1 00:00:22,319 --> 00:00:28,980 This strange but true story took place in a small town 2 00:00:28,980 --> 00:00:30,160 somewhere in the depths of Russia. 3 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:35,420 The characters' surnames have been changed, but their names are real. 4 00:00:39,459 --> 00:00:41,500 Waitress. Stop it. 5 00:01:12,110 --> 00:01:18,070 What kind of service have you had day by day? 6 00:01:19,430 --> 00:01:25,390 How lonely was the day, day? 7 00:01:27,090 --> 00:01:32,510 Higher the dress, higher. You need to raise it higher. Legs need to be shown. Well there is 8 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:37,110 show. Who should I show it to? There are three old guys and drunks in the hall. 9 00:01:38,210 --> 00:01:39,770 It's time to pay up. 10 00:01:40,210 --> 00:01:42,530 Check. Twenty five. 11 00:01:58,870 --> 00:02:03,530 This concludes our music program. We say goodbye to you. Until new 12 00:02:03,530 --> 00:02:04,530 meetings. 13 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,370 Hey, it's time to leave. 14 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,110 Now. Five. 15 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:16,310 So, comrade, are you planning to spend the night here? 16 00:02:16,550 --> 00:02:17,550 Hey! 17 00:02:19,070 --> 00:02:20,070 Now. 18 00:02:20,950 --> 00:02:21,950 Ten. 19 00:02:27,310 --> 00:02:28,310 Five. 20 00:02:32,190 --> 00:02:34,990 What should we fight for? For visitors. 21 00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:38,990 You read the newspapers, watch TV. Erotic programs, 22 00:02:38,990 --> 00:02:41,010 theater, sexy show. 23 00:02:41,330 --> 00:02:43,830 Miss Buchs. 24 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,720 Miss Legs, Miss... Yes. 25 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:52,180 The country is moving by leaps and bounds towards the victory of the sexual revolution, and we are here 26 00:02:52,180 --> 00:02:54,060 mired in tavern songs. 27 00:03:08,420 --> 00:03:11,060 Volodya, won't you take me home? 28 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:13,340 I'm so afraid of thunderstorms. 29 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,540 Angelika Ivanovna is with you. 30 00:03:15,940 --> 00:03:17,840 Breathe to the ends of the world! Thank you. 31 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,160 Angelica? What did he want, huh? 32 00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:16,060 Stop, you bastard! 33 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:32,120 The investigation established, taking advantage of the gullibility of Kudrina Angelika Ivana and 34 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:37,800 During a thunderstorm, citizen Botin attacked her. Despite the active 35 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:42,260 Kudrina's resistance, he took away her wallet with money in the amount of 100 36 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:46,360 rubles According to the above, citizen Botin is being prosecuted 37 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,240 liability under Article 145, part 2. 38 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,820 Accused citizen Botin, do you plead guilty? 39 00:04:54,390 --> 00:04:55,390 Comrade Judge. 40 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:56,790 I'm not your friend. 41 00:04:58,050 --> 00:05:02,330 Mister Judge. And not sir. How is he? Citizen. What? 42 00:05:03,030 --> 00:05:04,030 Citizen. 43 00:05:06,290 --> 00:05:09,190 Citizen Judge, I didn’t rob anyone. This is pure nonsense. 44 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:11,630 Anzhelika Ivanovna, tell them. 45 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:15,510 Volodya, I don’t remember anything. 46 00:05:17,470 --> 00:05:20,630 The victim is your last name, first name, patronymic. 47 00:05:22,450 --> 00:05:23,450 Kudrina Angelika. 48 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,240 Ivanna. Year of birth? 49 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,320 1900. 50 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,180 You have it written down there. 51 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:36,320 According to the procedural code... Well, okay. 52 00:05:37,580 --> 00:05:38,580 Place of work? 53 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:41,040 I have two places. 54 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,580 But now, in order to live, you have to turn around, you know. 55 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:48,500 So where are you going? 56 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:53,140 During the day I work at a kiosk, selling newspapers. 57 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,400 And in the evening I work in a restaurant. 58 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:59,920 Waitress. You know how many times you have been served. 59 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:01,580 Don't get distracted. 60 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:03,680 Tell me how it went. 61 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:10,320 After work, I asked Volodya to take me home. 62 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,060 Have you known each other for a long time? No. 63 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:13,880 He has been working with us recently. 64 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,800 So we walk with him through the park. 65 00:06:23,660 --> 00:06:24,660 There was a thunderstorm. 66 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,060 Don't get distracted. 67 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:27,640 No, no, this is very important. 68 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:29,400 There was a thunderstorm. 69 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:33,460 And then lightning flashed once again. 70 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:37,600 And then I don’t remember anything. 71 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,920 Have you been struck by lightning? 72 00:06:40,460 --> 00:06:41,460 No. 73 00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:43,000 But I passed out. 74 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,500 Maybe you got hit on the head? 75 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,220 Oh, what are you doing? 76 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:51,400 But you know, this is how it often happens. 77 00:06:51,820 --> 00:06:53,060 During a thunderstorm. 78 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,040 Something is happening to me. 79 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:57,600 Well, what exactly? 80 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:00,360 I don't remember. 81 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,140 Well, okay, that's all for now. Sit down. 82 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,800 Invite the victim's husband. 83 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,100 Kudrin Vitaly Vulfovich. 84 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,940 Do you swear to tell the truth and only the truth? 85 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:13,660 And what? 86 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:15,920 Oh, well, I mean, of course. 87 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:18,700 Place of work? 88 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,880 I work for Russia. 89 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:22,220 More specifically? 90 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,180 I pull nails with my teeth. 91 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:26,860 Why not tongs? 92 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,360 Any fool can use tongs. 93 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,360 And I want to get into the Guinness Book of Records. 94 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,960 What exactly is the record? 95 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,160 I'm hammering nails into a board. Well? 96 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,400 Then I pull. 97 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:41,580 How? 98 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:43,380 With teeth. 99 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:45,220 Twelve nails in a minute. 100 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:46,980 Is this a lot or a little? 101 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,840 Well, two more than one savage from Africa. 102 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:52,700 Well, we digress. 103 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:58,420 Do you confirm everything that is said in the indictment? Yes, in 104 00:07:58,420 --> 00:07:59,740 him. Prison. 105 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,480 Moisture. Everyone, sit down. 106 00:08:03,580 --> 00:08:06,200 Witness Makhnachev is called. 107 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:10,580 I warn you that you will be prosecuted for giving false testimony. 108 00:08:10,580 --> 00:08:11,700 responsibility. Klush. 109 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:16,160 Tell us what you saw on the night of... It was a dark night. 110 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:19,860 Further. There was a thunderstorm. 111 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:27,210 Lightning flashed. No need for poetry, witness. Well, I left the house for a little while 112 00:08:27,610 --> 00:08:28,930 We'll also omit the prose. 113 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:31,210 What's next? Get to the point. 114 00:08:31,870 --> 00:08:34,490 What did you see with your own eyes? Our own. 115 00:08:35,169 --> 00:08:41,490 When lightning flashed for the first time, I saw with my own eyes how he 116 00:08:41,490 --> 00:08:43,870 grabbed her. 117 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:52,120 When lightning flashed for the second time, I saw with my own eyes how it grabbed 118 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,120 him. 119 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:56,780 So, what happened the third time the lightning flashed? 120 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:00,360 The third time they were lying on the ground. 121 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:01,840 How were you lying? 122 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:05,420 Specifically. At first he was lying on top of her. 123 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:08,240 Then she specifically on him. 124 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:13,520 So you want to say that during the struggle they rolled on the ground? 125 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:16,640 The process was very strong. 126 00:09:16,940 --> 00:09:18,080 Okay, let's move on. 127 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,580 What happened when... 128 00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:22,430 Lightning flashed for the fourth time. 129 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,210 I can't say that. 130 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:26,190 Why? 131 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:27,670 I'm ashamed. 132 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:30,970 Speak, speak, Semyonovich. Let him be ashamed. 133 00:09:31,510 --> 00:09:32,510 Some kind of nonsense. 134 00:09:36,170 --> 00:09:40,130 Makhnatyev, maybe you want to testify in a closed court session? 135 00:09:40,390 --> 00:09:42,290 Yes, yes, it’s better indoors. 136 00:09:42,910 --> 00:09:46,190 How can I openly say that they weren’t wearing pants? 137 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:49,330 As if there were no pants. 138 00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:53,450 Where were they? 139 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,750 Don't know. I haven't seen them. 140 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:57,130 There were no pants. 141 00:09:57,490 --> 00:09:58,570 What did you see? 142 00:09:58,850 --> 00:10:01,910 What can you see when a person is not wearing pants? 143 00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:07,250 Are you saying that this bastard raped my wife? 144 00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:09,970 Witness Kudrin, I am asking the questions here. 145 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,430 A break is announced. 146 00:10:15,410 --> 00:10:17,090 Everyone leave the hall. 147 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:22,040 What, you old bastard, disgraced my wife, huh? 148 00:10:22,740 --> 00:10:23,800 Listen, Vitaly. 149 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:28,400 You, sclerotic, senile, if you thought there was something there, you couldn’t do it 150 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:32,240 should she tell me, her husband, first? I wanted to say it, but I was afraid. 151 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:35,140 You were afraid in private, but not afraid in public? 152 00:10:35,340 --> 00:10:36,340 Well, that's how it happened. 153 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:40,440 Well, the judge said it was a lien to go to trial, and I got scared. 154 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,020 Bad. 155 00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,680 Truth and Soviet Russia. 156 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,540 Soviet Russia is sold. 157 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,240 There is no truth and there never will be. 158 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:07,020 Yes, yes, yes. You're right. 159 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:15,260 So summer has passed. Well, my friend, you cooked the porridge. 160 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:16,920 Did you end up in court? 161 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,480 That's it, husband, write a different statement, he says. 162 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:22,240 He's strappy as hell, especially when he drinks. 163 00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:24,780 Eh, fly, fly. 164 00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:27,240 Thank you, Anzhelika Ivanovna. 165 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,760 Thank you very much. 166 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,240 For what? 167 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:36,080 They put our soloist in jail. What do you want me to do? 168 00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:40,160 Well, you girls, try it. 169 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:42,580 All. I've already tried it. 170 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,640 We need the highlight of the program. 171 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,820 Will we rehearse? 172 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:51,900 We will. 173 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:53,580 We will. 174 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,160 We will stand in a triptych. In a triptych? 175 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:57,860 Oh, I won't take off my clothes. 176 00:11:58,340 --> 00:11:59,380 I didn't understand. 177 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,220 What do you mean I won't? 178 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:02,640 Let's find others. 179 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,420 What are you making of me, an idiot? 180 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,300 Stole, robbed. Who's going to steal a hundred rubles now? 181 00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:13,140 The city is laughing at me, but I’m an Olympic champion. 182 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:17,180 Yes, get it out, get it out. This title is given posthumously. 183 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:18,440 Plela. 184 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:19,840 For life. 185 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:24,660 Ah, happy. I still have to finish watching my second mother. 186 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,380 What a woman you are, you are my wife! 187 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,240 Woman? 188 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:42,800 Angela. 189 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:45,600 I tried. 190 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:48,540 Or drove him. 191 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,780 Lizka about rape. 192 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,380 Yes, you've lost your teeth! 193 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,660 This one is scorched all over the city! 194 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,900 Yes, the whole city knows that you were with him without pants! 195 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,200 Write. 196 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:32,540 Again your knocks. 197 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,120 Write. 198 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:40,960 I demand that Bottin VV be brought to justice on charges of trying to do mine. 199 00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:47,980 Rape. All? 200 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,020 Don't you need me anymore? 201 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:53,280 Well, why aren't they needed? 202 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,840 Very much needed. 203 00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:58,200 You could say they are necessary. 204 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,160 This is a serious matter. 205 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:04,720 A medical examination is required. Tomorrow at 10 am 206 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:05,720 clinics. 207 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,440 Look, I'm going to fall ill... No, no, no, what are you talking about. 208 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:15,180 But we need to show you to this... Ah, gynecologist. 209 00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:33,200 Sex therapist. I'm listening to you. Doctor, I have sexual weakness. What is this 210 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,200 expressed? 211 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,560 I can't refuse anyone. 212 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,040 Okay, lie down. 213 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,380 With pleasure. 214 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,280 Will you allow me? Close the door. 215 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,360 We are waiting. 216 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,920 Thank you, doctor. Goodbye. 217 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,140 Everything is fine. 218 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,540 Stay healthy. 219 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,800 Will you allow me? Yes, yes. 220 00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:13,280 I recommend it. Blum Boris Solomonovich. 221 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,780 Scientist - specialist in the field of sex. Author of many books on this topic. By the way, 222 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:17,839 How many books have you published? 223 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,560 My eighth book has now been published. 224 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,000 It's called "The Joy of Sex". 225 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,800 Oh, I know, she came to us recently. Yes? 226 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:29,240 Excuse me, where do you serve? At the kiosk. On Belogvardeyskaya. Higher 227 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,620 Krasnogvardeyskaya. Yes. So how does it diverge? Like hot cakes. 228 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:34,220 This is very good. 229 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:37,680 People are now reaching out for knowledge. Yes. This is very important. 230 00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:40,120 Yes. Please, dear ones, put it down. 231 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:41,720 Well, I'm listening. 232 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:46,820 Boris Solomonovich, Anzhelika Ivanovna turned to investigations about rape during 233 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:50,480 very strange circumstances. Therefore, we need your professional 234 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,440 assessment on this matter. Oh, I see. 235 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:59,520 Well, then I’ll ask you to leave for a while. Well, if you need help, 236 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,880 in the corridor. Necessarily. 237 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,220 Well then, 238 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,280 lie down. Here first. 239 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:12,970 So let's get started, shall we? 240 00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:17,430 So that’s how it all happened, you’ll tell me now, right? 241 00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:23,610 All the details, all the details, mainly your feelings, right? 242 00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:25,870 It's stuffy, yes. 243 00:16:26,030 --> 00:16:28,990 Yes, it’s stuffy, probably due to rain. I always feel this. 244 00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:30,310 What? 245 00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:31,770 There will be a thunderstorm. 246 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:33,950 There was a thunderstorm then too. 247 00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:36,470 Just like now, right? 248 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:46,650 Well, then, continue. 249 00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:49,390 There was wind. 250 00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:54,050 Wind. Yeah. Yeah, the wind. So, huh? 251 00:16:54,610 --> 00:17:00,230 Yes. Strong. Strong. Strong wind. Strong, you know? Strong. 252 00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:03,870 Strong, strong wind, strong. So, huh? Yes. 253 00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:07,849 Then it started to rain. Rain. Rain. Rain. Now. 254 00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:22,170 Then... So. 255 00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:26,150 This all happened. It all started. 256 00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:27,790 Yes, 257 00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:33,650 yes, yes. Stronger, stronger. Even stronger. 258 00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:34,890 Where were the hands? 259 00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:36,370 Below. 260 00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:38,529 No sex. 261 00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:39,530 What? 262 00:18:42,070 --> 00:18:43,190 Closed, boy. 263 00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:44,430 For how long? 264 00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:46,910 One day for you. 265 00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:59,390 Women's sexual inclinations are very individual. They have a huge influence 266 00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:02,650 is influenced by the environment. 267 00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:08,340 The data I collected shows that 33% of women like to exercise 268 00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:14,900 love in the light, 21% in nature, 7% in 269 00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:18,340 car and 0.5% with my husband. 270 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:22,380 We are interested in Angelica, professor. 271 00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:27,240 Angelica, this is a completely unique case. 272 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:31,560 You know, the thing is that her genital area... 273 00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:38,580 directly connected with atl, with faith. And definitely, I definitely want to write to 274 00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:42,800 in his new book this heavenly sexual relationship. 275 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,480 More specifically. 276 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,780 Specifically a thunderstorm. 277 00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:55,780 Yes, it is during a thunderstorm that the citizen of Kutrina experiences a blackout 278 00:19:55,780 --> 00:20:00,560 retention centers and, conversely, stimulation of erogenous zones. 279 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:08,120 She completely relaxes. She is overcome by an all-consuming desire. 280 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:13,720 And at this moment any man can own her, you know? Even a five year old 281 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:18,140 boy, if, of course, he is capable of it. I am now concretizing my data. 282 00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:19,620 Now. 283 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:21,860 So. 284 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,880 Just a minute. 285 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,920 Just a minute. Here's my data. 286 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,540 Gentlemen! Let me... 287 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,120 I would like the joy of sex, citizen Kudrina! 288 00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:45,220 What's happened? 289 00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:46,780 Someone! 290 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,200 Hey people! 291 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,200 Earthquake! 292 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,560 I would like the joy of sex. 293 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,100 It's over. 294 00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:11,670 I would be happy. 295 00:22:13,310 --> 00:22:15,690 All that's left is sex life. 296 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:17,770 Khomyakov. 297 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,040 Did you get bombed by reiki or something? 298 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,660 No, just a thunderstorm. 299 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,340 The whole city is talking about your trial. 300 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,720 They even published it in the newspapers. 301 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,400 I read it. 302 00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:55,480 You are now a famous person among us. 303 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,520 Did I dream of such fame? 304 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,340 I once wanted to go to the movies. What about you? 305 00:23:01,660 --> 00:23:02,660 Closed! 306 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,140 Now it's such a shame. 307 00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:07,300 Such a shame? What a shame? What are you doing? 308 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,680 What a shame? 309 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:13,060 These artists. How am I there, this is Marilyn Monroe. In general, the voice was removed, nothing. 310 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,040 And this Madonna, what are you doing? 311 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,680 Did you see it on TV yesterday? And, by the way, the whole world knows them. 312 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,820 And you say, shame. 313 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,600 Do you know who is the most famous woman on earth now? 314 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,100 Who? 315 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,440 Mary Magdalene. 316 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,800 Yes, in general it was given out in the squares. 317 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,040 And nothing. 318 00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:35,620 They made a saint. 319 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:39,820 Listen, this is a court. Well, wear absolutely nothing. 320 00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:41,960 So what are the problems? 321 00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:44,180 I'll give you everything! All! 322 00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:46,580 How I envy you! 323 00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:49,160 That you were killed because of my powers! 324 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,320 And now you. 325 00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:56,300 Well, bolder, bolder. 326 00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:58,420 Well, be bolder, please. 327 00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,800 Well, go ahead! 328 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,280 Uh-uh, calm down! Enough! Next one please! 329 00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:11,440 The case of the rape of citizen Kudrina is being heard. 330 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,340 Attempted rape? 331 00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:14,860 Yes, yes, attempts. 332 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:19,860 Citizen Botin, do you understand the essence of the charges brought against you? 333 00:25:20,430 --> 00:25:23,230 It's clear. Do you plead guilty? 334 00:25:23,810 --> 00:25:27,850 No. So you didn't attempt rape? 335 00:25:28,450 --> 00:25:30,210 I couldn't do it. 336 00:25:31,050 --> 00:25:36,330 The fact is that I am not capable as a man. In what sense? 337 00:25:37,070 --> 00:25:41,930 I'm... impotent. 338 00:25:44,070 --> 00:25:46,950 Are you impotent? 339 00:25:48,010 --> 00:25:52,150 Citizen Judge, I ask you not to force my client 340 00:25:52,290 --> 00:25:53,570 that hurt him. 341 00:25:55,010 --> 00:26:00,730 Citizen lawyer, your client has evidence for him... so 342 00:26:00,730 --> 00:26:01,730 unfortunate illness? 343 00:26:02,490 --> 00:26:03,490 Eat. 344 00:26:04,710 --> 00:26:11,590 I will ask you to invite Nevzorova... Nevrozova as a witness 345 00:26:11,590 --> 00:26:12,590 Nikolaevna. 346 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,060 Do you know what subject you were invited to the court hearing for? 347 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,540 And how is that? 348 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,540 What can you say about the defendant Botin? 349 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:34,620 Vladimir Vasilyevich, he was my fiancé. 350 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,820 He is a very well-mannered and intelligent person. 351 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,480 He looked after her beautifully and gave flowers. 352 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:48,700 We talked a lot with him about Adler, Melorne, Apolinaire. 353 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,240 Who are they? 354 00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:56,360 French poets? No, let's be more specific, closer to the point. were you a member of 355 00:26:56,360 --> 00:27:02,240 relationship with the defendant? Vladimir and I are passionate lovers 356 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,840 poetry. It was poetry that brought us closer together. 357 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:12,260 In addition, Vladimir plays the guitar amazingly. He 358 00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:16,840 real paco-dolesel. 359 00:27:17,390 --> 00:27:21,610 No, the court is not interested in either Badler in the army or Puck and Lucia. 360 00:27:22,530 --> 00:27:27,910 There was a statement from your ex-fiance that he, excuse the expression, 361 00:27:27,910 --> 00:27:29,270 impotent. Can you confirm this? 362 00:27:30,130 --> 00:27:33,510 I am very sorry for you, citizen judge. 363 00:27:33,930 --> 00:27:36,370 And I'm even more sorry for your wife. 364 00:27:37,470 --> 00:27:40,730 Perhaps you suit her as a man. 365 00:27:41,180 --> 00:27:45,680 But I am convinced that you have never experienced such complete 366 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:51,220 unity, as I experienced with Vladimir. It is spirituality in love that distinguishes 367 00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:52,560 man from animal. 368 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,500 This is not the place to lecture. 369 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,120 Please answer a specific question. 370 00:27:59,580 --> 00:28:02,960 Is Botin impotent or vice versa? 371 00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:07,980 Perhaps Volodya could not give the woman... 372 00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:11,510 rough carnal satisfaction. 373 00:28:12,530 --> 00:28:15,350 But this was compensated by his high. 374 00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:19,810 If I understand you correctly, then Botin turned out to be untenable as a man. 375 00:28:20,530 --> 00:28:24,990 One could say so. Answer the court specifically, yes or no. 376 00:28:26,150 --> 00:28:27,150 Oh. 377 00:28:28,390 --> 00:28:33,470 But I want to say that Volodya will remain for me forever, forever a person. 378 00:28:33,470 --> 00:28:35,170 Thank you. You can go. 379 00:28:36,350 --> 00:28:37,350 Volodya! 380 00:28:48,570 --> 00:28:49,830 Margarita Nikolaevna, where are you going? 381 00:28:50,350 --> 00:28:51,350 I'm an investigator. 382 00:28:51,770 --> 00:28:54,270 I am handling the case of Vladimir Vasilyevich. Yes? 383 00:28:54,510 --> 00:28:58,210 Could you come with me to this room to clarify some things? 384 00:28:58,210 --> 00:29:01,370 details? I assure you, this is in your friend's best interest. 385 00:29:01,930 --> 00:29:02,930 Believe me. 386 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:04,410 For Volodya's sake? 387 00:29:05,050 --> 00:29:07,210 I agree to everything. 388 00:29:08,010 --> 00:29:09,230 It does you credit. 389 00:29:09,670 --> 00:29:10,670 I beg you. 390 00:29:13,090 --> 00:29:14,390 Now I will explain everything to you. 391 00:29:17,710 --> 00:29:20,990 Please, have a seat. Like this. 392 00:29:21,230 --> 00:29:22,230 Yes. 393 00:29:26,670 --> 00:29:30,150 My love is not my heart. 394 00:29:31,330 --> 00:29:38,090 I love you, but with unearthly love, undying feeling and undying blood. 395 00:29:38,090 --> 00:29:41,290 given to taste heavenly fire. 396 00:29:43,570 --> 00:29:46,030 Francualion! Да, он. 397 00:29:47,090 --> 00:29:52,370 Amazing. Do you like it? Yes. In connection with the above, I request the high court to dismiss 398 00:29:52,370 --> 00:29:55,070 my client's accusation... Unfounded. 399 00:29:55,310 --> 00:29:57,950 Unfounded accusation against citizen Kudrina. 400 00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:05,170 What kind of power? Tell me, what word does this wonderful knot have the power to check? 401 00:30:05,910 --> 00:30:12,870 Petrarch. Where are the strong and tight breasts? Where are the shoulders? Where is the lip 402 00:30:12,870 --> 00:30:13,870 ice? 403 00:30:14,570 --> 00:30:16,390 Further. Where... 404 00:30:16,810 --> 00:30:18,150 Shoulders, satin, where? 405 00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:19,850 Balm. 406 00:30:20,710 --> 00:30:22,670 Further. Yes, so as not to get untied. 407 00:30:23,930 --> 00:30:25,170 What are you doing? 408 00:30:26,310 --> 00:30:33,050 If you don't remember now, I'll leave. I remembered. Where are the shoulders? 409 00:30:33,050 --> 00:30:34,050 atlas, where? 410 00:30:34,350 --> 00:30:35,350 Balm. 411 00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:43,750 The court considers it necessary to conduct a medical examination 412 00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:45,070 Boot for the subject... 413 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:50,660 Establishing or not establishing his impotence. 414 00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:52,260 Yes, 415 00:30:56,300 --> 00:31:03,200 my friend, I deeply sympathize with you, of course, impotence in such 416 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,120 early age is not sugar. 417 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:11,080 Well, stand up and lower your pants. 418 00:31:17,770 --> 00:31:18,930 Panties too, please. 419 00:31:27,290 --> 00:31:28,610 Nothing funny. 420 00:31:31,230 --> 00:31:32,830 Cagenitalis normalis. 421 00:31:35,590 --> 00:31:36,590 Be patient. 422 00:31:37,710 --> 00:31:39,850 Aprioris kashmaris. 423 00:31:40,070 --> 00:31:41,290 In my opinion, that's all. 424 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,150 Normalis. 425 00:32:06,169 --> 00:32:07,570 Further. 426 00:32:13,430 --> 00:32:14,830 Further. 427 00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:21,130 Further. 428 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:38,500 So. 429 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:39,840 Fine. 430 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:51,380 Don't bother us. 431 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,360 Well, 432 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:04,840 let's try this. 433 00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:16,650 Take it. What? I don't drink, doctor. 434 00:33:17,590 --> 00:33:18,590 Necessary. 435 00:33:21,130 --> 00:33:22,130 Well, sir. 436 00:33:53,130 --> 00:33:54,130 This is porn. 437 00:33:56,310 --> 00:33:58,850 Maybe in some other place it’s porn. 438 00:33:59,130 --> 00:34:02,570 And here is an expert guide. 439 00:34:03,030 --> 00:34:06,890 This is experimentus visualis, so to speak. 440 00:34:07,870 --> 00:34:08,870 Focus. 441 00:34:46,759 --> 00:34:49,920 Sveta won’t complain about you, but I’m asking you to. 442 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,300 Now it's steelier. 443 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,580 Here and here. 444 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,460 So, let's summarize. 445 00:35:33,780 --> 00:35:39,440 I must say that as a man they are disappointing for you. 446 00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:43,720 But for the accused, it’s the opposite. 447 00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:47,400 Angelica! What? 448 00:35:57,290 --> 00:35:58,290 Chick. 449 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000 Well then. 450 00:37:11,740 --> 00:37:12,740 Thank you. 451 00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:14,140 Next. 452 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:59,900 So. Very good. I think you're right for us. 453 00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:06,220 We continue the meeting. Boris Solomonovich, please. 454 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:13,260 So. Let's first agree on terms. 455 00:38:14,260 --> 00:38:20,680 Impotence. Translated from Latin - inability, helplessness 456 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,100 men. But he must say, gentlemen. 457 00:38:23,580 --> 00:38:30,580 Believe my many years of experience, inability or ability 458 00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:37,300 men depend entirely on women. He, a man, can 459 00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:38,540 satisfy her. 460 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:45,520 In my latest book, a non-fiction book, “The Joy of Sex,” by the way, it is now 461 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:46,720 went on sale. 462 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:50,720 In our city you can buy it at any kiosk. Yes, yes, yes. I have in 463 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:55,120 pistol In my latest work there is a special chapter devoted to the method 464 00:38:55,120 --> 00:39:02,040 soft input. I must tell you, gentlemen, that no one 465 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:07,180 of you is not immune from a situation where you cannot. 466 00:39:07,460 --> 00:39:13,980 My method eliminates 100% failure even for such men 467 00:39:13,980 --> 00:39:16,180 age like you, Mr. Judge. 468 00:39:16,710 --> 00:39:17,710 More specifically? 469 00:39:18,070 --> 00:39:24,850 The key to my method is the sleight of hand of your or 470 00:39:24,850 --> 00:39:25,850 your partner. 471 00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:30,030 More specifically? Well, much more specific. 472 00:39:30,610 --> 00:39:31,610 Well, please. 473 00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:36,770 Sorry, Mr. Judge, if you did not understand, I can repeat it. I'm not talking about you 474 00:39:36,770 --> 00:39:40,590 I ask. Your conclusions regarding the defendant Botin. 475 00:39:41,190 --> 00:39:45,410 No impotent people. There are only inept and vulgar women. 476 00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:48,620 Sorry, but this doesn't apply to you. 477 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:55,680 You, you are quite the opposite. You belong to those rare, unfortunately 478 00:39:55,780 --> 00:40:02,380 women, at the sight of whom even the most incapable man begins to look like a horse, 479 00:40:02,380 --> 00:40:07,120 rear and kick. Sorry. 480 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:14,000 I believe that Botin had no luck with women before meeting you. You. 481 00:40:14,570 --> 00:40:21,350 You awakened the feelings of strength and power that had been dormant in him for the time being. 482 00:40:21,350 --> 00:40:22,350 opportunities. 483 00:40:23,310 --> 00:40:29,430 I understand, Volodya, that my conclusion about your sexual 484 00:40:29,430 --> 00:40:35,010 usefulness can result in a guilty verdict for you. But then 485 00:40:35,010 --> 00:40:41,650 think! What a sparkling world of earthly joys, women's smiles, 486 00:40:41,670 --> 00:40:47,450 embrace opens before you after you emerge from the shadows. And I 487 00:40:47,450 --> 00:40:50,190 you, do not be discouraged, remember Beethoven. 488 00:40:50,810 --> 00:40:57,790 Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. Forward to 489 00:40:57,790 --> 00:40:59,450 joy to the world! 490 00:41:02,050 --> 00:41:03,050 Thank you! 491 00:41:03,930 --> 00:41:04,930 Thank you! 492 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,300 Well, what do you say to this, citizen Botin? 493 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:25,440 Dear court, my client Botin claims that he is not 494 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:32,060 raped citizen Kudrina, and citizen Kudrina raped him. 495 00:41:35,380 --> 00:41:36,380 What? 496 00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:42,680 Did she really rape you? How is this possible? She's a woman! 497 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:46,840 Yes, which one? 498 00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:52,340 Citizen Judge, the facts of violence by women against men are not so incredible. 499 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:58,280 There are known cases where criminals were raped in women's colonies 500 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:04,400 Many different other examples can be given. In other words, you insist 501 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,040 justifying his subordinate. 502 00:42:08,629 --> 00:42:15,410 Sorry. I'm not just asking for justification. I demand that citizen Kudrina be involved 503 00:42:15,410 --> 00:42:19,790 to criminal liability for the violence committed against me. 504 00:42:22,350 --> 00:42:28,470 But this is nonsense. There is no such article in the criminal code. Eat. Eat. Not really. 505 00:42:29,110 --> 00:42:34,010 This implies that the man rapes, and not vice versa. 506 00:42:34,430 --> 00:42:35,530 Article 117. 507 00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:41,970 Rape, that is, sexual intercourse with the use of physical violence, 508 00:42:41,970 --> 00:42:46,230 is punishable by imprisonment for a term of 3 to 7 years. 509 00:42:46,610 --> 00:42:49,330 The gender of the rapist is not specified. 510 00:42:50,430 --> 00:42:51,430 Well, I see. 511 00:42:51,650 --> 00:42:52,950 Well, that goes without saying. 512 00:42:54,870 --> 00:42:58,610 Citizen, citizen Kudrina, how do you feel about this accusation? 513 00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:03,190 I already told you. 514 00:43:03,630 --> 00:43:04,690 There was a thunderstorm. 515 00:43:05,770 --> 00:43:06,850 I passed out. 516 00:43:07,970 --> 00:43:09,650 Maybe there was something. 517 00:43:10,830 --> 00:43:13,470 It is up to the court to establish the truth. 518 00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:17,550 Angela, go home! 519 00:43:27,130 --> 00:43:28,130 Daughter! 520 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,080 Is this true? 521 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,280 Daughter. 522 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:41,940 Are you going to court? Why? 523 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,080 You were tortured. 524 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,180 You don’t know mine, do you? 525 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,400 Let's go. 526 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,900 Oh, daughter, daughter. 527 00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:58,500 How about ours? 528 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,140 Did your aunties read about you in the newspaper? 529 00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:09,100 Well, they immediately tell me, go, Kirillovna, help out our Angelica. This 530 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:10,100 drowsiness. 531 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:15,440 These are dry buds, the root is stupid. 532 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:23,040 And this, my daughter, is dried mouse appendages, an excellent remedy, don’t you 533 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:29,640 Aunt Nyura sent this, it says how to use it. And this, this 534 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,820 My daughter suggested, she cooked it herself. 535 00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:39,960 a little at a time, three teaspoons in a glass, you put it in, and that’s it. Mom, 536 00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:42,680 and who should I give it to? This is for the judges. 537 00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:45,980 What's wrong with your eye? 538 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,600 Zhenek. Well, it’s okay, we’ll be there in a moment. 539 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,200 That's it. 540 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,540 Or maybe I’ll tell him now. 541 00:45:01,020 --> 00:45:02,450 Oh. Mother. 542 00:45:14,210 --> 00:45:15,850 He won't get through the door. 543 00:45:23,570 --> 00:45:25,950 Beautiful. But it’s also not necessary. 544 00:45:29,570 --> 00:45:31,050 You are a goat, not a deer. 545 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,560 Mom, you'll burn the whole house down. 546 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:45,400 Wow. 547 00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:52,860 Ugh. By the way, your great-grandmother burned the estate with one glance. 548 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:56,540 And grandma Daria derailed trains. 549 00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:58,640 German, of course. 550 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:04,600 And recently, out of habit, a truck drove off the bridge downhill into Litika. 551 00:46:05,340 --> 00:46:07,180 German also with humanitarian aid. 552 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,480 So for a whole week. 553 00:46:09,980 --> 00:46:14,820 The whole village was fishing for cookies, chocolate, and milk. 554 00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:17,620 Still, it’s good for the people. 555 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,720 And you don’t want to adopt family traditions. 556 00:47:32,330 --> 00:47:33,330 Who are you? 557 00:47:34,070 --> 00:47:35,530 Gosh. And you? 558 00:47:37,650 --> 00:47:38,650 Vitek. 559 00:47:39,070 --> 00:47:40,070 Well, I'm off. 560 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:09,520 Your own things. 561 00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:20,340 So, let's get naked without using our hands. I'll explain everything to you now. 562 00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:21,580 But what about without hands? 563 00:48:22,020 --> 00:48:28,640 It's like you're stepping on the hem of your dress, you're walking swaying your hips, it's all under 564 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:33,140 music. It exposes you to the dress, you free yourself in the case of a spotlight. 565 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,360 Got it? Okay, music please. 566 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:37,240 Music! 567 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:19,920 What next? 568 00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:22,440 How can I take off my panties without my hands? 569 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:25,640 And then I will explain everything now. It's very simple. 570 00:49:25,940 --> 00:49:31,400 You have to kind of roll them up, you know, roll them up. Here, sit down in 571 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:36,620 lightly touching the chair, you roll up your panties, so your leg is sexy, 572 00:50:45,370 --> 00:50:47,810 Listen, come on, come on, like this, like this, like this. 573 00:50:48,710 --> 00:50:49,710 Well? 574 00:50:51,210 --> 00:50:52,210 Well? 575 00:50:52,830 --> 00:50:54,830 Well, let's do it again. 576 00:50:55,330 --> 00:50:56,930 Well, it still doesn’t work. 577 00:50:59,610 --> 00:51:00,610 So, next. 578 00:51:00,910 --> 00:51:01,910 Margarita, please. 579 00:53:04,330 --> 00:53:05,330 How? 580 00:53:05,430 --> 00:53:07,550 Well, it was completely different there. Where is it? 581 00:53:08,470 --> 00:53:11,330 I saw this in a movie, in some movie. Now, now. 582 00:53:13,750 --> 00:53:15,890 She does this at the column. 583 00:53:24,490 --> 00:53:25,490 No, what is this? 584 00:53:26,470 --> 00:53:28,070 What to do, what to do? 585 00:53:28,910 --> 00:53:31,610 Okay, I understand. 586 00:53:31,890 --> 00:53:32,890 This is brilliant. 587 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:39,480 We must appreciate our folklore and their eroticism. ABOUT! 588 00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:42,200 We broadcast the BBC news. 589 00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:47,240 A sensational message came from Russia. In the town of Pochesalovo it takes place 590 00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:48,520 unique trial. 591 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:54,700 A woman is accused of raping a man. Her name is Angela Kudrina. 592 00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:58,720 We asked lawyers to comment on this event. 593 00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:02,560 In world practice, this is perhaps the first such process. 594 00:54:04,110 --> 00:54:07,770 And no matter what verdict the court makes, the name of Angela Kudrina will go down in history 595 00:54:07,770 --> 00:54:08,770 legal proceedings. 596 00:54:09,670 --> 00:54:12,630 Personally, I would like to meet this Russian woman. 597 00:54:13,330 --> 00:54:15,870 Fathers, this is about me. 598 00:54:17,350 --> 00:54:19,510 Thank you. We need to cancel the process. 599 00:54:20,190 --> 00:54:21,690 How can I cancel this? 600 00:54:22,770 --> 00:54:26,850 Do you understand what you are saying? All the lawyers will laugh at us. I don't care 601 00:54:26,850 --> 00:54:27,850 I wanted to become a lawyer. 602 00:54:28,970 --> 00:54:31,190 Our city is in the spotlight of the whole world. 603 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,820 Correspondents from 20 countries are visiting us. 604 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,340 Humanitarian aid is coming. 605 00:54:36,660 --> 00:54:41,620 Tourists are coming. They are coming to laugh at us, at Russia. You are not a patriot. 606 00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,540 I'm the mayor. 607 00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:50,460 I think about the people. 608 00:54:51,140 --> 00:54:52,140 Well? 609 00:54:53,980 --> 00:54:59,120 Tourists are currency. They called from Moscow. They promised furniture for the hotel, 610 00:54:59,180 --> 00:55:00,180 products. 611 00:55:01,620 --> 00:55:03,220 We will build an airport. 612 00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:05,920 New Vasiki is simple. 613 00:55:06,740 --> 00:55:08,580 And we will rename the city. 614 00:55:10,220 --> 00:55:15,800 I will do anything to help our Potesalians, those who chose me. 615 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:22,320 We will also erect a monument to this Angelica. Where? On the central square. 616 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,000 By the way, the place on the pedestal is free. 617 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:28,840 Well, well. 618 00:56:20,590 --> 00:56:21,910 Heroic truth. 619 00:56:22,190 --> 00:56:23,550 Why? 620 00:56:24,010 --> 00:56:25,590 It's already late. 621 00:57:16,750 --> 00:57:18,490 Here she is! Angelica! 622 00:57:32,370 --> 00:57:38,910 Ladies and gentlemen, our press conference is being broadcast to Europe, America and 623 00:57:38,910 --> 00:57:45,590 Japan. For a special statement, the floor is given to the distinguished 624 00:57:45,590 --> 00:57:48,800 scientist... Blum Boris Kolomonovich. 625 00:57:49,140 --> 00:57:53,460 And to the Japanese bioenergetics specialist Yama. 626 00:57:55,080 --> 00:58:01,860 That's Yame. Take a bite. Ladies and gentlemen, I have the great honor 627 00:58:01,860 --> 00:58:08,740 tell you, and through you the entire world community, about 628 00:58:08,740 --> 00:58:12,400 a unique discovery made by me and my Japanese colleague. 629 00:58:13,020 --> 00:58:14,240 Long time. 630 00:58:14,940 --> 00:58:20,160 It was not possible to observe signs of a phenomenal phenomenon here. 631 00:58:20,380 --> 00:58:26,400 The fact is that the men and women of this city, yes, men and women, 632 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:32,640 In general, everything living here has extraordinary sexual energy. 633 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:39,380 With the help of my Japanese colleague's newest device, we managed 634 00:58:39,380 --> 00:58:42,480 establish that over the city of Pochesalov 635 00:58:45,620 --> 00:58:52,260 there is an energetic, erotic field of incredible 636 00:58:52,260 --> 00:58:57,940 strength. It is part of the aerosphere surrounding the entire 637 00:58:57,940 --> 00:59:04,760 our planet. We were also able to establish that activity 638 00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:10,440 This field appears during a thunderstorm. Yes, it happens during a thunderstorm... 639 00:59:10,830 --> 00:59:17,550 transfusion of this sexual energy into the contactee. I'm happy 640 00:59:17,550 --> 00:59:22,310 to inform you that this contactor is, so to speak, a living battery of this 641 00:59:22,310 --> 00:59:26,490 sexual energy is in the middle today. 642 00:59:26,830 --> 00:59:30,750 Let me introduce you to Mrs. Kudrina Angelika Ivanovna. 643 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:48,460 Newspaper of sexual minorities. Vanka, get up. I have a question for Mr. 644 00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:52,760 Mikushito. Mister Mikushito, it is true that you are planning to open a center for... 645 00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,060 treatment of impotence? 646 00:59:56,220 --> 01:00:01,300 Question for Angelika Ivanovna’s husband. We heard you dream of getting into the book 647 01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:03,800 Guinness records. Can you tell us about this? 648 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,420 What should I tell you? 649 01:00:07,060 --> 01:00:08,540 I can show you. 650 01:00:34,220 --> 01:00:35,460 But I want to complicate the record. 651 01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:38,520 I will swallow them. Whom? 652 01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:41,960 Nails. But you have to drink it. 653 01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:44,920 One nail, one bottle. 654 01:00:45,180 --> 01:00:47,400 Our vodka completely dissolves them. 655 01:00:49,220 --> 01:00:52,620 Russian vodka. The strongest vodka in the world. 656 01:00:55,740 --> 01:00:58,980 Please. How did the trial end? 657 01:00:59,940 --> 01:01:03,380 This question will be answered... Taking this opportunity. 658 01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:07,780 and by the presence here of the entire human community, I want to declare that 659 01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:12,400 I drop all charges against Anzhelika Ivanovna and bring her my changes. 660 01:01:13,300 --> 01:01:18,400 Moreover, I am grateful to fate for bringing me together with this woman, 661 01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:21,580 thanks to which I felt like a man again. 662 01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:25,720 I'm happy that I live with this woman. 663 01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:32,760 Under the same sky, on the same land, among the same houses and trees. 664 01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:34,780 Mom, hello! 665 01:01:35,180 --> 01:01:40,220 Los Angeles Times. Mrs. Angelica, what business proposals have you received? 666 01:01:40,620 --> 01:01:47,360 Toyota offers me a contract to advertise their products. 667 01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:54,100 And the film studio Columbia Pictures is also going to sign a contract with me 668 01:01:54,100 --> 01:01:57,000 to shoot several films. 669 01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:01,700 I am, of course, ready to cooperate. 670 01:02:02,250 --> 01:02:08,650 Still, at the studio only on the condition that America turns to Malaska. 671 01:02:09,170 --> 01:02:13,290 And Japan will renounce its claims to the Kuril Islands. 672 01:02:40,010 --> 01:02:45,150 Angelica Kudrina in her historical homeland. 673 01:03:48,590 --> 01:03:52,270 This is where our story ends. 674 01:03:52,810 --> 01:03:59,210 Who doubts its authenticity and has not received full satisfaction, 675 01:03:59,290 --> 01:04:02,310 contact Angelica. 676 01:04:04,550 --> 01:04:06,290 Write down the address. 677 01:04:06,810 --> 01:04:12,910 City of Kudrinsk, former Pochesalova, Kudriny street, 5. 678 01:04:13,990 --> 01:04:16,690 Kudrina, Angelica. 679 01:04:17,930 --> 01:04:18,930 Write. 680 01:04:19,650 --> 01:04:21,670 She's waiting.