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(Door closes)

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(Gasp) Flowers!

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Oh, John, I do love how
you keep the magic alive.

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Well they're not from me, Moira.

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"Sorry for your loss.
She was really something."

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Ew. Who was something?

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Well, I don't know.

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They didn't even... put
their name on the card.

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- Alexis: Mom?
- In here.

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Oh, thank God.

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The internet says you're dead.

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What? Whadda ya mean?

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Who's saying that?
Your mother's not dead.

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I'm standing right here.

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Yeah, well now I know, but it's weird

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- 'cause they're still saying it.
- So people are believing it?

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Um, well it doesn't help
that Alexis just tweeted

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"Goodbye to a great actress,"
with a cool sunglasses emoji.

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Ok, I'm wearing sunglasses
because I'm in mourning, David.

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What is the source of this falsehood?

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And what photo are they using?

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Unclear and primarily a
head-shot from the 90's,

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so fresh, and young, and permed.

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So what are you saying?

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The entire internet
thinks your mother is dead?

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- Um, well not like the entire internet.
- (Knock on door)

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It's not even trending,
which is actually kind of sad.

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- Mhmm.
- That's what you think is sad?

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(Door opens)

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Someone just dropped these off for you.

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I'm assuming you're not dead?

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All right, consider
this camel's back broken.

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Who sends pink carnations?

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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(Door opens)

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Oh Johnny, Johnny, get over here.

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Come on, lemme give you one.

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Oh yeah. Oh good, that
feels good, doesn't it?

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- She's...
- Let it out.

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She's not dead, Roland.

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Boy, it's strange, I can
almost still smell her perfume.

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It's because I was just talking to her.

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Well, I understand. You know,

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sometimes I wear Jocelyn's
robe when she's outta town.

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Yeah, it was a misprint, Roland,

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Moira's very much alive.

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Oh, well, thank god! Geez.

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You know, I gotta be honest with you,

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this news really kinda hit me hard.

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That's... very nice.

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Yeah, the first thing I thought of is

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what would happen to the baby
if something happened to us?

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Roland, this is kind
of a heavy conversation

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- to have at 9 a.m., isn't it?
- Johnny, Johnny,

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I want you to be the
godfather to my child.

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What?

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Well, it's a no-brainer, Johnny.

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- I mean, we're best friends.
- Yeah... but are we?

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And to mark the occasion,

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I wanna take you to a celebratory lunch.

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Well that's not necessary.

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Well, nothing's too good for
the godfather of my child.

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(Crickets chirping)

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I can't believe it.

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I mean, I literally saw her
walk past the cafe yesterday.

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I know.

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And again you know,
my thing with ghosts?

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- Yeah.
- But she didn't seem angry

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- like the other ones.
- Oh.

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You know, it says here,

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that Moira was projected to be nominated

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for 10 Daytime People's Choice Awards.

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- 12!
- (All gasp) Oh my god.

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The most projected nominee

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- to have never actually been nominated.
- Moira?

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We were just reading an
article that said you were...

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Shh. Fear not. She hath risen!

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(Clapping)

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It's so good to see you. In the flesh.

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Credit that internet!

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Due to careless reporting,

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and the gullibility of the masses,

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everyone thinks I've died.

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Yeah, because the news is everywhere.

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Thank you.

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Did you see the byline
by Maria Menounos?

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No? How did it go?

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(Sighs)

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The unsung hero of afternoon television.

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(Ahhs... )

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Oh they're singing my praises now.

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All: (Giggle)

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Oh Moira, we are so
happy that you are okay!

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Yes, Jocelyn, thank you.

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Can you imagine an alternate universe

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in which I've actually died?

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Wow. I wonder what you'd be saying.

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I don't even wanna think about it.

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I know, right? But theoretically,

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what do we think we'd
be saying right now?

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(Silence)

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Uh, she always kept things interesting.

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Yeah.

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Or uh... heaven just got
its newest leading lady.

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All: (Chuckle)

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Alrighty, I think we should
get to rehearsal, okay?

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We can revisit this later.

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Alexis: Thank you so much
for taking me out, David.

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I really needed it.

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Especially after everything
that's going on with Mom.

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Okay, is that the reason,

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or is it because I'm on a buying trip,

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and that means you get free samples?

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We make a very good team, David.

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You do the talking, and
I sample the merchandise.

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And speaking of, we
might have to circle back

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and get more of these
peanut butter things

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- from those old farm witches.
- They were Mennonites,

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and I would put the
peanut butter square down,

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we're about to spend the
afternoon sampling a lot of cheese.

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Hmm. Nom nom for us, David.

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Never say nom nom, again.

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Anyway, this is a very
important account for me.

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I've been trying for the
past little while to secure

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an exclusivity deal with this vendor,

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but she's very picky
about her retailers.

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Everyone's trying to get their
greasy hands on her cheese.

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Ew, David.

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Wait, Warner Farms?

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Does this cheese woman
have animals on her farms?

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Like goats? Does she have goats?

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Well, we're about to
sample some goat's cheese,

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so I would imagine she
has goats on her farm.

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- This is Heather Warner's farm, David.
- I know.

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No, like Heather, Heather.
Like, Ted's Heather.

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What? She's like 50.

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0 She's 42, and I know!
- Ugh!

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- Okay.
- (Tires crunch)

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You know what?

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I can't have your personal drama

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storming over my business
dealings right now,

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so I think it's best if
you got out of the car,

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- and walked home.
- Walked home?

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That would take like 15 minutes, David,

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that's absolutely not happening.

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Anyway, don't worry
about me. I'll be fine.

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Okay. Um, then maybe it's
best if you stayed in the car

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with the windows down.

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Stop it, David, I'm not a baby.

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(Alexis whines)

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(Doors open and shut)

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(Birds chirping)

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(Crow cawing)

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So just...

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(Crow cawing)

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(Car rumbles)

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So Roland, I've been thinking about

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your very generous offer to
be godfather to your baby.

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It's not an offer, Johnny,
it's an offer you can't refuse.

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- Oh. Ha ha, Marlon Brando.
- Right, but from what movie?

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- The Godfather.
- No, from Casino.

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Okay, fine.

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It wasn't Casino, Brando
wasn't in Casino, but...

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- Hmm?
- Roland,

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I assume when you say
godfather that it's, you know,

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just an honorary title?

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No. You'd have to step
in and raise my kid

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if something happened to Jocelyn or me.

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Which isn't gonna happen,
but you never know in life.

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Our house inspector said that
our furnace could go any day.

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Oh, and I'm thinking of getting Joce

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his-and-hers cliff diving
lessons for her birthday.

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Oh, yeah, well you see
that... concerns me a little.

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Well, those are just kind
of extreme examples, Johnny.

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I mean, other than that I'm
in the prime of good health.

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Except for this
friggin' mole on my back.

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Okay, scoop of tuna on the
Mediterranean salad, for you.

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Thank you.

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And the usual fried chicken
on a waffle, extra skin.

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- Okay.
- I will be right back

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- with the hot sauce and butter.
- Yes, and the gravy,

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Twyla, please. Thank you. Ah.

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See the thing is, Roland,
I don't think you realize...

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... just how big a
responsibility you'd be,

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I don't wanna say
strapping to my back, but...

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Well, Johnny, that's why I'm asking you

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because um, I consider you family.

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Oh. Well, as a family member,

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I feel we can say
anything to each other.

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- Sure.
- And, quite frankly,

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your lifestyle choices

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are making me just a little nervous.

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Don't worry about me. Mmm mm.

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(Roland chokes)

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(Coughs)

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- I'm okay.
- Good.

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(Roland coughs)

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(Roland coughs)

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It's just a little
piece of skin back there.

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- Hmm.
- (Roland coughs)

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- I got it. Still good.
- Hmm.

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(Brando voice) Do you wanna have a bite?

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I'll give you a bite you can't refuse.

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No, no, that's okay.
That's fine. I am done.

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(Birds chirping)

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Well, this is quite the spread.

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Hm, yeah. Look at all this cheese.

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Nom nom for...

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I'm glad we could
finally make this happen.

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I know I've been a
little hard to pin down.

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It's just we're a family-run business,

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and there's an apprehension
about branching out.

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I totally, totally get that.

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We are also a family-run business.

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- This is my sister.
- Oh!

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I thought you had a
male business partner.

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Oh, I do. She is an intern.

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Oh.

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Um, in training to be CEO
of executive buying so... Okay.

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Anyway, I just thought
if we partnered together,

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we'd be able to extend
your customer base,

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and raise your brand awareness.

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Ultimately, like, raise brand awareness.

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Listen, David, I love your store.

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But I wanna be up front with you.

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I have been approached by
a couple of other retailers

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that I have to consider.

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Hm. Someone's in demand,
isn't she? (Laughs)

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Which makes sense because
this cheese is amazing and...

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like I don't usually
love goat cheese, but...

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Thank you. I do have
some prize-winning goats.

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And it doesn't hurt
that I'm dating a vet.

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Fun. Mm hmm.

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Must be very helpful for you.

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How's that going?

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You know, there is something
so familiar about your voice.

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Oh. No, people have told
me that I just have like,

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- one of those voices.
- Mhmm.

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Super generic and trill.

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Anyway, I just happened
to eat one of those

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pieces of blue cheese,

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and normally I don't like
blue cheese in my mouth,

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but that was very... not bad.

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I am with you. I wasn't
a fan of it either

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until I started using it in salads.

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- Oh.
- Speaking of salads,

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I just whipped up a big lunch.

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I would love it if you guys could stay.

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- Ooh.
- Ooh.

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No, I for one just had like a
very big peanut butter thing,

251
00:10:47,806 --> 00:10:49,730
so I'm feeling pretty...

252
00:10:49,754 --> 00:10:51,316
Well, I for one did not.

253
00:10:51,341 --> 00:10:53,676
So we would love to stay for lunch

254
00:10:53,677 --> 00:10:55,577
- with an important supplier.
- Great.

255
00:10:55,645 --> 00:10:56,914
By all means, keep sampling,

256
00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:58,847
and I will start bringing out the food.

257
00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:02,557
Oh um, I hope you don't mind
if my boyfriend joins us?

258
00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,916
I'm sorry?

259
00:11:05,705 --> 00:11:07,557
Your boyfriend is here?

260
00:11:07,581 --> 00:11:09,048
- Yeah.
- Mhmm.

261
00:11:09,094 --> 00:11:11,038
You know what, I'm realizing
that this might be an imposition.

262
00:11:11,062 --> 00:11:14,697
Get in the car! Not
an imposition at all.

263
00:11:14,698 --> 00:11:16,066
Ted?

264
00:11:19,337 --> 00:11:21,871
The clients are gonna stay for lunch.

265
00:11:22,941 --> 00:11:24,874
Would you mind helping me set the table?

266
00:11:24,942 --> 00:11:26,576
Uh, sure.

267
00:11:26,677 --> 00:11:28,110
Thanks.

268
00:11:29,581 --> 00:11:31,179
(Birds chirping)

269
00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:34,855
♪♪♪

270
00:11:39,011 --> 00:11:41,990
Oh, Becca DeMornay, what a sweetheart.

271
00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:45,620
It's times like this you learn
who your true friends are.

272
00:11:45,644 --> 00:11:46,729
(Knock on door)

273
00:11:46,797 --> 00:11:48,530
I'm busy!

274
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,700
Stevie: There's kind
of a situation out here.

275
00:11:51,381 --> 00:11:53,001
Okay, come in.

276
00:11:53,027 --> 00:11:55,248
(Door opens and shuts)

277
00:11:55,273 --> 00:11:58,807
Oh hey, so there's a reporter
outside, asking questions.

278
00:11:58,809 --> 00:12:00,365
I thought you should know.

279
00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:02,812
A reporter? Here? Now!

280
00:12:02,879 --> 00:12:06,267
Yeah, didn't you expect them to come?

281
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,850
Well, I thought it might be
contained to the internet.

282
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,549
Is there a scrum? How many camera crews?

283
00:12:12,839 --> 00:12:14,861
I think just one.

284
00:12:15,464 --> 00:12:17,999
Unless they all used the same van.

285
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,039
No. No, Stevie, no.

286
00:12:21,065 --> 00:12:26,445
This is not, not how I imagined
my resurrection news to break!

287
00:12:26,470 --> 00:12:30,446
Impeccably dressed woman
wanders out of Podunk motel.

288
00:12:30,471 --> 00:12:32,471
No, that's not the headline!

289
00:12:32,538 --> 00:12:35,595
Okay, well I actually
own this Podunk motel,

290
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:38,096
and I don't know what choice you have.

291
00:12:38,286 --> 00:12:40,375
Well, we have to think of something.

292
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,400
After all my fans have endured?

293
00:12:42,581 --> 00:12:44,514
No, I can't let them see me like this.

294
00:12:44,538 --> 00:12:47,018
It would kill Sir Tony Geary.

295
00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,330
- (Hangers rattle)
- No!

296
00:12:48,355 --> 00:12:51,658
No! Ah! Stevie, help me!

297
00:12:52,046 --> 00:12:53,879
Ah! No!
- Okay.

298
00:12:59,048 --> 00:13:02,133
Wow. Well, this looks delicious.

299
00:13:02,135 --> 00:13:04,469
Thank you so much for having us.

300
00:13:05,336 --> 00:13:08,417
- Mmm.
- Mmm.

301
00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:11,176
Well, this quiche is a treat.

302
00:13:11,447 --> 00:13:13,745
I didn't know you'd
gotten into prepared foods?

303
00:13:13,769 --> 00:13:16,147
I haven't. I just made this for lunch.

304
00:13:16,216 --> 00:13:18,082
But if you've ever had her quiche,

305
00:13:18,085 --> 00:13:20,451
you can definitely say
that it is eggs-cellent.

306
00:13:20,453 --> 00:13:22,354
- (All chuckle)
- Ted.

307
00:13:22,355 --> 00:13:24,774
So how is it you know each other?

308
00:13:26,018 --> 00:13:27,884
Um, well...

309
00:13:28,495 --> 00:13:31,428
Uh... well Alexis and I worked together.

310
00:13:31,453 --> 00:13:33,287
She used to be my receptionist.

311
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,299
That's how I know your voice.

312
00:13:35,325 --> 00:13:37,426
You answered the phones
at the vet's clinic.

313
00:13:37,471 --> 00:13:41,182
Yes! Well, I mean, like technically

314
00:13:41,206 --> 00:13:43,743
I had more responsibility than
just answering the phones but...

315
00:13:43,768 --> 00:13:46,945
Oh, and Ted is the vet that
you said you were dating.

316
00:13:46,947 --> 00:13:48,456
- Yes.
- Okay,

317
00:13:48,481 --> 00:13:51,283
because when you said vet,
I thought you meant like,

318
00:13:51,284 --> 00:13:53,085
- a War Vet.
- (Ted laughs)

319
00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:56,221
Yeah, no definitely not a War
Vet. Damn these fallen arches.

320
00:13:56,509 --> 00:13:59,366
I mean I must've called
there every day, for months.

321
00:13:59,815 --> 00:14:01,125
Yes.

322
00:14:01,193 --> 00:14:05,697
Okay, okay. David, see,
now this all makes sense.

323
00:14:05,764 --> 00:14:06,837
Mhmm.

324
00:14:06,863 --> 00:14:09,477
- (Both chuckle)
- The quiche is vivacious,

325
00:14:09,503 --> 00:14:11,903
and that is not a word I
use to describe quiche often,

326
00:14:11,927 --> 00:14:15,666
but you know, when the time is right.

327
00:14:15,691 --> 00:14:18,442
You know, Alexis, I feel like
I really need to thank you.

328
00:14:18,777 --> 00:14:22,379
Had you not passed along
all those messages to Ted,

329
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,551
I mean, looked what happened.

330
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,121
I feel like we owe you, or something.

331
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,691
Hmm.

332
00:14:32,716 --> 00:14:35,783
Well, she's a very generous person so...

333
00:14:37,573 --> 00:14:39,673
(Awkward silence)

334
00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:43,947
Well, if you are looking
for a way to thank me,

335
00:14:44,198 --> 00:14:45,971
I know that David is looking for

336
00:14:46,038 --> 00:14:47,793
exclusivity on your products.

337
00:14:48,364 --> 00:14:50,581
Ooh, she is good.

338
00:14:51,595 --> 00:14:53,528
(Heather sighs)

339
00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:56,000
Okay, I'm in.

340
00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:58,895
Um...

341
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:03,090
Well, that is why she is
one of our finest interns.

342
00:15:10,331 --> 00:15:13,149
We-we need to get
ahead of this, Stevie.

343
00:15:13,182 --> 00:15:15,534
We must, we must craft the perfect spin

344
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,702
that both proclaims I'm not dead,

345
00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:19,904
and explains why I've been found here.

346
00:15:20,221 --> 00:15:21,902
Um, okay.

347
00:15:22,052 --> 00:15:24,320
We'll tell them you brainwashed me.

348
00:15:24,831 --> 00:15:27,778
Could you tell then someone
else brainwashed you?

349
00:15:28,245 --> 00:15:31,735
A cult. A cult. Our
family joined a cult.

350
00:15:31,768 --> 00:15:35,869
There was a charismatic leader,
40 something, very sexual,

351
00:15:35,937 --> 00:15:37,932
had very long hair,
longer than you'd expect,

352
00:15:37,956 --> 00:15:39,490
but it worked.

353
00:15:39,558 --> 00:15:41,323
How 'bout this idea?

354
00:15:41,349 --> 00:15:44,395
Um, what about telling the truth?

355
00:15:44,496 --> 00:15:46,517
Truth serum. Oh Stevie, yes,

356
00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:48,767
those stories are always successful.

357
00:15:48,835 --> 00:15:52,010
- No, I meant the actual truth.
- Oh.

358
00:15:52,239 --> 00:15:54,484
I've been reading what people
have been saying about you.

359
00:15:54,508 --> 00:15:57,075
They're gonna be really
happy you're still around.

360
00:15:57,143 --> 00:15:59,411
Yeah, I don't think loyalty
was ever in question.

361
00:15:59,479 --> 00:16:03,100
Then why not come forward and
be honest about where you are?

362
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,682
Stevie, I don't...

363
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,298
Okay, that reporter's not
gonna be out there forever.

364
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,316
This is your chance
to tell your own story,

365
00:16:10,341 --> 00:16:12,094
in your own words.

366
00:16:12,586 --> 00:16:15,342
Like we did during the writer's strike.

367
00:16:15,368 --> 00:16:19,148
Right? You have the opportunity
to create your own headline!

368
00:16:19,173 --> 00:16:20,442
Yes.

369
00:16:21,554 --> 00:16:23,592
And honestly, would you
rather be thought of as dead,

370
00:16:23,618 --> 00:16:25,202
than living here?

371
00:16:25,227 --> 00:16:28,283
- (Birds chirping)
- Mrs. Rose?

372
00:16:28,307 --> 00:16:30,875
No, I know. I'm thinking on it.

373
00:16:32,278 --> 00:16:34,913
Look, Jocelyn, the last thing I want

374
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:37,381
is for this conversation
to get... uncomfortable.

375
00:16:37,451 --> 00:16:38,696
Oh boy.

376
00:16:38,721 --> 00:16:40,751
But-but there is a delicate issue

377
00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:42,386
that I wanted to talk about.

378
00:16:42,412 --> 00:16:45,047
Roland asked if you wanted
to be godfather to the baby.

379
00:16:45,158 --> 00:16:47,859
- Yes!
- He has been asking everybody

380
00:16:47,927 --> 00:16:49,360
to be the godparent.

381
00:16:49,428 --> 00:16:52,062
You're the 3rd person I've
had to talk to today, so.

382
00:16:52,131 --> 00:16:54,298
Oh, I see.

383
00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:55,866
I just think he wants to make sure

384
00:16:55,936 --> 00:16:57,868
that our bases are covered, you know?

385
00:16:57,893 --> 00:17:02,178
Well... that's a relief,
that your bases are covered.

386
00:17:02,203 --> 00:17:03,408
But here's the good news,

387
00:17:03,432 --> 00:17:06,265
if something does happen to
one of our first 3 choices,

388
00:17:06,289 --> 00:17:08,601
we will definitely be
knocking on your door.

389
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,347
It's all for the best, Jocelyn,

390
00:17:10,349 --> 00:17:13,417
because frankly the thought
of raising another kid...

391
00:17:13,420 --> 00:17:15,787
Yeah, well, let's face it,

392
00:17:15,788 --> 00:17:17,820
your first 2 were no
walk in the park, right.

393
00:17:18,357 --> 00:17:19,845
Well, they're good kids.

394
00:17:19,869 --> 00:17:21,803
Yeah, I mean you had a lotta help.

395
00:17:21,827 --> 00:17:25,007
Yeah, but you know, we're
very capable parents.

396
00:17:25,031 --> 00:17:28,179
Well if you like, we could
um, move you up the list?

397
00:17:28,203 --> 00:17:32,170
No, no, no, but this has
all been very, very helpful.

398
00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:33,704
So, thank you.

399
00:17:35,442 --> 00:17:37,909
(Car engine rumbles)

400
00:17:37,911 --> 00:17:39,778
(Rumbles by)

401
00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:43,048
(Slow song plays on radio)

402
00:17:43,115 --> 00:17:45,315
Ahem, well, that went well.

403
00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:47,787
Yeah.

404
00:17:48,954 --> 00:17:51,104
You didn't have to do that.

405
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:55,807
I just like, hate how
good this cheese is.

406
00:17:57,396 --> 00:17:59,229
Thank you.

407
00:17:59,253 --> 00:18:03,134
That wasn't the most
comfortable situation to be in.

408
00:18:04,509 --> 00:18:09,012
I'm just glad Ted's found
someone so stable and healthy.

409
00:18:10,777 --> 00:18:12,410
You're in love with him, aren't you?

410
00:18:12,479 --> 00:18:14,008
Yes.

411
00:18:15,021 --> 00:18:16,621
Yup.

412
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,086
Moira: I've always had great
affection for the press,

413
00:18:23,089 --> 00:18:24,823
and my fans.

414
00:18:24,825 --> 00:18:27,711
My fans, and the press, so thank you.

415
00:18:27,737 --> 00:18:29,903
Yes! Yes!

416
00:18:31,698 --> 00:18:33,964
(Clothes rustle)

417
00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:38,869
(Jewellery clinks)

418
00:18:40,105 --> 00:18:42,307
(Bird chirping)

419
00:18:44,376 --> 00:18:45,977
(Car engine rumbles)

420
00:18:47,699 --> 00:18:50,652
(Running footsteps)

421
00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:52,817
- (Door opens)
- (Stevie gasps)

422
00:18:52,885 --> 00:18:54,819
- Stevie!
- (Door closes)

423
00:18:54,887 --> 00:18:57,250
Do you happen to know
where the van went?

424
00:18:58,397 --> 00:19:02,125
Uh, yeah, apparently there
was another celebrity death.

425
00:19:03,596 --> 00:19:07,407
Oh, I'm sorry. Who passed?

426
00:19:07,432 --> 00:19:10,101
Um, you know that YouTube video

427
00:19:10,103 --> 00:19:12,925
of the giraffe and the
kitten who are best friends?

428
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:14,905
Alas, I do not.

429
00:19:14,973 --> 00:19:18,809
Okay, well the giraffe
stepped on the kitten.

430
00:19:19,356 --> 00:19:20,926
Well, of course he did.

431
00:19:21,381 --> 00:19:23,381
- Okay.
- Okay.

432
00:19:24,348 --> 00:19:27,384
I didn't think you
were gonna talk to them.

433
00:19:27,386 --> 00:19:33,233
Oh, uh... you know what, I'm relieved.

434
00:19:33,301 --> 00:19:35,802
Yes, enough of me for one day.

435
00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:38,096
Yeah, well I mean, it's pretty amazing

436
00:19:38,163 --> 00:19:40,163
to see how many people care about you.

437
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:42,066
- Yeah.
- I mean if I died,

438
00:19:42,134 --> 00:19:45,598
I'd be lucky if 1 person
had something nice to say.

439
00:19:45,624 --> 00:19:47,704
Oh, Stevie. Stevie,

440
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:51,041
you have years ahead of you
still to collect a cartage

441
00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,800
of adoring mourners.

442
00:19:52,913 --> 00:19:54,522
In the meantime, they
will laugh in your face,

443
00:19:54,547 --> 00:19:56,314
and they'll stab you in the back,

444
00:19:56,316 --> 00:19:58,346
but the moment you give up the ghost,

445
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:01,205
oh they'll all have nothing but
nice things to say about you.

446
00:20:02,788 --> 00:20:04,021
I know I will.

447
00:20:04,358 --> 00:20:08,240
Thank you, Mrs. Rose.
That's very comforting.

448
00:20:08,265 --> 00:20:12,140
And I, for one, am through
with trying to impress people.

449
00:20:13,718 --> 00:20:16,034
I like the outfit you chose.

450
00:20:16,102 --> 00:20:18,001
Well, you were a big help, Stevie.

451
00:20:18,261 --> 00:20:20,060
Heading to the cafe.

452
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,460
It's always nice to dress for dinner.

453
00:20:29,082 --> 00:20:30,815
(Crickets chirp)

454
00:20:31,345 --> 00:20:33,260
Alexis: According to
this, you're alive again.

455
00:20:33,286 --> 00:20:34,818
(David clears throat)

456
00:20:34,844 --> 00:20:36,978
Well, looks like we're back, sweetheart!

457
00:20:37,089 --> 00:20:39,156
Well, it was fun while it lasted.

458
00:20:39,224 --> 00:20:43,127
I guess we should think about
returning some of these gifts?

459
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,296
John, they're perishable.

460
00:20:45,298 --> 00:20:47,464
And excuse me, but
this is the first time

461
00:20:47,532 --> 00:20:49,701
we've heard from most of these people.

462
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,368
These gifts are long overdue.

463
00:20:51,436 --> 00:20:54,717
Oh my God! As if this day
couldn't get any worse.

464
00:20:54,741 --> 00:20:55,807
What?

465
00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,275
Cuppy the Kitten's dead.

466
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,076
Oh my god, what happened?

467
00:20:59,144 --> 00:21:00,726
I don't know, I'm reading, David.

468
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:05,592
He stepped on her?
Weren't they best friends?

469
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:08,252
'K, Kelly Ripa just tweeted,
she's taking tomorrow off.

470
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,855
Hashtag RIP Cuppy is trending.

471
00:21:10,923 --> 00:21:12,222
Who's Cuppy?

472
00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:16,054
Honestly, what kind of
kitten befriends a giraffe?

473
00:21:16,078 --> 00:21:19,429
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