1 00:00:06,791 --> 00:00:09,500 Look, I wasn't keeping secrets, I just hadn't told you yet! 2 00:00:09,583 --> 00:00:10,875 That is a secret! 3 00:00:10,958 --> 00:00:13,416 Oh, way to drop the ball, Percival de Bozo! 4 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:16,291 Me? You were supposed to watch Grog. 5 00:00:16,375 --> 00:00:19,375 Well, maybe if you hadn't left me with my dick in the wind! 6 00:00:19,458 --> 00:00:21,125 And what the hell, Keyleth?! 7 00:00:21,208 --> 00:00:23,375 Oh, don't you dare pin this on me... 8 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:25,625 "From Tal'Dorei's great heroes 9 00:00:25,708 --> 00:00:27,666 to Tal'Dorei's great zeroes"? 10 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:29,083 Oh! 11 00:00:30,916 --> 00:00:32,000 {\an8}Quiet! 12 00:00:32,083 --> 00:00:35,333 How did you all screw this up so badly? 13 00:00:35,416 --> 00:00:36,916 It was... 14 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,750 the perfect heist. 15 00:00:39,833 --> 00:00:43,208 You think you can break in to the Cobalt Archive? 16 00:00:43,291 --> 00:00:45,166 -You're joking. -Were it a jest, 17 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:46,916 you would be in hysterics. 18 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,166 For Taryon Darrington took five years of improv. 19 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,916 Sunday Company. 20 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,583 Hmm. You don't say. 21 00:00:53,666 --> 00:00:55,250 Shaun, we're chasing a ghost here. 22 00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:57,958 In all our research, not a single sage, text 23 00:00:58,041 --> 00:01:00,416 or historian has any information on the Whispered One. 24 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:03,166 In my vision, one of the warriors fighting him 25 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:05,291 wore Cobalt Soul robes. 26 00:01:05,375 --> 00:01:07,708 {\an8}If any record of him exists, it's in there. 27 00:01:07,791 --> 00:01:10,875 Requesting a simple scroll from the Archive is a trial. 28 00:01:10,958 --> 00:01:13,000 A secret this important? 29 00:01:13,083 --> 00:01:14,333 They'll never share it. 30 00:01:14,416 --> 00:01:17,166 So you plan to sneak into a highly protected vault, 31 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:19,375 guarded by a millennia-old sect of warrior monks, 32 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:21,166 and waltz out with knowledge so dangerous 33 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:23,125 it's been scrubbed from history? 34 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,750 Oh. 35 00:01:24,833 --> 00:01:27,625 {\an8}It'll be far more complicated than that. 36 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:29,458 The Cobalt Archive is 37 00:01:29,541 --> 00:01:32,666 a high-security library of sacred texts. 38 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:35,666 Its core vault houses the most ancient and important relics... 39 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:37,666 including our scroll. 40 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:40,875 Which is tightly guarded by an elite force of warrior monks. 41 00:01:41,875 --> 00:01:44,041 Taryon will pose as a wealthy benefactor 42 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:46,875 making a generous donation to the Soul: 43 00:01:46,958 --> 00:01:49,750 Pike's Plate of the Dawnmartyr. 44 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:51,791 Only Pike will be along for the ride, 45 00:01:51,875 --> 00:01:55,208 as the monks unwittingly deliver her right into the vault. 46 00:01:55,291 --> 00:01:58,208 Meanwhile, the twins will use a Talisman of Truth... 47 00:01:58,291 --> 00:02:00,000 courtesy of you, Gilmore... 48 00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:02,000 to secure the daily combination needed to get. 49 00:02:02,083 --> 00:02:04,291 Grog and Pike out of the vault. 50 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:07,000 According to Vax's contacts in the Clasp, 51 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:11,125 the vault is protected by a sophisticated anti-magic field. 52 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:13,708 That's where Keyleth and I come in. 53 00:02:14,666 --> 00:02:19,291 Once we disable the field, Grog can bamf out of Trinket's amulet to operate 54 00:02:19,375 --> 00:02:21,166 the huge mechanism that navigates the vault. 55 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:24,250 While Pike drinks a Potion of Comprehension 56 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:26,833 granting her the intelligence to decipher 57 00:02:26,916 --> 00:02:28,708 the vault's ancient writing. 58 00:02:28,791 --> 00:02:31,791 Then, we make a hasty escape before anyone's the wiser. 59 00:02:33,166 --> 00:02:34,750 Eh? 60 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:37,875 Well, any questions? 61 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,375 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 62 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:41,583 I've got the only one that matters. 63 00:02:41,666 --> 00:02:43,416 Other than guilt by association, 64 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:45,541 what do I get out of this? 65 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:48,833 The satisfaction of saving the world from the apocalypse? 66 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,333 How about dinner with the new guy? 67 00:02:52,416 --> 00:02:53,833 Who, me? 68 00:02:53,916 --> 00:02:55,083 Oh, why, 69 00:02:55,166 --> 00:02:57,375 I'm flattered, but I-I I barely know you, 70 00:02:57,458 --> 00:02:58,791 Mr. Glorious. 71 00:02:58,875 --> 00:03:00,083 Oh, please. 72 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:01,875 Call me Shaun. 73 00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:05,250 Uh, yes and. 74 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:28,500 Right this way. 75 00:03:31,666 --> 00:03:34,166 They've arrived, High Curator. 76 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:39,541 Mr. Barrington, was it? 77 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:42,625 Yudala Fon, Head Archivist of The Cobalt Soul. 78 00:03:42,708 --> 00:03:46,666 We truly appreciate your donation... if it proves genuine. 79 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:49,791 Yes, of course. Ah! Do be careful! 80 00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:52,458 The item is quite delicate. 81 00:03:52,541 --> 00:03:55,250 Of course. We'll take the utmost care. 82 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:57,750 Oh, well, thank you. 83 00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:01,625 I'll have to ask your men to wait outside. 84 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,625 For security purposes. 85 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:08,250 Why, do you think we're going to rob you or something? 86 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:12,000 Many have tried. None were heard from again. 87 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:16,458 Begone, peasants. Shoo. Shoo! 88 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:22,000 The Vestige of Divergence 89 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:23,916 appears genuine, High Curator. 90 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,708 The Soul thanks you for your generosity, Mr. Barrington. 91 00:04:27,791 --> 00:04:30,083 How did you come to such a rare artifact? 92 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:32,916 Oh, my. It's quite the tale. 93 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,625 I wouldn't want to consume more of your time. 94 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:39,375 Very well. Then perhaps I'll escort the crate to the vault myself. 95 00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:40,791 Lightning crashes! 96 00:04:40,875 --> 00:04:42,458 Guarding the vestige, 97 00:04:42,541 --> 00:04:46,375 a towering behemoth looms over a small but stalwart soul. 98 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:49,750 -His name? Baryon Barrington. -Hmm. 99 00:05:04,541 --> 00:05:06,833 Ugh! Fucking cock. 100 00:05:06,916 --> 00:05:09,083 Bitch. Ugh! Fucking whore... 101 00:05:12,666 --> 00:05:15,500 {\an8}Hang in there, buddies. 102 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:18,000 {\an8}Percy and Keyleth will shut down that anti-magic field 103 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:19,958 {\an8}and you'll be out of the amulet. 104 00:05:20,041 --> 00:05:21,458 I hope. 105 00:05:37,166 --> 00:05:39,208 Contact me when you're in. 106 00:06:12,666 --> 00:06:13,833 Okay. 107 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,541 Percy, can you hear me? 108 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,958 Loud and clear. Tell me everything you see. 109 00:06:19,041 --> 00:06:22,958 All right, there's a network of blue lights 110 00:06:23,041 --> 00:06:26,416 with lines extending out of some kind of symbols. 111 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:30,000 A runic transposition code that mechanically suppresses magic. 112 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:32,958 -How is that possible? -Was kind of hoping you would know. 113 00:06:33,041 --> 00:06:34,208 Okay. 114 00:06:34,291 --> 00:06:36,166 First you have to find and press the... 115 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,000 Excuse me, sir? 116 00:06:38,083 --> 00:06:40,333 -Press the what? -Don't I know you? 117 00:06:46,708 --> 00:06:48,583 The hells? 118 00:06:49,833 --> 00:06:51,041 Come on. 119 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:14,333 Oh, shit! 120 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,208 This is a library. 121 00:07:30,958 --> 00:07:33,000 Got the Talisman of Truth? 122 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:36,125 Right here. Let's see who's feeling chatty today. 123 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:41,250 Oh, damn, that's bright. 124 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:45,416 Hi, there. 125 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:49,541 Are you stupid? This place is crawling with our order. 126 00:07:49,625 --> 00:07:51,666 You won't make it out the front door. 127 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:52,916 How rude. 128 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,125 -Don't you think that's rude? -Ew, horribly. 129 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:58,916 Perhaps you can make it up to us by telling us today's combination. 130 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Ha. I'd never tell you the vault combination. 131 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:05,416 "The heart's eye looks above. The hand's eye looks below." 132 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:08,791 Wait. What? How did you do... 133 00:08:08,875 --> 00:08:10,791 Appreciate the honesty, friend. 134 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:21,416 You know, you look sharp in that getup. It suits you. 135 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,875 You actually look kind of dumpy. 136 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:27,416 Wh... 137 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,916 Fucking scuse you? 138 00:08:31,958 --> 00:08:34,041 No. 139 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:44,125 How long did Gilmore say that Truth Bomb lasts? 140 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,833 How long is this gonna take? 141 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:49,750 The fuck? 142 00:08:57,041 --> 00:08:58,666 Uh... help? 143 00:09:03,958 --> 00:09:05,375 Some vault. 144 00:09:13,416 --> 00:09:16,250 Percy, could use a little guidance. 145 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:17,500 Hey! 146 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:22,000 I swear I know you from somewhere. 147 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:25,625 -Highly unlikely. I really should be... -Wait. 148 00:09:25,708 --> 00:09:27,791 You're "the fancy fop"! 149 00:09:29,791 --> 00:09:33,208 -The fancy what? -I recognize you from the tour poster. 150 00:09:36,041 --> 00:09:37,833 Fucking Shorthalt. 151 00:09:37,916 --> 00:09:40,000 Can, uh, I get an autograph? 152 00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:48,458 {\an8}De Rolo the third. 153 00:09:48,541 --> 00:09:52,416 I actually meant Scanlan's autograph. 154 00:09:54,708 --> 00:09:56,958 Percy! 155 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:59,291 He's... not here right now. 156 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:02,375 -But I can get it for you. -Oh, wonderful! 157 00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:04,541 I can't believe you haven't heard his song. 158 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:06,000 Let me play it. 159 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,250 Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi... 160 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:15,375 Huh? 161 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,666 Oh... that doesn't look good. 162 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,333 Yet I looked majestic, 163 00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:30,541 astride a flaming dolphin in a sea of fire! 164 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:33,083 "Faster, Fiero!" I shouted, and leapt into the fray, 165 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,500 unconcerned for my own safety, 166 00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:39,208 confident I would acquire the armor with honor and grace. 167 00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:42,125 A harrowing tale, Mr. Barrington. 168 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,750 You must be glad to know the relic is now well-protected 169 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:47,666 by our multitiered security system. 170 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:50,500 Uh, multi... tiered? 171 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:55,875 Our vault's anti-magic field is exceptional at keeping mages out. 172 00:10:55,958 --> 00:11:00,375 However, if it fails, its magical guardians instantly activate. 173 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:02,250 Guardians, you say? 174 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,333 Eh, bathroom! 175 00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:08,833 Tary? 176 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,416 Tary? 177 00:11:12,916 --> 00:11:14,583 {\an8} "Come hide in the crate, 178 00:11:14,666 --> 00:11:17,791 {\an8}it'll be easy, you'll read a few books..." 179 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:23,791 {\an8}Oh, that's a big boy. 180 00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:26,458 All right, Grog. Up and at 'em. 181 00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:30,166 Stupid anti-magic! 182 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:36,291 Fucking Percy! 183 00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:39,250 Fucking Gilmore couldn't tell us we'd be affected as well? 184 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,208 I never trusted him when you were dating. 185 00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:44,916 Please. Don't get me started on the goons you've wasted your time with. 186 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,583 That oaf from the Slayer's Take made Grog look smart. 187 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:50,541 Well, you won't have to worry about it anymore, because I'm married. 188 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,375 Wait, what? No, you're not. 189 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:54,333 We secretly wed last year. 190 00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:56,166 Damn it! Nobody knows. Shit! 191 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:57,833 Uh, but... 192 00:12:01,666 --> 00:12:04,625 You told me not to have a secret wedding. Specifically. 193 00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:06,916 I'm sorry, it wasn't planned, I just... 194 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,500 I love him so much, 195 00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:11,916 and you and Keyleth have this amazing life, exploring the world together. 196 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,583 Maybe part of me was jealous. 197 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,666 Stuck in Whitestone, maybe I wanted... 198 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:17,625 my own adventure. 199 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:21,125 Oh, please don't look at me like that. It's not like anyone's dying. 200 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,833 I mean, I might be. 201 00:12:23,916 --> 00:12:25,625 What? No, you're not. 202 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,125 What? No. 203 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,875 No, no, what is that? 204 00:12:32,958 --> 00:12:35,000 When? W-Why, why didn't you tell me? 205 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:37,291 I thought that if I told you, it would make it real. 206 00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:38,708 Oh, gods, is that true? 207 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:42,583 Hey, you two. Why aren't you at your posts? 208 00:12:42,666 --> 00:12:44,625 Because we're breaking into the vault! 209 00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:46,041 Damn it! 210 00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:47,958 Hmm? 211 00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:51,041 Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it! 212 00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:52,416 Percy?! 213 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:56,083 ♪ Fancy fop, in your ivory tower ♪ 214 00:12:56,166 --> 00:13:00,458 ♪ Inventing dorky things till the morning hours. ♪ 215 00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:05,375 Okay. Think like Percy. What do nerds like? 216 00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:08,583 Numbers. History. Puzzles. 217 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,416 Screw it! 218 00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:25,916 One... more... try...! 219 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Oh! 220 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,375 Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow. 221 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:33,125 Oh! Yes! 222 00:13:34,958 --> 00:13:36,666 We got magic. 223 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,208 Ha-ha! 224 00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:41,458 Blech! Ugh. It reeks of bear shit in there. 225 00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:43,701 All right, all right. Come on, buddies, time's ticking. 226 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:47,083 I'll drink Gilmore's brain brew to read the scroll, 227 00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:49,625 while you fire up the Knuckles and spin these catwalks. 228 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:52,291 -Quick, give me the smarts potion. -Ah. Much better. 229 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,541 Are you shitting me right now? 230 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:58,916 What? I endured that acrid aroma for 37 minutes. 231 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,750 Hold up. You can't count. 232 00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:03,041 I... uh, wut? 233 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:13,916 G-Grog? 234 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,500 Oh, gods, Pikey. 235 00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:18,791 My mind is aglow with whirling nodes of thought 236 00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:21,583 careening through a cosmic vapor of invention! 237 00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:22,791 Wut? 238 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,958 It's the Potion of Comprehension. It worked! 239 00:14:26,041 --> 00:14:28,958 I, I... I'm not dumb! 240 00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:33,125 Hurry, to the vault! 241 00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:37,000 -Well, shit. -Huh. That's a lot of security. 242 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,958 Well, of course. 243 00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:41,708 Last time he held a secret show, a riot broke out. 244 00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:43,333 "He" who? 245 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,458 Wait. Y-Y-You don't mean...? 246 00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:49,250 Nobody. Certainly not in the lecture hall. 247 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:52,458 -I... I've said too much. -Holy shit. Scanlan? 248 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:56,625 Here? Oh, Fancy Fop, you're my hero. Whoo! 249 00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:01,083 I'm so sorry, Keyleth. We haven't much time. 250 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,250 To disarm the field, you'll have to identify 251 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,583 some sort of pa... 252 00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:08,166 Keyleth? What about the anti-magic field? 253 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,708 I already shut it down, Mr. Not Helpful! 254 00:15:10,791 --> 00:15:12,166 Tary. Tary. 255 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:15,166 -Tary. Tary. Tary. -That's not a good "Tary," is it? 256 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:18,666 "Anti-magic field off equals magic guardians on." 257 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,583 -Oh, dear. -We've got to warn them. 258 00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:23,375 You three. Stop. Hey! Get back here! 259 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:27,708 Grog! 260 00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:30,833 I needed to take the potion so you could spin the giant wheel! 261 00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:32,958 Wait, Grog, what are you doing? 262 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:36,875 Hmm. According to this index written in ancient Qoniiran, 263 00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:41,125 a scroll containing the knowledge we seek is kept up on the fifth shelf level. 264 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:44,208 Way up there! 265 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,708 Huh? 266 00:15:45,791 --> 00:15:48,250 -Uh... -Fucking what? 267 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,625 Is that a statue? 268 00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:54,750 Uh, we may want to seek an alternate means of egress! 269 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,625 Grog? [stammers] What are you doing? 270 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,625 Listen. If there's one thing I've learned in the past 20 seconds, 271 00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:46,250 it's that necessity is the mother of invention. 272 00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,750 We improvise. 273 00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:54,166 Whoa! Holy shit, I'm a monstah. 274 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:58,625 {\an8}Nice. Now, maneuver me onto the catwalk with the appropriate velocity 275 00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:02,458 {\an8}that I might calculate a trajectory past the guardian to our quarry. 276 00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:03,958 Wut? 277 00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:06,375 Huh. 278 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:10,208 You crank. I find book. 279 00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:15,208 Aw, hell yeah. 280 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:24,208 ♪ Well, she stepped inside the room and the boys said "damn" ♪ 281 00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:26,541 ♪ With muscles all buff, she's a rough, tough ma'am ♪ 282 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:29,000 ♪ Punchin' so fast, you feel your body shakin' ♪ 283 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,458 ♪ Bite you in the ass like a yoked rattlesnake ♪ 284 00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:33,541 ♪ Girl takes one swing and it ain't no thing ♪ 285 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:36,083 ♪ Stick your arm out to stop her, now it's in a sling ♪ 286 00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:38,166 ♪ She used to be small but now she ain't playin' ♪ 287 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,625 ♪ When the veins start poppin' ♪ 288 00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:40,767 ♪ Well, you better start prayin' ♪ 289 00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:43,166 ♪ Monstah, it's upon ya ♪ 290 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,541 ♪ She's a brawler, shot caller ♪ 291 00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:47,208 ♪ Monstah, you a goner ♪ 292 00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:48,541 ♪ It'll haunt ya... 293 00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,125 Boom! 294 00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:52,458 I could get used to this. 295 00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:57,208 Oh... Terrible time to gain awareness of my own mortality. 296 00:17:57,291 --> 00:18:00,208 Come on. Get it together, man! 297 00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:05,208 I would like to read! 298 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,833 Huh. This side is all metaphysics and philosophy. 299 00:18:10,916 --> 00:18:13,375 Huh. Totally useless. 300 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,958 Spin, Pikey! Spin like the wind! 301 00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:25,375 We are experts at acquiring information, Mr. Barrington. 302 00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:28,250 Now it's time you told the truth. 303 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,291 Ha! Torture me, 304 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,000 pull my fingernails, 305 00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,000 ensorcell me with enchantments. 306 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:36,583 I'll never break. Never bend. 307 00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:40,875 Never give up mine boon companions. 308 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:44,500 It's Vox Machina. They're in the vault. 309 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,476 My real name is Darrington. Please don't hurt me. 310 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,625 To the vault, with me! 311 00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:53,250 Egads. I must warn them. 312 00:19:01,916 --> 00:19:03,750 Eh. Really? 313 00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:06,250 Where did this... Blight... even come from? 314 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:10,291 When we brought Percy back... the Matron... as a-a punishment, I think! 315 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,458 And this is how I find out? 316 00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:14,666 Halt! 317 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:16,958 Would you have told me? 318 00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,625 No, absolutely not. 319 00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:23,416 I see your point. 320 00:19:29,541 --> 00:19:32,741 Perhaps we can get into the details when we're not about to get our asses kicked? 321 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,708 Oh! Oh! Pikey, hold on. Back me up! 322 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:49,250 Oh. If happiness weren't a construct, I'd be elated. 323 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:52,000 "A Secret Account of the Sealing of the Whispered One." 324 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:54,958 Ha! I am so fucking smart! 325 00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:56,291 Hmm? 326 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:06,791 No. Just need a little more time... 327 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,708 No! Ah! 328 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:44,375 Victory! 329 00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:47,583 Hmm. Why didn't that work? 330 00:20:58,583 --> 00:20:59,708 Uh? 331 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,375 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 332 00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:20,708 -Ah... adventure! -Tary! 333 00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:22,583 -Doty! -Percy! 334 00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:25,625 Your plan sucks. I'm getting us out of here! 335 00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:28,958 I don't know what you lot hoped to accomplish, 336 00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:31,500 but I won't allow this blessed place of knowledge 337 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,333 to be sullied any further. 338 00:21:36,916 --> 00:21:40,791 -Ah! -What the fuck? 339 00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:45,208 Now's our chance! 340 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:55,083 Quick, the combination. 341 00:21:56,541 --> 00:21:58,250 "The heart's eye looks above..." 342 00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:06,750 "The hand's eye looks below." 343 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:15,916 Finally, our luck is turning. 344 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:20,375 -Pike? What are you doing? -Improvising! 345 00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:22,625 Look, I know Scanlan's in there, 346 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,750 so I am not moving from this spot. 347 00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:33,875 Ugh. Even for us, that was depressing. 348 00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:37,166 We couldn't have fucked that plan any harder if we tried. 349 00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:38,958 But it was all a ruse. 350 00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:42,500 A cunning distraction while you acquired what we needed, right? 351 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:43,958 -Adorable. -Right. 352 00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:45,375 {\an8}-Nah. -Sweet summer child. 353 00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:48,791 We're probably on every watch list in Rexxentrum by now. 354 00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:51,166 Yeah, we can never come back here. 355 00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:54,208 Pike. You really didn't learn anything? 356 00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:56,416 We had it. And it slipped through our fingers. 357 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,208 All that trouble for nothing. 358 00:22:58,291 --> 00:23:00,083 Almost nothing. 359 00:23:03,958 --> 00:23:06,208 Oh, my gosh! Uh, Grog? You're awake! 360 00:23:06,291 --> 00:23:08,666 {\an8}Buddies! You okay? 361 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:11,208 Somebody get a pencil. 362 00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:16,291 Cuz I read a whole lot in that scroll and only got 63 seconds to get it all out. 363 00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:18,041 -You mean...? -Yeah. 364 00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:22,250 I know what happened to the Whispered One. 365 00:23:23,666 --> 00:23:30,541 ♪ Fancy fop in your ivory tower ♪ 366 00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:37,833 ♪ Inventing dorky things till the morning hours ♪ 367 00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:46,166 ♪ In love with machines and it's so absurd ♪ 368 00:23:47,416 --> 00:23:53,666 {\an8}♪ Why, oh, why are you such a nerd? ♪ 369 00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:59,875 {\an8}♪ Can't you be cool, can't you be cool? ♪ 370 00:23:59,958 --> 00:24:03,208 {\an8}♪ People say that you're a tool ♪ 371 00:24:03,291 --> 00:24:07,166 {\an8}♪ Can't you be cool? ♪ 372 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:12,583 Chirp.