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Cheers was filmed
with the audience in the stadium.
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If no one cares,
I'm going to have lunch now.
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Go deep.
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Can you give it to me? It's down there.
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-Here, darling.
-Yes.
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I made a sandwich with
roast meat.
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Carla, if it bothers you,
I can eat in the back.
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No, no. I had nausea
before, but I'm fine now.
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How great.
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I'm starting to get
hungry.
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Can you give me mine
lunch, Coach?
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-Here.
-Thanks. Thanks.
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-Can I sit here, Diane?
-Of course.
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You know, pregnancy has that.
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You get cravings.
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Green olive.
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Pepper.
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A beautiful anchovy.
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You open your mouth
of anchovy.
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Put pepper inside
from the anchovy's mouth.
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Sugar...
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I just lost my appetite.
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Forever.
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It always works out.
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Cheers S01E17
"Diane's Perfect Date"
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Resync Web-DL
Evilkinder
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-Good evening, everyone.
-Norm!
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Beer, Norm?
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-It's that yellowish thing, isn't it?
-�.
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I've heard wonderful things about her.
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-How are you, Norm?
-Don't even ask.
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Search for a job
It's not funny, Sammy.
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-Did you do interviews?
-Three today.
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My resume, right?
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The last guy to
I showed it to him, and he laughed in my face.
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Why would he do that?
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Sorry. But it's
A bit restricted, right?
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You were born, worked in a
company, and is 1.77 m.
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You need to leave this here
more excited, fill more.
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-No, that's cheating.
-No, it's filler.
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Listen, everyone does it.
It's already expected.
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Take what's there
and give it a boost, right?
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Right.
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Look, Diane and her date
arrived from the weekend.
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Thanks for bringing me, Walter.
Goodbye.
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Do you want me to do it
for the last time?
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No, Walter.
I need to work now.
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Thirty-one.
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Why don't you introduce me
to your colleagues?
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-I'm sure they would like it.
-Ah, I don't think so...
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Hi, Sam.
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Walter Franklin, Sam Malone.
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-How are you?
-Seven.
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He can say...
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how many letters are in each
phrase you say.
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Fifty-one.
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-Well, that's a gift.
-Thirteen.
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I counted all weekend.
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-How many days did it seem?
-Eighteen.
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Listen, Walter, I need
work now.
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Thank you for
nice weekend.
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Two sentences: 31 and 32.
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-Stop it, Walter.
-Seventeen.
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- It's serious.
-Six.
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No, seriously, that's enough.
I better go.
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Bye, Diane.
Nice to meet you, Sam.
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-equally.
-Ten.
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-By the way, Walter?
-Sixteen.
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Yes, Sam, what is it?
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What did you think of Diane,
on a scale of 1 to 100?
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Thirty-four.
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What a party.
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-Thanks.
-A chatterbox too.
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Walter is a geneticist
famous.
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Ah, he studies Janetes.
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It's good to be back.
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Sammy, I'm all in here.
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Those job offers
should start to appear.
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"Norm Peterson, inciter,
intense, hilarious...
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a rollercoaster of emotions.
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If you are going to hire a single accountant
This year, let it be Norm Peterson."
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What is this?
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He opened the newspaper
in movie reviews, Sam.
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This is the part that most
I like it, Sam. It says...
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"Finally, an accountant
that the whole family can go see."
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It's no use, Sammy.
No one will hire me.
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Come on, hang in there.
Something will appear.
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Have you ever thought about doing something else,
besides accounting?
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Well I took care of some engines
in the Army.
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-I learned about engines.
-What?
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How to use them for shade.
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Norm, let's see
these ads here.
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Hello.
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-Was the weekend good?
-It was great.
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We went to an island,
we walked along the beach...
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we climb the dunes, we cross
the island by bike.
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Still couldn't do it
get rid of him, right?
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You know, you're the last person
in the world...
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who should criticize
someone's choice to leave.
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Not having Betty Boops...
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who you spend your time with,
money and hormones.
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I date wonderful women.
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Yes, and talented.
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Without them, the art of making balls
of gum would be lost.
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At least they don't count
the letters in the sentences.
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They don't even form sentences.
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Okay, you like dating
geniuses, then date.
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The next time I decide
Go out, I'll check in with you.
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It would be a great idea.
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You must know better than me
Who should I go out with?
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Actually, yes, I know, girl.
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I can arrange the best
meeting you have already had.
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-How ridiculous.
-I can!
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Do you want me to do this?
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Would you let me do this?
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Yes. Why not?
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I'm tempted to leave, just to
see what a joke it will be.
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I haven't laughed in a week.
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Certainly not on the weekend.
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-I didn't like that.
-Fourteen.
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All right, Mr. Matchmaker.
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-You fix it for me and vice versa.
-Perfect.
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You're not going to give up now, are you?
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No. If I leave with the one I find,
I'll leave with whatever I can find.
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Tomorrow night?
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Well, I have...
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I just thought of the perfect woman.
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Yes. Intelligent, smart,
attractive. Perfect.
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-I know. It's too much, I'm excited.
-Okay.
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It's fine.
Half past eight, tomorrow night?
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Two draft beers.
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Carla, Carla, who do I know
Who would be a good match for Diane?
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How about that guy you're with?
played, Fred Wilson?
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Fred died, Carla.
135
00:09:02,641 --> 00:09:04,871
So what? She drives.
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No, no, I...
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I'm serious.
Who do you think?
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Do you want to know? I always thought that
you would be great for Diane.
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Now, that's crazy.
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Or not?
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Let me think.
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Of course, that's what she
is doing.
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Oh, how cute.
It's too much.
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Gee, thanks, Sam.
I actually lost weight.
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No, no, no. You didn't see
What is she doing?
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She'll fix it for me herself.
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Why, that little rascal!
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Yes, you heard what she said...
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"Intelligent, smart,
attractive.”
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She's talking about herself.
Who else would you say that about?
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She won't bring another girl
here tomorrow.
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She's going out with me herself.
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I liked that. Our first
meeting. Thanks. It cost.
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If I can do anything
for you, say, yes?
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Oh yes, Sam,
By the way, yes you can.
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00:10:00,665 --> 00:10:03,293
It's just a little thing,
if you have time later...
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00:10:03,468 --> 00:10:06,596
Can you explain to me what the hell
are we talking about?
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-It can leave. It can leave.
-I'm eager to know.
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I'm feeling like
a matchmaker.
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I called my friend.
She agreed to go out with Sam.
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Carla...
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Do you have any idea who Sam
Will you fix it for me?
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No.
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Hey, Sammy, it's really
elegant today.
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What's the important occasion, Sam?
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I have a big date
It's dark.
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Dark date.
Isn't it a bit risky?
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Not in this case. Trainer.
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Sam.
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Oh, Sammy, see you
prepare for a date...
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It's like watching a killer
prepare for a bullfight.
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I hate this.
You know, who wants to see...
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a guy manipulate and torture
a poor and stupid creature?
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00:11:38,027 --> 00:11:41,053
Hey, I always pay for the coffee
in the morning, right?
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Look, here comes Diane.
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How strange,
She appears to be alone.
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Can I sit here, Sammy?
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Go deep.
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-Hello, everyone.
-Hi, Diane.
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Hi Diane.
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Sam, are you ready to
your date?
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I am, of course. And you?
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00:12:04,654 --> 00:12:07,555
Yes, as always. Is he here?
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What a silly question, right?
Of course it is.
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Present and ready.
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00:12:15,064 --> 00:12:18,591
But where is my date
tonight?
187
00:12:19,903 --> 00:12:22,997
Oh, she went to lock the car.
188
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,034
She what?
189
00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:28,200
Gretchen returned to
see if he had locked the car.
190
00:12:28,578 --> 00:12:29,772
Gretchen?
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00:12:29,946 --> 00:12:32,414
The fact is that she
You're quite a woman, Sam.
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It will challenge you.
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00:12:34,951 --> 00:12:37,943
-Gretchen?
-Yes. Here she is.
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Gretchen Darrow, Sam Malone.
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-Hello.
-Hey.
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00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:44,692
You and Gretchen
have a lot in common.
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She is doing postgraduate studies,
and his thesis is in kinesiology.
198
00:12:48,865 --> 00:12:51,197
Oh, what a small world.
199
00:12:52,235 --> 00:12:55,136
It's the study of movements, Sam.
200
00:12:55,305 --> 00:12:57,364
It has to do with sports.
201
00:12:57,540 --> 00:13:01,567
She also studied three sports.
202
00:13:02,545 --> 00:13:06,072
So, you are Sam Malone
who pitched for the Sox, right?
203
00:13:06,249 --> 00:13:10,151
Yes, yes, that's me.
It is me.
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00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:13,585
Coach, how about giving Gretchen
a drink?
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00:13:13,756 --> 00:13:16,054
-Of course.
-Thanks, Sam.
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00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,318
I don't believe it!
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00:13:19,495 --> 00:13:22,828
I knew you would like her.
I judge people well.
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00:13:23,266 --> 00:13:27,430
Let's see how you do.
Where's my guy?
209
00:13:28,871 --> 00:13:31,772
Your guy? Well, actually...
210
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,000
It's in the pool room.
211
00:13:36,512 --> 00:13:38,480
Shut up, will you?
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00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:43,776
I'll go back and get him now.
Firm agent there.
213
00:13:45,888 --> 00:13:50,348
He must be there.
214
00:14:06,109 --> 00:14:09,374
Excuse me. What is it called?
215
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,380
Andy. Why?
216
00:14:12,548 --> 00:14:14,516
What are you doing today, Andy?
217
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,919
-Why do you ask?
-Ah, no. No, no, no.
218
00:14:18,087 --> 00:14:21,818
-I have two girls.
-OK I understand.
219
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:25,154
I pay $20 to go out with her.
220
00:14:25,328 --> 00:14:27,319
Why pay me $20
to go out with a girl?
221
00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:28,997
The money is not for going out with.
222
00:14:29,165 --> 00:14:31,793
It's to lie. Pretend that we
we've known each other for a long time...
223
00:14:31,968 --> 00:14:33,936
and we agreed this here yesterday.
224
00:14:34,103 --> 00:14:36,765
What... By the way,
my name is Sam.
225
00:14:36,939 --> 00:14:39,567
Sam, yes, I would know, wouldn't I?
226
00:14:39,742 --> 00:14:42,677
-�, cool.
-Sam, what if she doesn't like me?
227
00:14:42,845 --> 00:14:45,143
All good. She doesn't like anyone.
228
00:14:53,656 --> 00:14:55,988
What are you looking at, endomorph?
229
00:15:00,329 --> 00:15:01,591
Nothing.
230
00:15:01,764 --> 00:15:03,356
Nothing, sir.
231
00:15:05,568 --> 00:15:08,731
Here they are, Andy. This
It's Diane, and this is Gretchen.
232
00:15:10,707 --> 00:15:12,572
I finally meet Gretchen.
Wow!
233
00:15:12,742 --> 00:15:14,266
Sam talks about you all the time.
234
00:15:14,444 --> 00:15:16,674
"Gretchen, Gretchen, Gretchen."
235
00:15:16,846 --> 00:15:18,336
He just met me.
236
00:15:18,514 --> 00:15:20,948
But I knew I would meet her
at any time.
237
00:15:21,451 --> 00:15:24,420
No, your date is with
Diane Chambers.
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00:15:25,154 --> 00:15:27,816
-Hello.
-How are you?
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00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:30,891
Diane, I present my old man
friend, Andy...
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00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,618
Andy.
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00:15:33,529 --> 00:15:35,224
Andy Andy?
242
00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:38,299
Well, it's easy to remember.
243
00:15:39,902 --> 00:15:41,961
-How did you meet?
-Well, we...
244
00:15:42,138 --> 00:15:44,732
She asks good questions, doesn't she?
Good question.
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00:15:44,907 --> 00:15:47,375
-It was at...
-At the club. In the club pool.
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00:15:47,543 --> 00:15:50,944
We swim, float and kick,
We practice water sports.
247
00:15:51,114 --> 00:15:55,050
Now we're in your area,
isn't it, Gretchen?
248
00:15:55,218 --> 00:15:58,085
Swimming is one of the best
cardiorespiratory exercises.
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Swimming is also great for
develop all the muscles...
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especially the latissimus dorsi.
251
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Wow, you must be dying
Because I took it, right?
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Okay, we'll go.
Have fun.
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You two too.
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Andy Andy and I...
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Let's have fun, have fun.
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So what do you think, Andy,
How about Italian food?
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Wow, I feel like eating
Italian food all day.
258
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It could be anywhere but
Via Milano. I have bad memories.
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I killed one of the waitresses.
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-Let's go together.
-Did you hear what he said?
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No! No!
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Hey, Coach, won't you
believe that.
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I was talking to some guys there...
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I want to believe that, Carla.
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Oh no, that's not it.
266
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Do you know who that guy is?
Did Sam arrange for Diane to leave?
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Who?
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Just got out of prison, after
ten years there for homicide.
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Oh, it must be them.
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�, I saw them leaving
on a motorbike.
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Does that mean Diane had to
ride a motorcycle? It's too much.
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Didn't think we could make it
take that last jump, right?
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Well, here we are.
Does anyone want anything?
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Five minute advantage.
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Why don't we sit here...
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and we continued the conversation
Where do we stop?
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Where were we?
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Yes, it was the same.
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Have you ever dreamed that you have claws?
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For me, that's enough. I need to go.
No, don't get up.
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I'm warning you.
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Good night everyone.
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If you'll excuse me, I'll take it
tooth insects.
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Well...
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I think the night is over
for you, Andy.
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Thank you very much.
287
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Thanks to you.
Sam, is everything okay?
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Yes, perfect.
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It's hard to know. She didn't say much.
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Except for that one
little scream he gave...
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when I asked for a sharper knife
to the waiter.
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Goodbye.
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He...
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He's already gone. Yes.
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In this case...
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I will say...
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that of all the pranks
cheap, dumb...
298
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scary and immature...
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that you have already preached
in this enormous adolescence of yours...
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This is the worst by far.
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How could you do that, Sam?
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Then he wasn't ideal for you.
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I'm big enough
to admit a mistake.
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Did you really think it would be fun?
Did you laugh a lot planning all this?
305
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,786
Diane, I swear I wasn't
wanting to be funny.
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What did you want to do?
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00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:06,566
The truth is that I have never seen
that guy in life.
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00:20:06,736 --> 00:20:09,136
We met way back, and...
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I paid him to go out with you.
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Hired a killer to
Go out with me today?
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Well, it's kind of funny
thinking like that.
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Oh, listen, actually I...
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I didn't think it would bring
no girls here.
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What did you think I would bring?
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00:20:36,265 --> 00:20:39,291
Well, I thought...
Well, I guess I...
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I thought you were
talking about the two of us.
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Of you and me.
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Well, I thought you thought...
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that you were the ideal match
for me and vice versa.
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Same?
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Did you think that I, that we...
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Oh, I know. I'm embarrassed.
I'm very embarrassed. I...
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00:21:05,928 --> 00:21:08,488
Well, I understand.
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Poor Sam.
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Thank you very much, my God.
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Wait, wait, wait.
What do you...
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What do you mean, "poor Sam"?
328
00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:24,604
I didn't notice it dragging
both the wing for me.
329
00:21:26,849 --> 00:21:29,841
No, I didn't say that
dragged the wing towards you.
330
00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:32,886
Said I thought you
drag the wing for me.
331
00:21:33,756 --> 00:21:36,452
I'm not dragging the wing
for you, without a doubt.
332
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:39,352
So I'm not dragging
the wing for you.
333
00:21:39,528 --> 00:21:42,224
-I mean, my...
-Fine.
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00:21:42,731 --> 00:21:44,289
You...
335
00:21:46,102 --> 00:21:47,967
Sam.
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00:21:51,273 --> 00:21:57,143
If you admit that you are dragging
the wing a little bit for me...
337
00:21:58,347 --> 00:22:01,942
I'll admit I'm dragging
the wing a little bit for you.
338
00:22:10,192 --> 00:22:13,787
Well I'm dragging
the wing a little bit for you.
339
00:22:14,597 --> 00:22:17,828
Well I'm not dragging
no wings for you.
340
00:22:21,036 --> 00:22:23,504
So neither am I
dragging no wings for you.
341
00:22:23,672 --> 00:22:25,333
-He said he was.
-No, I just said...
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00:22:25,508 --> 00:22:28,033
for you to admit
That's it, that's it.
343
00:22:28,210 --> 00:22:30,201
You're making a fool of yourself.
344
00:22:30,379 --> 00:22:32,711
When will you admit that
Are you into me, damn it?
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00:22:32,882 --> 00:22:34,008
-I'm not!
-Yes, yes!
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00:22:34,183 --> 00:22:35,480
-I'm not!
-Take a look...
347
00:22:35,651 --> 00:22:39,348
Please! They think I
Would you behave like that in your house?
348
00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:44,092
Sorry.
349
00:22:45,094 --> 00:22:48,120
We are being very
children in this matter.
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00:22:48,297 --> 00:22:50,663
-Perhaps.
-Let's leave things like this...
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00:22:51,734 --> 00:22:53,224
I am rubber, you are glue.
352
00:22:53,402 --> 00:22:56,132
Everything you say hits me,
comes back and sticks to yourself.
353
00:22:56,305 --> 00:22:59,468
-You love me, you love me.
-I... I don't love anything!
354
00:22:59,642 --> 00:23:01,473
Love, love, love, love, love.
355
00:23:01,644 --> 00:23:04,408
I don't love, I don't love,
I don't love, I don't love.
356
00:23:06,982 --> 00:23:10,440
It's the most horrible scene
that I've ever seen.
357
00:23:11,587 --> 00:23:13,054
You're right, Cliff.
358
00:23:13,222 --> 00:23:16,055
Anyone understands
that she is crazy about him.
359
00:23:16,225 --> 00:23:18,921
Are you crazy? He's crazy about her.
360
00:23:19,094 --> 00:23:21,722
-Did you go crazy?
-He already told me that.
361
00:23:21,897 --> 00:23:24,229
Enough of that.
I don't want it! No!
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00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,062
My God!