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All right, let's do this.

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Wait, don't you think we
should look at the instructions?

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Nope.

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Is this gonna be like Settlers of Catan?

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'Cause no one will
play with you anymore.

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Fine, we will use the
instructions. What's the first step?

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Wait.

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What does it say?

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It's just pictures.

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What? How is this in any way helpful?

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I think that it's not helpful.

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Did they somehow run out of money
while they were doing this? What?

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All right, screw it. Let's
put some poles in some holes.

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Keep it clean, Gimble.

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So, let me...

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Are these the longest? These are the...

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- This has a... Yeah, there we go.
- That one.

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Now, what do we think
this is, a side or a top?

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- This is the inside.
- These are just, like, clamps.

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- Hey.
- Just do...

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Well, this... goes here.

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As far as we know.

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And this goes here.

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I mean, it fits.

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And that hooks into the end here.

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I think we're good.

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Are you concerned that we
have so many of these left?

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Uh...

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No... No... Yeah, these
are just extra pieces.

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We don't need them.

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And this goes... here.

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These go like this.

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And...

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It's a tent!

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If only Marv and
Joanna could see us now.

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Okay, let's...

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- Oh, it's spacious.
- It's nice? Oh.

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- I want you to come in here so bad.
- Yeah?

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- Come in here, my darling, please.
- Oh, wow.

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- Yes. Welcome.
- Thank you. Oh, my God, this is nice.

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Mm-hmm. Cue our security system here.

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- We've got tons of room.
- Oh, yeah.

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- Oh!
- Oh!

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I'm sorry I broke the tent.

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It's okay. It wasn't your fault.

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No, I know sleeping outside
is your worst nightmare.

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As long as I'm with you.

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Carson!

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Carson!

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Carson?

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Leave me alone.

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Hey, buddy.

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Go away.

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Ow! What the hell?

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I said go away!

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Ow! Hey! Stop that.

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Wait, why are you
only in your underwear?

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I'm not gonna wear anything she gave me.

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Then who gave you the underwear?

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Look, anyway, Carson, you need
to come down from there right now.

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No. And I never wanna
see my sister again.

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So you're just gonna spend the
rest of your life in that tree?

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If I choose to.

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Fine, then I'm coming up.

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Okay, you need to come down.

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And you need to forgive
your sister... your mother.

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This whole thing is very Chinatown.

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- What?
- It's a movie.

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- Like Air Bud?
- Not like Air Bud.

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Look, I know you're mad at Emma, but...

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She lied to me.

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She was my mom this whole
time and she lied to me!

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Yes, she did. And lying is wrong.

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But she thought she was
doing the right thing.

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People are complicated,
Carson. Even moms make mistakes.

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But we can't just run away
from the people we love

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because they're not perfect.

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We have to forgive them.

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- I can't.
- I know it's hard.

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Relationships are not
like playing the kazoo.

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They take work. But they're worth it.

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I mean, think about it.

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You really never, ever
wanna see her again? Ever?

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I think I'm ready to come down now.

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Okay. Do y...

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Carson!

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Oh, I am so sorry, Carson!

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Why did you lie?

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Because I was afraid of
what people would say.

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But that shouldn't have mattered,
because I am so proud to be your mom.

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I'll leave you two alone.

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No. Wait.

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Thank you for finding Carson tonight

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and for everything else that
you've done for him, and for me.

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You are a good man.

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And I wanna be with
you and live in a place

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where I can have a new start.

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So if you'll have me...

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I say tomorrow morning we cross
that bridge out of Schmigadoon

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and head to New York together.

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Let's do it.

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Melissa.

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Jorge?

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Oh, I'm so glad I found you.

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Blerky told me what she did
to you and it's unforgivable.

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But I'm here to bring you back home

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because you, and only
you, are the one I love.

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I knew you'd choose me over her.

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And I'm ready to be challenged

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and to be molded into
the man you want me to be

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and follow you wherever you wanna go.

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If you'll have me.

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Will you?

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Of course I will.

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Do you love my son?

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Mama, you're only here
because you know how to drive.

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Jorge, please. I have
something I need to say.

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A week ago my husband of
50 years died in my arms.

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When I buried him, it was
like burying a part of me.

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So I think I know something of love.

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Tell me, do you love my son?

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You have one heart.

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Is he the one you want to give it to?

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Jorge.

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Melissa, no. We belong together.

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You want to give it to someone else.

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Mama, you're ruining this.

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I think I do. But
honestly, I... I don't know.

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I mean, yes, there are times

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when it feels like we're the
only two people in the world.

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And... And we laugh, and our
eyes meet, and it's like magic.

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But there are times we
seem so disconnected,

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and I don't even know if he
loves me, or if I love him.

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And it just feels so lonely.

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Mi'jita, what you have
just described is... love.

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It is not something
you can prove is there.

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It is something you choose
to believe in. Every day.

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You must go to him.
Tell him how you feel.

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Jorge, get in! We are taking
Miss Melissa to her love.

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- Mama...
- Do it! And stop moping.

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You are gorgeous. You'll
find someone else in no time.

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Come on! Hurry!

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I can't believe we're actually
going to New York City!

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That's right, the
greatest city in the world.

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What's it like there, Dr. Skinner?

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It's amazing, buddy,
you're gonna love it.

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Tallest skyscrapers you've ever
seen, so many people, so many lights,

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so many... drugstores.

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Will there be snow?

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Yes, there'll be snow.

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Will there be candy?

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Yep. There'll be candy.

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Then it sounds like New
York will have everything.

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All right, ready to cross
and start our new lives?

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On three. One, two, three.

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Is everything okay?

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Yeah, yeah, fine. I'm just, uh...

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It's just a big deal...
heading back home, I guess.

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Of course. Take your time.

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But...

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New York won't have everything, will it?

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It's extraordinary, really.

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One can be convinced they are
the smartest person in town

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and yet still miss the
most important detail.

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I am so sorry, Emma.

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What's happening?

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He's getting cold feet. Kiss him!

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I really care about you.

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Both of you.

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You changed me.

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You made me a better person.

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I am so sorry.

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I... I didn't...

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- I did... I didn't...
- I know.

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Go.

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Vote for Layton. Mildred.
That's Mildred to you.

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Vote for Layton. Mildred.
Vote for Layton. Thank you.

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Morning, Aloysius. Morning, Florence.

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Oh, I keep forgetting

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she's still too embarrassed
to appear in public.

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Anyhoo, good luck today.
You're gonna need it.

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Ladies, can I get a cackle?

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Well, since, uh, Carson isn't here,
I've been asked to yell stuff out.

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So, hear ye, hear ye,

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it is now exactly nine on the o'clock,

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and according to the town charter,

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time to hold the vote for mayor.

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The two candidates
are Aloysius Menlove...

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and Mildred Layton.

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Vote for Layton!

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Layton for mayor!

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We will vote according to Schmigadoon
tradition, by the show of hands.

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- All in favor of Mildred...
- Josh!

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Where's Josh? Dr. Skinner?

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Has anyone seen him?
I need to talk to him.

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Do you mind? We are about to
begin the mayoral election!

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Strife and tribulation,
people. Strife and tribulation!

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Wait, what?

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Did I miss something? Was there a song?

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- Shall we proceed with the vote, Howard?
- Yes, dearest.

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We shall now vote by the show of hands.

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- All in favor of Mildred...
- Melissa!

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Oh, for the love of Pete!

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Josh.

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- I'm sorry.
- Mel.

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No. I am.

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I'm sorry for acting like everything
that wasn't perfect was a failure.

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For treating you like a
burden that I had to carry

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on my way to some ridiculous fantasy.

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For pushing you to change

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without ever considering
maybe I needed to change too.

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And I just want you to know
that I'm in it for the long haul.

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That I choose to believe in us.

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Whether in Schmigadoon,
in New York, wherever.

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Because I love you, Josh Skinner.

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And you are, and always
have been, enough.

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♪ I am not a man of many words ♪

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♪ Never been romantic ♪
♪ Like all the lovesick herds ♪

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♪ I laughed at every sentimental thing ♪

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♪ But you make me wanna sing ♪

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Josh.

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♪ Seems my heart was
always like a stone ♪

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♪ Even when you're with me ♪

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♪ You kind of feel alone ♪

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♪ And so I bounced ♪
♪ From fling to fling to fling ♪

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♪ But you make me wanna sing ♪

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♪ I wanna hold you ♪

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♪ And spin you around ♪

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♪ So fast that we'll never part ♪

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♪ I wanna hold you ♪

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♪ And spin you around ♪

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♪ 'Cause that's what you've done ♪
♪ To my heart ♪

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♪ Now I'm here and offering my hand ♪

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♪ And asking you to take it ♪

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♪ So we can make a stand ♪

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♪ For love and all the joy ♪
♪ That it can bring ♪

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♪ 'Cause you make me wanna sing ♪

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♪ Now I'm here and offering my hand ♪

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♪ And I will gladly take it ♪

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♪ So we can make a stand ♪

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♪ For love and all the joy ♪
♪ That it can bring ♪

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♪ 'Cause you make me wanna sing ♪

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Aw.

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No! Boo! No!

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Why are you cheering for
these sinful city folk?

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Have you forgotten what
they've done to this town?

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No. I haven't forgotten,
and I hope I never will.

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I hope none of us ever will.

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Because they've made
Schmigadoon better. For everyone.

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I know I should hate
her, but I kinda love her.

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How can you even dare to suggest
they've made Schmigadoon better?

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That's a load of fiddle-faddle!

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00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,103
First off, the mayor...

254
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,732
The mayor? Let me tell
you about the mayor.

255
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:08,028
The mayor is finally being
honest about who he really is.

256
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,738
And I love him for it.

257
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:10,820
Aw.

258
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,074
Thank you, Florence.

259
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,242
And I love you for that.

260
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:19,248
Just not, you know, bedroom love.

261
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:23,126
Oh, believe me, I know. I'm not stupid.

262
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,462
Maybe it's time we all start
following the mayor's example

263
00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:28,632
and were more honest
about who we really are.

264
00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:32,135
For instance, I'm not Carson's sister.

265
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,013
I'm his mother.

266
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,182
I knew it! I knew that
child was a bastard!

267
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:38,433
You're a bastard!

268
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,687
You can call him any
nasty name you want.

269
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:44,311
But the circumstances
around my son's birth

270
00:17:44,312 --> 00:17:46,233
have nothing to do with who he is.

271
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:49,778
I love you, Carson.

272
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:51,947
I love you too, Mom.

273
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,367
What's wrong?

274
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,137
I just hadn't realized how much

275
00:17:58,138 --> 00:18:00,831
I really wanted to
hear you call me that.

276
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,374
Aw. Good mom.

277
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,126
Oh, give me a break!

278
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:06,503
I suppose you and the
mayor expect to be admired

279
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,380
for airing your dirty laundry in public.

280
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:13,385
Well, wake up, sister, because the
two of you are all alone in this!

281
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:16,013
The rest of us are good, decent people.

282
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:20,350
God-fearing Schmigadoonians who
are exactly whom we purport to be!

283
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:24,855
Actually, I hate being an innkeeper.

284
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,648
I wanna be an actor.

285
00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:28,040
I've been working on a one-man show

286
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,527
about my father's death
for the last two years.

287
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:33,113
Yes! You go, Harvey!

288
00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:36,366
Remember the old mill fire
last year? I set that myself.

289
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,660
- Yikes.
- I like getting injured.

290
00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:40,037
I do it for the attention.

291
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,580
You be you, Pete.

292
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,123
Ow!

293
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:46,001
Actually, I'm a veterinarian.

294
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,836
I'm pretty sure I'm a socialist.

295
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,963
I'm tired of being a rapscallion.

296
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:51,298
I wanna be better.

297
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:52,716
It's time everyone knew,

298
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,427
there's really no way
to win the ring toss.

299
00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:56,929
Mm.

300
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:59,264
Okay, time to vote. So let's...

301
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:02,976
I got pregnant out of wedlock
with a seaman. And yes, I heard it.

302
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,811
Nancy! What are you doing?

303
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,480
It's time everyone knew, Mother.

304
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,982
I'm tired of hiding just
because you're ashamed of me.

305
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:10,859
Mother?

306
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:12,194
Yee honk.

307
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,697
So I guess you do have secrets, Mildred.

308
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:19,660
Are you going to let him talk
to me like that, Howard? Are you?

309
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,955
He's only telling the truth,
Mildred. And I'm glad it's out.

310
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:26,375
I'm sorry, Nancy. We never should
have kept you hidden away like that.

311
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,502
And speaking of the truth,

312
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,295
it's time I let all of you know...

313
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,216
that I am a homosexual too.

314
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:38,262
And I have feelings for Aloysius.

315
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:40,973
You do?

316
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,185
Aw.

317
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:48,438
Oh, no. No. This can't be happening.

318
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:51,650
- Mildred...
- No! I don't want your pity.

319
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,361
Because I am stronger than you.
I am stronger than all of you!

320
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:58,407
So go ahead, let it all
out, be "true" to yourselves.

321
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:02,494
Because here is the real
TRUTH: you are toilet people!

322
00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:05,831
I hope you all die
and go straight to hell

323
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:08,000
because that's exactly
where you idiots belong!

324
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,668
I hate you!

325
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,589
All right. Time for the vote.

326
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:17,050
I'd like to explain exactly
what I meant by that.

327
00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:20,929
All in favor of Mildred Layton
for mayor, raise your hands.

328
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:31,899
Howard... raise your hand.

329
00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:33,358
No, Mildred.

330
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:36,278
All right, that's one
vote for Mildred Layton.

331
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:40,324
And now, all in favor of Aloysius
Menlove for mayor, raise your hands.

332
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,997
Looks like it's Mayor
Menlove by a landslide.

333
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,709
Thank you! Thank you for your support.

334
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:56,423
I am honored to be Schmigadoon's
first openly gay anything.

335
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:13,440
What are you doing?

336
00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:17,277
I know what it's like to
wanna fix everyone around you

337
00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:19,863
and think that's the
only way to be happy.

338
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:21,365
But it's not.

339
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,866
You have to learn to let go.

340
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:27,120
But... I'm a good person.

341
00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:29,706
Not really.

342
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:32,167
You're kind of a controlling,
judgmental asshole.

343
00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:33,251
Yeah.

344
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,547
But you don't have to stay that way.

345
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,092
That's what's so great about change.

346
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:45,722
There's always the hope we can
be something better than we are.

347
00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:50,811
It's not too late. I promise.

348
00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:09,162
♪ This is how we change ♪

349
00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:14,835
♪ Reimagine, rearrange ♪

350
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:21,675
♪ See ourselves through others' eyes ♪

351
00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:27,806
♪ Reexamine, realize ♪

352
00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:33,437
♪ This is how we grow ♪

353
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:38,317
♪ Blossom burst, melting snow ♪

354
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:46,074
♪ Find another way to learn ♪

355
00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:50,954
♪ Let the soaring phoenix burn ♪

356
00:22:51,038 --> 00:22:52,331
♪ A hurt ♪

357
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,208
♪ A lie ♪

358
00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:55,334
♪ A kiss ♪

359
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:57,044
♪ A goodbye ♪

360
00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:58,295
♪ We stretch ♪

361
00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,671
♪ We hope ♪

362
00:22:59,755 --> 00:23:01,006
♪ We reach ♪

363
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:02,716
♪ We try ♪

364
00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:08,680
♪ The miracle of intersection ♪

365
00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:15,729
♪ Two hearts meet ♪
♪ Both change direction ♪

366
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:22,611
- ♪ This is how we change ♪
- ♪ This is how we change ♪

367
00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:27,032
♪ This is how ♪

368
00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:30,452
♪ We change ♪

369
00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:38,961
- ♪ This is how we change ♪
- ♪ This is how we change ♪

370
00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:42,297
♪ Reimagine, rearrange ♪

371
00:23:42,381 --> 00:23:45,801
♪ See ourselves through others' eyes ♪

372
00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:49,388
- ♪ Reexamine, realize ♪
- ♪ Reexamine, realize ♪

373
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:53,058
- ♪ This is how we grow ♪
- ♪ This is how we grow ♪

374
00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:56,186
♪ Blossom burst, melting snow ♪

375
00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:59,565
♪ Find another way to learn ♪

376
00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:03,986
♪ This is how we ♪
♪ This is how we change ♪

377
00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:06,321
♪ We change ♪

378
00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:09,825
♪ Schmigadoon ♪

379
00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:13,328
♪ Where the sun shines bright ♪
♪ From July to June ♪

380
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:16,707
♪ And the air's as sweet as a macaroon ♪

381
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:20,210
♪ Schmigadoon ♪

382
00:24:20,294 --> 00:24:23,714
♪ Where we learned to change ♪
♪ And we learned to grow ♪

383
00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:27,843
♪ What the future holds ♪
♪ Well, we just don't know ♪

384
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:30,679
♪ But there's hope for all ♪
♪ And we call it ♪

385
00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:33,807
♪ Yes, there's hope for all ♪
♪ And we call it ♪

386
00:24:33,891 --> 00:24:38,562
♪ Oh, there's hope for all ♪
♪ And we call it ♪

387
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:42,149
♪ Schmiga...  ♪

388
00:25:28,529 --> 00:25:31,907
♪ This is how we change ♪

389
00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:35,285
♪ Reimagine, rearrange ♪

390
00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:38,830
♪ See ourselves through others' eyes ♪

391
00:25:38,914 --> 00:25:42,417
♪ Reexamine, realize ♪

392
00:25:42,501 --> 00:25:46,004
♪ This is how we grow ♪

393
00:25:46,088 --> 00:25:49,216
♪ Blossom burst, melting snow ♪

394
00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:52,678
♪ Find another way to learn ♪

395
00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:55,389
♪ This is how we change ♪

396
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:57,891
♪ We change ♪

397
00:25:57,975 --> 00:26:01,144
♪ Schmigadoon ♪

398
00:26:01,228 --> 00:26:04,565
♪ Where the sun shines bright ♪
♪ From July to June ♪

399
00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:08,026
♪ And the air's as sweet as a macaroon ♪

400
00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:11,488
♪ Schmigadoon ♪

401
00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:14,992
♪ Where we learned to change ♪
♪ And we learned to grow ♪

402
00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:18,620
♪ What the future holds ♪
♪ Well, we just don't know ♪

403
00:26:18,704 --> 00:26:21,874
♪ But there's hope for all ♪
♪ And we call it ♪

404
00:26:21,957 --> 00:26:25,502
♪ Yes, there's hope for all ♪
♪ And we call it ♪

405
00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:30,382
♪ Oh, there's hope for all ♪
♪ And we call it ♪

406
00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:32,926
♪ Schmiga...  ♪

407
00:26:49,027 --> 00:26:54,027
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