1 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:41,100 - State your name. 2 00:01:58,284 --> 00:01:59,751 State your name. 3 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:08,961 - Torkul of Darkhaven. 4 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:18,770 - Address? 5 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:23,842 - You may address me as Abelsworth. 6 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:30,916 Lord of the high wind. 7 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:34,853 - Is that also known as 1205 Washington Lane? 8 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,755 - Surely you jest. 9 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:39,424 The realm of Darkhaven, where we all reside. 10 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:40,659 - Do you take drugs? 11 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,461 - If you're trying with your evil tricks 12 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:44,763 it will not work with me, sir. 13 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:46,498 - Come on man, we're not gonna bust you for that. 14 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,499 You're not here for that. 15 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,034 Do you take drugs? 16 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:51,436 - Golden paladin needs no mind-altering substances 17 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:53,438 to complete his quest. 18 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,508 - Do you take prescription medications of any kind? 19 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,144 - I am not any of the clerics. 20 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:04,883 Mystical winds. 21 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,352 - Do you drink? 22 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,788 - Of course not, not when my quest is still underway. 23 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,823 - What is your mission? 24 00:03:16,095 --> 00:03:20,399 - To rid the realm of the 13 demons of the apocalypse. 25 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:31,610 May I go now? 26 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:34,746 - I am golden paladin of the knight's order 27 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:36,281 of the high wind. 28 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:40,152 Once I have completed their destruction and annihilation, 29 00:03:40,154 --> 00:03:42,354 I will have freed the realm, 30 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:46,458 and I will have brought peace to all man kind. 31 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,460 - Why 13? 32 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:53,832 - It's a sacred number written down in the tomes. 33 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,334 It's taught through all of time. 34 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:58,837 - You know that we've had 12 murders in the last month? 35 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:02,007 - I do not care about murders. 36 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:05,644 If they are but of the quest, they matter. 37 00:04:06,779 --> 00:04:09,114 - And this is all part of your mission? 38 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:11,917 - Yes, I must complete my quest. 39 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:20,225 - So when you say demons, you mean humans? 40 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:25,964 - I've grown tired. 41 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:30,402 I've grown tired of your questioning. 42 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:36,375 The demons are the ones that have held us back. 43 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:38,810 - As foretold in the tomes to bring forth 44 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:40,479 the end of everything is... 45 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:41,947 - what did you kill them with? 46 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:45,450 - I killed them with the anointed dagger of Bastooge. 47 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:46,918 - You mean this? 48 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:48,820 A stick. 49 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:51,356 - My weapon, you have it. 50 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:53,058 May I have it back, please? 51 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,360 Sacred scimitar of Azcarden. 52 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:56,595 - Is this it? 53 00:04:58,064 --> 00:04:59,064 A pipe. 54 00:05:02,935 --> 00:05:05,270 - A pipe, you fool? 55 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:08,740 Your eyes look upon a sacred relic all time 56 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:11,410 and you see a simple pipe? 57 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,445 - Please, I can see you are a noble man, 58 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:14,680 I can see that in your eye. 59 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:16,214 Please give me my weapon. 60 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:18,450 I am on a divine quest. 61 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,452 - No. 62 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:25,957 - This the kind of men you have in your kingdom? 63 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:28,560 - I understand little of this inquiry. 64 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:31,129 Little of your advantages towards me. 65 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:34,900 Why will you not release me from this elven dungeon? 66 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:37,269 - Recognize this fella? 67 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:38,403 November 15. 68 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:41,073 Killed Dickie Collins. 69 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:43,842 - Yes. 70 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:47,512 He was the one who welcomed us to this realm. 71 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,147 He set this all into motion. 72 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:51,717 - He was the Shepherd of the high wind. 73 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:53,185 He brought us in. 74 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,954 - Before the prophecy, as foretold in the tomes. 75 00:05:55,956 --> 00:06:00,258 - He showed us the ways to kill the demonic citadels. 76 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:07,499 - Why? 77 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,311 Why? 78 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,492 Challenge accepted. 79 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:34,860 - Hey guys. 80 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:37,562 Hey, you'll never guess what. 81 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:38,564 You'll never guess. 82 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:40,799 Shit, dude, I'm sorry man. 83 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,101 Look, no, no, no. - God damn it, dude. 84 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,637 Challenge accepted. 85 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:47,939 - God damn it, man, I've been playin' Bridges and 86 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:49,174 fuckin' knights for 12 hours. 87 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:50,776 God damn it, dude, fuck! 88 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:51,877 - Listen, listen. 89 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:53,178 - You know how pristine I keep my set. 90 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:54,446 - All right, what is so god damn important 91 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:55,947 you gotta come in here kickin' shit? 92 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,516 I'm right in the middle of gettin' to the reaper here, 93 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:58,717 I've never gotten that far, 94 00:06:58,719 --> 00:06:59,918 this is dragon lair, for god's sake, 95 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,019 you know what this shit is like, come on! 96 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,788 - This is better. 97 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:17,702 - What the hell is this, dude? 98 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:18,837 - 13 demons. 99 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,810 I mean, you remember? 100 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:29,481 You don't remember, the game, the game, 101 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:32,117 30 years ago it was banned. 102 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,453 People who played it, they got so obsessed with it 103 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:37,189 they started killin' other people and shit. 104 00:07:37,191 --> 00:07:39,724 They actually thought that they were these characters 105 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:40,759 in the game. 106 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,127 It was like dark ages, man. 107 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,328 I mean, they threw it all on the streets, man. 108 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,930 They burned 'em and shit. 109 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,465 You don't remember this? 110 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:49,668 - I mean, rest assured, if it was worth remembering, 111 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:52,671 I would remember it, but I don't remember it. 112 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,806 - They don't even fuckin' spell demons right. 113 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:58,543 - This is fucking rare, man, this is huge! 114 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,047 I mean, check it out. 115 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:12,290 - This smells, man. 116 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:21,800 It's got a castle. 117 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:23,101 - Where did you get it? 118 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:25,103 - Argon's, argon's. 119 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,271 Old man argon, you know, 120 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:27,772 his bookstore's goin' out of business. 121 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:29,474 You know Janet, you know, the senile, his wife, you know? 122 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,709 - Oh. 123 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,577 - Isn't she like the one with the wizard sleeve 124 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:34,179 and all that? 125 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,882 - Dude, she sold it to me for like two bucks, 126 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,049 she doesn't know anything 127 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,551 about the dark origin of this game. 128 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,319 I can't even believe that old man argon even had this. 129 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:42,954 - 13 demons, dude. 130 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:46,358 I mean. 131 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,993 I mean, it sounds like a throw back metal hair band 132 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:48,995 from 1984. 133 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:54,499 - This is die cast. 134 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:55,634 This shit's quality. 135 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,035 - Yeah, and where's the shoe? 136 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,003 - Take a look at this crap now, man. 137 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,571 Look, it's heavy. 138 00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:02,641 - Ooh. 139 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:07,479 - There was much rejoicing, yay! 140 00:09:07,481 --> 00:09:09,314 I don't know, man. 141 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:12,584 - Dude, let me see that, man. 142 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,719 - What else is in there? 143 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,790 - Smells old. 144 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,396 Looks old. 145 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,435 Looks dumb. 146 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,575 And it's all moldy, it's not. 147 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:39,077 It's not even that old, dude. 148 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,145 Nah. 149 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,546 - Does it say made in Taiwan? 150 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:44,283 Oh. 151 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,453 That's some Jumanji shit. 152 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,442 - God damn. - Ugh. 153 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,079 - Oh, what is that shit? 154 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:17,382 - It's the rule book. 155 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:22,520 - That's the rule book? 156 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:27,425 - You wanna play? 157 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,107 Um. 158 00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:52,350 I think there's. 159 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,756 Wait a minute, hold on. 160 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:04,562 - Do you even know where we start from? 161 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:10,101 - Well yeah, yeah, you can start on any of the, um. 162 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,803 Uh, any of the, eh. 163 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:17,976 Wait no, wait hold on one second. 164 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,311 Like reading this stuff, it's like reading Beowulf, 165 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:24,783 you know, I mean. 166 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:28,186 Okay, so we are, we're golden paladins, 167 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,690 we can start at any corner in our realm. 168 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:32,857 - These are the realms. 169 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,026 - Yes, every four corner, that's a realm. 170 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,128 So when we kill all of our demons in our realm, 171 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,330 we can meet in the middle, 172 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,399 but we cannot enter the citadel yet 173 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,601 where the king is imprisoned. 174 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:47,038 See, I mean, it's a lot easier if we're playin' with four. 175 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,540 - So where do we start from, though? 176 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,442 - You can start anywhere here, I believe, 177 00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:53,945 it's the closest gray block from any corner, 178 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,715 you can pick, but it has to be in your own domain. 179 00:11:56,717 --> 00:12:00,018 - So we put these little army men dude 180 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,954 on the triangle? 181 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,189 - These are forests. 182 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,824 - Well, what's up with the triangles, then? 183 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,092 - Well, you can't go through 'em. 184 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,593 - Why can't we go through the forest? 185 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,095 - I don't now, it's just like every game board, 186 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,796 they have to make it more entertaining and stuff. 187 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,264 You know, it's like why are there little Bridges here? 188 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,933 It's just to make it more pleasurable, I guess. 189 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:19,304 So you go there, actually, no you go right there 190 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:22,907 because you cannot be right next to those red things. 191 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,309 - So what are the reds, then? 192 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,377 - Those are the demon bases. 193 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,879 - Demon base. 194 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,681 I heard some demon bass on a track the other day. 195 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:30,715 It was sweet. 196 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:31,649 I don't like this, though. 197 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:32,951 That was more interesting, that. 198 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:36,755 - So, first off, we kill each of those 13 demons 199 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,224 outside of any of the other lollygagging that we do 200 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,392 through these events, through the valley of whatever, 201 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,394 discontent, and yada yada yada. 202 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,863 - I know, it's like a choose your own adventure. 203 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,865 - Then do we absorb their souls or something? 204 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,133 Is this Tekken? 205 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,100 What are we doing? 206 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,368 - So this is how it works. 207 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,736 So here I am, I'm on my orange circle, 208 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:54,806 it says you come to dead druid pass. 209 00:12:57,209 --> 00:13:00,145 You see many boulders that is blocking your entrance 210 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,380 to the demon base. 211 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,648 - Demon base. 212 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,884 - Your only options are to turn right... 213 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,819 - the fuck around. 214 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,555 - Look, I know these rules, they're silly and everything, 215 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,756 but come on, we can at least say 216 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,325 that we're playing 13 demons. 217 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:18,296 The game that's banned, that was burned. 218 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,364 Lives were. 219 00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:26,271 You know what I mean? 220 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,205 It's like Everest. 221 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,507 You know, you gotta try it. 222 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:34,312 - I'm so confused, man. 223 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,380 - Whatever. 224 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:45,758 - No, I. 225 00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:52,864 It has this odd aroma and my olfactory's all screwy, 226 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,300 but it kinda smells like 227 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:59,604 this thing's been buried under like burned leaves. 228 00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:03,341 - I know, I know. 229 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,742 Yeah, it does stink a little. 230 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,578 I thought that, too. 231 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,246 - Okay, but I do smell it, all right? 232 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,747 - Well it's an old game. 233 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:13,151 I mean this is the game our grandfathers played with. 234 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,953 - Do you smell it? 235 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:19,257 Like more intensely than you did like maybe two minutes ago? 236 00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,260 - I got somethin' you can smell intensely. 237 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,429 - No, that's. 238 00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:26,764 - Is it getting stronger? 239 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,233 - Dude, yes. 240 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,134 - I mean, I don't mind the smell. 241 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:30,969 - I don't know, dude. 242 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,605 Smell my fuckin', here. 243 00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:34,839 - I like this better. 244 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,341 Oh, oh, shit. 245 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,876 - Yeah, no, that's. 246 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,510 - Fuck it, come on guys, let's just play, man. 247 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:42,313 Let's just do one step at a time, 248 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,283 and let's fuckin' play man, let's do this. 249 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,285 Okay. 250 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,365 - Golden paladins quickly approach 251 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:03,268 the miscellaneous bookkeeper of Vesbin. 252 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,136 - You approach a wounded minotaur 253 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,205 in the shrouds of Crell. 254 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,107 - A centurion guards the path. 255 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,808 You must fight the centurion. 256 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,177 - 30 crystalline water pieces. 257 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:17,415 - Golden paladin must enter the Efrin wilderness. 258 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,318 - You approach two trolls guarding the bridge. 259 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,452 - This don't make any sense. 260 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,587 - This is weird. 261 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,355 - I know, this game is so lousy. 262 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,692 - After taming the shrewd beast of Borthank. 263 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,928 - They come across burnt Willow tree, 264 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,396 currently still on fire. 265 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:35,566 - Retrieve five jubles after the beggar Springs. 266 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:39,037 - The magical minstrel tells you the parable of the sower. 267 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,105 - The blistered masses of buck? 268 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:44,542 - You've reached the forbidden city of the mud people. 269 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,477 - You get the dagger of honor. 270 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,246 - This Ruby-encrusted Griffin. 271 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,515 - Flacid pilgrims of Glovert. 272 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,985 - The kind gentleman gently offers you a voucher 273 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,220 at the drunken druid inn. 274 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,488 - He wonders if they are tired 275 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,324 and would like to stay for the evening. 276 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:03,561 - Retrieve five liams against the forkwill and wait. 277 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,331 - The blood bathers captured the Duke's wife. 278 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,265 There is a bounty. 279 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,300 400 gold crowns. 280 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,202 - The Maxwolf of Freydor? 281 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,037 - To accept the challenge, roll the die. 282 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,439 - Roll dice. 283 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:18,543 - I must slay you, you three-titted harpee! 284 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:19,545 Oh, god. 285 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,013 Son of a bitch. 286 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,514 - I was waitin' on this one. 287 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,883 - I said that before, you can't go through the trees. 288 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,118 - Am I doing this wrong? 289 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,320 - Apparently, you go into another monster. 290 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,155 - No, we are the paladins. 291 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,958 We cannot join forces with a monster, anything like that. 292 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,026 - Is that right, I don't know. 293 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,627 - I get why this is banned, man. 294 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:37,662 - Son of a bitch. 295 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,163 Fuck this game. 296 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,933 - The book smells way better than the game though, man. 297 00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,201 - Old burned book smell. 298 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:47,405 Like that one book where they burn all the books. 299 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,541 - Burned leaves. 300 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,843 - It's like just like fuckin' burned leaves, man. 301 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,177 Just like burned leaves. 302 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,979 - I'm kinda gettin' in to this shit. 303 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:57,882 I think it's fun, right? 304 00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:58,816 I told you. 305 00:16:58,818 --> 00:16:59,851 - Aw, this game's ridiculous. 306 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,019 - It gets a little addicting. 307 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,320 - Dude, I got a six. 308 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,421 - Ha! 309 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,590 - That's what I'm fuckin' talkin' about. 310 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:06,424 - There we go. 311 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,825 - Roll the die. 312 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:16,467 - You need to destroy the doomsday clock, said the bard. 313 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,936 - You encounter the prince of Athels. 314 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,639 - Four hundred gold crowns goes to you. 315 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,541 - The morning star of earthquakes. 316 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,944 - You encountered the raging Rockman of Forthank. 317 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,913 - I won the shield of strength. 318 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,014 - The thunderquaker. 319 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,582 - Dude, the brass cummerbund. 320 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,685 - The unbreakable Clay jar of Jarek. 321 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,021 - You will approach the golden beetle chair. 322 00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,590 - The old hag offers you 40 krugers. 323 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:43,027 - The Baker's girl rewards you with three sweet cakes. 324 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,763 - Entered into the valley of horsemen. 325 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,533 - The maiden thanks you for decimating the juggernaut. 326 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,034 - The chisel of Mangorge. 327 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:54,072 - You convert the crowns into silver platinum togards. 328 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,441 - You just entered into the grand gala 329 00:17:56,443 --> 00:18:00,745 of the eagle silver man, and the eagle silver woman. 330 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,667 - How long have we fuckin' been playin' for, man? 331 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,302 - What time is it? 332 00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:29,474 - Oh, about, two days, it feels like. 333 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,244 - Hey, can I hit your Basilisk, by the way. 334 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,178 - Yeah man, yeah. 335 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,280 - Thanks, man. 336 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:41,152 - Time flies when you're having fun, right? 337 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:47,191 - I mean, we're close to our demon bases, so. 338 00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:51,662 Let's just play until that, man, 339 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,064 and we'll call it quits. 340 00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:54,398 Let's just get somewhere in this game. 341 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,201 Let's just complete a goal, so. 342 00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:58,203 All right. 343 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,605 - All right, so. 344 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:06,344 - That's a five, dude, that's good. 345 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,578 - About time. 346 00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:23,428 - Ooh. 347 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,810 - You approach the demon's lair. 348 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:54,859 Hm. 349 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:15,446 - Read it, man. 350 00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:20,484 - Yeah. 351 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,322 Demon is armed with a weapon. 352 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:34,665 Approach. 353 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:37,902 To be 354 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:43,608 enveloped in 355 00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:50,748 embrace of your 356 00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:58,823 paladin destiny. 357 00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:44,982 - Too much stuff and not enough cash? 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Com 364 00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:01,732 that's 3901 capitol drive, on the corner 365 00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:04,168 of Chicago drive and Wilson in Centertown mall. 366 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,704 Also visit Cd DVD exchanges. 367 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,639 At the corner of 28th street and east parish. 368 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:11,375 - Your news team is next. 369 00:25:11,377 --> 00:25:14,512 Live, local, late-breaking news. 370 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:16,514 - A body was found early this morning 371 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,549 in the alley behind Doleman's market. 372 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,518 The man suffered a fatal blow to the head 373 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,852 with a blunt object. 374 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,188 Police have no leads at this time. 375 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,323 - I'm so troubled that those people died. 376 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:42,733 - Where. 377 00:26:44,636 --> 00:26:47,037 Where were we in this, is it? 378 00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:48,539 We left off with you, right? 379 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:49,873 - Hm? 380 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:50,875 - No. 381 00:26:54,212 --> 00:26:56,180 It's not yours, is it? 382 00:26:58,350 --> 00:26:59,249 - Huh? 383 00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:00,484 - You. 384 00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:03,687 You got to the demon base last night, right? 385 00:27:03,689 --> 00:27:05,990 - Uh, that's right, I was. 386 00:27:07,392 --> 00:27:08,759 I had to go across the pass. 387 00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:10,728 - The pass. 388 00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:12,596 Yeah dude, you were on the citadel. 389 00:27:12,598 --> 00:27:14,999 - Yeah, I got to the demon. 390 00:27:17,068 --> 00:27:18,068 Yeah. 391 00:27:21,539 --> 00:27:22,840 What the hell? 392 00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:31,115 No, that one was always that color? 393 00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:34,084 - No, when's this game from, like? 394 00:27:36,254 --> 00:27:38,622 The 70s, yeah, man. 395 00:27:38,624 --> 00:27:42,326 It's like a fuckin' mood ring or some shit. 396 00:27:48,366 --> 00:27:49,967 - When'd they make mood rings? 397 00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:51,201 What year was that made? 398 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:52,936 - Same year as the pet rock, dude. 399 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,174 - That's pretty cool, though, man. 400 00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,308 - Fuck yeah. 401 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:01,078 Hey boys, let's see what else this thing does. 402 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,312 I mean, if it does that shit without tellin' you, 403 00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:05,115 let's see what else it does. 404 00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:06,350 - All right, you're up, man. 405 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:07,484 - All right. 406 00:28:11,956 --> 00:28:15,426 Congratulations, golden paladin warrior. 407 00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:21,832 Vanquishing your first demon. 408 00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:24,935 Victory is well earned, 409 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:28,472 however your journey is not yet complete. 410 00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:34,545 To meet your fate, you must first advance to the next quest. 411 00:28:44,122 --> 00:28:46,990 You find yourself standing on a hill 412 00:28:46,992 --> 00:28:49,460 covered with scorched brush. 413 00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:52,696 The trees 414 00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:58,402 around you are black skeletons, 415 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:02,473 brown, shriveled skins dangling 416 00:29:02,475 --> 00:29:06,510 where once the branches dipped with red apples. 417 00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:12,116 The sky's a sea of red, choking with smoke. 418 00:29:13,651 --> 00:29:15,853 Your village lay in ruin. 419 00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:19,990 Demons chase young children through the streets. 420 00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:23,827 Sound of wailing fills the air. 421 00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:28,499 You hear cracks like thunder. 422 00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:32,035 Armies of demons riding across the realm, 423 00:29:32,971 --> 00:29:36,406 war, famine, pestilence, tragedy, misery, 424 00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:41,712 cut down your people wherever you look. 425 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,651 Horrified, you raise from your nightmare. 426 00:29:47,653 --> 00:29:51,121 You fly past the ruined trees of blasted earth 427 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:55,425 and heaven has opened up and frozen with rain pelt you. 428 00:29:56,728 --> 00:30:01,031 Winds strike at you and may fight you like a feather. 429 00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:07,271 Whoa, that's some heavy shit. 430 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:08,273 - Yeah. 431 00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:15,345 - To advance, 432 00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:20,184 you must roll a four or higher. 433 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:27,090 Roll to continue. 434 00:30:28,293 --> 00:30:30,194 Fulfill your destiny. 435 00:30:38,636 --> 00:30:40,904 - Fulfill that destiny. 436 00:30:40,906 --> 00:30:42,973 - I'm gonna fulfill it. 437 00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:47,644 - This is getting better, man. 438 00:30:58,189 --> 00:30:59,690 - Oh. 439 00:30:59,692 --> 00:31:00,692 Your turn. 440 00:31:04,562 --> 00:31:05,562 - Oh, um. 441 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:10,033 You guys want a snort? 442 00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:15,439 - Nah man, I'm good. 443 00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:17,841 Let's just play the game. 444 00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:19,643 - Okay, yeah. 445 00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:20,878 Sure. 446 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,246 - Yeah, I'll have some. 447 00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:23,480 - No man, no. 448 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:26,617 No, thanks, no. 449 00:31:28,753 --> 00:31:29,853 Let's just play the game man. 450 00:31:29,855 --> 00:31:31,588 Let's keep playing. 451 00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:34,558 All right, all right? 452 00:31:35,927 --> 00:31:37,394 Cool, all right. 453 00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:44,468 Okay, um, so. 454 00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:50,073 Paladins enter upon the magic room. 455 00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:52,676 The master speaks. 456 00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:57,981 In my foolish enthusiasm I blurted out the plans to you 457 00:31:57,983 --> 00:32:00,284 while you were on your way to collect 458 00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:04,521 the henna rope from the wise woman of the Viborg. 459 00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:07,491 Viborg, or Viborg. 460 00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:16,733 Viborg. 461 00:32:25,476 --> 00:32:28,779 I'm really sorry, I'm sorry, that was. 462 00:32:31,516 --> 00:32:33,483 That was uncalled for. 463 00:32:34,218 --> 00:32:35,585 Viborg. 464 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:38,221 I didn't mean to mispronounce it. 465 00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:39,356 Can we continue? 466 00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:40,824 - Yeah. 467 00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:41,992 Okay. 468 00:32:41,994 --> 00:32:43,193 - I won't make that mistake again. 469 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:44,594 I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, guys. 470 00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:46,129 - That's okay. 471 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,197 - Okay, um. 472 00:33:03,114 --> 00:33:05,882 Upon retrieval of the power gem, 473 00:33:05,884 --> 00:33:09,419 remember, before you forget your loyalty, 474 00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:16,493 you wouldn't prompt to insist on remaining with me, 475 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:20,330 be sure, for your survival of capturing of the power gem 476 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:22,366 to displace all demons. 477 00:33:27,038 --> 00:33:28,038 I. 478 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:33,477 It says I have to roll a four or higher. 479 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:43,754 Six. 480 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:50,961 We're in the demon town now, man. 481 00:33:50,963 --> 00:33:52,462 - We're paladins. 482 00:33:52,464 --> 00:33:56,333 - I am sorry about before, talking shit about this game, 483 00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:59,069 but this is a really good game. 484 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:03,073 This is a really good game. 485 00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:04,307 This is a really good game. 486 00:34:04,309 --> 00:34:05,675 I'm serious, it's a really good game, 487 00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:07,310 it's a really good game, guys. 488 00:34:07,312 --> 00:34:09,079 This is entirely a good game. 489 00:34:09,081 --> 00:34:11,715 I, this is a really good game. 490 00:34:13,117 --> 00:34:16,853 This is a really, really, really good game. 491 00:34:36,307 --> 00:34:37,307 - Wow. 492 00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:39,476 How about that. 493 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:02,993 - The body of an unidentified man 494 00:36:02,995 --> 00:36:04,961 was found in the parking lot of an office park 495 00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:06,463 on the southeast side. 496 00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:07,964 Sources say his face was so badly beaten, 497 00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:11,001 he will have to be identified by fingerprints 498 00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:12,869 or dental records. 499 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:17,174 Anyone with information is asked to call silent observer. 500 00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:44,534 - Go in Harmony, paladin. 501 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:47,270 And seek thine balance of the gray lore 502 00:36:47,272 --> 00:36:50,273 through the stone walls of the paladin's new home. 503 00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:51,841 As they begin to disappear, 504 00:36:51,843 --> 00:36:54,878 shadows grew beyond the gleam of the crystals, 505 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,348 descending on the chests and shelves of books 506 00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:01,318 within the table of the gray lord. 507 00:37:06,924 --> 00:37:10,894 Paladins debated ancient philosophies, Grant... 508 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:15,632 - why do you always misread the sacred book? 509 00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:19,903 It's a form of disrespect. 510 00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:27,811 What is wrong with you? 511 00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:34,084 You're reading like a child. 512 00:37:34,086 --> 00:37:36,086 - Dude, it's paladin. 513 00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:38,255 - P-p-p-p-p-paladin, paladin. 514 00:37:38,257 --> 00:37:41,925 T-t-t-t-treasure, g-g-g-g-golden golden 515 00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:43,493 c-c-c-crown, crown, crowns. 516 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:46,062 We have been playing this for many days. 517 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:49,432 The least you could do is show respect. 518 00:37:53,404 --> 00:37:55,805 What kind of person are you? 519 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:03,446 Am I right? 520 00:38:06,984 --> 00:38:07,817 - Are you... 521 00:38:07,819 --> 00:38:08,885 - language. 522 00:38:10,655 --> 00:38:13,023 - Dude, what the fuck is your problem? 523 00:38:13,025 --> 00:38:14,991 - You sound like a drunken Bavarian ogre. 524 00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:16,626 - We're just tryin' to get along here, all right? 525 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:17,994 - It doesn't even matter, it doesn't even matter. 526 00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:21,031 Just continue r-r-r-reading. 527 00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:22,532 - I respect this realm. 528 00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:23,366 - Continue. 529 00:38:23,368 --> 00:38:24,200 - I do. 530 00:38:24,202 --> 00:38:25,435 - Continue. 531 00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:27,904 - Don't tell me what to do, okay? 532 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:33,977 - Please. 533 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:37,981 - Okay. 534 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:42,052 Paladin. 535 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:51,294 At the stone walls of the paladin, 536 00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:54,898 proceed to the inner circle. 537 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:58,234 Join thine brethren paladin as you watch for 538 00:38:58,236 --> 00:39:01,237 the wizard and his open arms. 539 00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,273 Collect 100 gold piece. 540 00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:10,647 Man. 541 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:15,218 There, okay? 542 00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:31,167 - Where's my dice? 543 00:39:35,673 --> 00:39:37,907 Where's my dice, my dice was right here, now it's gone. 544 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:39,142 - Are you fucking kidding me? 545 00:39:39,144 --> 00:39:40,810 - What do you mean you lost your dice? 546 00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:43,580 You're so careless, man, why do you always lose shit? 547 00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:45,081 I mean, you take enough time already, 548 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,317 you lose your way all across the realms, 549 00:39:47,319 --> 00:39:49,619 yet you still can't hold onto anything, 550 00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:53,523 and yet you claim that we have no respect for this game? 551 00:39:53,525 --> 00:39:55,024 - Okay, this is what I mean by like 552 00:39:55,026 --> 00:39:58,094 not respecting what we're trying to do. 553 00:39:58,096 --> 00:39:59,629 Why can't you be more prepared? 554 00:39:59,631 --> 00:40:00,463 I mean... 555 00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:02,098 - did you take it? 556 00:40:07,638 --> 00:40:09,506 Did you take my dice? 557 00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:12,675 - I have mine. 558 00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:15,178 I've been holding onto it. 559 00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:17,480 When I throw it down, I find out where it goes, 560 00:40:17,482 --> 00:40:21,284 count how many dots are on it, and I grab it. 561 00:40:21,286 --> 00:40:23,586 - And you claim yourself to be a golden paladin warrior 562 00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:25,321 and you can't even remember where your dice is 563 00:40:25,323 --> 00:40:29,626 and you have the audacity to blame others in your own quest. 564 00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:41,805 - Thick as thieves, you are. 565 00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:43,740 - Look, you are slipping, man. 566 00:40:43,742 --> 00:40:45,475 - I'm gonna ask you again. 567 00:40:45,477 --> 00:40:47,343 Did you take my dice? 568 00:40:47,345 --> 00:40:49,913 I am looking at you, not you. 569 00:40:52,850 --> 00:40:53,850 You. 570 00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:01,090 - No, man, what the fuck. 571 00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:02,258 Come on. 572 00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:04,794 Let's just be civilized here. 573 00:41:11,669 --> 00:41:13,303 - Oh, false alarm. 574 00:41:17,107 --> 00:41:18,708 Very sorry. 575 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:20,944 I am sorry, I am sorry. 576 00:41:20,946 --> 00:41:23,379 I didn't mean to accuse any of you. 577 00:41:23,381 --> 00:41:26,182 You are not thieves, all is right in the order. 578 00:41:26,184 --> 00:41:27,650 The brotherhood. 579 00:41:29,453 --> 00:41:30,453 Right? 580 00:41:32,623 --> 00:41:33,623 Right? 581 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:35,792 Can we continue? 582 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:39,329 Oh, god. 583 00:41:44,802 --> 00:41:48,738 As I approach the barbarian, he drew himself up. 584 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:51,341 Listen, he shouts, child of nature, 585 00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:52,709 I have done my part. 586 00:41:52,711 --> 00:41:54,444 I have practiced my skills. 587 00:41:54,446 --> 00:41:57,146 I am the only journeyman in this land. 588 00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:59,983 The only way to get to your first demon citadel 589 00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:02,552 is by taking the path the left. 590 00:42:02,554 --> 00:42:06,856 The path to the right, to the frozen caverns of Morgash. 591 00:42:07,925 --> 00:42:11,561 Roll a three, you take the path on the right. 592 00:42:11,563 --> 00:42:15,298 Roll a four, you take the path on the left. 593 00:43:03,447 --> 00:43:05,415 Would you like a dram? 594 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,418 - Do not lie to us, paladin. 595 00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:11,888 Do not bring mistrust within this group. 596 00:45:30,027 --> 00:45:31,828 - You've reached the carpenters. 597 00:45:31,830 --> 00:45:33,062 Leave a message after the tone 598 00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:34,764 and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. 599 00:45:34,766 --> 00:45:35,766 Thank you. 600 00:45:36,868 --> 00:45:38,634 - Hello, mother. 601 00:45:38,636 --> 00:45:39,936 Hello, father. 602 00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:44,540 I come bearing good news. 603 00:45:46,810 --> 00:45:50,179 I'm now a member of the knight's order. 604 00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:55,351 A part of the brotherhood, the golden paladins, 605 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:57,920 the chosen ones. 606 00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:02,125 The chosen ones to vanquish all evil from this realm. 607 00:46:04,161 --> 00:46:05,628 This is my destiny. 608 00:46:05,630 --> 00:46:07,730 I know you always haven't been proud of me, 609 00:46:07,732 --> 00:46:12,034 but finally, I found my way in life, I found my light. 610 00:46:14,838 --> 00:46:17,039 I go into battle tonight. 611 00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:24,013 There is a good chance, though, that I may not return. 612 00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:30,353 If I do not return, think better of me. 613 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:36,125 Think better of me, for I have brought honor 614 00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:37,827 to our family name. 615 00:46:46,603 --> 00:46:47,637 I love you. 616 00:47:43,126 --> 00:47:45,194 Look at me, foul demon. 617 00:47:53,604 --> 00:47:55,071 - Dude, we're closed. 618 00:47:55,073 --> 00:47:57,607 I'm just tryin' to finish up. 619 00:48:02,179 --> 00:48:03,546 Dude, we're closing. 620 00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:04,914 I just wanna go home. 621 00:48:04,916 --> 00:48:06,816 Can you please leave? 622 00:48:14,491 --> 00:48:16,626 We're closed, all right? 623 00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:33,442 - Please decrease your level of interest 624 00:48:33,444 --> 00:48:35,845 from that metal chariot. 625 00:48:35,847 --> 00:48:39,582 For I am one of the golden paladins of the knight's order. 626 00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:41,050 - Dude, what the fuck? - A divine one. 627 00:48:41,052 --> 00:48:42,351 - Hey dick, looks like you got everything done 628 00:48:42,353 --> 00:48:44,020 but the paperwork, again. 629 00:48:44,022 --> 00:48:45,788 - I've come to slay thee, 630 00:48:45,790 --> 00:48:46,956 foul demon of the apocalypse. 631 00:48:46,958 --> 00:48:47,790 - What's this then? 632 00:48:47,792 --> 00:48:48,624 - Fight me. 633 00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:50,293 Fight me, you filth. 634 00:48:50,295 --> 00:48:51,894 Fight me. 635 00:48:51,896 --> 00:48:54,330 Fight me, if you're so bold. 636 00:48:56,199 --> 00:48:57,433 - What's this? 637 00:48:57,435 --> 00:49:00,202 - Some crazy fuckin' pothead, I don't know. 638 00:49:00,204 --> 00:49:01,537 - Well get him outta here. 639 00:49:01,539 --> 00:49:02,772 - Dude, fuckin' leave. 640 00:49:02,774 --> 00:49:05,341 - Are you ready to do battle, foul demon? 641 00:49:05,343 --> 00:49:07,977 Remove yourself from the confines of your citadel 642 00:49:07,979 --> 00:49:09,078 and approach me. 643 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,279 - You wanna fuckin' go? 644 00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:12,615 - You're as cowardly as you are ugly. 645 00:49:12,617 --> 00:49:14,083 - Dude, keep going, I dare you. 646 00:49:14,085 --> 00:49:15,351 Keep fucking going. 647 00:49:15,353 --> 00:49:17,420 - You're as gutless as your bitch mother 648 00:49:17,422 --> 00:49:20,823 that gave birth to you from the depths of Hades. 649 00:49:20,825 --> 00:49:21,924 - What did you just say to me? 650 00:49:21,926 --> 00:49:23,359 - Flee before me. 651 00:49:23,361 --> 00:49:27,063 Flee back to oblivion to suckle on your mother's teat. 652 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:29,198 - The fuck did you say about my mother? 653 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,501 - Go back to oblivion to suck on your mother's teat. 654 00:49:32,503 --> 00:49:33,602 - I'll fuckin' kill you, dude. 655 00:49:33,604 --> 00:49:35,805 - Prepare for combat. 656 00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:01,524 - Police are blaming the recent murders 657 00:51:01,526 --> 00:51:04,560 on an insurgence of the fantasy role-playing board game 658 00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:05,562 13 demons. 659 00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:08,130 The game was banned 30 years ago 660 00:51:08,132 --> 00:51:10,099 due to excessively violent murders 661 00:51:10,101 --> 00:51:11,467 perpetrated by players 662 00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:14,503 who were convinced they were living in the game. 663 00:51:14,505 --> 00:51:16,205 When questioned, the players admitted to the murders, 664 00:51:16,207 --> 00:51:18,174 stating they were slaying demons 665 00:51:18,176 --> 00:51:20,509 in order to advance in the game. 666 00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:23,212 Victims were killed by blunt force trauma to the head. 667 00:51:23,214 --> 00:51:26,148 One suspect stated, we must strike them in the head 668 00:51:26,150 --> 00:51:28,317 because demons have no hearts. 669 00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:29,785 Police here on the scene of a fatal beating 670 00:51:29,787 --> 00:51:31,420 on the city's southeast side. 671 00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:32,655 They found the body of a man who had suffered 672 00:51:32,657 --> 00:51:35,057 many blows to the head and body. 673 00:51:35,059 --> 00:51:36,826 The suspect was covered in what appeared to be 674 00:51:36,828 --> 00:51:39,528 body armor made from household items. 675 00:51:39,530 --> 00:51:41,764 His femoral artery had been severed in the attack 676 00:51:41,766 --> 00:51:43,365 and bled to death at the scene. 677 00:51:43,367 --> 00:51:45,034 When police arrived, his last words 678 00:51:45,036 --> 00:51:47,570 were about failing his mission. 679 00:51:47,572 --> 00:51:50,005 An unidentified man was found on the sidewalk 680 00:51:50,007 --> 00:51:51,841 at 1205 first street. 681 00:51:51,843 --> 00:51:53,542 Neighbors said they heard a lot of yelling 682 00:51:53,544 --> 00:51:55,044 and reported fighting and shouting, 683 00:51:55,046 --> 00:51:59,148 I kill ye demon, we are the knights of the realm! 684 00:52:47,030 --> 00:52:48,664 - Please release me from this dungeon. 685 00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:49,632 - It's not gonna happen. 686 00:52:49,634 --> 00:52:51,133 - Release me from my bonds. 687 00:52:51,135 --> 00:52:52,434 - No! 688 00:52:52,436 --> 00:52:53,702 - I've had enough of your insolence. 689 00:52:53,704 --> 00:52:55,905 You'll suffer me like I am a fool. 690 00:52:55,907 --> 00:52:57,640 You are a fool for keeping me here. 691 00:52:57,642 --> 00:53:00,743 I am trapped when I should be out there 692 00:53:00,745 --> 00:53:02,111 saving your realms! 693 00:53:02,113 --> 00:53:04,747 - You kill innocent people, asshole! 694 00:53:09,152 --> 00:53:12,855 - I will not waste my time with your elven tribe. 695 00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:15,391 - This person deserve to die? 696 00:53:16,293 --> 00:53:17,860 - Yes. 697 00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:18,694 - And this one? 698 00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:19,695 - Yes. 699 00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:20,629 - What about this one? - Yes. 700 00:53:20,631 --> 00:53:21,397 - So this one had to die? 701 00:53:21,399 --> 00:53:22,364 - Yes. 702 00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:23,465 - This guy. - Indeed. 703 00:53:23,467 --> 00:53:24,300 - And this one? 704 00:53:24,302 --> 00:53:25,201 - Yes. 705 00:53:25,203 --> 00:53:26,035 - This one? - Yes. 706 00:53:26,037 --> 00:53:26,835 - And that one? - Yes. 707 00:53:26,837 --> 00:53:27,636 - We got this guy. 708 00:53:27,638 --> 00:53:28,470 - Yes. 709 00:53:28,472 --> 00:53:29,405 - And this one. 710 00:53:29,407 --> 00:53:32,007 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 711 00:53:33,710 --> 00:53:35,844 - A five year old child! 712 00:53:41,818 --> 00:53:44,186 - He was not a boy anymore. 713 00:53:45,522 --> 00:53:49,358 He was at least a gremlin, with wing boots of silver. 714 00:53:52,063 --> 00:53:55,698 - Fasted demon I had seen in all of the 26 realms. 715 00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:57,099 - A five year old kid? 716 00:53:57,101 --> 00:53:59,501 - We could not catch one of these lightly, 717 00:53:59,503 --> 00:54:02,905 this was a major victory, this was a supreme triumph, 718 00:54:02,907 --> 00:54:06,609 and you wave it in my face as if it is nothing, 719 00:54:06,611 --> 00:54:08,410 where I am saving your realm. 720 00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:10,212 - You recognize him? 721 00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:15,117 - Yes, he is my comrade. 722 00:54:16,186 --> 00:54:17,419 Was. 723 00:54:17,421 --> 00:54:18,487 - Do you know this guy? 724 00:54:18,489 --> 00:54:20,289 - He is no friend of mine. 725 00:54:20,291 --> 00:54:21,323 - So what were you fighting over? 726 00:54:21,325 --> 00:54:22,558 Girls, drugs? 727 00:54:23,827 --> 00:54:25,060 Money? 728 00:54:25,062 --> 00:54:28,097 Why do you wanna kill your friend? 729 00:54:28,099 --> 00:54:32,801 - He was my comrade, he is now the final demon I must slay 730 00:54:32,803 --> 00:54:34,603 to complete my mission. 731 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:35,838 Is he here? 732 00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,006 - Well look, that's none of your business. 733 00:54:37,008 --> 00:54:38,807 That's our business. 734 00:54:40,644 --> 00:54:41,677 - I sense he's here. 735 00:54:41,679 --> 00:54:43,245 - Do you not understand? 736 00:54:43,247 --> 00:54:45,681 His quest was impure. 737 00:54:45,683 --> 00:54:46,949 - Damn straight, bitch. 738 00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:50,686 - He's the last demon, and I must kill him. 739 00:54:50,688 --> 00:54:52,354 I must kill him. 740 00:54:52,356 --> 00:54:54,456 - So he's number 13. 741 00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:55,391 - Yes. 742 00:54:55,393 --> 00:54:57,459 I would like to see him, please. 743 00:54:57,461 --> 00:54:58,461 - No. 744 00:55:00,363 --> 00:55:02,464 - Then at least let me have my weapon. 745 00:55:02,466 --> 00:55:03,299 - No. 746 00:55:03,301 --> 00:55:04,199 - I besiege you, sir. 747 00:55:04,201 --> 00:55:05,367 Give me my weapon. 748 00:55:05,369 --> 00:55:06,302 - No! 749 00:55:06,304 --> 00:55:07,236 - May I have my weapon, please? 750 00:55:07,238 --> 00:55:08,470 - You can repeat yourself 751 00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:10,873 till you get redder in the face, motherfucker. 752 00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:12,574 - Where is my weapon? 753 00:56:26,216 --> 00:56:27,616 - Three bodies were found overnight 754 00:56:27,618 --> 00:56:29,251 in the city's southeast side. 755 00:56:29,253 --> 00:56:30,953 They were all found near their cars 756 00:56:30,955 --> 00:56:33,355 and had suffered fatal blows to the head. 757 00:56:33,357 --> 00:56:36,458 Neighbors in the area are scared to leave their houses. 758 00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:37,860 Police believe these murders are linked 759 00:56:37,862 --> 00:56:39,895 to the board game killer. 760 00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:41,096 - Family members gathered 761 00:56:41,098 --> 00:56:43,899 waiting for any news from the lead. 762 00:57:06,891 --> 00:57:08,190 - The bodies of a five year old boy 763 00:57:08,192 --> 00:57:10,058 and his mother were found early this morning 764 00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:11,293 in Bakerswood. 765 00:57:11,295 --> 00:57:12,761 I hear that they were bludgeoned to death 766 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:15,431 with a large stick found nearby. 767 00:57:15,433 --> 00:57:16,665 The police are getting closer 768 00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:19,034 to locating the killer or killers. 769 00:57:19,036 --> 00:57:21,837 It's a parent's worst nightmare. 770 00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:35,017 - Yield, yield! 771 00:57:35,019 --> 00:57:36,019 Yield. 772 00:57:37,887 --> 00:57:38,887 Yield. 773 00:57:44,194 --> 00:57:45,194 Yield. 774 00:57:48,698 --> 00:57:51,733 I just need rations for my soldier. 775 00:58:00,176 --> 00:58:02,644 - Very well, take your rest. 776 00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,681 But at least show some respect for this quest 777 00:58:05,683 --> 00:58:08,383 and your weapon and sheathe it. 778 00:58:15,092 --> 00:58:16,992 - You mock me. 779 00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:18,894 With a head so clear. 780 00:58:18,896 --> 00:58:22,130 No, your head is full of rubyroot smoke, it is. 781 00:58:22,132 --> 00:58:24,600 - I have been pure since day one of this quest, 782 00:58:24,602 --> 00:58:26,101 dear paladin brother. 783 00:58:26,103 --> 00:58:28,203 - You have not been pure, 784 00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:31,540 you have been touched by the maiden's wizard sleeve. 785 00:58:31,542 --> 00:58:32,875 - I am pure! 786 00:58:32,877 --> 00:58:35,410 I have been pure since day one of this quest. 787 00:58:35,412 --> 00:58:38,747 Dare you challenge the validity of this? 788 00:58:38,749 --> 00:58:40,015 - Pure. 789 00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:41,683 - Pure, as pure as a paladin could be 790 00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:43,752 that ever could be and ever will be. 791 00:58:43,754 --> 00:58:45,687 Need I remind you how many demons I have slayed? 792 00:58:45,689 --> 00:58:46,622 How many have you slain? 793 00:58:46,624 --> 00:58:47,789 - Ah! 794 00:58:47,791 --> 00:58:51,360 The realm knows no dirtier soul than yours. 795 00:58:52,263 --> 00:58:53,529 Cleanliness. 796 00:58:53,531 --> 00:58:55,697 Nothing, you are a slob. 797 00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:57,299 - Slander. 798 00:58:57,301 --> 00:59:00,068 Absolute poppycock and slander, dear sir. 799 00:59:00,070 --> 00:59:01,336 How dare you! 800 00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:05,140 You are weak, and here I will be standing still, 801 00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:09,444 ready to slay anything that dares hinder me from my quest. 802 00:59:11,281 --> 00:59:14,449 - Yes. 803 00:59:14,451 --> 00:59:15,517 I see. 804 00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:18,387 I see your judgment is clouded. 805 00:59:18,389 --> 00:59:22,491 My brother, you just see only what you want. 806 00:59:22,493 --> 00:59:25,894 Clearly, I see it's only a maiden's fair tale 807 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:28,630 but quest is in your mind. 808 00:59:28,632 --> 00:59:32,167 Your quest is for nothing, brother! 809 00:59:32,169 --> 00:59:36,071 Oh, I see you finding nothing in front of you 810 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,708 but a maiden's backside! 811 00:59:58,795 --> 01:00:01,763 - As golden paladins, as brothers, 812 01:00:03,533 --> 01:00:05,434 we uphold this realm. 813 01:00:06,169 --> 01:00:09,605 Only the purest and most worthy. 814 01:00:09,607 --> 01:00:11,573 I take on this burden. 815 01:00:13,343 --> 01:00:14,710 I ask you, sir. 816 01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:19,314 How invested are you in saving our world? 817 01:00:21,818 --> 01:00:24,219 - I need no companions now. 818 01:00:33,896 --> 01:00:35,364 - Where did you get that? 819 01:00:35,366 --> 01:00:38,467 - Oh, I fetched this from the valley of Mezer. 820 01:00:38,469 --> 01:00:39,469 - Lies. 821 01:00:40,570 --> 01:00:43,438 - Shall I use it on you, brother? 822 01:00:46,976 --> 01:00:47,976 - No. 823 01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:49,978 You won't. 824 01:00:56,886 --> 01:00:58,687 Would you make sure? 825 01:01:01,457 --> 01:01:04,926 - Wherever did you get that fine weapon? 826 01:01:06,362 --> 01:01:09,097 - It was given to me by a hand. 827 01:01:10,566 --> 01:01:14,202 From the golden Vincine of Calstone. 828 01:01:14,204 --> 01:01:15,604 - What a lie. 829 01:01:15,606 --> 01:01:19,107 - Here it is before your very eyes. 830 01:01:19,109 --> 01:01:20,676 They lied to you. 831 01:01:23,980 --> 01:01:27,549 - We shall settle this in the realm. 832 01:01:27,551 --> 01:01:28,684 - Very well. 833 01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:32,320 Bear in mind, comrade, 834 01:01:33,990 --> 01:01:37,159 should our paths cross tonight, 835 01:01:37,161 --> 01:01:38,161 in the realm, 836 01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:43,665 I will meet you with this. 837 01:01:46,035 --> 01:01:49,271 I will catch you and I will slay you. 838 01:01:53,643 --> 01:01:55,877 - Fair enough, my brother. 839 01:01:57,346 --> 01:02:00,649 If your mind is as slow as your sword, 840 01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:07,522 or your sword as dreadfully slow as your mind, 841 01:02:09,225 --> 01:02:12,294 I will not haste to cut you in two. 842 01:02:15,598 --> 01:02:18,633 For I am the chosen knight. 843 01:02:18,635 --> 01:02:22,938 I am the regal golden paladin of the vestiges of the realm. 844 01:02:26,843 --> 01:02:30,746 Yes, we will see who we will see, my brother. 845 01:02:39,122 --> 01:02:42,023 Okay. 846 01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:13,054 - May the kingdom of the brotherhood 847 01:03:13,056 --> 01:03:15,857 of the golden paladins unite. 848 01:03:17,161 --> 01:03:19,194 - May the wind of pan be at your back. 849 01:03:19,196 --> 01:03:22,063 - May the soul of inlay take you. 850 01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:37,345 - As I began my spell, I took the baron's daughter, 851 01:03:37,347 --> 01:03:40,015 tally, and raised her head for another blast 852 01:03:40,017 --> 01:03:41,750 of her fiery breath. 853 01:03:41,752 --> 01:03:43,585 Cadmont did not even glance at her. 854 01:03:43,587 --> 01:03:46,154 Only raised the hand holding the Violet glowing dust 855 01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:48,824 of my defensive spell as if to remind her 856 01:03:48,826 --> 01:03:50,559 that her effort was futile. 857 01:03:50,561 --> 01:03:52,961 Suddenly, one strong warrior rose forward 858 01:03:52,963 --> 01:03:55,363 and launched his mass brutal force 859 01:03:55,365 --> 01:03:59,067 directly at the wizard in a single desperate leap, 860 01:03:59,069 --> 01:04:03,004 lunging, I struck the outstretched hand. 861 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:06,208 Violet dust was scattered on the air. 862 01:04:06,210 --> 01:04:07,976 The wizard glared at me in fury, 863 01:04:07,978 --> 01:04:10,111 his expression flickering through 864 01:04:10,113 --> 01:04:12,314 a gamut of emotions in a split second, 865 01:04:12,316 --> 01:04:15,450 anger, confusion, amazement, shock, 866 01:04:15,452 --> 01:04:17,485 as he realized he had dropped the dust 867 01:04:17,487 --> 01:04:19,855 of his defensive spell. 868 01:04:19,857 --> 01:04:23,658 Fear as he saw the dragon about to unleash her breath, 869 01:04:23,660 --> 01:04:26,461 but I was sure that the last thing I saw 870 01:04:26,463 --> 01:04:27,762 stamped on the wizard's face 871 01:04:27,764 --> 01:04:30,732 an instant before the fire streamed down 872 01:04:30,734 --> 01:04:34,269 was a look of acceptance at the wizard's fate. 873 01:04:34,271 --> 01:04:36,137 There was a long moment of silence, 874 01:04:36,139 --> 01:04:38,673 two burning bodies lay on the ground. 875 01:04:38,675 --> 01:04:42,310 Cadmont, and that of the warrior who had dashed forward. 876 01:04:42,312 --> 01:04:45,280 There had not been time to flee the flames of the blast. 877 01:04:45,282 --> 01:04:48,850 I got to my feet and went over to the body of the comarade. 878 01:04:48,852 --> 01:04:51,519 I and the remaining warriors joined him. 879 01:04:51,521 --> 01:04:53,154 His name is Akuli. 880 01:05:02,465 --> 01:05:04,799 Roll a five or higher to join alliances 881 01:05:04,801 --> 01:05:07,869 with Cadmont's army and to proceed 882 01:05:07,871 --> 01:05:10,171 to the next demon citadel. 883 01:05:25,121 --> 01:05:27,055 - As I pass on through the forest, 884 01:05:27,057 --> 01:05:29,057 I reach a high bank formed by a ledge 885 01:05:29,059 --> 01:05:30,625 of moss-covered rock. 886 01:05:30,627 --> 01:05:33,361 Climbing down the bank, I notice a cave 887 01:05:33,363 --> 01:05:37,032 with a large Boulder rolled across the entrance. 888 01:05:37,034 --> 01:05:39,901 The Boulder has been crudely hewn 889 01:05:39,903 --> 01:05:41,469 to resemble an angry face 890 01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:46,374 as if warning travelers to stay away from this spot. 891 01:05:46,376 --> 01:05:49,077 I turn, scanning the darkness for signs of habitation, 892 01:05:49,079 --> 01:05:52,447 a glimmer of light catches my eyes 893 01:05:52,449 --> 01:05:54,582 far off between the trees. 894 01:05:54,584 --> 01:05:58,887 Roll a five or higher to successfully push the Boulder. 895 01:06:00,122 --> 01:06:03,124 If I roll the Boulder aside to get into the cave, 896 01:06:03,126 --> 01:06:06,261 I advance to the next demon citadel. 897 01:06:31,688 --> 01:06:35,223 - Your quest is for nothing! 898 01:08:10,286 --> 01:08:12,220 - It is a game. 899 01:08:12,222 --> 01:08:13,688 - It's not a game. 900 01:08:13,690 --> 01:08:16,257 - This is a game. 901 01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:20,195 - It is not a game! 902 01:08:20,197 --> 01:08:21,629 - It's a game! 903 01:08:21,631 --> 01:08:24,365 - It's not a game. 904 01:08:26,035 --> 01:08:27,702 It's not a game! 905 01:08:27,704 --> 01:08:28,970 It's not a game! 906 01:08:28,972 --> 01:08:30,305 It's not a game! 907 01:08:30,307 --> 01:08:31,239 - It's a game! 908 01:08:31,241 --> 01:08:32,607 - It's not a game. 909 01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:33,708 - It is not a game. 910 01:08:33,710 --> 01:08:36,211 - You want to kill your friend. 911 01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:40,515 And it's all because of some fantasy game. 912 01:08:40,517 --> 01:08:41,783 - It's not a game. 913 01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:42,717 - It is a game. 914 01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:44,319 - It's not a game. 915 01:08:44,321 --> 01:08:47,122 - It is not a game. 916 01:08:48,290 --> 01:08:49,858 It is not a game. 917 01:08:52,261 --> 01:08:53,795 It is not a game. 918 01:08:56,532 --> 01:08:58,500 - It is not a game. 919 01:08:58,502 --> 01:09:02,804 It is not a game, it is not a game, it is not a game. 920 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,407 - This is a game! 921 01:09:06,409 --> 01:09:09,310 Your friends were playing this game. 922 01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:10,278 - It is not a game. 923 01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:11,212 - But it is a game. 924 01:09:11,214 --> 01:09:12,614 It's a game called 13 demons. 925 01:09:12,616 --> 01:09:14,482 It came out 20 years ago. 926 01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:15,717 - It's not a game. 927 01:09:15,719 --> 01:09:17,619 - Tom Wilkins was also one of your friends. 928 01:09:17,621 --> 01:09:19,554 He was playing this game with you. 929 01:09:19,556 --> 01:09:20,989 - It is not a game. 930 01:09:20,991 --> 01:09:23,625 - You killed 12 people, including a five year old boy 931 01:09:23,627 --> 01:09:25,059 in the last month. 932 01:09:25,061 --> 01:09:28,096 It's all part of some fantasy game. 933 01:09:28,098 --> 01:09:32,300 - Oh spare me your inconsistencies, fool. 934 01:09:32,302 --> 01:09:34,435 I've told you all that you need to know. 935 01:09:34,437 --> 01:09:37,505 Now, release me from my bonds or suffer the consequences, 936 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:40,808 and all of this will be on your heads. 937 01:09:42,478 --> 01:09:43,378 This blood. 938 01:09:43,380 --> 01:09:44,612 - It's a game! 939 01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:45,914 - Fools. 940 01:09:45,916 --> 01:09:47,348 You're all mad. 941 01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:49,050 Release me from my bonds, bring me my weapon. 942 01:09:49,052 --> 01:09:49,884 - No. 943 01:09:49,886 --> 01:09:50,985 - Tell me he is close. 944 01:09:50,987 --> 01:09:52,453 I must defeat him. 945 01:09:52,455 --> 01:09:53,655 I must. 946 01:09:53,657 --> 01:09:56,658 - This is a game, it's all in your head. 947 01:09:56,660 --> 01:09:58,793 This is all in your head, none of it is real. 948 01:09:58,795 --> 01:10:00,895 - No, bring me my weapon, this has to be done, 949 01:10:00,897 --> 01:10:01,896 this has to be seen through. 950 01:10:01,898 --> 01:10:03,364 I must complete my mission. 951 01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,833 - You are not on any mission. 952 01:10:05,835 --> 01:10:07,602 - The sake of the realm is at hand. 953 01:10:07,604 --> 01:10:09,804 - You're confused, it's a game. 954 01:10:09,806 --> 01:10:11,606 This is only a game. 955 01:10:12,641 --> 01:10:14,309 - The very essence of your presence 956 01:10:14,311 --> 01:10:17,212 will be erased from history unless you release me. 957 01:10:17,214 --> 01:10:20,181 - But this is just a fantasy game! 958 01:10:29,058 --> 01:10:30,091 - It's not a game. 959 01:10:30,093 --> 01:10:31,392 - It's just a game. 960 01:10:31,394 --> 01:10:32,260 - It's not a game. 961 01:10:32,262 --> 01:10:33,394 - It is a game. 962 01:10:33,396 --> 01:10:34,362 - It's not a game. 963 01:10:34,364 --> 01:10:37,232 - No, this is not a game. 964 01:10:37,234 --> 01:10:38,733 This part isn't a game. 965 01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:40,101 This is a game. 966 01:10:40,803 --> 01:10:41,669 - It's not a game. 967 01:10:41,671 --> 01:10:43,004 - This is game. 968 01:10:43,006 --> 01:10:44,372 - It is not a game! 969 01:10:44,374 --> 01:10:45,506 - This is a game! 970 01:10:45,508 --> 01:10:46,541 - This is not a game! 971 01:10:46,543 --> 01:10:49,310 - It's just a fucking game! 972 01:10:49,312 --> 01:10:50,778 - It is not a game! 973 01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:54,249 - It's a game, look you fuckwad, this is a game! 974 01:10:54,251 --> 01:11:00,855 - It's not a game!