1 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:10,190 You're hearing AFC Richmond being booed lustily by their home fans, 2 00:00:10,270 --> 00:00:13,480 and you have to say, not without good reason. 3 00:00:13,990 --> 00:00:15,830 2-0. We're better than that! 4 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:20,200 Jamie. Jamie. Sorry, I didn't put that cross where you wanted it. 5 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:22,120 Forget it, mate. 6 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,700 Hey, would it be too forward if I gave you some advice 7 00:00:24,790 --> 00:00:26,750 that might help improve your game a bit? 8 00:00:26,830 --> 00:00:27,830 No. Please, anything. 9 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:31,300 What you need to do is get yourself a time machine, and go back to the moment 10 00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:34,510 when your mom was about to fuck a sad little man with no athletic talent. 11 00:00:34,590 --> 00:00:39,260 Pull her off him, fly her to Argentina, and drop her onto Maradona's cock. 12 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:42,350 Hope that helps, mate. 13 00:00:43,270 --> 00:00:44,520 Right, that's it. 14 00:00:45,230 --> 00:00:47,020 I'm done with you being a prick to everyone. 15 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:53,530 So, either I beat up an old man, or I let an old man beat me up. 16 00:00:56,570 --> 00:00:57,570 Fuck it. Let's go. 17 00:00:58,030 --> 00:00:59,280 Fucking-- 18 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,790 Hey, hey, hey! 19 00:01:03,660 --> 00:01:05,290 Easy, easy, easy now! 20 00:01:05,370 --> 00:01:07,370 Coach, tell these boys what the first rule of my fight club is. 21 00:01:07,460 --> 00:01:10,340 -No fight club! -No fight club. Okay? You understand? 22 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:14,210 For the love of Pistol Pete, y'all. We still got a second half to play. 23 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:16,140 Now, please, sit down. Everybody. 24 00:01:18,590 --> 00:01:20,090 Gaffer saved you, old man. 25 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:25,600 Call me old... 26 00:01:26,890 --> 00:01:27,890 one more time. 27 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:33,060 Sorry... 28 00:01:34,690 --> 00:01:35,900 granddad. 29 00:01:35,990 --> 00:01:37,700 I'll fucking kill you! 30 00:02:00,890 --> 00:02:06,350 Table four is done and shall from now on be known as the boring table. 31 00:02:06,970 --> 00:02:08,430 But that's where I'm sitting. 32 00:02:10,690 --> 00:02:13,780 I haven't placed Elaine Kenner. Awful woman. 33 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:17,280 She won't be attending tonight. She was kicked in the face by her horse. 34 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,450 That poor thing. Is the horse okay? 35 00:02:23,370 --> 00:02:25,870 Looks like we still got ourselves a team divided here. 36 00:02:26,540 --> 00:02:28,290 Coach, you know what I'm thinkin' about right now? 37 00:02:28,370 --> 00:02:30,750 -West Side Story? -You know it. Sharks and Jets. 38 00:02:30,830 --> 00:02:31,830 You think these fellas 39 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:34,710 could solve their problems with a dance-off at a gymnasium? 40 00:02:34,790 --> 00:02:36,420 Course, if memory serves, 41 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:40,050 Riff and Bernardo ended up getting knifed to death at that particular event. 42 00:02:40,130 --> 00:02:42,340 No, they didn't die until the rumble afterwards. 43 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:43,520 Right. Right, right, right. 44 00:02:43,590 --> 00:02:45,590 When I was 15, I was understudy for Anita. 45 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:47,890 All-boys school. 46 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:51,730 We have peeled yet another juicy layer of the Nathan onion. 47 00:02:52,140 --> 00:02:53,680 Coach Beard! 48 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:58,820 For dinner tonight, it's either chicken or steak! 49 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,360 You can't tick both! 50 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:01,990 Okay! 51 00:03:02,070 --> 00:03:03,490 Busted. 52 00:03:03,570 --> 00:03:04,700 And Ted! 53 00:03:06,030 --> 00:03:09,330 -Yeah! -I need to know who your plus-one is! 54 00:03:09,410 --> 00:03:12,200 Well, that'd be Mr. Two Entrées here. 55 00:03:12,290 --> 00:03:14,960 No, he's already bringing a date! 56 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:19,340 Hey, you free tonight? 57 00:03:19,710 --> 00:03:21,920 -I'm free every night, yeah. -Okay. 58 00:03:22,010 --> 00:03:24,140 -I'm gonna bring Nathan! -Who? 59 00:03:24,510 --> 00:03:26,640 Nate the Great! He's gonna be my date! 60 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,600 And for obvious reasons, we'd love to be at table eight! 61 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,310 No! 62 00:03:31,890 --> 00:03:33,470 And Beard, you're having chicken! 63 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:38,520 Hey, boss. 64 00:03:38,610 --> 00:03:40,650 Pajama Friday? Wish I woulda known. 65 00:03:40,740 --> 00:03:42,660 You're gonna get a kick outta this story. 66 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:44,950 -When I was 17-- -Ted, let me just stop you there 67 00:03:45,030 --> 00:03:47,410 before you tell me a folksy anecdote about you and pajamas. 68 00:03:47,490 --> 00:03:49,330 Okay. When you change your mind, just let me know, 69 00:03:49,410 --> 00:03:51,200 'cause this one is a doozy. 70 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:53,880 Sorry, was there anything you needed? 'Cause I'm really-- 71 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,010 I was wondering if me, Roy and Jamie could all sit at the same table tonight. 72 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,080 -Is that possible? -Yes. 73 00:03:58,170 --> 00:04:00,960 Great! 'Cause I got some fences I need to mend, and I think that might do the trick. 74 00:04:01,050 --> 00:04:02,970 -Ted, I just said yes. -Right. 75 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,140 Oh, God, that one's absolutely beautiful, but... 76 00:04:07,470 --> 00:04:09,390 I don't think I can get away with that anymore. 77 00:04:09,470 --> 00:04:11,390 Sure you could. Fashion's all about confidence. 78 00:04:11,470 --> 00:04:14,430 If I didn't have any confidence, I never would've worn pajamas to my prom 79 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,900 and ended up in jail the rest of that night. 80 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:17,860 But you don't wanna hear that story, so I ain't gonna tell it. 81 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:19,190 You know what? I'll get outta your hair. 82 00:04:19,270 --> 00:04:21,810 You're probably all revved up because of the big shindig, right? 83 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:23,320 No, no, no. I'm absolutely fine. 84 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:26,150 I mean, even when Rupert and I were running the gala together, 85 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,080 I did most of the work myself. 86 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:29,620 So, I'm not revved up at all. 87 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:32,580 I'm actually, really, feeling quite mellow. 88 00:04:32,660 --> 00:04:34,870 Good afternoon. We have a huge problem. 89 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,840 Our musical guest, Robbie Williams, has canceled. 90 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:38,920 God! 91 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,130 Oh, no. Who is that? 92 00:04:40,210 --> 00:04:44,970 No, no, no. That's absolutely fine. It's not a problem. Let me just think. 93 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:47,220 All right, here's what we're going to do, Higgins. 94 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:50,390 Tonight, when I tell everyone that Robbie has canceled, 95 00:04:50,470 --> 00:04:54,100 by then it won't matter because you will have found someone better. 96 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,190 -There ya are. -Right. 97 00:04:56,270 --> 00:05:00,110 I am a world-class problem solver. 98 00:05:00,190 --> 00:05:03,570 There it is. You got it. Catch it! Yep! Look at that! 99 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:06,150 You got this, Higgins! 100 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,200 And Rebecca's grateful for all your hard work! 101 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:09,280 Thank you, Ted! 102 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,500 No. I hate it, babe. 103 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:21,790 It's just not me. There's no hood, no zips. 104 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:23,050 There's no graffiti. 105 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:26,500 No graffiti. 106 00:05:27,090 --> 00:05:29,050 Mad. I look like a banker. 107 00:05:29,140 --> 00:05:31,600 Not with trousers that tight around the crotch, you don't. 108 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,310 Fine. I look like a banker with a great cock. 109 00:05:34,390 --> 00:05:36,480 Babe, if those existed, we wouldn't be together. 110 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:39,440 Whatever. 111 00:05:39,850 --> 00:05:40,850 Okay. 112 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:44,740 Look, you're gonna get more endorsements when you start embracing high fashion. 113 00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:46,570 I'm just trying to help build up your brand. 114 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:49,410 Jamie, no. What are you doing? 115 00:05:49,490 --> 00:05:50,700 I'm doing... 116 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:52,910 style. 117 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:57,160 Yeah, people don't know it, but I'm good at this fashion shit. 118 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:59,630 -Are you? -Yeah, I'm like a progeny. 119 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,040 Oh, yeah? 120 00:06:01,830 --> 00:06:03,330 Oi. Down, boy. 121 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:07,250 That's a good boy. Find the treat, yeah. 122 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,180 Hey, hon. 123 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:14,390 Shoot, I was hoping I'd catch ya. Got your message. 124 00:06:14,470 --> 00:06:17,470 Playing a little phone tag, it appears. And you are now it. 125 00:06:18,350 --> 00:06:19,730 Hey. Guess what. 126 00:06:19,810 --> 00:06:21,980 I'm wearing the suit you told me I should bring. 127 00:06:22,060 --> 00:06:23,940 You were right, as always. 128 00:06:25,190 --> 00:06:29,530 Yeah. Okay, so, that's it. I love-- I miss ya. 129 00:06:29,610 --> 00:06:32,150 And just go ahead and give the little guy a squeeze for me. 130 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:33,660 I'll talk to you soon. Bye. 131 00:06:35,790 --> 00:06:37,420 Hey. All right, now. 132 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,170 Gotta love a troubadour. 133 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:40,330 Here we go. 134 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,960 Holy moly, look at you. 135 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,500 -Hope I'm not too early. -No. 136 00:06:45,590 --> 00:06:47,380 Or too late. I was trying to go for somewhere in between. 137 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:49,300 Yeah, no. You threaded that needle perfectly, Nate. 138 00:06:49,380 --> 00:06:50,550 -Good. -Yeah, nailed it. 139 00:06:51,130 --> 00:06:52,800 Hey, let me ask you something. 140 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:55,230 Are you one of those guys that likes it if your friends tell you 141 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:58,220 -you got a piece of food in your teeth? -Absolutely, yeah. 142 00:06:58,310 --> 00:07:01,060 Okay, good. 'Cause that suit does not fit at all. 143 00:07:01,140 --> 00:07:02,980 -Really? -Yeah. 144 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:05,770 I was gonna buy one, but, you know, they're so expensive. 145 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,700 -I just thought I'd borrow my dad's. -I hear ya. 146 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,450 Hey. We'll make a little pit stop. Come on, follow me. 147 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:11,360 Yeah. 148 00:07:16,830 --> 00:07:18,080 What you lookin' at? 149 00:07:18,950 --> 00:07:22,450 You boys all right? How's my suit? All good? Yeah? 150 00:07:22,540 --> 00:07:23,750 This is great. 151 00:07:23,830 --> 00:07:26,500 Hey, thank you, guys, so much for taking my picture. 152 00:07:26,590 --> 00:07:27,590 What are your names? 153 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:31,260 So you're Jerry, and you're Dave. 154 00:07:31,340 --> 00:07:33,220 What you all came for. 155 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:35,720 Left eyebrow. Right eyebrow. 156 00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:37,560 Confused look. 157 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:41,140 Yeah, now for the one that you'll actually use. 158 00:07:41,230 --> 00:07:42,610 That's it, darling. How about a kiss? 159 00:07:47,860 --> 00:07:50,070 -Romance is not dead. -Guys, sorry, sorry. I just-- 160 00:07:50,150 --> 00:07:51,780 -Gonna let them take a picture. -Yeah. Yeah. 161 00:07:51,860 --> 00:07:53,280 I just need to get inside. Okay. 162 00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:55,750 Rebecca, over here! 163 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:57,860 -Nice, ladies. -Rebecca, over here! 164 00:07:57,950 --> 00:07:59,790 -You look perfect. -Now, look to your left. 165 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:00,950 I hate this part. 166 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,830 -Miss Welton. -Lovely. Nice. 167 00:08:03,330 --> 00:08:04,330 Hey. 168 00:08:04,790 --> 00:08:06,750 Just put one foot in front of the other, yeah? 169 00:08:06,830 --> 00:08:09,790 And then put your hand on your hip and make, like, a claw shape. 170 00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:11,550 It's the most flattering. 171 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,470 -Rebecca, give us a smile. -Rebecca! 172 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:20,310 Look at her. She's fucking fit! 173 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,200 Don't strut. Let the suit do the work. 174 00:08:41,830 --> 00:08:44,040 Ted Lasso. My God. 175 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,250 Right back at ya, boss. 176 00:08:45,330 --> 00:08:47,330 I had a hunch you were gonna pick this dress. 177 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:49,340 And may I say, you are wearing the heck out of it. 178 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:50,840 Thank you. 179 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:53,300 Check out Nate. Looking pretty dapper himself, huh? 180 00:08:53,380 --> 00:08:54,510 Great to see you again. 181 00:08:54,590 --> 00:08:56,380 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 182 00:08:57,590 --> 00:09:00,010 -If you'll both excuse me. -Absolutely, yeah. Go do your thing. 183 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:03,520 Look, there's Beard over there. 184 00:09:03,930 --> 00:09:05,430 That's his new gal, Jane. 185 00:09:05,940 --> 00:09:08,360 Yeah, they met at his Friday night chess club. 186 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,440 Apparently, they liked each other's moves. 187 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:13,980 That wasn't a joke. 188 00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:15,070 Was it not? 189 00:09:15,570 --> 00:09:16,570 I guess it kinda was. 190 00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:21,580 No. No. Fuck off. Fuck you. No. No. 191 00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:23,540 Yeah, I know. 192 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:29,460 This is gonna be so uncomfortable. 193 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:32,670 -I'm switching tables. -No, no, no. Hey. Come on back here. 194 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:33,790 This is my doing. 195 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,090 I parent trapped y'all. Take a seat. 196 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:41,850 Now, listen. You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. 197 00:09:41,930 --> 00:09:43,470 And when it comes to locker rooms, 198 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:45,560 I like 'em just like my mother's bathing suits. 199 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,430 I only wanna see 'em in one piece, you hear? 200 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,730 So we're fixing this. 201 00:09:48,810 --> 00:09:50,810 Tell me what's the biggest issue you got with each other. Go. 202 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,070 He's a piece of shit. 203 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:54,820 If his brain was on fire, I wouldn't piss in his ear. 204 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:57,240 Well, hey. You don't need to be best friends to be great teammates. 205 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,410 Think about Shaq and Kobe, right? Lennon and McCartney. 206 00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:02,700 Heck, even Woody and Buzz got under each other's plastic. 207 00:10:02,780 --> 00:10:03,950 Wasn't Woody made out of cloth? 208 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,130 I appreciate you, Nate, but now's not the time. 209 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:09,000 You know what all those dynamic duos had in common? 210 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,170 Mutual respect. 211 00:10:10,790 --> 00:10:13,880 Y'all gotta find some common ground. So who wants to get the ball rollin'? 212 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,210 I do. 213 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:20,220 Nate, that's a very nice suit. I think you look chic. 214 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:24,470 Thank you. It's actually only the second suit I've ever owned. 215 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,610 The first one was my suit when I was a naked baby. 216 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,150 Sorry, it's funny when Ted says it. I-- 217 00:10:33,230 --> 00:10:34,560 Well, the term "birthday suit" 218 00:10:34,650 --> 00:10:36,690 -woulda helped you a ton there, yeah. -Oh, God, yeah. 219 00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:39,370 Come on, let's try this again, all right? Hey, Jamie. You wanna go? 220 00:10:39,450 --> 00:10:40,700 Pass. 221 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:43,400 -Roy. -He's a piece of shit. 222 00:10:43,490 --> 00:10:45,530 You're gonna stick with that, huh? Okay. 223 00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:48,000 Here's an idea that's gonna help a little or hurt a whole lot. 224 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,210 Who needs a drink? 225 00:10:54,670 --> 00:10:56,170 Any progress with the musical guest? 226 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:57,790 I've talked to a number of agents 227 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:01,840 and made a fairly extensive list of those who cannot make it. 228 00:11:01,930 --> 00:11:03,770 Process of elimination. We're on our way. 229 00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:08,180 Hey, there she is. 230 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,060 You're working on your speech, huh? 231 00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:15,400 Rupert was always very good at the public speaking part. 232 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:16,900 Hey, here's a little trick of the trade. 233 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:20,440 Just make fun of yourself right off the bat, a little joke. 234 00:11:20,530 --> 00:11:21,530 Folks will love that. 235 00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:24,410 Okay, so, what should I make fun of myself about? 236 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,540 Right, right, right. 237 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:35,170 You know-- You know what would be-- No. Okay. 238 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:37,250 You're not gonna walk into that one, are you, Ted? 239 00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:39,510 No, ma'am. Nope, nope, nope. Okay. 240 00:11:40,970 --> 00:11:42,180 Good luck though. 241 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:46,680 You know what? I thought of something. No, no, no. 242 00:11:47,470 --> 00:11:49,220 Queen to rook four. 243 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,350 Wait, are y'all playing a game without a board? 244 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:56,020 Sorry to interrupt. My fault. Sorry. Carry on. 245 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,070 Knight to king five. 246 00:12:04,610 --> 00:12:05,780 Good evening, 247 00:12:05,870 --> 00:12:10,670 and welcome to the Tenth Annual Benefit for Underprivileged Children. 248 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:15,630 If I could hug each of you as a thank you for your kind donations, well... 249 00:12:16,540 --> 00:12:19,590 I probably wouldn't because, as we all know, I'm not much of a hugger. 250 00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:25,840 Now, I do hope you've all brought your checkbooks with you for our auction later. 251 00:12:25,930 --> 00:12:31,850 Because you can all bid on our very own Richmond players. 252 00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:39,820 Same rule as always, no hanky-panky unless the player signs a waiver. 253 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,480 Rupert? 254 00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:44,900 Hello, darling. 255 00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:47,830 What a... lovely surprise. 256 00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:49,910 Weren't you expecting me? 257 00:12:51,410 --> 00:12:53,160 Only 'cause you RSVP'd no. 258 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:56,500 Well, one of the perks of being a wealthy good-for-nothing. 259 00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:59,790 Sometimes my nights just magically free up. 260 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,830 May I? Thank you. 261 00:13:03,590 --> 00:13:09,390 Gals and gents, with your help, we raised £800,000 last year. 262 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:14,310 And this year, hopefully even more. 263 00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:18,520 Well, I know I'm crashing your party, but I so badly wanna help. 264 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,310 My fingers and toes are crossed that you will have me. 265 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,400 Of course. 266 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,900 Let's get him a seat at the boring table. 267 00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:26,820 Only joking. 268 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,610 Table four. Rupert Mannion, everyone. 269 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,160 Thanks, doll. 270 00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:45,550 Oh, my God. 271 00:13:46,550 --> 00:13:47,890 -Thank you. -That-- 272 00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:51,430 Nathe, Nathe, Nathe. Come on. 273 00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:53,470 Look, guys, this is a brand-new suit. 274 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:56,230 Rather than messing with me tonight, can you just get me two times tomorrow? 275 00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:57,850 Roy said we're not allowed anymore. 276 00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:00,780 He fucking headbutted me. I'm still dizzy half the time. 277 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:02,490 The doctors told me not to drink. 278 00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:08,700 Shit. 279 00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:10,490 Yet another reason shirts exist. 280 00:14:10,570 --> 00:14:13,490 Shut up, it's not funny. Burned my nipple. 281 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,290 I wish I was that ice cube. 282 00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:20,170 I will be bidding for a night with you. 283 00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:22,380 Thanks, love. 284 00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:26,010 Yeah, it's just a date though. It's not a whole night. So... 285 00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:27,340 We'll see. 286 00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:29,760 Mate, I've done these before. 287 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,640 If she bids over 3,000, you will have to fuck her. 288 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:36,550 -Is that true? -You don't have to go all the way. 289 00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:38,890 Just, like, some of the way. 290 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,810 Fingering. 291 00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:46,740 Fuck you. Fuck this table. 292 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,070 Jamie, it was a joke. 293 00:14:49,450 --> 00:14:51,790 It was a joke. Jamie. 294 00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:54,620 What happened now? 295 00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:59,130 Just the usual. Jamie being a little bitch prima donna. 296 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,460 Roy, let me ask you something. 297 00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:04,170 What were you like when you were 23? 298 00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:06,670 Playing in this league, making all that money. 299 00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:10,300 -Little bitch prima donna. -Yeah. 300 00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:13,850 You know how they say that "youth is wasted on the young"? 301 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,690 Well, I say don't let the wisdom of age be wasted on you. 302 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,140 Ted? 303 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:26,230 I just came up with that. I feel pretty good about it. 304 00:15:32,610 --> 00:15:35,070 I just wanted to say thanks for talking to Colin and Isaac. 305 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,790 Why is your face so close to mine? 306 00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:39,960 Well, my initial plan was to hug you, but I just chickened out just now. 307 00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:41,790 Right. 308 00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:47,540 -Okay, we're done. -Yeah. 309 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:52,920 Ted, I'd like to introduce you to Rupert Mannion. 310 00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:55,550 -Mr. Mannion, how are you? -It's Rupert, Ted. 311 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:58,270 Especially for the man who's managing my club. 312 00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:00,520 Used to be your club. 313 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:04,100 Of course, of course, but... it's still my club in here, love. 314 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,820 Love of a sports team is a lifetime obsession. 315 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:07,730 -Yeah. -Yeah. 316 00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:09,570 Kinda like your best friend's older sister, right? 317 00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:10,940 Hey, but do me a favor. 318 00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:13,740 If you're ever in Kansas City and come across a fella named Tom Dineen, 319 00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:15,030 don't tell him I said that. 320 00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:18,780 I love that. 321 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:22,080 I don't love our last two losses though. 322 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,410 -Horrible showing. -Yeah. 323 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:24,790 Had to say it, wish I didn't. 324 00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:27,710 It's okay. Who knows? Maybe we'll turn it around, huh? 325 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:31,130 Oh, my God. I believe you. 326 00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:32,290 Do you believe him? 327 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:38,020 Night's gonna take a turn for the worse if you say no. 328 00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:40,260 Of course I believe in Ted. 329 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,970 He's exactly what we've needed. 330 00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:46,400 Not too much champagne now, dear. 331 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,520 Gotta stay sharp for the auction. 332 00:16:49,650 --> 00:16:50,820 Why don't you do the auction? 333 00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:53,320 No, I couldn't. This is your night. 334 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,570 We both know they'd rather see you. 335 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,150 And besides, it's... for the children. 336 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:01,080 For the children. 337 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,620 Right. If you'll excuse me, I need to speak to the other guests. 338 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,710 I must say, I love that dress. 339 00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:11,340 It's very youthful. 340 00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:14,670 Good for you for getting back out there looking like that. 341 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:16,760 Thank you. 342 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:20,140 Excuse me. 343 00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:21,930 Ted. 344 00:17:22,350 --> 00:17:24,560 It's been a hard year for her. Is she okay? 345 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:25,600 Yeah, she's great. 346 00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:29,610 You know, a lot of moving pieces putting together a thing like this though. 347 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:34,030 And then she had this fella... Robbie Williams cancel on her and-- 348 00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:35,110 -Robbie? -Yeah. 349 00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:36,940 Well, he's an old pal of mine. 350 00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:39,870 I'm happy to text him. I bet you I can get his ass over here. 351 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,870 I bet she'd love it. 352 00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:45,250 I'll go track her down and run it up the flagpole, huh? 353 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,840 I'm sorry. That's an expression from back home. 354 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,880 -Just means I'm gonna ask her. -Fabulous. Showtime. 355 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,170 All right, go get 'em. 356 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,550 Can I get something stronger, like a Jack on the rocks or something? 357 00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:58,380 A double and a single in one. A triple. 358 00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:03,020 Ladies and gentlemen, slight change in plans. 359 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:07,190 I have been cajoled into being your auctioneer for this evening. 360 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:13,440 And our first victim is Jamie Tartt. 361 00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:18,410 Babe, you have to win me. 362 00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:20,530 I can't bid on my own boyfriend. I'll look pathetic. 363 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:22,540 Babe, it's 2020. Women can do anything. 364 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:25,120 No, it's not happening. Come on, you look hot. Go up there! 365 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:29,700 Look at him, folks. Young, gorgeous, charming. The bastard. 366 00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:32,670 So, we'll start with £5,000. 367 00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,340 I want him, Rupert. 368 00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:37,630 Five thousand from Cheryl Barnaby. 369 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,350 Richmond's premier breeder of Shetland ponies. 370 00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:42,180 Do we hear six? 371 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,230 Six thousand. 372 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:46,770 Six. Thank you. 373 00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:49,850 -Seven thousand. -Seven thousand. 374 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:51,270 Ten thousand. 375 00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:54,570 Stunning. 376 00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:57,690 And that applies to the bid and the bidder. 377 00:18:57,780 --> 00:19:00,030 I don't think so. 378 00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:03,030 -Twelve thousand pounds. -Fourteen thousand. 379 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,620 Fourteen thousand! 380 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:05,830 Sixteen thousand. 381 00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:07,040 Eighteen. 382 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:10,340 Eighteen thousand. Do I hear any advance? 383 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,290 Yeah. Twenty-five thousand. 384 00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:17,390 Twenty-five thousand! Going once. Twice. 385 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,210 Sold to Keeley Jones. 386 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:24,220 Why spend the time with your boyfriend for free when you can have him for 25 grand? 387 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:25,720 You owe me. 388 00:19:29,730 --> 00:19:33,190 Hey. There you are. Getting a little fresh air, huh? 389 00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:37,520 Yeah. Those rickshaw bike things are so silly, but they do look like fun. 390 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,440 Yeah. 391 00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:40,240 -You ever been on one? -No, ma'am. 392 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:44,830 My wife and I once rented one of those tandem bikes on vacation a while back. 393 00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:48,210 Not the best experience. She broke her arm and I actually... 394 00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:51,790 Well, I chipped a tooth, and I bruised my perineum. 395 00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:56,460 -Hey, you okay? -It's just... 396 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,130 That man, he knows me. 397 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:04,220 I used to think his blunt honesty was noble rather than what it really is. 398 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:05,300 Which is just... 399 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,310 the cruelest way of hiding his own insecurities. 400 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,940 He'd say wear this, eat that. 401 00:20:16,770 --> 00:20:18,310 And I listened. 402 00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:20,910 But now I'm alone. 403 00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:25,950 I'm alone, Ted. Just like he said I would be if I left. 404 00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:31,710 I don't want to be alone. 405 00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:39,340 Hey. It's okay. Okay. 406 00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:56,730 You wanna hop on this thing and get the heck outta Dodge? Come on. 407 00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:57,940 I wish. 408 00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:00,860 Not right now. Thank you though. 409 00:21:04,990 --> 00:21:07,200 Has he started the auction? 410 00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:08,660 Yeah, yeah. 411 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:11,660 Good. I'm glad he's done that. We'll get much more money. 412 00:21:12,950 --> 00:21:15,080 No matter what he does, they just love him. 413 00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:21,040 -You wanna head back in? -No, you go ahead. 414 00:21:21,710 --> 00:21:22,710 I need to freshen up. 415 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:26,760 I probably look like Robert Smith after he's woken up from a nap. 416 00:21:27,430 --> 00:21:30,140 Very emotional man. Yeah. 417 00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:31,390 Okay, I'll see you inside. 418 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,320 When I was coming up, 419 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,820 there was this old geezer at the club, Doug Stashwick. 420 00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:48,990 He was always on me. Hated each other. 421 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:51,750 -You wanna know how we won the league? -No. 422 00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:54,750 It was the same shit Yankee Doodle was peddling. 423 00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:57,120 He sat me down and he said, "Let's get it all out there. 424 00:21:57,210 --> 00:22:00,090 You tell me why I'm a prick, and I'll tell you why you are." 425 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,340 -You're a nasty bastard-- -No, I'm going first. 426 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,890 Even though I know I should pass to you... 427 00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:11,890 you're so selfish and arrogant. 428 00:22:11,970 --> 00:22:14,100 Every time I do, it makes me want to fucking puke. 429 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:20,270 You know, I had a poster of you on my wall when I was a kid. 430 00:22:21,770 --> 00:22:23,610 Used to love watching you play. 431 00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:28,370 But you're not the player that you used to be, 432 00:22:28,450 --> 00:22:30,700 and just because you won a few trophies, 433 00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:33,870 you walk around here expecting everyone to kiss your ring. 434 00:22:36,830 --> 00:22:39,210 Yeah, I can be like that. 435 00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:47,630 Now's the bit where you admit to what I said. 436 00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:49,380 I don't wanna. 437 00:22:52,010 --> 00:22:53,220 Even if it is just... 438 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,770 a little bit true. 439 00:23:01,230 --> 00:23:03,320 You and that Doug bloke, you ever become friends? 440 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,440 Fuck no. I hope he's dead. 441 00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:08,780 To you dying. 442 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,450 Such a prick. 443 00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:16,910 Howdy, partner. 444 00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:21,790 So, you ask Rebecca what she thought about texting Robbie? 445 00:23:22,380 --> 00:23:25,800 You know what? I couldn't find her. I say don't worry about it. 446 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,470 If you change your mind, say the word and-- sent. 447 00:23:28,550 --> 00:23:30,890 He'll be right over. Top up. 448 00:23:31,590 --> 00:23:33,720 Hey, Rupert, something just occurred to me. 449 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,260 If you could've texted Robbie Williams asking him to come tonight... 450 00:23:38,810 --> 00:23:42,190 you could've probably just as easily asked him not to come. 451 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,440 Well, now, that would've made me a real piece of shit, wouldn't it? 452 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:57,700 Hey, Ted. Do you think Rebecca knows what the real Adele looks like? 453 00:23:58,910 --> 00:24:01,160 I need to go on a little adventure, and I need a copilot. 454 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:03,880 -And you want me? -Yeah. Forget the rest, I need the best. 455 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,170 Come on, follow me. 456 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,130 -Thank you, by the way. -Huh? 457 00:24:13,550 --> 00:24:17,640 The red carpet photos are already online, 458 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,350 and I actually look all right for once. 459 00:24:21,430 --> 00:24:22,930 Glad to help. 460 00:24:26,610 --> 00:24:27,650 Keeley? 461 00:24:27,730 --> 00:24:28,730 I think you should know 462 00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:32,660 that the young woman that was bidding on Jamie was actually his other plus-one. 463 00:24:34,860 --> 00:24:36,450 Cheeky little prick. 464 00:24:39,910 --> 00:24:42,410 -Can I have a sip of your drink? -Yes. 465 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:43,630 Thanks. 466 00:24:44,710 --> 00:24:46,550 In anything else, I hate olives. 467 00:24:46,630 --> 00:24:50,840 I think the little, like, orange clitoris thing is really freaky. 468 00:24:53,930 --> 00:24:55,310 Have you ever dated a footballer? 469 00:24:56,390 --> 00:24:58,390 -What? -Sorry. 470 00:24:58,970 --> 00:25:02,270 I shouldn't laugh. It sounds... judgy. 471 00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:04,480 No, it's okay. You are a bit judgy. 472 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,560 So when I was 18, I dated a footballer that was 23. 473 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:13,030 Now I'm close to 30, and I am still dating a 23-year-old footballer. 474 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,990 I'm Leonardo DiCaprio. 475 00:25:17,870 --> 00:25:19,040 They are pretty fun though. 476 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,540 Simple, rich, fit. 477 00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:24,330 What about accountable? 478 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,040 What do you mean? 479 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:29,790 Well, I mean, everyone makes mistakes, but... 480 00:25:31,670 --> 00:25:34,300 I was married to a man for 12 years 481 00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:38,560 who never once took responsibility for any single one of them. 482 00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:49,190 Hi. 483 00:25:49,270 --> 00:25:50,270 -Hi. -I'm Keeley. 484 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,360 Hi, I'm Bex. 485 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,230 -Really nice to meet you, Bex. -Nice to meet you. 486 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,410 Do you mind if I just have a minute on my own with this one? 487 00:25:55,490 --> 00:25:58,240 Yeah, sure. Lovely to meet you. 488 00:25:59,780 --> 00:26:01,070 She your new girlfriend? 489 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,790 Relax, babe. It's all part of the branding plan, innit? 490 00:26:04,870 --> 00:26:07,790 If I've got two women bidding on me, it makes me look more valuable. 491 00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:08,950 Do you know what I mean? 492 00:26:09,790 --> 00:26:11,000 It's fucking smart, eh? 493 00:26:11,710 --> 00:26:17,470 And now, the only former Champions League winner on the menu, say hello to Roy Kent. 494 00:26:17,550 --> 00:26:18,590 Granddad. 495 00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:26,360 And the highest bidder gets to spend a day at a swanky hotel by the pool 496 00:26:26,430 --> 00:26:29,980 drinking frozen daiquiris and soaking up the rays-- 497 00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:32,270 No, we said there's no daiquiris and no rays. 498 00:26:34,110 --> 00:26:37,320 There's not gonna be a fucking pool either. We're not leaving SW14. 499 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,070 You looked so jealous. It was so cool. 500 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,040 You think jealousy is cool, do you? 501 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,620 Don't know, babe. I don't get jealous. 502 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:47,080 Well, can we have 100 quid for what's turning out to be a very boring date? 503 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:48,880 All right. A thousand pounds. 504 00:26:50,330 --> 00:26:53,750 -Any advances on that? -Two thousand pounds! 505 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,090 Cheryl's got fire inside her. 506 00:26:57,170 --> 00:27:00,090 -Three thousand pounds. -Babe, you're just embarrassing yourself. 507 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,640 Four thousand pounds! 508 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:03,800 Five thousand! 509 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,850 Six thousand pounds. 510 00:27:06,930 --> 00:27:08,890 -Any advance on six? -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 511 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:12,060 Okay, sold to Cheryl. 512 00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:24,750 That concludes the auction, apart from one small surprise. 513 00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:31,540 I am personally donating £1 million to the cause. 514 00:27:34,170 --> 00:27:35,170 Thank you. 515 00:27:35,670 --> 00:27:37,460 Thank you very much. Thank you. 516 00:27:37,550 --> 00:27:43,720 And that, I believe, gets Rebecca over her goal of 800,000. Thank you. 517 00:27:47,470 --> 00:27:48,810 For the children, eh? 518 00:28:00,570 --> 00:28:01,650 Rebecca. 519 00:28:01,740 --> 00:28:05,660 This here is Cam Cole. He's an undiscovered mega-talent. 520 00:28:05,740 --> 00:28:07,200 Go on, Cam. Show 'em what you got. 521 00:28:11,460 --> 00:28:12,460 Are you insane? 522 00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:16,500 Hey, Rebecca. You do not wanna judge this book by its cover right here, okay? 523 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:18,880 The hell with it. 524 00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:21,630 Yes. 525 00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:27,940 Hello again. Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that... 526 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:33,310 Robbie Williams is unable to be here tonight due to an emergency. 527 00:28:33,390 --> 00:28:38,230 But we have a brilliant replacement for you who you are just going to love. 528 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,200 Or, at least, have lots to talk about on the way home. 529 00:28:41,990 --> 00:28:47,620 All the way from outside... please welcome Cam something. 530 00:28:54,830 --> 00:28:56,120 Bollocks. 531 00:28:57,710 --> 00:28:58,710 What does that mean? 532 00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:18,610 Mama, sweet mama nature Please forgive us and what we've done 533 00:29:21,570 --> 00:29:23,910 Can we just forget about the game and go and have a dance? 534 00:29:24,610 --> 00:29:26,700 Queen to king five. Checkmate. 535 00:29:33,830 --> 00:29:36,790 We've gone and hurt our mama 536 00:29:36,870 --> 00:29:40,080 And her wrath has begun 537 00:30:02,980 --> 00:30:06,020 'Cause I'm a good boy to my mama 538 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:13,830 But 539 00:30:13,910 --> 00:30:19,040 I've got bad siblings 540 00:30:27,550 --> 00:30:29,140 -Thank you so much. -You're so welcome. 541 00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:31,260 -We really had a great time. -Thank you so much. 542 00:30:32,310 --> 00:30:33,440 Good night. 543 00:30:33,970 --> 00:30:36,680 Thank you again for such an unbelievable donation. 544 00:30:36,770 --> 00:30:38,520 -See you again next year. -Can't wait. 545 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,690 What a charmer, huh? 546 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,400 Indeed. 547 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:55,200 You may think that you're the only one that can see who he really is... 548 00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:57,700 but you're not. 549 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,340 Oh, boy. You all right, buddy? 550 00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:10,260 -Quick. -All right. 551 00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:11,340 Fun night. 552 00:31:12,930 --> 00:31:15,140 Hey, wait, hold on. Slow down, Coach. 553 00:31:19,190 --> 00:31:20,980 Will you stop being mad at me now? 554 00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:25,230 I'm sorry, babe. 555 00:31:27,650 --> 00:31:29,610 Do you even know what you're sorry for, Jamie? 556 00:31:30,490 --> 00:31:31,620 You always ask me that. 557 00:31:32,410 --> 00:31:34,540 Hey, do me a favor. 558 00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:36,620 Don't use me as a prop in your little fights. 559 00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:38,750 Made me feel like an idiot. 560 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,920 I'm sorry. I-- 561 00:31:43,460 --> 00:31:44,670 I shouldn't have done that. 562 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:46,920 Thanks. 563 00:31:47,550 --> 00:31:49,890 No one was bidding on you anyway, mate. Just fuck off. 564 00:31:51,430 --> 00:31:52,430 Go on. 565 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,220 What are you saying sorry to him for? 566 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,720 Being accountable matters, Jamie. 567 00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:04,690 We're done. 568 00:32:06,110 --> 00:32:07,110 I'll see you around. 569 00:32:10,950 --> 00:32:11,950 Whatever. 570 00:32:18,450 --> 00:32:20,580 Excuse me, can I take these? 571 00:32:20,660 --> 00:32:21,660 Two? 572 00:32:31,470 --> 00:32:33,140 Do you wanna go get, like, really drunk? 573 00:32:33,550 --> 00:32:36,260 -Yes, I do. -Then we can go rob a bank or something. 574 00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:45,060 Michelle and Henry are coming out next weekend. 575 00:32:45,150 --> 00:32:46,530 -Hey, that's great, Coach. -Yeah. 576 00:32:47,230 --> 00:32:49,520 So come on, tell me about you and Jane. What happened? 577 00:32:50,110 --> 00:32:51,240 I did it again. 578 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,030 -Put the game before the dame, huh? -Yup. 579 00:32:54,110 --> 00:32:55,820 When are you gonna learn, Coach?