1 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:14,801 This is unit 26 heading east 2 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:17,488 on Magnolia toward Bleeding Hearts. 3 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,071 Roger, I got you. 4 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:57,031 Cozy looking little dump isn't it? 5 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:03,909 Hello, yes who is it? 6 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:05,751 LAPD, Ma'am. 7 00:02:05,752 --> 00:02:08,118 Oh yes, you stay there, and I'll open the gate. 8 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,838 You're gonna this place kid. 9 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:24,009 It's just like home, only you don't have 10 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,177 a home to compare it to do you? 11 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,359 Out you go, Princess. 12 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,328 Welcome to Bleeding Heart, Piper. 13 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,380 Let's get off on the right foot, shall we? 14 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,479 I'm sorry if I hurt your foot. 15 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,866 Block shot. 16 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,360 Going, going. 17 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:36,716 Up! 18 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,821 - And I thought I had zits. - You are a zit. 19 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:40,961 Those are freckles fool. 20 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:42,448 Oh man here's wearing earrings. 21 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:43,472 One earring. 22 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:44,515 - In his left ear. - So? 23 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,279 So, left ear Buccaneer, right ear queer. 24 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,037 Right ear Buccaneer, left ear queer. 25 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,427 Okay, okay, so he's queer. 26 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,351 - He looks like a mule. - So what. 27 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:02,116 You think he's a junkie? 28 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,317 Yeah he looks like a junkie. 29 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:04,971 That's how come he killed her. 30 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:05,787 Killed who? 31 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:08,530 His mother, she was getting his cocaine so he iced her. 32 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,040 Wow. 33 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,588 Hey wait a minute, you're forgetting something 34 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,670 that I'm the leader of this gang. 35 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:20,760 What gang? 36 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:21,761 You kids get away from that fence. 37 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:35,224 What the hell are you doing to that cat? 38 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:38,142 Tomorrow's breakfast will be egg surprise. 39 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:41,438 Tomorrow's lunch will be soybean surprise again. 40 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,655 It's gross then, quit playing them. 41 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:47,745 We thought we'd let you 42 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,078 stay next to me and my bunk. 43 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,327 This is the Robert Louis Stevenson wing. 44 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:55,292 This is your bunk. 45 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:56,587 Great. 46 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:57,797 Cut that out. 47 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,215 Here's your uniform, now unpack. 48 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,521 He looks like a monkey. 49 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,267 How come you got bars on your windows? 50 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,810 That's to keep you from slipping on the highly polished 51 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:27,154 floor, falling out the window, and contracting an abrasion, 52 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:30,445 contusion, laceration, or puncture. 53 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,198 If you ask me, I think he looks like a jerk. 54 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,663 Girl I swear you are all mouth. 55 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,507 So what do you bet he makes a run for it? 56 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,764 He gave him Sherman's old bunk. 57 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:53,417 What ever happened to old Sherman? 58 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:56,020 They sold him off a year and a half ago, remember? 59 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:57,314 Oh yeah. 60 00:05:58,441 --> 00:05:59,477 They did? 61 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,483 Hey Whitey, before you was born 62 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,018 did your mama do a lot of acid? 63 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,456 Give me that. 64 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,541 Hey you touch that, I kill you. 65 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,713 That's my mother. 66 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,090 Oh. 67 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,340 Oh, Kurtz! 68 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:26,751 Get back here. 69 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,763 Wait up you guys, I gotta tie my shoe. 70 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:37,477 Morning, Sister. 71 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:44,695 Good morning. 72 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:46,979 You wanted me? 73 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,818 I'm Dr. Bender. 74 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,530 I'm going to be your psychiatrist, Piper. 75 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,368 Sit down, take your shoes off. 76 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,248 Let's be pals. 77 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,257 You like to play gin? 78 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:11,508 What's wrong Piper? 79 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:15,800 Something's bugging you, something way down deep. 80 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:20,221 You can tell me, I'm Dr. Bender. 81 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,560 I'm going to be your psychiatrist, Piper. 82 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,771 You got not bars on your windows. 83 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,108 Tell Dr. Bender what's wrong. 84 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:31,575 Is it sex? 85 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:35,654 I'll tell you what, now Piper, 86 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:40,451 you tell me everything you know and I'll fill in the gaps. 87 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:44,628 Whoo Piper. 88 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:48,717 Protein see? 89 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,506 Oh you kids are so wild. 90 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,583 Oh, the high seas. 91 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,471 Okay stand up, we gotta get all the energy we got. 92 00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:01,729 I'm Sister Serena, Executive Administrator of the home. 93 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,434 ♪ Jesus loves the little children ♪ 94 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,440 Whey don't we get some light in here. 95 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,067 Do you have a marriage license? 96 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,319 Now, why don't you tell me 97 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:15,234 your reason for wanting to adopt. 98 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,449 Well we tried it with a dog. 99 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:21,499 ♪ Black and white they are precious ♪ 100 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:26,584 Mouse, Mouse, come here Mouse. 101 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:37,052 ♪ Jesus loves the little children ♪ 102 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,091 ♪ All the children of the world ♪ 103 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:40,394 Mouse? 104 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:44,898 Mouse? 105 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:57,489 Hello Mouse. 106 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:58,787 Okay, let's go. 107 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:05,836 Here we are. 108 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,749 Where'd you get them, a swap meet? 109 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,791 Well, Bartholomew I would like you to meet... 110 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,459 My name is Mouse. 111 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,253 Oh, isn't that cute? 112 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,555 Why don't I let the three of you get acquainted? 113 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,597 Why Mother? 114 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:26,014 The hat, the hat, watch the hat. 115 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,477 I'll leave you three alone. 116 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:30,894 And remember Bartholomew, no biting. 117 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,324 Come on. 118 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:37,845 There that's better. 119 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,576 Oh, Mouse loosen up, relax. 120 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,164 Oh Marvin isn't it divine? 121 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,621 I feel like a mother already. 122 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,331 I have my instincts you know. 123 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:54,630 My dreams, my hopes, and my. 124 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,674 Oh my God. 125 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:01,056 He isn't even house broken. 126 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,483 Take him to the meditation chamber. 127 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,653 Ice him. 128 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,816 I'll get you tomorrow, you're dead. 129 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:23,831 Shit. 130 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:36,588 Mother Celestina, would you care to say grace? 131 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:38,971 Say what? 132 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,843 Nurse Bates, please. 133 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,307 You're supposed to say grace. 134 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:54,231 Oh, drink your milk kiddies, it's good for you. 135 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,364 Dearest God, bless this food. 136 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,544 May it strengthen our little bodies and help us to grow. 137 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,501 And God bless Mother Celestina 138 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,712 for founding the home, dear mother. 139 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,737 That's about it Lord. 140 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:44,953 Amen. 141 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,788 Mouse pissed on some broad, pass it on. 142 00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:00,843 Mouse pissed on some broad. 143 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,174 Mouse pissed on some bread. 144 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,429 Mouse pissed on that bread. 145 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,190 Bread? 146 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:17,651 Announcement. 147 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,112 Children quiet. 148 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,743 What a dork. 149 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,993 A few announcements. 150 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:37,129 As we all know, Susie Trotter will be 151 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,506 leaving us tomorrow for a new life. 152 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:40,551 Good riddens. 153 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,838 Susie 154 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,059 All right. 155 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,434 Sister. 156 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:51,844 Who did that? 157 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:57,850 Tasty spuds. 158 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,609 You're seven minutes late. 159 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,149 Sit down Piper, and don't start. 160 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,251 Boo. 161 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,633 That's Mouse's seat. 162 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:32,936 Oh yeah, who's Mouse? 163 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,930 Hey, what are you looking at pervert? 164 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,812 We've already said grace, Piper. 165 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:43,570 You may say one of your own. 166 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,652 One of your own. 167 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,535 What a schmuck. 168 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,874 I hope you realize you're going to eat that young man. 169 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,172 All of it. 170 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:03,967 I'm not hungry. 171 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,094 Looks good to me. 172 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,927 Can it, Chubby. 173 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,221 Piper, eat. 174 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,853 Kurtz, escort Piper to the meditation chamber please. 175 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,271 With pleasure. 176 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,202 Come on baby, come on. 177 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,989 I'll crush your skull like a pie crust. 178 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,999 Son of a bitch electrocuted me. 179 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,714 We now have two in the meditation chamber. 180 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,548 Anyone care to be the third? 181 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,693 What'd you do that for? 182 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:51,992 This ain't no fish fry. 183 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,948 Hey man, you're a racist just like me. 184 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,540 Put it there, man. 185 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,700 You know I can't stand white people. 186 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,883 You really kill your mother? 187 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,389 I what? 188 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,049 We hear you orphaned yourself. 189 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,717 And here did you hear that? 190 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,687 From him. 191 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:23,727 And where'd you hear that? 192 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,503 Have you been lying to me again? 193 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,314 Would I lie to you? 194 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,693 You'd lie to your own mother if had one. 195 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,110 All right kid. 196 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:39,113 Man I ain't no goddamn orphan, I'm an undesirable. 197 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,826 Then why they ship you here? 198 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:47,171 Got an unfit parent, what you call ward of the state. 199 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:48,423 But not for long. 200 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,624 You mean you're gonna break? 201 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,153 We're gonna break too, right guys? 202 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,177 Yeah right. 203 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:53,803 You kidding me? 204 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,635 You guys could never hack it on the outside. 205 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,550 You got no street smarts. 206 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,246 Hey, them fighting words white boy. 207 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,270 Hey, who said that? 208 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,396 Me. 209 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:07,311 Oh sorry, couldn't see you in the dark. 210 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,930 Look you're cruising white boy. 211 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,035 Oh no, scare me to death, scare me to death. 212 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,947 Hey, pick on somebody your own size. 213 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,323 You a boy or a girl? 214 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:16,845 What difference does that make? 215 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,485 Yeah, obviously a girl. 216 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,952 Typical homo, can't even tell the difference. 217 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,626 You guys are so lame. 218 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,039 You got a lot to learn. 219 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,254 Yeah, too bad I won't be around to learn it. 220 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:44,766 Good night Kurtz, sleep tight. 221 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,184 Don't let the bed bugs bite. 222 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,015 Silence. 223 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,935 Kurtz, Frank said the F word. 224 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,238 Did not. 225 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,155 Did too. 226 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,156 Did not. 227 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,241 Did too. 228 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,617 Oh fuck you Larry. 229 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:05,494 I'm not the one that wipe smeared. 230 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,035 I know, you used all the toilet paper. 231 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,337 Oh shit. 232 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,277 The odor's coming out of your sleeping bag. 233 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,486 It's not, it's coming out of yours. 234 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,751 That's why it's all brown. 235 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,634 How many men have you killed? 236 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,092 Don't you ever give up? 237 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,727 Just tell me how many. 238 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:27,897 Seven. 239 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,605 How many with your bare hands? 240 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:36,948 11. 241 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,074 Silence. 242 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,122 Pretty good. 243 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,959 ♪ Jesus loves me this I know ♪ 244 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:58,218 ♪ For the bible tells me so ♪ 245 00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,512 You're gonna break huh? 246 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:03,767 Take me with you. 247 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,186 You're nuts. 248 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:07,935 I got a plan. 249 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,437 You got a plan? 250 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,439 You don't even got hair on your cock. 251 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:12,734 Gonna need money. 252 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,235 Look, my mom's got tons of money. 253 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,448 Okay. 254 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:20,617 Good luck. 255 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,823 Could you please send me some water? 256 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:28,792 Now Piper. 257 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,378 Apparently the judge thinks you're a pretty rotten kid. 258 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,958 It says here that when you were six 259 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,968 you were sticking up lemonade stands with a gun. 260 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,263 It was a staple gun, 261 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,553 Oh really, have you ever had somebody put a staple 262 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,884 in your eye, have you ever felt what that was like? 263 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,538 Have you ever sat on a jackhammer? 264 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,178 Did you, did you enjoy it? 265 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:53,858 Excuse me. 266 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,528 Now Piper. 267 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:05,657 I noticed you list your mother's occupation as entertainer. 268 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,617 What kind of entertaining did she do? 269 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,324 Don't talk about my mother. 270 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,493 I want you to talk about her. 271 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,757 I love my mother. 272 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,624 You and the Dodgers. 273 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,634 Whoo, Piper. 274 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,172 You little rascal, you messed up my makeup. 275 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:28,971 Oh shit. 276 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,259 Guys the fence, warn him about the fence. 277 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,887 Man he's gonna fry for sure. 278 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:11,978 Oh man. 279 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,182 Is he dead? 280 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:27,326 Bates, pick him up, dust him off, 281 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:31,238 and throw him in the meditation chamber. 282 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,621 Yes Sister. 283 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,645 Why don't she come out here walking through this field? 284 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,126 Shit my feet hurt, these damn weeds. 285 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:41,005 Piper, let me find that little motherfucker, I'll kill him. 286 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,294 Did I hear cheering? 287 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,306 I thought I heard cheering. 288 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:52,767 So what if you did? 289 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:54,723 Yeah. 290 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,229 Yeah. 291 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:57,524 Yeah. 292 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,699 Thanks for telling me about the fence you guys. 293 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,279 You didn't ask. 294 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,534 This is the the last time 295 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:13,989 I ever stick up for that ingrate. 296 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,291 Yeah. 297 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,334 Shut your face. 298 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,042 Hey bite my hiney. 299 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,703 Your mama. 300 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:23,466 Get of me. 301 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,228 You guys don't fight fair. 302 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:45,905 I like that. 303 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:57,584 Blood brothers. 304 00:22:58,460 --> 00:22:59,496 Too corny. 305 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,333 Listen asshole, real blood is never corny. 306 00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:12,471 What did you cut that one for? 307 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:13,766 My favorite. 308 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:32,697 Let's see if the man's afraid of a little of my blood. 309 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,452 You guys mind if I fake it? 310 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:43,755 Yes. 311 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:46,214 I can get a bloody nose just like that. 312 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:56,599 Hey, it's pretty good, all right. 313 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,879 Aren't we supposed to say something? 314 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,657 Family. 315 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:13,952 Family. 316 00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:18,621 From now on, it's us against them. 317 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,167 Who's them? 318 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,119 Okay, everybody out. 319 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:25,787 I said everybody on the floor! 320 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:31,469 Have one. 321 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:36,090 I've had enough of that stuff. 322 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:39,385 Who sat on my food? 323 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:42,646 Now remember children, today is visiting day. 324 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,564 That means we should all be in 325 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:49,773 a clean uniform, on our best behavior. 326 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,403 We should all stay close to our bunks. 327 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,652 We'll be meeting some lovely prospective parents. 328 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:09,757 Here want to look? 329 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,438 Where's Sister Serena this morning? 330 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,631 She went outside about 10 minutes ago. 331 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,094 Hey something's fishy. 332 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:20,600 Yeah, the egg. 333 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,846 Gross it's an egg paddle. 334 00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:26,310 This is the cafeteria. 335 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,193 Don't get up. 336 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:36,484 Our children are raised on a high protein, low fat diet. 337 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,025 And they love it. 338 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:40,995 Of course the Bleeding Heart child represents 339 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:44,704 a very special challenge to today's modern parents. 340 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:46,868 Some of them are extraordinarily 341 00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:49,037 bright, and terribly damaged. 342 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,383 Nice red head. 343 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,087 If she likes red heads. 344 00:25:56,638 --> 00:26:00,302 Well, let's see I'm sure we'll find something. 345 00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:01,842 Yeah like lice. 346 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:08,682 How about something a little south-of-the-border? 347 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,893 No, we already have a gardener. 348 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,362 Oh, well, 349 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:17,867 let's see, 350 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,446 how about a blonde? 351 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:22,112 How about a kick in the teeth? 352 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,750 Fingers are hurt, gnarled. 353 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,661 And we have blonde. 354 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:31,882 Of course, silly. 355 00:26:31,883 --> 00:26:32,883 Already, yeah. 356 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:35,751 Oh hi, cute. 357 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,880 Oh my God. 358 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,549 They're a matching set. 359 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:44,934 We can't have half of the set? 360 00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:46,390 No. 361 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:49,146 No they cannot be separated, take two. 362 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:53,685 I love the clean one. 363 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:56,697 Well, 364 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,692 how about this, nice conversation piece? 365 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:10,168 Oh little munchkin, sweetie. 366 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:14,799 Darling, he's adorable. 367 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:17,677 Yeah? 368 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:22,015 Is that a major gastric problem he's got there? 369 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:25,095 Oh no no, no it's cafeteria food. 370 00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:26,805 It's nothing disgusting? 371 00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:28,720 Oh no no, you take him out, 372 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,560 start him on ice cream, it'll smooth right out. 373 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,350 Great news. 374 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:35,651 He is, he is adorable. 375 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,402 But, you think he will match the other two? 376 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:42,658 I don't think he should. 377 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:45,324 I think it's better if he stands out like a sore thumb. 378 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:46,829 Don't you? 379 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:48,124 I mean. 380 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,126 I think it's got much more impact if we make it 381 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:59,839 painfully obvious that he's adopted. 382 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:07,308 Well, we've already had a bid on this one. 383 00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:08,603 Oh, well we can top it. 384 00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:09,896 Really? 385 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:11,141 Say cheese. 386 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,225 Say what? 387 00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:18,316 Here son, let me put your things in the trunk. 388 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:21,985 All right you hang on to that. 389 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,776 Eat your heart out justice. 390 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,489 I can't believe it. 391 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:27,580 It's because you're so damn cute. 392 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:28,373 I am not. 393 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,374 You are too. 394 00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:33,584 Well anyway, I already got a family, right guys, guys? 395 00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:35,791 Garth has been having some problems. 396 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,628 But we just thought it was time 397 00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:41,714 to get some new blood in the family. 398 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,712 Now Sarah's perfectly normal mind you, 399 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:46,472 perfectly normal, my Sarah. 400 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:49,305 Oh look, he's got a little football helmet. 401 00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:54,768 A macho little thing isn't he? 402 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,726 Beautiful car. 403 00:28:58,028 --> 00:28:59,028 It's yellow, yes. 404 00:28:59,154 --> 00:28:59,946 Beautiful color. 405 00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:01,188 You like it? 406 00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:02,282 It's mine. 407 00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:03,283 German made. 408 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:04,969 Incredible resale value with these things. 409 00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:06,450 But as you say, who's selling? 410 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,032 God is your mother a dog. 411 00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:11,869 Boy you'd think with the price of gasoline today 412 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,103 that little beaner could at least catch the headlights 413 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,927 as well as the windshield, wouldn't you dear? 414 00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,005 Lovely dear. 415 00:29:17,006 --> 00:29:17,798 Thank you, thank you. 416 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,039 You didn't have a chance man. 417 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:21,541 The way sardine face was pushing you. 418 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:23,723 She was desperate man, she hasn't moved a kid 419 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,670 off this lot since the Christmas rush. 420 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:27,635 The inventory's been stacking up. 421 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:31,809 Here, you're gonna need these. 422 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,220 Wear them in good health. 423 00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:36,726 Here's my address, 424 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,812 in case you're ever in the neighborhood. 425 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:44,814 Santa Barbara, pretty ritzy. 426 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,117 Great, you go. 427 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,868 Oh man this is getting morbid. 428 00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:52,203 I tell you Mouse, just give them the old treatment. 429 00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:54,616 You'll be back here inside of a week. 430 00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,250 The treatment? 431 00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,416 Use your imagination 432 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,922 Yeah right. 433 00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:07,804 Well Bartholomew, away we go. 434 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:18,810 Buckle up Bartholomew, and I'll give you a nice Dramamine. 435 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,146 One last thing. 436 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:23,653 Why don't we get a signature on this check? 437 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:32,244 All set? 438 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:33,539 We got one. 439 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:39,544 Bye bye, bye bye. 440 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:43,127 ♪ And he's gone away and he's gonna look back ♪ 441 00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:47,169 ♪ And he's looking real sad and he's feeling real bad ♪ 442 00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:52,262 ♪ It's a Mercedes Benz and the sky is so clear ♪ 443 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,457 That seatbelt looks a little loose dear. 444 00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:58,847 So does your face. 445 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,232 See you Mouse. 446 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,018 See you. 447 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:07,905 Shit. 448 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:13,323 ♪ It's kind of like the movies I guess you'd say ♪ 449 00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,204 ♪ Where all the music starts ♪ 450 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:20,290 ♪ And people near you say quietly ♪ 451 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:25,339 ♪ It's kind of like the movies I guess you'd say ♪ 452 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:27,296 ♪ Where all the music starts ♪ 453 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:32,385 ♪ And people near you say quietly ♪ 454 00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:37,518 ♪ It's kind of like the movies I guess you'd say ♪ 455 00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,520 ♪ Where all the music starts ♪ 456 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:43,809 ♪ And people near you say quietly ♪ 457 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:47,399 This is your house? 458 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:48,904 That's right son. 459 00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:50,485 Free and clear? 460 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:52,785 That's right. 461 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:59,490 Now Bartholomew, before we go in 462 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:01,580 I think we should have a little talk. 463 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:02,670 Well Gladys I wanted to... 464 00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:05,038 Warren, please let me handle this myself. 465 00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:10,923 Now Bartholomew, as you know, life is a series of 466 00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:14,805 back and forth exchange... 467 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,160 Well it's more than back and forth... 468 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:18,892 Warren, Warren, please let me handle this. 469 00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:20,187 Handle what? 470 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:26,525 Now, our son. 471 00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,156 Garth. 472 00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:33,942 Garth has been having some diff... 473 00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:35,036 Problems. 474 00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:36,037 Problems. 475 00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:40,866 All that we ask is that you just behave as though... 476 00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:43,080 Just be yourself. 477 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:46,621 Be yourself, and try not to stare. 478 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,050 Just behave. 479 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,052 - Just act normal. - Act normal. 480 00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:56,159 And try to draw him out a little bit if you... 481 00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:58,049 Warren, if you interrupt me one more time, 482 00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,711 I'm going to, I don't know what... 483 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:00,645 Oh or Christ's sake, Gladys what are you trying to do, 484 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:02,512 monopolize all the airwaves in this car? 485 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:05,522 Now don't you gotta snarky with me Warren Fitzpatrick. 486 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,558 Back off Gladys, and I mean it. 487 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:11,070 Why you arrogant, air headed son of a bitch. 488 00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:12,364 I am not arrogant. 489 00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:14,694 How much are you people worth? 490 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:19,324 Let's go in the house. 491 00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:23,167 Sarah? 492 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:26,289 You are so clueless, I can't believe you did that. 493 00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:30,881 Carnation, Carnation? 494 00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:37,805 Okie dokie. 495 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:39,099 Grande scotch. 496 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,719 Sarah, Sarah? 497 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,058 Brad I'll call you back, okay. 498 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:48,691 Judy, oh sorry BJ, let me talk to you later. 499 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:49,985 Sarah? 500 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:51,111 Lita, hold on. 501 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:52,482 Sarah get off the phone. 502 00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,529 Look who's here. 503 00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:01,866 This is your new little brother. 504 00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:10,834 No no no, no no, no. 505 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:12,373 Who cuts his hair? 506 00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:14,508 What's wrong with his hair? 507 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:16,260 It's so '70's. 508 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,387 No no no, those are rented. 509 00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:22,050 Oh you'll see, we're going to have lots of fun around here 510 00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:24,389 when there's somebody in the house who isn't 511 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:27,267 Spoiled rotten? 512 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:29,148 Spoiled rotten! 513 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,058 Isn't that right? 514 00:34:31,361 --> 00:34:32,361 Right away honey. 515 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:36,985 I've heard of impulse buying, but this is obscene. 516 00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:42,431 Hey, what are you doing now? 517 00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:44,196 That's not some game where little red dots 518 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:47,207 eat little blue dots, it's an adult's computer. 519 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:48,742 What do I look like an idiot? 520 00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:50,544 Well you're, no you don't. 521 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:57,210 You do all your banking from here, don't you? 522 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:01,134 All the domestic banking, yeah. 523 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:06,053 Rolodex, speed dialing, very impressive. 524 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:07,980 Honey. 525 00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:10,852 Honey, come in here and take a look at this. 526 00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:18,898 Looks like things are getting better already. 527 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,736 Don't, don't, aren't they dear? 528 00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:31,669 And here is your room, Bartholomew. 529 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:34,214 Isn't it beautiful? 530 00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:36,958 God I love being rich. 531 00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:43,138 Just think, Bartholomew. 532 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:48,557 You're going to spend the rest of your childhood here, 533 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:51,351 what's left of it. 534 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:57,524 Now you know we just want you to be normal, that's all. 535 00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:00,781 We want you to just be yourself, okay? 536 00:36:05,373 --> 00:36:07,535 Bartholomew, while I'm here is there anything 537 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:10,074 you'd like to have sent to the dry cleaners? 538 00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:56,996 ♪ It's kind of like the movies I guess you'd say ♪ 539 00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:58,709 ♪ Where all the music starts ♪ 540 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,544 ♪ And people near you say ♪ 541 00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:13,141 Who are you? 542 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,440 Nobody. 543 00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:16,998 Garth, what have you done now? 544 00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:18,267 Open this door this minute. 545 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,437 It wasn't him Miss Lady. 546 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,315 It was me, the new kid, remember? 547 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:29,240 Dad, dad get up here right away. 548 00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:31,219 Leave your father out of this now, dear. 549 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:39,590 Dad! 550 00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:42,674 I'll just leave you alone by yourself, okay. 551 00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:53,265 Oh my God, oh no. 552 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:54,688 Oh my God! 553 00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:56,973 Oh my God, no! 554 00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:00,059 He voided our checking account. 555 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,361 What is it? 556 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:03,153 He gave away all our money. 557 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,610 Warren, please don't do anything. 558 00:38:05,909 --> 00:38:07,775 Don't do anything please. 559 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:10,894 Yeah, can I have the number please 560 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,330 for the Sister Serena School for Misfits? 561 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:16,872 No you spell Serena, that's your job. 562 00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:17,962 Look it up. 563 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:21,127 Darling, darling, it's just a testing period. 564 00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:26,215 It's perfectly normal, I mean all little children do that. 565 00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:31,382 We have to give him time, we have to give him love. 566 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:33,892 We have to give him lots and lots of love. 567 00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:35,664 We have to give him a hammer and some nails, 568 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:37,304 and let him fix this house. 569 00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:38,848 Give him back. 570 00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:42,611 Oh shut up! 571 00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:22,559 Dearest God, bless us. 572 00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:25,774 And bless those who are no longer with us. 573 00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:29,277 How much did you get for him? 574 00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:30,576 May it strength... 575 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,610 Never should have let him go. 576 00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:33,704 Maybe he wanted to go. 577 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,724 May it strengthen out little bodies. 578 00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:36,767 Would you want to go with those people? 579 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:37,583 He was crying. 580 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:39,416 Piper, did you say something? 581 00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:44,455 Yeah, eat me. 582 00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:46,592 Amen. 583 00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:04,023 Well isn't this nice? 584 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:11,111 All of us together, calm, civilized, sharing. 585 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,998 Darling, since when does Carnation 586 00:40:24,297 --> 00:40:26,163 have to cook him a special meal? 587 00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:29,209 Oh, there's no cooking involved dear. 588 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:30,751 After all, he eats it raw. 589 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,471 This fish was frozen. 590 00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:46,604 Nice diapers, Garth. 591 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,590 Are those prescription sunglasses, son? 592 00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:54,868 No. 593 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:56,703 Would you mind taking them off? 594 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:57,704 Yes. 595 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:02,454 Bartholomew, are you done with your artichoke? 596 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:04,872 Yeah. 597 00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:06,628 Then would you ring for the soup? 598 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,422 What? 599 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:11,834 I said why don't you ring for the soup? 600 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,052 I don't get it. 601 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:18,428 You pick up that little bell right next to your plate, 602 00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:21,469 and you ring it, and Carnation brings us the soup. 603 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:24,938 Why don't we get our own soup? 604 00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:26,599 Well we could of course. 605 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:29,484 But it's nicer this way, don't you think? 606 00:41:29,779 --> 00:41:30,779 Nicer for who? 607 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,776 Oh just ring the damn bell. 608 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,487 Oh. 609 00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:41,906 Oh Jesus, that's a Tiffany bell. 610 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:47,794 Come on, spit it out, out. 611 00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:51,669 It's coming out young man. 612 00:41:51,968 --> 00:41:53,834 Doctor he's choking. 613 00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:57,301 Well, for God's sake call an ambulance. 614 00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:59,180 Let me go. 615 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:01,637 Cough if up, you little fart. 616 00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:12,152 They were stealing our silverware, oh my God. 617 00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:14,807 If I find the key to the rolls in there, you are history. 618 00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:17,761 You wouldn't believe what happened. 619 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:21,620 Bartholomew swallowed the bell, the dinner bell. 620 00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:23,576 Did seem at all depressed? 621 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:24,751 I don't know, why would 622 00:42:24,752 --> 00:42:27,664 he do something dumb like that? 623 00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:29,023 Has he at any time 624 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,084 expressed a desire to kill himself? 625 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:38,012 Well, I suggest you make arrangements 626 00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:41,799 to have his stomach pumped, immediately. 627 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:44,468 He's taken the old dive for the medicine chest. 628 00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:46,957 Swallowed every pill in sight. 629 00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:49,564 Oh no, I'm afraid he's yours. 630 00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:50,651 No. 631 00:42:50,652 --> 00:42:52,130 Check your contract. 632 00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:54,691 You have him a minimum of a year, 633 00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:57,447 and don't you dare give him back to me dead. 634 00:42:59,786 --> 00:43:01,027 Gees, he's just a little kid. 635 00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:04,909 We've got to rescue him. 636 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:06,084 How? 637 00:43:06,085 --> 00:43:07,525 We've gotta escape first, come on. 638 00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:24,036 How many did you give him? 639 00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:26,097 10 milligrams, he's out like a light. 640 00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:27,476 Well, give him 10 more. 641 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:30,643 What do you want to do dear, put him in a coma? 642 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:31,942 Just for a year. 643 00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:34,486 Warren. 644 00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:36,238 Gladys. 645 00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,717 Are you sure he tried to kill himself? 646 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,798 They're pumping his stomach right now. 647 00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:04,118 Well, maybe she's just a really rotten cook. 648 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:05,428 Shut up, Whitey. 649 00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:08,430 We never should've let him go. 650 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:15,689 Yeah, but we're gonna get him back you guys okay, tonight. 651 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:18,854 We have to figure out a way to get over that fence. 652 00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:20,568 What if we drugged sardine face? 653 00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:21,867 And Kurtz. 654 00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:22,909 And bag Bates? 655 00:44:23,119 --> 00:44:24,826 What if we just kill them? 656 00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:26,202 Stay out of this. 657 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,077 Hey, wait a second you guys. 658 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:31,416 What if we kill the fence? 659 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:35,003 Don't be stupid, you can't kill a fence. 660 00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:36,898 I mean we can go down to the basement, 661 00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:38,631 we can kill the juice. 662 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:49,100 Don't forget to put the seat down when you're done. 663 00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:57,768 You asked to see me, Sister? 664 00:44:58,070 --> 00:45:00,062 Yes Kurtz, come in. 665 00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:08,869 You look tired. 666 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:12,292 Drink? 667 00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:14,288 You know I can't drink. 668 00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:18,506 Well, 669 00:45:19,508 --> 00:45:21,921 I think things have been going very well lately. 670 00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:24,846 Don't you Kurtz? 671 00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,136 What do you think? 672 00:45:32,939 --> 00:45:33,939 I love you. 673 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:36,900 Don't be silly. 674 00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:38,985 I'm a nun. 675 00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:40,981 You're a woman too. 676 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:54,370 Come on you guys, let's go. 677 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,637 Oh shit, the janitor's right by the door. 678 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,000 Come on, I gotta an idea. 679 00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:18,890 Wait, I gotta get my hat. 680 00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:27,732 Oh man, screw this. 681 00:46:31,914 --> 00:46:32,914 Oh. 682 00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:38,793 You may go Kurtz, thank you. 683 00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:44,759 You're welcome. 684 00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:53,436 Hey. 685 00:46:53,437 --> 00:46:54,539 I'm gonna give it right back. 686 00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:56,081 Hey Chubby, lend me your assistance. 687 00:46:56,105 --> 00:47:00,395 I want a sworn affidavit you're gonna give it back. 688 00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:04,070 Not too fast. 689 00:47:04,238 --> 00:47:05,399 I can't help it. 690 00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:14,863 Piper, pinch my nose. 691 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,166 Pinch my nose. 692 00:47:17,877 --> 00:47:19,994 Oh Pepe, come in Pepe. 693 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:22,496 You heard me. 694 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:26,007 Hold on a second baby, just one second. 695 00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:31,179 Yes Sister, what you want? 696 00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:33,932 I thought I told you to clean up that kitchen. 697 00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:35,762 I just clean up the goddamn kitchen. 698 00:47:36,062 --> 00:47:37,974 It looks filthy. 699 00:47:40,733 --> 00:47:41,733 Hey listen baby. 700 00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:43,521 I gotta go mutilate some little kids. 701 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:46,854 Hey, I see you in the sack tonight all right? 702 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:52,744 I love you. 703 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,214 - Ta da. - Perfect. 704 00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:06,223 No way, you guys got a mess up the kitchen. 705 00:48:06,342 --> 00:48:07,708 Blackie, come on. 706 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:09,112 You're going the wrong way. 707 00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:10,822 Yeah, but Pepe went the right way. 708 00:48:10,846 --> 00:48:12,686 Come on Whitey, we'll get the fence. 709 00:48:31,992 --> 00:48:34,075 Pepe, is that you? 710 00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:36,157 Listen you ugly bitch. 711 00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:38,781 You get the hell out of my life 712 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:40,619 or I'll punch your freaking face in. 713 00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:43,751 How dare you. 714 00:48:57,643 --> 00:48:58,435 What the hell are you doing? 715 00:48:58,436 --> 00:48:59,956 I'm trying to pick the goddamn lock. 716 00:49:00,813 --> 00:49:02,054 Man, get out of the way. 717 00:49:07,236 --> 00:49:09,023 Just call me Bruce. 718 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:19,617 Okay fence, stand back. 719 00:49:23,752 --> 00:49:25,038 Now, somebody turned it on. 720 00:49:25,337 --> 00:49:27,294 Yeah, Serena who else? 721 00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:28,590 I'm gonna go for it. 722 00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:37,472 Man Serena's on to us, come on. 723 00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:39,382 Joey, Blackie! 724 00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:48,187 - Freeze. - Your Mama. 725 00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:51,354 Get back here you. 726 00:49:55,201 --> 00:49:57,818 Hey come on everybody, everybody get up. 727 00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,952 I got it turned up to the maximum. 728 00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:05,329 Get away from me, get away, stay back. 729 00:50:05,628 --> 00:50:08,120 I'll turn on the juice. 730 00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:20,348 Going someplace? 731 00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:23,135 Watch it Sister, I got you covered. 732 00:50:23,437 --> 00:50:25,599 My mace from my rape prevention class. 733 00:50:25,898 --> 00:50:26,934 You wish. 734 00:50:27,233 --> 00:50:28,815 You ain't bad. 735 00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:30,475 Blackie. 736 00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:32,064 Rape. 737 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:33,715 You loving it bitch, you loving it. 738 00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:38,530 Ooh rape, oh Blackie rape Blackie. 739 00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:39,827 Bates. 740 00:50:40,496 --> 00:50:43,079 Look out Whitey, I'm coming through. 741 00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:46,333 Oh Pepe, I'm so glad you here. 742 00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:49,624 It looks like it's going down. 743 00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:51,254 Mr. Kurtz. 744 00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:54,417 How fresh are those batteries in your cattle prod? 745 00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:57,927 I put new ones in this morning Sister, Duracell. 746 00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:01,140 Me too. 747 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,068 ♪ We are the wild ones ♪ 748 00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:23,953 ♪ In trouble again ♪ 749 00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:27,161 ♪ We've got to blow this place and stay away ♪ 750 00:51:27,459 --> 00:51:29,166 ♪ Never looking back ♪ 751 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,207 ♪ We got a long long history ♪ 752 00:51:35,509 --> 00:51:37,842 ♪ Of living it on the edge ♪ 753 00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:46,347 ♪ All we want to do is shake ♪ 754 00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:48,602 I hope Mouse appreciates this. 755 00:51:48,897 --> 00:51:51,014 ♪ And we start grooving ♪ 756 00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:54,027 They sent us dogs. 757 00:51:54,028 --> 00:51:56,816 Dogs, that's a werewolf. 758 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:02,200 ♪ And we living from the edge ♪ 759 00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:07,285 ♪ And all we want to do is just shake it from the edge ♪ 760 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:12,666 ♪ And all we want to do is just shake it from the edge ♪ 761 00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:17,963 ♪ And all we want to do is just shake it from the edge ♪ 762 00:52:18,427 --> 00:52:20,134 ♪ And all we want to do is just shake ♪ 763 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:24,130 Oh man, I gotta quit smoking. 764 00:52:29,855 --> 00:52:34,725 They've been very, very, very, very, very, very bad. 765 00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:40,731 I can't understand why anybody'd want to leave this place. 766 00:52:43,243 --> 00:52:46,281 Wait a minute, hold it just a second. 767 00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:48,742 I know exactly where those little rug rats went. 768 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:50,828 to Santa Barbara to hook up with 769 00:52:51,126 --> 00:52:53,539 the brain damaged kid we unloaded this morning. 770 00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:57,126 Don't worry sister, I'll stop those little dick heads. 771 00:53:16,068 --> 00:53:17,712 Don't make it too big, or somebody will see it. 772 00:53:17,736 --> 00:53:18,528 Don't worry man, 773 00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:20,646 I got a fire hose right in my pants. 774 00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:22,405 Squirt gun, you mean. 775 00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:29,245 Man it's colder out here than Serena's tits. 776 00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:35,911 So, what about your old man, Piper? 777 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:37,213 I never met the man. 778 00:53:39,299 --> 00:53:41,211 My mom locked me in a closet you know. 779 00:53:44,346 --> 00:53:45,712 Then she moved to New York. 780 00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:50,435 My mom's doing time. 781 00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:54,475 What about your dad? 782 00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:55,773 Mom shot him. 783 00:53:57,776 --> 00:53:58,983 What about you Blackie? 784 00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:04,155 He won't talk about it. 785 00:54:04,450 --> 00:54:05,650 He was there when it happened. 786 00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:10,779 What about Mouse's folks? 787 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,083 They died. 788 00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:17,754 Right. 789 00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:24,946 Listen, if you guys want to circle jerk, 790 00:54:24,970 --> 00:54:26,086 I can go in the tent. 791 00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:30,848 We don't have a tent. 792 00:54:31,852 --> 00:54:32,852 Whitey. 793 00:54:46,575 --> 00:54:47,575 Bartholomew? 794 00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:50,197 Yeah? 795 00:54:50,496 --> 00:54:52,336 You're trying to get out of here aren't you? 796 00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:54,540 Yeah. 797 00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:57,158 They'll never let you go. 798 00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:00,252 They accumulate. 799 00:55:02,466 --> 00:55:03,466 They never let go. 800 00:55:05,844 --> 00:55:06,844 Oh. 801 00:55:08,055 --> 00:55:09,171 They're Americans. 802 00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:11,474 Oh, right. 803 00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:14,602 They never let go. 804 00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:18,597 God, what a geek. 805 00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:16,665 Oh my God. 806 00:56:16,666 --> 00:56:17,666 What? 807 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:18,584 Oh my God. 808 00:56:18,585 --> 00:56:19,701 - What? - Oh my God. 809 00:56:20,002 --> 00:56:21,914 A rat, a rat, get it off. 810 00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:25,500 I think it Frenched me. 811 00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:26,799 Ah shit. 812 00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:29,302 Would you put that thing away? 813 00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:31,044 Hey, where are we? 814 00:56:31,346 --> 00:56:32,466 Oh shit, this is the dump. 815 00:56:33,682 --> 00:56:35,594 What's it look like, Cape Cod? 816 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:36,685 A real float. 817 00:56:36,686 --> 00:56:37,686 Dude, let's take the motorcycle. 818 00:56:37,687 --> 00:56:40,895 If we get disguises, they're never gonna find us. 819 00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:51,234 Now what? 820 00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:52,649 We gotta go north. 821 00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:54,362 Oh great, which way? 822 00:56:55,621 --> 00:56:56,953 This way. 823 00:56:57,247 --> 00:56:58,247 Some method. 824 00:56:58,373 --> 00:56:59,659 Actually it's flawless. 825 00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:02,325 You see, the ocean is near here somewhere 826 00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:04,790 running on a north and south axis. 827 00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:06,728 The prevailing daytime convection current 828 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:10,008 is an offshore wind going perpendicular to the coast, 829 00:57:10,302 --> 00:57:12,715 making the ocean there, and north this way. 830 00:57:14,014 --> 00:57:16,472 Perpendicular to the axis? 831 00:57:16,767 --> 00:57:17,683 That's right. 832 00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:20,347 Well in that case you guys, let's hit it. 833 00:57:20,646 --> 00:57:22,646 Hold on you guys, I'm gonna wet my pants. 834 00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:26,353 Perpendicular to the ocean, huh? 835 00:57:26,652 --> 00:57:27,733 Yeah, an ocean of weeds. 836 00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:29,948 I can't believe we swallowed that line. 837 00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:31,382 Yeah, well I can't believe 838 00:57:31,406 --> 00:57:32,942 you swapped spit with a rat. 839 00:57:33,241 --> 00:57:36,200 I can't believe that... 840 00:57:36,495 --> 00:57:38,056 Whitey, don't try to talk and walk 841 00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:39,787 at the same time, you can't handle it. 842 00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:41,749 I wonder how Mouse is doing. 843 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,116 What if he's dead? 844 00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:03,604 Get on. 845 00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:11,570 Wait a second. 846 00:58:17,744 --> 00:58:18,744 Smart. 847 00:58:19,621 --> 00:58:20,807 Wouldn't want to see that little brain 848 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:23,369 spattered all over the highway now would we? 849 00:58:33,593 --> 00:58:34,593 I'm thirsty. 850 00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:35,761 Ah man. 851 00:58:35,887 --> 00:58:37,298 I thought you had to pee. 852 00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:39,509 What can I say, it's a vicious cycle. 853 00:58:43,437 --> 00:58:44,353 If I'd have known this was such 854 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:45,594 a schlep I'd have packed a bag. 855 00:58:45,814 --> 00:58:46,814 Shut up. 856 00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:48,189 Your mama. 857 00:58:48,483 --> 00:58:50,043 Oh God, what is your problem? 858 00:58:51,111 --> 00:58:56,027 ♪ Tallyho tallyho motorcycle midget hit the road ♪ 859 00:58:57,492 --> 00:59:02,328 ♪ From the sea to the snow California highway is his home ♪ 860 00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:07,580 ♪ This tiny buddy is a friend of them ♪ 861 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:08,938 ♪ No I wouldn't laugh at him ♪ 862 00:59:08,962 --> 00:59:12,876 ♪ You better roll with them ♪ 863 00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:16,589 Two drink minimum, we got nine on tap. 864 00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:18,674 Live love acts. 865 00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:21,464 It's disgusting, you'll love it. 866 00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:23,474 And I mean love acts, it's disgusting. 867 00:59:23,769 --> 00:59:24,829 Hey Piper, why don't we go see your mother. 868 00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:26,515 Hey, shut up man. 869 00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:27,957 I just have to go to the bathroom. 870 00:59:27,981 --> 00:59:30,334 Hey come on, get your ass out of there, come on. 871 00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:32,850 Step right up to the Adam and Eve love act here. 872 00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:35,821 Girl I swear, 873 00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:37,302 your mouth is like a trash compactor. 874 00:59:38,617 --> 00:59:39,778 Girl you nasty, come on. 875 00:59:43,455 --> 00:59:46,948 Okay you guys, I figure we need 10 bucks each. 876 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:48,786 Hey Joey, where you going? 877 00:59:49,086 --> 00:59:50,086 To the bathroom. 878 00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:51,272 But you don't know what to do. 879 00:59:51,296 --> 00:59:52,296 Oh yes I do. 880 00:59:58,053 --> 01:00:00,670 Hey lady, where's the bathroom. 881 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:03,715 Coming through, hot stuff. 882 01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:10,096 Hey lady, lend me 10 bucks for a pay toilet. 883 01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:28,768 Hey hey, what are you doing? 884 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:30,032 Let go of that you little shit. 885 01:00:33,839 --> 01:00:34,839 Kiss you for a dollar. 886 01:00:35,924 --> 01:00:37,460 I heard you were giving it away. 887 01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:45,097 Extra extra, alien speaks through Pia Zadora. 888 01:00:48,311 --> 01:00:49,927 Come on let's go, let's go, let's go. 889 01:00:50,230 --> 01:00:51,541 Come on I ain't got time, let's go. 890 01:00:51,565 --> 01:00:54,524 You say it's this one, nope you wrong again. 891 01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:56,403 Hey nigger don't touch my cards. 892 01:00:56,404 --> 01:00:56,894 Hey nigger, what'd I tell about your hands? 893 01:00:57,195 --> 01:00:58,276 Put that money back down. 894 01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:02,573 Nope, all you niggers are sorry. 895 01:01:02,868 --> 01:01:04,262 Come on let's go, let's go brother. 896 01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:05,346 You don't know how to play games. 897 01:01:05,370 --> 01:01:07,578 Let's go, let's go, come on, come on, come on. 898 01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:11,908 You say it's this one, nope it's wrong. 899 01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:13,792 You ain't got no sense, come on. 900 01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:16,932 Man you been staring at the cards, let's go. 901 01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,651 Let's go, let's go, which one, which one. 902 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:20,444 This the card, this the card, you say it's the card? 903 01:01:20,468 --> 01:01:24,052 That man been wrong all day, let's go. 904 01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:27,340 Sir, the big mean guy over there stole your wallet. 905 01:01:28,977 --> 01:01:30,388 Well thank you son. 906 01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:31,998 Don't you want to give me a reward? 907 01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:33,183 Nope. 908 01:01:33,481 --> 01:01:35,689 Hey, what about my reward? 909 01:01:36,943 --> 01:01:37,943 Hey boy. 910 01:01:39,529 --> 01:01:40,610 Oh shit. 911 01:01:45,869 --> 01:01:48,361 Ha ha, dumb niggers. 912 01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:53,624 Head to the bus, dude. 913 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:57,411 We want four tickets to Santa Barbara. 914 01:01:57,714 --> 01:01:58,506 One way. 915 01:01:58,507 --> 01:01:59,793 Kiddie fare, man. 916 01:02:00,091 --> 01:02:01,571 What you got here, you go half way. 917 01:02:01,635 --> 01:02:03,321 Hey are you sure that's kiddie fair? 918 01:02:03,345 --> 01:02:04,552 Are you sure you're kids? 919 01:02:04,846 --> 01:02:05,846 What do we look like? 920 01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:07,425 Bette Midler and the Harlets. 921 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:09,841 Hey man, didn't you used to be somebody? 922 01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:12,681 I'm gonna have to see your birth certificates. 923 01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:14,290 Whatever happened to have a nice day? 924 01:02:14,314 --> 01:02:15,555 Oh man, this sucks. 925 01:02:15,857 --> 01:02:16,857 It sure does. 926 01:02:18,777 --> 01:02:20,063 Little zit mongers. 927 01:02:20,362 --> 01:02:21,728 Hey can you guys run? 928 01:02:22,030 --> 01:02:23,030 Yes. 929 01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:25,197 Okay then, run. 930 01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:35,867 Get those kids! 931 01:02:36,169 --> 01:02:38,286 ♪ We are the wild ones ♪ 932 01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:40,875 ♪ In trouble again ♪ 933 01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:44,258 ♪ We've got to blow this place and stay away ♪ 934 01:02:44,552 --> 01:02:46,714 ♪ Never looking back ♪ 935 01:02:55,480 --> 01:03:00,316 ♪ All we want to do is shake living on the edge ♪ 936 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:03,318 ♪ All we want to do is shake ♪ 937 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:06,196 ♪ Oh yeah oh yeah ♪ 938 01:03:08,368 --> 01:03:09,368 Taxi. 939 01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:14,872 Oh, that bitch was rich. 940 01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:16,532 Man, check this shit out. 941 01:03:16,835 --> 01:03:18,952 Now this here is class. 942 01:03:20,338 --> 01:03:24,924 If this is class, then what the hell is that? 943 01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:26,218 A pimp. 944 01:03:26,928 --> 01:03:29,841 My mom goes everywhere in a limo, even the super market. 945 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,140 Oh really? 946 01:03:31,349 --> 01:03:32,556 With her pimp? 947 01:03:34,269 --> 01:03:35,538 Hey, give me a chocolate donut. 948 01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:36,723 Hey, how much you got? 949 01:03:37,022 --> 01:03:38,854 55 big ones. 950 01:03:41,693 --> 01:03:46,609 53 big ones, 51 big ones, come on man you got the money. 951 01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:48,384 Come on somebody's got the money, come on Piper. 952 01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:49,489 We got a coffee. 953 01:03:49,784 --> 01:03:51,821 Remember, we bought the donuts. 954 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:53,907 Hey maybe you guys want to go to New York. 955 01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:55,205 I'm from New York. 956 01:03:55,206 --> 01:03:56,225 We want to go to Santa Barbara. 957 01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:57,643 Two years ago this guy hails me at the corner of 958 01:03:57,667 --> 01:03:59,829 sixth avenue and 11th, he says take me to LA. 959 01:04:00,128 --> 01:04:02,290 I say sure, I got out of town prices, you got it. 960 01:04:02,589 --> 01:04:03,955 Here I am, it's two years later. 961 01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:06,544 And I'm looking for someone to take to New York. 962 01:04:07,469 --> 01:04:09,210 Come on dummy. 963 01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:10,906 Hey can you keep your eyes on the goddamn road. 964 01:04:10,930 --> 01:04:12,199 Hey, there's a white line man. 965 01:04:12,223 --> 01:04:13,930 Just keep your eye on that meter fella. 966 01:04:14,225 --> 01:04:17,013 Because that baby builds up like the head of this beer. 967 01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:19,063 Beer? 968 01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:37,743 You've been listening to the American Nazi Hour. 969 01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:40,533 Oh man, so far we're golden. 970 01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:41,916 We're not there yet. 971 01:04:43,088 --> 01:04:45,375 Get it on your shirt, boop. 972 01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:47,460 Awe man, I don't know what it is about 973 01:04:47,759 --> 01:04:51,093 sitting in the back seat, it always gives me a boner. 974 01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:52,674 Yeah me too. 975 01:04:52,972 --> 01:04:54,804 Forget you guys, I'm not gonna sit here 976 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:56,619 and listen to you guys talk about your weenies, 977 01:04:56,643 --> 01:04:58,885 your units, or schlongs, or whatever you call them. 978 01:05:00,188 --> 01:05:02,726 Well we could talk about your itty-bitty titties. 979 01:05:04,025 --> 01:05:07,359 You know how much I hate small talk. 980 01:05:27,048 --> 01:05:28,084 Stop, stop! 981 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:31,717 Goddamn it, stop! 982 01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:36,718 What the hell are you doing? 983 01:05:38,143 --> 01:05:39,143 Oh shit! 984 01:05:49,571 --> 01:05:51,233 You guys, we're not gonna make it. 985 01:05:52,407 --> 01:05:54,820 You worry too much, have another beer. 986 01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:56,905 I don't feel a thing. 987 01:05:57,203 --> 01:05:58,785 Neither do I. 988 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:04,283 Goddamn, that's disgusting. 989 01:06:06,045 --> 01:06:07,045 Oh snap. 990 01:06:07,672 --> 01:06:08,672 Whitey. 991 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,672 ♪ I don't know I don't know ♪ 992 01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:17,088 ♪ I don't know I don't know ♪ 993 01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:20,349 ♪ I don't know I don't know ♪ 994 01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:24,011 ♪ I don't know I don't know ♪ 995 01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:28,808 Murray, have you seen Bartholomew? 996 01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:30,190 I can't find him any place. 997 01:06:30,236 --> 01:06:31,568 Oh for Christ's sakes Gladys, 998 01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:33,695 just forget him, we're better off. 999 01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:37,908 Hi Mr. Fitzpatrick, hi Mrs. Fitzpatrick, is Garth home? 1000 01:06:38,203 --> 01:06:39,203 No. 1001 01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:41,195 Now go away. 1002 01:06:42,248 --> 01:06:43,705 Get yeah, shoo. 1003 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:44,876 Go back to your own planet. 1004 01:06:44,877 --> 01:06:46,243 Yes, and put some pants on. 1005 01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:48,879 Americans. 1006 01:06:52,091 --> 01:06:54,174 That's it, last stop, everybody exit. 1007 01:06:54,469 --> 01:06:57,007 That's 55 dollars, not including the tip. 1008 01:06:57,305 --> 01:06:58,762 Just keep driving, Chubby. 1009 01:07:00,808 --> 01:07:04,973 I'm from New York City, stupid, understand? 1010 01:07:10,652 --> 01:07:12,012 We could have taken him. 1011 01:07:12,195 --> 01:07:13,936 Yeah, and we could die alone suckers. 1012 01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:21,118 We going in a taxi, huh? 1013 01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:25,702 Class all the way right, Piper? 1014 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,760 Hey at least we got a buzz off of it, man. 1015 01:07:27,835 --> 01:07:28,627 But what about Mouse? 1016 01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:29,628 Jesus Christ, Joey. 1017 01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:33,006 Shit head! 1018 01:07:34,259 --> 01:07:37,548 Hi this is Dr. Snow, and you're on the air. 1019 01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:41,179 Hello Dr. Snow, hello. 1020 01:07:41,474 --> 01:07:45,514 Turn your radio down, turn your radio down. 1021 01:07:45,812 --> 01:07:47,974 Hello Dr. Snow? 1022 01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:51,766 Hi, my name is Shirley and I'm embarrassed. 1023 01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:00,200 Hello? 1024 01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:02,160 Why yes. 1025 01:08:02,954 --> 01:08:07,619 Why, no. 1026 01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:12,753 Darling, they found Bartholomew. 1027 01:08:13,047 --> 01:08:14,288 Great news. 1028 01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:18,551 The police are holding him for, what was it dear, officer? 1029 01:08:19,721 --> 01:08:23,590 Disturbing the peace, resisting arrest. 1030 01:08:23,891 --> 01:08:24,683 He sure will. 1031 01:08:24,684 --> 01:08:26,266 And biting an officer. 1032 01:08:26,561 --> 01:08:27,437 Well, I'll try darling. 1033 01:08:27,438 --> 01:08:30,680 And they want us to go and get him. 1034 01:08:30,982 --> 01:08:32,063 Right darling, yes. 1035 01:08:33,192 --> 01:08:36,560 Because we have to bring some money to post bail. 1036 01:08:36,863 --> 01:08:38,024 Money, what money? 1037 01:08:41,659 --> 01:08:44,572 Pancakes, yummy. 1038 01:08:44,871 --> 01:08:46,954 Now darling don't you worry. 1039 01:08:47,248 --> 01:08:50,491 Because your daddy and me are gonna be right back. 1040 01:08:50,793 --> 01:08:52,250 We just have to go down for one 1041 01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:55,879 little minute to the little, the little. 1042 01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:57,381 Hall of Justice. 1043 01:08:59,093 --> 01:09:01,881 That's right. 1044 01:09:02,180 --> 01:09:04,263 A delinquent, Mom. 1045 01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:07,470 I can't believe you adopted a delinquent. 1046 01:09:09,354 --> 01:09:14,270 Tell your father I'm gonna go warm up the, try 1047 01:09:16,861 --> 01:09:17,861 - Benz. - Benz. 1048 01:09:20,657 --> 01:09:24,241 What if he breaks out, and decides to hole up here? 1049 01:09:24,535 --> 01:09:26,117 What if there's a shoot out? 1050 01:09:26,412 --> 01:09:28,404 Your brother will protect you. 1051 01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:30,914 Right, that fag? 1052 01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:38,168 Morning Garth, sleep okay? 1053 01:09:58,361 --> 01:10:02,776 Don't worry about it, friends of the family. 1054 01:10:10,415 --> 01:10:11,415 Looks rich. 1055 01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:13,744 Figures, they're rich. 1056 01:10:14,669 --> 01:10:17,127 So what, they're still geeks. 1057 01:10:17,422 --> 01:10:19,129 Well what are we waiting for? 1058 01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:25,443 Now remember, Mouse is in there. 1059 01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:26,471 Right. 1060 01:10:26,514 --> 01:10:27,514 Act tough. 1061 01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:28,390 Right. 1062 01:10:28,391 --> 01:10:29,493 Don't take no for an answer. 1063 01:10:42,029 --> 01:10:43,315 Yes? 1064 01:10:43,614 --> 01:10:45,230 What's your problem? 1065 01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:46,740 Nice dress. 1066 01:10:47,034 --> 01:10:48,034 Here. 1067 01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:52,033 We're looking for Mouse? 1068 01:10:52,331 --> 01:10:53,331 Who? 1069 01:10:53,499 --> 01:10:54,291 Who is it Garth? 1070 01:10:54,292 --> 01:10:55,292 Some Americans. 1071 01:10:59,213 --> 01:11:00,454 So what's his problem? 1072 01:11:00,757 --> 01:11:02,965 He's an exchange student, now what do you want? 1073 01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:04,466 We're looking for Mouse. 1074 01:11:04,761 --> 01:11:05,553 Hey lady, can I use your bathroom? 1075 01:11:05,554 --> 01:11:06,714 How about something to eat? 1076 01:11:06,804 --> 01:11:10,218 Good idea, let me fix you something. 1077 01:11:10,516 --> 01:11:11,516 Hey guys, go get her. 1078 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:18,851 Now stick to business. 1079 01:11:20,109 --> 01:11:21,975 Hey what is this? 1080 01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:23,769 This is a kidnapping, girly. 1081 01:11:24,071 --> 01:11:27,860 Kids can't do kidnapping, it's a contradiction in terms. 1082 01:11:31,329 --> 01:11:32,570 God, am I hungry. 1083 01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:34,725 Look lady, I don't want to have to piss in your sink. 1084 01:11:34,749 --> 01:11:36,456 Upstairs and to the left. 1085 01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:37,791 How do you know? 1086 01:11:37,877 --> 01:11:39,459 These houses are all alike. 1087 01:11:44,550 --> 01:11:45,550 Oh, coffee. 1088 01:11:46,594 --> 01:11:49,428 Hey, what did you think you were gonna do? 1089 01:11:49,722 --> 01:11:52,715 Just walk in here and ask for him back. 1090 01:11:53,017 --> 01:11:55,384 You don't just walk in. 1091 01:11:55,686 --> 01:11:57,848 I bet you didn't even make a plan. 1092 01:11:58,147 --> 01:11:59,147 Hey, so what? 1093 01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:00,640 Do you believe these idiots? 1094 01:12:02,109 --> 01:12:03,504 They wanted to kidnap a kid and they 1095 01:12:03,528 --> 01:12:05,895 didn't even make a plan, incredible. 1096 01:12:07,406 --> 01:12:09,489 Bet that jackknife's your only weapon. 1097 01:12:09,784 --> 01:12:11,400 It happens to be a switch blade. 1098 01:12:11,702 --> 01:12:12,702 Switch blade. 1099 01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:14,866 Hey, quit picking on him. 1100 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:17,372 All I'm saying is you should have had a plan. 1101 01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:20,367 Anyway, it's not too late. 1102 01:12:22,088 --> 01:12:23,795 Go in the garage and get some rope. 1103 01:12:25,591 --> 01:12:27,332 Hey wait a second, Whitey. 1104 01:12:27,635 --> 01:12:28,635 What for? 1105 01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:31,261 To tie us up, you're gonna need hostages. 1106 01:12:32,473 --> 01:12:34,089 Well what about Charlie Chan there? 1107 01:12:34,392 --> 01:12:36,850 He'll let you do whatever you want, right Garth? 1108 01:12:37,144 --> 01:12:39,352 They're gonna do whatever they want anyway. 1109 01:12:39,647 --> 01:12:40,647 They're Americans. 1110 01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:41,649 He's a Buddhist. 1111 01:12:41,650 --> 01:12:43,356 Oh, well in that case, 1112 01:12:43,651 --> 01:12:46,143 hey Whitey get some gasoline and a match. 1113 01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:52,908 Hey, go back up to mom and dad's bedroom and get the gun. 1114 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:54,078 Gun? 1115 01:12:54,079 --> 01:12:55,079 Just do it. 1116 01:12:56,414 --> 01:12:57,614 Well don't just stand there, 1117 01:12:57,790 --> 01:13:00,203 find some silk scarves to gag us with. 1118 01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:06,046 Hey, how do you feel about whips and chains? 1119 01:13:07,133 --> 01:13:09,500 Hey black one, while you're up there 1120 01:13:09,802 --> 01:13:13,591 go in mom's closet and get the whips and chains. 1121 01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:18,259 Do you believe these guys? 1122 01:13:19,478 --> 01:13:21,765 Total amateurs. 1123 01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:22,856 Thank you, thank you very much. 1124 01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:26,396 That's horrible, stop that terrible habit, stop. 1125 01:13:29,488 --> 01:13:31,070 120 bucks for what? 1126 01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:33,677 I needed to get out of the house okay. 1127 01:13:33,701 --> 01:13:34,701 Is that such a crime? 1128 01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:36,986 Officer, we've only been here... 1129 01:13:37,288 --> 01:13:39,780 Just wait till we get home smart ass, now get in. 1130 01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:41,823 Warren, that's illegal. 1131 01:13:42,126 --> 01:13:43,458 Put a cork in it Gladys. 1132 01:13:49,467 --> 01:13:50,467 Too tight. 1133 01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:56,843 They should be home any minute. 1134 01:13:57,141 --> 01:13:59,758 Remember you're in control, you hold all the aces. 1135 01:14:02,647 --> 01:14:05,014 Hey guys look, they even got a swimming pool. 1136 01:14:05,316 --> 01:14:06,232 Oh wow I'm going... 1137 01:14:06,233 --> 01:14:08,520 Hey come on, I'll take you. 1138 01:14:10,613 --> 01:14:13,526 You stay away from that pool! 1139 01:14:13,824 --> 01:14:16,407 At least take a shower first! 1140 01:14:16,702 --> 01:14:18,409 Listen, you low life piece of shit. 1141 01:14:18,704 --> 01:14:20,161 You know for girl who thinks 1142 01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:22,448 she's so smart, you sure are stupid. 1143 01:14:24,168 --> 01:14:26,501 Now, where's the booze in this dump? 1144 01:14:32,510 --> 01:14:33,591 You dumb shit. 1145 01:14:36,806 --> 01:14:37,806 Hello? 1146 01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:43,603 Hello? 1147 01:14:47,233 --> 01:14:48,394 You ordered a pizza? 1148 01:14:58,077 --> 01:14:59,077 Shit. 1149 01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:10,250 ♪ Tallyho tallyho motorcycle midget hit the road ♪ 1150 01:15:12,258 --> 01:15:16,172 ♪ Tallyho tallyho ♪ 1151 01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:17,304 ♪ Motorcycle midget ♪ 1152 01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:20,139 ♪ Hit the road ♪ 1153 01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:23,892 ♪ Motorcycle midget hit the ♪ 1154 01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:26,098 ♪ Dancing's leaving me cold ♪ 1155 01:15:26,397 --> 01:15:28,684 Okay, who wants more martini? 1156 01:15:32,319 --> 01:15:33,685 It's never gonna work. 1157 01:15:33,988 --> 01:15:35,149 Oh yeah? 1158 01:15:37,658 --> 01:15:39,274 I told you it was never gonna work. 1159 01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:42,490 You sure are thirsty. 1160 01:15:42,788 --> 01:15:44,120 Okay Mount Baldy, open up. 1161 01:15:45,916 --> 01:15:48,659 ♪ So hey there Fancy Dan ♪ 1162 01:15:55,342 --> 01:15:56,342 It slipped. 1163 01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:59,423 We'll say it was an earthquake, okay mess things up. 1164 01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:00,722 Yeah. 1165 01:16:05,978 --> 01:16:07,560 Okay, earthquake. 1166 01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:15,361 Earthquake. 1167 01:16:17,615 --> 01:16:18,651 What are you doing? 1168 01:16:18,949 --> 01:16:19,949 You're completely weird. 1169 01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:22,702 Blackie take over. 1170 01:16:22,953 --> 01:16:24,593 No way, I ain't touching her. 1171 01:16:34,465 --> 01:16:35,546 What did I do? 1172 01:16:35,841 --> 01:16:36,841 Don't talk to me. 1173 01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:40,381 Well, it's like traditional, when you take hostages, 1174 01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:42,591 you break down their defenses and all. 1175 01:16:42,890 --> 01:16:44,290 Oh yeah, well I noticed you never 1176 01:16:44,558 --> 01:16:46,094 tried to break down my defenses. 1177 01:16:47,103 --> 01:16:48,935 Well, I thought you said I was weird. 1178 01:16:49,230 --> 01:16:50,562 So what, that doesn't mean you 1179 01:16:50,856 --> 01:16:52,392 can't mess around with my defenses. 1180 01:16:53,651 --> 01:16:54,651 You want me to? 1181 01:16:56,695 --> 01:16:57,695 Why not? 1182 01:17:01,242 --> 01:17:05,737 ♪ Things can change overnight I know ♪ 1183 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:10,829 ♪ Things can change overnight ♪ 1184 01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:16,751 ♪ Things can change overnight ♪ 1185 01:17:17,049 --> 01:17:18,665 Go to your room, Mouse. 1186 01:17:24,390 --> 01:17:26,598 I don't feel very well at all, dear. 1187 01:17:26,892 --> 01:17:28,732 - Left, left, left, left. - I should take two, 1188 01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:33,769 or maybe five vallum, and I will go to sleep. 1189 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:35,561 Right. 1190 01:17:35,860 --> 01:17:38,603 I doubt that I will get up until tomorrow. 1191 01:17:38,904 --> 01:17:41,487 Carnation will make you a nice breakfast dinner. 1192 01:17:41,782 --> 01:17:42,862 It's Carnation's day off. 1193 01:17:44,785 --> 01:17:46,151 So I'll pour my own dinner. 1194 01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:51,869 Oh, I'm sorry. 1195 01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:54,785 I didn't mean to disturb anybody. 1196 01:17:55,087 --> 01:17:56,544 I must be in the wrong. 1197 01:18:01,343 --> 01:18:02,925 Who in the shit are you? 1198 01:18:03,220 --> 01:18:04,220 Freeze. 1199 01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:05,847 Warren! 1200 01:18:06,891 --> 01:18:08,052 Piper! 1201 01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:09,350 Piper, listen. 1202 01:18:10,978 --> 01:18:13,686 Warren, Warren, Warren! 1203 01:18:15,232 --> 01:18:16,439 Warren! 1204 01:18:16,734 --> 01:18:17,854 Back up, honkey. 1205 01:18:18,986 --> 01:18:20,193 Garth! 1206 01:18:20,487 --> 01:18:21,279 Hi mom. 1207 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:22,072 Sarah! 1208 01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:23,907 Warren! 1209 01:18:23,908 --> 01:18:25,740 Okay burr head, hold it. 1210 01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:26,993 I have been in the Coast Guard, 1211 01:18:26,994 --> 01:18:28,735 and I am not afraid to use this. 1212 01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:30,779 You drop it, or I trash the TV. 1213 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,008 Oh, we haven't met, I'm Warren Fitzpatrick. 1214 01:18:34,168 --> 01:18:35,955 This is my wife Gladys. 1215 01:18:36,253 --> 01:18:37,373 Come on move it. 1216 01:18:38,589 --> 01:18:39,670 Go on move your white ass. 1217 01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:41,331 Piper, Joey behind me. 1218 01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:43,718 Why don't we all sit down? 1219 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:45,085 I said have a seat. 1220 01:18:52,353 --> 01:18:53,353 Now be cool. 1221 01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:58,060 You know, it never fails to amaze me 1222 01:18:58,359 --> 01:19:01,352 how your typical anal retentive suburbanites, 1223 01:19:01,654 --> 01:19:04,863 such as these items of white bread, become hysterically 1224 01:19:05,157 --> 01:19:08,491 alarmed when confronted by a crazy nigga. 1225 01:19:08,786 --> 01:19:09,786 Hey guys. 1226 01:19:10,037 --> 01:19:11,037 Mouse! 1227 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:13,618 I mean, Mouse get your ass out the door. 1228 01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:15,157 You heard the man. 1229 01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:16,745 Yeah. 1230 01:19:17,044 --> 01:19:18,910 Now take all your clothes off. 1231 01:19:20,881 --> 01:19:21,962 Whitey? 1232 01:19:24,009 --> 01:19:26,672 All you people out of my house! 1233 01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:28,462 That's my gun! 1234 01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:29,556 Come on you little punk. 1235 01:19:29,557 --> 01:19:30,889 This happens to be a real gun. 1236 01:19:31,183 --> 01:19:32,101 Hey, run you guys! 1237 01:19:32,102 --> 01:19:33,764 And I happen to be real pissed. 1238 01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:36,104 Run for it. 1239 01:19:36,146 --> 01:19:37,146 Oh for Christ's sake. 1240 01:19:37,398 --> 01:19:40,766 Hey get back here so I can kill you! 1241 01:19:41,068 --> 01:19:43,526 Now, come and help me with these people. 1242 01:19:46,699 --> 01:19:48,899 Oh no, no one's going out that door, no no, no no no. 1243 01:19:51,745 --> 01:19:52,537 Let's get out of here. 1244 01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:53,538 These people are wacko. 1245 01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:54,825 No shit. 1246 01:19:56,542 --> 01:19:58,454 Hey you guys, over here. 1247 01:19:58,752 --> 01:20:00,146 Oh yeah, let's take the car. 1248 01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:04,502 Wow, what a cool Jaguar. 1249 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:05,676 Get out of there, I'll drive. 1250 01:20:05,677 --> 01:20:08,511 Hey I got shotgun, get your ass in the back. 1251 01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:11,468 Hey guys, wait a second, do you know how to drive? 1252 01:20:11,682 --> 01:20:13,048 Do I know how to drive? 1253 01:20:14,768 --> 01:20:16,725 Oh man, you ran over the dog. 1254 01:20:17,980 --> 01:20:20,222 They're stealing the Triumph, Dad. 1255 01:20:20,524 --> 01:20:21,524 Let it go. 1256 01:20:22,026 --> 01:20:23,312 Dad. 1257 01:20:23,610 --> 01:20:25,852 Bullshit, that's my car. 1258 01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:28,484 Get it in gear. 1259 01:20:28,782 --> 01:20:30,927 Don't rush him, he's got problems with that part. 1260 01:20:33,454 --> 01:20:34,974 The car's in reverse fool. 1261 01:20:35,122 --> 01:20:38,365 Shit, I'm stuck in reverse. 1262 01:20:38,667 --> 01:20:41,410 That's my car, you come back here with that! 1263 01:20:41,712 --> 01:20:44,876 Oh geez, your hair's getting grease all over the floor. 1264 01:20:52,056 --> 01:20:54,639 Stop, stop, I'm not kidding. 1265 01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:58,392 I mean it, I will, I really mean it. 1266 01:20:58,687 --> 01:20:59,973 I'm not kidding. 1267 01:21:00,272 --> 01:21:01,272 This time I mean it. 1268 01:21:03,150 --> 01:21:04,891 You shot your own car, asshole. 1269 01:21:25,964 --> 01:21:27,296 You blew up my car, man. 1270 01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:28,591 My car, what are you doing? 1271 01:21:28,592 --> 01:21:30,254 Now goddamn it. 1272 01:21:30,552 --> 01:21:33,135 Come on man, hurry up. 1273 01:21:34,306 --> 01:21:37,265 Goddamn Mouse, your old lady's crazy. 1274 01:21:37,559 --> 01:21:39,050 She's not my old lady. 1275 01:21:53,659 --> 01:21:55,303 You just ran a red light, man. 1276 01:21:55,327 --> 01:21:56,818 What's the matter with you dog? 1277 01:21:57,121 --> 01:21:58,237 It's like riding in a boat. 1278 01:21:58,539 --> 01:22:00,326 Who's driving, Stevie Wonder or what? 1279 01:22:00,624 --> 01:22:01,374 What do you guys want to do? 1280 01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:03,228 - Let's go rob a bank. - Let's get french fries. 1281 01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:04,270 I'm getting new underwear. 1282 01:22:04,294 --> 01:22:05,522 This stuff's starting to fight back. 1283 01:22:05,546 --> 01:22:06,912 Let's take in a porno. 1284 01:22:07,214 --> 01:22:09,454 I say we get fake ID's and join the Marines. 1285 01:22:09,675 --> 01:22:11,962 Let's go to the beach and pee in the ocean. 1286 01:22:12,261 --> 01:22:13,341 Let's get a job. 1287 01:22:13,429 --> 01:22:15,136 - Whitey. - Whitey. 1288 01:22:15,431 --> 01:22:16,431 Piper. 1289 01:22:16,682 --> 01:22:18,014 Hey, let's go home. 1290 01:22:18,308 --> 01:22:21,972 That was a good idea, I say let's go home. 1291 01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:24,684 Yeah, but where do you want to call home? 1292 01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:26,000 Do you want to call this home? 1293 01:22:26,024 --> 01:22:27,024 Okay, welcome home. 1294 01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:46,038 ♪ You're such a lucky boy ♪ 1295 01:22:46,336 --> 01:22:51,127 ♪ Soon you'll be entering a world of joy ♪ 1296 01:22:53,093 --> 01:22:55,961 ♪ You'll love our friends in town ♪ 1297 01:22:56,263 --> 01:23:00,974 ♪ You'll have a million laughs so blessed your face ♪ 1298 01:23:01,935 --> 01:23:04,928 ♪ Here comes the pearly gates ♪ 1299 01:23:05,230 --> 01:23:07,973 ♪ Bad manners ♪ 1300 01:23:08,275 --> 01:23:11,689 ♪ Bad manners ♪ 1301 01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:16,778 ♪ They're my pride and joy and here they come again ♪ 1302 01:23:18,243 --> 01:23:21,077 ♪ Bad manners ♪ 1303 01:23:21,371 --> 01:23:25,081 ♪ Bad manners ♪ 1304 01:23:25,375 --> 01:23:30,166 ♪ And I'll do it for you anytime I can ♪ 1305 01:23:33,258 --> 01:23:35,921 ♪ Inside our happy home ♪ 1306 01:23:36,220 --> 01:23:41,011 ♪ Fine things and music and the pride of home ♪ 1307 01:23:42,935 --> 01:23:46,144 ♪ You'll make some lifelong friends ♪ 1308 01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:51,229 ♪ And they will stick with you through thick and thin ♪ 1309 01:23:51,985 --> 01:23:55,149 ♪ Won't you please come on in ♪ 1310 01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:57,814 ♪ Bad manners ♪ 1311 01:23:58,116 --> 01:24:01,280 ♪ Bad manners ♪ 1312 01:24:01,578 --> 01:24:06,369 ♪ They're my pride and joy and here they come again ♪ 1313 01:24:08,168 --> 01:24:11,002 ♪ Bad manners ♪ 1314 01:24:11,296 --> 01:24:14,789 ♪ Bad manners ♪ 1315 01:24:15,092 --> 01:24:19,382 ♪ And I'll do it for you anytime I can ♪ 1316 01:25:22,826 --> 01:25:25,785 ♪ We'll never punish you ♪ 1317 01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:30,870 ♪ We'll merely guide you and that's all we'll do ♪ 1318 01:25:32,794 --> 01:25:36,208 ♪ You're such a lucky boy ♪ 1319 01:25:36,506 --> 01:25:41,297 ♪ Soon you'll be entering a world of joy ♪ 1320 01:25:41,928 --> 01:25:44,636 ♪ You're such a lucky boy ♪ 1321 01:25:44,931 --> 01:25:47,844 ♪ Bad manners ♪ 1322 01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:50,385 ♪ Bad manners ♪