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SHE
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YEAR 23
After the Cancellation
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- you sure we can do it?
-maybe
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- No one's ever come back
- that's business
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- you wanna go back?
- if you do.
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Let's go
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Don't you even care about your sister?
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- Take it or leave it
- that's all I have
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- that's my last price
- is it?
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Your money's no good
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Soap! Shampoo!
on the other side
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- let's run for it!
- uh uh {no}
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Let's get out of here!
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Hey, keep away
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Stop!
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Stop!
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Hey, stop!
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Move!
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Hmm, how much is this?
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Whatever ya got stranger.
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Come on in.
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This is a nice place.
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right?
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Well have a seat
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- you um... you must be very hungry
-damn right
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Very hungry
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- Where are you from?
- the other side.
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Really?
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- Great uh, really good
-good
- you're a good cook
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Thank you
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And you, you don't like the food?
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What?
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It's good...very good
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- Who's the law around here?
- why?
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We ran into a problem on our way here
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Really? Our law is SHE, the goddess
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Who's your God?
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Our God? We don't have a God.
We do business.
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What is it that you sell?
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What's wrong?
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Won't do you any good
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Let me loose.
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I can't, you're not trained yet.
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Trained?
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Where's Tom?
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-Sold.
- Sold?!
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Get this one out.
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- Hey listen, I really am sorry...
- speak only when spoken to!
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Look I really am sorry.
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- We were attacked, ok?
My sister was kidnapped
-have him walk the path tomorrow.
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No!
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Let him cross alone.
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Ah, so you're up.
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- Who are you?
- Your fairy godmother.
So you survived the path of blood.
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You'll probably be seeking revenge now.
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I've got to find my sister.
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Sister? SHE would never harm a woman.
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It wasn't SHE, they were men.
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Not even nukes.
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- Their leader was all dressed in black
- you must mean the Norks,
well they're awful too
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But if they've got your sister,
well you might as well forget about her
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Why?
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Because you'll never reach Nork valley.
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Even if you do, you'll never come out alive.
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You'll encounter there the ultimate horror.
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- Do you know the way to Nork valley
- No actually, I'm afraid I don't
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I know some medicine, a little physics,
a smattering of philosophy.
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Nothing useful.
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- Who would know the way?
- Ah. I don't.
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Uh... SHE, SHE the goddess,
only she knows the way.
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- Guess I'll just sit here...
- Tom! I thought you were dead!
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Hardly.
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Come on, keys are on the table
cut me loose!
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You look kind of cute like that
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You cut the jokes, cut me loose, come on.
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Let's go.
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Hey! What do you think you're doing?
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All right. Nice shot!
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You ok?
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- I wish I could come with you.
- No you don't.
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- If I cross, walk the path.
-No way you'll cross!
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You are pure goddess, in body and soul.
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You may enter.
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You have passed through
the cycle again goddess.
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But the prophecy still stands.
A man will come to claim your heart
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For him you will break your vows.
Through him you will be destroyed.
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You are whole again.
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Shandra!
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Guards!!
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- Which way?
-Which way?
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- Beats me.
- I said which way!?
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Look! I gotta know which way to go!
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Come on.
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You are beautiful.
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What's wrong?
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Too skinny.
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I like them with more meat on them.
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T-t-tom!
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- Long time no see goddess.
- Cut me loose Kram.
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Why? What did you ever do for us?
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Take them down.
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Her too.
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- What's the big idea Kram?
- now you'll certainly know what it's
like living in a tomb my goddess
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Turn me loose Kram I was
counting on your help.
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That wasn't very smart of you
was it goddess?
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"Never trust a mutant".
That's your motto isn't it?
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- Look, we're neighbors.
- Sure, sure.
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When the sand runs out of here...
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I'll send you back to your castle.
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You two will die a horribly
painful death in their hands,
they are experts on pain.
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Cute, real cute.
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I'll kill you Kram!
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This is no good.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, Shit!
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Are you ok?
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- I brought you some clothes.
- Good.
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Uh, no hard feelings eh?
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- Shut up nuke!
- Be careful of my arm,
they tend to fall off
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What do you want me to do with him?
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Turn him loose.
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Get in there!
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I told you to watch the arm.
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Bring me those two men.
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- Do you wanna kill them here?
Don't you want a public execution?
- Just get them.
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Nork valley is that way,
but you'll never make it there alive.
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- Untie them.
- What?
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Now!
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Let's get out of here!
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- Why?
- I'm curious, you go back with the guard.
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- No way, I'm coming with you.
- Suit yourself.
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Uh! Dammit!
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What's the hurry?
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Had I the heavens' embroidered cloth.
Enwrought with golden and silver light
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The blue and the dim
and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
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I would spread the cloths under your
feet: But I, being poor,
have only my dreams;
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I have spread my dreams under
your feet; Tread softly because
you tread on my dreams.
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What's this place, a funny farm?
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Friends. We have some visitors.
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Welcome strangers.
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This is a delightful surprise.
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We need some directions.
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Oh, come come, you can't be
leaving us already, can you?
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How do we get to Nork valley?
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We insist you stay at least
one night with us.
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- We serve wonderful food, Don't we?
- We sure do.
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This is a wonderful garb,
what is it made of?
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- Ok, we'll spend the night.
- Wonderful!
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Of course you'll have to get changed
for dinner we do like to dress
formally after dark.
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Whoa!
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- This place is wonderful.
- Civilized.
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This is what the world used to be like,
before the isolation.
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My parents told me all about it
in great detail before they died.
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Ah...the old world.
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This one is fine with me,
this place is great.
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Help yourself.
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What is this?
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- Do you like to dance?
- No I don't think so.
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It's a wonderful old world custom,
dance, you should try it. More meat!
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No!
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What's wrong?
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Your friend seems slightly
over-enthusiastic.
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My friend's an asshole.
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Get it off!
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- Are you hurt?
- I'm ok.
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What was that?
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- Do you mind keeping some distance?
- You want me to sit on the horse's ass?
- You can walk for all I care.
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- What is this place?
- I don't know. I never travelled this far
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- Must be terribly uncomfortable.
- Are you scared?
- Not with you around to protect me.
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Sieze them!
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Let's get out of here!
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Enough!
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There will be no violence in the
hall of Godan, the one and only man-god.
Bow!
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- Bow to Godan!
- Forget it, I bow to no one.
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- This is sacriliege girl, cross the flesh
- I don't care, I will not bow.
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- Kill them!
- Stop!
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Who are you?
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I am SHE, goddess of the Yurick.
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You are nothing, goddess of nothing.
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How dare you!
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Let me down!
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You! Put me down! Put me down!
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Let me go!
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Let me go!
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Will you cut it out?
Let me go!
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Put me down, let me down now!
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- Are you her followers?
- Oh no. No no. We hardly even know her.
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I mean we just got picked up.
They gave us a ride
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Do you believe in the one God?
The only God Godan?
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Yeah, sure. Listen we're pilgrims, right?
We came from afar to pay homage
to the great god Godan. Right?
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Right?
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- Right?
- Yeah, sure.
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Good, put them up for the night
and send them away tomorrow
with my gospel.
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Those two...
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I'd like to introduce you to pain.
Nothing teaches you about
mortal limitations like pain
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Blessed be the man who knows his
element, blessed be the man
who knows his master
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- You stink, traitors!
- Yeah, sure, have fun.
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- No! Don't burn her, burn me instead!
- Don't worry child, your turn will come.
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Scream mortal, you're weak.
Feel the pain.
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Eva.
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She is a unique mortal.
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Bring her to my chambers.
I wish to study her spirit
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- I'm not sure that's a very good idea.
- Are you questioning me?
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- No.
- Are you doubting me?
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-No.
- Then do it now.
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Untie her.
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Eat.
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Excuse me. Can I have that apple?
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Hey, what...?
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Imposters!
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- Hey, where's SHE?
- They took her to Godan's chambers.
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You ok?
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You look taller, or longer or something.
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- Where's Godan's room?
- No idea.
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I'll take you to Godan's. I will.
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- Godan asked for the
second girl as well.
- I wasn't told about it.
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Well I was! Open the door.
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- It's locked.
- Step back.
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Don't take another step or
I'll break her arm.
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I wouldn't do that.
Guards! Guards!
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Eva you were right.
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They must be crossed immediately.
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- What about her?
- She is still useful.
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She will serve well as we teach her
people a lesson in monotheism.
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Your people will be mine goddess.
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I get your point.
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- Get rid of these three.
- What about her?
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I said three.
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I...am your God!
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- We believed in you,
but you betrayed us!
- I...am Godan.
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- Man...God.
- You're a man! And you're dying!
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I have mastered your God, accept me!
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Now!
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Suckers!
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Don't you think we've gone far
enough? All they have to do is go
through the forest.
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No one ever walked out
of this forest alive.
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- Then why are we here?
- Because that's the way it has to be.
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- You're not making any sense.
- Shanda, this has nothing
to do with sense.
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You need this?
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Not from you I don't!
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- What's wrong?
- I don't know.
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But something is.
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You go on ahead.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Hey, I...
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Tom! I got it!
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I got it!
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Tom!...Tom!
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- Who are you? Who is your God?
- Are you male or female?
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- That we can find out in a second.
- Ease up.
251
01:00:10,668 --> 01:00:12,410
Run! Run!
252
01:00:53,819 --> 01:00:55,278
Come on!
253
01:02:08,636 --> 01:02:14,504
Oh. Thank you my dear Rudolph.
Oh he will make a splendid
addition to our collection.
254
01:02:14,910 --> 01:02:16,347
Put him over there.
255
01:02:33,140 --> 01:02:37,159
You may go to sleep now Rudolph.
Our friends aren't going anywhere.
256
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:42,164
Where's Tom?
What have you done with Tom?
257
01:02:48,019 --> 01:02:52,410
Unless one of the three girls'
name is Tom, we have no Tom here.
258
01:02:58,602 --> 01:02:59,612
You'll survive.
259
01:03:19,271 --> 01:03:22,061
What do you want with us fat man?
260
01:03:22,061 --> 01:03:27,213
You are a superior specimen.
I might try some breeding
experiments with you.
261
01:03:50,704 --> 01:03:52,720
I'm glad you're reasonable.
262
01:04:19,312 --> 01:04:23,180
- If you let me go, I'll reward you.
- There's nothing I really
need darling girl
263
01:04:23,180 --> 01:04:25,733
There is something you
could use Rabel.
264
01:04:25,733 --> 01:04:29,633
You know my name. I'm flattered.
What is it that I need?
265
01:04:29,633 --> 01:04:32,944
- The Yurick crystal.
- You can't! You're not allowed...
266
01:04:33,751 --> 01:04:38,716
- What do you say?
- The Yurick crystal.
Mmm, only two of it's kind.
267
01:04:38,716 --> 01:04:42,839
One of them is owned by Aratten,
god of the Norks. And the
other belongs to...
268
01:04:42,839 --> 01:04:43,960
Me!
269
01:04:45,151 --> 01:04:49,660
- I can send her to get it.
- It's an interesting proposal.
Very well!
270
01:04:50,618 --> 01:04:51,558
Rudolph!
271
01:05:06,368 --> 01:05:09,938
Don't get any funny ideas or
your goddess will cross immediately.
272
01:06:00,721 --> 01:06:01,918
What are you doing?
273
01:06:53,371 --> 01:06:54,681
He's waking up!
274
01:07:13,337 --> 01:07:15,137
It's going up in flames!
275
01:07:30,703 --> 01:07:32,141
Let me out! Let me out!
276
01:07:33,569 --> 01:07:34,390
Help!
277
01:07:37,121 --> 01:07:38,964
How do we get out of here?
278
01:07:44,571 --> 01:07:45,595
How do we get out?
279
01:07:47,766 --> 01:07:49,641
Let me open it.
280
01:08:46,733 --> 01:08:48,746
Oh you think this is bad, eh?
You think this is bad?
281
01:08:48,746 --> 01:08:52,733
You should have seen the other race
relation. And it's a Xenon push into
the first pennant drive of the season
282
01:08:52,733 --> 01:08:57,681
On the opening lineup, it's Xenon on
first, on second Xenon and
of course on third Xenon
283
01:08:57,681 --> 01:08:59,616
And let's not forget last
year's season favorite.
284
01:09:02,481 --> 01:09:03,511
Xenon.
285
01:09:07,531 --> 01:09:09,603
Where do you think you're
going there boy?.
286
01:09:09,603 --> 01:09:14,482
Say, that's a mighty big weapon for a
boy your size. You know I just
love a boy with a big weapon.
287
01:09:14,482 --> 01:09:19,336
Who does your hair?
I must insist, may I see
your passport please?
288
01:09:19,336 --> 01:09:23,732
Are you carrying any fruits or
vegetables? Any agricultural products?
289
01:09:27,052 --> 01:09:29,038
Oh, this is highly irregular!
290
01:09:32,971 --> 01:09:34,581
Where do you think you're
going there young boy?
291
01:09:38,107 --> 01:09:40,290
Come on put 'em up, put 'em up.
Come on, what you think you're tough?
292
01:09:40,290 --> 01:09:44,091
Think you're a tough guy? Aww,
come on. You've got to be kidding.
293
01:09:44,091 --> 01:09:47,357
You can't come on.
And you will not cross the bridge!
294
01:09:47,357 --> 01:09:53,785
Because you were not ordered to
cross the bridge. Is that very clear?
295
01:10:00,805 --> 01:10:02,497
Rise and shine.
296
01:10:04,023 --> 01:10:05,344
Where's all your evidence?
297
01:10:07,027 --> 01:10:10,829
You dirty rat! I'll get you for that,
see? You killed my brother.
298
01:10:27,673 --> 01:10:29,595
It promises to be quite a
game this afternoon.
299
01:10:32,474 --> 01:10:33,939
Don't be in such a hurry.
300
01:10:33,959 --> 01:10:37,955
You gonna cut out on us?
That's a joke son, I said that's a joke.
301
01:11:33,669 --> 01:11:35,739
Tom!
302
01:11:46,908 --> 01:11:48,869
Tom!
303
01:12:06,644 --> 01:12:13,592
Green Acres is the place to be.
Farm living is the life for me.
304
01:12:13,592 --> 01:12:20,295
Land spreading out so far and wide.
You can keep Manhatten just give
me that countryside.
305
01:12:20,708 --> 01:12:27,197
New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
306
01:12:27,197 --> 01:12:33,024
I just adore a penthouse view
Darling, I love you,
but give me Park Avenue.
307
01:12:35,028 --> 01:12:36,066
The chores!
308
01:12:36,382 --> 01:12:37,791
The stores!
309
01:12:38,113 --> 01:12:41,133
Fresh air!
Times square!
310
01:12:41,133 --> 01:12:47,323
You are my wife. Goodbye city life.
Green Acres we are...
311
01:13:11,509 --> 01:13:18,508
I'm a Yankee Doodle dandy.
A Yankee Doodle do or die.
A real life...
312
01:13:18,906 --> 01:13:20,018
Have you been standing here long?
313
01:13:20,018 --> 01:13:22,479
Say, are you wearing something
with that, or is that just a
flea in my eyebrow?
314
01:13:22,479 --> 01:13:26,345
Don't tell me, Aquarius right?
I'm a Gemini myself. That means I'm..
315
01:13:26,345 --> 01:13:27,663
Did you see anyone come through?.
316
01:13:27,663 --> 01:13:31,920
Come through, come through?
A nice sexy girl like yourself
and you want to come through?
317
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:33,939
What's the matter, this one
isn't good enough for you?
318
01:13:33,939 --> 01:13:38,470
You are a rogue and a ruffian sir!
Looks like he goes down right away eh?
319
01:13:38,470 --> 01:13:44,867
Hey sailor, new in town?
Oh yes! Beat me! Slice me!
Show me I'm real.
320
01:13:44,867 --> 01:13:46,148
Halt!
321
01:13:46,979 --> 01:13:49,269
Turn yellow on me are you boy?
Turning yellow!
322
01:13:50,072 --> 01:13:54,252
...this creep and you and I can go
back to my bed. You know I got
these thrilling stories
323
01:13:54,753 --> 01:13:59,187
And you call yourself a soldier!
I killed more men in...
324
01:14:00,510 --> 01:14:02,241
Let's go.
325
01:14:07,392 --> 01:14:10,016
Steal my turn eh?
You can't get away with that see!
326
01:14:12,188 --> 01:14:14,296
Don't use your sword!
327
01:14:17,384 --> 01:14:18,771
I don't take a fall for anybody!
328
01:14:23,921 --> 01:14:26,945
- What was that?
- A bomb.
329
01:14:27,097 --> 01:14:30,473
- A what?
- A bomb!
330
01:14:31,063 --> 01:14:32,302
What's a bomb?
331
01:15:09,788 --> 01:15:13,250
- Is this it?
- We're close.
332
01:15:16,933 --> 01:15:23,672
"Attention all Norks. Due to gas
warnings your scheduled briefing
will be held caveside"
333
01:16:49,853 --> 01:16:55,217
"Attention all battle units. Hostile
elements reported on north side."
334
01:16:55,217 --> 01:16:59,439
"No females sighted.
You may engage and destruct."
335
01:17:01,587 --> 01:17:04,344
I'll kill the bastards for this.
336
01:18:40,753 --> 01:18:42,918
Sit down!
337
01:19:33,715 --> 01:19:39,381
This is the life of the Norks.
Food! Women! and War!
338
01:19:39,381 --> 01:19:45,680
Nothing better on the face of
this Earth. Now you have an
opportunity to be a Nork.
339
01:19:46,629 --> 01:19:51,997
Out of the twelve of you only two
will be allowed to join our ranks.
340
01:19:51,997 --> 01:19:58,070
Only the two strongest, smartest,
toughest, deadliest sons
of bitches will make it.
341
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:01,572
The rest of you will cross!
342
01:20:01,572 --> 01:20:06,616
You came here of your own free will.
To our monthly challenge.
343
01:20:07,314 --> 01:20:14,648
This is your last chance to withdraw.
I will give you ten seconds to make
a decision.
344
01:20:14,738 --> 01:20:21,242
One... Two... Three...
345
01:20:21,242 --> 01:20:27,662
Four... Five... Six...
346
01:20:27,662 --> 01:20:34,382
Seven... Eight... Nine...
347
01:20:36,164 --> 01:20:39,420
- I wish to withdraw.
- Go ahead.
348
01:20:48,716 --> 01:20:50,364
Anybody else?
349
01:20:52,298 --> 01:20:54,563
Alright. Enjoy yourselves.
350
01:21:37,532 --> 01:21:39,604
We are ready!
351
01:21:57,560 --> 01:21:58,667
It's her!
352
01:22:01,132 --> 01:22:03,028
Sit down.
353
01:22:20,224 --> 01:22:21,098
Go!
354
01:24:51,994 --> 01:24:52,914
Tom!
355
01:24:53,288 --> 01:24:55,463
- I thought you were dead.
- Hardly!
356
01:24:55,482 --> 01:24:56,838
Tom!
357
01:25:11,375 --> 01:25:16,146
You have violated the Nork ritual,
goddess of the Yurick.
358
01:25:16,146 --> 01:25:21,240
- You will now pay dearly for
your transgression.
- How?
359
01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:31,635
At dawn my warriors will attack
your sector. By sunset your
people will be my slaves.
360
01:25:31,635 --> 01:25:35,249
- The Yurick will be no more.
- Never!
361
01:25:41,633 --> 01:25:49,093
Run, goddess. I spare your life
but your people are doomed.
362
01:26:12,669 --> 01:26:18,086
- It is no use. The sun is up,
I cannot warn my people in time.
- What do you want to do?
363
01:26:19,496 --> 01:26:23,373
I'm going to fight it out here.
You climb down to the river
they'll never follow you there.
364
01:26:23,373 --> 01:26:26,375
- Cross for sure.
- I have no choice.
365
01:26:26,375 --> 01:26:28,217
Come on let's get going.
366
01:26:32,723 --> 01:26:36,052
- That's not very smart.
- Maybe
367
01:26:36,985 --> 01:26:38,517
You go on.
368
01:27:14,130 --> 01:27:19,117
Here, you take care or yourself now.
369
01:27:24,122 --> 01:27:25,906
What's he going?
370
01:27:40,066 --> 01:27:41,748
Come on!
371
01:27:50,024 --> 01:27:51,428
Open it up!
372
01:29:07,285 --> 01:29:09,046
Are you crazy?
373
01:29:51,333 --> 01:29:52,903
What do you think?
374
01:29:53,803 --> 01:29:56,966
- About what?
- Come on, you like her.
375
01:29:58,589 --> 01:30:00,425
Yeah, I do.
376
01:30:21,221 --> 01:30:24,932
- You don't have to stay.
- I know.
377
01:30:29,716 --> 01:30:31,035
Norks!
378
01:31:06,952 --> 01:31:11,488
Ambush!
Dismount!
Attack!
379
01:31:26,746 --> 01:31:29,054
Take Aim!.. Shoot!
380
01:31:37,011 --> 01:31:38,218
Smoke bombs!
381
01:31:38,218 --> 01:31:39,677
What are they doing?
382
01:31:58,269 --> 01:32:00,707
- What's that?
- It's smoke dummy!
383
01:32:00,707 --> 01:32:02,634
Force one!
384
01:32:05,297 --> 01:32:06,678
Charge!
385
01:32:07,578 --> 01:32:08,474
Now!
386
01:32:11,859 --> 01:32:13,365
Forward!
387
01:32:24,330 --> 01:32:25,970
Force three!
388
01:33:11,855 --> 01:33:15,281
What's the matter with you?
Are you afraid of three people?
389
01:33:17,345 --> 01:33:18,265
Attack!
390
01:33:30,648 --> 01:33:33,987
- How many have they got left?
- Another ten.
- We'll never make it!
391
01:33:36,492 --> 01:33:39,583
- How many arrows we got?
- Three.
392
01:33:51,226 --> 01:33:53,176
Dismount!
393
01:34:02,218 --> 01:34:03,257
After them!
394
01:34:10,497 --> 01:34:12,962
We'll meet next time goddess!
395
01:34:14,297 --> 01:34:18,705
- Are you ok?
- Yeah.
- What happened to you?
396
01:34:19,385 --> 01:34:21,569
I don't believe this.
397
01:35:13,474 --> 01:35:17,396
- You take care of yourself, huh.
- I'll take care of him.
398
01:36:22,515 --> 01:36:23,787
You coming?
399
01:36:28,300 --> 01:36:29,724
Yeah.
400
01:37:23,379 --> 01:37:38,075
Original timing by Eazin
Retimed and subtitled by Maestro