1 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:09,440 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 2 00:00:09,820 --> 00:00:12,990 No, Trevor, no. The bag has to go all the way in, okay? 3 00:00:13,070 --> 00:00:15,160 Use all the space. Out the way. Thank you. 4 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,080 What's gone on back here? Right. 5 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:24,500 These need to be moved around, 'cause this is gonna jiggle about, otherwise. 6 00:00:24,580 --> 00:00:26,500 Now, can we move-- Hello? 7 00:00:26,580 --> 00:00:29,460 There's someone in here. Oh, my God. 8 00:00:29,540 --> 00:00:31,920 Hey, almost forgot. You know how we're playing Everton tomorrow? 9 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,250 -Yeah. -Well, that's not a town. 10 00:00:33,340 --> 00:00:37,430 -It's actually a team in Liverpool! -Like the Beatles! 11 00:00:37,510 --> 00:00:41,720 If you see John, Paul, George or Ringo, will you take a picture, please? 12 00:00:41,810 --> 00:00:42,850 Hey, you got it, big guy. 13 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:45,600 Okay, hey, I better get a roll on here, all right? 14 00:00:45,690 --> 00:00:48,150 Okay. And Mom wants to talk to you. Hold on. 15 00:00:48,230 --> 00:00:49,730 -I love you, buddy. -Love you too. 16 00:00:49,810 --> 00:00:51,440 Still haven't told him John and George are dead? 17 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,600 They're what? 18 00:00:52,690 --> 00:00:54,230 It was Keith Richards. 19 00:00:54,940 --> 00:00:55,940 Hey, Ted. 20 00:00:56,030 --> 00:00:57,160 -Hey. How you doing? -Good. 21 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,830 How's work going? Everything all right? 22 00:00:58,910 --> 00:01:02,960 Yeah. I'm sorry. I know this isn't easy, but the paperwork the lawyer sent? 23 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:04,670 I know. Oh, hey. 24 00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:06,540 Got it right here. 25 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:10,120 I'll, uh, look it all over, sign it, send it right back. I promise. 26 00:01:10,210 --> 00:01:12,960 Okay, thanks. Hey, good luck tomorrow. We'll be watching. 27 00:01:13,050 --> 00:01:14,050 All right now. 28 00:01:24,890 --> 00:01:25,970 Whoo-hoo! 29 00:01:26,060 --> 00:01:29,400 -Girls' trip! -Mm. Liverpool, here we come. 30 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:30,520 I just want to say up front 31 00:01:30,610 --> 00:01:32,740 that I'm really flattered you asked me to come this weekend. 32 00:01:32,820 --> 00:01:34,570 Oh. Come on now. 33 00:01:34,650 --> 00:01:38,030 But, hey, we're both single. I think you are super hot. 34 00:01:38,110 --> 00:01:39,900 If I'm gonna dip my toe back into the lady pool, 35 00:01:39,990 --> 00:01:42,740 I can't think of a finer body of water to do it with than you. 36 00:01:42,830 --> 00:01:44,670 No. Keeley, I think you're confused. 37 00:01:44,740 --> 00:01:47,160 I was, at first. Then I was like, "Come on, Keeley. 38 00:01:47,250 --> 00:01:50,460 Blow off some steam and have some wicked sex with your new friend." 39 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:53,670 I'm fucking with you. 40 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:55,300 Oh, my God. 41 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,550 I thought you were being serious. I mean, can you imagine? 42 00:01:58,630 --> 00:01:59,760 Oh, I have. 43 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,800 Do-da do-da do do do do doo 44 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:05,680 Looks like we have a new passenger on today's flight. 45 00:02:05,770 --> 00:02:07,980 Actually, Keeley will be taking your seat on the jet, Higgins. 46 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:09,480 Oh. 47 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:10,810 Sorry. 48 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:12,860 I'm gonna go spend a penny before we take off. 49 00:02:12,940 --> 00:02:14,190 See you downstairs, Rebecca. 50 00:02:14,270 --> 00:02:17,190 Oh, that's okay. I always enjoy the antics on the team bus. 51 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,370 No. I need you to stay here this weekend. 52 00:02:19,990 --> 00:02:21,580 Doing work that doesn't matter. 53 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:31,000 All right, gentlemen. Who's ready to go show Everton what we got? 54 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:33,420 Whoo! 55 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,090 Thank you, Dani. 56 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:39,760 Jeez, Louise. Why's everybody so down in the dumps? 57 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,180 What happened? Did Beyoncé dump Jay-Z or something? 58 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:43,300 No, nothing like that. 59 00:02:43,390 --> 00:02:47,350 Thank goodness. Just saying it out loud made me immediately sad. 60 00:02:47,430 --> 00:02:48,720 Let me see what's going on here. 61 00:02:48,810 --> 00:02:52,270 Hey, guys. Seriously, come on. Talk to me. What's up? 62 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,360 Well, we're fine. 63 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,440 Mm. 64 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,900 -Yeah, I'm all right. -Okay. 65 00:02:57,980 --> 00:03:00,940 We're in a shit fucking mood because we never fucking win at Everton 66 00:03:01,030 --> 00:03:02,870 and it sucks fucking shit! 67 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:04,780 Ah, come on, fellas. 68 00:03:04,870 --> 00:03:06,910 How long has it been since y'all won up at Everton? 69 00:03:07,370 --> 00:03:09,370 -Sixty years ago. -Jesus Christ. 70 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:12,700 Wow. That is a heck of a long time. Okay. 71 00:03:12,790 --> 00:03:14,380 So we got that going on. 72 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:17,340 And obviously we're bummed out that O'Brien tore his butt. 73 00:03:17,420 --> 00:03:18,960 It's my upper hamstring, Coach. 74 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:22,510 You tore your butt, son. There's nothing to be ashamed of, okay? It happens. 75 00:03:22,590 --> 00:03:25,470 People tear their butts all the time in athletics. You're not alone, man. 76 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,390 Hey, Coach, you've torn your butt a few times, right? 77 00:03:28,470 --> 00:03:29,810 -Three times. -Three times. 78 00:03:30,270 --> 00:03:33,650 Butt's an amazing muscle. God as my witness, your butt will heal. 79 00:03:34,150 --> 00:03:36,070 The silver lining here, with O'Brien's tore butt, 80 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:39,240 is that my man from Montreal is gonna be filling in at goalie. 81 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:42,110 -Give it up for Zorro. -Oh. It's pronounced, um, "Zoreaux." 82 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,910 -I'm sorry. Zorro. -"Zoreaux." 83 00:03:44,990 --> 00:03:47,410 You-- I don't know what I'm doing wrong here. 84 00:03:47,490 --> 00:03:49,620 Point is, gentlemen, unless one of y'all got a crystal ball, 85 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:51,290 we don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow. 86 00:03:51,370 --> 00:03:52,750 That's why we play the game. 87 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:55,920 So let me hear it! Richmond on three! One, two, three! 88 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,920 -Richmond! -Right, come on. Let's go. 89 00:04:01,010 --> 00:04:03,010 -Hey, Coach. -Howdy, fellas. How can I help you? 90 00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:05,970 Um, so, uh, since Jamie Tartt has gone back to Man City, 91 00:04:06,050 --> 00:04:08,840 uh, you've lost one, you've drawn one, you've not scored any goals. 92 00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:09,930 -Yeah. -So I'm wondering, 93 00:04:10,010 --> 00:04:12,260 how worried are you about the threat of relegation? 94 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:16,560 Lloyd, right now I'm mostly concerned with the definition of relegation. 95 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:19,270 What you got for me, Marcus? 96 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,070 Just wanted to know how you're feeling about the departure of Jamie Tartt. 97 00:04:22,150 --> 00:04:23,740 Yeah. Um... 98 00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:26,530 Well, if I'm being honest, it, uh, breaks my heart a little. 99 00:04:26,610 --> 00:04:28,780 I think one of the neatest things about being a coach 100 00:04:28,870 --> 00:04:30,870 is the connection you get to make with your players. 101 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:34,080 That's a loss that hits me a lot harder and is gonna stay with me a lot longer 102 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,660 than anything that happens while playing a game on a patch of grass. 103 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:39,040 All right. See you fellas in Liverpool, yeah? 104 00:04:39,130 --> 00:04:40,260 Yeah. 105 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:44,840 Oh. Hey! Last one there is a Scotch egg! Whoo! 106 00:04:46,510 --> 00:04:47,510 What? 107 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:02,360 Hey, there he is. 108 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,280 -Good to see you, buddy. -All right, let's go. 109 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,610 Here we go. It's the presidential suite. Hope it's to your satisfaction. 110 00:05:41,690 --> 00:05:44,150 Would you like me to show you the various room amenities? 111 00:05:44,230 --> 00:05:45,770 No, thank you. 112 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:47,860 My lady and I wanna have a quick shag and a shower 113 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:49,290 before we hit the town tonight. 114 00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:51,110 Welcome to Liverpool. 115 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,330 What? He would've spent a cash tip in, like, a minute. 116 00:05:56,410 --> 00:05:59,120 Come on. The image I just gave him is gonna last for a lifetime. 117 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:02,250 No, it's-- it's not you. It's-- Oh, fuck. 118 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:05,760 This is Rupert's and my anniversary weekend. And-- 119 00:06:07,090 --> 00:06:09,300 -It's the first one I've spent by myself-- -Hey, it's okay. 120 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:15,100 Thank you. 121 00:06:16,970 --> 00:06:19,180 -Mm. -Ooh. That's a long hug. 122 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:24,610 So, just to remind you, the hotel furniture stays in the rooms, 123 00:06:24,690 --> 00:06:27,150 not the hallway or the pool. 124 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:32,620 Nor are you allowed to ship it to your homes or other hotels, okay? 125 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:34,660 All right, fellas, we got team meal in an hour. 126 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:37,280 After that, it's either gonna be movie night or a pillow fight. 127 00:06:37,370 --> 00:06:38,620 What's it gonna be this time around? 128 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:40,160 Movie night. 129 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:43,420 All right. But I tell you what, y'all say "pillow fight" one time, 130 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:45,040 and we'll never watch another movie together again. 131 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:46,340 -That's for you, Coach. -Thank you, sir. 132 00:06:46,420 --> 00:06:48,050 -And that's for you. -Thank you. 133 00:06:48,130 --> 00:06:50,970 Whoo! Room 5150. Finally. 134 00:06:51,050 --> 00:06:54,430 Sammy Hagar, greatest lead singer in Van Halen history. 135 00:06:54,510 --> 00:06:57,140 -In the post-David Lee Roth era. -Thank you. 136 00:06:57,220 --> 00:06:58,970 -Coach, what room you got? -5148. 137 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:01,440 -Hey. -Howdy, neighbor. 138 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:05,360 Yes, hello. We still haven't received the champagne I ordered. Thank you. 139 00:07:06,570 --> 00:07:08,280 Ah. Good question. One second. 140 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:12,360 Should I get the concierge to make us a reservation somewhere tonight? 141 00:07:12,450 --> 00:07:15,200 Shipley's steak house is unmatched in its cuisine and ambience. 142 00:07:15,740 --> 00:07:17,370 Mm. Is it now? Cool, I can do steak. 143 00:07:17,450 --> 00:07:20,080 Uh, yes. The steak house for two, please. 144 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,960 Does 8:00 p.m. work for you? 145 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,250 The business center is open 24 hours a day. 146 00:07:26,340 --> 00:07:27,340 Okay. 147 00:07:28,710 --> 00:07:30,130 What was that about the business center? 148 00:07:30,210 --> 00:07:32,710 Guests also have access to our state-of-the-art gym, 149 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,470 filled with the latest in workout technology. 150 00:07:35,550 --> 00:07:36,550 Like kettlebells! 151 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:37,930 Oh, my God. 152 00:07:38,010 --> 00:07:40,260 Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife. 153 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:45,440 From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke! 154 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:47,900 I don't even remember doing this. 155 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,360 -And if you're the artsy type-- -Right, enough. 156 00:07:50,860 --> 00:07:52,530 This weekend is moving forward. 157 00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:55,990 When that champagne arrives, we are going to get drunk, have a nice meal, 158 00:07:56,070 --> 00:07:57,490 and leave the past in the past. 159 00:07:57,580 --> 00:07:59,750 -Sound good? -Sounds fucking great. 160 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,040 Oh. Speak of the devil. 161 00:08:04,420 --> 00:08:06,260 Hello, Stinky. 162 00:08:08,420 --> 00:08:12,760 Still giving you the big room even without old gray walnuts footing the bill. 163 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,880 Good. Fuck Rupert! 164 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:19,180 Oh. Who's this then? Is this your concubine? Is she Russian? 165 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:22,100 -Are you Russian? -A, I love you. B, who are you? 166 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:26,980 Let me introduce Flo Collins, my best mate since we were little. 167 00:08:27,060 --> 00:08:30,020 Brilliant child psychologist and proud, newly single... 168 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:30,990 Mm-hmm. 169 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:34,490 ...mother to the most amazing 12-year-old little girl called Nora, my goddaughter. 170 00:08:34,570 --> 00:08:35,490 Wow. 171 00:08:35,570 --> 00:08:38,490 Both of whom I've completely neglected to speak to in the last six years. 172 00:08:38,950 --> 00:08:40,580 Oh, Jesus, Stinky. 173 00:08:40,660 --> 00:08:43,580 Remind me to bury you in the set list for speeches at my funeral. 174 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,080 Hi, I'm Flo. Or you can call me "Sassy." I don't care which. 175 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:49,130 So, you heard about the divorce? 176 00:08:49,210 --> 00:08:53,340 Yeah. I bumped into Derren at a party. He told me right after he hit on me. 177 00:08:53,420 --> 00:08:57,010 Hey, what's new? Still, weird order for him to roll out that information. 178 00:08:57,550 --> 00:08:59,220 Right, what's in the plan for tonight, then? 179 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:01,010 Shall I call down? Get myself a robe? 180 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:02,100 Oh! 181 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,140 Look what I've got. 182 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:05,890 Ta-da! 183 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,520 Stole it off a room service trolley outside. 184 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,810 You're amazing! 185 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:11,940 -I'm Keeley, by the way. Hi! -Oh! 186 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:13,110 Yeah, I know who you are, honey. 187 00:09:13,190 --> 00:09:15,440 My ex used to masturbate to you like a maniac, so... 188 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:32,630 Am I cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs thinking we can beat these guys tomorrow? 189 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:35,000 -No, we match up perfectly. -Exactly. 190 00:09:35,090 --> 00:09:36,970 What about you, Nate? You believe these guys can win? 191 00:09:37,340 --> 00:09:38,760 I believe this team can do anything. 192 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,550 See? There you go. That's what I'm talking about. 193 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,180 Okay, Nate. So if you were me, what would you tell these guys? 194 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:44,550 Oh, no. I wouldn't-- No, I don't-- 195 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,770 Hey. I'm just asking for your opinion. You understand that, yeah? 196 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:49,560 -Yeah. -And you got one, yes? 197 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:51,610 -Yeah. -Locked, loaded, ready to rip? 198 00:09:51,690 --> 00:09:53,030 Mm-hmm. 199 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:54,150 -Let me hear it. -No. 200 00:09:54,230 --> 00:09:56,650 Why not? What are you afraid's gonna happen if you tell me? 201 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:58,580 That you won't like my idea and it makes you hate me. 202 00:09:58,650 --> 00:09:59,530 Then you fire me. 203 00:09:59,610 --> 00:10:01,860 Then I have to move back in with my parents and they'll be ashamed of me. 204 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:04,580 Then everyone finds out back home and laughs at me until my face melts off. 205 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:05,540 Excuse me. 206 00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:11,170 Well, at least he didn't stammer. 207 00:10:12,790 --> 00:10:13,790 Mm. 208 00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:21,310 I gotta go take care of a couple things. I'll see you in the morning, all right? 209 00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:23,390 Hey, do me a favor. Keep an eye on these guys, 210 00:10:23,470 --> 00:10:27,520 'cause around the 74 minute mark, there's gonna be a room full of grown men crying. 211 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:29,480 I'll be one of 'em. 212 00:10:32,150 --> 00:10:34,280 Right, so I hadn't prepared anything. 213 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,490 Not the brightest idea for a maid of honor, especially with an open bar. 214 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,110 Yeah, she was the star of the weekend. 215 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,080 -Yeah, I gave Elton John a boner. -You did what? 216 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,410 -No, you didn't. -Yes, I did! 217 00:10:44,490 --> 00:10:46,370 He has repeatedly denied that. 218 00:10:46,450 --> 00:10:48,290 Ah. Classic "she said, she said," innit? 219 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:54,250 Would you ladies like another bottle? A little dessert perhaps? 220 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:58,090 My sexy and extremely single friend here 221 00:10:58,170 --> 00:11:01,260 actually prefers her desserts on the larger side. 222 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:04,090 If that's something you could possibly accommodate. 223 00:11:05,890 --> 00:11:07,060 I'll give you a few minutes. 224 00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:08,230 Thank you. Sorry. 225 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:12,560 I can't believe you just did that. 226 00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:14,150 Oh, shut up. You love it. 227 00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:16,270 Right. I'm going for a smoke. Stinky? 228 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,650 No. Don't smoke anymore. 229 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:21,320 And yet, you're still on fire. 230 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:23,490 Hmm. 231 00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:28,580 Yeah, I don't know. Just-- 232 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:33,540 May I suggest flushing it again but harder? Okay, bye. 233 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:35,960 Hi, how can I help you? 234 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,210 Hey, how you doing? I was wondering if y'all had a fax machine. 235 00:11:39,210 --> 00:11:40,300 Fax machine? 236 00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:45,300 Oh, okay. Um, that's a good question. If you bear with me a second, 237 00:11:45,390 --> 00:11:47,890 I'll just check with a colleague and see what I can find out. 238 00:11:47,970 --> 00:11:51,770 A fax machine, hey? Are you sending something to the year 1997? 239 00:11:51,850 --> 00:11:54,270 Yeah, just a little note to myself telling me to buy Apple stock. 240 00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:55,810 Oh. Good idea. 241 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:59,030 Can you tell me to murder J.K. Rowling and write the first Harry Potter book as well? 242 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,030 Can do. Yeah. I'll probably write "handle" instead of "murder," 243 00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:03,530 so there's no paper trail. 244 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,240 -Yeah, I'm Ted, by the way. -Oh. Sassy. 245 00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:08,410 Sassy, huh? Like the Smurf, right? 246 00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:11,160 Don't think there was a Sassy Smurf, was there? 247 00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,250 That's too bad. 248 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:14,870 Seems like a Smurf with an attitude would've been a lot of fun to watch. 249 00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:18,380 All right, yeah, I'll tell him. Let me know how the trial goes. Okay, bye. 250 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,670 Right, we no longer have a fax machine on the premises. 251 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,930 But the concierge was able to locate one 252 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:27,430 at a tanning salon eight miles away in Croxteth. 253 00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:28,720 You know what, that's okay. 254 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,800 I'm just gonna hit this manicurist nearby that has carrier pigeons. 255 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,270 -Thank you though. All right. -Okay. 256 00:12:35,850 --> 00:12:36,940 Nice meeting you. 257 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,780 Right, how can I help you? 258 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,860 Well, I was gonna go out for a smoke 259 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:43,110 and hope my friend picks up the check while I was gone. 260 00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:46,910 Then I saw Magnum, P.I. in line, figured I'd flirt with him as well. 261 00:12:46,990 --> 00:12:49,620 -See what happens, you know? -Oh, well, good luck. 262 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:52,040 Yeah, I think I fucked it. 263 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,960 I-- I actually get off in about 30 minutes if you'd like to, uh-- 264 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,210 Of course not, why would you? 265 00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:02,050 You are who you choose to be. 266 00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:07,470 Superman. 267 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:13,810 Okay, so I just met the fucking Marlboro Man in the-- 268 00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:16,730 -Where's Stinky gone? She abandoned you? -No, she just went to pee. 269 00:13:16,810 --> 00:13:18,310 -Oh. -Where does "Stinky" come from? 270 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,240 I remember the day she moved into our town. 271 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:23,280 She was already taller than me, had bigger boobs. 272 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:26,410 Family was rich. So, first day of year seven, 273 00:13:26,490 --> 00:13:29,160 I told everyone her nickname was "Stinky." 274 00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:30,660 That's genius. 275 00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:33,250 To the ties that bind us. 276 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:34,540 To Rebecca. 277 00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:37,830 Yeah, that's not Rebecca. 278 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:39,960 How do you mean? 279 00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,300 No, the real Rebecca is silly. 280 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,540 Strong, yeah, but not cold. 281 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,510 -Have you ever heard her sing? -No. 282 00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:49,130 Ah. Beautiful voice. 283 00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:52,230 Her and Nora would sing through the door for hours. 284 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,310 Do you wanna build a snowman? 285 00:13:54,390 --> 00:13:56,230 -Who's Nora? -My daughter. 286 00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:57,520 Oh, yeah. 287 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,140 Yeah, if you like that woman, you are gonna love Rebecca. 288 00:14:01,610 --> 00:14:03,320 -Ready? -What about the bill? 289 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,900 -Thank you, Miss Welton. -Okay. 290 00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:10,990 Do you wanna do that thing where you pretend you wanted to pay? 291 00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:12,950 Oh, yeah, yeah. This is really good fun. Join in. 292 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,160 Oh, you absolute piece of shit! I was about to do that! 293 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:19,090 -I was just about to get my card out. -I can't believe that you've done this. 294 00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:22,130 -We were gonna split. That was so nice. -Six years I've waited for this... 295 00:15:10,630 --> 00:15:13,050 -What the hell are you doing? -I'm-- I'm so sorry. I just-- 296 00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:14,140 You're what? 297 00:15:14,850 --> 00:15:17,100 -What is this? -It's just my thoughts on the team. 298 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:19,270 Go, Nathan. Come on, it's past curfew. 299 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:20,810 -Go! Get outta here! -Sorry. 300 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:39,790 Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife. 301 00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:45,580 From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke! 302 00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:50,050 And if you're the artsy type, or you're just trying to impress a date, 303 00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:51,970 Liverpool has more museums and galleries... 304 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,180 Welcome to Goodison Park. I'm Arlo White here with Chris Powell. 305 00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:58,970 -Okay, guys! Got some snacks here! -Whoo-hoo! 306 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:02,400 Let's try not to eat them all in the first half. Come on, Richmond! 307 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,070 It's eighth-place Everton hosting AFC Richmond, 308 00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:08,030 in 18th and staring relegation in the face. 309 00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:10,240 The last time Richmond left here with a win, 310 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:14,990 the number one song in the UK was by Elvis Presley, "It's Now or Never." 311 00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:18,490 And that's certainly the case for Ted Lasso's men tonight. 312 00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:21,500 -Nate, can I speak with you, please? -Yeah. 313 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,300 You all right? 314 00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:31,590 I wanted to apologize for last night. I bit your head off for no good reason, 315 00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:33,800 and I'm really sorry about that and I hope you can forgive me. 316 00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:36,340 Yeah, of cour-- Yes, of course. 317 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:40,980 Thank you. Also, I read through your thoughts. 318 00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:42,980 -Yeah. -They're great. 319 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,560 And I agree with every last one of 'em. 320 00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:48,530 But I can't say this to them. 321 00:16:48,610 --> 00:16:50,610 -But they need to hear it. -I agree. 322 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,530 That's why you're gonna do it. 323 00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:54,570 Are you drunk? 324 00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:57,280 You're giving the pregame talk, and you're gonna read them this. 325 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:01,540 -I ju-- I don't know. -It'll be fun. 326 00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,040 No. No, no, no. 327 00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:07,330 Oh, my God. 328 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,170 All right, listen up, fellas. 329 00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:12,040 As of late, I feel like y'all have heard enough of my jibber-jabber. 330 00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:15,380 So I asked Nate the Great here to jot down a few of his thoughts and ideas 331 00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:17,180 about you guys and today's game. 332 00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:18,390 So let's focus up. 333 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,100 -All yours, Nate. -Okay. 334 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:29,980 -Let's go, Nate. -Come on, boy. You got this. 335 00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:33,060 -You got this, Nate. It's okay. -Okay. Thank you. Let's do it. 336 00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:37,330 -Isaac. -Hmm? 337 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,530 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got this, bruv, all right? 338 00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:42,660 Yeah. 339 00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:44,080 I've noticed of late... 340 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,380 that you've been playing like a big, dumb pussy. 341 00:17:55,010 --> 00:17:56,010 Wow. 342 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,340 What the fuck did you say to me, bruv? 343 00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:02,470 You're more concerned about looking tough than actually being tough. 344 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,690 There's a way to be intimidating without being physical. 345 00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:06,610 I hope you don't mind me saying. 346 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:07,930 Um... 347 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,860 -Sam. -Oh, no. 348 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,820 You're constantly getting beat on the wings. 349 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,030 It's 'cause you're indecisive. 350 00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:14,860 You second-guess more than a shitty psychic. 351 00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:17,940 The only African I know more imprisoned by their own thoughts 352 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,360 is goddamn Nelson Mandela. 353 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,120 Did you hear that? 354 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,080 You think that's funny, do you, Colin? You and all your fancy step over bullshit. 355 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,620 Let me ask you this. Do you wax your pubes? 356 00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:29,580 What? 357 00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:31,880 Did I stutter, dickhead? Do you wax your pubes? Yes or no. 358 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,000 No. 359 00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:35,180 Then why are you always trying to play like a Brazilian? 360 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:36,760 Yeah. 361 00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:39,220 What just happened? 362 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:41,550 -Uh, Rojas. -Whoo! Roast me, amigo. 363 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,680 All right. You say that football is life, right? 364 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,260 Football is life. 365 00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:47,770 -Yeah, well, then your defense is death. -Oh! 366 00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:50,850 The only person I've seen lose their man more often is Carrie fucking Bradshaw. 367 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:52,780 Oh! 368 00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:54,650 -Sex and the City. -Shh. 369 00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:58,280 -Yeah. -Tough but fair. 370 00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,650 Right. Roy. 371 00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:12,250 Go on. Say what you're gonna say. 372 00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:14,800 Okay. 373 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,300 Don't read it. 374 00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:21,880 Say it to my face. 375 00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:25,510 The great Roy Kent. 376 00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:28,350 You're old now. 377 00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:33,190 And slow. And your focus drifts. 378 00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:35,900 But your speed and your smarts were never what made you who you are. 379 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:39,780 It's your anger. That's your superpower. 380 00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:42,700 That's what made you one of the best midfielders in the history of this league. 381 00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:45,570 But I haven't seen it on the pitch at all this season, Roy. 382 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:48,290 I mean, you used to run like you were angry at the grass. 383 00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:51,710 You'd kick the ball like you'd caught it fucking your wife, for Christ's sake. 384 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,670 But that anger doesn't come out anymore when you play. 385 00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:57,210 But it's still in there. 386 00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:02,180 And I'm afraid of what it's gonna do to you if you just keep it all for yourself. 387 00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:24,570 Ooh! 388 00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:30,160 Let's go get these fuckers. 389 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,590 See? Told you it'd be fun. 390 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:53,640 And the impossible has happened. Richmond have won at Everton 1-0. 391 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:57,030 -Yes, Ted! Yeah! -Thanks to a rare goal from Roy Kent. 392 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,690 Kent was absolutely brilliant today. 393 00:20:58,770 --> 00:20:59,900 He was like a man possessed. 394 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:03,230 Yeah! 395 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,070 We know we are, we're sure we are. 396 00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:06,820 We're Richmond till we die. 397 00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:08,410 We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond... 398 00:21:08,490 --> 00:21:09,570 Oh, my God! 399 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,950 Come on, give us a hug, Nate. Yeah. 400 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,580 -Ted! -Hey! 401 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,460 -Congratulations. -Thanks, boss. 402 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:18,790 Could I, uh, just introduce you to-- 403 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,010 -Sassy Smurf! -Marlboro Man! Oh, my God. 404 00:21:22,670 --> 00:21:24,510 We know we are, we're sure we are... 405 00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:28,310 -I didn't know you were here. -Surprise! 406 00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:30,310 I've been thinking about you a lot this weekend. 407 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,850 Oh, yeah? How come? 408 00:21:31,930 --> 00:21:35,520 'Cause you and your crazy hair keep popping up every time I turn on my TV. 409 00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:41,490 Oi! Listen up! 410 00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:44,440 None of you are going back to the hotel tonight. 411 00:21:44,530 --> 00:21:48,080 'Cause we did something today that no one thought we could do, including us! 412 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,080 So, we're going out, we're celebrating, 413 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,500 and we're gonna rub it in this city's fucking face! 414 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,130 Roy! Roy! Where are we going? 415 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,160 Keeley? 416 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:05,460 Well, Liverpool has much to offer. 417 00:22:05,550 --> 00:22:09,600 From pubs to clubs to the great Asian pastime of... 418 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:14,060 -I said maybe -Said maybe 419 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:16,560 You're gonna be the one that saves me 420 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,350 Saves me 421 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:23,400 And after all 422 00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:29,740 You're my wonderwall 423 00:22:30,990 --> 00:22:32,240 I'm going for a smoke. 424 00:22:32,330 --> 00:22:33,960 -Can I join you? -Come on. 425 00:22:34,790 --> 00:22:36,670 Thank you, Richmond FC! 426 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,250 So, what's Marlboro Man's story, then? 427 00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:43,970 'Cause I kinda wanna grab him by the ears 428 00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:46,720 and ride that little mustache like a Jet Ski. 429 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,140 -It's so good to see you, Sass. -You too, Stinky. 430 00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:54,430 God. You know, today would've been my-- 431 00:22:54,510 --> 00:22:57,390 Of course I know. Why do you think I'm here? 432 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:00,900 Mate, I'm so sorry. 433 00:23:01,770 --> 00:23:04,980 I'm sorry for disappearing from you, from Nora. 434 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:07,820 I really am. 435 00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:10,070 Thank you for saying that. 436 00:23:10,150 --> 00:23:11,440 Mm. 437 00:23:11,530 --> 00:23:13,620 God, that man took so much from me. 438 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,410 No. 439 00:23:15,490 --> 00:23:20,620 Rupert is a horrible man who built an ivory tower he kept you captive in. 440 00:23:20,710 --> 00:23:25,130 But you climbed every single step of that tower on your own. 441 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,550 You're the one who stopped coming home, stopped calling. 442 00:23:28,630 --> 00:23:31,880 Who made a six-year-old girl wonder what she'd done wrong. 443 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,720 I'll always be your biggest defender, 444 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,800 but you have to own up to the part that you played. 445 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:39,480 You're right. 446 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,060 Course I'm right. I'm always right. 447 00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:43,100 You're not always right. Most of the time you're an arse. 448 00:23:43,190 --> 00:23:45,900 There you are. Fucking hell. I thought you guys ditched me. 449 00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:47,440 -No! -As if! 450 00:23:47,530 --> 00:23:51,410 Jesus, I didn't know that I had abandonment issues till right now. 451 00:23:51,490 --> 00:23:53,120 Come on, Rebecca. Your song's up next. 452 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,120 -What? -Yeah. 453 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,660 No, I didn't put a song in. 454 00:23:55,740 --> 00:23:58,370 Well, then someone else must've done it for you. 455 00:23:59,450 --> 00:24:00,790 Who could've done that? 456 00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:03,120 See? You are an arse. 457 00:24:03,210 --> 00:24:05,750 Caught in a bad romance 458 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:09,680 Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah Roma-roma-ma 459 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,850 Gaga, ooh-la-la 460 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,300 Want your bad romance 461 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,680 All right, who's next? 462 00:24:19,770 --> 00:24:21,230 Me, me, me. 463 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,310 Your turn, Rebecca. Get on up here. 464 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,150 Thank you. Oh, God. 465 00:24:27,230 --> 00:24:30,480 Okay. Uh, I don't even know what song I'm singing. 466 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:34,240 But I would like to dedicate it to the best friend a girl could ever have. 467 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,990 That is me! She's talking about me! 468 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,040 This is also dedicated to my goddaughter, Nora. 469 00:24:46,670 --> 00:24:47,670 I love you. 470 00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:53,760 The snow glows white On the mountain tonight 471 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,640 Not a footprint to be seen 472 00:24:57,510 --> 00:25:03,270 A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the queen 473 00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:11,560 The wind is howling Like this swirling storm inside 474 00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:17,820 Couldn't keep it in Heaven knows I've tried 475 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:26,040 Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be 476 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:32,210 Conceal, don't feel Don't let them know 477 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:35,600 Well, now they know 478 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:39,230 Let it go, let it go 479 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:42,510 Can't hold it back anymore 480 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:46,150 Let it go, let it go 481 00:25:46,230 --> 00:25:50,230 Turn away and slam the door 482 00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:56,730 I don't care what they're going to say 483 00:25:56,820 --> 00:26:00,740 Let the storm rage on 484 00:26:00,830 --> 00:26:04,750 The cold never bothered me anyway 485 00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:22,180 -Ted. -Dad? 486 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:23,680 Ted? 487 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:26,100 Ted. 488 00:26:27,270 --> 00:26:28,270 It's okay. 489 00:26:29,650 --> 00:26:30,940 It's okay. 490 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:32,600 Try to breathe. 491 00:26:32,690 --> 00:26:37,110 I can't. I don't know what's going on. I'm-- I'm sorry. 492 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,580 It's okay. You're having a panic attack. Just breathe. 493 00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:44,000 Am I going crazy? 494 00:26:44,910 --> 00:26:46,410 No more than anyone else. 495 00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:50,790 All right. You're all right. 496 00:26:52,630 --> 00:26:57,890 There we go. There we go. There we go. Come on. 497 00:26:58,760 --> 00:26:59,760 Come on. 498 00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:06,970 There we go. 499 00:27:07,730 --> 00:27:09,480 I think I need to call it a night. 500 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:13,020 Gonna go back to the hotel and just get a good night's rest, you know? 501 00:27:13,110 --> 00:27:15,030 Would you like me to walk back with you? 502 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:16,900 Do you want to take my car? 503 00:27:16,980 --> 00:27:19,860 No, no, no. I'm okay. Thank you though. I appreciate it. 504 00:27:19,950 --> 00:27:21,700 -All right. -Okay. 505 00:27:26,330 --> 00:27:29,630 Hey, do me a favor. Just, uh, let Beard know I went back to the hotel. 506 00:27:29,710 --> 00:27:32,260 Of course. You just get home safely. 507 00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:33,670 -Okay, thank you. -All right. 508 00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:35,710 Okay. 509 00:28:52,540 --> 00:28:55,130 -Excuse me. Very drunk man coming through. -Yeah. 510 00:28:55,210 --> 00:28:58,460 Guys. Guys, guys, guys. I think we should take the boys to the pub. 511 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,760 Oh, I am so done, Sass. Sorry. 512 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,930 Think I'm tapping out for the evening too, actually. 513 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:08,100 So I have to take 18 young, handsome men all by myself? 514 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:09,970 Oh, trauma. 515 00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:12,440 -All right then. See you later. -Bye. I love you. 516 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,440 Amigos, I can't find my tropical shirt. 517 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,520 He's so drunk. 518 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,690 You won't need it, you won't need it. 519 00:29:18,770 --> 00:29:20,440 Right, want a lift back to the hotel? 520 00:29:20,530 --> 00:29:24,780 Oh, no. Um, I think I'm gonna walk, actually. 521 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,040 Unless you want me to come with you, 'cause that I can do. 522 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,370 -I'm fine. Really. -Yeah? 523 00:29:33,450 --> 00:29:35,540 Besides, that was yesterday. 524 00:29:37,790 --> 00:29:40,290 -You're wasting valuable time. -Yeah, yeah. I'm going, I'm going. 525 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,650 Oh, this is me. 526 00:30:02,690 --> 00:30:06,360 I'm sharing a suite with Rebecca. We've got separate bedrooms though. 527 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,080 Good night.