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Help me, please!

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Let go of...

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Help me! Let me go!

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Hey, everyone, I'm Jesse Hall,

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the editor of <i>Fresh and Free,</i>

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we're joined by our regular contributor

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- Danielle Williams.
- Hi, guys.

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The creator of <i>Get Well Danielle</i>

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and owner of Very Very Vegetable Juices.

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Danielle is getting her
very own TV show next year.

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Such a powerful example

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of what manifestation can bring.

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We really are honored
you're here with us

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one last time to get us
inspired for the new year.

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Okay, why wait till January 1st?

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You can start your health kick

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before the clock hits midnight

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with these wellness cocktails

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with my Very Very Vegetable
holiday blends.

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- Oh!
- Now, guys,

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don't forget to post
your self-love selfies

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of you and your pals
drinking my cocktails

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and tag them ♪GetWellDanielle

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so I can see all
of your beautiful faces.

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Now what is some advice
to start fresh in 2019?

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The holidays make us feel
a little out of control.

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- Hello, third glass of eggnog.
- Oh!

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We might be feeling like

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we aren't in charge of our own lives.

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But you are.

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I am here to remind you that you are.

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<i>And you can do whatever it is</i>

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<i>you set your mind to.</i>

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<i>Now, close your eyes
and repeat after me.</i>

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<i>I control my own destiny.</i>

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I control my own destiny.

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<i>I control what I hold onto.</i>

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I control what I hold onto.

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<i>And I control what I let go of.</i>

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I control what I let go of.

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<i>- I let go of.
- Very good.</i>

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<i>Now, tomorrow is a new day.</i>

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<i>Soon it will be a new year.</i>

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<i>And when the clock strikes 12,</i>

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<i>I want you to become
the new you, the best you,</i>

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<i>the you that you have
always wanted to be</i>

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<i>but have been too afraid to become.</i>

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<i>Don't put it off for a second longer.</i>

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Okay, your mom's gonna be home soon.

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It's time to clean up.

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She is so cool.

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I cannot wait for her new show.

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I wish I was as pretty and cool as her.

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- You are, Kara.
- She's my inspiration!

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When I grow up,
I wanna be just like her.

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Actually, Kara, can you
not jump on the couch?

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I'm really worried
you're gonna hurt yourself.

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But I love myself.

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I am in control of my own destiny.

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I am the princess.

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Okay, I think somebody
had too much sugar.

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Those cookies didn't have sugar,

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they had maple syrup, they're paleo.

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They were Danielle's recipe.

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Kara, can you help me clean up?

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- I cannot believe you're going to spend
- Please?

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New Year's Eve with <i>Get Well Danielle.</i>

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What's she like?

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I don't know, I haven't seen her
for a really long time.

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But you guys were friends
in high school.

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- Yeah.
- Best friends?

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- Yep.
- Wow.

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Did you know she was gonna be
so famous and cool?

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No.

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But you did school plays together.

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That's true.

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Were you good in them?

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Uh, I mean, yeah,

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I thought I was gonna be an actress,

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and I won awards and stuff, so,

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I guess people thought
I was pretty good.

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Why'd you stop acting?

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Is it because of your scar?

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No.

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I just thought that
I wanted to do something

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that would make more
of a difference in the world.

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Then why are you a babysitter?

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<i>Hey guys, I'm Danielle Williams,</i>

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<i>founder of Very Very Vegetables</i>

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<i>and soon-to-be host</i>

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<i>of</i> Get Well Danielle,

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<i>coming to you this spring.</i>

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<i>Make sure you tune in.</i>

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Hello?

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We can coach you.

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And I got the distinct vibe
they were like,

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"We could both fuck you,"

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and I was like, "No, please."

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Oh, my God, I love these boots!

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Oh, I love them!

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Oh, my God, I can't see a thing.

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Oh, my God, Kaela, look.

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Stop, Chloe, will you stop?

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I'm driving.

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Okay.

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- Holy fuck, they're nearly $5,000.
- What?

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What... that's crazy.

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I want them.

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Dude, that's like half a year's rent.

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What... who can afford that?

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Danielle.

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Yeah, well...

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Are you nervous?

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No, why would I be?

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Why? Are you?

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A little.

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No.

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You're fucking kidding me.

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- Shit.
- Again?

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I'm so sorry.

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I just serviced this fucking car.

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I'm about to service your fucking face.

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I'm sorry, okay, let's go.

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You would at least have one for me?

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I'm sorry, I only have one umbrella!

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- Jesus, Kaela!
- Who has two umbrellas?

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Mary-fucking-Poppins! I don't know!

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You see? This is why
we don't buy $5,000 boots.

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- Hey.
- Hi!

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Oh, my gosh, here,
take these, take these.

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Oh, my fucking God.

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It's fucking pouring out there.

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Kaela's shitmobile broke down again.

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Oh, you should have called me,

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I would have come pick you up.

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Um, can you not insult Sadie?

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She's been with me for years.

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Fine, whatever, at least you have a car.

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Whoa, oh, my God.

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Wow, it looks exactly the same here.

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Oh, my God. I love it.

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God, I can't believe your parents

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are selling this place.

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We had so many good times here.

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I don't know, I just...

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it still freaks me out
just thinking about...

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Anyway, who does a girl
have to fuck around here

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to get a drink, hm?

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Hi.

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Oh, she has odd wants today.

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Wait, shouldn't we wait for Danielle?

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You really think she's gonna come?

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Well, she said she would, didn't she?

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What did she say when you texted her?

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She said...

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"That would be so amazing.

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I haven't seen you girls in so long

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and would be gr8," with an eight,

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"to say goodbye to the house.

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Just LMK the deets via email

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and CC my assist

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Hailey@GetWellDanielle.com."

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Ooh, she has an assistant.

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Anyway, I think she'll probably flake.

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I think she'll come.

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Mm.

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Yes, yum-yum-yum-yum-yum.

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Do you have the Champagne?

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I want so much more.

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Oh, my God, did you guys see

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that picture of her and Leo?

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- Who?
- DiCaprio.

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Leonardo DiCaprio, Jesus, Kaela.

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Oh, sorry, I must have missed it.

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What are you sorry about?

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That you missed a picture

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of Danielle and Leonardo DiCaprio?

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- Who cares?
- Oh, my God,

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I care so deeply.

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She's just like hanging out
with Leo now.

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You guys, it's insane,
like, it's amazing.

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Mm, also,

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did you see the announcement
about her show?

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It's coming out in the spring.

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Yeah, well, we'll see about that.

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- Oh, the balloons.
- Yes.

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Oh, no, I didn't even ask you

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how your interview went.

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Oh, um, it...
there's nothing much to tell.

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- It happened.
- Oh, my God,

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you're going back to school.

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Maybe, eventually, you know?

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I'd love to finish my degree,

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maybe go back to grad school
or something.

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That's great.

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Yeah, but this was for a hostess job

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at Eden's Pub.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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I saw the help wanted sign
there the other day.

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I just didn't think
you'd want to work there.

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I don't,

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but I need to pay my student loans

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for the two years of college I did go to

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before I had a nervous breakdown
and dropped out.

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It wasn't a nervous breakdown.

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No, it was.

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You guys, how much money do you think

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Danielle makes in a year?

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I mean, like, if you factor in

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all the free stuff she gets.

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I read somewhere she makes like $200,000

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in passive income alone,

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like just from ads and stuff.

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It's gotta be that much.

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Her house is fucking...

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it's literally my dream home.

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It's like she went into my brain

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and plucked out my dream home

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and showed it to an architect.

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It's insane.

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God, she's gotta be making

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like a million a year, right?

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I really don't know, Chlo.

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I wish I had money.

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I was famous.

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Or both.

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Shit, she came.

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Oh!

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Hey.

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- Danielle, you made it!
- You ready?

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- As I'll ever be.
- We weren't sure I was gonna come.

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Wait, come on in!

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Oh, my God, Chlo!

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- You look amazing.
- Oh, no.

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I feel like a... whatever.

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- Oh, please!
- Anyway, so do you, of course.

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Stop.

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<i>You guys, I am so sorry I'm late,</i>

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<i>it is so rude.</i>

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<i>Lex,</i>

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I am so grateful you invited me tonight.

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I was really dreading whatever, like,

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awful party I was gonna be
dragged to in LA, and...

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This is... this is so much better.

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Yeah, well, we couldn't imagine

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spending the last New Year's
in the house

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without you.

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Aw, thank you.

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Oh, my God.

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You guys, this looks amazing.

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Wow.

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These balloons are so cute.

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Oh, come on,

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I am obsessed
with these number balloons.

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- Right?
- Kaela bought them.

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Yeah, it was... it's nothing,

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they're like from the 99 cent store.

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Of course.

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You always have the best taste, Kaela.

263
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,623
Do you remember my mom used to ask

264
00:16:19,648 --> 00:16:21,342
why I didn't dress more funky like you?

265
00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:23,019
Yeah, that was weird of her.

266
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:25,357
- Right?
- Yeah.

267
00:16:25,358 --> 00:16:27,027
Oh, I brought presents.

268
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,404
- What?
- Oh.

269
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,410
Okay, these are all organic,

270
00:16:31,411 --> 00:16:33,791
all vegan.

271
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,168
Cruelty free.

272
00:16:35,169 --> 00:16:36,630
If you give a shit.

273
00:16:36,631 --> 00:16:39,552
- We do.
- All natural.

274
00:16:39,553 --> 00:16:40,680
Oh, wow.

275
00:16:40,681 --> 00:16:42,689
Esther and Tammy, that's so fancy.

276
00:16:42,714 --> 00:16:45,354
- Well, nothing is too good for my girls.
- Aww, thank you, Danielle.

277
00:16:45,378 --> 00:16:47,526
<i>I think that color will go perfect.</i>

278
00:16:47,527 --> 00:16:49,280
<i>This is making a big splash.</i>

279
00:16:49,281 --> 00:16:51,158
<i>Not out yet, but like bright...</i>

280
00:16:51,159 --> 00:16:53,413
<i>brightens... brightens everything up.</i>

281
00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:54,498
Cool, thanks.

282
00:16:54,499 --> 00:16:56,043
Yeah.

283
00:16:56,044 --> 00:16:57,045
Of course.

284
00:16:57,046 --> 00:16:58,256
Oh, my God, you guys,

285
00:16:58,257 --> 00:16:59,258
can I document this?

286
00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:01,305
- Do you care?
- Sure, yeah.

287
00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:06,063
Jesus, what do I have in here?

288
00:17:06,064 --> 00:17:08,484
It's like a freaking clown car.

289
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:09,988
I'm just gonna be pulling out

290
00:17:09,989 --> 00:17:11,742
like rabbits and ducks.

291
00:17:13,495 --> 00:17:16,877
Okay, everybody scrunch in.

292
00:17:16,878 --> 00:17:17,879
Lex, come on.

293
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,381
- I'll be in the middle.
- Okay.

294
00:17:19,382 --> 00:17:21,887
- Gather 'round.
- All right.

295
00:17:25,604 --> 00:17:27,230
Scrunch in.

296
00:17:27,231 --> 00:17:28,232
Ready?

297
00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:35,080
Oh, shoot, I'm blinking.

298
00:17:35,081 --> 00:17:36,875
One more, okay?

299
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:37,926
Okay.

300
00:17:37,951 --> 00:17:40,131
Everybody say "cheese."

301
00:17:40,132 --> 00:17:42,053
<i>Get Well Danielle.</i>

302
00:17:42,078 --> 00:17:44,405
<i>Get Well Danielle!</i>

303
00:17:48,524 --> 00:17:51,528
Well, I'm just saying
that I just feel like

304
00:17:51,614 --> 00:17:53,471
just because a woman
is involved in something

305
00:17:53,496 --> 00:17:55,206
doesn't make it inherently feminist,

306
00:17:55,231 --> 00:17:56,873
and I think that's something
we have to watch out for,

307
00:17:56,874 --> 00:17:58,251
like you've gotta be aware

308
00:17:58,252 --> 00:18:00,171
that money and this whole machine

309
00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:01,477
co-opts everything, right?

310
00:18:01,502 --> 00:18:03,302
- Okay.
- You guys always just say okay

311
00:18:03,303 --> 00:18:04,688
when you want me to shut up.

312
00:18:04,713 --> 00:18:07,087
- No, I'm with you, Kaela.
- I'm too drunk for this conversation.

313
00:18:07,111 --> 00:18:08,243
Oh, Kaela,

314
00:18:08,268 --> 00:18:10,275
do you mind leaving out the heavy cream?

315
00:18:10,276 --> 00:18:12,523
I'm DF.

316
00:18:12,548 --> 00:18:13,658
DF?

317
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:14,909
Dairy-free.

318
00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:17,038
Wait, you're dairy-free by choice?

319
00:18:17,039 --> 00:18:19,258
Yeah, it's really bad for you.

320
00:18:19,283 --> 00:18:20,785
I do not care.

321
00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:22,633
There's no way I could give up cheese.

322
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:24,335
Ugh, trust me, I know,

323
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,804
I miss cheese so freaking much.

324
00:18:26,829 --> 00:18:29,188
So like how long have you been DF?

325
00:18:29,189 --> 00:18:31,651
Like four years now?

326
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:32,820
Whoa.

327
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:35,227
Yeah, one of my subscribers
sent me a message

328
00:18:35,252 --> 00:18:38,186
saying she had these like
terrible painful boils

329
00:18:38,211 --> 00:18:40,048
- on her head.
- Ew, boils?

330
00:18:40,073 --> 00:18:40,961
Yeah, and she tried

331
00:18:40,962 --> 00:18:42,297
all of these different medicines

332
00:18:42,298 --> 00:18:44,928
- and nothing worked.
- Oh, that's so gross.

333
00:18:44,929 --> 00:18:46,864
It was really fucked up.

334
00:18:46,889 --> 00:18:49,436
And she was like begging me for help.

335
00:18:49,437 --> 00:18:52,652
But she knew you weren't
a doctor though, right?

336
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,196
Yeah, it didn't matter.

337
00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:57,077
She had tried doctors
and nothing was working.

338
00:18:57,078 --> 00:19:00,208
So I did some research and found

339
00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:03,339
that dairy can cause
inflammation issues.

340
00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:05,845
And then I started reading
about all this other, like,

341
00:19:05,846 --> 00:19:09,184
horrible stuff dairy does
to your body and was like,

342
00:19:09,185 --> 00:19:11,926
"Whoa, I should not be eating dairy."

343
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,035
Wow, it sounds like

344
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:15,132
you're really making a difference.

345
00:19:16,868 --> 00:19:20,368
Yeah, I mean, it's totally rewarding,

346
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,237
but, um...

347
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:24,852
it's also a lot of hard work

348
00:19:24,877 --> 00:19:26,524
and a ton of pressure.

349
00:19:26,549 --> 00:19:30,317
Um, you know, sometimes I just wish

350
00:19:30,342 --> 00:19:32,480
I was back here with you guys,

351
00:19:32,545 --> 00:19:35,361
just goofing off like we used to.

352
00:19:35,451 --> 00:19:37,514
Believe me, you don't.

353
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:39,777
Believe me, I do.

354
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:40,978
Well, I think the grass

355
00:19:41,003 --> 00:19:42,500
is always greener, you know?

356
00:19:42,501 --> 00:19:44,408
No, you're right, you're right.

357
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,508
I should be grateful for what I have.

358
00:19:46,509 --> 00:19:48,722
I mean, I am grateful for what I have,

359
00:19:48,723 --> 00:19:50,419
it's just, you know,

360
00:19:50,444 --> 00:19:54,677
it's sometimes so easy to
get accustomed to a new equilibrium

361
00:19:54,702 --> 00:19:57,505
and forget how lucky you are.

362
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,038
Human nature, I guess.

363
00:20:01,039 --> 00:20:03,042
Ah, fuck. Ow.

364
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:06,675
- Shit, are you okay?
- Ah, fuck.

365
00:20:06,676 --> 00:20:08,052
- Mm-mm.
- Here.

366
00:20:08,053 --> 00:20:10,766
- Hey, I'll be fine, I just...
- Are you sure?

367
00:21:03,956 --> 00:21:05,671
Alexis, you are such a good cook.

368
00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:07,087
This all looks so amazing.

369
00:21:07,088 --> 00:21:08,840
- Yeah, thank you, Lex.
- Thank you.

370
00:21:08,841 --> 00:21:10,468
- Smells incredible.
- Thank you.

371
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:11,516
Yummy.

372
00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:15,029
Oh, wait, um, before we start,

373
00:21:15,054 --> 00:21:18,757
uh, would you guys
humor me with something?

374
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:21,323
Yeah, sure.

375
00:21:21,324 --> 00:21:24,205
Okay, I know this is a little corny,

376
00:21:24,230 --> 00:21:26,861
but it is the end
of the year, after all,

377
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,603
and I think it would be
really productive

378
00:21:29,628 --> 00:21:31,977
if we just like went around the table

379
00:21:32,002 --> 00:21:33,571
and celebrated ourselves

380
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:36,434
by acknowledging
our proudest accomplishments

381
00:21:36,435 --> 00:21:37,813
of the year.

382
00:21:40,568 --> 00:21:43,699
I know, it's silly, it's just, you know,

383
00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:46,831
to remind ourselves
of what we're capable of.

384
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:49,543
Yeah, sure, that's nice.

385
00:21:49,544 --> 00:21:51,331
- Yeah?
- Okay.

386
00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:53,444
- You go first.
- I'll go first.

387
00:21:53,469 --> 00:21:55,430
I volunteered, so I'll go first.

388
00:21:55,431 --> 00:21:56,934
All you.

389
00:21:56,935 --> 00:21:58,103
Okay, um,

390
00:21:58,104 --> 00:22:00,942
I guess my proudest
accomplishment this year

391
00:22:00,943 --> 00:22:03,488
would be that I had

392
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,492
a really challenging kid come in,

393
00:22:05,493 --> 00:22:10,460
um, she was deaf and autistic,

394
00:22:10,461 --> 00:22:12,068
and, you know, she has like...

395
00:22:12,257 --> 00:22:14,685
she had a lot of sensory issues.

396
00:22:14,971 --> 00:22:16,974
And, um,

397
00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:19,478
oh, I don't want to get
too mumbo-jumbo-y,

398
00:22:19,479 --> 00:22:21,316
but it was just... it was really...

399
00:22:21,317 --> 00:22:23,222
it's really cool to just...

400
00:22:23,362 --> 00:22:25,992
to watch a person develop so much

401
00:22:25,993 --> 00:22:28,622
over such a short period of time.

402
00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:32,254
So...

403
00:22:32,255 --> 00:22:33,387
Wow.

404
00:22:33,412 --> 00:22:35,887
Kaela, that is incredible.

405
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,141
You definitely put
the rest of us to shame.

406
00:22:38,142 --> 00:22:39,365
- No.
- Oh, yeah.

407
00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:41,982
You are a fucking amazing woman.

408
00:22:41,983 --> 00:22:43,151
Okay, well, thank you,

409
00:22:43,152 --> 00:22:44,487
I don't think so, but,
you know, whatever.

410
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,608
- Someone else, someone else.
- Well, I think you are.

411
00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:48,208
Chlo?

412
00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:49,664
- Whatever you want.
- All right, well, okay,

413
00:22:49,665 --> 00:22:50,917
even though my mom's sick

414
00:22:50,918 --> 00:22:53,254
and I don't have a job and I'm broke

415
00:22:53,255 --> 00:22:56,177
and I've been on over 200 internet dates

416
00:22:56,178 --> 00:22:57,764
and I still don't have a boyfriend,

417
00:22:57,765 --> 00:22:59,643
I didn't fucking kill myself this year,

418
00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:01,229
so cheers to that, huh?

419
00:23:06,532 --> 00:23:07,659
I'm kidding.

420
00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:09,621
Oh, my God, Danielle, I'm joking.

421
00:23:13,003 --> 00:23:17,428
Okay, well, all jokes aside, um...

422
00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:20,305
it seems like you're actually
really hurting, Chlo,

423
00:23:20,936 --> 00:23:22,928
and I want you to know

424
00:23:22,953 --> 00:23:25,532
that I'm here for you
if you ever need me.

425
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:27,782
Thank you.

426
00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:29,912
- I love you.
- I love you.

427
00:23:32,292 --> 00:23:33,544
Lex?

428
00:23:34,588 --> 00:23:38,219
Um, well, as Chloe and Kaela know,

429
00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:39,597
this year was actually

430
00:23:39,598 --> 00:23:41,434
especially challenging for me.

431
00:23:41,435 --> 00:23:43,021
Fuck.

432
00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:44,064
I'm sorry.

433
00:23:44,065 --> 00:23:46,194
Is it... is it something

434
00:23:46,195 --> 00:23:47,948
you want to share or...?

435
00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:54,586
Just a lot of, you know, um... regrets?

436
00:23:56,215 --> 00:23:58,594
Feeling like I didn't live my best life.

437
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,151
I wasted a lot of time.

438
00:24:02,227 --> 00:24:03,687
I don't know, I... I just had

439
00:24:03,688 --> 00:24:06,818
all these um, hopes
and dreams and visions,

440
00:24:06,819 --> 00:24:09,115
but I just, um...

441
00:24:11,245 --> 00:24:12,579
Yeah, so,

442
00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:15,796
I didn't actually accomplish
a lot this year.

443
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:18,634
Actually, for a lot of years.

444
00:24:20,596 --> 00:24:22,304
I feel like I've
kind of been bogged down

445
00:24:22,329 --> 00:24:23,832
by the past.

446
00:24:23,955 --> 00:24:26,280
Holding onto things that really I...

447
00:24:26,734 --> 00:24:28,757
I should have let go of.

448
00:24:29,364 --> 00:24:30,701
So...

449
00:24:32,579 --> 00:24:33,998
Anyway, um,

450
00:24:33,999 --> 00:24:35,625
I know it's almost the end of the year,

451
00:24:35,626 --> 00:24:37,129
but I really feel

452
00:24:37,130 --> 00:24:40,405
like my biggest accomplishments
have yet to come.

453
00:24:44,269 --> 00:24:47,274
Wow, Lex.

454
00:24:47,275 --> 00:24:49,654
I loved that.

455
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:53,161
Yes, there is always more time,
so cheers.

456
00:24:53,162 --> 00:24:55,666
- Cheers.
- Cheers to us!

457
00:25:07,148 --> 00:25:09,401
Ha, wait, where were you?

458
00:25:09,402 --> 00:25:11,614
I was watching <i>Waiting for Guffman.</i>

459
00:25:11,615 --> 00:25:14,523
- What?
- Yeah, I had no idea that was going on.

460
00:25:14,548 --> 00:25:16,792
Did you... he jizzed in his pants?

461
00:25:16,793 --> 00:25:18,252
Yeah, dude, it was crazy.

462
00:25:18,253 --> 00:25:19,421
He like... he went in to kiss me

463
00:25:19,422 --> 00:25:22,052
and then he was like ugh,
and he backed up.

464
00:25:22,053 --> 00:25:23,931
And I was like, "What's happening?"

465
00:25:23,932 --> 00:25:25,266
And like he just didn't want me

466
00:25:25,267 --> 00:25:26,310
anywhere near his crotch.

467
00:25:26,311 --> 00:25:27,814
And then I realized it was because

468
00:25:27,815 --> 00:25:30,318
he had jizzed in his pants.

469
00:25:30,319 --> 00:25:32,699
I can't believe you never told me that.

470
00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,326
Did you guys know that?

471
00:25:34,327 --> 00:25:35,453
Yeah.

472
00:25:37,835 --> 00:25:40,213
Teenage boys are so weird.

473
00:25:40,214 --> 00:25:41,340
So gross.

474
00:25:41,341 --> 00:25:42,844
Lex, do you remember the night

475
00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:44,596
that you were making out
with Noah Spivak

476
00:25:44,597 --> 00:25:46,183
and I like crawled across the floor

477
00:25:46,184 --> 00:25:48,814
- and unplugged the light?
- Yes, I do.

478
00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:50,776
Wait, was the same night he said "VJ"?

479
00:25:50,777 --> 00:25:51,903
- Yes.
- Oh, my God,

480
00:25:51,904 --> 00:25:53,322
I'd bet you'd feel really good

481
00:25:53,323 --> 00:25:55,201
if you let me touch your VJ.

482
00:25:55,202 --> 00:25:56,454
Who says thats...

483
00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:57,581
It's so gross.

484
00:25:57,582 --> 00:25:58,804
Wait, is vagina spelled with a J?

485
00:25:58,828 --> 00:26:00,545
Have I been spelling it
wrong my whole life?

486
00:26:00,546 --> 00:26:01,694
- No.
- I feel like...

487
00:26:01,719 --> 00:26:04,971
Wait, so... so, did he touch your VJ?

488
00:26:04,972 --> 00:26:06,474
Um, not that night.

489
00:26:06,475 --> 00:26:07,559
I think I had my period.

490
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,671
Also there was a girl
crawling around on the floor

491
00:26:09,696 --> 00:26:11,437
unplugging lights.

492
00:26:11,462 --> 00:26:14,448
You're welcome,
I was trying to set the mood.

493
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:17,997
- I loved Noah.
- Oh, my God,

494
00:26:17,998 --> 00:26:19,500
you were so obsessed with him.

495
00:26:19,501 --> 00:26:21,212
He was very cute.

496
00:26:23,907 --> 00:26:25,288
Okay, whose turn is it?

497
00:26:25,313 --> 00:26:26,848
Wait, okay, what about you, Kaela?

498
00:26:26,849 --> 00:26:28,977
I feel like I know nothing
about your love life.

499
00:26:28,978 --> 00:26:30,480
Oh, she's hot and heavy with someone.

500
00:26:30,481 --> 00:26:31,500
Shut up.

501
00:26:31,525 --> 00:26:33,791
What's his name?

502
00:26:34,447 --> 00:26:37,424
It's a woman, actually.

503
00:26:37,746 --> 00:26:39,456
Her name's Frankie.

504
00:26:39,457 --> 00:26:42,212
Oh, my God, that's amazing.

505
00:26:42,213 --> 00:26:45,009
I didn't know you were into girls.

506
00:26:45,010 --> 00:26:47,264
Yeah, yeah, I am.

507
00:26:47,265 --> 00:26:48,892
Um... I mean,

508
00:26:48,893 --> 00:26:51,397
I... I was in high school too,

509
00:26:51,398 --> 00:26:53,902
I was just too scared to come out.

510
00:26:53,903 --> 00:26:56,490
I'm sorry.

511
00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:59,013
- How'd you guys meet?
- At work.

512
00:26:59,038 --> 00:27:00,666
She works in the pediatric department,

513
00:27:00,667 --> 00:27:01,918
so, yeah,

514
00:27:01,919 --> 00:27:03,629
it's been almost a year now.

515
00:27:03,630 --> 00:27:05,425
Oh, actually, I didn't
even tell you guys this.

516
00:27:05,426 --> 00:27:07,754
We are gonna move in together
when her lease is up.

517
00:27:07,779 --> 00:27:09,567
- Oh, shit, that's awesome.
- Congratulations.

518
00:27:09,591 --> 00:27:10,895
Oh, my God, that's amazing!

519
00:27:10,896 --> 00:27:13,024
We were just talking
about like the new year

520
00:27:13,025 --> 00:27:14,401
and like goals and stuff,

521
00:27:14,402 --> 00:27:17,742
- and it makes sense, bec...
- Wait, save it.

522
00:27:17,743 --> 00:27:19,370
I have a really good idea.

523
00:27:20,414 --> 00:27:22,592
Hey, guys, it's Danielle.

524
00:27:22,617 --> 00:27:24,923
I'm here with my high school besties

525
00:27:24,924 --> 00:27:28,012
and we were just talking about
New Year's resolutions.

526
00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:30,146
This is Kaela.

527
00:27:30,171 --> 00:27:31,560
Okay, what are your resolutions?

528
00:27:31,561 --> 00:27:32,638
Okay, you know what,

529
00:27:32,663 --> 00:27:34,776
I would like to spend more time outside,

530
00:27:34,777 --> 00:27:35,903
less time on my phone.

531
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:38,909
I feel like I spend like my entire life
staring at a screen.

532
00:27:38,910 --> 00:27:40,704
And you know what,
I really want to be better

533
00:27:40,729 --> 00:27:42,165
about helping people, you know,

534
00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:43,292
with all the stuff that's going on

535
00:27:43,293 --> 00:27:44,955
in the world right now,
I just feel like...

536
00:27:44,979 --> 00:27:46,590
Wait, shit.

537
00:27:46,591 --> 00:27:47,843
We need to start over.

538
00:27:47,844 --> 00:27:50,223
We try not to get like too political,

539
00:27:50,224 --> 00:27:52,060
'cause it tends to bum people out

540
00:27:52,061 --> 00:27:53,939
or can alienate anyone

541
00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:55,566
that doesn't have my same politics.

542
00:27:55,567 --> 00:27:59,591
Um, maybe just like
stick to your love life.

543
00:27:59,616 --> 00:28:00,677
- Okay.
- Yeah,

544
00:28:00,702 --> 00:28:02,077
we're just gonna start over.

545
00:28:03,542 --> 00:28:05,586
Hey, guys, it's Danielle.

546
00:28:05,587 --> 00:28:07,967
I'm here with my high school besties

547
00:28:07,968 --> 00:28:11,538
and we were just talking
about New Year's resolutions.

548
00:28:11,563 --> 00:28:13,453
Okay, what's your resolution?

549
00:28:13,478 --> 00:28:17,869
Um, to... to maintain

550
00:28:17,894 --> 00:28:21,076
healthy lines of communication
with my girlfriend

551
00:28:21,077 --> 00:28:26,253
and to tell her
that I love her every day.

552
00:28:26,254 --> 00:28:28,759
Oh, so sweet.

553
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,597
I told you guys she was a sweetheart.

554
00:28:31,598 --> 00:28:33,476
Okay, Chloe.

555
00:28:33,477 --> 00:28:34,979
- What are your resolutions?
- Hi.

556
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:37,860
Okay, lose 10 pounds, get a boyfriend,

557
00:28:37,861 --> 00:28:40,741
and to move out of my mom's house.

558
00:28:40,742 --> 00:28:43,370
Ugh, you can do it, Chlo.

559
00:28:43,371 --> 00:28:45,876
Okay, last but not least,

560
00:28:45,877 --> 00:28:48,380
my bestie from the nestie,

561
00:28:48,381 --> 00:28:50,510
Alexis.

562
00:28:50,511 --> 00:28:52,765
No.

563
00:28:52,766 --> 00:28:54,267
Come on.

564
00:28:54,268 --> 00:28:55,603
Say something.

565
00:28:55,604 --> 00:28:57,492
It'll go out to a million followers.

566
00:28:57,517 --> 00:28:59,236
You'll inspire them with your words.

567
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,530
I really don't want to.

568
00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:03,995
Well, she didn't used
to be this camera shy.

569
00:29:03,996 --> 00:29:05,666
Come on, what do you want?

570
00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:09,548
Uh, health, relationship, career?

571
00:29:09,549 --> 00:29:12,011
I mean, don't you have any goals?

572
00:29:12,012 --> 00:29:14,015
Seriously, stop.

573
00:29:14,016 --> 00:29:15,143
Come on, Lex,

574
00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:17,272
just let the world see
your beautiful face.

575
00:29:17,273 --> 00:29:20,296
Tell them about your hopes
and your dreams for the future.

576
00:29:20,321 --> 00:29:22,742
They're dying to hear from you.

577
00:29:22,784 --> 00:29:24,311
Come on, what?

578
00:29:24,336 --> 00:29:26,781
What? Come on, Lexie.

579
00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:29,225
Come on. Come on, Alexis.

580
00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:30,627
Come on.

581
00:29:30,675 --> 00:29:31,926
Come on.

582
00:29:31,927 --> 00:29:35,057
<i>Come on, come on, come on.</i>

583
00:29:35,058 --> 00:29:36,059
<i>Come on, tell them.</i>

584
00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:37,061
<i>Come on, Alexis.</i>

585
00:29:37,062 --> 00:29:38,690
<i>Show the world your beautiful face.</i>

586
00:29:38,691 --> 00:29:42,030
Get that fucking camera
out of my face, Danielle!

587
00:29:46,539 --> 00:29:47,958
Wha...

588
00:29:47,959 --> 00:29:51,066
What the hell, Alexis? I was...

589
00:29:51,129 --> 00:29:53,427
I was just trying to include you.

590
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,948
I'll go check the fuse box.

591
00:30:15,597 --> 00:30:16,850
Yikes.

592
00:30:18,353 --> 00:30:21,734
I... thought the window
was gonna shatter

593
00:30:21,735 --> 00:30:24,709
and my phone was gonna be
totally screwed.

594
00:30:25,372 --> 00:30:28,294
I'm still shaking.

595
00:30:28,373 --> 00:30:30,001
Yeah, um, Alexis's parents

596
00:30:30,002 --> 00:30:32,505
had the whole place
like hermetically sealed

597
00:30:32,506 --> 00:30:36,472
after the accident and... or whatever.

598
00:31:19,793 --> 00:31:20,974
Fuck...

599
00:31:22,147 --> 00:31:24,777
Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.

600
00:31:24,778 --> 00:31:28,117
Um... I just wanted to come down here

601
00:31:28,118 --> 00:31:30,287
and say I'm...

602
00:31:30,288 --> 00:31:31,540
I'm really sorry, I...

603
00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:34,880
I had no idea you hadn't been back
since the accident.

604
00:31:34,881 --> 00:31:37,541
That must be really hard for you.

605
00:31:37,812 --> 00:31:39,147
And, look,

606
00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:41,143
I know I haven't seen you in a while,

607
00:31:41,144 --> 00:31:42,896
and, I don't know,

608
00:31:42,897 --> 00:31:44,498
maybe things feel weird

609
00:31:44,523 --> 00:31:47,405
because you only get this idea of me
from my videos,

610
00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:49,952
but it's just me.

611
00:31:49,953 --> 00:31:52,516
Like, seriously, Lex, it's me.

612
00:31:52,541 --> 00:31:54,929
The same girl who you went
to electrolysis with

613
00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:58,218
to get her chin hair zapped off.

614
00:31:58,219 --> 00:32:00,932
Same girl who you'd go
into food comas with

615
00:32:00,933 --> 00:32:03,562
every Friday night because no one wanted

616
00:32:03,563 --> 00:32:05,524
to hang out with us.

617
00:32:05,525 --> 00:32:07,069
Oh, my...

618
00:32:07,070 --> 00:32:08,238
Do you remember that?

619
00:32:08,263 --> 00:32:09,532
- Yeah.
- What did we call it?

620
00:32:09,533 --> 00:32:11,469
Oh, my gosh, uh, <i>Chef's Express.</i>

621
00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:13,623
Mm-hm.

622
00:32:13,648 --> 00:32:15,985
I think about you all the time.

623
00:32:16,047 --> 00:32:18,843
And you're my best friend.

624
00:32:18,844 --> 00:32:21,039
You've known me longer than anyone,

625
00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:23,352
you've seen parts of me no one else has,

626
00:32:23,353 --> 00:32:24,730
like, literally,

627
00:32:24,731 --> 00:32:27,318
you checked my butt for hemorrhoids.

628
00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:30,992
And there's no one else

629
00:32:30,993 --> 00:32:33,919
who I'd rather ring
the new year in with.

630
00:32:34,395 --> 00:32:37,406
I'm so grateful
you invited me back here.

631
00:32:38,383 --> 00:32:43,851
And you're just such
an amazing, strong woman,

632
00:32:43,852 --> 00:32:47,589
and I admire you so much.

633
00:32:48,319 --> 00:32:51,057
I'm so proud of who you've become.

634
00:32:57,755 --> 00:33:00,122
Let's just fucking party.

635
00:33:01,262 --> 00:33:03,140
That's my girl!

636
00:33:04,268 --> 00:33:07,650
It's almost 12 and
we are not nearly drunk enough.

637
00:33:09,254 --> 00:33:10,507
Come on.

638
00:33:12,845 --> 00:33:14,574
Okay, ladies,

639
00:33:14,599 --> 00:33:18,341
there is only one more hour
left in 2018,

640
00:33:18,379 --> 00:33:21,459
- so that means no more phones.
- No!

641
00:33:21,484 --> 00:33:23,555
Just us gals.

642
00:33:23,556 --> 00:33:26,490
We are going to celebrate.

643
00:33:27,842 --> 00:33:33,033
Because this year is going to be
our best year yet.

644
00:33:33,034 --> 00:33:34,285
We deserve it.

645
00:33:34,286 --> 00:33:38,418
To more, more, more, and more.

646
00:33:39,923 --> 00:33:42,059
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, God, no.

647
00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:44,138
Eighth grade recital!

648
00:33:44,139 --> 00:33:45,642
Do you guys remember this dance?

649
00:33:45,643 --> 00:33:47,061
Yes, you made us do it so many times.

650
00:33:47,062 --> 00:33:49,942
We are doing it again,
we're doing it again.

651
00:33:49,943 --> 00:33:52,782
Right now, right now. Yes, we are.

652
00:33:52,783 --> 00:33:53,825
- I'm not.
- Get up.

653
00:33:53,826 --> 00:33:56,162
We need the whole gang, whole gang.

654
00:33:56,163 --> 00:33:58,167
- We have to do it, you have to do it.
- Everybody.

655
00:33:58,168 --> 00:33:59,837
<i>♪ I have myself to blame ♪</i>

656
00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:01,423
Seven, eight.

657
00:34:01,424 --> 00:34:04,303
<i>♪ You can buy your hair
if it won't grow ♪</i>

658
00:34:04,304 --> 00:34:06,809
<i>♪ You can fix your nose if he says so ♪</i>

659
00:34:06,810 --> 00:34:11,025
<i>♪ You can buy all the makeup
that MAC can make ♪</i>

660
00:34:11,026 --> 00:34:15,117
<i>♪ But if you can't look inside you ♪</i>

661
00:34:15,118 --> 00:34:17,664
<i>♪ Find out who am I to ♪</i>

662
00:34:17,665 --> 00:34:19,877
<i>♪ Be in the position that make me ♪</i>

663
00:34:19,878 --> 00:34:23,616
<i>♪ Feel so damn unpretty ♪</i>

664
00:34:25,430 --> 00:34:29,102
<i>♪ Yeah, I'll make you
feel unpretty too ♪</i>

665
00:34:42,589 --> 00:34:44,331
<i>Okay, oh, okay. You go, your turn.</i>

666
00:34:44,356 --> 00:34:46,347
<i>All right, never have I ever...</i>

667
00:34:48,685 --> 00:34:50,020
Huh. Uh...

668
00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:53,443
- Come on.
- Never have I ever...

669
00:34:53,444 --> 00:34:57,034
Never have I ever taken
turns in Palm Springs.

670
00:34:57,035 --> 00:34:59,185
- How 'bout that?
- Oh, fuck you.

671
00:34:59,210 --> 00:35:01,710
Wait, what the hell is "taking turns"?

672
00:35:01,711 --> 00:35:03,433
It's a threesome where it's like

673
00:35:03,458 --> 00:35:05,551
what Chloe calls her
<i>Palm Springs</i> Threesome.

674
00:35:05,552 --> 00:35:06,720
- What?
- Yeah.

675
00:35:06,721 --> 00:35:08,348
Yeah, no, it's not exactly a threesome,

676
00:35:08,349 --> 00:35:09,852
it's more like, um,

677
00:35:09,853 --> 00:35:11,229
well, taking turns.

678
00:35:11,230 --> 00:35:14,110
Like sleeping with one guy
and then another?

679
00:35:14,111 --> 00:35:15,571
Mm-hm. Exactly, yeah.

680
00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:16,614
It's not just fucking,

681
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:18,118
like they take turns going down on me.

682
00:35:18,119 --> 00:35:20,455
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah, no, it's fine,

683
00:35:20,456 --> 00:35:22,490
it's very polite, if you ask me.

684
00:35:22,515 --> 00:35:26,121
Okay, did you know these guys
before you took turns?

685
00:35:26,146 --> 00:35:28,263
- Sort of.
- Oh, come on!

686
00:35:28,264 --> 00:35:30,535
Chloe, you have to tell the full story.

687
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,731
Okay, okay, so we call
this guy The Nodder.

688
00:35:32,732 --> 00:35:35,068
- The Nodder?
- Tell her, tell her.

689
00:35:35,069 --> 00:35:37,197
Okay, so I was on

690
00:35:37,198 --> 00:35:38,595
a birthday trip with some friends,

691
00:35:38,620 --> 00:35:40,078
and we rented this house.

692
00:35:40,079 --> 00:35:42,249
And I had started hooking up
with this one guy.

693
00:35:42,250 --> 00:35:43,376
He was like a friend of a friend.

694
00:35:43,377 --> 00:35:45,088
- Right.
- But then this other guy

695
00:35:45,089 --> 00:35:46,132
came into the room,

696
00:35:46,157 --> 00:35:47,343
and we were like getting going,

697
00:35:47,344 --> 00:35:48,971
and he kind of just stood in the door.

698
00:35:48,972 --> 00:35:50,223
- Wow.
- You know, just watching.

699
00:35:50,224 --> 00:35:52,553
And then he kind of
came a little closer.

700
00:35:52,578 --> 00:35:54,106
And then he sat on the edge of the bed,

701
00:35:54,107 --> 00:35:55,652
and then I kind of looked at him

702
00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:57,029
and he nodded at me.

703
00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:58,658
And I nodded back at him.

704
00:35:58,659 --> 00:36:01,287
And then I nodded at the guy
I was in bed with.

705
00:36:01,288 --> 00:36:02,874
And then he nodded back at me.

706
00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:06,297
And then it sort of just happened.

707
00:36:06,298 --> 00:36:07,383
Wow.

708
00:36:08,804 --> 00:36:11,015
Isn't that crazy?

709
00:36:11,016 --> 00:36:12,518
I still don't understand

710
00:36:12,519 --> 00:36:15,148
how everyone knew that a nod means sex.

711
00:36:15,149 --> 00:36:16,860
What the fuck else
is it supposed to mean?

712
00:36:16,861 --> 00:36:18,279
- Hello?
- Thank you!

713
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,908
But when you're naked,
it's pretty obvious.

714
00:36:20,933 --> 00:36:22,413
I mean, it's kind of like
code for like...

715
00:36:22,414 --> 00:36:24,751
- Let me get in there.
- Yeah, let me get in there.

716
00:36:24,752 --> 00:36:25,920
Wow.

717
00:36:25,921 --> 00:36:26,922
- Isn't that wild?
- Never gets old.

718
00:36:26,923 --> 00:36:29,051
Anyway, okay, um...

719
00:36:29,052 --> 00:36:31,723
Never have I ever...

720
00:36:32,685 --> 00:36:35,134
Peed my pants at junior prom.

721
00:36:35,189 --> 00:36:37,777
- No one even noticed that!
- You!

722
00:36:37,778 --> 00:36:38,946
So it didn't count.

723
00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:40,407
Actually, thanks to you guys.

724
00:36:40,408 --> 00:36:42,411
- Yeah, right, you're welcome.
- No, Mr. Yarnelle, you remember?

725
00:36:42,412 --> 00:36:43,455
Oh, my God.

726
00:36:43,456 --> 00:36:44,666
There has been a spill.

727
00:36:44,667 --> 00:36:45,710
Everyone, I repeat,

728
00:36:45,711 --> 00:36:47,839
there has been a spill
by the punch bowl.

729
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,175
He was so fucking weird.

730
00:36:49,176 --> 00:36:50,343
- I feel bad for him.
- Why?

731
00:36:50,344 --> 00:36:51,722
Because he seemed like a lonely guy.

732
00:36:51,723 --> 00:36:54,811
Okay, never have I ever

733
00:36:54,812 --> 00:36:56,838
forgotten to brush my teeth.

734
00:36:56,863 --> 00:36:58,281
What?

735
00:36:58,319 --> 00:36:59,946
So boring.

736
00:37:01,573 --> 00:37:02,945
Whatever, okay.

737
00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:04,057
Everyone should be drinking,

738
00:37:04,081 --> 00:37:05,207
you've all forgotten
to brush your teeth.

739
00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:06,459
- Yeah, I know.
- I haven't.

740
00:37:06,460 --> 00:37:08,588
But I knew you wouldn't drink at all
if we didn't do some PG ones.

741
00:37:08,589 --> 00:37:10,092
- That's true.
- I've done stuff.

742
00:37:10,093 --> 00:37:11,678
- Like what?
- Well, it's not my turn,

743
00:37:11,679 --> 00:37:14,308
so I don't have to say,
but I'm just saying I've done stuff.

744
00:37:14,309 --> 00:37:16,104
- Reading and knitting.
- Whatever.

745
00:37:17,983 --> 00:37:19,464
I have a really good one.

746
00:37:19,465 --> 00:37:21,390
Never have I ever

747
00:37:21,537 --> 00:37:25,044
hooked up with a celebrity.

748
00:37:41,196 --> 00:37:42,239
Who?

749
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,345
Who?

750
00:37:43,370 --> 00:37:45,872
Who? Who? Who? Who?

751
00:37:45,873 --> 00:37:48,001
- Who?
- Danielle, fucking tell us.

752
00:37:48,002 --> 00:37:49,740
I signed an NDA.

753
00:37:49,765 --> 00:37:54,096
I literally,
legally cannot tell you who.

754
00:37:54,097 --> 00:37:55,390
Are you fucking kidding me?

755
00:37:55,391 --> 00:37:57,115
It's us, who the fuck are we gonna tell?

756
00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:58,396
We only know each other.

757
00:37:58,397 --> 00:37:59,813
Fucking tell me, please, please.

758
00:37:59,838 --> 00:38:01,352
Just a hint, a little one, please.

759
00:38:01,377 --> 00:38:03,258
- Please.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.

760
00:38:03,283 --> 00:38:05,846
- A tiny hint.
- Okay.

761
00:38:06,246 --> 00:38:13,133
Electric... caaarrrss.

762
00:38:13,177 --> 00:38:14,261
Electric cars.

763
00:38:14,262 --> 00:38:16,390
Holy shit.

764
00:38:16,391 --> 00:38:19,146
He is like the richest man
in the entire world.

765
00:38:19,147 --> 00:38:21,025
- He is?
- Yes!

766
00:38:21,026 --> 00:38:22,862
How did you meet him?

767
00:38:22,863 --> 00:38:25,617
- He called me.
- Wait, what?

768
00:38:25,618 --> 00:38:27,621
I know, it was crazy.

769
00:38:27,622 --> 00:38:30,126
Um, I was sitting on the toilet

770
00:38:30,127 --> 00:38:31,672
clipping my toenails,

771
00:38:31,673 --> 00:38:35,270
and I got this call.

772
00:38:35,304 --> 00:38:37,557
- Like from an assistant?
- No, directly.

773
00:38:37,558 --> 00:38:40,313
What, he just called you on the phone?

774
00:38:40,314 --> 00:38:42,025
Yeah, I guess, um,

775
00:38:42,026 --> 00:38:45,448
he got my number from my manager and...

776
00:38:45,449 --> 00:38:47,954
Okay, wait, okay,
so he just called you on the phone

777
00:38:47,955 --> 00:38:50,960
and asked you if
you wanted to hook up or?

778
00:38:50,961 --> 00:38:52,964
No, he didn't ask me
if I wanted to hook up.

779
00:38:52,965 --> 00:38:56,095
He's like 45. He asked me out.

780
00:38:56,096 --> 00:38:58,182
Oh. Thank God.

781
00:38:58,183 --> 00:38:59,470
How did he even find out about you?

782
00:38:59,494 --> 00:39:01,789
Same way everyone else does.

783
00:39:01,814 --> 00:39:03,171
Get the fuck out of here.

784
00:39:03,196 --> 00:39:05,823
He watches your videos?

785
00:39:05,824 --> 00:39:07,534
Are you kidding?

786
00:39:07,535 --> 00:39:08,788
What?

787
00:39:09,707 --> 00:39:13,384
He just seems so... smart.

788
00:39:14,215 --> 00:39:15,216
I know, right,

789
00:39:15,217 --> 00:39:17,616
I mean, he's not the first person

790
00:39:17,641 --> 00:39:20,171
who I would think is a fan,

791
00:39:20,196 --> 00:39:23,107
but this actor who I,
like, give juices to

792
00:39:23,108 --> 00:39:24,318
is a mutual friend,

793
00:39:24,319 --> 00:39:26,865
and I guess he showed him my videos.

794
00:39:26,866 --> 00:39:30,992
Wait, okay, so the actor friend,
is that Leo?

795
00:39:31,017 --> 00:39:32,898
It's Leonardo, isn't it?

796
00:39:33,949 --> 00:39:35,131
It's Leo, did you sleep with Leo?

797
00:39:35,132 --> 00:39:36,369
- You're obsessed.
- Danielle,

798
00:39:36,394 --> 00:39:38,142
- did you sleep with Leo?
- No! Okay, you know what,

799
00:39:38,166 --> 00:39:39,300
let's just get back to the game.

800
00:39:39,324 --> 00:39:40,810
Don't tell me you have
some fucking bullshit NDA

801
00:39:40,811 --> 00:39:42,248
- with him too.
- I did not sleep with Leo.

802
00:39:42,272 --> 00:39:43,974
Okay, but you're friends
with him, right?

803
00:39:43,999 --> 00:39:45,986
- Like you're tight?
- Yeah, I mean kind of.

804
00:39:45,987 --> 00:39:48,116
- He likes my juices.
- I bet he does.

805
00:39:48,117 --> 00:39:50,746
Ew, that is so gross.

806
00:39:50,747 --> 00:39:52,476
This is insane!

807
00:39:52,501 --> 00:39:53,664
Okay, so where did he take you?

808
00:39:53,688 --> 00:39:55,130
I just told you
I never went out with him.

809
00:39:55,131 --> 00:39:57,718
No, she's talking
about Mr. Electric Car.

810
00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:59,918
Oh, um...

811
00:40:00,141 --> 00:40:04,152
Well, it wasn't exactly like a date.

812
00:40:04,374 --> 00:40:06,752
Okay, this is like
pulling teeth, Danielle.

813
00:40:06,777 --> 00:40:08,229
Jesus Christ, you better dish.

814
00:40:08,254 --> 00:40:09,868
I'm gonna fucking kill you.

815
00:40:09,869 --> 00:40:11,412
There's not much to tell.

816
00:40:11,413 --> 00:40:13,899
It was brief and...

817
00:40:14,043 --> 00:40:17,461
I don't... I don't know, kinda weird.

818
00:40:17,550 --> 00:40:19,469
How was it weird?

819
00:40:21,558 --> 00:40:23,770
Okay, you guys, I'm like really
not supposed to talk about this.

820
00:40:23,771 --> 00:40:26,025
Yeah, come on, guys,
if she doesn't want to talk about it,

821
00:40:26,026 --> 00:40:27,862
- she doesn't have to talk about it.
- Oh, come on.

822
00:40:27,863 --> 00:40:30,158
- If she says she can't talk about it...
- Kaela, give me a break.

823
00:40:30,159 --> 00:40:31,786
She can't just like drop
that she's fucking

824
00:40:31,787 --> 00:40:33,826
the king of Silicon Valley,
and expect us to be like,

825
00:40:33,850 --> 00:40:35,037
"Oh, okay, we'll just drop it."

826
00:40:35,061 --> 00:40:36,535
She can because, guys,
we're playing a game.

827
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:37,757
Let's just get back to the game.

828
00:40:37,758 --> 00:40:38,833
- I'll take my turn again.
- All right.

829
00:40:38,857 --> 00:40:40,428
- Okay, so, never have I ever...
- All right, all right, all right.

830
00:40:40,429 --> 00:40:41,890
No, this is the game, Kaela.

831
00:40:41,891 --> 00:40:43,142
We're supposed to talk about

832
00:40:43,143 --> 00:40:44,394
the experiences that come up.

833
00:40:44,395 --> 00:40:46,312
It's the whole fucking point.

834
00:40:46,987 --> 00:40:49,257
Danielle's the one who's not playing it.

835
00:40:50,282 --> 00:40:53,330
Do you not understand
the concept of an NDA?

836
00:40:55,084 --> 00:40:56,418
I guess we're just too provincial

837
00:40:56,419 --> 00:40:59,341
to understand such
sophisticated concepts.

838
00:40:59,342 --> 00:41:01,178
Okay, let's take a break.

839
00:41:01,179 --> 00:41:03,224
- Let's all just...
- No, it's fucking bullshit.

840
00:41:03,225 --> 00:41:04,665
I thought we were your best friends.

841
00:41:04,690 --> 00:41:06,033
I mean, who do you think
we're gonna tell?

842
00:41:06,057 --> 00:41:07,337
Nobody gives a shit what you did

843
00:41:07,362 --> 00:41:08,704
with Mr. Electric Car anyway.

844
00:41:08,729 --> 00:41:09,821
Well, you could have fooled me.

845
00:41:09,822 --> 00:41:11,700
Just play the fucking game!

846
00:41:17,671 --> 00:41:20,091
We spent a long weekend together.

847
00:41:21,846 --> 00:41:23,598
Hm.

848
00:41:23,599 --> 00:41:25,059
Yeah?

849
00:41:25,060 --> 00:41:26,604
And what?

850
00:41:26,605 --> 00:41:28,441
He picked you up in a limo?

851
00:41:28,442 --> 00:41:31,704
He sent a car for me, yeah.

852
00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:33,869
And?

853
00:41:34,997 --> 00:41:37,960
- Then what?
- Then he took me on his private plane.

854
00:41:41,009 --> 00:41:42,510
And then...

855
00:41:42,511 --> 00:41:45,600
we flew to his island in Greece

856
00:41:45,601 --> 00:41:47,655
and spent the weekend.

857
00:41:48,983 --> 00:41:50,360
That's it.

858
00:41:54,703 --> 00:41:58,048
So, let me get this straight,

859
00:41:58,126 --> 00:42:01,227
a limo picked you up
and took you to a plane.

860
00:42:02,009 --> 00:42:04,773
Inside said plane was a perfect stranger

861
00:42:04,798 --> 00:42:06,188
who took you to his private island,

862
00:42:06,212 --> 00:42:07,195
fucked you,

863
00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:09,673
and then you never heard from him again.

864
00:42:10,109 --> 00:42:11,276
Lex, I think that's enough.

865
00:42:11,277 --> 00:42:12,780
Does that sound about right, Danielle?

866
00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:14,415
Let's move on.

867
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:18,071
So you're a whore, basically.

868
00:42:21,381 --> 00:42:23,008
My turn.

869
00:42:23,009 --> 00:42:24,636
Never have I ever

870
00:42:24,637 --> 00:42:27,888
bullied a perfectly
sweet and innocent girl

871
00:42:28,771 --> 00:42:31,232
until she committed suicide.

872
00:42:50,690 --> 00:42:52,192
Drink, Danielle.

873
00:42:52,193 --> 00:42:53,444
Fucking drink.

874
00:42:54,536 --> 00:42:56,158
Fucking drink.

875
00:42:58,706 --> 00:43:00,166
Admit what you did, Danielle.

876
00:43:00,167 --> 00:43:01,711
Admit you tortured Kelsey

877
00:43:01,712 --> 00:43:03,339
until she jumped out of a window.

878
00:43:03,340 --> 00:43:05,176
It wasn't a fucking accident.

879
00:43:05,177 --> 00:43:07,347
Admit it, you fucking bitch.

880
00:43:10,688 --> 00:43:14,647
Ten, nine, eight, seven,

881
00:43:14,672 --> 00:43:18,438
six, five, four, three,

882
00:43:18,463 --> 00:43:20,454
two, one.

883
00:43:20,479 --> 00:43:22,688
Happy fucking New Year!

884
00:43:22,713 --> 00:43:24,034
Stop!

885
00:43:25,050 --> 00:43:27,972
Now, quick, tie her up!
Get the balloons, tie her up!

886
00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:29,599
Kaela, what are you doing?

887
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,733
You agreed to do this. Help!

888
00:43:31,778 --> 00:43:32,790
Get the chair.

889
00:43:36,758 --> 00:43:38,009
<i>- Drink!
- Fucking drink.</i>

890
00:43:38,058 --> 00:43:39,854
<i>Oh, my God, fucking Kelsey.</i>

891
00:43:43,736 --> 00:43:46,406
What the fuck are you guys doing?

892
00:43:47,118 --> 00:43:50,248
- Okay, I'm rolling.
- No! Not yet.

893
00:43:50,249 --> 00:43:52,076
What is going on, you guys,

894
00:43:52,101 --> 00:43:54,339
what are you doing?

895
00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:55,718
Clock struck 12.

896
00:44:01,062 --> 00:44:03,608
I'm taking <i>Get Well Danielle's</i> advice.

897
00:44:03,609 --> 00:44:06,197
It's a new year and this is the new me.

898
00:44:08,870 --> 00:44:11,332
It's time to tell everybody the truth.

899
00:44:13,630 --> 00:44:15,256
What are you talking about?

900
00:44:15,257 --> 00:44:17,010
When we found out

901
00:44:17,011 --> 00:44:18,889
that you were gonna be on TV,

902
00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:20,601
we knew we had to stop you.

903
00:44:21,646 --> 00:44:22,980
We're not gonna let you stand

904
00:44:22,981 --> 00:44:25,736
in front of millions of people
and pretend to be

905
00:44:25,737 --> 00:44:27,489
this perfect little princess

906
00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:29,787
Queen of Wellness psychotic phony.

907
00:44:31,039 --> 00:44:34,227
The whole world deserves
to know the truth.

908
00:44:34,379 --> 00:44:36,256
And I'm gonna tell them.

909
00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:39,137
I'm gonna tell the whole fucking world.

910
00:44:39,138 --> 00:44:41,266
I'm gonna ruin your life.

911
00:44:41,267 --> 00:44:44,774
Your whole perfect little life
is based on a lie.

912
00:44:44,775 --> 00:44:47,355
You're a fraud,
you're a terrible person.

913
00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:49,116
You're evil, you bullied everyone.

914
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,290
You called Chloe fat all the time.

915
00:44:53,291 --> 00:44:55,629
She was bulimic for two years.

916
00:44:56,924 --> 00:44:59,428
You called Kaela...

917
00:44:59,429 --> 00:45:00,639
an ugly lesbian.

918
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,308
She was so traumatized
she didn't come out

919
00:45:02,309 --> 00:45:03,561
till her mid-fucking-20s.

920
00:45:03,562 --> 00:45:05,023
- Kaela...
- Shut up!

921
00:45:10,451 --> 00:45:13,551
All Kelsey wanted was to be our friend,

922
00:45:13,645 --> 00:45:15,438
but instead you tortured her.

923
00:45:18,311 --> 00:45:19,762
You killed her.

924
00:45:21,056 --> 00:45:22,557
And then you just moved on.

925
00:45:24,562 --> 00:45:26,816
I know that night was traumatic.

926
00:45:26,817 --> 00:45:28,569
We were both there.

927
00:45:28,570 --> 00:45:29,947
We were both trying to be her friend.

928
00:45:29,948 --> 00:45:31,826
No, we weren't trying
to be Kelsey's friend!

929
00:45:31,827 --> 00:45:32,953
We tortured her!

930
00:45:32,954 --> 00:45:36,043
You told me that fucking with her
was for her own good,

931
00:45:36,044 --> 00:45:37,838
that she was a fat, ugly loser

932
00:45:37,839 --> 00:45:39,967
who needed <i>our</i> help to become cool.

933
00:45:39,968 --> 00:45:41,178
Guys, I never said that.

934
00:45:41,179 --> 00:45:42,723
And I fucking listened to you.

935
00:45:42,724 --> 00:45:45,854
I believed you because
you had power over me.

936
00:45:45,855 --> 00:45:48,609
Just like you've got power
over this army

937
00:45:48,610 --> 00:45:51,115
of narcissistic little fucking brats

938
00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:52,575
who are taking over the world,

939
00:45:52,576 --> 00:45:55,233
spreading and liking your bullshit

940
00:45:55,332 --> 00:45:58,061
like it's a fuckin' disease.

941
00:45:58,171 --> 00:46:00,174
You do not deserve

942
00:46:00,175 --> 00:46:01,593
to tell people to love themselves

943
00:46:01,594 --> 00:46:03,849
when you've spent your entire life

944
00:46:03,850 --> 00:46:06,478
making people feel like shit!

945
00:46:10,747 --> 00:46:12,730
But not anymore.

946
00:46:15,497 --> 00:46:16,875
It's time to tell the world

947
00:46:16,876 --> 00:46:18,712
what a terrible person you are.

948
00:46:24,025 --> 00:46:26,393
I think that's, um...

949
00:46:26,394 --> 00:46:28,273
I think that's a good idea.

950
00:46:35,997 --> 00:46:37,165
Hey guys.

951
00:46:37,166 --> 00:46:38,459
It's Danielle.

952
00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:42,605
Um, I'm just here with my friends

953
00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:46,543
and we were talking about
some pretty deep stuff.

954
00:46:46,601 --> 00:46:50,172
Stuff that actually speaks to an issue

955
00:46:50,227 --> 00:46:52,655
I keep coming back to
in a lot of my work

956
00:46:52,703 --> 00:46:56,411
that, um, I think
all of us struggle with.

957
00:46:58,793 --> 00:47:00,294
The sins of the past.

958
00:47:03,051 --> 00:47:05,304
When we hold onto bad things

959
00:47:05,305 --> 00:47:07,804
we've done in the past, it can...

960
00:47:08,186 --> 00:47:10,749
it can have all sorts of...

961
00:47:11,067 --> 00:47:13,570
deleterious effects on our body.

962
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,953
Acne,

963
00:47:17,157 --> 00:47:18,835
weight gain,

964
00:47:19,083 --> 00:47:20,990
insomnia.

965
00:47:21,129 --> 00:47:22,547
So in order to avoid

966
00:47:22,584 --> 00:47:25,762
these terrible physical ailments,

967
00:47:25,763 --> 00:47:28,183
we need to move through our sins.

968
00:47:29,312 --> 00:47:30,647
We need to confess.

969
00:47:41,419 --> 00:47:44,090
When I was 16 a friend of mine died.

970
00:47:47,473 --> 00:47:50,783
Her name is Kelsey, and she was...

971
00:47:51,690 --> 00:47:55,363
an amazing young person
with so much life ahead of her.

972
00:47:57,618 --> 00:48:00,581
But her classmates
teased her mercilessly.

973
00:48:01,710 --> 00:48:04,312
They would call her an ugly bitch,

974
00:48:04,667 --> 00:48:06,718
a loser.

975
00:48:07,221 --> 00:48:10,727
She would come home from school
every day crying.

976
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,647
When I think about a...

977
00:48:16,865 --> 00:48:18,325
poor innocent girl

978
00:48:18,326 --> 00:48:19,829
going through something like that,

979
00:48:19,967 --> 00:48:22,209
it just...

980
00:48:22,877 --> 00:48:24,880
gosh, it just makes me sick.

981
00:48:32,521 --> 00:48:34,107
But I was complicit.

982
00:48:40,370 --> 00:48:42,290
My sin...

983
00:48:45,882 --> 00:48:47,634
My sin...

984
00:48:51,267 --> 00:48:54,105
Is that I didn't do anything
to stop them.

985
00:49:00,141 --> 00:49:02,155
God.

986
00:49:02,390 --> 00:49:05,377
God, that feels good
to get that off my chest.

987
00:49:11,119 --> 00:49:12,518
Wow.

988
00:49:13,970 --> 00:49:16,809
That wasn't a fucking confession.

989
00:49:19,198 --> 00:49:21,160
Thank you for that opportunity.

990
00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:23,206
God.

991
00:49:36,190 --> 00:49:38,656
You feeling a little camera shy?

992
00:49:38,696 --> 00:49:40,531
Hm? Gotta get camera ready

993
00:49:40,532 --> 00:49:42,034
before your close-up?

994
00:49:43,329 --> 00:49:44,665
You like that?

995
00:49:44,666 --> 00:49:46,459
Don't worry, it's all cruelty free.

996
00:49:46,460 --> 00:49:48,213
Alexis, honey, calm down.

997
00:49:48,214 --> 00:49:50,705
Anger is a junk emotion,
okay, let it go.

998
00:49:50,730 --> 00:49:52,597
Don't you tell me to calm down.

999
00:49:52,598 --> 00:49:54,727
I'm fucking tired of feeling like shit

1000
00:49:54,728 --> 00:49:57,106
because you tell me to love myself.

1001
00:49:58,736 --> 00:50:00,613
Loving yourself is
the most natural thing

1002
00:50:00,614 --> 00:50:01,699
in the world, sweetie.

1003
00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:03,493
People unlearn it in childhood.

1004
00:50:03,494 --> 00:50:05,247
You know why they unlearn it?

1005
00:50:07,085 --> 00:50:09,909
Because people like you torment them.

1006
00:50:11,001 --> 00:50:12,464
No.

1007
00:50:12,550 --> 00:50:14,051
Lex.

1008
00:50:14,115 --> 00:50:15,116
Alexis!

1009
00:50:16,690 --> 00:50:18,195
Alexis!

1010
00:50:18,220 --> 00:50:20,235
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1011
00:50:20,236 --> 00:50:22,615
Where the fuck are you going?

1012
00:50:22,616 --> 00:50:23,868
Watch her.

1013
00:50:41,569 --> 00:50:42,989
Chlo.

1014
00:50:44,939 --> 00:50:47,777
I have no idea

1015
00:50:47,930 --> 00:50:50,392
what Lex is talking about with Kelsey.

1016
00:50:54,263 --> 00:50:57,260
But she did say something...

1017
00:50:57,815 --> 00:50:59,818
I may have overlooked in the past.

1018
00:51:05,535 --> 00:51:09,500
I am so sorry about the way
I treated you in high school.

1019
00:51:11,046 --> 00:51:13,676
If I could take it all back, I would.

1020
00:51:15,180 --> 00:51:16,682
I'm not that person anymore,

1021
00:51:16,683 --> 00:51:18,560
and I can't say it enough,

1022
00:51:18,561 --> 00:51:20,940
but I'm sorry.

1023
00:51:25,325 --> 00:51:26,952
Well, I appreciate you saying that.

1024
00:51:26,953 --> 00:51:28,079
Thank you.

1025
00:51:30,543 --> 00:51:31,754
- <i>Lovebug.</i>
- Hey.

1026
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,048
- <i>Hey.</i>
- Happy New Year.

1027
00:51:33,049 --> 00:51:34,509
<i>Happy New Year.</i>

1028
00:51:34,510 --> 00:51:36,554
- I miss you.
<i>- I miss you too.</i>

1029
00:51:36,555 --> 00:51:37,808
<i>Why don't you come back tonight?</i>

1030
00:51:37,809 --> 00:51:39,185
<i>Do you have to sleep over?</i>

1031
00:51:39,186 --> 00:51:41,147
Yeah, my car broke down, so I have to...

1032
00:51:41,148 --> 00:51:42,399
I'm just kind of stuck here.

1033
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,905
I gotta wait for Alexis
to give me a ride back down, so...

1034
00:51:44,906 --> 00:51:46,387
<i>Do you want me to come get you?</i>

1035
00:51:46,412 --> 00:51:47,428
No.

1036
00:51:49,206 --> 00:51:51,710
No, I'll just go to sleep

1037
00:51:51,711 --> 00:51:53,673
and I will see you tomorrow.

1038
00:51:53,674 --> 00:51:55,049
Kaela?

1039
00:51:55,074 --> 00:51:56,344
Open the door.

1040
00:51:56,345 --> 00:51:57,931
I just don't know why

1041
00:51:57,932 --> 00:52:00,729
someone would do something like this.

1042
00:52:03,067 --> 00:52:04,736
Like, setting aside the fact

1043
00:52:04,737 --> 00:52:08,995
that telling people
I bullied Kelsey to death

1044
00:52:09,079 --> 00:52:11,092
could destroy my career,

1045
00:52:11,250 --> 00:52:13,905
even though it's something
I didn't even do,

1046
00:52:14,966 --> 00:52:17,600
it wouldn't just hurt me, Chlo.

1047
00:52:19,099 --> 00:52:21,729
It would hurt a lot of other people too.

1048
00:52:24,568 --> 00:52:27,114
Young women rely on me for help.

1049
00:52:28,326 --> 00:52:29,745
For inspiration.

1050
00:52:33,252 --> 00:52:35,880
I feel really bad for her.

1051
00:52:36,091 --> 00:52:39,347
Like, she had all of
these hopes and dreams

1052
00:52:39,348 --> 00:52:41,005
about the future, but...

1053
00:52:41,101 --> 00:52:45,777
she just has nothing going for her,
and no potential.

1054
00:52:45,778 --> 00:52:47,381
Yeah?

1055
00:52:47,672 --> 00:52:50,599
Well, neither do I. So fuck you.

1056
00:52:50,624 --> 00:52:52,125
What?

1057
00:52:53,377 --> 00:52:55,630
Chloe, that is not true.

1058
00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:58,343
- That is a story you tell yourself.
- Whatever.

1059
00:53:00,014 --> 00:53:02,005
You're funny,

1060
00:53:02,128 --> 00:53:03,756
honest,

1061
00:53:03,897 --> 00:53:05,273
sexy.

1062
00:53:06,610 --> 00:53:09,180
I mean, you can be whatever you want.

1063
00:53:09,272 --> 00:53:11,693
You have no idea how good you are.

1064
00:53:19,634 --> 00:53:20,930
Hey.

1065
00:53:20,931 --> 00:53:22,391
- Hey.
- What's up?

1066
00:53:22,392 --> 00:53:24,061
Nothing, I just had to pee.

1067
00:53:26,025 --> 00:53:28,069
Look, Lex, I never agreed to this, okay?

1068
00:53:28,070 --> 00:53:29,948
You said that the plan
was just to spook her

1069
00:53:29,949 --> 00:53:31,200
into admitting what she did to Kelsey,

1070
00:53:31,201 --> 00:53:32,829
but she said she didn't do that stuff.

1071
00:53:32,830 --> 00:53:36,377
Kaela, of course she did that stuff.

1072
00:53:36,378 --> 00:53:38,299
What, you think I'm making it up?

1073
00:53:41,180 --> 00:53:43,516
Jesus Christ.

1074
00:53:43,541 --> 00:53:45,187
Look, we're gonna get it out of her,

1075
00:53:45,188 --> 00:53:47,441
we just need to push her
a little further.

1076
00:53:47,442 --> 00:53:49,320
I'm not comfortable with that.

1077
00:53:49,321 --> 00:53:50,572
I'm not gonna torture someone.

1078
00:53:50,573 --> 00:53:53,203
What the fuck? We're not torturing her.

1079
00:53:53,228 --> 00:53:55,833
Fine, whatever. I just...

1080
00:53:55,834 --> 00:53:58,213
I didn't agree for it to go this far.

1081
00:53:58,214 --> 00:53:59,674
This far? Well, what did you expect?

1082
00:53:59,675 --> 00:54:01,094
The woman in that room's a psychopath

1083
00:54:01,095 --> 00:54:03,181
responsible for the death
of an innocent person,

1084
00:54:03,182 --> 00:54:06,479
and we need to protect other girls
from her evil.

1085
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,108
Danielle's not evil.

1086
00:54:08,109 --> 00:54:09,443
Look, I wasn't gonna...

1087
00:54:09,444 --> 00:54:10,696
I wasn't gonna bring this up

1088
00:54:10,697 --> 00:54:14,063
in front of the other girls,
obviously, but...

1089
00:54:14,579 --> 00:54:17,459
Jesse is looking for someone

1090
00:54:17,460 --> 00:54:20,141
to take over my segment
on their channel,

1091
00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:22,846
and I get to be the one
to pick my replacement.

1092
00:54:23,974 --> 00:54:25,350
And to be honest,

1093
00:54:25,351 --> 00:54:27,187
the main reason I came here tonight

1094
00:54:27,188 --> 00:54:30,344
was because I had a feeling
you might be a good fit.

1095
00:54:30,369 --> 00:54:31,864
Really?

1096
00:54:31,865 --> 00:54:33,701
I'm serious, Chlo.

1097
00:54:35,079 --> 00:54:36,874
You better not be
fucking with me right now.

1098
00:54:36,875 --> 00:54:38,878
Why would I be fucking with you?

1099
00:54:41,843 --> 00:54:43,721
Look, why don't you just come out to LA

1100
00:54:43,722 --> 00:54:46,601
and... stay with me for a little bit?

1101
00:54:46,602 --> 00:54:48,731
We can come up with a pitch

1102
00:54:48,732 --> 00:54:50,698
for your segment together.

1103
00:54:51,403 --> 00:54:53,252
I can bring you around,

1104
00:54:53,421 --> 00:54:55,800
introduce you to people.

1105
00:54:55,996 --> 00:54:57,289
To guys.

1106
00:54:58,459 --> 00:55:00,253
I mean, it'll be really fun.

1107
00:55:04,050 --> 00:55:05,097
Yeah.

1108
00:55:08,980 --> 00:55:09,981
Chloe.

1109
00:55:11,903 --> 00:55:13,613
I know that you're hurting.

1110
00:55:16,036 --> 00:55:19,042
I know the pain you're covering up
with your jokes.

1111
00:55:21,145 --> 00:55:23,189
I know you're lonely.

1112
00:55:23,300 --> 00:55:25,973
I know you're worried about your mother.

1113
00:55:26,390 --> 00:55:28,936
But I can change all of that for you.

1114
00:55:31,066 --> 00:55:32,694
We can change all of that.

1115
00:55:34,949 --> 00:55:36,325
Together.

1116
00:55:40,209 --> 00:55:42,922
We just gotta deal with
this situation first.

1117
00:55:45,762 --> 00:55:49,936
She's preying on people
who are as insecure as Kelsey was.

1118
00:55:49,937 --> 00:55:52,625
If that's not evil,
then I don't know what is.

1119
00:55:53,193 --> 00:55:55,196
Maybe she doesn't call them vile losers,

1120
00:55:55,197 --> 00:55:56,783
but she sure as hell
makes them feel like that

1121
00:55:56,784 --> 00:55:58,411
when they compare themselves to her.

1122
00:55:58,412 --> 00:56:00,958
And she's doing it all
under the guise of helping people.

1123
00:56:00,959 --> 00:56:03,797
- Maybe she is.
- Don't start, Kaela.

1124
00:56:05,196 --> 00:56:06,970
You agreed to do this.

1125
00:56:06,971 --> 00:56:08,640
You're not bailing.

1126
00:56:08,665 --> 00:56:10,292
Alexis... Alexis!

1127
00:56:14,862 --> 00:56:16,238
What are you doing?

1128
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:17,491
Tightening the ties.

1129
00:56:26,928 --> 00:56:29,316
The truth is gonna come out, Danielle.

1130
00:56:29,435 --> 00:56:31,230
One way or another.

1131
00:56:33,065 --> 00:56:36,042
We're not gonna leave you alone
until you admit

1132
00:56:36,113 --> 00:56:37,698
what you did to Kelsey.

1133
00:56:41,334 --> 00:56:42,795
Lex.

1134
00:56:42,843 --> 00:56:45,013
I didn't give you that scar.

1135
00:56:46,314 --> 00:56:47,775
Kelsey did.

1136
00:56:52,224 --> 00:56:53,647
Chloe, stop!

1137
00:57:19,157 --> 00:57:21,410
<i>Guys, you're being punished.</i>

1138
00:57:28,723 --> 00:57:30,428
What's going on?

1139
00:57:30,429 --> 00:57:33,510
They locked us in here.
We can't get out.

1140
00:57:33,535 --> 00:57:36,563
Guys, come on, please.

1141
00:57:36,588 --> 00:57:38,069
Guys.

1142
00:57:41,451 --> 00:57:42,985
Fuck, she's not gonna
let us out of here.

1143
00:57:43,009 --> 00:57:45,333
She's fucking insane.

1144
00:57:45,334 --> 00:57:47,287
She's out of her fucking mind.

1145
00:58:00,322 --> 00:58:03,202
- Look!
- They're not gonna come, Kaela.

1146
00:58:03,203 --> 00:58:05,062
Fine! But Chloe with come. Chloe!

1147
00:58:05,087 --> 00:58:07,019
No, neither of them are gonna come.

1148
00:58:07,044 --> 00:58:08,588
I'm telling you, she's fucking insane.

1149
00:58:08,589 --> 00:58:09,966
What are you talking about?

1150
00:58:09,967 --> 00:58:11,970
You're insane, Alexis!

1151
00:58:11,971 --> 00:58:14,474
Come on, guys, please, please!

1152
00:58:14,475 --> 00:58:15,978
Stop wasting your energy.

1153
00:58:19,611 --> 00:58:20,738
So what?

1154
00:58:20,739 --> 00:58:22,296
Just gonna die in a steam room?

1155
00:58:23,599 --> 00:58:25,906
I thought if I just
went along with this,

1156
00:58:25,931 --> 00:58:27,334
you could get some closure

1157
00:58:27,335 --> 00:58:29,289
and move on with your life.

1158
00:58:29,314 --> 00:58:30,441
So what?

1159
00:58:30,466 --> 00:58:32,093
So she made fun of me for being gay.

1160
00:58:32,094 --> 00:58:33,220
I don't care.

1161
00:58:33,221 --> 00:58:34,598
I have a great fucking girlfriend

1162
00:58:34,599 --> 00:58:36,602
who I'm maybe never gonna see again

1163
00:58:36,603 --> 00:58:39,734
because I'm gonna die in a steam room.

1164
00:58:41,112 --> 00:58:42,614
This is so stupid.

1165
00:58:42,615 --> 00:58:43,742
You don't want to think about her?

1166
00:58:43,743 --> 00:58:45,119
Don't go on Instagram.

1167
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:47,457
Who cares if she's
some dumb internet celebrity?

1168
00:58:47,458 --> 00:58:49,127
You don't have to look at her stuff.

1169
00:58:49,128 --> 00:58:52,199
Why don't you go outside
or get a fucking dog?

1170
00:58:52,224 --> 00:58:55,515
Finish your degree
like you're always talking about.

1171
00:58:58,522 --> 00:59:00,608
You guys suck so fucking much.

1172
00:59:00,609 --> 00:59:03,239
You're the stupidest fucking people

1173
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:05,284
in the entire world.

1174
00:59:06,411 --> 00:59:07,790
Fuck.

1175
00:59:07,791 --> 00:59:10,879
Jesus fuck.

1176
00:59:23,906 --> 00:59:25,856
Inhale.

1177
00:59:26,787 --> 00:59:28,497
And now repeat the mantra.

1178
00:59:31,171 --> 00:59:33,257
Nothing stands between me

1179
00:59:33,258 --> 00:59:35,261
and all of my desires.

1180
00:59:38,311 --> 00:59:42,209
Nothing stands between me
and all of my desires.

1181
00:59:42,234 --> 00:59:43,320
Perfect.

1182
00:59:47,913 --> 00:59:50,541
So any time you feel your mind wandering

1183
00:59:50,542 --> 00:59:52,504
or you're getting anxious,

1184
00:59:52,505 --> 00:59:55,636
just repeat that mantra
as many times as you need

1185
00:59:55,637 --> 00:59:57,807
and you will be amazed

1186
00:59:57,808 --> 01:00:00,186
at the things that start
to happen for you.

1187
01:00:03,276 --> 01:00:06,825
Nothing stands between me
and all of my desires.

1188
01:00:06,826 --> 01:00:08,202
Yes.

1189
01:00:14,090 --> 01:00:15,717
How much longer?

1190
01:00:18,056 --> 01:00:21,855
Um, I think a couple hours
should be fine.

1191
01:00:25,237 --> 01:00:26,363
What then?

1192
01:00:26,364 --> 01:00:28,702
Then we'll call the cops,

1193
01:00:28,703 --> 01:00:31,875
tell them that they got stuck
in the steam room

1194
01:00:31,876 --> 01:00:33,272
when we were watching a movie,

1195
01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:36,366
and they were dead when we found them.

1196
01:00:37,264 --> 01:00:39,183
Wait, what?

1197
01:00:39,293 --> 01:00:41,380
What?

1198
01:00:41,561 --> 01:00:44,107
I... I just thought the plan was, like,

1199
01:00:44,108 --> 01:00:45,443
to scare them, you know,

1200
01:00:45,444 --> 01:00:47,363
so they wouldn't spread lies
or whatever.

1201
01:00:47,364 --> 01:00:49,451
Oh, yeah, no, it was.

1202
01:00:49,452 --> 01:00:51,684
I mean, if I trusted
that they wouldn't spread

1203
01:00:51,709 --> 01:00:54,586
these terrible rumors
that could ruin us,

1204
01:00:54,587 --> 01:00:57,100
I would let them go, but...

1205
01:00:57,485 --> 01:01:01,210
I mean, you know them better
than I do at this point.

1206
01:01:01,312 --> 01:01:02,689
And remember,

1207
01:01:02,799 --> 01:01:04,551
you have utter power

1208
01:01:04,607 --> 01:01:06,778
over everything in your life.

1209
01:01:06,779 --> 01:01:08,238
You can say no to anything

1210
01:01:08,239 --> 01:01:11,533
with complete ease and trust.

1211
01:01:11,621 --> 01:01:13,123
If you think scaring them

1212
01:01:13,124 --> 01:01:14,417
is enough to shut them up,

1213
01:01:14,418 --> 01:01:16,380
then we'll just scare them.

1214
01:01:18,385 --> 01:01:20,388
I mean, probably, yeah.

1215
01:01:20,438 --> 01:01:22,225
Okay, then we'll just scare them.

1216
01:01:22,226 --> 01:01:23,268
Okay.

1217
01:01:25,399 --> 01:01:26,776
I mean, I would just...

1218
01:01:26,777 --> 01:01:28,612
be nervous that if we let them go

1219
01:01:28,613 --> 01:01:32,744
and they spread these terrible rumors,

1220
01:01:33,415 --> 01:01:34,667
I mean, you know how it is

1221
01:01:34,668 --> 01:01:37,296
with mob mentality
on the internet, right?

1222
01:01:37,297 --> 01:01:40,136
It's not innocent until proven guilty.

1223
01:01:41,657 --> 01:01:43,284
Right.

1224
01:01:43,388 --> 01:01:45,099
Or they would tell the cops

1225
01:01:45,147 --> 01:01:46,639
we were trying to kill them

1226
01:01:46,664 --> 01:01:49,154
even though we were just
trying to scare them.

1227
01:01:50,825 --> 01:01:53,537
But honestly, whatever you think.

1228
01:01:53,538 --> 01:01:54,832
I don't want to do anything

1229
01:01:54,833 --> 01:01:57,170
that makes you feel uncomfortable.

1230
01:01:58,298 --> 01:02:01,303
Do you trust them not to say a word?

1231
01:02:05,814 --> 01:02:08,693
Nothing stands between me
and all of my desires.

1232
01:03:22,622 --> 01:03:24,093
Shit.

1233
01:03:27,278 --> 01:03:29,051
- Please.
- Kaela. Go on.

1234
01:03:31,525 --> 01:03:34,281
Nothing stands between you
and all of your desires.

1235
01:03:36,286 --> 01:03:37,495
Okay.

1236
01:03:50,563 --> 01:03:52,943
- Shit, shit, it's locked.
- Fuck! Fuck!

1237
01:03:52,944 --> 01:03:54,780
She must have taken the key.

1238
01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:02,253
Shit.

1239
01:04:08,941 --> 01:04:10,245
Fucking me?

1240
01:04:11,503 --> 01:04:12,692
Come on.

1241
01:04:12,693 --> 01:04:14,068
Shit, it won't open.

1242
01:04:21,646 --> 01:04:24,297
- Try it!
- I can't get it!

1243
01:04:25,801 --> 01:04:28,347
I can't get it.

1244
01:04:35,719 --> 01:04:36,965
Fuck!

1245
01:04:37,868 --> 01:04:40,329
Come on, Chloe! What the fuck? Let's go!

1246
01:04:51,283 --> 01:04:52,478
Wait.

1247
01:04:54,130 --> 01:04:55,693
Chloe, come on!

1248
01:04:57,701 --> 01:04:58,991
Go find them.

1249
01:05:04,253 --> 01:05:05,587
Are you okay?

1250
01:05:06,758 --> 01:05:08,761
I'm so sorry I dragged you into this.

1251
01:05:08,762 --> 01:05:09,847
All right.

1252
01:05:09,848 --> 01:05:11,015
I don't know what's going on.

1253
01:05:11,016 --> 01:05:13,019
- She's totally crazy.
- I'm gonna get us out of this.

1254
01:05:13,020 --> 01:05:14,272
- How?
- Fuck, I don't know.

1255
01:05:14,273 --> 01:05:16,735
I just... I need a second to think.

1256
01:05:20,349 --> 01:05:22,037
All the windows are sealed.

1257
01:05:22,038 --> 01:05:24,292
If I can just...
if I can just get to my phone.

1258
01:05:24,293 --> 01:05:25,377
- They took our phones.
- I know,

1259
01:05:25,378 --> 01:05:26,822
but they must be somewhere downstairs.

1260
01:05:26,846 --> 01:05:28,968
If I can just get to my phone
then I can call the cops.

1261
01:05:28,969 --> 01:05:30,262
No, Alexis, Alexis, listen,

1262
01:05:30,263 --> 01:05:32,266
listen to me, do not go out there alone.

1263
01:05:32,267 --> 01:05:33,477
- I'm gonna fix it.
- No.

1264
01:05:33,478 --> 01:05:35,230
Alexis, no, no, Alexis.

1265
01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:26,667
Nothing stands between me
and all of my desires.

1266
01:06:56,069 --> 01:06:57,436
Are you in here?

1267
01:06:59,608 --> 01:07:00,735
Kaela?

1268
01:07:03,537 --> 01:07:05,037
Alexis?

1269
01:07:19,742 --> 01:07:21,401
It's okay, it's just me.

1270
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:25,492
- Okay, it's just me.
- Where's Alexis?

1271
01:07:27,414 --> 01:07:29,382
She's not here, okay?

1272
01:07:29,407 --> 01:07:30,753
We're all alone.

1273
01:07:32,679 --> 01:07:33,846
Listen, Chlo.

1274
01:07:35,058 --> 01:07:38,727
I don't know what Danielle said to you,

1275
01:07:38,878 --> 01:07:41,048
but we can still walk away from this.

1276
01:07:42,615 --> 01:07:44,325
Okay?

1277
01:07:44,326 --> 01:07:46,181
You and me,

1278
01:07:46,372 --> 01:07:48,375
we can just walk away.

1279
01:07:50,506 --> 01:07:52,554
All we need to do is just...

1280
01:07:52,874 --> 01:07:55,202
just call the cops and tell them
that she went nuts.

1281
01:07:55,227 --> 01:07:57,393
There's no fucking way
I'm calling the cops.

1282
01:07:57,394 --> 01:07:59,488
No fucking way.

1283
01:07:59,524 --> 01:08:02,111
Chloe, I would never tell them
that you were part of this.

1284
01:08:02,112 --> 01:08:03,740
I would never do that.

1285
01:08:05,661 --> 01:08:07,038
Chloe, come on.

1286
01:08:08,792 --> 01:08:10,169
You trust me, right?

1287
01:08:11,422 --> 01:08:12,633
Look, we can just...

1288
01:08:15,263 --> 01:08:16,515
We can just leave.

1289
01:08:17,894 --> 01:08:19,521
We gotta go right now.

1290
01:08:20,443 --> 01:08:22,479
We can just walk away right now.

1291
01:08:22,504 --> 01:08:23,697
Right now.

1292
01:08:25,325 --> 01:08:26,952
Yeah?

1293
01:08:26,953 --> 01:08:29,165
Come on, Chloe, you and me.

1294
01:08:29,166 --> 01:08:30,209
Trust me.

1295
01:08:31,212 --> 01:08:33,361
We'll just go home

1296
01:08:33,634 --> 01:08:36,453
and we can go back
to our normal lives, okay...

1297
01:08:36,478 --> 01:08:38,433
I don't want to go back
to my normal life.

1298
01:08:38,434 --> 01:08:39,561
Chloe, come on, stop it.

1299
01:08:39,562 --> 01:08:42,191
- My normal life is shit.
- Let go of me, you're hurting...

1300
01:08:42,192 --> 01:08:43,695
- You just want me to stay small.
- Stop it!

1301
01:08:43,696 --> 01:08:44,863
You don't want me to succeed!

1302
01:08:44,864 --> 01:08:46,543
Let go of me!

1303
01:09:09,181 --> 01:09:10,960
Fuck!

1304
01:09:13,379 --> 01:09:14,380
Oh.

1305
01:09:25,082 --> 01:09:27,759
Come out, Lex!

1306
01:09:35,048 --> 01:09:37,819
We weren't trying to hurt you.

1307
01:09:39,911 --> 01:09:41,956
We were just trying

1308
01:09:42,020 --> 01:09:43,649
to scare you.

1309
01:09:47,878 --> 01:09:49,254
And if you promise

1310
01:09:49,279 --> 01:09:51,914
not to say anything
about this Kelsey stuff,

1311
01:09:51,990 --> 01:09:54,920
we can just let all of this go.

1312
01:10:12,455 --> 01:10:13,791
Kaela.

1313
01:10:15,462 --> 01:10:17,172
Kaela!

1314
01:10:19,977 --> 01:10:21,056
No.

1315
01:10:22,317 --> 01:10:23,686
No.

1316
01:10:31,667 --> 01:10:33,163
Ow, fuck!

1317
01:10:34,207 --> 01:10:35,460
Fuck!

1318
01:11:12,618 --> 01:11:14,122
What's wrong, Chlo?

1319
01:11:17,002 --> 01:11:18,378
I...

1320
01:11:19,882 --> 01:11:21,778
I killed Kaela.

1321
01:11:23,890 --> 01:11:25,225
Wow, Chlo.

1322
01:11:25,226 --> 01:11:26,478
It was an accident.

1323
01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:27,731
I... I went to grab her

1324
01:11:27,732 --> 01:11:29,776
and she just... Oh, my God.

1325
01:11:36,666 --> 01:11:38,627
I'm so proud of you.

1326
01:11:41,509 --> 01:11:44,221
You're finally putting yourself first.

1327
01:11:45,768 --> 01:11:48,021
That is how you achieve your dreams.

1328
01:11:49,859 --> 01:11:51,528
I'm really impressed.

1329
01:11:52,615 --> 01:11:54,283
You're really manifesting

1330
01:11:54,284 --> 01:11:56,120
everything you've always wanted.

1331
01:11:59,252 --> 01:12:00,420
Aw.

1332
01:12:07,459 --> 01:12:08,671
It's not your fault.

1333
01:12:09,941 --> 01:12:11,527
It was an accident.

1334
01:12:12,446 --> 01:12:13,948
Accidents happen.

1335
01:12:15,034 --> 01:12:17,204
The only thing we can control

1336
01:12:17,205 --> 01:12:19,960
is how we handle
our given circumstances.

1337
01:12:21,171 --> 01:12:23,258
And you handled it so beautifully.

1338
01:12:28,562 --> 01:12:30,438
Oh...

1339
01:12:32,528 --> 01:12:37,579
Nothing stands between me
and all of my desires.

1340
01:12:45,303 --> 01:12:47,035
Who the fuck is that?

1341
01:12:52,317 --> 01:12:55,033
Shit, it's Frankie, Kaela's girlfriend.

1342
01:12:55,058 --> 01:12:56,697
What the fuck is she doing here?

1343
01:12:56,722 --> 01:12:58,902
How the fuck should I know?
What do we do?

1344
01:12:58,927 --> 01:13:00,834
Okay. Um...

1345
01:13:01,879 --> 01:13:02,879
Hello?

1346
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:04,089
Okay, I've got it.

1347
01:13:04,090 --> 01:13:05,217
We let her in.

1348
01:13:05,218 --> 01:13:06,624
When she isn't looking,
you get the knife

1349
01:13:06,648 --> 01:13:08,306
and you take care of her, okay?

1350
01:13:08,307 --> 01:13:09,561
Then when the cops come,

1351
01:13:09,586 --> 01:13:12,428
we'll say that she showed up
in a fit of jealousy

1352
01:13:12,453 --> 01:13:16,072
because Kaela broke up with her
and she wanted revenge.

1353
01:13:16,073 --> 01:13:18,827
- God, you're good at this.
- Yeah.

1354
01:13:18,828 --> 01:13:20,717
And it's kind of an amazing story

1355
01:13:20,742 --> 01:13:22,345
because then I can do
a whole segment on,

1356
01:13:22,370 --> 01:13:24,255
like, self defense.

1357
01:13:24,256 --> 01:13:25,509
Hm.

1358
01:13:29,391 --> 01:13:30,851
You okay to do this?

1359
01:13:30,852 --> 01:13:32,978
- Mm-hm.
- Okay.

1360
01:13:33,055 --> 01:13:34,251
Let her in.

1361
01:13:35,779 --> 01:13:37,239
Okay.

1362
01:13:44,170 --> 01:13:45,673
Frankie, hey!

1363
01:13:45,674 --> 01:13:46,787
What are you doing here?

1364
01:13:46,812 --> 01:13:49,221
Um, Kaela called earlier, so I...

1365
01:13:49,222 --> 01:13:51,768
Oh, my God, you're Frankie!

1366
01:13:51,769 --> 01:13:53,396
Oh, my God.

1367
01:13:53,397 --> 01:13:55,462
It is so nice to meet you.

1368
01:13:55,487 --> 01:13:56,988
I have heard so much about you.

1369
01:13:57,013 --> 01:14:00,035
Kaela is absolutely in love with you.

1370
01:14:00,036 --> 01:14:02,498
Well, the feeling is mutual.

1371
01:14:02,499 --> 01:14:04,627
I'm Danielle.

1372
01:14:04,628 --> 01:14:06,172
- Nice to meet you.
- You too.

1373
01:14:06,173 --> 01:14:08,761
- Heard a lot about you.
- Oh! That's sweet.

1374
01:14:08,762 --> 01:14:09,763
Is Kaela okay?

1375
01:14:09,764 --> 01:14:11,265
Yeah, why wouldn't she be?

1376
01:14:11,266 --> 01:14:13,145
- Of course.
- What do you mean?

1377
01:14:13,146 --> 01:14:15,691
She just seemed upset and...

1378
01:14:15,692 --> 01:14:18,257
uh, she's not answering her phone.

1379
01:14:18,290 --> 01:14:20,418
Oh, she just missed you.

1380
01:14:20,451 --> 01:14:22,675
Mm-hm.

1381
01:14:22,706 --> 01:14:25,711
She already fell asleep.
I mean, classic K, right?

1382
01:14:27,674 --> 01:14:28,801
Yeah.

1383
01:14:28,802 --> 01:14:30,303
Yeah, she's pretty much head to pillow.

1384
01:14:30,304 --> 01:14:32,307
Mm-hm. Oh, shit, I forgot something.

1385
01:14:32,308 --> 01:14:33,644
Sorry.

1386
01:14:36,943 --> 01:14:38,467
Did she make it to midnight?

1387
01:14:38,492 --> 01:14:39,528
She did.

1388
01:14:39,553 --> 01:14:42,077
Actually we were very proud.

1389
01:14:45,986 --> 01:14:47,922
My sister is obsessed with you.

1390
01:14:47,923 --> 01:14:49,341
Oh!

1391
01:14:49,342 --> 01:14:51,898
She watches all your videos,
does all your workouts.

1392
01:14:52,939 --> 01:14:55,564
Um, no dairy, no gluten,

1393
01:14:55,605 --> 01:14:59,928
and she got really into the
juices you advertise, the, uh...

1394
01:14:59,989 --> 01:15:02,200
Very Very Vegetables.

1395
01:15:02,225 --> 01:15:03,395
- Yes.
- Yeah!

1396
01:15:03,420 --> 01:15:06,050
Yes, the Very Very Vegetables.

1397
01:15:06,126 --> 01:15:07,462
Do you want me to take a look

1398
01:15:07,526 --> 01:15:08,881
at the fuse box or anything?

1399
01:15:08,882 --> 01:15:11,218
Oh, you're so sweet. No, it's okay.

1400
01:15:11,219 --> 01:15:13,097
Um, we're heading to bed soon anyway.

1401
01:15:13,098 --> 01:15:14,976
All right.

1402
01:15:35,198 --> 01:15:36,375
Holy shit.

1403
01:15:43,283 --> 01:15:44,537
Good job, Chlo.

1404
01:15:51,299 --> 01:15:53,046
Come here.

1405
01:15:53,071 --> 01:15:54,596
Okay?

1406
01:15:54,621 --> 01:15:55,725
Mm-hm.

1407
01:15:55,726 --> 01:15:58,271
You... did so good.

1408
01:15:58,272 --> 01:15:59,649
Yeah.

1409
01:15:59,650 --> 01:16:02,553
- We're gonna get you to LA, okay?
- Uh huh.

1410
01:16:02,578 --> 01:16:04,178
We're gonna get you out of here tonight.

1411
01:16:06,789 --> 01:16:09,794
You are gonna get everything

1412
01:16:09,795 --> 01:16:11,423
you've always wanted.

1413
01:16:12,759 --> 01:16:17,550
Nothing stands between me
and all of my desires.

1414
01:16:54,504 --> 01:16:57,770
It's time to move on, Alexis.

1415
01:16:59,176 --> 01:17:02,065
It's time to say yes to healing.

1416
01:17:02,153 --> 01:17:05,568
It's time to say yes to letting go.

1417
01:17:05,615 --> 01:17:08,826
Your life doesn't need to be tight.

1418
01:17:08,871 --> 01:17:10,248
It can be messy.

1419
01:17:11,334 --> 01:17:14,214
- Let go of control and order.
- Nothing stands between me...

1420
01:17:14,215 --> 01:17:17,571
- You're just chum in the water.
- And all of my desires.

1421
01:17:17,572 --> 01:17:18,667
Give up.

1422
01:17:18,692 --> 01:17:21,688
Relax into your destiny.

1423
01:17:23,860 --> 01:17:25,271
Chlo!

1424
01:17:26,010 --> 01:17:27,074
Oh, my God!

1425
01:17:55,172 --> 01:17:58,344
It's time to stop doing the ego dance.

1426
01:17:58,345 --> 01:18:01,893
Time to stop looking to the
outside world for validation.

1427
01:18:03,146 --> 01:18:05,388
I see so much strength in you, Alexis.

1428
01:18:05,413 --> 01:18:07,777
You're so misguided. Let me help you.

1429
01:18:08,710 --> 01:18:10,869
We're not supposed to be enemies.

1430
01:18:12,999 --> 01:18:15,294
Lex, if you thought
for one fucking second

1431
01:18:15,295 --> 01:18:17,577
I was gonna admit
Kelsey died 'cause of me,

1432
01:18:17,602 --> 01:18:20,137
you were a bigger fucking idiot
than I thought.

1433
01:18:21,685 --> 01:18:23,937
I'm fucking rich.

1434
01:18:23,938 --> 01:18:25,147
Do you get that?

1435
01:18:25,148 --> 01:18:27,630
People worship me.

1436
01:18:27,655 --> 01:18:29,907
And this is just the beginning.

1437
01:18:29,908 --> 01:18:33,582
I'm gonna have magazines,
TV shows, movies.

1438
01:18:33,583 --> 01:18:36,336
I'm gonna be in movies
and you think I'd throw that all away?

1439
01:18:38,216 --> 01:18:39,886
You ruined my life!

1440
01:18:39,887 --> 01:18:41,138
You took everything!

1441
01:18:41,139 --> 01:18:42,432
I got stuck with this.

1442
01:18:42,433 --> 01:18:43,434
It should have been me.

1443
01:18:43,435 --> 01:18:44,687
It was supposed to be me.

1444
01:18:44,688 --> 01:18:46,566
I worked so hard!

1445
01:18:46,567 --> 01:18:48,319
You think it was supposed to be you,

1446
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:51,293
you pathetic piece of shit?
You're a fucking loser!

1447
01:18:51,318 --> 01:18:54,365
You are nothing! You're invisible!

1448
01:19:01,325 --> 01:19:03,181
You pathetic piece of shit!

1449
01:19:03,206 --> 01:19:05,447
You could never achieve
what I've achieved.

1450
01:19:05,472 --> 01:19:07,733
You could never have what I have.

1451
01:19:07,734 --> 01:19:09,194
You are nothing!

1452
01:19:13,746 --> 01:19:16,045
I control my destiny!

1453
01:19:16,125 --> 01:19:18,379
I control what I hold onto,

1454
01:19:18,380 --> 01:19:21,652
and I control what I let go!

1455
01:21:24,089 --> 01:21:25,194
Hey, guys.

1456
01:21:25,219 --> 01:21:26,594
As I'm sure many of you heard,

1457
01:21:26,595 --> 01:21:28,305
our dear friend and contributor

1458
01:21:28,306 --> 01:21:31,479
Get Well Danielle passed away
on New Year's Day.

1459
01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:33,858
And here with us today
to help us remember her

1460
01:21:33,883 --> 01:21:36,363
is her best friend, Alexis.

1461
01:21:36,364 --> 01:21:38,200
Thank you for joining us, Alexis.

1462
01:21:38,201 --> 01:21:40,179
Thank you for having me.

1463
01:21:41,179 --> 01:21:43,503
So, I read on the news,

1464
01:21:43,504 --> 01:21:46,091
and I don't want to get
too gruesome here,

1465
01:21:46,092 --> 01:21:49,767
but it was a jealous lover
of one of your friends?

1466
01:21:49,792 --> 01:21:52,377
Yes, Danielle had encouraged

1467
01:21:52,402 --> 01:21:54,775
our friend Kaela
that she deserved better,

1468
01:21:54,776 --> 01:21:57,025
that she should start the new year fresh

1469
01:21:57,050 --> 01:22:00,878
and find someone who really loved her.

1470
01:22:00,913 --> 01:22:02,874
And I guess Kaela's partner

1471
01:22:02,875 --> 01:22:07,008
just took it really hard and lost it.

1472
01:22:08,344 --> 01:22:09,722
What do you want the world

1473
01:22:09,723 --> 01:22:11,642
to remember most about Danielle?

1474
01:22:11,643 --> 01:22:13,521
It's hard to just pick one thing.

1475
01:22:13,522 --> 01:22:15,274
She was a wonderful person.

1476
01:22:16,663 --> 01:22:18,419
And I know she'd just want me

1477
01:22:18,444 --> 01:22:21,397
to move through this

1478
01:22:21,496 --> 01:22:23,319
and live my fullest life.

1479
01:22:25,295 --> 01:22:28,437
This experience has taught me so much,

1480
01:22:28,510 --> 01:22:32,058
especially the value of self defense.

1481
01:22:32,109 --> 01:22:33,859
That's right,
you're gonna teach us today

1482
01:22:33,898 --> 01:22:35,906
how to make your own DIY pepper spray.

1483
01:22:35,953 --> 01:22:37,741
Yes, I am. Now there's one thing

1484
01:22:37,779 --> 01:22:39,405
that you always need in your bag,

1485
01:22:39,467 --> 01:22:40,889
and that's pepper spray.

1486
01:22:40,944 --> 01:22:43,224
I'm gonna show you
how to make your own pepper spray

1487
01:22:43,249 --> 01:22:45,586
- using household ingredients.
- Wow!

1488
01:22:45,587 --> 01:22:46,712
Now before we get started,

1489
01:22:46,713 --> 01:22:47,923
please make sure you're wearing

1490
01:22:47,924 --> 01:22:49,984
your protective glasses
and your Latex gloves,

1491
01:22:50,009 --> 01:22:52,139
- because this stuff is spicy!
- Oh, my gosh.

1492
01:22:52,140 --> 01:22:54,060
Okay, so we're gonna need

1493
01:22:54,061 --> 01:22:56,189
vinegar, chili flakes,

1494
01:22:56,190 --> 01:22:57,733
red chili powder,

1495
01:22:57,758 --> 01:23:00,596
oil, a bowl, and a spray bottle.

1496
01:23:00,597 --> 01:23:02,490
- Oh, yay!
- So don't cross me, Jess.

1497
01:23:02,515 --> 01:23:04,443
Oh, my gosh, stop it!

1498
01:23:04,468 --> 01:23:06,735
You watch out!

1499
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:09,256
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1499
01:23:10,305 --> 01:23:16,546
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