1 00:00:37,047 --> 00:00:41,259 {\an8}I can't believe that my two sons... They are now high school graduates 2 00:00:41,385 --> 00:00:43,595 {\an8}Yes, and all of that Without opening a single book 3 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,514 Or make any effort 4 00:00:45,639 --> 00:00:47,724 {\an8}If he put the gun to my head When I couldn't find Europe on the map 5 00:00:47,849 --> 00:00:49,226 {\an8}Is it the one in the shape of a hand? 6 00:00:49,351 --> 00:00:51,978 {\an8}I finished two years of studying the French language I only know five words 7 00:00:52,104 --> 00:00:54,272 {\an8}Baguette bread, and the phenomenon of (déjà vu) 8 00:00:54,898 --> 00:00:57,067 {\an8}(Gerrard), (Depardieu) 9 00:00:57,192 --> 00:01:00,821 {\an8}- Boys, the world is in your hands now - No, that's not the case 10 00:01:01,238 --> 00:01:04,366 {\an8}From now on, there will be no No perks, okay? 11 00:01:04,491 --> 00:01:07,536 You're an adult now, Johnny. This means taking responsibility 12 00:01:07,661 --> 00:01:09,788 Don't worry, Dad, I promise 13 00:01:09,913 --> 00:01:12,749 {\an8}I will seize the opportunity of maturity and hold it tight 14 00:01:12,874 --> 00:01:14,376 And by the way, I have to go to the bathroom 15 00:01:14,501 --> 00:01:16,086 It was a long fucking party 16 00:01:16,211 --> 00:01:18,505 Oh my God, we don't need to hear that 17 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:20,298 Have fun, Matty. 18 00:01:20,632 --> 00:01:23,176 And Johnny, did you relieve yourself today? 19 00:01:23,677 --> 00:01:25,971 Mom, I'm 18 now 20 00:01:26,513 --> 00:01:27,889 I also relieve myself well 21 00:01:28,890 --> 00:01:32,144 Oh my God, you're right, you're right 22 00:01:34,104 --> 00:01:35,856 How quickly time passes 23 00:01:36,732 --> 00:01:39,484 "Four months later" 24 00:01:39,818 --> 00:01:42,446 {\an8}"You said someone smokes weed" 25 00:01:43,405 --> 00:01:45,449 “No, I might have said I snorted "Smells like some weed." 26 00:01:45,574 --> 00:01:48,452 {\an8}- “You know, it's just an observation.” “Note, right?” 27 00:01:48,577 --> 00:01:50,746 {\an8}“Who are you, man? Are you Isaac Newton? 28 00:01:51,079 --> 00:01:52,456 {\an8}It's hard for me to believe 29 00:01:52,581 --> 00:01:55,000 {\an8}This man can conjure The name (Isaac Newton) is that simple 30 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:56,752 {\an8}Yes, and he seemed quite prepared 31 00:01:56,877 --> 00:02:01,256 {\an8}It's as if he's saying, "I wish I could have it Today is an opportunity to mention my favorite world.” 32 00:02:01,381 --> 00:02:03,759 - Look, they're going to fight “Why don’t you notice while I hit your teeth hard?” 33 00:02:03,884 --> 00:02:05,260 "Until it almost falls down your throat? Come on!" 34 00:02:05,385 --> 00:02:08,013 {\an8}Why do men always take off their shirts? When are they about to quarrel? 35 00:02:08,138 --> 00:02:10,640 {\an8}- Because men always look at nipples - Really? 36 00:02:10,766 --> 00:02:12,309 {\an8}Yes, if they are exposed Someone must be looking 37 00:02:12,434 --> 00:02:14,936 {\an8}And while he was immersed in his gaze To your nipples, hitting him in the face 38 00:02:15,645 --> 00:02:17,105 {\an8}Yes, ask Evander Holyfield. 39 00:02:17,230 --> 00:02:18,774 {\an8}My friend, my fists are here 40 00:02:18,899 --> 00:02:21,818 {\an8}Exactly, if it was JFK. In the car topless 41 00:02:21,943 --> 00:02:23,320 {\an8}He would be alive today 42 00:02:23,445 --> 00:02:26,031 {\an8}- “Comrades, dinner is ready!” - To be continued... 43 00:02:28,074 --> 00:02:30,202 {\an8}By the way, there is a surprise in power 44 00:02:30,660 --> 00:02:32,370 {\an8}Dried tomatoes 45 00:02:32,496 --> 00:02:34,331 Got lost at Stop & Shop 46 00:02:34,456 --> 00:02:36,708 And I ended up In the global products section 47 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:39,211 Dried, it's just a fancy word It means old 48 00:02:39,336 --> 00:02:43,298 -It's a trick -Italian trick, wait, no 49 00:02:43,423 --> 00:02:46,384 Keep it and distribute it to the children People with mustaches on Halloween 50 00:02:46,510 --> 00:02:49,137 Oh my God, you're a fucking bigot 51 00:02:49,262 --> 00:02:52,182 - It's like I live with Mark Foreman. - Oh my God, not this again 52 00:02:52,307 --> 00:02:55,685 What, because you still can't Admitting that he is a fraud and a liar 53 00:02:55,811 --> 00:02:57,354 OJ did it! We agreed 54 00:02:57,479 --> 00:03:01,608 If the police planted evidence, that's it To cover up her removal by O.J. 55 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:04,945 - This doesn't make sense - John, how did your interview go today? 56 00:03:05,654 --> 00:03:07,864 - What? -At my friend Tommy's tire shop. 57 00:03:07,989 --> 00:03:10,116 Listen, it wasn't easy Getting you in there 58 00:03:10,242 --> 00:03:13,537 Fortunately, there was an empty spot Because Bob Donahue was crushed under a truck 59 00:03:13,954 --> 00:03:15,497 Okay, interview 60 00:03:16,122 --> 00:03:20,335 It went well, looked straight To his eyes and shook his hand warmly and everything 61 00:03:22,754 --> 00:03:24,130 Tommy doesn't have a hand 62 00:03:25,465 --> 00:03:27,717 He lost it in a balancing device Tires last year 63 00:03:27,843 --> 00:03:30,387 This seems like a very dangerous place to work 64 00:03:30,512 --> 00:03:34,850 - She shook the rest of her hand - There is no remaining part, the shoulder was amputated 65 00:03:34,975 --> 00:03:37,477 - I shook his shoulder - It's a head on a torso! 66 00:03:37,602 --> 00:03:39,813 - How is this man a mechanic? - Okay, Dad 67 00:03:39,938 --> 00:03:41,606 You didn't go there, did you? 68 00:03:41,731 --> 00:03:44,359 - No, but... - Damn, I can't believe it 69 00:03:44,484 --> 00:03:46,778 If he takes off his shirt Don't get distracted by looking at his nipples 70 00:03:46,903 --> 00:03:49,865 - Listen, the thing is... - No! I'm tired of your ridiculous excuses! 71 00:03:49,990 --> 00:03:52,367 You were not accepted into the university You don't have a job 72 00:03:52,492 --> 00:03:55,078 You didn't do anything Only sitting since June 73 00:03:55,203 --> 00:03:57,080 Matty, he's a late bloomer 74 00:03:57,205 --> 00:03:59,666 It's a boy, Susan. Don't talk about his maturity 75 00:03:59,791 --> 00:04:02,043 But it's great that the boy has matured 76 00:04:02,168 --> 00:04:04,337 I said enough! Do you know? 77 00:04:04,462 --> 00:04:07,132 -You two are kicked out of this house! - (Matty) 78 00:04:07,257 --> 00:04:09,217 -No more free life - Matty, no! 79 00:04:09,342 --> 00:04:11,052 No, it's for his own good, Susan. 80 00:04:11,177 --> 00:04:14,514 My son will not end up here Like a welfare queen 81 00:04:14,639 --> 00:04:17,350 -And more racism - How is this racist? 82 00:04:17,475 --> 00:04:19,394 - You just said queen of social benefits -So what? 83 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:21,605 So, this is a racist stereotype about black people 84 00:04:21,730 --> 00:04:24,858 - I never said she was black - So, she is automatically a woman 85 00:04:24,983 --> 00:04:27,527 Well, men don't have children just to get rich! 86 00:04:27,652 --> 00:04:29,362 And don't change the damn subject! 87 00:04:29,487 --> 00:04:33,783 I'm tired of going back every day To a house full of intruders who... 88 00:04:35,410 --> 00:04:37,078 - Damn - (Matty)? 89 00:04:37,203 --> 00:04:39,998 - Dad, are you okay? - It's fucking indigestion 90 00:04:41,124 --> 00:04:44,044 I feel like Dom DeLuise. He sits on my chest 91 00:04:44,169 --> 00:04:45,879 Honey, would you like some Mylanta? 92 00:04:47,339 --> 00:04:48,715 Fuck 93 00:04:51,718 --> 00:04:54,387 "Massachusetts General Hospital" 94 00:04:57,015 --> 00:04:59,935 - Doctor, will he be okay? - His condition is stable 95 00:05:00,352 --> 00:05:02,020 But there are blockages in his arteries 96 00:05:02,145 --> 00:05:04,272 So, another heart attack is likely 97 00:05:04,397 --> 00:05:06,524 Hey, hey, hey Take care, doctor 98 00:05:06,650 --> 00:05:09,694 Explain it to me in sanitation terms Is it just a clog in the kitchen sink? 99 00:05:09,819 --> 00:05:13,073 Or is the main pipe clogged and leaking? Wastewater through the shower drain? 100 00:05:13,198 --> 00:05:15,492 I think...it's closer to the second possibility 101 00:05:16,159 --> 00:05:19,329 I will need your approval To install a stent in each blocked artery 102 00:05:20,705 --> 00:05:23,541 - Well, who's going to do this? - I will perform the operation 103 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:29,506 - Really? What about this guy? - He's a nurse 104 00:05:29,923 --> 00:05:31,633 - A man? - Yes 105 00:05:31,758 --> 00:05:33,969 What's going on? Did you give me the medicine already? 106 00:05:34,094 --> 00:05:36,554 Will you stop being such an asshole? And let him save your life? 107 00:05:38,848 --> 00:05:40,225 Okay, that's okay 108 00:05:44,479 --> 00:05:46,064 I'm so sorry 109 00:05:46,356 --> 00:05:48,024 I'm a doctor in Massachusetts. 110 00:05:48,149 --> 00:05:50,652 If I don't save the lives of racists I won't do anything 111 00:05:52,487 --> 00:05:54,197 Susan, I'm afraid 112 00:05:54,656 --> 00:05:56,574 Everything will be fine, my dear 113 00:05:57,367 --> 00:05:59,953 -I love you so much -I love you too 114 00:06:01,955 --> 00:06:04,290 - And... son? - Yes, father? 115 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:06,876 I don't say this often, but... 116 00:06:09,337 --> 00:06:11,131 You really should cut your damn hair 117 00:06:13,091 --> 00:06:14,467 I know, dad 118 00:06:15,635 --> 00:06:18,722 Johnny, look, I'm the kid In a wheelchair at a school party 119 00:06:18,847 --> 00:06:20,724 Who also enjoys his time 120 00:06:21,725 --> 00:06:25,061 "Massachusetts General Hospital" 121 00:06:31,901 --> 00:06:34,279 "breast" 122 00:06:38,074 --> 00:06:42,370 Did you post about the examination? Breast cancer self in your pocket? 123 00:06:42,495 --> 00:06:44,122 I'll review it when I get home 124 00:06:44,247 --> 00:06:47,375 I'm curious Can you imagine she found a tumor? 125 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:49,377 Yes, in my pants 126 00:06:50,754 --> 00:06:52,839 This is not your best But you are under a lot of pressure 127 00:06:55,467 --> 00:06:58,720 It's not even a picture Are you just going to masturbate to a sketch? 128 00:07:00,889 --> 00:07:03,266 Doctor, how is he? Will he be okay? 129 00:07:03,391 --> 00:07:05,393 Also, I swallowed a vending machine One of my coins 130 00:07:05,518 --> 00:07:07,103 Is there a form I can fill out, or... 131 00:07:07,228 --> 00:07:09,230 The process went very smoothly Mrs. Bennett 132 00:07:09,898 --> 00:07:11,858 Thanks to the Lord, I felt very relieved 133 00:07:11,983 --> 00:07:13,568 So, Matty will be okay? 134 00:07:13,693 --> 00:07:15,445 Well, he's not out of danger yet 135 00:07:15,570 --> 00:07:18,406 His condition is very sensitive Especially over the next few weeks 136 00:07:18,531 --> 00:07:21,076 - Well, what does that mean? -He must stay calm 137 00:07:21,409 --> 00:07:24,871 If he is exposed to extreme stress or anger This may cause another heart attack 138 00:07:25,455 --> 00:07:26,873 It may be fatal 139 00:07:27,332 --> 00:07:29,042 We'll say goodbye to each other now 140 00:07:29,501 --> 00:07:32,337 “I have to run to find shade.” 141 00:07:32,462 --> 00:07:36,966 “It's very hot, very hot "Very hot, darling." 142 00:07:37,342 --> 00:07:39,844 I think the best thing about the song (The Grind) is all that friction 143 00:07:39,969 --> 00:07:41,471 We are lucky to live in a time 144 00:07:41,596 --> 00:07:46,226 Dancing became nothing more than the contact of bodies Girls with men's bodies down their pants 145 00:07:46,351 --> 00:07:48,978 The patient is now resting 146 00:07:49,104 --> 00:07:51,481 Not to be angry about having to eat Egg whites from now on? 147 00:07:51,606 --> 00:07:53,942 I masked it with yellow food coloring 148 00:07:54,067 --> 00:07:56,152 And tonight I'm going to use red dye 149 00:07:56,277 --> 00:07:58,696 To make ground turkey meat It looks like ground beef 150 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,825 This must be what a spy feels like 151 00:08:02,742 --> 00:08:04,369 “Sex life, you bitch, take it...” 152 00:08:04,494 --> 00:08:08,540 Johnny, change the channel, please I don't want your father to hear this 153 00:08:09,165 --> 00:08:12,293 -He calls it robbery music - This is fun 154 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,297 "Okay, Mr. Simpson." Can you stand up and face the jury?" 155 00:08:16,714 --> 00:08:18,967 Oh my God, I think they're about to They will announce the ruling 156 00:08:19,509 --> 00:08:21,386 “We, the jury In the above-mentioned lawsuit 157 00:08:21,511 --> 00:08:25,348 "We find that the defendant, Orenthal James Simpson... "Not guilty of murder" 158 00:08:25,682 --> 00:08:27,392 Damn, he got away with it 159 00:08:27,517 --> 00:08:29,894 Well, a year and a half of our lives have passed 160 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,981 This is very bad 161 00:08:33,106 --> 00:08:35,900 At least, this might be taught Los Angeles Police, one last lesson 162 00:08:36,025 --> 00:08:39,028 Matty always talks about how guilty OJ is. 163 00:08:39,154 --> 00:08:43,074 If he knew about this He will get so angry, it may kill him 164 00:08:43,616 --> 00:08:46,077 Which makes him OJ's third victim. 165 00:08:53,469 --> 00:08:56,597 Well, Matty will wake up soon How do we tell him about OJ? 166 00:08:56,722 --> 00:08:59,683 Let's tell him that Johnny is gay And when he discovers that it is not true 167 00:08:59,808 --> 00:09:02,019 He will feel very comfortable And he wouldn't care about OJ at all 168 00:09:02,144 --> 00:09:04,480 - This is a stupid plan - Well, there's no harm in trying 169 00:09:04,605 --> 00:09:08,192 Now, we'll need skis and shorts For bikes, and some ice cream to get mad at 170 00:09:08,317 --> 00:09:11,528 - What does this mean? - Well, because the ice cream wants you to eat it 171 00:09:11,654 --> 00:09:14,281 But you have to maintain it You have to be in shape for these pranks 172 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:17,243 - What if we don't tell him? - What? 173 00:09:17,368 --> 00:09:19,078 He's bedridden, he'll never know 174 00:09:19,203 --> 00:09:22,039 - Yes, he will know, there is a TV upstairs -It's a Zenith. 175 00:09:22,164 --> 00:09:24,208 We can cut wires And tell him that the cable service has been cut off 176 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:26,085 - What, forever? - No, not forever 177 00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:28,170 Until he gets better and can accept the news 178 00:09:28,295 --> 00:09:30,506 - This might work - Are you serious? 179 00:09:30,631 --> 00:09:33,968 Blair, I heard the doctor If he gets angry, he will die 180 00:09:34,093 --> 00:09:37,846 I can't lose mate What would I do without him? 181 00:09:37,972 --> 00:09:40,599 - Are you thriving? -I feel like this is all my fault 182 00:09:41,392 --> 00:09:45,354 My father wouldn't have had that heart attack If only he wasn't so annoyed by my laziness 183 00:09:46,522 --> 00:09:47,982 Blair, we have to do this 184 00:09:50,317 --> 00:09:52,695 - Okay -It's not your fault, Johnny. 185 00:09:52,820 --> 00:09:55,531 I saw him put a scoop of vegetable ghee On an ice cream cone 186 00:09:55,656 --> 00:09:57,658 He loves margarine cones 187 00:10:22,850 --> 00:10:26,270 Wretched! (Susan)! 188 00:10:27,354 --> 00:10:28,981 Matty, what's wrong? 189 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,317 There is a problem with the TV I can't receive anything! 190 00:10:31,442 --> 00:10:33,569 Yes, the cable company called 191 00:10:33,694 --> 00:10:35,487 They said it would remain disabled For at least a week 192 00:10:35,612 --> 00:10:37,906 - Why don't you read a book? - Who am I, woman? 193 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,285 Men are nurses, men read books 194 00:10:41,410 --> 00:10:44,038 Janet Reno, what's going on in the world? 195 00:10:44,163 --> 00:10:48,125 Matty, don't be upset, remember The doctor said to keep calm 196 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:51,754 I want to watch the news, I have to judge OJ's case has now been released 197 00:10:52,463 --> 00:10:55,758 Do you know? I'll call Trammell's. Maybe someone heard something 198 00:10:56,050 --> 00:10:58,260 - He's guilty - What? 199 00:10:58,594 --> 00:11:00,929 Yes, Dad, I owe O.J. Just as you hoped 200 00:11:01,055 --> 00:11:02,639 So, no need to be upset 201 00:11:02,765 --> 00:11:04,350 Why didn't you tell me? 202 00:11:04,892 --> 00:11:09,313 I was...I'll tell you after you fill your bowl 203 00:11:09,438 --> 00:11:11,023 As a reward 204 00:11:13,734 --> 00:11:15,110 Wow 205 00:11:16,362 --> 00:11:19,907 I wish I'd seen OJ's look When they read that ruling 206 00:11:20,032 --> 00:11:24,078 See, Blair? Even the jury Of black people agree with me about the police 207 00:11:24,703 --> 00:11:26,955 You must feel it Very stupidly now 208 00:11:27,081 --> 00:11:30,167 I feel... stupid 209 00:11:30,292 --> 00:11:33,462 Wow, I can't wait To read this in Al-Ghad newspaper 210 00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:36,215 - What? - Yes, bring it to me early in the morning 211 00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:38,258 Do you know? Maybe... maybe they won't cover the story 212 00:11:38,384 --> 00:11:41,553 Of course they will cover it It's the biggest news story of the year 213 00:11:41,678 --> 00:11:43,222 True, there is no escape from that 214 00:11:43,347 --> 00:11:45,933 In the meantime, I can listen To the news on the radio 215 00:11:49,895 --> 00:11:51,730 Your fingers are smeared with butter 216 00:11:53,107 --> 00:11:57,403 It's like... like... butter Stained...on your fingers 217 00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,489 Because of what just happened, right? 218 00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:03,283 Go wash your fingers, okay? 219 00:12:04,284 --> 00:12:05,702 Go wash your fingers 220 00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:13,919 Well, here we are back to school It didn't take long 221 00:12:14,044 --> 00:12:16,505 Yeah, I can't believe how much it was This place is easy to break into 222 00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:18,465 Yes, it might be easy to get in 223 00:12:18,590 --> 00:12:20,467 He planted a group of explosives And everyone was killed 224 00:12:20,592 --> 00:12:22,344 Oh my God, Teddy! 225 00:12:22,469 --> 00:12:24,972 What? I say it's a loophole I point it out, I help 226 00:12:25,097 --> 00:12:27,141 - Seriously, what's wrong with you? - For your sake, Johnny. 227 00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:29,768 You know I'm a good man You saw my statement 228 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,277 That's good, they have everything we need 229 00:12:38,610 --> 00:12:40,112 Are we sure of our ability? To implement this plan? 230 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:43,157 Sure, how difficult it is Making a fake newspaper? 231 00:12:43,282 --> 00:12:45,367 I mean, just a big headline He says, "O.J. is guilty." 232 00:12:45,492 --> 00:12:47,703 Then a bunch of nonsense On how to achieve justice 233 00:12:47,828 --> 00:12:50,080 Johnny, the newspaper isn't just one article 234 00:12:50,205 --> 00:12:51,707 Real newspapers have sports sections 235 00:12:51,832 --> 00:12:54,084 And restaurant reviews And comics, and gamble. 236 00:12:54,209 --> 00:12:55,586 This game contains On scattered words 237 00:12:55,711 --> 00:12:57,880 And it's not fun And much more difficult than you can imagine 238 00:12:58,005 --> 00:13:00,424 Damn, you're right, we have a lot of work 239 00:13:00,549 --> 00:13:02,718 Exactly, now, we have a long night ahead of us 240 00:13:02,843 --> 00:13:04,636 I want five hundred words About the big drilling project 241 00:13:04,761 --> 00:13:06,638 And where is the girl who brought me? Egg salad sandwich? 242 00:13:06,763 --> 00:13:08,140 Yes, Koif. 243 00:13:10,851 --> 00:13:12,478 Okay, let's save my father from death 244 00:13:19,776 --> 00:13:23,113 - Hello dad, how are you? - Unbearable boredom 245 00:13:23,238 --> 00:13:26,366 Well, prepare to rejoice This is today's newspaper 246 00:13:28,076 --> 00:13:29,536 Thinner than usual 247 00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:34,208 Maybe it was the newspaper staff Too busy with the main part 248 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:35,918 To the point that they did not find time for other things 249 00:13:36,043 --> 00:13:39,379 Or maybe someone was having fun He accidentally disconnected the computer 250 00:13:39,505 --> 00:13:40,964 Hours of work were lost 251 00:13:41,089 --> 00:13:43,091 Well, maybe it was that person He needed to vent his anger 252 00:13:43,217 --> 00:13:44,843 Because the editor-in-chief He was pressing him hard 253 00:13:44,968 --> 00:13:47,679 The editor might be upset Of having to hire the owner's nephew 254 00:13:47,804 --> 00:13:52,559 This writer may not have seen his son for weeks Because the editor-in-chief is very bossy 255 00:13:52,684 --> 00:13:54,686 Maybe this city is full of journalists Promising young people 256 00:13:54,811 --> 00:13:56,605 Who will be happy Take office immediately! 257 00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:58,524 Maybe they flatter people To reach their positions 258 00:13:59,566 --> 00:14:01,485 - "The Boston Globe, O.J. is guilty." - Look at this! 259 00:14:02,444 --> 00:14:07,616 “(Simpson) was convicted of murdering a blonde woman And another man, because he undoubtedly did it.” 260 00:14:07,741 --> 00:14:10,202 “Anyone who disagrees with this opinion is a fool.” 261 00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:13,539 - That's what I always say - Yes, almost literally 262 00:14:13,664 --> 00:14:15,165 Let's see what else is new, shall we? 263 00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:20,796 "White Sox win" Yankees fans cry 264 00:14:21,505 --> 00:14:24,341 "United Nations Announcing America's victory in Vietnam. 265 00:14:24,466 --> 00:14:26,301 Finally, a day full of good news 266 00:14:26,426 --> 00:14:30,055 And look at this," Jane Fonda admits "I'm a vile person." 267 00:14:30,180 --> 00:14:32,849 If you are looking for some laughs Maybe take a look at the comic series 268 00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:34,393 Comic series 269 00:14:36,687 --> 00:14:38,772 "Galumf family"? What is this? 270 00:14:38,897 --> 00:14:41,066 It's new, but I heard it's good 271 00:14:41,525 --> 00:14:44,069 Apparently it's about a family called the Galumphs. 272 00:14:44,194 --> 00:14:46,238 They get into all kinds of problems 273 00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,198 But they love each other In the end 274 00:14:48,323 --> 00:14:50,742 - His drawing is not very good - Yeah, it's not supposed to be perfect 275 00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:52,286 That's part of his charm 276 00:14:53,161 --> 00:14:56,373 Bring a beach chair to the traffic circle 277 00:14:57,499 --> 00:14:59,418 He knows he's going to be there all day 278 00:14:59,543 --> 00:15:02,212 Classic galumph family Well, we'll leave you now 279 00:15:02,337 --> 00:15:04,298 Enjoy the article on Clinton's hemorrhoids. 280 00:15:04,423 --> 00:15:06,925 Hey, don't forget to bring tomorrow's newspaper too 281 00:15:07,634 --> 00:15:09,011 - Tomorrow? - Yes 282 00:15:09,136 --> 00:15:11,305 I'm sure they will publish All sections by then 283 00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:13,515 I want to know what you will do The Galumph family this time 284 00:15:14,057 --> 00:15:15,475 Yes, me too 285 00:15:15,601 --> 00:15:17,060 We're going to need some help 286 00:15:18,145 --> 00:15:20,147 "(Boston Globe)" 287 00:15:22,482 --> 00:15:25,277 Well, here is the headline of Al-Ghad newspaper 288 00:15:25,736 --> 00:15:28,780 “Forty minutes on the toilet "Equivalent to running three kilometers" 289 00:15:28,905 --> 00:15:31,450 This is great! Blair, how's the business department doing? 290 00:15:31,575 --> 00:15:34,828 I just finished writing an article On the disparity in wages between the sexes 291 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,122 Are you crazy?! I can't post this 292 00:15:37,247 --> 00:15:40,042 It's all true, women win 72 cents on every dollar 293 00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:42,961 I don't care about the truth We're trying to keep Matty alive 294 00:15:43,086 --> 00:15:49,217 So, we will create a bubble for him in which he will not be heard Except news that reinforces his distorted view of the world? 295 00:15:49,343 --> 00:15:51,094 - Almost -Give me something useful 296 00:15:51,219 --> 00:15:54,222 Such as “Scientists prove "Women are the worst drivers." 297 00:15:54,348 --> 00:15:57,309 Or “Tipping change is enough.” 298 00:15:57,809 --> 00:16:00,896 - Why doesn't one of you do that? - No, I'm working on a huge story 299 00:16:01,021 --> 00:16:03,106 "No need to turn on the heating" 300 00:16:03,231 --> 00:16:05,192 And I still have to plan For tomorrow's "Galumph" segment 301 00:16:05,317 --> 00:16:06,693 Well, how about this? 302 00:16:06,818 --> 00:16:10,072 (Gary Galumph) asks his wife Dress up for a fancy dinner 303 00:16:10,197 --> 00:16:13,241 Then he takes her to the grocery store To buy free samples 304 00:16:13,367 --> 00:16:16,078 - I'm smiling, but I'm not laughing yet - Okay 305 00:16:16,203 --> 00:16:17,579 Is this good? 306 00:16:17,704 --> 00:16:19,081 Gary Galumf on the treadmill 307 00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:21,958 Then we move to a wider shot Let's reveal that he is wearing skates 308 00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:24,795 They did something similar In yesterday's episode (Wizard of Ed). 309 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:29,299 Okay, Gladys Galumph. Become a city health inspector 310 00:16:29,424 --> 00:16:32,386 You find a cockroach in the kitchen of a restaurant 311 00:16:32,511 --> 00:16:36,348 And before you can close the place down, he says Cockroach, "Excuse me ma'am, I'm the owner." 312 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:40,060 Yes, yes, yes, draw Draw, draw, fuck, draw 313 00:16:43,897 --> 00:16:45,982 (Boston Globe), From Africa to the World “Famine is our problem, and we will deal with it.” 314 00:16:46,108 --> 00:16:48,110 “Opinion polls reveal that most... Feminists feel lonely and sad.” 315 00:16:48,235 --> 00:16:51,071 Well, it looks like someone is feeling better 316 00:16:51,196 --> 00:16:52,572 Look at this, look at this 317 00:16:52,698 --> 00:16:55,867 "Hillary Clinton is watching on the toilet." I knew it! 318 00:16:55,992 --> 00:16:57,869 Hey dad, did you see? Galumph photos today? 319 00:16:58,704 --> 00:17:00,163 Best picture so far 320 00:17:00,288 --> 00:17:03,041 I'll tell you, whenever I see a dog He wears sunglasses 321 00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,710 You catch my attention 322 00:17:04,835 --> 00:17:08,714 I think I've seen you smile before But not that funny 323 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:11,049 Well, finally The world makes sense, Susan. 324 00:17:11,174 --> 00:17:12,718 OJ got what he deserved 325 00:17:12,843 --> 00:17:14,553 The White Sox are on a winning streak 326 00:17:14,803 --> 00:17:17,431 You know, the only problem Is that the cable is still cut 327 00:17:18,265 --> 00:17:21,143 Fuck this, I'll call them To see what's keeping them so long 328 00:17:21,268 --> 00:17:24,479 Wait, no, actually You don't have to because... 329 00:17:25,188 --> 00:17:26,565 They will come tomorrow 330 00:17:26,898 --> 00:17:28,275 Finally 331 00:17:30,444 --> 00:17:33,196 John, if we fix the cable He'll know about OJ. 332 00:17:33,321 --> 00:17:35,782 - Well, what if we make our own news? - What? 333 00:17:35,907 --> 00:17:38,702 We have all the video equipment in the school We just need to find an actor 334 00:17:40,203 --> 00:17:41,621 Unfortunately, we know one 335 00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,251 Come in 336 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:51,923 -What do you want? - This is something you probably haven't heard before 337 00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:53,633 We would love to hire you again 338 00:17:57,804 --> 00:18:00,974 Okay, listen, I'd like your help But I have a strict rule against sequels 339 00:18:01,099 --> 00:18:02,768 - Really? - Yes, that's right 340 00:18:02,893 --> 00:18:06,480 I hate seeing actors like Harrison Ford. Pacino, talented men 341 00:18:06,605 --> 00:18:08,231 They waste everything for the sake of making a quick profit 342 00:18:08,356 --> 00:18:10,859 - Not at this level, it's something simpler - Yes, no, it's not like that 343 00:18:10,984 --> 00:18:13,069 - It's a new role, news anchor - Yes 344 00:18:14,029 --> 00:18:15,572 -Continue - This is kind of... 345 00:18:15,697 --> 00:18:17,157 - Yes, this is it, yes - Yes, he is 346 00:18:17,282 --> 00:18:18,658 This is the role 347 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,912 Could this broadcaster have a son? 348 00:18:22,537 --> 00:18:23,955 In the hospital? 349 00:18:25,123 --> 00:18:26,958 - Yes, definitely - I mean, I think so 350 00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,877 That's why his job means so much to him 351 00:18:29,169 --> 00:18:31,963 Watching the news is the only way What his bedridden son feels 352 00:18:32,088 --> 00:18:33,715 In connection with the outside world 353 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,593 It represents the reassuring face of his father A beacon in the dark 354 00:18:36,718 --> 00:18:38,470 - Yeah, we don't really need to... -You know? 355 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,555 I can play the role of the son In a quick view of future events 356 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,558 - Yes, we are not making a movie here -And I feel like we have to be bold 357 00:18:43,683 --> 00:18:46,394 This broadcaster struggles with his sexual orientation 358 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:50,106 As a result, he was never able to From living a real moment with his son 359 00:18:50,232 --> 00:18:53,652 -And now, it may be too late - True, because of cancer 360 00:18:53,777 --> 00:18:56,738 Oh my God, I mean This is how people win Oscars. 361 00:18:56,863 --> 00:18:58,323 - Totally - Hey, hey, hey, hey 362 00:18:58,448 --> 00:18:59,991 - What are you doing? - What? 363 00:19:00,116 --> 00:19:03,411 - Don't encourage this Sex scenes must be ambiguous 364 00:19:03,537 --> 00:19:05,247 I mean, sex is a trump card for him 365 00:19:05,372 --> 00:19:08,625 I want sex scenes to be arousing Questions without providing answers 366 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:11,253 - Yeah, this has become kind of... -I'm ready to have sex in front of the camera 367 00:19:11,378 --> 00:19:14,047 Well, listen, there too Another role we need you to play 368 00:19:14,172 --> 00:19:17,509 Dual roles? Oh my God! I'm like, what's the other role? 369 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:20,846 He's a cable technician He comes to the house to fix the cable 370 00:19:20,971 --> 00:19:23,056 May I... May I offer you something? 371 00:19:23,181 --> 00:19:24,850 - Sure -Are you ready? 372 00:19:24,975 --> 00:19:26,560 - Yes - He's mentally retarded 373 00:19:26,685 --> 00:19:28,311 - No, no - Yes 374 00:19:28,436 --> 00:19:30,313 He is completely mentally retarded Like a wheel sinking into the sand 375 00:19:30,438 --> 00:19:31,898 This does us no good at all 376 00:19:32,566 --> 00:19:36,278 Okay, now, remember, put the tape on In the VCR and pretend to fix the cable 377 00:19:36,403 --> 00:19:39,197 Sure sir I just moved from Britain. 378 00:19:39,322 --> 00:19:41,533 -I'm looking for the start of a new life - No, no, no, no, no 379 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,660 We talked about this Just get in the damn house 380 00:19:47,205 --> 00:19:48,582 And don't limp! 381 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,209 Hello, Dad 382 00:19:51,626 --> 00:19:55,088 Look who we just met on the stairs He's a cable technician 383 00:19:55,755 --> 00:19:58,383 Finally! Can you repair the cable? 384 00:19:58,508 --> 00:20:01,845 - Yes, I can fix it - No, no, go to work immediately 385 00:20:04,055 --> 00:20:06,391 Is there anything new in the newspaper today? 386 00:20:06,808 --> 00:20:09,728 Kangaroo is a myth, I said it frankly 387 00:20:09,853 --> 00:20:11,479 What? No, it's real 388 00:20:11,605 --> 00:20:13,356 (Olivia Newton-John) admitted it 389 00:20:13,481 --> 00:20:14,983 Educate yourself, Blair. 390 00:20:16,151 --> 00:20:18,695 Wow! Finally life started to get better 391 00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:21,740 And I'm stuck at home Maybe I should go for a walk 392 00:20:21,865 --> 00:20:23,783 - No - No, no, no, home is better 393 00:20:23,909 --> 00:20:25,827 Okay, you're done 394 00:20:25,952 --> 00:20:27,454 Wow, how fast! 395 00:20:27,579 --> 00:20:30,415 I think I'll go turn on the TV 396 00:20:33,168 --> 00:20:34,669 - “Six o’clock News” - "Good evening" 397 00:20:34,794 --> 00:20:38,506 "I'm Chad Farnsworth, and this is your world." 398 00:20:38,632 --> 00:20:41,134 Who is this? I've never seen him before 399 00:20:41,259 --> 00:20:42,802 It seems complicated 400 00:20:42,928 --> 00:20:47,682 "Our biggest news, OJ Simpson." He is still behind bars where it is said...” 401 00:20:47,807 --> 00:20:51,144 “He cries himself to sleep every night.” - Yes! 402 00:20:51,269 --> 00:20:54,189 “When asked if they are reopening "Alcatraz is a bit overrated." 403 00:20:54,314 --> 00:20:55,815 "The Governor of California responded." 404 00:20:55,941 --> 00:20:58,485 “Not for this monster.” - Great 405 00:20:58,610 --> 00:21:02,447 “Now, let us listen To the weather presenter, Hayley Snowden. 406 00:21:02,864 --> 00:21:05,951 "Hayley, what's the forecast like?" Weather for the weekend? 407 00:21:06,618 --> 00:21:08,161 "Not good, Chad." 408 00:21:08,286 --> 00:21:09,663 "Unless you're a duck" 409 00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,124 "Well done, Hayley." 410 00:21:14,626 --> 00:21:17,212 “We sleep together "I can't stay away from her." 411 00:21:17,671 --> 00:21:19,047 "Not even at work." 412 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,925 - "(New England)" - "Yes" 413 00:21:23,051 --> 00:21:26,429 “Oh my God, I didn't feel like this "Since my wife died" 414 00:21:27,806 --> 00:21:29,224 Okay, that's enough 415 00:21:33,228 --> 00:21:36,898 We are in trouble Dad will wait for another news bulletin tomorrow 416 00:21:37,023 --> 00:21:38,650 Well, this is our life now, Johnny. 417 00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:41,152 We prepare a daily newspaper We present an evening newscast 418 00:21:41,528 --> 00:21:43,613 We are a two-person media empire 419 00:21:43,738 --> 00:21:46,199 And by the way, Blair was fired, she's suing us 420 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,118 Have you guys seen Matty? 421 00:21:48,243 --> 00:21:50,537 He's not in the bedroom And I can't find it anywhere 422 00:21:50,662 --> 00:21:52,038 No 423 00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,252 Wait, it's not in the garage Not in the basement 424 00:21:57,377 --> 00:22:00,213 His coat is missing, but the car is still here 425 00:22:00,338 --> 00:22:02,048 He must have gone for a walk 426 00:22:02,173 --> 00:22:04,092 Damn, he's out there 427 00:22:04,217 --> 00:22:06,428 He may know the truth He has another heart attack 428 00:22:10,223 --> 00:22:12,726 Hey, what do you think of fake kangaroos? 429 00:22:12,851 --> 00:22:14,227 What? 430 00:22:24,789 --> 00:22:28,126 (Boston Globe) "Simpson enjoys his freedom." 431 00:22:28,251 --> 00:22:30,461 - Excuse me, sir - Yes 432 00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:33,378 Sir, we're interviewing a bystander For Channel 6 News 433 00:22:33,503 --> 00:22:36,130 - Would you like to express your opinion? - Sure 434 00:22:36,631 --> 00:22:39,133 We wonder what you think about the ruling OJ Simpson case 435 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:41,928 I am very happy with it Makes me proud to be an American 436 00:22:42,303 --> 00:22:43,805 - Really? - Sure 437 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:47,016 I would have done exactly the same thing If you were a member of the jury 438 00:22:47,141 --> 00:22:50,019 What about those who say... The ruling was racially motivated? 439 00:22:50,144 --> 00:22:54,857 Nonsense, in my opinion, O.J. He gets exactly what he deserves 440 00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:56,609 Well, thank you for your time 441 00:22:57,276 --> 00:23:00,321 Hey, can you believe that weather forecaster... In a relationship with the broadcaster? 442 00:23:02,865 --> 00:23:06,452 "Trammell's Pub" 443 00:23:08,162 --> 00:23:11,249 Hey Matty, haven't seen you for days What were you doing? 444 00:23:11,374 --> 00:23:12,750 I had a heart attack 445 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:15,211 Yes, they had to install Stent in my artery 446 00:23:15,336 --> 00:23:17,213 Really? I underwent a similar operation 447 00:23:17,338 --> 00:23:20,425 Yes, I now use a brace Do they perform the last rites for you? 448 00:23:20,550 --> 00:23:22,593 - No -So, don't make me bored 449 00:23:23,177 --> 00:23:25,847 Hey, how about a ruling OJ Simpson case? 450 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:28,891 Don't remind me, I'm still mad at him 451 00:23:29,225 --> 00:23:31,185 Why? Because this time they got it right 452 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,938 Are you kidding me? The whole case was staged 453 00:23:34,063 --> 00:23:38,317 Well, maybe a little, but you know Sometimes you have to tip the balance of justice a little 454 00:23:38,443 --> 00:23:40,153 To ensure things go well 455 00:23:40,278 --> 00:23:42,822 Justice? You don't know What are you talking about? 456 00:23:42,947 --> 00:23:44,699 - I definitely don't know! - Hey, hey 457 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,242 I have other customers here, right? 458 00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:47,827 Yes, you are right 459 00:23:47,952 --> 00:23:51,998 We shouldn't argue, we seem Like Gary and Gladys Galumph. 460 00:23:53,082 --> 00:23:55,418 -Who? - From the comic series 461 00:23:55,877 --> 00:23:58,671 - I've never heard of it before - It's in the newspaper every day 462 00:23:58,796 --> 00:24:00,756 I think they put that stent in your brain 463 00:24:01,132 --> 00:24:02,884 The damned Galumph family! 464 00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:06,596 Oh my God, you know, Gladys. My back hurts!” Galumph family! 465 00:24:06,721 --> 00:24:08,306 I don't understand what you're talking about! 466 00:24:08,431 --> 00:24:10,349 They're making a movie with Rosie O'Donnell! 467 00:24:10,475 --> 00:24:12,810 (Mate)! That's great, there you go 468 00:24:12,935 --> 00:24:14,437 Dad, we looked for you everywhere 469 00:24:14,562 --> 00:24:16,981 Honey, you have to go home You need to rest 470 00:24:17,106 --> 00:24:18,691 I don't want to go, I just brought beer 471 00:24:18,816 --> 00:24:21,235 You gotta get him out of here, Susan. He says something that doesn't make sense 472 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,404 - Come on, Matty. - I'm talking... He's crazy! 473 00:24:23,529 --> 00:24:25,031 He's never heard of the Galumph family! 474 00:24:25,156 --> 00:24:26,741 There is no Galumph family, you idiot! 475 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:29,035 You don't know! You don't read, you idiot! 476 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,913 I read Garfield as a normal human being, you idiot! 477 00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:33,539 Fuck Garfield and fuck you! 478 00:24:33,664 --> 00:24:35,458 You just had to be A tool for fun, you bastard! 479 00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:37,793 Why don't you go and poop In another urinal, you drunkard! 480 00:24:37,919 --> 00:24:39,295 Get him out of here! 481 00:24:40,421 --> 00:24:41,797 But I'm glad you're okay 482 00:24:49,597 --> 00:24:52,308 - He's asleep - Oh my God, that was a near disaster! 483 00:24:52,433 --> 00:24:55,811 Guys, this is crazy! We have to tell him the truth 484 00:24:55,937 --> 00:24:59,774 It's risky, as I'm starting out Working on the Galumph characters of tomorrow 485 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:02,527 Gary will wear his real costume On Halloween due to inflation 486 00:25:03,569 --> 00:25:06,030 Maybe we should wait a little 487 00:25:06,155 --> 00:25:09,951 - Until he regains his health - No, this is crazy! 488 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,536 He went to Trammell's bar. 489 00:25:11,661 --> 00:25:14,580 This is the longest distance he has traveled For years, he's been fine 490 00:25:14,705 --> 00:25:17,792 He almost got into a fist fight Because of Garfield, he survived 491 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:20,503 But he is enjoying his new life 492 00:25:20,628 --> 00:25:25,132 Please, Blair, it's all we have to do He'll be lied to forever, and he'll be happy 493 00:25:33,516 --> 00:25:34,892 Hello? 494 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:38,646 I'm supposed to meet someone here 495 00:25:39,397 --> 00:25:40,773 Hello? 496 00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:43,776 I have some information that may interest you 497 00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:45,987 (Blair)? 498 00:25:46,529 --> 00:25:48,948 - Yes - What are we doing here? 499 00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:52,201 - Do they know that you are absent? - No, I climbed out the bathroom window 500 00:25:52,326 --> 00:25:54,495 As mentioned in the message What's going on? 501 00:25:55,204 --> 00:25:57,498 The rest of the family doesn't want you to see this, but... 502 00:25:58,416 --> 00:25:59,875 I can't continue In living a lie 503 00:26:01,252 --> 00:26:03,296 The Boston Globe newspaper "OJ is innocent." 504 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:06,215 What is this? Satirical newspaper? 505 00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:09,260 No, Matty This is the real newspaper 506 00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:11,596 (OJ) is free 507 00:26:13,389 --> 00:26:15,266 - What? -Read the rest 508 00:26:18,686 --> 00:26:22,189 She says Cleveland was swept by a team (Red Sox) and eliminated them from the playoffs 509 00:26:22,607 --> 00:26:24,692 Of course they lost They are the Red Sox. 510 00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:26,861 -You're kidding me! - Look at the storyboard 511 00:26:30,197 --> 00:26:33,409 Galumph family! Where is the Galumf family? 512 00:26:33,534 --> 00:26:35,620 There's no Galumph family, Matty. 513 00:26:37,955 --> 00:26:40,750 But Hillary Clinton Her penis was real, wasn't it? 514 00:26:42,668 --> 00:26:44,879 No, she has a vagina 515 00:26:50,092 --> 00:26:53,095 Damn... oh my god... 516 00:27:01,812 --> 00:27:03,606 Hey, look, this is the guy Who appeared on the news! 517 00:27:03,731 --> 00:27:06,275 Hello! Thank you For defending OJ! 518 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,777 What? 519 00:27:07,902 --> 00:27:10,363 You are the most white man Black supporter in Boston! 520 00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:25,670 -Oh my God! I'll call an ambulance - No 521 00:27:27,463 --> 00:27:28,839 Let me die 522 00:27:29,924 --> 00:27:31,676 "Massachusetts General Hospital" 523 00:27:37,807 --> 00:27:39,183 (mate) 524 00:27:39,517 --> 00:27:42,186 It's great that you're okay, I was so scared 525 00:27:42,311 --> 00:27:45,439 I'm fine, I'm getting used to it On these heart attacks 526 00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:46,941 The next bout will be easy 527 00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:49,735 You are not allowed to get injured Other heart attacks 528 00:27:49,860 --> 00:27:52,905 We will live a long life together 529 00:27:54,031 --> 00:27:55,658 I love you, Matty Bennett. 530 00:27:56,033 --> 00:27:57,451 I love you too, Susan. 531 00:27:57,576 --> 00:27:59,286 I'm sorry, Uncle Matty. 532 00:27:59,412 --> 00:28:01,997 I thought telling the truth was the right thing to do 533 00:28:02,123 --> 00:28:05,334 I didn't realize you were so clingy 534 00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,878 Anyway, I'm sorry 535 00:28:08,003 --> 00:28:09,547 No, it's all my fault 536 00:28:09,672 --> 00:28:12,174 This all started because I'm a failed parasite 537 00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:14,385 Then I made matters worse by deceiving you 538 00:28:15,428 --> 00:28:16,929 I don't blame you for being angry 539 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,182 Are you kidding? I'm not angry 540 00:28:20,307 --> 00:28:21,684 But I am very impressed 541 00:28:22,017 --> 00:28:23,561 - What? - Yes 542 00:28:23,686 --> 00:28:26,647 I wrote an entire newspaper Every day for a week 543 00:28:27,148 --> 00:28:30,693 Damn, it was one of the best things I've ever read In the field of sports writing for years 544 00:28:30,818 --> 00:28:32,361 And the news too 545 00:28:32,486 --> 00:28:35,197 Johnny, you've made a whole world 546 00:28:35,322 --> 00:28:36,907 A world I want to live in 547 00:28:37,032 --> 00:28:38,534 A world in which it does not exist The Red Sox are bad 548 00:28:39,076 --> 00:28:40,661 A world where Madonna died 549 00:28:41,245 --> 00:28:44,874 A world where the white man gets it In (America) finally got a fair chance 550 00:28:45,541 --> 00:28:48,544 -Can I have some morphine? - Sure, I'll get some 551 00:28:48,669 --> 00:28:50,212 Yes, it was a lie, but... 552 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:52,673 You gave me something to believe in! 553 00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:55,342 If you can do all this... 554 00:28:56,510 --> 00:28:59,221 I'm sure you can Do anything you set your mind to 555 00:28:59,346 --> 00:29:02,683 - It was like a bilateral operation -So, you don't think I'm a failure? 556 00:29:02,808 --> 00:29:04,268 You have potential, Johnny. 557 00:29:05,519 --> 00:29:06,896 I'm proud of you 558 00:29:08,022 --> 00:29:09,482 Thank you, Dad 559 00:29:20,493 --> 00:29:21,869 Wow 560 00:29:22,244 --> 00:29:24,705 I'm starting to realize that high school It's really over 561 00:29:24,914 --> 00:29:26,290 Yes, there is no denying it 562 00:29:26,415 --> 00:29:29,835 You and I are now Responsible adults in society 563 00:29:30,127 --> 00:29:33,214 - Hand me that hookah -Maybe we will have our own house soon 564 00:29:33,839 --> 00:29:37,426 Do you think mom will still come to wash? Our clothes, house cleaning, etc.? 565 00:29:37,551 --> 00:29:39,136 Absolutely not 566 00:29:39,261 --> 00:29:41,514 She's right, Johnny, we're all grown up now 567 00:29:41,639 --> 00:29:43,182 We'll bring the laundry to Susan. 568 00:29:43,307 --> 00:29:48,187 I suggest we become industry leaders With an office in the World Trade Center 569 00:29:48,312 --> 00:29:50,231 Two offices, one in each tower 570 00:29:50,356 --> 00:29:53,609 And a branch office in the Pentagon For all those huge government contracts 571 00:29:53,734 --> 00:29:55,236 And a summer house for holidays 572 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:57,613 I heard they have land Great expanse in Pennsylvania. 573 00:29:57,738 --> 00:29:59,156 Nothing will stop us 574 00:29:59,281 --> 00:30:02,785 I think you should Lower your expectations a little 575 00:30:02,910 --> 00:30:07,081 No, as my father heard I can do anything I set my mind to 576 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:10,626 I can go to university And inventing something, there are no limits to my possibilities 577 00:30:10,751 --> 00:30:12,795 So, what will you do? 578 00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:24,974 Are you sure this is what you want? 579 00:30:25,474 --> 00:30:27,685 I have never been more certain Of anything in my life 580 00:30:27,810 --> 00:30:29,562 "Boston Fitness Center" 581 00:30:29,687 --> 00:30:31,397 I'm going to be totally macho 582 00:30:31,522 --> 00:30:33,691 Do you mean normal fitness? 583 00:30:33,816 --> 00:30:36,235 No, he's too muscular 584 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,488 Huge muscles to the point Those who love me are worried about me 585 00:30:39,613 --> 00:30:42,324 -I support you in this endeavor - Let's go 586 00:30:43,284 --> 00:30:44,743 "Boston Fitness Center" 587 00:30:44,869 --> 00:30:48,455 Indeed, John became "Incredibly muscular." 588 00:30:48,581 --> 00:30:52,042 “Seven years have passed "He never wore a shirt." 589 00:30:52,167 --> 00:30:55,462 "In the end, he married a wonderful girl." 590 00:30:55,588 --> 00:30:59,049 “But they broke up Then he met another amazing girl." 591 00:30:59,174 --> 00:31:02,303 “Did you know? There are two movies About that, watch them.” 592 00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:06,473 “Well, the first one, but the second movie has moments Funny, mostly in the first half.” 593 00:31:06,599 --> 00:31:08,851 “But even I can't "Sit still throughout the movie." 594 00:31:08,976 --> 00:31:12,021 "Anyway, here's the ending badge." 595 00:31:12,305 --> 00:32:14,593 .RaYYaN...Drag and edit 596 00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:18,104 Translated by: Screens International - Beirut