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HEY, ANDY.

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HEY, ANDY.

3
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WHAT'S UP, HOWARD?

4
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BOY, HAVE I GOT
A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

5
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YEAH?

6
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BRACE YOURSELF.

7
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OOP, I'M BRACED.

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AN OLD FRIEND OF YOURS
IS BACK IN TOWN.

9
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NO KIDDING.

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GET SET.

11
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WHO? I'M SET.

12
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ALICE HARPER.

13
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ALICE HARPER?

14
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YEAH.

15
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NO KIDDING.

16
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YEAH. I RAN INTO HER.

17
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SHE SAID SHE CAME
BY HERE TO SEE YOU

18
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BUT YOU WERE OUT.

19
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OH.

20
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GEE, ALICE HARPER.

21
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THAT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

22
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YEAH.

23
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ALMOST TEN YEARS
SINCE SHE LEFT TOWN.

24
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SHE'S PRETTY AS EVER.

25
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PUT ON A POUND OR TWO, TOO.

26
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IN THE RIGHT PLACES?

27
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OH, WELL...

28
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GEE, IT'LL BE GOOD
TO SEE ALICE AGAIN.

29
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YEAH, SHE WAS GOING
BY YOUR HOUSE.

30
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SHE WANTED TO SAY HELLO
TO AUNT BEE.

31
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OH.

32
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HEY, ANDY, YOU KNOW
WHO'S BACK IN TOWN?

33
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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS.

34
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ALICE HARPER.

35
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ALICE HARPER.

36
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OH, YOU KNOW.

37
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YEAH.

38
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I JUST TOLD HIM.

39
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BET I KNOW
WHY SHE'S BACK.

40
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IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.

41
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SHE WAS BORN HERE.

42
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SHE CAN COME BACK
IF SHE WANTS TO.

43
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THAT AIN'T
THE REASON.

44
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YOU OLD DOG, YOU.

45
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I REMEMBER
HOW FRIENDLY YOU
TWO USED TO BE.

46
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NEVER SEEN ONE
WITHOUT THE OTHER.

47
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ANDY AND ALICE.

48
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THEY USED TO SAY
THE TWO LOVEBIRDS.

49
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RIGHT, HOWARD?

50
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WELL, THERE DID SEEM
TO BE A BOND THERE.

51
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HEY... HEY, HOWARD.

52
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HOWARD...

53
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COME TO THINK OF IT

54
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I REMEMBER YOU USED
TO HAVE A CRUSH ON HER, TOO.

55
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WELL, I ALWAYS HAD THE
UTMOST RESPECT FOR HER.

56
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YOU HAD A CRUSH.

57
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AW, COME ON, GOOBER.

58
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YES, YOU DID.

59
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WELL, I GOT TO GO NOW.

60
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I'LL, UH,
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

61
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I'LL SEE YOU,
HOWARD.

62
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CRUSH.

63
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YOU KNOW, HE WAS
CRAZY ABOUT HER

64
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BUT HE ALWAYS KNEW
SHE WAS YOUR GIRL.

65
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GOOB, DID ANYBODY
EVER TELL YOU

66
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YOU GOT A BIG MOUTH?

67
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YEAH, BUT I DON'T PAY
NO ATTENTION TO 'EM.

68
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HEY, ANDY

69
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DO YOU THINK
THIS MIGHT
CAUSE ANY TROUBLE

70
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BETWEEN, UH,
YOU AND HELEN?

71
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WHY SHOULD
IT CAUSE ANY TROUBLE

72
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BETWEEN ME AND HELEN?

73
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WELL, WITH ALICE
BEING BACK IN TOWN

74
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IT'S ONE OF
THEM RECTANGLES.

75
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TRIANGLES.
YEAH.

76
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YOU BEEN READING
THOSE STORIES AGAIN,
HAVEN'T YOU?

77
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WELL, I READ THIS ONE
WHERE THIS WIFE WAS JEALOUS

78
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OVER HER HUSBAND'S
OLD GIRLFRIEND.

79
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GOOB, ALICE AND I
DON'T MEAN ANYTHING

80
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TO ONE ANOTHER ANYMORE.

81
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I KNOW THAT,
YOU KNOW THAT,

82
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BUT WHAT ABOUT HELEN?

83
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BOY, I BET IT'S FUN
LIVING IN NEW YORK.

84
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OH, IT IS FOR
A WHILE, OPIE.

85
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BUT I DON'T THINK
YOU'D LIKE IT
AS MUCH AS MAYBERRY.

86
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HEY, ALICE!

87
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ANDY!

88
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WELL... ALICE.

89
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LET ME LOOK.

90
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HOWARD WAS RIGHT.

91
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YOU'RE AS PRETTY
AS EVER.

92
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AUNT BEE HAD TO GO
TO THE MARKET.

93
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I WAS SUPPOSED
TO ENTERTAIN MISS HARPER.

94
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HE'S BEEN DOING
A FINE JOB OF IT.

95
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MISS HARPER'S GOING TO STAY
IN MAYBERRY FOR GOOD.

96
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UH-HUH. I'M HAVING THE OLD
HOUSE CLEANED AND PAINTED.

97
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WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT?

98
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IN THREE OR FOUR DAYS,
I'LL BE ABLE TO MOVE IN

99
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AND SETTLE DOWN AND BECOME
A REAL MAYBERRYITE AGAIN.

100
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WELL, COME OVER HERE
AND SIT DOWN

101
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AND TELL ME ABOUT IT.

102
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WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE

103
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TO COME BACK
TO MAYBERRY?

104
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OH, I DON'T KNOW, ANDY.

105
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WELL, I'VE GOT THE HOUSE.

106
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I'VE GOT ENOUGH
TO HOLD ME FOR A WHILE.

107
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SO I THOUGHT
I'D COME BACK AND TRY IT.

108
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WELL, WHY NOT?

109
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WHERE ARE
YOU STAYING

110
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UNTIL THE HOUSE
IS READY?

111
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AT THE HOTEL.

112
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AUNT BEE SAID
YOU'RE STAYING HERE.

113
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HERE?

114
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I DON'T REALLY
THINK SO, OPIE.

115
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AUNT BEE SAID FOR YOU
TO GO GET MISS HARPER'S BAGS

116
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AND NOT LET HER GIVE YOU
ANY ARGUMENTS.

117
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WELL, YOU HEARD
WHAT AUNT BEE SAID.

118
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WE BETTER GO.

119
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AND AUNT BEE SAID
TO BE SURE

120
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THEY DON'T CHARGE HER
ANYTHING FOR THE ROOM

121
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BECAUSE SHE HASN'T EVEN
TAKEN A NAP ON THE BED.

122
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WELL, EVERYTHING'S
ALL SET.

123
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YOU CAN STAY
AS LONG AS YOU LIKE.

124
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OH, THANK YOU, ANDY.

125
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OH, THE HOUSE IS JUST
THE WAY I REMEMBER IT.

126
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WELL, I GUESS THINGS
DON'T CHANGE MUCH

127
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IN A LITTLE TOWN
LIKE THIS.

128
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I GUESS SO.

129
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THERE YOU ARE.

130
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NO, NOT MUCH.

131
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NO, NO.

132
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YOU KNOW, IT'S AWFULLY
NICE OF YOU, ANDY

133
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LETTING ME
BARGE IN LIKE THIS.

134
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OH, COME ON,
YOU'RE NOT BARGING IN.

135
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YOU'RE JUST
MORE THAN WELCOME.

136
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WELL, IT'S BEEN
A LONG TIME.

137
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WELL, IT HASN'T BEEN
THAT LONG.

138
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NO, IT HASN'T BEEN
THAT LONG.

139
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ANDY...

140
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WE DID HAVE SOME GOOD
TIMES TOGETHER, DIDN'T WE?

141
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YES, WE DID.

142
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WE HAD SOME
FINE TIMES TOGETHER.

143
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REMEMBER...
REMEMBER...

144
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REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME
I EVER TOOK YOU TO THE FAIR?

145
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UH-HUH. AND WE WERE
UP IN THE FERRIS WHEEL

146
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AND IT GOT STUCK
AT THE VERY TOP

147
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AND YOU STARTED
SCREAMING
YOUR HEAD OFF.

148
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OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.

149
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WELL, I DIDN'T LIKE
TO BE UP THAT HIGH.

150
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REMEMBER THE TIME
THAT I RENTED THAT CANOE

151
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AND TOOK YOU RIGHT OUT
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE?

152
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AND YOU STOOD UP IN IT.

153
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SEEMED LIKE THE
THING TO DO.

154
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DINGDONG. ANYBODY...?

155
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OH! HI, HELEN!

156
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I'M SORRY, ANDY.

157
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I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD COMPANY.

158
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NO, NO, COME ON IN.

159
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COME ON IN.

160
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HELEN, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET ALICE HARPER.

161
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SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND
OF MINE.

162
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HI.
HOW DO YOU DO,
ALICE?

163
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THIS IS HELEN CRUMP.

164
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UH-HUH.

165
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SHE'S OPIE'S SCHOOLTEACHER.

166
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Alice:
OH!

167
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OH, IF ALL YOUR STUDENTS
ARE LIKE OPIE

168
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YOU REALLY MUST ENJOY TEACHING.

169
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OH, I DO.

170
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YOU'RE HERE
FOR A VACATION, ALICE?

171
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NO. NO, I'VE
COME BACK HERE TO LIVE.

172
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ALICE IS
STAYING HERE WITH US.

173
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TILL HER PLACE IS READY.

174
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ANDY WAS KIND ENOUGH

175
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TO INSIST THAT I USE
THE GUEST ROOM.

176
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ALICE IS AN OLD FRIEND.

177
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YES, YOU MENTIONED THAT.

178
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UH, I WONDERED

179
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IF THERE WASN'T SOMETHING ELSE
YOU'D LIKE TO MENTION.

180
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UH... WE...

181
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WE WERE JUST REMINISCING
BECAUSE SHE IS AN OLD FRIEND

182
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AND I HOPE YOU TWO
WILL GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

183
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I'M SURE WE WILL.

184
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IT LOOKS LIKE
WE ALREADY HAVE
SOMETHING IN COMMON.

185
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YEAH, WELL...

186
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PLEASE TELL
YOUR AUNT BEE

187
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THAT OPIE'S
SCHOOLTEACHER

188
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RETURNED HER
MUFFIN TIN.

189
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UH-OH.

190
00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:04,592
YOU BETTER KNOW,
UH-OH.

191
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HELEN, HELEN, HELEN,
YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME.

192
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THE WHOLE THING
WAS JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING.

193
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ON WHOSE PART?

194
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WELL, ON EVERYBODY'S PART.

195
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OH, YOU MEAN I WAS JUST
IMAGINING THE WHOLE THING?

196
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OF COURSE YOU WERE.

197
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OH, THEN THERE REALLY
IS NO ALICE HARPER.

198
00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:21,742
OH, NO, NO, NO.

199
00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,911
THERE IS...
THERE IS AN ALICE HARPER.

200
00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,914
IT'S JUST THAT ALICE IS
JUST AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE

201
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THAT'S ALL.

202
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OH, AND I'M
JUST OPIE'S
OLD SCHOOLTEACHER

203
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THAT'S ALL.

204
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THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.

205
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IS THAT REALLY THE WAY
YOU THINK OF ME?

206
00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,124
OH, NO, NO.

207
00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:40,828
IT'S JUST...
WHEN... I MEAN... NO!

208
00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,262
HEY, I HAVE...

209
00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,897
I HAVE AN I...

210
00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,633
WELL, I DO HAVE AN IDEA.

211
00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:46,667
I HAVE AN IDEA.

212
00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,135
I'LL GET ALICE A DATE

213
00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,604
AND THEN ALL FOUR
OF US WILL GO OUT

214
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AND YOU'LL SEE THAT
EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT.

215
00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,777
AND I KNOW JUST
WHO I'LL GET, TOO--
HOWARD SPRAGUE

216
00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,980
BECAUSE HOWARD HAS ALWAYS
HAD A CRUSH ON ALICE.

217
00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,750
AND SHE IS PRETTY
AND GOT A FINE FIGURE

218
00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:05,986
AND A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR
AND SHE'S INTELLIGENT.

219
00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:09,056
WELL, YOU TAKE HER,
AND I'LL GO WITH HOWARD.

220
00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,891
OH, NO, NO. NO. NO.

221
00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,926
NO. HOWARD AND ALICE.

222
00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,127
HOWARD AND ALICE.

223
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THEY'LL GET ALONG FINE.

224
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SEE? I TOLD YOU
THEY'D GET ALONG.

225
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MM-HMM.

226
00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,081
I KNEW THEY WOULD

227
00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:38,752
BECAUSE HOWARD'S ALWAYS
HAD A CRUSH ON HER.

228
00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,921
EVER SINCE I TOLD HIM
WE WERE COMING TO MORELLI'S,

229
00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:46,093
HE GOT A BOOK AND STARTED
PRACTICING UP ON HIS DANCING.

230
00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:48,829
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE

231
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:54,234
IF HOWARD AND ALICE REALLY
DID GET TO LIKE ONE ANOTHER?

232
00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:56,637
YES, IT REALLY WOULD.

233
00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,919
HEY! YOU TWO WERE REALLY
DOING ALL RIGHT OUT THERE.

234
00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,186
OH, INDEED.

235
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,788
THAT WAS
REALLY SOMETHING.

236
00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,124
WELL, ALICE IS
AN EXCELLENT DANCER.

237
00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,592
THANK YOU, HOWARD.

238
00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,027
YOU'RE PRETTY
GOOD YOURSELF.

239
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,763
WELL, I DO ENJOY
THOSE LATIN RHYTHMS.

240
00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,665
THIS HAS REALLY
BEEN FUN TONIGHT.

241
00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:25,766
HASN'T IT?

242
00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,067
WE OUGHT
TO GET TOGETHER

243
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,936
AND HAVE A PICNIC
OR SOMETHING.

244
00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,070
SOUNDS MARVELOUS.

245
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,204
LET'S DO THAT.

246
00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,906
YEAH, THAT'S
A FINE IDEA.

247
00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,307
I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.

248
00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,243
ANDY, YOU REMEMBER
THAT CABIN

249
00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,978
THAT MY FAMILY HAD
NEAR THE LAKE?

250
00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:38,979
YEAH, YEAH.

251
00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,380
WELL, NOBODY'S USING IT.

252
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,983
WHY DON'T WE GO
UP THERE FOR THE WEEKEND?

253
00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,818
THERE'S ONE BEDROOM
BIG ENOUGH

254
00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:45,986
FOR YOU AND HOWARD

255
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,255
AND HELEN AND I
CAN USE THE OTHER ONE.

256
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,790
THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA.

257
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,191
WELL, LET'S DO THAT THEN.

258
00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:53,193
I GOT JUST
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO DO

259
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,862
BUT I CAN LEAVE
AROUND NOON.

260
00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:55,996
IS THAT OKAY?

261
00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,230
FINE.
FINE.

262
00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,666
TO OUR WEEKEND.

263
00:09:58,699 --> 00:09:59,900
TO OUR WEEKEND.

264
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,068
THERE WE ARE.

265
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,338
* THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN TAKE *

266
00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,975
* TO RELIEVE
THAT PLEASANT ACHE *

267
00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:12,646
* YOU'RE NOT SICK,
YOU'RE JUST IN LOVE *

268
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,649
Andy: * I HEAR SINGING
AND THERE'S NO ONE THERE *

269
00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:18,151
* YOU DON'T NEED ANALYZING,
IT'S NOT SO SURPRISING *

270
00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:20,320
* THAT YOU FEEL
VERY STRANGE, BUT NICE *

271
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:24,391
* I SMELL BLOSSOMS
AND THE TREES ARE BARE *

272
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:26,093
* YOUR HEART GOES
PITTER-PATTER *

273
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,427
* ALL DAY LONG,
I SEEM TO WALK ON AIR *

274
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,430
* I KNOW JUST
WHAT'S THE MATTER *

275
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,699
* BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THERE
ONCE OR TWICE *

276
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:35,135
* I WONDER WHY

277
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,170
* PUT YOUR HEAD
ON MY SHOULDER *

278
00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:38,338
* I KEEP TOSSING
IN MY SLEEP AT NIGHT *

279
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:41,108
* I NEED SOMEONE
WHO'S OLDER *

280
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,810
* A RUBDOWN
WITH A VELVET GLOVE *

281
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:46,246
* AND ONCE MORE,
I'VE LOST MY APPETITE *

282
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:50,684
* STARS THAT USED TO
TWINKLE IN THE SKIES *

283
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,019
* ARE TWINKLING
IN MY EYES *

284
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,821
* YOU'RE NOT SICK,
YOU'RE JUST IN LOVE *

285
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:57,157
* I WONDER WHY.

286
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,862
YOU WAS REALLY BEATING IT
OUT THERE, HOWARD.

287
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,764
OH, YEAH, WELL.

288
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,365
WE OUGHT TO GO
ON THE ROAD, YOU KNOW?

289
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:06,767
MARVELOUS!

290
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,168
LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE.

291
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,003
OH, WHAT WE OUGHT
TO BE SINGING IS

292
00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,772
"GOODNIGHT, LADIES."

293
00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:14,174
YEAH, WE GOT A PRETTY BIG DAY
AHEAD OF US TOMORROW.

294
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,809
YEAH, LET'S GET A GOOD
NIGHT'S SLEEP AND,

295
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,310
TOMORROW, WE'LL CLIMB
UP CHIMNEY ROCK.

296
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,379
THERE'S A PLACE UP THERE
I WANT TO SHOW YOU.

297
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,048
THAT SOUNDS NICE.

298
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,349
MMM!

299
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,151
GOODNIGHT, ANDY.

300
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,252
GOODNIGHT, HOWARD.

301
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:30,157
NIGHT.

302
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,926
WELL, GOODNIGHT.

303
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,929
GOODNIGHT, HOWARD.

304
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:07,160
HOWARD, HOW LONG DO YOU
GENERALLY BRUSH YOUR TEETH?

305
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,929
WELL, I USUALLY GIVE IT

306
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:12,465
15 MINUTES IN THE MORNING
AND 15 AT NIGHT.

307
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:15,068
ANY CHANCE OF CUTTING IT
A LITTLE SHORT TONIGHT?

308
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:18,071
WELL, I WAS JUST FINISHING.

309
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,339
OH, I KNOW THERE ARE

310
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,975
LOTS OF TOOTHPASTES
THAT PREVENT CAVITIES

311
00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,044
BUT I LIKE
TO WAGE MY OWN BATTLE.

312
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,846
GOOD.

313
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,226
SOMETIMES MY THROAT
HAS A TENDENCY

314
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,428
TO DRY UP IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

315
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,430
OH, THAT CAN HAPPEN, YEAH.

316
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,034
WELL...

317
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,437
HIT THE OLD SACK.

318
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,771
YEAH.

319
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,180
I USUALLY SLEEP
ON MY STOMACH.

320
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,915
GOOD.

321
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,316
NIGHT.

322
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,784
NIGHT.

323
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,170
ALICE...

324
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,308
ANDY... WELL, YOU SCARED
THE HECK OUT OF ME.

325
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,311
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?

326
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,913
OH, I COULDN'T SLEEP.

327
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,915
THE QUIET KEPT
WAKING ME UP.

328
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,450
OH... WELL,
THAT WASN'T MY PROBLEM.

329
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,585
ISN'T IT A
BEAUTIFUL NIGHT?

330
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,487
YEAH, IT REALLY IS.

331
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,494
WELL...

332
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,196
I GUESS WE BETTER
BE GETTING BACK

333
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,297
AND GET SOME SLEEP.

334
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:25,899
GOT A BIG DAY TOMORROW.

335
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,337
ANDY TAYLOR, YOU'RE ACTUALLY
AFRAID HELEN MIGHT CATCH US.

336
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,905
OH, NO, NO, NO.

337
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,907
THAT'S-THAT'S NOT...
THAT'S NOT IT, NO.

338
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:34,908
OH, YES, IT IS.

339
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:35,909
NO, NO, IT'S NOT.

340
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,377
YES, IT IS.

341
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,380
NO, YOU... YOU ALWAYS DID LIKE
TO MAKE JOKES, DIDN'T YOU?

342
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,049
COME ON,
WE BETTER GET BACK.

343
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,183
OKAY.

344
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,584
WHICH WAY?

345
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,520
DON'T YOU KNOW?

346
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,190
NO.

347
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,059
WELL, YOU CAME...

348
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,193
AND I CAME IN OVER...

349
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,461
THIS...
NO, IT'S THIS WAY.

350
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:55,462
IT'S THIS WAY.

351
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,629
I'M SURE
IT'S THIS WAY.

352
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,198
YEAH, I'M SURE
IT'S THIS WAY.

353
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,266
GO THIS WAY.

354
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:07,941
HUH?

355
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,350
ANDY?

356
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,725
HI, HOWARD.

357
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,295
I THOUGHT
I'D FIND ALICE HERE.

358
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,197
GEE, I THOUGHT
I'D FIND AN...

359
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:07,200
YOU MEAN ANDY ISN'T
IN HIS ROOM, EITHER?

360
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,769
UH... W-W-WELL,
WHAT PROBABLY HAPPENED WAS

361
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,673
HE PROBABLY COULDN'T SLEEP
AND WENT FOR A WALK... PROBABLY.

362
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,375
OH.

363
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,576
OF COURSE.

364
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,678
THAT MIGHT BE
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALICE...

365
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,181
PROBABLY COULDN'T SLEEP
AND TOOK A WALK.

366
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,550
UH, PROBABLY.

367
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,020
WELL...

368
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:31,491
NO SENSE IN OUR LOSING SLEEP
JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE AWAKE.

369
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,161
MIGHT AS WELL GO BACK TO BED.

370
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:37,030
YEAH, JUST BECAUSE
THEY'LL BE TIRED IN THE MORNING

371
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,199
IS NO REASON
FOR O NOT BEING RESTED.

372
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,601
THAT'S RIGHT.

373
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,470
OH, WELL...

374
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,505
I AM SLEEPY.

375
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,741
ME, TOO.

376
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,478
MIGHT AS WELL JUST
GO ON BACK TO BED.

377
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,346
NO USE WAITING
UP FOR THEM.

378
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,614
NO. NO. NO.

379
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:57,084
WELL...
GOODNIGHT, HOWARD.

380
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,218
GOODNIGHT.

381
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:14,834
PHEW!

382
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,071
ANDY, I'M SURE THE CABIN
MUST BE IN THAT DIRECTION.

383
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,073
IT CAN'T BE
IN THAT DIRECTION.

384
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,209
WE TRIED THAT DIRECTION
TWO TIMES.

385
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:25,378
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME
IT IS? 4:30.

386
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,814
4:30, FANCY THAT.

387
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,616
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
THAT'S JUST NOT FUNNY.

388
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,718
COME ON.

389
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,398
GOOD. GOOD.
GOOD. GOOD.

390
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,500
GOOD. GOOD. GOOD.
GOOD. GOOD. GOOD.

391
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:24,771
WHAT TIME IS IT, ANDY?

392
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,573
Oh, I don't know
what time it is.

393
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,208
It's, uh, ooh, 6:30.

394
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,376
OH, BOY.

395
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:30,843
You better know,
oh, boy.

396
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:34,781
Now, listen, we both know
how innocent that was

397
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,583
and that nothing happened,

398
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,651
but it might be a little
difficult to explain.

399
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,387
What do you want me to say?

400
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,388
Stop that.

401
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,655
Just stop that.
Stop that.

402
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,357
Okay.

403
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:47,594
Okay, now, stop that.
Now, here's what we'll say.

404
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,530
Um... Uh, yeah,
W-we'll-We'll say...

405
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,531
We'll say...

406
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,665
Stop it.

407
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:55,335
We'll say that we
both woke up early

408
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,337
and wanted to
surprise them

409
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,839
and-and have breakfast
ready for them.

410
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,308
OH, F...

411
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,580
OH, GOOD MORNING, HELEN.

412
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:08,715
MORNING, ALICE...

413
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,817
ANDY.

414
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,852
OH, HI THERE,
SLEEPYHEAD.

415
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,522
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO SPEND ALL DAY IN BED.

416
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,424
WELL, YOU TWO
ARE CERTAINLY UP EARLY.

417
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,425
WELL...

418
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,726
ALICE IS THE EARLY BIRD.

419
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,961
SHE WAS FIXING BREAKFAST
WHEN I CAME IN.

420
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:22,962
WEREN'T YOU, ALICE?

421
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:23,963
YES.
SEE?

422
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:24,964
HOW DID YOU SLEEP?

423
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,199
GOOD, HUH?

424
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,567
OH, FINE.

425
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,901
AND YOU?

426
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:29,969
GREAT.

427
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,238
GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.

428
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,605
SLEPT JUST LIKE A BABY.

429
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:33,706
NEVER HEARD A SOUND.

430
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,775
DON'T THINK I TURNED
OVER ONE TIME.

431
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:36,843
HOW'D YOU SLEEP?

432
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:37,844
FINE.

433
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,379
SEE
IT'S THE AIR.

434
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,581
I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE EVER SLEPT
QUITE AS SOUND.

435
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:42,749
DID NOT MOVE A MUSCLE.

436
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:43,916
HOW ABOUT YOU, ALICE?

437
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:44,951
YOU ASKED HER THAT.

438
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:45,952
OH.

439
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:46,953
EXCUSE ME.

440
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,221
WELL...

441
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,464
GOOD MORNING, HOWARD.

442
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,731
HOWARD...

443
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,667
HOW'D YOU SLEEP?
GREAT, HUH?

444
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,001
WHAT'D I TELL
YOU ABOUT IT?

445
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,236
IT'S THE AIR.

446
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,271
AIR.

447
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,305
WE GOT UP EARLY

448
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,606
AND STARTED
FIXING BREAKFAST.

449
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,007
WE DIDN'T WANT
TO DISTURB YOU

450
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,776
AND, SO,
THAT'S WHAT WE WERE DOING

451
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:10,877
FIXING BREAKFAST.

452
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,746
MAY I SEE YOU
FOR A MINUTE, ANDY?

453
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,616
WELL, SURE.

454
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,851
EX-EXCUSE
US... ALICE.

455
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,487
EXCUSE US, ALICE.

456
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:28,495
OH, BOY, DID I SLEEP,
DID I EVER SLEEP.

457
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,631
I DON'T BELIEVE I MOVED
A MUSCLE ALL NIGHT.

458
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,369
ANDY, YOU DID
MOVE A MUSCLE.

459
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,709
I WOKE UP LAST NIGHT,
AND YOU WERE GONE.

460
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,314
IT NEVER PAYS TO LIE.

461
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:52,519
HOWARD, I COULDN'T SLEEP
AND I-I WENT OUTSIDE

462
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,954
AND NOTHING HAPPENED.

463
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,624
I JUST RAN INTO HER
IN THE WOODS AND...

464
00:20:58,791 --> 00:20:59,926
WE GOT LOST.

465
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,861
OH, SURE, SURE.

466
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,430
IT'S THE TRUTH, HOWARD.

467
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,664
IT'S-IT'S THE TRUTH.

468
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:05,965
I... NOTHING. NOTHING.

469
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,534
IT'S-IT'S THE TRUTH...

470
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:08,668
AND-AND, BOY...

471
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,770
JUST AS LONG
AS HELEN DOESN'T KNOW...

472
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,305
HELEN KNOWS.

473
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,841
WHAT?

474
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:18,745
SHE WOKE UP LAST NIGHT, TOO,
AND FOUND YOU AND ALICE GONE.

475
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,380
OH, BOY.

476
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,751
HELEN...

477
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:25,952
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN
TO ME.

478
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,820
HOWARD, WILL YOU DRIVE ME
INTO TOWN?

479
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:29,356
I-I CAN
EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

480
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,823
I'LL BE WAITING
IN THE CAR.

481
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:31,958
I'M INNOCENT!

482
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,960
MAYBE I CAN TALK
TO HER, ANDY.

483
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,828
YOU BETTER TALK
TO HOWARD.

484
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,669
NOW, HELEN, HELEN, YOU...
HELEN, HELEN...

485
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,437
HELEN, YOU'VE GOT
TO BELIEVE ME.

486
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,573
ALL WE DID WAS WE GOT LOST,
THAT'S ALL.

487
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,108
IF HOWARD WON'T DRIVE ME
HOME, I'LL DRIVE MYSELF.

488
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,977
NOT WITHOUT THE KEYS,
YOU WON'T.

489
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,913
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT...

490
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,448
LET GO OF ME!

491
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:58,385
NOW, THIS IS ONE ARGUMENT
YOU'RE NOT GONNA WIN.

492
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,853
NOW, HELEN, YOU'VE GOT
TO LISTEN TO ME.

493
00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:03,456
NOTHING YOU HAVE TO
SAY COULD INTEREST ME.

494
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,857
WELL...
NOW, HELEN...

495
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,364
HELEN.

496
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:14,066
HELEN.

497
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,067
HEL...

498
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,403
WAIT A MINUTE.

499
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:20,940
HELEN, WHERE ARE YOU?

500
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:23,042
OH, I'M OVER HERE.

501
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,080
OH, THERE YOU ARE.

502
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:30,683
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

503
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:31,951
OH, Y...
WELL, Y-YEAH.

504
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:32,952
OH, GOOD, GOOD.

505
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,387
GOOD. UH, WELL

506
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:36,623
I-I-I JUST WANTED
TO BE SURE YOU WERE SAFE

507
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,691
AND FINE,
SO I BELIEVE I'LL SEE

508
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:40,927
IF I CAN FIND MY WAY
BACK TO THE CABIN.

509
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,729
I'LL SEE YOU.

510
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,732
ANDY TAYLOR, DON'T
YOU DARE LEAVE ME OUT
HERE IN THESE WOODS!

511
00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:46,999
WELL, IF YOU
DON'T BELIEVE

512
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,835
IT'S POSSIBLE
TO GET LOST OUT HERE

513
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,069
WELL, LAND SAKES ALIVE,

514
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:52,439
YOU OUGHT TO BE ABLE
TO FIND YOUR WAY BACK.

515
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,840
ANDY!

516
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,908
WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

517
00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:01,514
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME
THAT IT IS POSSIBLE

518
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,916
TO COME OUT IN THESE WOODS
AND GET LOST

519
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:07,854
AND THAT IT IS BARELY POSSIBLE
THAT SOME FELLA AND SOME GIRL

520
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:11,190
MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO SLEEP
AND THAT THEY ACCIDENTALLY

521
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:14,427
RAN INTO ONE ANOTHER
IN THE WOODS AND GOT LOST?

522
00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:16,796
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING
TO TELL ME?

523
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:19,932
YES, SIR, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU.

524
00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:21,568
YEAH...

525
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:28,941
IN THAT CASE, MISS CRUMP,
IT'LL BE MY PLEASURE.

526
00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:31,844
THANK YOU,
SHERIFF TAYLOR.

527
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,214
SO YOU HAD A GOOD
TRIP, HUH, ANDY?

528
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,549
YEAH, GREAT.

529
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,017
EVERYTHING GO ALL RIGHT?

530
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,119
I MEAN,
BETWEEN THE TWO GIRLS.

531
00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:42,555
EVERYTHING WENT FINE.
SO, YOU SEE, GOOB?

532
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,624
ALL THOSE SPICY STORIES
YOU WERE READING

533
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,025
ARE JUST FICTION.

534
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:48,761
IN A NICE GROUP OF PEOPLE,
THOSE THINGS DON'T HAPPEN.

535
00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:50,763
WELL, I GUESS NOT.

536
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,699
WELL, I'M NOT READING
THAT KIND OF STORY ANYMORE.

537
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,066
I'M READING
A DIFFERENT KIND.

538
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:57,169
OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD.

539
00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:02,575
ANDY.

540
00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:03,776
MM

541
00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:05,177
HOW LONG
HAVE YOU KNOWN HELEN?

542
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:06,946
ABOUT FIVE YEARS.

543
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:09,582
DID YOU KNOW HER BEFORE
SHE COME TO MAYBERRY?

544
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,117
NO, WHY?

545
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:12,885
WHERE DOES SHE SAY
SHE COMES FROM?

546
00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:15,655
SHE COMES FROM KANSAS.

547
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:16,823
WELL, I WAS READING
THIS STORY --

548
00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,758
NOW, THIS IS TRUE,
ANDY --

549
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,960
IT'S ABOUT
THIS REAL NORMAL WOMAN

550
00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:23,195
AND SHE WAS
A SCHOOLTEACHER, TOO,

551
00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:26,232
AND THEY FOUND OUT SHE COMES
FROM ANOTHER PLANET.

552
00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:29,035
NOW, NOW, I'M NOT
SAYING HELEN DOES,

553
00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:31,804
BUT IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING
TO LOOK INTO,

554
00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:33,472
JUST TO BE
ON THE SAFE SIDE.


