1 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,620 Well, why so many things? 2 00:00:14,805 --> 00:00:17,057 All you guys need are socks and a razor. 3 00:00:17,540 --> 00:00:19,129 Gel, I just put everything together. 4 00:00:19,271 --> 00:00:21,640 Yeah, I just forgot to spread it out. 5 00:00:21,759 --> 00:00:23,775 This is the delivery bag. 6 00:00:25,033 --> 00:00:26,233 That's all? 7 00:00:27,206 --> 00:00:28,406 So, wait... 8 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:29,847 Here, 9 00:00:29,871 --> 00:00:31,071 I need this too. 10 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:32,941 Without music I'll go crazy. 11 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:34,466 OK. 12 00:00:34,572 --> 00:00:35,772 So... 13 00:00:36,241 --> 00:00:39,134 This is a postpartum bag! 14 00:00:43,263 --> 00:00:44,463 Are you normal? 15 00:00:44,833 --> 00:00:46,593 Do I have to walk around there in slippers alone? 16 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,154 Well, considering what of you it will pour from all sides, 17 00:00:51,178 --> 00:00:53,735 then it's better to walk in that They will give it to you at the maternity hospital. 18 00:00:53,844 --> 00:00:54,976 Yes? 19 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,149 And finally, this is the bag, 20 00:00:56,173 --> 00:00:58,387 which you won't take with you. 21 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,480 Well, let's say. 22 00:01:09,193 --> 00:01:10,393 This is what I need. 23 00:01:12,459 --> 00:01:13,659 It calms me down. 24 00:01:15,126 --> 00:01:16,326 Where's the first aid kit? 25 00:01:17,733 --> 00:01:18,976 They will give you pain relief 26 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,429 They will give you anesthesia, but... 27 00:01:20,453 --> 00:01:22,155 No, no, there will be no anesthesia. 28 00:01:25,879 --> 00:01:27,231 What kind of nonsense is this? 29 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,737 This is nothing nonsense! 30 00:01:30,768 --> 00:01:32,608 This is actually harmful for children. Didn't know? 31 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:34,918 And in general, 32 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,360 I decided so. 33 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,892 Well, then it was definitely not in vain that I brought it. 34 00:01:40,186 --> 00:01:41,386 This time... 35 00:01:42,721 --> 00:01:43,921 These are two... 36 00:01:44,608 --> 00:01:45,675 What is this? 37 00:01:45,699 --> 00:01:46,899 That's it! 38 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,105 Considering that you, fool, 39 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,165 decided to give birth without anesthesia, 40 00:01:51,573 --> 00:01:53,590 then you will not only feel so hot, 41 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,731 but it also hurts so bad. 42 00:01:55,933 --> 00:01:57,369 And when you next time 43 00:01:57,393 --> 00:01:58,892 chew your sweet lips... 44 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:00,680 Mmm! Cool, with the taste of “Cola”! 45 00:02:02,929 --> 00:02:04,129 Wasn't it with glitter? 46 00:02:05,938 --> 00:02:07,418 Love me, love me! 47 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:12,720 Boys... 48 00:02:14,553 --> 00:02:15,953 So, let's... 49 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:18,092 Let's discuss joint childbirth. 50 00:02:19,513 --> 00:02:21,715 We should have met in the park. 51 00:02:22,619 --> 00:02:23,819 Come on! 52 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,383 Look at the apples! 53 00:02:25,907 --> 00:02:27,107 Yummy! 54 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,400 Monster! 55 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:30,840 Yes, that's... 56 00:02:31,541 --> 00:02:33,261 very much trust on your part. 57 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,520 Ah... this is trust... 58 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,325 Necessarily? 59 00:02:42,713 --> 00:02:44,197 Of course not! Not necessarily! 60 00:02:45,992 --> 00:02:47,560 I just thought that you 61 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:50,409 want to share this with me 62 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:52,920 the most 63 00:02:53,041 --> 00:02:55,108 important moment in our life... 64 00:02:58,092 --> 00:02:59,292 I don't want to. 65 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,102 Ignore this opportunity! 66 00:03:07,757 --> 00:03:08,957 It's clear. 67 00:03:09,388 --> 00:03:11,334 Probably only... 68 00:03:12,886 --> 00:03:14,366 real father... 69 00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:17,741 Can I have a leg? 70 00:03:21,665 --> 00:03:22,977 Lada Yurievna, 71 00:03:23,257 --> 00:03:24,338 how lucky! 72 00:03:24,362 --> 00:03:26,029 We need to interview you. 73 00:03:26,056 --> 00:03:27,056 Please. 74 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,400 Since when does our mother give interviews? 75 00:03:29,996 --> 00:03:32,689 Since she became pregnant model. 76 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,010 It’s even interesting how she will explain everything. 77 00:03:42,915 --> 00:03:44,115 In general, 78 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:46,920 first... 79 00:03:47,356 --> 00:03:49,040 I met with Arsen... 80 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:50,520 Well, then... 81 00:03:50,766 --> 00:03:51,766 Kolya appeared... 82 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:54,843 There I accidentally picked up... Well, or it was not by chance that she became pregnant. 83 00:03:57,653 --> 00:03:59,084 It turned out that... 84 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,136 I have twins... 85 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,360 We decided... 86 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,240 don't do 87 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,480 genetic test. 88 00:04:06,509 --> 00:04:08,096 The boys then became friends. 89 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,431 They even decided to do some renovations for me together! 90 00:04:10,455 --> 00:04:11,878 True, Kolya later 91 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,053 twisted my ankle... 92 00:04:13,077 --> 00:04:15,310 But Arsen introduced our parents! 93 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:16,660 And now, 94 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,878 the boys even want... 95 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,964 be with me at birth! 96 00:04:21,939 --> 00:04:23,139 Yes, boys? 97 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,849 Let's give birth together! 98 00:04:29,732 --> 00:04:30,932 No. 99 00:04:31,707 --> 00:04:33,580 Upcoming birth 100 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,943 this is a special event 101 00:04:35,967 --> 00:04:38,901 in the life of future parents. 102 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,292 This is the beginning of a new life! 103 00:04:41,701 --> 00:04:43,770 Of course, you need to prepare for it. 104 00:04:44,131 --> 00:04:45,360 And now I 105 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,412 I'll show you how 106 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,016 young dads 107 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,280 can help 108 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,581 during childbirth to his wife. 109 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,905 Oh! Here you are, young daddy, you are the third one there! 110 00:04:56,013 --> 00:04:58,416 No need! Come to me, please. Yes. 111 00:04:58,440 --> 00:04:59,809 Come to me! 112 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,033 Here I am now 113 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,576 I’ll show this young man. 114 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,668 Imagine please 115 00:05:05,928 --> 00:05:07,981 that I'm yours 116 00:05:08,005 --> 00:05:09,192 young wife. 117 00:05:09,216 --> 00:05:10,216 Is it true? 118 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:11,595 Now, this is not difficult to do... 119 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,055 So I'm giving birth! 120 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:15,652 Here, 121 00:05:15,676 --> 00:05:17,427 hold my hand please... 122 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,176 Yes! What, does it hurt? 123 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,400 Of course it hurts. 124 00:05:21,519 --> 00:05:22,719 I understand, yes! 125 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,616 In fact, it could break! 126 00:05:25,202 --> 00:05:26,402 During childbirth 127 00:05:26,669 --> 00:05:28,587 Women in labor have heroic strength! 128 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:31,232 They can't control themselves from pain! 129 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,026 You have to hold your hand in a special way, I'll show you now 130 00:05:34,051 --> 00:05:36,217 and stand close to your feet. 131 00:05:36,630 --> 00:05:37,856 Yes, because 132 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,186 may be your last child. 133 00:05:40,359 --> 00:05:41,715 Such cases have already happened... 134 00:05:41,739 --> 00:05:42,856 So, 135 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,080 give me your hand! 136 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,703 Here... Like this, see? 137 00:05:45,727 --> 00:05:47,866 So, good, right? I'm giving birth. 138 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:50,115 By the way, everyone, lie down, just like us! 139 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,272 Oooh, how nice it is! 140 00:05:56,247 --> 00:05:57,764 Dad has golden hands! 141 00:05:58,051 --> 00:06:00,089 Yes, I agree, brother. 142 00:06:03,565 --> 00:06:04,765 Aw, it hurts! 143 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,320 Can you be more careful? 144 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,480 Inhale... 145 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,360 Exhale... 146 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,080 Inhale... 147 00:06:18,770 --> 00:06:19,970 Exhale... 148 00:06:21,044 --> 00:06:22,244 Inhale... 149 00:06:22,610 --> 00:06:24,114 Exhale... 150 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,120 Woooooooh... 151 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,606 Exhale, exhale! 152 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:39,904 We're all pushing... 153 00:06:39,928 --> 00:06:41,376 Let's push... Let's push... 154 00:06:43,046 --> 00:06:44,459 Daddy is young 155 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,423 you'll give birth to a cerebral hemorrhage. 156 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,400 Maybe stop making faces already, huh? 157 00:06:54,398 --> 00:06:55,598 I'm not making faces. 158 00:07:02,915 --> 00:07:04,115 Traitors! 159 00:07:04,445 --> 00:07:05,922 We'll push ourselves! 160 00:07:07,487 --> 00:07:09,501 How can I imagine that all this will come out of her. 161 00:07:10,774 --> 00:07:11,774 It will climb! 162 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,158 These are your children, by the way! 163 00:07:14,044 --> 00:07:15,244 Or yours. 164 00:07:16,852 --> 00:07:18,575 The worst thing is that she has to give birth, 165 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,798 and she can't even imagine what it will feel. A! 166 00:07:22,916 --> 00:07:23,934 This is even worse. 167 00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:25,269 I'm already worried about her. 168 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,423 Look, they're sitting! 169 00:07:30,683 --> 00:07:31,683 Look, happy! 170 00:07:31,707 --> 00:07:34,382 Of course they didn't push for half an hour straight! 171 00:07:34,406 --> 00:07:35,881 Lad, where are you going? We'll go now! 172 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,323 I'll get there myself! 173 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,640 In terms of? Lada! 174 00:07:41,488 --> 00:07:43,273 Lada, wait! What are you doing? 175 00:07:47,285 --> 00:07:48,485 Listen. 176 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:49,995 Did I ask for too much? 177 00:07:50,722 --> 00:07:52,970 Come with me one time, 178 00:07:53,094 --> 00:07:54,824 to prepare together 179 00:07:54,848 --> 00:07:56,607 to the most important event in life! 180 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,762 And you take it and leave. 181 00:07:59,993 --> 00:08:01,157 And you? 182 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:02,940 You do everything wrong on purpose, right? 183 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,291 Just so as not to be at the birth?! 184 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,600 Thank you. 185 00:08:08,783 --> 00:08:10,116 - Lada! - No need. 186 00:08:11,297 --> 00:08:12,497 Let him get mad. 187 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,131 That's why you can't just should I grab a drink now? 188 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,600 Why not? 189 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,498 In general, we are great fellows. 190 00:08:23,522 --> 00:08:24,656 And they deserve a bachelor party! 191 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,160 Otherwise there are only responsibilities and no rights! 192 00:08:26,184 --> 00:08:27,384 Found it, found it! 193 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,720 Look. 194 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,074 Sauna, hookah, billiards, 195 00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:32,333 striptease... 196 00:08:32,656 --> 00:08:34,328 Mmm? Let's have a blast? 197 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,440 Freaks... 198 00:08:47,317 --> 00:08:48,517 Selfish... 199 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,091 Who hurt my girl? 200 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,336 These idiots ran away courses on joint childbirth! 201 00:08:58,445 --> 00:09:00,462 Well, does that mean they came after all? 202 00:09:05,343 --> 00:09:06,658 They did a favor... 203 00:09:07,990 --> 00:09:09,390 As if it’s just me who needs it! 204 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,368 Didn't you ask them? 205 00:09:12,393 --> 00:09:15,161 Do they need it? Well, joint birth? 206 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:16,908 Whose mother are you anyway, huh?! 207 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,080 Well, quietly, quietly... 208 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:22,332 Why are you getting so emotional, huh? 209 00:09:22,633 --> 00:09:23,833 Are you serious? 210 00:09:24,036 --> 00:09:25,268 Why am I getting emotional? 211 00:09:28,594 --> 00:09:30,314 I’m actually due to give birth any day now! 212 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,871 And I, you know, am not very myself I can imagine how it will all be! 213 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,160 Especially with twins! 214 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,626 Mom, I'm scared. 215 00:09:39,650 --> 00:09:40,967 Well... Quiet, quiet, quiet... 216 00:09:42,044 --> 00:09:43,244 Everything will be fine. 217 00:09:43,544 --> 00:09:45,659 You know, when I gave birth, I even started to stutter. 218 00:09:45,683 --> 00:09:47,866 T-that's how r-ra-s-spoke. 219 00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:51,445 It's usually with you that others start to stutter. 220 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:56,856 Hurt. 221 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,951 It looks like the evening is starting to get languid. 222 00:09:59,586 --> 00:10:01,146 It probably stops. 223 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,360 What kind of father am I? 224 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,640 Great. 225 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,828 And most importantly, she loves you. 226 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,200 Yes. 227 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,387 Almost broke me today. 228 00:10:18,809 --> 00:10:20,009 Wow! 229 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,296 And she doesn’t care about me at all. 230 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,471 So come on already stop with this nonsense. 231 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:24,760 Get married okay! 232 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,774 And whose genes are the children? This is already the tenth thing. 233 00:10:27,798 --> 00:10:28,998 In the end, n 234 00:10:29,059 --> 00:10:31,225 think about it, family not by analysis 235 00:10:31,272 --> 00:10:32,552 determined, right? 236 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,400 And Uncle Kolya 237 00:10:35,862 --> 00:10:37,062 will help in any way he can. 238 00:10:40,217 --> 00:10:41,336 Kohl, 239 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,624 How are you in general? 240 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,733 Your business is closed. 241 00:10:45,962 --> 00:10:47,136 I beg you... 242 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,936 My business hasn't experienced anything like this. 243 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,224 My children will “cover” it. 244 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:56,081 If, of course, I have children. 245 00:10:59,853 --> 00:11:01,053 I really 246 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,072 I should have left a long time ago. 247 00:11:04,607 --> 00:11:06,326 It's just not that easy when... 248 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,483 suddenly it seemed that someone needed you. 249 00:11:11,076 --> 00:11:12,276 You are needed. 250 00:11:13,993 --> 00:11:15,193 Listen! 251 00:11:15,379 --> 00:11:16,712 Why are you even leaking? 252 00:11:17,439 --> 00:11:19,305 I won’t sort this out without you. 253 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,402 At least until you give birth together! 254 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,640 And in general, let's not decide for Lada. 255 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:30,279 Together we will agree who there's dad, who's uncle there. 256 00:11:31,013 --> 00:11:33,263 It's good that at least not questions about who the mother is. 257 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,240 Let's. 258 00:11:41,589 --> 00:11:42,789 Again! 259 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:44,807 That's it... Breathe, breathe... 260 00:11:45,132 --> 00:11:46,402 Yes. Ten minutes. 261 00:11:46,595 --> 00:11:47,812 We have to go. 262 00:11:48,957 --> 00:11:50,056 So... You'll call a taxi, right? 263 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,280 Yeah, I'm calling. 264 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,004 We need to call the idiots, right? 265 00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:57,344 If you want to know my opinion... 266 00:11:57,808 --> 00:11:59,829 Then your idiots have the right 267 00:12:00,509 --> 00:12:01,985 to at least ask them 268 00:12:02,009 --> 00:12:03,448 whether they will give birth or not. 269 00:12:09,591 --> 00:12:11,080 Can you be more careful somehow?! 270 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,621 I would like to give birth in a maternity hospital, 271 00:12:12,645 --> 00:12:13,996 and not on the way to him. 272 00:12:15,293 --> 00:12:16,293 Come on! 273 00:12:16,317 --> 00:12:18,156 I’ve already given birth in the salon and nothing! 274 00:12:18,457 --> 00:12:21,144 Only the umbilical cord is inconvenient cut with pliers... 275 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,256 Why are you smiling?! 276 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,252 There's no time! Come on, pack your things and let's go! 277 00:12:37,546 --> 00:12:38,746 Yes, Lada... 278 00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:41,167 Here is your room! 279 00:12:41,554 --> 00:12:43,400 Please come in and settle down! 280 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,492 Here's the button. If anything, call me. 281 00:12:48,237 --> 00:12:49,477 I'm nearby. 282 00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:51,260 Fine. Button... 283 00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:03,950 That's it, mom! Yes, I've arrived! 284 00:13:03,974 --> 00:13:05,394 Okay, I made it, yeah. 285 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,357 Yes, it's gone for now. 286 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,428 All! Yes, come on! Yeah. 287 00:13:09,452 --> 00:13:11,468 How I want to remember this moment. 288 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,736 I think what will happen next 289 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,556 you don't want to remember. 290 00:13:15,704 --> 00:13:16,904 Button... 291 00:13:20,402 --> 00:13:21,982 Now it will be yours! 292 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,587 Oh, here! 293 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:25,920 And yours! 294 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,560 And this... 295 00:13:27,627 --> 00:13:28,627 not ours. 296 00:13:28,651 --> 00:13:30,056 - Hello. - Not yours? 297 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,304 - No. - Well, now we’ll pick another one. 298 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,080 Found! 299 00:13:40,092 --> 00:13:41,292 Oh my god... 300 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,520 This is how you can give birth! 301 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,720 Well, that's the point! 302 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,720 boys, 303 00:13:48,219 --> 00:13:49,659 It's so good that you came. 304 00:13:52,922 --> 00:13:54,582 Everything will be fine now, right? 305 00:13:58,198 --> 00:13:59,398 , Yes. 306 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,491 No. 307 00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:03,256 Lada Yurievna, 308 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,282 now is the last chance give anesthesia. 309 00:14:06,306 --> 00:14:08,826 Otherwise it will be too late and she won't have time to take effect. 310 00:14:08,969 --> 00:14:10,169 Nope. 311 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,400 Can we do it ourselves? 312 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,042 Excuse me, who are you? 313 00:14:14,535 --> 00:14:16,257 - We are fathers. - Yes. 314 00:14:16,281 --> 00:14:18,296 Do you have a reserve team on duty? 315 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,767 We also decided to play it safe. 316 00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:21,330 Yes. 317 00:14:21,354 --> 00:14:22,554 Yeah. 318 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,855 What? 319 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,200 And it won't be better. 320 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:33,825 Lada, please. 321 00:14:33,849 --> 00:14:35,129 Maybe this is his heroism? 322 00:14:35,153 --> 00:14:36,753 Let's not prove anything to anyone! 323 00:14:36,777 --> 00:14:38,012 Moreover, the doctor advises! 324 00:14:38,190 --> 00:14:39,390 Boys, I... 325 00:14:39,935 --> 00:14:42,127 I am very grateful to you for being with me. 326 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,056 This is where I want to be 327 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,415 with your babies during childbirth. 328 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,577 And feel everything they feel. 329 00:14:49,601 --> 00:14:50,801 Do you understand? 330 00:14:51,597 --> 00:14:52,665 We understand. 331 00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:53,889 We understand, we understand... 332 00:14:54,847 --> 00:14:56,683 Yes, and with a massage 333 00:14:56,707 --> 00:14:58,107 everything hurts so much. 334 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,376 Right? 335 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,600 Yes, it was released. 336 00:15:03,979 --> 00:15:05,314 Or it didn't let go. 337 00:15:05,476 --> 00:15:06,676 Aaaaah! 338 00:15:07,217 --> 00:15:09,004 What a mess! 339 00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:12,812 Please do it for me already this anesthesia! 340 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,573 Late, Lada Yurievna, 341 00:15:14,597 --> 00:15:15,882 Now it won't work anymore. 342 00:15:16,155 --> 00:15:17,580 You'll have to do it yourself somehow! 343 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,456 I don’t want it myself! I Don't want! Don't want! Don't want! 344 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,256 So, fathers, let's help! 345 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,567 Let's start giving birth! 346 00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:25,397 Let's put her on the couch! 347 00:15:25,421 --> 00:15:26,576 We're trapped! 348 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,859 The walls are coming together 349 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,363 We'll be flattened! 350 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,542 They should have pulled you out soon! 351 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,847 At least I'll be alone for a little while! 352 00:15:34,304 --> 00:15:35,504 Great! 353 00:15:36,092 --> 00:15:37,932 Lucky you, Lada Yurievna! 354 00:15:37,956 --> 00:15:39,661 And two husbands and children! 355 00:15:39,974 --> 00:15:41,174 You're showing off! 356 00:15:41,976 --> 00:15:42,976 Where's the screen? 357 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,088 Well, cover it up. 358 00:15:44,112 --> 00:15:45,312 Shut up! 359 00:15:47,849 --> 00:15:48,849 Arsik. 360 00:15:48,873 --> 00:15:50,776 Sorry, please! I love you so much! 361 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,816 Your voice is just annoying It's terrible now! Sorry! 362 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,656 - I love you too. - Shut up! 363 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,880 Awww! 364 00:15:57,693 --> 00:15:59,062 Can I have some lipstick? Lipstick. 365 00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:00,087 A! Yes, yes, right now... 366 00:16:00,112 --> 00:16:02,071 Shut up! Just be quiet! Be quiet... 367 00:16:03,098 --> 00:16:04,591 Water... Water... 368 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,600 You're so cute! 369 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,125 And you are so cute too! 370 00:16:09,149 --> 00:16:11,221 And you are all so cute! Ahhhh! 371 00:16:11,594 --> 00:16:13,300 Do you want a professional joke? 372 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,730 The gynecologist finds problems there, 373 00:16:15,754 --> 00:16:17,267 where others find joy. 374 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,353 Aaaaah! 375 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,419 So. Breathe, breathe, breathe! 376 00:16:27,046 --> 00:16:29,602 Lada Yuryevna, here’s another joke. 377 00:16:29,626 --> 00:16:30,936 to the question “where” 378 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,040 cultural gynecologist always answers 379 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,400 "at work" 380 00:16:34,817 --> 00:16:36,017 Funny! 381 00:16:36,506 --> 00:16:38,013 Oooooooh! 382 00:16:39,446 --> 00:16:40,646 Let's push! 383 00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:43,056 Let's breathe! Let's breathe! Just a little more! 384 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,280 Shut up! 385 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,480 Sorry. 386 00:16:48,315 --> 00:16:49,456 Yes, a little more! 387 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,117 Come on, come on! Let's push, push! 388 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,256 Let's go! Boy, let's go! 389 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,201 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 390 00:16:56,393 --> 00:16:58,244 Sister, hold me! 391 00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,508 Grab your leg! 392 00:16:59,693 --> 00:17:01,276 Hasta la vista, brother! 393 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,355 Never again... 394 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,900 And now, fathers, let's cut the umbilical cord! 395 00:17:15,627 --> 00:17:16,701 Arsen. 396 00:17:16,725 --> 00:17:17,829 there are scissors... 397 00:17:17,853 --> 00:17:19,213 It's up to you. 398 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,840 Lada Yurievna, come on Let's push a little more. 399 00:17:28,488 --> 00:17:29,952 Our girl is on the way! 400 00:17:31,599 --> 00:17:34,118 I can't... I can't do it anymore... 401 00:17:35,328 --> 00:17:37,166 And she won’t go back. 402 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,996 I could have just said “shut up.” 403 00:17:40,491 --> 00:17:41,691 Ladushka, 404 00:17:41,974 --> 00:17:43,174 you are the best. 405 00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:44,617 You will succeed. 406 00:17:44,641 --> 00:17:45,683 I... 407 00:17:45,707 --> 00:17:47,323 We admire you. 408 00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:50,197 You are strong, brave... 409 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,062 And you will be a better mother... 410 00:17:52,086 --> 00:17:53,218 And I'm very glad 411 00:17:53,242 --> 00:17:54,890 that is here next to you now. 412 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,080 I'm crying. 413 00:17:58,951 --> 00:18:00,375 Not from your words, 414 00:18:00,399 --> 00:18:02,111 but simply because I’m crying! 415 00:18:03,456 --> 00:18:04,456 Aaaaaaah! 416 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,866 Well, well, well, well. Come on, come on, come on, come on! 417 00:18:08,575 --> 00:18:09,775 Here you go! 418 00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:11,976 Girl! 419 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,756 Will they stare for a long time? 420 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,160 It's scary. 421 00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:20,649 Let them get used to the idea 422 00:18:20,673 --> 00:18:22,179 that they are both fathers now. 423 00:18:28,787 --> 00:18:29,987 I told you 424 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,307 if some bullshit is almost impossible, 425 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,839 it means it will definitely happen to me. 426 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,960 Now you and I, boys, are one family. 427 00:18:46,812 --> 00:18:48,122 I wish us... 428 00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:49,820 good luck. 429 00:18:57,020 --> 00:19:00,321 That's why their faces when you look Are they making us look stupid all the time? 430 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,014 They're just adjusting for you, brother! 431 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,640 Very funny. 432 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,005 So! Get everyone to their places quickly! 433 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,360 Here, here! 434 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,055 Let's move! 435 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,016 And this is Lada’s mother, Irina. 436 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,240 Grigorievna! 437 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,376 Well, all formalities are settled! 438 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,622 So! Is there someone to capture this solemn moment? 439 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,000 Ta-dam! 440 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,717 How sweet he is. 441 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,776 Well, how are you there? 442 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,000 I hold it, I hold it! 443 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,104 I'm holding it. Now... 444 00:20:51,258 --> 00:20:52,412 Now be careful. 445 00:20:52,436 --> 00:20:53,636 Pretty. 446 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,200 Similar. 447 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,640 Our. 448 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,960 Congratulations. 449 00:21:02,293 --> 00:21:03,493 Congratulations. 450 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,240 What a beauty. 451 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,588 We'll go slowly. 452 00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:09,004 Home to rest! 453 00:21:09,028 --> 00:21:10,136 Let's take it! 454 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,208 Yes, yes! 455 00:21:11,232 --> 00:21:12,496 You are my beauty. 456 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,720 By the way, uh... 457 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,600 How did you determine whose child is whose? 458 00:21:16,739 --> 00:21:18,546 Well, so, what’s incomprehensible here?! 459 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:19,770 What is clear? 460 00:21:19,996 --> 00:21:21,813 Their appearance will change a hundred times. 461 00:21:22,879 --> 00:21:24,877 Well, nothing. Just in case we'll make a case 462 00:21:24,901 --> 00:21:25,901 DNA test! 463 00:21:25,925 --> 00:21:27,125 Let me open it. 464 00:21:28,499 --> 00:21:29,699 Thank you. 465 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,920 Carefully. 466 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,016 About the DNA test. 467 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,135 I already did it while I was in the maternity hospital. 468 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,210 And now I know exactly who is whose father. 469 00:21:40,525 --> 00:21:42,030 Lada, who is whose father?! 470 00:21:42,054 --> 00:21:43,054 That's it, bye-bye! 471 00:21:43,078 --> 00:21:44,278 Let's go. 472 00:21:45,181 --> 00:21:46,362 What, again? 473 00:21:46,386 --> 00:21:47,636 We just figured it out! 474 00:21:49,666 --> 00:21:50,866 What else! 475 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,045 Everything is just beginning.