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He's a lunatic.

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He's colorful.
He's certifiable.

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Who?
Lord John Marbury.

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You really going to let him
loose in the White House

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where there's
liquor and women?

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We can hide the women

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but the man deserves a drink.

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Allow me to present myself.
Lord John Marbury.

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I was summoned
by your President.

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Yes. We've met
ten or 12 times.

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I'm Leo McGarry.

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I thought you were the butler.

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You're the one
who's been saying

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we need
a radical approach.

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Yes, yes, I have

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and I got shouted down
in every meeting.

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I prefer not
to paint a picture

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in the interest
of great oratory.

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The year is one week old

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the legislative session
hasn't begun

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and we can't put a fork
full of waffles in our mouth

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without coughing up
the ball.

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You got beat.
Yes.

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Figure it out; tell me
what you're going to do.

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( indecipherable
radio communications )

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Yeah.
Are we patched
into the Pentagon?

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Yeah.
We can hear them?

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We can hear
what they're
saying at Command?

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Yeah.

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Why can't
I hear anything?

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Guys, why aren't we
hearing anything?

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MAN 1:
15 seconds to target launch.

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Okay, why don't
you just tell me
to shut up?

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MAN 2:
We have a target
launch sequence. Go flight.

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Kwajalein Atoll, how do you
read?

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MAN 3:
We read you 5 by 5, Command.

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Positive target launch sequence.

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Here we go.

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MAN 1:
Target launch in five...

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four, three...

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two...

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Target is aloft.

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MAN 2:
We confirm target launch.

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How long do I have?
Two minutes, ten seconds.

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I'm going to see

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if I can get the President
to watch this.

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Mr. Sumatra, I understand
you're a sports fan.

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Yes, sir, Mr. President. Golf.

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Okay, well, golf's not a sport.

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It's fine-- don't get me wrong--

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but let's not you and I confuse
it with things that men do.

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Yes, sir.

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We're going to Bangkok

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in June, I think.
June, Charlie?

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Yes, sir.
You're staying
at the Oriental.

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Best hotel
in the world, right?

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Your own James Michener
wrote many of his books

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at the Oriental

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and one of his
typewriters remains

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in the suite
they named for him.

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Is that right?
Yes, sir.

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Make sure I see that.

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Yes, sir.

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Tom?

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Mr. President,
it is with pleasure

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that I present
His Excellency

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Tada Sumatra
of Thailand

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and, by request of
the Secretary of State

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ask that you accept
his credentials

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from King Bhumibol Adulyadej

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as Thailand's Ambassador
to the United States.

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Mr. Sumatra,
I accept your
Letter of Credence

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from King Adulyadej

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and, by affixing
my signature and seal

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do hereby declare you to be

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an Ambassador
Extraordinary
and Plenipotentiary.

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May our people know
peace and prosperity.

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Congratulations.

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Thank you, Mr. President.

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We've got some gifts,
and we'll stand
for pictures.

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Ambassador,
right here.

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Madam, congratulations.

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He's got about
another two minutes

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and then
I've got to pull him.

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Okay.

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Hey, Charlie,
is he done?

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He's got about
another two minutes.

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I'd like him in
the Situation Room.

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Can I pull him?

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Shall I tell him
it's an emergency?

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It's not
an emergency

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just time-sensitive.

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Okay.

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What are
you looking at?

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You're testing

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that preposterous
contraption again.

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It's not
preposterous

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it's not
a contraption

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and mind your
own business.

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In my day, we knew
how to protect ourselves.

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In your day, you
could pretty much
turn back the Indians

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with a Daniel Boone
musket, couldn't you?

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Ah, sarcasm--
the grumpy man's wit.

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Sharpen a pencil,
would you?

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What's up?

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The target's
in the air.
They're going

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to launch
the intercept
any moment.

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And I'm sure somebody

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will come along soon thereafter
and tell me it didn't work.

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Why do you take
that attitude?

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'Cause it's
not going to work.

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What do I get
if it works?

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Yes.
What do you get?

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Well, I can't make you

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Thailand's Ambassador
to the U.S.

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'cause I just signed
that guy's letter.

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Come with me to
the Situation Room.

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You know what you are?

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You are the Charlie Brown
of missile defense.

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The Pentagon is Lucy.

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I'm not familiar
with the reference, sir.

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Peanuts--
Charlie Brown.

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I've heard of them.

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I'm just not
conversant in them.

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Why?
I've never read
the comics.

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Leo, were you born
at the age of 55?

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I know that
there's a dog.

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Charlie Brown wanted
to kick a football

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and Lucy would hold it

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except she'd pull it
away at the last minute

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and Charlie Brown
would fall on his butt.

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That's funny?

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No, but each time

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Lucy would find a way
to convince Charlie Brown

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that this time she wouldn't
pull the ball away

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but she would
and, once again

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Charlie Brown would
fall on his butt.

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And that's funny?
It's satirical.

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What's it satirizing?

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The DOD bringing you
to the Situation Room

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every time they run
a new missile test

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so that you
can come tell me
how great it works

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so I'll put money
in the NMD system.

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You should put money
in the NMD system.

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It doesn't work.

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It will work--
one day, soon.

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There are a couple
of three-star
generals in there.

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Call them Lucy and
you're on your own.

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Good morning,
Mr. President.

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Hey, where are we?

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The Kill Vehicle
is on a clear trajectory.

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What's its time
to the target?

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50 seconds.

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Colonel, could you
walk the President through?

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Yes, sir.

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Mr. President,
approximately
three minutes ago

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a missile was launched
with a simulated
nuclear warhead

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from the Kwajalein Atoll
in the South Pacific.

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And it's going to hit my garage
in New Hampshire exactly when?

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Sir, once the missile
cleared cloud cover

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it was detected by

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the early warning
satellites, which
launched an interceptor

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or Kill Vehicle.

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MAN 1:
Ten seconds to SRB sep.

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OFFICER:
"SRB sep" is "Solid Rocket
Booster separation."

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That means the high-resolution
radar on the ground

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has gotten a "lock-on" signal
from the Kill Vehicle.

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MAN 1:
Go SRB sep.

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MAN 2:
Confirm Solid Rocket
Booster Separation.

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MAN 1:
Kill Vehicle's away.

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MAN 3:
20 seconds to target intercept.

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MAN 1:
Go Flight.

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So what happens now?

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In 20 seconds, it collides
with the nuclear warhead.

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Where?
Outer space.

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17 miles above the
Earth's atmosphere.

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But we don't have anybody
out there right now, do we?

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MAN 1:
Ten seconds to intercept.
Sir...

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When we stay at
the Oriental in Bangkok

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we have to check out
James Michener's typewriter.

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MAN 1:
Intercept in five...

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Here we go.

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MAN 1:
three...

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two... one...

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Is that silence usually
a pretty good sign?

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No.

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MAN 1:
Negative intercept.

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Have we got sensor readings?

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No.

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MAN 1:
Negative intercept.

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KM warhead has overshot
its target.

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It was just enthusiastic.

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By how much?
Uh, Leo...

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By how much did it
miss the target?
Colonel?

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One-three-seven.

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We missed it by 137 feet?

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Miles.

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We missed it by 137 miles?

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When you consider
the size of outer space,
Leo, that's not so bad.

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Sir...
By the way, the words
you're looking for are

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"Oh, good grief."

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C.J.:
For those of you
who haven't seen it

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it's a very lovely ceremony.

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It's relatively informal.

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The ambassadors are led
into the Oval Office

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probably with a few friends
and family.

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They chat for a few moments
with the President

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maybe exchange some gifts,
and they're officially presented

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by the State Department's
Chief of Protocol

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who asks the President to accept
the ambassador's credentials

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and the President signs
a letter to that effect. Yes.

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C.J., you're accepting four
new ambassadors this week.

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Is there an order, a protocol,
in which they're seen?

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There is. It's the order

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in which they arrived
in Washington.

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This morning, the President saw
Ambassador Sumatra of Thailand.

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Then it will be
Peter Hans of Sweden

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followed by Her Excellency
Renee Ernesto of Argentina

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Noah Jola of Burkina Faso

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and the newly named British
Ambassador to the United States

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will be arriving
in the United States

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just as soon as
he's been newly named.

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I thought it was
going to be...

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00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,853
I've forgotten his name.
Anthony Bratt.

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Anthony Bratt cited
family obligations at home

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and withdrew over the weekend.

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But weren't they going
to replace him with...

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Sir Christopher
Nealing-Roach, yes.

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No, Sir Christopher has been
diagnosed with a rare form

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of encephalitis
contracted during

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his recent
posting to Kenya.

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So who's the new
British Ambassador?
I don't know.

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As soon as the State Department
tells me, I'll know.

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In the meantime,
it's pool photographs only

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until tomorrow night
when there'll be

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a cocktail reception
for the new ambassadors.

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That's all.

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Anybody want to know
who's been here the longest?

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The Dean of the Diplomatic
Corps? Anybody?

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Guys, you know, I study
these things just for you.

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It's Prince Bandar Bin
Sultan of Saudi Arabia.

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I could've also told
them that Burkina Faso

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has a population
of 11 million

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and in even years, they host
Africa's largest crafts market.

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I need a chance to
use that knowledge.
Yes.

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C.J.

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Do you know the chief crops
of Burkina Faso?
No.

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Millet, sorghum, rice,
peanuts and cotton.

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You should mention in
your afternoon briefing
that we've accepted

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a last-minute invitation
for the President to address

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00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,678
the Global Defense Council
tomorrow night at the Sheraton.

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I thought we passed
on the GDC.

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We passed on it
three months ago

254
00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:10,350
when we thought the
President was going
to be in South America

255
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,820
but the trip got
canceled and they lost
their keynote speaker

256
00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,521
so we're going to use
this to launch CARE

257
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,324
and that's what I want
you to announce at the
afternoon briefing.

258
00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:18,358
CARE?
Yeah.

259
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,360
Okay.
Clean Air
Rehabilitation Effort.

260
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,695
Yeah.
You don't know
what it is.

261
00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,296
The Clean Air
Rehabilitation Effort?
Yes.

262
00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,564
It's an effort by which...
Okay.

263
00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:25,966
we clean the air
and rehabilitate it.

264
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,035
I'm not involved
in the nuances of
environmental policy.

265
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,569
Which will come
as a relief to
environmentalists.

266
00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:30,570
Sam...
I'll brief you later.

267
00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,339
I knew the crops
of Burkina Faso.

268
00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,708
I'll brief you later.

269
00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,243
Have we heard from Toby?

270
00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,444
No.

271
00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:38,411
Do we know if he's landed?

272
00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:39,546
No.

273
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,513
How's everybody doing in here?

274
00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:41,782
They're doing fine.

275
00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,684
Is global warming
a real environmental condition

276
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,719
or merely
a temporary anomaly?

277
00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:49,522
Is it a global threat or the
exaggerated claim of alarmists?

278
00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:51,659
The time for such debate
is over.

279
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,193
As of today, it shall be

280
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,796
the unequivocal position
of the United States government

281
00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:59,366
that global warming constitutes
a clear and present danger

282
00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:00,901
to the health
and future well-being

283
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,637
of this planet
and all its inhabitants.

284
00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,472
Yes.
Did somebody get that?

285
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:06,606
I didn't see anyone writing.

286
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,075
You already wrote it.
I added a thing.

287
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,744
We got it.
I added, "The time for
such debate is over."

288
00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,045
We got it.
It sets up the reveal.

289
00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:12,713
Yes.

290
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:15,515
Okay, $22 trillion in benefits

291
00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,651
versus a half a trillion
in compliance costs--

292
00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,619
we're making sure that's right
in a couple places?

293
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:20,587
They're making sure.

294
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,621
Three sources.

295
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:22,890
And we don't know
if Toby's back?

296
00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,524
Sam, you'll know
as soon as he's back.

297
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:25,592
Sam?
It is Toby?

298
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,727
Yeah.
Can I have the phone?

299
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,296
He's standing right there.

300
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,731
Thanks.

301
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:34,301
22,000 fewer respiratory-related
hospital admissions.

302
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:37,337
I don't want to use the stats
unless I have three sources.

303
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,505
How was the trip?

304
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:39,572
It was fine.

305
00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:40,941
What's going on?

306
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,075
The President's
going to speak

307
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,911
at the GDC conference
tomorrow night.

308
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:44,812
I'm sorry?
He's going to...

309
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:45,879
What are you
talking about?

310
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,247
He's going
to launch CARE.

311
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,382
Since when?
Their keynote speaker
fell through.

312
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:50,617
When was this decision made?

313
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,852
Last night.

314
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,520
Why wasn't I involved?

315
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,055
You were in Kansas City.
I have a telephone.

316
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,790
Toby...
I have a damn
telephone, Sam.

317
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,826
Frankly, I didn't think...

318
00:10:58,859 --> 00:10:59,860
I thought there'd be
a consensus.

319
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,094
Who was at this meeting?

320
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,462
Where?

321
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,197
Where the decision was made.

322
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:07,467
It was me, Carl Taub
of the EPA, Jane Ziskin...

323
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,903
Toby, we've been looking for
an opportunity to launch...

324
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,204
Leo wasn't there?
No.

325
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,373
We've been looking for
a platform, the opportunity...

326
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,809
I understand.
presented itself.
What's the problem?

327
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,144
There are a number
of problems

328
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,678
any one of which
I could have told you about

329
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,047
had you gotten me
on the phone.

330
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,514
What's the problem?
For one thing

331
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,183
we already blew off the AFL-CIO

332
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,618
telling them the President was
going to be in South America.

333
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:26,586
The President was
going to be

334
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,588
in South America.
Now he's not.

335
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,624
Instead, he's speaking
to labor's good friend,
the environmental lobby.

336
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:35,195
Also, he's the President
of the United States.
He's nobody's understudy.

337
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,297
You got him going out there
like Joey Bishop.

338
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,631
I got to say,
I hear all that

339
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,400
but the President was
very enthusiastic.

340
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,369
Of course he was enthusiastic.

341
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,838
I'm saying I wasn't
in there twisting his arm.

342
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,606
I told him
this opportunity had opened up

343
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,909
we had enough notes so that I
could finish the speech in time

344
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,344
he asked us a few questions,
we answered them, he said yes.

345
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,712
All right, all right.

346
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:53,981
All right.

347
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,282
It's going to be
a good speech.

348
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,349
Yeah.

349
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,484
They need you.

350
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,485
Thanks.

351
00:11:58,518 --> 00:11:59,652
How was the trip?

352
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,454
Fine.

353
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,422
I need to see Leo.

354
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,724
Yeah.

355
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:05,759
C.J.:
It's not going to be

356
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,694
Sir Christopher Nealing-Roach.
I heard.

357
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,998
I said it's not going to be
Sir Christopher Nealing-Roach.
And I said I heard.

358
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,866
But I like to say
"Sir Christopher Nealing-Roach."

359
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,969
Who's it going to be?
I'm waiting to hear from someone
at the State Department.

360
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,838
Me, too.
Maybe it'll be
Sir Christopher Nealing-Roach.

361
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,472
Can I stop talking to you now?

362
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,808
What are you doing?

363
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,510
I'm standing with my back
straight against the wall.

364
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:24,244
Why?

365
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:24,912
I was told by doctors

366
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,646
it would relax me.

367
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,048
Josh?

368
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,516
Got to go.

369
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,318
Yeah.

370
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,452
Are you okay?

371
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,387
Yeah. What?

372
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,357
Is it true that Leo can't stand
a guy named Lord John Marbury?

373
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,626
Why?
A reporter asked me.

374
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:42,762
What's a reporter
doing talking to you?
It's a friend of a friend.

375
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:45,032
Leo McGarry has nothing
but respect and affection

376
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,499
for John Marbury.
That's what I said.

377
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,600
Leo thinks he's a lunatic.

378
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:48,768
He's very handsome.

379
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,603
That may be so, but Leo
thinks he's a lunatic.

380
00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:51,905
Are you threatened
by his brilliance?
No.

381
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,373
You seem threatened
by his brilliance.

382
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,642
How do you know he's brilliant?
I saw his picture.

383
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,077
I'm not threatened
by his brilliance

384
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,345
nor am I threatened
by his good looks.

385
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,313
What about
his charm?
I'm not
threatened at all.

386
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,381
I'm sorry. I meant Leo.

387
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:02,816
Neither Leo or I

388
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,818
are threatened by his brains,
his looks or his charm.

389
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:07,487
He is, however, a lunatic Brit

390
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,656
and we're grateful
there's an ocean between us.

391
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:10,657
There isn't anymore.

392
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:11,691
There isn't what?

393
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:12,659
An ocean between you.

394
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,394
Please don't tell me...

395
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,329
He's the new British Ambassador
to the United States.

396
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,437
( sighs ):
Yeah.

397
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,306
Josh?

398
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,607
Yeah.

399
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,842
He's dreamy.

400
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,543
I'm just going
to stand next
to the wall

401
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,479
a little while longer.

402
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,881
Okay.

403
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,182
( door bangs )

404
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,350
( groans )

405
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,122
Josh?

406
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,857
Okay, what I need
people to do is knock.

407
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,092
I did knock.

408
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,626
But you didn't wait
for a response.

409
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,660
Why would I?

410
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:48,929
Because I could
have been relaxing

411
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,131
by standing
behind that door.

412
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:51,798
All right.

413
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,200
How was the trip?

414
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,435
It was fine. So we're
pinch-hitting at the
GDC conference.

415
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:58,505
For the record, I
didn't think it was
a good idea and I said so.

416
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,140
And that seems
to have helped.

417
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,075
Look, we can't appear to
be at the beck and call
of the environment.

418
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,610
We could try
insulting them.

419
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,611
Yes.

420
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,612
I'm kidding.

421
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,379
I'm not.

422
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,247
We were invited.

423
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:07,680
Don't care.

424
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:08,882
What do you have?

425
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:11,018
Environmental terrorists
burned down a ski resort

426
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,619
and the GDC
didn't comment?

427
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,255
Why did environmental
terrorists burn down
a ski resort?

428
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,389
To save the lynx.

429
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:17,824
The links?
Yep.

430
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,360
Environmental terrorists
burned down a ski resort

431
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,528
to save a golf course?

432
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,862
It's an animal.

433
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,232
Sam's going to have
strong objections.

434
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,433
Yes, I know.

435
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,434
You want me
to talk to Leo?

436
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,435
I'm going to talk to him.

437
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,236
I want you to talk to C.J.

438
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,237
About what?

439
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,472
The Will Rogers dinner
is going to ask

440
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,007
Cornelius Sykes
to host.

441
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,308
You're kidding me.

442
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,310
Nope.
He didn't laugh
at the joke.

443
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,445
Yeah.
Talk to C.J.

444
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,247
Why do you
relax by standing
behind a door?

445
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,049
I'm not standing
behind the door.

446
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,751
I'm standing with my
back straight against
the wall, so I...

447
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,287
I don't care.

448
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,788
Yeah.

449
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,758
McGarry:
Keith, I...

450
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,527
Keith, I can't
tell him that.

451
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,496
I can't tell
the President

452
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,966
that nine out of ten things
went right.

453
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,434
He's going to say, "Yeah,
but we didn't hit anything."

454
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,270
Would you, please?

455
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,504
Thank you.

456
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,272
( hangs up phone )

457
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,107
We had an NMD test
this morning.

458
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:10,677
We were successful
on nine out of ten criteria.

459
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:11,678
We missed?

460
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,280
Yeah.

461
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,047
By how much?

462
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,482
We were trying
to shoot down

463
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,484
an incoming Intercontinental
Ballistic Missile.

464
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,920
Once you miss, it really
doesn't matter by how much.

465
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:21,921
I suppose.

466
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,624
137 miles.

467
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,760
Sam just told me
about the speech.

468
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:28,761
Which speech?

469
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:29,762
The GDC.

470
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:30,897
Yeah.
Leo...

471
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,932
How did...?
I wasn't
in the meeting.

472
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:33,633
It happened fast.

473
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,101
I'm saying...

474
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,268
It happened fast.

475
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,469
Sam pitched it
and the President

476
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,337
wanted to do it.

477
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,938
How could you not
be in that meeting?

478
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,540
'Cause I'm trying to get
the President to warm up

479
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,410
to a missile shield
that's supposed to save humanity

480
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,245
and there is a limit
to the number

481
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,147
of rooms I can be in at once.

482
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,481
You want to file
a complaint?

483
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:49,482
No.

484
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:54,054
Good.

485
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,122
Here's what I think.

486
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,689
Screw the environmental lobby?

487
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:57,890
Did I say that?

488
00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,226
Did I say, "Screw
the environmental lobby"?

489
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,360
You didn't say
anything.

490
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,162
That right, and before
I even open my mouth

491
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,696
you decide I'm going
to say, "Screw the... "

492
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:07,134
I apologize.

493
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,301
There's an extent to which

494
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,637
we've got to screw
the environmental lobby.

495
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,972
Yeah.
A clear and public demonstration
that the President's

496
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,941
not beholden to them
isn't a bad idea right now.

497
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,311
You think he should walk
into their ballroom and
smack them around?

498
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,313
I really do, for 30 seconds
out of a 40-minute address

499
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:21,781
announcing an initiative
they love.

500
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,351
How do you think they're going
to feel about the 30 seconds?

501
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,319
Not that good, but
that's the point.

502
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,720
We don't have
to move to our right

503
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,223
if there's an opportunity
to spank the people to our left.

504
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,692
Anything in particular
we want to spank them for?

505
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,462
Failing to publicly admonish
acts of eco-terrorism.

506
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,431
The GDC doesn't engage
in acts of eco-terrorism.

507
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,232
Yes, but they fail

508
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,334
to publicly admonish
those who do.

509
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:42,001
For example?

510
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:42,869
A $12-million

511
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,003
Colorado ski development

512
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,638
that was under construction
was set on fire

513
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,808
because it threatened the
habitat of a rare local lynx.

514
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:49,809
Is a lynx a...?

515
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:50,743
I don't know.

516
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:51,511
I think it's like

517
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,180
a possum or
something.

518
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,382
All right, tell Sam
to find a place to out it.

519
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,150
I don't want it
in the advance text

520
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,852
and I don't want Sam
and his 14 objections.

521
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,654
It should just be a drop-in.

522
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,057
I'll talk to the President.

523
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,826
Anything else?

524
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,261
137 miles?

525
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,130
Yeah.

526
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,764
Is that a lot?

527
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,933
Yeah.

528
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,568
Okay.

529
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,207
We have 30 minutes
at the ballroom

530
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,341
after the speech to spin

531
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,909
and obviously,
the next morning as well.

532
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,645
Among the things you'll want
to be emphasizing are what?

533
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,248
America is the biggest emitter
of carbon dioxide.

534
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,150
We have four percent
of the population.

535
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,352
We're responsible for 25%
of the greenhouse emissions.

536
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,087
How are we going to reduce
those levels

537
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,555
of greenhouse emissions,
you ask?

538
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:36,723
Through the Clean Air
Rehabilitation Effort.

539
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,092
Yes, which you can read about
in bullet points

540
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,261
beginning on page 11.
Please don't skip the footnotes

541
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,729
and please don't just
read what's underlined.

542
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:43,630
C.J.:
Question.
Yes.

543
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,931
Did girls go out with you
in high school?

544
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,833
Yes.
Really?

545
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,101
Under these regulations

546
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,503
there will be a
cap on the volume
of carbon dioxide

547
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,739
a company could emit in a year,
but what's the good news?

548
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,675
If a company comes
in lower than the cap,
they can sell the balance

549
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,877
of their emissions
allowance to
another company.

550
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,079
Creating what?
BOTH:
A cash incentive.

551
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,214
A cash incentive.

552
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,015
Can you tell us anything
else about that, C.J.?

553
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:06,253
No, but I can tell you
that lumber, cocoa beans

554
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,455
aluminum and petroleum products
are the major exports

555
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,189
of Cameroon.

556
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,723
Then you're all set.
Yeah.

557
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,259
Can I have her for a second?

558
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,127
Yeah.
Why do you ask
him and not me?

559
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,195
He looked in charge.

560
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,829
Of where I go?
Can we please?

561
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,534
Did you hear they named
John Marbury

562
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,034
British Ambassador?

563
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:22,702
Yes, I did.

564
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:23,803
Lord John Marbury?

565
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:24,471
I know. It's got to be

566
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,273
like Davy Jones
is showing up.

567
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,375
Don't make fun
of Davy Jones, all right?

568
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,109
He once wrote me a letter.

569
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:33,313
He took that kind of time,
and he still tours.

570
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,348
Plus, my love
for John Marbury is real.

571
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:36,883
It's not a schoolgirl crush.

572
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,518
He calls me Principessa.

573
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,852
Does he?
Yes.

574
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,120
He calls Leo Gerald.

575
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,155
He's eccentric.
Yeah.

576
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,390
What do you need?

577
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,225
Janice Barry is saying
they're going to ask

578
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,993
Cornelius Sykes to host
the Will Rogers dinner.

579
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,027
They know for sure?

580
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,462
They're going to ask him
on Monday.

581
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,830
Yeah.
They're trying
to stir this up again?

582
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,565
He didn't laugh at the joke.
How many more ways are there

583
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,334
for me to say that?
He didn't laugh at the joke.

584
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,902
You guys are friends;
I was thinking...

585
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,470
We're not friends.
You know each other.

586
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,971
I don't hang out
with Corey Sykes.

587
00:18:59,005 --> 00:18:59,806
Yeah, but you know him.

588
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,474
Where is he?

589
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:02,809
He's in New York doing stand-up.

590
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,811
Since you'll
be there...
I'll see him tomorrow night.

591
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:05,812
Thank you.

592
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,046
He didn't laugh
at the joke.

593
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,515
Yes.
You'll see him
tomorrow night?

594
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,817
Josh...
Would you see
that a meeting is arranged

595
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,319
for tomorrow night in New York

596
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,521
Yeah.
with C.J. and Cornelius Sykes
and no one else?

597
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,322
Thank you.

598
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,123
And I was thinking...

599
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,425
Yeah?
When Marbury gets here?

600
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,859
Yeah?
You can encourage him

601
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:23,630
to introduce me to any
royal and single men
he might know.

602
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,832
That's a good idea.
I'm going to do that.

603
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:26,866
You're not really,
though, are you?

604
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,067
No.

605
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,202
You know what I think?

606
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,703
A lot of people don't realize

607
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,473
that Swedes have lived in Sweden
more than 5,000 years longer

608
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,174
than nearly any other
European people.

609
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,142
That's right, sir.

610
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,078
In fact,
Gothic tribes from Sweden

611
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,480
played a major role
in the disintegration

612
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,848
of the Roman Empire,
did they not?

613
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:42,882
They did.

614
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,617
So you've got that
to answer for.

615
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,052
Yes, sir.

616
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,454
Uh, Mr. President,
it is with pleasure

617
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,888
that I present
His Excellency

618
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,657
Peter Hans of Sweden

619
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,692
and by request
of the Secretary of State

620
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,628
ask that you accept
his credentials from
King Carl Gustaf

621
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,364
as Sweden's Ambassador
to the United States.

622
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,766
Mr. Hans, I accept
your Letter of Credence

623
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,268
from King Gustaf

624
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,237
and by affixing
my signature and seal

625
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,273
do hereby declare you
to be an Ambassador

626
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,408
Extraordinary
and Plenipotentiary.

627
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,842
Thank you, Mr. President.

628
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,077
Congratulations.

629
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,211
( both men chuckling )

630
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,313
Mr. Ambassador.

631
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,282
Family, please.

632
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,822
Congratulations,
Ambassador.

633
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,023
Leo.

634
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,358
Is he still holding
you responsible

635
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,826
for the fall of
the Roman Empire?

636
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:27,827
Oh, yes.

637
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,228
Welcome to my world.

638
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,997
I'll see you
at the reception, right?

639
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,399
Yes, sir.
Congratulations.

640
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:36,002
Mr. Ambassador, you
and your family
can step this way.

641
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:39,306
Sweden has a 100%
literacy rate, Leo.

642
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,708
100%. How do they do that?

643
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,576
Well, maybe they don't,
and they also can't count.

644
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,577
Maybe.

645
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,112
Sir, I really think
you should know...

646
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,079
Yes?

647
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,515
That nine out
of the ten criteria

648
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:52,319
that the DOD lays
down for success in
these tests were met.

649
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,185
The tenth being?
They missed the target.

650
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,687
Damn! So close.
Sir...

651
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,789
Mr. President...
It's that tenth one.

652
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:57,790
See, if there

653
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:58,891
were just nine...

654
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,594
Look, the tracking software
on the KM vehicle

655
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:04,831
clearly acquired
a read on both the
target and the decoy

656
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,132
and for the
first time ever

657
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,834
successfully
rendered a clean

658
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,068
identification
differential.

659
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,671
Leo, seriously, when they were
telling you that on the phone

660
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,973
how stupid did you think
you'd sound saying it to me?

661
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,041
This project
needs money.

662
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,142
It doesn't work.

663
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,644
Neither did several
phases of Apollo 11

664
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,646
but Neil Armstrong
claims it was a success.

665
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,113
Do we need
to decide this right now?

666
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,282
No.
Okay.

667
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,717
So, about the
GDC speech?

668
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:25,718
Yeah.

669
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:27,520
Since we're giving them
exactly what they want

670
00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,155
Toby thinks
it's not such a bad idea

671
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,923
if we signal
our independence as well.

672
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,625
How?
A drop-in.

673
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:35,362
Eco-terrorism that's gone
un-admonished by the GDC.

674
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:36,596
For example?

675
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,930
A ski development in Colorado

676
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,066
that threatened a rare lynx
was burned in protest.

677
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,734
And we can't take it for granted

678
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,371
that everyone pretty much
fundamentally opposes arson?

679
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:45,438
A year and
a half ago

680
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,139
you stood in the Mural Room

681
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,942
and took Al Caldwell's head off
because the Christian League

682
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,311
hadn't publicly admonished
religious extremists.

683
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,646
It would be hypocrisy

684
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,615
Yes.
not to hold our friends
to the same standard

685
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,417
and yet it feels strange
to score political points

686
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,951
by doing
the right thing.
Yeah.

687
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,119
I'm victim
to my own

688
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,454
purity of character.

689
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:04,591
Whatever. We got you
some information on the lynx

690
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,826
which is a kind
of possum, I think.

691
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,428
Okay, well,
it's not a kind of a possum

692
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,096
so why don't you get me
that information?

693
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,364
Toby doesn't want it
in the speech?

694
00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:12,164
Just a drop-in.

695
00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,033
Did you hear?

696
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,968
About Marbury?
Isn't it great?

697
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,169
Yes, sir, and I assume

698
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,771
you're enjoying
my suffering?

699
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:19,472
Absolutely.

700
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,073
Anything else?
No.

701
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,308
Thank you,
Mr. President.

702
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,976
2,000 environmentalists
are going to try

703
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,445
to kill me
tomorrow night.

704
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,146
They're going
to come at me

705
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,615
with vegan food
and pitchforks.

706
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:31,083
That doesn't really sound
like something people do.

707
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,284
Still, I'd like you
to get between me

708
00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:34,954
and any boiled seaweed
you see coming my way.

709
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:35,988
Mr. President?

710
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,023
Leo just talked to me.

711
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,190
About the GDC tonight?

712
00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:39,926
Yeah. I'm not doing this
for the politics.

713
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:42,328
I'm doing it 'cause
it's the right thing to do.

714
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,996
Well, I'm doing it
for the politics.

715
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,231
A lynx isn't a possum.

716
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,133
I think it's in
the possum family.

717
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,300
It's a cat.

718
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:50,102
Oh, and we don't
have enough of those.

719
00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,270
How does Sam feel
about this?

720
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,172
Toby?

721
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,240
This isn't
Government Camp.

722
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,575
It's not like...

723
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,710
It's not important that
everybody gets to play.

724
00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,746
I'm not going to tell you
how to run your office, Toby.

725
00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:02,314
Thank you, sir.

726
00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:04,984
Vegan food coming at me
all night long.

727
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,152
C.J.?

728
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:07,787
Yeah?

729
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:08,387
Where you going?

730
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:09,622
New York, New York, Toby.

731
00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:11,223
The town so nice
they named it twice.

732
00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:12,124
What are you doing there?

733
00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,325
I'm receiving
the Matrix Award

734
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,861
from New York Women
in Communications.

735
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:15,962
For what?

736
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:16,963
I discovered a comet.

737
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:17,864
What do you mean
"for what"?

738
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:18,965
Past winners, by the way

739
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:22,201
include Cokie Roberts, Diane
Sawyer and Ms. Leslie Stahl.

740
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,402
Did Josh
talk to you about...?

741
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:24,971
I'm meeting him for a
drink after the thing.

742
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:27,106
And you're briefed on
the Clean Air Rehabilitation...?

743
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,174
Yeah.

744
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:29,642
Okay. You might need this.

745
00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:32,011
"The President
has always spoken out

746
00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,446
"against moderate groups

747
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,081
"not taking responsibility
for extremism

748
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,484
"and he isn't going to stop
with the environmental lobby.

749
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,752
Friends are honest
with each other."

750
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,220
He's going to
do a drop-in?

751
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,890
I'll see you
tomorrow night.

752
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,558
Hey, Toby, you want
to see the speech?

753
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,059
Sam's writing
a good one.

754
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,729
Oh.

755
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,370
SAM:
Climate changes
have accelerated.

756
00:23:58,404 --> 00:23:59,972
Glaciers are shrinking.

757
00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:01,407
Polar sea ice is what?

758
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,609
TOBY:
It's thinning.

759
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,143
The polar sea ice is thinning

760
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,779
causing a rise in sea levels
around the globe.

761
00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:07,847
And what do we say
when they say

762
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,381
"But the proposals
in the Clean Air

763
00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:11,283
"Rehabilitation Effort
would seriously choke

764
00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,252
the auto, trucking
and utility business?"

765
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,921
$22 trillion
in benefits produced

766
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:18,024
versus a half a trillion
in compliance cost.

767
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:19,025
Public health benefits?

768
00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:19,826
We'll make that clear.

769
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:21,027
Where's C.J.?

770
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,028
She's in New York.

771
00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:22,829
What's she doing
in New York?

772
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,030
She had a lunch.

773
00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:25,031
Media Women,
Women of Media.

774
00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:26,032
That was
this afternoon.

775
00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:26,833
She had to
stay around.

776
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,234
So it's just me?

777
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:29,836
Yeah. Call me
from the place.
Yeah.

778
00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:36,308
Final draft?

779
00:24:36,342 --> 00:24:37,777
Well, it's
the 12th draft.

780
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,912
Whether it's the final draft
is really up to you.

781
00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:41,681
Was that sass?

782
00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:42,749
Yeah.

783
00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:44,984
Okay.

784
00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:48,354
The difference between a good
speech and a great speech

785
00:24:48,387 --> 00:24:50,256
is the energy
with which the audience

786
00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:51,357
comes to their feet at the end.

787
00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:53,760
Is it polite? Is it a chore?

788
00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:56,328
Are they standing up because
their boss just stood up? No.

789
00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:58,197
We want it to come
from their socks.

790
00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,398
We got a half an hour.

791
00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:00,733
Let's read this again.

792
00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:05,071
Every time one of
these tests fails

793
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:06,005
Congressional
Democrats

794
00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:08,407
jump on it as a reason
to kill the program.

795
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,942
You're not going to turn
the President around

796
00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:10,877
on the missile shield.

797
00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,411
Well, I'm not going to
turn him around today

798
00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:14,647
and probably not tomorrow

799
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,583
but as long as somebody
has the money

800
00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:18,985
to keep trying to make
it work, then I'm fine.

801
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:19,819
Leo?

802
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:20,653
Yeah.

803
00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,054
There's someone here to see you.

804
00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:23,322
Who?

805
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,123
Gerald!

806
00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:26,325
Oh, God.

807
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,594
Gerald, old friend.

808
00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:31,263
Good to see you,
Ambassador.

809
00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:33,532
It's as if
the gods themselves

810
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,735
insist that we be
not long apart, you and I.

811
00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:38,137
They do seem to strongly
insist upon that, yes.

812
00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:40,840
Your assistant, Margaret,
is looking positively buxom.

813
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,041
Thank you, I'll tell her.

814
00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:43,042
MARGARET:
Thank you.

815
00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:44,110
Yes, well done.

816
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:45,578
John?

817
00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:47,046
Oh, oh, my aide, Caprice.

818
00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:48,247
How do you do?

819
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,248
Leo McGarry.

820
00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:50,482
Good to see you,
Ambassador.

821
00:25:50,516 --> 00:25:51,818
God bless you, Josh.

822
00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:54,453
The prayers of millions
were answered.

823
00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:55,554
Thank you, sir.

824
00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:57,089
I have come.
Yes.

825
00:25:57,123 --> 00:26:00,326
I am Lord John Marbury, along
with my aide, Caprice, and I'm

826
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:01,493
hereby presenting
my credentials

827
00:26:01,527 --> 00:26:02,561
in the fervent hope that...

828
00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:03,996
John, we do that later
with the President.

829
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,064
Excellent.

830
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:07,700
I will tell you, though,
that I personally welcome you

831
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,769
and I look forward
to our new partnership.

832
00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:10,770
As do I.

833
00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:13,005
I know we've had our
differences in the past

834
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:15,608
but I think you know
I respect you.

835
00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:17,644
I congratulate you
on this auspicious occasion

836
00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:19,545
and, as a matter of fact,
the timing

837
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,014
How so?
of your arrival
couldn't be better.

838
00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:25,284
Leo's trying to convince
the President to give
the NMD more time.

839
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:26,485
You're an expert in the field

840
00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:27,887
and I hope I can count
on your support.

841
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,488
You may hope for it,
but you'll not have it.

842
00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:30,990
Because the NMD
Why not?

843
00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:32,925
is an absurdly wasteful
military boondoggle

844
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:35,194
that will never produce
a working missile.

845
00:26:35,227 --> 00:26:37,797
It violates any number
of elements of the ABM treaty

846
00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:39,598
and any argument
you make in its defense

847
00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:41,233
will surely be moronic.

848
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:43,002
Ah... detente.

849
00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:44,003
I'm sorry, Gerald.

850
00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,604
We're going
to have this out.
Excellent.

851
00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:47,039
Let's go get you knighted

852
00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:49,275
or whatever the hell it is
we do.

853
00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:52,611
( water running )

854
00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:04,123
Hey.

855
00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:04,891
Hey, how you doing?

856
00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:05,524
Not bad.

857
00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:06,558
Thanks for taking the time.

858
00:27:06,592 --> 00:27:08,427
Yeah. I got to get
back pretty soon.

859
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,762
I won't take long.

860
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,367
You want to stay
for the show?

861
00:27:15,401 --> 00:27:17,770
I got to get the 7:00 shuttle.

862
00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:19,405
You want something to drink?

863
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,373
Uh, club soda.

864
00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:22,775
Alicia, can I get
some club soda?

865
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,811
Oh, I haven't seen
the movie yet.

866
00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:26,378
You should see it.
It's good.

867
00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:27,546
That's what everyone's saying.

868
00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:28,580
Well, I appreciate that.

869
00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:31,083
( both laughing )

870
00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:33,986
So, you know, this is
about the Will Rogers dinner.

871
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,287
Yeah.

872
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,723
They're going to ask you to host

873
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,991
and, obviously, the President's
going to be there.

874
00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:41,861
We, uh...

875
00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:44,163
appreciate the support...

876
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:45,164
You want me to say no.

877
00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:47,366
We think the press will
go back two years

878
00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,268
Let them.
and bring up the whole...

879
00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:50,602
I don't want to.

880
00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:52,504
You know, you know
how I feel about you.

881
00:27:52,538 --> 00:27:54,941
You know I don't mean
you disrespect...

882
00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:55,942
You don't?

883
00:27:55,975 --> 00:27:56,943
No.

884
00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:01,313
I've raised money for you.

885
00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,015
I've registered voters for you.

886
00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:04,550
I've done commercials for you

887
00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:05,818
and I've voted for you.

888
00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:08,587
Because of something I never did
wrong two years ago

889
00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:10,656
you don't want to be on
the same dais with me.

890
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:11,690
That's not...

891
00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:13,025
It takes a special
kind of arrogance

892
00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:16,462
not to think that
that's disrespectful.

893
00:28:16,495 --> 00:28:18,097
Ah, thanks, Alicia.

894
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,001
Make your case.

895
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,303
I got to be funny in a while.

896
00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:26,238
It missed by 137 miles.

897
00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:27,073
Yes.

898
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,407
It could've missed
by 37 fewer miles

899
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,576
and it would've
still missed by
a hundred miles.

900
00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:31,610
It doesn't work.

901
00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:33,145
That depends
what your definition is.

902
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:36,015
My definition is precisely
the same as everyone else's.

903
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,149
John!

904
00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:38,350
Mr. President.

905
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:39,585
It's good to have you here.

906
00:28:39,618 --> 00:28:40,820
Your servant,
as always.

907
00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:42,889
What made you agree
to take the post?

908
00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:44,824
I suppose it's possible
I was drunk.

909
00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:46,125
Reasonable bet.

910
00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:48,594
Listen, I got to go
a few blocks across town

911
00:28:48,627 --> 00:28:49,996
and give an address
on global warming

912
00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:51,630
and the future of our planet.

913
00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:53,432
That's not something
you're interested in?

914
00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:54,767
Oh, good God, no.

915
00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:56,769
Okay. Stay here and fight
with Leo about something.

916
00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:58,971
We'll get you some dinner.
I'll be back in an hour.

917
00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:00,873
We'll do your thing
and then enjoy the reception.

918
00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:02,174
Excellent.
Indeed.

919
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:03,175
Charlie?
Here we go.

920
00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:04,510
Eagle's moving.

921
00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:05,644
An hour, did he say?

922
00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:06,846
Yes.

923
00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:08,347
I'll need
some amusement.

924
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:09,381
Good evening, Your Lordship.

925
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,349
Excellent.

926
00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:12,418
Wait a second.
Let me finish.

927
00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:13,986
It was not a benign joke.

928
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:15,154
You don't tell
benign jokes.

929
00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:16,155
That's a matter...

930
00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,890
It was a joke
about New York City cops

931
00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:18,690
shooting black men.

932
00:29:18,724 --> 00:29:20,226
I'm black man.

933
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,895
I'm in a room full of rich
Democrats in an election year.

934
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:23,996
You thought I was going
to talk about airline food?

935
00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:25,932
It was a political
fund-raiser in the heat

936
00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,366
of a national campaign.

937
00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:29,735
You weren't doing a 2:00 a.m.
set at Catch a Rising Star.

938
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:30,736
You know how many years
it's been

939
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,238
since I worked
Catch a Rising Star?

940
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:35,207
You made the joke, and
inoffensive as you think
it may have been

941
00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:36,909
there was
enormous pressure
on the candidate

942
00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,945
to disavow your remarks,
and he did not.

943
00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:40,279
And I'm supposed...

944
00:29:40,312 --> 00:29:42,081
Corey...
I'm supposed to feel
good about that?

945
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,649
That he didn't disavow me?

946
00:29:43,682 --> 00:29:44,917
That I wasn't disavowed?

947
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,685
We were courting
law enforcement, Corey.

948
00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:47,820
Don't be naive.

949
00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:49,889
You were also courting
the black vote, C.J.

950
00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:51,824
I'm not naive.

951
00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:54,060
What'd you expect us to do?

952
00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,229
I expected
that when I was called

953
00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:59,498
in any of number of places
a Hollywood sleaze

954
00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:02,301
that you might have said a
few words, maybe, on my behalf.

955
00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:03,903
I expected that you
we're going to say

956
00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,371
"We in the
Bartlet campaign

957
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:08,074
"don't believe Cornelius Sykes
is a Hollywood sleaze.

958
00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:09,708
"We believe
he's a world-class humorist

959
00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:11,443
"and millions
of Americans agree.

960
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:14,013
"We believe
his humor can be
disconcerting to some

961
00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:16,015
"but those who are making noise
right now

962
00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:17,616
"are feigning their concern

963
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,853
in an effort to frighten
white men."

964
00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:22,454
But what you said was

965
00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:24,156
he didn't laugh at the joke.

966
00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:28,360
Corey...

967
00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:29,929
He did laugh at the joke.

968
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,731
Yeah.

969
00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:35,834
He laughed at the joke, C.J.

970
00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:37,003
I've been doing this 20 years.

971
00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:39,906
You don't think I know
if I had him?

972
00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:42,374
I killed that night.

973
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,644
That was a very
big deal for me.

974
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,881
To play in front
of that audience

975
00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:51,350
to get that man to laugh?

976
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:52,518
And the next day

977
00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:57,356
my parents read in the paper
that I am Hollywood sleaze.

978
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,827
But that's okay

979
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,096
'cause the candidate didn't
think I was funny.

980
00:31:08,334 --> 00:31:09,368
I understand.

981
00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:16,208
I don't want to cause
any trouble for the President.

982
00:31:16,242 --> 00:31:17,944
You knew that
when you walked in here.

983
00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:21,813
I'll pass on the dinner.

984
00:31:21,847 --> 00:31:23,149
I'll tell them...

985
00:31:23,182 --> 00:31:25,451
it was 'cause I couldn't get out
of a booking.

986
00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:30,822
But the President laughed
at the joke, C.J.

987
00:31:30,856 --> 00:31:32,624
I killed that night.

988
00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:35,928
You did.

989
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:43,135
Okay, I got to go.

990
00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:51,677
I'll see you next time.

991
00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,345
Is the President
offstage yet?

992
00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:54,546
Just about.

993
00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:55,681
Anyone know
how it's going?

994
00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:56,848
Toby?
Yeah.

995
00:31:56,882 --> 00:31:58,184
It's Sam.
Yeah.

996
00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:03,722
Yeah?

997
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,924
Sam...
He admonished them.

998
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,994
He went off the speech
right at the end

999
00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:09,928
and slapped them down
for not speaking out

1000
00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:11,397
Yeah. Listen...
on eco-terrorism.

1001
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,132
Sam, listen...
He just flew
right off the speech.

1002
00:32:13,165 --> 00:32:14,600
Something about
a Colorado ski resort.

1003
00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:17,669
Sam, are you listening?
Here's what you say:
Talk to me.

1004
00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:19,105
Friends are honest
with each other.

1005
00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:21,140
The President has always spoken
out on moderate groups

1006
00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:22,774
not taking responsibility
for terrorism

1007
00:32:22,808 --> 00:32:25,111
and he isn't going to stop
with the environmental lobby.

1008
00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:26,745
God bless you all,
and God bless America.

1009
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,614
Got that?
Yeah.

1010
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:31,017
What's happening?

1011
00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:32,684
Sam, what's happening?

1012
00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:35,021
They're not standing.

1013
00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:42,894
So, you're actual royalty?

1014
00:32:42,928 --> 00:32:43,895
Well, yes.

1015
00:32:43,929 --> 00:32:45,597
It's not just an
honorary thing?

1016
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:46,832
No. In fact,
there's little honor

1017
00:32:46,865 --> 00:32:48,500
attached to it at all.

1018
00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:50,369
Tell me about yourself.

1019
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:52,171
Well, my mother
was a descendant

1020
00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:54,173
of the third of the nine
children of Queen Victoria.

1021
00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:56,375
Victoria was the
granddaughter of
George III

1022
00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:58,177
who was the great
grandson of George I.

1023
00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:01,813
George I was the great
nephew of Charles I

1024
00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:04,383
who was the son of James I

1025
00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:07,819
and, uh, James's mother
was Mary, Queen of Scots.

1026
00:33:07,853 --> 00:33:11,290
And are you
and Caprice an item?

1027
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,091
Uh, no.

1028
00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:13,325
Mr. Ambassador?

1029
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:14,326
Is he back?

1030
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,527
He's back,
but he's receiving credentials

1031
00:33:15,561 --> 00:33:18,064
from Her Excellency
Renee Ernesto of Argentina

1032
00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:19,031
and asks for your patience.

1033
00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:20,732
My patience
he shall have.

1034
00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:25,704
C.J....

1035
00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:26,838
Yeah?

1036
00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:28,040
You just get back?
Yeah.

1037
00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:29,041
You heard
what happened?

1038
00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:30,509
Yeah, and here's what it is:

1039
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,478
The President has always
spoken out on moderate groups

1040
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,446
not taking responsibility
for extremism

1041
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,382
and he isn't going to stop
at the environmental lobby.

1042
00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:39,151
Friends are honest
with each other.

1043
00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:40,152
Sam?

1044
00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:41,920
Have you spoken to Toby?

1045
00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:42,854
When?

1046
00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:44,290
Since after the
speech tonight?

1047
00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:44,823
No.

1048
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,492
Okay.

1049
00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,594
They're setting up
for the reception?

1050
00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:49,661
Yeah.

1051
00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:53,532
$60 billion can be spent
on other things.

1052
00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:54,933
I'm all for retention pay.

1053
00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:56,235
I'm all for health benefits.

1054
00:33:56,268 --> 00:33:57,703
I'm all for procurement.

1055
00:33:57,736 --> 00:33:58,604
I'm talking about
Abrams tanks

1056
00:33:58,637 --> 00:34:01,107
and Apache helicopters,
which we know work.

1057
00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:02,574
An Apache helicopter

1058
00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:06,078
will not stop a Shahab-3
long-range Stiletto

1059
00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:07,513
or a North Korean ICBM.

1060
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:09,315
Well, so far,
neither can anything else.

1061
00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,550
Hey, Sam?

1062
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:12,584
I'm going back in there.

1063
00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,324
Have you been
getting questions?

1064
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:19,491
I'm sorry?

1065
00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:20,959
Have you been
getting questions?

1066
00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:22,628
Yeah.

1067
00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:23,762
From the press, or...?

1068
00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:25,264
The press'll
be tomorrow.

1069
00:34:25,297 --> 00:34:26,398
So, who's asking...?

1070
00:34:26,432 --> 00:34:28,200
The chairman of the
GDC, four congressmen

1071
00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:29,568
the Secretary
of the Interior.

1072
00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,370
Who'd you think would
be talking to me?
What did...?

1073
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,939
I said, "Sometimes friends have
to be honest with each other."

1074
00:34:33,972 --> 00:34:35,507
I said exactly
what you told me to say

1075
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:38,544
which, coincidentally, is
exactly what C.J. told me to say

1076
00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:39,911
which is remarkable
when you consider

1077
00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:42,614
during the event and didn't
speak to you afterward.York

1078
00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:44,450
I mean, it's almost
as if there were people

1079
00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:45,884
who already knew it
was going to happen.

1080
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:46,852
Sam...
Get away from me.

1081
00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:58,630
( door opens )

1082
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,134
Hey, Sam.

1083
00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:05,304
Is it possible I could
get in for just a minute?

1084
00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:07,038
He's pretty tight right now.

1085
00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:08,140
I don't think

1086
00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:10,342
I can get you in.

1087
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:20,252
MARBURY:
Oh, well, yes,
uh, certainly.

1088
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:22,521
There's, uh, Edward,
Earl of Ulster.

1089
00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:24,323
He's the son of Richard,
Duke of Gloucester

1090
00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:27,326
who's the son of Henry,
Duke of Gloucester.

1091
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:28,894
Edward, Earl of Ulster?

1092
00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:29,895
Yes.

1093
00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:30,929
You think he'd like me?

1094
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:31,997
Do you date
younger men?

1095
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:32,964
Sure. How old is he?

1096
00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:34,233
Five.

1097
00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:35,934
Okay, well, let's stick a pin
in that for a moment

1098
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,169
and move on.

1099
00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:38,537
Hello.
Hello.

1100
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:39,471
Am I interrupting?

1101
00:35:39,505 --> 00:35:40,639
Not at all.

1102
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:42,474
Ambassador Marbury
was just telling me

1103
00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:44,910
about how royal men
are schooled in the
ways of courtship.

1104
00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:46,412
King George III,
for example

1105
00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:48,013
sailed his bride
up the River Thames

1106
00:35:48,046 --> 00:35:49,515
to music that was
specially composed.

1107
00:35:49,548 --> 00:35:51,617
Yeah. That was just
a few years

1108
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:54,553
before we opened up a big can
of whup-ass on him at Yorktown.

1109
00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:55,554
Leo, uh...

1110
00:35:55,587 --> 00:35:56,388
How can you look

1111
00:35:56,422 --> 00:35:58,724
at North Korea,
which 24 months ago

1112
00:35:58,757 --> 00:36:00,091
fired a Taepodong missile...

1113
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,092
Uh, which failed.

1114
00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:02,261
And with some modifications

1115
00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:03,395
it'll be able to reach Alaska.

1116
00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:04,663
Well, I don't
live in Alaska.

1117
00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:05,831
I live in England,
which, by the way

1118
00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:08,234
is not protected by the shield.

1119
00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:10,502
Not that anybody else is
at the moment, either.

1120
00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:12,871
You've also forgotten
that we're both signatories

1121
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:15,407
to the '72 ABM Treaty,
of which this shield
is in clear violation.

1122
00:36:15,441 --> 00:36:17,276
You've forgotten
that it will

1123
00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:19,311
compel China to strengthen
their nuclear arsenal.

1124
00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:20,746
You've forgotten that
the European allies

1125
00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:22,614
have strong
reservations
about the shield

1126
00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:25,083
and you've forgotten
that it doesn't work.

1127
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:26,818
You know what
I haven't forgotten?

1128
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:27,353
What?

1129
00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:28,454
That we opened up

1130
00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:30,989
a big can of whup-ass on you
at Yorktown.

1131
00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:31,890
All right.

1132
00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:33,525
CHARLIE:
Leo?

1133
00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:34,960
Excuse me.

1134
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:36,662
Excuse me.

1135
00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:38,564
I'm going to correspond
with Edward, Earl of Ulster

1136
00:36:38,597 --> 00:36:40,699
once he learns
how to read and write.

1137
00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:41,733
Okay.

1138
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:51,042
Here you go.

1139
00:36:51,076 --> 00:36:52,744
TOBY:
No, no, Alice,
I got it.

1140
00:36:52,778 --> 00:36:53,645
It's all right.

1141
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:54,680
No, I got it.

1142
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:55,681
You want a beer?

1143
00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:58,350
Yeah, thanks.

1144
00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:01,620
( sighs )

1145
00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:04,122
You don't ever go into
the Oval Office mad.

1146
00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:06,425
Look...
No. No, no.

1147
00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,661
No, Sam, you don't ever
go in there mad.

1148
00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:13,031
I think the President's remarks
were... ill-advised

1149
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,366
to say the least.

1150
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,767
Well, you're wrong.

1151
00:37:15,801 --> 00:37:18,437
The drop-in's the story
now, Toby, not the
energy package.

1152
00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:19,571
The energy package
doesn't need to be

1153
00:37:19,605 --> 00:37:21,307
a story. It's
going to be a law.

1154
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:22,040
You'd don't think we need

1155
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,141
the environmental lobby?

1156
00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:24,410
I think
we need them.

1157
00:37:24,443 --> 00:37:25,477
I just don't think
we're going to lose them.

1158
00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:27,078
And I think you're
tragically misguided.

1159
00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:28,246
Sam, I...

1160
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,648
Many, if not most
environmentalists

1161
00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:31,650
are absolutists
who will use this insult to pull

1162
00:37:31,683 --> 00:37:34,019
their support under cover
we cut a deal with Detroit.

1163
00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:35,921
Well, then,
they can grow up, Sam.

1164
00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:37,623
"Use this insult"?

1165
00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:39,190
They just got the energy package
they wanted

1166
00:37:39,224 --> 00:37:40,759
they just got the President
at their dinner

1167
00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:41,593
and they should shut up!

1168
00:37:41,627 --> 00:37:42,528
Well, you should

1169
00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:44,863
explain it to them
just that way, Toby

1170
00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:47,999
'cause they're really pretty
receptive to that argument.

1171
00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:50,168
When they look down
the ballot and see
the alternatives

1172
00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:51,603
they get receptive
in a hurry.

1173
00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:55,774
Was there anything else,
or can I sit here now?

1174
00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:57,476
Yeah, you can sit here.

1175
00:37:57,509 --> 00:37:58,677
I'll see you tomorrow.

1176
00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,679
Yeah.

1177
00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:02,348
( sighs )

1178
00:38:02,381 --> 00:38:04,249
Sam, I'm looking
at opposition polling

1179
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,351
that scares the
hell out of me.

1180
00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:06,952
I'm looking at
internal numbers

1181
00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:08,487
that change by the hour.

1182
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,389
I'm listening to
economists that tell
me there's weather...

1183
00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:13,058
You left me out.

1184
00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:14,159
( sighing ):
Yeah.

1185
00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:15,561
You think I'm the reason
you got beat

1186
00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:16,728
on the Leadership breakfast?

1187
00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:17,496
I got creamed, Sam.

1188
00:38:17,529 --> 00:38:18,397
You think I'm the reason?

1189
00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:19,365
I didn't want
the discussion!

1190
00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:20,131
Then what are you doing here

1191
00:38:20,165 --> 00:38:22,200
talking to me?

1192
00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:24,470
Now you want
the discussion.

1193
00:38:24,503 --> 00:38:25,804
You and the President may think
they deserved it

1194
00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:28,340
but the cynicism
of attacking your friends

1195
00:38:28,374 --> 00:38:32,878
for political protection
offends them and it offends me.

1196
00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:35,347
It offends you, and there's
really nothing I can do

1197
00:38:35,381 --> 00:38:39,084
to make you feel better
about that.

1198
00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:40,752
We can't govern if we don't win.

1199
00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:47,025
You should talk to me
about the numbers more.

1200
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:48,594
Yeah.

1201
00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:52,731
Anyway, I have
this beer, so...

1202
00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:54,566
Yeah.

1203
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,735
I was just going to
sit down and drink it.

1204
00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,737
Yeah.

1205
00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:03,208
I mean, we don't have
to talk or anything.

1206
00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:05,744
Yeah.

1207
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:16,254
That was
Chairwoman Shelly Loobis

1208
00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:18,490
I just got off the phone with.

1209
00:39:18,524 --> 00:39:21,393
Before that was a conference
call with Jamie Schwartz

1210
00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:23,261
from the Environmental
Defense Fund

1211
00:39:23,294 --> 00:39:25,196
Bryce Davis
from the Sierra Club

1212
00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:26,932
and three Democratic Congressmen

1213
00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:29,535
from the Subcommittee
on Energy and the Environment.

1214
00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:31,336
The number
of different words

1215
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,104
they had
for "manipulative..."

1216
00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:34,740
Leo, there's no way
they didn't have

1217
00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:36,575
a thesaurus open
in front of them.

1218
00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:38,143
Bryce Davis said
if I keep this up

1219
00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:40,178
he's going to encourage
Seth Gillette

1220
00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,346
in a third-party bid.

1221
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,548
What'd you say?

1222
00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:44,616
I said for 50 bucks
and a ride to the airport

1223
00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:46,518
Gillette could have the job
right now.

1224
00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:47,619
( chuckles )
What'd you say?

1225
00:39:47,653 --> 00:39:49,588
I politely reminded them
that it's probably

1226
00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:52,458
not a good idea to threaten
the President. Nancy!

1227
00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:54,192
I want to know,
when you're pushing me

1228
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,594
towards the missile shield

1229
00:39:55,627 --> 00:39:57,896
it's not 'cause you want me
to look strong on defense.

1230
00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,330
NANCY:
Yes, sir?

1231
00:39:59,364 --> 00:40:00,732
Would you tell Charlie
I'm ready?
Yes, sir.

1232
00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:01,900
Don't.
I'm not. I'm
pushing you

1233
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:03,401
toward the shield
'cause I think it works.

1234
00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:04,369
Based on what?

1235
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,604
Confidence...

1236
00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:08,273
and the understanding
that there's been a time

1237
00:40:08,306 --> 00:40:10,275
in the evolution
of everything that works

1238
00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:11,376
when it didn't work.

1239
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,578
JOSH:
You know, can
I say this?

1240
00:40:12,611 --> 00:40:15,046
Why don't we just
give the $60 billion

1241
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,016
to North Korea
in exchange for
not bombing us?

1242
00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:19,518
It's almost hard to believe

1243
00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:21,720
that you're not on
the National Security Council.

1244
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,955
I know. I feel like they're
missing an important voice.

1245
00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:24,956
( door opens )

1246
00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:25,957
Good evening.

1247
00:40:25,991 --> 00:40:27,158
PRESIDENT:
John!

1248
00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:28,494
Let me explain why
you've been waiting.

1249
00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:30,629
I have to see people
in the order in
which they arrive

1250
00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:31,897
and you got beat
by Argentina.

1251
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:32,898
Oh, uh, well, yes.

1252
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:35,501
You also lost out
on preferred seating

1253
00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:36,668
for the State
of the Union.

1254
00:40:36,702 --> 00:40:37,903
I'm required to attend
the State of the Union?

1255
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:38,570
Yes!

1256
00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:39,705
Well, then,
attend it I shall.

1257
00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:41,673
Okay. Tom?

1258
00:40:41,707 --> 00:40:44,109
it is with pleasure
that I present His Excellency

1259
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:45,944
Lord John Marbury
of Great Britain

1260
00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:48,279
and by request
of the Secretary of State

1261
00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:49,548
ask that you accept
his credentials

1262
00:40:49,581 --> 00:40:51,917
from Her Royal Majesty,
Queen Elizabeth II

1263
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:54,820
as Great Britain's Ambassador
to the United States.

1264
00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:55,821
Hmm...

1265
00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:59,991
Where are you on
the missile shield?

1266
00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:04,362
Well, I think it's dangerous,
illegal, fiscally irresponsible

1267
00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:06,431
technologically unsound

1268
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:09,234
and a threat
to all people everywhere.

1269
00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:10,869
Leo?

1270
00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:13,772
I think the world
invented a nuclear weapon.

1271
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,807
I think the world
owes it to itself

1272
00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:17,843
to see if it can't
invent something

1273
00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:19,511
that it would make
it irrelevant.

1274
00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:21,379
Well, that's
the right sentiment

1275
00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:23,314
and certainly a credible one

1276
00:41:23,348 --> 00:41:25,350
from a man who's fought
in a war.

1277
00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:27,385
You think you can
make it stop?

1278
00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:31,189
Well, you can't.

1279
00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:32,490
We build a shield.

1280
00:41:32,524 --> 00:41:34,593
Somebody will build
a better missile.

1281
00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:39,464
Well, it's a discussion
for serious men.

1282
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:40,666
They say a statesman

1283
00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:43,268
is a politician
who's been dead for 15 years.

1284
00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:47,072
I'd like us to be statesmen
while we're still alive.

1285
00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:48,039
Lord Marbury, I accept

1286
00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:49,841
your Letter of Credence
from Queen Elizabeth

1287
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:52,443
and by affixing my
signature and seal

1288
00:41:52,477 --> 00:41:53,745
do hereby
declare you to be

1289
00:41:53,779 --> 00:41:58,116
an Ambassador Extraordinary
and Plenipotentiary.

1290
00:41:58,149 --> 00:42:01,452
Well, thank you, sir.

1291
00:42:01,486 --> 00:42:03,689
Congratulations.

1292
00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:07,092
God bless America.

1293
00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:08,493
God save the Queen.

1294
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,829
Let's go.

1295
00:42:15,601 --> 00:42:18,103
( chuckling )


