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Ooh!

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Aaah!

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I´m home.

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Judith, what´s the matter?

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S02xE01 "Hard Cheese"
Jan 15, 1995 

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Right, Steve, that´s the lot.

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Where is he?

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In there.

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Morning, folks... got your lettuce

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and your Maris Pipers
out the back, Crabbe.

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Bunged in some nice
purple sprouting broc as well.

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Thanks, Henderson.

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Any danger of some coffee?

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Sure, ask Steve.

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Cheers.

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Morning, Nicola.

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You´re looking very lovely this morning.

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Morning, Henderson. You´re not.

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Okay, now, if we compare this quarter

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with the last, we´re averaging
four more covers a day

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on dinners, but...

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Oh, for God´s sake, Henry,
this is important.

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We´re down two lunches,

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so you´re going to have to
charge more for the set lunch.

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Yeah, look, is this going to go on

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much longer, Margaret?

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I´m expecting Hugh Downing any minute.

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Oh, is Hugh coming today?

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That´s good. I missed him last week.

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Ooh, is he the one
that sells the cheese?

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Yes.

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What is it about our
friendly local cheese merchant

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that inspires all this interest, John?

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Well, somehow, I don´t think it´s

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his Double Gloucester.

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Hugh Downing is an extremely nice man.

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Yeah, and he´s seriously gorgeous.

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So you and Linda have split up, right?

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Look, she wanted to go back to Dublin,

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I wanted to stay here, so that´s
what we´ve done, all right?

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So you have split up, then?

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Yeah, all right, we´ve split up!
Now leave it out, will you?

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Have you got her phone number?

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What do you want her phone number for?

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Well, they have this Potato
Growers Convention in Dublin.

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I thought I might go this year.
I could look her up.

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Well, I wouldn´t,
if I were you, Henderson.

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I think she thought
you were a bit of a prat.

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Yeah, Steve, leave it out.
What did she really think?

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Morning, everyone.

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Hello, Hugh, come in.

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Hello.

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Hello, Margaret. What a nice surprise.

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Oh, Hugh.

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Mwah.

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- Long time, no see.
- Hello, I´m Nicola.

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We didn´t really get
a chance to meet last time.

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Um, hello, Nicola.

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Nicola joined us a couple of weeks ago.

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You can put him down, now, Nicola.

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We´ve got some serious
cheese business to transact.

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Would you like some coffee?

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I´d better not. I´m running a bit late.

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Henry, want to see
what I´ve got in the lorry?

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Oh, yes, please.

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Oh, God, bloody thing. Sorry.

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Hello. Oh, hello, darling.

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I´m at Pie in the Sky.

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Well, yes, they´re both here.

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Of course, I´ll ask them.
Good idea. All right.

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Yes, you too. Bye, darling.

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That was Sarah, she was wondering

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if you´d be our guests for lunch

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at the hotel on Saturday.

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The thing is,

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it´s a bit of a celebration

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because we´ve decided
to get married, actually.

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Oh, now, that´s wonderful news.

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Yes, congratulations.

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Well, Laxton House Hotel´s
my best customer,

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so it makes sense to marry
the manager, doesn´t it?

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Well, they´ll have to announce

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a national day of mourning...

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the county´s most eligible
bachelor is spoken for.

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Come off it, Margaret.

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Now, that´s enough of this frivolity.

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Come on, let´s go and look
at some cheeses.

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Yeah.

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I´ll have a truckle
of the Wensleydale, please.

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Yeah.

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And you´d better give me some parmesan.

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The reggiano?

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The good stuff, yeah,
but don´t tell Margaret.

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My, that Stilton looks marvelous.

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Look at it. Good veining,
no discoloration.

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I´ll have to watch out.
You´re getting good at this.

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Who, me? No, no, it´s only
what I pick up from you.

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Oh, I´ve got some lovely cheese
from Philippe Olivier in Paris.

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This Reblochon will be perfect tomorrow.

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Don´t be mad.

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I could do a three-course
meal for what that costs.

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It´s a present. Go on, take it.

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Special occasion and all that.

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Hugh, I couldn´t.

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And, as you may be aware,

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we are on the brink of
a revolution in communications,

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most particularly,
digital communications

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using fiber optics.

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You may have heard people

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using the phrase "information highway."

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Yes, sir.

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Well, the Home Office
are setting up a project

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to ensure we, in the police,

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are slap-bang in the middle
of that highway.

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In the event of promotion,

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how would working on a project
like that appeal to you?

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I´ve always been very interested
in information technology, sir,

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and, of course, I´m eager
to work in any capacity,

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but I was really hoping
to stay in CID, sir.

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Surely, being at the cutting edge

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of this new technology...

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You´ve got to let us
keep some bright sparks

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in Operations, Clive, hasn´t he, Mike?

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The Home Office
haven´t approved the budget

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for that project yet, anyway.

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Play any sport, Constable?

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Yes, sir.

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We´ve a very good women´s synchronized

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swimming team here, you know.

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So I´ve heard, sir.

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Ever thought of having a go?

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I´m not interested in any sport

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where the score is determined
by a panel of judges, sir.

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I don´t think we need
detain you longer, Constable.

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Sir.

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Promising officer, that.

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Much too promising to end up

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in front of one of your computers.

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Well, we´ll have to
wait and see, won´t we?

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As you may know, Mike Meredith and I

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are conducting a personnel
review for the Chief Constable.

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Really?

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Hmm, fascinating, what one turns up

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in all the nooks and crannies.

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Detective Inspector
Henry Crabbe, for example.

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Name ring a bell?

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Hmm, Possibly.

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Ha ha, come off it, Freddy.

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Crabbe was suspended over a year ago,

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pending an inquiry into
the Hooperman business.

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The inquiry was called off
and Crabbe was put back on duty,

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only, in what capacity,
nobody quite seems to know.

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Look, Clive...

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But the word is,

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he´s on call to do
your dirty work, Freddy.

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And when he´s not doing that,
he´s hanging around

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some greasy-spoon caf which
allegedly belongs to his wife.

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Crabbe is an exceptional officer
and I don´t have to justify

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my use of him to you, Clive...
I am ACC Operations.

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All right, then, you´re ACC Operations.

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How about an operation on this prowler?

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Prowler?

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The one that scared

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the living daylights
out of my wife, Freddy.

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She´s on the verge of a nervous
breakdown, and all I get

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is some dimwitted DC
sitting in my kitchen,

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drinking coffee all day.

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I see.

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Hmm, how about putting
your man Crabbe on to it?

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Give us a chance to see
how exceptional he really is.

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I´d hate it if Mike and I had to
go back to the Chief Constable

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and tell him you were overmanned.

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See you later, Freddy. David.

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- Mike.
- Yeah?

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Let´s get together. Um, lunch, sometime?

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Sure.

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I´m back!

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Aah!

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Uh-oh, look who´s here.

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Don´t attract his attention,

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because he´ll only
come over here and chat.

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Hm! There you are, darling.

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Sorry about that.

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There´s a leaky cistern
in the Lancaster Suite,

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so I had to juggle the bookings.

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We ordered for you.

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Good. Did Henry frown at the menu a lot?

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Not as much as usual.

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I didn´t frown at all.

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Oh, William,

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make sure the Carters
get a window table, won´t you?

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For God´s sake, darling, relax.

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Here, have a glass of wine.

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Sorry,

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just one of those days.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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- Here´s to you. Cheers.
- Congratulations.

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Well, it´s not definite yet.
I may change my mind.

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What?

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Joke, Hugh.

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Oh, right.

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What are you having, Henry?

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Scallops, and then the lamb.

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Mm, good choice.
What about you, Margaret?

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Oh, God, I´ve forgotten.

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No, no, come on, you remember.

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They´re deep-frying
a Mars bar, specially.

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Uh-huh.

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The thing is, Mike,

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suddenly, I´m having to justify
every secretary in Operations,

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every driver, every cleaner, to Ingleby.

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Onion tartlet. That sounds nice.

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You´re the Force Admin Officer, Mike.

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You´ve got more say
about personnel than he has.

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Don´t forget... I´m a civilian, Freddy.

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Say what you like
about equality of rank,

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the new Chief Constable
isn´t mad keen about civilians.

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And now, Ingleby´s after DS Cambridge,

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an officer I´ve nurtured from day one,

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a very capable officer
I don´t want to lose.

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Yes, capable and black.

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What´s that supposed to mean?

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Well, it looks good at press
conferences, doesn´t it?

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Nothing wrong with a bit of
positive discrimination,

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is there?

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For God´s sake,

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Ingleby´s got a West Indian PC,
two Asian detectives,

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and a woman Chief Superintendent.

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And now, he wants Cambridge.
It´s not fair, Mike.

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She´s my black woman detective.

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Did you enjoy the lamb, sir?

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It was very interesting, thank you.

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Oh, I´ve got something to celebrate.

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A new client...
Barton´s, the wine merchants.

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Mm, they´re supposed to
be good, aren´t they?

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Could be handy for you, Henry.

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Perhaps they could pay us in burgundy.

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I deal in hard cash.
Nothing less will do.

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There´s a lot to be said

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for the barter system, you know.

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Of course, it would put a lot
of accountants out of work.

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I mean, how can you calculate the VAT

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on a goat or two bushels of wheat?

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- They´d find a way.
- You better believe it.

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Excuse me, will you?

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Just going to pop into the kitchen.

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Going to fuss over the cheeses,

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make sure they´re not being
refrigerated to death.

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Hey, Hughie! How´s it going?

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Fine, thanks.

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Just going to have a look at the cheese.

253
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Help yourself.

254
00:12:39,995 --> 00:12:42,325
- Theresa, please. It´s too risky.
- Oh, who cares?

255
00:12:42,325 --> 00:12:44,965
- Someone might come in.
- So what?

256
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,725
Come on, then.

257
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,965
You´re such a naughty boy, you are.

258
00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:51,395
You just don´t want to admit it, do you?

259
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,365
Oi!

260
00:12:56,365 --> 00:12:59,295
You, brain-dead!

261
00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:03,925
Two sorbets and a Tarte Tatin, there.

262
00:13:11,195 --> 00:13:14,125
As a matter of fact,
I want a word with you, Crabbe.

263
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,625
- Oh, yes, sir?
- About this prowler.

264
00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:18,725
Prowler?

265
00:13:18,725 --> 00:13:22,595
Peeping Tom, Crabbe.

266
00:13:22,595 --> 00:13:24,525
Making himself busy
in this part of the world,

267
00:13:24,525 --> 00:13:29,765
prowling, peeping, stealing...
"items of female clothing."

268
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:33,665
Yes, um, what´s the bad thing he´s done?

269
00:13:33,665 --> 00:13:35,565
Made the mistake
of peeping at the wife of

270
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,565
Assistant Chief Constable Clive Ingleby.

271
00:13:37,565 --> 00:13:39,025
Aha.

272
00:13:39,025 --> 00:13:42,225
Listen, Crabbe, Ingleby´s doing

273
00:13:42,225 --> 00:13:44,095
a personnel review
for the Chief Constable.

274
00:13:44,095 --> 00:13:48,465
He´s been poking around, and one
of the stones he´s lifted

275
00:13:48,465 --> 00:13:49,865
has got you underneath it.

276
00:13:49,865 --> 00:13:51,525
Oh, I see.

277
00:13:51,525 --> 00:13:54,565
Nothing he´d like better
than to get at me through you.

278
00:13:54,565 --> 00:13:56,495
So make yourself bloody useful to him,

279
00:13:56,495 --> 00:13:58,395
or, before we know where we are,

280
00:13:58,395 --> 00:14:01,395
he´ll be digging up the dirt
on you and Dudley Hooperman

281
00:14:01,395 --> 00:14:03,425
and running
to the Chief Constable with it,

282
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,595
in which case,

283
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:09,695
I may not be able to help you.
Office politics, Crabbe.

284
00:14:09,695 --> 00:14:13,465
You know the sort of thing.
Can´t stand it, myself.

285
00:14:13,465 --> 00:14:16,825
No, sir, I know... I know you can´t.

286
00:14:16,825 --> 00:14:20,025
What are the sweets like in here?

287
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:23,025
I´ve no idea. You might try
the cheeseboard, though.

288
00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:25,625
The Stilton should be good.

289
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:28,895
Stilton and a glass
of port... good idea.

290
00:14:28,895 --> 00:14:30,295
Why not live dangerously?

291
00:14:30,295 --> 00:14:34,125
Have a glass of sweet white.
Say, Sauternes.

292
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:38,195
Sauternes?

293
00:14:40,195 --> 00:14:41,825
Why did you tell him that?

294
00:14:41,825 --> 00:14:45,665
He´ll probably go
and enjoy it, now. Idiot.

295
00:14:45,665 --> 00:14:48,525
He´s got such good manners, Hugh.

296
00:14:48,525 --> 00:14:51,225
He´s quite old-fashioned, really.

297
00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:53,895
Hm, that´s not all that´s
old-fashioned about him.

298
00:14:53,895 --> 00:14:55,825
What do you mean?

299
00:14:55,825 --> 00:14:58,525
I mean sex, Margaret.

300
00:14:58,525 --> 00:15:02,425
Well, you know what they say...

301
00:15:02,425 --> 00:15:04,225
Try not to rush them.
You´ve got to be patient.

302
00:15:04,225 --> 00:15:06,595
Rush Hugh? Chance would be a fine thing.

303
00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:08,965
No, the trouble is,
he´s insisted we wait

304
00:15:08,965 --> 00:15:11,195
until we´re married.

305
00:15:11,195 --> 00:15:13,825
Do you mean you actually haven´t...

306
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:17,895
No.

307
00:15:17,895 --> 00:15:21,695
I´m so wonderful, you see,
he loves me so much,

308
00:15:21,695 --> 00:15:24,525
everything´s got to be done
absolutely by the book.

309
00:15:24,525 --> 00:15:29,325
Our wedding´s going to be
this amazing, romantic thing,

310
00:15:29,325 --> 00:15:33,165
so we´ve got to wait,
otherwise we might spoil it.

311
00:15:36,525 --> 00:15:38,725
Do you mean you haven´t done anything?

312
00:15:38,725 --> 00:15:43,225
Well, we´ve done kissing, obviously.

313
00:15:43,225 --> 00:15:47,295
And it was fine, but,
I don´t know, Margaret,

314
00:15:47,295 --> 00:15:49,965
I´m beginning to think it´s a bit weird.

315
00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:53,625
Well, he does want to marry you, Sarah.

316
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,025
That does indicate
some sort of interest.

317
00:15:56,025 --> 00:15:58,565
Maybe you should try
to be more assertive.

318
00:15:58,565 --> 00:16:00,025
Some men like that sort of thing.

319
00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:02,665
God, you´ve got to be so careful
with them, haven´t you?

320
00:16:02,665 --> 00:16:04,295
I mean, what do men really want?

321
00:16:04,295 --> 00:16:06,165
The cheeseboard´s very good, here.

322
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,625
Let´s have some Stilton.

323
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:11,695
And... oh, I know, we´ll have

324
00:16:11,695 --> 00:16:13,095
a glass of Sauternes with it.

325
00:16:13,095 --> 00:16:15,395
Farmhouse Stilton

326
00:16:15,395 --> 00:16:17,165
and a couple of glasses of Sauternes.

327
00:16:17,165 --> 00:16:19,125
A very good choice, sir.

328
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,795
I´m impressed, Freddy.
This is a whole new side to you.

329
00:16:24,165 --> 00:16:27,665
Bye, darling. Lovely lunch.

330
00:16:27,665 --> 00:16:30,065
Oh, why do you have to rush off?

331
00:16:30,065 --> 00:16:32,195
Come up to the flat for a drink.

332
00:16:32,195 --> 00:16:37,065
Stay for supper. Stay the night.
I promise I´ll behave myself.

333
00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:39,595
I told you, darling, I´ve got
a mountain of paperwork to do

334
00:16:39,595 --> 00:16:41,665
and a delivery
first thing in the morning, hm?

335
00:16:41,665 --> 00:16:43,225
- I´ll ring you later.
- Okay.

336
00:16:45,095 --> 00:16:46,695
Bye.

337
00:16:46,695 --> 00:16:49,665
Bye.

338
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,195
I don´t know why you had to go

339
00:16:58,195 --> 00:17:00,125
and upset Sarah´s chef like that.

340
00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:04,495
I didn´t upset her chef, all I
did was ask a perfectly innocent

341
00:17:04,495 --> 00:17:07,095
question about the navarin
of lamb, that´s all.

342
00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:08,495
You never ask innocent questions,

343
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,925
being a policeman all these years.

344
00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:11,965
You make "How are you?"
sound like an interrogation.

345
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:14,725
Is this the chef at Laxton House?

346
00:17:14,725 --> 00:17:17,925
Poor old Sarah.
She´s got enough to worry about.

347
00:17:17,925 --> 00:17:20,565
The same.
What´s Sarah got to worry about?

348
00:17:20,565 --> 00:17:22,625
You wouldn´t understand.

349
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,595
Yeah, I´ve seen him posing
down at the Purple Ploughman.

350
00:17:25,595 --> 00:17:27,365
The "Purple Ploughman"?

351
00:17:27,365 --> 00:17:29,965
Yeah, it´s a nightclub
down in Brayfield.

352
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,725
It´s the only place round here
that´s open late,

353
00:17:31,725 --> 00:17:33,695
so you get a lot of waiters
and a lot of chefs.

354
00:17:33,695 --> 00:17:35,365
Favorite haunt of yours, is it?

355
00:17:35,365 --> 00:17:38,065
Certainly not. All that noise and smoke?

356
00:17:38,065 --> 00:17:42,025
Anyway, I´ve got Tolstoy to
finish by the end of the year.

357
00:17:42,025 --> 00:17:43,695
A late-night drinking den for chefs.

358
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,195
I think I ought to check that out.

359
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,265
Excuse me.

360
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,695
Hello, Pie in the Sky.

361
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,065
Margaret, how are you?

362
00:17:53,065 --> 00:17:54,525
Who is this?

363
00:17:54,525 --> 00:17:56,525
I hear you´re going to be
working for Barton´s.

364
00:17:56,525 --> 00:17:58,025
It´s great news.

365
00:17:58,025 --> 00:17:59,695
Bill, is that you?

366
00:17:59,695 --> 00:18:02,125
Because I pass through Sommersby myself.

367
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,525
Maybe we´ll bump into each other.

368
00:18:03,525 --> 00:18:05,465
Okay, okay,
come on, come on, joke´s over.

369
00:18:05,465 --> 00:18:06,965
Who is this?

370
00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,725
Better still, I could pop round
to the restaurant

371
00:18:08,725 --> 00:18:10,395
while Henry´s out, playing detectives,

372
00:18:10,395 --> 00:18:12,695
because I think I could really
do something for you, Margaret.

373
00:18:12,695 --> 00:18:14,795
Quite a few things, actually.
Are you alone?

374
00:18:14,795 --> 00:18:17,165
If you are, I´ll tell you
exactly what I had in mind.

375
00:18:17,165 --> 00:18:19,025
No, you won´t, you pervert,

376
00:18:19,025 --> 00:18:20,965
and if you ring me again,

377
00:18:20,965 --> 00:18:24,095
I will do something for you, believe me!

378
00:18:25,995 --> 00:18:29,025
Not somebody wanting
to book a table, I presume.

379
00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:33,865
Morning, sir.

380
00:18:33,865 --> 00:18:35,565
Ah, well, well, well,

381
00:18:35,565 --> 00:18:37,965
Sergeant Cambridge, congratulations.

382
00:18:37,965 --> 00:18:39,995
- Thank you.
- Coffee, croissant?

383
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:42,165
No, thank you.

384
00:18:42,165 --> 00:18:45,025
So where next in your
inexorable rise to the top, eh,

385
00:18:45,025 --> 00:18:47,525
Traffic, Personnel?

386
00:18:47,525 --> 00:18:50,465
Oh, no, no, wait... I know.
Wait a minute.

387
00:18:50,465 --> 00:18:52,125
Information Technology.

388
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:54,465
I´m very happy in CID, sir.

389
00:18:54,465 --> 00:18:56,125
Oh, come on, Cambridge,

390
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:58,565
nicking thieves is no way
to get ahead in this job.

391
00:18:58,565 --> 00:19:00,225
Well, you´re quite right,

392
00:19:00,225 --> 00:19:02,025
but it´s what we´re
stuck with for today.

393
00:19:02,025 --> 00:19:03,925
Oh, is that a reference
to the Peeping Tom

394
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,525
and the Assistant Chief
Constable´s wife?

395
00:19:05,525 --> 00:19:07,765
Hmm, Mrs. Ingleby´s
expecting us at 11:00.

396
00:19:07,765 --> 00:19:10,025
Hmm, well, I suppose

397
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:12,225
you´ll have to go back to work
as well, then.

398
00:19:12,225 --> 00:19:14,195
Is she all right?

399
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:16,425
Is she all right?

400
00:19:16,425 --> 00:19:19,325
All she has to do, all day long,
is eat, sleep,

401
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,225
lay the occasional egg,
and listen to Mozart.

402
00:19:21,225 --> 00:19:23,625
Of course she´s all right.

403
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:26,625
I should warn you about Ingleby.

404
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,125
That´s all right, Cambridge.

405
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,625
Mr. Fisher already has.

406
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,395
Don´t worry,

407
00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:34,465
I´m not going to jeopardize
your brilliant career.

408
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:38,525
Actually, sir, I was thinking of yours.

409
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:42,165
I went for dinner with friends
at La Vie en Rose in Brayfield.

410
00:19:42,165 --> 00:19:45,065
They do a plateau de fruits
de mer which is

411
00:19:45,065 --> 00:19:48,865
just about acceptable for this
part of the world, I suppose.

412
00:19:48,865 --> 00:19:50,925
Clive was unable to join us.

413
00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:55,225
He had to attend a last-minute
meeting with Philip Norris.

414
00:19:55,225 --> 00:19:58,765
Um, Philip Morris,

415
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,365
does he have a bearing on this case?

416
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:05,665
Philip Norris, sir,
he´s the new Chief Constable.

417
00:20:05,665 --> 00:20:07,395
Oh, is he? Oh, well.

418
00:20:07,395 --> 00:20:09,165
That´s his alibi, sorted out, ha.

419
00:20:09,165 --> 00:20:11,795
I´m sorry.
Please, carry on, Mrs. Ingleby.

420
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:15,565
Well, I let myself in,
turned off the alarm,

421
00:20:15,565 --> 00:20:17,495
then went straight upstairs
to the bedroom.

422
00:20:17,495 --> 00:20:20,625
I started to get undressed,
when I noticed a draft

423
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:22,965
was coming from one of the windows.

424
00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:28,495
When I went to close it, I saw
him, staring right in at me.

425
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,165
He had a mask on, of some sort.

426
00:20:30,165 --> 00:20:32,595
All I could see were his eyes.

427
00:20:32,595 --> 00:20:36,425
I screamed and he
disappeared from sight.

428
00:20:36,425 --> 00:20:37,965
I arrived a moment or two later.

429
00:20:37,965 --> 00:20:39,825
Judith was in a state of shock.

430
00:20:39,825 --> 00:20:42,795
I ran downstairs into
the garden, but he´d gone.

431
00:20:42,795 --> 00:20:45,165
Um, now, let me see,

432
00:20:45,165 --> 00:20:46,825
the bedroom´s on the first floor, is it?

433
00:20:46,825 --> 00:20:48,125
Yes.

434
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:53,695
So he got up using, what, um, a ladder?

435
00:20:53,695 --> 00:20:56,895
Yes, my ladder.

436
00:20:56,895 --> 00:20:58,895
I´d been clearing a gutter
earlier that day.

437
00:20:58,895 --> 00:21:00,565
Well, in future, sir,

438
00:21:00,565 --> 00:21:03,065
I think it might be advisable
if you put the ladder away.

439
00:21:03,065 --> 00:21:04,695
You´ve no need to lecture me

440
00:21:04,695 --> 00:21:06,195
on domestic security, Inspector.

441
00:21:06,195 --> 00:21:08,395
No, no, no, of course not, sir.
No, no, no.

442
00:21:08,395 --> 00:21:10,665
No, sir, I won´t even mention the window

443
00:21:10,665 --> 00:21:13,125
that was left open
when you both went out.

444
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,065
Crabbe.

445
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,565
As soon as I saw him,

446
00:21:16,565 --> 00:21:18,495
I knew he was the one on the phone.

447
00:21:18,495 --> 00:21:21,065
"The one on the phone"?

448
00:21:21,065 --> 00:21:24,925
Mrs. Ingleby had an obscene
phone call, sir.

449
00:21:24,925 --> 00:21:26,695
Phone calls. Five, so far.

450
00:21:26,695 --> 00:21:29,925
Obscene, you say?

451
00:21:29,925 --> 00:21:31,695
The usual sort of thing, Inspector.

452
00:21:31,695 --> 00:21:34,965
The unusual thing was how much
he knew about me and the family.

453
00:21:34,965 --> 00:21:37,895
The first time he called,
he talked about my sister.

454
00:21:37,895 --> 00:21:40,025
Her husband has business problems.

455
00:21:40,025 --> 00:21:41,695
He knew all about it.

456
00:21:41,695 --> 00:21:43,425
What was his voice like?

457
00:21:43,425 --> 00:21:45,665
Well-spoken, but fuzzy.

458
00:21:45,665 --> 00:21:48,065
Using some sort of
distorting device, presumably.

459
00:21:48,065 --> 00:21:51,195
As soon as I pulled back the curtains

460
00:21:51,195 --> 00:21:54,125
and found myself looking right
into that man´s eyes, I knew.

461
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:58,725
I don´t know why... I knew
he was the one on the phone.

462
00:21:58,725 --> 00:22:01,095
Margaret got a call last night.

463
00:22:01,095 --> 00:22:02,925
I see.

464
00:22:02,925 --> 00:22:07,295
Well-spoken, male, distorted voice.

465
00:22:07,295 --> 00:22:10,065
He seemed to know everything about us.

466
00:22:10,065 --> 00:22:11,865
And you´re thinking
it could be the same man.

467
00:22:11,865 --> 00:22:14,125
Well, he´s got to be
the favorite, hasn´t he?

468
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,825
You´re having
your incoming calls traced?

469
00:22:16,825 --> 00:22:21,225
Yes, for what it´s worth.
But he´s not stupid, you know.

470
00:22:21,225 --> 00:22:24,495
He used pay phones for all
those calls to Mrs. Ingleby.

471
00:22:24,495 --> 00:22:26,495
No, no, the question is,

472
00:22:26,495 --> 00:22:29,695
is he going to start prowling
around Pie in the Sky?

473
00:22:29,695 --> 00:22:32,225
If he hasn´t already.

474
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,165
Hm. Where to next?

475
00:22:34,165 --> 00:22:35,725
Claire Bicknall... she´s the manager

476
00:22:35,725 --> 00:22:37,395
of the Purple Ploughman, it´s a...

477
00:22:37,395 --> 00:22:39,965
I know all about the Purple Ploughman.

478
00:22:39,965 --> 00:22:41,595
You do?

479
00:22:41,595 --> 00:22:42,995
I do.

480
00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:49,795
What happened
the night you saw the prowler?

481
00:22:49,795 --> 00:22:53,465
Well, I was working
here ´til about 12:00.

482
00:22:53,465 --> 00:22:57,325
I got back, everyone was asleep,
needless to say,

483
00:22:57,325 --> 00:22:59,665
so I went out to get the washing
and there he was,

484
00:22:59,665 --> 00:23:03,495
standing there on my patio,
with his hands full of knickers.

485
00:23:03,495 --> 00:23:06,325
Could you describe him?

486
00:23:06,325 --> 00:23:10,165
No, he had something covering his face.

487
00:23:10,165 --> 00:23:15,865
He was, what? Two or three
inches taller than me.

488
00:23:15,865 --> 00:23:18,465
Average build. Youngish, I´d say.

489
00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:22,465
He must have been in pretty good
nick, the way he took off.

490
00:23:22,465 --> 00:23:27,125
Tell you the truth, I think
he was just as scared as me.

491
00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:29,165
Tell me about the phone calls.

492
00:23:29,165 --> 00:23:32,565
Well, he knew where I work,

493
00:23:32,565 --> 00:23:34,495
what my husband does... the lot.

494
00:23:34,495 --> 00:23:36,695
I mean, it´s no secret
we´ve had our ups and downs,

495
00:23:36,695 --> 00:23:38,195
but the stuff he came out with...

496
00:23:38,195 --> 00:23:41,125
You mean, obscene?

497
00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:45,095
Oh, yeah, but that didn´t upset me.

498
00:23:45,095 --> 00:23:47,725
You hear everything,
working in a place like this.

499
00:23:47,725 --> 00:23:50,625
No, it was the stuff about me and Colin

500
00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:57,065
and, you know... our relations.

501
00:23:57,065 --> 00:24:01,925
Oh. Well, well.

502
00:24:01,925 --> 00:24:05,465
Hugh!

503
00:24:05,465 --> 00:24:06,795
Hello, Henry.

504
00:24:06,795 --> 00:24:08,295
Hello.

505
00:24:08,295 --> 00:24:10,995
So you´re supplying
the Purple Ploughman, eh?

506
00:24:10,995 --> 00:24:13,065
My secret´s out, now, is it?

507
00:24:13,065 --> 00:24:15,025
Eight kilos of grated cheddar

508
00:24:15,025 --> 00:24:17,595
for the Purple Ploughman´s lunch.

509
00:24:17,595 --> 00:24:19,025
Oh, lovely.

510
00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:20,295
Four kilos of shredded mozzarella

511
00:24:20,295 --> 00:24:21,865
for the Purple Ploughman´s pizza.

512
00:24:21,865 --> 00:24:23,825
Shredded mozzarella?

513
00:24:23,825 --> 00:24:25,895
Yeah, it pays the bills, Henry.

514
00:24:25,895 --> 00:24:27,295
Ahem.

515
00:24:27,295 --> 00:24:29,595
Ah, sorry. Hugh Downing,

516
00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:31,125
Detective Sergeant Cambridge.

517
00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:32,795
Pleased to meet you.

518
00:24:32,795 --> 00:24:34,465
Pleased to meet you.

519
00:24:34,465 --> 00:24:36,565
Oh, Is this your route?

520
00:24:36,565 --> 00:24:38,465
Yep, quite busy today.

521
00:24:38,465 --> 00:24:41,225
Hm, well, talk of the devil.

522
00:24:41,225 --> 00:24:43,225
La Vie en Rose.

523
00:24:43,225 --> 00:24:46,265
Well, I´m told that their
plateau de fruits de mer...

524
00:24:46,265 --> 00:24:48,665
"Is just about acceptable".

525
00:24:48,665 --> 00:24:51,725
Gosh, I doubt that.

526
00:24:51,725 --> 00:24:53,965
You know, I really ought to come
out on your round with you,

527
00:24:53,965 --> 00:24:56,125
one of these days, so I can get
the lowdown on my rivals.

528
00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:59,225
Always welcome, Henry.
I´d appreciate the company.

529
00:24:59,225 --> 00:25:00,795
I´d better get on.

530
00:25:00,795 --> 00:25:02,695
I´ll see you the day after tomorrow.

531
00:25:02,695 --> 00:25:06,125
Right, fine.

532
00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:08,025
Well, it´s been

533
00:25:08,025 --> 00:25:09,995
really nice, meeting you. Bye.

534
00:25:09,995 --> 00:25:14,395
Come along, Cambridge.

535
00:25:22,295 --> 00:25:25,525
Well, I´m not sure I agree
with all this religious music.

536
00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:27,765
I think the last thing
we need round here is

537
00:25:27,765 --> 00:25:28,925
a born-again chicken.

538
00:25:58,065 --> 00:25:59,565
Got it.

539
00:25:59,565 --> 00:26:00,895
Aah!

540
00:26:00,895 --> 00:26:02,465
It was in the outhouse.

541
00:26:10,995 --> 00:26:14,395
Now, stop that and sit down.

542
00:26:14,395 --> 00:26:17,365
I want you to try some of this.

543
00:26:17,365 --> 00:26:19,195
It´s the first time I´ve done it.

544
00:26:19,195 --> 00:26:22,725
Leek, ham, and egg pie.

545
00:26:22,725 --> 00:26:24,795
Such good springing.

546
00:26:24,795 --> 00:26:26,265
I hope you´re not going round,

547
00:26:26,265 --> 00:26:28,095
bashing people over the head
with that thing.

548
00:26:28,095 --> 00:26:30,495
Look, I´m not going to be
intimidated if that pervert

549
00:26:30,495 --> 00:26:32,425
- comes round here...
- If he comes lurking around,

550
00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:34,095
he´s going to have this to contend with.

551
00:26:34,095 --> 00:26:35,925
I might even lay a trap.

552
00:26:35,925 --> 00:26:37,495
Trap? What do you mean, trap?

553
00:26:37,495 --> 00:26:38,995
Oh, I don´t know,

554
00:26:38,995 --> 00:26:42,265
hang a load of knickers in the garden.

555
00:26:42,265 --> 00:26:46,265
Margaret, don´t even think about it.

556
00:26:46,265 --> 00:26:48,395
Joking, Henry.

557
00:26:48,395 --> 00:26:52,365
Damn, I meant to phone Sarah.
It´s too late, now.

558
00:26:52,365 --> 00:26:56,325
Do you know, I saw Hugh today.

559
00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:59,525
He was delivering synthetic
cheese to the Purple Ploughman.

560
00:26:59,525 --> 00:27:01,025
Can you believe it?

561
00:27:01,025 --> 00:27:04,125
It´s a bit like catching
Rembrandt painting a road sign.

562
00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:06,795
I can´t make that boy out.

563
00:27:06,795 --> 00:27:08,565
I thought you liked him.

564
00:27:08,565 --> 00:27:13,325
Oh, I do, I do.
It´s just, oh, I don´t know.

565
00:27:13,325 --> 00:27:14,995
Sarah told me something, Henry.

566
00:27:14,995 --> 00:27:17,125
Now, this is
in the strictest confidence.

567
00:27:17,125 --> 00:27:18,895
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

568
00:27:18,895 --> 00:27:22,865
Apparently, Hugh has insisted
on complete celibacy

569
00:27:22,865 --> 00:27:24,325
until after the wedding.

570
00:27:24,325 --> 00:27:27,025
"Complete"? You mean, uh...?

571
00:27:27,025 --> 00:27:29,165
No hanky-panky.

572
00:27:29,165 --> 00:27:31,325
He says it´s because

573
00:27:31,325 --> 00:27:32,965
he´s an old-fashioned romantic,
you know,

574
00:27:32,965 --> 00:27:35,765
back to basics, all that garbage.

575
00:27:35,765 --> 00:27:39,065
And she says that´s all
very sweet, blah blah blah,

576
00:27:39,065 --> 00:27:40,265
but, frankly, it´s a bit odd.

577
00:27:40,265 --> 00:27:47,225
God, I was hungry!

578
00:27:47,225 --> 00:27:50,365
Mmm. Why are you looking
at me like that?

579
00:27:50,365 --> 00:27:54,325
Margaret, what was in that pie?

580
00:27:54,325 --> 00:27:56,165
Steak and kidney.

581
00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:01,565
Well, it was some sort of meat.

582
00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:05,365
Wasn´t it?

583
00:28:05,365 --> 00:28:07,095
Ohh!

584
00:28:07,095 --> 00:28:10,525
Blackberry and apple.

585
00:28:10,525 --> 00:28:12,795
Unbelievable.

586
00:28:12,795 --> 00:28:15,625
Well, I was hungry!

587
00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:17,495
You see, if I´d known it was going to be

588
00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:20,095
an interrogation, I´d have taken notes.

589
00:28:20,095 --> 00:28:21,725
Honestly!

590
00:28:23,595 --> 00:28:27,495
Pay phones are blue.

591
00:28:27,495 --> 00:28:30,095
Red is for the places where
our friend has been spotted.

592
00:28:30,095 --> 00:28:34,025
When in doubt, Cambridge,
stick a pin in a map.

593
00:28:34,025 --> 00:28:36,065
People find it very reassuring.

594
00:28:36,065 --> 00:28:38,095
Very impressive. Where are the yellow?

595
00:28:38,095 --> 00:28:39,425
Yellow are restaurants.

596
00:28:39,425 --> 00:28:41,725
All the women who´ve been
pestered by this man have been

597
00:28:41,725 --> 00:28:43,825
connected with restaurants,
one way and another.

598
00:28:43,825 --> 00:28:46,325
See, here, you´ve got Margaret,
Pie in the Sky, of course.

599
00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:50,595
Then Claire Bicknall, manager
of the Purple Ploughman.

600
00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:54,695
Here, there´s Judy Smith,
waitress at the Maid´s Head.

601
00:28:54,695 --> 00:28:56,165
Tracey Miller,

602
00:28:56,165 --> 00:28:59,725
girlfriend of the chef
at the Buggles Wine Bar.

603
00:28:59,725 --> 00:29:03,795
And, last but not least,
Mrs. Judith Ingleby,

604
00:29:03,795 --> 00:29:06,295
who, with her husband,
is a regular at La Vie en Rose,

605
00:29:06,295 --> 00:29:07,625
where...

606
00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:09,495
The plateau de fruits de mer...

607
00:29:09,495 --> 00:29:11,165
"Is just about acceptable".

608
00:29:11,165 --> 00:29:13,365
And she´s a personal friend
of the owner.

609
00:29:13,365 --> 00:29:17,495
Why is there a yellow
pin in the Laxton House Hotel?

610
00:29:17,495 --> 00:29:20,095
Well, yellow also stands
for those places

611
00:29:20,095 --> 00:29:21,865
that get their cheese from Hugh Downing.

612
00:29:21,865 --> 00:29:25,125
Your friend the cheese man?

613
00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:26,795
Mm-hmm, it dawned on me
when I saw the route

614
00:29:26,795 --> 00:29:28,765
he had pinned on the door of his lorry.

615
00:29:28,765 --> 00:29:30,565
All the pay phones

616
00:29:30,565 --> 00:29:33,225
and the places where
our friend has been spotted

617
00:29:33,225 --> 00:29:35,795
are either on it or near it.

618
00:29:35,795 --> 00:29:37,865
I see, so he would have

619
00:29:37,865 --> 00:29:40,465
seen these women while
making his deliveries.

620
00:29:40,465 --> 00:29:42,125
And the personal stuff, well,

621
00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:44,565
that could be gossip
he picks up on his rounds, yes?

622
00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:46,095
Mm-hmm.

623
00:29:46,095 --> 00:29:47,525
His fiancée is

624
00:29:47,525 --> 00:29:49,695
the manager of the Laxton House Hotel,

625
00:29:49,695 --> 00:29:51,865
and, as you can see, the main entrance

626
00:29:51,865 --> 00:29:54,165
is just opposite
our friend´s favorite pay phone.

627
00:29:54,165 --> 00:29:57,125
His fiancée? Well, that´s
the end of that theory, then.

628
00:29:57,125 --> 00:29:59,265
Why?

629
00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:01,125
What´s the one thing
your voyeurs, flashers,

630
00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:02,795
and heavy breathers all have in common?

631
00:30:02,795 --> 00:30:04,765
Apart from the fact that
they´re all men.

632
00:30:04,765 --> 00:30:07,495
You´ve been reading books, Cambridge.

633
00:30:07,495 --> 00:30:11,625
They´re often unable to conduct
a normal sexual relationship.

634
00:30:11,625 --> 00:30:14,995
Downing´s getting engaged, therefore...

635
00:30:14,995 --> 00:30:17,165
Hmm.

636
00:30:17,165 --> 00:30:22,065
His fiancée told Margaret
that, thus far,

637
00:30:22,065 --> 00:30:26,525
their relationship
is strangely platonic.

638
00:30:26,525 --> 00:30:28,195
Every time the question of sex arises,

639
00:30:28,195 --> 00:30:29,725
he apparently runs a mile.

640
00:30:29,725 --> 00:30:32,095
Aha.

641
00:30:32,095 --> 00:30:33,865
I do not like this theory, Cambridge.

642
00:30:33,865 --> 00:30:37,765
I do not like the idea
that Hugh Downing is a voyeur.

643
00:30:37,765 --> 00:30:40,225
Well, we´ll just have to find out

644
00:30:40,225 --> 00:30:41,825
for ourselves, won´t we, sir?

645
00:30:41,825 --> 00:30:43,165
Hmm.

646
00:30:43,165 --> 00:30:44,495
Morning!

647
00:30:44,495 --> 00:30:45,995
Morning, sir.

648
00:30:45,995 --> 00:30:48,125
Morning, sir.

649
00:30:48,125 --> 00:30:51,365
Excellent!

650
00:30:58,395 --> 00:30:59,725
Hey!

651
00:30:59,725 --> 00:31:03,965
Two steak-and-kidney pies,
boiled and beans, please.

652
00:31:03,965 --> 00:31:05,295
Right.

653
00:31:08,025 --> 00:31:10,595
We´re running low
on onion gravy, you know, Chef.

654
00:31:10,595 --> 00:31:13,225
No, we´re not; there´s
plenty more in the big fridge.

655
00:31:13,225 --> 00:31:15,025
Can I have a break for me nosebag?

656
00:31:15,025 --> 00:31:17,765
Henderson, shut up
and get on with it, will you?

657
00:31:17,765 --> 00:31:18,995
Hello, Nicola.

658
00:31:18,995 --> 00:31:21,025
Steve, where are
my steak-and-kidney pies?

659
00:31:21,025 --> 00:31:22,565
All right, they´re on the way.

660
00:31:22,565 --> 00:31:24,225
Table 5 are getting a wee bit twitchy

661
00:31:24,225 --> 00:31:25,725
about their bread-and-butter pudding.

662
00:31:25,725 --> 00:31:30,095
What, already? Don´t these people chew?

663
00:31:32,395 --> 00:31:34,325
Hello, Pie in the Sky.

664
00:31:34,325 --> 00:31:36,895
Table 5 say
they´ll cook their own desserts.

665
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,965
Margaret, Roger Painter
from the garage for you.

666
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:43,565
Hello, Roger.

667
00:31:43,565 --> 00:31:45,865
If it´s about that VAT return,
it´ll be ready tomorrow.

668
00:31:45,865 --> 00:31:47,525
It´s not Roger, Margaret.

669
00:31:47,525 --> 00:31:50,695
Oh, it´s you, is it?

670
00:31:50,695 --> 00:31:52,365
Sneaky of me, I know,

671
00:31:52,365 --> 00:31:54,195
but I wanted to make sure
you spoke to me.

672
00:31:54,195 --> 00:31:55,925
Well, what makes you think
I wouldn´t speak to you?

673
00:31:55,925 --> 00:31:57,825
You weren´t very nice before.

674
00:31:57,825 --> 00:32:01,095
I wasn´t? Oh, I´m sorry.

675
00:32:01,095 --> 00:32:03,465
I know the restaurant´s full tonight,

676
00:32:03,465 --> 00:32:04,725
so I won´t keep you.

677
00:32:04,725 --> 00:32:06,765
I just wanted to know if you´re wearing

678
00:32:06,765 --> 00:32:08,695
that black dress, the low-cut one.

679
00:32:08,695 --> 00:32:10,765
Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.

680
00:32:10,765 --> 00:32:14,025
What else?

681
00:32:14,025 --> 00:32:15,665
Oh, nothing.

682
00:32:15,665 --> 00:32:19,965
I think, on these sticky nights,
it´s much more comfortable

683
00:32:19,965 --> 00:32:22,795
to wear as little as possible,
don´t you?

684
00:32:22,795 --> 00:32:24,565
Of course, I am wearing
these rather wonderful

685
00:32:24,565 --> 00:32:26,095
satin cami-knickers.

686
00:32:26,095 --> 00:32:31,825
They´re black, with very small,
very pink flowers on.

687
00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:34,595
They´ll be hanging
in my garden tomorrow.

688
00:32:34,595 --> 00:32:36,325
You can probably come and look at them,

689
00:32:36,325 --> 00:32:38,025
can´t you, you dirty little...?

690
00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:43,425
Poor bloke, couldn´t take it.

691
00:32:43,425 --> 00:32:44,825
- Yay!
- Whoa-oa!

692
00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:50,225
Well, you told me to keep him talking.

693
00:32:50,225 --> 00:32:55,695
Margaret, sometimes
you are beyond belief.

694
00:32:55,695 --> 00:33:00,225
Good.

695
00:33:05,195 --> 00:33:07,025
The call was from a pay phone
in Sommersby,

696
00:33:07,025 --> 00:33:09,495
one he hasn´t used before.

697
00:33:09,495 --> 00:33:11,695
I had Pinkney and Smith watching
the Laxton callbox all day.

698
00:33:11,695 --> 00:33:13,465
And?

699
00:33:13,465 --> 00:33:16,065
And Hugh Downing came out of
the Laxton House Hotel

700
00:33:16,065 --> 00:33:17,825
at 10:30 a.m. in his lorry.

701
00:33:17,825 --> 00:33:20,495
He didn´t use the pay phone,
but the odd thing is,

702
00:33:20,495 --> 00:33:21,995
instead of turning right,

703
00:33:21,995 --> 00:33:24,295
for Brayfield and the Purple Ploughman,

704
00:33:24,295 --> 00:33:26,925
he turned left and then
went up this farm track.

705
00:33:26,925 --> 00:33:28,595
Then what?

706
00:33:28,595 --> 00:33:32,325
Pinkney and Smith had to go
on a door-to-door in Barstock.

707
00:33:32,325 --> 00:33:34,095
It probably doesn´t mean anything.

708
00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:38,065
Hmm. Well, maybe I´ll find out tomorrow.

709
00:33:38,065 --> 00:33:41,795
And this is a hard cheese
made from ewe´s milk.

710
00:33:41,795 --> 00:33:44,995
Like the Italian cheese, pecorino.

711
00:33:44,995 --> 00:33:46,925
Right, but made in Norfolk.

712
00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:48,925
It´s great in soufflés,
this stuff, you know.

713
00:33:48,925 --> 00:33:51,025
And this is a soft goat´s
cheese from the Mendips.

714
00:33:51,025 --> 00:33:53,595
Goat´s cheese? No, not for me, thanks.

715
00:33:53,595 --> 00:33:54,895
Oh, come along, Nicola.

716
00:33:54,895 --> 00:33:57,025
You´ve got to know what
you´re serving to people.

717
00:33:57,025 --> 00:34:00,265
All right, Hugh, if you insist.

718
00:34:00,265 --> 00:34:02,025
No.

719
00:34:02,025 --> 00:34:04,565
Oh.

720
00:34:07,825 --> 00:34:09,465
Mmm, yeah, it´s quite nice, actually.

721
00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:11,795
You see? Anyway,
the most important thing is,

722
00:34:11,795 --> 00:34:13,895
never, never serve cheese
straight from the fridge.

723
00:34:13,895 --> 00:34:15,495
I hope you´re not suggesting

724
00:34:15,495 --> 00:34:17,295
that´s what happens
in this establishment.

725
00:34:17,295 --> 00:34:20,095
- Hello, Henry. How are you?
- I´m fine, Hugh, thanks.

726
00:34:20,095 --> 00:34:22,065
Could I come
on your round with you today?

727
00:34:22,065 --> 00:34:23,825
What, now? Today?

728
00:34:23,825 --> 00:34:28,365
Great, of course.
First stop, Marco´s Pizzeria.

729
00:34:28,365 --> 00:34:30,995
- Fine.
- See you.

730
00:34:30,995 --> 00:34:32,995
Bye.

731
00:34:32,995 --> 00:34:34,365
Right, one block of mild cheddar.

732
00:34:34,365 --> 00:34:36,025
One block of mild cheddar.

733
00:34:36,025 --> 00:34:39,895
And three bags of shredded mozzarella.

734
00:34:39,895 --> 00:34:41,695
And one,

735
00:34:41,695 --> 00:34:45,165
two, three bags of shredded mozzarella.

736
00:34:45,165 --> 00:34:46,565
- Yep.
- Enjoy.

737
00:34:46,565 --> 00:34:48,065
Thank you.

738
00:34:51,425 --> 00:34:53,365
Laxton House Hotel next.

739
00:34:53,365 --> 00:34:55,695
Then on to Brayfield for La Vie en Rose

740
00:34:55,695 --> 00:34:57,595
and the dreaded Purple Ploughman.

741
00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:59,995
Still glad you came?

742
00:34:59,995 --> 00:35:01,965
How´s Margaret?

743
00:35:01,965 --> 00:35:04,195
Fine, fine.

744
00:35:04,195 --> 00:35:07,195
I hear she´s been getting phone
calls from this weird bloke.

745
00:35:07,195 --> 00:35:08,925
Well...

746
00:35:08,925 --> 00:35:11,325
Terrible, isn´t it? It used to
be so quiet around here.

747
00:35:11,325 --> 00:35:12,825
Hello, darling.

748
00:35:12,825 --> 00:35:14,095
Hello, darling.

749
00:35:14,095 --> 00:35:16,395
You´re looking a bit stressed today.

750
00:35:16,395 --> 00:35:18,165
Doesn´t he look stressed, Henry?

751
00:35:18,165 --> 00:35:20,195
Hmm.

752
00:35:20,195 --> 00:35:21,865
Still, at least
you´ve got company today.

753
00:35:21,865 --> 00:35:24,425
That´s nice, isn´t it? Be good.

754
00:35:30,825 --> 00:35:32,095
Do you always turn right here?

755
00:35:32,095 --> 00:35:35,165
Yep. Next stop, Brayfield.

756
00:35:35,165 --> 00:35:37,925
You never turn left?

757
00:35:37,925 --> 00:35:39,965
Well, why would I, Henry?

758
00:35:39,965 --> 00:35:41,995
I don´t deliver to anyone that way.

759
00:35:41,995 --> 00:35:45,195
You turned left here yesterday.

760
00:35:45,195 --> 00:35:49,965
Henry, what´s going on, here?

761
00:35:49,965 --> 00:35:51,995
Well, you take me
to where you went yesterday,

762
00:35:51,995 --> 00:35:53,665
and I´ll tell you.

763
00:36:06,495 --> 00:36:08,165
I don´t believe it.

764
00:36:08,165 --> 00:36:09,825
I don´t want to believe it, Hugh.

765
00:36:09,825 --> 00:36:11,895
Creeping around, peering into...

766
00:36:11,895 --> 00:36:13,465
Look, let´s...

767
00:36:13,465 --> 00:36:15,795
There´s an easy way to deal with this.

768
00:36:15,795 --> 00:36:18,565
Look at these dates...
now, there must have been

769
00:36:18,565 --> 00:36:20,665
one of those evenings
when you were doing something...

770
00:36:20,665 --> 00:36:22,695
visiting Sarah, for example...

771
00:36:22,695 --> 00:36:25,825
that someone can verify.

772
00:36:25,825 --> 00:36:28,325
No, it´s no good. No alibis, I´m afraid.

773
00:36:28,325 --> 00:36:30,765
Oh, come on, Hugh.

774
00:36:30,765 --> 00:36:33,795
It´s no good, Henry.
I´m sorry, I can´t help you.

775
00:36:33,795 --> 00:36:38,525
All right, then, what are we doing here?

776
00:36:55,565 --> 00:36:58,095
Hello, gorgeous.

777
00:36:58,095 --> 00:37:03,165
Morning.

778
00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:11,395
Look, Henry, the thing
with Theresa, it´s over.

779
00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:14,725
Well, almost over.
I was finishing it, really.

780
00:37:17,165 --> 00:37:20,625
There you go. Hang on.

781
00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:28,425
- Hello, stranger.
- Hello, Claire.

782
00:37:28,425 --> 00:37:29,965
Don´t I get a kiss, then?

783
00:37:29,965 --> 00:37:31,725
Look, sorry, Claire.

784
00:37:31,725 --> 00:37:33,265
I can´t talk now, okay?

785
00:37:33,265 --> 00:37:34,765
I´ll try and call you later.

786
00:37:34,765 --> 00:37:36,165
I love it when you´re serious.

787
00:37:36,165 --> 00:37:38,425
No, please, Claire.

788
00:37:38,425 --> 00:37:39,925
Oh, dear.

789
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:42,595
Morning.

790
00:37:42,595 --> 00:37:45,495
And what lies in store for us

791
00:37:45,495 --> 00:37:47,525
at La Vie en Rose, I wonder?

792
00:37:47,525 --> 00:37:51,825
Well, actually, there´s this rather...

793
00:37:51,825 --> 00:37:55,865
There´s this chef called Lesley.

794
00:38:01,795 --> 00:38:05,665
Thursday the 23rd.

795
00:38:05,665 --> 00:38:09,665
Well, on Thursday evenings,
I go round to Bridget´s.

796
00:38:09,665 --> 00:38:10,995
Bridget´s?

797
00:38:10,995 --> 00:38:12,825
She works at the Deli in Barstock.

798
00:38:12,825 --> 00:38:14,395
I sell them a lot of French cheese.

799
00:38:14,395 --> 00:38:16,195
Bridget´s very interested in...

800
00:38:16,195 --> 00:38:18,425
French cheese?

801
00:38:18,425 --> 00:38:23,295
Yes, actually, she is.

802
00:38:23,295 --> 00:38:26,065
Monday the 4th.

803
00:38:26,065 --> 00:38:27,625
Well, Mondays are pretty hectic.

804
00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:29,495
Most restaurants are closed, you see.

805
00:38:29,495 --> 00:38:31,395
Aha.

806
00:38:31,395 --> 00:38:33,065
So I see Claire in the afternoon

807
00:38:33,065 --> 00:38:34,725
and then, well, it´s dinner with Sarah.

808
00:38:37,095 --> 00:38:40,525
And then I look in on Lesley.

809
00:38:40,525 --> 00:38:41,895
Sunday the 10th.

810
00:38:41,895 --> 00:38:44,265
Yes, well, Sunday afternoons
are Claire again,

811
00:38:44,265 --> 00:38:45,925
and then in the evening

812
00:38:45,925 --> 00:38:47,425
there´s a waitress at the Maid´s Head.

813
00:38:47,425 --> 00:38:49,095
This is awful, Henry.
What must you think?

814
00:38:49,095 --> 00:38:51,825
Well, what I´m thinking is,
at least you´re not

815
00:38:51,825 --> 00:38:53,865
prowling around, stealing
underclothes off washing lines.

816
00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:56,865
For one thing, you haven´t
got time, really, have you?

817
00:38:56,865 --> 00:38:58,895
But I love Sarah.

818
00:38:58,895 --> 00:39:02,195
She´s absolutely the only one
I really want,

819
00:39:02,195 --> 00:39:03,865
but it´s so difficult to...

820
00:39:03,865 --> 00:39:07,925
I can´t seem to...

821
00:39:07,925 --> 00:39:10,195
Whereas, with the others,
I don´t know, it´s easier.

822
00:39:10,195 --> 00:39:13,565
It doesn´t seem to matter,
it´s just a sort of game.

823
00:39:15,765 --> 00:39:17,965
I´ll have to come clean
with Sarah, won´t I?

824
00:39:20,565 --> 00:39:22,295
Yes, of course I will.

825
00:39:22,295 --> 00:39:25,125
Well, that´s the end of that, then.

826
00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:27,425
I´m sorry about all this, Henry.

827
00:39:27,425 --> 00:39:29,865
Don´t apologize to me, Hugh.

828
00:39:29,865 --> 00:39:31,895
My only concern is
whether you´ve broken the law.

829
00:39:31,895 --> 00:39:35,295
I have absolutely
no jurisdiction whatsoever

830
00:39:35,295 --> 00:39:37,225
over your private life.

831
00:39:37,225 --> 00:39:39,195
Thank God.

832
00:39:48,095 --> 00:39:51,325
A witness coming out of the pub

833
00:39:51,325 --> 00:39:53,325
saw the lads spraying the lorry.

834
00:39:53,325 --> 00:39:56,395
Turns out they worked
at Marco´s Pizzeria,

835
00:39:56,395 --> 00:39:58,465
where they´d heard a rumor
about Hugh Downing

836
00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:01,325
from a mate of theirs who worked
at a bistro at La Vie en Rose...

837
00:40:01,325 --> 00:40:03,795
All right, Crabbe,

838
00:40:03,795 --> 00:40:06,425
no need to run through
the entire Good Food Guide.

839
00:40:06,425 --> 00:40:10,665
Who had heard it from
the owner´s wife, who admitted,

840
00:40:10,665 --> 00:40:14,895
under close questioning from
Detective Sergeant Cambridge,

841
00:40:14,895 --> 00:40:17,625
that she had heard it
from a close personal friend

842
00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:19,325
of hers, namely...

843
00:40:19,325 --> 00:40:24,065
Get on with it, Crabbe.

844
00:40:26,895 --> 00:40:29,225
Mrs. Judith Ingleby.

845
00:40:29,225 --> 00:40:33,025
I can only assume Assistant
Chief Constable Ingleby

846
00:40:33,025 --> 00:40:36,495
told his wife we were
interviewing Hugh Downing, sir.

847
00:40:36,495 --> 00:40:40,925
I see. Well.

848
00:40:40,925 --> 00:40:43,395
Yes, and, in view
of the source of the leak,

849
00:40:43,395 --> 00:40:47,265
I told Mr. Downing
he had probable grounds

850
00:40:47,265 --> 00:40:49,325
for launching an official complaint.

851
00:40:49,325 --> 00:40:55,095
Yes, indeed. Better leave this with me.

852
00:40:55,095 --> 00:40:56,595
So all the time we were together,

853
00:40:56,595 --> 00:40:58,095
you were sneaking off and seeing her.

854
00:40:58,095 --> 00:40:59,595
Well, not exactly.

855
00:40:59,595 --> 00:41:01,095
Well, it certainly looks that way.

856
00:41:01,095 --> 00:41:02,595
Well, it wasn´t quite that way.

857
00:41:02,595 --> 00:41:04,825
- This is so embarrassing.
- We need to talk.

858
00:41:04,825 --> 00:41:06,495
What, is she going to
turn up and join us?

859
00:41:06,495 --> 00:41:08,525
Look, you liked it here
before, didn´t you?

860
00:41:08,525 --> 00:41:10,495
Yes. It´s always good, isn´t it?

861
00:41:10,495 --> 00:41:13,165
You´d be happy with just
a takeaway, wouldn´t you?

862
00:41:13,165 --> 00:41:14,725
I know, I know.
For heaven´s sake, lighten up.

863
00:41:14,725 --> 00:41:17,425
What was all that about?

864
00:41:17,425 --> 00:41:20,525
Well, he left her, for another woman.

865
00:41:20,525 --> 00:41:21,865
Yeah...

866
00:41:21,865 --> 00:41:23,365
Then she met the other woman

867
00:41:23,365 --> 00:41:25,825
and they got on so well together
that she´s moving in with her.

868
00:41:25,825 --> 00:41:27,525
Good God.

869
00:41:27,525 --> 00:41:29,195
Oh, yeah, people talk about anything

870
00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:30,695
in front of waiters, you know.

871
00:41:30,695 --> 00:41:32,825
We´re nonpeople, until they want
another drink, that is.

872
00:41:39,325 --> 00:41:41,895
I thought there must be some connection

873
00:41:41,895 --> 00:41:43,425
between all those restaurants,

874
00:41:43,425 --> 00:41:45,565
apart from Hugh
and his cheese deliveries.

875
00:41:45,565 --> 00:41:47,965
And then it occurred to me...
waiters and waitresses.

876
00:41:47,965 --> 00:41:49,595
I mean, you remember

877
00:41:49,595 --> 00:41:52,265
all those personal details
the caller knew about?

878
00:41:52,265 --> 00:41:54,325
Well, waiters and waitresses
hear the lot

879
00:41:54,325 --> 00:41:56,525
and nobody gives it a second thought.

880
00:41:56,525 --> 00:42:00,125
Well, the day you
and Margaret had lunch here...

881
00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:03,125
Thank you.

882
00:42:03,125 --> 00:42:06,225
Mark Weston was waiting on table.

883
00:42:06,225 --> 00:42:08,995
That´s right, and he was there

884
00:42:08,995 --> 00:42:10,725
when Margaret talked
about her new client.

885
00:42:10,725 --> 00:42:12,365
Now, until that moment,

886
00:42:12,365 --> 00:42:14,525
she hadn´t mentioned it
to anyone, not even to me.

887
00:42:14,525 --> 00:42:18,465
So, Mark Weston. Can I talk to him?

888
00:42:18,465 --> 00:42:20,925
I´m afraid not. He was temporary.

889
00:42:20,925 --> 00:42:22,595
When we´re short-handed,

890
00:42:22,595 --> 00:42:24,265
I get emergency staff from Scullions.

891
00:42:24,265 --> 00:42:25,595
"Scullions"?

892
00:42:25,595 --> 00:42:28,465
It´s a catering-staff
agency in Barstock.

893
00:42:28,465 --> 00:42:30,725
I was about to call them, actually.

894
00:42:30,725 --> 00:42:34,125
We´ve just lost a waitress
at short notice.

895
00:42:37,065 --> 00:42:38,795
Are you all right?

896
00:42:40,795 --> 00:42:43,495
Yes, I´m fine.

897
00:42:43,495 --> 00:42:45,865
Have you... heard from Hugh?

898
00:42:45,865 --> 00:42:49,295
Not since...

899
00:42:49,295 --> 00:42:52,925
He´s thinking of moving
to the West Country.

900
00:42:52,925 --> 00:42:56,825
Wants to make cheese, not just sell it.

901
00:42:56,825 --> 00:42:58,625
Poor Hugh.

902
00:42:58,625 --> 00:43:00,865
"Poor Hugh"?

903
00:43:00,865 --> 00:43:03,995
He was a sitting duck, wasn´t he?

904
00:43:03,995 --> 00:43:06,065
Just couldn´t say no.

905
00:43:06,065 --> 00:43:07,565
Except when he should´ve said yes.

906
00:43:07,565 --> 00:43:11,365
Mark Weston.

907
00:43:11,365 --> 00:43:13,125
He´s been on the agency´s books
for about a year.

908
00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:14,465
Good night, Mr. Crabbe.

909
00:43:14,465 --> 00:43:16,425
- Good night, Nicola.
- See you.

910
00:43:16,425 --> 00:43:18,965
Good night, Steve. Safe home.

911
00:43:18,965 --> 00:43:21,665
He´s experienced, he´s efficient,

912
00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:23,165
he´s been offered permanent jobs,

913
00:43:23,165 --> 00:43:25,065
but he prefers to move around...

914
00:43:25,065 --> 00:43:27,125
not many friends, it seems.

915
00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:29,665
Oh, don´t tell me...
he´s a bit of a loner.

916
00:43:29,665 --> 00:43:34,665
Exactly. You want to know
where he´s worked recently?

917
00:43:34,665 --> 00:43:36,165
Laxton House Hotel,

918
00:43:36,165 --> 00:43:38,765
the Maid´s Head, La Vie en Rose,
Buggles Wine Bar,

919
00:43:38,765 --> 00:43:40,795
and Marco´s Pizzeria.

920
00:43:40,795 --> 00:43:42,295
My, what a breathtaking CV.

921
00:43:42,295 --> 00:43:43,965
I had to go to all of them

922
00:43:43,965 --> 00:43:45,265
to find out where he lives.

923
00:43:45,265 --> 00:43:47,225
He changes addresses
as often as he changes jobs.

924
00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:49,195
Where´s he living now?

925
00:43:49,195 --> 00:43:52,925
Here, in Middleton, a BandB in East Road.

926
00:44:11,265 --> 00:44:12,565
Yes?

927
00:44:12,565 --> 00:44:15,395
Detective Sergeant
Cambridge, Barstock CID.

928
00:44:15,395 --> 00:44:17,025
We´re looking for Mark Weston.

929
00:44:17,025 --> 00:44:18,825
He´s out.

930
00:44:18,825 --> 00:44:21,165
We´d like to look at his room,
if that´s all right.

931
00:44:24,795 --> 00:44:26,125
Margaret.

932
00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:27,965
Hi, John. Good night?

933
00:44:27,965 --> 00:44:30,895
Not bad. I´ve bagged up
your swag for you.

934
00:44:30,895 --> 00:44:32,665
How about you?

935
00:44:32,665 --> 00:44:35,095
Well, okay, if you´re
keen on the Retail Price Index.

936
00:44:35,095 --> 00:44:36,465
Oh, yes.

937
00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:37,765
Where´s Henry?

938
00:44:37,765 --> 00:44:39,625
He´s gone off sleuthing with Cambridge.

939
00:44:39,625 --> 00:44:41,665
The people of Middleton will sleep safe

940
00:44:41,665 --> 00:44:42,795
in their beds tonight, then.

941
00:44:42,795 --> 00:44:44,695
Indeed. You´ll lock up, will you?

942
00:44:44,695 --> 00:44:45,795
Mm-hmm. Later.

943
00:44:45,795 --> 00:44:47,225
Night-night.

944
00:44:47,225 --> 00:44:50,325
What´s he supposed to have done, then?

945
00:44:50,325 --> 00:44:52,295
We´re just making inquiries
at this stage, madam.

946
00:44:59,195 --> 00:45:01,065
Phone book.

947
00:45:03,395 --> 00:45:04,825
Claire Bicknall.

948
00:45:07,265 --> 00:45:09,865
Judith Ingleby.

949
00:45:09,865 --> 00:45:12,425
Sir.

950
00:45:18,025 --> 00:45:19,525
Here, there´s a pair of mine in there!

951
00:45:23,495 --> 00:45:25,365
Margaret Crabbe.

952
00:45:25,365 --> 00:45:28,065
I´ll tell you what,
he can´t have gone very far...

953
00:45:28,065 --> 00:45:29,295
his car´s still parked outside.

954
00:45:29,295 --> 00:45:32,465
Pie in the Sky.

955
00:46:14,825 --> 00:46:17,265
Aaah!

956
00:46:29,865 --> 00:46:31,325
No!

957
00:46:31,325 --> 00:46:33,295
Take that off.

958
00:46:37,025 --> 00:46:39,765
You pathetic little...

959
00:46:51,565 --> 00:46:53,095
Keep her away from me.

960
00:46:53,095 --> 00:46:54,665
Margaret! Are you all right?

961
00:46:54,665 --> 00:46:58,195
Never better, thank you.

962
00:47:01,425 --> 00:47:03,965
Well, Freddy, I don´t know what you said

963
00:47:03,965 --> 00:47:06,425
to Clive Ingleby,
but he´s been as good as gold.

964
00:47:06,425 --> 00:47:08,965
You can keep DS Cambridge,
for the time being.

965
00:47:08,965 --> 00:47:11,065
Oh, Crabbe´s in his good books as well.

966
00:47:11,065 --> 00:47:14,025
Wasn´t Crabbe pushing for

967
00:47:14,025 --> 00:47:15,825
early retirement last year?

968
00:47:15,825 --> 00:47:17,565
Ingleby said he thought he might be able

969
00:47:17,565 --> 00:47:19,525
to swing something
without any loss of pension.

970
00:47:19,525 --> 00:47:21,765
Retirement? Oh, God, no.

971
00:47:21,765 --> 00:47:22,995
Last thing Crabbe wants.

972
00:47:22,995 --> 00:47:24,695
Fine, fine.

973
00:47:26,725 --> 00:47:30,125
Mike, in the unlikely event that
you should bump into Crabbe,

974
00:47:30,125 --> 00:47:32,795
don´t mention the retirement
thing, all right?

975
00:47:32,795 --> 00:47:36,825
Fine by me. This is excellent.

976
00:47:36,825 --> 00:47:40,625
Shall we have the Stilton
and whatsit, Sauternes, again?

977
00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:42,565
Ah.

978
00:48:23,925 --> 00:48:25,265
Hello, Hugh.

979
00:48:40,346 --> 00:48:45,956
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