:36,625 --> 01:16:38,660 Yes, I took my cell phone him by mistake. 1227 01:16:38,661 --> 01:16:40,929 Did you invite Colin? Your pervert neighbor? 1228 01:16:40,930 --> 01:16:42,463 Do they call it that? 1229 01:16:42,464 --> 01:16:44,068 Just behind your back. 1230 01:16:45,067 --> 01:16:49,203 Well, then let's stop, because he's a good guy. 1231 01:16:49,204 --> 01:16:50,535 Ally. 1232 01:16:50,773 --> 01:16:53,174 - What it was? - You slept with him! 1233 01:16:53,175 --> 01:16:54,609 No! 1234 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:57,211 No, I didn't sleep. 1235 01:16:57,212 --> 01:16:58,441 - Fortunately. - Don't sleep, 1236 01:16:58,647 --> 01:17:00,448 because he's not the type Who are you going to end up with? 1237 01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:02,984 He's the guy you go out with before of the boy you end up with. 1238 01:17:02,985 --> 01:17:04,852 How do you know? You don't even know him. 1239 01:17:04,853 --> 01:17:06,955 I don't need it, I already gave one fuck with him. 1240 01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:09,757 Except for the part about his name being Doug and being a fucking liar! 1241 01:17:09,758 --> 01:17:13,361 I met him and he is dangerously sensual. 1242 01:17:13,362 --> 01:17:16,798 And if I wanted to go through the "door" behind, you left. 1243 01:17:17,066 --> 01:17:18,599 Don't let it, Ally. 1244 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:20,601 They don't need to worry. 1245 01:17:20,602 --> 01:17:22,603 I won't let you go to any "door". 1246 01:17:22,604 --> 01:17:25,607 He's just a friend who you are doing me a favor. 1247 01:17:44,194 --> 01:17:46,619 Jake Adams 617-555. YOU OWE ME A BIG ONE! 1248 01:17:46,620 --> 01:17:47,821 THANK YOU, MAN! 1249 01:17:47,827 --> 01:17:50,365 COLIN, YOU STILL DIDN'T CALL. DID YOU GIVE JAKE'S NUMBER TO ALLY? 1250 01:17:52,501 --> 01:17:54,731 Baby, I'm here. 1251 01:17:56,372 --> 01:18:00,475 I recorded the Mexican fight and cooked something. 1252 01:18:00,476 --> 01:18:03,611 They were supposed to be taquitos, they look like cannolis, 1253 01:18:03,612 --> 01:18:06,082 but they taste like egg rolls. 1254 01:18:06,982 --> 01:18:09,678 What do you do? You are working in the sculptures? He is well. 1255 01:18:10,853 --> 01:18:12,821 Don't let me bother you. 1256 01:18:19,061 --> 01:18:23,999 So, just out of curiosity... Do you have any news about Jake? 1257 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:26,429 No. 1258 01:18:28,904 --> 01:18:31,942 Seriously? Not even a call? Nothing? 1259 01:18:32,474 --> 01:18:34,010 No. 1260 01:18:36,645 --> 01:18:38,613 Okay. 1261 01:18:38,614 --> 01:18:42,687 Now I'm a little busy, So, I guess I'll see you later. 1262 01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:45,520 Shit! Ally, wait. 1263 01:18:45,521 --> 01:18:46,821 - Wait, wait. - Go away! 1264 01:18:46,822 --> 01:18:48,122 I don't want to hear any more lies. 1265 01:18:48,123 --> 01:18:49,857 Yes, Jake is in town, 1266 01:18:49,858 --> 01:18:52,493 and I have his number, but I thought it didn't matter anymore. 1267 01:18:52,494 --> 01:18:55,463 - Can you leave, please? - And last night? 1268 01:18:55,464 --> 01:18:57,965 I think we should forget about it. 1269 01:18:57,966 --> 01:19:00,071 - Because of Jake? - No. 1270 01:19:01,637 --> 01:19:05,710 Because you're not the kind of man Who should I end up with? 1271 01:19:07,042 --> 01:19:08,976 What kind of man am I, Ally? 1272 01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:14,348 You're the kind of guy you hang out with walk before you find the one. 1273 01:19:14,349 --> 01:19:16,351 I was in my twenties like you. 1274 01:19:21,690 --> 01:19:23,357 So you'll try with Jake, 1275 01:19:23,358 --> 01:19:26,861 a guy you haven't seen in years, just so you don't live past twenty? 1276 01:19:26,862 --> 01:19:28,796 It is no longer a number, how are you? 1277 01:19:28,797 --> 01:19:30,998 - So what is it? - What I want! 1278 01:19:30,999 --> 01:19:32,398 You don't know what you want, Ally. 1279 01:19:32,734 --> 01:19:35,002 You're so worried trying be what others want you to be, 1280 01:19:35,003 --> 01:19:36,204 that you don't even know who you are. 1281 01:19:36,205 --> 01:19:38,739 At least I have relationships. 1282 01:19:38,740 --> 01:19:42,443 You can't even walk with one girl 24 hours without sleeping with her! 1283 01:19:42,444 --> 01:19:44,844 It was true until I met you. 1284 01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:52,420 I'm sure if we had slept together you were already far away 1285 01:19:52,421 --> 01:19:56,722 because it's who you are, Colin, and who you have always been. 1286 01:19:59,161 --> 01:20:02,802 If you say so, Ally... Obviously, you already know everything. 1287 01:20:05,734 --> 01:20:07,702 And I know who I am! 1288 01:20:07,703 --> 01:20:10,637 I'm someone who won't let another idiot who doesn't deserve it 1289 01:20:10,638 --> 01:20:12,029 come into my heart! 1290 01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:13,908 Or in my vagina! 1291 01:20:13,909 --> 01:20:15,643 Shut the fuck up! 1292 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:18,921 Stop fucking with the dog! 1293 01:20:43,502 --> 01:20:46,938 Hi, Jake Adams, it's Ally. 1294 01:20:47,139 --> 01:20:51,178 Ally Darling from High School. Go ahead, Vikings! 1295 01:20:53,145 --> 01:20:54,746 I found your number, 1296 01:20:54,747 --> 01:20:59,384 and I thought: "You should call Jake, 1297 01:20:59,385 --> 01:21:04,289 and leave a long and disjointed voicemail message." 1298 01:21:06,191 --> 01:21:12,030 If you are in the mood, you can call me anytime. 1299 01:21:12,031 --> 01:21:15,698 My number is 617-55... 1300 01:21:15,768 --> 01:21:19,636 Wow, I hiccuped! Sorry. 1301 01:21:20,305 --> 01:21:22,598 617-55... 1302 01:21:23,275 --> 01:21:25,410 Okay. 1303 01:21:25,411 --> 01:21:28,176 My number is 617-555-0192. Okay, goodbye. 1304 01:21:33,352 --> 01:21:36,651 Well who doesn't call back to that girl? 1305 01:21:43,262 --> 01:21:44,491 Not again! 1306 01:21:44,763 --> 01:21:46,364 Who is the guest surprise this time? 1307 01:21:46,365 --> 01:21:47,632 I was going to have lunch with dad, 1308 01:21:47,633 --> 01:21:49,267 to tell him that he doesn't have to come to the wedding, 1309 01:21:49,268 --> 01:21:50,902 but he said he would bring his girlfriend. 1310 01:21:50,903 --> 01:21:52,003 - Jacinda? - Yes. 1311 01:21:52,004 --> 01:21:54,305 And there wouldn't be that conversation in front of her. 1312 01:21:54,306 --> 01:21:56,707 And I thought we could do it together. 1313 01:21:56,708 --> 01:22:00,542 I'll never come to lunch with you again. 1314 01:22:01,180 --> 01:22:03,046 You're not serious. 1315 01:22:03,549 --> 01:22:06,084 Ally, I didn't know you were coming. What a pleasant surprise! 1316 01:22:06,085 --> 01:22:07,351 - Hello. - I'm Daisy. 1317 01:22:07,352 --> 01:22:10,421 All my girls are here. I saw you have one of these, 1318 01:22:10,422 --> 01:22:12,925 I also bought one for us. We can exchange SMS and be on Twitter. 1319 01:22:12,991 --> 01:22:16,131 You should follow me on Twitter, "@VeryTerry3." 1320 01:22:16,295 --> 01:22:18,468 Or we could just talk. 1321 01:22:19,063 --> 01:22:20,401 hahaha. (Laughter) 1322 01:22:21,100 --> 01:22:24,702 You are so excited about the wedding. Just write about it. 1323 01:22:24,703 --> 01:22:27,468 I can't wait so that everyone knows her. 1324 01:22:28,607 --> 01:22:30,808 Are you going to the wedding too? 1325 01:22:30,809 --> 01:22:33,845 That is great. It's fantastic. 1326 01:22:33,846 --> 01:22:37,487 - Ally, isn't it great? - And yes. Very. 1327 01:22:41,453 --> 01:22:42,886 Forgiveness. 1328 01:22:43,489 --> 01:22:46,185 - Don't go. - We are fine. 1329 01:22:49,228 --> 01:22:52,002 Wait a minute. Ashton is washing the car. 1330 01:22:52,003 --> 01:22:53,201 Now see. 1331 01:24:39,071 --> 01:24:40,470 Fantastic. 1332 01:24:41,807 --> 01:24:43,172 Ally. 1333 01:24:43,742 --> 01:24:44,936 Jake. 1334 01:24:45,978 --> 01:24:48,813 My brothers went to the commercial activity side, 1335 01:24:48,814 --> 01:24:52,116 and when my father asked me to take care of the foundation, 1336 01:24:52,117 --> 01:24:54,952 It seemed like something more to me natural, you know? 1337 01:24:54,953 --> 01:24:57,755 I've always been better at giving than making money. 1338 01:24:57,756 --> 01:24:59,890 I digress. I hear myself rambling. 1339 01:24:59,891 --> 01:25:01,158 - No, not at all. - I am. 1340 01:25:01,159 --> 01:25:03,894 - I did this all day. - But it's interesting. 1341 01:25:03,895 --> 01:25:05,463 And you? 1342 01:25:05,464 --> 01:25:07,632 The last time I heard of you were in marketing, right? 1343 01:25:07,633 --> 01:25:11,602 Yes. Actually I am between jobs now. 1344 01:25:11,603 --> 01:25:12,770 Listen, just say it. 1345 01:25:12,771 --> 01:25:15,039 I'll arrange an interview for you at Adam's in two seconds. 1346 01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:16,574 Thanks. 1347 01:25:16,575 --> 01:25:19,110 But in fact, I want to make changes. 1348 01:25:19,111 --> 01:25:21,978 Changes? Seriously? What would you like to do? 1349 01:25:23,015 --> 01:25:26,017 I'm making clay sculptures. 1350 01:25:26,018 --> 01:25:29,124 They are weird, they have small urban scenes. 1351 01:25:29,488 --> 01:25:32,628 They are difficult to explain. I would really have to show them. 1352 01:25:32,924 --> 01:25:34,596 I loved seeing them. 1353 01:25:35,861 --> 01:25:37,561 Seriously? 1354 01:25:37,562 --> 01:25:39,632 They're in my shower. 1355 01:25:40,832 --> 01:25:42,800 So, I think We're done here. 1356 01:25:48,674 --> 01:25:50,908 See? This is where they dry. 1357 01:25:50,909 --> 01:25:52,877 They're right in your shower. 1358 01:25:52,878 --> 01:25:54,448 They are. 1359 01:26:12,264 --> 01:26:14,365 I told you that he speaks four languages, 1360 01:26:14,366 --> 01:26:16,061 and is not insolent because of it? 1361 01:26:16,168 --> 01:26:20,471 It's still too beautiful, and it smells good! 1362 01:26:20,472 --> 01:26:21,672 It's crazy. 1363 01:26:21,673 --> 01:26:24,742 He's going to take me to a girl at the Institute of Contemporary Art, 1364 01:26:24,743 --> 01:26:26,813 But I think we will... 1365 01:26:27,827 --> 01:26:29,513 That's not your dress. 1366 01:26:29,514 --> 01:26:32,450 Well, no, I know. 1367 01:26:32,451 --> 01:26:34,985 But I think this is better, because... 1368 01:26:34,986 --> 01:26:37,822 You know, it's more comfortable. There is more space for... 1369 01:26:37,823 --> 01:26:42,059 To eat, for me move and to... dance. 1370 01:26:42,060 --> 01:26:43,361 Right. 1371 01:26:43,362 --> 01:26:45,596 I can't breathe in another dress! 1372 01:26:45,597 --> 01:26:48,766 A bride should get breathe in your own dress! 1373 01:26:48,767 --> 01:26:53,070 Sorry, I'm just stressed 1374 01:26:53,071 --> 01:26:57,041 because I don't know how I will convince mom 1375 01:26:57,042 --> 01:26:58,776 to come to my wedding, 1376 01:26:58,777 --> 01:27:01,912 because the father will bring the our new mother. 1377 01:27:01,913 --> 01:27:03,314 - And she doesn't... - Stop! 1378 01:27:03,315 --> 01:27:05,105 I'll go with you to talk to mom, 1379 01:27:05,106 --> 01:27:08,018 and you don't have to deceive me, okay? 1380 01:27:08,019 --> 01:27:11,455 Are you sure you can breathe in this dress? 1381 01:27:12,991 --> 01:27:14,891 So, you do. 1382 01:27:17,295 --> 01:27:18,896 It won't be so bad! 1383 01:27:18,897 --> 01:27:21,232 Let's make her relax, introduce the subject. 1384 01:27:21,233 --> 01:27:22,833 It'll be great. 1385 01:27:22,834 --> 01:27:24,768 If you say yes. 1386 01:27:25,570 --> 01:27:27,174 Mother? 1387 01:27:29,141 --> 01:27:30,677 I don't believe you! 1388 01:27:30,776 --> 01:27:33,899 When you were planning tell me about all this? 1389 01:27:35,426 --> 01:27:37,728 - Now? - That's why we're here, Mom. 1390 01:27:37,729 --> 01:27:40,926 Did I have to read it in a magazine? 1391 01:27:40,999 --> 01:27:42,899 You and Jake Adams. 1392 01:27:44,236 --> 01:27:45,669 Are you together? 1393 01:27:47,139 --> 01:27:48,402 Yes. 1394 01:27:49,574 --> 01:27:51,474 Squeaked, mom? 1395 01:27:51,543 --> 01:27:55,115 I don't know. I'm beside myself now. 1396 01:27:55,547 --> 01:27:56,912 It is serious? 1397 01:27:57,749 --> 01:28:00,084 It could be, but we are taking it slow. 1398 01:28:00,085 --> 01:28:02,019 Can you really afford that luxury? 1399 01:28:02,020 --> 01:28:03,888 I want to make sure that he is ideal. 1400 01:28:03,889 --> 01:28:06,257 You won't find it anymore ideal than Jake Adams. 1401 01:28:06,258 --> 01:28:09,460 It's your life, Ally. Don't invent it. 1402 01:28:09,461 --> 01:28:14,799 When I saw you in the magazine, I went looking for old photographs. 1403 01:28:15,667 --> 01:28:17,635 Look at this. 1404 01:28:19,504 --> 01:28:21,677 I knew he was the one. 1405 01:28:24,075 --> 01:28:27,977 Tell me, Ally, will it be your wedding date? 1406 01:28:29,614 --> 01:28:31,218 Will it be, Ally? 1407 01:28:35,887 --> 01:28:37,081 Go. 1408 01:28:39,224 --> 01:28:41,492 My God! I'll get the seating map! 1409 01:28:41,493 --> 01:28:43,861 You're still going to the wedding, 1410 01:28:43,862 --> 01:28:45,729 knowing that dad will be there? 1411 01:28:45,730 --> 01:28:47,264 Of course, darling. 1412 01:28:47,265 --> 01:28:49,734 My baby only gets married once. 1413 01:28:49,768 --> 01:28:51,099 Right? 1414 01:28:52,237 --> 01:28:54,433 I'm so proud of my girls. 1415 01:28:57,342 --> 01:28:59,610 Map of places, map of places. 1416 01:28:59,611 --> 01:29:01,245 Where is the seating map? 1417 01:29:01,246 --> 01:29:03,247 Do we tell him about Jacinda? 1418 01:29:03,248 --> 01:29:06,081 No, I think we should go while it's okay. 1419 01:29:06,451 --> 01:29:08,319 - Bye, mom! - Bye, mom! 1420 01:29:08,320 --> 01:29:09,492 What? 1421 01:29:25,437 --> 01:29:28,405 I really love Japan. 1422 01:29:28,406 --> 01:29:30,545 Seriously? 1423 01:29:33,111 --> 01:29:34,812 - Are they mini-cheeseburgers? - Yes, they are. 1424 01:29:34,813 --> 01:29:36,747 Can I? Thanks. 1425 01:29:38,049 --> 01:29:39,750 Don't want one? 1426 01:29:39,751 --> 01:29:41,981 I am not well. Thanks. 1427 01:29:42,587 --> 01:29:45,693 These mini cheeseburgers they are excellent. 1428 01:29:46,458 --> 01:29:48,893 - Thank you very much. - Thanks. 1429 01:30:31,870 --> 01:30:34,635 - Colin, hello. - Hello. 1430 01:30:35,874 --> 01:30:39,649 I didn't think I'd see you here so well-groomed. 1431 01:30:39,711 --> 01:30:41,247 Where are you going? 1432 01:30:42,180 --> 01:30:43,747 To a wedding. 1433 01:30:43,748 --> 01:30:46,751 You too, right? It's Daisy's big day. 1434 01:30:47,619 --> 01:30:49,655 Yes. 1435 01:30:50,994 --> 01:30:53,691 You're also going to a wedding. That's weird. 1436 01:30:53,692 --> 01:30:54,921 Whose wedding is it? 1437 01:30:56,828 --> 01:30:58,694 From no one you know. 1438 01:31:01,433 --> 01:31:05,039 Is it like a date? Are you seeing someone? 1439 01:31:07,205 --> 01:31:09,469 Don't worry, Ally. 1440 01:31:16,348 --> 01:31:18,817 Don't drink too much champagne. 1441 01:31:44,709 --> 01:31:46,644 Is my hair too high? 1442 01:31:46,645 --> 01:31:48,078 No dear. It's great. 1443 01:31:48,079 --> 01:31:50,247 The dress doesn't fit! 1444 01:31:50,248 --> 01:31:51,915 - Right. - Why isn't it compressed? 1445 01:31:51,916 --> 01:31:53,651 Can you help me? 1446 01:31:53,652 --> 01:31:55,986 Where's my sandwich? 1447 01:31:55,987 --> 01:31:57,421 Did someone eat it? 1448 01:31:57,422 --> 01:31:59,857 No, honey, no one ate. Relax, okay? 1449 01:31:59,858 --> 01:32:01,553 Katie, Jamie, go look of her sandwich. 1450 01:32:04,062 --> 01:32:05,262 All right, listen. 1451 01:32:05,263 --> 01:32:07,665 - I don't want you to panic, but... - What happened? 1452 01:32:07,666 --> 01:32:09,867 - The harpist isn't coming. - Was there a harpist? 1453 01:32:09,868 --> 01:32:12,403 Broke his finger playing games of the Philharmonic Softball League. 1454 01:32:12,404 --> 01:32:14,905 And what's the weekend like? with more weddings in the year, 1455 01:32:14,906 --> 01:32:16,203 are all reserved. 1456 01:32:16,441 --> 01:32:18,242 My God, why is this is it happening to me? 1457 01:32:18,243 --> 01:32:20,544 I have a list of all city weddings 1458 01:32:20,545 --> 01:32:23,480 and I will find a replacement as soon as the first one ends. 1459 01:32:23,481 --> 01:32:26,655 And if it doesn't show up, I'll play it. 1460 01:32:27,185 --> 01:32:29,051 Now, let's get this girl married! 1461 01:32:30,588 --> 01:32:32,283 Daisy, I found it. 1462 01:32:56,681 --> 01:32:59,354 Please stand up for the bride. 1463 01:33:07,225 --> 01:33:09,359 We are here today to celebrate the union 1464 01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:12,295 by Daisy Ann Darling and Edward Michael Vogel. 1465 01:33:12,731 --> 01:33:16,400 Watching Daisy and the Eddie, I reinforce my theory 1466 01:33:16,401 --> 01:33:18,068 that love is universal. 1467 01:33:18,069 --> 01:33:20,469 And that each couple is unique. 1468 01:33:27,312 --> 01:33:30,816 Daisy Darling, I do you today these votes. 1469 01:33:31,483 --> 01:33:33,656 I'll never rhyme "crazy" (Crazy) with "Daisy". 1470 01:33:35,386 --> 01:33:37,923 But if you want to say crazy good. 1471 01:33:38,323 --> 01:33:40,758 I'm not going to masturbate in the shower. 1472 01:33:42,727 --> 01:33:46,396 I promise to always consult you before cutting your hair. 1473 01:33:46,397 --> 01:33:48,035 And never let your mustache grow. 1474 01:33:49,167 --> 01:33:50,805 - Or wait. - No. 1475 01:33:54,439 --> 01:33:57,875 I won't blame you for the decisions wrong things you do in my dreams. 1476 01:34:01,713 --> 01:34:07,584 I'll keep an eye on suspicious sign on your back, 1477 01:34:07,585 --> 01:34:10,520 even when you are sure that it is nothing. 1478 01:34:11,222 --> 01:34:16,126 And I won't be angry with you for everything. 1479 01:34:16,895 --> 01:34:20,558 When I'm just angry with you for one thing. 1480 01:34:24,502 --> 01:34:25,869 By the power invested in me, 1481 01:34:25,870 --> 01:34:28,205 I am happy to declare you husband and wife. 1482 01:34:28,206 --> 01:34:29,901 You can kiss the bride. 1483 01:35:14,519 --> 01:35:16,620 - What a party! - And even. 1484 01:35:16,621 --> 01:35:19,089 Wait, I have to share this on Twitter. 1485 01:35:19,090 --> 01:35:21,286 And hello! 1486 01:35:25,396 --> 01:35:27,865 Your mother always had a great laugh. 1487 01:35:27,866 --> 01:35:29,998 I'm glad she's happy. 1488 01:35:30,201 --> 01:35:32,069 Are you happy? 1489 01:35:32,070 --> 01:35:34,072 Yes of course. 1490 01:35:39,878 --> 01:35:41,945 You know your mother just wants the best for you. 1491 01:35:41,946 --> 01:35:43,046 I know. 1492 01:35:43,047 --> 01:35:46,450 Unfortunately, she thinks the best is beings exactly like her. 1493 01:35:46,451 --> 01:35:47,618 But it's not, Ally. 1494 01:35:47,619 --> 01:35:50,787 You may look like her, but you have my rhythm, chavala! 1495 01:35:50,788 --> 01:35:52,790 I'm afraid it's out of rhythm. 1496 01:35:54,192 --> 01:35:57,366 I think this explains why She is so disappointed in me. 1497 01:35:57,495 --> 01:36:00,567 It's hard for her to look at you and see so much of me. 1498 01:36:11,476 --> 01:36:13,740 Can I? 1499 01:36:14,412 --> 01:36:15,846 And why not? 1500 01:36:15,847 --> 01:36:18,213 Thanks. Thank you, sir. 1501 01:36:20,885 --> 01:36:23,320 I'm sorry, I couldn't dance slowly with your mother. 1502 01:36:23,321 --> 01:36:25,756 No, it doesn't matter. 1503 01:36:27,759 --> 01:36:29,793 I think the last time we dance slowly 1504 01:36:29,794 --> 01:36:30,919 It was at the prom. 1505 01:36:31,129 --> 01:36:33,897 Yes, it was. I remember that. 1506 01:36:33,898 --> 01:36:37,567 I believe it was also the night when you finally gave me the honor 1507 01:36:37,568 --> 01:36:41,209 of being unavailable for everyone else in this village. 1508 01:36:42,807 --> 01:36:44,536 Good God! 1509 01:36:53,284 --> 01:36:56,920 I know this is not the place ideal, but I want to be honest. 1510 01:36:56,921 --> 01:36:58,616 You weren't my first. 1511 01:36:59,490 --> 01:37:00,891 Didn't I go? 1512 01:37:00,892 --> 01:37:02,993 No, sorry. 1513 01:37:03,994 --> 01:37:07,593 You had two, then. Big deal. 1514 01:37:09,067 --> 01:37:11,433 More like... Twice ten. 1515 01:37:12,036 --> 01:37:17,338 Well, you went to bed with twenty. How disgusting! 1516 01:37:18,843 --> 01:37:20,572 How disgusting! 1517 01:37:23,147 --> 01:37:28,915 I may not have been the first, but perhaps it is the last. 1518 01:37:29,487 --> 01:37:31,688 Why? Are you going to kidnap me and kill me? 1519 01:37:31,689 --> 01:37:34,192 No, but I'm going to kiss you. 1520 01:37:45,636 --> 01:37:47,103 Come with me for a second. 1521 01:37:54,012 --> 01:37:59,149 What do you think about dining in Milan? and breakfast in Paris? 1522 01:37:59,150 --> 01:38:00,584 Little one. 1523 01:38:00,585 --> 01:38:04,589 I will have to travel for the foundation and I would love for you to come with me. 1524 01:38:05,590 --> 01:38:07,353 Seriously? 1525 01:38:07,825 --> 01:38:10,260 - For how long? - Six months. 1526 01:38:10,261 --> 01:38:13,063 I know it seems like a long time, you are between two jobs, 1527 01:38:13,064 --> 01:38:16,966 and your sculptures can wait. 1528 01:38:17,035 --> 01:38:19,870 If you stop to think, everything I'm the one who keeps you in Boston. 1529 01:38:19,871 --> 01:38:21,703 And I'm leaving. 1530 01:38:23,441 --> 01:38:25,045 It's time. 1531 01:38:27,412 --> 01:38:29,107 Excuse me. 1532 01:38:31,783 --> 01:38:33,046 Thanks. 1533 01:38:43,528 --> 01:38:45,223 Join me. 1534 01:38:45,596 --> 01:38:47,064 Hello everybody. 1535 01:38:47,065 --> 01:38:48,999 Hello. 1536 01:38:50,134 --> 01:38:52,969 When Daisy and Eddie started to leave, 1537 01:38:52,970 --> 01:38:56,167 I have to admit that I was a little nervous. 1538 01:38:56,741 --> 01:38:58,708 I realized it was serious, 1539 01:38:58,709 --> 01:39:01,978 and I thought that the more she approached him, 1540 01:39:01,979 --> 01:39:04,781 the more he moved away from me. 1541 01:39:04,782 --> 01:39:07,421 But that didn't happen. 1542 01:39:09,220 --> 01:39:15,032 Not only do I see Daisy more, but I see a happier, better Daisy. 1543 01:39:19,997 --> 01:39:22,136 It's like with Eddie she... 1544 01:39:25,603 --> 01:39:27,139 was completely herself. 1545 01:39:44,222 --> 01:39:49,160 When you're an older sister, you have of teaching everything to the youngest. 1546 01:39:50,228 --> 01:39:52,424 How to ride a bike. 1547 01:39:52,830 --> 01:39:54,935 How to lie to your parents. 1548 01:39:55,433 --> 01:39:56,533 How to kiss. 1549 01:39:56,534 --> 01:39:58,434 How to kiss. Not with the tongue. Relax, Uncle Charlie. 1550 01:40:02,173 --> 01:40:04,778 But I never thought... 1551 01:40:06,644 --> 01:40:10,148 what my little sister could teach me, until now. 1552 01:40:11,149 --> 01:40:13,754 So I want to thank you, Daisy. 1553 01:40:14,152 --> 01:40:17,087 Thank you for teaching me 1554 01:40:18,789 --> 01:40:22,987 to be in love It means being ourselves. 1555 01:40:27,665 --> 01:40:29,337 For Daisy for Eddie! 1556 01:40:35,306 --> 01:40:36,907 - You looked fabulous. - We can talk? 1557 01:40:36,908 --> 01:40:38,876 Yes of course. 1558 01:40:52,056 --> 01:40:53,558 Shit! 1559 01:40:55,193 --> 01:40:57,593 What's going on? It is fine? 1560 01:41:00,431 --> 01:41:06,165 Jake, there's one thing in Boston that It's very important to me. 1561 01:41:06,404 --> 01:41:09,400 As much as I want to travel around the world, 1562 01:41:10,575 --> 01:41:13,210 I don't know if it's you I want to do it. 1563 01:41:13,211 --> 01:41:16,476 It's nonsense, I know, because you are perfect. 1564 01:41:17,315 --> 01:41:19,683 But you're not perfect for me. 1565 01:41:19,684 --> 01:41:23,120 And it doesn't seem like I be perfect for you. 1566 01:41:24,188 --> 01:41:26,523 Sorry, Jake. 1567 01:41:26,524 --> 01:41:29,626 If you had been honest with me same, earlier, 1568 01:41:29,627 --> 01:41:31,595 or ever since, 1569 01:41:31,596 --> 01:41:33,597 I wouldn't have put you through all this. 1570 01:41:33,598 --> 01:41:36,670 Well, that was preferable. 1571 01:41:37,935 --> 01:41:40,973 I don't think I'll stay the cake, excuse me. 1572 01:41:42,139 --> 01:41:43,936 It is very good. 1573 01:41:58,789 --> 01:42:00,461 He is well. 1574 01:42:05,630 --> 01:42:08,269 Where is Jake going? 1575 01:42:09,193 --> 01:42:10,734 Go away. 1576 01:42:10,735 --> 01:42:13,937 What? In the middle of reception? Why? 1577 01:42:13,938 --> 01:42:16,805 Why shouldn't I have brought him here. 1578 01:42:17,441 --> 01:42:20,343 Will you let him go? 1579 01:42:20,344 --> 01:42:23,177 Ally, I... I understand you. 1580 01:42:23,180 --> 01:42:26,049 Ally, why? Why are you doing this? 1581 01:42:26,050 --> 01:42:28,752 Honey, you were finally happy. 1582 01:42:28,753 --> 01:42:32,255 No, you were. 1583 01:42:32,256 --> 01:42:34,357 I don't want to marry Jake Adams. 1584 01:42:34,358 --> 01:42:36,293 - It's not who I am. - Help me... 1585 01:42:36,294 --> 01:42:39,696 I'm an unemployed bitch who slept with twenty guys, 1586 01:42:39,697 --> 01:42:43,235 and I want to be with someone that you appreciate that about me. 1587 01:42:44,235 --> 01:42:47,341 You may not understand me, mother, but it doesn't need to. 1588 01:42:47,938 --> 01:42:49,804 All you have to do is love me. 1589 01:42:52,143 --> 01:42:55,912 I know I'm not perfect, and that's why you have Daisy. 1590 01:42:55,913 --> 01:42:58,586 My dress is too tight because I'm 4 months pregnant. 1591 01:43:01,385 --> 01:43:04,024 - What? - What? 1592 01:43:07,491 --> 01:43:08,754 Are you pregnant? 1593 01:43:08,993 --> 01:43:11,127 I am. Now, go away. 1594 01:43:11,128 --> 01:43:13,129 Thanks. 1595 01:43:13,130 --> 01:43:14,264 Surprise! 1596 01:43:14,265 --> 01:43:18,668 I'm going to be a grandmother, I'm going to be a grandmother! 1597 01:43:23,441 --> 01:43:24,974 The drinks are on the tray. 1598 01:43:24,975 --> 01:43:26,376 What's wrong with you? Is it that difficult? 1599 01:43:26,377 --> 01:43:29,393 Kevin, where is the list of the others? Today's weddings in the city? 1600 01:43:29,394 --> 01:43:31,255 - It's right here. - Thanks. 1601 01:43:41,038 --> 01:43:44,872 Damn! 1602 01:44:02,227 --> 01:44:03,421 Hello. 1603 01:44:46,437 --> 01:44:47,609 Colin! 1604 01:45:35,786 --> 01:45:37,982 Come on! 1605 01:45:39,256 --> 01:45:43,227 Blessed be this union and may it bear much fruit! 1606 01:46:09,587 --> 01:46:12,420 Colin! Colin! 1607 01:46:21,599 --> 01:46:23,772 Blue car, the keys are there. 1608 01:46:46,957 --> 01:46:48,652 Get off the street! 1609 01:46:49,093 --> 01:46:50,356 Be careful, girl! 1610 01:46:50,561 --> 01:46:52,666 Shut up, idiot! 1611 01:46:55,399 --> 01:46:57,765 Sorry. I apologize! 1612 01:46:58,135 --> 01:46:59,671 I apologize! 1613 01:47:13,918 --> 01:47:15,051 Thanks. 1614 01:47:15,052 --> 01:47:18,124 You can help yourself to some pepperoni. 1615 01:47:24,128 --> 01:47:25,391 What's your name, girl? 1616 01:47:29,533 --> 01:47:30,727 I... 1617 01:47:35,973 --> 01:47:38,305 I... I'm sorry. 1618 01:47:38,909 --> 01:47:41,878 Hello, I hope you are having fun, because we are. 1619 01:47:42,513 --> 01:47:46,245 The next song is from a local band. I hope you like it. 1620 01:48:06,286 --> 01:48:07,686 This is bullshit! 1621 01:48:07,687 --> 01:48:10,452 Why didn't I wait his apartment? 1622 01:48:16,730 --> 01:48:17,924 Screw this! 1623 01:48:18,532 --> 01:48:19,698 Screw this! 1624 01:48:19,699 --> 01:48:21,303 - Screw this! - Screw this! 1625 01:48:59,839 --> 01:49:02,012 I need to talk to you 1626 01:49:02,943 --> 01:49:04,592 Right now 1627 01:49:09,149 --> 01:49:11,447 Stop, stop everything! 1628 01:49:13,587 --> 01:49:15,921 Alright guys, let's go take a short break. 1629 01:49:15,922 --> 01:49:18,357 How about we start the giveaways? 1630 01:49:18,358 --> 01:49:21,623 Come here, big man. 1631 01:49:27,534 --> 01:49:30,436 Hello everyone. I want thank you for coming, 1632 01:49:30,437 --> 01:49:34,806 Big shit! Big shit! Big shit! 1633 01:49:37,177 --> 01:49:39,278 What are you doing here, Ally? 1634 01:49:39,279 --> 01:49:40,913 There's a speech I wanted to give you, 1635 01:49:40,914 --> 01:49:43,115 but I was afraid of forgetting, 1636 01:49:43,116 --> 01:49:47,886 so I thought it was more easy to get on a bike, 1637 01:49:47,887 --> 01:49:52,426 and cross the city with some heels high so I could tell you. 1638 01:49:55,228 --> 01:49:57,060 What is the speech? 1639 01:50:00,033 --> 01:50:03,674 Well, the main content was... 1640 01:50:04,671 --> 01:50:06,173 Sorry. 1641 01:50:07,641 --> 01:50:10,440 - Is that all? - No, wait, there's more. 1642 01:50:10,643 --> 01:50:12,145 I... 1643 01:50:13,813 --> 01:50:18,651 I'm happiest when I'm myself and I'm just that person, by your side. 1644 01:50:18,652 --> 01:50:20,222 This was it. 1645 01:50:21,121 --> 01:50:24,156 I think I was just scared that If you were just another one of those idiots, 1646 01:50:24,157 --> 01:50:27,229 that I became the greatest idiot of all. 1647 01:50:28,028 --> 01:50:30,562 You weren't stupid, I was. 1648 01:50:30,563 --> 01:50:33,828 I should have given you the number Jake, it's just... 1649 01:50:34,801 --> 01:50:36,974 I thought I wouldn't have a chance that way. 1650 01:50:39,005 --> 01:50:40,802 There are no competitions. 1651 01:50:41,775 --> 01:50:44,540 You're the most decent guy I've met. 1652 01:50:56,623 --> 01:50:59,092 I think I love you, 21. 1653 01:51:01,795 --> 01:51:03,558 I love you too. 1654 01:51:05,265 --> 01:51:07,097 - Three hundred and... - No! 1655 01:51:50,510 --> 01:51:54,012 Hello, Kelli, Kelli with an "I". Is everything ok? 1656 01:51:54,013 --> 01:51:56,215 It's Jay from Club Med Turkoise. 1657 01:51:56,216 --> 01:51:58,684 I received a message weird about your assistant, 1658 01:51:58,685 --> 01:52:01,887 and I just want you to know that we never had sex. 1659 01:52:01,888 --> 01:52:05,791 You did a strange strip, with maracas, 1660 01:52:05,792 --> 01:52:08,894 and then you hit me. 1661 01:52:08,895 --> 01:52:12,364 You did something you gave yourself the name "dry style", 1662 01:52:12,365 --> 01:52:15,968 you threw up on my suit and you passed out in the shower. 1663 01:52:15,969 --> 01:52:18,438 So yes, we We never slept together. 1664 01:52:23,143 --> 01:52:27,012 You are number twenty! I still only had twenty! 1665 01:52:27,013 --> 01:52:31,621 I don't believe! You are number twenty! 1666 01:52:32,185 --> 01:52:33,721 Yes! 1667 01:52:42,365 --> 01:52:45,220 Translation and Subtitling darkdevil