1 00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:43,187 Sometimes, God taketh away what God hath given. 2 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:46,708 A mother who bears us with her loins... 3 00:00:47,420 --> 00:00:49,309 bears us always... 4 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:53,547 and lives forever in our hearts. 5 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,070 Let's go talk to her now. 6 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:01,422 Just sit next to her. 7 00:01:01,580 --> 00:01:03,070 Doris. 8 00:01:03,260 --> 00:01:06,184 Hey, sis. How you holding up? 9 00:01:06,340 --> 00:01:07,466 I'm holding up. 10 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:09,702 Supposed to hold up, so I'm holding up. 11 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:12,545 Hey, you know, we're all pretty devastated, so... 12 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:16,068 Anyway, Cynthia and I were thinking, now that Ma's gone... 13 00:01:16,220 --> 00:01:19,667 maybe you could get your own place in the city... 14 00:01:19,860 --> 00:01:23,307 - ...close to your job and everything. - You wouldn't have to ride the ferry. 15 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:24,871 You've really earned this. 16 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:28,229 You've been living in Mom's house, taking care of her all these years. 17 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,428 Which was so noble of you. 18 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:33,863 - I don't know how you did it. I really don't. - So noble. 19 00:01:34,020 --> 00:01:38,070 And I was thinking that, you know, once we cleaned out all of Mama's junk... 20 00:01:38,820 --> 00:01:42,825 that we should think about maybe selling the house too. 21 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:48,581 - Todd, all my stuff is there. - Yeah. 22 00:01:48,740 --> 00:01:50,026 All right. 23 00:01:51,140 --> 00:01:52,824 Look, I just... 24 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:54,465 We... 25 00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:55,621 Here. 26 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:59,031 Her name is Sylvia Edwards and she could really help. 27 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:02,024 - Help with what? - The hoarding, Doris. 28 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:05,070 You and Mom, you held on to a lot of stuff. 29 00:02:05,220 --> 00:02:07,700 Please, sis, just meet with her. 30 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:09,149 - I'm sorry. - Sorry. Could someone hit eight, please? 31 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:10,825 Thanks. 32 00:04:18,580 --> 00:04:20,105 It's tight quarters. 33 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:26,744 - It's pretty awkward, huh? - Yeah. 34 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:33,341 Here. These are a little... 35 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:35,668 Sorry, they were on your ear. Is that better? 36 00:04:35,820 --> 00:04:38,061 - Boy, yeah. - Yeah. 37 00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:43,387 I like your glasses. 38 00:04:46,180 --> 00:04:47,591 They're cat eyeglasses? 39 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:49,145 Yeah. 40 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:51,461 They're cool. 41 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:55,347 Okay. Thanks. 42 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,181 Hey, Doris? 43 00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:37,141 Doris? 44 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:41,551 Anne's replacing all our chairs with these posture balls. 45 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:47,265 She's got a whole truckload. So I'm gonna need your chair, Doris. 46 00:05:47,460 --> 00:05:49,940 I like my chair. It has a back. 47 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:53,468 You know I don't make the rules, right? I'm just the muscle. 48 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:57,545 Can I have everyone gather around please? Over here. 49 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:58,940 Over here. 50 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,548 Over here. 51 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:06,590 I would like to introduce everyone to John Fremont. 52 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:08,629 John is the new art director. 53 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:12,825 He joins us after a successful stint in the L.A. office. 54 00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:14,470 We're very happy to have him. 55 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:16,941 So let's give him a big New York welcome. 56 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:21,702 - Speech. - Speech. 57 00:06:21,860 --> 00:06:23,225 Speech. 58 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:28,307 Okay, I'll give it a shot. 59 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:32,911 So I know it's a far cry from the sandy beaches of Malibu... 60 00:06:34,340 --> 00:06:38,425 but it's really great to be here in the city that never sleeps. 61 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:40,661 So that's it. 62 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,982 That's all, folks. 63 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:49,386 You're so funny, John. 64 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:51,508 Okay, everyone back to work. 65 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:53,230 Okay. 66 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:54,620 Actually, wait. 67 00:06:55,220 --> 00:06:57,348 There's one last thing that I need to say. 68 00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:00,744 I met a woman in the elevator this morning. 69 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:03,790 And we hardly exchanged more than a few words... 70 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:06,261 but she made a big impression on me. 71 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,703 She's standing right there. 72 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:13,345 Look, lady, I don't even know your name... 73 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:17,102 but you set off a fire inside of me I have not been able to put out... 74 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:19,348 since the moment I laid eyes on you. 75 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,302 Can we explore this? 76 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:25,031 Doris? 77 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:30,429 Doris? 78 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:32,346 Doris? 79 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:35,788 Hey, sorry to interrupt whatever that was. 80 00:07:37,820 --> 00:07:39,822 Just me and the cats now. 81 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:43,109 I hope I don't end up like one of those weird old New Yorkers... 82 00:07:43,260 --> 00:07:46,230 that chokes on a peanut and dies and no one even misses me... 83 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:49,543 until the smell of my decomposing body seeps through the walls. 84 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:53,671 - Oh, honey, I would miss you. I would... - Get in the slow lane, ladies. 85 00:07:53,820 --> 00:07:55,982 You go eat some kale. 86 00:07:56,140 --> 00:07:58,029 - Fascist. - She gave us the finger, Roz. 87 00:07:58,220 --> 00:07:59,585 - Give her the finger. - Fascist! 88 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,663 - Roz, no, no, no. - Hey, hey, hey. 89 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:03,106 Yeah, you'd better run. 90 00:08:03,260 --> 00:08:04,625 Run away. 91 00:08:04,780 --> 00:08:06,782 Run away, girl. 92 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:11,071 Will you get your friend? 93 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:15,269 Oh, Roz. For goodness sakes, just give her the finger next time. 94 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:16,546 Look, see, she ran away. 95 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:18,941 Of course. You scared the heck out of her. 96 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:23,867 And then after that, John says, "That's all, folks." 97 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:25,385 You know, like Bugs Bunny. 98 00:08:25,580 --> 00:08:27,389 And Anne goes... you know. 99 00:08:27,580 --> 00:08:29,389 I don't even think she got the reference. 100 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:31,821 - That one is such a phony baloney. - Yeah. I know. 101 00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:34,631 Come on because I don't wanna be late for this lecture. 102 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:37,101 So who is this guy again? 103 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:38,950 One of those motivational speakers. 104 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:41,467 Val says he's like that doctor on TV. 105 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:43,270 - I don't know. - Only better looking. 106 00:08:43,420 --> 00:08:45,149 Come on. 107 00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:48,749 - I'm coming. - It'll do you good to be around people. 108 00:08:54,060 --> 00:08:56,904 - They do a snack table here. - How many things do you get? 109 00:08:57,060 --> 00:09:00,587 - You remember that guy that did the... - Looks like four bites of cheese. 110 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:02,748 I'm sorry, ma'am. 111 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:07,269 We are not allowed to serve the cheese and crackers until after the lecture. 112 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:09,544 - Bureaucrat. - Roz. 113 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,190 - Doris. Hurry up. - There's Val. 114 00:09:11,340 --> 00:09:13,991 I've got primo seats for us. Hurry up. 115 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:17,620 There's always one in every crowd. 116 00:09:18,180 --> 00:09:19,511 - Doris. - Yes. 117 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:22,027 - I'm so sorry about your mother. - Yes. 118 00:09:22,220 --> 00:09:23,824 Did you get the Edible Arrangement? 119 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,301 Yes, I did, thank you. Thank you so much. 120 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:28,667 Willy Williams. 121 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:31,024 Hey. 122 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:32,301 Hey. 123 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:35,543 Hey, hey. 124 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,702 Have you lost your way? 125 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:40,223 Is there something missing? 126 00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:43,025 An emptiness. 127 00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:46,703 But, folks, don't look back at your life and ask, "Why me?" 128 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:49,943 Look ahead and ask, "Why not me?" 129 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:52,102 Ask yourself, "Why not me?" Right now. 130 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:54,581 Why not me? 131 00:09:54,740 --> 00:09:57,869 We've all got fears. I'm afraid of a lot of things. 132 00:09:58,020 --> 00:10:01,149 Am I safe? Am I providing for my family? 133 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:05,584 Am I doing everything I can to make this world a better place? 134 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:09,224 But when it comes to our goals and our dreams... 135 00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:12,702 fear is just another four letter word that begins with F. 136 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:17,149 And folks, don't let your fear of what could happen make nothing happen. 137 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:18,745 Don't make that mistake. 138 00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:23,389 Life is short, folks. Let me tell you, it is over in the blink of an eye. 139 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:25,785 And that's why I always say: 140 00:10:25,940 --> 00:10:28,466 There are seven days in the week... 141 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:33,029 and someday isn't one of them. 142 00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:36,423 Hey, hey. 143 00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:38,466 This is very good cheese. 144 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:42,067 I think it's some kind of a Spanish Manchego. It has a certain olé to it. 145 00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:44,706 Did you see that really cute guy in the third row? 146 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,271 - Okay. - Hubba, hubba. 147 00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:48,502 - He's coming this way. Coming. - Hello, ladies. 148 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:51,231 Thanks so much for coming to my talk. You got my DVD. 149 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:52,381 Yes. 150 00:10:52,540 --> 00:10:55,020 There's actually some great advice in there, Doris. 151 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:56,944 - Yes, yes. - Great name. 152 00:10:57,100 --> 00:11:00,866 - My mother named me after Doris Day. - Doris Day is my all-time favorite. 153 00:11:01,020 --> 00:11:04,342 You know what her real last name was? Von Kappelhoff. 154 00:11:04,980 --> 00:11:07,426 - It's funny, huh? - Very, very funny. 155 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:10,231 - Excuse me, I just... I have to... - Certainly. 156 00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:13,224 Mr. Williams, may I ask a question? 157 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:15,109 Ask me anything. 158 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:19,549 Mr. Williams, there's something I want. 159 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:23,102 Is this something a someone? 160 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,745 Yes. 161 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,504 And he... 162 00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:29,823 He's very different than me. It just seems impossible. 163 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:33,109 - Impossible, a confounding word. - And yet I use it all the time. 164 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,501 - There's no such thing as impossible. - No? 165 00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:37,344 - Think about the word itself. - Okay. 166 00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:41,541 I'm possible. 167 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,941 - I'm possible. - I'm possible. 168 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:46,068 We're just looking at things the wrong way. 169 00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:50,703 Like this glass of water, is it half full or is it half empty? 170 00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:55,422 - I don't know. - It's all about the way we look at things. 171 00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:58,749 - Do you see? - I see. 172 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:01,221 - Yes, you do see. - Yes, I do see. 173 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:03,821 Well, I'm glad to see you, Doris. 174 00:12:03,980 --> 00:12:06,984 You are perfect inside and out. 175 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:10,189 You're a green ball of glowing light. 176 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:13,981 And don't let anyone tell you otherwise. 177 00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:18,182 Oh, I recognize you. 178 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:24,389 I'm possible. 179 00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:28,262 I'm possible. 180 00:12:30,260 --> 00:12:32,388 I'm possible. 181 00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:37,787 I guess what I'm thinking is that whether it's digital or analog... 182 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:40,102 - ...the brand has to be unified. - I agree. Yeah. 183 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,547 Change up the typeface... 184 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:56,222 - What is this one? - See, I like this one a lot too. This is... 185 00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:57,825 John? 186 00:12:58,020 --> 00:12:59,863 John, over here, John. 187 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:01,471 Hello. 188 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:03,980 This is... 189 00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:07,064 John, I... 190 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,621 - Just... Hello. - I'm gonna... Just hold on. Real quick. 191 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,189 Hi, is everything okay? 192 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:21,583 So I'm... John, this is the situation. 193 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:25,028 It seems that I have a defective ball. 194 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:28,181 Yes, I'm... 195 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:31,100 practically empty here. 196 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:35,510 - Oh, look at that. - And the other day I saw you... 197 00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:40,382 so I put it together in my head because you came in with a bike pump... 198 00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:42,702 and so I thought, "There you go." 199 00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:46,069 - Let me grab my pump. Be right back. - Okay. Okay. 200 00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:50,909 BRB. 201 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:57,788 Lucky bike pump. 202 00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:59,624 - Okay. Let me take a look. - Okay. 203 00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:00,941 Okay. 204 00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:03,868 - If I could just... Sorry. - Yeah. 205 00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:06,747 Do you wanna get off the ball while I do this? 206 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:10,190 Do I have to? I have bad knees. 207 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,825 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 208 00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:14,505 All right. 209 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:19,784 There we go. 210 00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:28,103 How are you liking the new job? 211 00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:31,582 - The new j... Pretty good so far, I guess. - Is it? Is it? 212 00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:33,464 - Feel like I'm managing okay. - Yeah. 213 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:35,465 Okay. 214 00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:38,183 - All right. - Okay. 215 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:40,069 Sorry. 216 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:41,990 - Yeah. - Yeah. 217 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:43,710 - How's that? - Oh, good. 218 00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:45,146 Yeah? It's not too hard? 219 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,745 - No, oh, no. - Okay. 220 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:49,631 - I'm gonna pull it out, okay? - Okay, okay, okay. 221 00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:53,505 Let me get that back in. All right. 222 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,786 - Yeah, there you go. - All right. 223 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,385 Good. 224 00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:02,901 - Well, all right. - All right. 225 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:07,583 - I'm really glad I could help. - I'm glad you're glad you could help. 226 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,710 - That was great pumping. Okay. - Okay. Yeah. 227 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,789 - Bye. - Bye. 228 00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:34,581 Oh, hey. 229 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:41,585 Hey, you guys order the chicken or the chicken? 230 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:45,589 I'm possible. 231 00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:49,711 - What's going on with that guy you met? - It's okay, but we met at a Panera Bread... 232 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:53,063 - ...because it has clean bathrooms. - Yeah, that feels like a problem. 233 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:56,508 - Catch you later. I'll get coffee, okay? - See you soon. 234 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,025 Oh, hey, Doris. 235 00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:06,621 Is everything okay? 236 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:11,388 I just wanted to ask if I could get another cup of coffee. 237 00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:15,025 Oh, yeah, sure. Of course. Let me just get out of your way. 238 00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:18,026 Okay. 239 00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:19,824 Damn it. Okay. All right. 240 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:24,110 - Oh, no. Oh, no, I'm so sorry. So sorry. - It's okay. It's okay. 241 00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:26,547 Let me help. I'm so, so sorry. 242 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,623 I'm so sorry. 243 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,430 No, please. 244 00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:33,390 - Doris, stop it. - God. 245 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,464 Stop. 246 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:37,380 Okay. 247 00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,747 - You did that on purpose, didn't you? - No. 248 00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,709 - Yeah, you did. - No, no, I didn't. 249 00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:43,100 - You're a liar. - I'm not. 250 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:45,149 And that's okay. 251 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,543 I... 252 00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:52,780 Oh, my God, you're sexy. 253 00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:56,308 I am? 254 00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:06,544 Doris? Doris? 255 00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:10,591 - Doris, are you okay? - Oh, yeah. 256 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,989 Oh, yeah. I forgot something. 257 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:35,941 So... 258 00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:40,626 Todd says you and your mother liked collecting things, is that true? 259 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:44,667 - Sometimes. - What kinds of things? 260 00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:50,061 Do you like to buy things new or do you find things on the street? 261 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:53,342 Sometimes people throw away really nice things. 262 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,868 You'd be surprised, is all, you know? 263 00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:02,740 The market on Hylan Boulevard was a zoo today. 264 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:05,346 I'm stocking up on frozen food for Thanksgiving. 265 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,946 I'm thinking of making a rice stuffing this year... 266 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:10,910 plus the homemade cranberry sauce, the rolls... 267 00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:15,622 We know, Roz. You prepare in advance. You tell us every year like it's new. 268 00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:19,227 I am not Roz to you, I'm your grandmother. Show some respect. 269 00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:23,505 You can call me Buzozia, you can call me Noni, Nonni, Nuni. 270 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:26,140 When you can vote, you can call me Roz. 271 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:29,224 Providing you're a Communist, which in theory was a good idea. 272 00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:32,221 - How's your mother? - Good. 273 00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:33,870 She's up for parole this summer. 274 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,425 - That's nice. - She'll get out. 275 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:37,582 She stole that car but it was a hybrid. 276 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,262 So you're coming to Thanksgiving, right, Dorry? 277 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,990 I wouldn't miss it for the world. 278 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:45,030 I'm making my famous mini-marshmallow sweet potato pie. 279 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:49,905 Oh, Buzuzia, could you get one of those tofu turkeys for me and Dave? 280 00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:52,427 - We're going vegan. - Who's Dave? 281 00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:55,305 - Vivian's boyfriend. - He's not my boyfriend. 282 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,583 Vivian's male friend who is here constantly eating all the food... 283 00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:02,301 - ...and sucking face. - Oh, my God, we do not suck face. 284 00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:05,066 Where'd you meet him? Is he in your classes with you? 285 00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:06,785 Yeah, we go to the same school. 286 00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:08,624 We're doing The Glass Menagerie. 287 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,386 - He plays the gentleman caller. - Oh, that's so nice. 288 00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:14,384 - And who do you play? - I'm operating the light board. 289 00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:17,464 Speaking of gentlemen callers, what's going on with you, Dorry? 290 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:19,304 Nothing. 291 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:22,669 Nothing. Nothing. I'm getting nowhere with John. 292 00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:25,943 I feel so stupid around him. It's just not meant to be. 293 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:29,104 - What's his full name? - John Fremont. 294 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:32,867 Love is war, honey. You need to find common interests. 295 00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:36,149 Melvin and I... May he rest in peace. 296 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,310 Melvin and I... 297 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:44,542 Melvin and I... Melvin and I loved improvisational jazz. 298 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:49,026 I think you need to find common ground with this man. 299 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:54,431 How can I find common ground when the guy won't even talk to me? 300 00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,145 He's on Facebook. 301 00:19:57,420 --> 00:20:00,026 John Fremont is on Facebook. 302 00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:01,387 See? 303 00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:03,190 He grew up in Chicago. 304 00:20:03,340 --> 00:20:04,626 He went to Syracuse. 305 00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:08,381 He likes yoga, Frisbee, Indian food. 306 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,271 - Roz, he likes Indian food. - When did you have Indian food? 307 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:14,344 I didn't, but I'm sure I'd like it. 308 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,345 - There he is. - There he is. 309 00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:19,544 - Check this out. Look at that. - What else? What else? Go on. 310 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:22,180 We can't see the rest, we have to be friends with him. 311 00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:25,748 - Well, let's be friends with him. - No, Doris, it's not like real friends. 312 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:29,746 We have to make you a profile and then ask him to be friends. 313 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,383 No, I can't do that. I can't do that. 314 00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:34,542 - No. - Okay. 315 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,941 Then let's make a fake account. He'll never know. 316 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:38,346 Yes. 317 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,582 - Okay. - How about... 318 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,981 - Okay. - ...this one? 319 00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:45,063 Oh, this is a very bad idea. 320 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:46,790 - No, it's not. - Stop. 321 00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:51,389 Let's see. Find someone who looks like they have, you know, a master's degree. 322 00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:52,541 Okay. 323 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:54,705 - Yes. Yes. - Oh, her? 324 00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:56,783 - Yes. - Yeah, yeah. Totally. 325 00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:58,510 She needs a name. 326 00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:00,981 Lilith Primrose. 327 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,791 I always fantasized my name would be Lilith Primrose... 328 00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:06,465 if I was in a romance novel. 329 00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:09,669 Or Lilith Comeswell. 330 00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:11,424 Let's just stick with Primrose. 331 00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:13,787 Okay, let's stick with Primrose. 332 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,942 - Let's get you some friends here. - Oh, yeah? 333 00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:20,031 Because we don't want John thinking that you're his only friend. 334 00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:38,347 What? What? What happened? 335 00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:39,780 Oh, my God, we're in. 336 00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:41,021 - We're in? - We got in. 337 00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:42,386 - We're in? - Yes, look. 338 00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:44,742 Roz. Roz, come quick. We're in. 339 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:47,744 - I'm in the kitchen. I can't hear you. - Oh, my God. We're in. 340 00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:50,380 - We're in. Oh, look. - Look at all this. 341 00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:52,030 - Oh, my goodness. - Oh, my gosh. 342 00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:58,386 He rides a bike. 343 00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:01,510 Drinks beer. What else? 344 00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:05,503 Likes dogs. 345 00:22:08,380 --> 00:22:11,031 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 346 00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:15,230 Tapas. 347 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:21,542 "Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters." 348 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,341 What? 349 00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:30,910 Oh, "I don't recognize your name. Have we met?" 350 00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:36,661 Okay. 351 00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:38,709 Okay, okay, okay. 352 00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:44,308 Yes. 353 00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:50,067 We met at a party in... 354 00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:53,343 Malibu... 355 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,585 once. 356 00:23:15,420 --> 00:23:19,266 "Oh, okay. Well, see you around." 357 00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:22,910 See you around. 358 00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:26,350 Definitely see you around. 359 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,509 Oh, my God. 360 00:23:38,060 --> 00:23:39,141 Can I help you? 361 00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:42,463 I'm wondering if you have this band. 362 00:23:42,660 --> 00:23:44,628 Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters. 363 00:23:44,780 --> 00:23:46,589 Electropop. It's cool shit. 364 00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:48,424 - Yeah, cool shit. - It's over here. 365 00:23:48,580 --> 00:23:51,470 Sure, of course. Cool shit. 366 00:25:05,260 --> 00:25:07,786 Hi, John. I brought you a coffee. 367 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:11,581 No sugar because I noticed that's how you like it and... 368 00:25:11,740 --> 00:25:14,550 - That's so cool. Thank you, Doris. - Who's that, John? 369 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:18,147 - It's Doris. - Oh, Doris. 370 00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:21,064 - I should probably go. - Yeah. 371 00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:24,184 - But thanks for the coffee. All right. - You're welcome. 372 00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:30,629 Since gay marriage became legal, it's been like so much pressure. 373 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:33,590 Everyone's like, "Let's do that." I don't wanna do that. 374 00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:35,708 Hey, do you guys know Doris? 375 00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:37,425 - Doris? - Yeah. 376 00:25:37,580 --> 00:25:39,025 - What, from Accounting? - Yeah. 377 00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:44,069 Kind of. Can you ever really know someone? 378 00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:46,461 I was dating a girlfriend. One day, I realized... 379 00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:48,662 I did not even know who she was. 380 00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:52,184 - Who was she? - No, I mean, I know... I knew who she... 381 00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:54,741 Her name was Jennifer, but my point is... 382 00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:59,224 - ...I didn't know who she was. - She lie to you about her last name? 383 00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:01,582 - No. Who she was. - You said you didn't know her. 384 00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:04,710 - Her essence. I didn't know... - What's she like though? 385 00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:06,221 - Are we...? - Jennifer? 386 00:26:06,380 --> 00:26:10,783 - No, Doris. - She's, like, a shy person. 387 00:26:10,940 --> 00:26:13,784 - So I don't know. I mean, she's shy. - How'd she get here? 388 00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:16,301 Oh, she's like a holdover from the dinosaur ages. 389 00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:19,862 When the company rebranded, we had to keep some lower-level people... 390 00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:23,581 so she's been doing data entry since this company was dealing in chinos. 391 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:27,382 I think she's kind of weird, man. She has to, like, take a boat to get here. 392 00:26:27,540 --> 00:26:29,622 I think she, like, lives with her mom, right? 393 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:32,784 And they're like, you know, cat ladies or whatever. 394 00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:35,420 - Actually, her mom just passed away. - Really? 395 00:26:35,580 --> 00:26:37,548 - Yeah, super recently. - Oh, that's sad. 396 00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:40,143 She was a thousand years old. It's fine. 397 00:26:40,340 --> 00:26:42,946 Well, she's definitely weird... 398 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:46,388 but I don't know, she's like a good weird. 399 00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:49,271 Is that a... Is that a thing? 400 00:26:55,620 --> 00:26:58,624 - Hey, Doris. - Hey. 401 00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:03,831 Hey, I just wanted to say thank you for the coffee earlier. 402 00:27:03,980 --> 00:27:07,223 Sorry if I was rude. Anne's been on me about the December catalog... 403 00:27:07,380 --> 00:27:10,304 since I got here, and it's been kind of a thing. 404 00:27:10,460 --> 00:27:12,144 No, it's okay. 405 00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:16,066 - I understand. - Cool. All right. 406 00:27:16,740 --> 00:27:19,027 Is that a Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters CD? 407 00:27:20,460 --> 00:27:22,542 - Yes. - That's my favorite band. 408 00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:24,702 You're kidding. 409 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:27,306 Wouldn't have thought you'd be into electronic music. 410 00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:30,543 Oh, I am. I'm a real music person. 411 00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:35,422 I like, you know, electronic and doowop and show tunes. 412 00:27:36,340 --> 00:27:37,705 You're a baller, Doris. 413 00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:40,346 Straight up. 414 00:27:41,420 --> 00:27:43,070 - Thank you. - Pound it. 415 00:27:45,180 --> 00:27:47,421 No, pound it. Put your fist next to mine. 416 00:27:47,580 --> 00:27:49,821 Yeah. Explode it. 417 00:27:51,860 --> 00:27:53,225 Make it rain. 418 00:27:56,620 --> 00:27:57,985 Bye. 419 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:31,265 - You know what I forgot? - What? 420 00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:32,751 - To draw. Can I? - Oh, God. 421 00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:35,028 Just give me a break on this one, all right? 422 00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:37,501 You didn't draw first? Or did you just play? 423 00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:39,628 I'm playing now. 424 00:28:39,940 --> 00:28:43,422 - Just... Wait, just forget the rules, okay? - Yeah, okay. 425 00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:45,230 - Forget the rules. - Forget the rules. 426 00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:47,422 - Forget the rules. - Would you knock, please? 427 00:28:47,580 --> 00:28:49,469 - Thank you. - Okay. 428 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:54,584 - Hello? - Roz? 429 00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:57,710 - It's me. - Hey, Dorry. 430 00:28:57,860 --> 00:29:00,431 Look, is Viv around? Can I talk to her? 431 00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:02,421 Sure. 432 00:29:02,580 --> 00:29:04,787 Yeah, hold on. 433 00:29:04,980 --> 00:29:06,220 Vivi. 434 00:29:06,820 --> 00:29:07,867 Viviana. 435 00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:09,545 - I'll get her. - No. 436 00:29:09,740 --> 00:29:11,868 - Vivian! - Vivian! 437 00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:14,504 What? 438 00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:18,102 Pick up the ph... Pick up the phone. 439 00:29:18,780 --> 00:29:20,828 Why? 440 00:29:20,980 --> 00:29:24,143 Because I asked you to pick up the phone. 441 00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,109 She never listens to me. 442 00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:29,070 - Is she there? - Fine. 443 00:29:30,340 --> 00:29:32,308 - Great. - Why does she wanna talk to Vivian? 444 00:29:32,460 --> 00:29:33,666 I don't know. 445 00:29:33,820 --> 00:29:35,788 Why didn't you ask her? 446 00:29:36,780 --> 00:29:37,781 Play. 447 00:29:37,940 --> 00:29:39,988 My turn? Do I have to knock or at the end? 448 00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:42,791 - No, that's at the end. - Okay, I'm learning, I'm learning. 449 00:29:42,980 --> 00:29:45,142 Viv, I have a really important question. 450 00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:48,543 What does "baller" mean? 451 00:29:49,180 --> 00:29:52,548 - Baller? - Yeah. If someone calls you a baller. 452 00:29:52,740 --> 00:29:55,949 Well, that's really good. A baller's like a super cool person. 453 00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:58,626 John called me a baller today. 454 00:29:58,780 --> 00:30:01,590 - Doris, he must really like you. - You know what it was? 455 00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:04,903 I had Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters CD on my desk. 456 00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:07,062 - Do you know who they are? - One sec. 457 00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:10,827 Just because... Yeah, I mean, you know, it's one of his favorites... 458 00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:13,347 - ...and so that's why he saw... - Okay. 459 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:16,424 Doris, Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters is playing... 460 00:30:16,580 --> 00:30:18,628 this Saturday night in Williamsburg. 461 00:30:18,780 --> 00:30:20,623 - You have to go. - Oh, no, no. 462 00:30:20,780 --> 00:30:22,703 No, no, no. I can't do that. Williamsburg? 463 00:30:22,860 --> 00:30:25,591 - I'd take a ferry and two trains. - It's his favorite band. 464 00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:28,311 - I can't, no. I can't. - That means he's gonna be there. 465 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:29,461 This is fate, Doris. 466 00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:31,668 I'm supposed to have dinner at Todd's house. 467 00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:34,864 That's fine. Just go after. The concert starts at 10. 468 00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:36,751 Come on, Doris. Live a little. 469 00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:40,950 I wouldn't even know what you wear to a concert. 470 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:44,070 With electronic music you should probably just wear, like... 471 00:30:44,220 --> 00:30:47,588 something with bright colors. Do you own anything neon? 472 00:30:48,060 --> 00:30:49,903 Neon? 473 00:31:03,420 --> 00:31:05,229 Aunt Doris, can I ask you a question? 474 00:31:06,060 --> 00:31:07,186 Yes, Sawyer. 475 00:31:07,340 --> 00:31:11,345 Do you have a giant pair of shoes to go with that clown suit? 476 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:12,706 - Sawyer. - Enough, you two. 477 00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:16,985 Both of you, just go watch TV or something. Go on. Go. 478 00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:21,030 They're just being kids, Doris. They didn't mean anything by it. 479 00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:25,069 I like your outfit. I think it's a lot of fun. 480 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:27,270 Thank you. 481 00:31:38,420 --> 00:31:40,149 So, Doris... 482 00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:43,706 how are things going with Dr. Edwards? 483 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,704 - You making any progress there? - It's fine. It's fine. 484 00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:49,386 We're gonna clean out the house, maybe move out. 485 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:52,191 - No, I'm not planning to do that. No. - Okay. All right. 486 00:31:52,340 --> 00:31:55,389 Do you realize how selfish you're being, Doris? 487 00:31:55,540 --> 00:31:57,941 You cannot keep that house all for yourself. 488 00:31:58,100 --> 00:31:59,829 It belongs to all of us. 489 00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:03,382 It's my home. I've lived in it my whole life. Todd, it's my home. 490 00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:07,790 Is it too much to ask that we at least just sell the junk? 491 00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:12,343 It's not junk, Cindy. Everything there means something. 492 00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:14,821 How could it possibly mean anything? 493 00:32:14,980 --> 00:32:18,462 - You live in there like a crazy person. - All right. 494 00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:22,750 Maybe you're the crazy person and I'm normal. Did you ever think of that? 495 00:32:24,220 --> 00:32:26,063 I told you she was gonna act this way. 496 00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:28,746 Why do you have to be confrontational all the time? 497 00:32:28,940 --> 00:32:31,420 Can't you see she only wants to help? 498 00:32:31,580 --> 00:32:34,311 - I have to go. - Where are you gonna go? 499 00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:35,985 To a concert. 500 00:32:36,140 --> 00:32:37,471 A concert? 501 00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:41,909 It's 9:00. What, is the Staten Island Glee Club doing a late show? 502 00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:47,544 No. I'm going to go watch a band called Baby Goya and the Nuclear Winters. 503 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:49,065 Ever heard of it? 504 00:32:56,700 --> 00:32:58,031 Baby what? 505 00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:20,621 Doris. Is that you? 506 00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:22,985 - Hi. - Hi. 507 00:33:23,140 --> 00:33:24,904 - What are you doing here? - Gosh, yeah. 508 00:33:25,060 --> 00:33:29,031 I just thought I'd stop by and, you know, take a peek. I just... 509 00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:31,148 - We don't have to work tomorrow. - No, true. 510 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:32,984 - Yeah. - Well... 511 00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:35,260 you look amazing. 512 00:33:35,460 --> 00:33:37,462 Well, thank you, just, you know, this thing. 513 00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:40,624 I wear it all the time. Just threw it on. 514 00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:42,384 Is this your first Baby Goya show? 515 00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:45,225 It is. I've tried to go before, but I've been always busy. 516 00:33:45,380 --> 00:33:47,382 He is going to blow your mind. 517 00:33:47,540 --> 00:33:49,190 It's a pretty cool crowd, right? 518 00:33:49,340 --> 00:33:51,991 - Really, really, very cool. - Great jumpsuit, lady. 519 00:33:52,140 --> 00:33:54,381 - Your outfit is fierce. - Oh, thank you. 520 00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:56,463 Get in the pose. 521 00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:10,381 Goya! 522 00:34:33,420 --> 00:34:34,421 - I can't see. - What? 523 00:34:34,580 --> 00:34:37,948 - I can't see anything. - Oh, here. Get on my shoulders. 524 00:35:20,380 --> 00:35:22,064 Are you having fun? 525 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:24,348 What? 526 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:26,901 Are you having fun? 527 00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:28,266 Yeah. 528 00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:41,068 Bonsoir, Brooklyn. 529 00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:57,866 Is he coming back again? 530 00:35:58,060 --> 00:36:00,540 Is he...? No, I think he's done. 531 00:36:01,940 --> 00:36:04,910 Hey, guys, Baby Goya wants to meet you. 532 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:09,751 Come on, let's go. 533 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:10,981 Okay, wait a minute. 534 00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:38,866 Oh, good, she found you. 535 00:36:39,820 --> 00:36:41,504 - Welcome. - Man, this is so cool. 536 00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:44,106 I'm such a huge fan, Baby Goya. I'm John Fremont. 537 00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:46,945 Thanks, bro. Who are you? 538 00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:48,465 Miller, Doris. 539 00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:50,463 M-I-L-L-E-R. 540 00:36:50,660 --> 00:36:52,662 - Doris Miller. - Hi, Doris Miller. 541 00:36:52,820 --> 00:36:54,310 What'd you think of my show? 542 00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:56,144 And be honest. 543 00:36:56,300 --> 00:37:00,066 It was a little loud in places and I could have done without the explicit lyrics. 544 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:02,666 Other than that, I thought it was wonderful. 545 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:04,822 I enjoyed it. 546 00:37:10,580 --> 00:37:12,309 - I like you, Doris. - Why, thank you. 547 00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:14,827 You say what you mean and you mean what you say. 548 00:37:14,980 --> 00:37:16,664 - Kind of. - You're a true original. 549 00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:18,549 - I try. - Niles, what do you think? 550 00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:20,304 She looks fucking sick, dude. 551 00:37:20,460 --> 00:37:21,507 - Right? - For sure. 552 00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:23,344 - All right. - We've been looking... 553 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:26,310 - ...for a model to be on my new album. - Oh, good. 554 00:37:26,460 --> 00:37:28,542 It's gonna be called Fresh Vintage. 555 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:30,111 - Nice. - Niles is shooting it. 556 00:37:30,260 --> 00:37:31,466 He's my photographer. 557 00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:33,588 What's up, Doris? How are you and shit? 558 00:37:33,780 --> 00:37:36,670 - What's happening? - I'm just fine and shit. 559 00:37:36,820 --> 00:37:38,709 - Just fine. - That's Niles O'Rourke. 560 00:37:38,860 --> 00:37:41,261 - He's a major fashion photographer. - Oh, that's nice. 561 00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:44,031 Niles and I love your look, Doris. Do you wanna do this? 562 00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:48,309 Yeah. Niles, can you get her digits, we'll have Cassie set it up? 563 00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:50,667 - Get my... Get my what? - Your digits. 564 00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:53,064 - What? - It's your fucking phone number. 565 00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:55,581 We need your phone number to call you and shit. 566 00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:57,663 Okay. Have you got a pencil? 567 00:37:58,740 --> 00:38:01,550 No. Nobody fucking has pencils anymore. 568 00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:10,421 I make my own vanilla. 569 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:12,947 Each bottle has a special bean in it. 570 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:16,309 It's kind of like the worm in a bottle of tequila... 571 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:19,225 - ...except it's not tequila, it's vanilla. - Oh, that's nice. 572 00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:20,950 And it's not a worm, it's a bean. 573 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:23,262 - Wonderful. - And I make my own chocolate bars. 574 00:38:23,460 --> 00:38:26,942 Yeah. Each one's hand-cut and comes with a haiku in the wrapper. 575 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:29,751 - That's nice. - What do you make, Doris? 576 00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:34,110 - I make my own blueberry cornbread. - Cornbread, that's amazing. 577 00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:38,100 Yeah, well, it comes from a mix in a box, but I add blueberries in. 578 00:38:38,260 --> 00:38:40,467 - That is such a good idea. - Yeah. 579 00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:42,702 So how do you fucking know Doris or whatever? 580 00:38:42,860 --> 00:38:44,669 Oh, we work together. 581 00:38:44,820 --> 00:38:48,427 Oh, I get it. I totally get it, man. She's hot. Doris is hot. 582 00:38:48,580 --> 00:38:50,981 No, we're not... We're not together like that. 583 00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:52,869 We're just... We're just friends. 584 00:38:53,020 --> 00:38:54,909 Friends with bennies, I hope. 585 00:38:56,900 --> 00:38:58,265 - When you fuck... - No, I get it. 586 00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:00,707 We're just cool, man. We're just regular friends. 587 00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:02,305 - Oh, I got you, dude. - Yeah. 588 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:05,470 I teach at a gay preschool in Park Slope. 589 00:39:05,620 --> 00:39:07,463 - Oh, that's nice. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 590 00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:12,308 All my kids identify as either lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender. 591 00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:14,940 - Well, that's nice. - Yeah, it's really changed my life. 592 00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:17,865 I mean, like, these little kids have changed me... 593 00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:20,022 more than I've changed them, you know? 594 00:39:20,220 --> 00:39:23,224 I dress seasonally and monochromatically. This fall, I'm pink. 595 00:39:23,380 --> 00:39:26,702 I was thinking about paisley for winter and white for summer. 596 00:39:26,860 --> 00:39:30,262 - What's your method, Doris? - Oh, I don't have a method. 597 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,311 So, Doris, where do you live? 598 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:38,703 I live on Staten Island right near the ferry. 599 00:39:38,860 --> 00:39:40,100 - Staten Island? - Yeah. 600 00:39:40,260 --> 00:39:42,831 - That's so first wave. - It is, yes. 601 00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:44,391 - You're a pioneer. - You know... 602 00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:48,630 I think I was actually the first one on my block to have cable TV. 603 00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:53,987 You guys, you guys, we should all leave Williamsburg in a giant bus... 604 00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:55,585 and move to Staten Island. 605 00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:57,344 Yes, oh, my God, yes. 606 00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:59,548 Hey, I wanna make a toast. 607 00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:01,947 To Doris. 608 00:40:02,140 --> 00:40:05,508 To Doris! 609 00:40:05,740 --> 00:40:07,504 Thank you. 610 00:40:13,380 --> 00:40:14,984 So things are going well? 611 00:40:15,140 --> 00:40:17,381 I'm having the time of my life. 612 00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:21,181 I mean, these people have really welcomed me into their world. 613 00:40:21,340 --> 00:40:23,741 It's really something, you know? 614 00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:27,700 Feel like you're ready now to share a little more with me? 615 00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:29,589 I am. I am. I am. 616 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:32,425 Tell me about your father. 617 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:35,862 One morning, we just... 618 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:40,382 We woke up and he was gone and... 619 00:40:42,220 --> 00:40:44,666 Well, that was interesting. 620 00:40:52,420 --> 00:40:54,104 Nice. You look fucking tight, Doris. 621 00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:57,548 - No, it's the pants that are tight. - Hey, let's do this, guys. 622 00:40:57,740 --> 00:41:00,266 Give me fucking beauty, fucking emotion, all that shit. 623 00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:01,581 Fuck, yeah, Doris. 624 00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:04,306 Give it to me, Doris. Yes. Give me hot. 625 00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:07,270 You know, fucking steamy like dance the music. 626 00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:10,310 You know, it's like, I'm claiming. Doris, that is so sick. 627 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:14,346 That's so tight. That's so sick. That's so tight, Doris. 628 00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:21,902 Nikki was smart and funny, and one day she just up and broke up with me. 629 00:41:22,060 --> 00:41:24,347 She did it over text. Do you wanna see it? 630 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:26,470 Right there. 631 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:31,581 It sucks because I just feel like I don't know what went wrong. 632 00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:34,341 Maybe she thought I was boring. 633 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:39,106 I get nervous that I'm boring sometimes. 634 00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:41,501 I don't think you're boring, John. 635 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:42,701 Thank you. 636 00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:45,467 I just want people to like me. 637 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:50,221 What about you, Doris? 638 00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:52,747 - What? - You ever been in love? 639 00:41:53,900 --> 00:41:57,461 - I don't know. - You don't know? 640 00:41:58,100 --> 00:41:59,147 - I don't know. - Come on. 641 00:41:59,340 --> 00:42:03,026 I feel like I just spilled my guts on the floor to you with this... 642 00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:05,541 It's your turn. I'd like to know. 643 00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:08,189 - I was engaged once. - Were you really? 644 00:42:08,340 --> 00:42:10,388 Yeah, I really was. 645 00:42:10,540 --> 00:42:11,701 I really was. 646 00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:16,106 I was in my early 20s and his name was Arthur. 647 00:42:16,260 --> 00:42:19,230 And he was a journalism student at city college... 648 00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:22,589 and we met at a bar in the Village and I was with my friend, Roz... 649 00:42:22,780 --> 00:42:26,341 and he was with his friend, Peter, and they ordered drinks... 650 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:30,391 and then sat down at our table with us and we just talked and talked and talked. 651 00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:36,223 And he loved folk music and foreign films... 652 00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:40,345 and he had brown eyes... 653 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:43,629 and a big smile and... 654 00:42:45,460 --> 00:42:47,701 We just spent every moment together... 655 00:42:47,860 --> 00:42:51,421 and he took me to all these foreign films that were really weird. 656 00:42:51,580 --> 00:42:53,025 And... 657 00:42:53,180 --> 00:42:56,946 And then one night, he was taking me home on the ferry, and it was bumpy. 658 00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:59,068 I remember it was really rocky and bumpy... 659 00:42:59,220 --> 00:43:02,827 and he got down on one knee and then... And he fell over. 660 00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:08,669 And we laughed and then he took out a little ring... 661 00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:12,707 and he asked me to marry him and I said yes. 662 00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:15,029 And... 663 00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:20,429 then he got a job working on a newspaper... 664 00:43:20,580 --> 00:43:25,711 in Flagstaff, Arizona, of all places, and he asked me to go with him. 665 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,184 And... 666 00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:30,311 I couldn't leave my mother. 667 00:43:30,460 --> 00:43:34,909 It would have killed her to leave her alone. 668 00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:40,221 And he left and I stayed, and that's that. 669 00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:46,942 I'm... I'm sorry. 670 00:43:47,580 --> 00:43:48,991 It's okay. 671 00:43:57,580 --> 00:43:59,389 Thank you for walking me to the train. 672 00:43:59,540 --> 00:44:03,306 Yeah, I mean, of course. I can't believe you have to take a ferry after this too. 673 00:44:03,460 --> 00:44:06,111 Well, that's all right. I'm used to it. 674 00:44:06,620 --> 00:44:08,190 I had a really good time tonight. 675 00:44:08,340 --> 00:44:09,990 It's just nice talking to you. 676 00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:12,023 - Really? - Yeah, really. 677 00:44:12,220 --> 00:44:14,109 I like you, Doris. Okay. 678 00:44:18,580 --> 00:44:19,945 I got you a little bit there. 679 00:44:20,100 --> 00:44:21,590 - A little bit. - Sorry. 680 00:44:21,740 --> 00:44:23,822 Okay, good night. 681 00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:40,301 You look different. 682 00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:42,701 Do I? 683 00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:46,345 Thank you. 684 00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:48,628 Okay, thank you. 685 00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:52,664 Do you think that sometime you might be willing to let me... 686 00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:56,666 come over and look at your house? How about I come this weekend? 687 00:45:00,060 --> 00:45:01,903 Oh, that's so cool. 688 00:45:02,620 --> 00:45:04,941 - You look great. - Oh, stop. 689 00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:07,866 Are you guys, like, together now? 690 00:45:08,020 --> 00:45:11,024 Viv, please. 691 00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:17,109 Well, I'm not saying anything, but we did kiss. 692 00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:19,103 Doris. 693 00:45:19,260 --> 00:45:22,787 It was accidental, but I felt a spark. 694 00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:25,705 So when are you gonna see him next? When's your next date? 695 00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:29,785 Well, I'll see him at the office next week. I'm sure we'll set up something. 696 00:45:29,940 --> 00:45:32,511 Just be careful, okay? 697 00:45:32,660 --> 00:45:33,786 What do you mean? 698 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:36,147 I mean just what I said. Be careful. 699 00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:39,463 You appear to be taking dating advice from a 13-year-old. 700 00:45:39,620 --> 00:45:42,226 I don't wanna see you get hurt, that's all. 701 00:45:42,380 --> 00:45:45,224 I can handle myself. 702 00:45:46,260 --> 00:45:48,945 "I don't want you to get hurt." 703 00:45:53,860 --> 00:45:56,670 - John. - Oh, hey, Doris. 704 00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:59,300 - Hi. - I had so much fun the other night. 705 00:45:59,780 --> 00:46:04,024 Oh, it was, wasn't it? Yes, it was. 706 00:46:04,180 --> 00:46:08,026 You wanna have lunch together outside in the park? It's a really warm, lovely day. 707 00:46:08,180 --> 00:46:11,389 I know, I was out earlier, but I'm super backed up. 708 00:46:11,540 --> 00:46:14,111 I think I'm gonna work through lunch. But maybe later... 709 00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:16,507 we can get a coffee or something, yeah? Okay? 710 00:46:16,660 --> 00:46:19,664 - Yeah. - Okay. Bye. 711 00:46:20,660 --> 00:46:23,584 If you could close the door on the way out, that'd be great. 712 00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:25,469 Goodbye. 713 00:46:25,620 --> 00:46:28,351 I'll just be closing the door. The door is closing. 714 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:31,231 Closing the door. 715 00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:37,471 John. John. 716 00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:39,628 Hey, John. You know, I meant to tell you. 717 00:46:39,780 --> 00:46:42,545 I saw the funniest thing on the ferry this morning. 718 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:45,749 Doris, no, I would love to chat but I'm gonna be late for a thing. 719 00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:47,140 - We'll talk tomorrow. - Okay. 720 00:46:47,300 --> 00:46:48,870 All right. 721 00:47:12,460 --> 00:47:14,861 - Hey, Doris. - John, hi. 722 00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:16,784 - Hey. - Hi. 723 00:47:16,940 --> 00:47:18,704 Is everything okay? 724 00:47:18,860 --> 00:47:20,464 Yeah, why? 725 00:47:20,660 --> 00:47:23,789 I feel like we've barely had a chance to speak all week. 726 00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:27,023 You've been kind of distracted. 727 00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:30,229 Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't know, it's just been a really crazy week. 728 00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:32,502 Yeah. That's okay. 729 00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:36,427 I read in the paper about this new restaurant... 730 00:47:36,580 --> 00:47:39,868 where they serve all their food in the dark. It's called Dark. 731 00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:42,785 It's about taste and texture because you can't see the food. 732 00:47:42,940 --> 00:47:46,706 - It's like tasting, touching. - Yeah, sounds interesting. 733 00:47:46,860 --> 00:47:49,591 - We should go sometime. - Yes, please, let's do that. 734 00:47:49,740 --> 00:47:51,742 - How about tonight? - Tonight I can't. 735 00:47:51,940 --> 00:47:54,181 - But at some point, sure. - Yeah. 736 00:47:54,340 --> 00:47:55,910 - Okay. - Okay. 737 00:47:56,060 --> 00:47:57,630 - All right. - Okay. 738 00:47:57,820 --> 00:47:59,549 Okay. 739 00:48:08,340 --> 00:48:10,866 - Hey, you. - Hey, you. 740 00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:14,464 - For me? - Yeah. 741 00:48:14,620 --> 00:48:15,746 It's so cute. 742 00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:17,550 Made it with paper from the paper shredder. 743 00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:19,907 Thank you. It's lovely. 744 00:48:20,060 --> 00:48:21,983 - How was work? - It was okay. 745 00:48:25,380 --> 00:48:27,542 - I'm a little worried about my roommate. - What? 746 00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:31,227 She stopped going to a therapist and she's seeing a psychic instead. 747 00:48:31,380 --> 00:48:34,111 - A psychic? - I know, it's ridiculous, right? 748 00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:36,228 She swears by it though. I'm like: 749 00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:39,270 "What does my therapist do for me?" I mean, I just like... 750 00:48:45,580 --> 00:48:47,821 - You cried during Home Alone? - Yes. 751 00:48:47,980 --> 00:48:52,110 The part when Kevin looks inside and he sees that family celebrating Christmas. 752 00:48:52,260 --> 00:48:55,946 And he's all alone. I wanna cry right now just thinking about it. 753 00:48:56,900 --> 00:49:00,029 - Oh, you find that funny, huh? - A little bit. 754 00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:08,342 - Do you think you'll live here forever? - Where? 755 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,821 - Here in New York. - In New Yor... I don't know. 756 00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:14,388 Not in this store, but in New York City. 757 00:49:34,020 --> 00:49:35,465 Doris? 758 00:49:35,820 --> 00:49:37,584 - Hey. - John. 759 00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:41,426 - What are you doing here? - I love this store. 760 00:49:41,580 --> 00:49:45,585 I love this store. I come to this store a lot. 761 00:49:45,740 --> 00:49:47,105 - Okay. - Okay. 762 00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:49,786 Hey, Brooklyn, this is Doris. Doris, this is Brooklyn. 763 00:49:49,980 --> 00:49:51,106 Remember? She's my co-worker. 764 00:49:51,260 --> 00:49:53,228 - Oh, yeah. It's so nice to meet you. - Yes. 765 00:49:53,380 --> 00:49:56,543 - Brooklyn, you... Are you from Brooklyn? - Oh, no. I'm from Colorado. 766 00:49:56,700 --> 00:49:59,226 My parents named me that because they love Woody Allen. 767 00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:01,542 Why didn't they name you Woody Allen, you know? 768 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:05,071 That's hilarious. John told me you were so funny. 769 00:50:05,220 --> 00:50:08,383 I have to go. I have to catch the ferry. So it was nice meeting you. 770 00:50:08,580 --> 00:50:09,741 - Are you sure? - Oh, yeah. 771 00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:13,268 We're gonna go to Café Kalen and get some dessert if you wanna come with. 772 00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:14,950 Brooks is gonna sing some songs. 773 00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:18,821 It's my first time performing them in front of an audience so I'm super nervous. 774 00:50:18,980 --> 00:50:20,505 - Wanna come? - No, I really... 775 00:50:20,660 --> 00:50:24,267 The ferry's late and then it gets choppy, and I really have to... 776 00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:28,061 - Please come. I could use the support. - Yeah, come on, Doris. Come with us. 777 00:51:01,940 --> 00:51:03,385 - You were great. - Stop. 778 00:51:03,540 --> 00:51:04,826 - Wasn't she great? - Oh, yeah. 779 00:51:04,980 --> 00:51:07,551 - You were so great. - Thank you. Thank you. 780 00:51:11,780 --> 00:51:14,545 So John tells me you both went to the Baby Goya concert. 781 00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:16,225 - Did you like the show? - Oh, yes. 782 00:51:16,380 --> 00:51:18,382 - Very... - Yeah? You did? 783 00:51:18,540 --> 00:51:20,429 I'm not a fan. No. 784 00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:24,187 Robots and the renaissance? Come on. Are they from the past? From the future? 785 00:51:24,340 --> 00:51:26,946 - It's like, pick, one or the other. - She doesn't get it. 786 00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:29,546 - She doesn't. - I'm really sorry. 787 00:51:29,740 --> 00:51:32,391 - I kind of gotta take a whiz. - Oh, gross. 788 00:51:32,580 --> 00:51:35,106 - All right, I'm gonna go. - You're such a boy. 789 00:51:36,340 --> 00:51:40,061 - I really like that sweater, Doris. It's pretty. - Thank you so much. 790 00:51:40,220 --> 00:51:44,669 - I like your sweater. It's nice. - Thank you. I actually... I knit it myself. 791 00:51:44,820 --> 00:51:47,266 - Really? - Yeah. Do you knit? 792 00:51:47,420 --> 00:51:50,663 Yes. Yes, I do knit little squares of things. 793 00:51:50,820 --> 00:51:53,630 Oh, my God, you have to come to my rooftop knitting circle. 794 00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:56,386 That's very nice of you. Thank you. 795 00:51:56,540 --> 00:51:59,146 I joined the LGBT knitting community five years ago... 796 00:51:59,300 --> 00:52:01,541 and I cannot imagine my life without it now. 797 00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:06,501 I'm not a lesbian, but I'm me there. You know? 798 00:52:07,700 --> 00:52:10,226 Brooklyn, you know, I feel that way in Staples. 799 00:52:10,380 --> 00:52:12,064 I love office supplies and just... 800 00:52:12,220 --> 00:52:14,587 I just wander up and down the aisles, you know? 801 00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:17,584 Well, you have to come. It's a date. 802 00:52:17,740 --> 00:52:19,868 - It is. - A girl date. You and me. 803 00:52:20,020 --> 00:52:22,830 A girl date. Okay. 804 00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:24,220 Good. 805 00:52:58,180 --> 00:53:03,107 Brooklyn Henderson. 806 00:53:30,300 --> 00:53:31,711 Okay. 807 00:53:36,820 --> 00:53:38,151 Okay. 808 00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:52,507 Our love was like the sun and the moon and the stars. 809 00:53:53,460 --> 00:53:56,862 And then you tore it all asunder. 810 00:53:57,540 --> 00:54:00,987 And now I lie down to die. 811 00:54:01,140 --> 00:54:05,623 And blow away like a fleck of dust. 812 00:54:08,860 --> 00:54:13,661 Like a speck of dust. Speck of du... 813 00:54:37,340 --> 00:54:39,468 Hey, Doris? 814 00:54:41,260 --> 00:54:42,989 Sis? 815 00:54:43,740 --> 00:54:45,504 Doris? 816 00:54:45,660 --> 00:54:47,708 It's Dr. Edwards. 817 00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:50,107 Come on, open up, sis. 818 00:54:51,140 --> 00:54:53,791 Doris, please open the door. 819 00:54:53,940 --> 00:54:55,669 Sis? 820 00:54:56,020 --> 00:54:57,704 I know she's in there. 821 00:54:57,860 --> 00:55:00,670 - First visit in the house? - Yeah. Ours. 822 00:55:04,780 --> 00:55:08,182 Hi, Doris. It's Dr. Edwards. 823 00:55:08,380 --> 00:55:09,711 Can we come in? 824 00:55:09,860 --> 00:55:13,467 Sis, just let us in, Doris. 825 00:55:22,580 --> 00:55:23,911 - Hi, Doris. - Hey. 826 00:55:24,820 --> 00:55:26,709 It's good to see you again. 827 00:55:26,900 --> 00:55:28,948 - Hey. - Hey. 828 00:55:35,580 --> 00:55:40,302 Oh, my God, Doris, it is so gross in here. 829 00:55:40,460 --> 00:55:43,225 You need to take all this garbage and burn it in a Dumpster. 830 00:55:43,380 --> 00:55:45,382 Cynthia, that's not helpful. 831 00:55:46,100 --> 00:55:49,786 Okay, well, I'll just sit in a corner and keep my mouth shut. 832 00:55:49,940 --> 00:55:53,501 You know, she's gonna look around, okay? Just gonna look around. 833 00:55:53,660 --> 00:55:58,029 So, Doris, we'll start by creating three piles. 834 00:55:58,220 --> 00:56:00,461 One for trash. 835 00:56:00,620 --> 00:56:02,509 One to donate. 836 00:56:02,660 --> 00:56:04,662 And one to keep. 837 00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:08,946 Doris, it's totally up to you to decide what you wanna keep... 838 00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:13,150 and what you're willing to let go of. Okay? Should we give it a shot? 839 00:56:13,300 --> 00:56:14,665 - Okay. - Great. 840 00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:17,386 Okay, let's start here in the dining room. 841 00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:20,305 How about this wooden ski? 842 00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:23,304 Would you like to keep it, discard it or donate it to charity? 843 00:56:23,900 --> 00:56:26,028 Well, the Wallaces gave us that. 844 00:56:26,180 --> 00:56:29,150 They lived across the street before they moved to Montreal. 845 00:56:29,300 --> 00:56:33,749 I liked them very much. And I wanna keep that. I wanna keep it. 846 00:56:33,900 --> 00:56:35,629 Where's the other one? 847 00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:39,981 - I'm not sure. - You can't go skiing with one ski, Doris. 848 00:56:40,180 --> 00:56:43,389 - All right, then we will donate it. - Good. 849 00:56:43,540 --> 00:56:48,751 I don't wanna throw it away. I don't wanna have it end up in a landfill somewhere. 850 00:56:48,940 --> 00:56:50,430 Somebody... 851 00:56:51,060 --> 00:56:55,304 Take care of it. It has sentimental value. 852 00:56:55,460 --> 00:57:00,990 What is the point of donating that? Who's gonna go looking for only one ski? 853 00:57:01,140 --> 00:57:05,111 - Someone with one leg. - Oh, you think you're so clever. 854 00:57:05,260 --> 00:57:08,104 Cynthia, please. This is difficult for Doris. 855 00:57:08,260 --> 00:57:11,150 - Try to be patient. - Fine. 856 00:57:12,260 --> 00:57:13,261 Great, Doris. 857 00:57:14,140 --> 00:57:17,383 This should give you a sense of the way it works. 858 00:57:17,540 --> 00:57:20,749 Do you wanna try another one? How about...? 859 00:57:22,340 --> 00:57:24,820 How about these magazines here? 860 00:57:25,940 --> 00:57:27,669 - Donate. - Good. 861 00:57:27,820 --> 00:57:30,983 No, no, actually, I changed my mind. 862 00:57:31,140 --> 00:57:34,269 I'm thinking that I would really like to finish them one day. 863 00:57:34,420 --> 00:57:35,706 - Fine. - Yeah. 864 00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:38,426 - That's no problem. - Okay. 865 00:57:40,180 --> 00:57:42,660 - How about these empty containers? - Keep. 866 00:57:42,820 --> 00:57:45,221 - Keep? Are you sure? - Keep. Yes. Yes. 867 00:57:45,380 --> 00:57:49,510 I feel that they're going to be very useful at one point. 868 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:54,061 What about this bowl of shampoo bottles? 869 00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:56,029 - Keep. Yes. - Really? 870 00:57:56,180 --> 00:57:57,545 - Doris? - Yes. Keep. 871 00:57:57,700 --> 00:58:01,147 - You think you'll need shampoo bottles? - There may be a shortage one day... 872 00:58:01,340 --> 00:58:04,549 and then people have to come to me for shampoo, and I really... 873 00:58:04,700 --> 00:58:08,705 - What? What are you doing? No, no, no. - I am getting rid of useless... 874 00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:12,751 No, no, no. This is something I want. This means something to me. 875 00:58:12,940 --> 00:58:15,511 - This means something... - She's lost her mind. 876 00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:17,981 No, no, no! 877 00:58:22,340 --> 00:58:27,301 It's my stuff and Mom's stuff. This is my house. It's my house. 878 00:58:27,460 --> 00:58:29,462 You go! You go! You go! 879 00:58:29,660 --> 00:58:31,947 - You leave! You leave! You leave! - Okay. Let's go. 880 00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:34,421 - Go. Go. Go on. You go. - Come on. 881 00:58:34,580 --> 00:58:38,471 - Leave. - We'll try this again another time, okay? 882 00:58:43,900 --> 00:58:46,585 I'm disappointed in you, Doris. 883 00:58:51,100 --> 00:58:52,261 You're... 884 00:58:52,420 --> 00:58:55,264 You're disappointed in me? 885 00:58:57,740 --> 00:59:00,391 You're disappointed in me? 886 00:59:00,540 --> 00:59:02,349 Todd, where were you? 887 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:04,468 Where were you all those years? 888 00:59:04,620 --> 00:59:10,389 All those years, I took care of her. I fed her, I clothed her. 889 00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:16,303 I took care of her. Where were you? Where were you? 890 00:59:16,820 --> 00:59:19,187 We made an agreement, Doris. 891 00:59:20,300 --> 00:59:22,906 You were in the best position to take care of her. 892 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:27,987 And how else would I have gone to school, start my own business? How? 893 00:59:28,180 --> 00:59:32,469 You agreed to that. We agreed to that. 894 00:59:32,620 --> 00:59:34,702 I could have had those things. 895 00:59:34,860 --> 00:59:37,830 I could have had them too. 896 00:59:38,180 --> 00:59:39,511 I could have... 897 00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:46,549 - Oh, please. - Cynthia, just... 898 00:59:47,180 --> 00:59:49,182 Give me a minute. Give me a minute with her. 899 00:59:49,340 --> 00:59:51,149 Please, give me a minute with her. 900 00:59:55,620 --> 00:59:58,351 You have to get away from here, Doris. 901 01:00:00,460 --> 01:00:02,940 You're turning into her. 902 01:00:04,380 --> 01:00:08,351 You're holding on to stuff because you're telling yourself you might need it. 903 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:11,185 Someday, you might. 904 01:00:12,940 --> 01:00:15,625 I don't know, maybe you're just scared. 905 01:00:16,420 --> 01:00:18,548 You're lonely. 906 01:00:19,820 --> 01:00:21,902 I don't know why. 907 01:00:23,540 --> 01:00:27,704 But I know that you gotta get out of here. 908 01:00:45,740 --> 01:00:48,584 - Can we not do this at work? - We're doing this right now. 909 01:00:48,740 --> 01:00:50,742 I don't care if you're at work or not. 910 01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:55,144 - Looks like there's trouble in paradise. - Stop lying. I can see it all over your face. 911 01:01:02,380 --> 01:01:04,428 Asshole! 912 01:01:13,180 --> 01:01:14,944 I never liked her. 913 01:01:15,100 --> 01:01:17,102 Cute shoes though. 914 01:01:18,180 --> 01:01:20,945 You're probably wondering what happened between me and John. 915 01:01:21,100 --> 01:01:25,389 No. No. I didn't... You know, if you wanna talk about it, I'm here. 916 01:01:25,540 --> 01:01:28,942 Yeah, well, it's over between us. It's donzo. 917 01:01:29,140 --> 01:01:30,301 - Really? - Yeah. 918 01:01:30,460 --> 01:01:32,861 - Why? - Because he's a fucking liar. 919 01:01:33,060 --> 01:01:36,667 I'm so stupid. He told me I was the only woman he was dating, but he's lying. 920 01:01:36,820 --> 01:01:38,424 - It's obvious. - Who's he seeing? 921 01:01:38,580 --> 01:01:40,389 Some girl, Lilith Primrose. 922 01:01:41,300 --> 01:01:43,780 She has a master's degree. 923 01:01:45,540 --> 01:01:47,224 - Do you know her? - No. 924 01:01:47,380 --> 01:01:50,270 Well, she posted some weird love shit on his Facebook wall... 925 01:01:50,420 --> 01:01:52,991 so I confronted him about it. They're having sex. 926 01:01:53,140 --> 01:01:56,383 - No. No, no, no. - Yeah. I asked him, "Who is this chick?" 927 01:01:56,580 --> 01:01:59,265 He's like, "I have no idea." But I can tell he's lying. 928 01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:02,947 It was all over his face. I've been hurt in the past, so... 929 01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:04,829 Once bitten, twice shy, you know? 930 01:02:04,980 --> 01:02:08,189 - Twice shy, I know. - So anyway, it's done. 931 01:02:08,380 --> 01:02:11,031 But I'm really glad I met you. You're so cool, Doris. 932 01:02:14,020 --> 01:02:17,627 Doris, listen, it's John. Are you around today? 933 01:02:18,540 --> 01:02:20,622 It's just so weird, Doris. 934 01:02:20,780 --> 01:02:22,748 She kept asking me who Lilith Primrose was. 935 01:02:22,940 --> 01:02:26,786 And I was like, "I have no idea." But she never believed me. 936 01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:32,582 I was cleaning out my closet last night. I found a pair of Brooklyn's jeans. 937 01:02:32,780 --> 01:02:35,465 - Yes. - I was so depressed, I put them on. 938 01:02:35,780 --> 01:02:37,782 I'm wearing them right now. 939 01:02:37,940 --> 01:02:41,387 - They fit me perfectly. - Yes, yes, they do. 940 01:02:41,860 --> 01:02:43,624 Anyway... 941 01:02:43,980 --> 01:02:45,948 it's over now. 942 01:02:46,580 --> 01:02:49,982 Oh, John, I'm so sorry. I wish there was something I could do to help. 943 01:02:50,140 --> 01:02:52,746 No, you are helping, Doris. I just... 944 01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:55,301 I just wanna be surrounded by friends right now. 945 01:02:55,460 --> 01:02:57,701 Okay, good. Good. 946 01:02:57,860 --> 01:03:00,511 Hey, what are you doing for Thanksgiving? 947 01:03:02,540 --> 01:03:03,951 Nothing, really. Just... 948 01:03:04,100 --> 01:03:06,706 Yeah, I'm having an orphan Thanksgiving over at my place. 949 01:03:06,900 --> 01:03:09,585 I'm gonna invite everybody I've met since I moved out here. 950 01:03:09,740 --> 01:03:13,142 Plus my friend Sasha's in town from L.A... 951 01:03:13,300 --> 01:03:16,827 and she's gonna sage the apartment. I don't know, hit a gong and stuff. 952 01:03:16,980 --> 01:03:19,267 Get rid of some of that bad breakup karma. 953 01:03:19,420 --> 01:03:21,309 She's a healer. 954 01:03:21,980 --> 01:03:23,425 Will you come? 955 01:03:23,620 --> 01:03:26,942 - Sure. Sure. I'll come. Yes. - Great. 956 01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:30,463 - Hey, Doris, can I ask you something? - Sure. 957 01:03:30,620 --> 01:03:33,271 Would you ever consider dating a younger man? 958 01:03:33,860 --> 01:03:35,828 Just curious. 959 01:03:36,340 --> 01:03:37,830 Yes. 960 01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:39,584 Cool. 961 01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:44,670 Come on. 962 01:03:45,660 --> 01:03:48,504 Oh, my God, Doris, it's on. It's, like, so on. 963 01:03:48,660 --> 01:03:50,742 Really, really, really, you think it is? 964 01:03:50,940 --> 01:03:56,106 Doris, I don't think, I know. This is it. It's your moment. 965 01:03:56,820 --> 01:03:59,346 I'm so happy for you. 966 01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:03,141 Doris, Thanksgiving is our special time. It's like... It's a tradition, Doris. 967 01:04:03,300 --> 01:04:06,463 I can't believe you're doing this. I'm making two kinds of stuffing. 968 01:04:06,620 --> 01:04:09,942 Roz, this is my big opportunity. It's my chance to be with John. 969 01:04:10,460 --> 01:04:11,950 Can you be honest with yourself? 970 01:04:12,100 --> 01:04:15,582 - He's barely old enough to vote. - He probably votes more than you do. 971 01:04:15,740 --> 01:04:18,505 I am a conscientious objector. That's different. 972 01:04:18,660 --> 01:04:21,664 Oh, Roz, honestly, I just don't think this is this big a deal. 973 01:04:21,820 --> 01:04:23,822 You are not like them. Don't you get that? 974 01:04:24,020 --> 01:04:26,500 Why are you doing this? You were so supportive before. 975 01:04:26,660 --> 01:04:28,549 I'm having a rare moment of clarity. 976 01:04:28,700 --> 01:04:33,149 You're jealous because I'm having fun and doing things with others and not you. 977 01:04:33,300 --> 01:04:34,984 You wish! 978 01:04:35,140 --> 01:04:36,426 Roz. 979 01:04:36,580 --> 01:04:41,142 Roz, there has got to be more to life than going to lectures at the YWCA... 980 01:04:41,300 --> 01:04:43,428 and stealing cheese. 981 01:04:43,620 --> 01:04:46,146 I mean, your husband died. He died, it was tragic. 982 01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:52,023 But that was 15 years ago! Move the fuck on! 983 01:04:52,860 --> 01:04:55,386 You're telling me to move on? 984 01:04:55,540 --> 01:04:59,750 You have packets of duck sauce in your refrigerator from the 1970s. 985 01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:04,462 - It keeps. - Oh, honey. Darling, don't you see? 986 01:05:04,620 --> 01:05:07,624 You're just a weird little old lady in the funny clothes to them! 987 01:05:07,780 --> 01:05:11,785 You're like their weird fucking art project! 988 01:05:12,940 --> 01:05:16,387 - You take that back. - Doris, I'm worried about you. 989 01:05:16,540 --> 01:05:20,022 You are not my mother. My mother is dead. 990 01:05:20,180 --> 01:05:26,745 So you can stop worrying about me. I can take care of myself! 991 01:05:32,540 --> 01:05:34,588 I don't steal cheese. 992 01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:37,831 That cheese is free. 993 01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:41,540 What action could you take today... 994 01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:46,581 that will help you achieve the success in life that you desire? 995 01:05:53,540 --> 01:05:57,340 If everything you do works, then you're not trying hard enough. 996 01:05:58,580 --> 01:06:01,060 Let there be light. 997 01:06:01,220 --> 01:06:02,824 Say it with me. 998 01:06:02,980 --> 01:06:05,790 Let there be light. 999 01:06:05,940 --> 01:06:08,750 You're possible, Doris. 1000 01:06:08,900 --> 01:06:11,062 You are possible. 1001 01:06:17,540 --> 01:06:18,951 Hey, hey. 1002 01:06:53,660 --> 01:06:55,867 - Hey, Doris, you made it. - Yes. 1003 01:06:56,020 --> 01:06:57,431 - You look gorgeous. - Thank you. 1004 01:06:58,340 --> 01:07:01,264 - Oh, I made a pie. - Nice. 1005 01:07:01,420 --> 01:07:02,660 - John? - Yeah. 1006 01:07:02,820 --> 01:07:04,948 I would like to talk to you about something. 1007 01:07:05,100 --> 01:07:07,307 Sure. Let me introduce you to everybody first. 1008 01:07:07,460 --> 01:07:11,704 Come on up. Hey, Doris made a pie, everyone. Doris made a pie. 1009 01:07:17,020 --> 01:07:18,021 - Doris. - Yes. 1010 01:07:18,180 --> 01:07:19,705 Try this. It's a Thanks-tini. 1011 01:07:19,900 --> 01:07:23,188 My mixologist friend Oliver designed it specifically for the party. 1012 01:07:23,340 --> 01:07:24,546 Everybody, this is Doris. 1013 01:07:25,940 --> 01:07:29,183 - Of course, you know all these guys. - Hi, Doris. You look beautiful. 1014 01:07:29,340 --> 01:07:33,425 - Thank you. - This is Keith. We just met on Grindr. 1015 01:07:33,620 --> 01:07:35,270 - How nice. - I know nothing about him. 1016 01:07:35,460 --> 01:07:37,906 And over there is my Uncle Frank. 1017 01:07:38,060 --> 01:07:41,382 - Frank is in sales. - Belts and buckles, to be exact. 1018 01:07:44,140 --> 01:07:45,221 Big buckler. 1019 01:07:45,380 --> 01:07:47,747 Let's give thanks for our families. 1020 01:07:47,900 --> 01:07:51,541 Those of us who are here and those of us who are gone forever. 1021 01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:52,781 We miss you, Melvin. 1022 01:07:52,940 --> 01:07:56,990 And those of us who are in prison, we hope that the food there does not suck. 1023 01:07:57,140 --> 01:08:01,941 And let's give thanks for friends who are here instead of someplace else. 1024 01:08:02,100 --> 01:08:04,626 Friends who have not abandoned us. 1025 01:08:04,820 --> 01:08:07,471 Friends who have not betrayed us in our hour of need... 1026 01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:12,143 and run off with some hot piece of whatever. 1027 01:08:12,300 --> 01:08:14,348 And let's eat some turkey. 1028 01:08:14,540 --> 01:08:16,304 - Let's. - Yeah. 1029 01:08:18,460 --> 01:08:19,985 Hey, pretty lady. 1030 01:08:20,140 --> 01:08:22,871 You know, I'm really excited to chat with you tonight. 1031 01:08:23,020 --> 01:08:24,021 Thanks. 1032 01:08:24,180 --> 01:08:26,262 If everybody could listen up for a second... 1033 01:08:26,420 --> 01:08:29,549 Fiona made the turkey tonight. 1034 01:08:30,180 --> 01:08:33,423 I got dibs on the drumstick. The drumstick's mine. 1035 01:08:34,300 --> 01:08:36,985 You know this has been a really difficult time for me. 1036 01:08:37,140 --> 01:08:40,223 I wanted to say how thankful I am for each and every one of you. 1037 01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:42,064 You guys are the stuff of life. 1038 01:08:42,220 --> 01:08:43,870 I'm nothing without you. 1039 01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:46,341 - To my awesome friends. - Cheers. 1040 01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:49,344 - Cheers. - Eye contact. Eye contact. 1041 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:50,547 Salud, yes. 1042 01:08:52,340 --> 01:08:54,024 They say Miss Sheehan fell... 1043 01:08:54,180 --> 01:08:57,229 but everyone knows she's got a drinking problem. 1044 01:08:57,380 --> 01:08:59,428 So we've had this sub for like three weeks. 1045 01:08:59,580 --> 01:09:01,150 And his name is Mr. Durphy... 1046 01:09:01,300 --> 01:09:06,181 but everyone calls him Dorky Durphy because he's super weird. Anyways... 1047 01:09:06,380 --> 01:09:10,669 I ride the thing for 15 minutes before I realize it wasn't my horse. 1048 01:09:10,820 --> 01:09:12,982 It wasn't my horse. 1049 01:09:14,580 --> 01:09:15,706 "Western wolf... 1050 01:09:16,540 --> 01:09:18,190 night sky. 1051 01:09:18,340 --> 01:09:22,584 Our naked bodies twitching under cover of darkness. 1052 01:09:22,740 --> 01:09:24,629 Thread count... 1053 01:09:25,060 --> 01:09:27,950 - ...unknown." - That was brilliant. 1054 01:09:28,100 --> 01:09:30,706 I just feel like my work has changed so much since... 1055 01:09:30,860 --> 01:09:33,989 Who wants mint chocolate chip flavored alcohol? Just 10 calories. 1056 01:09:34,380 --> 01:09:36,587 - We should play Never Have I Ever. - Oh, yes. 1057 01:09:36,740 --> 01:09:39,220 - All right? - What is that? 1058 01:09:39,380 --> 01:09:40,711 It's a drinking game, Doris. 1059 01:09:40,860 --> 01:09:44,626 You say the phrase "never have I ever" and then something crazy... 1060 01:09:44,780 --> 01:09:47,101 and anybody that's done it has to drink. 1061 01:09:47,300 --> 01:09:49,951 Here, I'll start. Never have I ever... 1062 01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:53,547 participated in an orgy. 1063 01:09:55,260 --> 01:09:58,582 - All right, jump right in, huh? - Who's gonna drink? 1064 01:09:58,740 --> 01:10:00,230 Anybody? 1065 01:10:03,180 --> 01:10:05,228 Nice. 1066 01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:08,390 - It was my first semester at Oberlin. - Don't apologize. 1067 01:10:08,540 --> 01:10:10,269 Oh, really? At your age? 1068 01:10:11,820 --> 01:10:13,231 - Doris? - What? 1069 01:10:13,660 --> 01:10:15,025 - You go now. - Oh, all right. 1070 01:10:15,180 --> 01:10:19,549 Say "never have I ever" and then something crazy. 1071 01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:21,790 Okay. 1072 01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:27,580 Never have I ever... 1073 01:10:27,740 --> 01:10:33,429 gone to work with my underwear inside out on purpose. 1074 01:10:35,380 --> 01:10:39,226 - Okay. - Bad idea. 1075 01:10:42,340 --> 01:10:43,944 You're not alone, Doris. 1076 01:10:44,100 --> 01:10:47,468 - Talk about a bad idea. - Okay, okay, okay. 1077 01:10:47,620 --> 01:10:52,581 Well, never have I ever had sex with my psychiatrist in high school. 1078 01:10:54,220 --> 01:10:55,665 I was a cutter. 1079 01:10:55,820 --> 01:10:57,868 Everybody grows out of that. 1080 01:10:58,620 --> 01:10:59,746 Great, great. 1081 01:10:59,900 --> 01:11:01,550 I can't get through to her. 1082 01:11:01,700 --> 01:11:03,907 - Who? - Doris. 1083 01:11:04,060 --> 01:11:06,904 - Don't be so hard on her. - It's like somebody... 1084 01:11:07,060 --> 01:11:09,711 stole my friend and replaced her with a wild animal... 1085 01:11:09,860 --> 01:11:12,147 who stays up all night... 1086 01:11:12,340 --> 01:11:14,661 and sleeps all day and wears too much makeup... 1087 01:11:14,820 --> 01:11:17,221 and runs around with other wild animals. 1088 01:11:18,780 --> 01:11:22,387 Let her be, Roz. Just let her be. Let her live her life. 1089 01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:27,351 Besides, she's just a kid. 1090 01:12:04,380 --> 01:12:09,989 John, I would like to talk to you for a minute, in the bedroom. 1091 01:12:10,140 --> 01:12:11,346 - Okay. - Okay. 1092 01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:14,151 - I'll be there in a few minutes, okay? - Okay. 1093 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:10,110 Hey, you wanted to talk? 1094 01:13:17,140 --> 01:13:19,507 It's been fun tonight, right? 1095 01:13:20,460 --> 01:13:23,669 - Yes. - What's up? 1096 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:25,664 John... 1097 01:13:26,580 --> 01:13:28,867 from the first moment we met in the elevator... 1098 01:13:29,060 --> 01:13:31,188 your first day in the office... 1099 01:13:31,340 --> 01:13:34,742 I felt this energy between us. 1100 01:13:34,940 --> 01:13:37,261 In the beginning, I thought we were just friends... 1101 01:13:37,420 --> 01:13:40,629 because girls like you aren't usually interested in boys like me. 1102 01:13:40,820 --> 01:13:42,151 - Doris. - You know what I mean. 1103 01:13:42,300 --> 01:13:45,463 You know what I mean. You know what I mean. 1104 01:13:45,980 --> 01:13:48,665 And then I realized you were with Brooklyn and I... 1105 01:13:48,820 --> 01:13:50,868 Can I just say some...? 1106 01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:53,947 Then you broke up... 1107 01:13:54,660 --> 01:13:57,584 and I felt really bad about writing... 1108 01:13:57,740 --> 01:13:59,947 that silly comment on your Facebook thing... 1109 01:14:00,100 --> 01:14:04,424 but then you asked me if I would ever date a younger man... 1110 01:14:04,580 --> 01:14:07,265 and I... 1111 01:14:07,420 --> 01:14:09,104 I knew you felt the same way... 1112 01:14:09,260 --> 01:14:13,709 and I... I just like you, John. 1113 01:14:15,620 --> 01:14:17,384 John. 1114 01:14:17,540 --> 01:14:19,269 No. 1115 01:14:20,900 --> 01:14:23,665 Doris, no. 1116 01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:29,429 - Doris, I can't. - What? You... 1117 01:14:29,620 --> 01:14:31,463 And what is that about the Facebook page? 1118 01:14:31,620 --> 01:14:33,861 What, did you post something on my Facebook page? 1119 01:14:34,020 --> 01:14:35,670 - I did. I'm sorry. - That was you? 1120 01:14:35,820 --> 01:14:37,106 That was me. I'm sorry. 1121 01:14:37,260 --> 01:14:40,946 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know. 1122 01:14:41,100 --> 01:14:43,671 - I liked Brooklyn. What are you...? - I don't understand. 1123 01:14:43,820 --> 01:14:45,743 - Why did you do this? - I don't understand. 1124 01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:49,268 Why did you say that to me? Why did you say, would I date a younger man? 1125 01:14:49,420 --> 01:14:56,144 I don't understand. Why did you say that to me if you didn't feel anything at all? 1126 01:14:56,300 --> 01:15:00,544 I wasn't talking about me, Doris. I was talking about my Uncle Frank. 1127 01:15:01,380 --> 01:15:04,748 He's like 56 years old or something. I don't know. 1128 01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:09,746 Hi. Is everything okay in here? 1129 01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:11,664 Yeah, everything... 1130 01:15:11,820 --> 01:15:14,471 - Everything's fine. - Okay. 1131 01:15:16,860 --> 01:15:18,510 Okay. 1132 01:15:19,620 --> 01:15:20,985 Okay. Okay. 1133 01:15:24,460 --> 01:15:26,349 Okay. 1134 01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:32,028 Oh, my God. Oh, God. 1135 01:15:32,180 --> 01:15:34,148 Oh, my God. 1136 01:17:24,940 --> 01:17:26,465 I came as soon as I could. 1137 01:17:26,620 --> 01:17:27,906 Roz. 1138 01:17:28,540 --> 01:17:30,702 - Oh, honey. - I'm such a fool. 1139 01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:34,627 Oh, don't, don't. Don't do that. What happened? 1140 01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:36,305 No one even ate my pie. 1141 01:17:36,460 --> 01:17:39,384 - Oh, honey, what? - Yeah. 1142 01:17:39,540 --> 01:17:42,908 Are you hungry? I brought leftovers. 1143 01:17:43,300 --> 01:17:46,543 Come on, let's sit down and I'll make some coffee. 1144 01:17:47,980 --> 01:17:50,790 - How was the dinner? - Not the best. 1145 01:17:50,940 --> 01:17:54,740 - What time did everybody leave? - We missed you. 1146 01:17:55,140 --> 01:17:57,108 All right, just coffee, just black? 1147 01:17:57,260 --> 01:17:59,740 - Yeah. - Okay. 1148 01:18:02,460 --> 01:18:06,431 I'm just a joke to him. I'm a joke to everyone. What is the matter with me? 1149 01:18:06,580 --> 01:18:10,551 Nothing is the matter with you. You got carried away, that's all. 1150 01:18:10,700 --> 01:18:13,385 Love makes people do crazy things. 1151 01:18:13,540 --> 01:18:16,987 Look at it this way. At least you didn't lose an ear. 1152 01:18:17,940 --> 01:18:20,625 You know, like that... The painter, what's-his-name. 1153 01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,908 - Vincent van Gogh? - Him, yes. 1154 01:18:23,060 --> 01:18:25,062 - You know the worst thing? - What? 1155 01:18:25,220 --> 01:18:28,190 - I don't have anything to look forward to. - That's not true. 1156 01:18:28,340 --> 01:18:30,911 You have two kinds of stuffing. 1157 01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:33,787 You have real cranberry sauce. 1158 01:18:33,940 --> 01:18:36,341 You have enough turkey there to feed New Jersey. 1159 01:18:36,860 --> 01:18:38,100 - What? - Oh, my Roz. 1160 01:18:38,260 --> 01:18:39,386 Yeah, yeah. 1161 01:18:39,580 --> 01:18:42,823 I'm so sorry I missed our Thanksgiving. It's our tradition. 1162 01:18:42,980 --> 01:18:45,824 No. We're having it now. 1163 01:18:45,980 --> 01:18:47,186 Yeah. 1164 01:20:10,420 --> 01:20:13,469 - Hello? - Dr. Edwards? 1165 01:20:14,180 --> 01:20:16,308 This is Doris, Doris Miller. 1166 01:20:16,460 --> 01:20:19,782 - Oh, hello, Doris. - Hello. 1167 01:21:58,260 --> 01:22:00,183 Gonna miss you, Doris. 1168 01:22:00,740 --> 01:22:01,980 Yeah. 1169 01:22:02,140 --> 01:22:04,984 We were talking about how much we'll miss you. Right, Robert? 1170 01:22:05,140 --> 01:22:07,063 - Yeah. We were talking about it. - Bummer. 1171 01:22:07,220 --> 01:22:08,631 - It is a bummer. - Right? 1172 01:22:08,780 --> 01:22:10,350 - Bummer. - Yeah. 1173 01:22:10,980 --> 01:22:13,460 Hey, Doris, are you gonna keep the Schnozz doll? 1174 01:22:14,740 --> 01:22:16,822 - Schmear? - Well, I'm gonna change that name. 1175 01:22:16,980 --> 01:22:18,823 Do you promise to take good care of him? 1176 01:22:18,980 --> 01:22:22,268 - I'll take such good care of Lance. - Just take it. Just take it. 1177 01:22:22,420 --> 01:22:24,149 Thank you. 1178 01:22:24,300 --> 01:22:27,668 Hey, how about that yoga cats calendar, Doris? Can I have that? 1179 01:22:28,620 --> 01:22:30,543 - Yeah. No, take that. - Thanks so much. 1180 01:22:30,700 --> 01:22:32,350 I've had my eye on it for a minute. 1181 01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:33,911 - Hey. - They're so flexible. 1182 01:22:34,060 --> 01:22:35,710 It's been a pleasure. 1183 01:22:40,180 --> 01:22:42,023 Look at that. 1184 01:22:42,180 --> 01:22:45,627 That is nice. Has anyone called dibs on this yet? 1185 01:22:46,340 --> 01:22:48,388 - Oh, take it. Just take it, okay? - Thank you. 1186 01:22:48,580 --> 01:22:52,187 - Thank you so much, Doris. We'll call. - Thank you. 1187 01:22:54,420 --> 01:22:56,821 - Doris. - Goodbye, Anne. 1188 01:22:56,980 --> 01:22:59,028 Goodbye? Where do you think you're going? 1189 01:22:59,180 --> 01:23:01,945 There's plenty of work to be done. The day has barely begun. 1190 01:23:02,100 --> 01:23:04,785 Anne, I quit. Effective immediately. 1191 01:23:04,940 --> 01:23:06,988 I'm taking all my office supplies. 1192 01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:12,028 And... And wait, one more thing. This ball... 1193 01:23:12,860 --> 01:23:15,750 is not a chair! 1194 01:23:26,620 --> 01:23:27,701 Hi. 1195 01:23:28,580 --> 01:23:30,264 Hi. 1196 01:23:31,020 --> 01:23:32,624 I wanted to say goodbye. 1197 01:23:35,580 --> 01:23:37,662 - What do you mean? - I've been here too long... 1198 01:23:37,820 --> 01:23:41,302 and I am just ready... 1199 01:23:41,460 --> 01:23:44,987 to move on. 1200 01:23:45,620 --> 01:23:50,865 And I know I owe you an apology for Thanksgiving. 1201 01:23:51,060 --> 01:23:52,949 John, I... 1202 01:23:53,300 --> 01:23:56,543 I wanna thank you for your friendship. 1203 01:23:56,700 --> 01:23:59,385 You know? And all the time... 1204 01:24:01,380 --> 01:24:04,270 we did spend together. It was great. 1205 01:24:04,420 --> 01:24:06,149 And... 1206 01:24:07,780 --> 01:24:09,464 I never meant to hurt anyone. 1207 01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:13,264 So... 1208 01:24:13,700 --> 01:24:17,182 you take care of yourself. 1209 01:24:36,820 --> 01:24:38,151 Doris, wait. 1210 01:24:43,900 --> 01:24:45,902 It was more than just a friendship. 1211 01:24:46,060 --> 01:24:50,543 I never should have tried to set you up with my Uncle Frank. That was stupid. 1212 01:24:50,740 --> 01:24:57,021 Like I can't stop thinking about what happened at my party... 1213 01:24:57,340 --> 01:24:59,741 and about what you said. 1214 01:25:00,220 --> 01:25:02,188 Look, Doris, I... 1215 01:25:03,700 --> 01:25:07,068 I don't know, maybe this sounds crazy... 1216 01:25:08,300 --> 01:25:11,463 but why shouldn't we try to make this work? 1217 01:25:13,340 --> 01:25:15,149 Why can't it? I don't... 1218 01:25:15,700 --> 01:25:18,021 I mean, fuck it, right? 1219 01:25:18,860 --> 01:25:21,625 I guess what I'm trying to ask is... 1220 01:25:23,060 --> 01:25:26,667 do you maybe wanna go grab a bite to eat... 1221 01:25:27,100 --> 01:25:29,706 - ...or go see a movie or something? - Shut up, John. 1222 01:25:59,140 --> 01:26:00,471 Doris, wait.