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“Fly Me To The Moon”
(Julie London)
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-"Women
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are not made for..."
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-"Cut the shoulder into three cubes
three centimeters on each side,
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and bacon in bacon.”
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-"Women are not made
to leave home."
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- That's quite true.
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- Anything.
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Ringtone
It's time!
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- Natacha, slowly.
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- Natasha!
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- Madeleine! My Suze!
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- Five, four, three, two, one,
takeoff!
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- That's the Transatlantic.
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- Wow! The Transatlantic!
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- Once upon a time there was a little girl
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whose name was Natacha Malot,
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and who only dreamed of one thing:
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get out of her house!
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Finally, leave, travel,
discover the world.
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What to do when you are born
at a time when young girls
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are expected to leave their parents
to be housewives?
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- Are we going to remove the curlers?
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- Destiny would not delay
to give him an answer.
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Laugh
And presto.
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A ringlet.
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Oh, it's flat.
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Flat, flat, flat.
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I'm confused, Ms. Malot.
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We won't make it.
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- If his hair was flat,
Earth was not.
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That day,
Natacha discovered for the first time
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the wonderful world
flight attendants.
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The little problem,
Natacha was not born
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with the right physique
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to become
one of those dream creatures
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fully dedicated
to the happiness of men.
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Beyond its inevitability
capillary flatness,
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she was also suffering
too long of a body...
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- It's okay, the little voice!
I hear!
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- Oh shit.
Weird, that never happens.
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- Maybe I don't match
to the canons dictated by these phallocrats,
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but I'm not a tuna either.
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- No, what I mean...
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- Yes, we understood.
Nobody cares.
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That won't stop me
to do what I want.
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- Even if she wasn't
specially spoiled
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by Mother Nature...
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- Here we go!
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-... Natacha was decided
to realize his dream.
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- Madam...
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we are going through a zone of turbulence.
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- She trained hard.
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Did everything she could to defy
the laws of gravity.
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She knew that the hostesses
have no right to be afraid
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and to build a mind of steel,
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she never gave up.
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Because, like her grandmother
had always told him...
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- Mom, I didn't close the door!
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- When we want...
- Drafts!
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-...we can.
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Sigh
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- It's a giraffe!
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- A few years later,
we were getting down to business
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and we confronted each other
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to the most perfect girls
of his generation.
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{\an8}- Ladies,
the selected candidates
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are the numbers
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two, three, four,
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five,
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and nine. Congratulations, ladies.
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The others, eliminated.
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It's cheating, miss.
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Come back next year.
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We'll keep you until the choreography.
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{\an8}Upbeat music
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{\an8}- Alas, we couldn't pass the competition
only once a year.
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- Good morning.
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-Hello.
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- Bye.
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- Goodbye.
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- GOODBYE.
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- Profiles!
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Cart.
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From the back.
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Glass of water!
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Luggage compartment.
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Pick it up. Come on !
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Platters!
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Ladies, are eliminated,
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numbers three and nine.
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- Should I stay?
- Hat test.
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- Oh!
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- Congratulations.
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Oh no. Too flat.
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- It's true that it's flat.
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Upbeat music
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- No, she's cheating.
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-It's okay.
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- Turbulence.
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More.
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More. More.
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More.
Scream
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- That year,
Natacha went through the stages
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until the big finale:
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the boarding gate.
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- Good morning.
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Applause
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Thank you!
- Welcome to France Atlantic.
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- The thing didn't seem complicated.
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She rushed forward with a beating heart,
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his dream was within reach.
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-It's no use
to come back every year.
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You are two centimeters too tall.
You don't match.
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- Oh, I didn't tell you.
Yvonne's daughter has found a husband.
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It gives hope.
With a beautiful location.
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A salesman.
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However, she is not graceful,
with his nose.
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- I can't get married.
Prohibited for hostesses.
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- You're not a flight attendant.
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But of earth,
lost baggage attendant.
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- It's temporary.
-It's been five years, anyway.
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And you're not going to work your whole life.
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It scares men away. They hate.
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We ring the bell.
There you go, Dad!
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- Does he ever take his keys?
- I'm here to open the door for him.
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Sigh
Oh my!
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It was minus one.
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Help me.
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- So, Madeleine?
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- He almost saw me all messed up.
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-The Minister of Culture,
André Molrat, announced that the Mona Lisa...
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- I never understood
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the noise around this painting.
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A fat Italian girl in black
with her hair all flat.
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-That won't stop him
to cross the Atlantic.
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- Shh, oh, girls!
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-Let's hope it will be shorter
than usual.
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-Why we decided...
finally...
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why I decided with the General
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to lend the Mona Lisa to America?
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In a nutshell,
rather like a thousand...
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-Sorry, we won't have time,
This is the end of this diary.
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No thousand words today.
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There you go, thank you...
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- Natasha,
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we wanted to talk to you, mom and I.
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Come on...
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- Good. Good. Uh...
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with your father,
we thought carefully.
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You're a little big
to still live with us.
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You are going to celebrate your 26th birthday,
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you will be catherinette.
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Me, at your age, I was already married
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and you were born.
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- We were expecting a boy.
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And then... and then no.
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-Thank you, Roger. Great intervention.
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There we are, we are
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a little worried.
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You're going to end up an old maid.
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- Oh no, Madeleine.
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No tears, please.
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Do something,
take her in your arms, I don't know.
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- Mom...
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Calm down.
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I still have
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one year and six days to become a hostess
and I'm going to get there.
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- No. Six days.
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- What ?
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- You have six days left.
The age limit was increased from 27 to 26.
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As for the Catherinettes.
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I read it in the Figaro.
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- Why didn't you tell me before?
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- Parents don't say everything
to their children.
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-That's super important
for me, dad!
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It's a disaster!
- Darling !
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It's more attractive
to marry a salesman
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than serving coffee
swollen ankles.
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- My dream is to travel, mom!
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- No, but say so! Oh, say!
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- I will never be ready
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to pass the competition.
- Think about it.
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Commercial, it's a good situation
for a husband.
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- Bank employee like me,
that will be good too.
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- Yes.
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- We'll take what we find.
- Of course.
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- Young woman, you hear
what am I telling you?
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- The chance to be a flight attendant.
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- I can't work
without my suitcase.
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Soft music
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- I'm a salesperson.
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In door handles.
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You lost me two suitcases
filled with handles.
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And my clients?
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- Ladies and gentlemen...
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Hubbub
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- Miss, listen.
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If I do...
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Enchanting music
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- Come on, girls, showtime!
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We smile
when walking through the airport.
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Sylvie, wonderful, your skin.
- THANKS.
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- It is precious water
that I recommended to you.
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Walter, is the mustache new?
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-How do you like it ?
- I don't know.
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Yesterday, you didn't have any.
How did it grow so bushy?
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- My mother had a mustache.
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She was Andalusian.
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Olé!
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- Where is she going?
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What does she do?
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- Come on, girls.
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Showtime!
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- Mr. Walter!
- Come on, girls.
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-Walter!
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- You are on a reserved ramp
to the flying staff!
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We are on the verge of harassment.
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What do you want from me?
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- I have to retake the exam.
I beg you.
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I'm going to be 26 and...
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- What did you not understand?
the first 3 times?
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You do not match the criteria
to be a flight attendant.
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- For two centimeters!
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But two centimeters is nothing!
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- No!
- I speak five languages.
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I know the 197 pages by heart
of the on-board manual.
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And I'm a nyctalope.
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- Say so!
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- No, I see in the dark.
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- Me too, just turn it on.
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You do not meet the criteria.
Look at you!
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- What you do,
This is discrimination!
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-It doesn't even exist. It's 1963.
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If you will excuse me,
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I am expected on the Transatlantic,
me!
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- For the first time,
Natacha wanted to give up.
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The plane that waited for Walter
and was going to fly to New York
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did he not symbolize
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his dream that was slipping away forever?
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- It's rubbish.
- Pardon ?
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- I'm talking about your metaphor.
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- If you think it's easy
to find the right images!
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- Nobody asks you anything.
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- Do you take it like that?
I'm breaking.
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- Alright !
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Do this!
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My life is ruined anyway.
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Laughter
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- A hostess is missing.
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- If I made you come,
dear journalist friends,
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and dear journalist friend,
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because I don't make any difference,
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it's not to make me froth.
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It's because the French,
through you,
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and you... "e"...
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Yes, it's not great.
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have the right to know
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that I made the decision to travel
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in person with our dear Mona Lisa
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here, in this box.
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She has a seat next to me in first grade.
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Believe me, I won't give up
this wonderful woman of a sole.
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Indeed, the Mona Lisa...
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Hubbub
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- 273 door handles! Where is she?
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00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,560
- Natacha, you are not crying.
269
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,720
Breathe.
270
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,040
Tears
271
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,320
I said no!
272
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,120
How are you ?
273
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,280
- I'm going to get killed.
274
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,080
- What ?
275
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,160
I don't understand.
276
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,720
Have you gained weight?
- No, I'm three months pregnant.
277
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,320
I have to go.
278
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,640
The plane can't leave
without the right number of hostesses.
279
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,400
Walter pissed us off there.
280
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,200
Saying the theft was super important.
281
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,840
There is someone super important.
-Lisa...
282
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,440
- What?
-Hello.
283
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,880
I know by heart
the 197 pages of the on-board manual.
284
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,680
I'm super trained.
I can replace you.
285
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,680
- You ?
- Yes !
286
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,160
Walter adores me. We are like that.
287
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,120
She laughs.
288
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,240
- You, flight attendant?
289
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,320
You ?
290
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,880
But are you crazy?
291
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,320
Natasha!
292
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,840
She laughs.
293
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,800
She's going to hit her head against...
294
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,760
“Hollaback Girl”
(Gwen Stefani)
295
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,360
Help!
296
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,000
Natasha!
297
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,120
- What are you doing here?
298
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,680
- Lisa has an impediment.
- Are you crazy?
299
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,760
- Is this the missing hostess?
- Yes.
300
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,600
- Hours we wait.
Are you getting a makeover?
301
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,920
- It's Natacha "La Molle".
The big flat-haired jig.
302
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,920
- No need for polytechnic
to serve coffee.
303
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,440
Join your friends.
304
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,800
- Maybe
The Victory of Samothrace...
305
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,800
or the Venus of “Milou”. Milo.
306
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,680
It would have weighed less.
307
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,840
- It won't match.
-Walter...
308
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,440
- She's going to hit herself!
-Walter! Walter!
309
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,080
- She's ugly.
- I tell you it will be fine.
310
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,360
- The list of those
what troubled this mysterious woman...
311
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,960
- Not the list.
312
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:33,600
-Starting with
313
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,560
Leonardo Da Vinci himself,
314
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,240
who said when speaking of his work:
315
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,960
"It happened to me to paint
once in my life."
316
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,200
- Wow...
317
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,440
- He said it.
Horn
318
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,760
- Be careful, a truck!
319
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,040
- Oh my God !
320
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,080
- It's a hold-up,
no one moves!
321
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,720
- Give me the Mona Lisa.
322
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,120
- What's going on?
323
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,840
- No !
324
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,880
Oh no, no, no!
325
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,920
Nobody steals
a passenger's luggage!
326
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,040
- Let them go, damn it!
327
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,000
- Take that for me.
- No !
328
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,440
Let me go!
329
00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:09,920
- Take it, we don't like it!
330
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,280
Natasha screams.
331
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,040
- They're taking them hostage!
332
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,520
Suspense music
333
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,079
- Woohoo!
334
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:28,280
- When I think
that I was going to make my first flight!
335
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,160
I didn't even get on the plane!
336
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,280
- I wouldn't have let you come up.
337
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,680
- This woman
which belongs to us all,
338
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,560
I am of course talking about the Mona Lisa,
not from you.
339
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,240
I wouldn't allow myself.
340
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,080
This woman is counting on me.
341
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,880
France is counting on me.
342
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,200
The General matters much more
than you think about me.
343
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,880
I do not shirk my responsibilities.
344
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:52,240
As representative of France
and head of Culture,
345
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,040
and general of the... of the...
346
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,200
- There you go. We passed the car.
347
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,360
- I will find the Mona Lisa.
348
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,600
Come in, Jacques! You are slow.
349
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,080
Charming, the little journalist.
350
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,560
It's good that there are women.
351
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,720
- Are we really going to find the Mona Lisa?
352
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,120
And the two hostages?
353
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,560
The poor.
354
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,720
- Which hostages?
355
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,800
- I hope they don't cut us up
in pieces.
356
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,600
It's the worst death.
357
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,040
It hurts really bad.
358
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,640
- Are you afraid?
359
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,760
- No.
- Oh yes!
360
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,480
- We, flying personnel,
361
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,800
We are trained not to...
362
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:31,880
We stop.
363
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,960
- Shall we get rid of them?
364
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:37,200
- Yes, they weren't planned
on the program.
365
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,160
- We are dead.
366
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,360
- Everyone get down!
- Good morning.
367
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,840
- It's time to part ways.
368
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,280
- Let me go!
369
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,040
The Mona Lisa!
370
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,520
She moaned.
371
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,800
- You have to calm down, my little one!
372
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,480
Come on.
373
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,600
Suspense music
374
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,040
- No. No...
375
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,760
- They left?
376
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,600
- Yes.
- Gone, gone?
377
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,520
- Gone, gone! The Mona Lisa too!
378
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:19,680
- We don't care.
379
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,880
Come back, let's play dead a little longer.
380
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,520
- They are very far away,
It’s a disaster!
381
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,120
- Good riddance.
382
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,880
I hate people
who take others hostage.
383
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,320
We don't know where we are at all.
384
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,640
Okay, there,
385
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,680
you'll have to walk for...
386
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,320
Why are you running?
387
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,920
- They are going towards Caen-Carpiquet!
We are in Normandy!
388
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,640
- How do you know?
389
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:51,400
- This is the only place to take off from
the type of plane we saw.
390
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,000
-That doesn't answer my question.
Why are you running?
391
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,640
- These crazy people won't leave
with the Mona Lisa!
392
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,400
- It's not up to us to... In my opinion...
393
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,880
- Passenger packages are
under the responsibility of the staff.
394
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,640
- It was his cabin baggage in Molrat,
the Mona Lisa.
395
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,640
Not even, she was a passenger.
396
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:09,640
But wait!
397
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,720
It’s probably tick season!
398
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,400
Suspense music
399
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,520
- Get dressed!
400
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,320
See you in London.
401
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,560
- Be careful, it's the Mona Lisa.
402
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,840
- Well, we will have tried.
403
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,240
But it's no use.
404
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,240
She grumbles.
405
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,960
Triumphant music
406
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,040
We have big days with you.
- Come on !
407
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,880
-On the tarmac,
the kidnappers took the Mona Lisa
408
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,960
while the Minister of Culture,
André Molrat
409
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,080
was doing his long, long
410
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,600
speech in front of all the journalists.
411
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,680
The Mona Lisa was initially supposed to join
the United States of America.
412
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,520
Originally, this exceptional loan
413
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,280
had to be part
of a cultural initiative...
414
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,240
-Both of us, my dear.
415
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,800
- Where are we going?
416
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,400
I made myself crosses.
417
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,480
- Come on, give me that. Give it back to me.
418
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,680
“The Whistle of Friends”
(Sheila)
419
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,120
- Stop!
- Stop.
420
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,400
- Be careful, they are yéyés.
421
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,200
- Good morning !
- Hello, friends!
422
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,640
- They're yéyés!
- Yeah !
423
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,520
- Drop us off at the village.
We need a phone.
424
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,160
- Of course. That's where we're going.
- THANKS.
425
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,080
Even if it's not very reassuring.
426
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,000
Who do you want to call?
- Molrat.
427
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,520
To say that we have the...
428
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,840
If we bring her back, he'll let me ride
on the flight to America.
429
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,320
- What are you carrying?
430
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,560
- A poster.
- The Mona Lisa...
431
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,080
- From Eddy Mitchell!
432
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,000
- Ah good ?
433
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,680
- A poster of Eddy Mitchell.
434
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,440
- From Eddy Mitchell yes,
and Black Socks.
435
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,360
- Class.
436
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,960
- I hate Eddy Mitchell!
- Shh!
437
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,240
- There's a party at the nautical club,
this evening.
438
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,440
- Oh no. We were kidnapped.
439
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,240
- If ! Oh, of course!
440
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,080
- Oh no...
441
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,840
Oh, the idiots...
442
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:45,400
They didn't understand anything.
They understand everything backwards. Oh no.
443
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,280
They hate me.
444
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,400
And the photos are ugly!
445
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,720
And this damn universal suffrage!
446
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,200
Telephone
447
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,920
Yes, I'm coming.
448
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,040
André Molrat on the phone.
449
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,400
- Hello, Mr. Minister.
I am Walter Campion,
450
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,600
the courageous steward taken hostage
wanting to save the Mona Lisa.
451
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,320
- Oh yes, yes.
-I am safe and sound.
452
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,840
That's the good news.
Everything is fine.
453
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,360
More fear than harm.
454
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,040
Also reassure dear Captain Turbo.
455
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,240
- Oh, great.
-That’s it, great.
456
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,920
I am calling you because I have in my possession
the famous Mona Lisa.
457
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,520
Tengo la Mona Lisa.
458
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,560
Obviously, it was out of the question
459
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,000
that I leave it in my hands
of these terrifying...
460
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,560
-Energumenes.
-Energumenes.
461
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,560
- I don't understand. The Mona Lisa
didn't arrive in London?
462
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,400
They didn't take their little plane,
the others?
463
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,280
- Who?
464
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,000
- The thieves.
465
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,800
- Yes, they took a small plane,
but then I don't know where...
466
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:51,960
- How does he know that?
467
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,120
- You're not alone?
468
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,520
- He even knows about the plane!
- Natasha!
469
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,800
He is an important man.
He knows things
470
00:24:58,960 --> 00:24:59,920
that the common mortals,
471
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,400
especially good women,
cannot know.
472
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,200
- Hello ? Are you there?
473
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:05,360
-I was trying
474
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,320
to get rid of an ugly person.
475
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:08,200
From a fly!
476
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,240
- Where are you?
477
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,680
- Knock, knock, knock.
478
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,400
- At the counter.
- Near Omaha beach.
479
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:14,600
- My Beach.
480
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:15,760
-Omaha beach!
481
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,960
- Oh, my dear?
482
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,000
-Omaha beach.
483
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,400
-Omaha beach.
484
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,000
-Omaha beach.
485
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,640
A landing beach.
It's perfect!
486
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,600
I will organize a press conference
like the General.
487
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,200
See you tomorrow on the beach
at 8 a.m. sharp.
488
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,720
And don't tell anyone about it.
489
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,160
National security.
-Great!
490
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,600
See you tomorrow, Mr. President.
491
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:40,400
- THE ?
492
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,000
- No, Mr. Minister.
493
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,360
Maybe one day president...
494
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,800
He hung up.
495
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,040
So. It's simpler
when men do the work.
496
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,520
Huh, big girl?
497
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,160
He screams.
Oh no.
498
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,160
- It's not just your mustache
which doesn't stick.
499
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,640
- I'm bleeding.
- Molrat, I don't feel it.
500
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,320
I need a drink.
501
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,480
- I'm going to pounce.
Where do we sleep? We didn't book.
502
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,840
- We just don't have to sleep.
Let's dance.
503
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,280
The yéyés.
504
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,000
- You are grotesque.
505
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,200
- Fidel Castor for Yellow Sweater.
506
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:22,080
Fidel Castor for Yellow Sweater.
-I'm listening to you.
507
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,520
- Yellow Sweater, you'll never guess.
508
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,320
I'm going to debunker.
I'll finally know if I'm right.
509
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,080
Finished.
510
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,360
I've got you, Molrat.
511
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,800
Laugh
512
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,880
-Hello, are you okay?
- Sorry, sorry.
513
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,680
-A problem?
- No, no.
514
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,760
I was laughing about something else,
Jean-Denis. Finished.
515
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:45,840
-OK, kisses!
516
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,800
He laughs.
517
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,000
I've got you, Molrat!
518
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:54,240
-It didn't go as planned,
but I found the Mona Lisa.
519
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,400
I am holding my June 18 call.
520
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:58,960
In your ass, General!
521
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,080
Tomorrow you summon me
all radios.
522
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,920
For a press conference like that.
523
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,240
Lots of photographers on the beach.
524
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,840
- Is it more in London?
525
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,560
I organized the...
526
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,360
- Don't bother me, Jacques.
527
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,880
What matters is the image.
Lots of pictures!
528
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,800
The more people see me in the world,
the more they will love me.
529
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,640
The more they love me,
the more they will send me little messages
530
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,800
which will trigger
small bursts of dopamine
531
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,600
that will make me feel good.
532
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,920
Didn't you know that?
533
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:32,920
- No.
534
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,000
- Your generation of boomers...
535
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,560
You'll be less stupid as you get older.
536
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:38,680
- THANKS.
537
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,800
- It's not his type
to come home so late.
538
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,280
- She must speak rag
with her friends.
539
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,320
- Or she met someone.
540
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,640
-That would surprise me.
541
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,680
- A future husband, perhaps.
542
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,320
She must not sleep with him
or he won't marry her!
543
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,880
Roger?
544
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,480
“On the board 2013”
(The Woman)
545
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,800
-Walter!
546
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,520
Walter!
547
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,680
We really needed a drink.
548
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,720
You're funny, drunk.
Less stuck than usual.
549
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,440
Come to the bar.
550
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,720
- I'm not stuck, but seriously,
like my father.
551
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,160
He died when he was five years old.
552
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,120
No !
553
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,840
He died when I was... five.
554
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,600
- Oh no, Walter, sorry.
- It doesn't matter.
555
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,800
Hey, oh!
556
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,240
You shouldn't say it. I am the man
of the house. I must be strong.
557
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,160
Stuck ? I wouldn't care.
558
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,720
All naked!
559
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,120
And everyone in the water!
560
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,160
-Walter! Walter! Walter!
561
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,360
- Come on, my little Jacques.
Horn
562
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,280
- Oh. Get up.
563
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,520
Walter, they are here.
564
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:27,920
- He's my minister.
565
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,440
- I can't wait to ask him questions.
566
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,720
He's shady.
- No, it's you, shady.
567
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:35,920
- You are naked.
568
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,920
- Stop! We stop.
569
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,600
When I say “we stop”, we stop.
570
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,440
- Where is the Mona Lisa?
- Where we put it yesterday.
571
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,400
- No memories.
Go get her. He will wait.
572
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,480
- Yeah.
573
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,680
- Come on ! You are soft.
- I've got my eye on him.
574
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,800
- Ah, my hour of glory has finally come.
575
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,120
- Mr. Molrat!
576
00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,680
Mr. Molrat!
577
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,320
I am here !
578
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,360
- What is that?
- Your date?
579
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,480
- Well no.
580
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,760
What is this weirdo doing there?
581
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,520
- Uh...
582
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:15,760
Why is it...
583
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,120
Hey !
584
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:20,280
Sir !
585
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,440
- What is she doing?
586
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,440
- Sir ! Oh !
587
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,280
What are you doing there?
588
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,080
Let it go! Give it back to me!
589
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,360
- What does she do?
590
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,520
- Move!
- No, never. Never.
591
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,040
Leave her. No ! We are being lied to!
592
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,080
We are being lied to! Molrat is lying to us.
593
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,240
- Ah, he's shady.
594
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,160
- Come. They shouldn't have
the Mona Lisa. It's a conspiracy.
595
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,000
Come up.
596
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,240
- Who is he?
597
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,720
- Hurry up.
- What are you doing?
598
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,280
- Molrat is lying to us!
599
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,960
- No !
- Get in!
600
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:49,880
- Well!
601
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,320
It's a disaster!
602
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:56,680
My Mona Lisa!
603
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,520
My Mona Lisa!
- Molrat!
604
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,400
- No, gentlemen, gentlemen!
605
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,120
- Who is he?
606
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,680
- Bertrand Fouart-Michel.
607
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,200
BFM for close friends.
608
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,080
- Why did you take the Mona Lisa?
609
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,240
- Someone
must bring out the truth!
610
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,800
Molrat instigated all this.
The false theft of the Mona Lisa.
611
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,600
To pull the blanket to him.
612
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,320
- I was right.
613
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,880
- Gentlemen, please.
614
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,240
Gentlemen, this is a serious time.
615
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,920
You have just witnessed
to a high flight.
616
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,400
And as the Mona Lisa said...
617
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,720
Triumphant music
618
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,200
- Go ahead, Natasha.
619
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,440
Need help?
620
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,760
- Where are we?
621
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,080
- It's my place.
622
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,520
- Why “Castor III”?
623
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,520
- The other two sank.
624
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,000
- Great.
625
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,280
Ooh there.
626
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,680
It's impressive.
627
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,080
- Why are you drying
small papers?
628
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,640
- It's a tiny part
of my research.
629
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,680
Someone has to keep their eyes open.
630
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,280
I'm not alone.
There are 10 of us conspiracy theorists in France.
631
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,960
We stay awake day and night.
632
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,920
Nobody tells us the truth.
633
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,880
Person.
634
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:32,680
Look.
635
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:34,720
They hide it from us.
636
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,960
Soon women will be able to work
without the husband's consent.
637
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,840
They can take
a daily medication
638
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,000
bad for health
to avoid getting pregnant.
639
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,960
It will be reimbursed by Social Security!
640
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,480
We're going to pay.
641
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:48,920
- This is all very credible.
642
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,040
Can I talk to you one-on-one?
643
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,240
- This guy is crazy.
- He has imagination.
644
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,160
- Molrat could have saved us.
645
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,680
- What ? He organized everything.
You don't understand?
646
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,640
- Ah...
- Oui.
647
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,160
- No, not understood.
648
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,760
A man of such good looks as Molrat
649
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,240
can't be a traitor.
650
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,800
- At the risk of disappointing you,
651
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,040
you can't trust a man
in government.
652
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,480
- Jig is right.
653
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,640
Molrat wants to take the place of the General
by all means.
654
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:17,960
He is part
655
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,080
of a plot to wipe out humans.
It comes from Venus.
656
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:22,960
When he blinks,
657
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,240
a Venusian arrives on Earth.
658
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,720
You're welcome for the info!
659
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:26,920
- Thank you so much !
660
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,360
He's sick.
- We have to get out of here.
661
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,160
There is fleet everywhere.
662
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,880
- I get the Mona Lisa back
and we escape by boat.
663
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,520
- He took it out there.
- Oh, there.
664
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:36,640
- What does he do?
665
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,000
- The real Mona Lisa
is painted on poplar.
666
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,520
We recognize the smell
when it burns.
667
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,600
- No, what are you doing?
668
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,240
- I've been waiting for this for years.
669
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,240
I couldn't get it alone.
I am agoraphobic.
670
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,640
- No. No ! No !
- Yes. Yes! If !
671
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,800
- No... Oh my... Oh my...
672
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,120
- We need to know.
-It burns!
673
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,280
- Oh my... Blow!
674
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,640
Turn it off!
675
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:58,760
Turn off!
676
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,080
I'm going, I'm going!
677
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,400
No !
678
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,920
Heavenly music
679
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,960
Natasha gasps.
- It sank.
680
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,360
But why?
681
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,560
For what ?
682
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:22,679
- Yes, why?
683
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,800
- I have a theory
with which I agree.
684
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,719
- My dream has just come true!
685
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,800
- It was your idea to throw it away.
I wanted to burn it a little.
686
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,600
The fact that it didn't float...
687
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,159
- Who cares, damn it!
My life is ruined!
688
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:37,120
- We're going to end up in prison.
689
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:38,920
- I will never discover the world.
690
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,280
- I will never be a dad.
691
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,159
- I'm going to have to marry a salesman.
692
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,480
- I have a solution.
693
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:44,960
I just have to find her.
694
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,040
You're sitting on it!
695
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,920
Before the Mona Lisa falls,
Did you sniff it?
696
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,480
- Get down into your hole!
697
00:34:55,639 --> 00:34:57,200
- Maybe we burned the real one.
698
00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,520
Because the real
699
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,320
was stolen from the Louvre.
700
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,760
You don't remember.
You weren't born.
701
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,160
- Neither do you.
702
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,360
- I was always born.
703
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,240
- Anything.
704
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,720
- The real Mona Lisa was nowhere to be found.
Fake ones were sold.
705
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:17,240
One day, as if by magic,
the Mona Lisa reappears at the Louvre.
706
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,560
I'm 99% sure
that it was a fake.
707
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:21,720
- For what ?
708
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,480
- I got a letter
of the Italian thief, Vincenzo, who says:
709
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:26,880
"I returned the false Mona Lisa
710
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,360
"that you painted
to these French pigs."
711
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,920
- What happened to the thief?
- Yes ?
712
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,040
- Volatilized.
713
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,880
- Volatilized?
-“Volatilized.”
714
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,160
- VOLATILIZED?
715
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:37,520
- And to whom
716
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:38,640
is addressed to the letter?
717
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,440
-To his girlfriend, Colette Hermine.
718
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,760
- She would have painted
this fake Mona Lisa?
719
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,240
Have you seen her?
720
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,000
- I don't have time to wander around.
721
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,240
Chinese laboratories
create a virus with pangolins
722
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,320
which is transmitted by saliva, hands
and for what?
723
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,120
To sell us a vaccine
which won't work.
724
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,000
It will serve to put fleas on us
725
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,200
to know where we are
and what we watch on Netflix.
726
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,160
- We don't understand anything.
- If you knew.
727
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,640
Mermaid
What is this?
728
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,040
Who is a boat?
729
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,400
Is there a boat?
730
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,760
Isn't that my mother?
731
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,640
Suspense music
732
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,160
- Bertrand Fouart-Michel,
international arrest warrant!
733
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,600
- Where are your friends?
- I don't know.
734
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:30,800
Whirring
735
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,400
Oh, it's them.
They took your boat.
736
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,800
- Hey, come back!
You are under arrest!
737
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,360
- I would have lent you my annex,
738
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:43,640
but I'm out of gas.
739
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,880
I'm on bad terms with the gas station attendant.
740
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,240
- We'll do anything here!
741
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,680
We sank the Mona Lisa
and stole a small police boat.
742
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,040
- Stop, Walter, everything is fine!
We follow our trail.
743
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,520
We're going to find this Colette
and ask her for the real Mona Lisa.
744
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,320
- Stop talking nonsense!
745
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,080
This guy is crazy,
he talks about salads!
746
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,080
- It wasn't the real Mona Lisa.
747
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:07,360
She sank. Wood floats.
748
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,800
- This is where we are.
749
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,480
Here are our two heroes,
I would almost say our two zeros
750
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:18,480
off to adventure
with the only clue,
751
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:22,160
the address of a possible forger
in Saint-Paul-de-Vence.
752
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,040
I should be more specific:
753
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,520
the possible address of a possible
forger in Saint-Paul-de-Vence,
754
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,840
that is to say that slab
and what's more, at the other end of France.
755
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,280
- There you are again.
756
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,320
Are you sulking anymore?
757
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,080
- I wasn't sulking, I was resting.
758
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:40,440
- Who's the guy talking?
759
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,080
- Do you hear it too?
- Well yes.
760
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,040
- It's heavy.
761
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,120
- But he's good.
762
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,560
It sums it up well.
763
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:52,480
- And like all men,
I am absolutely essential
764
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,360
for... uh...
765
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,040
I don't know, lots of stuff.
766
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:04,880
-Special flash. The two thieves
of the Mona Lisa are on the run.
767
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,920
The police
will broadcast their photo everywhere.
768
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,040
They don't seem like anything,
but can be dangerous.
769
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,120
Natacha Malot,
a big flat-haired jig
770
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,480
and Walter Campion,
a little man with a mustache.
771
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,120
Ah, apparently,
he doesn't have a mustache,
772
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,840
but an ordinary physique,
little charisma, drooping shoulders.
773
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,600
- We're in a mess...
774
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,400
- You also sum it up well.
775
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,760
- It's terrible.
776
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,640
We're going to end up in prison.
777
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,960
They won't give us anything to drink.
We'll take more showers.
778
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,160
- Distribution of costumes.
779
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,760
- They are looking for a man and a woman.
780
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,000
Not two men.
- No.
781
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,680
- I have an idea!
782
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,920
-It will never work.
783
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,480
You are not credible as a man.
784
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,040
Is it still far away?
785
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,120
- We're taking the train.
- No, they are always late.
786
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,760
I'm going to steal a car.
- Do you know how to do that?
787
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,840
-Obviously, Natacha.
788
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,240
Like all men.
789
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,560
In movies, it takes two seconds.
Nothing happens.
790
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:10,200
- Wait, real life and movies
are two different things?
791
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,080
It's not possible...
792
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,840
It's not possible!
793
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,120
Women don't wake up
already made up?
794
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,920
They don't bathe
with a glass of Chardonnay?
795
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,120
- Okay, I understand.
796
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,280
We're not going to do 40 examples.
797
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,400
What do we do?
798
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,800
- We don't move anymore.
Horn
799
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,080
- Did you hear?
It went squeaky.
800
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:38,360
- So what?
801
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,880
- I don't know, it's weird.
802
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,520
What do they do? No !
803
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,520
Hey, stop!
804
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,320
- We're low on gas.
805
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,080
We're not far
from Cayeux-sur-Mer station.
806
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,160
- How do you know all that?
807
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,080
- She could call.
808
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,760
If it turns out...
809
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,400
she is having a wonderful time.
810
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,280
With a gentle man,
811
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,240
listening.
812
00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:12,560
It seems that it exists.
813
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,680
- Madeleine, come and see, quickly!
814
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,080
-Even if they don't look like anything...
815
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,040
- Why is she on television?
816
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,800
-This little man and this girl
817
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:21,920
too big
818
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,080
have stolen the flesh of my flesh.
819
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,800
The apple of my eye.
820
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,960
My vintage, my best year.
821
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,000
And this happiness as a bonus
that you gave me.
822
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,800
- They must have been wrong.
823
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,720
She wears a hat.
She never had one.
824
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:40,640
-I won't let go of them
before finding the Mona Lisa.
825
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:43,600
Was I okay?
826
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,040
Telephone
827
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,680
- Hello?
-Collect call for Ms. Malot.
828
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,560
- A collect call?
829
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,360
Um, yes, I accept.
830
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,760
-Mom?
- Natasha!
831
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,880
- Pretend she's a friend.
832
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:00,320
-Ah, yes!
833
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,480
Yes, Jacqueline! It's Jacqueline.
834
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,760
- She chooses her moment well.
835
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,760
- You call
for your mixer cooker
836
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,120
what I just saw in the post?
837
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,400
- Don't believe what they say about me,
I'm not a thief.
838
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,600
I wanted to make my dreams come true
and I got my brushes mixed up.
839
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:18,720
I swear to you.
840
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,640
- Have you met anyone?
841
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,120
This Walter, does he have a good situation?
842
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,000
- No. Well yes, he is a steward.
843
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,640
Mom, we're going to bring back the real Mona Lisa.
844
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,040
It was the fake one, at the Louvre.
It sank.
845
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,400
-I don't understand anything,
but it excites me.
846
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,800
Even if I miss you.
847
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,240
- I miss you too.
848
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,800
- I miss you more.
849
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,760
-I miss you, mom, so much.
- No, it's you.
850
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,280
No...
851
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:52,240
Ah yes, it's missing,
a food processor mixer.
852
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,800
- Yes, oh, it's okay, I understand.
853
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,480
Got it.
854
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,400
You'll get it for Mother's Day,
this robot gnawed.
855
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,840
- They left the sidecar nearby.
856
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,040
You'd have to be stupid to take the train.
857
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,240
He whistles.
858
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,600
- I'm a sailor!
859
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,400
- Hello Sir.
- Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
860
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,600
- I'll leave you. I love you.
861
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,000
- Natasha!
862
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,680
- Me too, Jacqueline.
863
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,560
Train horn
864
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,280
It was Jacqueline.
865
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,800
- I understood.
866
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,680
Why call collect?
867
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,880
At the same time,
Marcel is so stingy...
868
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,800
-Our reporters went
at Orly airport
869
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,040
to interview
a colleague of Natacha Malot.
870
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,720
-Your luggage is lost, sorry.
871
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,640
Natacha? She's crazy.
872
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,080
She took my place
without having the competition.
873
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:49,600
- What does this big dondon say?
- Oh yes.
874
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,240
We knock.
- Mr. Malot?
875
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:52,960
- Who is it ?
876
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,360
Did you invite any friends?
877
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,080
- No, I don't have any friends.
878
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,360
- Secret Service! Open!
879
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,160
- Come in, for God's sake!
880
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:05,000
-We took to the streets
to ask the French...
881
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,080
- Did the eccentric speak?
882
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:08,600
- Still not.
883
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,280
-Long live Walter and Natacha,
the anarchists!
884
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,760
Down with capitalism
885
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,880
and the old France of De Gaulle
and that jerk Molrat!
886
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,920
- Okay, come on, turn down the sound!
887
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:20,560
So.
888
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:26,160
- Well, I had a robot portrait made
of the two thieves.
889
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,920
- For what ? Who asked you this?
890
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,040
- Person.
891
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,520
I took an initiative.
892
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,280
A leader is made to lead.
893
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,320
I aspire to the highest positions.
894
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,360
- I'll stop you right now,
my little Jacques.
895
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,560
You don't have the necessary charisma.
896
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,280
- Nice.
897
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,040
I've seen these two bastards before.
898
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,520
Have they ever been here?
899
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,360
- No, leave these bastards alone.
900
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:56,280
It's more like Walter and the Big Jig
that must be found.
901
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,960
- Him...
- No!
902
00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,800
They are the real thieves.
903
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:02,560
Who put France
with fire and blood.
904
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,600
Real terrorists.
905
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,560
- We could have taken
a train for real people.
906
00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:12,360
It's the Middle Ages.
- No, it's exciting.
907
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,880
The cattle car, the train...
908
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,360
That's why
that I want to become a hostess.
909
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,400
I experienced more in two days
than my mother in her life.
910
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,800
- You have a good life,
good women.
911
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,680
I would also like to be addicted
912
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,600
of a virile man
913
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,320
who writes me love letters.
That doesn't mean anything there.
914
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,760
He speaks in Italian.
I don't understand anything.
915
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,280
Ah, there are numbers there.
916
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,640
“16 Ottober.”
917
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:37,680
16 Otober.
918
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,560
It doesn't mean anything, "ottobre".
-It's not meant for us.
919
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,520
Soft music
920
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:06,800
Mysterious music
921
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,840
- You are making us lose
precious time,
922
00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:14,040
Mr. Fouart-Michel.
923
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,840
Slam
Oh!
924
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,440
-BFM.
- Yes, as you wish.
925
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,680
What did you do with the Mona Lisa?
926
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,480
- SO ?
927
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,080
How's life on Venus?
928
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:30,400
The climate, the Venusians?
929
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,200
We eat well, apparently.
930
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:36,200
- We are dealing with someone
emotionally unstable.
931
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,720
A mess.
932
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,000
- If we are at the revelations,
933
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,000
given my proximity to the General,
934
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,040
I have first-hand information.
935
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:50,720
If you help me,
936
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,280
I will inform you
on stuff classified as defense secret.
937
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,720
- Yes, we have to see.
938
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:58,640
Always say.
939
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,240
- No, you first!
940
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,880
Where are Quick and Flupke?
941
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,520
- Who?
942
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:11,920
She screams.
943
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,160
- Wake up, Walter!
944
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,680
There are olive trees, we are getting closer.
945
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,600
- I thought about it a lot during the night.
946
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,360
This Hermione, we don't know her.
947
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,480
She might be dangerous.
948
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,440
We let ourselves be stopped
and we give his name.
949
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,760
- They will be understanding
what if we say that the Mona Lisa was sunk?
950
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:36,920
- We never make my ideas.
951
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,240
- Well no.
952
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,040
Upbeat music
953
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:43,640
Come on!
954
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:44,960
We jump!
955
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,680
- No, he's rolling now.
956
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:50,000
-At the next station,
we will be arrested by the police.
957
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,680
It's now!
- Not now! No ! It rolls!
958
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,200
- It's great!
959
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,400
Jump, it doesn't hurt!
960
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,480
- Easy to say when you've jumped!
961
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:11,240
- Nothing broken, Walter?
- Of course it is!
962
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,840
We're going to sleep well tonight.
963
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,520
- I hope to find Colette
before night.
964
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,960
The address is not very precise.
965
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:22,440
-Lavender is crazy.
966
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:23,720
- I love it.
967
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,280
Soft music
968
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,800
-It can't be there.
969
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,200
We can't build here.
970
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,320
Do you have a compass?
971
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:54,760
Oh, me too.
- It's over there.
972
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:57,680
We're almost there.
973
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:03,640
- Ah, doe turd.
974
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:05,800
It's forbidden for people.
975
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,600
Except for his love, it's not us.
976
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:11,720
Ah, damn.
977
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,640
We take a break and...
Oh, unbearable.
978
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,720
Great, a swimming pool.
979
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,080
I'll wait for you there, you'll tell me!
980
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,480
Upbeat music
981
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,360
- Is anyone there?
982
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:38,480
Good morning.
983
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,320
- What are you doing at my place?
984
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:41,800
I asked a question.
985
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:43,680
- My name is...
986
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,120
- I know who you are.
987
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:47,360
Natacha Malot. You're in the news.
988
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:49,520
Where is your mustachioed friend?
989
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,120
Does he have a mustache anymore?
990
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,080
What is the deal with the Mona Lisa?
991
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:03,160
- The lease is not very good.
992
00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:05,200
She sank.
993
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:07,760
He shouts.
994
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,480
-How are you ?
995
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:10,840
How are you ?
996
00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:13,160
Crackling
- Oh!
997
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,560
You ruined my pomp.
998
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:16,720
- The pompom?
999
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,240
- It's the pompom.
1000
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,520
- Okay, it's okay.
1001
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,080
- Everything is fine, I still have...
1002
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:25,600
two days to make my dream come true.
1003
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:27,880
- Oh? What is your dream?
1004
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,400
- Become a flight attendant.
1005
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,320
Soft music
1006
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,280
- Oh? Is that your dream?
1007
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:35,880
- Yes.
1008
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:39,720
- Serve people cokes
with swollen ankles? Anxiety.
1009
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,360
- No, it's more for...
1010
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,640
travel, discover the world.
1011
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,320
- Yeah ? I don't care,
everyone gets me drunk.
1012
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:47,800
- All right.
1013
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:50,520
Even Vincenzo?
1014
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:53,640
- Vincenzo?
1015
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,720
You have it...
1016
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,120
Oh! Have you met him?
1017
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,640
- No, I just have a letter for you.
1018
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,840
- Oh yes ? Oh yes ?
1019
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,720
- Before that, do you agree to help me?
- Oh yes.
1020
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:14,240
Oh, yes!
1021
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,600
You were slow to discover
that the one from the Louvre was false.
1022
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,080
- Ah, so it's true.
1023
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:21,560
- No, false.
1024
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,120
-What did Vincenzo do with it, the real one?
1025
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,240
- Vincenzo...
1026
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:26,960
He was very free.
1027
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:28,920
Rarely there in the evening.
1028
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,200
Neither do weekends.
We were very much in love, especially me.
1029
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,440
We had fun! Especially him.
We were like kids.
1030
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,080
We loved art passionately.
1031
00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:42,280
It was absurd not to have
the pieces we loved.
1032
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:47,960
Have you ever kissed an Italian?
1033
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,000
- Where is the real Mona Lisa?
1034
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,560
- Vincenzo had a gift
to give me what I wanted.
1035
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:56,320
It was always me who paid.
1036
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,600
He was very mysterious, you know?
1037
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:02,120
He had two phones.
Rare for the time, so modern.
1038
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:05,240
He didn't like working.
He had a job at the Louvre.
1039
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,280
We exchanged the real paintings
1040
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,760
against the fakes that I painted
while he was roaming the bars.
1041
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,040
Of course, he loved the party.
1042
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,880
He came home very late.
Sometimes, not at all.
1043
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,520
- Excuse me, it wasn't toxic,
this relationship?
1044
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:22,920
- Anything !
1045
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,400
I loved this period.
1046
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:27,400
I loved waiting for him by the phone,
day and night.
1047
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,160
“I can’t wait for him to call!
I can’t wait for him to call!”
1048
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,680
I had a stomach ache.
Like butterflies but naughtier.
1049
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,680
He made me understand that I was
best for copying the real ones
1050
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,080
only to create my own works.
1051
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:45,840
Thanks to my fakes, we bought each other
this house he dreamed of.
1052
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:48,440
And then, bam!
1053
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:49,800
He disappeared.
1054
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,040
He ghosted me.
1055
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,480
- He's a narcissistic pervert.
- A what?
1056
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,080
No, it was...
1057
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:56,640
Vincenzo.
1058
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,600
I've been waiting for it for two years.
1059
00:51:58,760 --> 00:51:59,960
He will come back.
1060
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:01,680
- You haven't moved from here?
1061
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,080
- Well no.
1062
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:04,600
For what?
1063
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:06,400
Can I read it?
1064
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,320
- Then, tell me where the real one is?
- I promise.
1065
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,320
- Hop!
She laughs.
1066
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:26,520
Colette screams.
1067
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:34,520
Big fucking Rital bastard!
1068
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,240
This is a fucking breakup letter.
1069
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:42,520
I should have received it
two years ago!
1070
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,280
He announced to me
that he was leaving me for her.
1071
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,520
- She who?
- Who are we talking about?
1072
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,680
- That bitch Mona Lisa!
1073
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:55,240
Finally, the great-great-great
granddaughter of his model.
1074
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:56,720
Mona Gherardini!
1075
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,640
He left with her.
1076
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,400
I was the one who threw him in his arms.
1077
00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:04,880
- I hate when that happens.
1078
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,280
- She had the right
to recover his Mona Lisa.
1079
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:10,600
I sent Vincenzo to Italy
1080
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:12,760
return the Mona Lisa to her model!
1081
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,120
I'm going to do it to myself.
We're going to Milan!
1082
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:17,800
- Shall we get the Mona Lisa back?
1083
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,200
-Milan? Even me?
It's extremely far away.
1084
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,440
- I'm going to beat the shit out of you
to this skunk.
1085
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,960
Or get it back.
- No, we won't get it back,
1086
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:26,280
Colette...
1087
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,040
We're going to have a discussion.
1088
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,680
- I know. I will stay
and keep the house.
1089
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,440
- No. He's coming.
1090
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,760
- If you want. You are ridiculous.
1091
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,360
- Ah good ? For what ?
1092
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:37,800
- Knock, knock, knock.
1093
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:40,120
- Come in, for Heaven's sake!
1094
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:44,440
- The police went to the address
indicated by BFM, there was no one.
1095
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:45,880
- Great.
- But !
1096
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:47,160
Because there is a "but"...
1097
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:49,960
Colette's Dauphine has been seen
at Cannes station.
1098
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:54,480
The forger, the steward and Natacha
took the night train to Milan.
1099
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:57,920
It's been a long journey.
1100
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,120
“A thousand years”!
1101
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:01,920
A joke.
1102
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:04,680
- Prepare my luggage,
we are leaving.
1103
00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:07,560
- Okay,
so I'm packing your luggage?
1104
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:09,120
He doesn't have a wife.
1105
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,560
Live music
1106
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:20,560
-The fugitives Natacha Malot
and Walter Campion would be on the way
1107
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:23,320
for Italy
with a certain Colette Hermine.
1108
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:24,640
- In Italy!
1109
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,600
My little darling is in Italy.
1110
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,960
-Even if she is in Italy,
1111
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,200
there, I will go and get her, my...
1112
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,240
finally, our Mona Lisa.
1113
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,720
- He's sucking the air out of me!
1114
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,480
Soft music
1115
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:57,000
-Lend the Mona Lisa to the Americans,
an idea from Molrat.
1116
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,360
The General was obviously against it.
1117
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,440
-These traitors dared
make a call from my bar.
1118
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,000
Probably criminals.
1119
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:07,640
The girl looked suspicious.
1120
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,000
Not from us.
1121
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:12,320
-“Natacha”?
What origin is that from?
1122
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,520
It’s Italian, right?
1123
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,720
- Anything!
-It's not French.
1124
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,880
- It's completely French, Natacha.
We come from Lot.
1125
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:21,960
-It won't help the investigation.
1126
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:24,400
Say, wouldn't it be "Suze" o'clock?
1127
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,680
Laughter
1128
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,160
- Six o'clock!
1129
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:31,720
Madeleine!
1130
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:32,840
Where are you?
1131
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,400
It’s Suze o’clock!
1132
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:38,480
A journalist speaks in Italian.
1133
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:52,920
Laugh
The woman exclaims in Italian.
1134
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,720
- It's great.
1135
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,480
-There, I will go and get my...
our Mona Lisa.
1136
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:00,000
- Our minister will find her.
1137
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:01,440
- Never.
1138
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:04,200
- Madeleine, you are useful to us
a Suze tour?
1139
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:06,560
- You break them for us
with your Suzes.
1140
00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:09,040
Serve them yourself.
You have two arms, right?
1141
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,960
And you will prepare dinner.
1142
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,440
I'm going for a walk.
1143
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:18,360
- Madeleine?
1144
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,000
- Oh my...
1145
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:21,880
- But say so! Say, oh!
1146
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,000
- All like that today.
1147
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,760
- They always need us
to carry suitcases.
1148
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,040
- Signore, can you carry the valigia?
1149
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,040
- You're not going to volare them?
1150
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:40,120
- Watch them walk,
triumphant, towards glory.
1151
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,480
Perhaps this is the end of the adventure.
1152
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:46,200
Will Natacha find
the real Mona Lisa, return her to France,
1153
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:49,840
in exchange for which,
will we let her realize her dream?
1154
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,680
His dream? Become a flight attendant.
1155
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:57,200
- Who's the guy talking alone?
It's extremely annoying.
1156
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:58,560
- Yeah.
1157
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,800
Who cares, we're almost there.
1158
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,240
Upbeat music
1159
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:11,280
- What... "Investigation in progress"?
1160
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:13,120
- Is this the right address?
1161
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:16,520
- Yes. I gave the address
to this big asshole.
1162
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:18,920
I hope he is well.
1163
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:20,440
- We don't care about him.
- Okay.
1164
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:21,680
Two seconds.
1165
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:24,120
It's not easy to get out of control.
1166
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,240
- Something happened
not Catholic.
1167
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,360
-Thank you, Walter!
1168
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,680
- How do you plan to find her?
this Mona Gherardini?
1169
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,520
I don't want to be rude,
1170
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:35,800
but it's a bad idea,
this matter, right?
1171
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:37,960
- Gherardini, Gherardini...
1172
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,120
But how many are there?
1173
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,040
We can't call them all.
1174
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,120
- Too bad, we'll have tried everything.
Can we go back?
1175
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,080
- Sorry about you.
Well, especially for me.
1176
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,840
Melancholic music
1177
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,520
- I have to call my mother.
1178
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,040
- Come on.
1179
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:02,720
- Here.
1180
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:04,080
- THANKS.
1181
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,560
Telephone
1182
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:13,560
- Hello?
1183
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:17,840
Honey?
1184
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:21,560
- You were right, mom.
1185
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:24,440
I didn't succeed.
1186
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,960
-Oh...
- I will never be a flight attendant.
1187
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:28,920
- Oh, my baby.
1188
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:30,400
-When I return,
1189
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:32,600
I will tell everything to the police.
1190
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,000
I always wanted to do well.
1191
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:36,760
- I believe you.
-I promise
1192
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,600
that I will marry
the first salesperson to come
1193
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:41,120
to be the housewife
that you dream of.
1194
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,880
- Don't do that, unhappy girl.
1195
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,600
- Pardon ?
1196
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,000
-If you let go of your dream
1197
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:49,000
to become a man's slave,
so there...
1198
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:52,240
I will never address you again
speech.
1199
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:53,920
- Mom, are you okay?
1200
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,520
- I've never felt so good.
1201
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,440
Roger, don't hesitate to go everywhere.
1202
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:01,800
You don't have to stay in the same place.
1203
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:03,360
So.
1204
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:07,000
- Sorry, do you have a room?
I would like to take a piss.
1205
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,240
- Guys, isn't it Suze?
1206
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,320
- Yes, I have to leave you.
1207
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,280
My dear... Jacqueline.
1208
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,520
The Secret Service is at home.
1209
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:23,040
They have both feet
in the same shoe.
1210
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:26,960
We're going to the cinema with our friends
to see Cleopatra.
1211
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:28,560
I'm counting on you.
1212
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:31,440
You don't give up.
You don't lose hope.
1213
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:33,080
I love you.
1214
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,000
Yes, I kiss you.
1215
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,120
- I love you, mom.
1216
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:37,840
-See you soon, my Jacqueline.
1217
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,600
It was a...
1218
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,160
a girlfriend going through a divorce.
1219
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:47,280
The tile.
1220
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,480
Good evening.
1221
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,320
- The disappointment of the only track
to find the Mona Lisa,
1222
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:56,840
his birthday which was approaching
1223
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:00,360
and his conversation with his mother
had disturbed Natacha.
1224
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:03,600
For the first time,
she didn't know what to think anymore,
1225
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,080
no more what to do, no more what to dream.
1226
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:09,440
- Where does this mania come from?
to comment on everything?
1227
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,760
- I don't know, maybe from my father
which was very...
1228
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:14,640
- Stop, that would suit me.
1229
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,760
- You no longer need
of a 50 year old white man
1230
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:20,760
to comment and judge
everything you do?
1231
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,360
- No, and I never needed it!
1232
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:26,240
- You see, it had to be said.
1233
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:30,320
That’s good, that makes me happy!
I think you are making progress.
1234
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:33,720
- It's disgusting!
- I know.
1235
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:35,320
- Where is Walter?
1236
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,600
- Gone to have a “pissou”.
1237
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:40,400
It wouldn't be a little
narcissistic pervert?
1238
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:41,520
- Oh no.
1239
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:45,000
- Oh, yes.
- No, just a bit stupid.
1240
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:47,560
- Yeah, but still.
1241
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:51,200
Hubbub and honking
1242
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:58,080
- There's a brothel here.
It's absurd.
1243
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:00,080
- We'll never find them again.
1244
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,160
Go see what's happening!
1245
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:04,680
Come on ! Oh, he's soft.
1246
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:06,080
- Okay, what...
1247
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,400
Intriguing music
1248
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,200
They are here!
Horn
1249
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,000
- Jesus, Mary, Joseph!
1250
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:15,600
But who are
these very elegant malabars?
1251
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:16,960
- Let's take them off!
1252
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,160
- Not yet ?
1253
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:20,640
Are they crazy?
1254
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,760
- They weren't there
for much.
1255
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:28,120
- And me?
1256
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,920
- Isn't that the steward?
What is his name?
1257
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:32,360
- I recognize his face.
1258
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:34,040
- Campion! Campion!
1259
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,160
- Young man!
- Here !
1260
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:37,400
- You, yes!
1261
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,200
- Oh, Mr. Molrat!
1262
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,440
You are André Molrat!
1263
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:44,240
I'm so happy.
1264
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:47,240
I saw you from afar on the tarmac.
1265
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:48,400
You are so...
1266
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:50,800
- People tell me that often.
- Ah good ?
1267
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:51,880
- Am I not disturbing?
1268
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,960
I wrote down the number
of the license plate.
1269
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:56,000
- Perfect.
1270
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,840
- I did the same.
1271
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,840
But in my head.
- Great.
1272
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,800
-It ends in two.
- Five.
1273
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:03,200
- No, in pairs.
1274
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:04,640
- THANKS.
- Enjoy your stay.
1275
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:05,680
- At the consulate.
1276
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,960
It's good to hear
nice things.
1277
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,000
What are you doing there?
1278
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,280
- Well...
1279
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,680
I surrender.
1280
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:18,880
- Well, where is the...
1281
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:20,880
- No! Don't hurt me!
1282
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:22,360
- Let me ask you.
1283
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:23,520
- Pardon.
1284
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:26,280
- Where is my Mona Lisa?
1285
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:29,440
- We are not resistant,
in my family. It's Natasha.
1286
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:31,960
She forced me! From the beginning!
1287
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,640
She says that you have
1288
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:36,440
everything planned,
the theft of the Mona Lisa,
1289
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,320
to return it later
and give you credit.
1290
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:40,600
She's crazy.
1291
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:42,080
- How does she know that?
1292
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:43,960
- So, it's true?
- No !
1293
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,520
Forget.
What does your girlfriend want?
1294
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,120
- No, not my girlfriend at all.
1295
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:49,760
- And who is Colette Renard?
1296
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:51,040
- A singer.
1297
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,960
Who gets “the candy sucked”.
1298
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:54,560
- But no ! Colette...
1299
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,640
- Yes! Colette Hermine!
1300
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:00,520
She's a forger, Vincenzo's ex.
- Who ?
1301
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,680
- He stole the real Mona Lisa from the Louvre.
Follow.
1302
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:06,360
He ghosted her for years,
1303
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:09,760
she is waiting for him in her yellow dress,
but he is with the other,
1304
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,760
a very pretty woman,
1305
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,160
a Mona Lisa.
1306
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:16,000
This would be the Mona Lisa in real life, as a man.
1307
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:18,240
- What ?
- No, as a woman, as a human.
1308
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:19,520
- Knock, knock, knock.
1309
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:22,040
Sir, these carabinieri
1310
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:24,280
have important information.
1311
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:25,920
- Oh, perfect.
1312
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:29,440
- You gave us
two different plates.
1313
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:31,120
The research took time.
1314
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,480
- The first one that ends in two.
1315
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:34,960
- Yes ! It's mine.
1316
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:37,600
- He is a 67-year-old hairdresser,
1317
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:40,440
1.58 m tall, he is well established.
1318
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,600
We don't understand
what happened to him.
1319
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,520
- We can go and arrest him.
1320
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,040
- Hey, thanks to whom?
1321
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,080
- And the maid?
The one that ends in five?
1322
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:53,640
- The other one is more complicated.
1323
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:56,600
- It belongs to the Gherardini family,
1324
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,320
the worst mafia family
1325
01:03:58,480 --> 01:03:59,200
from Italy.
1326
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,080
- We can't approach them.
1327
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:05,160
- Well, it's kind of your job
to stop the bad guys.
1328
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:07,920
- Consider yourself happy
let's have the hairdresser.
1329
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:09,360
- Not understood.
1330
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:11,160
- Gentlemen?
1331
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:12,680
Comments in Italian
1332
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:14,640
- Susceptible.
- Amazing.
1333
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,040
- At the same time,
1334
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,440
should not have fomented this plan
slammed to the ground.
1335
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:19,440
- Pardon ?
1336
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:23,840
- I say, you shouldn't instigate
this plan slammed to the ground.
1337
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,080
- What plan slammed to the ground?
1338
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:27,560
- André's plan.
1339
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,320
Make the Mona Lisa fly
to make it
1340
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:30,920
to France,
look like a hero
1341
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:33,440
and I imagine,
to be elected by universal suffrage.
1342
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:34,600
Is that the goal?
1343
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:36,280
I would have done the same.
1344
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:37,720
- This is a stupid plan!
1345
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:39,840
Excuse me...
- Please.
1346
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,240
- Something's wrong.
- What ?
1347
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:44,240
- Strange, this hairdresser.
1348
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,360
When you're a hairdresser, you do hair.
1349
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:49,280
We curl, we straighten,
we brush, we curl.
1350
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:50,720
We don't kidnap people.
1351
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:52,120
He's very small.
1352
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:54,360
Oh ! If so,
1353
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:57,680
he wants to experiment
on Natacha’s hair.
1354
01:04:58,280 --> 01:04:59,720
As they are flat...
1355
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:01,800
Disturbing music
1356
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:14,200
Comments in Italian
1357
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:21,560
-It makes me want
to roll shovels, Italian.
1358
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:23,040
- They have weapons.
1359
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:24,840
- Nobody is perfect.
1360
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:29,920
- Thank you, Mona Gherardini.
It was a pleasure.
1361
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,400
- Gherardini?
-Mona!
1362
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:38,280
Comments in Italian
1363
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:49,160
- So it’s you, Natacha.
1364
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:51,200
And you are...
1365
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:53,600
the famous Colette.
1366
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,640
- And you, the whore who stole my boyfriend.
1367
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:58,720
I was told you were ungrateful.
1368
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,800
- So, the French
gain weight at menopause?
1369
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:03,120
She laughed bitterly.
1370
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:06,040
- Menopause?
I'm a thousand years younger than you, bitch.
1371
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,080
- We're the same age, bitch.
1372
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:10,360
- Stop! Sisterhood, damn it!
1373
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:12,400
- For once, I agree.
1374
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:15,240
Who are the girls?
the asshole in the story?
1375
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:17,720
- Vincenzo.
- So.
1376
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:18,880
- Is he there?
1377
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:19,920
- Isn't he there?
1378
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:21,720
She shouldn't see him.
1379
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:23,800
- Yes, yes, please!
- No, no.
1380
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:26,840
Bell
-Vincenzo!
1381
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,520
- No !
- If !
1382
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:40,040
Oh, but what did he eat?
He wasn't like that.
1383
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:41,840
No way.
1384
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,880
- No, he has become unlikable.
1385
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:46,400
I kept him, he gardens very well.
1386
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:48,920
- Coletta, love me.
1387
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:50,840
- Get out, don't even think about it.
1388
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,040
I'm sorry.
1389
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:53,400
- Get ready, Vincenzo.
1390
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:54,640
Kisses! Baci.
1391
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:55,920
- Come on, get out.
1392
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,800
Ciao.
- Okay, well, great.
1393
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:01,680
It's settled.
What can we do for you?
1394
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,080
- If my information is correct,
1395
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:06,680
the Gioconda of the Louvre has disappeared.
1396
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:08,960
- Yes, but you have the real one.
1397
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:11,400
Mysterious music
1398
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:35,800
- This painting has given my family
crazy power.
1399
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:38,800
Collectors from all over the world
introduced themselves
1400
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:41,520
with suitcases full of cash.
1401
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:43,240
We made them disappear.
1402
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,560
Buyers, of course,
not the suitcases.
1403
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:48,680
In a few years, we have become
immensely rich
1404
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:50,120
and very feared.
1405
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:51,360
- Mafiosi, that is.
1406
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:53,720
- Of the ?
- Armed narcissistic perverts.
1407
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:56,680
Who loves pasta, their mother
and Frank Sinatra.
1408
01:07:57,600 --> 01:07:58,760
- You are there
1409
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:01,560
because I decided to return the Gioconda
to France.
1410
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:05,000
- Great news!
- I need a permit
1411
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:06,080
to build
1412
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:09,520
for a large real estate project
on the coast. Sublime.
1413
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,120
Concrete, sea view.
1414
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:13,520
Bell
Expert!
1415
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:15,280
Intriguing music
1416
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:18,840
Come on, come on!
1417
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:21,960
- Oh wow!
1418
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:23,880
Disgusting, seen from the sea.
1419
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:25,520
- Everyone has their own bad taste.
1420
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:27,800
In any case, we will never refuse
1421
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:29,760
a heroin plot
1422
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:32,760
who will have returned the Gioconda
to France.
1423
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:34,160
- I see the plan.
1424
01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:36,520
But why did you kidnap us?
1425
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:37,520
-Colette,
1426
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:40,000
you don't think I'm going to give it back
1427
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:42,479
my Mona Lisa?
1428
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:44,560
- Where is the real one?
1429
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:46,359
- Yes, then, the real one...
1430
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:47,600
We knock.
1431
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:49,120
- Where is she?
1432
01:08:49,279 --> 01:08:51,000
- The real one is...
1433
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,160
- Come in, for Heaven's sake!
1434
01:08:53,319 --> 01:08:54,240
- Knock, knock, knock.
1435
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,319
Una lettera per il signore Molrat.
-Grazie.
1436
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:16,880
-Invite to participate
the official ceremony
1437
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:20,960
restituzione
della vera Gioconda alla Francia.
1438
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:23,200
- And in French?
1439
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:25,399
- The mafia invites us.
1440
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:27,399
She gives us back the Mona Lisa.
1441
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:29,279
- It's not true...
- It's there.
1442
01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:32,560
- It’s unexpected, my little Jacques!
Unexpected!
1443
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:34,359
- I can't stay locked up.
1444
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:35,880
Not so close to the goal!
1445
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:39,359
Mom is right.
I'm not going to give up on my dream.
1446
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:40,439
Tomorrow,
1447
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:42,120
I will be 26 years old.
My life will be ruined.
1448
01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:45,319
All this so that a mafia
return a fake Mona Lisa?
1449
01:09:46,359 --> 01:09:48,560
The Louvre deserves that of Leonardo.
1450
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:50,240
Not a second from Colette.
1451
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:53,200
- Nice, thank you.
- It's not against you.
1452
01:09:53,359 --> 01:09:55,240
It's a question of justice.
1453
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:56,840
There has to be a solution.
1454
01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:00,320
- If the problem has a solution,
no need to worry.
1455
01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:01,520
- Shut up !
1456
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:03,400
- But it’s from Buddha!
1457
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:05,880
-That goes for you too, Natacha.
1458
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:06,880
Let me work.
1459
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:09,120
Otherwise, we're going to get killed, okay?
1460
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:11,920
- Pardon.
- Excuse me, I'm getting angry.
1461
01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:15,720
- I'll let you finish.
I take a micro nap.
1462
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:16,880
- All right.
1463
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:18,760
She collapses.
1464
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:29,000
- Ooh there!
1465
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,320
What is this?
- Do you like it?
1466
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:35,560
- No. Yes, but it doesn't look like
like the Mona Lisa.
1467
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:38,560
- I made them their Mona Lisa.
1468
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:39,680
She is there.
1469
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,880
- I was scared.
- Afterward, I was elated.
1470
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:46,720
I found this mirror slammed.
I let go.
1471
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:49,800
I think I found my style.
1472
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:52,480
It's beautiful, isn't it?
It's me, it looks like me.
1473
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:54,600
- You are freed from the influence.
1474
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:55,720
- What influence?
1475
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:59,400
-Buongiorno.
- Buongiorno.
1476
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:00,800
La Gioconda.
1477
01:11:03,440 --> 01:11:05,480
-Identica. Perfect!
1478
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,280
“Verifica”, but not “peina”.
1479
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:10,840
- She's really talented.
1480
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:14,000
She worked tirelessly.
1481
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:15,600
The details are identical.
1482
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:17,440
- What ?
- Identical.
1483
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:20,280
- Perfect.
1484
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:22,040
- Be careful, it's not "seco".
1485
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:24,000
- We don't need them anymore. Farewell !
1486
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:27,600
- What do you mean, addio?
No !
1487
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:29,880
They scream.
1488
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:43,640
Romantic music
1489
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:51,920
- We're lucky with the weather.
- In addition.
1490
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:54,200
- Will the General come?
- Ah good ?
1491
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:57,360
- Don't distract me.
- Oh, I'm such a fan.
1492
01:12:06,480 --> 01:12:08,360
- My respects, madam.
1493
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:10,000
- Miss.
1494
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:11,600
Where is the great Charles?
1495
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:14,680
- What do you all have
with him?
1496
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:19,440
The General relies on me
for important things.
1497
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:21,600
- It's a shame.
- For what ?
1498
01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:23,960
- I had put the microphone quite high.
1499
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:28,360
-That won't be a problem.
1500
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:33,880
Ah, Mona Lisa!
1501
01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:36,040
It's nice to see her.
1502
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:38,520
Is it the real one?
1503
01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:41,840
- Because you would make the difference,
now?
1504
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:45,080
- I recognized
the kidnappers' car.
1505
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,560
The girls might be inside.
1506
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:50,560
- A cup?
1507
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:52,520
-Andiamo.
1508
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:55,440
Buongiorno a tutti.
1509
01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:56,760
I decided...
1510
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:58,120
- No, no, no.
1511
01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:00,200
We. We decided
1512
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,440
to return the Mona Lisa to his country,
France.
1513
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:04,000
Well, she's a little Italian,
1514
01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:06,040
but still a little French.
1515
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:10,560
- It’s still me, in a rush
of nameless generosity,
1516
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:12,840
who decided to return
1517
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,640
my Mona Lisa, my ancestor
1518
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:18,160
to France,
who was unable to distinguish
1519
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:20,680
a fake of the real one
for years.
1520
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:24,520
- No ! So here, as far as I'm concerned,
I always had doubts.
1521
01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:25,960
- Yeah, that's it.
1522
01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:30,160
Natacha speaks indistinctly.
1523
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,400
- I don't understand anything!
1524
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:38,440
I don't understand anything
what you tell me!
1525
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:46,200
- Champagne is so good.
Eh ?
1526
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:48,000
Too bad it stinks
1527
01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:49,360
mouth!
- Shh.
1528
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:52,400
They must be in one of the rooms.
1529
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:54,720
Intriguing music
1530
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:06,960
- What a horror.
1531
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:10,560
- Forgive.
1532
01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:16,960
- Ah, there are some who don't bother.
1533
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,200
Okay, well, I buy it.
1534
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:23,200
Eh ? I buy. I buy.
1535
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:24,480
- Very funny.
1536
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:26,880
- Oh, this view.
It's unbelievable.
1537
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:29,640
Oh my...
1538
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:32,920
I'll be fine there.
- Where could they have hidden them?
1539
01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:34,920
- It's crazy, this view. Hey !
1540
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:36,720
Say so.
1541
01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:40,400
There, there.
1542
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:43,800
- It's the girls!
- Well yes.
1543
01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:47,840
- Let's hurry.
1544
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,000
They will drown them.
1545
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:53,040
- Are you going to dive there?
Bad idea.
1546
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,560
She looks disgusting.
It's not the Seine.
1547
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,320
I stay there.
1548
01:15:01,480 --> 01:15:03,080
I'll slow you down.
1549
01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:04,920
- Here ?
- Yes, I'll take care of it.
1550
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:08,800
- We'll get rid of it.
- It's bath time.
1551
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:09,720
-Hello.
1552
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:12,680
The emergency exits are at the front,
1553
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:14,440
in the center and at the back!
1554
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:16,760
Luggage boxes!
1555
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:18,800
- For once it helps,
the instructions.
1556
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:20,960
This is for you.
1557
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:25,200
- Well done!
-Yes!
1558
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:26,680
- Come on !
1559
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:28,760
Ciao, ragazzi!
- Ciao!
1560
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:30,560
- We're going to get the Mona Lisa.
1561
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:32,040
The real one!
1562
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,520
Upbeat music
1563
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:41,920
- Hey!
1564
01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:44,600
Great.
1565
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:47,240
- You just had to wait
tranquillou bilou.
1566
01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:49,640
No one ever does as I say.
1567
01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:56,440
- I can't stop him!
1568
01:15:57,680 --> 01:15:58,640
Attention !
1569
01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:00,080
- Hey, softy...
1570
01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:03,040
You'll arrive quickly there!
1571
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:05,040
Oh, brake!
1572
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:07,360
- Let's jump!
1573
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:10,200
Come on, Colette!
1574
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:12,720
It's now!
1575
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:14,240
They scream.
1576
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:18,120
- Dear Mona Lisa,
1577
01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:22,160
France without you
is like a boat without a rudder,
1578
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:24,600
like a woman without a husband,
1579
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:27,040
like a speech without journalists.
1580
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:28,680
A gluten-free pizza.
1581
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:31,560
- I believe
that we have grasped the general idea.
1582
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:34,520
It's time to move on
upon return of the painting.
1583
01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:38,480
- Spectacular, your arrival.
1584
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:40,200
- What are you doing here?
1585
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:42,000
- I came to save you.
1586
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:43,800
- That's very nice.
1587
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:47,080
There, we are in a hurry.
We have things to do.
1588
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:49,560
If you could just follow us...
1589
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:52,480
- Come on, Walter!
- Do I ever get a break?
1590
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,800
Soft music
1591
01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:01,960
No, not there, there are little girls.
1592
01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:06,400
-Buongiorno.
- Buongiorno.
1593
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:11,760
- It's there.
1594
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:13,800
- Yes!
1595
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:19,920
Hubbub
1596
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:27,560
How does it open?
1597
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:37,320
- Yes ! I knew it!
1598
01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:40,880
The code.
1599
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:42,520
- I know. Try
1600
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:45,760
his mother's maiden name
or his cat.
1601
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:47,360
- It's an encrypted code.
1602
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,200
I saw there was a six.
1603
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:51,600
- I heard six numbers.
It makes us...
1604
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:53,600
468,559 possibilities.
1605
01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:57,520
- Oh my.
- We can do it.
1606
01:17:57,680 --> 01:18:00,600
- There was a six in the letter
of the narcissistic pervert.
1607
01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:03,240
"Otober 16, 1960."
But we don't know
1608
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:04,640
what ottobre means.
1609
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:06,600
-Ottobre, it’s October!
1610
01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:08,320
- Yes, yes!
1611
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:12,200
The date he met the other whore!
16-10-60!
1612
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:14,080
Colette growls.
1613
01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:16,200
Suspense music
1614
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:25,480
- The Mona Lisa!
- It's the real one!
1615
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:27,000
Enchanting music
1616
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,080
Alarm
1617
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:34,360
- My Mona Lisa!
- But she's there.
1618
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:36,160
She is behind you.
1619
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:38,720
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Gherardini
1620
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:41,160
obviously has an emergency.
Women...
1621
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:42,520
No, stay.
1622
01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:45,840
I had very important things
to tell you.
1623
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:48,040
Mona and I are a story...
1624
01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:50,080
- André, we have to run now.
1625
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:52,560
Come on !
- What is this outfit?
1626
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:54,120
- Who cares, follow me!
1627
01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:55,560
Hurry up !
1628
01:18:55,720 --> 01:18:58,880
- I was in the middle of a speech.
My little Jacques!
1629
01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:01,520
- Your little Jacques
fed up with it.
1630
01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:03,920
You can shut up,
just once?
1631
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:07,160
Your speeches are long and boring!
1632
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:11,360
We have one mouth and two ears
to listen twice as much as we speak.
1633
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:12,920
Can we run away now?
1634
01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:14,960
Alarm
1635
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:18,520
- I know how to listen, you know?
1636
01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:20,760
Suspense music
1637
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:29,520
- But...
- Are there two?
1638
01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:31,040
Give me that.
1639
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:32,760
- Show.
1640
01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:36,680
But who took the...
1641
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:38,360
- Which one is the real one?
1642
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:40,080
- Colette?
1643
01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:43,120
- I don't know.
I'm so talented that...
1644
01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:44,160
- And modest.
1645
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:45,640
- You, the model of humility...
1646
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:47,560
- This one, obviously.
1647
01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:48,680
Shooting
1648
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:50,040
Cris
1649
01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:54,200
- The seaplane! Follow me!
1650
01:19:57,440 --> 01:19:59,000
- No, you can't!
1651
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:01,720
We're not going to swim there.
There is a pedal boat.
1652
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:03,280
- Come!
1653
01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:05,400
Too bad, we abandon it!
1654
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:07,400
Wait for me!
1655
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,640
Panic cries
1656
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:12,800
Mona screams.
1657
01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:15,040
- Catch them!
1658
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:16,760
Catch them!
1659
01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:24,720
- The little fat guy escapes!
1660
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,560
- Wait for me!
1661
01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:29,320
- But faster! Pedal!
1662
01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:31,160
- Wait for me!
1663
01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:32,800
They say it's the fake one!
1664
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:34,160
Wait for me!
1665
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:37,320
Wait for me!
1666
01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:42,600
- We're going to throw you a buoy!
1667
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:47,080
- Pedal faster!
1668
01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:48,600
- They are too far away,
1669
01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:50,320
but the minister
said the Mona Lisa.
1670
01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:51,960
- Is this my Gioconda?
1671
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:54,520
Expert, go check it out!
1672
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:56,080
- Cease fire!
1673
01:20:56,880 --> 01:21:00,640
- SO ? Get over it, you're slow!
1674
01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:03,200
- Come on, come closer.
1675
01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:04,800
- Why do they shoot more?
1676
01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:06,280
Weird, right?
1677
01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:07,800
- SO ?
1678
01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:10,840
- It's ours, Mrs. Gherardini.
1679
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:11,920
I believe.
1680
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:14,200
Triumphant music
1681
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:32,640
- Do you know how to drive that?
1682
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,200
- I was in the Air Force.
1683
01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:35,360
Pass me your glasses,
1684
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:37,360
we don't see any better
than in the ass of a cow.
1685
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:38,880
- I'm flying!
1686
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:41,120
Walter, I'm flying!
1687
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:43,640
- My little Jacques,
1688
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:46,080
you may have
the makings of a leader.
1689
01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:47,960
What's your last name?
1690
01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:49,200
- Chirac, sir.
1691
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:52,880
- Jacques Chirac?
Lots of "ac", not sure it works.
1692
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:56,720
- I'm putting my foot down,
but is it the real one?
1693
01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,560
- Of course.
She will be at the Louvre.
1694
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:02,240
Natasha, give it to me.
- Wait.
1695
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:05,000
Can I ask you a favor?
1696
01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:07,040
- France does not pay ransom.
1697
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:10,000
- I don't want money.
- Oh? What, then?
1698
01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:14,760
- That's not true.
She never lets go.
1699
01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:18,160
- Please.
- Isn't your birthday coming up?
1700
01:22:19,320 --> 01:22:21,200
You are going to have a beautiful gift.
1701
01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:22,720
- Yes !
1702
01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:24,120
Hollaback Girl
(Gwen Stefani)
1703
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:26,440
- Be careful!
- Pardon !
1704
01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:27,640
-It's okay, it's okay.
1705
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:30,560
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
- THANKS !
1706
01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:32,440
- Happy birthday.
- THANKS !
1707
01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:46,720
Ladies and gentlemen,
1708
01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:50,360
we will land soon
in New York!
1709
01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:52,680
The temperature is 27 degrees.
1710
01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:55,360
The sky is blue.
There is a light west wind.
1711
01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:57,880
Captain Turbo
and crew
1712
01:22:58,040 --> 01:23:00,920
thank you
for choosing France Atlantic
1713
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:02,960
and hope to see you soon
1714
01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:04,240
on our lines.
1715
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:05,600
In any case, I'll be there.
1716
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:07,760
- It was my daughter who just spoke.
1717
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:10,240
She is a flight attendant.
1718
01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:12,680
So, we travel for free.
1719
01:23:13,440 --> 01:23:15,760
With my husband,
we are going to travel around the world.
1720
01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:17,560
- Great.
1721
01:23:17,720 --> 01:23:19,040
- See, Roger?
1722
01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:21,040
Oh, Roger?
1723
01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:22,960
The gentleman thinks it’s great.
1724
01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:26,840
- Great.
1725
01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:28,960
“Hollaback Girl”
(Gwen Stefani)
1726
01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:38,320
-Fasten your seat belts
and raise the back of your seats.
1727
01:23:38,480 --> 01:23:41,440
Ladies and gentlemen,
please fasten your belt
1728
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:44,800
and goes back
the back of your seat.
1729
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:48,480
- Luggage compartment.
Oh, sorry, excuse me.
1730
01:23:51,480 --> 01:23:52,920
Tablets, please.
1731
01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:54,120
Belt.
1732
01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:56,520
Tablet.
1733
01:23:57,120 --> 01:23:58,400
Alright.
1734
01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:04,640
- There you have it, this wonderful story
ends.
1735
01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:08,520
This is how Natacha achieved
her little girl's dream.
1736
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:11,240
- Is that you?
1737
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:12,400
- Pardon ?
1738
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:15,080
- It's you.
- How so ?
1739
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:19,160
No, I don't know at all
what you want to talk about.
1740
01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:22,080
Tell me, miss.
1741
01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:25,120
As your grandmother said:
1742
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:28,720
“When we want, we can.”
1743
01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:39,880
Upbeat music
1744
01:26:29,520 --> 01:26:31,840
Intriguing music
1745
01:26:42,960 --> 01:26:45,280
Magical music
1746
01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:08,560
Light upbeat music
1747
01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:48,240
Soft music
1748
01:28:45,080 --> 01:28:47,400
Intriguing music
1749
01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:07,200
Grand music