1 00:00:36,973 --> 00:00:42,187 The Gendarme and the Extra-Terrestrials (1979) FRE 25fps 1CD SRT 2 00:00:42,188 --> 00:00:47,402 Brought to you by NDNA @ www.opensubtitles.org 3 00:00:47,403 --> 00:00:52,618 Downloaded from http://v2.frigorifix.com/ 4 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:03,170 Put the luggage in the trunk! 5 00:01:06,008 --> 00:01:07,632 Sorry, my dear. 6 00:01:08,719 --> 00:01:13,132 Escape for a day or two. Perros-Guirec is not far away. 7 00:01:13,432 --> 00:01:16,388 Gisèle dreams of knowing you. 8 00:01:16,855 --> 00:01:19,098 I'll try, my dear. 9 00:01:20,443 --> 00:01:22,483 Watch out for speed cameras. 10 00:01:26,075 --> 00:01:28,827 There is one here. 11 00:01:29,412 --> 00:01:33,541 Another one there, and this one... 12 00:01:34,334 --> 00:01:35,829 My deer... 13 00:01:59,366 --> 00:02:02,451 Victor 6500, this is 650, can you hear me? 14 00:02:02,704 --> 00:02:06,404 6500, speak! - 6500 here, I'm listening to you. 15 00:02:06,832 --> 00:02:09,788 Make a blockade on the 559... 16 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:14,460 ... intercept car Oldsmobile 1919 RB 83. 17 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:16,885 Well received. Done. 18 00:03:05,907 --> 00:03:09,194 I listen. - Victor 6500, Toulon brigade? 19 00:03:09,453 --> 00:03:15,540 Find a huge calico and hang it across the road. 20 00:03:15,878 --> 00:03:21,551 And write in big very readable characters... 21 00:03:32,190 --> 00:03:35,560 Hello, ma'am. Do you want to get out of the vehicle? 22 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:48,623 Ludovic, what love. You are already there. 23 00:03:50,839 --> 00:03:55,169 Come on, get out of the car, quickly. 24 00:03:56,137 --> 00:03:58,889 Come on, faster. 25 00:04:03,021 --> 00:04:05,690 I'm going to go to the beach. 26 00:04:26,675 --> 00:04:29,000 My adjutant. - What happened? 27 00:04:29,428 --> 00:04:32,928 We just arrived. - Yes, but first? 28 00:04:33,266 --> 00:04:35,390 But we were gone. 29 00:04:36,270 --> 00:04:37,894 Follow me. 30 00:04:39,899 --> 00:04:45,275 We'll talk about it later, Cruchot, Beaupied, on patrol. 31 00:04:46,324 --> 00:04:50,323 From the pine forest, take the road Pampelonne and Gassin... 32 00:04:50,704 --> 00:04:54,324 ... then to Paillas and The Sellettes. 33 00:06:38,004 --> 00:06:41,290 Now that we are alone, call me my lieutenant. 34 00:06:41,550 --> 00:06:43,045 Good, captain. 35 00:06:46,347 --> 00:06:51,306 How pretty you are, my commander! How beautiful you seem to me! 36 00:06:52,105 --> 00:06:56,650 Without lying, if your warbling relates to your plumage, 37 00:06:56,944 --> 00:07:00,444 You are the phoenix guests of these woods. 38 00:07:00,907 --> 00:07:04,275 But yes, Colonel. My general... 39 00:07:13,046 --> 00:07:15,004 - What is it? - No idea. 40 00:07:15,174 --> 00:07:16,669 Go see what it is. 41 00:07:30,443 --> 00:07:32,982 I don't understand anything about it. Everything is normal. 42 00:07:37,744 --> 00:07:39,239 Go! 43 00:07:41,124 --> 00:07:42,618 Go! 44 00:07:50,093 --> 00:07:51,588 Go! 45 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:56,592 Go, I said! 46 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:05,854 Go! 47 00:08:08,658 --> 00:08:10,567 Get the hell out! 48 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:59,637 Chief... 49 00:09:00,389 --> 00:09:05,633 A saucer... a flying saucer! 50 00:09:06,271 --> 00:09:10,483 I saw her. She was there and she... 51 00:09:11,277 --> 00:09:14,233 She flew away. 52 00:09:14,698 --> 00:09:18,828 - I really saw her. - Yes, me too. 53 00:09:25,294 --> 00:09:30,967 It was a flying saucer, boss. She was huge. 54 00:09:31,553 --> 00:09:34,721 I really saw her. I saw her. 55 00:09:58,796 --> 00:10:02,497 - She was on the ground. - How many people inside? 56 00:10:02,759 --> 00:10:06,508 - I don't know. - And its length? 57 00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:10,431 - Very long. It was very long. - And the color? 58 00:10:10,686 --> 00:10:12,311 Metallic gray. 59 00:10:13,899 --> 00:10:18,110 Did you see? He gives press conferences. 60 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:26,575 He ridicules us. Make this stop! 61 00:10:26,831 --> 00:10:28,326 Right away ! 62 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:53,113 She was like that! 63 00:11:33,205 --> 00:11:38,792 I warn you. Don't worry not from me. What was she like? 64 00:11:39,879 --> 00:11:43,166 - Tropezoidal. - Trapezoidal. 65 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:47,130 Yes, trapezoidal, with square portholes. 66 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:51,174 - Previously, they were round. - Yes, circles and squares. 67 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:56,021 You first saw it spherical, then oval, and now tropezoidal. 68 00:11:56,275 --> 00:11:59,360 - Trapezoidal. - Shut up and type, Taupin. 69 00:11:59,947 --> 00:12:02,818 My adjutant, the m�hari is ready. 70 00:12:03,618 --> 00:12:06,490 I'll leave you. I want a report. 71 00:12:08,457 --> 00:12:11,744 He didn't see anything. He's an arsonist. 72 00:12:16,717 --> 00:12:19,255 So make an effort. 73 00:12:21,597 --> 00:12:23,924 It looked like a top. 74 00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:30,312 A top like the one my grandfather brought it back to me one Christmas evening. 75 00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:36,024 I will never forget it. With his beard white and her red dress. 76 00:12:36,450 --> 00:12:42,121 He walked 6 km to give it to me, my grandpa... 77 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:58,470 - Cruchot. - Yes, my adjutant... 78 00:12:59,062 --> 00:13:01,813 - How old are you? - Tuesday, my adjutant. 79 00:13:02,190 --> 00:13:04,944 No, I'm asking your age. 80 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:08,689 - Wednesday. - Are you kidding me? 81 00:13:08,948 --> 00:13:11,700 How old are you? Answer! 82 00:13:12,870 --> 00:13:17,498 - One, two, three... - Three? You look twice as much. 83 00:13:18,169 --> 00:13:21,253 How pretty you are, my adjutant! How beautiful you seem to me! 84 00:13:21,547 --> 00:13:25,131 Without lying, if your pot-au-lait looks like your cheese, 85 00:13:25,427 --> 00:13:29,759 What? Pot-au-lait? You're kidding me. 86 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,555 Do you have permission? 87 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,977 It's finished! 88 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:47,114 What ? What is it? 89 00:13:47,664 --> 00:13:49,372 Go see! 90 00:14:29,883 --> 00:14:34,711 The candles are there, the connecting rods also, as well as the pistons. 91 00:14:34,972 --> 00:14:37,429 Everything is normal. 92 00:14:45,736 --> 00:14:47,360 Leave it to me. 93 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,486 Go! 94 00:14:56,582 --> 00:14:58,207 Go! 95 00:14:59,836 --> 00:15:01,876 Go pee! 96 00:15:04,092 --> 00:15:06,333 Go pee! 97 00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:50,142 My adjutant... 98 00:15:52,443 --> 00:15:56,145 Here we go again! It's enough that I'm here. 99 00:15:58,994 --> 00:16:01,746 A flying saucer! 100 00:16:06,502 --> 00:16:08,829 A huge... 101 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:13,502 - What? Where? - Didn't you see? 102 00:16:13,762 --> 00:16:16,716 Didn't you see? Come see. 103 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:26,393 There. She was there. I swear. 104 00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,776 But I don't see anything. 105 00:16:34,079 --> 00:16:39,453 - Listen, there's nothing. - Yes, because suddenly... 106 00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:45,715 Maybe, but there is nothing there. 107 00:17:55,013 --> 00:17:58,512 - Can I be relieved? - What's the matter? 108 00:17:59,184 --> 00:18:04,347 It doesn't bother you your head, all these advertisements? 109 00:18:04,608 --> 00:18:07,978 Calm down. Go to my office. 110 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,240 I saw her. You have to believe me. 111 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:14,992 Yes, we saw her, as we see you. 112 00:18:15,247 --> 00:18:17,157 But what did you see? 113 00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:21,457 An unidentified Dubonnet in shape of T�fal on formica... 114 00:18:21,712 --> 00:18:26,340 ... with luminous Aspro and it went Bic, Bic, Bic,... 115 00:18:26,592 --> 00:18:29,463 Attention, Cruchot, you unlock. 116 00:18:29,721 --> 00:18:34,681 No, I changed two packets of laundry detergent for a packet of Ariel... 117 00:18:34,937 --> 00:18:36,847 ...and off we go to Yoplait. 118 00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:42,611 You have visions and more you are advertising. 119 00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:48,992 Me, my Fixudant? Not an Omo seemed like Ricard to me. Not an Omo. 120 00:18:55,796 --> 00:18:58,749 I know, Mr Mayor, but listen. 121 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:03,422 What do these press statements mean? Have you gone crazy? 122 00:19:03,681 --> 00:19:09,352 Let's not dramatize. Who said that they saw a Cinzano? 123 00:19:09,646 --> 00:19:14,393 It's not very Astra, but visibility was poor. 124 00:19:14,652 --> 00:19:19,694 We wouldn't have been able to distinguish a toaster Seb through Dior tights. 125 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:27,205 Advertising is the scourge of modern times. 126 00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:32,663 Take an Obao bath and rub yourself with Patenotre paprika. 127 00:20:04,964 --> 00:20:08,335 - What are you doing here? What do you want ? - Peace. 128 00:20:09,638 --> 00:20:14,051 We don't have any bad intentions for your planet. 129 00:20:14,309 --> 00:20:18,224 Help us and we will be friends. 130 00:20:18,481 --> 00:20:23,856 We sent here a reconnaissance group, to study the customs of Earthlings... 131 00:20:24,114 --> 00:20:26,571 ...by mingling with the population. 132 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,949 You have the imaginative rose! 133 00:20:29,245 --> 00:20:34,205 We chose St-Tropez for its Breed sampling during the holidays. 134 00:20:34,836 --> 00:20:40,923 That's enough. Go live somewhere else, or I'll paste you a sample of PV. 135 00:20:41,885 --> 00:20:45,670 - I see you don't believe me. - Come on, outside! 136 00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:53,431 Where is he? Where is he? 137 00:21:01,369 --> 00:21:05,781 Take on appearance and voice of a human being... 138 00:21:06,124 --> 00:21:08,580 is easy for us. 139 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:14,214 We can do more. Much more. 140 00:21:15,511 --> 00:21:19,723 Don't make us throw away confusion among you. 141 00:21:20,851 --> 00:21:24,551 Let's be friends, my brother. 142 00:21:31,531 --> 00:21:33,987 Boss, I have one! 143 00:21:41,002 --> 00:21:43,753 Where is he? Where is he? 144 00:21:44,255 --> 00:21:47,210 Chief, chief... 145 00:21:55,435 --> 00:21:58,306 They are there, they are there. 146 00:21:58,731 --> 00:22:01,187 - Who ? - Extra-terrestrials. 147 00:22:01,443 --> 00:22:06,485 I saw one. They can take anyone's appearance. 148 00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:09,696 Below, it was me! 149 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:13,538 They are indestructible. They don't feel pain. 150 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:17,333 When you knock on it, It sounds hollow. 151 00:22:21,761 --> 00:22:24,927 You scared me. I thought you were in bed. 152 00:22:26,474 --> 00:22:30,888 - What's wrong with him? - I saw him, my adjutant. 153 00:22:31,689 --> 00:22:37,563 - Go to bed. - It sounds hollow. I saw it. 154 00:22:40,701 --> 00:22:44,199 - He must have been dreaming. - No, Mr Cruchot. 155 00:22:44,453 --> 00:22:48,370 We spoke to him, but he is a limited mind. 156 00:22:48,627 --> 00:22:53,669 - I hope for more understanding from you? - Of course, my adjutant. 157 00:22:54,175 --> 00:23:01,308 Don't let it be known that we are among you. It is a peaceful recognition. 158 00:23:02,185 --> 00:23:07,228 You spoke very well. You would make a good comedic actor. 159 00:23:07,567 --> 00:23:14,652 A glass of sloe before to return to your saucer? 160 00:23:25,463 --> 00:23:29,249 - Is this enough? - Yes, general. 161 00:23:30,011 --> 00:23:35,682 Mr President, my eminence, At your command, my eminence. 162 00:24:06,766 --> 00:24:09,933 Stay calm and discreet. 163 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:31,082 Oil... it's oil. 164 00:24:32,463 --> 00:24:33,959 Oil... 165 00:25:34,832 --> 00:25:37,704 Already back? And your meeting? 166 00:25:37,962 --> 00:25:40,418 It's tomorrow. I was wrong. 167 00:25:47,432 --> 00:25:51,216 - You must be tired. - I'm broken. 168 00:25:52,647 --> 00:25:54,889 I'm making you a little pick-me-up. 169 00:26:04,453 --> 00:26:07,325 - Madam... - Mr Cruchot. 170 00:26:08,042 --> 00:26:12,372 - Do you need anything? - He's not your husband. 171 00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:18,003 - Your husband is not your husband. - But Mr Cruchot... 172 00:26:18,262 --> 00:26:22,675 It's an extra-terrestrial who copied his features. 173 00:26:22,934 --> 00:26:26,720 - You don't have a fever? - Do you have a drink? 174 00:26:27,148 --> 00:26:28,857 A glass to drink. 175 00:26:38,079 --> 00:26:42,207 - You're not going to drink that? - No, but your husband does. 176 00:26:42,834 --> 00:26:47,165 You will see. He is insensitive to the pain and it rings hollow. 177 00:27:05,112 --> 00:27:08,196 Cruchot, what are you doing here? 178 00:27:09,659 --> 00:27:12,198 - Swallow, my adjutant. - It's what ? 179 00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:14,905 Drink, it's a surprise. 180 00:27:20,589 --> 00:27:24,718 - You are crazy, Cruchot. - There are two of you. 181 00:27:24,969 --> 00:27:29,099 - The other sounds hollow and he drinks oil. - I'm afraid. 182 00:27:29,351 --> 00:27:33,977 Beaupied saw one, me too and it was you! 183 00:27:34,857 --> 00:27:40,233 Get out! We'll talk about it again tomorrow when you are normal. 184 00:27:40,531 --> 00:27:42,987 Outside, I don't want to see you anymore. 185 00:27:46,413 --> 00:27:50,198 A brigade that I was so proud of. 186 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,788 It's the end of an era. 187 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,865 Be careful! 188 00:28:27,505 --> 00:28:31,505 Rest. I'm going to keep it short, gentlemen. 189 00:28:32,638 --> 00:28:38,642 Testimonies on flying objects are becoming dangerously widespread in our ranks. 190 00:28:39,104 --> 00:28:42,688 It turns into a collective hallucination. 191 00:28:48,199 --> 00:28:52,328 The statements of some on so-called extra-terrestrials... 192 00:28:52,578 --> 00:28:55,330 ...are imaginary and without foundation. 193 00:28:55,581 --> 00:28:59,913 - But I touched one too. - Shut up! 194 00:29:00,338 --> 00:29:03,708 Stop ridiculing us. 195 00:29:04,969 --> 00:29:08,753 If you have anything new, come talk to me. 196 00:29:09,808 --> 00:29:11,433 Break up! 197 00:29:11,687 --> 00:29:16,515 - But the homeland is in danger. - Silence ! You don't respond to a column. 198 00:29:16,775 --> 00:29:18,816 I will accompany you, my colonel. 199 00:29:24,535 --> 00:29:27,905 This is one of them. It's them! 200 00:29:30,126 --> 00:29:31,954 No, not the colonel. 201 00:29:33,296 --> 00:29:36,250 Come. My wife will make you some tea. 202 00:29:52,445 --> 00:29:56,229 This is not regulatory, you know it. 203 00:30:17,517 --> 00:30:19,760 Stop him. Stop him. 204 00:30:22,650 --> 00:30:24,145 Dirty... 205 00:30:24,653 --> 00:30:30,526 My colonel, excuse me for him, for her, for me. Excuse me. 206 00:30:31,118 --> 00:30:34,204 It's depression, hallucinogenic mushrooms. 207 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:40,081 Don't fall for it. This is one. You have to undress him. 208 00:30:50,059 --> 00:30:53,429 Lock him in his room. 209 00:30:54,105 --> 00:30:58,104 This way, my colonel. 210 00:31:09,665 --> 00:31:12,751 Gently. I'm going to grab a chair. 211 00:31:13,337 --> 00:31:16,090 Quick, a chair. 212 00:31:18,927 --> 00:31:22,297 What is happening to him? What have I done? 213 00:31:22,599 --> 00:31:25,138 It's incomprehensible. 214 00:31:25,436 --> 00:31:30,597 This is unforgivable. He came out under the sun without his kepi. 215 00:31:31,109 --> 00:31:35,439 - He received a hammer blow. - Yes, Gerber, but... 216 00:31:35,948 --> 00:31:41,739 In '17, in Champagne. The mutinies had to be put down! 217 00:31:42,290 --> 00:31:45,873 A finger of Orange Blossom will perk you up. 218 00:31:55,765 --> 00:31:58,302 Your herbal tea is rough. 219 00:32:00,896 --> 00:32:05,856 I will think about the sequels to give to this matter. 220 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:11,362 - You're not in too much pain? - No, it's nothing. 221 00:32:40,027 --> 00:32:43,729 My adjutant, Cruchot, escaped. 222 00:32:44,325 --> 00:32:45,950 Follow me. 223 00:32:49,082 --> 00:32:51,121 My Son... 224 00:32:51,625 --> 00:32:55,956 Be careful, the uniform does not make you invulnerable. 225 00:33:00,136 --> 00:33:02,379 Ride, Mother, ride. 226 00:33:08,189 --> 00:33:13,230 - You haven't seen Cruchot? - No, I didn't see anything. 227 00:33:15,489 --> 00:33:20,946 - But they are your colleagues. - I'm on a secret mission. Let's ride. 228 00:33:21,287 --> 00:33:23,327 I ride for you, my Son. 229 00:34:04,342 --> 00:34:09,384 The fate of Humanity is at stake. I am alone. 230 00:34:09,682 --> 00:34:13,679 No, my Son, God protects those who lead his fight. 231 00:34:14,144 --> 00:34:15,639 The adjutant! 232 00:34:32,376 --> 00:34:35,663 Have you seen Cruchot? 233 00:34:36,006 --> 00:34:40,752 - Did something happen to him? - No, but he needs to rest. 234 00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:43,883 I wanted to warn you in case you see it. 235 00:34:44,142 --> 00:34:48,556 We help and comfort those who are in disarray. 236 00:34:48,814 --> 00:34:52,894 Don't count on us to help you. 237 00:34:53,152 --> 00:34:56,236 Very good, my Sister. Bye. 238 00:35:24,148 --> 00:35:25,774 My Sister... 239 00:35:27,403 --> 00:35:30,155 Did you see...wait. 240 00:35:31,242 --> 00:35:34,825 Let me help you. It's too heavy. Leave it to me. 241 00:35:47,303 --> 00:35:51,004 Did you find it? Keep looking. 242 00:35:53,643 --> 00:35:55,471 What is it? Are you sick? 243 00:35:56,521 --> 00:35:58,349 Where do you want to go? 244 00:36:09,621 --> 00:36:11,116 Are you in pain? 245 00:36:13,377 --> 00:36:15,001 Are you suffering? 246 00:36:16,630 --> 00:36:19,716 - Who did this? - They hit me... 247 00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:22,294 Who? The Mother? 248 00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:28,187 The Mother... 249 00:36:30,356 --> 00:36:32,397 She's strong, you know. 250 00:36:36,446 --> 00:36:38,570 Continue. 251 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,495 - Where is it? - I don't know. 252 00:36:47,252 --> 00:36:49,291 The laundry is there. 253 00:37:23,882 --> 00:37:25,376 Monsignor... 254 00:37:27,970 --> 00:37:33,012 - How is our community doing? - Wonderfully, Monsignor. 255 00:37:33,393 --> 00:37:38,139 We moved in a new garden. Come see. 256 00:38:05,433 --> 00:38:07,970 My Mother... 257 00:38:19,033 --> 00:38:22,403 Look what I have found in the laundry room. 258 00:38:37,471 --> 00:38:41,684 It's Warrant Officer Gerber. He commands our gendarmes. 259 00:38:58,123 --> 00:39:02,750 Are you still here? Who asked to do that? Is that you? 260 00:39:03,004 --> 00:39:06,790 - No, Mother. - It was me who proposed. 261 00:39:07,135 --> 00:39:11,881 It's very kind, but it's not not a mixed community. 262 00:39:12,224 --> 00:39:15,808 Is this yours? 263 00:39:17,439 --> 00:39:19,764 Monsignor, my Mother... 264 00:39:25,490 --> 00:39:31,364 We have praised the qualities of your choir. I would like her to be there at the Assumption procession. 265 00:39:31,664 --> 00:39:36,079 - Can I hear it? - Of course. I call the sisters. 266 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:13,196 It's very pretty. Very pretty. 267 00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:20,487 Who is this sister which went a little off the rails? 268 00:42:22,669 --> 00:42:28,756 - Who is it ? - Sister Cruchotte from Newfoundland. 269 00:42:29,344 --> 00:42:34,505 She caught a cold evangelizing the Eskimaus. 270 00:42:39,564 --> 00:42:46,399 It must have been a mission exhilarating, my Sister. 271 00:42:50,495 --> 00:42:54,493 How its distant peoples did they receive the Word of Christ? 272 00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:58,452 She is voiceless, my adjutant... my lord. 273 00:42:59,923 --> 00:43:02,166 How did they receive the Word... 274 00:43:34,342 --> 00:43:37,926 To the thief! To the thief! 275 00:43:39,431 --> 00:43:42,302 What is it my Son? 276 00:43:42,559 --> 00:43:48,646 A guy stole a can of oil at the station. 277 00:43:49,026 --> 00:43:51,269 Oil? Where is he? 278 00:43:51,530 --> 00:43:56,690 - He hid in the chapel. - Let's go see. 279 00:44:28,784 --> 00:44:33,531 In the Name of the Father, of the Son and the Holy Spirit. 280 00:44:34,375 --> 00:44:38,917 The Grace of Jesus, our Lord, the Love of God the Father... 281 00:44:39,170 --> 00:44:42,756 ...and the communion of the Holy Spirit be always with you. 282 00:44:43,052 --> 00:44:44,546 And with your Spirit. 283 00:44:44,803 --> 00:44:49,431 I confess to Almighty God, Creator of Heaven and Earth... 284 00:44:49,768 --> 00:44:53,469 ...to Jesus Christ, his Son One, our Lord... 285 00:44:53,773 --> 00:44:56,526 ...to the Blessed Virgin Mary... 286 00:44:56,777 --> 00:45:00,277 ... � St Jean-Baptiste, � St-Michel the Archangel... 287 00:45:00,615 --> 00:45:03,154 ...to his apostles, Peter and Paul... 288 00:45:03,619 --> 00:45:06,704 ...to all Saints and to all my Brothers... 289 00:45:07,165 --> 00:45:13,039 ...that I have sinned much by words, by actions and omissions... 290 00:45:13,673 --> 00:45:18,501 ...it's my fault, it's my fault, This is my biggest fault. 291 00:45:28,984 --> 00:45:31,938 I will return it. I'm not a thief. 292 00:45:32,445 --> 00:45:34,071 My bottle. 293 00:45:36,661 --> 00:45:39,530 It's my fault, it's my fault. 294 00:45:40,873 --> 00:45:45,500 - I need one. - Take this one. 295 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,042 My adjutant... 296 00:46:25,762 --> 00:46:28,718 Now he dresses like a nun. 297 00:46:31,562 --> 00:46:35,063 Nothing stops you, not even sacrilege. 298 00:46:35,483 --> 00:46:39,397 - The Good Lord punished him. - Let's take it in the car. 299 00:46:40,406 --> 00:46:42,031 As a good sister... 300 00:46:58,846 --> 00:47:01,800 This is the war council. 301 00:47:24,168 --> 00:47:28,713 Thanks again. Without you, we returned on foot. 302 00:47:29,384 --> 00:47:35,589 The number plate is illegible, it is missing a headlight and the left turn signal does not work. 303 00:47:35,850 --> 00:47:38,805 You will say that these are details, but I have to. 304 00:47:39,187 --> 00:47:45,606 Nothing serious. 2 or 3 priority refusals and speeding. Looking forward to it! 305 00:48:16,984 --> 00:48:20,686 I need one. 306 00:49:07,715 --> 00:49:09,209 Taupin... 307 00:49:11,218 --> 00:49:17,091 You're such a good kisser. I never met a guy like you. 308 00:49:41,799 --> 00:49:46,129 Taupin. We're going to talk about it at the Gendarmerie. Come on ! 309 00:49:53,854 --> 00:49:55,680 Attention ! 310 00:50:22,557 --> 00:50:24,466 Where can he be? 311 00:50:25,268 --> 00:50:30,513 We have to find him before tonight, or I'll have to alert higher authorities. 312 00:50:30,776 --> 00:50:34,904 Beaupied, in town with me. The rest on the beach. 313 00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:47,125 My Son... 314 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:50,374 My Mother... 315 00:50:52,093 --> 00:50:57,468 - Shall we tan? - I fit into the environment. 316 00:50:58,017 --> 00:51:02,229 Like the worker priests. Is your investigation progressing? 317 00:51:02,481 --> 00:51:08,153 They disguise themselves as policemen and kiss girls to discredit us. 318 00:51:08,405 --> 00:51:12,736 - Who, my Son? - It would take too long. Bye. 319 00:52:31,592 --> 00:52:34,463 I hold them. I need one. 320 00:52:36,181 --> 00:52:38,934 Don't leave. 321 00:53:24,533 --> 00:53:28,116 Standing. We have to catch them. Be careful! 322 00:53:29,454 --> 00:53:32,541 Languishing lamps on deep cushions... 323 00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:35,790 ... all impregnated with odors... 324 00:53:36,047 --> 00:53:41,208 Coming forward more cuddly than the pale Angels, to disturb the rest, my soul was put. 325 00:53:41,512 --> 00:53:46,889 And candor, united with lubricity, gave a new charm to these metamorphoses. 326 00:53:48,772 --> 00:53:51,856 His arms defeated, thrown like beautiful souls... 327 00:53:52,151 --> 00:53:55,105 ... knew everything, everything appears its fragile Beauty... 328 00:53:56,073 --> 00:54:00,700 In what state they left them for me! 329 00:54:02,539 --> 00:54:04,164 Enter. 330 00:54:05,585 --> 00:54:08,040 Am I not disturbing you, Mr Gerber? 331 00:54:08,671 --> 00:54:11,756 Mrs. Cruchot, come in. 332 00:54:13,176 --> 00:54:19,051 - Did you shorten your vacation? - I have no news from Ludovic. 333 00:54:19,393 --> 00:54:22,559 You did well to come back. 334 00:54:23,105 --> 00:54:26,392 He thinks he sees saucers, extra-terrestrials. 335 00:54:26,652 --> 00:54:31,279 He molested the colonel and disguised himself as a good sister. 336 00:54:31,533 --> 00:54:35,116 It's terrible. Where is he? 337 00:54:35,370 --> 00:54:41,375 On the run. The latest news, it was close to Pampelonne beach. 338 00:54:41,628 --> 00:54:43,669 Excuse me. 339 00:54:47,219 --> 00:54:51,764 My kisses are light like ephemeral ones that caress, in the evening, the large transparent lakes. 340 00:54:52,017 --> 00:54:56,431 I feel dark terrors falling upon me and black battalions of scattered ghosts. 341 00:54:56,815 --> 00:55:01,773 Let our closed curtains separate us of the World and that Weariness brings Rest. 342 00:55:02,070 --> 00:55:08,276 She was looking, with eyes troubled by the storm, his naivety and the already distant Heaven. 343 00:56:13,617 --> 00:56:16,904 Excuse me, I thought it was my wife. 344 00:56:58,173 --> 00:57:00,213 Hello, miss. 345 00:57:42,603 --> 00:57:48,809 This is what you use your hobbies instead of joining me. 346 00:57:49,111 --> 00:57:52,481 But no, my dear, I will explain to you. 347 00:57:55,869 --> 00:58:00,913 You're going to pay me for it. Wait. 348 00:58:12,642 --> 00:58:17,684 She's not your wife. It's a copy. 349 00:58:18,439 --> 00:58:20,978 Taste it and you will see. 350 00:59:36,914 --> 00:59:40,911 This gendarme continues to follow us, 351 00:59:41,626 --> 00:59:44,296 it's getting boring, 352 00:59:44,589 --> 00:59:47,460 do something. 353 01:00:10,746 --> 01:00:14,117 Thank God you are there. I can explain everything. 354 01:00:14,501 --> 01:00:18,415 - This woman... - She was a Martian, yes. 355 01:00:18,672 --> 01:00:22,042 Enough with these stories! 356 01:00:22,343 --> 01:00:26,556 Nobody believes me, but it's true. They exist. 357 01:00:26,933 --> 01:00:32,936 My poor Ludovic, you have need for tenderness and affection. 358 01:00:33,858 --> 01:00:38,901 What you want, my dear, but don't talk to me about divorce anymore. 359 01:00:39,490 --> 01:00:44,948 Let's go to dinner at a small inn. The campaign will be very beneficial to you. 360 01:00:45,205 --> 01:00:47,662 At your pleasure, my dear. 361 01:00:54,551 --> 01:00:59,594 These escapades are delicious. I am happy, relaxed. 362 01:00:59,849 --> 01:01:04,179 - Look at the road, anyway. - I know it by heart. 363 01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:15,448 You had a memory lapse... 364 01:01:15,701 --> 01:01:19,072 I feel young, so young. I want to kiss you. 365 01:01:19,373 --> 01:01:20,867 No, look at the road. 366 01:01:41,358 --> 01:01:46,402 I know the trick. Lure me in the woods after all these years? 367 01:01:47,116 --> 01:01:51,529 - I assure you, my Heart... - You are like a schoolboy. 368 01:01:52,873 --> 01:01:55,412 It's touching and it's flattering. 369 01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:04,630 There's no hurry, why not not take a walk? 370 01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:09,723 - It would whet our appetite. - You are right. 371 01:02:09,978 --> 01:02:15,222 Let's take advantage of these rare moments. 372 01:02:18,863 --> 01:02:22,233 Do you remember of our first meeting? 373 01:02:23,035 --> 01:02:28,708 Speeding. Dangerous overtaking, refusal to comply, I liked you immediately. 374 01:02:29,002 --> 01:02:33,961 Nothing has changed. It seems to me like it was yesterday. 375 01:02:34,257 --> 01:02:39,930 Yes, Ludovic. Our love is incomparable. 376 01:02:40,225 --> 01:02:44,353 He must stay strong and pure as the 1st day. 377 01:02:44,604 --> 01:02:48,733 - My little bird. - But when I I saw you astride this woman... 378 01:02:48,985 --> 01:02:52,071 I thought she was an alien. 379 01:02:52,323 --> 01:02:57,993 Even if they exist, forget them. Let's think about ourselves. 380 01:02:58,245 --> 01:03:00,784 My Love... 381 01:03:43,052 --> 01:03:45,722 Josepha, I love you. 382 01:04:11,504 --> 01:04:14,043 Let us flee, Josepha. Come on ! 383 01:04:24,020 --> 01:04:26,689 Go up the stairs, Mr Cruchot. 384 01:04:37,745 --> 01:04:41,742 - Inside, Mr Cruchot. - No. 385 01:04:42,750 --> 01:04:45,917 Chief, are you there? 386 01:04:50,093 --> 01:04:52,003 This is not true. 387 01:05:39,112 --> 01:05:42,814 - Where are you? - Here. 388 01:05:46,539 --> 01:05:51,284 My little ones, I love you. I adore you. 389 01:05:51,628 --> 01:05:54,166 My little Tricards, Berlicot. 390 01:05:54,506 --> 01:05:58,505 - We have to bring you back. - My dear, where are you? 391 01:05:59,179 --> 01:06:00,887 Into the woods, boss. 392 01:06:01,139 --> 01:06:03,180 Are you kidding me? 393 01:06:03,643 --> 01:06:07,640 Come on, my dear, it's a misunderstanding. 394 01:06:07,981 --> 01:06:12,942 No, we have nothing left tell us. Call my lawyer. 395 01:06:15,742 --> 01:06:21,947 It's between them and me. Or I prove Their existence or my marriage is ruined. 396 01:06:22,417 --> 01:06:25,371 I'm going for a walk with my wife. 397 01:06:25,629 --> 01:06:30,255 Cruchot, your wife is upset. I was moved. 398 01:06:30,509 --> 01:06:35,339 You will hear me. For now, stay here. 399 01:06:35,599 --> 01:06:39,301 - They exist! - Stay here! 400 01:06:39,563 --> 01:06:43,265 - Goodbye, gentlemen. - Bye. Enjoy your meal. 401 01:06:47,238 --> 01:06:50,324 I'm the one in charge, I am the biggest. 402 01:06:50,576 --> 01:06:55,038 I'm the one in charge, I am the strongest. 403 01:06:55,290 --> 01:06:57,961 I'm the one in charge, I am the biggest. 404 01:06:58,211 --> 01:07:01,912 I'm the one in charge, because I have the chair. 405 01:07:08,932 --> 01:07:11,056 Silence. Listen. 406 01:07:15,817 --> 01:07:21,273 It fell out of the bag from one of the girls on the beach. 407 01:07:26,997 --> 01:07:28,492 They emit a code. 408 01:07:28,791 --> 01:07:33,003 A salad for 1 and a makala for the 8th. 409 01:07:33,796 --> 01:07:37,926 It comes from the Cabanon. Makala is their specialty. 410 01:07:38,386 --> 01:07:41,969 - You are under arrest. - We can't go there. 411 01:07:42,265 --> 01:07:44,508 I order. Come on ! 412 01:07:59,121 --> 01:08:00,614 Follow me. 413 01:08:11,510 --> 01:08:14,796 They never end. Can I leave? 414 01:08:17,476 --> 01:08:19,385 How are you ? 415 01:08:33,536 --> 01:08:38,996 They are crazy. They only eat salad and you know what they drink? 416 01:08:39,254 --> 01:08:41,163 I know, thank you. 417 01:08:45,427 --> 01:08:49,012 This way, and act naturally. 418 01:10:06,694 --> 01:10:09,650 Do not approach or you will cease to exist. 419 01:10:29,849 --> 01:10:35,723 Forget what you saw. Forget our existence. 420 01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:41,692 The entire city could suffer the same fate. Think about it. 421 01:10:56,548 --> 01:10:58,172 Come on, let's go. 422 01:11:02,933 --> 01:11:08,390 What are you doing here? And in uniform? 423 01:11:09,523 --> 01:11:13,653 - You were under arrest. - An emergency. 424 01:11:13,904 --> 01:11:16,442 - Can we know? - A false alarm. 425 01:11:16,699 --> 01:11:21,029 - Bad jokers. - Don't hang around here. I'm going to eat. 426 01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:28,412 - Was it here? - What, my adjutant? 427 01:11:28,756 --> 01:11:32,671 - The restaurant, the Cabanon. - There's nothing here. 428 01:11:32,927 --> 01:11:35,051 - How ? - There was never a restaurant. 429 01:11:35,305 --> 01:11:38,259 There has always been a restaurant here. 430 01:11:38,976 --> 01:11:43,106 - Never ? I've been coming here for years. - Never. 431 01:11:43,358 --> 01:11:49,978 But it’s been years! I came the day before yesterday. 432 01:11:52,868 --> 01:11:54,696 I was sitting here. 433 01:11:56,498 --> 01:11:59,665 I ate a stew there. 434 01:12:01,629 --> 01:12:04,915 I'm not crazy. But I'm not crazy. 435 01:12:05,801 --> 01:12:10,216 You're kidding me. Someone is messing with me. 436 01:12:10,601 --> 01:12:16,355 But no. Some see aliens and others from restaurants. 437 01:12:18,526 --> 01:12:23,985 Return to the Gendarmerie. I will clarify this. 438 01:12:30,583 --> 01:12:32,659 Mr. Gerber... 439 01:12:34,045 --> 01:12:39,632 You'll never guess what's happening to me? My restaurant was stolen. 440 01:12:49,355 --> 01:12:51,811 - Where is the Shed? - It was stolen. 441 01:12:53,527 --> 01:12:55,152 What a time... 442 01:15:11,572 --> 01:15:17,245 It's true, it's true. 443 01:15:25,717 --> 01:15:28,470 We go in circles. 444 01:15:39,735 --> 01:15:42,190 And if we... no, that won't work. 445 01:15:44,782 --> 01:15:46,822 - Or... - No, go back to sleep. 446 01:15:49,621 --> 01:15:54,451 We catch one, we dissect it and we find the fault. 447 01:15:54,753 --> 01:15:59,582 - It won't be easy. - Especially if they disguise themselves. 448 01:16:00,094 --> 01:16:03,462 We must have a sign of recognition. 449 01:16:03,721 --> 01:16:07,639 - Which ? - We wear k�pis à la Blériot. 450 01:16:17,947 --> 01:16:19,573 No... 451 01:16:20,660 --> 01:16:23,827 There's some in there. 452 01:17:16,979 --> 01:17:18,605 Everything is fine. 453 01:17:19,566 --> 01:17:21,394 You were right. 454 01:17:21,653 --> 01:17:24,607 They exist. Here's what's left of it. 455 01:17:54,735 --> 01:17:58,236 Did you see? It's all rusty. 456 01:17:58,573 --> 01:18:03,615 There you go! We hold them. They rust. 457 01:18:04,372 --> 01:18:07,457 They rust. We hold them. They rust. 458 01:18:08,127 --> 01:18:11,711 - How will we recognize them? - The shower... 459 01:19:02,110 --> 01:19:04,982 Have you all gone crazy? 460 01:19:05,281 --> 01:19:10,240 We received 142 complaints. 142. 461 01:19:16,837 --> 01:19:23,458 We persecute passers-by without thinking to the problems? Drunk antics! 462 01:19:23,846 --> 01:19:28,675 Are you an ass comb? Put on your caps properly! 463 01:19:28,935 --> 01:19:32,637 Why did you put your Lindbergh kepis? 464 01:19:32,899 --> 01:19:37,312 How is this possible? What about do you think Mr civil servant? 465 01:19:37,946 --> 01:19:40,070 - And you, Bertier? - Me too. 466 01:19:40,407 --> 01:19:44,738 I've had enough of your antics. We're in a mess because of you. 467 01:19:44,997 --> 01:19:51,251 The Martians are among us. We We must therefore take precautions. 468 01:19:51,505 --> 01:19:56,667 So, stop yelling! We know how to exterminate them. 469 01:19:56,971 --> 01:19:59,212 By spraying passers-by? 470 01:19:59,473 --> 01:20:04,636 - How to exterminate them? - They are rusting, my colonel. 471 01:20:06,276 --> 01:20:09,774 Water, and that's it what's left of it. 472 01:20:16,578 --> 01:20:21,822 - You are not convinced, my colonel? - Amazing. 473 01:20:23,378 --> 01:20:25,501 It's unimaginable. 474 01:20:28,008 --> 01:20:31,176 Catch one and bring him back to me. 475 01:20:31,639 --> 01:20:33,965 - We're going to attract them. - How ? 476 01:20:34,558 --> 01:20:40,145 Like hunting. With a caller, a fake saucer. 477 01:20:40,481 --> 01:20:43,437 A fake saucer and presto... 478 01:20:46,532 --> 01:20:50,115 Go ahead, I've got you covered. 479 01:20:54,541 --> 01:20:59,371 But it's your responsibility. Isn't it? 480 01:20:59,673 --> 01:21:03,043 I don't get wet. 481 01:21:18,656 --> 01:21:21,609 - Everything is ready. - Let's go. 482 01:21:39,431 --> 01:21:44,889 The light of the stars is wonderful. 483 01:21:45,564 --> 01:21:50,725 The closest is Proxima du Centaur, about 4 1/3 light years away. 484 01:21:50,987 --> 01:21:56,149 And 1500 to Deneb, near the Constellation Cygnus which is further away. 485 01:21:56,494 --> 01:21:59,448 This is the Big Dipper. 486 01:22:01,666 --> 01:22:07,672 - The one who shines is Alta�r. - And that's the Little Dipper. 487 01:22:07,967 --> 01:22:10,505 Oh, a little bear... 488 01:22:11,136 --> 01:22:14,221 - They must come from there. - Shut up! 489 01:22:14,473 --> 01:22:17,430 And that’s the saucer! 490 01:23:43,919 --> 01:23:46,457 - Is that you, my adjutant? - It's me. 491 01:23:48,675 --> 01:23:51,760 - Is that you? - It's us. 492 01:23:52,096 --> 01:23:53,721 I am here. 493 01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:57,393 It's them. 494 01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:30,636 Does everyone know what they should do? Wait for contact to attack. 495 01:24:33,606 --> 01:24:35,100 On the attack! 496 01:24:59,346 --> 01:25:03,891 We are the last defenses of civilization. Hand to hand! 497 01:25:26,129 --> 01:25:27,754 Fall back. 498 01:29:13,077 --> 01:29:15,747 Look at this mess at the port. 499 01:29:15,997 --> 01:29:19,368 Let's get back to serious things. Take out your notebooks.