1 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:24,857 It's a story that might bore you, but you don't have to listen 'cause I knew it'd be like that. 2 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,568 [ROCK MUSIC] 3 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:32,573 And it was in that last year, or actually weekend, 4 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:38,120 really a Friday in December at Camden, years ago when I was a different person, 5 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:41,874 I was so drunk that I ended up losing my virginity. 6 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:49,715 I lost it to a guy I thought was a ceramics major, 7 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:55,596 but who was either an NYU film student there for The End Of The World, or a townie. 8 00:00:57,515 --> 00:01:01,685 I actually had my eye on someone else that night. Victor. 9 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:05,564 [VICTOR] With European girls, it's just a numbers game. 10 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,484 If you stand in any European city 11 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:14,031 and you ask every girl that walks by if she'll fuck you, one in 20 will say yes. 12 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,617 A drama major just back from Europe. 13 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:22,498 Only a little gay, with flecked blond hair, a great body, and amazing grey eyes. 14 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:27,795 Bam, 20th one and you're fucking! It's a confirmed statistic, man! 15 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:35,260 But Victor was fucking my room-mate Lara. She gave him mono before he dumped her. 16 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,181 I'm told that, after I left Camden, 17 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:43,310 she got really drunk and went wandering through Windham House 18 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:46,188 and did the whole football team. 19 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:49,066 [ROCK MUSIC] 20 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:02,371 She's now married to a senator and has four kids. How time distorts things. 21 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,249 So you know the movie? 22 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:11,672 It was labelled a Tarantino film even though he was credited as an executive producer... 23 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:16,051 So this guy from NYU, who wasn't even a good Victor facsimile, 24 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:19,847 and I were talking on this ratty old couch. 25 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:26,436 - I'm sure you've seen this Russian movie... - Yeah, yeah. 26 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:29,523 I kept agreeing with his likes and dislikes, 27 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:34,695 all the time thinking that, while he might not be Victor, he was cute enough. 28 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,238 ..real shit. 29 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:40,033 I was sure I was mispronouncing the film-makers' names, 30 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:45,455 remembering the wrong actors, naming the wrong cinematographers, but I wanted him. 31 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:49,042 ..same kind of silent movie actors' quality. 32 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:53,463 Has anyone ever told you that you look like Clara Bow? You do! 33 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:56,425 I'm serious. I know these things and... 34 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:03,056 I could see that his gaze was drifting toward Kristin Notneff. 35 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:05,767 She looked back with confidence 36 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:11,857 because she knew, underneath her clothes, she had on a black bra with matching panties, 37 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,735 which I didn't. 38 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,571 Oh, sorry, what was I talking about? 39 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,823 But I had the next best thing. 40 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:22,743 I've got a joint in my room. 41 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,873 Except it wasn't my room. 42 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:31,501 It was Lorna Slavin's room, who was at her boyfriend's house 43 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:34,796 probably swallowing his DNA. 44 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:40,677 And I didn't have a joint either and, if I did, it would have been Lorna Slavin's joint. 45 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:45,432 He wouldn't have cared if I had one or not. 46 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:55,150 I must have passed out around then. 47 00:03:55,318 --> 00:04:00,822 When I came to, he was fucking me, but he didn't know I was a virgin and it hurt. 48 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:07,955 Not that badly, not as bad as I'd been taught to expect, but not exactly pleasant either. 49 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,833 I heard another voice in the room. 50 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:15,212 I wanna see you do her like Ron Jeremy would. 51 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:18,215 I remember the weight on the bed shifting 52 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:24,179 and realising that this person behind me wasn't the NYU student, but somebody else. 53 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,100 Oh, my God, it was some townie! 54 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:32,020 I had actually lost my virginity to a townie. 55 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:36,066 This wouldn't have happened with Victor. 56 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:40,404 He would've taken me gently in his big, strong drama major arms 57 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:43,699 and undressed me quietly and expertly. 58 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:49,121 Taken my bra off with grace and ease and it probably wouldn't have hurt. 59 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:55,627 I should've given myself to Victor last term when I had the chance. 60 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:03,802 - We gotta put the keg somewhere. - Not there, it's fucking my shot. 61 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:07,222 Get the fuck out before you ruin my movie! 62 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,936 - Gross! - Much better! 63 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:19,568 I always knew it was gonna be like this. 64 00:05:31,914 --> 00:06:46,780 [TALKS BACKWARDS] 65 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:59,334 I just get the feeling my life lacks forward momentum. 66 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:04,297 Like everything is moving by so quickly that time just seems to stop. 67 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:07,175 [POOL BALLS CLACK] 68 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:10,846 I can't believe the shit that spills outta my mouth. 69 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:16,351 I talk about God knows what, I let my eyes drift across the room. 70 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:21,898 As my mouth allows thoughts to drop out of my brain and roll off my tongue like gumballs, 71 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:28,697 I imagine the things in life that never were and all the things that could have been. 72 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:32,617 [RHYTHMIC MUSIC] 73 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:36,830 - He'll do. - Oh, I like this song! 74 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,541 "Gay Song Definitely." 75 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:44,045 - Do you have any E? - It makes your spinal fluid run backwards. 76 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:49,384 - I may have some up in my room. - You're game, right? 77 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,428 Uh...I... 78 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:54,556 No one's twisting your arm. 79 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:58,393 Why am I trying to convince you? Let's do it. 80 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:02,481 Whoa! I think it's kicking in. 81 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:08,361 - I feel it now, too. - The truth is I feel nothing. 82 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,095 What the fuck...! 83 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:42,354 - Sorry, I thought you were gay. - Fuck you! I'm no fag! 84 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:52,239 You sure about that? I definitely detected a certain fagginess to you. 85 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:57,077 Get the fuck outta here, homo! 86 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:04,543 I'm not gay! You're lucky I don't kill you! 87 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:13,969 Luck has nothing to do with it. Everything is preordained. Manifest destiny. 88 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:19,140 You can stop time no more than you can will the oceans to overwhelm the world 89 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:21,851 or cause the moon to drop. 90 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:27,023 Three months later, he had a gay affair, within a year he was a queen 91 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:30,026 and telling people I couldn't get it up. 92 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:34,030 Luck has nothing to do with anything. 93 00:09:46,586 --> 00:10:33,298 [TALKS BACKWARDS] 94 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:16,049 A numb feeling washes over me as I let go of the past and look forward to the future. 95 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:22,055 I pretend to be a vampire. I don't really need to pretend because it's who I am. 96 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,766 An emotional vampire. 97 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,018 I've just come to expect it. 98 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:30,814 That vampires are real, that I was born this way. 99 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:35,068 That I feed off other people's real emotions. 100 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:38,571 I search for this night's prey. 101 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,950 Who will it be? 102 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:57,924 You look familiar. Have we met? 103 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:02,637 I think I fucked her at the beginning of term. The Wet Wednesday Party. 104 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:06,307 - No. - What's your name? 105 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:09,686 - Peter. - Really? 106 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:13,273 - Aren't you a senior? - No, a freshman. 107 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:17,610 - Really? I thought you were older. - No, I'm a freshman. 108 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:22,615 Peter. Peter the freshman. 109 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:29,581 She has dick-sucking lips, so I consider the options. 110 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:33,042 I can leave now, go back to my room. 111 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:37,046 Play the guitar. 112 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,799 Masturbate to internet porn. 113 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,594 I'm gonna come on those tits! 114 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,137 Go to sleep. 115 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:49,559 Or play quarters with Dicky and Quinlivan and that dumb guy from LA. 116 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:56,775 Or I could take her for coffee and ditch her with the bill. 117 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:09,621 Or I could take her back to my room, hope the Frog's gone, get stoned and fuck her. 118 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,248 So what do you think? 119 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,668 What do I think? 120 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,921 I think, why not? 121 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,173 Rock 'n' roll. 122 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,765 She slowly followed me back to my dorm room, 123 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,851 too eager, too stunned to speak. 124 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:36,689 I was so excited, I couldn't stop shaking and I dropped the key. 125 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:42,111 ♫ ..and then I begin... ♫ 126 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:48,535 I played her a song that I'd written myself, then segued into one by Counting Crows. 127 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:52,664 I played it quietly and sang the lyrics slowly and softly. 128 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:57,752 She was so moved that she actually started to cry. 129 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:08,596 Maybe it was the Ecstasy that she was on. Maybe she thought she really loved me. 130 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:14,185 He instantly went hard. She was crying, but she let him pull her clothes off. 131 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:19,691 She smelled like sweet fruit. Her snatch was small. Pubic hair light and sparse. 132 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:25,697 Yet when he fingered her, he felt nothing. She wasn't getting wet, though she moaned. 133 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:31,744 He was semi-stiff and losing his erection. Something was wrong, was missing. 134 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,205 He didn't know what. 135 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,457 [GIRL GASPS] 136 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,047 Confused, he started to fuck her. 137 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,513 [GIRL GASPS] 138 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,974 Before he came, it hit him. 139 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,853 He can't remember the last time he had sex sober. 140 00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:00,064 [GIRL GASPS] Peter, Peter! Oh, Peter! 141 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,905 [MUSIC: "AIDA GRAND MARCH" BY VERDI] 142 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:52,695 [THE CURE] ♫ This is stranger than I thought Six different ways inside my heart 143 00:17:52,863 --> 00:18:00,536 ♫ And every one I'll keep tonight Six different ways go deep inside 144 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:04,582 ♫ I'll tell them anything at all 145 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,669 ♫ I know I'll give them more and more 146 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:28,481 ♫ I'll tell them anything at all 147 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:32,276 ♫ I know I'll give the world and more 148 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,571 ♫ They think I'm on my hands and head 149 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:39,158 ♫ This time they're much too slow 150 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:43,996 ♫ Six sides to every lie I say 151 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:48,000 ♫ It's that American voice again 152 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:54,715 ♫ It was never quite like this before Not one of you's the same 153 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:57,718 ♫ To do do doo... 154 00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,684 You sneaky bitch! 155 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:18,531 "Got you. You're mine now for the rest of the day, week, month, year, life. 156 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:22,243 "Have you guessed who I am? Sometimes I think you have. 157 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:26,914 "Sometimes, when you're scanning a crowd, your sultry eyes stop on me. 158 00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:30,042 "Are you afraid to let me know how you feel? 159 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,336 "I want to moan and writhe with you. 160 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:38,342 "I want to kiss your mouth and say love you, love you, love you, while stripping. 161 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:43,514 "I want you so bad, it stings. I want to kill the ugly girls you're with. 162 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:48,352 "Do you really like those boring, naive, coy girls or is it just for sex? 163 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:53,941 "The seeds of love have taken hold and, if we won't burn together, I'll burn alone." 164 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,740 ♫ This, this is stranger than I ever thought ♫ 165 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:13,169 What... How she do that? 166 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:36,025 - What's goin' on? - Gonna have to sell that bike of yours! 167 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:41,072 - Why? - Where's my money, college boy?! 168 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:46,535 - Do you take American Express? - That's not funny! 169 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:53,251 You like that? They taught it in the army. 170 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:58,214 One of 17 hand-to-hand combat methods of rendering your enemy defenceless. 171 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:03,177 All I gotta do is apply pressure to rip your carpals free from your metacarpals 172 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,305 and you will be unable to operate your weapon! 173 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:10,685 I'm not your enemy, Rupert, I don't have a weapon. 174 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:14,772 That's why you get a little time, homes. 175 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,997 - Do you want some coke? - Sure. 176 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:37,211 Then buy your own, bitch! Get the fuck outta my crib and get me my money! 177 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:41,257 There's an orgy tonight at Booth House. 178 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:46,846 I'm scoring for some freshmen. They're rich, they want cocaine. What do you think? 179 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,436 I think you're a rich motherfucking motherfucker 180 00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:57,356 who owes me a fucking shitload of motherfucking cash! 181 00:21:57,524 --> 00:22:00,443 That's what I think, you rich motherfucker! 182 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:05,614 You want some blow, motherfucker? You bring me my motherfucking cash! 183 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:08,909 - Fuck you! - Jesus fucking Christ, don't get so tense! 184 00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:13,456 I'll show you tense! You're into me for a fuckload of money! 185 00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:16,917 I think you and your motherfucking rich-kid friends 186 00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:23,549 are gonna take off to all your rich-ass lives, leaving me holding my motherfucking dick! 187 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,801 So fuck you! 188 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:29,972 Rupert, I'm not like those rich assholes! 189 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,684 I'm on financial aid! I'm from a fucking farm in Nebraska! 190 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:37,605 My family had to sell the fucking cow to get me here! 191 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:41,400 - Bullshit! - My father's in the hospital, OK? I... 192 00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:46,572 My family's strapped for cash. I might have to drop out. 193 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,660 - Really? - The Lord is my witness, yes. 194 00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:54,789 - You don't have any fucking cash? - No. 195 00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:59,126 I had to work all summer just to pay for this term. 196 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:11,555 I thought you went home to New York for the summer. 197 00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:15,935 That's what I told people so they wouldn't laugh at me. 198 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:19,480 I actually had to wash pigs all summer. 199 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:26,445 Jesus Christ, man, I can get these kids to overpay. They're desperate for drugs. 200 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:33,202 I'm your key to moving this shit. You need me. I need the cash. We need each other. 201 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:40,084 Get this straight, fuckhead! I need you like I need a motherfucking asshole on my elbow! 202 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:43,462 Right here! An asshole! 203 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,258 That's how much I need you! 204 00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:57,059 - What you think, Guest? - I think you should sniff less cocaine. 205 00:23:57,227 --> 00:24:00,479 Stop leaving the gun lying around on the table. 206 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:04,483 Leave the boy alone before him piss in panty! 207 00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,735 [GUEST CHUCKLES] 208 00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:10,239 You know I'm just fuckin' with you, baby, right? 209 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,825 Right. 210 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,869 [SNIFFS LOUDLY] 211 00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:19,540 What kind of mark-up you think you can get? 212 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:26,839 - Well, that depends on how stepped-on it is. - Stepped on? Guest, is our shit stepped-on? 213 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:31,135 No, man, it fresher than the morning snow! What wrong with him? 214 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,471 Maybe 20% over market value. 215 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:40,519 50% , you say? Hot damn, college boy, that's some good motherfucking math! 216 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:44,523 I do believe we have ourselves a deal. 217 00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:50,779 - Do we have ourselves a deal? - Sure. 218 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:58,245 Good. Time for you to get to work. 219 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,666 Sometimes...a minute... 220 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:08,172 ..will last...like an hour, you know... 221 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,257 or other times... 222 00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:16,931 ..an hour just...just...zips by... 223 00:25:17,098 --> 00:25:19,183 ..like a minute. 224 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,355 You know, it's all subjective. 225 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,398 Every person... 226 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:30,402 ..perceives it...perceives it differently. 227 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:34,782 It's like... That's why you can't trust clocks, you know. 228 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:41,497 Marc...you owe me 500 bucks. 229 00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:44,708 I want it by Sunday. 230 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:47,211 OK? 231 00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:51,131 You notice there aren't any clocks in my room 232 00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:55,511 'cause they...they interfere with your ability to... 233 00:25:57,681 --> 00:26:00,391 ..to adjust the time to... 234 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:04,311 ..to...to suit your needs, you know. 235 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:09,775 - Marc... - Do not be a slave to time... 236 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,736 ..my friend, 237 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:14,989 'cause... [SNIFFS] 238 00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:16,824 ..it...uh... 239 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,909 there's no point. 240 00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:37,052 Oh! Oh! I...I can feel my dick! 241 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:40,055 I can feel my dick! 242 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:43,767 [GASPS] Oh, my God! 243 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:58,032 Hey! Fucking hey! What about the cash?! 244 00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:03,662 - Marc, what about the fucking cash?! - What class...man? 245 00:27:04,497 --> 00:27:07,207 Who teaches that? Fucking... 246 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:10,085 Just...go away, huh? 247 00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:15,424 Just...stop bugging me, just stop asking me. Stop kicking my fucking bed. 248 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,676 Stop...you know... 249 00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:23,057 I'll get you your fuck... Just don't fuck my karma, dude! Don't fuck it up! 250 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:27,853 [PLAYS ODD NOTES] 251 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:36,695 [PLAYS TUNELESSLY] 252 00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:07,601 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS BACKWARDS] 253 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:30,374 [KIDS SHOUTING AND SCREAMING] 254 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:42,302 ♫ Get yourself together Get yourself together 255 00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:46,640 ♫ Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake 256 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:50,269 ♫ Get yourself together... ♫ 257 00:28:58,486 --> 00:29:01,613 Hi, Mitch. What's up? 258 00:29:01,781 --> 00:29:05,117 Not very much. Uh, what's up with you? 259 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:09,329 Not much. Can we talk? 260 00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:13,208 What do you wanna talk about? 261 00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:16,086 - What's going on. - Hey! 262 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,965 I warned you. Remember that. 263 00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:22,217 I know, I know. 264 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,971 Wait, what did you warn me about? 265 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,223 I warned you! 266 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,354 Wait, Mitch! 267 00:29:35,523 --> 00:29:38,275 Mitch, don't be such a pussy! 268 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:43,238 I am warning you again! I don't know what your fucking problem is! 269 00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:46,742 Just stay the fuck aw... Hey. 270 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:51,580 Hey, guys. Is there some sort of problem, Paul and Mitchell? 271 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:55,042 No, I... You two know each other? 272 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:57,169 Yeah. Hi. 273 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,505 Hi. [SCREAMS] 274 00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:05,677 Mitch, I'm kinda through partying tonight. 275 00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:09,473 Do you want to...uh... walk me back to my room? 276 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,559 My room-mate's at her boyfriend's tonight. 277 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:18,357 - Yeah? - What about you, Paul? What are you doing? 278 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,777 - Come on, let's go. - It might be fun! 279 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,821 Come on. 280 00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:27,741 - Let's go. - You know you want to. 281 00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:32,329 - Later, guy. - Bye, Paul. Maybe next time. 282 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:40,921 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 283 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:06,822 Excuse you. 284 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:14,246 - Sean Bateman, right? - Right. 285 00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,456 Paul. 286 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:18,250 Right. 287 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:26,008 - Who's the girl with Mitchell? - You mean Candice? 288 00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:29,219 Her name is Candice. 289 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:33,557 - I had a class with her, but I failed it. - Really? 290 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,018 My type of guy! 291 00:31:36,185 --> 00:31:40,230 Fucking keg's dead. Typical. I wish I had a case of beer. 292 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:42,190 - Quesadilla? - What? 293 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:48,447 - Quesadilla. Mexican food. El Sombrero. - El Sombrero closed a long time ago. 294 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:52,492 - How about tomorrow night? I'll buy. - I don't know. 295 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:56,121 - You'll buy? - Totally buy. 296 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:06,506 - Rock 'n' roll. - Tomorrow, then. 297 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:16,516 [ALARM CLOCK BEEPS] 298 00:32:22,857 --> 00:32:27,778 [DONOVAN] ♫ Yellow is the colour of my true love's hair 299 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,739 ♫ In the morning 300 00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:33,617 ♫ When we rise 301 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,495 ♫ In the morning 302 00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:39,373 ♫ When we rise 303 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:44,711 ♫ That's the time ♫ That's the time 304 00:32:44,879 --> 00:32:47,381 ♫ I love the best... 305 00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:57,140 - How can you go out this early? - I got a class. 306 00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:59,184 It's Saturday. 307 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,605 [ALARM BEEPS] 308 00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:11,863 Merde! What is it? Turn off that fucking thing! 309 00:33:12,031 --> 00:33:14,074 [ALARM BEEPS] 310 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:18,370 [BEEPS CONTINUE] 311 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:26,253 ♫ Blue is the colour of the sky 312 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:28,714 ♫ In the morning 313 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:32,134 ♫ When we rise 314 00:33:32,301 --> 00:33:35,220 ♫ In the morning 315 00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:38,098 ♫ When we rise 316 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:43,603 ♫ That's the time ♫ That's the time 317 00:33:43,771 --> 00:33:46,565 ♫ I love the best... 318 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:48,400 Hold it! 319 00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:59,161 [SNORING] 320 00:34:17,430 --> 00:34:19,681 [FARTS] 321 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:25,520 ♫ Mellow is the feeling that I get 322 00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:34,821 ♫ When I see her 323 00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:37,532 ♫ Oh, yeah 324 00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:43,163 ♫ That's the time ♫ That's the time 325 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:45,916 ♫ I love the best 326 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:55,300 ♫ Freedom is a word I rarely use 327 00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:58,553 ♫ Without thinking 328 00:34:58,721 --> 00:35:01,181 ♫ Oh, yeah 329 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:03,433 ♫ Without thinking 330 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:12,651 ♫ Of the time ♫ Of the time 331 00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:15,320 ♫ When I've been loved 332 00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:24,913 ♫ Yellow is the colour of my true love's hair 333 00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:28,083 ♫ In the morning 334 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:31,253 ♫ When we rise 335 00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:33,880 ♫ In the morning 336 00:35:34,048 --> 00:35:36,216 ♫ When we rise 337 00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:42,347 ♫ That's the time ♫ That's the time 338 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:45,433 ♫ I love the best... 339 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:13,378 - Hi. - Hey. You here for that class? 340 00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:16,464 - The tutorial on the post-modern condition? - Yeah. 341 00:36:16,632 --> 00:36:18,842 It was cancelled. 342 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:22,179 - Typical. - Never seen you there before. 343 00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:25,473 That's what's typical. First time I showed up for it. 344 00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:28,768 Yeah. You've got bad timing. 345 00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:34,566 Saturdays suck ass. I don't have to put up with this shit. I'm dropping this fucking class. 346 00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:37,652 - Yeah, me too. - Really? 347 00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:42,490 - Mm-hm. I think I'm gonna change my major. - To what? 348 00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:46,411 - I don't know yet. What's yours? - I don't even know. 349 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,125 [SHE SIGHS] 350 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:56,671 - Your name's Sean Bateman, right? - Right. Your name is Lauren. 351 00:36:56,839 --> 00:37:02,219 Yeah. I bought pot from you last year. It was good. A little seedy, though. 352 00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:05,096 You used to go out with Paul Denton. 353 00:37:05,264 --> 00:37:08,183 Yeah...before. 354 00:37:11,103 --> 00:37:13,188 Show me your eyes. 355 00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,901 ♫ When I see her 356 00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:26,284 ♫ When I see her, oh, yeah... 357 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,121 Rock 'n' roll. 358 00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:32,791 ♫ That's the time ♫ That's the time 359 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:34,834 ♫ I love the best... 360 00:37:35,002 --> 00:37:39,589 Maybe I'll see you at the next Pre-Saturday Party Party...Sean Bateman. 361 00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:44,970 ♫ Freedom is a word I rarely use 362 00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:48,056 ♫ Without thinking 363 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:50,934 ♫ Oh, yeah 364 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,395 ♫ Without thinking 365 00:37:56,983 --> 00:38:02,362 ♫ Of the time ♫ Of the time 366 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:05,490 ♫ When I've been loved ♫ 367 00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:17,085 [SERGE GAINSBOURG] ♫ L'ami Caouette me fait la tête 368 00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:20,130 ♫ Qu'a Caouette? 369 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:24,676 ♫ La p'tite Noé veut plus m'parler 370 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:27,637 ♫ Qu'a Noé? 371 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:31,141 ♫ L'ami Cao? M'a mis KO 372 00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:34,561 ♫ Qu'a Cao? 373 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:38,732 ♫ La p'tite Ramel m'est infidèle 374 00:38:38,899 --> 00:38:41,901 ♫ Qu'a Ramel? 375 00:38:42,069 --> 00:38:45,155 ♫ M'sieur Hannibal m'mine le moral ♫ 376 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:50,285 Oh, my God, Harry tried to kill himself! 377 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:54,622 [PAUL] That is typical. I knew something like this was gonna happen. 378 00:38:54,790 --> 00:39:00,295 I just had a feeling there'd be some obstacle to prevent my evening with Sean happening. 379 00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:07,135 You gotta come to Fel's house. He's there. Shit, Paul, we've got to do something! 380 00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:09,804 That's way too gay. 381 00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:14,351 Um...call Security. Trust me, they'll be there within an hour. 382 00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:19,022 Security? Security? What do you need, a formal fucking invitation?! 383 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,316 I gotta be out at seven! 384 00:39:23,235 --> 00:39:26,988 You are killing Harry! Pull it together! March! 385 00:39:27,823 --> 00:39:31,576 What did he do? Try and OD on Sudafed and wine coolers? 386 00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:35,372 Oh, my God! I brought Paul! 387 00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:38,041 - What did he take? - I don't know! 388 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:42,212 Oh, Harry, sweetie! He's gonna get his death of cold! 389 00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:47,425 - We should take him to hospital. - Are you crazy? 390 00:39:47,593 --> 00:39:50,595 - What else is there? - I have to meet someone. 391 00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:54,724 Fuck your meeting! Get the car, Raymond! Grab his feet! 392 00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:58,103 Jesus, this is so typical. 393 00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:04,442 - He found out he was adopted. - Stop. I need some cigarettes. 394 00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:08,822 - We have somebody OD'ing back here! - He's not OD'ing. 395 00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:12,951 - He's a freshman. Freshmen don't OD. - Fuck you, Paul! 396 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:16,246 - He's throwing up! - Open the fucking window! 397 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:19,999 - He's not throwing up. - What do you call that "krrrr" sound?! 398 00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:23,294 Dry heaves. There's a lot of air in his stomach. 399 00:40:23,462 --> 00:40:27,382 Maybe we should be inducing vomiting. Should I pull the car over? 400 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,677 - Can I change the CD? - Shut up! 401 00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:32,720 You're gonna be OK. 402 00:40:32,888 --> 00:40:36,641 ♫ Blue-eyed dressed for every situation 403 00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:39,936 ♫ Moving through the doorway of a nation ♫ 404 00:40:43,482 --> 00:40:45,900 [MUFFLED PANICKED VOICES] 405 00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:49,028 - Come on, Harry! - Grab his arm! 406 00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:52,323 - Oh, God! - OK, you're gonna make it! 407 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:59,122 - [BOTH] Help! Help! - We need some help! This guy's OD'ing! 408 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:03,501 - Get him into the emergency room! - I'm on my break. 409 00:41:03,669 --> 00:41:07,964 - Is there anybody else around here? - Oh, please take care of Harry! 410 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:11,092 - You gotta take of him! - Move, move, move. 411 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:15,847 Please, would you just get him up?! His name's Harry. Please help him! 412 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,266 - Harry! - Harry. 413 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:26,483 - I'm not getting any pulse. - Is this a joke? 414 00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:31,529 - I can see him moving. He's not dead. - He's dead, Paul! Shut up! 415 00:41:31,697 --> 00:41:34,824 - Oh, God! - And how did this happen exactly? 416 00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:38,828 - [BOTH] Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! - [PAUL] Will you shut up! 417 00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:43,124 - He's not dead. - He hasn't got a pulse or a heartbeat. 418 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:46,503 - His pupils are fixed and dilated. - Harry, come back! 419 00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:51,466 Sorry, there's nothing more I can do here. - You have to do something! 420 00:41:51,634 --> 00:41:55,970 - I've seen this on "ER". Fix him! - Harry's gone to the big bye-bye. 421 00:41:56,138 --> 00:42:02,477 He's got his name in the papers on the back side. It's toe tag time in Teenville tonight. 422 00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,480 - Teenville? - You should've just said no, Harry. 423 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:09,609 - I'm not dead, am I? - Yes, you are! Shut up! 424 00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:14,447 You don't have a pulse. I think you're dead. Let me run a few tests... 425 00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:17,408 - You're looking at a malpractice suit! - Harry is dead. 426 00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:21,955 [ALL SHOUT AT ONCE] 427 00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:26,292 A few tests on Harry and I'm sure I could prove he's dead. 428 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:29,587 No! You leave the pain and suffering! 429 00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:35,343 I insist you bring back the corpse for me to do some tests. 430 00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:47,730 - Ugh! - Is your deterrent to the party working? 431 00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:51,276 Sort of. The best would be Victor, though. 432 00:42:51,443 --> 00:42:56,239 Enough fantasising. Victor is 3,000 miles away. Use the book. 433 00:42:57,950 --> 00:43:00,034 How do I look? 434 00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:05,665 - You look kinda skinny, actually. - Skinny? Really? 435 00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:09,294 - Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny? - What's the difference? 436 00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:14,173 Bulimic passes for healthy except your teeth rot, but my teeth aren't, so... 437 00:43:14,341 --> 00:43:16,551 So you look bulimic skinny? 438 00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:22,432 Lauren, it's amazing the weight you lose when you get off the pill. 439 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:26,185 - Until you get knocked up. - OK, we'll do the math. 440 00:43:26,353 --> 00:43:31,774 If the condom is 98% safe and he wears two, then you're 196% safe. 441 00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:36,279 - A much better percentage than the pill. - It doesn't work that way, Lara. 442 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:39,198 Abstinence is 100% safe, which is less... 443 00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:43,620 Whatever. I don't major in math. Are you coming or not? 444 00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:48,791 - I don't know. - Lauren, listen to your friend and room-mate. 445 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:52,712 If you wait for Victor, you'll never lose your virginity. 446 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,257 You can't just wait for destiny. Make it happen. 447 00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:01,095 [BOY RETCHES] 448 00:44:03,098 --> 00:44:06,809 [RAP MUSIC: "SEI DEIN EIGENER HELD" BY JENS "DER WOLF" ALBERT] 449 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,667 Is she coming? 450 00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:32,710 - I doubt it. - Why? 451 00:44:32,878 --> 00:44:35,380 - She's been looking at the book. - What book? 452 00:44:35,547 --> 00:44:38,007 A book of venereal diseases. 453 00:44:38,175 --> 00:44:42,011 It discourages her from hooking up with people like you. 454 00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:47,392 It's got some pretty nasty imagery. It helps keep her focused on her homework. 455 00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:52,522 - She's not coming, then. - Nope. 456 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:55,525 So why don't you get me another beer? 457 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:58,820 [GERMAN RAP SONG CONTINUES] 458 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:17,672 - Hey, Sean. Sorry I'm late. - What? 459 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:23,428 There was this whole thing. I had to take a freshman to the hospital. Anyhow, I'm... 460 00:45:23,595 --> 00:45:26,723 - What the fuck are you talking about? - I'm here. 461 00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:30,852 - Never mind. - Um...I'll make it up to you. 462 00:45:31,019 --> 00:45:35,815 - You don't have to. - I know, but I want to. I insist. 463 00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:38,067 - Whatever. - Really. 464 00:45:41,321 --> 00:45:45,700 I have some pot in my room if you wanna get stoned. 465 00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:48,995 - You have pot? - In my room, yeah. 466 00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:54,625 - Want a beer? - Let's go. 467 00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:02,800 - Hey. - Hey, Lauren. Um...this is... 468 00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:06,095 - Jim. - Jim from Dartmouth. 469 00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:09,348 - Hi. - Brewski for youski? 470 00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:12,435 - Sure. - Hey, you want it, you got it. 471 00:46:14,897 --> 00:46:19,692 He thinks it's the Dressed To Get Screwed Party. I'll give him to you. 472 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:22,987 - No, that's OK. - You sure? 473 00:46:23,655 --> 00:46:27,742 - I haven't seen Victor around. - What about Sean Bateman? Seen him? 474 00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:30,787 Yeah. Actually, Sean just ran off with Paul. 475 00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:33,039 - Paul Denton? - Uh-huh. 476 00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:36,542 You serious? You don't think...? No! 477 00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:40,129 - I don't know. - No. 478 00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:44,467 - He must just be selling him something. - [BOTH] Must be, yeah. 479 00:46:46,553 --> 00:46:52,517 - OK, so are you out on the prowl again? - Yeah, that book's just not...not doing it. 480 00:46:52,684 --> 00:46:54,477 - No? - Uh-uh. 481 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:59,315 Good. Well, just don't wait up for me. OK? 482 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:00,942 - OK! - OK. 483 00:47:01,109 --> 00:47:02,652 OK! 484 00:47:05,697 --> 00:47:07,782 Miss Lauren Hynde. 485 00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:12,203 Why weren't you at my tutorial last Saturday? 486 00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:22,505 Would you like a drink? 487 00:47:55,205 --> 00:47:56,581 [SIGHS] 488 00:47:56,748 --> 00:47:59,959 [MUSIC: "AIDA GRAND MARCH" BY VERDI] 489 00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:09,176 Come here. 490 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:26,736 - All right? - Uh-hm. 491 00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:44,545 - Do you want a turn-on? - No, thanks. 492 00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:46,881 Well... 493 00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:54,513 ..don't mind if I do. 494 00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:09,236 - So are we gonna do it here on the couch? - Do what? 495 00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:12,990 You know, do it? 496 00:49:13,158 --> 00:49:15,910 What? Fuck? 497 00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:20,957 Are you mad? I'd lose my tenure. 498 00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:23,793 And I'm a married man. 499 00:49:26,004 --> 00:49:28,089 Aren't you hitting on me? 500 00:49:30,258 --> 00:49:32,343 For a hummer, sure. 501 00:49:35,889 --> 00:49:38,808 I've heard you're talented, Miss Hynde. 502 00:49:40,435 --> 00:49:43,562 And it certainly can't hurt your GPA. 503 00:49:45,691 --> 00:49:47,775 So...shall we? 504 00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:06,836 [CHORUS FROM "AIDA"] 505 00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:18,597 [MUSIC RISES TO A CLIMAX] 506 00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:29,358 - So where did you spend last summer? - Berlin. 507 00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:32,611 Sprechen Sie Deutsch? 508 00:50:32,779 --> 00:50:35,489 - What? - Do you speak German? 509 00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:37,992 No! 510 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,661 - What the fu... - You don't? 511 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:47,585 - No. Why? - Well, I don't know. 512 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:53,132 I just assumed since you spent the summer in Berlin, I thought... 513 00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:57,261 No. Berlin, New Hampshire. 514 00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:00,389 Oh. 515 00:51:03,185 --> 00:51:07,146 [SEAN] I need to get some more pot. I'm running out. 516 00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:10,691 And I need to get laid. 517 00:51:11,693 --> 00:51:15,863 Where the fuck was Lauren tonight? That Lara girl was kinda hot. 518 00:51:16,031 --> 00:51:22,078 I could bang her and feel good about it. I'd rather have Lauren. I wonder why. 519 00:51:23,997 --> 00:51:28,584 It would just ruin my illusion of her innocence...her purity. 520 00:51:30,670 --> 00:51:33,964 Whoa! Is that really what I want? 521 00:51:36,718 --> 00:51:41,514 I need to fuck someone. Then I need to get more pot. 522 00:51:44,392 --> 00:51:50,189 [PAUL] I watched him with growing intensity as he refilled the pipe in the smoky room. 523 00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:53,692 He fingered what looked like moss and it struck me 524 00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:56,987 that I liked Sean because he looked, well, slutty. 525 00:51:57,155 --> 00:52:02,076 A boy who'd been around and couldn't remember if he was Catholic or not. 526 00:52:02,244 --> 00:52:06,205 [LOVE AND ROCKETS] ♫ I'm so alive 527 00:52:32,691 --> 00:52:35,818 ♫ Don't know what colour your eyes are, baby 528 00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:40,364 ♫ But your hair is long and brown 529 00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:43,993 ♫ You're legs are strong and you're so, so long 530 00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:47,496 ♫ And you don't come from this town 531 00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:52,084 ♫ My head is full of magic, baby 532 00:52:52,252 --> 00:52:55,796 ♫ And I can't share this with you 533 00:52:56,631 --> 00:52:59,967 ♫ I feel I'm on top again, baby 534 00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:04,555 ♫ That's got everything to do with you-hoo-hoo 535 00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:06,724 ♫ I'm alive 536 00:53:07,893 --> 00:53:10,186 ♫ I'm so alive ♫ 537 00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:19,278 [MOANS OF PLEASURE] 538 00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:25,201 Look at that chick's cans! 539 00:53:25,368 --> 00:53:27,870 - Implants. - I like the feel of fake tits. 540 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:30,122 [PHONE RINGS] 541 00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:36,170 - I need to get cable in my room. - Hello? Hi, Mom. 542 00:53:36,838 --> 00:53:38,422 [TV OFF] 543 00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:40,758 What's going on? 544 00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:43,761 [SEAN] You are one dirty bitch! 545 00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:48,891 Tomorrow? The Jareds are coming? Oh. 546 00:53:52,479 --> 00:53:57,107 This weekend? I have a lot of school work. How about next weekend? 547 00:53:58,151 --> 00:54:02,112 - Faggoty sitcom, faggoty sitcom... - Richard? 548 00:54:03,323 --> 00:54:07,076 Uh...OK. Yeah, you too. 549 00:54:11,873 --> 00:54:17,127 - I have to go into the city tomorrow night. - Rock 'n' roll. 550 00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:20,506 - Wanna go? - No. 551 00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:26,929 - Dressed To Get Screwed Party's tomorrow. - I know. I don't wanna leave you here alone. 552 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:30,474 - Deal with it. I'm borrowing these. - Wait. 553 00:54:31,309 --> 00:54:35,062 Would you give me a ride to the bus station tomorrow? 554 00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:38,357 Whatever. Look, I gotta meet my adviser. 555 00:54:41,736 --> 00:54:44,655 [MOANS OF PLEASURE] 556 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:58,544 I shouldn't be leaving. He'll sleep with someone else. 557 00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:03,924 It's the Dressed To Get Screwed Party, for Christ's sake! What the fuck am I doing? 558 00:55:05,176 --> 00:55:07,261 I love you, Sean Bateman. 559 00:55:11,224 --> 00:55:14,560 [SEAN] I wonder if Lauren goes wild during sex. 560 00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:18,522 I wonder if she comes easily...or at all. 561 00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:24,403 I won't go to bed with a girl who doesn't. If I can't make a girl come, why bother? 562 00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:28,824 Hmm...I'm hungry. 563 00:56:31,262 --> 00:56:36,934 "Tonight's the night, tonight's the night, tonight's the night, tonight's the night..." 564 00:56:37,102 --> 00:56:38,727 [SNIFFS] 565 00:56:41,564 --> 00:56:44,691 - Tonight's the night? - Yep, I'm going all the way. 566 00:56:44,859 --> 00:56:47,403 - Who's the lucky boy? - Not telling. 567 00:56:47,570 --> 00:56:50,656 - You will if you want me out of the room! - OK. 568 00:56:50,824 --> 00:56:53,534 - Sean Bateman. - He's a drug dealer. 569 00:56:53,701 --> 00:56:57,746 - He made me zhing! - Zhing? What? 570 00:56:57,914 --> 00:57:00,833 Something amazing's gonna happen. 571 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:07,339 Zhing! Like it just fucking fucks you right up the... It's like...zhing! 572 00:57:07,507 --> 00:57:11,260 - No, I've never had that. - You will someday. 573 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:14,638 - You might be afflicted with synaesthesia. - What? 574 00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:18,642 It causes you to hear what you see and see what you hear. 575 00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:21,311 It's a combination of your senses. 576 00:57:21,479 --> 00:57:24,815 You really should get that checked out. Prozac might help. 577 00:57:24,983 --> 00:57:26,483 What? 578 00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:38,078 Rusty pipes! 579 00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:41,373 ♫ Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite 580 00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:44,960 ♫ And the thought of loving you is getting so exciting 581 00:57:45,128 --> 00:57:48,130 ♫ Sky rockets in flight 582 00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:51,175 ♫ Afternoon delight... ♫ 583 00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:59,224 [PHONE RINGS] 584 00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:09,401 Hello? 585 00:58:10,111 --> 00:58:13,739 Can I talk to Sean Bateman? I think he lives upstairs. 586 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,761 - Yeah? - Sean. 587 00:58:35,929 --> 00:58:40,974 - Who is this? Patrick? - Who the hell's Patrick? No, it's Paul. 588 00:58:42,810 --> 00:58:47,189 - Paul? - Yeah. Remember me? 589 00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:50,275 No. This better be good. 590 00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:53,362 I was wondering what was going on. Who's Patrick? 591 00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:57,282 - None of your business. What do you want? - Were you asleep? 592 00:58:57,450 --> 00:59:00,994 - No, of course not. - What ARE you doing? 593 00:59:01,162 --> 00:59:04,331 I'm just getting ready to go to the party. 594 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:06,583 - With Patrick? - No. 595 00:59:08,836 --> 00:59:11,797 With the person who's leaving me notes. 596 00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:13,966 - Are you? - Deal with it. 597 00:59:14,842 --> 00:59:17,761 - Are you just fucking with me? - Rock 'n' roll. 598 00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:20,847 Motherfucker! 599 00:59:21,015 --> 00:59:22,391 Who? 600 00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:29,606 Oh, Jesus Christ! Richard, is that you? 601 00:59:30,316 --> 00:59:34,861 It's Dick! And, yes, it's me. 602 00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:39,700 [GARGLES] 603 00:59:45,164 --> 00:59:49,459 - What the hell are you doing? - Getting fucked up. 604 00:59:49,627 --> 00:59:52,129 Maybe getting fucked. 605 00:59:56,467 --> 00:59:58,594 - Ohhh! - Richard, oh, Richard. 606 01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:08,103 - Oh, oh! - Oh, yeah, you're turning me on [!] 607 01:00:09,939 --> 01:00:13,817 Paul...you remember Mrs Jared. 608 01:00:15,069 --> 01:00:18,155 Of course. Hello, Mrs Jared. 609 01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:22,075 - I leave you for five minutes and you're drinking! - I'm drunk! 610 01:00:22,243 --> 01:00:27,414 Well, then, take a shower and sober up. Oh, will my tortures never end? 611 01:00:28,541 --> 01:00:31,668 - How are you, Paul? - Fine. 612 01:00:31,836 --> 01:00:34,963 Would you talk to him? He'll listen to you. 613 01:00:36,215 --> 01:00:41,428 - Come on, Myra. - See you both downstairs in 15 minutes. 614 01:00:41,596 --> 01:00:43,305 Mm? 615 01:00:45,099 --> 01:00:47,184 [RICHARD CHUCKLES] 616 01:00:54,567 --> 01:01:00,781 You wanna take a shower with me... for old times' sake? 617 01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:13,502 - Want one? - What are they? 618 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:16,213 - Does it matter? - No. 619 01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:21,176 [GEORGE MlCHAEL] ♫ I guess it would be nice If I could touch your body 620 01:01:21,344 --> 01:01:26,431 ♫ I know not everybody Has got a body like you 621 01:01:26,599 --> 01:01:31,228 ♫ But I gotta think twice Before I give my heart away 622 01:01:31,396 --> 01:01:35,649 ♫ And I know all the games you play Because I play them too... 623 01:01:35,817 --> 01:01:40,195 - Surprised me. - [YAWNS] 624 01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:43,699 So when she showed up... 625 01:01:43,866 --> 01:01:49,913 ♫ Oh, oh, baby, I reconsider my foolish notion 626 01:01:50,081 --> 01:01:54,459 ♫ Well, I need someone to hold me But I'll wait for something more 627 01:01:54,627 --> 01:01:59,214 ♫ Yes, I gotta have faith Ooh, I gotta have faith 628 01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:01,800 ♫ Because I gotta have faith 629 01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:04,761 ♫ I gotta have faith, faith, faith 630 01:02:08,683 --> 01:02:10,183 ♫ Got to have faith 631 01:02:10,351 --> 01:02:14,896 ♫ Before this river becomes an ocean 632 01:02:15,064 --> 01:02:18,400 ♫ Before you throw my heart back on the floor 633 01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:22,195 ♫ Oh, oh, baby, I reconsider 634 01:02:22,363 --> 01:02:24,656 ♫ My foolish notion 635 01:02:24,824 --> 01:02:29,745 ♫ Well, I need someone to hold me But I'll wait for something more 636 01:02:31,622 --> 01:02:35,959 ♫ 'Cause I gotta have faith I gotta have faith 637 01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:42,090 ♫ 'Cause I gotta have faith, faith, faith I gotta have faith, faith, faith ♫ 638 01:02:42,258 --> 01:02:46,845 [MRS DENTON] Then I realised my Cadillac had been stolen. 639 01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:52,601 The police couldn't have cared less. They said my insurance would take care of it. 640 01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:56,813 Frankly, I was getting sick of the colour, you know. 641 01:02:56,981 --> 01:03:01,902 I'm gonna ask you one more time, Richard. Kindly remove your sunglasses. 642 01:03:08,242 --> 01:03:13,955 - Then why don't you tell us about school? - Mm. Tell us about school. 643 01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:20,670 - Ciggie. - Oh, don't smoke! 644 01:03:20,838 --> 01:03:24,716 You're not allowed to smoke here, I don't think. 645 01:03:25,301 --> 01:03:27,385 My name is not Richard. 646 01:03:30,389 --> 01:03:32,599 - Well, then, what is it? - Dick. 647 01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:36,728 - What? - Dick! You heard me. Dick. 648 01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:41,483 No, your name is Richard. 649 01:03:42,193 --> 01:03:44,277 Sorry, it's Dick. 650 01:03:49,116 --> 01:03:52,953 Then...Dick...how is school? 651 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:55,330 It sucks co-o-o-ck! 652 01:03:57,458 --> 01:04:00,001 [MRS DENTON COUGHS] 653 01:04:02,797 --> 01:04:07,050 - Yeah, it does. - And what classes are you taking, Dick? 654 01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:16,059 Gang Bang 101 , Freebase tutorial, and Oral Sex Workshop. 655 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:27,237 - How are you liking that, Dick? - Mmm, mmm! 656 01:04:29,657 --> 01:04:32,367 Yeah! Mmmm! 657 01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:35,495 How do you like that? 658 01:04:37,832 --> 01:04:43,670 - What has happened to you? - What do you mean? What do YOU think? 659 01:04:43,838 --> 01:04:48,967 - I can see what that school has done. - Maybe Paul and I should go... 660 01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:52,220 - No! No, no! - No? 661 01:04:52,388 --> 01:04:55,974 - If anyone's going to leave, it's Richard. - [SHOUTS] It's Dick! 662 01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:58,643 - All right, leave the table now, Richard. - Why?! 663 01:04:58,811 --> 01:05:00,979 Wh-h-h-h-hy? 664 01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:04,149 I am asking you to leave the table now. 665 01:05:04,317 --> 01:05:06,735 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 666 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:10,530 [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I will not leave the table, no! No! 667 01:05:10,698 --> 01:05:13,199 Leave the table! 668 01:05:13,367 --> 01:05:17,203 Well, fuck yo-o-o-o-o-u! 669 01:05:17,371 --> 01:05:21,249 And fuck you and fuck you, pretty boy! 670 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:25,211 And fuck you all very much! 671 01:05:25,379 --> 01:05:27,464 I'm outta here. 672 01:05:29,216 --> 01:05:31,301 Have a good one! 673 01:05:32,553 --> 01:05:34,638 [LAUGHS TO HIMSELF] 674 01:05:42,647 --> 01:05:44,022 Ahem. 675 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:46,232 Oh, everything's fine now. 676 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,485 I-I'm really terribly sorry. 677 01:05:48,653 --> 01:05:50,737 - Are you sure? - Oh, positive. 678 01:05:50,905 --> 01:05:53,073 - My son isn't well. - Yeah. 679 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:59,704 He's, well, not well. He's been under a lot of stress with midterms starting. 680 01:05:59,872 --> 01:06:04,167 I would like another Vodka...Collins. Eve, would you like anything? 681 01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:10,256 - Yes...uh... Well, I mean no, no. - Oh, go ahead. 682 01:06:10,424 --> 01:06:13,843 - Well... - Get her another one. Please. 683 01:06:14,011 --> 01:06:16,680 - Thank you, Paul. - Sure, Mom. 684 01:06:21,268 --> 01:06:25,438 You know...I think my next car.. 685 01:06:26,482 --> 01:06:28,733 - ..is going to be blue. - Mmm! 686 01:06:28,901 --> 01:06:32,904 Blue. A very dark blue. What do you think, Paul? 687 01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:37,575 Blue. 688 01:06:48,045 --> 01:06:52,424 [THICKE] ♫ Baby girl, where you at? Got no strings, got men attached 689 01:06:52,591 --> 01:06:55,719 ♫ Can't stop that feeling for long, no 690 01:06:56,762 --> 01:07:00,932 ♫ You're makin' dogs wanna beg Breaking them off your fancy legs 691 01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:05,437 ♫ But they make you feel right at home now 692 01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:10,817 ♫ All these illusions just take us too long 693 01:07:10,985 --> 01:07:13,903 ♫ And I want it bad 694 01:07:14,071 --> 01:07:17,407 ♫ Because you walk pretty, because you talk pretty, 'cause you make me sick 695 01:07:17,575 --> 01:07:21,870 ♫ And I'm not leaving till you're leaving 696 01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:24,456 ♫ Oh, I swear there's something when she's pumping 697 01:07:24,623 --> 01:07:26,124 ♫ Asking for a raise 698 01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:29,377 ♫ But she told me to carry her home... 699 01:07:30,254 --> 01:07:32,338 [LARA INHALES] 700 01:07:36,343 --> 01:07:39,179 Those are grown in shit. 701 01:07:49,398 --> 01:07:53,193 - Thank God you're still dealing. - Where's Lauren? 702 01:07:54,278 --> 01:07:58,531 She's out of town. Do you have a thing for her? 703 01:08:00,951 --> 01:08:06,790 She won't put out. You know that. She's got this little boyfriend she's saving herself for. 704 01:08:07,583 --> 01:08:11,961 - You're wasting time and wasting money. - She's got a boyfriend? 705 01:08:13,130 --> 01:08:19,594 ♫ All these intrusions just take us too long and I want you so bad 706 01:08:20,387 --> 01:08:24,265 ♫ Because you walk city, because you talk city, 'cause you make me sick... ♫ 707 01:08:24,433 --> 01:08:28,812 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 708 01:08:28,979 --> 01:08:31,397 [LARA GASPS] 709 01:08:44,286 --> 01:08:46,830 Hi, Sean. 710 01:08:58,759 --> 01:09:04,389 Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop! Come on, come on, come on, come on! 711 01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:06,641 [SEAN] Disillusionment strikes. 712 01:09:06,809 --> 01:09:11,229 After all my pining for Lauren, this, her room-mate. 713 01:09:12,064 --> 01:09:14,566 Inevitable conclusion. 714 01:09:14,733 --> 01:09:17,569 It's like bad poetry. And then what? 715 01:09:17,736 --> 01:09:21,030 - Ohh, God! - I'm still hard so I keep on going. 716 01:09:21,198 --> 01:09:25,410 She's groaning now. Humping up, down, up. 717 01:09:25,578 --> 01:09:27,662 Is it ever gonna end? 718 01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:30,081 I should never have done this. 719 01:09:30,249 --> 01:09:32,917 - I should have kept it innocent. - God! 720 01:09:33,085 --> 01:09:37,255 - Oh, yeah! - I put my hand over her mouth. 721 01:09:37,423 --> 01:09:40,341 She comes, licking my palm, snorting. 722 01:09:41,302 --> 01:09:43,678 It's over. 723 01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:45,597 Kleenex. 724 01:10:12,249 --> 01:10:15,543 What's wrong? I told you I came. 725 01:10:21,425 --> 01:10:23,718 I was born in a Holiday Inn. 726 01:10:24,553 --> 01:10:29,474 Better that it's not Lauren. Note to self: never 'shroom again. Gets you in trouble. 727 01:10:34,271 --> 01:10:37,815 [GIRL] This is my last letter because I'll never have you. 728 01:10:37,983 --> 01:10:42,153 I stood and watched you go off with her. She's so beneath you. 729 01:10:42,321 --> 01:10:48,785 You probably did it to hurt me. It worked, you hurt me. There's nothing else I can do. 730 01:10:48,953 --> 01:10:52,497 There won't be any more notes. It's last call. 731 01:10:59,171 --> 01:11:02,715 [HARRY NILSSON] ♫ No, I can't forget this evening 732 01:11:02,883 --> 01:11:06,594 ♫ Or your face as you were leaving 733 01:11:06,762 --> 01:11:13,768 ♫ But I guess that's just the way the story goes 734 01:11:13,936 --> 01:11:21,734 ♫ You always smile, but in your eyes your sorrow shows 735 01:11:21,902 --> 01:11:26,072 ♫ Yes, it sho-ows 736 01:11:29,410 --> 01:11:33,037 ♫ No, I can't forget tomorrow 737 01:11:33,205 --> 01:11:37,166 ♫ When I think of all my sorrow 738 01:11:37,334 --> 01:11:44,090 ♫ When I had you there, but then I let you go 739 01:11:44,258 --> 01:11:51,306 ♫ And now it's only fair that I should let you know 740 01:11:51,473 --> 01:11:58,563 ♫ What you should know 741 01:11:59,606 --> 01:12:03,443 ♫ I can't live 742 01:12:03,610 --> 01:12:06,821 ♫ If living is without you 743 01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:10,533 ♫ I can't live 744 01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:14,162 ♫ I can't give any more 745 01:12:14,496 --> 01:12:18,249 ♫ I can't live 746 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:21,711 ♫ If living is without you 747 01:12:21,879 --> 01:12:25,131 ♫ I can't give 748 01:12:25,299 --> 01:12:30,428 ♫ I can't give any more 749 01:12:30,596 --> 01:12:33,973 ♫ Well, I can't forget this evening 750 01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:37,685 ♫ Or your face as you were leaving 751 01:12:37,853 --> 01:12:44,484 ♫ But I guess that's just the way the story goes 752 01:12:44,651 --> 01:12:52,992 ♫ You always smile, but in your eyes your sorrow shows... 753 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:56,704 [MUSIC DISTORTS] 754 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:04,170 ♫ I can't live 755 01:13:04,338 --> 01:13:07,465 ♫ If living is without you 756 01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:10,760 ♫ I can't give 757 01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:14,639 ♫ I can't give any more 758 01:13:14,807 --> 01:13:18,643 ♫ I can't live 759 01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:22,105 ♫ If living is without you 760 01:13:22,272 --> 01:13:24,857 ♫ l can't give... ♫ 761 01:14:41,059 --> 01:14:44,979 I only did it with her because I'm in love with you. 762 01:14:57,784 --> 01:14:59,619 [SOBS] 763 01:15:51,296 --> 01:15:54,006 [GIRLS SOBBING] 764 01:16:43,098 --> 01:16:45,182 Lauren, I love you. 765 01:16:47,644 --> 01:16:49,186 Lauren... 766 01:16:51,857 --> 01:16:53,524 - Lauren... - Leave! 767 01:16:53,692 --> 01:16:59,322 Since when does fucking somebody else mean I'm not faithful to you?! Lauren... 768 01:17:03,410 --> 01:17:06,704 She's not ever gonna want to see you again. 769 01:17:14,504 --> 01:17:18,132 Face it...you are fucked up. 770 01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:47,244 [PHONE RINGS] 771 01:17:51,458 --> 01:18:06,389 [PHONE CONTINUES RINGING] 772 01:18:18,068 --> 01:18:20,986 - Hello? - Hello? 773 01:18:21,154 --> 01:18:23,072 - Hello? - Bertrand? 774 01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:26,409 - Bertrand's not in. - This is Jean-Jacques. Hello? 775 01:18:31,289 --> 01:18:38,170 [POP TUNE] ♫ La la la la la la la-la la la la, la la la la-la la la... 776 01:18:38,338 --> 01:18:41,674 [POP TUNE CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND] 777 01:19:03,780 --> 01:19:05,865 Lauren. 778 01:19:16,042 --> 01:19:17,585 Ahhh! 779 01:19:21,006 --> 01:19:24,091 Fuck! Fuck! 780 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:37,146 Dammit! 781 01:19:46,490 --> 01:19:54,413 [POP TUNE] ♫ ..you'll find that you've been sent to hell! La la la la-la la la la la-la la... ♫ 782 01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:28,447 - [WOMAN ON RADIO] Results are evident. - [MAN] Order your bottle of Longitude now. 783 01:20:28,615 --> 01:20:35,996 Call 1-800-518-3492. Imagine the look on her face if you were much larger. 784 01:20:36,164 --> 01:20:40,960 Call now, 1-800-518-3492, or visit them online at longitudecapsules.com. 785 01:20:41,127 --> 01:20:44,255 - Typical! - ♫ WTNE! 786 01:20:44,422 --> 01:20:46,590 - ♫ Ready! - ♫ For music! ♫ 787 01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:58,978 [PUBLIC IMAGE LIMITED] ♫ I could be wrong 788 01:20:59,145 --> 01:21:01,730 ♫ I could be right 789 01:21:06,903 --> 01:21:09,572 ♫ I could be wrong 790 01:21:12,492 --> 01:21:17,788 ♫ I could be wrong, I could be right I could be black, I could be white 791 01:21:17,956 --> 01:21:23,627 ♫ I could be right, I could be wrong I could be white, I could be black 792 01:21:23,795 --> 01:21:29,800 ♫ Your time has come, your second skin The cost so high, the gain so low... 793 01:21:32,512 --> 01:21:34,388 Sean? 794 01:21:34,556 --> 01:21:40,102 ♫ May the road rise with you May the road rise with you 795 01:21:40,270 --> 01:21:46,942 ♫ May the road rise with you May the road rise with you... 796 01:21:49,154 --> 01:21:50,863 Gotcha! 797 01:21:52,324 --> 01:21:54,825 You're so sad. 798 01:21:54,993 --> 01:21:57,036 Sean, you're sick. 799 01:21:59,998 --> 01:22:03,250 Hey...wait a minute! What... 800 01:22:05,086 --> 01:22:11,175 ♫ I could be wrong, I could be right 801 01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:27,274 ♫ I could be wrong, I could be right I could be black, l could be white... ♫ 802 01:22:30,528 --> 01:22:33,197 [LAUREN SOBS] 803 01:22:37,077 --> 01:22:42,289 Took a charter flight to London. Took a cab to the city centre. Hostels are pretty ugly. 804 01:22:42,457 --> 01:22:46,752 I'm staying at Home House, the most beautiful hotel in the world. 805 01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:52,967 A couple of Brits take me to Camden Street, I flirt at Virgin, then follow girls with pink hair. 806 01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:56,220 I wandered around trying to get laid until it started to rain. 807 01:22:56,388 --> 01:23:01,850 I go to Rem Forum, but it's gay night. I find the one hetero girl in the place. 808 01:23:02,018 --> 01:23:04,937 At Home House, I strip her clothes off and we fuck. 809 01:23:05,105 --> 01:23:10,526 Met the world's biggest DJ, Paul Oakenfold, wrote my mom a postcard I never sent. 810 01:23:10,694 --> 01:23:15,489 Bought some speed, smoked a lot of hash that had too much tobacco in it. 811 01:23:15,657 --> 01:23:20,786 Saw the Tate, Big Ben, ate weird English food. It rained a lot so I quit for Amsterdam. 812 01:23:20,954 --> 01:23:23,664 The Dutch know English, which was a relief. 813 01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:28,043 I cruise the Red Light District, visit a sex show, smoke a lot of hash. 814 01:23:28,211 --> 01:23:33,674 Meet a Dutch actress, we drink absinthe at a bar called Absinthe. Museums were cool. 815 01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:36,343 Bought a lot of pastries, ate waffles. 816 01:23:36,511 --> 01:23:41,807 Bought some coke, met some blonde that reminds me of Lara, gave her 1 00 guilders. 817 01:23:41,975 --> 01:23:45,310 I come between her tits even though I'm wearing a rubber. 818 01:23:45,478 --> 01:23:50,315 Afterwards we talked about AIDS. I wake to the sound of a wino singing. 819 01:23:50,483 --> 01:23:55,070 I pretend to ice skate around Centraal Station. Trade songs with a Kiwi girl. 820 01:23:55,238 --> 01:23:59,825 Then split for Paris by train. I climb the Eiffel Tower for only 7 francs. 821 01:23:59,993 --> 01:24:03,704 Went to a Ford Model party, hooked up with a Romanian model. 822 01:24:03,872 --> 01:24:09,001 She chugs my cock, which is good. Went shopping. I think she gave me mono. 823 01:24:09,169 --> 01:24:12,796 Drove a Ferrari, made out with a Dutch model. 824 01:24:12,964 --> 01:24:15,758 Almost became roadkill crossing the street. 825 01:24:15,925 --> 01:24:22,097 Oakie invites me to Dublin so l catch a flight. He lets me spin discs with him. 826 01:24:22,265 --> 01:24:28,187 Irish girls are as small as leprechauns. One strips for me in the bathroom of a club. 827 01:24:28,354 --> 01:24:31,148 I steal some stout at the Guinness factory. 828 01:24:31,316 --> 01:24:35,277 I fly to Barcelona. Too many fat American students. 829 01:24:35,445 --> 01:24:38,572 Dropped acid at the Sagrada Familia, which was a trip. 830 01:24:38,740 --> 01:24:41,742 Cruised up the coast, but had no more acid. 831 01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:45,370 Some girl rings me so I let her listen to the church bells. 832 01:24:45,538 --> 01:24:50,125 It was beautiful, but there are no girls there so I went to Switzerland. 833 01:24:50,293 --> 01:24:53,587 Took the Glacier Express, which was beautiful. 834 01:24:53,755 --> 01:24:58,509 Euro Pass to Venice, where I met a hot girl who speaks better English than I do. 835 01:24:58,676 --> 01:25:00,552 She's living on $5 a day. 836 01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:05,557 My hotel room costs more for one night than she's spending her entire trip. 837 01:25:05,725 --> 01:25:09,686 I ditch her and hook up with a couple who want a threesome. 838 01:25:09,854 --> 01:25:13,065 Too much tension, but they offer to drive me to Rome. 839 01:25:13,233 --> 01:25:18,237 Traffic is bad. The wife turns out to be a freak, the guy starts to wig out on me. 840 01:25:18,404 --> 01:25:23,700 We stop in Florence, a bomb goes off and I lose the weird couple. 841 01:25:23,868 --> 01:25:27,079 Ended up in Rome. Just like LA, but with ruins. 842 01:25:27,247 --> 01:25:32,835 I went to the Vatican, stood for two hours to get into the Sistine Chapel, which looks fake. 843 01:25:33,002 --> 01:25:38,048 I meet two underage Italian girls who I try to talk into fucking each other while I jack off. 844 01:25:38,216 --> 01:25:42,845 I work out. I meet some guy who says he knows me. He's a fag so I lose him. 845 01:25:43,012 --> 01:25:47,641 I try to fart and instead shit my pants. Back in my hotel room, I masturbate. 846 01:25:47,809 --> 01:25:52,980 That night I dream about a beautiful girl half in water, stretching her lean body. 847 01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:56,275 I wake well rested and masturbate in the shower. 848 01:25:56,442 --> 01:25:59,570 I go back to London and hang out in Piccadilly Circus. 849 01:25:59,737 --> 01:26:03,949 I swap shirts with a Cambridge chick. Hers was an Agnès B, mine a Chanel. 850 01:26:04,117 --> 01:26:08,453 She acts prudish, but is really wild. She barely looks at my abs. 851 01:26:08,621 --> 01:26:11,790 I drop some acid and get lost in the subway. 852 01:26:11,958 --> 01:26:15,919 I meet a girl who lets me jack off on her as long as no come gets on her coat. 853 01:26:16,087 --> 01:26:21,383 We get stoned listening to Michael Jackson and next morning I wake up talking to myself. 854 01:26:21,551 --> 01:26:27,472 I barely make my plane back to the US. I feel like the ghost of a total stranger. 855 01:26:32,729 --> 01:26:37,191 - Then I ended up back here. - I am so there when school is out! 856 01:26:37,358 --> 01:26:40,194 - You don't even know! - No, I do know. 857 01:26:40,361 --> 01:26:44,531 You don't know until you do know and you have to go there to know. 858 01:26:44,699 --> 01:26:49,286 - Still fucking that girl from Hawaii? Page? - No, I gave up on that shit. 859 01:26:49,454 --> 01:26:54,458 She had issues. I moved on to this chick named Candice. She's great. 860 01:26:54,626 --> 01:26:58,921 - Does she fuck like a racehorse? - Yeah! You know it, brother! 861 01:26:59,589 --> 01:27:02,925 - I met a girl. - Did you score some hot poon? 862 01:27:03,092 --> 01:27:05,177 It's not about that. 863 01:27:06,387 --> 01:27:11,600 No, it's about... It's about good times and cuddling up [!] 864 01:27:12,310 --> 01:27:18,273 She's a fag hag, right? It's cool because they're fun and they like to dance! 865 01:27:18,441 --> 01:27:20,859 I tell you, Victor, 866 01:27:21,027 --> 01:27:23,612 I think I'm in love with this girl. 867 01:27:23,780 --> 01:27:27,658 She's sweet...she's pure...she's innocent. 868 01:27:29,953 --> 01:27:31,828 She's a virgin. 869 01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:38,543 - How young is she? - Is she out of the car seat onto my meat? 870 01:27:38,711 --> 01:27:45,175 If she's bleedin', I'm breedin'! If there's grass in the field...play ball! 871 01:27:45,343 --> 01:27:48,512 - Old enough to pee, old enough for me! - Yeah. 872 01:27:52,892 --> 01:27:56,019 - Ow! - Bateman. Bateman, what's up, man? 873 01:27:56,562 --> 01:27:59,106 You got any Tutankhamen? 874 01:28:04,946 --> 01:28:09,241 - How much do you want? - Three grams. 875 01:28:09,409 --> 01:28:11,368 300 up front. 876 01:28:16,207 --> 01:28:19,126 - I don't fucking trust you. - Tough shit. 877 01:28:21,045 --> 01:28:24,381 - Well, take Mitchell with you, then. - What?! 878 01:28:24,549 --> 01:28:28,093 All right. We take your car and I drive. 879 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:30,220 I...I... 880 01:28:32,056 --> 01:28:34,141 [SEAN CHUCKLES] 881 01:28:36,769 --> 01:28:40,230 - Go with him, bitch. - Fucker. Ow! 882 01:28:40,398 --> 01:28:43,317 I want change. Bring Daddy back change. 883 01:28:49,532 --> 01:28:52,409 Hey, keep your eyes on the road! 884 01:28:55,705 --> 01:28:59,374 - Bitchin' ride! You pick the colour? - Yeah. Don't crash it. 885 01:28:59,542 --> 01:29:02,627 I didn't realise it came in banana. 886 01:29:04,505 --> 01:29:07,299 - Relax. - Oh, right, relax [!] 887 01:29:07,884 --> 01:29:12,179 While my car is used to run a drug deal, I'll just relax [!] 888 01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:15,682 I don't give a fuck if we do this deal or not, 889 01:29:15,850 --> 01:29:19,686 but your girlfriend needs her nose candy or she won't fuck you. 890 01:29:19,854 --> 01:29:25,692 I have my terms and, if you don't live up to them, you get no pussy. Deal with it. 891 01:29:30,239 --> 01:29:34,201 - Here. - Uh...it looks kinda dark. 892 01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:38,330 - Maybe nobody's home. - Rupert doesn't leave home. 893 01:29:43,461 --> 01:29:46,588 - I'm gonna wait in the car. - Rupert's cool. 894 01:29:46,756 --> 01:29:51,551 - I-I don't wanna go in. - Just come in. Let's get this over with. 895 01:29:53,054 --> 01:29:55,472 [DOGS BARKING] 896 01:30:02,438 --> 01:30:04,564 [RINGS BELL] 897 01:30:05,608 --> 01:30:10,821 Who that? Blouse and skirt! Sean, are you that man? 898 01:30:10,988 --> 01:30:15,867 Just the man we're looking to see tonight. Come in out of the cold, man. 899 01:30:17,203 --> 01:30:20,330 Sean, Sean, Sean, welcome, bubba. 900 01:30:21,833 --> 01:30:26,294 You college boys look nice and sweet and sexy! 901 01:30:26,963 --> 01:30:29,047 Rupert's in the kitchen. 902 01:30:35,012 --> 01:30:38,515 Rupert...extra chicken in the coop. 903 01:30:42,353 --> 01:30:48,108 - Sean, who's your friend? - This is Mitch. 904 01:30:48,276 --> 01:30:50,652 - Mitch. - Hi. 905 01:30:50,820 --> 01:30:53,989 - You a cop, Mitch? - No. 906 01:30:54,157 --> 01:30:58,326 - Does he look like a cop? - How the fuck should I know?! 907 01:30:58,494 --> 01:31:03,039 Unless he's got a crack pipe, I gotta assume he's "21 Jump Street". 908 01:31:03,207 --> 01:31:06,918 I'm not "21 Jump Street", whatever that is. 909 01:31:07,086 --> 01:31:11,756 It's where Richard Grieco and Johnny Depp got their start, man! 910 01:31:12,633 --> 01:31:17,429 - You can bet the boy is not a cop, man. - Obviously. 911 01:31:19,223 --> 01:31:23,059 - What can I do you boys for? - Came by for some stuff. 912 01:31:23,227 --> 01:31:26,730 Did you, now? Where's my money, goddammit, Bateman? 913 01:31:29,192 --> 01:31:34,196 Don't act crazy. Me and Mitch just came by to pick up a couple of grams. 914 01:31:34,363 --> 01:31:36,490 What the fuck's this, huh? 915 01:31:38,367 --> 01:31:44,289 $300? You owe me $3,000, asshole! Where's my fucking money? 916 01:31:44,457 --> 01:31:48,502 - Oh, hey, wait a minute, wait. - I-I'm gonna wait in the car. 917 01:31:48,669 --> 01:31:52,547 - Wait... - For what?! You owe me fucking money! 918 01:31:52,715 --> 01:31:54,549 Listen... 919 01:31:55,718 --> 01:31:57,594 ..he's got it. 920 01:31:57,762 --> 01:32:01,681 I don't know what's going on! I came for some blow, man! 921 01:32:01,849 --> 01:32:05,685 - Give Rupert his money. - What the fuck are you talking about?! 922 01:32:05,853 --> 01:32:09,022 - Give Rupert his money! - I'll wait in the fucking car! 923 01:32:09,190 --> 01:32:13,693 - Hey, boy, don't better fuck with us! - This is absolute shit! 924 01:32:13,861 --> 01:32:17,906 I-I don't know what you're talking about! No, wait, this guy... 925 01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:21,284 Do...Do you really have it, huh? 926 01:32:21,452 --> 01:32:24,579 - I don't... This guy... - You owe me some fucking money! 927 01:32:24,747 --> 01:32:27,707 - Would you fucking tell him?! - OK. 928 01:32:28,292 --> 01:32:30,794 He doesn't have it. 929 01:32:34,173 --> 01:32:37,842 - What you got for me? You got something. - I have this. 930 01:32:49,897 --> 01:32:51,898 Back the fuck off! 931 01:32:58,656 --> 01:33:00,740 [MITCHELL SCREAMS] 932 01:33:06,163 --> 01:33:08,999 [MITCHELL SOBS HYSTERICALLY] 933 01:33:10,126 --> 01:33:14,087 - Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! - Let me in! I have the keys! Let me in! 934 01:33:22,179 --> 01:33:23,555 Fuck! 935 01:33:26,767 --> 01:33:28,560 Are you crazy?! 936 01:33:29,854 --> 01:33:31,813 Define crazy. 937 01:33:49,582 --> 01:33:53,835 - Wasn't that fun? - Fuck you! You're a fucking asshole! 938 01:33:54,003 --> 01:33:58,923 - Why don't you do something about it? - Get out of my car! Gimme my key! 939 01:33:59,091 --> 01:34:02,719 Come on, come on. I know you want to. 940 01:34:02,887 --> 01:34:09,768 Fuck you! Just get outta my fucking car! Get outta my fucking car, you piece of shit! 941 01:34:10,853 --> 01:34:12,729 - Get out! - Yahhhhhhhhhh! 942 01:34:12,897 --> 01:34:15,106 Get outta my car! 943 01:34:15,274 --> 01:34:17,359 Fucking asshole! 944 01:34:22,823 --> 01:34:25,116 Mitchell...you're a pussy. 945 01:34:26,369 --> 01:34:28,453 [SCREAMS] Asshole! 946 01:34:28,621 --> 01:34:30,705 Fucking spit in my car! 947 01:34:31,999 --> 01:34:33,458 Fuck! 948 01:34:49,308 --> 01:34:51,142 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 949 01:34:51,310 --> 01:34:56,856 ♫ I don't know how to speak to you, I don't know how... ♫ 950 01:34:57,024 --> 01:34:58,483 [KNOCK] 951 01:34:58,651 --> 01:35:00,193 What?! 952 01:35:00,361 --> 01:35:02,070 Ooh! 953 01:35:03,280 --> 01:35:05,573 I have good news. 954 01:35:05,741 --> 01:35:09,035 - What? - Victor's back from Europe. 955 01:35:15,418 --> 01:35:16,960 Really? 956 01:35:19,547 --> 01:35:21,715 Really?! Shit! 957 01:35:22,883 --> 01:35:24,968 Lauren. Wait. 958 01:35:26,721 --> 01:35:30,807 - Hey, wait, Lauren. - Oh, my God! 959 01:35:30,975 --> 01:35:33,685 - Can't we talk? - No! 960 01:35:34,395 --> 01:35:38,022 Lauren, don't walk... Hey! 961 01:35:39,483 --> 01:35:43,862 I really did try to kill myself...just before I faked it. 962 01:35:47,116 --> 01:35:49,617 Wow. Sean, it's over. 963 01:35:49,785 --> 01:35:53,955 - No, it's not! - Yeah, it is. I'm in love with somebody else. 964 01:35:54,915 --> 01:35:58,960 - Who? - Victor. It's none of your fucking business! 965 01:36:00,087 --> 01:36:02,172 Fucking... Fucking Victor? 966 01:36:03,132 --> 01:36:04,674 Yeah. 967 01:36:08,679 --> 01:36:12,098 Then why the fuck are you writing me letters? 968 01:36:14,226 --> 01:36:15,769 Wow. 969 01:36:18,147 --> 01:36:21,483 Deal with it, Sean, it's over. Rock 'n' roll. 970 01:36:24,445 --> 01:36:27,280 Lauren, I wanna know you. 971 01:36:28,365 --> 01:36:34,412 What does that mean, know me? Know me. Nobody knows anyone else ever! 972 01:36:35,456 --> 01:36:37,999 You will never ever know me. 973 01:37:22,628 --> 01:37:24,420 Oh, shit! 974 01:37:37,935 --> 01:37:42,272 You do not know what a drag it is to see you right now! 975 01:37:42,439 --> 01:37:44,607 Um...um... 976 01:37:49,488 --> 01:37:51,281 Yeah...um... 977 01:37:53,075 --> 01:37:55,910 Yeah, you smell really good, but I... 978 01:37:56,787 --> 01:37:59,038 ..I don't know who you are. 979 01:37:59,206 --> 01:38:02,917 - Victor, shut up, it's me. - Oh...of course. 980 01:38:03,085 --> 01:38:06,004 How are...y-you? 981 01:38:06,171 --> 01:38:10,592 How long have you been here? Why haven't you called? 982 01:38:14,972 --> 01:38:21,019 This is embarrassing. I'm sorry, I don't have the slightest idea who you are right now. 983 01:38:23,355 --> 01:38:26,441 Really, it's...it's totally blank. I...I... 984 01:38:29,320 --> 01:38:32,655 - Yeah, it is. - Should I know you? 985 01:38:40,873 --> 01:38:42,957 It's great seeing you, really. 986 01:39:32,174 --> 01:39:35,635 Looks like it's gonna be a cold one. 987 01:39:40,641 --> 01:39:45,853 You know, I find myself talking to you when you're not even around. 988 01:39:46,021 --> 01:39:50,692 - Just...carrying on conversations. - I wish you wouldn't tell me shit like that. 989 01:39:52,152 --> 01:39:55,697 - But, Sean, I don't... - I don't wanna be with you. 990 01:39:58,826 --> 01:40:01,661 What do you mean? No, I just... 991 01:40:03,122 --> 01:40:06,249 ..wanna know you, I just wanna who you are. 992 01:40:07,793 --> 01:40:09,919 No one'll ever know anyone. 993 01:40:11,964 --> 01:40:16,759 - You're not ever gonna know me. - What the hell does that mean? 994 01:40:18,053 --> 01:40:23,558 It means, Paul, you're not ever gonna know me. 995 01:40:25,019 --> 01:40:27,562 Figure it out. Deal with it. 996 01:40:31,191 --> 01:40:33,276 Fuck you, Bateman. 997 01:40:35,279 --> 01:40:37,363 Fuck you, Bateman! 998 01:40:40,534 --> 01:40:51,044 Fuck you! 999 01:41:29,208 --> 01:41:31,292 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 1000 01:41:44,014 --> 01:41:46,849 Welcome to Buford T Pusser County. 1001 01:41:54,191 --> 01:41:58,069 You wanna fuck with me? I'll show you fucking! 1002 01:41:59,363 --> 01:42:03,699 - Bust my arm up, motherfucker! - You hear what Guest said?! 1003 01:42:03,867 --> 01:42:09,622 - I have your money! My brother wired it! - You got the money? It was that easy?! 1004 01:42:09,790 --> 01:42:12,625 Fuck you, motherfucker! 1005 01:44:10,827 --> 01:44:12,954 How are you, Miss Hynde? 1006 01:44:14,206 --> 01:44:15,665 OK. 1007 01:44:17,125 --> 01:44:20,044 How have you been...Mr Denton? 1008 01:44:21,171 --> 01:44:22,546 OK. 1009 01:44:49,658 --> 01:44:52,118 He really likes you. 1010 01:44:52,286 --> 01:44:54,161 That's great. 1011 01:44:57,708 --> 01:45:02,336 - Listen, were you putting notes in his box? - Whose box? 1012 01:45:05,590 --> 01:45:08,718 I thought you were putting notes in his box. 1013 01:45:09,594 --> 01:45:11,679 Purple ones. Love letters. 1014 01:45:12,639 --> 01:45:15,558 No, I didn't put notes into anybody's box. 1015 01:45:16,810 --> 01:45:18,686 You didn't? 1016 01:45:19,646 --> 01:45:21,731 Wrong person. 1017 01:45:22,357 --> 01:45:24,233 Wasn't me. 1018 01:45:27,571 --> 01:45:31,907 - Then there's someone else. - Doesn't matter, anyway. 1019 01:45:32,075 --> 01:45:34,160 Not to people like him. 1020 01:45:40,751 --> 01:45:42,835 Not to people like us. 1021 01:46:19,873 --> 01:46:23,459 [SEAN] I started driving faster as I left the college behind. 1022 01:46:23,627 --> 01:46:28,130 I didn't know where I was going. Someplace unoccupied, I hoped. 1023 01:46:28,298 --> 01:46:31,634 I thought there were things about her I'd never forget, 1024 01:46:31,802 --> 01:46:34,970 but in the end, all l could think about was... 1025 01:46:37,974 --> 01:46:41,977 [ERASURE] ♫ We'll be together again 1026 01:46:42,145 --> 01:46:45,773 ♫ I've been waiting for a long time 1027 01:46:45,941 --> 01:46:49,777 ♫ We're gonna be, we're gonna be together again 1028 01:46:49,945 --> 01:46:54,073 ♫ I've been connected to the right line 1029 01:46:54,241 --> 01:46:59,870 ♫ We'll be together and nobody ain't never gonna disconnect us 1030 01:47:00,038 --> 01:47:03,916 ♫ Or ever separate us or say to us you've got to 1031 01:47:04,084 --> 01:47:08,963 ♫ Stop! Stand there where you are before you go too far 1032 01:47:09,131 --> 01:47:11,924 ♫ Before you make a fool out of love 1033 01:47:12,092 --> 01:47:17,096 ♫ Stop! Don't jump before you look, get hung up on a hook 1034 01:47:17,264 --> 01:47:21,434 ♫ Before you make a fool out of love 1035 01:47:25,939 --> 01:47:30,109 ♫ We'll be together again 1036 01:47:30,277 --> 01:47:33,821 ♫ I've been waiting for a long time 1037 01:47:33,989 --> 01:47:37,867 ♫ We're gonna be, we're gonna be together again 1038 01:47:38,034 --> 01:47:41,954 ♫ I've been connected to the right line 1039 01:47:42,122 --> 01:47:47,835 ♫ We'll be together and nobody ain't never gonna disconnect us 1040 01:47:48,003 --> 01:47:51,964 ♫ Or ever separate us or say to us you've got to 1041 01:47:52,132 --> 01:47:56,969 ♫ Stop! Stand there where you are before you go too far 1042 01:47:57,137 --> 01:48:00,055 ♫ Before you make a fool out of love 1043 01:48:00,223 --> 01:48:05,019 ♫ Stop! Don't jump before you look, get hung up on a hook 1044 01:48:05,187 --> 01:48:08,689 ♫ Before you make a fool out of love 1045 01:48:30,212 --> 01:48:35,841 ♫ We'll be together and nobody ain't never gonna disconnect us 1046 01:48:36,009 --> 01:48:40,012 ♫ Or ever separate us or say to us you've got to 1047 01:48:40,180 --> 01:48:44,975 ♫ Stop! Stand there where you are before you go too far 1048 01:48:45,143 --> 01:48:48,103 ♫ Before you make a fool out of love 1049 01:48:48,271 --> 01:48:53,192 ♫ Stop! Don't jump before you look, get hung up on a hook 1050 01:48:53,360 --> 01:48:56,070 ♫ Before you make a fool out of love 1051 01:48:56,238 --> 01:49:00,991 ♫ Stop! Stand there where you are before you go far 1052 01:49:01,159 --> 01:49:04,078 ♫ Before you make a fool out of love 1053 01:49:04,246 --> 01:49:09,166 ♫ Stop! Don't jump before you look, get hung up on a hook 1054 01:49:09,334 --> 01:49:12,044 ♫ Before you make a fool out of love 1055 01:49:12,212 --> 01:49:16,715 ♫ Stop! Stand there where you are before you go too far... ♫ 1056 01:49:16,967 --> 01:49:21,345 [RADlO JINGLE] ♫ WTNE for music! ♫ 1057 01:49:21,513 --> 01:49:27,351 ♫ Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh 1058 01:49:27,519 --> 01:49:32,106 ♫ Oooh, oooh, ooooh 1059 01:49:32,274 --> 01:49:35,109 ♫ Oooh 1060 01:49:35,277 --> 01:49:38,737 ♫ You are the one, you make it happen 1061 01:49:38,905 --> 01:49:42,116 ♫ The things you do are totally planned 1062 01:49:42,284 --> 01:49:45,744 ♫ You are the one, you're so in charge now 1063 01:49:45,912 --> 01:49:49,331 ♫ You're going to make a stand, make a stand 1064 01:49:49,499 --> 01:49:52,835 ♫ The way you speak when people meet you 1065 01:49:53,003 --> 01:49:56,547 ♫ It makes them want to share your goal 1066 01:49:56,715 --> 01:49:59,842 ♫ You're number one in every region 1067 01:50:00,010 --> 01:50:03,721 ♫ You know you're in control, in control 1068 01:50:18,028 --> 01:50:21,530 ♫ You are the one, you make it happen 1069 01:50:21,698 --> 01:50:25,159 ♫ The things you do are totally planned 1070 01:50:25,327 --> 01:50:28,704 ♫ You are the one, you're so in charge now 1071 01:50:28,872 --> 01:50:32,207 ♫ You're going to make a stand, make a stand