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>> HEY. I'M ON MY WAY HOME.

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I JUST HAVE TO STOP OFF AND PICK

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UP SOME GROCERIES.

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UH, GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU HEAR

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BACK.

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I CAN PICK UP THE DRY CLEANING.

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HEY, PAUL, I WAS JUST CALLING

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YOU.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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NO, NO, I HAD A CLIENT MEETING

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OUTSIDE, SO I'M OUT OF THE

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OFFICE.

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I'M AT, UH...

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WHAT?

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AGAIN?

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NO. NO, NO. NO, NO.

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IT'S OKAY.

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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GONNA HAVE

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THE HORRIBLE EVENING.

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GOD, THAT AUDIT IS GOING ON

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FOREVER.

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AH. NO, I WON'T WAIT UP FOR YOU.

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I'LL PROBABLY JUST FALL ASLEEPU.

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IN FRONT OF THE TV.

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OKAY. BYE-BYE.

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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

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>> HI. TABLE FOR ONE?

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>> OH, NO. [ CHUCKLES ]

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NO, I JUST WANT TO TAKE OUT.

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UM, DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT

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CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH THE CRUSHED

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ALMONDS?

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>> YES.

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>> MY HUSBAND USED TO LOVE THAT.

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IF I COULD GET A TAKEOUT FOR

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TWO, THAT'D BE GREAT.

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>> I'LL CHECK IF WE HAVE ANY

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LEFT.

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I'M SO SORRY.

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WE JUST SOLD OUR LAST...

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SLICE.

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>> [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

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[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

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>> HELLO?

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>> SORRY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME

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OVER ME, BUT, UM, I JUST FORGOT

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WHAT TIME YOU SAID YOU WOULD BE

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HOME.

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>> LATE.

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>> OH. LATE.

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YEAH. RIGHT.

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OKAY.

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WELL, LET ME LET YOU GET BACK TO

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YOUR AUDIT.

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OKAY.

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>> I'M GONNA GO.

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>> [ Spanish accent ] WHAT?

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>> [ GASPS ] OH. OH, MY GOD.

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[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD.

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[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD!

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>> PAUL.

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>> [ GASPS ]

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>> PAUL, WAIT!

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YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS?!

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>> STOP IT, LUCY.

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>> YOU'RE -- PAUL, YOU CAN'T GO!

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>> STOP IT.

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>> [ GASPS ]

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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]

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>> LADY, ARE YOU BUYING

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SOMETHING?

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>> UH, Y-YES. SURE, SURE.

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>> WHAT?

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>> UH, A NEWSPAPER.

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[ BELL CHIMES, DOOR CLOSES ]

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>> HI.

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>> [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]

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>> HUH?

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>> [ SOBS ] A ROPE.

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>> WHAT?

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>> A rope.

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>> HEY, UH, W-WHAT IS SHE

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SAYING?

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>> MM.

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>> [ CRYING ]

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>> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?

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>> I WANT...

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>> HEY, W-WHAT IS SHE SAYING?

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>> [ WHIMPERS ]

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>> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?

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>> [ Sobbing ] I WANT A ROPE!

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[ SNIFFLES ]

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I WANT A ROPE.

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>> UH...A ROPE.

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>> A ROPE?

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OKEYDOKEY.

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ONE ROPE IS COMING UP.

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IS IT A GOOD LENGTH?

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>> YEAH. [ SNIFFLES ]

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AND I'LL TAKE THIS, TOO.

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>> OH, NO, NO.

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LISTEN, THIS IS NOT FOR SALE.

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>> HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?

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>> I'M SAVING IT FOR TONIGHT

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BECAUSE --

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>> JUST TAKE IT.

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WHO CARES?

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[ BELL CHIMES ]

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>> SHE GAVE YOU OVER $200.

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WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?

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>> WHAT CAN I SAY?

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PEOPLE LIKE ME.

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>> WHAT ON EARTH WOULD SHE WANT

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A ROPE FOR?

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>> UH, ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR

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THAT?

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>> [ SOBBING ]

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[ WHIMPERING ]

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[ DOOR CLOSES ]

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[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

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[ KEYS JINGLING ]

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[ LATCH RATTLING ]

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>> UM, EXCU-- UH, ARE YOU

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ALL RIGHT?

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>> WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

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[ DOOR SLAMS ]

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[ SOBBING ]

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>> UH...

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[ KNOCKS ON DOOR ]

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>> YEAH?

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>> I -- UH, W-WE JUST MET IN THE

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HALLWAY JUST NOW, AND, UH, I-I

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THINK I SAW YOU EARLIER IN THE

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STORE, AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE

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SURE THAT YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

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>> I'M FINE.

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>> OKAY.

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BUT YOU -- YOU DON'T SEEM FINE.

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>> I'M FINE!

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>> SORRY.

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>> [ SOBBING ]

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>> UM...

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OKAY.

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UH, LISTEN.

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THIS IS GONNA SOUND REALLY

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STRANGE, BUT HOW DO I KNOW THAT

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YOU'RE NOT STANDING ON A CHAIR

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WITH A NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK?

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I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY DON'T

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WANT TO GET INVOLVED, BUT...

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>> [ SOBBING ]

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>> OH!

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OH. OH. OH, GOOD GOD.

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UH...OKAY.

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IT'S -- IT'S ALL RIGHT.

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IT'S ALL RIGHT.

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>> [ Sobbing ] NOTHING IS EVER

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GONNA BE ALL RIGHT AGAIN.

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EVER.

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>> OH, UH, NO.

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STOP THAT.

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STOP -- Y-YOUNG LADY, STOP.

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STOP. STOP DRINKING.

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GIVE ME THAT.

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I'LL JUST -- I'LL GET YOU SOME

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WATER.

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UH, ALCOHOL IS A DEPRESSANT.

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IT'S THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD

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YOU NEED RIGHT NOW.

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>> Y-YOU'RE, LIKE, THE NICEST

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PERSON I'VE EVER MET.

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS FOR A

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COMPLETE STRANGER?

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>> OH, WELL, ENOUGH ABOUT ME.

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UM...OKAY.

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UH, SO...

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WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE YOU SO...

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SAD?

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>> I CAN'T -- I CAN'T TALK ABOUT

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IT.

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>> OH, WELL, SOMETIMES IT'S GOOD

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TO TALK.

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>> [ SIGHS ]

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>> NO, REALLY OPEN UP -- SPILL

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OUT ALL THE GORY DETAILS.

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>> I'M ITCHING TO.

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>> I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE.

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>> THERE'S THIS MAN.

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>> AH!

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>> I LOVE HIM.

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>> UH-HUH.

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>> AND I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA

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GET MARRIED, HAVE CHILDREN, A

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LIFE TOGETHER, BUT...

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>> BUT?

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>> IF I TELL YOU THIS, YOU'RE

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NOT GONNA LIKE ME ANYMORE.

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>> OH, WELL, I'M SURE I'LL LIKE

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YOU JUST AS MUCH AS I...LIKE YOU

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RIGHT NOW.

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>> ARE YOU MARRIED?

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>> UH, YES.

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BUT I'M A BIG GIRL.

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>> HE'S MARRIED, TOO.

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>> SMALL WORLD.

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>> BUT HE DOESN'T LOVE HIS WIFE.

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PAUL AND HER GOT MARRIED WHEN

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THEY WERE PRACTICALLY CHILDREN,

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AND IT HASN'T MEANT ANYTHING IN

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YEARS, SO I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA

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LEAVE HER.

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BUT TONIGHT SHE KEPT PHONING AND

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PHONING, AND HE THOUGHT SHE

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SOUNDED SUSPICIOUS.

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SO HE SAID HE HAD TO GO HOME

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BEFORE SHE CHECKED UP ON HIS

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ALIBI, AND I SAID, "WELL, WHY

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NOT TELL HER THE TRUTH?"

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RIGHT?

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ISN'T IT MEANER TO LET HER THINK

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SHE'S PARANOID AND THEN IN A

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MONTH SAY, "GUESS WHAT.

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I LOVE SOMEONE ELSE."

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RIGHT?

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I MEAN, A CLEAN BREAK HURTS

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LESS, RIGHT?

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W-WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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>> UH, WELL, WHAT I THINK HAS

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NO...RELEVANCE.

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>> BUT YOU MUST HAVE AN OPINION.

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>> WHAT DID HE SAY?

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>> HE SAID I CAN'T UNDERSTAND

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WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE MARRIED.

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[ SOBS ]

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AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?

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HOW COULD HE GO HOME TO HER?

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WE SHOULD BE MAKING LOVE ON THIS

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COUCH LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER,

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WONDERFUL TIMES, AND HE...

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DO YOU THINK THIS MEANS HE

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DOESN'T REALLY LOVE ME?

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>> UM...

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WELL, UH, HE...HE SAID THAT

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HIS -- HIS MARRIAGE TO, UH...

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>> I DON'T KNOW HER NAME.

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HE CALLS HER "THE WIFE."

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>> AH. THE WIFE.

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>> HE DOESN'T LIKE TALKING ABOUT

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HER.

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IT MAKES HIM UNCOMFORTABLE.

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>> OH, I'M SURE IT WOULD.

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>> BUT HE DID SAY THEY HAVEN'T

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HAD SEX IN TWO YEARS.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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WHAT KIND OF A WOMAN MUST SHE

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BE, RIGHT?

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I CAN'T GO TWO DAYS WITHOUT SEX.

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WHO CAN? [ CHUCKLES ]

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I MEAN, I-I'VE BEEN

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MULTIORGASMIC SINCE I WAS 8.

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>> HOW NICE FOR YOU.

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UM, UH...

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ARE YOU SURE THAT HE'S TELLING

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YOU THE TRUTH?

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I MEAN, I KNOW MARRIAGE.

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I KNOW...MARRIAGE, AND I'M SURE

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THAT THEY STILL HAVE SEX

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SOMETIMES.

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MM-HMM.

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>> OH, WELL, THAT'S...

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YOU -- YOU THINK HE...

272
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HE'S BEEN LYING TO ME?

273
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UH, IF HE'S...

274
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,312
IF HE'S JUST BEEN USING ME, I

275
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DON'T THINK I COULD TAKE IT.

276
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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

277
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>> OH. UM...

278
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OH, UH...

279
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UH, I-I'M JUST GONNA TAKE IT IN,

280
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UH...

281
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>> [ SOBBING ]

282
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>> UH, HELLO?

283
00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:02,696
UM, NO.

284
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,332
NO, I'M NOT AT HOME.

285
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WELL, UH, WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU

286
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,002
WERE GONNA WORK LATE, I, UH, I

287
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DECIDED TO, UM, TO GO VISIT MY

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MOM.

289
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JOIN ME? NO.

290
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,910
NO, THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.

291
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:17,978
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

292
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,112
OH, WHEN WILL I BE HOME?

293
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,047
SO MANY QUESTIONS.

294
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UM...UH, WELL IT'LL BE A WHILE.

295
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:24,852
UH, Y-YEAH.

296
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,086
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, MOM.

297
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,255
[ SIGHS ] I GOT TO GO.

298
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BYE.

299
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,991
OKAY. [ CLEARS THROAT ]

300
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SO, YOU WERE JUST GETTING READY

301
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,093
TO TELL --

302
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,128
[ GASPS ] NO!

303
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:35,495
OH.

304
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,064
>> JUST LET ME DIE, PLEASE.

305
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,265
>> YOUNG LADY, LISTEN.

306
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,000
LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, PLEASE.

307
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,736
SUICIDE IS AN IMPULSE ACT.

308
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IF YOU'D JUST WAIT A LITTLE

309
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WHILE, I'M SURE YOU'LL CHANGE

310
00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:46,306
YOUR MIND.

311
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,041
>> SO I-I SHOULD DO IT REALLY

312
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:48,876
FAST, OKAY?

313
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,111
JUST -- CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR?

314
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,913
IF I JUST GET BRAIN DAMAGE, DO

315
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,447
YOU PROMISE TO HOLD A PILLOW

316
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,348
OVER MY FACE?

317
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,316
>> OH, MY GOD.

318
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:57,250
I FEEL DIZZY.

319
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,051
I FEEL...

320
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,186
>> WHAT'S WRONG?

321
00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,921
>> I-I HAVEN'T EATEN YET.

322
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,422
>> I'M SO SORRY.

323
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,057
DO YOU WANT SOME GRAPES?

324
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,092
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

325
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:08,495
>> OH. OH. IT'S...

326
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,529
>> [ GASPS ]

327
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,231
>> OH, MY GOD.

328
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:11,999
OH.

329
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:15,235
>> IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

330
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,504
IT -- IT'S PAUL. WHAT DO I DO?

331
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:18,939
>> WHAT? OH, YOU'RE ASKING ME?

332
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,073
>> WHAT? YOU'RE SO --

333
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,408
>> DON' ANSWER IT.

334
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,409
>> HI.

335
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,812
I'm sorry.

336
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:27,480
MM-HMM.

337
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,149
He wants to come over.

338
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,951
>> I guess his wife isn't home

339
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,553
after all.

340
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:37,424
>> WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE?

341
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,092
YEAH.

342
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,393
He says he doesn't care what she

343
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,195
thinks.

344
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,964
>> WELL, THEN WHY DOESN'T HE

345
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,132
JUST ASK HER FOR A DIVORCE

346
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,367
INSTEAD OF COMING OVER HERE...

347
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,336
FOR...

348
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,571
>> YOU'RE SO RIGHT.

349
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,140
[ SCOFFS ]

350
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,876
PAUL, I REFUSE -- I REFUSE TO

351
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,846
SEE YOU AGAIN UNTIL YOU ASK YOUR

352
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,547
WIFE FOR A DIVORCE.

353
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,050
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

354
00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,886
T-THAT WAS SMART, RIGHT?

355
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,388
>> YEAH. I HOPE SO.

356
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:11,424
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

357
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,597
>> I-I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ATTRACTED

358
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:18,365
TO OLDER MEN.

359
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,900
>> UH-HUH. UH-HUH.

360
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,068
>> I SLEPT WITH MY ENGLISH

361
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,335
TEACHER WHEN I WAS IN MADRID.

362
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,070
[ CHUCKLES ]

363
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,537
AND WHEN I CAME HERE AS AN

364
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,107
AU PAIR, THE DADS...

365
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,976
WELL, THE AU PAIR THING DIDN'T

366
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:29,576
WORK OUT.

367
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,511
BUT, UM, JUST BETWEEN YOU AND I,

368
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,613
I'M NOT AS YOUNG AS I SEEM.

369
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,916
>> OH, NO. YOU COULDN'T BE.

370
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,085
>> WHEN PAUL AND I GET MARRIED,

371
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,352
I DON'T WANT ONE OF THOSE DEAD

372
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,020
MARRIAGES.

373
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,088
YOU KNOW, YOU SEE THOSE

374
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,455
COUPLES -- NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT

375
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,924
BUT WHAT CHORES TO DO, WHAT TV

376
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,125
SHOW TO WATCH.

377
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,527
I'M GONNA HAVE SEX THREE TIMES A

378
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,096
DAY UNTIL WE DIE.

379
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,397
>> JESUS. THREE TIMES A DAY --

380
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,631
HOW WOULD YOU EVEN FIND THE

381
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:52,132
TIME?

382
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,600
UH, W-WHAT DO YOU DO?

383
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,303
>> I DON'T KNOW.

384
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,205
>> HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU

385
00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:58,538
DO?

386
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,473
>> OH, WELL, REALLY, I'M AN

387
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,208
ACTRESS.

388
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,076
BUT I HAVEN'T HAD A PART IN A

389
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,611
WHILE, SO I DO TEMP WORK IN

390
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,378
OFFICES.

391
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,914
THAT'S HOW I MET PAUL.

392
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,115
I WAS TAKING SOME PAPERS INTO

393
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:08,581
HIS OFFICE.

394
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,649
THE DOOR WAS CLOSED, SO I

395
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,984
THOUGHT THEY'D GONE OUT FOR

396
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:11,318
LUNCH.

397
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,920
YOU KNOW, I JUST OPENED THE

398
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,421
DOOR, AND HE WAS JUST THERE AT

399
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,223
HIS DESK, HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS,

400
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,557
CRYING.

401
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,927
>> H-HE WAS CRYING?

402
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,129
>> YEAH, HE WAS CRYING.

403
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,630
HE TOLD ME LATER THAT HE FELT

404
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,298
LIKE HIS LIFE MEANT NOTHING,

405
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,000
LIKE HE MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD

406
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,500
ALREADY.

407
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,636
>> WELL, WE ALL FEEL LIKE THAT

408
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,570
SOMETIMES.

409
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,072
I MEAN, EVEN I FEEL LIKE THAT

410
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:32,572
SOMETIMES.

411
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,274
BUT DO I SCREW THE OFFICE TEMP?

412
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,177
NO, I-I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING

413
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,578
AND I-I DO THE LAUNDRY AND I

414
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,147
COOK AND I GO TO WORK AND I

415
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,548
VISIT MY MOTHER, WHO DOESN'T

416
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,983
EVEN REMEMBER WHO I AM.

417
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,385
OKAY, SOMETIMES I...WATCH TV.

418
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,586
[ CHUCKLES ]

419
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,989
I TALK ABOUT WHAT GROCERIES I'M

420
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:49,923
GONNA BUY.

421
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,059
>> BUT YOU'RE NOTHING -- NOTHING

422
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,660
LIKE PAUL'S WIFE.

423
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,028
>> [ SNIFFLES ]

424
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:58,265
>> YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT.

425
00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,199
YOU'RE SO KIND.

426
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,633
YOUR HUSBAND MUST LOVE YOU SO

427
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,202
MUCH.

428
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:05,405
>> [ SIGHS ]

429
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,507
NO.

430
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,176
[ SNIFFLES ]

431
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,578
HE DOESN'T.

432
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,380
>> ARE YOU SURE?

433
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,182
>> MM-HMM. YEAH.

434
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,317
>> DOES HE HAVE AFFAIRS?

435
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:21,254
>> YES. AT LEAST ONE.

436
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:25,058
>> OH, MY GOD. THAT'S TERRIBLE.

437
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,226
IS IT STILL GOING ON?

438
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,327
>> [ SNIFFLES ] YES.

439
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,329
>> OH, SHIT.

440
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,530
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

441
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,332
>> YOU MEAN AM I GONNA GO BUY A

442
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,034
BOTTLE OF SCOTCH AND DRINK IT

443
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,368
STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE?

444
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:35,702
NO.

445
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,504
AM I GONNA PUT A NOOSE AROUND MY

446
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:38,105
NECK?

447
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,407
NO.

448
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:41,574
PILLS -- I CAN GET PILLS.

449
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:42,976
WOMEN CAN ALWAYS GET PILLS.

450
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,244
AND WHO CARES IF ONE DAY YOU

451
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,512
JUST HAPPEN TO TAKE TOO MANY?

452
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,014
NOT YOUR HUSBAND. NO, NO, NO.

453
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,615
THEN HE CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER

454
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,350
AFTER WITH A BOUNCING BIMBO.

455
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,319
[ SLURPS ]

456
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:54,721
NO. I CAN'T DIE.

457
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,190
I NEED TO STAY ALIVE SO THAT I

458
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,026
CAN DESTROY HIS FUTURE

459
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,493
HAPPINESS.

460
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,628
[ GASPS ] OH!

461
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,196
I ACTUALLY HAVE A REASON TO

462
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:03,563
LIVE.

463
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,265
FOR A MINUTE THERE, I THOUGHT I

464
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:05,698
DIDN'T.

465
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,467
[ SNIFFLES ]

466
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,435
>> OH, MY GOD.

467
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,103
YOU'RE NOT WHO YOU'VE BEEN

468
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,538
PRETENDING TO BE TONIGHT.

469
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,040
>> WHAT?

470
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,607
>> I RECOGNIZE YOU.

471
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:15,542
>> OH, I'M SORRY.

472
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,443
>> I-I'M SORRY.

473
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,078
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE

474
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,346
PEOPLE THAT, ARE, YOU KNOW,

475
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,680
HAPPY WITH A NOTHING LIFE, A

476
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,315
BORING MARRIAGE, AN OFFICE JOB.

477
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,250
BUT YOU'RE NOT.

478
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,717
YOU'RE LIKE ME, AND YOU'RE SO

479
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,787
MUCH LIKE ME!

480
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:31,024
>> I AM NOTHING LIKE YOU.

481
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,559
WE ARE EXACT OPPOSITES.

482
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,327
GIVE US ANY SITUATION --

483
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,396
SITUATION "X" -- AND YOU WOULD

484
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,465
CHOOSE TO DO "B," WHILE I WOULD

485
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,133
DO "A."

486
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,035
AND EVEN WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I

487
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,570
WOULD NOT HAVE SLEPT WITH A

488
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:44,804
SOBBING BUSINESSMAN.

489
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,706
I WOULD NOT EVER BE AN ACTRESS.

490
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,541
I WOULD NEVER BE A POET OR AN

491
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,409
ASTROLOGER.

492
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,577
>> ACTRESS AND ASTROLOGER ARE

493
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:51,344
NOT EQUIVALENT.

494
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,512
>> WELL, THEY'RE CLOSE ENOUGH.

495
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,746
>> IT'S TRUE, THERE WAS A MOMENT

496
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:54,781
THERE WHERE I WAS A FOOT

497
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:55,715
REFLEXOLOGIST.

498
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,184
BUT THAT'S SCIENTIFICALLY

499
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,218
PROVEN, SO IT'S...

500
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,486
>> MY POINT IS THAT I WOULD DO

501
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,054
EVERYTHING DIFFERENTLY IF I WERE

502
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,355
YOU AND YOU WOULD DO EVERYTHING

503
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,690
DIFFERENTLY IF YOU WERE ME, TOO.

504
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,691
[ SNIFFLES ]

505
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,259
ALTHOUGH IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE

506
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,594
THAT OUR LIVES COULD BE ANY

507
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,196
WORSE THAN THEY ARE RIGHT NOW.

508
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,530
SO HOW MUCH WORSE WOULD OUR

509
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,165
LIVES BE IF I WOULD DO WHAT YOU

510
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,666
WOULD DO AND YOU WOULD DO WHAT I

511
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,334
WOULD DO?

512
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,835
>> THAT'S SUCH A BRILLIANT IDEA!

513
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:16,669
>> WHAT IDEA?

514
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:17,804
I HAVEN'T HAD AN IDEA.

515
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,206
>> NO, BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.

516
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,673
WE'VE BEEN FEELING AND THINKING

517
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,275
AND DECIDING FOR OURSELVES, AND

518
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,376
OUR LIVES ARE A MESS.

519
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,711
WE SHOULD TRY THE OPPOSITE!

520
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,346
>> DECIDE ONE THING AND THEN DO

521
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,080
THE OTHER?

522
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,782
>> I MEAN LIKE -- LIKE I GET TO

523
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,484
THINK WHAT YOU SHOULD DO, AND

524
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,253
YOU GET TO THINK WHAT I SHOULD

525
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,787
DO -- LIKE WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO

526
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,389
STOP DRINKING AND NOT KILL

527
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:36,856
MYSELF.

528
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:40,293
I WOULD BE DRUNK AND DEAD IF I'D

529
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,694
MADE UP MY OWN MIND INSTEAD OF

530
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,330
LETTING YOU MAKE UP MY MIND FOR

531
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:43,596
ME.

532
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,265
>> MAYBE THAT JUST MEANS THAT...

533
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:45,832
[ SNIFFLES ]

534
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,567
...I MAKE BETTER DECISIONS THAN

535
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,201
YOU DO.

536
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:51,104
>> NO OFFENSE, MADELYN, BUT

537
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,106
YOUR LIFE SOUNDS CRAPPIER THAN

538
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:53,573
MINE.

539
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,642
>> MY LIFE SOUNDS CRAPPIER THAN

540
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,343
YOURS?

541
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,344
[ SNIFFLES ]

542
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,745
>> I'M NOT THE ONE MARRIED TO A

543
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,113
MAN WHO'S CHEATING ON ME.

544
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,414
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY -- WE'RE

545
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,782
BOTH SELF-DESTRUCTIVE PEOPLE OR

546
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,417
WE WOULDN'T BE INVOLVED WITH MEN

547
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,552
THAT TREAT US LIKE SHIT.

548
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,553
BUT WE WOULD NOT BE

549
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:07,787
SELF-DESTRUCTIVE IF WE WERE

550
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,289
MAKING DECISIONS FOR SOMEONE

551
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,457
ELSE, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO

552
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,724
DESTROY YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON'T

553
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,327
WANT TO DESTROY MY LIFE.

554
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,229
>> NO, OF COURSE NOT.

555
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,398
>> SO THE WAY TO FIX OUR LIVES

556
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,300
IS TO STOP MAKING OUR OWN

557
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,634
DECISIONS AND LET THE OTHER ONE

558
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,569
MAKE THEM INSTEAD.

559
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,736
NOT ON LITTLE THINGS, LIKE

560
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,205
"WHAT COLOR LIPSTICK SHOULD I

561
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,707
WEAR?" -- I'D GO PINKER IF I

562
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,276
WERE YOU -- BUT ON -- ON --

563
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,643
ON -- ON THE BIG STUFF, YOU

564
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,211
KNOW?

565
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,645
WE CALL EACH OTHER BEFORE WE

566
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:37,584
DECIDE ANYTHING MAJOR.

567
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,386
>> YOU WOULD REALLY DO ANYTHING

568
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:39,852
I SAID?

569
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,421
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

570
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,389
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

571
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,656
I DIDN'T REALIZE I DIDN'T HAVE

572
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,291
ANY MONEY.

573
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,393
>> NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. I GOT IT.

574
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,195
>> SO, SHOULD YOU STAY WITH YOUR

575
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,796
HUSBAND OR SHOULD YOU LEAVE HIM?

576
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:50,730
>> I SHOULD...

577
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,499
>> I-I-I GET TO DECIDE.

578
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:53,900
I'M THE OBJECTIVE ONE.

579
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,768
S-SUBJECTIVE.

580
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:56,869
I-I ALWAYS GET THOSE TWO MIXED

581
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:57,370
UP.

582
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,271
>> OBJE-- OBJECTIVE.

583
00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,472
>> OBJECTIVE.

584
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,607
OKAY. THINK.

585
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,409
OKAY, IF HE LOVES HER, YOU

586
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,743
SHOULD KICK HIM OUT.

587
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,678
IF HE LOVES HER, YOU'RE GONNA

588
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,414
GET DUMPED SOON ANYWAY.

589
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,582
BUT MAYBE -- MAYBE HE DOESN'T

590
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,383
LOVE HER.

591
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,951
MAYBE SHE'S JUST SOME BIMBO.

592
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,886
YOU KNOW, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN

593
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:14,654
MARRIED?

594
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,688
>> A LONG TIME.

595
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,624
>> AND WOULD YOU THROW ALL THOSE

596
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,326
YEARS AWAY OVER SOME SILLY

597
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:19,792
FLING?

598
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:20,493
>> YES.

599
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,194
>> NO.

600
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:21,728
>> NO.

601
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:22,429
>> NO.

602
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,297
YOU'RE SUCH A NICE PERSON.

603
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,299
IF HE STILL LOVES YOU, YOU'LL

604
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:29,436
FIND A WAY TO MAKE THINGS WORK.

605
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,304
AND IF NOT, ONCE THE BIMBO IS

606
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,273
OUT OF THE PICTURE, YOU DUMP THE

607
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:33,740
CREEP.

608
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,674
>> [ SIGHS ]

609
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,943
>> SO, FIRST STEP...

610
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,411
YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT WHO HE

611
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:41,214
LOVES -- YOU OR HIS GIRLFRIEND.

612
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:41,548
OKAY?

613
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,882
SO YOU GO HOME AND ASK YOUR

614
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:46,686
HUSBAND -- WHAT'S HIS NAME?

615
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,654
>> FRED.

616
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:48,588
>> FRED.

617
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,224
YOU SAY, "FRED, DO YOU STILL

618
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,292
LOVE ME?"

619
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,393
AND THEN CALL AND TELL ME WHAT

620
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,527
HE SAID AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT

621
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,728
TO DO NEXT.

622
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:56,763
>> OKAY.

623
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,531
>> OKAY.

624
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,434
>> I FEEL A LITTLE BIT LIKE

625
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,403
ALICE IN WONDERLAND.

626
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,271
>> OH, MY GOD!

627
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,638
I SPENT HALF MY LIFE FEELING

628
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,539
LIKE THAT GIRL.

629
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:06,939
>> OH.

630
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,375
>> ISN'T THAT INCREDIBLE?

631
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:08,808
>> YES.

632
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,377
>> WOW! WE'RE SO MUCH ALIKE.

633
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,480
>> NO, WE'RE NOTHING ALIKE.

634
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,447
>> THERE YOU GO.

635
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:14,981
>> UH-HUH.

636
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,416
>> THAT'S YOUR MISSION.

637
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,385
AND WHEN I HEAR FROM PAUL,

638
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,453
YOU'LL GET TO TELL ME WHAT TO

639
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:20,853
DO.

640
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:21,688
>> OKAY.

641
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,789
UH, I GO THIS WAY.

642
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,391
I HAVE TO TAKE THE SUBWAY.

643
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,925
>> YOU DON'T LIVE IN MY

644
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,361
BUILDING?

645
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,897
>> UH...NO.

646
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,599
NO.

647
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:35,635
I...I SAW YOU BUYING THE ROPE,

648
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,438
AND I-I FOLLOWED YOU HOME.

649
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,507
>> OH, MY GOD.

650
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:41,908
YOU REALLY ARE THE KINDEST

651
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,310
PERSON I'VE EVER MET.

652
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:43,976
[ SNIFFLES ]

653
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:44,577
>> OH.

654
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,044
>> HUG?

655
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:45,678
>> OH.

656
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:46,679
>> AHH.

657
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:47,747
>> OKAY.

658
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,449
>> OH...

659
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:52,585
I'M GONNA WORK SO HARD TO MAKE

660
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,955
YOU HAPPY.

661
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:56,789
BYE!

662
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,358
>> OKAY. BYE-BYE.

663
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:01,628
GOOD NIGHT.

664
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:06,699
DON'T...CALL ME.

665
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:10,803
[ SIGHS ]

666
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,373
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!

667
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:40,533
HI, MOM.

668
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,602
>> HENRY?

669
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:45,071
>> NO. IT'S ME.

670
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,774
[ CHUCKLES, SIGHS ]

671
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,343
I GOT YOU SOMETHING.

672
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:51,077
DO YOU WANT IT?

673
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,812
I GOT YOU SOME ICE CREAM.

674
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,913
HERE YOU GO.

675
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:54,981
[ SNIFFLES ]

676
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:55,715
NOW...

677
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:56,949
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

678
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,918
IT'S YOUR FAVORITE.

679
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,019
>> [ LAUGHS ]

680
00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,822
THANK YOU, HENRY.

681
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,957
MMM.

682
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:36,489
>> [ SOBBING ]

683
00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:47,166
>> HEY. I'M IN HERE.

684
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:47,934
[ DOOR CLOSES ]

685
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,869
[ KEYS JINGLING ]

686
00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:04,984
>> YOU'VE BEEN WORKING LATE A

687
00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:06,719
LOT OF EVENINGS.

688
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,855
>> YEAH. WORK'S BEEN ROUGH.

689
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:11,958
>> MM.

690
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:17,029
ARE YOU...

691
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:25,472
ARE...

692
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:27,640
DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?

693
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,675
>> [ SCOFFS ]

694
00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:30,109
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.

695
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:32,011
GOD, VISITS TO YOUR MOTHER

696
00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,646
ALWAYS GET YOU DOWN.

697
00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:38,184
UH, WHERE'S MY SWEATSHIRT?

698
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:44,223
>> ON THE CHAIR.

699
00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:45,958
>> I'M JUST GONNA GO CATCH THE

700
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:48,628
END OF THE GAME.

701
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:06,479
>> OKAY. I'VE ASKED HIM.

702
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,247
>> AND WHAT DID HE SAY?

703
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:09,782
>> HE SAID HE LOVED ME, BUT I

704
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,183
DON'T KNOW THAT I BELIEVED HIM.

705
00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,785
AND FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW THAT

706
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:13,185
I CARE.

707
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:14,921
SO, NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT I

708
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,689
WANT YOU TO SAY TO YOUR MARRIED

709
00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:17,023
MAN.

710
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:18,190
>> [ GASPS ] I'VE GOT IT!

711
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,692
YOU HAVE TO TELL YOUR HUSBAND

712
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:20,927
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE

713
00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:21,260
ELSE.

714
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,829
>> WHY ON EARTH WOULD I DO THAT?

715
00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,130
>> TO SEE IF HE GETS JEALOUS.

716
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,698
IF HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE,

717
00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:26,966
IT WON'T BE THAT BIG A DEAL,

718
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,868
OTHER THAN THE MALE EGO -- YOU

719
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:30,870
KNOW, "IS MY PENIS BIGGER THAN

720
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:31,538
HIS?"

721
00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:32,939
IF PENIS SIZE COMES UP, JUST

722
00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,674
TELL HIM THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME.

723
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,242
THAT TAKES THE WHOLE PENIS ISSUE

724
00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:37,276
OFF THE TABLE.

725
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,512
BUT IF HE GETS REALLY ANGRY AND

726
00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:41,080
THE PENIS THING IF OFF THE

727
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,049
TABLE, THAT MEANS HE LOVES YOU.

728
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:44,784
THEN CALL ME, BUT NOT TILL AFTER

729
00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:46,252
MIDNIGHT SO I CAN TELL YOU WHAT

730
00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:47,920
PAUL SAID ABOUT THE ULTIMATUM.

731
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:48,588
>> WAIT.

732
00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:50,222
UH, U-UNDER THIS -- THE RULES OF

733
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:51,924
THIS PACT THINGY, YOU'RE NOT

734
00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:53,760
ALLOWED TO CALL HIM UNTIL I GIVE

735
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:54,694
MY PERMISSION.

736
00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:56,529
WELL, I'M NOT CALLING HIM.

737
00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:58,531
EVERY NIGHT, WHEN HIS WIFE IS

738
00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:00,600
BRUSHING HER TEETH, HE CALLS ME

739
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,934
TO SAY HE LOVES ME.

740
00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:04,270
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

741
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,591
>> YOU DIDN'T BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

742
00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:25,992
>> I DON'T FEEL LIKE BRUSHING MY

743
00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:26,559
TEETH.

744
00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:27,927
>> YOU ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

745
00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:28,961
>> WELL, NOT TONIGHT.

746
00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,296
>> BUT YOU NEVER MISS.

747
00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:31,764
YOU USE YOUR ELECTRIC

748
00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,800
TOOTHBRUSH.

749
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,867
YOU SAID YOUR DAD HAD GUM

750
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:35,267
DISEASE.

751
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,202
YOU WANT TO BE SAFE.

752
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:40,172
>> GOOD NIGHT.

753
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:44,844
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

754
00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:47,213
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

755
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,223
>> [ SIGHS ] IT'S 3:00.

756
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,858
>> OH, MY GOD!

757
00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:01,761
THE NURSING HOME -- MY MOTHER!

758
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:02,695
HELLO?

759
00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:05,832
>> HE DIDN'T CALL ME.

760
00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:10,336
>> UH...I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

761
00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:11,871
>> IS IT THE NURSING HOME?

762
00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:16,342
>> NO.

763
00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:17,977
IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING.

764
00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:18,845
>> HE DIDN'T CALL.

765
00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:20,146
AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME

766
00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:21,380
AFTER YOU TOLD YOUR HUSBAND YOU

767
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:22,381
WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR.

768
00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:23,883
>> WELL, I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET.

769
00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:24,350
>> WHY NOT?

770
00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:25,384
>> BECAUSE I GOT SLEEPY.

771
00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:26,786
>> HOW CAN YOU SLEEP WHEN YOU

772
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:27,987
DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA BE

773
00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:29,021
MARRIED TOMORROW OR NOT?

774
00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:30,256
>> WELL, MAYBE NOW IT WON'T BE

775
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:30,823
SO EASY.

776
00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:32,024
>> WHY DO YOU THINK HE DIDN'T

777
00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:32,324
CALL?

778
00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:34,193
>> UH, M-MAYBE HIS WIFE FORGOT

779
00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:35,327
TO BRUSH HER TEETH.

780
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:36,629
>> OH, NO. OH, NO, NO.

781
00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:38,330
SHE ALWAYS BRUSHES HER TEETH.

782
00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:41,000
SHE'S GOT, LIKE, THIS OBSESSIVE

783
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,902
THING ABOUT HER GUMS.

784
00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:44,303
PAUL THINKS IT'S STUPID, BUT

785
00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:45,972
HE'S AFRAID TO TELL HER 'CAUSE

786
00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,306
HE THINKS SHE WILL MAKE HIM

787
00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:48,908
LISTEN TO MORE GROSS STORIES

788
00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,342
ABOUT HER DAD'S TEETH FALLING

789
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:50,877
OUT.

790
00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:51,410
[ LAUGHS ]

791
00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:53,045
NO WONDER HE DOESN'T LOVE HER

792
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:53,946
ANYMORE, RIGHT?

793
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,314
WHO WOULD WANT TO LIVE WITH

794
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:58,918
SOMEONE LIKE THAT?

795
00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:01,253
HELLO?

796
00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:05,157
HELLO?

797
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,059
MADE-- MADELYN?

798
00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:18,871
>> WHO WAS THAT?

799
00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:20,072
WHO WAS IT?

800
00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:21,908
>> THAT WAS A MAN -- A MAN I AM

801
00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:23,743
SEEING, A MAN WHO'S SO CRAZY

802
00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:25,344
ABOUT ME, HE CALLS ME IN THE

803
00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,213
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, A MAN WHO

804
00:27:27,213 --> 00:27:29,081
LOVES EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT

805
00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:31,884
ME!

806
00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:35,221
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

807
00:27:50,937 --> 00:27:53,840
>> HEY!

808
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,776
HEY, I MADE BREAKFAST...

809
00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:59,045
YOUR FAVORITES -- FRENCH TOAST,

810
00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:00,780
COFFEE, ORANGE JUICE.

811
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:01,948
>> I THINK I'LL JUST GO STRAIGHT

812
00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:02,982
TO THE OFFICE.

813
00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:05,384
>> OH. OKAY.

814
00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:06,986
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT, THEN,

815
00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:07,419
RIGHT?

816
00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:08,921
HEY, WE SHOULD, UH, GO FOR

817
00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:09,922
DINNER.

818
00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:14,827
WE HAVEN'T DONE THAT IN A WHILE.

819
00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:17,764
[ SIGHS ]

820
00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:20,833
JUST TELL ME WHO HE IS!

821
00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,770
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

822
00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:24,503
[ CHILDREN SHOUTING IN

823
00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:27,706
DISTANCE ]

824
00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:42,188
>> [ COUGHS ]

825
00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:43,489
>> FRENCH TOAST.

826
00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:45,391
[ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD!

827
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,193
OH, YOU'RE HIS FIRST CHOICE.

828
00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:48,494
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

829
00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:50,429
I REALLY HOPE THIS PLAN WORKS

830
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:51,764
OUT FOR ME, TOO.

831
00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:53,365
>> I WANTED TO BE HIS ONLY

832
00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:54,100
CHOICE.

833
00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:54,767
>> OH, YEAH.

834
00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:55,868
WELL, I WANT TO BE THE ONLY

835
00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:56,936
CHOICE, TOO, BUT, YOU KNOW,

836
00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:58,170
MAYBE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN -- THE

837
00:28:58,170 --> 00:28:59,205
WHOLE SOUL-MATE THING.

838
00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:00,406
>> I DON'T NEED A SOUL MATE.

839
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:01,808
BUT IF THERE'S GOING TO BE A

840
00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:03,009
SECOND, AT LEAST LET IT BE A

841
00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:04,977
DISTANT SECOND -- YOU KNOW,

842
00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:06,512
"DISTANT ENOUGH THAT YOU DON'T

843
00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:07,947
HAVE SEX WITH" SECOND.

844
00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:09,415
OKAY.

845
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:13,252
MAYBE A...A DRUNKEN KISS AT THE

846
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,220
CHRISTMAS PARTY.

847
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:15,321
BUT THAT MY LIMIT.

848
00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:17,089
AND NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO STAY

849
00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,557
MARRIED TO A MAN WHO HAS A

850
00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:21,527
REALLY CLOSE SECOND AND HAS

851
00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:23,462
SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT HE WANTS

852
00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:25,197
ME BECAUSE HE'S JEALOUS OF

853
00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:26,966
A-AN IMAGINARY SOMEBODY.

854
00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,100
IT'S A FAKE FUCK!

855
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,136
IT JUST SEEMS LIKE A REALLY PUNY

856
00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:30,569
LIFE.

857
00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:31,237
>> MM.

858
00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:33,039
WELL, MAYBE HE WAS LONELY OR

859
00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:34,841
BUSY WITH WORK, AND SHE WAS

860
00:29:34,841 --> 00:29:36,475
RIGHT THERE SAYING, "HEY, BIG

861
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:37,076
BOY.

862
00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:38,978
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED A HUG."

863
00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:40,813
WE'RE ALL HUMAN.

864
00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:45,451
>> BUT TO RISK...EVERYTHING

865
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,518
FOR --

866
00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:47,319
>> A SLUT.

867
00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:48,120
>> MM-HMM.

868
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,825
>> IT'S HARD. I KNOW.

869
00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:54,827
>> [ SIGHS ]

870
00:29:54,827 --> 00:30:00,299
YOU KNOW, WHEN WE RETIRE, WE

871
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:04,470
WERE GOING TO MOVE TO ASIA...

872
00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,039
FOR A LITTLE BIT, FOR A YEAR.

873
00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:09,041
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS --

874
00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:09,508
ASIA?

875
00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:12,278
WE'VE BEEN SAVING AND SAVING FOR

876
00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:12,945
IT.

877
00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:13,946
[ SIGHS ]

878
00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:15,882
WE EVEN TALKED ABOUT MOVING TO

879
00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:17,183
THE SOUTH OF FRANCE.

880
00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:18,350
DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU LIVE,

881
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:20,319
UM, MORE THAN COMMUTING DISTANCE

882
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,188
TO PARIS, IT DOESN'T COST ANY

883
00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:24,190
MORE THAN LIVING HERE?

884
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,624
>> BUT YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG TO

885
00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:27,026
THINK ABOUT RETIREMENT.

886
00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,394
>> RETIREMENT IS WHAT PEOPLE

887
00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:29,628
LIKE US LOOK FORWARD TO.

888
00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:31,430
RETIREMENT IS, YOU KNOW, WHEN

889
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:33,332
YOU FINALLY GET TO DO WHAT MAKES

890
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:34,500
YOU HAPPY.

891
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:37,469
OUR GOAL IS TO RETIRE AS SOON AS

892
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,538
HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

893
00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,607
AND NOW I WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO

894
00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:42,641
HAVE MY HOME.

895
00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:44,276
I WILL GROW OLD ALONE.

896
00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:46,145
YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE ACCORDING TO

897
00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:47,980
CERTAIN IDEAS AND EXPECTATIONS.

898
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,515
AND THEN SUDDENLY -- FFT! --

899
00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:51,383
IT'S GONE.

900
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,185
>> BUT WHY NOT FORGIVE HIM?

901
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,154
HE WAS WILLING TO FORGIVE YOUR

902
00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:55,888
AFFAIR.

903
00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:56,923
YOU'D BE EVEN.

904
00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:58,557
>> I DIDN'T HAVE AN AFFAIR.

905
00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:00,392
>> WELL, YEAH, BUT THAT'S SO

906
00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:01,360
EASY TO FIX.

907
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,962
IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S HARD TO FIND

908
00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,130
A MAN WHO WANTS TO FUCK.

909
00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:05,497
>> I DON'T WANT TO FUCK ANOTHER

910
00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:05,998
MAN.

911
00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:07,399
>> BUT IT WOULD FIX EVERYTHING.

912
00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,001
AND SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO THINK

913
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:11,337
OUTSIDE THE BOX.

914
00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:13,039
>> OH, UH, I-I'VE GOT TO GET TO

915
00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:13,405
WORK.

916
00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:15,141
>> BUT W-WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT

917
00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:15,574
ME YET.

918
00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:16,909
PAUL HASN'T CALLED.

919
00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:18,010
SHOULD I CALL HIM?

920
00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:18,410
>> NO.

921
00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,012
DEFINITELY DO NOT CALL HIM.

922
00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,547
>> I WAS AFRAID YOU'D SAY THAT.

923
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,215
I SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN HIM AN

924
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:23,983
ULTIMATUM.

925
00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:24,917
YOU KNOW WHAT?

926
00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,318
BEING A SECOND CHOICE IS NOT

927
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:28,087
THAT BAD, AND GRADUALLY YOU CAN

928
00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,488
WORK YOUR WAY UP CLOSER AND

929
00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:31,257
CLOSER TO THE FIRST CHOICE UNTIL

930
00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:32,925
MAYBE, ONE DAY, YOU GET TO BE

931
00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:34,326
HER.

932
00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:35,227
WHAT IF HE'S DEAD?

933
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:36,528
THAT'S THE WORST THING OF BEING

934
00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:37,363
THE OTHER WOMAN.

935
00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:38,664
WE NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'RE DEAD.

936
00:31:38,664 --> 00:31:39,698
WHO'S GONNA SEND US AN

937
00:31:39,698 --> 00:31:42,534
INVITATION TO THE FUNERAL?

938
00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:43,402
OH, MY GOD.

939
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,636
DO YOU THINK HE'S DEAD?

940
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:46,405
>> MEN WHO DON'T CALL ARE NEVER

941
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:46,973
DEAD.

942
00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:47,439
>> OKAY.

943
00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:49,141
>> AND YOU HAVE TO GET ON WITH

944
00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:49,708
YOUR LIFE.

945
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,410
YOU CAN'T KEEP WAITING FOR HIM

946
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:52,111
TO CALL.

947
00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:53,112
>> HE IS MY LIFE.

948
00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:54,480
>> WHAT ABOUT YOUR CAREER?

949
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,283
>> WELL, THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR A

950
00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:59,585
TV COMMERCIAL AND A WALK-ON IN A

951
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:00,719
FRINGE FESTIVAL PLAY.

952
00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:02,154
>> OH, MY GOD. CAREER.

953
00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:02,989
I'M SO LATE!

954
00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:04,490
>> OKAY, BUT WHAT DO I -- WHAT

955
00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:05,391
DO I DO TODAY?

956
00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:07,526
>> I WANT YOU TO, UM, TO

957
00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:09,428
THINK -- RIGHT? THINK? --

958
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,398
ABOUT, MM...

959
00:32:12,398 --> 00:32:14,466
MM! -- HOW TO MAKE YOUR CAREER

960
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,635
SOMETHING THAT IS MORE THAN JUST

961
00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:17,603
IMAGINARY.

962
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,471
>> OKAY! OKAY, I CAN DO -- OKAY.

963
00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:20,406
AND WHAT ELSE?

964
00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:21,540
>> I'LL CALL YOU.

965
00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:22,274
>> WHEN?

966
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:23,009
>> SOON.

967
00:32:23,009 --> 00:32:25,144
>> SOON. OKAY!

968
00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:26,712
[ BELLS CHIME ]

969
00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:30,482
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

970
00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:32,184
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

971
00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:33,519
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

972
00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:35,387
[ BELL CHIMES ]

973
00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:50,269
>> HI.

974
00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:52,071
>> THEY'RE ALL WAITING.

975
00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:53,172
>> Shit.

976
00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:54,540
THIS...THIS --

977
00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:57,043
THIS -- PUT IN MY OFFICE.

978
00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,077
>> YES.

979
00:32:58,077 --> 00:33:00,346
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

980
00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:02,114
>> HERE SHE IS.

981
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:03,215
We had to start without you.

982
00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:04,383
You know I hate talking to these

983
00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:04,716
people.

984
00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:07,419
>> HI, HI, HI.

985
00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:09,255
I'M MADELYN REED.

986
00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:12,158
UM, HERE AT JAMESON RESEARCH, WE

987
00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:14,360
CONDUCT RESEARCH ON, UH,

988
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,196
EVERYTHING FROM THE, UH, LATEST

989
00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,365
ECONOMIC TRENDS TO MARKETING

990
00:33:19,365 --> 00:33:21,533
STRATEGIES TO -- AND THIS IS

991
00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:24,136
WHERE YOU COME IN -- INDIVIDUAL

992
00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:25,804
PURCHASING DECISIONS.

993
00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:27,406
OKAY.

994
00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:30,742
SO...MY COLLEAGUE KEITH HERE...

995
00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:31,277
>> HI.

996
00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:31,677
>> HELLO.

997
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:32,178
>> HI.

998
00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:33,445
>> ...IS GOING TO SHOW YOU SOME,

999
00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:37,316
UH, COVERS FOR THE LATEST

1000
00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:40,486
COOKBOOK -- "SMART HEART MEALS

1001
00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:42,688
FOR THE HAPPY FAMILY."

1002
00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:44,356
OKAY, LET'S START OFF WITH SOME

1003
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:45,357
GENERAL QUESTIONS.

1004
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:48,360
UH...MAGGIE, IS THIS THE KIND OF

1005
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,062
COOKBOOK YOU WOULD BUY?

1006
00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:50,596
>> YES.

1007
00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:52,431
I WOULD DEFINITELY BUY IT.

1008
00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:54,333
>> I LOVE THEIR KITCHEN.

1009
00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:57,236
>> THEIR KITCHEN -- GOOD.

1010
00:33:57,236 --> 00:34:00,239
>> KIT-CHEN.

1011
00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:02,774
UH, HOW ABOUT YOU, TYLER?

1012
00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:04,676
>> I THINK IT COULD BE A GOOD

1013
00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:06,512
BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR MY MOM.

1014
00:34:06,512 --> 00:34:08,380
MY DAD'S HAD HEART PROBLEMS.

1015
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:08,847
>> AW.

1016
00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:10,516
UH, WHAT ABOUT YOU, SAM?

1017
00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:14,286
>> I DON'T LIKE THE WIFE.

1018
00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:15,554
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE

1019
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:16,288
WIFE, SARAH?

1020
00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:17,423
>> I LOVE HER EARRINGS.

1021
00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:18,257
>> EARRINGS.

1022
00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:19,791
>> I JUST DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY

1023
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:20,326
HOT.

1024
00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:22,361
>> WELL, SHE'S MAKING LUNCH FOR

1025
00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:24,330
HER HUSBAND, SO HOW HOT WOULD

1026
00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:24,863
SHE BE?

1027
00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:26,465
UH, ANOTHER OPINION. CARLA.

1028
00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:28,134
>> SHE'S SMILING, BUT I DON'T

1029
00:34:28,134 --> 00:34:29,335
THINK SHE LOOKS HAPPY.

1030
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:34,306
>> WELL, AGAIN, MAKING LUNCH FOR

1031
00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:35,374
THE HUSBAND, OKAY?

1032
00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:36,875
SO WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT THE

1033
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:37,576
HUSBAND?

1034
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:38,777
>> HE'S KIND OF CUTE.

1035
00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:39,478
>> YEAH.

1036
00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:40,312
[ LAUGHTER ]

1037
00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:41,713
>> CUTE -- WELL, IT'S EASY TO BE

1038
00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,282
CUTE WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE BEING

1039
00:34:43,282 --> 00:34:44,416
WAITED ON HAND AND FOOT.

1040
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,817
BUT WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO DO TO

1041
00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:47,353
GET HIM TO MAKE LUNCH FOR HER,

1042
00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:48,554
HUH?

1043
00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:50,589
SLEEP WITH THE MAILMAN?

1044
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:51,723
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

1045
00:34:51,723 --> 00:34:52,624
M-MADELYN?

1046
00:34:52,624 --> 00:34:53,559
>> CAN WE GET ANOTHER OPINION?

1047
00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:54,126
LINDY.

1048
00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:56,262
>> I LIKE HIS SMILE.

1049
00:34:56,262 --> 00:34:56,795
>> REALLY?

1050
00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:57,529
>> MM-HMM.

1051
00:34:57,529 --> 00:34:59,198
>> WELL, I THINK THAT HE LOOKS

1052
00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:00,399
JUST A LITTLE BIT SMUG.

1053
00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:01,733
SEE HERE IN THE SECOND ONE?

1054
00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:02,568
RIGHT THERE?

1055
00:35:02,568 --> 00:35:03,569
>> I DON'T KNOW --

1056
00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:05,237
>> NO. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. LOOK.

1057
00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:06,705
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT HE

1058
00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:07,739
APPRECIATES HER?

1059
00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:09,341
HERE SHE'S GONE TO ALL THE

1060
00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:11,177
TROUBLE TO MAKE HIM THIS REALLY

1061
00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:12,444
LIFESAVING MEAL, AND HE'S

1062
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:13,912
PROBABLY SITTING THERE LIKE SAM

1063
00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:15,514
OVER HERE, THINKING, YOU KNOW,

1064
00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:16,248
"OH, WAIT.

1065
00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:17,416
SHE'S NOT HOT ANYMORE.

1066
00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:18,750
AND IF I'M GONNA STAY ALIVE,

1067
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,419
WHAT I NEED TO DO IS SHTUP THAT

1068
00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:20,852
BIMBO."

1069
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:21,853
>> WHAT BIMBO?

1070
00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:23,189
>> I DON'T SEE A BIMBO.

1071
00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:24,423
>> THERE'S ALWAYS A BIMBO.

1072
00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:25,757
AND EVEN IF YOU GET OVER THE

1073
00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:27,259
FIRST BIMBO, THERE'S GONNA BE

1074
00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:28,527
ANOTHER BIMBO, BECAUSE, YOU

1075
00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:29,928
KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE PEOPLE FALL

1076
00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:31,230
FOR THE BIMBO BECAUSE OF THE

1077
00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:32,231
UNIQUENESS OF THE BIMBO.

1078
00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:33,399
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THE

1079
00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:35,834
BIMBO WILL LAST FOREVER, BECAUSE

1080
00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:38,404
THE ILLUSION OF IMMORTALITY IS

1081
00:35:38,404 --> 00:35:40,606
NOT THE SAME AS IMMORTALITY

1082
00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:41,640
ITSELF!

1083
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,541
OKAY?

1084
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:44,176
MR. SMUG FACE OVER THERE CAN

1085
00:35:44,176 --> 00:35:45,744
FUCK ALL THE BIMBOS HE CAN GET,

1086
00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:47,413
AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, HE

1087
00:35:47,413 --> 00:35:50,182
WILL STILL END UP ALONE.

1088
00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:53,419
IF YOU THINK THAT ONCE THE

1089
00:35:53,419 --> 00:35:55,487
BIMBOS GO TO WHEREVER IT IS THAT

1090
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,423
BIMBOS GO, THAT YOU CAN CRAWL

1091
00:35:57,423 --> 00:35:58,890
BACK TO THAT WONDERFUL,

1092
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:01,493
WONDERFUL WIFE WHO HAS MADE YOU

1093
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,729
ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL LUNCHES,

1094
00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:05,697
THEN YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING

1095
00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:07,266
COMING, YOU BASTARD!

1096
00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:07,899
>> UH, MADELYN.

1097
00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:08,800
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

1098
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,336
MADELYN, ARE YOU -- ARE YOU ALL

1099
00:36:10,336 --> 00:36:11,337
RIGHT?

1100
00:36:11,337 --> 00:36:12,738
WHAT IF WE GO TO MY OFFICE?

1101
00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:14,706
>> EXCUSE ME.

1102
00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,308
I'M JUST GONNA GO GET SOMETHING

1103
00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:17,543
I LEFT IN MY COAT POCKET.

1104
00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:18,677
>> [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

1105
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:19,845
NERVOUS TODAY.

1106
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,347
UH, MADELYN?

1107
00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:25,384
>> I KNOW HOW TO OPEN THE DOOR!

1108
00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:27,319
>> THIS IS MOST UNEXPECTED, BUT

1109
00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:27,986
DON'T MOVE.

1110
00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:30,256
UH, WE'LL BE SERVING COFFEE.

1111
00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:30,822
BIMBO.

1112
00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:32,258
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

1113
00:36:32,258 --> 00:36:35,361
UH, JUST A MINUTE.

1114
00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:42,701
WHAT'S WRONG?

1115
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:43,502
>> NOTHING.

1116
00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:44,736
I JUST -- I GOT THIRSTY.

1117
00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:46,338
>> YOU'RE OUR MOST RELIABLE

1118
00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:46,838
EMPLOYEE.

1119
00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:49,241
>> DON'T CALL ME RELIABLE!

1120
00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:50,609
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

1121
00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:52,278
RELIABLE IS GOOD!

1122
00:36:52,278 --> 00:36:53,612
>> I USED TO THINK SO, BUT I'M

1123
00:36:53,612 --> 00:36:54,646
NOT SO SURE ANYMORE.

1124
00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:56,782
OKAY, I KNOW I SHOULDN'T DRINK,

1125
00:36:56,782 --> 00:36:59,418
BUT LIFE FEELS SO PAINFUL DRUNK

1126
00:36:59,418 --> 00:37:01,787
THAT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT

1127
00:37:01,787 --> 00:37:04,390
IT FEELS LIKE SOBER.

1128
00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:07,459
>> THESE JUST CAME FOR YOU.

1129
00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:12,664
AREN'T YOU LUCKY?

1130
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:14,400
>> PRETTY SECRETARY.

1131
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,268
THEY'RE ALWAYS SO PRETTY.

1132
00:37:16,268 --> 00:37:16,535
AH.

1133
00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:17,869
"TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. PAUL."

1134
00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:19,271
>> IS IT YOUR ANNIVERSARY?

1135
00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:23,709
>> NOPE.

1136
00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:24,876
>> OH, MY GOD.

1137
00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:26,912
HE WAS UNFAITHFUL WITH SOME

1138
00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:27,679
BIMBO.

1139
00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:29,315
>> [ Voice breaking ] YES.

1140
00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:30,649
OH, MY GOD. YES.

1141
00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:32,484
I'M BEING TRADED IN LIKE AN OLD

1142
00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,520
CAR.

1143
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,021
[ SIGHS ]

1144
00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:37,756
OH, IT IS SO GOOD TO FINALLY

1145
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,625
HAVE SOMEONE SANE TO TALK ABOUT

1146
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:40,426
THIS WITH.

1147
00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:42,461
>> THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY

1148
00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:43,662
LIFE.

1149
00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:44,596
>> SURELY NOT.

1150
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:46,064
I'VE KNOWN THAT THESE ARE BAD

1151
00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:47,733
TIMES, KEITH, BUT I'VE NEVER

1152
00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:49,435
THOUGHT OF YOU AS A CRUEL MAN.

1153
00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:51,002
>> I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS.

1154
00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:52,904
>> WELL, CAN IT WAIT FOR AN EVEN

1155
00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:54,072
MORE WONDERFUL DAY?

1156
00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:55,441
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

1157
00:37:55,441 --> 00:38:02,548
OH, SHIT. MY PHONE'S RINGING.

1158
00:38:02,548 --> 00:38:05,317
THIS IS NOT SOON!

1159
00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:06,452
>> WAS THAT PAUL?

1160
00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:06,918
>> NO.

1161
00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:08,887
IT'S JUST SOMEONE THAT I-I MADE

1162
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:10,822
A REALLY STRANGE CONTRACT WITH.

1163
00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:11,757
[ CHUCKLES ]

1164
00:38:11,757 --> 00:38:13,559
[ GULPS ]

1165
00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:14,593
IT'S COMPLICATED.

1166
00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:15,861
IT'S REALLY COMPLICATED.

1167
00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:18,330
>> OH, MADELYN.

1168
00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:23,569
[ SIGHS ]

1169
00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:25,103
I'VE WANTED TO SAY THIS SINCE

1170
00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:26,838
THE FIRST DAY YOU WALKED INTO

1171
00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:28,607
THE OFFICE, LOOKING FOR A JOB.

1172
00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:30,075
THE MOMENT I SAW YOU ALL DECKED

1173
00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:31,743
OUT IN YOUR GRAY SUIT AND BLACK

1174
00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:34,813
PUMPS, I KNEW IT!

1175
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,048
I LOVE YOU.

1176
00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:38,350
>> YOU LOVE ME?

1177
00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:40,085
>> WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL.

1178
00:38:40,085 --> 00:38:41,387
>> YOU LOVE ME?

1179
00:38:41,387 --> 00:38:42,053
[ CHAIR SQUEAKS ]

1180
00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:42,654
OOH!

1181
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:43,054
OH.

1182
00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:44,723
WELL, I MEAN, I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN

1183
00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:46,392
THAT, UH, UH, YOU LIKE CHATTING

1184
00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:47,793
WITH ME, BUT I NEVER KNEW THAT

1185
00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:48,627
YOU LOVED ME.

1186
00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:49,428
[ CHUCKLES ]

1187
00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:50,796
THERE'S SO MANY THINGS ABOUT MY

1188
00:38:50,796 --> 00:38:51,763
LIFE I DON'T KNOW.

1189
00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:52,898
WHAT ELSE DON'T I KNOW?

1190
00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,500
MAYBE I HAVE SECRET SUPERPOWERS.

1191
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,701
>> LET'S SEIZE THE MOMENT!

1192
00:38:55,701 --> 00:38:56,868
>> W-WHAT -- WHAT MOMENT

1193
00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:57,469
EXACTLY?

1194
00:38:57,469 --> 00:38:58,570
THEY GO BY SO QUICKLY.

1195
00:38:58,570 --> 00:38:59,838
>> OH, MADELYN, JUST SAY THE

1196
00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:00,372
WORD.

1197
00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:01,607
>> WHAT WORD WOULD THAT BE?

1198
00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:02,508
>> SAY YES!

1199
00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:04,009
>> BUT TO WHAT, EXACTLY?

1200
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,911
>> TO ME.

1201
00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:06,612
>> BUT --

1202
00:39:06,612 --> 00:39:08,079
>> NO, NO, NO, NO. NO BUTS.

1203
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,616
>> BUT -- BUT -- BUT YOU'RE

1204
00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:11,617
MARRIED!

1205
00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:14,085
>> MADELYN, ONE WORD FROM YOU

1206
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:16,722
AND LYDIA'S GONE -- HISTORY.

1207
00:39:16,722 --> 00:39:18,457
>> OH, LOOK. MY BOTTLE'S EMPTY.

1208
00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:19,558
[ CHUCKLES ]

1209
00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:22,661
I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A-A...

1210
00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:23,695
A MENTAL-HEALTH DAY.

1211
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,431
YOU KNOW, SELDOM MORE DESERVED,

1212
00:39:25,431 --> 00:39:26,932
BUT UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, A

1213
00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:28,434
HIGHLY UNACHIEVABLE GOAL.

1214
00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:29,901
>> YOU...

1215
00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:31,537
YOU WILL AT LEAST THINK ABOUT

1216
00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:34,105
IT, WILL YOU?

1217
00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:36,408
>> HONESTLY, I'LL DO MY VERY

1218
00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:38,176
BEST NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT, BUT

1219
00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:41,179
I'LL P-P-PROBABLY FAIL.

1220
00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:43,181
SO THIS IS THE BEST THAT I CAN

1221
00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:45,016
DO.

1222
00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:46,952
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

1223
00:39:46,952 --> 00:39:51,056
>> YES!

1224
00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:53,659
>> IF THIS MAN YOU'RE SEEING --

1225
00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:54,960
>> PAUL.

1226
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,928
I LOVE TO SAY HIS NAME.

1227
00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:57,696
PAUL.

1228
00:39:57,696 --> 00:40:00,566
>> YES, IF THIS PAUL AND HIS

1229
00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:02,634
WIFE DECIDED THAT STARTING A

1230
00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:04,736
WHOLE NEW LIFE WITH WHOLE NEW

1231
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:07,439
PEOPLE WAS JUST TOO EXHAUSTING,

1232
00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:08,974
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

1233
00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:11,443
>> I'D KILL MYSELF.

1234
00:40:11,443 --> 00:40:13,645
>> BUT WOULDN'T YOU THINK, "WOW!

1235
00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:15,013
A WHOLE NEW START"?

1236
00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:16,948
>> UH, NO, I'D KILL MYSELF.

1237
00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:17,783
>> OKAY.

1238
00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:19,818
HOW DID THAT THINKING ON YOUR

1239
00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:20,752
CAREER GO?

1240
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,888
>> WELL, I LOOKED AT THE LIST

1241
00:40:22,888 --> 00:40:25,156
FOR THIS WEEK'S AUDITIONS, EVEN

1242
00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:27,493
FOR PARTS THAT DON'T PAY, AND

1243
00:40:27,493 --> 00:40:28,760
THERE'S NOTHING.

1244
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,462
>> OH. OKAY.

1245
00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:34,466
WELL, UH, LET ME LOOK AT IT.

1246
00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:34,833
HERE.

1247
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:35,867
>> YOU'RE SO NICE.

1248
00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,503
I THOUGHT YOU'D FORGOTTEN ALL

1249
00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:39,004
ABOUT MY PROBLEMS, A-AND YOU'VE

1250
00:40:39,004 --> 00:40:41,206
BEEN THINKING SO MUCH ABOUT ME.

1251
00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:43,575
THANK YOU.

1252
00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:45,176
>> UM, OKAY.

1253
00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:48,480
LET ME SEE HERE.

1254
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,182
GET OUT THE OLD, UH...

1255
00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:52,951
[ CHUCKLES ]

1256
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:55,854
OKAY. YOU DON'T NEED THESE.

1257
00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:57,889
OKAY.

1258
00:40:57,889 --> 00:41:00,559
AHA.

1259
00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:03,261
GANG MEMBER...

1260
00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:09,935
CARJACKER, HIT MAN, HOOKER...

1261
00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:12,538
AHA! SHAKESPEARE.

1262
00:41:12,538 --> 00:41:14,105
HA! WHAT COULD BE BETTER?

1263
00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:15,574
>> A TV COMMERCIAL?

1264
00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:17,743
>> AH, BUT A PLAY!

1265
00:41:17,743 --> 00:41:18,944
>> IT'S LONG!

1266
00:41:18,944 --> 00:41:20,779
AND -- AND COMMERCIALS YOU DON'T

1267
00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:22,581
HAVE TO LEARN SO MANY LINES, AND

1268
00:41:22,581 --> 00:41:23,915
I CAN USE MY SPECIALITY.

1269
00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:26,552
>> YOUR SPECIALITY?

1270
00:41:26,552 --> 00:41:27,285
>> WANT TO SEE?

1271
00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:28,920
>> OH, YEAH.

1272
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:33,759
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

1273
00:41:33,759 --> 00:41:35,827
SEE, I TURN AWAY AND THEN LOOK

1274
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:38,196
BACK AND GIVE A LITTLE SMILE.

1275
00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:39,831
IT USED TO HAVE A WINK IN IT,

1276
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,533
TOO, BUT THIS DIRECTOR TOLD ME

1277
00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:42,868
IT WAS TOO MUCH.

1278
00:41:42,868 --> 00:41:44,269
J-JUST TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU

1279
00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:44,903
PREFER.

1280
00:41:44,903 --> 00:41:48,173
I'LL SHOW YOU.

1281
00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:51,743
NO WINK.

1282
00:41:51,743 --> 00:41:55,180
WINK.

1283
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,848
>> BUT YOU CAN DO MORE THAN

1284
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,850
THAT.

1285
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:00,586
>> NOT THAT MUCH, NO.

1286
00:42:00,586 --> 00:42:02,654
I FLUNKED DANCE CLASSES, AND...

1287
00:42:02,654 --> 00:42:04,623
>> YOU FLUNKED DANCE CLASSES.

1288
00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:06,024
OKAY. OKAY.

1289
00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:08,860
WELL, UM, UH, YOU JUST HAVE TO

1290
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:09,728
KEEP TRYING.

1291
00:42:09,728 --> 00:42:10,896
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

1292
00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:14,633
WE CAN ALL DO MORE.

1293
00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,602
NO, THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

1294
00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:19,004
WE -- WE WORK HARD, WE GET

1295
00:42:19,004 --> 00:42:21,673
BETTER, THEN WE ANALYZE OUR

1296
00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:23,241
MISTAKES, WE WORK HARD AGAIN,

1297
00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:24,743
AND WE GET EVEN BETTER.

1298
00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:26,878
THAT'S LIFE!

1299
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:28,213
AND THEN SOMEBODY PULLS THE RUG

1300
00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:29,781
OUT FROM UNDER US AND WE WISH WE

1301
00:42:29,781 --> 00:42:31,082
WERE DEAD, BUT LET'S NOT THINK

1302
00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:33,685
ABOUT THAT.

1303
00:42:37,022 --> 00:42:39,124
OKAY.

1304
00:42:39,124 --> 00:42:41,893
THE RELEVANT POINT IS THAT IF

1305
00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:44,596
YOU WERE IN A PLAY RIGHT NOW,

1306
00:42:44,596 --> 00:42:47,232
YOU WOULD NOT BE PINING OVER --

1307
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:49,100
>> PAUL.

1308
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:50,101
>> OH, LOOK.

1309
00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:51,937
AUDITIONS AT 7:00 TONIGHT.

1310
00:42:51,937 --> 00:42:53,805
MAYBE YOU'LL BE DISCOVERED.

1311
00:42:53,805 --> 00:42:56,207
MAYBE YOU'LL MOVE TO CALIFORNIA.

1312
00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:58,710
>> THEY'LL LAUGH AT ME.

1313
00:42:58,710 --> 00:43:00,211
>> YOU'RE JUST NERVOUS.

1314
00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:01,379
>> I HATE AUDITIONS.

1315
00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:03,081
JUST SITTING THERE ALL ALONE,

1316
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:04,916
WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO CALL YOUR

1317
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:06,652
NAME, AND THEN THEY JUST SAY,

1318
00:43:06,652 --> 00:43:08,186
"STOP! STOP!"

1319
00:43:08,186 --> 00:43:10,388
AND WHAT IF PAUL COMES AND I'M

1320
00:43:10,388 --> 00:43:11,322
NOT HOME?

1321
00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:13,124
>> YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY.

1322
00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:14,993
REMEMBER, I DID WHAT YOU SAID.

1323
00:43:14,993 --> 00:43:16,862
I ASKED MY HUSBAND IF HE LOVED

1324
00:43:16,862 --> 00:43:18,630
ME, AND THEN I TOLD HIM I WAS

1325
00:43:18,630 --> 00:43:20,331
SLEEPING WITH AN IMAGINARY MAN.

1326
00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:22,133
GOING TO AN AUDITION IS A LOT

1327
00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:23,168
LESS THAN THAT.

1328
00:43:23,168 --> 00:43:24,836
>> I'LL GO IF YOU COME WITH ME.

1329
00:43:24,836 --> 00:43:25,704
>> NOPE. NOPE.

1330
00:43:25,704 --> 00:43:26,872
THAT IS NOT PART OF --

1331
00:43:26,872 --> 00:43:28,106
[ GASPS ] WAIT A MINUTE.

1332
00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:29,741
THAT IS ACTUALLY A GREAT IDEA,

1333
00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:32,110
BECAUSE IF I GO AND I SEE THAT

1334
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:36,882
THEY DO LAUGH AT YOU...

1335
00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:37,415
>> YEAH.

1336
00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:39,184
>> ...WE CAN START LOOKING AT

1337
00:43:39,184 --> 00:43:40,819
ALTERNATE CAREER OPTIONS.

1338
00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:42,721
BECAUSE YOU DO NOT NEED TO SPEND

1339
00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:44,289
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WAITING

1340
00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:46,692
FOR A MAN TO CALL.

1341
00:43:46,692 --> 00:43:47,392
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

1342
00:43:47,392 --> 00:43:51,362
OH, EXCUSE ME.

1343
00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:52,798
>> IS THAT FRED?

1344
00:43:52,798 --> 00:43:53,965
>> NO. KEITH.

1345
00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:56,267
HE'S A CO-WORKER WHO JUST TOLD

1346
00:43:56,267 --> 00:43:58,704
ME THAT HE'S IN LOVE WITH ME.

1347
00:43:58,704 --> 00:43:59,971
>> [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD.

1348
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,106
SEE? I TOLD YOU.

1349
00:44:01,106 --> 00:44:03,141
IT'S SO EASY TO FIND SOMEONE TO

1350
00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:05,143
FUCK, AND HE LOVES YOU, SO IT'S

1351
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:05,844
GREAT!

1352
00:44:05,844 --> 00:44:08,213
YOU JUST -- YOU JUST FUCK THIS,

1353
00:44:08,213 --> 00:44:10,816
UH, KEITH, AND THEN YOU AND YOUR

1354
00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:12,283
HUSBAND WILL BE EVEN FOR REAL.

1355
00:44:12,283 --> 00:44:14,019
>> [ Voice breaking ] YOU CAN'T

1356
00:44:14,019 --> 00:44:15,020
MAKE ME FUCK HIM!

1357
00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:17,022
THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH OF A PACT.

1358
00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:18,356
>> OH, PLEASE DON'T BE SAD.

1359
00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:19,958
WE'LL FIND SOMEONE FOR YOU TO

1360
00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:20,992
FUCK THAT YOU LIKE.

1361
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,460
MAYBE WE'LL MEET SOMEONE SPECIAL

1362
00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:23,829
AT THE AUDITION.

1363
00:44:23,829 --> 00:44:26,164
>> "DOWN FROM THE WAIST, THEY

1364
00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:28,734
ARE CENTAURS, THOUGH WOMAN ALL

1365
00:44:28,734 --> 00:44:29,735
ABOVE."

1366
00:44:29,735 --> 00:44:32,070
>> DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

1367
00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:34,339
>> "BUT TO THE GIRDLE DO THE

1368
00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:37,843
GODS INHERIT, BENEATH ALL ARE

1369
00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:41,947
FIENDS' -- THERE'S HELL, THERE'S

1370
00:44:41,947 --> 00:44:44,215
SULFUROUS, THERE'S THE PIT

1371
00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:46,251
BURNING, SCALDING, STENCH,

1372
00:44:46,251 --> 00:44:48,754
CONSUMPTION!

1373
00:44:48,754 --> 00:44:50,856
FIE! FIE!"

1374
00:44:50,856 --> 00:44:52,891
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

1375
00:44:52,891 --> 00:44:53,825
>> PHONES OFF!

1376
00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:55,226
JUST PICK IT UP ANYWHERE.

1377
00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:56,427
ANYWHERE AT ALL.

1378
00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:57,295
>> SORRY.

1379
00:44:57,295 --> 00:44:58,163
[ SIGHS ]

1380
00:44:58,163 --> 00:44:59,464
KEITH, CAN'T TALK.

1381
00:44:59,464 --> 00:45:00,799
>> "SAY 'AYE' AND 'NO' TO

1382
00:45:00,799 --> 00:45:01,767
EVERY THING I SAID!"

1383
00:45:01,767 --> 00:45:03,001
>> WHY DO WE NEED A BREAKFAST

1384
00:45:03,001 --> 00:45:03,401
MEETING?

1385
00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:04,870
WE CAN COVER THAT CAMPAIGN AT

1386
00:45:04,870 --> 00:45:06,805
THE OFFICE.

1387
00:45:06,805 --> 00:45:09,240
NO, WE DON'T NEED ALONE TIME,

1388
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:10,108
KEITH.

1389
00:45:10,108 --> 00:45:11,442
>> "WHEN THE RAIN CAME..."

1390
00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:12,944
>> COULD WE HAVE SILENCE,

1391
00:45:12,944 --> 00:45:13,411
PLEASE?

1392
00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:14,112
>> Sorry.

1393
00:45:14,112 --> 00:45:15,346
Goodbye. Don't call back.

1394
00:45:15,346 --> 00:45:16,481
>> "...THE WIND TO MAKE ME

1395
00:45:16,481 --> 00:45:17,148
CHATTER...

1396
00:45:17,148 --> 00:45:18,383
[ CLICKING TEETH ]

1397
00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,885
[ CELLPHONE CLATTERS ]

1398
00:45:19,885 --> 00:45:22,087
>> ...AND THE THUNDER WOULD NOT

1399
00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:25,757
PEACE AT MY BIDDING.

1400
00:45:25,757 --> 00:45:26,224
THERE..."

1401
00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:27,525
>> I'M JUST GONNA PUT IT ON

1402
00:45:27,525 --> 00:45:28,393
VIBRATE, OKAY?

1403
00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:29,027
>> YEAH.

1404
00:45:29,027 --> 00:45:31,997
>> "THERE, I SMELT THEM OUT.

1405
00:45:31,997 --> 00:45:33,999
[ SNIFFING ]

1406
00:45:33,999 --> 00:45:36,234
>> NEXT!

1407
00:45:46,544 --> 00:45:48,980
>> "WHAT SHALL CORDELIA DO?

1408
00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:51,549
LOVE AND BE SILENT.

1409
00:45:51,549 --> 00:45:55,086
OOP!

1410
00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:56,788
THEN POOR CORDELIA!

1411
00:45:56,788 --> 00:45:59,157
AND YET NOT SO, SINCE I AM SURE

1412
00:45:59,157 --> 00:46:01,793
THAT MY LOVE IS MORE RICHER THAN

1413
00:46:01,793 --> 00:46:03,494
MY MOUTH.

1414
00:46:03,494 --> 00:46:07,933
NOTHING."

1415
00:46:07,933 --> 00:46:08,499
>> [ SLURPS ]

1416
00:46:08,499 --> 00:46:11,202
>> "NOTHING?"

1417
00:46:11,202 --> 00:46:12,370
[ FOOTSTEPS ]

1418
00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:14,139
"NOTHING, MY LORD."

1419
00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:16,441
[ FOOTSTEPS ]

1420
00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:18,409
"NOTHING SHALL COME OF

1421
00:46:18,409 --> 00:46:20,478
NOTHING -- SPEAK AGAIN!"

1422
00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:23,148
>> THEY ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN

1423
00:46:23,148 --> 00:46:23,548
ME.

1424
00:46:23,548 --> 00:46:26,017
>> "UNHAPPY THAT I AM, I CANNOT

1425
00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:28,186
HEAVE MY HEART INTO MY MOUTH."

1426
00:46:28,186 --> 00:46:31,022
>> YOU CAN'T BE AS BAD AS THAT.

1427
00:46:31,022 --> 00:46:34,893
>> YOU REALLY THINK SO?

1428
00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:36,227
SURE.

1429
00:46:36,227 --> 00:46:38,329
SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN WITH

1430
00:46:38,329 --> 00:46:40,999
MORE, YOU KNOW, TALENT, BUT IT'S

1431
00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:42,533
NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

1432
00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:44,402
IT'S JUST PRETENDING.

1433
00:46:44,402 --> 00:46:45,871
YOU'RE PRETTY.

1434
00:46:45,871 --> 00:46:49,240
AND YOU'RE...

1435
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,608
PRETTY.

1436
00:46:50,608 --> 00:46:55,947
UH...ANY NO-TALENT IDIOT THAT

1437
00:46:55,947 --> 00:46:58,216
WORKS HARD IS BOUND TO BE BETTER

1438
00:46:58,216 --> 00:47:00,085
THAN THAT.

1439
00:47:00,085 --> 00:47:01,887
>> WOW.

1440
00:47:01,887 --> 00:47:03,521
IF MY FAMILY HAD GIVEN ME THAT

1441
00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:05,390
KIND OF ENCOURAGEMENT, MY WHOLE

1442
00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:06,992
LIFE WOULD BE DIFFERENT.

1443
00:47:06,992 --> 00:47:08,894
>> "THOSE DUTIES BACK AS I -- AS

1444
00:47:08,894 --> 00:47:10,561
ARE FIT, OBEY YOU, LOVE YOU..."

1445
00:47:10,561 --> 00:47:12,463
>> I'D BE THE ONE SLEEPING NEXT

1446
00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:13,999
TO BRAD PITT RIGHT NOW.

1447
00:47:13,999 --> 00:47:15,333
>> "WHY HAVE MY SISTERS

1448
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:17,235
HUSBANDS, IF THEY SAY THEY LOVE

1449
00:47:17,235 --> 00:47:18,003
YOU ALL?"

1450
00:47:18,003 --> 00:47:19,871
UM, "HAPLY, WHEN I SHALL WED...

1451
00:47:19,871 --> 00:47:21,206
[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ]

1452
00:47:21,206 --> 00:47:22,941
...THAT LORD WHOSE HAND..."

1453
00:47:22,941 --> 00:47:24,042
>> WHAT?

1454
00:47:24,042 --> 00:47:26,011
KEITH, WHAT? WHAT?

1455
00:47:26,011 --> 00:47:27,012
NO. NO.

1456
00:47:27,012 --> 00:47:28,413
IT'S NOT GREAT NEWS THAT MY

1457
00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:30,181
HUSBAND IS IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER

1458
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:30,615
WOMAN.

1459
00:47:30,615 --> 00:47:32,350
NO, I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW GOD

1460
00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:33,318
ANSWERS PRAYERS.

1461
00:47:33,318 --> 00:47:36,021
>> I MUST HAVE SILENCE!

1462
00:47:36,021 --> 00:47:37,155
>> I'm sorry.

1463
00:47:37,155 --> 00:47:38,323
>> "SO YOUNG."

1464
00:47:38,323 --> 00:47:40,325
>> [ Sighing ] Oh, my God.

1465
00:47:40,325 --> 00:47:43,995
>> "SO YOUNG AND SO UNTENDER?"

1466
00:47:43,995 --> 00:47:44,629
>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

1467
00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:45,496
THAT WILL BE ALL. THANKS.

1468
00:47:45,496 --> 00:47:46,364
>> "SO YOUNG, MY LORD --"

1469
00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:49,234
>> STOP. STOP!

1470
00:47:49,234 --> 00:47:52,103
NEXT.

1471
00:47:52,103 --> 00:47:55,640
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]

1472
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,543
>> "WHERE AM I?

1473
00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:01,046
FAIR DAYLIGHT?

1474
00:48:01,046 --> 00:48:02,513
I AM MIGHTILY ABUSED."

1475
00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:04,315
>> WHAT'S THIS PLAY ABOUT

1476
00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:05,083
ANYWAY?

1477
00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:07,218
>> "I SHOULD EVEN DIE WITH PITY,

1478
00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:09,220
TO SEE ANOTHER THUS.

1479
00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:10,388
[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ]

1480
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,023
I WILL NOT SWEAR THESE ON MY

1481
00:48:12,023 --> 00:48:12,423
HANDS."

1482
00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:13,591
>> OH, IT'S MY HUSBAND.

1483
00:48:13,591 --> 00:48:14,692
>> LET ME TALK TO HIM.

1484
00:48:14,692 --> 00:48:16,227
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

1485
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:17,362
>> LET ME TALK TO HIM.

1486
00:48:17,362 --> 00:48:17,963
>> WHY?

1487
00:48:17,963 --> 00:48:18,696
>> I'LL TELL HIM WHAT A

1488
00:48:18,696 --> 00:48:20,031
BASTARD HE IS FOR CHEATING ON A

1489
00:48:20,031 --> 00:48:20,565
SAINT LIKE YOU.

1490
00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:21,366
GIVE ME THE PHONE.

1491
00:48:21,366 --> 00:48:22,267
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

1492
00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:25,036
HEY, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.

1493
00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:26,104
UH, NO.

1494
00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:29,107
NO, NOT BECAUSE I'M IN BED WITH

1495
00:48:29,107 --> 00:48:30,141
SOMEONE.

1496
00:48:30,141 --> 00:48:31,409
>> NOT YET.

1497
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,677
>> I KNOW I'M NOT AT HOME.

1498
00:48:32,677 --> 00:48:33,311
SO WHAT?

1499
00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:34,512
YOU GO OUT ALL THE TIME.

1500
00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:36,047
WHY CAN'T I GO OUT SOMETIMES?

1501
00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:37,248
>> "NOT AN HOUR MORE..."

1502
00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:38,083
>> UH, NO.

1503
00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:40,018
I DID NOT AGREE TO HAVE DINNER

1504
00:48:40,018 --> 00:48:40,618
WITH YOU.

1505
00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:42,053
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

1506
00:48:42,053 --> 00:48:43,721
YOU SAID, "LET'S HAVE DINNER."

1507
00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:45,623
AND I SAID, UH -- I DON'T KNOW

1508
00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:47,358
WHAT I SAID, BUT IT WASN'T

1509
00:48:47,358 --> 00:48:49,194
"YES."

1510
00:48:49,194 --> 00:48:51,729
I AM NOT WITH MY LOVER.

1511
00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:56,134
NO, I'M DEFINITELY NOT NAKED!

1512
00:48:56,134 --> 00:48:58,236
YOU CANNOT TELL BY MY VOICE THAT

1513
00:48:58,236 --> 00:48:59,137
I'M NAKED.

1514
00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:00,005
OKAY. WHY SHOULD I?

1515
00:49:00,005 --> 00:49:01,139
YOU DON'T TELL ME EVERYWHERE

1516
00:49:01,139 --> 00:49:01,472
YOU GO.

1517
00:49:01,472 --> 00:49:02,640
WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU WHERE I

1518
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,141
GO?

1519
00:49:03,141 --> 00:49:04,209
NO, PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT YOU

1520
00:49:04,209 --> 00:49:04,976
LOVE ME!

1521
00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:06,444
BECAUSE!

1522
00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:07,578
[ DOOR SLAMS ]

1523
00:49:07,578 --> 00:49:09,180
[ Voice breaking ] I DON'T

1524
00:49:09,180 --> 00:49:11,016
BELIEVE YOU ANYMORE, AND I AM SO

1525
00:49:11,016 --> 00:49:14,452
SICK OF YOUR LIES!

1526
00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:16,087
No. Wait a minute.

1527
00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:17,322
Wait a minute.

1528
00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:18,689
I like your lies.

1529
00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:20,325
Bring on the lies.

1530
00:49:20,325 --> 00:49:21,059
WHAT?

1531
00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:23,428
BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT LIFE

1532
00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:25,696
WAS THIS SHITTY LITTLE NASTY

1533
00:49:25,696 --> 00:49:29,267
THING, AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

1534
00:49:29,267 --> 00:49:31,636
SO JUST SPOON ME FULL OF ICE

1535
00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:36,074
CREAM AND TELL ME...THAT LOVE

1536
00:49:36,074 --> 00:49:37,008
LASTS FOREVER...

1537
00:49:37,008 --> 00:49:37,775
[ SNIFFLES ]

1538
00:49:37,775 --> 00:49:40,511
...AND THAT ALL DREAMS COME

1539
00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:42,247
TRUE.

1540
00:49:42,247 --> 00:49:43,781
OH, YEAH. SURE.

1541
00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:46,351
JUST LIKE MY MOM. UH-HUH.

1542
00:49:46,351 --> 00:49:48,153
HELLO, DEMENTIA.

1543
00:49:48,153 --> 00:49:50,255
I'M OVER HERE.

1544
00:49:50,255 --> 00:49:51,589
WHAT?

1545
00:49:51,589 --> 00:49:53,324
NO. NO.

1546
00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:55,093
DON'T...

1547
00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:56,194
SHUT UP!

1548
00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:58,296
JUST SHUT UP!

1549
00:49:58,296 --> 00:50:00,065
I AM NOT THE LOVE OF ANYONE'S

1550
00:50:00,065 --> 00:50:01,699
LIFE, AND THIS IS NOT ABOUT WHO

1551
00:50:01,699 --> 00:50:05,670
I'M FUCKING!

1552
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,505
>> YOU'RE HIRED!

1553
00:50:13,111 --> 00:50:14,279
THE AUDACITY OF IT!

1554
00:50:14,279 --> 00:50:16,047
JUST BURSTING INTO CHARACTER!

1555
00:50:16,047 --> 00:50:17,648
I HADN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT A

1556
00:50:17,648 --> 00:50:18,816
WOMAN PLAYING LEAR.

1557
00:50:18,816 --> 00:50:20,318
>> I'M SORRY, BUT I --

1558
00:50:20,318 --> 00:50:21,719
>> SHE WANTS TOP BILLING.

1559
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,621
>> AND THE WHOLE BUSINESSPERSON

1560
00:50:23,621 --> 00:50:24,755
LOOK -- I LIKE IT.

1561
00:50:24,755 --> 00:50:26,291
>> SHE GETS TO KEEP THE

1562
00:50:26,291 --> 00:50:27,058
WARDROBE.

1563
00:50:27,058 --> 00:50:28,359
THAT'S A DEAL-BREAKER.

1564
00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:29,794
>> THE CORPORATE EMPIRE IS

1565
00:50:29,794 --> 00:50:30,661
COLLAPSING.

1566
00:50:30,661 --> 00:50:32,430
LEAR IS REDUCED TO BEGGING ON

1567
00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:33,498
WALL STREET.

1568
00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:34,699
THE MADNESS OF CAPITALISM!

1569
00:50:34,699 --> 00:50:35,466
>> [ LAUGHS ]

1570
00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:36,534
>> YOU DON'T UNDERS--

1571
00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:37,668
>> SHE LOVES YOUR IDEAS!

1572
00:50:37,668 --> 00:50:39,070
YOU HAVE TO SUCK UP TO THE

1573
00:50:39,070 --> 00:50:39,504
DIRECTOR.

1574
00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:40,805
>> YOU'RE YOUNG FOR THE PART,

1575
00:50:40,805 --> 00:50:42,273
BUT THAT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE.

1576
00:50:42,273 --> 00:50:43,574
LAURENCE OLIVIER PLAYED IT AT

1577
00:50:43,574 --> 00:50:45,543
39, GIELGUD AT 26, AND PEOPLE

1578
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:47,645
HAD THEIR CHILDREN MUCH YOUNGER

1579
00:50:47,645 --> 00:50:49,247
IN SHAKESPEARE'S DAY.

1580
00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:51,349
SO, SO, SO, SO...SHOULD THEY

1581
00:50:51,349 --> 00:50:53,818
STILL BE DAUGHTERS OR SONS?

1582
00:50:53,818 --> 00:50:56,287
AND WHO SHOULD PLAY THE FOOL?

1583
00:50:56,287 --> 00:50:59,290
>> Speciality.

1584
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:02,427
>> THANK YOU! YES!

1585
00:51:02,427 --> 00:51:04,295
[ Laughing ] YES.

1586
00:51:04,295 --> 00:51:06,864
AND, OF COURSE, I WANT TO THANK

1587
00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:07,632
GOD.

1588
00:51:07,632 --> 00:51:08,733
THANK YOU.

1589
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:10,868
[ Laughing ] I HAVE A PART IN A

1590
00:51:10,868 --> 00:51:11,536
PLAY!

1591
00:51:11,536 --> 00:51:12,470
[ GASPS ]

1592
00:51:12,470 --> 00:51:13,438
SHAKESPEARE!

1593
00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:14,239
[ GASPS ]

1594
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,474
THE FOOL HAS LOTS OF LINES?

1595
00:51:16,474 --> 00:51:18,276
>> YOU'RE GONNA BE NICE AND

1596
00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:18,743
BUSY.

1597
00:51:18,743 --> 00:51:20,645
>> I WANT TO PLAY WITH MY NEW

1598
00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:21,579
BEST FRIEND.

1599
00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:22,680
YOU CAN'T QUIT.

1600
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,582
AND YOU HAVE TO DO WHATEVER I

1601
00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:25,183
SAY.

1602
00:51:25,183 --> 00:51:27,285
>> I THOUGHT THAT...

1603
00:51:27,285 --> 00:51:29,387
MAINLY IT WAS GONNA BE ME

1604
00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:30,588
TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO.

1605
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:31,722
I'M OLDER. I'M WISER.

1606
00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:35,860
I'M...BETTER EQUIPPED TO HAVE

1607
00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:38,863
INFORMATION, AND, UH, IN THIS

1608
00:51:38,863 --> 00:51:41,666
CASE, I'M A BIG BITCHER -- PIG

1609
00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:42,667
BICTURE.

1610
00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:47,305
BIG...KIND OF PERSON.

1611
00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:48,539
>> BUT YOU WERE SO RIGHT.

1612
00:51:48,539 --> 00:51:50,908
I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT PAUL...

1613
00:51:50,908 --> 00:51:52,310
FOR THE LAST 20 MINUTES.

1614
00:51:52,310 --> 00:51:53,544
I HAVEN'T GONE 20 MINUTES

1615
00:51:53,544 --> 00:51:55,213
WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT HIM SINCE

1616
00:51:55,213 --> 00:51:57,682
THE FIRST TIME HE KISSED ME.

1617
00:51:57,682 --> 00:51:59,550
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT OUR

1618
00:51:59,550 --> 00:52:00,418
FIRST KISS?

1619
00:52:00,418 --> 00:52:03,221
IT WAS LIKE THE BEST FIRST KISS

1620
00:52:03,221 --> 00:52:07,325
EVER.

1621
00:52:07,325 --> 00:52:08,693
>> MAYBE ANOTHER TIME.

1622
00:52:08,693 --> 00:52:09,460
>> OKAY.

1623
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:12,530
UM...I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO

1624
00:52:12,530 --> 00:52:14,232
KISS HIM RIGHT NOW.

1625
00:52:14,232 --> 00:52:16,667
DO YOU REALLY THINK I SHOULD NOT

1626
00:52:16,667 --> 00:52:17,635
CALL HIM?

1627
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:18,769
>> I'M SURE.

1628
00:52:18,769 --> 00:52:19,837
ABSOLUTELY.

1629
00:52:19,837 --> 00:52:22,340
START THINKING ABOUT THE PLAY,

1630
00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:24,275
LEARNING ALL THE LINES.

1631
00:52:24,275 --> 00:52:25,743
>> WELL, MAYBE TONIGHT WHEN THE

1632
00:52:25,743 --> 00:52:27,278
WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST IS

1633
00:52:27,278 --> 00:52:28,646
BRUSHING HER YUCKY TEETH, HE

1634
00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:30,381
WILL CALL ME.

1635
00:52:33,518 --> 00:52:37,555
>> IT JUST SEEMS SO STRANGE.

1636
00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:38,756
YOU'VE ALWAYS BRUSHED YOUR TEETH

1637
00:52:38,756 --> 00:52:40,958
BEFORE BED.

1638
00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:48,333
>> CAN'T WE JUST GO TO SLEEP?

1639
00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:50,568
>> IS...

1640
00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:56,374
HIS PENIS BIGGER THAN MINE?

1641
00:52:56,374 --> 00:52:57,575
>> NO, NO.

1642
00:52:57,575 --> 00:53:00,378
IT'S AN AMAZING COINCIDENCE.

1643
00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:04,215
THEY'RE EXACTLY THE SAME SIZE.

1644
00:53:08,886 --> 00:53:10,821
>> YOU'VE MEASURED THEM?

1645
00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:15,526
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

1646
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:16,661
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

1647
00:53:16,661 --> 00:53:17,895
WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU

1648
00:53:17,895 --> 00:53:18,929
WERE DOING LAST NIGHT?

1649
00:53:18,929 --> 00:53:20,398
>> YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME IF I

1650
00:53:20,398 --> 00:53:21,799
TOLD YOU.

1651
00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:23,734
OH, I'LL BE HOME LATE, AGAIN,

1652
00:53:23,734 --> 00:53:24,502
TONIGHT.

1653
00:53:24,502 --> 00:53:26,471
>> [ SIGHS ]

1654
00:53:26,471 --> 00:53:27,405
WHO IS HE?!

1655
00:53:27,405 --> 00:53:28,773
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

1656
00:53:28,773 --> 00:53:32,810
[ SIGHS ]

1657
00:53:32,810 --> 00:53:33,778
IT'S THE OFFICE.

1658
00:53:33,778 --> 00:53:34,779
I BETTER TAKE IT.

1659
00:53:34,779 --> 00:53:36,281
WELL, YOU'RE HEADING OUT.

1660
00:53:36,281 --> 00:53:37,282
WE'LL TALK LATER.

1661
00:53:37,282 --> 00:53:37,848
>> OH, NO.

1662
00:53:37,848 --> 00:53:39,617
I'LL WAIT FOR YOU TO FINISH YOUR

1663
00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:39,984
CALL.

1664
00:53:39,984 --> 00:53:41,519
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT.

1665
00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:42,487
>> I DON'T MIND.

1666
00:53:42,487 --> 00:53:43,588
GO AHEAD -- TAKE IT.

1667
00:53:43,588 --> 00:53:44,755
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]

1668
00:53:44,755 --> 00:53:46,457
>> WHERE'D I LEAVE THE NOTES ON

1669
00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:47,258
THAT AUDIT?

1670
00:53:47,258 --> 00:53:49,427
I THINK THEY'RE UPSTAIRS.

1671
00:53:49,427 --> 00:53:51,429
[ SIGHS ]

1672
00:53:51,429 --> 00:53:52,963
THIS IS PAUL.

1673
00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:54,599
[ FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING ]

1674
00:54:02,006 --> 00:54:04,709
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]

1675
00:54:08,813 --> 00:54:09,914
>> UH, DAMN IT.

1676
00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:11,782
I GOT TO WORK LATE TONIGHT.

1677
00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:17,522
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

1678
00:54:17,522 --> 00:54:21,459
>> YEAH?

1679
00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:26,764
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

1680
00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:28,499
>> WHO WAS THAT?

1681
00:54:28,499 --> 00:54:30,468
>> WE NEED TO TALK.

1682
00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:32,002
>> [ SIGHS ] NO.

1683
00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:34,605
[ GROANS ]

1684
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:35,940
I'M NOT HAVING THE TALK, OKAY?

1685
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:37,408
YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME YOU'RE

1686
00:54:37,408 --> 00:54:38,643
LEAVING ME FOR ANOTHER MAN.

1687
00:54:38,643 --> 00:54:42,780
>> SIT -- SIT DOWN.

1688
00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:44,949
>> [ SIGHS ]

1689
00:54:44,949 --> 00:54:46,951
>> I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP.

1690
00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:50,755
SO...THERE IS NO OTHER MAN.

1691
00:54:50,755 --> 00:54:51,456
>> RIGHT.

1692
00:54:51,456 --> 00:54:52,890
WELL, THEN WHO KEEPS CALLING

1693
00:54:52,890 --> 00:54:53,624
YOU, THEN?

1694
00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:54,692
>> [ STAMMERS ]

1695
00:54:54,692 --> 00:54:56,427
JUST A...FRIEND.

1696
00:54:56,427 --> 00:54:57,662
>> JUST A FRIEND. OKAY.

1697
00:54:57,662 --> 00:54:58,929
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? HUH?

1698
00:54:58,929 --> 00:55:00,565
THAT YOU'VE SEEN HIM BUT YOU

1699
00:55:00,565 --> 00:55:01,666
HAVEN'T HAD SEX YET?

1700
00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:04,335
>> [ LAUGHS ]

1701
00:55:04,335 --> 00:55:05,570
>> MADELYN.

1702
00:55:05,570 --> 00:55:07,738
HOW FAR HAVE YOU GONE?

1703
00:55:07,738 --> 00:55:09,374
AND WHERE DID YOU DO IT? HUH?

1704
00:55:09,374 --> 00:55:09,740
HERE?

1705
00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:10,908
UPSTAI-- IN OUR HOME?

1706
00:55:10,908 --> 00:55:11,676
IN OUR BED?

1707
00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:13,010
>> WHY DOES THE THOUGHT OF

1708
00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:14,779
SOMEONE ELSE WANTING ME SUDDENLY

1709
00:55:14,779 --> 00:55:15,913
MAKE ME IRRESISTIBLE?

1710
00:55:15,913 --> 00:55:18,416
I SHOULD GO.

1711
00:55:18,416 --> 00:55:20,351
>> WELL, WHAT'S YOUR HURRY? HUH?

1712
00:55:20,351 --> 00:55:21,952
IS HE SOMEBODY YOU WORK WITH?

1713
00:55:21,952 --> 00:55:23,888
>> I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT IF

1714
00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:25,590
I WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR, IT

1715
00:55:25,590 --> 00:55:27,091
WOULD BE WITH SOMEONE MORE

1716
00:55:27,091 --> 00:55:28,893
INTERESTING THAN THE MEN WITH

1717
00:55:28,893 --> 00:55:29,794
WHOM I WORK.

1718
00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:31,929
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

1719
00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:32,997
>> SO HELP ME GOD, IF THAT'S

1720
00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:33,864
HIM, I'LL KILL HIM.

1721
00:55:33,864 --> 00:55:34,699
>> IT CAN'T BE HIM.

1722
00:55:34,699 --> 00:55:36,967
HE DOESN'T EXIST!

1723
00:55:36,967 --> 00:55:39,770
[ DOOR OPENS ]

1724
00:55:39,770 --> 00:55:40,738
>> OH, FUCK!

1725
00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:42,707
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SPENT MORE

1726
00:55:42,707 --> 00:55:44,609
ON THE FLOWERS.

1727
00:55:44,609 --> 00:55:46,110
>> IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED.

1728
00:55:46,110 --> 00:55:47,077
[ CHUCKLES ]

1729
00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:49,079
THE PHONE JUST RANG, AND IT WAS

1730
00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:49,747
PAUL.

1731
00:55:49,747 --> 00:55:51,716
I WOULD HAVE CALLED YOU TO SEE

1732
00:55:51,716 --> 00:55:53,718
IF I SHOULD SEE HIM OR NOT, BUT

1733
00:55:53,718 --> 00:55:55,553
HE WAS IN SUCH A HURRY, AND

1734
00:55:55,553 --> 00:55:57,488
REALLY, I MEAN, I HAVE TO SEE

1735
00:55:57,488 --> 00:55:59,023
HIM AGAIN SOMEDAY, RIGHT?

1736
00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:00,758
IT'S NOT LIKE OUR PATHS WILL

1737
00:56:00,758 --> 00:56:02,593
NEVER CROSS AGAIN AND WE COULD

1738
00:56:02,593 --> 00:56:04,462
BE REALLY OLD AND, "OH, MY GOD.

1739
00:56:04,462 --> 00:56:06,096
YOU WERE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE."

1740
00:56:06,096 --> 00:56:07,732
SO, HE'S COMING OVER HERE

1741
00:56:07,732 --> 00:56:08,466
TONIGHT.

1742
00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:09,867
IS IT OKAY IF I HAVE SEX WITH

1743
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,637
HIM?

1744
00:56:12,637 --> 00:56:14,505
>> [ CLICKS TONGUE ]

1745
00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:16,541
IF HE CALLED YOU, SURE.

1746
00:56:16,541 --> 00:56:17,842
>> YEAH. OKAY.

1747
00:56:17,842 --> 00:56:20,411
>> BUT IF YOU CALLED HIM -- I

1748
00:56:20,411 --> 00:56:22,980
KNOW YOU DIDN'T, BUT IF YOU HAD,

1749
00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:25,483
UM, THAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT.

1750
00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:26,684
>> IT WOULD?

1751
00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:28,653
>> MM-HMM. MM-HMM.

1752
00:56:28,653 --> 00:56:29,554
MM-HMM.

1753
00:56:29,554 --> 00:56:31,055
MM-HMM.

1754
00:56:31,055 --> 00:56:32,923
YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE A

1755
00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:34,992
HOME WRECKER, WOULD YOU, LUCY?

1756
00:56:34,992 --> 00:56:36,927
OKAY, SEE YOU AT REHEARSAL

1757
00:56:36,927 --> 00:56:38,963
TONIGHT -- IF YOU'RE NOT TOO

1758
00:56:38,963 --> 00:56:40,531
BUSY.

1759
00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:42,767
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

1760
00:56:53,911 --> 00:57:00,217
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

1761
00:57:00,217 --> 00:57:03,220
>> IS THIS...

1762
00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:07,858
I'M CONFUSED.

1763
00:57:07,858 --> 00:57:10,528
OH, MY GOD.

1764
00:57:10,528 --> 00:57:13,498
YELLOW ROSES?

1765
00:57:13,498 --> 00:57:17,134
HIS FAVORITE?

1766
00:57:17,134 --> 00:57:18,869
MY GOD.

1767
00:57:18,869 --> 00:57:21,472
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP.

1768
00:57:21,472 --> 00:57:23,541
THIS MORNING HE WAS SINGING.

1769
00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:25,710
HE ONLY SINGS WHEN HE'S HAPPY.

1770
00:57:25,710 --> 00:57:27,111
I WENT ONLINE TO CHECK THE

1771
00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:28,913
CREDIT CARD -- A FLORIST -- BUT

1772
00:57:28,913 --> 00:57:33,718
I HAD NO IDEA.

1773
00:57:33,718 --> 00:57:37,187
MY HUSBAND IS GAY?!

1774
00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:39,056
OH.

1775
00:57:39,056 --> 00:57:40,725
IN MY HEART, I KNEW IT.

1776
00:57:40,725 --> 00:57:42,760
I KNEW IT THE FIRST TIME WE HAD

1777
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,995
SEX.

1778
00:57:44,995 --> 00:57:45,730
>> WAIT.

1779
00:57:45,730 --> 00:57:47,231
YOUR HUSBAND IS THE ONE WHO

1780
00:57:47,231 --> 00:57:49,099
SENT MY WIFE FLOWERS?

1781
00:57:49,099 --> 00:57:50,635
>> YOU HAVE A WIFE?

1782
00:57:50,635 --> 00:57:51,702
HE ISN'T GAY?

1783
00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:52,937
OH.

1784
00:57:52,937 --> 00:57:54,872
WELL, WHO IS SHE?

1785
00:57:54,872 --> 00:57:56,140
MADELYN REED.

1786
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:58,609
>> RINGS A BELL, BUT JUST A

1787
00:57:58,609 --> 00:58:00,044
TINKLE.

1788
00:58:00,044 --> 00:58:01,846
DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO?

1789
00:58:01,846 --> 00:58:03,948
>> YEAH.

1790
00:58:03,948 --> 00:58:06,150
>> THA MADELYN?!

1791
00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:10,020
MY HUSBAND IS KEITH HALBERTSON.

1792
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:11,856
>> I KNEW IT WAS A CO-WORKER.

1793
00:58:11,856 --> 00:58:13,624
>> DON'T TELL HER YOU KNOW.

1794
00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:14,892
SHE'LL JUST DENY IT.

1795
00:58:14,892 --> 00:58:16,894
AND WE NEED PROOF SO THAT WE CAN

1796
00:58:16,894 --> 00:58:18,596
SOAK THEM IN THE DIVORCE.

1797
00:58:18,596 --> 00:58:19,597
WAIT.

1798
00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:23,200
WELL...WHAT DO WE KNOW?

1799
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,802
DO YOU THINK THEY'VE SLEPT

1800
00:58:24,802 --> 00:58:26,604
TOGETHER YET, OR...DID WE CATCH

1801
00:58:26,604 --> 00:58:29,073
THEM IN TIME?

1802
00:58:29,073 --> 00:58:31,075
>> HE...HE CALLS HER IN THE

1803
00:58:31,075 --> 00:58:32,710
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

1804
00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:33,878
>> OH, SHIT!

1805
00:58:33,878 --> 00:58:35,846
JUST SHIT, SHIT, SHIT.

1806
00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:37,582
>> I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT

1807
00:58:37,582 --> 00:58:38,849
I WAS JUST HEADING OUT.

1808
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:39,984
>> HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO US?

1809
00:58:39,984 --> 00:58:41,151
DON'T THEY KNOW HOW MUCH THEY'RE

1810
00:58:41,151 --> 00:58:42,152
HURTING US?

1811
00:58:42,152 --> 00:58:43,821
HAVE THEY NO MORALS?

1812
00:58:43,821 --> 00:58:45,756
TO PERFORM SUCH AN ACT OF

1813
00:58:45,756 --> 00:58:48,893
CRUELTY, OF...SELFISHNESS, OF

1814
00:58:48,893 --> 00:58:51,061
LUST -- A SIN AGAINST GOOD

1815
00:58:51,061 --> 00:58:53,063
PEOPLE WHO PROMISED "FOR BETTER

1816
00:58:53,063 --> 00:58:54,899
OF WORSE, TILL DEATH DO YOU

1817
00:58:54,899 --> 00:58:56,901
PART," WHO'D LOOK AFTER THEM IF

1818
00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:58,769
THEY HAD CANCER OR THEY WENT

1819
00:58:58,769 --> 00:59:01,338
BLIND OR -- OR WHO WOULD GIVE

1820
00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:02,707
THEM A KIDNEY.

1821
00:59:02,707 --> 00:59:05,242
WHAT KIND OF SCUM WOULD DO

1822
00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:11,916
THAT -- SNEAK AROUND, LIE, HAVE

1823
00:59:11,916 --> 00:59:13,317
SEX FOR KICKS JUST 'CAUSE THEY

1824
00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:15,986
WERE BORED?

1825
00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:18,088
[ SIGHS ] MY GOD.

1826
00:59:18,088 --> 00:59:21,091
THERE IS NOTHING MORE DISGUSTING

1827
00:59:21,091 --> 00:59:22,292
THAN INFIDELITY.

1828
00:59:22,292 --> 00:59:24,128
DON'T YOU AGREE?

1829
00:59:26,697 --> 00:59:28,232
>> I MUST LOVE YOU...

1830
00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:29,600
>> [ LAUGHS ]

1831
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,035
>> ...AND SUE TO KNOW YOU

1832
00:59:31,035 --> 00:59:31,736
BETTER.

1833
00:59:31,736 --> 00:59:34,805
>> SIR, I SHALL STUDY...

1834
00:59:34,805 --> 00:59:36,173
DESERVING.

1835
00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:39,009
>> HE HATH BEEN OUT NINE YEARS,

1836
00:59:39,009 --> 00:59:41,245
AND AWAY HE SHALL AGAIN.

1837
00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:46,250
AH, THE KING IS COMING.

1838
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:49,654
THE KING IS COMING.

1839
00:59:49,654 --> 00:59:50,187
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

1840
00:59:50,187 --> 00:59:51,722
YOUR LINE.

1841
00:59:51,722 --> 00:59:54,692
>> OH, UH...CAN YOU CARRY ON

1842
00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:55,760
WITHOUT ME?

1843
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,795
>> [ LAUGHS ]

1844
00:59:57,795 --> 01:00:00,164
YOU'RE LEAR.

1845
01:00:00,164 --> 01:00:05,936
>> OH, I KNOW.

1846
01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:10,107
Can I speak to you in private?

1847
01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:12,376
>> WE HAVE NO SECRETS HERE.

1848
01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:13,878
WE ARE A TEAM.

1849
01:00:13,878 --> 01:00:16,213
ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE.

1850
01:00:16,213 --> 01:00:16,947
>> TEAM!

1851
01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:18,315
>> HURRAH!

1852
01:00:18,315 --> 01:00:19,349
>> OKAY.

1853
01:00:19,349 --> 01:00:22,152
WELL, I KNOW YOU'RE DEPENDING

1854
01:00:22,152 --> 01:00:24,689
ON -- ON ME TO PLAY LEAR,

1855
01:00:24,689 --> 01:00:27,357
BECAUSE, WELL, I MEAN, ALL THE

1856
01:00:27,357 --> 01:00:29,293
OTHER LEARS SUCKED.

1857
01:00:29,293 --> 01:00:32,262
AND I'M USUALLY VERY RELIABLE,

1858
01:00:32,262 --> 01:00:34,999
AND I'M USUALLY SOBER, BUT,

1859
01:00:34,999 --> 01:00:38,002
UH...

1860
01:00:38,002 --> 01:00:40,237
I CAN'T DO THIS.

1861
01:00:40,237 --> 01:00:42,439
>> YES, YOU CAN.

1862
01:00:42,439 --> 01:00:44,975
WE BELIEVE IN YOU.

1863
01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,911
>> ALL: WE BELIEVE IN YOU.

1864
01:00:46,911 --> 01:00:48,779
>> WE DO. WE DO.

1865
01:00:48,779 --> 01:00:55,219
>> UH...

1866
01:00:55,219 --> 01:00:59,089
[ INHALES SHARPLY, SOBS ]

1867
01:00:59,089 --> 01:01:00,457
OKAY.

1868
01:01:00,457 --> 01:01:02,993
WHAT I MEAN IS THAT I'M GOING

1869
01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:05,696
THROUGH SOMETHING RIGHT NOW WITH

1870
01:01:05,696 --> 01:01:07,965
SOMEONE YOU KNOW, AND IF YOU

1871
01:01:07,965 --> 01:01:10,467
ONLY KNEW WHAT IT WAS, YOU WOULD

1872
01:01:10,467 --> 01:01:12,970
UNDERSTAND, OKAY?

1873
01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:16,440
AND EVERYTHING THAT I HAD --

1874
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,844
EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING IS

1875
01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:22,046
SUDDENLY JUST GONE!

1876
01:01:22,046 --> 01:01:24,314
YOU KNOW, KAPUT! POW!

1877
01:01:24,314 --> 01:01:27,351
AND IT'S ALL BEEN REPLACED BY

1878
01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:28,318
MADNESS.

1879
01:01:28,318 --> 01:01:31,121
>> HOLD THAT FEELING.

1880
01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:32,823
>> WHY WOULD I HOLD IT?

1881
01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:33,457
IT HURTS.

1882
01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:35,192
>> YOU'RE SO LUCKY.

1883
01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:37,061
YOU'RE ALREADY THERE.

1884
01:01:37,061 --> 01:01:38,362
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]

1885
01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:40,831
>> Shh! She's coming.

1886
01:01:40,831 --> 01:01:42,332
Okay, don't say anything that I

1887
01:01:42,332 --> 01:01:42,900
said.

1888
01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:43,968
Did I say anything?

1889
01:01:43,968 --> 01:01:45,102
Okay, just act natural.

1890
01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:45,870
Act natural.

1891
01:01:45,870 --> 01:01:46,503
You're actors.

1892
01:01:46,503 --> 01:01:47,872
You know how to do that.

1893
01:01:47,872 --> 01:01:49,139
>> [ YAWNS ]

1894
01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:53,043
>> HI.

1895
01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:55,846
I'M SORRY I'M LATE.

1896
01:02:04,855 --> 01:02:06,490
[ CHAIR SLIDING ]

1897
01:02:16,433 --> 01:02:18,769
>> WHAT HAPPENED?

1898
01:02:18,769 --> 01:02:20,805
>> HE DIDN'T COME.

1899
01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:25,275
I GUESS HE LOVES HIS WIFE MORE.

1900
01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:27,044
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'D GET THROUGH

1901
01:02:27,044 --> 01:02:30,547
THIS WITHOUT YOU.

1902
01:02:30,547 --> 01:02:34,451
>> I ADORE SUBTEXT.

1903
01:02:34,451 --> 01:02:36,921
>> SHE NEEDS A SCRIPT.

1904
01:02:36,921 --> 01:02:40,190
>> THANK YOU.

1905
01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:41,926
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]

1906
01:02:41,926 --> 01:02:50,034
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

1907
01:02:50,034 --> 01:02:51,468
>> AREN'T YOU GONNA ANSWER THAT?

1908
01:02:51,468 --> 01:02:54,504
>> NO.

1909
01:02:54,504 --> 01:02:55,572
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

1910
01:02:55,572 --> 01:02:56,841
>> IT MEANS I'M ASLEEP.

1911
01:02:56,841 --> 01:02:58,075
>> DID YOU SPLIT UP WITH HIM?

1912
01:02:58,075 --> 01:03:00,510
>> HE DOESN'T EXIST.

1913
01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:01,879
>> I KNOW MORE THAN YOU THINK I

1914
01:03:01,879 --> 01:03:05,482
KNOW.

1915
01:03:05,482 --> 01:03:06,183
I'LL ANSWER IT.

1916
01:03:06,183 --> 01:03:07,217
I'LL TELL THE BASTARD WHAT I

1917
01:03:07,217 --> 01:03:08,252
THINK OF HIM FUCKING MY WIFE.

1918
01:03:08,252 --> 01:03:10,020
>> HOLD IT.

1919
01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:12,289
WHAT?!

1920
01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:32,176
>> HEY.

1921
01:03:32,176 --> 01:03:32,576
>> HEY.

1922
01:03:32,576 --> 01:03:34,078
>> CALLED THE PASTOR FOR YOU.

1923
01:03:34,078 --> 01:03:34,945
HE'S ON HIS WAY.

1924
01:03:34,945 --> 01:03:36,446
>> OH.

1925
01:03:36,446 --> 01:03:42,152
I DON'T REALLY WANT TO...

1926
01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:44,554
SPEAK TO A COMPLETE STRANGER.

1927
01:03:44,554 --> 01:03:46,223
>> I'M SURE HE'LL MAKE YOU FEEL

1928
01:03:46,223 --> 01:03:46,623
BETTER.

1929
01:03:46,623 --> 01:03:47,858
HE'S A LOT OF FUN.

1930
01:03:47,858 --> 01:03:49,093
HE DID CARD TRICKS AT THE

1931
01:03:49,093 --> 01:03:50,360
CHRISTMAS PARTY.

1932
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,229
>> OOH. [ LAUGHS ]

1933
01:03:52,229 --> 01:03:53,297
[ SNIFFLES ]

1934
01:03:53,297 --> 01:03:54,932
WELL, IN THAT CASE, I THINK I'LL

1935
01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:56,333
JUST HEAD DOWN THE HALL AND GET

1936
01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:57,902
SOME COFFEE AND MAKE SOME PHONE

1937
01:03:57,902 --> 01:03:58,268
CALLS.

1938
01:03:58,268 --> 01:03:59,904
IF HE DOES SHOW UP, TELL HIM NOT

1939
01:03:59,904 --> 01:04:04,108
TO WAIT AROUND ON MY ACCOUNT.

1940
01:04:04,108 --> 01:04:06,543
THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF HER.

1941
01:04:28,632 --> 01:04:30,634
[ DOOR CLOSES ]

1942
01:04:39,009 --> 01:04:41,111
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

1943
01:04:41,111 --> 01:04:43,948
I'M SORRY.

1944
01:04:43,948 --> 01:04:44,414
I'M SORRY.

1945
01:04:44,414 --> 01:04:45,983
I HAVEN'T TURNED THIS THING OFF,

1946
01:04:45,983 --> 01:04:47,317
DAY OR NIGHT, FOR THE PAST TWO

1947
01:04:47,317 --> 01:04:48,585
YEARS, JUST IN CASE I GOT THE

1948
01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:51,155
CALL.

1949
01:04:51,155 --> 01:04:55,592
I GOT THE CALL.

1950
01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:58,295
>> ME TOO.

1951
01:04:58,295 --> 01:04:59,997
MOTHER OR FATHER?

1952
01:04:59,997 --> 01:05:02,166
>> MOTHER.

1953
01:05:02,166 --> 01:05:03,433
YOU?

1954
01:05:03,433 --> 01:05:09,239
>> FATHER.

1955
01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:12,442
>> LAST ONE?

1956
01:05:12,442 --> 01:05:15,245
>> YEAH.

1957
01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:18,448
>> IT'S...

1958
01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:21,085
IT'S SCARY.

1959
01:05:21,085 --> 01:05:22,586
WHY?

1960
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:24,554
WE'VE BEEN THE ADULTS FOR A LONG

1961
01:05:24,554 --> 01:05:25,189
TIME.

1962
01:05:25,189 --> 01:05:28,192
>> HMM.

1963
01:05:28,192 --> 01:05:30,627
MAYBE BECAUSE WE'RE NEXT.

1964
01:05:30,627 --> 01:05:34,198
>> [ LAUGHS ]

1965
01:05:34,198 --> 01:05:35,699
DO I FEEL MORE MORTAL?

1966
01:05:35,699 --> 01:05:38,702
YES, BUT LITTLE, LITTLE, LITTLE,

1967
01:05:38,702 --> 01:05:40,304
LITTLE, TOO, YOU KNOW?

1968
01:05:40,304 --> 01:05:41,038
>> HUH.

1969
01:05:41,038 --> 01:05:43,040
>> LIKE A KID WHO CAN'T GO HOME

1970
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,042
WHEN SHE SCREWS UP BECAUSE HOME

1971
01:05:45,042 --> 01:05:46,443
JUST DIED IN HER SLEEP.

1972
01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:50,080
>> "DAD, I NEED MONEY."

1973
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,016
>> "MOM, I QUIT SCHOOL."

1974
01:05:52,016 --> 01:05:54,384
>> "DAD, COULD YOU EXPLAIN WOMEN

1975
01:05:54,384 --> 01:05:59,156
TO ME?"

1976
01:05:59,156 --> 01:06:06,130
>> "MOM, HE BROKE MY HEART."

1977
01:06:06,130 --> 01:06:06,997
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]

1978
01:06:06,997 --> 01:06:12,136
>> THOSE...WERE THE DAYS.

1979
01:06:12,136 --> 01:06:13,137
>> YOU?

1980
01:06:13,137 --> 01:06:16,706
>> OH, YES, PLEASE.

1981
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,182
FAVORITE MEMORIES?

1982
01:06:25,182 --> 01:06:28,218
>> WHEN I WAS, UH, 30, I'D HAD A

1983
01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:30,454
REALLY BAD MISCARRIAGE.

1984
01:06:30,454 --> 01:06:32,422
I HAD REALLY WANTED KIDS.

1985
01:06:32,422 --> 01:06:34,524
AND EVERYBODY WAS SAYING THE

1986
01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:36,660
RIGHT THINGS -- "YOU'LL HAVE

1987
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,695
OTHER CHANCES," "CHEER UP."

1988
01:06:38,695 --> 01:06:41,231
MY HUSBAND SAID -- HE WAS TRYING

1989
01:06:41,231 --> 01:06:43,100
TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER -- HE

1990
01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:45,102
SAID, UH, "MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST

1991
01:06:45,102 --> 01:06:46,570
SAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A

1992
01:06:46,570 --> 01:06:47,604
DOWN PAYMENT FIRST."

1993
01:06:47,604 --> 01:06:48,305
[ LAUGHS ]

1994
01:06:48,305 --> 01:06:49,106
>> [ LAUGHS ]

1995
01:06:49,106 --> 01:06:50,440
>> AND I THOUGHT I HAD TO SAY

1996
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,642
ALL THAT SAME KIND OF CRAP.

1997
01:06:52,642 --> 01:06:55,312
SO THEN MY MOTHER CAME TO VISIT

1998
01:06:55,312 --> 01:06:57,681
ME IN THE HOSPITAL, AND, UH, I

1999
01:06:57,681 --> 01:06:59,583
SAID, "I'LL BE FINE."

2000
01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:02,252
AND SHE JUST CLIMBED UP ONTO MY

2001
01:07:02,252 --> 01:07:04,554
HOSPITAL BED AND HELD ME AND

2002
01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:09,559
JUST LET ME CRY AND CRY.

2003
01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:11,428
THAT'S MY MOM.

2004
01:07:11,428 --> 01:07:13,730
>> WOW.

2005
01:07:13,730 --> 01:07:16,466
>> YOU?

2006
01:07:16,466 --> 01:07:20,704
>> WELL, I DECIDED ON MY 16th

2007
01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:22,672
BIRTHDAY THAT I WAS GONNA QUIT

2008
01:07:22,672 --> 01:07:24,641
HIGH SCHOOL AND JUST HITCHHIKE

2009
01:07:24,641 --> 01:07:26,410
ALL OVER SOUTH AMERICA AND

2010
01:07:26,410 --> 01:07:28,145
NOBODY WAS GONNA STOP ME.

2011
01:07:28,145 --> 01:07:30,247
NOW, SUDDENLY, I'M THE COOLEST

2012
01:07:30,247 --> 01:07:32,382
GUY IN THE SCHOOL, WHERE I WAS

2013
01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:33,717
NOT POPULAR AT ALL.

2014
01:07:33,717 --> 01:07:35,785
I WENT HOME, AND I'M PACKING UP

2015
01:07:35,785 --> 01:07:37,854
EVERYTHING IN MY BACKPACK IN MY

2016
01:07:37,854 --> 01:07:38,522
ROOM.

2017
01:07:38,522 --> 01:07:40,457
MY OLD MAN WALKS IN.

2018
01:07:40,457 --> 01:07:43,360
HE SAYS, "YOU KNOW, YOU CAN TELL

2019
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:45,629
THEM I WOULDN'T LET YOU."

2020
01:07:45,629 --> 01:07:47,264
AND I THOUGHT, "HOW DID HE

2021
01:07:47,264 --> 01:07:47,864
KNOW?"

2022
01:07:47,864 --> 01:07:49,833
I MEAN, I WAS PETRIFIED.

2023
01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,701
AND I SAID, "DAD, THEY'RE JUST

2024
01:07:51,701 --> 01:07:53,637
GONNA SAY, 'YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE

2025
01:07:53,637 --> 01:07:54,404
ANYWAY.'"

2026
01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:56,206
HE SAID, "THEN YOU TELL THEM

2027
01:07:56,206 --> 01:07:57,807
I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR

2028
01:07:57,807 --> 01:07:59,609
BODY IF YOU GO."

2029
01:07:59,609 --> 01:08:02,546
THIS MAN HAD NEVER EVEN LAID A

2030
01:08:02,546 --> 01:08:04,148
FINGER ON ME.

2031
01:08:04,148 --> 01:08:06,816
SO I WENT BACK TO SCHOOL THE

2032
01:08:06,816 --> 01:08:08,685
NEXT DAY, AND I SAID, "MY DAD

2033
01:08:08,685 --> 01:08:10,587
STORMED INTO MY ROOM WITH HIS

2034
01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:12,589
BELT OUT, THREATENING TO BEAT ME

2035
01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:15,392
TO A PULP IF I DARED..."

2036
01:08:15,392 --> 01:08:19,229
[ CHUCKLES ]

2037
01:08:19,229 --> 01:08:24,201
HE SAVED MY HONOR.

2038
01:08:24,201 --> 01:08:28,172
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING

2039
01:08:28,172 --> 01:08:30,607
TO THEM?

2040
01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:32,909
>> YOU MEAN, LIKE, WHERE ARE

2041
01:08:32,909 --> 01:08:33,710
THEY?

2042
01:08:33,710 --> 01:08:34,778
RIGHT NOW?

2043
01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:36,213
>> RIGHT NOW.

2044
01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:39,416
>> OR IS THIS IT?

2045
01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:41,151
IT'S OVER -- THE ONLY CHANCE YOU

2046
01:08:41,151 --> 01:08:43,153
GET.

2047
01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:45,455
>> WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT

2048
01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:46,590
BEING ALIVE?

2049
01:08:46,590 --> 01:08:47,591
>> LESS AND LESS.

2050
01:08:47,591 --> 01:08:49,326
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

2051
01:08:49,326 --> 01:08:51,628
NO, REALLY, I MEAN, MAYBE THIS

2052
01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:53,497
IS HOW IT WORKS.

2053
01:08:53,497 --> 01:08:56,466
IF YOU'RE LUCKY AND YOU DIE OLD,

2054
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:58,735
THAT YOUR LIFE HAS JUST BECOME

2055
01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:01,271
SO DISAPPOINTING AND SO LONELY,

2056
01:09:01,271 --> 01:09:04,441
SO LOVELESS, SO EMPTY, SO

2057
01:09:04,441 --> 01:09:05,942
ACHY-BREAKY PAINFUL, THAT WHEN

2058
01:09:05,942 --> 01:09:07,644
DEATH FINALLY DOES COME ALONG,

2059
01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:10,580
YOU SAY...

2060
01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:12,282
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?"

2061
01:09:12,282 --> 01:09:13,283
>> OH, COME ON.

2062
01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:14,951
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO CHEER

2063
01:09:14,951 --> 01:09:15,752
ME UP.

2064
01:09:15,752 --> 01:09:18,622
[ LAUGHS ]

2065
01:09:18,622 --> 01:09:20,424
BUT COME ON.

2066
01:09:20,424 --> 01:09:23,827
GIVE UP SPIKED WHISKEY COFFEE

2067
01:09:23,827 --> 01:09:27,664
AND NURSING-HOME WAITING ROOMS?

2068
01:09:27,664 --> 01:09:29,499
>> ICE CREAM.

2069
01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:30,834
I LIKE ICE CREAM.

2070
01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:31,968
>> WIND.

2071
01:09:31,968 --> 01:09:38,275
I LIKE -- I LOVE WINDY DAYS.

2072
01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:42,479
>> WELL, KISSES.

2073
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:45,249
NOT, YOU KNOW, KISS-KISS, "SEE

2074
01:09:45,249 --> 01:09:47,617
YOU LATER" KISS, BUT KISSES

2075
01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:50,354
LIKE...

2076
01:09:50,354 --> 01:09:53,557
LIKE...

2077
01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:54,858
LIKE THE FIRST TIME YOU EVER

2078
01:09:54,858 --> 01:09:57,261
KISS SOMEBODY.

2079
01:09:57,261 --> 01:09:59,629
YOU KNOW? KISSES.

2080
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:11,441
WHEN WAS OUR LAST FIRST KISS?

2081
01:10:11,441 --> 01:10:12,776
AND DID WE EVEN KNOW IT WAS OUR

2082
01:10:12,776 --> 01:10:15,479
LAST?

2083
01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:17,747
>> THEN OUR FIRST KISSES WERE

2084
01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:21,785
GONE FOREVER.

2085
01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:29,459
>> I JUST HAD DRUNK SEX WITH A

2086
01:10:29,459 --> 01:10:31,428
STRANGER IN A NURSING-HOME

2087
01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:32,696
WAITING ROOM.

2088
01:10:32,696 --> 01:10:35,432
WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER SEX WITH A

2089
01:10:35,432 --> 01:10:37,701
STRANGER IN A NURSING-HOME

2090
01:10:37,701 --> 01:10:38,968
WAITING ROOM?

2091
01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:41,405
>> I KNOW. IT'S KIND OF...

2092
01:10:41,405 --> 01:10:42,806
AWKWARD.

2093
01:10:42,806 --> 01:10:45,642
WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO...HAVE

2094
01:10:45,642 --> 01:10:49,513
TO SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN --

2095
01:10:49,513 --> 01:10:50,814
BREAKFAST OR SOMETHING,

2096
01:10:50,814 --> 01:10:52,516
OTHERWISE IT'LL BE THE MOST

2097
01:10:52,516 --> 01:10:54,017
SURREALIST EXPERIENCE OF OUR

2098
01:10:54,017 --> 01:10:54,651
LIVES.

2099
01:10:54,651 --> 01:10:56,320
>> WELL, IT WOULD HAVE SOME

2100
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:57,487
COMPETITION FOR ME.

2101
01:10:57,487 --> 01:10:58,822
NOW, I'VE GOT A-A BUSY DAY.

2102
01:10:58,822 --> 01:11:00,424
I'VE GOT A FUNERAL TO PLAN.

2103
01:11:00,424 --> 01:11:02,959
>> OH, SHIT. SO DO I.

2104
01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:05,795
DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS

2105
01:11:05,795 --> 01:11:07,331
ON PEOPLE...

2106
01:11:07,331 --> 01:11:09,666
>> I THINK, UH, I'M GONNA

2107
01:11:09,666 --> 01:11:11,468
USE...AMBERSON'S.

2108
01:11:11,468 --> 01:11:12,736
THAT'S WHERE I BURIED MY DAD.

2109
01:11:12,736 --> 01:11:13,537
>> AMBERSON'S?

2110
01:11:13,537 --> 01:11:14,003
>> MM-HMM.

2111
01:11:14,003 --> 01:11:15,305
>> AMBERSON'S ON HUNTER?

2112
01:11:15,305 --> 01:11:16,840
>> YES. YEAH.

2113
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,876
>> MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU THERE.

2114
01:11:19,876 --> 01:11:21,745
THAT IS POTENT STUFF.

2115
01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:23,713
I MEAN, I'M ACTUALLY GONNA, UH,

2116
01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:25,649
GRAB A CAB, LEAVE MY CAR HERE.

2117
01:11:25,649 --> 01:11:27,584
DO -- DO YOU WANT TO SHARE A

2118
01:11:27,584 --> 01:11:28,017
CAB?

2119
01:11:28,017 --> 01:11:29,486
>> NO. NO, THANKS.

2120
01:11:29,486 --> 01:11:30,687
UM, I JUST -- I HAVE PHONE CALLS

2121
01:11:30,687 --> 01:11:33,357
TO MAKE AND...

2122
01:11:33,357 --> 01:11:36,426
I'LL JUST...STAY.

2123
01:11:36,426 --> 01:11:37,827
>> OKAY.

2124
01:11:37,827 --> 01:11:43,099
WELL, UM...

2125
01:11:43,099 --> 01:11:44,634
>> THANKS. BYE.

2126
01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:45,702
>> THANKS.

2127
01:11:45,702 --> 01:11:46,603
>> DON'T SAY "THANKS."

2128
01:11:46,603 --> 01:11:50,306
>> NO, NO.

2129
01:11:57,046 --> 01:11:58,715
[ DOOR CLOSES ]

2130
01:11:58,715 --> 01:12:00,384
>> I TOLD YOU IT'D BE EASY.

2131
01:12:00,384 --> 01:12:01,951
>> I DIDN'T EVEN ASK HIS NAME.

2132
01:12:01,951 --> 01:12:04,688
A-A COMPLETE STRANGER.

2133
01:12:04,688 --> 01:12:06,456
>> I LOVE SEX LIKE THAT.

2134
01:12:06,456 --> 01:12:08,057
"YOU HAD ME AT 'HELLO.'"

2135
01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:09,459
OH, AND NOW YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND

2136
01:12:09,459 --> 01:12:10,627
CAN STAY MARRIED, 'CAUSE YOU'LL

2137
01:12:10,627 --> 01:12:12,028
BE EVEN.

2138
01:12:12,028 --> 01:12:13,530
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M

2139
01:12:13,530 --> 01:12:14,798
DOING THE THINGS I'M DOING.

2140
01:12:14,798 --> 01:12:16,400
I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST TOLD YOU

2141
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,834
THAT, BUT WHO ELSE WOULD I ADMIT

2142
01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:18,368
IT TO?

2143
01:12:18,368 --> 01:12:19,503
>> WELL, YOU TOLD ME 'CAUSE

2144
01:12:19,503 --> 01:12:20,804
THAT -- THAT'S WHAT BEST FRIENDS

2145
01:12:20,804 --> 01:12:21,771
DO, RIGHT?

2146
01:12:21,771 --> 01:12:23,807
>> UH, YEAH.

2147
01:12:23,807 --> 01:12:24,974
>> AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO

2148
01:12:24,974 --> 01:12:26,943
CONFESS.

2149
01:12:26,943 --> 01:12:28,144
PAUL DIDN'T CALL ME YESTERDAY

2150
01:12:28,144 --> 01:12:28,745
MORNING.

2151
01:12:28,745 --> 01:12:31,715
I-I CALLED HIM.

2152
01:12:31,715 --> 01:12:34,651
YOU COULD TELL, RIGHT?

2153
01:12:34,651 --> 01:12:36,119
WOW. YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.

2154
01:12:36,119 --> 01:12:38,054
THAT'S WHY I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A

2155
01:12:38,054 --> 01:12:38,988
BEST FRIEND.

2156
01:12:38,988 --> 01:12:41,425
BUT HE DID CALL ME TODAY.

2157
01:12:41,425 --> 01:12:43,627
>> HE...CALLED YOU TODAY?

2158
01:12:43,627 --> 01:12:44,994
>> HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW DIED, SO

2159
01:12:44,994 --> 01:12:46,630
NOW THE "WIFE" REALLY NEEDS HIM.

2160
01:12:46,630 --> 01:12:47,431
>> THE WIFE.

2161
01:12:47,431 --> 01:12:48,832
>> HOW LONG DO YOU THINK HE HAS

2162
01:12:48,832 --> 01:12:50,467
TO WAIT UNTIL HE TELLS HER HE'S

2163
01:12:50,467 --> 01:12:51,801
LEAVING HER?

2164
01:12:51,801 --> 01:12:53,102
TWO WEEKS?

2165
01:12:53,102 --> 01:12:54,438
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW THAT

2166
01:12:54,438 --> 01:12:55,772
THERE'S A SET TIME FOR THAT KIND

2167
01:12:55,772 --> 01:12:56,473
OF THING.

2168
01:12:56,473 --> 01:12:57,774
>> MAYBE I CAN GOOGLE IT.

2169
01:12:57,774 --> 01:12:59,509
BUT WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF HE

2170
01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:00,844
CAME TO THE OPENING NIGHT?

2171
01:13:00,844 --> 01:13:02,579
AND MY DREAM IS COMING TRUE --

2172
01:13:02,579 --> 01:13:03,880
I'M -- I'M AN ACTRESS!

2173
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:08,418
>> "GOOGLE IT"?

2174
01:13:08,418 --> 01:13:10,520
>> "WE THAT ARE YOUNG SHALL

2175
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:17,594
NEVER SEE SO MUCH NOR LIVE.

2176
01:13:17,594 --> 01:13:18,962
SO LONG."

2177
01:13:18,962 --> 01:13:20,897
>> WE MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE

2178
01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:21,765
END OF THE PLAY!

2179
01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:23,166
I CAN'T BELIEVE I ONLY FELL OFF

2180
01:13:23,166 --> 01:13:24,668
THE STAGE ONCE.

2181
01:13:24,668 --> 01:13:25,902
>> OH, IT WAS TWICE.

2182
01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:28,838
>> THAT WAS...

2183
01:13:28,838 --> 01:13:31,475
THAT WAS...

2184
01:13:31,475 --> 01:13:33,743
THAT WAS...

2185
01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:36,012
SO HORRIBLE.

2186
01:13:36,012 --> 01:13:40,750
SO, SO HORRIBLE!

2187
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:43,186
EXCEPT FOR MY STAR.

2188
01:13:43,186 --> 01:13:45,722
BLESS YOU.

2189
01:13:45,722 --> 01:13:47,557
ALL OF YOU WERE BAD!

2190
01:13:47,557 --> 01:13:52,896
BUT THEN THERE WAS YOU. YEAH.

2191
01:13:52,896 --> 01:13:55,064
WHAT WAS THAT THING YOU DID WHEN

2192
01:13:55,064 --> 01:14:00,604
LEAR SAYS, "OH, HO! 'TIS FOUL"?

2193
01:14:00,604 --> 01:14:02,539
YOU HAVE NO TALENT WHATSOEVER.

2194
01:14:02,539 --> 01:14:03,940
NOT A SINGLE DROP.

2195
01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:07,511
YOU ARE A TALENTLESS VOID!

2196
01:14:07,511 --> 01:14:11,180
AN EMPTY PIT OF INEPTITUDE!

2197
01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:13,116
>> WELL, MADELYN SAYS LIFE IS

2198
01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:14,484
NOT ABOUT TALENT.

2199
01:14:14,484 --> 01:14:16,252
LIFE IS ABOUT WORKING HARD AND

2200
01:14:16,252 --> 01:14:18,054
GETTING BETTER BIT BY BIT.

2201
01:14:18,054 --> 01:14:23,793
SO I JUST HAVE TO KEEP TRYING.

2202
01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:27,731
AND -- AND TRYING.

2203
01:14:27,731 --> 01:14:29,499
AND TRYING.

2204
01:14:29,499 --> 01:14:31,234
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

2205
01:14:47,283 --> 01:14:49,118
>> YOU WERE GREAT.

2206
01:14:49,118 --> 01:14:50,754
DO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT AT MY

2207
01:14:50,754 --> 01:14:51,521
PLACE?

2208
01:14:51,521 --> 01:14:52,188
>> UH...

2209
01:14:52,188 --> 01:15:01,898
I GOT TO GO HOME TO FRED.

2210
01:15:01,898 --> 01:15:03,032
>> YOU CAN SAY IT.

2211
01:15:03,032 --> 01:15:06,936
I SHOULD GIVE UP ACTING.

2212
01:15:06,936 --> 01:15:10,674
>> MAYBE...

2213
01:15:10,674 --> 01:15:12,642
WE SHOUL GO HANG OUT.

2214
01:15:12,642 --> 01:15:14,778
>> "COURT HOLY WATER INDOORS IS

2215
01:15:14,778 --> 01:15:16,613
SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS

2216
01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:18,181
RAINWATER OUT OF DOORS.

2217
01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:21,284
GOOD NUNCLE, ASK THY DAUGHTERS'

2218
01:15:21,284 --> 01:15:26,122
FORGIVENESS, FOR HERE'S A..."

2219
01:15:26,122 --> 01:15:29,959
SOMETHING PITIES...

2220
01:15:29,959 --> 01:15:31,160
SOMETHING.

2221
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:31,895
>> "NIGHT."

2222
01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:33,730
>> I COULDN'T EVEN DO EASY

2223
01:15:33,730 --> 01:15:34,263
ACTING.

2224
01:15:34,263 --> 01:15:35,164
YOU KNOW WHAT?

2225
01:15:35,164 --> 01:15:36,966
I ONLY GOT THE COMMERCIAL 'CAUSE

2226
01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:37,901
I HAVE NICE BREASTS.

2227
01:15:37,901 --> 01:15:40,670
SEE?

2228
01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:43,573
>> LUCY, COME ON, NOW.

2229
01:15:43,573 --> 01:15:46,776
TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.

2230
01:15:46,776 --> 01:15:48,244
AND THIS TIME REMEMBER -- IT'S

2231
01:15:48,244 --> 01:15:49,646
NIGHT.

2232
01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:50,880
SHE'S COLD.

2233
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,782
>> I'M NEVER GONNA GET IT RIGHT.

2234
01:15:52,782 --> 01:15:53,983
>> JUST KEEP AT IT.

2235
01:15:53,983 --> 01:15:55,852
>> HOW LONG IS IT GONNA TAKE?

2236
01:15:55,852 --> 01:15:56,319
YEARS!

2237
01:15:56,319 --> 01:15:57,821
IT'S TOO HARD.

2238
01:15:57,821 --> 01:16:00,123
>> LUCY, YOU WERE SO HAPPY WHEN

2239
01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:02,626
YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE GOING

2240
01:16:02,626 --> 01:16:03,960
TO BE A REAL ACTRESS.

2241
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:05,695
>> I'M NOT HAPPY NOW, SO I GIVE

2242
01:16:05,695 --> 01:16:06,362
UP.

2243
01:16:06,362 --> 01:16:07,030
>> NO.

2244
01:16:07,030 --> 01:16:09,032
I DECIDE, AND YOU'RE NOT GIVING

2245
01:16:09,032 --> 01:16:09,365
UP.

2246
01:16:09,365 --> 01:16:10,366
NOW, COME ON.

2247
01:16:10,366 --> 01:16:12,301
TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.

2248
01:16:12,301 --> 01:16:13,837
THINK ABOUT THE WORDS.

2249
01:16:17,874 --> 01:16:20,810
[ SNORING ]

2250
01:16:20,810 --> 01:16:25,715
[ BRAKES SQUEALING ]

2251
01:16:25,715 --> 01:16:28,051
[ BEEPING IN DISTANCE ]

2252
01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:40,830
FUCK!

2253
01:16:40,830 --> 01:16:42,331
>> SO YOU STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT.

2254
01:16:42,331 --> 01:16:43,166
THAT'S GREAT.

2255
01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:44,367
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.

2256
01:16:44,367 --> 01:16:47,871
>> I'M SO SORRY.

2257
01:16:47,871 --> 01:16:49,205
>> I'M NOT AS STUPID AS YOU

2258
01:16:49,205 --> 01:16:50,206
THINK I AM, OKAY?

2259
01:16:50,206 --> 01:16:51,708
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.

2260
01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:54,043
>> SHE WILL BE MISSED.

2261
01:16:54,043 --> 01:16:57,847
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.

2262
01:16:57,847 --> 01:17:00,083
>> I KNOW WHO HE IS, MADELYN.

2263
01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:02,686
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.

2264
01:17:02,686 --> 01:17:04,187
>> IT WAS HER TIME.

2265
01:17:04,187 --> 01:17:05,822
>> WE HAVE A TIME?

2266
01:17:05,822 --> 01:17:06,890
>> OH, YES.

2267
01:17:06,890 --> 01:17:08,157
I BELIEVE THAT.

2268
01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:09,759
>> THAT'S NICE FOR YOU.

2269
01:17:09,759 --> 01:17:11,728
>> I FUCKING KNOW WHO HE IS.

2270
01:17:11,728 --> 01:17:13,362
>> THIS IS A BLESSING.

2271
01:17:13,362 --> 01:17:14,363
>> REALLY?

2272
01:17:14,363 --> 01:17:16,866
>> SHE'S OUT OF HER MISERY NOW.

2273
01:17:16,866 --> 01:17:19,202
>> BUT...NO MORE ICE CREAM.

2274
01:17:26,843 --> 01:17:30,146
>> THANK -- OH, KEITH AND, UH,

2275
01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:31,080
YOUR WIFE.

2276
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,682
I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU.

2277
01:17:32,682 --> 01:17:34,818
>> OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T, BUT I

2278
01:17:34,818 --> 01:17:36,853
WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED THIS FOR

2279
01:17:36,853 --> 01:17:37,787
THE WORLD.

2280
01:17:37,787 --> 01:17:38,722
>> REALLY?

2281
01:17:38,722 --> 01:17:39,823
>> MM-HMM.

2282
01:17:39,823 --> 01:17:41,958
>> OH, MADELYN, MADELYN.

2283
01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:44,127
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.

2284
01:17:44,127 --> 01:17:46,896
OKAY.

2285
01:17:46,896 --> 01:17:48,798
>> IF YOU NEED ANYTHING --

2286
01:17:48,798 --> 01:17:51,000
ANYTHING -- YOU HAVE MY NUMBER.

2287
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,736
CALL ME DAY OR NIGHT.

2288
01:17:52,736 --> 01:17:56,005
>> WE.. WILL DO ANYTHING WE

2289
01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:56,439
CAN.

2290
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,875
BUT I'M SURE WHAT YOU MOST NEED

2291
01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,877
RIGHT NOW IS TIME WITH YOUR

2292
01:18:00,877 --> 01:18:02,111
HUSBAND.

2293
01:18:02,111 --> 01:18:04,213
>> FOR THIS TO HAPPEN TO YOU

2294
01:18:04,213 --> 01:18:05,815
NOW, OF ALL TIMES.

2295
01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:07,751
BUT JUST REMEMBER, GOD DOESN'T

2296
01:18:07,751 --> 01:18:09,385
GIVE US ANY MORE THAN WE CAN

2297
01:18:09,385 --> 01:18:10,086
CARRY.

2298
01:18:10,086 --> 01:18:11,888
>> OH, GOD HAS SOME FORMULA

2299
01:18:11,888 --> 01:18:13,790
WHERE HE CAN CALCULATE EXACTLY

2300
01:18:13,790 --> 01:18:15,825
HOW MUCH PAIN TO INFLICT ON EACH

2301
01:18:15,825 --> 01:18:17,026
INDIVIDUAL?

2302
01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:18,261
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

2303
01:18:18,261 --> 01:18:20,063
ISN'T IT INTERESTING THAT THINGS

2304
01:18:20,063 --> 01:18:21,297
THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE

2305
01:18:21,297 --> 01:18:22,832
MINDLESSLY COMFORTING ARE

2306
01:18:22,832 --> 01:18:24,267
REALLY, REALLY HORRIBLE -- YOU

2307
01:18:24,267 --> 01:18:25,869
KNOW, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT?

2308
01:18:25,869 --> 01:18:27,136
>> THAT'S MY MADELYN -- NO

2309
01:18:27,136 --> 01:18:27,503
BULLSHIT.

2310
01:18:27,503 --> 01:18:28,738
[ CHUCKLES ] I LOVE IT.

2311
01:18:28,738 --> 01:18:29,873
COME ON. COME ON.

2312
01:18:29,873 --> 01:18:31,107
GIVE ME ANOTHER HUG.

2313
01:18:31,107 --> 01:18:31,841
COME ON.

2314
01:18:31,841 --> 01:18:32,475
>> OH.

2315
01:18:32,475 --> 01:18:35,411
>> OH, TAKE AS MUCH TIME OFF AS

2316
01:18:35,411 --> 01:18:35,979
YOU NEED.

2317
01:18:35,979 --> 01:18:37,113
THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE DON'T MISS

2318
01:18:37,113 --> 01:18:38,815
YOU AT THE OFFICE.

2319
01:18:38,815 --> 01:18:40,049
WE MISS YOU SO MUCH.

2320
01:18:40,049 --> 01:18:40,884
>> WELL...

2321
01:18:40,884 --> 01:18:41,785
[ CHUCKLES ]

2322
01:18:41,785 --> 01:18:43,452
SPEAKING OF "NO BULLSHIT," YOU

2323
01:18:43,452 --> 01:18:45,822
KNOW, EVERYBODY'S MOTHER DIES.

2324
01:18:45,822 --> 01:18:48,257
WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL HERE?

2325
01:18:48,257 --> 01:18:48,992
>> LYDIA!

2326
01:18:48,992 --> 01:18:50,526
SHOW SOME RESPECT, FOR CHRIST'S

2327
01:18:50,526 --> 01:18:51,127
SAKE.

2328
01:18:51,127 --> 01:18:52,762
THE OLD LADY'S LYING DEAD IN

2329
01:18:52,762 --> 01:18:58,434
THAT BOX OVER THERE.

2330
01:18:58,434 --> 01:19:00,269
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.

2331
01:19:00,269 --> 01:19:02,839
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.

2332
01:19:02,839 --> 01:19:05,441
>> AS IT WAS IN THE BEGINNING,

2333
01:19:05,441 --> 01:19:08,377
IS NOW, AND EVER SHALL BE, WORLD

2334
01:19:08,377 --> 01:19:09,412
WITHOUT END.

2335
01:19:09,412 --> 01:19:11,214
NOW, I'M SURE MARGARET'S

2336
01:19:11,214 --> 01:19:13,216
DAUGHTER WOULD LIKE TO SHARE

2337
01:19:13,216 --> 01:19:15,218
SOME MEMORIES OF HER BELOVED

2338
01:19:15,218 --> 01:19:17,386
MOTHER.

2339
01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:18,487
MADELYN?

2340
01:19:18,487 --> 01:19:21,257
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY A FEW

2341
01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:27,463
WORDS?

2342
01:19:27,463 --> 01:19:30,166
>> OH. UH...

2343
01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:31,868
I GUESS. I...

2344
01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:40,109
I DIDN'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING

2345
01:19:40,109 --> 01:19:42,045
PREPARED.

2346
01:19:42,045 --> 01:19:43,446
I KEEP EXPECTING HER TO WALK

2347
01:19:43,446 --> 01:19:49,018
THROUGH THE DOOR AND SAY, "HI."

2348
01:19:49,018 --> 01:19:53,056
>> OH.

2349
01:19:53,056 --> 01:19:54,023
HI.

2350
01:19:54,023 --> 01:19:59,395
>> HI.

2351
01:19:59,395 --> 01:20:01,597
UM, WHAT -- WHAT CAN I SAY?

2352
01:20:01,597 --> 01:20:04,901
SHE'S IN A BETTER PLACE.

2353
01:20:04,901 --> 01:20:08,504
HER TIME HAS COME.

2354
01:20:08,504 --> 01:20:15,478
SHE LIVED A GOOD LIFE.

2355
01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:19,482
"HOWL...HOWL...

2356
01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:23,419
[ Voice breaking ] HOWL...

2357
01:20:23,419 --> 01:20:27,023
OH, YE ARE MEN OF STONES.

2358
01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:31,527
HAD I YOUR EYES AND TONGUES, I'D

2359
01:20:31,527 --> 01:20:35,899
USE THEM TO CRACK...

2360
01:20:35,899 --> 01:20:38,167
HEAVEN'S VAULTS.

2361
01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:41,537
SHE'S GONE FOREVER.

2362
01:20:41,537 --> 01:20:43,606
I KNOW WHEN ONE IS DEAD AND WHEN

2363
01:20:43,606 --> 01:20:47,610
ONE LIVES.

2364
01:20:47,610 --> 01:20:50,246
SHE'S DEAD...

2365
01:20:50,246 --> 01:20:52,548
AS EARTH."

2366
01:20:55,318 --> 01:20:57,020
>> KEITH ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE

2367
01:20:57,020 --> 01:20:58,521
VERY GOOD AT YOUR JOB, BUT I

2368
01:20:58,521 --> 01:21:00,256
DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SUCH A

2369
01:21:00,256 --> 01:21:04,360
TALKER.

2370
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,162
>> EXCUSE ME.

2371
01:21:06,162 --> 01:21:07,330
>> I AM SO SORRY.

2372
01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:08,297
HOW ARE YOU?

2373
01:21:08,297 --> 01:21:09,298
ARE YOU OKAY?

2374
01:21:09,298 --> 01:21:11,134
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?

2375
01:21:11,134 --> 01:21:11,667
>> Yes.

2376
01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:13,136
Do you have the time to go

2377
01:21:13,136 --> 01:21:14,137
someplace with me?

2378
01:21:14,137 --> 01:21:14,603
>> Yeah.

2379
01:21:14,603 --> 01:21:15,238
>> Okay.

2380
01:21:15,238 --> 01:21:16,372
>> Want to duck in the coatroom

2381
01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:17,206
and have a quick go?

2382
01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:18,474
>> [ LAUGHS ] Shh.

2383
01:21:18,474 --> 01:21:20,676
>> Death, be not proud.

2384
01:21:20,676 --> 01:21:22,111
>> No. I have another idea.

2385
01:21:22,111 --> 01:21:23,980
You better come over.

2386
01:21:23,980 --> 01:21:26,615
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

2387
01:21:26,615 --> 01:21:27,516
>> HELLO.

2388
01:21:27,516 --> 01:21:29,919
>> I'M JUST GONNA POP OUT AND,

2389
01:21:29,919 --> 01:21:34,690
UH, GET SOME ICE CREAM WITH...

2390
01:21:34,690 --> 01:21:36,192
I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.

2391
01:21:36,192 --> 01:21:37,293
>> DEREK.

2392
01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:37,693
>> DEREK.

2393
01:21:37,693 --> 01:21:39,128
>> DEREK.

2394
01:21:39,128 --> 01:21:40,396
>> UH, DEREK, THIS IS MY

2395
01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:43,432
HUSBAND, PAUL.

2396
01:21:43,432 --> 01:21:45,668
>> HUSBAND. PAUL.

2397
01:21:45,668 --> 01:21:48,437
>> DEREK.

2398
01:21:48,437 --> 01:21:50,373
>> AND YOU'RE...

2399
01:21:50,373 --> 01:21:51,407
>> MADELYN.

2400
01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:53,176
>> MADELYN.

2401
01:21:53,176 --> 01:21:55,211
MADELYN.

2402
01:21:55,211 --> 01:21:56,379
>> I'M KEITH.

2403
01:21:56,379 --> 01:21:57,580
>> KEITH.

2404
01:21:57,580 --> 01:21:58,547
>> I'M LYDIA.

2405
01:21:58,547 --> 01:21:59,182
>> LYDIA.

2406
01:21:59,182 --> 01:22:00,516
I HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO REMEMBER

2407
01:22:00,516 --> 01:22:01,384
ALL THESE.

2408
01:22:01,384 --> 01:22:03,219
[ CHUCKLES ]

2409
01:22:03,219 --> 01:22:05,088
NICE TO MEET YOU ALL.

2410
01:22:05,088 --> 01:22:06,922
>> HERE. SEE YOU LATER.

2411
01:22:15,098 --> 01:22:17,333
>> IS THAT THE UNDERTAKER?

2412
01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:19,368
>> I DON'T THINK SO.

2413
01:22:19,368 --> 01:22:22,671
>> MMM.

2414
01:22:22,671 --> 01:22:26,475
THIS IS REALLY GOOD.

2415
01:22:26,475 --> 01:22:28,311
GOOD ICE CREAM.

2416
01:22:28,311 --> 01:22:32,181
>> IT IS. IT IS.

2417
01:22:32,181 --> 01:22:33,582
OH, MY GOD. I GOT TO GO.

2418
01:22:33,582 --> 01:22:35,251
UM, I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR

2419
01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:36,085
REHEARSAL.

2420
01:22:36,085 --> 01:22:37,120
I'M IN A PLAY.

2421
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:38,754
>> WAIT, WAIT. WHAT?

2422
01:22:38,754 --> 01:22:40,023
YOU'RE AN ACTRESS?

2423
01:22:40,023 --> 01:22:41,157
>> [ Laughing ] NO.

2424
01:22:41,157 --> 01:22:41,757
NO, NO, NO.

2425
01:22:41,757 --> 01:22:43,426
UM, I'M JUST -- THIS IS JUST

2426
01:22:43,426 --> 01:22:45,028
SOMETHING THAT MY HUSBAND'S

2427
01:22:45,028 --> 01:22:46,762
GIRLFRIEND WANTED ME TO DO.

2428
01:22:46,762 --> 01:22:48,164
>> YOUR HUSBAND'S GIRLFRIEND

2429
01:22:48,164 --> 01:22:48,998
WANTED YOU TO...

2430
01:22:48,998 --> 01:22:50,266
>> IT'S NOT AS BONKERS AS THAT

2431
01:22:50,266 --> 01:22:51,667
SOUNDS.

2432
01:22:51,667 --> 01:22:53,036
YES, IT IS.

2433
01:22:53,036 --> 01:22:55,004
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

2434
01:22:55,004 --> 01:22:56,005
>> WHAT'S THE PLAY?

2435
01:22:56,005 --> 01:22:58,074
>> UH, "KING LEAR."

2436
01:22:58,074 --> 01:22:59,475
I PLAY LEAR.

2437
01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:00,776
I'VE -- I'VE GOT TO GO.

2438
01:23:00,776 --> 01:23:01,577
I'M SORRY.

2439
01:23:01,577 --> 01:23:02,411
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

2440
01:23:02,411 --> 01:23:03,479
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

2441
01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:04,247
YOU CAN'T JUST...

2442
01:23:04,247 --> 01:23:05,314
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

2443
01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:07,016
YOU CAN'T JUST WALK OFF LIKE

2444
01:23:07,016 --> 01:23:07,416
THAT.

2445
01:23:07,416 --> 01:23:10,119
YOU'RE STARRING IN "KING LEAR."

2446
01:23:10,119 --> 01:23:11,087
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE ONE IN A

2447
01:23:11,087 --> 01:23:13,122
BILLION.

2448
01:23:13,122 --> 01:23:15,524
>> IF YOU ONLY KNEW.

2449
01:23:15,524 --> 01:23:17,460
>> LISTEN, IF YOU'RE FREE,

2450
01:23:17,460 --> 01:23:19,362
TOMORROW NIGHT'S MY DAD'S

2451
01:23:19,362 --> 01:23:20,196
FUNERAL.

2452
01:23:20,196 --> 01:23:22,198
IT SHOULD BE A ROCKIN' GOOD

2453
01:23:22,198 --> 01:23:22,665
TIME.

2454
01:23:22,665 --> 01:23:24,367
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

2455
01:23:24,367 --> 01:23:26,569
IT SHOULD BE.

2456
01:23:26,569 --> 01:23:28,804
WILL YOU -- WILL YOU JOIN ME?

2457
01:23:28,804 --> 01:23:31,207
>> I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN.

2458
01:23:31,207 --> 01:23:32,375
I JUST DON'T.

2459
01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:33,376
I'M SORRY.

2460
01:23:33,376 --> 01:23:34,477
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

2461
01:23:34,477 --> 01:23:35,711
I'VE BEEN TURNED DOWN BY LESSER

2462
01:23:35,711 --> 01:23:36,345
WOMEN.

2463
01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:38,114
I KNOW WHAT I WANT IT TO SAY ON

2464
01:23:38,114 --> 01:23:40,383
MY GRAVE!

2465
01:23:40,383 --> 01:23:42,385
"HE SLEPT WITH KING LEAR."

2466
01:23:43,619 --> 01:23:45,754
>> "SO FAREWELL TO YOU BOTH."

2467
01:23:45,754 --> 01:23:47,523
>> "PRESCRIBE NOT US OUR

2468
01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:48,824
DUTIES."

2469
01:23:48,824 --> 01:23:52,261
[ LAUGHS ]

2470
01:23:52,261 --> 01:23:55,331
>> "LET YOUR STUDY BE TO CONTENT

2471
01:23:55,331 --> 01:23:58,434
YOUR LORD WHO HATH RECEIVED YOU

2472
01:23:58,434 --> 01:23:59,635
AT FORTUNE'S ALMS.

2473
01:23:59,635 --> 01:24:00,536
YOU HAVE --"

2474
01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:02,105
>> HI.

2475
01:24:02,105 --> 01:24:02,638
SORRY I'M LATE.

2476
01:24:02,638 --> 01:24:04,073
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

2477
01:24:04,073 --> 01:24:06,075
I'M SICK OF PEOPLE WALTZING IN

2478
01:24:06,075 --> 01:24:08,144
HERE WHENEVER THEY FEEL LIKE IT.

2479
01:24:08,144 --> 01:24:09,078
YOU BETTER HAVE ONE HELL OF A

2480
01:24:09,078 --> 01:24:11,114
GOOD REASON FOR BEING LATE.

2481
01:24:11,114 --> 01:24:12,348
WELL, WHAT IS IT?

2482
01:24:12,348 --> 01:24:13,782
YOU'RE WEARING BLACK.

2483
01:24:13,782 --> 01:24:15,618
LET'S HOPE SOMEBODY DIED.

2484
01:24:15,618 --> 01:24:17,653
>> IT'S A TRAGEDY -- EVERYBODY

2485
01:24:17,653 --> 01:24:18,354
DIES.

2486
01:24:18,354 --> 01:24:20,389
>> THAT -- THAT'S WHY I PREFER

2487
01:24:20,389 --> 01:24:24,527
COMEDIES -- HAPPY ENDINGS.

2488
01:24:24,527 --> 01:24:26,429
KISSES.

2489
01:24:26,429 --> 01:24:29,832
[ HORN HONKING ]

2490
01:24:29,832 --> 01:24:31,667
>> WE'RE WAITING, LUCY.

2491
01:24:40,476 --> 01:24:43,212
>> "OH, NUNCLE, COURT HOLY WATER

2492
01:24:43,212 --> 01:24:45,714
INDOORS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN

2493
01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:52,321
THIS RAINWATER OUT OF DOORS.

2494
01:24:52,321 --> 01:24:55,424
GOOD NUNCLE, IN -- ASK THY

2495
01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:58,294
DAUGHTERS' FORGIVENESS.

2496
01:24:58,294 --> 01:25:00,129
HERE'S A NIGHT PITIES NEITHER

2497
01:25:00,129 --> 01:25:05,868
WISE MEN NOR FOOL."

2498
01:25:05,868 --> 01:25:08,537
>> THAT'S...

2499
01:25:08,537 --> 01:25:10,506
THAT IS A REMARKABLE

2500
01:25:10,506 --> 01:25:12,708
IMPROVEMENT.

2501
01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:14,677
DAMN, I'M SUCH A GOOD DIRECTOR.

2502
01:25:15,811 --> 01:25:18,381
>> WE SHOULD CELEBRATE -- GO OUT

2503
01:25:18,381 --> 01:25:19,248
TO DINNER.

2504
01:25:19,248 --> 01:25:22,151
>> TODAY I RAN INTO THE STRANGER

2505
01:25:22,151 --> 01:25:23,919
THAT I HAD DRUNK SEX WITH.

2506
01:25:23,919 --> 01:25:24,787
>> OKAY.

2507
01:25:24,787 --> 01:25:25,921
MY JOB IS NOT YET DONE.

2508
01:25:25,921 --> 01:25:27,423
I OFFICIALLY FORBID YOU FROM

2509
01:25:27,423 --> 01:25:28,757
SEEING A GUY YOU HAD SEX WITH

2510
01:25:28,757 --> 01:25:30,159
WHEN YOU DIDN'T KNOW EACH

2511
01:25:30,159 --> 01:25:30,793
OTHER'S NAMES.

2512
01:25:30,793 --> 01:25:32,828
ONE DAY IT'S THE HOTTEST SEX YOU

2513
01:25:32,828 --> 01:25:34,863
EVER HAD, AND THE NEXT DAY IT'S,

2514
01:25:34,863 --> 01:25:37,333
"YOU PLAY THE ACCORDION!"

2515
01:25:37,333 --> 01:25:39,268
REALLY, IT DOESN'T WORK.

2516
01:25:39,268 --> 01:25:40,903
>> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

2517
01:25:40,903 --> 01:25:42,505
>> THAT'S WHAT YOU -- WE'RE

2518
01:25:42,505 --> 01:25:43,806
STARTING TO THINK ALIKE?

2519
01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:44,840
ISN'T THAT GREAT?

2520
01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:45,741
LET ME TRY IT.

2521
01:25:45,741 --> 01:25:47,643
OKAY, SO WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I

2522
01:25:47,643 --> 01:25:49,312
TOLD YOU I REALLY FELT LIKE

2523
01:25:49,312 --> 01:25:50,946
CALLING PAUL AND ASKING HIM,

2524
01:25:50,946 --> 01:25:52,348
"HEY, HOW WAS YOUR

2525
01:25:52,348 --> 01:25:53,882
MOTHER-IN-LAW'S FUNERAL?"

2526
01:25:53,882 --> 01:25:54,817
YOU'D SAY --

2527
01:25:54,817 --> 01:25:55,484
>> YES.

2528
01:25:55,484 --> 01:25:56,185
>> WHAT?

2529
01:25:56,185 --> 01:25:56,852
>> CALL HIM.

2530
01:25:56,852 --> 01:25:57,720
>> CALL HIM?

2531
01:25:57,720 --> 01:26:00,323
>> YES. CALL HIM.

2532
01:26:00,323 --> 01:26:02,358
FUNERALS -- THAT'S THE TIME WHEN

2533
01:26:02,358 --> 01:26:04,327
WE START THINKING ABOUT OUR OWN

2534
01:26:04,327 --> 01:26:07,463
LIVES, TIME SLIPPING AWAY -- "IF

2535
01:26:07,463 --> 01:26:09,965
ONLY, IF ONLY..."

2536
01:26:09,965 --> 01:26:11,867
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO FINALLY

2537
01:26:11,867 --> 01:26:13,569
KNOW WHAT'S IN HIS HEART?

2538
01:26:13,569 --> 01:26:15,271
>> YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW.

2539
01:26:15,271 --> 01:26:16,972
TO ME, IT JUST SEEMS...A LITTLE

2540
01:26:16,972 --> 01:26:17,706
BIT RUDE.

2541
01:26:17,706 --> 01:26:19,475
WON'T THEY BE SHARING SNACKS AND

2542
01:26:19,475 --> 01:26:21,744
MEMORIES ABOUT THE DEAD LADY?

2543
01:26:21,744 --> 01:26:23,279
>> YOU'LL KNOW THE TRUTH.

2544
01:26:23,279 --> 01:26:24,780
DON'T YOU WANT TO FINALLY KNOW

2545
01:26:24,780 --> 01:26:25,781
THE TRUTH?

2546
01:26:25,781 --> 01:26:27,650
>> YEAH.

2547
01:26:27,650 --> 01:26:29,952
>> DO IT.

2548
01:26:29,952 --> 01:26:31,620
>> OKAY.

2549
01:26:31,620 --> 01:26:33,722
OKAY.

2550
01:26:33,722 --> 01:26:37,860
UM...

2551
01:26:37,860 --> 01:26:40,429
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

2552
01:26:43,566 --> 01:26:45,501
He's not picking up.

2553
01:26:45,501 --> 01:26:47,770
HI.

2554
01:26:47,770 --> 01:26:48,637
What do I say?

2555
01:26:48,637 --> 01:26:50,273
>> What do you want to say to

2556
01:26:50,273 --> 01:26:51,507
him?

2557
01:26:51,507 --> 01:26:53,342
>> YEAH. YEAH, I'M HERE.

2558
01:26:53,342 --> 01:26:53,909
SORRY.

2559
01:26:53,909 --> 01:26:55,911
UM, I'M JUST CALLING YOU...

2560
01:26:55,911 --> 01:26:58,013
I-I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I

2561
01:26:58,013 --> 01:26:59,848
LOVE YOU.

2562
01:27:07,256 --> 01:27:08,324
>> WHAT HAPPENED?

2563
01:27:08,324 --> 01:27:09,725
>> HE SAID, "JESUS CHRIST.

2564
01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:10,726
LEAVE ME ALONE.

2565
01:27:10,726 --> 01:27:17,833
I'M A MARRIED MAN."

2566
01:27:17,833 --> 01:27:19,302
[ Voice breaking ] HE LOVES HIS

2567
01:27:19,302 --> 01:27:22,305
WIFE.

2568
01:27:22,305 --> 01:27:23,472
>> ARE YOU GOING TO BE ALL

2569
01:27:23,472 --> 01:27:24,907
RIGHT?

2570
01:27:24,907 --> 01:27:25,941
>> I'LL BE OKAY.

2571
01:27:25,941 --> 01:27:27,410
ALL RIGHT!

2572
01:27:27,410 --> 01:27:29,545
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH

2573
01:27:29,545 --> 01:27:31,914
TOGETHER, I FORGOT HOW WE MET.

2574
01:27:31,914 --> 01:27:34,383
I'M NOT GONNA KILL MYSELF WHEN I

2575
01:27:34,383 --> 01:27:37,320
JUST LANDED A JUICY ROLE.

2576
01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:40,022
SHAKESPEARE.

2577
01:27:40,022 --> 01:27:41,424
AND I THINK I CAN DO A REALLY

2578
01:27:41,424 --> 01:27:44,059
GOOD JOB AT IT.

2579
01:27:44,059 --> 01:27:45,661
AND I'LL BECOME A STAR.

2580
01:27:45,661 --> 01:27:47,630
AND HE'LL SPEND THE REST OF HIS

2581
01:27:47,630 --> 01:27:53,068
LIFE MISSING ME.

2582
01:27:53,068 --> 01:27:56,038
I'm okay.

2583
01:28:13,956 --> 01:28:15,658
>> SO, WHO WAS THE MAN AT THE

2584
01:28:15,658 --> 01:28:17,426
FUNERAL, AND WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN

2585
01:28:17,426 --> 01:28:19,595
DOING WITH HIM FOR SIX HOURS?

2586
01:28:19,595 --> 01:28:20,463
>> THERE, THERE.

2587
01:28:20,463 --> 01:28:21,697
YOU'RE NOT QUITE YOURSELF, ARE

2588
01:28:21,697 --> 01:28:21,964
YOU?

2589
01:28:21,964 --> 01:28:23,065
>> THAT'S TRUE.

2590
01:28:23,065 --> 01:28:25,100
I DON'T KNOW THAT I OWE ANYBODY

2591
01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:27,002
AN EXPLANATION, BUT, FOR THE

2592
01:28:27,002 --> 01:28:29,705
RECORD, UH, THAT MAN'S DAD DIED

2593
01:28:29,705 --> 01:28:32,007
THE SAME NIGHT AS MY MOTHER, AND

2594
01:28:32,007 --> 01:28:35,578
WE GOT TO -- TO...TALKING.

2595
01:28:35,578 --> 01:28:37,346
AND TODAY I FELT LIKE HE WAS THE

2596
01:28:37,346 --> 01:28:38,847
ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTOOD WHAT I

2597
01:28:38,847 --> 01:28:39,648
WAS FEELING.

2598
01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:41,083
>> OH, AND HOW LONG HAS THIS

2599
01:28:41,083 --> 01:28:41,984
BEEN GOING ON?

2600
01:28:41,984 --> 01:28:43,886
>> YES. YOU'VE BEEN A BUSY GIRL.

2601
01:28:43,886 --> 01:28:45,888
>> I SWEAR I MET HIM FOR THE

2602
01:28:45,888 --> 01:28:47,856
FIRST TIME THE NIGHT MY MOM

2603
01:28:47,856 --> 01:28:48,391
DIED.

2604
01:28:48,391 --> 01:28:49,758
>> I SAID THAT MADELYN WOULDN'T

2605
01:28:49,758 --> 01:28:51,093
HAVE SEX WITH A MAN WHOSE NAME

2606
01:28:51,093 --> 01:28:53,696
SHE DIDN'T KNOW.

2607
01:28:53,696 --> 01:28:55,030
SHE'S NO CHEAP SLUT, FOR

2608
01:28:55,030 --> 01:28:55,998
CHRIST'S SAKE.

2609
01:28:55,998 --> 01:28:56,932
>> WAIT, WAIT.

2610
01:28:56,932 --> 01:28:58,033
SO LYDIA WAS RIGHT.

2611
01:28:58,033 --> 01:28:59,602
HE'S NOT THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN

2612
01:28:59,602 --> 01:29:00,035
SLEEPING WITH?

2613
01:29:00,035 --> 01:29:01,036
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

2614
01:29:01,036 --> 01:29:02,538
>> YOU BET I'M RIGHT.

2615
01:29:02,538 --> 01:29:04,039
>> WHY ARE THEY EVEN HERE?

2616
01:29:04,039 --> 01:29:06,542
>> Hard to get rid of.

2617
01:29:06,542 --> 01:29:08,411
>> YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE SO

2618
01:29:08,411 --> 01:29:10,145
SMART, BUT WE KNOW EVERYTHING.

2619
01:29:10,145 --> 01:29:11,747
>> OH, SURELY NOT.

2620
01:29:11,747 --> 01:29:13,416
>> YES. WE DO.

2621
01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:14,650
>> THE PHONE CALLS, THE LATE

2622
01:29:14,650 --> 01:29:15,851
NIGHTS -- THAT ALL STARTED

2623
01:29:15,851 --> 01:29:16,952
BEFORE YOUR MOTHER DIED.

2624
01:29:16,952 --> 01:29:18,487
>> WE SAID WE'D KEEP IT SECRET

2625
01:29:18,487 --> 01:29:19,822
TILL WE HAD PROOF, BUT I'VE HAD

2626
01:29:19,822 --> 01:29:20,556
ENOUGH.

2627
01:29:20,556 --> 01:29:22,391
WE KNOW YOU TWO ARE HAVING AN

2628
01:29:22,391 --> 01:29:22,925
AFFAIR!

2629
01:29:22,925 --> 01:29:25,060
>> NO, WE'RE NOT!

2630
01:29:25,060 --> 01:29:26,562
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE WANTED AN

2631
01:29:26,562 --> 01:29:26,929
AFFAIR.

2632
01:29:26,929 --> 01:29:28,130
>> I...

2633
01:29:28,130 --> 01:29:29,832
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME.

2634
01:29:29,832 --> 01:29:31,634
THOUGH I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE UP

2635
01:29:31,634 --> 01:29:31,967
TO.

2636
01:29:31,967 --> 01:29:32,768
>> OH, NO.

2637
01:29:32,768 --> 01:29:34,002
WAIT. LISTEN, PLEASE.

2638
01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:35,804
CAN WE JUST NOT GET INTO ALL

2639
01:29:35,804 --> 01:29:36,405
THAT?

2640
01:29:36,405 --> 01:29:37,806
I BURIED MY MOTHER TODAY.

2641
01:29:37,806 --> 01:29:39,808
>> YELLOW ROSES!

2642
01:29:39,808 --> 01:29:42,044
ON OU CREDIT CARD.

2643
01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:43,412
>> YES, I SENT HER FLOWERS

2644
01:29:43,412 --> 01:29:45,013
BECAUSE HER MOTHER WAS DEAD --

2645
01:29:45,013 --> 01:29:48,917
WELL, WAS DYING.

2646
01:29:48,917 --> 01:29:50,986
RIGHT?

2647
01:29:50,986 --> 01:29:52,020
>> YES. SURE. RIGHT.

2648
01:29:52,020 --> 01:29:53,622
I TOLD KEITH THAT MY MOTHER WAS

2649
01:29:53,622 --> 01:29:54,690
DYING.

2650
01:29:54,690 --> 01:29:56,459
>> YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.

2651
01:29:56,459 --> 01:29:58,193
>> BECAUSE YOU WERE BUSY BEING

2652
01:29:58,193 --> 01:30:01,630
AUDITED.

2653
01:30:01,630 --> 01:30:04,533
SO...THE MAN AT THE FUNERAL'S

2654
01:30:04,533 --> 01:30:06,201
DAD DIED, AND KEITH SENT ME

2655
01:30:06,201 --> 01:30:08,170
FLOWERS BECAUSE MY MOTHER WAS

2656
01:30:08,170 --> 01:30:08,871
DYING.

2657
01:30:08,871 --> 01:30:10,506
QUESTIONS ALL ANSWERED?

2658
01:30:10,506 --> 01:30:11,206
HMM?

2659
01:30:11,206 --> 01:30:12,608
GREAT.

2660
01:30:12,608 --> 01:30:13,041
GOOD NIGHT.

2661
01:30:13,041 --> 01:30:13,709
>> WAIT.

2662
01:30:13,709 --> 01:30:14,943
WAIT. I HAVE A QUESTION.

2663
01:30:14,943 --> 01:30:16,545
>> I AM SO TIRED, PAUL.

2664
01:30:16,545 --> 01:30:18,146
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME

2665
01:30:18,146 --> 01:30:18,881
ALONE?

2666
01:30:18,881 --> 01:30:20,849
>> BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, AND I

2667
01:30:20,849 --> 01:30:23,018
WANT TO KNOW IF OUR MARRIAGE CAN

2668
01:30:23,018 --> 01:30:25,087
BE SAVED.

2669
01:30:39,201 --> 01:30:42,037
>> ASK YOUR QUESTION.

2670
01:30:42,037 --> 01:30:43,071
>> [ SIGHS ]

2671
01:30:43,071 --> 01:30:45,173
IF IT'S NOT KEITH AND IT'S NOT

2672
01:30:45,173 --> 01:30:47,476
THE MAN AT THE FUNERAL, WHO IS

2673
01:30:47,476 --> 01:30:48,544
IT THAT CALLS YOU IN THE MIDDLE

2674
01:30:48,544 --> 01:30:50,713
OF THE NIGHT?

2675
01:30:50,713 --> 01:30:51,780
>> DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SAVE

2676
01:30:51,780 --> 01:30:54,082
THIS MARRIAGE?

2677
01:30:54,082 --> 01:30:56,051
>> MORE THAN ANYTHING.

2678
01:30:56,051 --> 01:30:57,152
>> THEN LET'S TALK IN THE

2679
01:30:57,152 --> 01:30:59,588
MORNING.

2680
01:31:48,971 --> 01:31:50,305
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

2681
01:31:50,305 --> 01:31:52,107
>> LUCY!

2682
01:31:52,107 --> 01:31:53,776
[ KNOCKING CONTINUES ]

2683
01:31:53,776 --> 01:31:56,044
LUCY!

2684
01:31:56,044 --> 01:32:00,916
>> [ GRUNTS ]

2685
01:32:00,916 --> 01:32:02,117
OH, PAUL, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

2686
01:32:02,117 --> 01:32:03,085
>> STOP IT.

2687
01:32:03,085 --> 01:32:04,152
GET OFF.

2688
01:32:04,152 --> 01:32:06,021
GET OFF.

2689
01:32:06,021 --> 01:32:07,756
HOW DID YOU GET HER NUMBER? HUH?

2690
01:32:07,756 --> 01:32:08,657
I WAS SO CAREFUL.

2691
01:32:08,657 --> 01:32:10,025
I DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU HER NAME.

2692
01:32:10,025 --> 01:32:10,626
>> WHAT?

2693
01:32:10,626 --> 01:32:11,960
>> DID YOU LOOK AT MY PHONE WHEN

2694
01:32:11,960 --> 01:32:12,761
I WAS SLEEPING?

2695
01:32:12,761 --> 01:32:13,729
HOW DARE YOU DO THAT!

2696
01:32:13,729 --> 01:32:14,963
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

2697
01:32:14,963 --> 01:32:16,064
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN

2698
01:32:16,064 --> 01:32:17,232
DOING, LUCY.

2699
01:32:17,232 --> 01:32:18,601
>> YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PLAY?

2700
01:32:18,601 --> 01:32:19,768
>> OH, STOP PLAYING GAMES.

2701
01:32:19,768 --> 01:32:21,003
I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN CALLING MY

2702
01:32:21,003 --> 01:32:21,804
WIFE.

2703
01:32:21,804 --> 01:32:23,071
>> YOUR WIFE?

2704
01:32:23,071 --> 01:32:24,640
>> OH, COME ON!

2705
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,141
YOU MIGHT BE AN IDIOT, BUT I'M

2706
01:32:26,141 --> 01:32:26,675
NOT.

2707
01:32:26,675 --> 01:32:28,210
I CHECKED HER CELL TO SEE WHO'S

2708
01:32:28,210 --> 01:32:29,678
BEEN CALLING HER.

2709
01:32:29,678 --> 01:32:31,179
WHAT DID I FIND, LUCY?

2710
01:32:31,179 --> 01:32:31,814
HUH?

2711
01:32:31,814 --> 01:32:34,082
YOUR NUMBER!

2712
01:32:34,082 --> 01:32:36,919
>> I'VE -- I'VE NEVER CALLED

2713
01:32:36,919 --> 01:32:38,721
YOUR WIFE.

2714
01:32:38,721 --> 01:32:41,023
>> AGAIN AND AGAIN.

2715
01:32:41,023 --> 01:32:42,290
WHEN SHE'S AT WORK, IN THE

2716
01:32:42,290 --> 01:32:43,626
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT...

2717
01:32:43,626 --> 01:32:46,895
>> IN THE MIDDLE OF THE...

2718
01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:48,997
WHAT'S YOUR WIFE'S NAME?

2719
01:32:48,997 --> 01:32:50,232
>> YOU KNOW MY WIFE IS

2720
01:32:50,232 --> 01:32:51,133
MADELYN REED.

2721
01:32:51,133 --> 01:32:52,835
WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE CALLING

2722
01:32:52,835 --> 01:32:55,671
HER?

2723
01:32:55,671 --> 01:32:56,872
>> BUT YOUR LAST NAME IS

2724
01:32:56,872 --> 01:32:57,606
JEFFERSON.

2725
01:32:57,606 --> 01:32:58,874
>> SHE USES HER OWN NAME.

2726
01:32:58,874 --> 01:33:00,609
LOOK -- AND WILL YOU STOP TRYING

2727
01:33:00,609 --> 01:33:02,010
TO COME UP WITH SOME EXCUSE?

2728
01:33:02,010 --> 01:33:02,377
WHAT?

2729
01:33:02,377 --> 01:33:04,012
LIKE, OH, YOU'RE JUST RANDOMLY

2730
01:33:04,012 --> 01:33:05,681
CALLING SOME WOMAN WHO HAPPENS

2731
01:33:05,681 --> 01:33:06,381
TO BE MY WIFE.

2732
01:33:06,381 --> 01:33:06,982
JESUS!

2733
01:33:06,982 --> 01:33:08,651
WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE CALLING

2734
01:33:08,651 --> 01:33:10,085
HER COUNTLESS FUCKING TIMES?

2735
01:33:10,085 --> 01:33:11,720
>> WE'RE FRIENDS.

2736
01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:13,121
>> OH! [ LAUGHS ]

2737
01:33:13,121 --> 01:33:14,389
FRI-- COME ON!

2738
01:33:14,389 --> 01:33:15,824
REALLY.

2739
01:33:15,824 --> 01:33:17,159
>> BUT I'M TELLING YOU THE

2740
01:33:17,159 --> 01:33:17,760
TRUTH!

2741
01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:19,161
>> OH, SURE. ABSOLUTELY.

2742
01:33:19,161 --> 01:33:20,829
YOU JUST HAPPENED BY SHEER

2743
01:33:20,829 --> 01:33:22,631
CHANCE TO BECOME BEST BUDDIES

2744
01:33:22,631 --> 01:33:24,867
WITH MY WIFE.

2745
01:33:24,867 --> 01:33:27,269
>> SHE -- SHE MUST HAVE SEEN US

2746
01:33:27,269 --> 01:33:29,137
THE DAY WE HAD THE FIGHT.

2747
01:33:29,137 --> 01:33:31,206
SHE SAID SHE FOLLOWED ME HOME,

2748
01:33:31,206 --> 01:33:33,408
BUT SHE NEVER, NEVER TOLD ME SHE

2749
01:33:33,408 --> 01:33:35,077
WAS YOUR WIFE.

2750
01:33:35,077 --> 01:33:36,311
WE MADE A PACT.

2751
01:33:36,311 --> 01:33:38,714
SHE HAD TO DO WHATEVER I TOLD

2752
01:33:38,714 --> 01:33:45,654
HER, AND I'VE BEEN DOING...

2753
01:33:45,654 --> 01:33:46,188
>> JESUS.

2754
01:33:46,188 --> 01:33:47,890
OKAY, YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND.

2755
01:33:47,890 --> 01:33:49,191
THIS IS LIKE SOME FUCKING

2756
01:33:49,191 --> 01:33:50,759
"FATAL ATTRACTION" HERE.

2757
01:33:50,759 --> 01:33:52,160
NEVER CALL MY WIFE AGAIN!

2758
01:33:52,160 --> 01:33:53,228
YOU UNDERSTAND?

2759
01:33:53,228 --> 01:33:55,263
AND NEVER CALL ME OR I'LL PHONE

2760
01:33:55,263 --> 01:33:56,164
THE POLICE.

2761
01:33:56,164 --> 01:33:58,901
I'M GONNA GO HOME AND JUST PRAY

2762
01:33:58,901 --> 01:34:01,236
TO GOD MY WIFE FORGIVES ME.

2763
01:34:01,236 --> 01:34:03,171
>> I'M SURE SHE WILL.

2764
01:34:03,171 --> 01:34:05,073
I MEAN, AFTER ALL, SHE CHEATED

2765
01:34:05,073 --> 01:34:07,409
ON YOU, TOO...

2766
01:34:07,409 --> 01:34:08,844
WITH THAT GUY SHE MET A COUPLE

2767
01:34:08,844 --> 01:34:10,779
OF NIGHTS AGO.

2768
01:34:10,779 --> 01:34:12,715
SHE SAW HIM AGAIN YESTERDAY.

2769
01:34:12,715 --> 01:34:16,118
UM...WHAT'S HIS NAME?

2770
01:34:16,118 --> 01:34:17,085
OH, RIGHT.

2771
01:34:17,085 --> 01:34:20,322
SHE DOESN'T KNOW HIS NAME.

2772
01:34:20,322 --> 01:34:21,990
>> YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM?

2773
01:34:21,990 --> 01:34:23,926
>> SHE TELLS ME EVERYTHING.

2774
01:34:23,926 --> 01:34:25,160
>> SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T HAVE SEX

2775
01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:26,795
WITH HIM.

2776
01:34:26,795 --> 01:34:29,397
>> OH.

2777
01:34:29,397 --> 01:34:31,266
AND WHAT DID SHE TELL YOU ABOUT

2778
01:34:31,266 --> 01:34:34,436
HER CO-WORKER KEITH?

2779
01:34:34,436 --> 01:34:35,070
>> KEITH?

2780
01:34:35,070 --> 01:34:36,238
SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T HAVE SEX

2781
01:34:36,238 --> 01:34:37,740
WITH HIM EITHER.

2782
01:34:37,740 --> 01:34:39,374
>> REALLY?

2783
01:34:49,417 --> 01:34:51,887
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]

2784
01:34:51,887 --> 01:34:53,722
[ BIRD CAWING ]

2785
01:35:12,340 --> 01:35:15,878
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT.

2786
01:35:15,878 --> 01:35:17,780
>> LOVELY HOME.

2787
01:35:17,780 --> 01:35:21,183
YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT.

2788
01:35:21,183 --> 01:35:22,417
>> YOU DO NOT PLAY ME LIKE A

2789
01:35:22,417 --> 01:35:22,951
GAME.

2790
01:35:22,951 --> 01:35:24,319
YEAH, I CHEATED ON YOU, MADELYN,

2791
01:35:24,319 --> 01:35:25,253
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

2792
01:35:25,253 --> 01:35:26,822
NOW I REALIZE WHY I TOOK UP WITH

2793
01:35:26,822 --> 01:35:28,056
LUCY -- BECAUSE DEEP DOWN I

2794
01:35:28,056 --> 01:35:29,424
SENSED YOU WERE ALREADY CHEATING

2795
01:35:29,424 --> 01:35:29,958
ON ME.

2796
01:35:29,958 --> 01:35:30,392
>> WHAT?!

2797
01:35:30,392 --> 01:35:31,860
>> DON'T GIVE ME ANY MORE OF

2798
01:35:31,860 --> 01:35:32,327
YOUR LIES!

2799
01:35:32,327 --> 01:35:33,428
LUCY TOLD ME EVERYTHING.

2800
01:35:33,428 --> 01:35:34,362
>> OH, EVERYTHING?

2801
01:35:34,362 --> 01:35:35,197
>> OH, YEAH.

2802
01:35:35,197 --> 01:35:36,865
AND I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT

2803
01:35:36,865 --> 01:35:38,333
THE STRANGER YOU HAD SEX WITH,

2804
01:35:38,333 --> 01:35:38,934
MADELYN.

2805
01:35:38,934 --> 01:35:40,235
MY GOD, YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIS

2806
01:35:40,235 --> 01:35:41,904
NAME!

2807
01:35:41,904 --> 01:35:43,772
I KNOW ALL ABOUT KEITH, TOO.

2808
01:35:43,772 --> 01:35:44,372
>> KEITH?

2809
01:35:44,372 --> 01:35:45,407
>> I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING

2810
01:35:45,407 --> 01:35:46,942
WITH HIM FOR OVER A YEAR.

2811
01:35:46,942 --> 01:35:47,342
YEAH.

2812
01:35:47,342 --> 01:35:49,044
JUST HOPING I'D HAVE AN AFFAIR

2813
01:35:49,044 --> 01:35:50,512
SO THAT YOU CAN GET A BETTER

2814
01:35:50,512 --> 01:35:51,279
DIVORCE SETTLEMENT.

2815
01:35:51,279 --> 01:35:52,280
WELL, IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN,

2816
01:35:52,280 --> 01:35:53,281
MADELYN!

2817
01:35:53,281 --> 01:35:54,082
OKAY?

2818
01:35:54,082 --> 01:35:56,284
I'M FIGHTING YOU FOR EVERYTHING!

2819
01:35:56,284 --> 01:35:59,354
>> OKAY.

2820
01:35:59,354 --> 01:36:00,989
ABSOLUTELY OUT OF YOUR MIND.

2821
01:36:00,989 --> 01:36:01,389
HERE.

2822
01:36:01,389 --> 01:36:02,257
THERE YOU GO.

2823
01:36:02,257 --> 01:36:03,225
I'LL PACK THAT.

2824
01:36:03,225 --> 01:36:04,226
TAKE THESE.

2825
01:36:04,226 --> 01:36:05,493
YOU CAN HAVE SOMEONE TO CLEAN UP

2826
01:36:05,493 --> 01:36:06,795
AFTER YOURSELF, PACK YOUR

2827
01:36:06,795 --> 01:36:08,063
PILLOW, SO YOU CAN SNORE ALL YOU

2828
01:36:08,063 --> 01:36:12,167
WANT WITH LUCY!

2829
01:36:12,167 --> 01:36:14,469
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

2830
01:36:43,231 --> 01:36:44,232
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MADELYN'S

2831
01:36:44,232 --> 01:36:45,333
NOT COMING?

2832
01:36:45,333 --> 01:36:47,502
>> WELL, I'M NOT CERTAIN, BUT --

2833
01:36:47,502 --> 01:36:49,604
BUT I'D BE VERY SURPRISED IF --

2834
01:36:49,604 --> 01:36:50,973
IF SHE SHOWED UP.

2835
01:36:50,973 --> 01:36:51,940
>> IS SHE ILL?

2836
01:36:51,940 --> 01:36:52,340
>> NO.

2837
01:36:52,340 --> 01:36:53,608
>> COULD YOU CALL HER?

2838
01:36:53,608 --> 01:36:55,243
>> NO. I'M NOT CALLING HER.

2839
01:36:55,243 --> 01:36:56,578
>> BUT WE NEED OUR LEAR.

2840
01:36:56,578 --> 01:36:58,380
>> CAN'T YOU FIND SOMEONE ELSE?

2841
01:36:58,380 --> 01:37:00,015
>> NO, YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE

2842
01:37:00,015 --> 01:37:01,116
ANYBODY PLAY LEAR.

2843
01:37:01,116 --> 01:37:01,850
>> [ SCOFFS ]

2844
01:37:01,850 --> 01:37:03,385
>> [ SCOFFS ]

2845
01:37:03,385 --> 01:37:05,553
>> WE'LL HAVE TO CANCEL THE

2846
01:37:05,553 --> 01:37:06,321
PLAY.

2847
01:37:06,321 --> 01:37:07,622
SHE SEEMED SO RELIABLE!

2848
01:37:07,622 --> 01:37:08,556
WHAT HAPPENED?

2849
01:37:08,556 --> 01:37:10,192
>> WELL, SHE'S NOT EVEN AN

2850
01:37:10,192 --> 01:37:10,893
ACTRESS.

2851
01:37:10,893 --> 01:37:11,426
I'M THE ACTRESS.

2852
01:37:11,426 --> 01:37:12,527
I'M THE ONE THAT HAS THE RIGHT

2853
01:37:12,527 --> 01:37:14,062
TO BE HERE.

2854
01:37:14,062 --> 01:37:15,998
AND FRANKLY, SHE WAS HERE JUST

2855
01:37:15,998 --> 01:37:17,866
FOR ONE REASON -- SHE HAD THIS

2856
01:37:17,866 --> 01:37:19,467
SCHEME TO DISTRACT ME SO I'D

2857
01:37:19,467 --> 01:37:21,870
FORGET ABOUT THE MAN I LOVE.

2858
01:37:21,870 --> 01:37:24,406
>> WOULD THAT BE HER HUSBAND?

2859
01:37:24,406 --> 01:37:26,141
>> YEAH.

2860
01:37:26,141 --> 01:37:27,542
>> I THOUGHT SO.

2861
01:37:27,542 --> 01:37:29,177
PERHAPS WE COULD CALL HER

2862
01:37:29,177 --> 01:37:29,912
HUSBAND.

2863
01:37:29,912 --> 01:37:32,147
PRESUMABLY, YOU HAVE HIS NUMBER.

2864
01:37:32,147 --> 01:37:34,282
HE COULD TELL US WHERE SHE IS.

2865
01:37:34,282 --> 01:37:36,318
>> NO, HE COULD NOT.

2866
01:37:36,318 --> 01:37:39,454
HE'S LIVING WITH ME NOW.

2867
01:37:39,454 --> 01:37:41,023
>> AH.

2868
01:37:41,023 --> 01:37:43,959
NOW I UNDERSTAND.

2869
01:37:43,959 --> 01:37:45,093
ARE YOU SURE THAT MADELYN IS

2870
01:37:45,093 --> 01:37:46,228
ALL RIGHT?

2871
01:37:46,228 --> 01:37:49,064
IF HER HUSBAND LEFT HER TODAY,

2872
01:37:49,064 --> 01:37:52,935
FOR YOU, PRESUMABLY SHE'D BE

2873
01:37:52,935 --> 01:37:54,169
UPSET.

2874
01:37:54,169 --> 01:38:01,243
WE'VE ALL READ THE TRAGEDIES.

2875
01:38:01,243 --> 01:38:10,919
>> OH, NO! SHE WOULDN'T.

2876
01:38:10,919 --> 01:38:12,354
I DON'T THINK SO.

2877
01:38:12,354 --> 01:38:14,356
>> YOU DON'T THINK.

2878
01:38:19,962 --> 01:38:21,596
[ KNOCKING ]

2879
01:38:21,596 --> 01:38:22,597
>> KNOCK HARDER.

2880
01:38:22,597 --> 01:38:23,531
>> DO IT AGAIN.

2881
01:38:23,531 --> 01:38:24,499
>> IS SHE HURT?

2882
01:38:24,499 --> 01:38:26,368
[ POUNDING ]

2883
01:38:26,368 --> 01:38:27,435
>> I THINK WE SHOULD CALL THE

2884
01:38:27,435 --> 01:38:28,403
POLICE.

2885
01:38:28,403 --> 01:38:29,471
>> SERIOUSLY?

2886
01:38:29,471 --> 01:38:30,505
>> OH! THANK GOD.

2887
01:38:30,505 --> 01:38:31,639
>> OH!

2888
01:38:31,639 --> 01:38:33,675
>> OH.

2889
01:38:33,675 --> 01:38:35,443
>> COME ON.

2890
01:38:35,443 --> 01:38:36,644
THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.

2891
01:38:36,644 --> 01:38:37,179
>> HI.

2892
01:38:37,179 --> 01:38:38,380
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WOULD

2893
01:38:38,380 --> 01:38:39,581
HAVE DONE IF YOU HADN'T BEEN

2894
01:38:39,581 --> 01:38:41,083
HOME.

2895
01:38:41,083 --> 01:38:42,517
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

2896
01:38:42,517 --> 01:38:44,119
>> OF COURSE. I'M FINE.

2897
01:38:44,119 --> 01:38:45,420
>> WELL, WHEN WE HEARD WHAT

2898
01:38:45,420 --> 01:38:47,589
HAPPENED, WE...

2899
01:38:47,589 --> 01:38:51,293
>> OH.

2900
01:38:51,293 --> 01:38:53,295
IT'S JUST LIFE.

2901
01:38:53,295 --> 01:38:56,398
50% OF MARRIAGES END UP IN

2902
01:38:56,398 --> 01:38:57,699
DIVORCE.

2903
01:38:57,699 --> 01:39:01,703
AND EVERYBODY'S MOTHER DIES.

2904
01:39:01,703 --> 01:39:03,471
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'LL BE

2905
01:39:03,471 --> 01:39:05,273
GLAD TO GET RID OF THIS HOUSE.

2906
01:39:05,273 --> 01:39:07,042
I SWEAR I'VE SPENT THE LAST 10

2907
01:39:07,042 --> 01:39:10,078
YEARS DOING HOUSEWORK.

2908
01:39:10,078 --> 01:39:12,647
I JUST...

2909
01:39:12,647 --> 01:39:15,317
NEED A DAY TO DEAL WITH IT.

2910
01:39:15,317 --> 01:39:16,584
>> THEN -- THEN YOU'LL BE AT

2911
01:39:16,584 --> 01:39:18,020
REHEARSAL TOMORROW?

2912
01:39:18,020 --> 01:39:19,087
>> NO.

2913
01:39:19,087 --> 01:39:20,355
I'M NOT DOING THE PLAY.

2914
01:39:20,355 --> 01:39:21,423
>> [ GASPS ]

2915
01:39:21,423 --> 01:39:23,691
>> YOU CAN'T QUIT!

2916
01:39:23,691 --> 01:39:24,726
>> IF YOU QUIT, THEY HAVE TO

2917
01:39:24,726 --> 01:39:25,427
CANCEL.

2918
01:39:25,427 --> 01:39:27,229
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH SHE'S

2919
01:39:27,229 --> 01:39:28,696
TOLD YOU.

2920
01:39:28,696 --> 01:39:30,999
>> EVERYTHING.

2921
01:39:30,999 --> 01:39:32,400
>> OH, WELL, THEN YOU KNOW WE

2922
01:39:32,400 --> 01:39:34,069
CAN'T BE ON THE STAGE TOGETHER.

2923
01:39:34,069 --> 01:39:35,403
>> I CAN IF SHE CAN.

2924
01:39:35,403 --> 01:39:36,738
I'LL GET SOME COFFEE.

2925
01:39:36,738 --> 01:39:38,473
YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING

2926
01:39:38,473 --> 01:39:40,708
ALCOHOL -- IT'S A DEPRESSANT.

2927
01:39:40,708 --> 01:39:42,144
>> WELL, AND IF WE HAVE TO

2928
01:39:42,144 --> 01:39:43,511
CHOOSE, WE'D RATHER GET RID OF

2929
01:39:43,511 --> 01:39:44,346
LUCY THAN YOU.

2930
01:39:44,346 --> 01:39:45,113
>> DEFINITELY.

2931
01:39:45,113 --> 01:39:46,414
>> LOOK, I KNOW -- I KNOW THIS

2932
01:39:46,414 --> 01:39:47,549
ISN'T THE BEST TIME, BUT I

2933
01:39:47,549 --> 01:39:49,084
WOULDN'T ASK YOU TO DO THIS IF I

2934
01:39:49,084 --> 01:39:50,352
DIDN'T BELIEVE IT WAS THE BEST

2935
01:39:50,352 --> 01:39:53,121
THING FOR YOU AND ALSO...

2936
01:39:53,121 --> 01:39:56,058
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]

2937
01:40:21,616 --> 01:40:22,817
>> I DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT

2938
01:40:22,817 --> 01:40:26,154
EVERYBODY, BUT...

2939
01:40:26,154 --> 01:40:27,622
I'M EXHAUSTED.

2940
01:40:27,622 --> 01:40:29,124
I MEAN, MAYBE IF I WAS THEIR

2941
01:40:29,124 --> 01:40:29,791
AGE, YOU KNOW...

2942
01:40:29,791 --> 01:40:30,492
>> NO, NO.

2943
01:40:30,492 --> 01:40:31,726
IF YOU WERE THEIR AGE, YOU

2944
01:40:31,726 --> 01:40:33,195
WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE PART.

2945
01:40:33,195 --> 01:40:34,496
GIELGUD WAS A HORRIBLE LEAR AT

2946
01:40:34,496 --> 01:40:35,497
26.

2947
01:40:35,497 --> 01:40:37,099
THAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT

2948
01:40:37,099 --> 01:40:39,067
BEING OLD.

2949
01:40:39,067 --> 01:40:40,768
LOOK, YOU HAVE LEARNED SO MUCH

2950
01:40:40,768 --> 01:40:42,604
MORE ABOUT LIFE -- LOVE NEVER

2951
01:40:42,604 --> 01:40:45,240
WORKS OUT, WE'RE ALL GOING TO...

2952
01:40:45,240 --> 01:40:47,475
DIE.

2953
01:40:47,475 --> 01:40:49,111
SO YOU CAN FINALLY PLAY THE

2954
01:40:49,111 --> 01:40:51,513
JUICY ROLES.

2955
01:40:51,513 --> 01:40:53,581
WELL, MEN CAN.

2956
01:40:53,581 --> 01:40:55,117
>> PLEASE DON'T MAKE US CANCEL

2957
01:40:55,117 --> 01:40:55,383
IT.

2958
01:40:55,383 --> 01:40:56,618
>> I MEMORIZED ALL MY LINES!

2959
01:40:56,618 --> 01:40:58,086
>> MY GRANDMOTHER'S ALREADY PAID

2960
01:40:58,086 --> 01:40:59,121
FOR HER PLANE TICKET.

2961
01:40:59,121 --> 01:41:00,388
>> IT'S ONLY THREE WEEKS TILL

2962
01:41:00,388 --> 01:41:01,189
OPENING NIGHT.

2963
01:41:01,189 --> 01:41:02,357
>> YEAH, AND THE PLAY WILL

2964
01:41:02,357 --> 01:41:03,658
PROBABLY CLOSE AFTER THE FIRST

2965
01:41:03,658 --> 01:41:04,426
NIGHT.

2966
01:41:04,426 --> 01:41:05,227
>> YES.

2967
01:41:05,227 --> 01:41:08,430
WE'VE ONLY SOLD 17 TICKETS.

2968
01:41:08,430 --> 01:41:09,697
>> LOOK, I KNOW THIS MIGHT MEAN

2969
01:41:09,697 --> 01:41:11,099
NOTHING TO YOU, BUT IT'S THE

2970
01:41:11,099 --> 01:41:12,367
BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED

2971
01:41:12,367 --> 01:41:14,169
TO ME.

2972
01:41:19,474 --> 01:41:20,842
>> THREE WEEKS.

2973
01:41:20,842 --> 01:41:23,211
[ CHEERING ]

2974
01:41:23,211 --> 01:41:24,579
>> WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL,

2975
01:41:24,579 --> 01:41:25,413
WONDERFUL.

2976
01:41:25,413 --> 01:41:27,115
YOU -- YOU TAKE TODAY TO DO

2977
01:41:27,115 --> 01:41:28,116
WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU NEED TO

2978
01:41:28,116 --> 01:41:31,753
DO, AND WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

2979
01:41:31,753 --> 01:41:33,655
I PROMISE THIS IS JUST WHAT YOU

2980
01:41:33,655 --> 01:41:34,722
NEED.

2981
01:41:34,722 --> 01:41:37,259
OH, I'M SO HAPPY.

2982
01:41:37,259 --> 01:41:38,793
YOU GET SOME SLEEP.

2983
01:41:38,793 --> 01:41:40,328
ARE YOU EATING?

2984
01:41:40,328 --> 01:41:41,529
YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF

2985
01:41:41,529 --> 01:41:42,230
YOURSELF.

2986
01:41:42,230 --> 01:41:43,198
A-AND IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,

2987
01:41:43,198 --> 01:41:44,332
ANYTHING AT ALL, YOU JUST LET US

2988
01:41:44,332 --> 01:41:46,334
KNOW, ALL RIGHT?

2989
01:41:46,334 --> 01:41:47,602
>> WE DID IT!

2990
01:41:47,602 --> 01:41:49,837
[ LAUGHTER ]

2991
01:41:49,837 --> 01:41:50,872
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

2992
01:41:50,872 --> 01:41:51,906
>> IT'S SO WONDERFUL!

2993
01:41:51,906 --> 01:41:53,608
>> YOU REMEMBER THE DAY WE MET,

2994
01:41:53,608 --> 01:41:54,909
YOU TOLD ME, "IF YOU GIVE

2995
01:41:54,909 --> 01:41:56,444
YOURSELF A LITTLE TIME, AN

2996
01:41:56,444 --> 01:42:00,548
IMPULSE WILL GO AWAY"?

2997
01:42:00,548 --> 01:42:01,883
>> YES.

2998
01:42:01,883 --> 01:42:03,685
NOW GO AWAY.

2999
01:42:46,494 --> 01:42:51,199
[ DOOR OPENS ]

3000
01:42:51,199 --> 01:42:51,899
>> OH.

3001
01:42:51,899 --> 01:42:53,268
I'M SORRY.

3002
01:42:53,268 --> 01:42:57,839
I-I WAS...JUST, UH...WAITING FOR

3003
01:42:57,839 --> 01:43:00,942
SOMEONE I THOUGHT MIGHT...SHOW

3004
01:43:00,942 --> 01:43:05,680
UP.

3005
01:43:05,680 --> 01:43:07,282
>> TAXI DROPPED THIS OFF FOR

3006
01:43:07,282 --> 01:43:07,782
YOU, SIR.

3007
01:43:07,782 --> 01:43:09,384
>> OH.

3008
01:43:09,384 --> 01:43:11,619
THANK YOU.

3009
01:43:42,850 --> 01:43:46,821
[ MOANING ]

3010
01:43:46,821 --> 01:43:49,524
[ HUMMING ]

3011
01:43:49,524 --> 01:43:50,892
>> MM-HMM.

3012
01:43:50,892 --> 01:43:53,328
OTHER WAY.

3013
01:43:53,328 --> 01:43:54,429
UH-HUH.

3014
01:43:54,429 --> 01:43:57,832
UH-HUH.

3015
01:43:57,832 --> 01:43:59,467
LION FACE.

3016
01:43:59,467 --> 01:44:00,768
MOUSE FACE.

3017
01:44:00,768 --> 01:44:02,804
LION FACE.

3018
01:44:02,804 --> 01:44:04,472
RELEASE THE JAW.

3019
01:44:04,472 --> 01:44:08,543
[ MOANING ]

3020
01:44:08,543 --> 01:44:10,978
AND SHAKE IT OUT. SHAKE IT OUT.

3021
01:44:10,978 --> 01:44:11,879
NO, NO, NO.

3022
01:44:11,879 --> 01:44:13,915
SHE'S A C.E.O.'S DAUGHTER, NOT A

3023
01:44:13,915 --> 01:44:15,383
HOOKER.

3024
01:44:15,383 --> 01:44:16,718
ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

3025
01:44:16,718 --> 01:44:17,952
IT'S FIVE MINUTES TO PLACES.

3026
01:44:17,952 --> 01:44:19,321
LET'S GO OUT THERE AND MAKE

3027
01:44:19,321 --> 01:44:19,921
MAGIC TONIGHT.

3028
01:44:19,921 --> 01:44:20,555
[ CHEERING ]

3029
01:44:20,555 --> 01:44:23,491
MAGIC!

3030
01:44:23,491 --> 01:44:25,026
YES, JUST A LITTLE CLOSER.

3031
01:44:25,026 --> 01:44:26,694
NO, JUST A LITTLE CLOSER.

3032
01:44:26,694 --> 01:44:28,563
>> THAT'S MY MOTIVATION.

3033
01:44:28,563 --> 01:44:29,297
>> THEY LOOK GOOD.

3034
01:44:29,297 --> 01:44:30,031
>> YOU'RE MAKING ME REALLY

3035
01:44:30,031 --> 01:44:31,566
UNCOMFORTABLE.

3036
01:44:31,566 --> 01:44:34,569
[ LAUGHTER ]

3037
01:44:34,569 --> 01:44:37,339
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

3038
01:44:37,339 --> 01:44:38,773
>> All: [ Chanting ] LEAR, LEAR,

3039
01:44:38,773 --> 01:44:41,409
LEAR, LEAR, LEAR, LEAR, LEAR,

3040
01:44:41,409 --> 01:44:43,945
LEAR, LEAR, LEAR, LEAR, LEAR!

3041
01:44:43,945 --> 01:44:45,980
LEAR, LEAR, LEAR, LEAR!

3042
01:44:45,980 --> 01:44:47,415
[ LAUGHTER ]

3043
01:44:47,415 --> 01:44:48,516
>> GO, SHAKESPEARE!

3044
01:44:48,516 --> 01:44:51,853
[ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ]

3045
01:44:51,853 --> 01:44:54,489
>> IT'S TIME.

3046
01:45:01,496 --> 01:45:03,565
ARE YOU STILL WORRIED ABOUT YOUR

3047
01:45:03,565 --> 01:45:05,967
ACTING ABILITIES?

3048
01:45:05,967 --> 01:45:07,802
I THINK YOU'VE PROVED THAT

3049
01:45:07,802 --> 01:45:09,371
THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD.

3050
01:45:09,371 --> 01:45:13,341
LET'S JUST GET ON WITH IT, OKAY?

3051
01:45:13,341 --> 01:45:14,509
>> DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM?

3052
01:45:14,509 --> 01:45:15,076
>> FUCK OFF.

3053
01:45:15,076 --> 01:45:16,043
>> DO YOU MISS HIM?

3054
01:45:16,043 --> 01:45:17,011
>> FUCK OFF!

3055
01:45:17,011 --> 01:45:19,080
WE WERE MARRIED FOR A LONG TIME,

3056
01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:19,847
LUCY.

3057
01:45:19,847 --> 01:45:22,350
WE SHARED EACH OTHER'S LIVES.

3058
01:45:22,350 --> 01:45:23,651
MY MOTHER'S GONE, I'M ABOUT TO

3059
01:45:23,651 --> 01:45:25,052
LOSE MY HOME, AND THE ONLY THING

3060
01:45:25,052 --> 01:45:26,554
THAT'S GOTTEN ME THROUGH THESE

3061
01:45:26,554 --> 01:45:27,955
LAST FEW WEEKS IS THIS PLAY, AND

3062
01:45:27,955 --> 01:45:29,457
WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO BE LAUGHED

3063
01:45:29,457 --> 01:45:30,558
OFF THE STAGE.

3064
01:45:30,558 --> 01:45:32,660
SO DON'T EXPECT ME TO MAKE YOU

3065
01:45:32,660 --> 01:45:34,095
FEEL BETTER, OKAY?

3066
01:45:34,095 --> 01:45:35,096
>> IT'S ALL "MADELYN THIS" AND

3067
01:45:35,096 --> 01:45:37,131
"MADELYN THAT."

3068
01:45:37,131 --> 01:45:38,600
>> WHAT?

3069
01:45:38,600 --> 01:45:39,901
>> I KNEW HE DIDN'T LOVE ME.

3070
01:45:39,901 --> 01:45:41,536
I JUST WANTED TO GET BACK AT YOU

3071
01:45:41,536 --> 01:45:43,004
FOR TRICKING ME.

3072
01:45:43,004 --> 01:45:44,939
SO LET'S HOPE YOU WERE RIGHT

3073
01:45:44,939 --> 01:45:46,774
WHEN YOU SAID I COULD DO BETTER.

3074
01:45:46,774 --> 01:45:48,643
TONIGHT I'LL TELL HIM THE TRUTH.

3075
01:45:48,643 --> 01:45:50,445
I'LL -- I'LL TELL HIM YOU NEVER

3076
01:45:50,445 --> 01:45:51,946
SLEPT WITH THAT GUY YOU WORK

3077
01:45:51,946 --> 01:45:53,581
WITH, AND I'LL TELL HIM YOU

3078
01:45:53,581 --> 01:45:54,949
DIDN'T SLEEP WITH THE OTHER ONE,

3079
01:45:54,949 --> 01:45:55,450
TOO.

3080
01:45:55,450 --> 01:45:56,684
I MEAN, ONLY MARRIED PEOPLE

3081
01:45:56,684 --> 01:45:57,985
THINK ONE FUCK MATTERS ANYWAY.

3082
01:45:57,985 --> 01:46:01,556
>> WE'RE STARTING!

3083
01:46:01,556 --> 01:46:04,792
>> I GET...WHY YOU WOULD HATE

3084
01:46:04,792 --> 01:46:06,794
THE WOMAN WHO'S TRYING TO STEAL

3085
01:46:06,794 --> 01:46:07,795
YOUR HUSBAND.

3086
01:46:07,795 --> 01:46:10,031
I GET IT.

3087
01:46:10,031 --> 01:46:13,000
BUT THEN WHY...WHY DID YOU HELP

3088
01:46:13,000 --> 01:46:15,970
ME?

3089
01:46:15,970 --> 01:46:17,138
>> BECAUSE I STARTED TO LIKE

3090
01:46:17,138 --> 01:46:19,707
YOU.

3091
01:46:21,976 --> 01:46:24,011
>> HE HATH BEEN OUT NINE YEARS

3092
01:46:24,011 --> 01:46:24,746
AND...

3093
01:46:24,746 --> 01:46:26,448
>> JUST REMEMBER -- THIS ENTIRE

3094
01:46:26,448 --> 01:46:27,682
PLAY IS RESTING ON YOUR

3095
01:46:27,682 --> 01:46:29,784
SHOULDERS.

3096
01:46:29,784 --> 01:46:30,885
NOW RELAX.

3097
01:46:30,885 --> 01:46:33,054
>> THE QUEEN IS COMING.

3098
01:46:42,129 --> 01:46:48,102
>> Go.

3099
01:46:48,102 --> 01:46:49,737
>> UH...

3100
01:46:49,737 --> 01:46:55,743
UH, ATTEND THE LORDS OF -- OF...

3101
01:46:55,743 --> 01:47:00,915
FRANCE, BURGUNDY, GLOUCESTER.

3102
01:47:00,915 --> 01:47:02,183
>> I SHALL, MY LIEGE.

3103
01:47:02,183 --> 01:47:05,887
>> UM, MEANTIME...

3104
01:47:15,463 --> 01:47:20,201
MEANTIME, WE SHALL EXPRESS OUR

3105
01:47:20,201 --> 01:47:21,736
DARKER PURPOSE.

3106
01:47:21,736 --> 01:47:27,108
GIVE ME THE MAP THERE.

3107
01:47:27,108 --> 01:47:32,880
KNOW THAT WE HAVE DIVIDED IN

3108
01:47:32,880 --> 01:47:36,751
THREE OUR KINGDOM, AND 'TIS OUR

3109
01:47:36,751 --> 01:47:40,254
FAST INTENT TO SHAKE ALL CARES

3110
01:47:40,254 --> 01:47:42,524
AND BUSINESS FROM OUR AGE,

3111
01:47:42,524 --> 01:47:44,592
CONFERRING THEM ON YOUNGER

3112
01:47:44,592 --> 01:47:48,062
STRENGTHS WHILE WE, UNBURDENED,

3113
01:47:48,062 --> 01:47:53,535
CRAWL TOWARD DEATH.

3114
01:47:53,535 --> 01:47:56,604
I DID HER WRONG.

3115
01:47:56,604 --> 01:47:57,739
>> CANST YOU TELL ME HOW AN

3116
01:47:57,739 --> 01:47:58,740
OYSTER MAKE HIS SHELL?

3117
01:47:58,740 --> 01:47:59,073
>> NO.

3118
01:47:59,073 --> 01:48:00,575
>> NOR I NEITHER, BUT I CAN TELL

3119
01:48:00,575 --> 01:48:01,743
YOU WHY A SNAIL HAS A HOUSE.

3120
01:48:01,743 --> 01:48:02,109
>> WHY?

3121
01:48:02,109 --> 01:48:03,511
>> WHY, TO PUT HER HEAD IN IT,

3122
01:48:03,511 --> 01:48:04,646
NOT TO GIVE IT AWAY TO HER

3123
01:48:04,646 --> 01:48:05,847
DAUGHTERS AND LEAVE HER HORNS

3124
01:48:05,847 --> 01:48:06,881
WITHOUT A CASE.

3125
01:48:06,881 --> 01:48:08,750
>> I SHALL FORGET MY NATURE --

3126
01:48:08,750 --> 01:48:11,719
SO KIND A MOTHER.

3127
01:48:11,719 --> 01:48:12,820
BE MY CARS READY?

3128
01:48:12,820 --> 01:48:14,522
>> THY ASSES ARE GONE ABOUT

3129
01:48:14,522 --> 01:48:15,256
THEM.

3130
01:48:15,256 --> 01:48:18,626
>> TO TAKE IT AGAIN, PERFORCE!

3131
01:48:18,626 --> 01:48:22,096
MONSTER INGRATITUDE!

3132
01:48:22,096 --> 01:48:23,665
>> IF THOU WERE MY FOOL, I'D

3133
01:48:23,665 --> 01:48:24,699
HAVE THEE BEATEN...

3134
01:48:24,699 --> 01:48:26,200
FOR BEING OLD BEFORE THY TIME.

3135
01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:27,735
>> HOW IS THAT?

3136
01:48:27,735 --> 01:48:29,170
>> THOU SHOULDST NOT HAVE BEEN

3137
01:48:29,170 --> 01:48:33,908
OLD TILL THOU HADST BEEN WISE.

3138
01:48:33,908 --> 01:48:39,947
>> YOU SEE ME HERE, YOU GODS,

3139
01:48:39,947 --> 01:48:44,952
AN OLD WOMAN, FULL OF GRIEF AS

3140
01:48:44,952 --> 01:48:48,022
AGE -- WRETCHED IN BOTH.

3141
01:48:48,022 --> 01:48:50,592
IF IT BE YOU THAT STIR THESE

3142
01:48:50,592 --> 01:48:53,027
DAUGHTERS' HEARTS AGAINST THEIR

3143
01:48:53,027 --> 01:48:55,663
MOTHER, FOOL ME NOT TO BEAR IT

3144
01:48:55,663 --> 01:48:56,664
TAMELY.

3145
01:48:56,664 --> 01:48:59,701
TOUCH ME WITH NOBLE ANGER, AND

3146
01:48:59,701 --> 01:49:02,770
LET NOT WOMEN'S WEAPONS, WATER

3147
01:49:02,770 --> 01:49:06,841
DROPS, STAIN MY CHEEKS.

3148
01:49:06,841 --> 01:49:11,946
NO, YOU UNNATURAL HAGS, I WILL

3149
01:49:11,946 --> 01:49:14,816
HAVE SUCH REVENGES ON YOU BOTH

3150
01:49:14,816 --> 01:49:17,652
THAT ALL THE WORLD SHALL -- I

3151
01:49:17,652 --> 01:49:19,220
WILL DO SUCH THINGS -- YET I

3152
01:49:19,220 --> 01:49:21,022
KNOW NOT WHAT I WILL DO, BUT

3153
01:49:21,022 --> 01:49:23,925
THEY SHALL BE THE TERRORS OF THE

3154
01:49:23,925 --> 01:49:24,692
EARTH.

3155
01:49:24,692 --> 01:49:26,160
YOU THINK I'LL WEEP?

3156
01:49:26,160 --> 01:49:27,729
NO. I'LL NOT WEEP.

3157
01:49:27,729 --> 01:49:29,897
I HAVE FULL CAUSE OF WEEPING.

3158
01:49:29,897 --> 01:49:32,133
BUT THIS HEART SHALL BREAK INTO

3159
01:49:32,133 --> 01:49:34,368
A HUNDRED THOUSAND PIECES OR ERE

3160
01:49:34,368 --> 01:49:35,803
I'LL WEEP.

3161
01:49:35,803 --> 01:49:38,272
SINGE MY HEAD!

3162
01:49:38,272 --> 01:49:40,274
>> AUNTIE, COURT HOLY WATER

3163
01:49:40,274 --> 01:49:42,276
INDOORS IS MUCH BETTER THAN

3164
01:49:42,276 --> 01:49:47,281
THIS RAINWATER OUT OF DOORS.

3165
01:49:47,281 --> 01:49:51,285
>> AND THAT ALL-SHAKING THUNDER,

3166
01:49:51,285 --> 01:49:53,087
STRIKE.

3167
01:49:53,087 --> 01:49:55,256
>> HERE'S A NIGHT PITIES NEITHER

3168
01:49:55,256 --> 01:49:57,925
WISE MAN NOR FOOL.

3169
01:49:57,925 --> 01:50:01,295
WITH A HEIGH-HO, THE WIND AND

3170
01:50:01,295 --> 01:50:04,632
THE RAIN MUST MAKE CONTENT WITH

3171
01:50:04,632 --> 01:50:08,269
HIS FORTUNES FIT, FOR THE RAIN,

3172
01:50:08,269 --> 01:50:11,172
IT RAINETH EVERY DAY.

3173
01:50:11,172 --> 01:50:18,680
>> NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER,

3174
01:50:18,680 --> 01:50:23,184
NEVER...

3175
01:50:23,184 --> 01:50:25,286
DO YOU SEE THIS?

3176
01:50:25,286 --> 01:50:26,854
LOOK UPON HER.

3177
01:50:26,854 --> 01:50:28,990
LOOK -- HER LIPS.

3178
01:50:28,990 --> 01:50:32,126
LOOK THERE.

3179
01:50:32,126 --> 01:50:34,228
LOOK THERE.

3180
01:50:34,228 --> 01:50:36,330
THERE.

3181
01:50:43,270 --> 01:50:45,940
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

3182
01:50:47,274 --> 01:50:49,811
[ UP-TEMPO INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]

3183
01:50:56,017 --> 01:50:59,286
>> * HERE I GO AGAIN

3184
01:50:59,286 --> 01:51:02,857
* MY HEART'S ON THE LINE

3185
01:51:02,857 --> 01:51:06,794
>> BRAVO!

3186
01:51:06,794 --> 01:51:08,796
BRAVO!

3187
01:51:08,796 --> 01:51:11,365
BRAVO!

3188
01:51:11,365 --> 01:51:14,101
BRAVO!

3189
01:51:14,101 --> 01:51:17,338
BRAVO!

3190
01:51:17,338 --> 01:51:19,707
>> * WHEN I REACH THE END,

3191
01:51:19,707 --> 01:51:20,374
WILL YOU *

3192
01:51:20,374 --> 01:51:21,275
>> * WILL YOU

3193
01:51:21,275 --> 01:51:24,178
>> * WILL YOU BE MINE?

3194
01:51:24,178 --> 01:51:26,748
* THIS TIME I KNOW YOU'RE NOT

3195
01:51:26,748 --> 01:51:31,018
THE ANSWER TO MY PRAYERS *

3196
01:51:31,018 --> 01:51:32,787
* AND I HAVE GROWN

3197
01:51:32,787 --> 01:51:34,922
WITH EACH DISAPPOINTMENT

3198
01:51:34,922 --> 01:51:35,990
THROUGH THE YEARS *

3199
01:51:35,990 --> 01:51:37,324
>> LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE.

3200
01:51:37,324 --> 01:51:40,094
>> * AND AS BAD AS I AM

3201
01:51:40,094 --> 01:51:43,430
* AND AS BAD AS I AM,

3202
01:51:43,430 --> 01:51:45,266
I'M STILL HERE *

3203
01:51:51,939 --> 01:51:55,176
ON THE ROAD AGAIN

3204
01:51:55,176 --> 01:51:58,913
I'VE PAID A FINE

3205
01:51:58,913 --> 01:52:01,182
* WHERE NOW IS THE FRIEND

3206
01:52:01,182 --> 01:52:02,183
I LEAVE *

3207
01:52:02,183 --> 01:52:03,017
>> * I LEAVE

3208
01:52:03,017 --> 01:52:05,452
>> * I LEAVE BEHIND?

3209
01:52:05,452 --> 01:52:09,190
* I'M GOING AROUND THE BEND

3210
01:52:09,190 --> 01:52:12,226
* ONE MORE CLIMB

3211
01:52:12,226 --> 01:52:14,962
* BUT WHEN I REACH THE END,

3212
01:52:14,962 --> 01:52:15,830
WILL YOU *

3213
01:52:15,830 --> 01:52:16,530
>> * WILL YOU

3214
01:52:16,530 --> 01:52:19,834
>> * WILL YOU BE MINE? *

3215
01:52:19,834 --> 01:52:25,106
>> * IT ALL WORKS OUT

3216
01:52:25,106 --> 01:52:27,842
* IN THE END

3217
01:52:27,842 --> 01:52:32,880
* AND IF I TRY

3218
01:52:32,880 --> 01:52:35,216
* WE'LL MAKE IT

3219
01:52:35,216 --> 01:52:40,988
* 'CAUSE MAYBE I'M A BITCH

3220
01:52:40,988 --> 01:52:43,557
* BUT I'M THE BEST

3221
01:52:43,557 --> 01:52:48,395
* SOMEHOW THIS ALL MAKES SENSE

3222
01:52:58,840 --> 01:53:00,875
* DON'T EXPLAIN

3223
01:53:00,875 --> 01:53:07,214
WHAT'S COMING NEXT *

3224
01:53:07,214 --> 01:53:09,050
* WE'VE FOUND

3225
01:53:09,050 --> 01:53:15,089
WE'RE A PERFECT MATCH *

3226
01:53:15,089 --> 01:53:23,030
* TOO LATE TO CHANGE THE FACTS

3227
01:53:23,030 --> 01:53:29,403
* OF STORIES WITH NO ENDING

3228
01:53:29,403 --> 01:53:31,305
AT ALL *

3229
01:53:46,988 --> 01:53:52,359
* IT ALL WORKS OUT

3230
01:53:52,359 --> 01:53:55,096
* IN THE END

3231
01:53:55,096 --> 01:54:00,134
* AND IF I TRY

3232
01:54:00,134 --> 01:54:02,469
* WE'LL MAKE IT

3233
01:54:02,469 --> 01:54:08,242
* 'CAUSE MAYBE I'M A BITCH

3234
01:54:08,242 --> 01:54:11,078
* BUT I'M THE BEST

3235
01:54:11,078 --> 01:54:16,117
* SOMEHOW THIS ALL MAKES SENSE

3236
01:54:16,117 --> 01:54:18,953
* AND YES

3237
01:54:18,953 --> 01:54:24,291
* IT ALL WORKS OUT

3238
01:54:24,291 --> 01:54:26,593
* IN THE END

3239
01:54:26,593 --> 01:54:31,632
* AND IF I TRY

3240
01:54:31,632 --> 01:54:34,168
* WE'LL MAKE IT

3241
01:54:34,168 --> 01:54:40,041
* 'CAUSE MAYBE I'M A BITCH

3242
01:54:40,041 --> 01:54:42,676
* BUT I'M THE BEST

3243
01:54:42,676 --> 01:54:47,048
* OUR STORY HAS NO END