1 00:00:02,890 --> 00:00:06,370 Dad, Martha's diaper too is out. We've got to go to the store and buy it before 2 00:00:06,370 --> 00:00:07,268 they're all gone. 3 00:00:07,270 --> 00:00:09,290 You know, I've been out of work for a while, man. Money's a little tight, 4 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:11,190 though. Now's not a good time, okay? 5 00:00:12,130 --> 00:00:13,130 How about now? 6 00:00:15,690 --> 00:00:19,550 Max, when I was your age, I didn't have any toys, man, and I still had fun. 7 00:00:19,910 --> 00:00:21,250 I bought you toys. 8 00:00:22,350 --> 00:00:23,550 Mom, walkie -talkies? 9 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:25,890 I was an only child with no friends. 10 00:00:27,190 --> 00:00:29,690 George 1, this is George 2. What's your 20? Over. 11 00:00:32,679 --> 00:00:33,679 I'm right here! 12 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:43,040 Honey, I was thinking. I know it's our anniversary next week, but since we're 13 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:45,640 catching up on our bills, why don't we let each other off the hook this year, 14 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:46,539 huh? 15 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:47,800 Yes! No gifts! 16 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,020 Oh, you don't know the hell I go through trying to find you some overpriced, 17 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:54,460 meaningless piece of... I didn't say no gift! 18 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:01,260 I just think this year we should give each other something that represents our 19 00:01:01,260 --> 00:01:04,940 love, you know? Something creative that comes from the heart. 20 00:01:05,140 --> 00:01:06,220 Oh, man. 21 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,320 Ah, this is too weak. 22 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:12,280 In Cuba, even babies drink coffee stronger than this. 23 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,360 Yeah, that's because they haven't had milk since 1959. 24 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:22,400 George, can you take my dad to Thirsty's with you? I can't get any work done 25 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:23,400 with him here in the house. 26 00:01:23,990 --> 00:01:24,990 What's his problem? 27 00:01:25,110 --> 00:01:28,710 He can't open his practice until his medical license transfers from Florida. 28 00:01:28,790 --> 00:01:31,130 He's going crazy. He's dying to get back to work. 29 00:01:31,990 --> 00:01:32,990 All right. 30 00:01:33,530 --> 00:01:36,230 But you know, he could always be like a back alley cardiologist. 31 00:01:37,270 --> 00:01:38,270 Oh, yeah. 32 00:01:39,170 --> 00:01:40,170 Get in the van. 33 00:01:41,330 --> 00:01:43,330 I'm doing angioplasty for 20 bucks. 34 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:45,910 And I'll throw in the speakers, huh? 35 00:01:47,030 --> 00:01:49,490 You like the subwoofer? How about the tweeters, okay? 36 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,680 Sometimes when you don't get what you want, you've got to work the system a 37 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:02,080 little. You know, like when Grandma wants a free dinner, she... Comes to our 38 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,080 house? No. 39 00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:07,400 She goes to a restaurant and lies that it's her birthday. 40 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,500 I wish I could have a fake birthday party. 41 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:12,860 Well, maybe you can. 42 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:14,300 How would I do that? 43 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,880 First, first you've got to find a bunch of kids that don't know when your real 44 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:20,440 birthday is. You know, kids you can fool. 45 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:23,680 The kids from my special ed class. 46 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,240 They barely know me. 47 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:31,440 Hey, 48 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,100 what two -for -one daiquiri? 49 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:39,080 You know, a daiquiri is named after a Cuban river. 50 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:44,740 Now it just reminds me how things used to be before the revolution. 51 00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:52,340 Today I wouldn't drink a daiquiri unless it was made from Castro's frozen slushy 52 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:53,340 blood. 53 00:02:55,950 --> 00:02:57,970 Daiquiri River run into a valley call, get over it? 54 00:02:59,590 --> 00:03:00,590 Three beers. 55 00:03:01,690 --> 00:03:03,430 Sorry, my mind is burdened. 56 00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:07,010 Look, Vic, man, I know it's going to be a while before you can practice 57 00:03:07,010 --> 00:03:09,510 cardiology, man, but think of it this way. 58 00:03:09,950 --> 00:03:13,410 There's a whole generation out there of obese children who are only getting 59 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:14,410 fatter. 60 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:16,550 Hey, cha -ching! 61 00:03:18,470 --> 00:03:19,750 That's not what's troubling me. 62 00:03:20,310 --> 00:03:21,630 It's my brother, Octavio. 63 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:25,650 He was supposed to be getting out of Cuba this month, but I found out this 64 00:03:25,650 --> 00:03:27,430 morning that Castro won't let him go. 65 00:03:29,150 --> 00:03:33,110 Angie doesn't know, does she? No, didn't have the heart to tell her. She hasn't 66 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:36,790 seen her uncle since she was 12, and now she may never get the chance. You know 67 00:03:36,790 --> 00:03:37,790 what? 68 00:03:37,910 --> 00:03:42,690 If Castro was here right now, we could take turns kicking his khaki -covered 69 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:43,690 ass. 70 00:03:44,450 --> 00:03:45,890 I'd be into that. Me too. 71 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:50,720 And then while he was laying on the floor picking teeth out of his beard, we 72 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:54,260 could go down to Cuba and box my brother out. Hey, you're damn right we could. 73 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:55,860 Hey, just try and stop him. Hey, 74 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:58,760 we could use my boat. 75 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,039 Hey, calm down. 76 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:04,020 I'm going to be the pirate of the Caribbean. Hey, I got an eyepatch. 77 00:04:06,540 --> 00:04:07,540 Let's do it, George. 78 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:09,500 Let's go get him. 79 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,520 I'll buy us plane tickets tonight. 80 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:14,060 Whoa, Vic, I wasn't serious. 81 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,300 Hey, man, that's just bar talk. 82 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:20,459 If we did everything we said over a beer, I'd be playing quarterback for the 83 00:04:20,459 --> 00:04:22,100 Raiders and Ernie would be a fighter pilot. 84 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:25,280 I want to call Simon B. Hotwing. 85 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:29,860 Hey, hey, this is not a delusion or fantasy for me, huh? 86 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:34,680 Come on, if Octavio can get a boat, we could meet him in international waters 87 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:35,680 and take him to Florida. 88 00:04:35,820 --> 00:04:40,380 He sets one foot on land, fills out some paperwork, and then, pan, pan, he gets 89 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:41,380 asylum. 90 00:04:42,130 --> 00:04:45,430 Listen, Vic, what Castro's doing to your brother sucks, man, but I can't go. I 91 00:04:45,430 --> 00:04:46,490 got a family to think about. 92 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:48,490 So you're a big afraidy cat. 93 00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:53,010 Yes, I'm a big afraidy cat. 94 00:04:55,010 --> 00:04:58,530 I'm afraid of the ocean. I'm afraid of the Coast Guard, but most of all, I'm 95 00:04:58,530 --> 00:05:00,270 afraid of what Angie would do if she found out. 96 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:01,810 Well, you don't tell her. 97 00:05:02,690 --> 00:05:08,490 You just surprise her with Octavio as the best anniversary present ever. 98 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,380 Oh, man, that would be a hell of a gift. 99 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,180 What if we get caught? 100 00:05:15,460 --> 00:05:18,340 We'll be rescuing a family member who needs political asylum. 101 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:19,960 They don't prosecute. 102 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:22,260 You just gotta risk slapping. 103 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,200 Probably. 104 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:28,520 Probably? 105 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:29,840 I want to go. 106 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,520 I want to help somebody get their freedom. 107 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:36,880 Plus, maybe there'd be a woman floating out there that I could meet before 108 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,600 everybody else in America got a shot. 109 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:48,610 So, just out of curiosity, what anniversary gift are you planning to 110 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:53,390 Huh. All right. I was going to make this red paper mache heart, right, out of 111 00:05:53,390 --> 00:05:54,710 toilet paper rolls that says... 112 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:36,620 Man, if Angie's going to believe our story, man, you've got to sit here and 113 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:37,620 depressed. 114 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,280 But I'm too excited to act depressed. 115 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,780 Your wife left you for a younger man. 116 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:47,880 Perfect. 117 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:50,660 How's my dad doing? 118 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,520 Oh, not good. 119 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Poor daddy. 120 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:58,120 I haven't seen that look on his face since I told him we were getting 121 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,420 He's so low. I mean, he's talking crazy, Angie. 122 00:07:03,980 --> 00:07:07,040 Why don't you take me and Ernie to Miami for a weekend fishing trip on this 123 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,300 boat? I think that's a great idea. 124 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:11,940 No, aren't you fishing with your dad? 125 00:07:12,220 --> 00:07:14,080 Oh, it would mean so much to me. Please. 126 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,280 Okay. 127 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:30,580 Oh, Benny, George is going out of town for the weekend and I've got a lumery 128 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:32,080 seminar. Can you watch the kids? Sure. 129 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:34,760 I guess I can think of something to keep him busy. 130 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:36,220 Thanks. 131 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:40,680 So, your mom will be working late and your dad will be out of town. 132 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:43,820 Happy birthday to me. 133 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,280 Give me that class list. We'll start calling you. 134 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,320 All right. 135 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,420 Jamie Anderson. 136 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:57,540 Hi. This is Benita Lopez, Max Lopez's grandma. 137 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:01,520 You know, I know that this is last minute, but Max... He's going to have a 138 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:05,820 birthday party this Sunday, and he would be crushed if Jamie couldn't come. He's 139 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:06,820 crazy about her. 140 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:08,100 Him. I'm sorry, him. 141 00:08:09,060 --> 00:08:10,060 I've had a few. 142 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:12,740 Oh, great. 143 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:18,240 I bet the birthday boy would like a Martian Sniper 2 video game. 144 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:20,740 Thank you. 145 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:22,920 He's kidding me. Perfect. 146 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,340 Oh, no, it's not, because I'm telling Mom and Dad. 147 00:08:27,020 --> 00:08:28,020 All right. 148 00:08:28,540 --> 00:08:29,740 What do I have to do? 149 00:08:30,730 --> 00:08:33,429 You've got to ask one of your little friends for a pink T -shirt that says 150 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:34,429 Girl on it. 151 00:08:35,450 --> 00:08:37,429 No way! They're going to think it's for me. 152 00:08:38,570 --> 00:08:39,570 Yup. 153 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:42,669 It's a rotten thing to do. 154 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:44,150 I know. 155 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:48,990 And I hate that you're going to ask the next kid for Roach Traps and Flip Flops. 156 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,740 No, just my lunch. 157 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,800 Please, dear God, make the rocking stop. 158 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:11,960 This is your fishing boat, man. How could you be seasick? 159 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:44,440 Hey, man, Octavio needs to put one foot on American soil to get asylum. 160 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,140 Do you know how hard that's going to be if he doesn't have any legs? 161 00:10:18,010 --> 00:10:19,170 Yeah, what he said. 162 00:10:20,930 --> 00:10:21,930 Now, 163 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:24,850 welcome aboard Octavio. 164 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,260 a relative with a flap on the wrist. 165 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:51,220 Oh, man, what do they slap you when you're caught with a boatload of 166 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:53,340 Well, that's considered smuggling. 167 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:55,280 You go to jail for five years. 168 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,720 Five years? What am I going to tell Angie and the kids? 169 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,100 What am I going to tell my mom? She thinks I'm... 170 00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:16,820 a pizza bagel before. 171 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:21,740 Where the hell is Octavio? 172 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,260 He radioed me these exact coordinates. 173 00:11:24,780 --> 00:11:25,780 Should they hear? 174 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:29,260 Oh, my God, it's a Coast Guard plane. They found us, George. 175 00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:32,100 Dude, that's a pelican. 176 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:35,460 This is crazy. 177 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:38,440 We can't go to jail for a bunch of guys we don't know. 178 00:11:38,660 --> 00:11:41,180 Man, I'm going to call the Coast Guard, tell them we rescued some Haitians, and 179 00:11:41,180 --> 00:11:44,680 end this thing right now. What if Octavio comes when the Coast Guard is 180 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,980 Do you know what would happen to him if he was sent back to Cuba? 181 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,220 Fine. We'll keep looking. 182 00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:55,080 Ernie, make sure these guys stay down here. Hey, George, don't leave me. We're 183 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,640 out of food. What am I supposed to do? 184 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,080 I don't care. 185 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,140 Butter yourself up and play keep away. 186 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:08,860 Oh, great. 187 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:09,940 Party girl T -shirt. 188 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:15,130 Why don't you help yourself to some punch and whatever's left of the cookie? 189 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:17,849 Hey, guys. 190 00:12:17,850 --> 00:12:19,410 Mom just called. She's coming home early. 191 00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:21,550 We've got to get them out of here. 192 00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:23,250 But we didn't sing or do the cake. 193 00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:24,490 Right. 194 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:25,810 Okay, kids. 195 00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:28,150 Get over here. Come on. Move it or lose it. 196 00:12:28,930 --> 00:12:29,930 Here we go. 197 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:35,330 Now, for our song today, we have our own special version, and I'm sure that you 198 00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:36,910 kids will love it. All right. 199 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:40,830 It's your birthday. Here's your song. Now your song is over. 200 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,340 We had to come back, man. We were run out of fuel. 201 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:19,360 Come on, we had a good day. Got some sun. We saved a few Haitians. 202 00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:23,240 You puked up those five pounds you were trying to lose. 203 00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:28,940 My brother is floating somewhere in the ocean, and you make the money. 204 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,100 Look, man, maybe somebody else picked him up. 205 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,400 We tried, Vic. We did our best. 206 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,060 Hey, check it out. There's another boat of Haitians. 207 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,040 matter now. We're together. 208 00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:21,440 This is George, Angie's husband. 209 00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:23,620 The one who kept her from college? 210 00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:31,720 Octavio, welcome to America, the land of the free and the home of the brave. 211 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,940 We no longer have to fear an oppressive government. 212 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,940 you couldn't get that new video game you wanted. 213 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:16,500 So, I picked you up a little surprise. 214 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,200 A puzzle. 215 00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:21,700 A polar bear puzzle. 216 00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:24,600 Look, he's on an iceberg. 217 00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:27,820 All those white pieces are sure going to be a big challenge. 218 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,040 Sorry I'm late. 219 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,140 I went to another birthday party with my sister. 220 00:15:33,740 --> 00:15:35,220 My social life's on fire. 221 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,700 Here. I got you roach traps and flip -flops. 222 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:47,670 Aren't they pretty swanky at presents? 223 00:15:49,670 --> 00:15:50,670 Max! 224 00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:54,250 You faked your birthday? 225 00:15:54,950 --> 00:15:56,910 And you arranged it? 226 00:15:57,250 --> 00:16:00,110 Angie, I swear on my son's life. 227 00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:05,650 I got here late. I had no idea this was going on. I am as shocked as you. 228 00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:11,110 Benny, I counted on you. There has to be an adult here. 229 00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:12,930 Absolutely. Next time. 230 00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:18,890 are grounded, and you're going to return all the gifts you've got. 231 00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:23,310 That's not all. You're going to give each of these kids a toy of yours in 232 00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:26,110 return. Now, before I take him home, apologize. 233 00:16:27,690 --> 00:16:28,690 I'm sorry, Dee. 234 00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:30,070 Here's one of my toys. 235 00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:32,790 A polar bear puzzle. 236 00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:34,470 Now, why am I being punished? 237 00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:53,650 Oye, chica, say hello to your little friend. 238 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,610 How was the trip? 239 00:16:57,990 --> 00:17:02,410 Great. And I picked up a little anniversary present outside of Miami. 240 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,690 Honey, we weren't supposed to spend any money. 241 00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:07,029 Close your eyes. 242 00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:08,030 Are you what? 243 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:09,169 Close your eyes. 244 00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:10,970 Okay. Keep them closed. 245 00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:12,290 All right. 246 00:17:18,010 --> 00:17:19,290 Okay, open them. 247 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,260 My little Angie. Look at you, all grown up. 248 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,880 My God, Uncle Octavio. 249 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,560 Angie, Castro wasn't going to let him leave Cuba. 250 00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:34,680 No, I lost all hope of coming. 251 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:38,280 But this brave man and your father went into the ocean to get me. 252 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:41,860 They were a little late, and we had to outrun the Coast Guard. 253 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:44,060 Killing the moment. 254 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:49,980 My God, George, this is the most amazing thing anyone's ever done for me. 255 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:52,180 Come on, Octavio. 256 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,520 Let's take your stuff upstairs, eh? 257 00:17:55,440 --> 00:18:00,100 Tomorrow we'll go to a supermarket and I'll show you peanut butter and jelly in 258 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,100 the same jar. 259 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,560 What is peanut butter? 260 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,100 What is toothpaste that whitens and brightens? 261 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:10,500 What is hot dog with cheese already inside it? 262 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:16,300 That, mi hermano, is the sweet taste of freedom. 263 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,980 I'm blown away. I don't even know what to say. 264 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:27,840 Don't say anything. 265 00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:30,160 I'm sure you got me something just as special. 266 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:40,380 Happy anniversary. 267 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,440 What's this? 268 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,320 I made you a mixtape from the year we met. 269 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:51,520 So I flew across the country, risked my life on the ocean. 270 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:56,580 And you give me a tape with, wake me up before you gale -gale. 271 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:00,660 I'm sorry. 272 00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:02,660 I love it. 273 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,220 Here's your real gift. 274 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,540 Happy anniversary, baby. 275 00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:22,450 I made it. 276 00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:26,010 What about Octavio? 277 00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:27,990 Oh, Angie, he's family. 278 00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:29,770 I would have done that anyway. 279 00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:32,690 George. 280 00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:36,310 I love it. 281 00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:41,930 It's lopsided. It's dented. 282 00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:44,730 Looks like a three -year -old did it. 283 00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:49,810 But I love that it came from your heart. 284 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,170 It sucks, but it's still better than a mixtape. Hey! 285 00:19:59,070 --> 00:20:05,490 You know, if Castro were here right now, I would take an old rusty razor, shave 286 00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:08,670 that beard off, and pour vinegar all over his face. 287 00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:10,430 Ooh, that's thingy. 288 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:17,690 If Castro were here right now, I would train a pack of dogs just to attack 289 00:20:17,690 --> 00:20:22,460 cigars. Then when he started smoking, they would destroy his face. 290 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:28,760 Now if Castro were here right now, I would rip his head off with my bare 291 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:32,820 and put it on backwards so that he would have to look at his own butt.