1 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,193 Why weren't these in water? - How should I know? 2 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,592 Hello. - Hello and welcome. 3 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,919 You gave the signal? - Yes. We'll do it after this song. 4 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,753 Thanks to our lovely band. 5 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:08,756 Dear wedding guests, especially the ladies. 6 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:12,391 Now you should come closer to the stage - 7 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:16,395 because soon is the moment many of you have been waiting for. 8 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,438 The throwing of the bouquet! 9 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,872 Don't be shy. There's plenty of space in the first row. 10 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,158 Good. Soon the bouquet will be flying. 11 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:32,552 One of you will be the next happy bride. 12 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,753 Congratulations. - Thank you. 13 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:39,956 Here! - I'm here! 14 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,793 Here! 15 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:15,311 Was there a last-minute change? - I was gonna ask you the same. 16 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,073 I don't know those people. 17 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,592 Yeah, yeah. 18 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:25,673 What? An escape on motorcycles? 19 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,392 Can you take these off? - Be quiet. 20 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:32,952 No games. - Okay. 21 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,598 Hey! That's not part of the official program! 22 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,395 Let them have their show. They won't make it far. 23 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,354 Pasanen, you too! 24 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:11,154 Come on! 25 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,920 You've put a lot of effort into this. 26 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:46,391 The wedding waltz is supposed to start at 8:30- 27 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,240 because Vilma's parents need to leave early. 28 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,513 Minka knows your schedule, right? - Which one is Minka? 29 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,432 Our wedding planner. 30 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,870 You understand the problem? 31 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,636 You won't find happiness - 32 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:14,989 by creating an impression of love for your friends and family. 33 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:22,312 Those two might've missed their happiness, - 34 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,915 running after the wrong things. 35 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,152 Why did you get married? 36 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,390 Hey, you! Girls! 37 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:38,871 You're on private property. You have no business being there. 38 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,477 Who hired you? - No one. 39 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:46,749 You probably don't understand it, but love is not business. 40 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:50,960 It is in this case. The budget of that wedding is 120,000 euros. 41 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,959 Well? 42 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:18,071 THICK LASHES OF LAURI MÄNTYVAARA 43 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:22,633 When I was younger, I was surprised to learn - 44 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:27,033 how many gorgeous women my age had low self-esteem. 45 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:30,193 A woman can be ambitious and successful in her career, - 46 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:34,115 but emotionally her self-esteem is at rock bottom. 47 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,870 In my work as a wedding planner, I've noticed - 48 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,790 that every woman who's planning her wedding - 49 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,435 is determined and self-confident - 50 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:48,799 for the six months or year that the planning takes. 51 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:51,600 She looks after herself and is energetic. 52 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:55,836 But after the wedding, every one of them lets it go. 53 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,032 What's the point in that? - Exactly. 54 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:01,757 Minka and I decided - 55 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:05,596 to put our heads together and change this. 56 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,273 Scandinavian Geisha School. 57 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:14,750 Our core values are beauty, health and tradition. 58 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,232 Let's take a look at your Geisha Guides. 59 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:21,478 Go ahead; open them. We'll go over the contents first. 60 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:25,959 Yes? - I didn't get a guide. Maybe you didn't order enough. 61 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:31,149 There should be more in the back. We'll work it out. 62 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:35,394 Please share a guide with the girl next to you. 63 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,159 What the hell are you doing? 64 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,709 That went well. - Don't blame me. 65 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:18,351 I feel terrible as it is. There's nothing I can do. 66 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,759 I would understand it - 67 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:46,719 if you had a crush on someone who's hot for real. 68 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:52,280 What do you mean? - He dreams of the NHL. 69 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,838 He's a wuss who lives on protein yoghurt. 70 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:01,556 Why are you provoking me? - I just hope you forget him soon. 71 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,911 This isn't an ordinary crush. 72 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:09,800 Like the Germans last summer? Or the Argentinian sailors? 73 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,633 This isn't the same at all! 74 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,680 Shit. 75 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,073 Shit. 76 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,192 Shit. 77 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,837 Seriously. What the hell? 78 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,920 This shit is even more serious than I imagined. 79 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:36,039 Check his post. He doesn't talk about just ice hockey. 80 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,631 Look. He has deep thoughts. 81 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:43,350 We're supposed to save Western civilization from destruction. 82 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:47,673 Look! - I know exactly what Lauri Mäntyvaara posts. 83 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,758 "I just downed a protein yoghurt." 84 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:55,120 "I got an idea for... a lovely poem." 85 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:59,879 "Oh Heidi, lie down on the tussock of moss with me." 86 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,117 C'mon. - "Touch my hockey stick." 87 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,476 I'll never tell you anything again. 88 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,314 If you continue, - 89 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,518 you'll see my mental hard-on through my pants. 90 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:13,959 What's a mental hard-on? - What you have. 91 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:20,678 I've always thought it's good you can't see when a woman is aroused. 92 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:23,196 Except if you're really aroused. 93 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:26,558 But you can cover that with a tampon, for example. 94 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:30,754 Are you going to put a tampon in when you go see Lauri? - Ha ha. 95 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,551 Maybe he'll tape down his hard-on - 96 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:37,031 before he comes to see you. - I hope so. 97 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:40,790 This is the last time I'll help you with anything. 98 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,118 You didn't say anything about blowing up bouquets - 99 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:47,398 or kidnapping people. The wedding guests are still mad. 100 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,433 The wedding guests? 101 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:56,033 You mean all the wedding guests or your god Ari Rimpiläinen? 102 00:11:56,320 --> 00:12:00,360 Is ice hockey worshipping a thing in your family? - Yeah. 103 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:02,074 Did it cross your mind - 104 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,039 that weddings might be important to some people? 105 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,193 Like, our parents, for example. 106 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,317 Your parents probably got married - 107 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,631 because they truly loved each other. 108 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,156 It's different from this commercial shit. 109 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:18,314 Yeah, but your stupid antics only ruin people's day. 110 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:21,712 You could offer an alternative. - How intelligent. 111 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,874 Henri, do you realize how important this is? 112 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:29,869 We're not protecting squirrels anymore. - I realize that. 113 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:35,196 I also understand it's not wise to tape your hard-on to your thigh. 114 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,874 Right? 115 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,880 Huh? 116 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,194 Hi. 117 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:44,318 Lauri! Heidi and I are throwing a party on Friday. 118 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,399 We'll have a sauna and stuff. 119 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,513 I'm spreading the word. Why don't you come too. 120 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,353 Sure. It sounds like fun. 121 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,150 Where are you throwing the party? 122 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,998 At my uncle's summerhouse. 123 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,959 You can invite your team. There's room. 124 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,796 Henri, you can come too. 125 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,637 We're telling you now because we just decided about the party. 126 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:13,714 I'll come if I'm intelligent enough for your party. 127 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,592 I know you think I'm stupid. 128 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:29,356 We're not throwing a party. - Yes, we are. 129 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,349 You wanted me to forget about Lauri. 130 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,398 I didn't realize the scale of this. 131 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,791 I told you this isn't an ordinary crush. 132 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,232 You have crushes all the time. 133 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,434 Hi! 134 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,796 You have your pepper spray with you? - No. 135 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,759 Mom and Dad... - One quick thing. 136 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,160 I just wanted to thank you. 137 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:56,596 I want to participate in your movement. 138 00:14:56,920 --> 00:15:00,038 I was headed in the wrong direction. Look. 139 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,759 The whole wedding thing was Vilma's dream. 140 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,595 I had no role in it. 141 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:11,829 All the things I was fed... We can destroy it. 142 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,511 Let's start spreading the word. - Yeah. 143 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,871 I have friends who'll join us. - No. 144 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:24,434 This isn't a club you can join just like that. 145 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,237 Get going. 146 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:31,196 Satu and I will discuss this. - No, we won't. 147 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,792 This isn't Fight Club. 148 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,912 Don't wiggle. It's sensitive. - Okay. 149 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,794 All right. 150 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,833 The purple area is your brain's fear center - 151 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:18,239 and your supposedly clouded judgement. 152 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,280 Swipe the first photo. 153 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,719 Good. 154 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:32,594 Next we'll make sure you've lost your judgement. 155 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,480 I'll observe your fear center especially. 156 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:40,120 You can swipe the photos while I play a song. 157 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,152 Hey, what's that? - Turn around. 158 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,320 Keep your eyes on the laptop. - Okay. 159 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,075 Congratulations. My condolences. 160 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,872 You've fallen in love with a Finnish hockey player. 161 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,356 Good job, Lauri. Good! 162 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,038 Come here. 163 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,639 Mäntyvaara, hustle! 164 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,796 They're in the middle of something here! 165 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,839 You just ruined a tutoring session! 166 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:12,990 These amateur coaches have no pedagogical skills. 167 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:16,518 No wonder Lauri's been so confused. 168 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,595 You brought a mattress and this. - Yeah. 169 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:07,797 Isn't this too romantic for your style? - It's for you and Lauri. 170 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,117 You can bring him here. - Puhleez. 171 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,113 You were going to take him home? 172 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:16,832 Nice. "Ooh ah, bang bang. We're here, Mom and Dad!" 173 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,951 I bought you condoms. - Seriously? 174 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,800 They're in this mint green box. 175 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,673 There's also a lollipop. 176 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,396 And then... - Yeah? 177 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,319 Ta-dah. 178 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,556 A wall of moss. - Satu, this is getting creepy. 179 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,952 Don't tell me you don't want to bang him as soon as possible. 180 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,555 I do, but why are you so excited? 181 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:52,313 I decorated this for you because I'm your friend. 182 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,480 But you hate stuff like this. - I don't. I hate pretentious love. 183 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,999 You and Lauri are different. 184 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:03,114 This is what we're fighting for. I want you to have him. 185 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:09,319 Besides, Henri was right about us not offering an alternative. 186 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,835 I want to help you because you're my best friend. 187 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,635 Okay. Come take a look. - What? 188 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,632 Look that way. 189 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,553 No way. Is Viljami living there? 190 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,952 We should've let him join us. 191 00:20:56,200 --> 00:21:01,150 He's really serious about this. You rejected him without asking me. 192 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:05,473 You'd trust him and the others? - Yeah. - I only trust you. 193 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,993 They'll get tired in a week - 194 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,670 of not having an indoor toilet and working internet. 195 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:19,233 They want to have an extreme vacation and larp a revolution. 196 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,636 Hey. Wait. 197 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,951 Like this. - "Like this." 198 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,634 You put too little oil. 199 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,759 Hi. You need help? - Yeah. 200 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:06,150 Heidi is by the water. She might need help carrying stuff. 201 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:08,994 I can go. 202 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,713 I'm sorry. I take back my words. 203 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:22,756 I'll stay here because... we're in a hurry with this bonfire business. 204 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,519 Why don't you go, Lauri. 205 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,234 Sure. 206 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,632 Your pancake is really thin. 207 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,549 I can get it. 208 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,079 Why didn't you go to the sauna? 209 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,800 So you don't have to be alone with those people. 210 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,913 If they're so horrible, why do you hang out with them? 211 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,471 Not everyone finds a soul mate next door when they're six - 212 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,313 like you and Heidi. 213 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,512 The hole of a gnome. 214 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,516 Do you have any idea how rare that is? 215 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,514 I'm sure you'd rather hang out with just anybody - 216 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,953 than play a console game in the basement. 217 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,274 You mean you're a loser if you don't play hockey? 218 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,079 In this world, yeah. 219 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,235 Henri, is the beer cold? - Yup. 220 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,675 Those are hot-looking pancakes. Can I have one? 221 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,399 Go to the sauna first. 222 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,192 Oh, the dude is looking at cleavage. 223 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,274 Want to put a sausage between her tits? 224 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,920 You want to go to the sauna with Satu and Heidi. - Who doesn't? 225 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,710 I don't want to see my sister naked. - You want to see Satu. 226 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,670 Or will your romantic wedding night be on the Yoghurt Cruise? 227 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,878 What is the Yoghurt Cruise? 228 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,356 The Seashore Dairy Company sponsors it - 229 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,034 at the end of the season. 230 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,835 That's why it's also called The Jugs Cruise. 231 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,712 Satu, are you coming? 232 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,879 The whole team wants to know if Henri gets to score. 233 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,514 Everything okay? - Yeah. 234 00:24:56,680 --> 00:25:00,754 Sometimes women have these supernatural spasms. 235 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,432 Henri, I think your subconscious - 236 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,354 is guiding my hand with the help of hormones, - 237 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,638 as if it was your hand. 238 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,752 I can't control it. 239 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:19,636 Stop! - What's happening? I can't control it! 240 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,998 I can't! My pure body! 241 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,119 No! Henri, don't! 242 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,238 If I breathe through my mouth, - 243 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,710 I won't smell your masculine bodies. 244 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,554 Oh, you have a show here. 245 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,510 Is there an entrance fee? - I'm not even going to answer. 246 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,194 Smart girl. - Intelligent. 247 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:44,195 Ari, are you coming to the sauna? - Sure. Lauri's coming too. 248 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:47,159 We're going now. - All right. 249 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:55,159 I'll go to the sauna. - Okay. 250 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,038 Bye! - Bye. 251 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,393 You're floating. 252 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:13,560 I've never seen you like that. - I'm totally confused. 253 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:18,320 Everything feels so natural. 254 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:22,031 What did you talk about? - A little bit about everything. 255 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,599 Give me details. 256 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:29,113 I feel I'd be betraying his trust if I told you everything. 257 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:32,990 He told me some pretty deep stuff. 258 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,552 Tell me what you told him. 259 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,431 He did most of the talking, which was actually good. 260 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,518 I wanted to know what he had to say. 261 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,878 You did? Or you pretended to want to know? 262 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,795 I don't want to talk about this... 263 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,276 So it begins. - What? 264 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,196 Us not telling each other everything. 265 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,794 You'll be, like, - 266 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:03,193 "I'm in a relationship. It's a sacred thing." 267 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:06,239 "I don't want to risk losing it by talking about it." 268 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,914 Don't be a drama queen. 269 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,800 This isn't the best place to talk about it. 270 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,509 So, what's your plan? - What do you mean? 271 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,876 Your relationship might not progress - 272 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,157 if you just keep floating like that. 273 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,319 What are you going to do about the Yoghurt Cruise? 274 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,870 What's that? - I don't know. 275 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,556 This isn't the best place to talk about it. 276 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,150 Are you mad at me? - Yes, I am. 277 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,191 You know I tell you everything? - I do, but... 278 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:40,077 Satu, I have to take this in. 279 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,000 Can you please tell me what the cruise is. 280 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,393 Hey? 281 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,317 I don't know why I should tell you if you're not telling me. 282 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:59,437 You don't have to. I'll find out about it from someone else. 283 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:31,350 Why won't you swim with me? - Let's wait for Heidi. 284 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,634 We can wait for her in the water. 285 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,800 I'm coming. - No. 286 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,474 You asked me. - No! 287 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:49,078 I'll take this. We don't need Heidi. - No! 288 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:50,954 No! 289 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,640 Make the braid tighter. Put this in the front. 290 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:29,996 Will there be chicks on this cruise? - There always are. 291 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:36,840 That's why I want you to come. - Of course there are chicks. 292 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:41,956 You have to make sure Lauri doesn't do anything stupid this year. 293 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:48,234 Guys, I'm serious. - Yeah, yeah. 294 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,757 Lauri is a damn good player, and I don't want to ban anybody, - 295 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,913 but that thing last year almost ruined my reputation - 296 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,117 in front of the dairy company people. 297 00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:01,035 Not to mention what it would've done to Lauri and the whole team. 298 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,757 I don"t ever want to see Lauri putting knockout drops - 299 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,953 into our geisha school student's drink again. 300 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,797 You don't need to do things like that to get girls. 301 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,031 Those girls are horny enough as it is. 302 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,078 Whew. 303 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,000 You fucking dickhead. - Give me your phone. 304 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,275 Heidi. Heidi, come here! 305 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,113 These guys have cameras. 306 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:31,393 You're not allowed in there. - Put the camera away. 307 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,757 That's private property. - Did you build this? I love it. 308 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,514 Where's the zoom? 309 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,235 I didn't build it for you! 310 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:48,074 I don't understand what you're after. 311 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,354 I wouldn't be here without you and your friend. 312 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,114 This is my dream. 313 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,273 This is freedom and the genuine love you preach about. 314 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,194 I'm getting tired of your arrogance. 315 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,319 I'm living my life. Put the camera away. 316 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,794 Now... 317 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,112 It's not worth a rat's ass if you think revolution means - 318 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,472 being on the rebound and fucking a geisha school student - 319 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,792 who's looking for a father figure in an old hockey player. 320 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,674 Hey...! 321 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,749 I have a good daughter-father relationship. 322 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,998 Hurry up! - I'm no boat taxi. 323 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:32,519 We need to work as a team. We have common interests. 324 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,916 Did you take Prozac? - Yeah, that too. 325 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:04,791 I had terrible insomnia and tremors. It was insane. 326 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:10,355 I wasn't depressed anymore, but I couldn't enjoy anything, either. 327 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:17,435 That thing with the bouquet was cool. How did you do it? 328 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,911 There were explosives in the bouquet. 329 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:29,157 I shot at it when it was thrown. - Cool. 330 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:33,155 What if you had missed it? - I did miss it at another wedding. 331 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,913 If you ever need help, just tell me. 332 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,989 I'll be happy to help you. I know Henri is helping you. 333 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:49,638 Yeah. But I'm not sure if we'll do anything in the future. 334 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,912 Or if I'll do anything. 335 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:56,711 What do you mean? - I guess I'm a little bored. 336 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,311 And Satu is a little out of control. 337 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,954 Right. 338 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:13,520 I'm also thinking about quitting for good. 339 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,432 Ice hockey, I mean. 340 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,794 What? 341 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,993 You're the first person who didn't start yelling at me - 342 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:29,712 that I shouldn't stop. - People should do what they want. 343 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:34,552 I don't care if you're an NHL star or not. 344 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,679 I don't believe you. 345 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,435 If I was a death metal drummer, would you like me? 346 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,512 I'd like you even more. 347 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,713 Jerk! 348 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,515 Yuck. - You thought it was piss? 349 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,356 That would've been just what I needed. 350 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:19,396 Is everything okay? - Of course. 351 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:25,155 But I could borrow your mint green box. 352 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,591 You want it today? - Possibly. 353 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,919 Lauri. 354 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:47,474 Is it true that last year on the Yoghurt Cruise - 355 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:52,351 you put knockout drops in a girl's drink? 356 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,832 What the hell? 357 00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,354 Come. - Lauri, answer me. 358 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,479 Maybe we should sort this out. - What knockout drops? 359 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,359 Exactly. What knockout drops? 360 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,989 Everybody else knows what I'm talking about. 361 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,710 Right, Ari? - What are you talking about? 362 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,759 Women acting crazy again. - Yeah. 363 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,072 Lauri, come. Let the girls sort this out. 364 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,872 Is that my mom? 365 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,233 I knew it. 366 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,753 Stop being a drama queen. 367 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,550 No one's going anywhere before you admit you lied to me. 368 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,717 Lauri doesn't fuck around. 369 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,714 Threatening us isn't going to solve anything. 370 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:44,671 Admit it. - There's nothing you can do. 371 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,956 Right. What was the point of that? I know how to play that game. 372 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,394 Shit! 373 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,034 What was the point of that? 374 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,591 Dive down and get the keys. Or come and row us to the shore. 375 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,595 I'm not getting into that boat. You don't understand love. 376 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,390 Isn't it time you give up your childish fantasies? 377 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,599 No, it's time you give up pretending - 378 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,196 and start believing in something genuine. 379 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,875 Not even cold water will calm that girl down. 380 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,753 All right, Lauri. Let's go. 381 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,640 Lauri can decide for himself what he wants to do. 382 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:52,153 You're the heidi-kreisikesae on Instagram, right? - Yeah. 383 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,159 You think you're the first little ditz - 384 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,990 who thinks she can sabotage a successful hockey career? 385 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,436 Lauri's got an amazing support network, - 386 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,196 so no use trying to sabotage anything. 387 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,039 Support network or stalkers? 388 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:11,069 I'm not surprised Lauri is thinking about quitting. 389 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,996 Oh dear. It's kinda cute what you're doing. 390 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:19,234 But to be honest with you, Lauri needs someone with more class. 391 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,751 You mean, like, a geisha school student? 392 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,231 Shut up! Stay out of this! 393 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,391 We're going. Lauri. 394 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,311 Sorry, I don't want to cause a tsunami. 395 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,879 Hey. 396 00:39:55,760 --> 00:40:00,391 You'll notice if your body is tense. 397 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,792 These weights smell so lovely. 398 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:12,711 Here's this morning's epistle. 399 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,071 Oh, you were too shy, after all. 400 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:20,000 Why don't we call things by their real name. 401 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,318 Sexercising. 402 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:31,629 It's no secret that when your core is in shape, - 403 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,151 you have a better sex life. 404 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:38,110 It's more pleasurable for you and your partner. 405 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,718 Many people prefer to keep these things private. 406 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:46,990 Ari, for example, is timid when it comes to trying new things, - 407 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:51,000 even though he's good at hiding his shyness in front of you. 408 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:55,672 I understand it can be hard to talk about these things at first. 409 00:40:56,040 --> 00:41:00,637 But you'll see that when you deal with these things head-on, - 410 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:05,272 it's the only way to develop yourself. - Right. 411 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,559 He's here. 412 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,914 Here's the star. - You can sit down, Lauri. 413 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,397 This is the start of a long journey. 414 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,357 Remember to thank Ari. 415 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,760 The NHL is not only about skills. It's about contacts. 416 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:55,032 Minnesota? - That's where you're going. 417 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,758 Next week? - I'm so proud of you. 418 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,271 This is a big thing for our team. 419 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:06,197 You've been one of our top talents since you were a little kid. 420 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,235 He's starting to smile. 421 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,631 You'll travel on Monday. 422 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:33,160 Hi, hi, Heidi! What's up, blondie? 423 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:41,834 Can you answer me? Everybody on WhatsApp can see - 424 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,317 that you've seen my messages And... 425 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,079 I feel like I'm a substitute - 426 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:06,199 now that you and Heidi aren't talking. 427 00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:09,754 What substitute? 428 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,038 You want me to braid your hair? - No, I don't. 429 00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:20,111 Well. Tell me about your life, Henri. 430 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,357 What about the Yoghurt Cruise? 431 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:32,033 Yeah. There are cabins for either two or four people. 432 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:40,240 You want to come? - On the Yoghurt Cruise? 433 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,039 Yeah. - It's utter commercial shit. 434 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:45,959 No, I don't. 435 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,711 I also don't want to meet the idiots - 436 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,999 who go there and shake their bodies to some fucking capitalistic... 437 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,632 Well, who are you going to share your cabin with? 438 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:08,270 Will the oppressive dairy company be serving free drinks? 439 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,600 I was supposed to share a cabin with Lauri, - 440 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,314 but I think he wants a cabin for him and Heidi. 441 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,594 Oh. 442 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,158 You didn't know? 443 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,074 You and Heidi aren't talking at all? 444 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,439 What's the reason Lauri is going on the cruise? 445 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,559 Wasn't he supposed to quit playing? - No. 446 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:45,356 He got invited to Minnesota. He's three seconds away from the NHL. 447 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,591 Yeah, sure, he's quitting. Right. 448 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,357 We have to stop it. - What? 449 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:57,311 Lauri's mom just wants to ruin his relationship with Heidi. 450 00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,632 That's not why Lauri is going to Minnesota. - Yeah, right. 451 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,430 Lauri's been thinking of quitting, - 452 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,274 so he'll be sent to some shitty American league. 453 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,029 That's over-the-top. - No, it's not. 454 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,997 What if Lauri wants to play in the NHL? 455 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:17,234 It's Lauri's mom who wants an NHL career. 456 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,035 What if Lauri would rather just be with Heidi? 457 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:25,910 He invited her on the cruise for a reason. 458 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:44,919 You need to take the kittens. 459 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,355 We have 15 minutes until the start of the game. 460 00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,911 Have a protein yoghurt if you're hungry. 461 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,675 The mascots are on the ice ready to entertain. 462 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,872 Ari Rimpiläinen will drop the puck. 463 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:22,114 Here are our boys. We'll match each of them - 464 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:26,672 with a student from the Scandinavian Geisha School. 465 00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:31,791 Joni Salminen, the top scorer of the season, - 466 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:33,954 gets girl number 17. 467 00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,757 Next is Lauri Mäntyvaara. - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 468 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:48,080 Lauri is still here, even though he was invited to Minnesota... 469 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:45,874 We know what's going on, and I want to ask you one thing. 470 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,115 Is this what you really want? 471 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,151 You prefer skating here in a circle, - 472 00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:56,791 or would you leave with Heidi now if that was an option? 473 00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,317 Do you make your own decisions? 474 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,359 This is ridiculous! 475 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:12,318 I'm asking the same question from everyone here on ice. 476 00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,518 How many of you play hockey or go to the geisha school - 477 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,433 because you want to? 478 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:23,316 Is this your dream, or did someone feed it to you? 479 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:27,031 Do you let other people make decisions for you? 480 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:36,232 Well, I guess we... just want to play hockey. 481 00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,551 And I guess people are here to watch. 482 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,795 Play. - Let's do this thing! 483 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:27,320 Lauri! Lauri! Lauri! 484 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,673 Are you crazy? 485 00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,916 Ari, use the other door. We'll hold her. 486 00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,673 All right, Ari. - Essi. 487 00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:03,351 Now what? - If you act like that, you'll never find a husband. 488 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,878 You can't destroy this support network! 489 00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:16,312 Satu! This way! 490 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,514 Henri. 491 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,193 You're wearing Crocs. 492 00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:28,552 Hey, thanks. 493 00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:52,277 I've never done anything this big. My mom's going to flip out. 494 00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:58,472 Bon voyage. - Thanks! 495 00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:02,470 This is cooler than the Yoghurt Cruise. - Definitely. 496 00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:04,194 Come. 497 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:51,071 Well, that went well. 498 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,034 Yeah. 499 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,957 I didn't feel like going home. 500 00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:42,633 I was thinking of listening to the Mars Volta. 501 00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:49,879 You know... err... when... 502 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:56,600 ...a damn gorgeous feminist walks down the road. 503 00:58:56,760 --> 00:59:01,994 And you're, like, "Her brain is so hot." 504 00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,630 "And she's so gorgeous in every other way." 505 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,474 And you're, like, "Hi." 506 00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:13,991 "I admire you, but..." 507 00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:17,718 And you've read her blog and followed her on Instagram, - 508 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:21,038 and you're, like, "Excuse me, can I lick your pussy?" 509 00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:22,919 And then she'll... No... 510 00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:25,316 I don't think it went like that. 511 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,758 I was thinking of kissing you now. 512 00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,959 Right! Such a cliché. 513 00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:54,789 Now I understand what this has been all about. 514 00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:56,997 What happened? - This sucks! 515 00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:00,551 You just wanted to steal the show and bang my brother! 516 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:04,317 Where's Lauri? - As if you were interested in Lauri and me. 517 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:09,191 Stop pretending. I'm not a puppet you can use to get what you want. 518 01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:13,394 Seriously. - That show at the hockey arena made no sense. 519 01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:15,074 What happened? 520 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,359 Tell me everything. 521 01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:42,558 When we set off on the boat, everything was normal. 522 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:55,072 Thanks. For real. For everything. 523 01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,836 Then what? - He was happy and wanted to hug me. 524 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:01,239 How did he hug you? 525 01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,393 What do you mean "how"? 526 01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,073 How did he hug you? 527 01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:13,759 Like this. 528 01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:24,080 Okay. Your arms are quite platonic. - What do you mean? 529 01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:28,354 One hand over the shoulder, and the other around the waist. 530 01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,434 And your bodies aren't really touching. 531 01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:35,034 If your hands had been like this, - 532 01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:38,358 with Lauri's hands tightly around your waist - 533 01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,798 and your hands around his neck, - 534 01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:45,398 you would've had a better chance of touching each other. 535 01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:51,150 Okay, so you hugged platonically. What happened then? 536 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,598 We pulled out of the hug and stood close. 537 01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:02,911 Well, now we can go wherever you want. 538 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:07,709 Or not go. - Yeah. 539 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:11,753 We can just float here in the middle of the sea. 540 01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:16,073 Why not? 541 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:36,991 I was thinking we could just be friends. 542 01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:40,594 Oh. - Like buddies. 543 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,314 Yeah. 544 01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,674 Okay. Sorry. 545 01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:48,634 Yeah... 546 01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:01,117 Why did you do that? - I just did. 547 01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:05,399 You read that in The Geisha Guide. - So what? 548 01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:08,715 You used a seduction trick for idiots - 549 01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:12,237 you learned at the geisha school. 550 01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:22,231 You're a fucking hypocrite. 551 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:27,233 You and Ari are just the same. You both feed people bullshit. 552 01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:32,515 Please explain. - First of all, you're the one who likes tattoos. 553 01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:35,311 And this isn't even Lauri. Who is this? 554 01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:38,075 He's anonymous on purpose! 555 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:48,430 I don't get it. - This is your fantasy. 556 01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:56,115 So you don't want Lauri? - I do. 557 01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:58,829 The real Lauri, no fantasy. 558 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:02,750 He doesn't need to be a spectacle you tell everyone about. 559 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,753 You realize what you're saying? 560 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:08,477 You'd rather cuddle up to him hiding in your own little hole - 561 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:12,111 rather than fight against this hypocritical shit. - No. 562 01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:14,835 It's just that for once, I disagree with you. 563 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,996 You realize how close you are to saying - 564 01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,669 you'd love to be Lauri's hockey wife? 565 01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:25,112 Would that be such a bad thing? 566 01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:33,557 I wouldn't mind being a hockey wife. 567 01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:54,037 Satu, I know you're upset, - 568 01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:57,637 but you have to understand you and I are two different people. 569 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,720 I actually feel anxious when I'm with you. 570 01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:05,989 It"s been a long time since I felt that you and I are friends. 571 01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:11,240 I wanted to say it to you rather than fade away little by little. 572 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,515 We've simply grown apart. 573 01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:18,476 You think I'm a different person than what I actually am. 574 01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:22,033 Even now. 575 01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:50,033 If your suitcase isn't full, these soft models - 576 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,755 are more prone to damage. 577 01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:56,397 Oh no, we won't have that problem. 578 01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:58,632 Our suitcases will be very full - 579 01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:02,111 because my son Lauri will be moving to the US to play hockey. 580 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,636 He's going to be in the NHL. 581 01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:07,475 If I were you, I'd remember his face. 582 01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:11,396 That's great. Congratulations. - Thanks. 583 01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:35,312 The people at the hockey arena gave me a hard time - 584 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:37,951 when I pulled up with my trailer. 585 01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:43,229 You should've aimed a little better. 586 01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:46,751 The whole front end has to be redone. 587 01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:50,270 Can you hitch rides from Heidi for a while? 588 01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:55,397 It's going to take a while before this is fixed. 589 01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:23,070 Her Ladyship has arrived. 590 01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:25,397 Did you just take a warm shower at home? 591 01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:28,439 That's unnecessary. - Are you leaving? - Yes. 592 01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,796 Just for your information, - 593 01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:35,080 we came here with the intention of changing this whole system, - 594 01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:38,194 not to help teenage girls in their quest for love. 595 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,040 The hockey arena attack wasn't about that. 596 01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:45,672 Viljami, wake up. You were bullshitted, and so were we. 597 01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:52,119 Weird. You're speechless for once. 598 01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:54,237 No one's going to force you to stay, - 599 01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:56,915 but you could help me with the next mission. 600 01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:58,679 What's that? 601 01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:06,191 We have to go on the Yoghurt Cruise. 602 01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:09,000 Why? - Because nothing has changed. 603 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,237 The geisha school must be destroyed. 604 01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:13,915 Nothing has changed? Ella and Erika are here. 605 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:17,152 Only a couple of geisha students are going on the cruise. 606 01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:21,559 Ari is teaching the same old shit. - No, he's not. 607 01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:24,719 I sent you an e-mail. He's selling the geisha school. 608 01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:27,630 We're leaving now. Bye! 609 01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:35,871 I agree. I see no reason why we should go on the Yoghurt Cruise. 610 01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:39,557 What part don't you understand? We have to change the system. 611 01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:45,635 We understand. But we don't want to take action like that right now. 612 01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:49,956 We want to agree with each other. - You've accomplished so much. 613 01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:29,479 You want to sit down? 614 01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:30,114 This is unfair and also sucks. 615 01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:32,474 Oh, sorry. 616 01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:27,157 Have you thought about Ari's proposal? - No. 617 01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:31,470 You could do more than paperwork at his new company. 618 01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:37,030 You're probably going to tell me to found a new geisha school - 619 01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:39,112 now that he sold his. - Right. 620 01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:50,511 I remember when you weren't so susceptible to external influence. 621 01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:53,229 You were such a good boy until you turned 16. 622 01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:55,318 It was just a couple of years ago. 623 01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:58,991 You used to fold your clothes so neatly in your closet. 624 01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:02,552 Oh dear. What happened? 625 01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:07,158 You were offered an NHL contract, and you wiped the floor with it. 626 01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:09,471 You have trouble understanding - 627 01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:13,676 that your role in this is as big as mine? 628 01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:18,870 Oh Lord. You mean I should take a hard look at myself? 629 01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:21,635 Did I raise you that poorly? Doesn't it... 630 01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:23,559 You think it's good parenting - 631 01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:28,312 to make me follow Ari in his footsteps like a dog? 632 01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:33,270 You've been skating, wiggling that stick, for years, - 633 01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:35,677 and you've been really good at it. 634 01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:43,280 Listen. The first love always hurts. 635 01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:47,190 What first love? There's no love. 636 01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:50,160 Do you ever listen to what I say in therapy? - I do. 637 01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:56,792 A couple of years from now, you'll understand these things. 638 01:17:57,240 --> 01:18:02,395 Then and even before that and already now, - 639 01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:08,238 you have to start thinking about what you're going to do - 640 01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:13,311 because you have to do something... - Do I have to know it now? 641 01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:33,833 I'm sorry. 642 01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:04,914 Heidi isn't home. 643 01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:08,156 What makes you think I came here for her? 644 01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:15,032 Why are you here then? 645 01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:17,991 The Rocksprint festival is next week. 646 01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:21,349 I was thinking we could go together. - Oh. 647 01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:27,878 Are you trying to get Lauri and Heidi back together again? 648 01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:31,836 Ha ha. Could you stop giving me a hard time because of that? 649 01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:40,036 Hi. - Hi. 650 01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:42,399 Hi. 651 01:19:53,280 --> 01:20:00,039 If I come, will we go as friends - 652 01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:04,032 or not friends? - What do you think? 653 01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:08,109 Couldn't we try to have something real instead of this craziness? 654 01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:18,679 You know what? 655 01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:22,197 I'm not going to have a crush on you my whole youth. 656 01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:32,318 Oh. - You don't need a boyfriend. You need an army. 657 01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:36,919 Oh vol. 2. 658 01:20:46,080 --> 01:20:50,438 Well, I'll get going. 659 01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:47,354 What? 660 01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:01,113 Nothing. 661 01:22:57,960 --> 01:23:03,638 I just want to say thank you. This probably sounds corny, - 662 01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:05,792 but this was really important to me. 663 01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:08,111 I never felt like I belonged to a group. 664 01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:10,516 You probably thought I was superficial, - 665 01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:12,911 but I'm happy you changed your opinion. 666 01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:19,113 I'm happy to be part of a group where I don't have to pretend. 667 01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:23,597 Did you pack already? 668 01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:30,750 Are all those people coming? - Yeah. 669 01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:38,190 DIRECTED AND WRITTEN BY HANNALEENA HAURU 670 01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:31,153 Translated by Aretta Vähälä Proofread by Rich Lyons