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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

2
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You look cute in bubbles.

3
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Ahh, you're just all liquored up.

4
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[MONICA LAUGHS]

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[KNOCKING]

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JOEY:
Hey, it's me. I'm coming in.

7
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I've had a very long, hard day.

8
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Want some chicken?

9
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No, thanks. No chicken. Bye-bye.

10
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You sure?
Some extra-crispy, dirty rice?

11
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For the last time, no!
Get out, Joey!

12
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All right.

13
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Are you okay? He wouldn't leave.

14
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He kept asking me if I wanted chicken.

15
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Chicken?

16
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I could eat some chicken.

17
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Hey, Joe!

18
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Could I get a, uh, three-piece,
some coleslaw, some beans and a Coke?

19
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Aah! Diet Coke.

20
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- Hey.
ALL: Hey.

21
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JOEY: Morning, Pheebs.
PHOEBE: I have to tell you this story.

22
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I was coming over
and this cabdriver...

23
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Was his name Angus?

24
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What?

25
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He was a cabdriver
we had in London.

26
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Oh. Ha, ha, ha.

27
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All right. Anyway...

28
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What was that pub he took us to?

29
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The Wheat Sheaf!

30
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And they had that beer...

31
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- Boddington's.
- Boddington's.

32
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Ooh, uh,
Pheebs was going to tell a story.

33
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So he had a really funny hat.

34
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I don't want to talk about it.

35
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- Hey.
- Hey, Ross!

36
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Boddington's!

37
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Oh, man!

38
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I'd walk back to London for another
frosty one of those bad boys.

39
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They have them at the
British pub by the Trade Center.

40
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Later!

41
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Shouldn't Rachel be back?

42
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Her plane got delayed.

43
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But she should be here by now.

44
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So you talked to her?
Did she sound mad?

45
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No. But she likes me.

46
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You abandoned her
on a plane to Greece.

47
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I did not "abandon" Rachel. Okay?

48
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Emily showed up at the airport.

49
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I had to go after her.
I did what I had to do.

50
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She's my wife. Rachel is my wife.

51
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Emily!

52
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Emily is my wife.

53
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Man, what is that?

54
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You haven't heard from Emily?

55
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Not since I lost her at the airport.

56
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I can't believe she can outrun you.

57
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Hey! She's fast, okay?

58
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You think you can beat me?
Let's go! Outside!

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Hi!

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ALL:
Hi! Rachel!

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Rach, I am so sorry.
I am so, so sorry.

62
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Come on.
You just did what you had to do.

63
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Hi, Pheebs.

64
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That's it? You're not mad?
It must've been terrible.

65
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Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece!

66
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There was a nice hotel, nice beach,
met the nice people.

67
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It's not too shabby for Rachel.

68
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So, what, that's it?

69
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Well, yeah. We're cool. Totally cool.

70
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Thanks, Rach. You're the best.

71
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Oh, no. You're the best.

72
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Oh, I got to go to the flower store.

73
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No one will tell me where Emily is...

74
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...so I'm sending 72 long-stemmed, red
roses to her parents' house.

75
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One for each day
I've known and loved her.

76
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That should get her talking.

77
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When you make out the card,
be sure to make it out to "Emily."

78
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It's good that you had
such a good time in Greece.

79
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What?

80
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I didn't have a good time in Greece!

81
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Ross abandoned me!

82
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I couldn't get a plane out.
I had to stay in their suite!

83
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People came up to me going,
"Mrs. Geller! Why are you cry?"

84
00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,973
I mean, it was so humiliating!

85
00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:10,309
I felt like such an idiot!

86
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It's all my fault. You know why?

87
00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:16,440
Because I make very bad decisions.

88
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Oh, that's not true.

89
00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:21,570
Yes, it is true.
I went after Ross in stupid London!

90
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London is stupid! Stupid!

91
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I should've never gone to London.

92
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From now on, you make
all my decisions for me.

93
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Oh, no.
I did that for someone once.

94
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I'm not comfortable having
that power over someone's life.

95
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I'll do it.

96
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Fine. Monica, you are now
in charge of my love life.

97
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Okay. I got to go to work.

98
00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:01,193
And, uh, Rachel, great to have you back.

99
00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:07,324
Pheebs!

100
00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,831
Always a pleasure.

101
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Rachel? Sweetie, look.

102
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Here's a cute picture of you and Joey.

103
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He's married.

104
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Ross is married. I still can't believe it.

105
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Honey, sweetie, by the edges.

106
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I'll just have to accept it.

107
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I mean, it's my fault.

108
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Edges! Fingers! Smudgy!

109
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Oh, my God!

110
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That's okay. I know that
you're very upset right now.

111
00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,163
I know that wasn't about me.

112
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I bet it was about her a little.

113
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If you'd stop thinking about Ross...

114
00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:03,338
...you'd notice there are
great guys everywhere.

115
00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:04,673
Look. Gunther.

116
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He's nice. He's cute.

117
00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,721
Yeah. I guess Gunther is...

118
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What about that guy over there?

119
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That's the guy
you flirted with at the counter.

120
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Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

121
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You're going to talk to him.

122
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I make your decisions,
and I say you're going to talk to him.

123
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All right.

124
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You're the boss.
I got to do what you tell me.

125
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Say that to him, and you're golden.

126
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- Hey.
RACHEL: Hey.

127
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Hey, Pheebs.
We got our pictures back from London.

128
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Here's all of us
at the Tower of London...

129
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Here we all are.

130
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There's Ross and Joey and you and...

131
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And me.

132
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We've been talking about
London too much.

133
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Sorry, it's just because
I couldn't be there.

134
00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:05,066
All I get to do now is pregnant stuff.
It bums me out.

135
00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,776
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry.

136
00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,906
- What happened?
- A little of this, a little of that.

137
00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,824
I got myself a date tomorrow.

138
00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:17,078
See? Didn't I tell you?
You're getting over Ross already.

139
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Get out.

140
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What took so long?

141
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I got caught up at work.
But I'm quitting tomorrow.

142
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So thanks for having me over.

143
00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:51,279
Rach...

144
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Pheebs...

145
00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,087
See you, man.

146
00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,883
What the hell was that?

147
00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:16,721
Probably some European
goodbye thing he picked up in London.

148
00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,557
That's not European.

149
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,976
It felt French.

150
00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,983
I really had a good time.

151
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Yeah, me too.

152
00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:32,904
- So...
- So...

153
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I guess this is it.

154
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Yeah, um...

155
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- Unless you want to come inside?
- Yeah!

156
00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:45,250
Oh, uh, wait a minute. You know what?
I can't decide this.

157
00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,588
Okay. Just hold on a second.

158
00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,634
Um, hi.

159
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,094
Hi.

160
00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,638
Where's Monica?
I have to ask her something.

161
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Doing her laundry.

162
00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,100
What's that?

163
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,978
It came in the mail today.

164
00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,732
It's 72 long-stemmed, red roses.

165
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,860
One for each day
I've known and loved Emily...

166
00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:14,237
...cut up into mulch.

167
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,991
Honey, that's awful.

168
00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,118
It's not so bad.

169
00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,704
Monica's going to make potpourri.

170
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:30,211
I think I'm going to go
wander out in the rain for a while.

171
00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,463
It's not raining.

172
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:34,215
I can't catch a break.

173
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,887
You're not going anywhere.
Sit right here.

174
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:42,223
I'll make you some tea
and we'll talk this out.

175
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,558
All right?

176
00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,769
Okay.

177
00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:48,563
RACHEL: Hey, Dave.
- Yeah.

178
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:53,401
Um, I need to take a rain check.
My roommate is really sick.

179
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:54,653
Okay. Bye.

180
00:10:58,407 --> 00:10:59,866
Honey, listen.

181
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,745
I know things seem so bad...

182
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:06,289
...and that they won't get any...

183
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,375
Could I talk to you?

184
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,378
I dropped some socks.

185
00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:13,672
Yeah.

186
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:25,767
What is the matter with you?
Do you want to fall into the trap?

187
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:28,812
You did not drop any socks!

188
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,189
I saw Dave, and he said
you blew him off!

189
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,482
You listen to me!

190
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,569
I'm calling the shots!
I say you leave Ross and go get Dave.

191
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:37,946
What are you doing?

192
00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:42,158
Well, ultimately I was trying,
you know, I wanted...

193
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,620
...to tell him that
I'm still in love with him.

194
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,998
What? You cannot tell him that!

195
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,583
Why? Why not?

196
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,877
People love to hear that!

197
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,589
I make the decisions and I say no!

198
00:11:56,799 --> 00:12:00,427
You know what? No, you don't
make my decisions, because...

199
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,095
...you're fired.

200
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,097
You can't fire me.

201
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:08,852
I make your decisions,
and I say I'm not fired. Ha!

202
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,272
Well...

203
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,778
[GASPS]

204
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,992
Rachel! Come on, let me in!

205
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,744
Having some trouble?

206
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,288
Rachel locked the door.

207
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:31,499
I'll kick that door in
if you give me some sugar.

208
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,715
Rachel! Let me in!

209
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:47,974
Thank you.

210
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,521
Rachel? Can I talk to you
outside for a sec?

211
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:55,148
No.

212
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,942
We really need to talk.

213
00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,652
Well, then talk.

214
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,946
Okay, I will.

215
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,702
Remember that thing we just discussed
that you wanted to do?

216
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,120
Yes.

217
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,497
What thing?

218
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,753
Rachel wants to take
swing dance lessons.

219
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:19,923
Which I think is a really stupid idea.

220
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:23,259
It's dangerous.
She won't get what she wants.

221
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,513
And who knows who she might
end up hurting?

222
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:36,231
Monica's right.
Swing dancing can be tricky.

223
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,609
I have to use the phone.

224
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:43,780
I got to cancel those five, giant
teddy bears I sent to Emily.

225
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,491
My God. Think of the massacre.

226
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:48,785
I'm going to do it.

227
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,829
I know you think I'm crazy.

228
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:54,165
But before you tell him,
try to find one person...

229
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,709
...who thinks it's a good idea.
I bet you can't.

230
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,002
Please?

231
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,548
All right. Fine.

232
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,716
[BANGING]

233
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,929
Joey! I'm in!

234
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,306
JOEY:
All right. Good deal.

235
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,898
ALL:
Pheebs! Hey!

236
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:23,361
- Uh, Pheebs?
- Yeah?

237
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:27,824
Um, you know how you were saying
you didn't get to go to London...

238
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:29,868
...and you were feeling left out?
- Yeah.

239
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:32,954
Well, we all felt really bad
about that...

240
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:36,624
...so we decided to
take a little trip together.

241
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,002
Oh, that's so nice!

242
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,045
How great! Where's the trip?

243
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,799
Well, we thought we would all
go to a picnic...

244
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,009
[GASPS]

245
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,887
...in Central Park!
- Central Park?

246
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,264
All of us. All day.

247
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:52,849
That sucks!

248
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,519
That's not a trip!
I just came from there.

249
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,731
What'll we high-five about
at the stupid park?

250
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,901
It's right by my house. All right!

251
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:08,698
I'm going home to bask in the
triumph of my Central Park idea.

252
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,951
Hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissy.

253
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,496
I wanted to talk to you about...

254
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,875
...this whole new European thing
you've got going on.

255
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:22,253
And I need to say
it makes me very uncomfortable...

256
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,964
...and I just, you know, just stop it!

257
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,676
Just bringing some culture
to the group.

258
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,763
That's fine.
Just don't bring it in my mouth.

259
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,265
It makes me want to puke.

260
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,608
Hey, everybody! Pheebs is here!

261
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:48,696
ALL: Phoebe! Whoo!
PHOEBE: Okay. Whoo! Hi!

262
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:53,660
Pheebs, we decided that
the picnic idea was a little...

263
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,245
It didn't have any... Well, it blew.

264
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:03,211
We thought that this afternoon we'd
all go away for the whole weekend...

265
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,712
...to Atlantic City.

266
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:09,384
Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan!
Whose plan was that?

267
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:10,677
Mine!

268
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:11,886
[GASPS]

269
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,555
- Wait. It was my plan.
JOEY: No...

270
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,141
...I said we needed a new plan.

271
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,394
And I came up with Atlantic City.

272
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,604
Which is the new plan.

273
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,193
Why don't we, um, all
meet upstairs in an hour?

274
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,695
Okay.

275
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:32,407
I'm going to go pack.
I'm going to go pack my ass off.

276
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,244
Let's go.

277
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,997
You know what?
I'll meet you in a minute.

278
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:43,167
Rachel, you didn't find anyone,
so you can't tell him.

279
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,503
You know what? That doesn't matter.

280
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:50,425
Do you know how painful it is
to tell someone you love them...

281
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,468
...and not have them say it back?

282
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,264
I don't care.

283
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,475
Okay...

284
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,811
I can't watch.

285
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,119
What you reading?

286
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,413
Paper.

287
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,498
Yeah? What's it about?

288
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,170
The events from around the globe.

289
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,505
Okay...

290
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:35,011
Uh, there's something
I have to talk to you about.

291
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,888
Everyone's saying I shouldn't.

292
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,016
But I think they're wrong.
People can be wrong.

293
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:41,934
Once at work...

294
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,729
...I thought carbon dating
is fossilized...

295
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:47,732
I'm really trying
to tell you something here.

296
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,026
Yeah...

297
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,527
Go ahead.

298
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,239
I think I'm just going to say it.

299
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,908
I'm just going to say it.

300
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,702
Uh...

301
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:09,087
I'm still in love with you, Ross.

302
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,974
Wow, uh...

303
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:23,976
Huh. I'm...

304
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,938
Wow. I'm not sure what to do
with that right now.

305
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,898
[LAUGHING]

306
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,364
What? Was that a joke?
Because it's mean.

307
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,327
I'm so dead serious.

308
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,412
I'm totally serious.

309
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,956
Why are you laughing?

310
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,585
Because I just heard it!

311
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,879
I heard it! And it's ridiculous!

312
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,256
I mean...

313
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,715
You're married!

314
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,426
You're married, and it's just ridiculous.

315
00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:01,180
When I said it, I sort of
floated up out of my body.

316
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:06,144
And then I heard myself say it,
and then the floating Rachel...

317
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:12,275
I was like, "You are such an idiot!"

318
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,948
- Well, I am married.
RACHEL: I know.

319
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,743
Though I haven't spoken to her
since the wedding.

320
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,457
I'm sorry. That's not funny.

321
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,920
Actually, it kind of is.

322
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,717
My wife won't return my calls.

323
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:43,264
I don't know where my wife is.

324
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,729
"Hey, Ross! Where's the missus?"
"Don't know!"

325
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,357
Oh, God.

326
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:56,652
Okay.

327
00:19:56,820 --> 00:20:00,448
You know what?
Could you forget I told you this?

328
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,243
Well, I kind of have to.

329
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,287
Because the thing is...

330
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:10,249
The thing is, you know,
that you're married to Emily.

331
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,921
That is what the thing is.

332
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:20,843
Oh, God.

333
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:26,015
Things won't be weird between us, right?
Was that stupid?

334
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,350
Me telling you that?

335
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,977
No, no. I'm glad you did.

336
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,314
If nothing else...

337
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:36,776
...it's always great when someone
tells you they love you.

338
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,237
That's what I said!

339
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:45,618
- Thank you for being so nice.
ROSS: No. Thank you for...

340
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:48,955
Thank you.

341
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,501
- Okay, let's go!
- Yeah, Atlantic City!

342
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,127
ROSS:
Come on!

343
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,296
Atlantic City, baby!

344
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,299
Let's roll some bones. Hey, Joey!

345
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,093
High-five for rolling bones.

346
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,386
- Ow!
- Ow!

347
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,388
Oh.

348
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:06,722
Ooh!

349
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,100
Uh, Pheebs, you're leaking.

350
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,310
Oh, my God. Your water broke.

351
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,396
Oh! Okay!

352
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,148
Well, don't worry. I call shotgun.

353
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,528
Pheebs, we have to take you
to the hospital now.

354
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,407
Pheebs, the babies are coming now.

355
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,159
Honey! High-five!
The babies are coming!

356
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:28,703
ALL:
Whoo!

357
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,205
Remember when my water broke?

358
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,707
[ALL CHEERING]

359
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,380
Phoebe's going to have her babies.

360
00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,882
I know.
It's beautiful and amazing.

361
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:53,144
I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel
every time I left the room.

362
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:56,564
It's too bad they didn't
see us having sex.

363
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,275
Do you know anything about women?

364
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,569
No.

365
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,362
- It's all right.
- Okay.

366
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,328
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