1 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:22,556 Yeah. 2 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:25,259 Do you have any idea what time it is? 3 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:27,795 Watched pot never boils, Francesca. 4 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:29,630 It's been an hour. 5 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:31,308 You've got a lobby full of people out here, 6 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:32,733 and at eight o'clock, I am done. 7 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,144 I don't care if the building burns down, 8 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:35,369 I'm going home. 9 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:37,705 Wow, you and your work ethic. 10 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:39,840 Did I ever tell you how indispensable you are? 11 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,109 No? 12 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:43,211 How much longer, Saul? 13 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:45,313 You know what? I can't say. 14 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:47,481 So pass along my sincerest apologies 15 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:49,817 and tell 'em I'm swamped. 16 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,952 Everyone can hear you bouncing that thing. 17 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:55,323 That's the sound of thinking. 18 00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:56,657 You should try it sometime. 19 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:22,275 Yeah? 20 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,644 What are you waiting for? 21 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,379 Send her in. 22 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:22,970 How's it coming? 23 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,137 Good. 24 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:35,883 Did you get the mayonnaise? 25 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:38,852 Well, here's the thing, 26 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:41,755 they didn't have Duke's, and I really like Duke's. 27 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:45,225 But they didn't have it, which is a bummer. So... 28 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:48,496 I dunno. 29 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:50,298 Think this'll work? 30 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,910 I mean, technically, it isn't actually mayonnaise, but... 31 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,202 Yeah, 32 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:57,170 technically, I don't think this is mayonnaise. 33 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:58,305 But close, right? 34 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:02,242 What do you think? Should we give it a shot? 35 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,680 I dunno. What do you think? 36 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,487 Yeah. 37 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:14,688 Let's give it a shot. 38 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:22,229 Oh, my gosh. 39 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,498 I don't know. It's as close as I could get. 40 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:27,801 Cissy, garnet and gold! I see it plain as day. 41 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,538 Plus, they're really beautiful, Cissy. 42 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,206 Ah, the red ones could maybe pass for garnet. 43 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:35,275 But the "gold" ones are just regular yellow. 44 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:38,312 Well, the minute I saw them I said, "FSU!" 45 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:41,081 Besides, gold food coloring? 46 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,992 June, did you ever even hear of that? 47 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,685 No! Sounds expensive. 48 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:45,829 And if they even make such a thing, 49 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,030 you'd probably get flipper-hands 50 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,614 from all the chemicals they'd put in it. 51 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:49,790 Well... 52 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,759 This is as close as I could get, anyway. 53 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,961 - Oh, it's perfect, Cissy. - Thank you. 54 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,439 - Oh, my gosh. - Ah, this is all so beautiful. 55 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:56,973 - Everything looks amazing. - Looks delicious. 56 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,077 Oh, I forgot spoons. Sorry. 57 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,208 Well, let me tell you about epoxy... 58 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,634 Epoxy yellows. 59 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:01,602 You hit it with enough sunlight... 60 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:02,775 - No. Well... - He's right. 61 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,104 - Wait, no. - No, he's right. 62 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:06,073 If you just use a dark enough floor... 63 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:08,576 Guys, I'm telling you, we're never gonna settle this. 64 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,744 I've been having this argument five days a week, 65 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:12,245 but now I'm Sweden. 66 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,857 - Switzerland. - You want something to drink? 67 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,282 - Wine coolers? - Great. Cissy? 68 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,084 Marvin doesn't like me to drink. 69 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:19,753 Cissy, we're gonna get a wine cooler down you one day. 70 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,328 That was fun. 71 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:29,763 Yeah. That was fun. 72 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,343 Yep. 73 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:44,945 Yep. 74 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,780 Yep. 75 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:47,914 Yep. 76 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:50,484 Yep. 77 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,020 Yep! 78 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:54,522 Yep. 79 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:55,923 That's it right there. 80 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,056 Good job, guys. 81 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:00,861 "Peter the Great is buried inside me." 82 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,406 - "Find me in..." - What did she say? 83 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:03,707 We're gonna help each other. 84 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,666 Boy, you gotta be in shape to be on this show. 85 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,167 You sure do. 86 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,502 Lotsa running. 87 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,137 Yeah. 88 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,310 You think they ever ran with the bulls on this show? 89 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,574 Like, in Spain? 90 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:17,511 Not that we've seen, I don't think. 91 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:18,812 Maybe it's too dangerous. 92 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:23,249 What do you think? 93 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,152 Maybe. 94 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:28,822 Maybe. 95 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,503 Oh, I thought the potato salad worked out great. 96 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:44,404 - You think? - Yep. 97 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,107 Huh. 98 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,509 Looks like rain again. 99 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:51,745 Yeah. Does. 100 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,586 Oh, hey, they opened a new Outback 101 00:06:58,719 --> 00:06:59,719 down in Satellite Beach. 102 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,388 - You wanna go Friday? - Sure. 103 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:02,802 It's a date. 104 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:59,279 Yes. Yes. 105 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:02,816 I don't want to not buy her toys, but I also... 106 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,558 Could you tell me the flange diameter 107 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,950 of 212-dash-17-backslash-H? 108 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,452 Great. 109 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,288 And does that come in a three-inch riser, 110 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:42,421 or just the two-inch? 111 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:44,692 Great. 112 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:45,959 ABS or PVC? 113 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,262 Oh. Great. 114 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:07,080 - Hi. - Hi. 115 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,524 We're gonna sing at 5:00. 116 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,250 Oh. Great. 117 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,383 Let me see. 118 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,994 That's cute, June. 119 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,096 I'll pick up the cake after lunch. 120 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,565 Do you remember what kind of ice cream Tammy likes? 121 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:28,135 Uh... geez, no. 122 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,237 Yeah. So maybe... What do you think? 123 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:31,605 Vanilla? 124 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:32,572 Or strawberry? 125 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,174 Ooh. 126 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,307 Um... 127 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,748 They're both good. 128 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,249 I know, right? 129 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:46,019 - Five o'clock. - Okay, great. 130 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:51,024 No, nobody makes it that long. 131 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,193 Well, I mean, because... I mean, think about it. 132 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,728 It's got to fit in the truck, right? 133 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,462 So, how's it gonna fit in the truck if... 134 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,411 Well, yeah, but nobody makes a truck that long, so... 135 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:02,636 Safe to say. 136 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,574 Okay. Well, sorry we couldn't be of service. 137 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,443 So... whatever happened to crack? 138 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:12,813 How come you never hear about it on the news anymore? 139 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,248 Did everybody just all decide to stop taking it? 140 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,062 What's the drug that makes you dance around 141 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,427 and put a pacifier in your mouth? 142 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,087 - Ecstasy. - Ecstasy! 143 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,665 That's the big one now. I think that they have... 144 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:22,689 Yeah. That's the big one. 145 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,191 My sister's best friend's son? 146 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,325 Oh, my God... 147 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,060 But I don't understand the pacifier. 148 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,896 Why would they all need pacifiers? 149 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,898 Like, don't you think if you ran a store 150 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,432 and some teenager came in your store 151 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:33,685 and tried to buy a pacifier, 152 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:34,878 don't you think you'd call the police? 153 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,136 - Yeah. - Pbht! I sure would. 154 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,071 - Absolutely. - Whatcha eating? 155 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:40,674 Tuna salad. 156 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:43,310 I made it with Miracle Whip instead of mayonnaise. 157 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:46,083 - Hmm. - I use almond butter instead of pean... 158 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:18,244 Mm. 159 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,657 When I woke up this morning, 160 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,259 guess what was in my living room. 161 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:36,463 A freaking exercise bike. 162 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:39,099 Yeah. I can't believe he got that for my birthday. 163 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,701 Hold on a second. 164 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:46,206 Palm Coast Sprinkler, watering your world since 1978. 165 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,109 Please hold. 166 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,712 Yep? 167 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,006 Kim, there's a Viktor St. Claire for you on line three. 168 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:57,850 Kim? 169 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,652 Uh, yep. Okay. 170 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:02,799 Yeah. So, what do you think about that? 171 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:03,823 That's pretty rude. 172 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,728 What brand is it? 173 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,563 I don't care who made it. 174 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,132 I don't care if it's Megatron 3000 175 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,633 or worth $4 million. 176 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,703 I'm gonna ride it straight back to the store, 177 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,877 and guess what he's gonna get for his next birthday. 178 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,174 Some hair regrowth serum, 179 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,788 and I'm gonna laugh at him. 180 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:24,844 Yeah. 181 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,401 Kim Wexler. 182 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,003 Hey, Kim. 183 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,137 You know who this is? 184 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,210 I'm gonna take that as a yes. 185 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:01,815 Uh, that receptionist of yours, 186 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,250 is she the type to listen in? 187 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,419 - No. - Good. 188 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,721 Okay. 189 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,591 So, how's Florida been treating you? 190 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,444 I'm catching you between hurricanes, I hope. 191 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:16,896 Kim, you there? 192 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,071 What do you want? 193 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,241 I don't... I don't want anything. 194 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,342 I just... 195 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,346 It's been a while, you know? 196 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,249 Just... I'm thinking it's been a while, 197 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:39,252 and, um, might be nice to catch up. 198 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,822 - "Catch up." - Yeah. 199 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,225 My mind was wandering this morning. I was just... 200 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,827 Not thinking anything in particular. Just random thoughts. 201 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:51,764 And, bam, it suddenly occurred to me it's been six years. 202 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,600 I mean, Jesus. 203 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:54,902 I, I couldn't believe it. 204 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,679 I thought you might wanna know I'm still alive. 205 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,450 Yep. 206 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,853 I'm still out here, still getting away with it. 207 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,387 The feds couldn't find their own ass 208 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,090 with both hands and a proctologist. 209 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,425 You shouldn't be calling me. 210 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:19,859 Oh, hey! You're awake! 211 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,096 You shouldn't be calling. 212 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,465 Why not? What, am I tying up the line 213 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,034 for important irrigation business? 214 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,087 I mean, come on, Kim. Say something. 215 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,837 You can call me an asshole, yell at me. 216 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,872 Just let me know you've still got a pulse. 217 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,177 Just say something. 218 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,381 You want me to say something? 219 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:42,916 Yeah. 220 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,184 You should turn yourself in. 221 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,320 Do what? 222 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:49,923 You heard me. 223 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,637 I don't know what kind of life you've been living, 224 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:55,661 but it can't be much. 225 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,832 Said the pot to the kettle! 226 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,334 What... That is... 227 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:05,572 That is really rich, you... You preaching to me? 228 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:09,742 See, you have no idea what I did or didn't do, okay? 229 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,345 A-And why don't you turn yourself in, 230 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:13,599 seeing as how you're the one 231 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,115 with the guilty conscience, huh? 232 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,017 What... What is stopping you? 233 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,518 Fring's in the ground. 234 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,520 Mike's in the ground. Lalo's in the ground. 235 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,955 Apparently. 236 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,291 You don't have to hold back on my account. 237 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,893 They can only hang me once. So... So go ahead. 238 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,696 Spill your guts! Put on your hair shirt, see what it gets you! 239 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,531 Why... 240 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,701 Kim, why are we even talking about this? 241 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,304 We're both too smart to throw our lives away for no reason. 242 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,437 Just... 243 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,674 I just... I only wanted to... 244 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,710 Kim. 245 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,382 Kim? 246 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,185 Kim. 247 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,921 I'm glad you're alive. 248 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,399 Yeah? 249 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:08,835 Time to sing! 250 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,403 Okay. 251 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,439 I can't leave before the judge dismisses you. 252 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:27,716 I'll make sure they're aware. 253 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,542 Now, just remember to sit up straight 254 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,044 and listen carefully when the judge addresses you. 255 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,980 Stay attentive and engaged. 256 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,417 Even if you're not so sure what's going on, don't show it. 257 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,752 All right. Come here. 258 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,121 - Tuck your shirt in for me, will you? - Okay. 259 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,956 You gotta look good for the judge. 260 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,325 Because of your record... 261 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,753 Kim? 262 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,855 Hi, Cheryl. 263 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:16,988 I'm out front. 264 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,365 Howard was murdered? 265 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:46,739 Why? 266 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,443 He was... 267 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,220 in the wrong place at the wrong time. 268 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:09,796 Where's his body? 269 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,632 I don't know. 270 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:17,637 And the police? 271 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,406 Will they search again? 272 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:20,539 They'll search. 273 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,779 I don't think they'll find him. 274 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:32,985 Cheryl, he... 275 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:38,357 It... it all happened in an instant. 276 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:40,693 And he didn't... He didn't suffer. 277 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,668 "He didn't suffer." 278 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,873 The lies you two made up. 279 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,476 The picture you painted. 280 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,113 That's all he is now. 281 00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:04,016 That's all anybody remembers. 282 00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:09,321 I want to change that. 283 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,190 What happens now? 284 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,325 Will you be tried? 285 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:14,527 Will you go to jail? 286 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,062 I don't know. 287 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,399 You're a lawyer, right? 288 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:23,903 You're a... A great one, Howard said! 289 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,438 How could you not know? 290 00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:32,812 Bernalillo County has my affidavit. 291 00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:35,065 It's up to the district attorney whether to prosecute. 292 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:38,950 And she may not. 293 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,320 Why? 294 00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:46,859 There's no physical evidence. 295 00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:51,698 No remaining witnesses other than my ex-husband, 296 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:52,871 assuming he's still alive. 297 00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:57,770 I could sue you in civil court. 298 00:23:57,904 --> 00:23:59,264 I could take everything you've got. 299 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,210 Yeah. 300 00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:11,884 Why are you doing this? 301 00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:15,241 Oh, God! 302 00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:19,859 Passwords. Passwords... 303 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,449 Hmm. 304 00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:31,650 A hat man. 305 00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:17,329 Holy shit. 306 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:37,509 Nothing to see here. 307 00:34:40,346 --> 00:34:41,347 Move on. 308 00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:04,696 Look at this bullshit. 309 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,532 Look. 310 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,934 Look. What would you call this? 311 00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:10,502 I'd call that... 312 00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:12,338 I dunno, what? 313 00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:14,240 Would you call that a fish taco? 314 00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:16,942 Could anybody call this a fish taco? I mean, legally? 315 00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:18,277 Stop waving that thing at me. 316 00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:19,778 Look at this! 317 00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:21,780 There's one piece of goddamned pollock 318 00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:23,225 no bigger than the end of my thumb. 319 00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:24,492 Now, how can you even call that a... 320 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:25,827 Like am I s'posed to do something? 321 00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:26,894 What do you want me to do about it? 322 00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:28,230 Well, I want you to look inside there 323 00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:29,955 and tell me what you see. 324 00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:32,324 Huh? W-Would you or would you not 325 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:33,858 sell this to an unsuspecting public? 326 00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:35,461 Why do you persist in ordering fish 327 00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:37,305 when we're 1,400 miles away from the nearest ocean? 328 00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:39,598 Because it's on the menu, all right? 329 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:41,967 Because I live in the 21st goddamn century, all right? 330 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,269 Mm. 331 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:45,136 And this? This is some bullshit. 332 00:36:45,271 --> 00:36:47,582 I'm telling you, I got half a mind to go on back over there 333 00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:49,126 and smack somebody in their face there. 334 00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:04,883 Yes! 335 00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:00,472 What do you think? 336 00:39:00,606 --> 00:39:02,307 Pretty great, right? 337 00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:03,441 Yeah, it's, um... 338 00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:05,944 Yep. 339 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,814 I just need your printed name and signature. 340 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:15,286 So, Florida. 341 00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:17,188 Florida, Florida, Florida... 342 00:39:17,322 --> 00:39:18,857 Why there? 343 00:39:21,727 --> 00:39:23,962 - I guess... - It doesn't matter. 344 00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:26,832 Doesn't have to make sense. 345 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:29,835 Hey, I gotta tell you, I think you're gonna regret 346 00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:32,571 not taking your share of the Sandpiper money. 347 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,372 That'd buy a shitload of swampland. 348 00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:47,118 I will, um, 349 00:39:48,654 --> 00:39:49,988 file these tomorrow. 350 00:39:50,522 --> 00:39:52,223 All right. Well. 351 00:39:52,357 --> 00:39:53,492 Have a nice life, Kim. 352 00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:32,063 Hey, Sweetcheeks, who do we got next? 353 00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:33,932 Let's make some money! 354 00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:35,901 Emilio Koyama! 355 00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:42,407 Where's your paperwork? 356 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:44,075 I don't do no paperwork. 357 00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:47,145 He doesn't do paperwork! 358 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:48,780 Who cares? Come on, come on. 359 00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:47,338 Hey, yo, could I bum one of those? 360 00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:58,215 Thanks. 361 00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:04,956 Mm. 362 00:42:11,196 --> 00:42:12,397 What's up with this shit? 363 00:42:15,433 --> 00:42:17,035 Rainy. 364 00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:20,872 Yeah. No. It... It's crazy. 365 00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:22,974 It's like bananas, all this rain. 366 00:42:25,076 --> 00:42:27,278 I mean, I thought we were, like, in a desert, you know? 367 00:42:37,022 --> 00:42:38,022 You're a lawyer, right? 368 00:42:40,191 --> 00:42:42,560 Ah. I recognize you. 369 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,365 You defended my buddy Combo. 370 00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:50,568 Christian Ortega. 371 00:42:50,702 --> 00:42:52,838 Juvie court, stole a Baby Jesus. 372 00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:54,973 I mean, not like a real baby, just a... 373 00:42:55,106 --> 00:42:58,376 You know, one of those things outside of the church. 374 00:42:58,509 --> 00:42:59,978 - Nativity scene. - Yeah. 375 00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:02,347 Knights of Columbus. 376 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,717 I mean, what the hell did he even want that thing for? 377 00:43:05,851 --> 00:43:07,428 - Huh? - I mean, I... I still don't know. 378 00:43:07,452 --> 00:43:08,452 Dumbass. 379 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,222 I told him he could go to Hell 380 00:43:11,356 --> 00:43:12,667 for stealing something like that, I mean. 381 00:43:12,691 --> 00:43:14,025 But did he listen to me? No. 382 00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:20,198 But you, you got him off, like, scot-free. That... 383 00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:23,368 That was pretty slick, yo. 384 00:43:23,501 --> 00:43:26,772 Well, tell him I hope he's keeping his nose clean. 385 00:43:26,905 --> 00:43:28,039 Yeah, yeah, right on. 386 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:30,540 Absolutely. 387 00:43:32,177 --> 00:43:33,611 Ah. 388 00:43:33,745 --> 00:43:36,114 Hey, so, you having all this expertise and all... 389 00:43:37,716 --> 00:43:39,517 This guy Goodman? 390 00:43:40,585 --> 00:43:42,320 He the real deal? 391 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:43,621 Like, lawyer-wise? 392 00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:44,823 Why do you ask? 393 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,330 I got a buddy in there who's facing some serious time. 394 00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:54,766 I mean, not... you know, not Baby Jesus-time, 395 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:57,402 but... but serious. 396 00:43:57,535 --> 00:44:00,038 You know, he needs top-shelf legal representation. 397 00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:01,807 And I tell him that, right? 398 00:44:01,940 --> 00:44:04,575 But, you know, he sees this dude's commercials on TV 399 00:44:04,710 --> 00:44:06,644 and this is where he wants to go. 400 00:44:06,778 --> 00:44:11,116 And I tell him, "Yo, Emilio, you know, a funny TV commercial 401 00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:14,085 is not a sound basis for, like, you know..." 402 00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:18,023 I mean, like, would you go to doctor to do, like, 403 00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:20,425 an operation on you in like a... 404 00:44:20,558 --> 00:44:22,160 On, like, your spleen or whatever 405 00:44:23,729 --> 00:44:25,964 on the fact of a funny TV commercial? 406 00:44:26,097 --> 00:44:27,498 No. I mean, come on. 407 00:44:27,632 --> 00:44:29,400 How is this any different? 408 00:44:29,534 --> 00:44:30,668 You know? 409 00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:36,140 Anyway... 410 00:44:38,409 --> 00:44:40,578 Is this guy any good? 411 00:44:49,921 --> 00:44:51,356 When I knew him, he was. 412 00:47:12,097 --> 00:47:13,264 Hello? 413 00:47:13,398 --> 00:47:15,400 Hey, uh, Dad? 414 00:47:15,533 --> 00:47:17,768 It's me. It's... It's Jeff. 415 00:47:17,903 --> 00:47:20,138 Jeff? What time is it? 416 00:47:20,271 --> 00:47:21,873 Are you okay? 417 00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:24,275 Yeah, no, not really. 418 00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:26,377 Um, I, uh... 419 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:28,213 Dad, I got arrested. 420 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:29,480 Oh, no. 421 00:47:29,614 --> 00:47:31,516 What for? Jeffie. 422 00:47:31,649 --> 00:47:33,451 It's like this crazy mistake, you know? 423 00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:35,320 I mean, I had an accident, okay? 424 00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:38,456 A, a little fender-bender type deal, no, no big thing. 425 00:47:38,589 --> 00:47:40,825 My foot maybe slipped on the accelerator, 426 00:47:40,959 --> 00:47:43,995 or maybe it was a defective... I dunno. 427 00:47:44,129 --> 00:47:46,097 But that's not the big-deal part. 428 00:47:46,998 --> 00:47:49,400 The big-deal part is, 429 00:47:49,534 --> 00:47:54,405 they think that I, me, committed a robbery. 430 00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:56,241 And why would they think that? 431 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:58,076 I know, right? 432 00:47:58,209 --> 00:47:59,520 The place where I had the accident? 433 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,246 This guy? This drunk guy? 434 00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:02,880 He comes wandering out of his house 435 00:48:03,014 --> 00:48:05,816 and flags down the cops, the, the police, and says, 436 00:48:05,951 --> 00:48:08,019 "Hey, you know, I got robbed!" 437 00:48:08,153 --> 00:48:10,121 And sure enough, the police? 438 00:48:10,255 --> 00:48:14,625 They find evidence of, like, breaking and entering. 439 00:48:14,759 --> 00:48:18,329 And, and, and stuff is missing, which I did not do. 440 00:48:19,664 --> 00:48:23,368 And, uh... yeah. Like that. 441 00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:26,537 Well, the police are obviously barking up the wrong tree. 442 00:48:26,671 --> 00:48:28,206 Yeah. No shit, wrong tree! 443 00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:31,176 - Wrong, like, forest. - Exactly. 444 00:48:31,309 --> 00:48:33,511 Because you would never do something like that, 445 00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:34,645 would you, son? 446 00:48:34,779 --> 00:48:37,348 No. No. No way, man. Absolutely not. 447 00:48:37,482 --> 00:48:39,484 Uh, when the police took you into custody, 448 00:48:39,617 --> 00:48:42,520 did they find any of this so-called stolen merchandise? 449 00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:44,089 Was it in your possession? 450 00:48:44,222 --> 00:48:45,890 - No. - Of course it wasn't. 451 00:48:46,024 --> 00:48:48,226 Because you didn't steal anything. 452 00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:52,097 Therefore, since there's no evidence whatsoever that you committed any crime, 453 00:48:52,230 --> 00:48:53,750 I'd say you got nothing to worry about. 454 00:48:54,865 --> 00:48:56,301 So, what happens next? 455 00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:58,136 Breathe deep and sit tight. 456 00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:00,038 I'll have you out by lunchtime. 457 00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:02,107 You coming down here yourself? 458 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,875 Nah, I think it'll be your mom. 459 00:49:06,211 --> 00:49:07,345 You'll talk to her for me? 460 00:49:07,478 --> 00:49:08,679 I sure will. 461 00:49:08,813 --> 00:49:10,381 I'll straighten it all out, no problem. 462 00:49:11,582 --> 00:49:13,384 Yeah, okay. Good. 463 00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:16,921 Jeff, you're gonna get the best legal defense in the whole wide world. 464 00:49:17,055 --> 00:49:19,024 Trust your old man on that. 465 00:49:19,157 --> 00:49:21,292 Okay, copy that. Sit tight. 466 00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:22,893 You do that. 467 00:49:38,843 --> 00:49:39,963 Keep your shirt on. 468 00:49:41,346 --> 00:49:42,346 Hello? 469 00:49:44,515 --> 00:49:45,783 Gene. 470 00:49:45,916 --> 00:49:47,718 Gene, Honey, do you know what time it is? 471 00:49:55,626 --> 00:49:58,296 Oh. Oh, God. That boy. 472 00:49:58,429 --> 00:50:00,198 He's gonna put me in my grave. 473 00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:02,033 Marion. 474 00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:03,634 It's a mistake, is all. 475 00:50:03,768 --> 00:50:05,079 Getting picked up for something you didn't do? 476 00:50:05,103 --> 00:50:06,637 That could happen to anybody. 477 00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:08,273 Yeah, right, anyone. 478 00:50:08,406 --> 00:50:10,341 This isn't the first time, you know. 479 00:50:10,475 --> 00:50:11,742 He's been in trouble before. 480 00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:12,876 Oh, Jesus. 481 00:50:12,943 --> 00:50:14,145 - Marion... - The death of me. 482 00:50:14,279 --> 00:50:15,846 He's gonna be the death of me. 483 00:50:15,980 --> 00:50:18,983 Marion. Marion, it's gonna be all right. 484 00:50:19,117 --> 00:50:21,352 We'll get him outta there lickety-split. 485 00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:23,621 I've been through this before. 486 00:50:23,754 --> 00:50:26,491 There's nothing lickety-split about it. 487 00:50:26,624 --> 00:50:29,160 Back when he was living in Albuquerque? 488 00:50:29,294 --> 00:50:32,163 Drunk in public, resisting arrest, 489 00:50:32,297 --> 00:50:36,301 urinating in someplace he shouldn't have. 490 00:50:36,434 --> 00:50:40,004 And me on the telephone for hours, long distance, 491 00:50:40,138 --> 00:50:42,973 trying to find him one of those bail-out places. 492 00:50:43,108 --> 00:50:45,210 I maxed out my Discover card. 493 00:50:45,343 --> 00:50:47,312 I'm still paying for that one. 494 00:50:47,445 --> 00:50:48,722 Well, money's not gonna be a problem, 495 00:50:48,746 --> 00:50:50,781 'cause I'm gonna help you with that. 496 00:50:50,915 --> 00:50:53,118 No. Gene, I can't let you do that. No. 497 00:50:53,251 --> 00:50:55,886 Sure you can. Jeff'll pay me back. 498 00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:58,100 And you don't have to worry about a bondsman, either. 499 00:50:58,156 --> 00:50:59,324 Because guess what? 500 00:50:59,457 --> 00:51:01,692 In Omaha, they don't have 'em. 501 00:51:01,826 --> 00:51:03,370 All right? You just walk into the station 502 00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:04,674 and you pay a straight cash bail. 503 00:51:04,729 --> 00:51:06,497 It's not like Albuquerque at all. 504 00:51:11,769 --> 00:51:14,004 Marion, you still there? 505 00:51:14,139 --> 00:51:15,840 Yeah. Why... 506 00:51:15,973 --> 00:51:19,510 Why did Jeff call you instead of me? 507 00:51:19,644 --> 00:51:22,513 Well, I think he was scared at how you'd take it. 508 00:51:22,647 --> 00:51:24,715 Honestly, I was gonna pay the bail myself, 509 00:51:24,849 --> 00:51:26,427 but I think it should be a family member. 510 00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:28,419 I think that'd be best. 511 00:51:28,553 --> 00:51:31,055 I'll tell you what, I'm gonna take a shower, get dressed. 512 00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:32,257 And you do the same. 513 00:51:32,390 --> 00:51:33,858 I'll swing by and pick you up. 514 00:51:33,991 --> 00:51:35,551 We'll get this whole thing squared away. 515 00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:39,197 Wh-what about Buddy? Is he in any trouble? 516 00:51:40,731 --> 00:51:42,300 I don't think so. 517 00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:43,534 Why would he be? 518 00:51:46,404 --> 00:51:48,239 I'll see you in about an hour. 519 00:51:48,373 --> 00:51:49,840 Yeah, okay. Yeah. Thanks. 520 00:53:00,311 --> 00:53:01,612 Marion! 521 00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:27,237 Marion! 522 00:53:31,676 --> 00:53:33,177 Marion? 523 00:53:44,289 --> 00:53:45,289 Marion? 524 00:53:45,323 --> 00:53:47,024 - Oh! - Hey. 525 00:53:47,157 --> 00:53:47,892 Hi. 526 00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:49,026 Oh, hey. 527 00:53:49,694 --> 00:53:50,728 Everything okay? 528 00:53:50,861 --> 00:53:52,029 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. 529 00:53:52,162 --> 00:53:54,332 I... I just lost track of the time. 530 00:53:55,933 --> 00:53:56,933 That's okay. 531 00:53:57,034 --> 00:53:59,169 Uh, you wanna put some clothes on 532 00:53:59,304 --> 00:54:00,538 so that we can get moving? 533 00:54:00,671 --> 00:54:01,672 What do you say? 534 00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:05,410 Uh, you know, well, I, I... 535 00:54:05,543 --> 00:54:06,783 I don't wanna slow things down. 536 00:54:06,877 --> 00:54:08,846 I think maybe you oughta go without me. 537 00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:10,524 Partying, minding my own business. 538 00:54:12,383 --> 00:54:14,285 You are under arrest. 539 00:54:14,419 --> 00:54:15,953 I better call Saul! 540 00:54:17,388 --> 00:54:18,856 Hi. I'm Saul Goodman. 541 00:54:18,989 --> 00:54:20,425 Did you know that you have rights? 542 00:54:20,558 --> 00:54:23,328 The Constitution says you do, and so do I. 543 00:54:23,461 --> 00:54:25,262 I believe that, until proven guilty, 544 00:54:25,396 --> 00:54:28,433 every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. 545 00:54:28,566 --> 00:54:30,944 And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque! 546 00:54:30,968 --> 00:54:32,903 Better Call Saul. 547 00:54:33,037 --> 00:54:34,037 What's that? 548 00:54:35,172 --> 00:54:36,474 You tell me. 549 00:54:40,911 --> 00:54:42,151 Marion, do you think that's me? 550 00:54:44,382 --> 00:54:45,382 'Cause it's not. 551 00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:49,420 There never was a Nippy, was there? 552 00:54:52,823 --> 00:54:54,525 What did Jeff tell you? 553 00:54:54,659 --> 00:54:56,126 Oh, he didn't tell me anything. 554 00:54:57,027 --> 00:54:58,596 Ask Jeeves told me. 555 00:55:00,998 --> 00:55:03,534 I typed in "con man" and "Albuquerque," 556 00:55:05,436 --> 00:55:07,938 and up you popped, big as day. 557 00:55:16,213 --> 00:55:17,482 What are you doing, Marion? 558 00:55:17,615 --> 00:55:19,655 What do you think I'm doing? I'm calling the police. 559 00:55:20,418 --> 00:55:22,487 Here, lemme help you with that. 560 00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:25,065 Listen, I think we're losing sight 561 00:55:25,089 --> 00:55:26,791 of the bigger picture here, okay? 562 00:55:26,924 --> 00:55:28,926 Jeff is in trouble, and I wanna help him. 563 00:55:29,059 --> 00:55:30,828 He and I sure could use your support here. 564 00:55:30,961 --> 00:55:32,397 What did you get my son into? 565 00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:35,299 Nothing that he didn't ask for. 566 00:55:35,433 --> 00:55:37,802 Now, listen, 567 00:55:37,935 --> 00:55:40,805 I'm still the good friend you thought I was, okay? 568 00:55:40,938 --> 00:55:44,174 Jeff understands me, Buddy understands me. 569 00:55:44,308 --> 00:55:45,843 And you will, too. 570 00:55:45,976 --> 00:55:48,479 It's just, you have to, uh, 571 00:55:48,613 --> 00:55:51,782 you know, keep things on an even keel, all right? 572 00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:55,486 - What have you got there? - Uh... 573 00:55:56,787 --> 00:55:57,955 - Put that down. - Huh... 574 00:55:59,924 --> 00:56:00,991 Put that down, Marion. 575 00:56:02,827 --> 00:56:03,827 Put it down. 576 00:56:05,996 --> 00:56:07,164 Do not do it, Marion. 577 00:56:09,634 --> 00:56:10,701 Final warning. 578 00:56:22,447 --> 00:56:23,614 I trusted you. 579 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,611 Marion? This is Valerie with Life Alert. 580 00:56:44,635 --> 00:56:45,635 Are you okay? 581 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:48,005 No, Valerie, I'm not okay. 582 00:56:48,138 --> 00:56:50,419 There's a criminal standing in my kitchen, threatening me! 583 00:56:50,475 --> 00:56:51,776 He's a wanted man, 584 00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:54,411 and his name is Saul Goodman! 585 00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:56,481 All right, Marion, I'm calling the police. 586 00:56:56,614 --> 00:56:57,648 I'm calling right now. 587 00:57:14,388 --> 00:57:16,388