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Timmy, do you know what you found?

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This jewel is the sacred eye of Moabba.

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Someone must get this back to the
Zendure Temple or we're all doomed.

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Dylan, it's your line.

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But, uh, nobody likes a bossy director.

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Hal, we really need to rehearse this
scene, okay?

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Yeah, well, I don't give a rat's ass
about the scene. People watch my movies

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because I'm lovable. You got that?

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So, Dylan, what game are you playing?

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Oh, just one where an old blonde lady
asks you a bunch of stupid questions and

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you get to hack her to death.

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Sounds fun. Can I see it? Hey, hands off
the hair, you old witch!

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Bitch!

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Well, I better get back to the coven.

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Those cats aren't going to skin
themselves.

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monster, huh?

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The soda's warm. Give me a cold one,
Barbara.

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Yes, sir.

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They say you should never work with kids
or animals. I'd say he qualifies as

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both.

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Uh -huh. And his parents.

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You see them here teaching him any
values?

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No, they're too busy cashing his
paychecks.

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People like that make me sick. How do
you stand it?

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I'm his mother.

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Since he fired his dad, I've really got
to watch my step.

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Cute kid.

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Love him.

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Really lovable.

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Yesterday. Sybil, I have fabulous news.

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My prodigal son is returning.

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Justin is coming home for Thanksgiving.

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That's wonderful.

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I knew he'd come back. It's been three
years, Sybil, without a word.

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You remember the night he left?

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I'd just come back from that Save Our
Furs benefit.

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He told me he hated my entire pampered
materialistic existence.

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Then he asked for $2 ,000 and left for
Peru.

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Maybe being away three years changed his
mind.

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Maybe the money ran out.

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Sybil, I don't want to celebrate another
40th birthday without him.

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I want to prove to him that I'm not
something he has to run away from. And

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going to start by showing him the best
old -fashioned Thanksgiving we've ever

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had. Well, except for that one in Aruba
with Ivana Trump and Richard Simmons.

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Hey, I've got an idea.

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Why don't you bring Justin to my house?

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Everyone's in town.

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So I'm going to make a good old
-fashioned Memphis Thanksgiving.

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I'm going to use all four Southern food
groups.

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Sugar, salt, grease, and alcohol.

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It sounds tempting, but I can't. Oh,
come on. The whole family's going to be

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there, and you're part of my family. Did
I mention there'll be alcohol?

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I'd love to, darling, but I want Justin
all to myself this weekend.

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I'm even going to cook.

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All his favorite health foods.

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Oh, one question. Is it still correct to
call it brown rice, or is it rice of

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color?

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Hey, Mom.

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Hey, Zoe. I didn't expect to see you
here today.

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Well, I missed you.

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Really? Yeah, right.

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I came to visit Sean.

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Oh, too bad. I was going to take you
shopping for a car today.

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I love you, mommy.

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Yeah, right.

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Listen, since you're here, I need to
tell you something, and please don't

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me any grief.

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Justin used to talk to me with veiled
contempt.

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Cherish these moments, Sybil.

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Sean and I want to spend Thanksgiving
together.

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Well, that's no problem. I'd love to
have Sean.

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At his house with his family eating
their food.

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But, Zoe, the whole family was going to
be there. It wouldn't be the same

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without you.

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Thanks, Mom. I knew you'd understand.

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Hey, Sean, Mom said okay.

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Okay, you can spend Thanksgiving with
Sean.

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But I owe you on Columbus Day, Missy.

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Oh, hi, Sid.

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Camping equipment?

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Ira, you hate camping. You don't even
like eating out on the patio.

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Those days are over. I just had a deep
fear of the primal feelings the outdoors

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stirred in me. That's funny. It always
came out eek, a bee.

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Hey, I happen to be allergic. One sting,
I swell up like Marlon Brando.

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Did this camping trip have something to
do with your writer's block?

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Sybil, I don't have writer's block.

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I'm having a complete mental, emotional,
and spiritual breakdown.

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Well, at least you're writing again.

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even close.

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But I did read Iron John this weekend,
and I decided what I need to do is

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release the wild man within.

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Release him?

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Ira, this is your wild man we're talking
about.

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Poor little guy's probably afraid to
come out.

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Hey, Sim, thanks for letting me store
this stuff. Whoa, you too?

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Yep, me and my buddy Ira. We're gonna
head up to Big Bear tonight, smear some

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mud on our chest, howl at the moon, and
cook a turkey in the earth.

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you go on this trip, you've released
your wild man in every cheap motel in

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Southern California.

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He said he'd buy the beer.

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You guys, you said you were coming and I
bought all the food and everything and

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Terry was going to bring the baby.

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Terry's taking the kid on a business
trip with her to Prague.

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She says she wants him to see Eastern
Europe.

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He's two months old. He doesn't even
know he has feet.

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Hi, Mom.

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Dad. Dad. Hey, Rach. Oh, there's
Grandma's itty -bitty little pumpkin

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There you go. Already you're suppressing
his wild boy within.

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That's the problem. Kids today don't
have strong adult males around to

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counterbalance all that pumpkin bunny
stuff.

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Hey, Billy boy, how are your booties
hanging, huh?

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Mom, make them stop.

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Go.

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Smear mud.

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Be men.

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Wild men.

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And beer.

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Mom, um, I need to talk to you about
Thanksgiving.

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Don't tell me you're not coming. Okay,
but then you're going to be even more

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disappointed if I don't show up.

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What? It's Kevin's parents. They're
insisting that we go to Boston.

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Well, happy Thanksgiving to me!

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You know, these things are hard to find.

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I could have settled for some cheap
pilgrim cutouts, but I wanted the best

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my family. And this is the thanks I get?

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Here. Why don't you give this horn of
plenty to Kevin's mother?

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I just sit here with my pathetic horn of
nothing.

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I'm sorry, Mom, but at least you'll have
the rest of the family.

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Wrong. You mean you're going to be all
alone?

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Don't worry about me. I'll be fine.

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This is a good dry run for the nursing
home years.

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I'll just take out my teeth and gum some
stuffing.

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Oh, that little William just gets cuter
every day.

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I can't let Justin see me like this.

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Everything in my wardrobe screams Rodeo
Drive. I need something that says I'm

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not special. So I thought I'd see what
you have.

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Oh, Marianne. They're the nicest things.

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But not to me.

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Here, let's try these for a start.

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Oh, they're nice. They're like shoes,
only someone sawed the heels off.

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Yeah, that was my great -grandma's idea.

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Mama's heels just kept getting stuck in
the mud when she was plowing.

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Now you're taller than I remember.

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Do you know what you found here?

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This jewel is the sacred eye of Moabah.

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Someone must return this to the temple
of Vandoria or we'll all be doomed.

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I'll go. No.

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You're just a boy. It's too dangerous.

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Cut! Hey, I told you never to touch the
hair, lady.

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Killing children is wrong. Killing
children is wrong.

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Okay, okay. Okay, let's take it back to,
uh, but you're just a boy.

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Okay? And action.

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But you're just a boy. It's too
dangerous.

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Remember, you're not out there alone.

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Your father is watching you. Your mother
is... Get your hand off my ass.

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You know you liked it, babe. You're
asking for it, you sawed -off little

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packwood. Who do you think you're
talking to?

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You, you arrogant little punk.

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You know, someday you're gonna get
pimples and your voice is gonna change,

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then what are you gonna do, huh? Huh?

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Hey, look, I don't take this crap from a
nobody like you.

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You know, that kid on the Wonder Years
used to be real cute, too.

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Oh, jeez. Dylan!

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Dylan!

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I worship you.

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Yeah, yeah, get in line.

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Hey, everybody, let's hear it for Sybil.

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Now, now.

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You know, when you've been in the
business as long as I have, you don't

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anybody push you around, especially if
they're three feet shorter than you.

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I remember one time I was on The
Partridge Family. Okay, everyone, that's

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wrap. Dylan says he's done for the day.

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What do you mean? We still have two
scenes to shoot. We'll shoot them

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Everyone be here at 9 a .m. Hey,
tomorrow is Thanksgiving.

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And this movie has to wrap tomorrow. It
goes on the air in three weeks. You got

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a problem with that? Talk to Sybil. It's
her fault.

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Come on. What's so great about
Thanksgiving?

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It's just a celebration of how we
screwed the Native Americans.

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hard enough playing out a desperate
charade for my son without you mocking

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i'm sorry i'm just cranky first my
family bailed on me now i have to work

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thanksgiving oh you poor dear would you
like a glass of burdock root tea it's a

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natural diuretic no i'm trying to retain
water

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tragedy was happening there.

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Sybil, what exactly is happening there?

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It's a long story. You see, the
rainforests are the lungs of our planet,

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we cut them down... Well, you'll tell me
over dinner.

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Oh, is that what that is?

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Dinner? Mmm.

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Smells.

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Smells.

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Say, tell me if you think Justin will
like this. I'm making all of his

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macrobiotic foods for Thanksgiving.

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Then you finally found the kitchen.

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Don't be silly. I've been there before.

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It's the room with the ice machine.

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So I'm the first person to actually
sample your cooking. I feel deeply

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And deeply afraid.

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I should warn you. What? Warn me what?

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They say if this food is cooked
correctly, the first few bites taste

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Well,

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you did a good job.

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That's squash with hijiki.

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What's hijiki? Aquatic vegetables.

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It tastes like something Flipper coughed
up.

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That's the beauty of it.

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Oh, and I have acorn cake sweetened with
semi -permented brown rice for dessert.

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Oh, and it's not even my birthday.

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Oh, God.

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My cake fell.

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How can you tell?

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I said, well, I'm just not good at this.

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Justin's going to see right through me.

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I don't live like this. I don't eat like
this.

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And God, these clothes.

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I look positively Baltic.

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Marianne, all you have to do is be
yourself.

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When I was young, I chose to make my
family my career.

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What a joke that was.

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Dr. Dick doesn't want anything to do
with me.

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If the restraining order is any
indication.

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I want my son back.

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Marianne, he's coming for you. He's
coming to see his mother.

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I'm not the mother you want.

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if I became a Buddhist.

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They're deep, right?

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Marianne, you're good enough just the
way you are.

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I guess we could serve the acorn cake to
the pigeons.

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Just shoot them. It's more humane.

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I'm really sorry. I never would have
yelled at that kid if I'd known we'd

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to work on Thanksgiving.

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That's okay. I can visit my dying
grandmother in Vermont anytime.

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Ow!

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You know, we do get paid double for
working the holiday. That's got to come

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handy with a dying grandmother and all.

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Ow, ow, ow!

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Ah, the perfect Thanksgiving.

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Empty house, sushi, and the director's
cut of Blade Runner.

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And I didn't even have to lie. I just
said I was having dinner at your house.

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You sure no one's going to be home?
Yeah, my mother's working, and Dad and

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went off in search of their manhood, so
they won't be back anytime soon.

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Mom?

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Zoe?

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Rachel?

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Here.

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Burp him.

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So, we're on the plane, and Kevin says
he wants to sit by the window. And it

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hits me, it's always about what he
wants. We're flying to see his parents

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my mom sits home with a broken heart.

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P .S. I just grabbed a cab and the baby
came straight here because I didn't want

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my mom sitting home alone on
Thanksgiving.

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Where in the hell is she anyway?

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Hey, we're back.

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Is there any turkey left?

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Oh, Lee, tell me that's actual food.

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So at first... There goes the sushi.

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I'm starving. Jeff lost our turkey in
the woods.

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It wasn't my idea to bury it in the
first place. I distinctly told you to

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a stake in the grass so we wouldn't
forget where it was.

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You said you were going to stay right by
it.

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Of course that was before that chipmunk
drove you screaming into the night.

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It wasn't a chipmunk.

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It was a squirrel.

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He had big patches of fur missing. I
don't think he was well.

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Hello, Mother Sheridan?

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Kevin? Oh, great, another half -person.

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Hello, Rachel. Hello, Kevin.

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Why aren't you in Boston?

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I think it's obvious that I decided not
to go, not that you left me much choice.

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I'm sorry, Kevin, but I felt it was very
important to be here for my mother.

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Well, I can understand that feeling,
especially having just gotten off the

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with my mother, who is regretful in the
extreme.

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Well, Kevin, I guess we have a different
opinion.

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Rachel, if you're going to lose control
like that, I think we should talk in

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private.

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All right.

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I hope you'll excuse the outburst, but
marriage isn't all please and thank you.

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Wow.

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Sybil really went all out this year.
Turkey, sweet potatoes, cranberries. We

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would have had a much better day if we
just let her cook for it. She hardly

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loses a turkey.

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You know, this might not be such a bad
Thanksgiving after all. If Sybil got

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by six, she could have the turkey ready
by ten.

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Yeah, and while it's a -cookin', she'll
still have time to do the cleanin' and

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the mendin'. I suppose we could cook it.

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Yeah, it'd be just like my home ec
class, except I won't be the only boy.

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Dylan suggested a few changes.

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I'll bet. What do I do next? Fall off a
cliff?

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Ha! I knew it.

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She lands next to a large, venomous
snake, rolls away into a pit of

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and dies. Oh, come on. It's
Thanksgiving.

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Haven't I suffered enough?

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Okay. Ready to rehearse.

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Two giblets from inside cavity.

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Well, Jeff, what are you waiting for?

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I can't believe I'm about to stick my
hand up some turkey's butt.

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Well, try giving it a name. It'll make
it more personal.

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Hey, look at the stuff I gathered from
the centerpiece.

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Two pine cones that symbolize the fall.

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A crab apple to commemorate the harvest.

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And is there a freshener from the car
just to make it smell nice in here?

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Isn't it festive?

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Oh, Kevin.

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You've been a bad, bad quarterback.

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This isn't Zoe's room.

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Let's do lunch sometime.

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Really?

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Hi,

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Dylan.

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Somebody must have put mare in his
shampoo.

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Who would do such a thing?

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It was in his conditioner.

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It wouldn't be the Cowboys without those
cheerleaders.

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I'm telling you, that Cunningham is a
bad, bad quarterback.

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It's all just a big joke to you, isn't
it?

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Well, let me tell you something. If two
married people want to play the frisky

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cheerleader and the bashful quarterback,
it's their own damn business.

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You didn't tell them, did you?

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Food, let's eat. Come on.

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Hey, let's eat.

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Shouldn't we wait for your mother? She
wouldn't wait for us.

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She'd probably eat at the set anyway.

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Dear Heavenly Father, we'd like to thank
you for this deal.

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Touchdown. I can't believe this.

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Hi, how are you?

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You're all here. I thought you had other
plans.

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Oh, I get it.

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It's a surprise.

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Thanks.

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story.

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And that wild man thing, Earth to Sybil.

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Gotcha.

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Zoe, I know that look. I bet you were
behind this whole thing. Maybe we will

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you that car.

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I just can't wait to dig in.

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I'll get it. Y 'all have been slaving in
the kitchen all day. Thanks.

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Didn't somebody tell her? Blow that car
and you're a dead man.

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Justin.

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That's kind of a cute holiday tale.

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On his way to the airport in Portland,
he decided to stop at a poultry farm and

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liberate all the turkeys.

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To make a long story short, he was
arrested, and he used his one phone call

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let me know and apologize.

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Oh, Marianne, I'm sorry.

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Why do we have to have these wretched
holidays? It's all so pagan.

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The hot toddies, the mulled wine, the
endless champagne toasts.

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Who am I kidding? I love this time of
year.

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Are you gonna be okay?

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I'm never gonna spend another holiday
with Justin.

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There's always gonna be some cause more
important than his mother.

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The only way I can get his attention is
to turn up on the endangered species

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list.

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Your family's here. I'm gonna go. No,
I'm not gonna let you wallow in this

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alone. Wait here.

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Everybody?

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I know you went to a lot of trouble, and
you have made this the best

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Thanksgiving ever, but there's something
I've got to do.

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So, bye.

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So long, Stephanie. Are

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you

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sure we should be doing this?

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Maybe Justin has other plans.

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Like what? Making bail?

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I'd like to let you back out of this.

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Thanks, pal.

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Well, you'd do the same for me.

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Maria, do you realize we are the only
passengers on this plane?

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Hmm. Yeah, I have an idea.

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Why don't we take a couple of these
bottles to the cockpit?

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Get the pilot liquored up and see if we
can get him to do a loop.