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What is the responsibility
of those with power?
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Do they merely have an obligation
to refrain from the misuse of that power?
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Or do they have a duty
to protect those without it?
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Two rhetorical questions.
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The defendant used
their limitless resources,
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political and monetary, for financial gain
at the expense of public safety,
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- causing the deaths of innocent people.
- It's so wordy.
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They did this because they believed
they would not be held accountable.
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That their power shielded them
from very real consequences.
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But today, you, the jury,
can prove that's not the case.
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More smiles.
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Show them that they will
be held accountable,
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because those with the most power
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have the most to answer for.
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And you win the case.
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And you are not helpful here at all.
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This is gonna land better coming from me.
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Plenty of time to switch
things up and let me do the closing.
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Dennis, you don't know but I will kill you
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and Jen won't prosecute.
So I will get away with it.
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It's a conflict of interest.
I don't condone murder. Bye, Dennis.
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You're gonna listen to a paralegal
over a lawyer?
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Yeah.
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- This is unprofessional.
- That was so good.
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- It was so good.
- Seriously?
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How you used the weight of civic duty
during your closing argument?
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I almost cried during parts of it.
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Now top it off
with a savage Jen Walters look.
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What? I don't have a savage
Jen Walters look.
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There it is.
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- That was perfect.
- Okay. Really?
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- Do you think so?
-Yes. Come on.
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It's amazing. It's so great.
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Jen, there is a reason why you were
handpicked to go against GLK and H, okay?
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The leveling up is happening.
This is good.
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My little genius is gonna be
a district attorney one day.
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Ah, maybe one day,
but right now I just need to
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- stick the landing on this case.
- You will.
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And if it doesn't go our way,
you can just Hulk out?
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Blow everyone's minds?
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Well, the only Hulking out I'm gonna do
is in the legal sense.
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Oh, no, Jen.
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- No?
- No, that's not funny, Jen.
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- I only tell it to you.
- Yeah.
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- One sec.
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Yeah, about that. Um, it's true.
I am a Hulk.
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Uh, and I'm guessing you won't be able to
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focus on this fun lawyer show
until you know all about that.
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So, let me get you up to speed.
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A few months ago, I went on a road trip
with my cousin Bruce.
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Yeah, and it worked.
I mean, my arm started to heal.
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- No one thought it was...
- Yes, that Bruce.
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It's all because I made this little device
which keeps me in human form.
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That was the longest answer to
"what've you been up to" I've ever heard.
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- Well, you asked me, so I answered.
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What's up with this?
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- Cheetos and chopsticks?
- Yes.
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So you don't get Cheetos fingers.
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- My God. That's really smart.
- You're not the only genius in the family.
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No, there's also Ched.
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Okay. So, back to what
I was saying before, my theory.
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- Oh, God.
- Um,
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Steve Rogers did not have a girlfriend
before he went into the service.
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- Says who?
- The History Channel.
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So, he becomes Captain America.
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And from that moment on,
a symbol of America,
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he is rushed to the frontlines,
he becomes a war hero.
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- Then he is frozen in ice.
- Right.
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So, based on everything
you've told me,
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after he gets unfrozen,
he goes from world-threatening disaster
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to world-threatening disaster.
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That's when he's not
a fugitive from the law, right?
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So it seems like
he was pretty, pretty busy.
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All you're doing is repeating everything
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that I've told you about
my friend and colleague.
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- Obviously, Captain America was a virgin.
- Look out!
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Bruce.
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- Bruce.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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No, Jen. Jen, I'm bleeding.
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The inhibitor.
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Jen, get away from me. I'm bleeding.
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- Get away.
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- Ooh!
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Girl, what happened to you?
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Who did this to you?
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Are you okay?
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No judgments. Whoever did this
to you does not care about you.
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You do not need him. Or her. Or them.
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You need shoes. This is a public bathroom.
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Right. I got some here.
Take these. Right there.
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Put this on.
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Oh, thank you.
But I just need to get cleaned up.
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No need to put makeup on me.
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- Yes, you do.
- Do you have anywhere to go?
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I have to call my cousin to get me.
Can I borrow somebody's phone?
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Here. Sure. Here you go.
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- All right, we're out.
- Ladies' night was a bust.
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- Take care, guys.
- Where we goin', fellas?
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- I don't know. He has the keys.
- Hey.
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What's up?
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- How you doin'?
- Fine. Thank you.
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You with anyone?
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- I'm waiting for my ride.
- What's your name?
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- I think my boyfriend's coming.
- Oh, come on. Where you going?
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Let us keep you company.
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Hey, we're just being friendly.
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- Yeah. Where you going?
- So what? You too good to talk to us?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Good morning.
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Sorry. I thought I'd get
a little work done.
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You're Hulk again.
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Smart Hulk.
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- Wow.
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Yeah. I didn't come up with it.
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You never have a choice
with these names.
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- Where are we?
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Mexico.
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Don't worry. I talked to your parents.
They know we're okay.
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This is where I spent
The Blip fixing myself
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and integrating
the Hulk-Banner identities.
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In this tiny beach house lab.
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Yeah. Tony built it for me
a few years ago.
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- Tony Stark.
- Oh, right, right, right.
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He used to joke that it was a loaner,
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and that one day he'd just
swing by and take it back.
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You okay?
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Wait.
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- Did we hit a spaceship?
- Yeah.
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Sakaaran Class-Eight courier craft.
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Probably trying to deliver a message.
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I gotta get to the bottom of that.
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You know, weird stuff just kinda
finds you when you're a Hulk.
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But first, we gotta deal with you.
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Me? What happened to me?
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I changed.
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Look.
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I'm sorry.
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I tried to warn you.
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My blood got into your system,
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and after the wreck,
you got a lethal dose of gamma radiation.
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Lethal?
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As in I'm gonna die?
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No, there is more to it
that I'm going to explain.
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That is not the sentence
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- to take a pause on, Bruce!
- Okay.
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Look. Look.
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You and I, we share a rare
combination of genetic factors
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that allow us to synthesize
gamma radiation
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into somethin' else.
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So I turn into a Hulk now, too.
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I've been analyzing your blood.
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And the way it synthesized gamma,
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I was able to use it
to completely heal my arm.
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Oh.
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Because I'm better than you?
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Mmm. It's basically different.
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In a better way.
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In conclusion, my arm is healed
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and now I'm able to be
my fully integrated self again.
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Smug Hulk.
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Smart Hulk.
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Well, it's pretty smug
to call yourself smart.
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I didn't come up with it.
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You use it. Implied endorsement.
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Don't lawyer me.
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So, now that I've actually
analyzed your blood samples...
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It's a bit dramatic.
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It's way too dangerous
to get out in the world,
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even if there's only a millionth percent
chance that it makes another one of us.
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Okay. You've analyzed everything.
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Now fix me. Get me back to normal.
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Jen, this is not goin' away.
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What do you mean?
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Give me that little device thing
that you had that kept you as Bruce.
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That device was a prototype.
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- It was calibrated to me...
- Great. Make me one.
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For me. Calibrate it to me.
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- I can't do it, Jen.
- Yes, you can.
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Jen, I have been struggling
with this for years.
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The best that I could do
was merge my two halves.
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Give it time in the lab,
we could possibly do the same for you.
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No. No. I don't want to be a Hulk.
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God. I just got my own office.
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- This is it.
- I have business cards.
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There is no goin' back
to what you were before.
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Oh, what?
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Jen, what is it? What do you need?
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I need...
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You feeling better?
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Listen...
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I know this is hard to hear,
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but you're gonna have to change
the way you live your life now.
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Avoid stressful situations,
stay away from people and...
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I can't stay away from people.
How am I supposed to work?
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You can't go back to your job.
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You stay here until you figure out
how to control your Hulk self.
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Well, how long is that gonna take?
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This is a multi-year journey
you're about to embark on,
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on coming to terms with being the Hulk.
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I traced all of my steps
through my evolution.
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I never thought that it would end up
being a syllabus, but here we are.
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Now, with my help, hopefully,
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your progress will go
a little bit faster than mine.
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You said "multi-year"?
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About 15 years, give or take.
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Fifteen years?
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Our top priority is to control
when you turn.
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I thought the point was to prevent me
from turning into a Hulk.
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These transformations are triggered
by distressed emotional states
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so we need to know the exact
threshold that causes it for you.
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Ooh! Put on a Pixar movie.
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When Bing Bong jumps out
of the wagon in Inside Out.
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Bing Bong. No. No.
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Stop.
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I need to focus.
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The triggers are anger and fear.
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Those are, like, the baseline
of any woman just existing.
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All right. Let's try this.
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Bruce.
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It kinda feels like if I don't transform,
I'm gonna die.
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Do you have a plan B for that?
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-No.
- No?
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Ha-ha. Not funny, Bruce.
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What, you're just gonna kill me?
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- Put the helmet on! We need the data!
- This isn't gonna work!
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What do you normally use
this chamber for, you psychopath?
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Yes! Yes. Yes.
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No. No.
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- No, no, no.
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No.
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No. No. No.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Easy, girl. Easy.
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Easy.
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Why are you talking to me
like I'm a stray horse?
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Jen?
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Yeah?
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Wait. You're still Jen right now?
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Yeah.
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And I'm conscious.
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This is incredible.
You don't have an alter ego.
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You're the only one in there?
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As far as I can tell.
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This is huge, Jen.
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I think I'm jealous.
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Is that what I'm feeling? I'm feeling...
252
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,833
You don't have
another guy to wrestle with for 10 years.
253
00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:07,833
Cool.
254
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:09,708
Bruh.
255
00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:14,125
You know, that's about a million dollars'
worth of damage back there, by the way.
256
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:18,750
You really don't feel like there's
another hand on the wheel at all?
257
00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:21,833
No.
258
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:23,583
It's just me.
259
00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:27,458
The first time, it was so intense I could
barely remember what was happening,
260
00:15:27,541 --> 00:15:31,166
but now it's like it settled in.
261
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,958
Hmm. Well,
262
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:37,583
I guess we can just skip all that, then.
263
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:41,000
Yeah, kinda seems like I'm done here.
264
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,041
Not so fast.
265
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:47,125
You still can't control
when you transform.
266
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,833
Okay, so how do I turn back into Jen?
267
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,250
How did you do it?
268
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:54,833
Usually, I fall out of a jet
or I get knocked out by a robot,
269
00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:56,125
and I'd wake up as Banner.
270
00:15:56,208 --> 00:16:00,250
Or Natasha, for a little while,
would tell me a lullaby.
271
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,333
Walk me through how that worked, again.
272
00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:04,875
I don't have a great explanation for it.
273
00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:08,250
Okay, it seems like the common thread,
though, is being unconscious.
274
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:09,416
Not necessarily.
275
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,250
One time, I was stuck
as the other guy for over two years.
276
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:14,791
That was in outer space.
277
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:18,458
- No, I can't stay like this for two years.
- I said "one time."
278
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:20,250
Whoa.
279
00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:23,375
You have so much more
to learn about being a Hulk.
280
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:27,458
I don't think you have thought through
how dangerous this level of power is.
281
00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:30,041
Do you know the damage you can cause?
282
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:34,375
I mean, one mistake,
one freak-out is literally life or death.
283
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:36,125
Okay, I'll be careful.
284
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:38,291
You can't be emotional.
285
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,083
Forget Hulk rage.
286
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:44,083
Just regular anger means
death and destruction for everything
287
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:45,250
and everyone around you.
288
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:48,791
And I'm telling you, when people start
seeing you as a monster,
289
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,333
that never goes away.
290
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:52,750
Fine.
291
00:16:53,541 --> 00:16:57,041
Teach me how to Hulk, please.
292
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,583
Dialectical behavioral therapy.
293
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:04,375
It allows us to hold two
opposing truths at the same time.
294
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:08,166
First, we're gonna practice some
mindfulness with a few yoga techniques.
295
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:11,291
I never thought you'd be into
all this mind-body-spirit stuff.
296
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:16,333
Dialectical behavioral therapy
is an evidence-based psychotherapy.
297
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:18,250
It's clinical, not spiritual.
298
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:21,750
Let your thoughts
drift away, relax your neck,
299
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,458
bend your knees if that's comfortable,
300
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:24,541
hold in your farts.
301
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,125
Namaste, all day.
302
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,625
It's more about presence.
303
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,291
About accepting the situation you're in.
304
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,916
Oh, I thought it was about
getting my butt tight as hell.
305
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:34,291
Up top.
306
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,416
Gross, Jen. I'm your cousin.
307
00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:36,708
Close your eyes and breathe.
308
00:17:36,791 --> 00:17:37,791
Wow.
309
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,916
I can see that you're not ready for DBT,
310
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,208
so why don't you get some rest,
and we'll change tactics in the morning?
311
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:54,625
Wow.
312
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,583
Jesus. What the hell, man?
313
00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:58,916
Still in control?
No overwhelming feelings of rage?
314
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,166
No, a normal amount of rage!
315
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,500
You do revert back to Jen form
when you sleep.
316
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,125
Was the airhorn really necessary?
317
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:07,291
For comedy, absolutely.
318
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:10,375
So, you're gonna need
to reinforce all your furniture.
319
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:14,666
Don't even think about moving to a place
with less than ten-foot ceilings.
320
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:16,250
Trust me.
321
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:25,833
You're gonna need two wardrobes,
one for Jen and one for your Hulk body.
322
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:27,625
Who's your best friend?
323
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:29,291
- Nikki.
324
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,375
Spandex.
325
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,625
Spandex is your best friend.
326
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:35,750
Boulder toss. Just gonna toss a boulder.
It's not a big deal.
327
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:40,625
- Me?
- Yeah, just grab a little boulder,
328
00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:42,708
- and take it easy on this first one.
329
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,541
Yes!
330
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:48,625
Yeah, yeah.
331
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,750
Hi-yah!
332
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,750
- Very good.
- Just trying to show ya how it's done.
333
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,083
- Well, I'm shown.
- Yeah?
334
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:05,541
Men! Men!
335
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:08,625
Being a Hulk asks for balance.
336
00:19:15,541 --> 00:19:17,750
- Ground pound!
337
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000
It's easy.
338
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:28,958
Little punk.
339
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,416
Dick move.
340
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,500
Completely.
341
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,583
So, I'm clearly nailing it
at all of these things,
342
00:19:36,666 --> 00:19:38,916
when am I ever going
to use this as a lawyer?
343
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,791
Jen, when you have powers like this,
it's like putting a target on your back
344
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,416
- and all the people you care about.
345
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,708
Cool. Yet another way my life is ruined.
346
00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:48,375
- Thanks, Bruce.
- All right.
347
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:51,708
All I've been doin' is showin' you
the downsides of being a Hulk,
348
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,458
but there are a few upsides.
349
00:19:56,291 --> 00:20:00,333
Our bodies metabolize alcohol
at an incredibly fast rate.
350
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:06,166
Which means that we can drink
so much and not get drunk.
351
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,458
All buzz, no barf.
352
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:12,541
That's good.
353
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:23,708
- You built this bar by hand?
- Oh, yeah.
354
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,583
- That's impressive.
- Yeah, me and Tony.
355
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:31,083
Well, Tony mostly drank, just sat around,
like, complaining about Steve.
356
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:32,916
Oh, Steve.
357
00:20:34,541 --> 00:20:36,500
It was a good time during a hard time.
358
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,875
To a good time during a hard time.
359
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,458
- Drink to that.
360
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:57,250
Bruce, you failed to mention that
361
00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:59,291
I'd have to deal
with a Hulk-sized hangover.
362
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:02,291
Ah, I'll have to put it in the binder.
363
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:04,541
- Ow!
364
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,625
I'll see you out there.
365
00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:15,708
Hear the waves breaking.
366
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,750
Feel the breaths. No judgment.
367
00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:28,875
So, when do you think I can leave here?
368
00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:31,333
Let's just focus on each day
as they come, Jen.
369
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,958
- I mean,
370
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,708
I legitimately do have
a life to get back to.
371
00:21:35,791 --> 00:21:37,708
I know I've been
pushing you through a lot,
372
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:41,166
but being a superhero is a trial by fire.
373
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:44,000
Bruce, I'm not gonna be a superhero.
374
00:21:45,666 --> 00:21:47,583
What else ya gonna do as a Hulk?
375
00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:51,708
Return to my career that
I have spent years building,
376
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:55,791
use my law degree that I'm still
paying off a fortune in student loans for.
377
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:57,250
It's not one or the other, Jen.
378
00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:01,500
I am trying to show you that we can live
between what we want and what is.
379
00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:05,208
But we can't pretend like we aren't
two of the few people on Earth
380
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,750
that can actually protect her.
381
00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:11,000
Which is why we have to make sure
of your ability to tolerate the stress
382
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:14,791
and regulate your emotions,
especially your anger.
383
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,875
Here's the thing, Bruce.
I'm great at controlling my anger.
384
00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:19,583
- Hmm.
- I do it all the time.
385
00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:22,875
When I'm catcalled
in the street,
386
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:27,458
when incompetent men explain
my own area of expertise to me.
387
00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:30,750
I do it pretty much every day
because if I don't,
388
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:37,000
I will get called emotional, or difficult,
or might just literally get murdered.
389
00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:42,875
So I'm an expert at controlling my anger
because I do it infinitely more than you.
390
00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:47,500
So all of this just feels like
projecting a lot of shit onto me.
391
00:22:48,666 --> 00:22:49,708
See?
392
00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:51,666
No. I'm doing this.
393
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:54,291
Okay, this is completely new territory.
394
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:58,375
I guess I've outgrown your binder, cuz.
395
00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:00,500
Love you, Bruce, but I'm going home.
396
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,125
All right.
397
00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:03,916
Jen, why are you runnin' away?
398
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,500
- Jen.
-I'm gonna borrow the Jeep,
399
00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:09,083
take it back to LA,
and you can pick it up at my place.
400
00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:10,166
Jen, stop.
401
00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:11,916
Just stop and think it
through for a minute.
402
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,333
This is all I've been
thinking about, Bruce.
403
00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:18,291
I did your dialectical behavior therapy,
I can change back and forth,
404
00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:21,041
and I'm happy to now get back to my life.
405
00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:22,625
I know you didn't ask for this,
406
00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:26,166
but whether you like it or not,
you're now a superhero.
407
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:29,791
And who's gonna protect the world
if it isn't people like us?
408
00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:31,333
Are you quoting a comic right now?
409
00:23:32,416 --> 00:23:36,416
I'm sorry. The idea of being a superhero
is not appealing to me.
410
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,500
I'm not you.
411
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,625
And I'm not gonna become you.
412
00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:43,166
I don't need to join some secret
government contractor squad
413
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:45,958
and have my entire life
taken away from me.
414
00:23:46,041 --> 00:23:48,875
- My life wasn't taken away.
- Really?
415
00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:52,541
Oh, so you didn't wind up alone,
hiding away on some remote beach
416
00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:56,333
with no friends, no relationships,
never seeing your family,
417
00:23:56,416 --> 00:23:59,583
and definitely not dealing
with a decade's worth of trauma?
418
00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:01,791
Why would you want that for me, Bruce?
419
00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:03,875
You're a cautionary tale.
420
00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:06,500
That's the price you have to pay
for keeping the world safe.
421
00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:09,166
It's not wrong that
I am choosing to help people
422
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:11,333
in the way that I've always wanted to.
423
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:15,291
I spent a lifetime running
from this aspect of myself.
424
00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:18,833
Denying half of your being
is no way to live, trust me.
425
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:19,916
- Goodbye.
- Okay.
426
00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:23,875
- What do you think you're doing?
- I'm asking you to reconsider.
427
00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:26,791
Done. Yes, I've reconsidered.
I'm still leaving.
428
00:24:26,875 --> 00:24:28,208
- Jen, don't you dare.
429
00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:31,250
I'm serious.
430
00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:32,666
You're not the only one!
431
00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:35,541
What, you think you can just say
mean things and take off?
432
00:24:35,625 --> 00:24:37,250
-Yes!
433
00:24:39,833 --> 00:24:41,625
Jen!
434
00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:48,458
Bruce?
435
00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:55,750
Dick move.
436
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:57,708
I learned it from you.
437
00:24:57,791 --> 00:25:03,083
See, Jen, you're doing the best you can,
and you can do better.
438
00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:07,125
Enough dialectical behavioral bullshit!
439
00:25:27,583 --> 00:25:30,791
For the record,
I really didn't wanna do this.
440
00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:38,000
Okay, I wanted to do it a little.
441
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:43,625
Why wouldn't you listen to someone
who's been through all of this before?
442
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,333
Because we're different people!
443
00:25:45,416 --> 00:25:47,416
- Lunkhead!
- Dummy!
444
00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:51,708
That's all you got?
445
00:25:52,625 --> 00:25:53,958
- Ah!
446
00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:46,541
Uh-oh.
447
00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:50,666
My bar!
448
00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:52,625
- Sorry.
449
00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:54,833
You're fixing it.
450
00:26:59,583 --> 00:27:03,166
So, if you wanna go back
to your life as a lawyer, I respect that.
451
00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:04,791
Thanks.
452
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,375
He doesn't mean that.
453
00:27:19,125 --> 00:27:20,708
- Mmm.
- Mmm-hmm.
454
00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:24,833
Hmm? Mmm.
455
00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:28,333
- Oh.
456
00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:31,083
Just so you know, I'm the only
other person in the world
457
00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:32,750
that knows what you're going through.
458
00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:33,833
I know.
459
00:27:34,958 --> 00:27:38,750
- So, call me anytime.
- Thank you, Bruce. Thanks for everything.
460
00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:40,083
Aw!
461
00:27:41,041 --> 00:27:43,916
And I'm sorry that I said a bunch
of harsh but very true things.
462
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,250
Wow, an apology that still doubles down
on a thing you're apologizing for.
463
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,541
That's very lawyerly.
464
00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:52,083
Yeah, I'm a much better lawyer
than I am a Hulk.
465
00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:53,958
Mmm. Now who's smug?
466
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:56,625
Look.
467
00:27:57,125 --> 00:27:58,166
You change your mind,
468
00:27:58,791 --> 00:28:00,000
door never closes.
469
00:28:00,125 --> 00:28:01,125
Thanks.
470
00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:02,583
See you at the next family dinner.
471
00:28:02,666 --> 00:28:04,125
- See ya, fuzzball.
472
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,291
So that's how it all happened.
473
00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:14,416
And no crazy Hulk stuff since.
474
00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:19,291
So, now my family knows,
and Nikki knows, and you know.
475
00:28:19,375 --> 00:28:22,083
Basically, I was right,
and Bruce was wrong,
476
00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:24,375
and I never have to be a Hulk.
477
00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:27,791
Okay. So, now I'm gonna go win this case.
478
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:29,750
Lawyer show.
479
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:34,416
I ask you to look
only at the facts of this case.
480
00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:39,291
You'll see that my client
was well within his right
481
00:28:39,375 --> 00:28:42,083
to protect his business interest.
482
00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:47,791
These accidental deaths
were an unfortunate byproduct
483
00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,500
of an ambitious expansion plan.
484
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:52,500
Did my client know
lives would be endangered?
485
00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:57,083
That is debatable and depends
on your definition of knowing.
486
00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:59,875
- Don't screw this up, Walters.
487
00:29:00,583 --> 00:29:02,666
Ms Walters,
your closing argument?
488
00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:08,791
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
489
00:29:13,791 --> 00:29:14,791
Oh, my God!
490
00:29:16,083 --> 00:29:17,291
Seal the door!
491
00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:18,375
Don't move.
492
00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:19,833
You need to do your thing.
493
00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:22,583
- Stop resisting.
- Right now in front of everybody?
494
00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:24,333
- Yes, yes.
495
00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:25,583
Come on.
496
00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:26,791
Civic duty.
497
00:29:28,125 --> 00:29:29,250
Jen. Come on.
498
00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:31,458
Oh, God, I really like this outfit.
499
00:29:31,541 --> 00:29:32,541
Help! Help!
500
00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:34,750
Jen. Shoes.
501
00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:36,375
- Right. Thank you.
- Okay.
502
00:29:45,541 --> 00:29:46,583
Who the hell are you?
503
00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:49,125
Jennifer Walters, attorney at law.
504
00:30:21,416 --> 00:30:23,416
I'm ready to give my closing argument now.
505
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:16,083
It's just so sad.
506
00:32:16,625 --> 00:32:20,416
Steve Rogers did so much for his country
and he never got to experience sex.
507
00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:23,250
Did you see that ass?
508
00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:27,583
Like, that ass did not
deserve to die a virgin.
509
00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:29,416
It's, like, so sad.
510
00:32:30,125 --> 00:32:32,541
Steve Rogers is not a virgin.
511
00:32:32,625 --> 00:32:38,000
He lost his virginity to a girl
in 1943 on the USO tour.
512
00:32:38,416 --> 00:32:40,583
Yes. I knew it.
513
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:43,500
You're not drunk?
514
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:45,916
Captain America...