1 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,620 Pa, zašto toliko stvari? 2 00:00:14,805 --> 00:00:17,057 Sve što vam trebaju su čarape i brijač. 3 00:00:17,540 --> 00:00:19,129 Gel, upravo sam sve spojio. 4 00:00:19,271 --> 00:00:21,640 Da, samo sam ga zaboravio raširiti. 5 00:00:21,759 --> 00:00:23,775 Ovo je torba za dostavu. 6 00:00:25,033 --> 00:00:26,233 To je sve? 7 00:00:27,206 --> 00:00:28,406 Pa čekaj... 8 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:29,847 ovdje, 9 00:00:29,871 --> 00:00:31,071 Trebam i ovo. 10 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:32,941 Bez muzike ću poludjeti. 11 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:34,466 U REDU. 12 00:00:34,572 --> 00:00:35,772 dakle... 13 00:00:36,241 --> 00:00:39,134 Ovo je torba za poslije poroda! 14 00:00:43,263 --> 00:00:44,463 jesi ti normalan 15 00:00:44,833 --> 00:00:46,593 Moram li tamo hodati sam u papučama? 16 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,154 Pa, s obzirom na to što je s tobom pljusnut će sa svih strana, 17 00:00:51,178 --> 00:00:53,735 onda je bolje hodati u tome Dat će ti ga u rodilištu. 18 00:00:53,844 --> 00:00:54,976 Da? 19 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,149 I na kraju, ovo je torba, 20 00:00:56,173 --> 00:00:58,387 koju nećeš ponijeti sa sobom. 21 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,480 Pa recimo. 22 00:01:09,193 --> 00:01:10,393 Ovo mi treba. 23 00:01:12,459 --> 00:01:13,659 To me smiruje. 24 00:01:15,126 --> 00:01:16,326 Gdje je kutija prve pomoći? 25 00:01:17,733 --> 00:01:18,976 Oni će vam olakšati bol 26 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,429 Dat će vam anesteziju, ali... 27 00:01:20,453 --> 00:01:22,155 Ne, ne, neće biti anestezije. 28 00:01:25,879 --> 00:01:27,231 Kakva je ovo glupost? 29 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,737 Ovo nije nikakva glupost! 30 00:01:30,768 --> 00:01:32,608 Ovo je zapravo štetno za djecu. Niste znali? 31 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:34,918 I općenito, 32 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,360 tako sam odlučila. 33 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,892 Pa, onda definitivno nisam uzalud donio. 34 00:01:40,186 --> 00:01:41,386 Ovaj put... 35 00:01:42,721 --> 00:01:43,921 Ovo su dvije... 36 00:01:44,608 --> 00:01:45,675 sta je ovo 37 00:01:45,699 --> 00:01:46,899 To je to! 38 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,105 S obzirom da ti, budalo, 39 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,165 odlučila roditi bez anestezije, 40 00:01:51,573 --> 00:01:53,590 tada nećete samo osjećati tako vruće, 41 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,731 ali također jako boli. 42 00:01:55,933 --> 00:01:57,369 A kad sljedeći put 43 00:01:57,393 --> 00:01:58,892 žvaći svoje slatke usne... 44 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:00,680 Mmm! Cool, s okusom “Cole”! 45 00:02:02,929 --> 00:02:04,129 Nije li bila sa šljokicama? 46 00:02:05,938 --> 00:02:07,418 Voli me, voli me! 47 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:12,720 dečki... 48 00:02:14,553 --> 00:02:15,953 Dakle, hajdemo... 49 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:18,092 Razgovarajmo o zajedničkom porodu. 50 00:02:19,513 --> 00:02:21,715 Trebali smo se naći u parku. 51 00:02:22,619 --> 00:02:23,819 hajde 52 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,383 Pogledaj jabuke! 53 00:02:25,907 --> 00:02:27,107 Ukusan! 54 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,400 Čudovište! 55 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:30,840 Da, to je... 56 00:02:31,541 --> 00:02:33,261 puno povjerenja s vaše strane. 57 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,520 Ah... ovo je povjerenje... 58 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,325 nužno? 59 00:02:42,713 --> 00:02:44,197 naravno da nije! Nije nužno! 60 00:02:45,992 --> 00:02:47,560 Samo sam mislio da ti 61 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:50,409 želiš ovo podijeliti sa mnom 62 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:52,920 najviše 63 00:02:53,041 --> 00:02:55,108 važan trenutak u našem životu... 64 00:02:58,092 --> 00:02:59,292 ne želim. 65 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,102 Ignorirajte ovu priliku! 66 00:03:07,757 --> 00:03:08,957 Jasno je. 67 00:03:09,388 --> 00:03:11,334 Vjerojatno samo... 68 00:03:12,886 --> 00:03:14,366 pravi otac... 69 00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:17,741 Mogu li dobiti nogu? 70 00:03:21,665 --> 00:03:22,977 Lada Jurjevna, 71 00:03:23,257 --> 00:03:24,338 kamo sreće! 72 00:03:24,362 --> 00:03:26,029 Moramo vas intervjuirati. 73 00:03:26,056 --> 00:03:27,056 Molim. 74 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,400 Otkad nam majka daje intervjue? 75 00:03:29,996 --> 00:03:32,689 Otkad je postala trudna manekenka. 76 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,010 Čak je zanimljivo kako će sve objasniti. 77 00:03:42,915 --> 00:03:44,115 općenito, 78 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:46,920 prvo... 79 00:03:47,356 --> 00:03:49,040 Srela sam se s Arsenom... 80 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:50,520 Pa onda... 81 00:03:50,766 --> 00:03:51,766 Kolja se pojavio... 82 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:54,843 Tamo sam slučajno pokupio... Pa, ili nije slučajno ostala trudna. 83 00:03:57,653 --> 00:03:59,084 Ispostavilo se da... 84 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,136 imam blizance... 85 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,360 Odlučili smo... 86 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,240 nemoj učiniti 87 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,480 genetski test. 88 00:04:06,509 --> 00:04:08,096 Dječaci su se tada sprijateljili. 89 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,431 Čak su mi odlučili zajedno napraviti neke renovacije! 90 00:04:10,455 --> 00:04:11,878 Istina, Kolja kasnije 91 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,053 izvrnuo gležanj... 92 00:04:13,077 --> 00:04:15,310 Ali Arsen je upoznao naše roditelje! 93 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:16,660 i sada, 94 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,878 dečki čak žele... 95 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,964 budi sa mnom pri rođenju! 96 00:04:21,939 --> 00:04:23,139 Da, dečki? 97 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,849 Rodimo zajedno! 98 00:04:29,732 --> 00:04:30,932 br. 99 00:04:31,707 --> 00:04:33,580 Nadolazeće rođenje 100 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,943 ovo je poseban događaj 101 00:04:35,967 --> 00:04:38,901 u životu budućih roditelja. 102 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,292 Ovo je početak novog života! 103 00:04:41,701 --> 00:04:43,770 Naravno, na to se trebate pripremiti. 104 00:04:44,131 --> 00:04:45,360 A sada ja 105 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,412 pokazat ću ti kako 106 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,016 mladi tate 107 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,280 može pomoći 108 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,581 tijekom poroda svojoj ženi. 109 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,905 Oh! Evo ti, mladi tatice, ti si treći tamo! 110 00:04:56,013 --> 00:04:58,416 Nema potrebe! Dođi k meni, molim te. Da. 111 00:04:58,440 --> 00:04:59,809 Dođi k meni! 112 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,033 Evo me sada 113 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,576 Pokazat ću ovom mladiću. 114 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,668 Zamislite molim vas 115 00:05:05,928 --> 00:05:07,981 da sam tvoja 116 00:05:08,005 --> 00:05:09,192 mlada žena. 117 00:05:09,216 --> 00:05:10,216 Je li istina? 118 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:11,595 E sad, ovo nije teško napraviti... 119 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,055 Pa rađam! 120 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:15,652 ovdje, 121 00:05:15,676 --> 00:05:17,427 drži me za ruku molim te... 122 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,176 Da! Što, boli li? 123 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,400 Naravno da boli. 124 00:05:21,519 --> 00:05:22,719 Razumijem, da! 125 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,616 Zapravo, moglo bi se slomiti! 126 00:05:25,202 --> 00:05:26,402 Tijekom poroda 127 00:05:26,669 --> 00:05:28,587 Porodilje imaju junačku snagu! 128 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:31,232 Ne mogu se kontrolirati od boli! 129 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,026 Moraš držati ruku na poseban način, Sad ću ti pokazati 130 00:05:34,051 --> 00:05:36,217 i stati blizu tvojih nogu. 131 00:05:36,630 --> 00:05:37,856 Da, jer 132 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,186 može biti tvoje posljednje dijete. 133 00:05:40,359 --> 00:05:41,715 Takvih slučajeva je već bilo... 134 00:05:41,739 --> 00:05:42,856 dakle, 135 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,080 daj mi ruku! 136 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,703 Ovdje... Ovako, vidiš? 137 00:05:45,727 --> 00:05:47,866 Dakle, dobro, zar ne? rađam. 138 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:50,115 Usput, lezite svi, kao i mi! 139 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,272 Ooo, kako je lijepo! 140 00:05:56,247 --> 00:05:57,764 Tata ima zlatne ruke! 141 00:05:58,051 --> 00:06:00,089 Da, slažem se brate. 142 00:06:03,565 --> 00:06:04,765 Ajme, boli! 143 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,320 Možeš li biti oprezniji? 144 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,480 Udahni... 145 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,360 Izdahni... 146 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,080 Udahni... 147 00:06:18,770 --> 00:06:19,970 Izdahni... 148 00:06:21,044 --> 00:06:22,244 Udahni... 149 00:06:22,610 --> 00:06:24,114 Izdahni... 150 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,120 Vauuuuuu... 151 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,606 Izdahni, izdahni! 152 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:39,904 Svi guramo... 153 00:06:39,928 --> 00:06:41,376 Gurajmo... Gurajmo... 154 00:06:43,046 --> 00:06:44,459 Tata je mlad 155 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,423 rodit ćeš moždano krvarenje. 156 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,400 Možda već prestani praviti grimase, ha? 157 00:06:54,398 --> 00:06:55,598 Ne pravim grimase. 158 00:07:02,915 --> 00:07:04,115 Izdajice! 159 00:07:04,445 --> 00:07:05,922 Izgurat ćemo se! 160 00:07:07,487 --> 00:07:09,501 Kako to mogu zamisliti sve će ovo izaći iz nje. 161 00:07:10,774 --> 00:07:11,774 Popeti će se! 162 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,158 Usput, ovo su vaša djeca! 163 00:07:14,044 --> 00:07:15,244 Ili tvoje. 164 00:07:16,852 --> 00:07:18,575 Najgore je što mora roditi, 165 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,798 a ona ne može ni zamisliti što će se osjećati. A! 166 00:07:22,916 --> 00:07:23,934 Ovo je još gore. 167 00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:25,269 Već sam zabrinut za nju. 168 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,423 Gle, sjede! 169 00:07:30,683 --> 00:07:31,683 Vidi, sretan! 170 00:07:31,707 --> 00:07:34,382 Naravno da nisu gurali pola sata u komadu! 171 00:07:34,406 --> 00:07:35,881 Momče, kamo ideš? Ići ćemo sada! 172 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,323 Doći ću sam! 173 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,640 U smislu? Lada! 174 00:07:41,488 --> 00:07:43,273 Lada, čekaj! sta to radis 175 00:07:47,285 --> 00:07:48,485 Slušati. 176 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:49,995 Jesam li tražio previše? 177 00:07:50,722 --> 00:07:52,970 Hajde jednom sa mnom, 178 00:07:53,094 --> 00:07:54,824 pripremiti zajedno 179 00:07:54,848 --> 00:07:56,607 na najvažniji događaj u životu! 180 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,762 A ti uzmeš i odeš. 181 00:07:59,993 --> 00:08:01,157 a ti 182 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:02,940 Namjerno sve radite krivo, zar ne? 183 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,291 Samo da ne bude na porodu?! 184 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,600 Hvala. 185 00:08:08,783 --> 00:08:10,116 - Lada! - Nema potrebe. 186 00:08:11,297 --> 00:08:12,497 Neka se ljuti. 187 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,131 Zato ne možete samo trebam li sad uzeti piće? 188 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,600 Zašto ne? 189 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,498 Općenito, super smo momci. 190 00:08:23,522 --> 00:08:24,656 I zaslužuju momačku večer! 191 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,160 Inače postoje samo odgovornosti, a nema prava! 192 00:08:26,184 --> 00:08:27,384 Našao, našao! 193 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,720 Izgled. 194 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,074 Sauna, nargila, bilijar, 195 00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:32,333 striptiz... 196 00:08:32,656 --> 00:08:34,328 Mmm? Idemo se zabaviti? 197 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,440 Nakaze... 198 00:08:47,317 --> 00:08:48,517 sebičan... 199 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,091 Tko je povrijedio moju djevojku? 200 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,336 Ovi idioti su pobjegli tečajevi o zajedničkom porodu! 201 00:08:58,445 --> 00:09:00,462 Pa, znači li to da su ipak došli? 202 00:09:05,343 --> 00:09:06,658 Učinili su uslugu... 203 00:09:07,990 --> 00:09:09,390 Kao da samo meni treba! 204 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,368 Niste ih pitali? 205 00:09:12,393 --> 00:09:15,161 Treba li im to? Pa, zajednički porod? 206 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:16,908 Čija si ti uopće majka, a?! 207 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,080 Pa tiho, tiho... 208 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:22,332 Zašto postaješ tako emotivan, ha? 209 00:09:22,633 --> 00:09:23,833 ti to ozbiljno 210 00:09:24,036 --> 00:09:25,268 Zašto postajem emotivan? 211 00:09:28,594 --> 00:09:30,314 Zapravo trebam roditi svaki dan! 212 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,871 A ja, znaš, nisam baš pri sebi Mogu misliti kako će to sve biti! 213 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,160 Pogotovo s blizancima! 214 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,626 Mama, bojim se. 215 00:09:39,650 --> 00:09:40,967 Pa... Tiho, tiho, tiho... 216 00:09:42,044 --> 00:09:43,244 Sve će biti dobro. 217 00:09:43,544 --> 00:09:45,659 Znaš, kad sam rodila, Čak sam počela i mucati. 218 00:09:45,683 --> 00:09:47,866 T-tako je r-ra-s-govorio. 219 00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:51,445 Obično s tobom drugi počnu mucati. 220 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:56,856 Povrijediti. 221 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,951 Čini se da večer počinje slabiti. 222 00:09:59,586 --> 00:10:01,146 Vjerojatno prestaje. 223 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,360 Kakav sam ja otac? 224 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,640 Sjajno. 225 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,828 I što je najvažnije, ona te voli. 226 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,200 Da. 227 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,387 Skoro me slomio danas. 228 00:10:18,809 --> 00:10:20,009 Wow! 229 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,296 I uopće joj nije stalo do mene. 230 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,471 Pa hajde već jednom prestani s tim glupostima. 231 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:24,760 Oženi se u redu! 232 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,774 A čiji su geni djeca? Ovo je već deseta stvar. 233 00:10:27,798 --> 00:10:28,998 Na kraju, n 234 00:10:29,059 --> 00:10:31,225 razmisli o tome, obitelji ne analizom 235 00:10:31,272 --> 00:10:32,552 odlučno, zar ne? 236 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,400 I ujak Kolja 237 00:10:35,862 --> 00:10:37,062 pomoći će kako god može. 238 00:10:40,217 --> 00:10:41,336 Kohl, 239 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,624 Kako ste općenito? 240 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,733 Vaša tvrtka je zatvorena. 241 00:10:45,962 --> 00:10:47,136 preklinjem te... 242 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,936 Moj posao nije doživio ništa slično. 243 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,224 Moja djeca će to “pokriti”. 244 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:56,081 Ako, naravno, budem imao djecu. 245 00:10:59,853 --> 00:11:01,053 Ja stvarno 246 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,072 Trebala sam otići odavno. 247 00:11:04,607 --> 00:11:06,326 Jednostavno nije tako lako kada... 248 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,483 odjednom se činilo da te netko treba. 249 00:11:11,076 --> 00:11:12,276 Vi ste potrebni. 250 00:11:13,993 --> 00:11:15,193 Slušati! 251 00:11:15,379 --> 00:11:16,712 Zašto uopće curiš? 252 00:11:17,439 --> 00:11:19,305 Neću to riješiti bez tebe. 253 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,402 Barem dok ne rodite zajedno! 254 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,640 I općenito, nemojmo se odlučiti za Ladu. 255 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:30,279 Zajedno ćemo se dogovoriti tko tamo je tata, koji je tamo ujak. 256 00:11:31,013 --> 00:11:33,263 Dobro je da barem ne pitanja o tome tko je majka. 257 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,240 Hajdemo. 258 00:11:41,589 --> 00:11:42,789 Opet! 259 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:44,807 To je to... diši, diši... 260 00:11:45,132 --> 00:11:46,402 da Deset minuta. 261 00:11:46,595 --> 00:11:47,812 Moramo ići. 262 00:11:48,957 --> 00:11:50,056 Pa... Pozvat ćeš taksi, zar ne? 263 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,280 Da, zovem. 264 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,004 Moramo zvati idiote, zar ne? 265 00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:57,344 Ako želite znati moje mišljenje... 266 00:11:57,808 --> 00:11:59,829 Onda tvoji idioti imaju pravo 267 00:12:00,509 --> 00:12:01,985 da ih barem pitam 268 00:12:02,009 --> 00:12:03,448 da li će roditi ili ne. 269 00:12:09,591 --> 00:12:11,080 Možeš li nekako biti oprezniji?! 270 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,621 Željela bih roditi u rodilištu, 271 00:12:12,645 --> 00:12:13,996 a ne na putu do njega. 272 00:12:15,293 --> 00:12:16,293 hajde 273 00:12:16,317 --> 00:12:18,156 Već sam rodila u salonu i ništa! 274 00:12:18,457 --> 00:12:21,144 Jedino je pupkovina nezgodna rezati kliještima... 275 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,256 Zašto se smiješ?! 276 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,252 Nema vremena! Hajde spakuj svoje stvari i idemo! 277 00:12:37,546 --> 00:12:38,746 Da Lada... 278 00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:41,167 Evo tvoje sobe! 279 00:12:41,554 --> 00:12:43,400 Molim vas uđite i smjestite se! 280 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,492 Evo gumba. Ako išta, nazovi me. 281 00:12:48,237 --> 00:12:49,477 Ja sam u blizini. 282 00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:51,260 Fino. Gumb... 283 00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:03,950 To je to, mama! Da, stigla sam! 284 00:13:03,974 --> 00:13:05,394 U redu, uspio sam, da. 285 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,357 Da, za sada je nema. 286 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,428 Sve! Da, hajde! Da. 287 00:13:09,452 --> 00:13:11,468 Kako želim pamtiti ovaj trenutak. 288 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,736 Mislim što će biti sljedeće 289 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,556 ne želiš se sjećati. 290 00:13:15,704 --> 00:13:16,904 Gumb... 291 00:13:20,402 --> 00:13:21,982 Sad će biti tvoje! 292 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,587 Oh, ovdje! 293 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:25,920 I tvoje! 294 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,560 A ovo... 295 00:13:27,627 --> 00:13:28,627 ne naše. 296 00:13:28,651 --> 00:13:30,056 - Bok. - Nije tvoje? 297 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,304 - Ne. - Pa, sad ćemo odabrati drugu. 298 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,080 Pronađeno! 299 00:13:40,092 --> 00:13:41,292 O moj Bože... 300 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,520 Ovako možete roditi! 301 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,720 Pa u tome i jest bit! 302 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,720 dečki, 303 00:13:48,219 --> 00:13:49,659 Baš je dobro što si došao. 304 00:13:52,922 --> 00:13:54,582 Sada će sve biti u redu, zar ne? 305 00:13:58,198 --> 00:13:59,398 , Da. 306 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,491 br. 307 00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:03,256 Lada Jurjevna, 308 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,282 sad je zadnja prilika dati anesteziju. 309 00:14:06,306 --> 00:14:08,826 Inače će biti prekasno i ona neće imati vremena da stupi na snagu. 310 00:14:08,969 --> 00:14:10,169 Ne. 311 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,400 Možemo li sami? 312 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,042 Oprostite, tko ste vi? 313 00:14:14,535 --> 00:14:16,257 - Mi smo očevi. - da 314 00:14:16,281 --> 00:14:18,296 Imate li rezervni tim na dužnosti? 315 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,767 Također smo odlučili igrati na sigurno. 316 00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:21,330 Da. 317 00:14:21,354 --> 00:14:22,554 Da. 318 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,855 Što? 319 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,200 I neće biti bolje. 320 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:33,825 Lada, molim te. 321 00:14:33,849 --> 00:14:35,129 Možda je to njegovo herojstvo? 322 00:14:35,153 --> 00:14:36,753 Nemojmo nikome ništa dokazivati! 323 00:14:36,777 --> 00:14:38,012 Štoviše, liječnik savjetuje! 324 00:14:38,190 --> 00:14:39,390 Dečki, ja... 325 00:14:39,935 --> 00:14:42,127 Jako sam ti zahvalan što si uz mene. 326 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,056 Ovo je mjesto gdje želim biti 327 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,415 sa svojim bebama tijekom poroda. 328 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,577 I osjetiti sve što oni osjećaju. 329 00:14:49,601 --> 00:14:50,801 Razumijete li? 330 00:14:51,597 --> 00:14:52,665 razumijemo. 331 00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:53,889 Razumijemo, razumijemo... 332 00:14:54,847 --> 00:14:56,683 Da, i to uz masažu 333 00:14:56,707 --> 00:14:58,107 sve jako boli. 334 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,376 Pravo? 335 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,600 Da, objavljeno je. 336 00:15:03,979 --> 00:15:05,314 Ili nije pustio. 337 00:15:05,476 --> 00:15:06,676 Aaaaah! 338 00:15:07,217 --> 00:15:09,004 Kakav nered! 339 00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:12,812 Molim te, učini to za mene već ova anestezija! 340 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,573 Kasno, Lada Jurjevna, 341 00:15:14,597 --> 00:15:15,882 Sada više neće ići. 342 00:15:16,155 --> 00:15:17,580 Morat ćete to nekako učiniti sami! 343 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,456 Ja to ne želim sama! ja Ne želim! Ne želim! Ne želim! 344 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,256 Dakle, očevi, pomozimo! 345 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,567 Počnimo rađati! 346 00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:25,397 Stavimo je na kauč! 347 00:15:25,421 --> 00:15:26,576 Zarobljeni smo! 348 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,859 Zidovi se spajaju 349 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,363 Bit ćemo spljošteni! 350 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,542 Trebali su te uskoro izvući! 351 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,847 Barem ću neko vrijeme biti sam! 352 00:15:34,304 --> 00:15:35,504 odlično! 353 00:15:36,092 --> 00:15:37,932 Sretno, Lada Jurijevna! 354 00:15:37,956 --> 00:15:39,661 I dva muža i djeca! 355 00:15:39,974 --> 00:15:41,174 Ti se razmećeš! 356 00:15:41,976 --> 00:15:42,976 Gdje je ekran? 357 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,088 Pa, pokrij to. 358 00:15:44,112 --> 00:15:45,312 šuti! 359 00:15:47,849 --> 00:15:48,849 Arsik. 360 00:15:48,873 --> 00:15:50,776 Oprostite, molim vas! jako te volim! 361 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,816 Tvoj glas je samo dosadan Sada je strašno! oprosti! 362 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,656 - I ja tebe volim. - Začepi! 363 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,880 Awww! 364 00:15:57,693 --> 00:15:59,062 Mogu li dobiti ruž za usne? Ruž. 365 00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:00,087 A! Da, da, upravo sada... 366 00:16:00,112 --> 00:16:02,071 šuti! Samo šuti! budi tiho... 367 00:16:03,098 --> 00:16:04,591 Voda... Voda... 368 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,600 baš si sladak! 369 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,125 A i ti si tako sladak! 370 00:16:09,149 --> 00:16:11,221 I svi ste tako slatki! Ahhhh! 371 00:16:11,594 --> 00:16:13,300 Želite li profesionalnu šalu? 372 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,730 Ginekolog tu nalazi probleme, 373 00:16:15,754 --> 00:16:17,267 gdje drugi nalaze radost. 374 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,353 Aaaaah! 375 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,419 Tako. Dišite, dišite, dišite! 376 00:16:27,046 --> 00:16:29,602 Lada Jurjevna, evo još jedne šale. 377 00:16:29,626 --> 00:16:30,936 na pitanje "gdje" 378 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,040 kulturan ginekolog uvijek odgovori 379 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,400 "na poslu" 380 00:16:34,817 --> 00:16:36,017 smiješno! 381 00:16:36,506 --> 00:16:38,013 oooooooh! 382 00:16:39,446 --> 00:16:40,646 Gurajmo! 383 00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:43,056 Udahnimo! Udahnimo! Još samo malo! 384 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,280 šuti! 385 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,480 oprosti 386 00:16:48,315 --> 00:16:49,456 Da, još malo! 387 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,117 Hajde, hajde! Gurajmo, gurajmo! 388 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,256 Idemo! Dječače, idemo! 389 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,201 Hajde, hajde, hajde, hajde! 390 00:16:56,393 --> 00:16:58,244 Sestro, drži me! 391 00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,508 Uhvati se za nogu! 392 00:16:59,693 --> 00:17:01,276 Hasta la vista, brate! 393 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,355 nikad vise... 394 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,900 A sada, očevi, prerežemo pupčanu vrpcu! 395 00:17:15,627 --> 00:17:16,701 Arsen. 396 00:17:16,725 --> 00:17:17,829 postoje škare... 397 00:17:17,853 --> 00:17:19,213 na vama je. 398 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,840 Lada Jurijevna, hajde Gurajmo još malo. 399 00:17:28,488 --> 00:17:29,952 Naša djevojka je na putu! 400 00:17:31,599 --> 00:17:34,118 Ne mogu... ne mogu više... 401 00:17:35,328 --> 00:17:37,166 I neće se vratiti. 402 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,996 Mogao sam samo reći "šuti". 403 00:17:40,491 --> 00:17:41,691 Laduška, 404 00:17:41,974 --> 00:17:43,174 ti si najbolji. 405 00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:44,617 Uspjet ćeš. 406 00:17:44,641 --> 00:17:45,683 ja... 407 00:17:45,707 --> 00:17:47,323 Divimo ti se. 408 00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:50,197 Ti si jak, hrabar... 409 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,062 I bit ćeš bolja majka... 410 00:17:52,086 --> 00:17:53,218 I jako mi je drago 411 00:17:53,242 --> 00:17:54,890 koji je sada tu pored tebe. 412 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,080 Ja plačem. 413 00:17:58,951 --> 00:18:00,375 Ne iz tvojih riječi, 414 00:18:00,399 --> 00:18:02,111 ali jednostavno zato što plačem! 415 00:18:03,456 --> 00:18:04,456 Aaaaaaah! 416 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,866 Pa, dobro, dobro, dobro. Hajde, hajde, hajde, hajde! 417 00:18:08,575 --> 00:18:09,775 Izvolite! 418 00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:11,976 Djevojka! 419 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,756 Hoće li dugo buljiti? 420 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,160 to je zastrašujuće. 421 00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:20,649 Neka se naviknu na ideju 422 00:18:20,673 --> 00:18:22,179 da su sada obojica očevi. 423 00:18:28,787 --> 00:18:29,987 rekla sam ti 424 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,307 ako je neko sranje gotovo nemoguće, 425 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,839 znači da će mi se to sigurno dogoditi. 426 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,960 Sada smo vi i ja, dečki, jedna obitelj. 427 00:18:46,812 --> 00:18:48,122 Želim nam... 428 00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:49,820 puno sreće. 429 00:18:57,020 --> 00:19:00,321 Zato njihova lica kad pogledate Čine li nas zbog njih cijelo vrijeme glupima? 430 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,014 Samo se prilagođavaju za tebe brate! 431 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,640 Vrlo smiješno. 432 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,005 Tako! Neka svi brzo na svoja mjesta! 433 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,360 Ovdje, ovdje! 434 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,055 Idemo dalje! 435 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,016 A ovo je Ladina majka, Irina. 436 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,240 Grigorijevna! 437 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,376 Pa, sve formalnosti su riješene! 438 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,622 Tako! Ima li koga uhvatiti ovaj svečani trenutak? 439 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,000 Ta-dam! 440 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,717 Kako je sladak. 441 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,776 Pa, kako si tamo? 442 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,000 Držim ga, držim ga! 443 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,104 držim ga. sad... 444 00:20:51,258 --> 00:20:52,412 Sad budi oprezan. 445 00:20:52,436 --> 00:20:53,636 Prilično. 446 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,200 Sličan. 447 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,640 Naše. 448 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,960 svaka čast 449 00:21:02,293 --> 00:21:03,493 svaka čast 450 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,240 Kakva ljepota. 451 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,588 Ići ćemo polako. 452 00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:09,004 Kući za odmor! 453 00:21:09,028 --> 00:21:10,136 Uzmimo ga! 454 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,208 Da, da! 455 00:21:11,232 --> 00:21:12,496 Ti si moja ljepota. 456 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,720 Usput, uh... 457 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,600 Kako ste odredili čije je dijete? 458 00:21:16,739 --> 00:21:18,546 Pa, dakle, što je tu neshvatljivo?! 459 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:19,770 Što je jasno? 460 00:21:19,996 --> 00:21:21,813 Njihov će se izgled promijeniti sto puta. 461 00:21:22,879 --> 00:21:24,877 Pa ništa. Za svaki slučaj mi ćemo napraviti slučaj 462 00:21:24,901 --> 00:21:25,901 DNK test! 463 00:21:25,925 --> 00:21:27,125 Daj da ga otvorim. 464 00:21:28,499 --> 00:21:29,699 Hvala. 465 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,920 Pažljivo. 466 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,016 O DNK testu. 467 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,135 Već sam to radila dok sam bila u rodilištu. 468 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,210 I sad točno znam tko je čiji otac. 469 00:21:40,525 --> 00:21:42,030 Lada, tko je čiji otac?! 470 00:21:42,054 --> 00:21:43,054 To je to, pa-pa! 471 00:21:43,078 --> 00:21:44,278 Idemo. 472 00:21:45,181 --> 00:21:46,362 Što, opet? 473 00:21:46,386 --> 00:21:47,636 Upravo smo shvatili! 474 00:21:49,666 --> 00:21:50,866 Što drugo! 475 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,045 Sve tek počinje.