1 00:00:00,201 --> 00:00:02,167 Previously on "The Vampire Diaries"... 2 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:03,535 What was the deal with you the Stefan? 3 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:05,404 I was the first love of Stefan's life. 4 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:07,473 Stefan, meet Julian. 5 00:00:07,475 --> 00:00:09,842 Julian was the man you were not supposed to fall for. 6 00:00:09,844 --> 00:00:12,311 Does Stefan Salvatore know that you 7 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:13,379 are pregnant with his child? 8 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:14,730 What? 9 00:00:14,731 --> 00:00:16,080 I wanted to tell you personally, 10 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:20,719 but Julian made sure there was nothing to tell. 11 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,054 Please don't tell anyone. 12 00:00:22,056 --> 00:00:23,322 I won't, I promise. 13 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:26,525 Alaric: The Phoenix stone brings people back from the dead. 14 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:29,795 Bonnie: We made a mistake. Jo was never in that stone. 15 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:32,031 I put someone else in her body. 16 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:33,265 You're not my wife. 17 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:34,133 I don't think I am. 18 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:35,801 We'll figure this out together. 19 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:38,137 Damon: Burying that bastard's body 20 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:39,471 would've been too good for lily. 21 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:40,773 I want to give her that man that she's missed 22 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:42,074 for a hundred years, and then I want 23 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:44,743 to rip his head off right in front of her. 24 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,612 Valerie: Julian is the devil. I can't let lily bring him back. 25 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:51,683 If she does, I will kill Julian myself. 26 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:59,058 [Voices and laughter on TV] 27 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:01,193 So tell me, what thoughts go through 28 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,095 a man's mind before he decides, 29 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:06,065 "I think I'll take the ones with the roosters"? 30 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,466 I didn't pick those out. 31 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,334 Hang on. Glitter. 32 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:11,136 Yeah. Well, it goes with the territory. 33 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:12,438 What the hell do you want, Damon? 34 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,540 When's the last time you talked to your fiancee? 35 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:16,475 I see word travels fast. 36 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,143 She texted earlier today. Why? 37 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:21,346 What time was it, and what'd she say? 38 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:23,816 12:18-- "do we need bread?" 39 00:01:23,818 --> 00:01:25,350 Well, she's not answering her phone now. 40 00:01:25,352 --> 00:01:26,418 Yeah. Well, she doesn't like 41 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,820 to answer the phone before a broadcast. 42 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:29,088 I don't care. Get her on the horn. 43 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:30,222 Stefan's being hunted again, 44 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:31,356 and it's only a matter of time 45 00:01:31,358 --> 00:01:32,524 before Caroline's the bait 46 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:35,894 that's used to lure him out. 47 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:36,695 Move. 48 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,230 Caroline: We apologize for the interruption 49 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:39,565 to your current program. 50 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:40,432 My name is Caroline. 51 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:43,535 I am a segment producer for "kqbc news." 52 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:44,970 Please listen carefully. 53 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:49,441 I have an urgent message for Stefan Salvatore. 54 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,409 Oh, well. 55 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,844 I guess the old ball and chain won't 56 00:01:51,846 --> 00:01:55,547 make it home for dinner, after all, will she? 57 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,254 [Clears throat] 58 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:04,189 Hold the gun. There you go. 59 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:05,924 Now, the first thing you want to do... 60 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:06,725 [Spits] 61 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:09,428 Bite the paper off the cartridge like this. 62 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:14,066 Hand me that ramrod. There you go. 63 00:02:14,068 --> 00:02:15,567 Now I want you to do it. 64 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,504 Push it all the way down. 65 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:19,438 Perfect. 66 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,206 How far away can I shoot? 67 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:23,775 Well, you see that, uh-- 68 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,945 you see that tree over there with the bark falling off? 69 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,647 No. 70 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,349 Pretty far, then, huh? 71 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:31,116 Can I shoot it? 72 00:02:31,118 --> 00:02:33,852 I don't know. Think you're old enough? 73 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:34,920 I'm 11. 74 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,755 I was 12 when I shot my first gun. 75 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,290 Dad, I can do it. 76 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:41,460 You think so? Yeah. 77 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,263 All right. Ok. 78 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:46,431 Let's go find ourselves a deer. 79 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:48,834 Come on. 80 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:54,673 [Click] 81 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:55,908 See, now, the trick is, 82 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:58,510 never take your eye off the target. 83 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,813 Got that? 84 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:04,883 Jacob. 85 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:08,520 Jacob! 86 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,925 Jacob! 87 00:03:12,927 --> 00:03:16,762 Jacob! Jacob! 88 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:18,497 Jacob! 89 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,566 Hey, it's just me. 90 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:22,935 Hey. Who's Jacob? 91 00:03:22,937 --> 00:03:24,269 Who? Jacob. 92 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:25,837 You were yelling his name. 93 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:28,407 Oh, um, must have been a bad dream. 94 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:32,010 Oh, probably because you're sleeping on the couch, silly. 95 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,478 What are you doing down here? 96 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,114 That would be my fault. 97 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:37,549 I--I just wanted to let you know 98 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,117 I used the last of the shampoo. 99 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:41,920 Valerie, I didn't know that you were staying here. 100 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:46,425 Stayed, past tense, um, just one night. 101 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,060 [Clears throat] 102 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:49,828 I should go put some clothes on. 103 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,730 Yeah. You do that. 104 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,532 All right. Ok. 105 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,067 Explain. Ok. 106 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:57,402 Lily wants to raise Julian from the dead. 107 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,171 Valerie tried to scorch his body 108 00:03:59,173 --> 00:04:00,505 before she can get her hands on him, 109 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:02,274 and that did not work out so well. 110 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:04,643 Not following how that's our problem. 111 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:07,646 Ok. If and when lily welcomes Julian 112 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:09,214 back into his body, he will find out 113 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:12,184 what Valerie did, and he'll come after her. 114 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:15,120 Yeah. Just not connecting those dots. 115 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,356 Well, maybe you can just trust me 116 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:21,059 that I know what I'm doing. 117 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:28,500 So what you're saying is, Valerie needs to disappear-- 118 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,302 new name, new job, 119 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:32,571 a country in a separate hemisphere. 120 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:33,205 No. No. 121 00:04:33,207 --> 00:04:34,773 Well, you just said that she's in danger. 122 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:38,510 I mean, if I need to drive her to the airport myself, 123 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:40,946 I will do that, mm-hmm. 124 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:43,315 Unless you have a problem with that. 125 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:45,651 Uh, you know, I-- I really like 126 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:48,987 this form of manipulation. 127 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:50,689 Hmm. 128 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:57,829 [Clears throat] 129 00:04:57,831 --> 00:05:00,699 Whatever we're doing, we should do it fast. 130 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,067 The Phoenix stone turns people mad, 131 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:05,037 and Julian's soul's been in it for over a hundred years, 132 00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:06,872 so anywhere he is, I need to be 133 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:09,408 as far away as possible. 134 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:10,909 Hwah! Ah... 135 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:14,579 See, beau, fencing's got to flow--hwah!-- 136 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,648 like a conversation. 137 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,084 I speak. You listen. 138 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,687 I speak some more. 139 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:22,587 Ah. 140 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:26,491 You've improved. Well done, friend. 141 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,560 Ah! 142 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:29,895 Men: ¶ you're in my head ¶ 143 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,430 ¶ get out of my bed ¶ 144 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,999 ¶ you don't run the world ¶ 145 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,434 ¶ you're in my head... ¶ 146 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:36,501 lily: Gentlemen... 147 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:39,504 Our back yard's not big enough? 148 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,941 Beau insisted, didn't you, friend? 149 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,543 Heh heh. 150 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:45,811 Take it outside, please. 151 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:50,582 Well, you heard this ridiculously attractive woman. 152 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:53,318 You are suspiciously cheery. 153 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,287 Are you sure you shouldn't still be in bed? 154 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:57,356 My love, I need to be on my feet again. 155 00:05:57,358 --> 00:05:59,725 I spent the last hundred years on my back, 156 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:06,264 so unless you can make an offer that I cannot refuse-- 157 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,602 mm... 158 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,071 Ok. 159 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:14,973 Tempting, 160 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:17,576 but I have another idea. 161 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,244 And I like it already. 162 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:20,712 Ha ha ha! 163 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,148 We have enemies here. 164 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,767 You mean Valerie. 165 00:06:24,768 --> 00:06:26,385 That name is not to be uttered in this house. 166 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:30,589 I am referring to my sons. 167 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:33,558 Your sons are alive? 168 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,962 Ok. Well, I have some catching up to do. 169 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:39,898 My thoughts exactly. Hmm. 170 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:43,168 [Doorbell rings] 171 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:51,510 "Lily Salvatore requests your presence 172 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:54,479 "to celebrate our town's peaceful spirit 173 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:56,782 "and introduce a new friend-- 174 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:59,117 this evening, 5:00." 175 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:02,053 Hmm, looks like mom raised her man crush 176 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:05,323 from the dead. 177 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:06,925 [Tape rewinding] 178 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:10,896 Alaric, on tape: I promise to be with you and love you. 179 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:14,833 [Cell phone rings] 180 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,435 Hey. Bonnie: Hey. 181 00:07:16,437 --> 00:07:17,869 Remember when we used an ancient relic 182 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,137 to raise your wife from the dead 183 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,640 and ended up imbuing her with someone else's soul? 184 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:22,507 Why are you calling me? 185 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:25,310 Because I'm at scull bar, where faux Jo is currently 186 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,312 holding her laptop like it's a book. 187 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:28,864 You promised me you would help her 188 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,415 figure out who she was before she did anything crazy. 189 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,983 Yeah, and every time I look into her eyes, 190 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:34,686 I see my murdered wife, so I'm taking a break. 191 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,956 I know this is probably impossible for you. 192 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,091 We have no idea what's gonna happen to her. 193 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:41,593 We can't just leave her unattended. 194 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:43,161 Well, just keep an eye on her, then. 195 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,629 I can't. I have to go to Mystic Falls. 196 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,232 Lily Salvatore is having some peace party mixer 197 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,134 which'll probably result in half of my friends 198 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:50,469 nearly dying if I don't attend, 199 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:53,672 so get here now, preferably before someone 200 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:56,174 asks Jo to perform surgery, ok? 201 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,977 Zac carper: ¶ I just say that I'm happy ¶ 202 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:02,614 ¶ now leave me alone ¶ 203 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:08,753 ah, go no tie, I'm going no tie. 204 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:10,021 Not just no tie, no going. 205 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,290 You saw her invite. Julian's back. You're going. 206 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,458 To watch lily bat her eyes 207 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,193 at her zombie douche brain boy toy? 208 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,529 Thanks, but I'd rather stay home 209 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,064 and stub my toe repeatedly. 210 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:20,598 You do realize that zombie douche brain boy toy 211 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:23,468 is living in your house, bathing in your tub, 212 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,237 eating your froot loops. 213 00:08:25,239 --> 00:08:26,104 Oh, I know. 214 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,073 I also know that he's the love of mom's life, 215 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:30,509 mom, who convinced kai to link Elena's life 216 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,277 with Bonnie's so I'd be miserable 217 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,879 for the next 6-plus decades. 218 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:34,980 What are you getting at? 219 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,214 Julian makes her happy, Stefan. 220 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,649 More time they spend together, the happier she gets, 221 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,584 the more tragic it'll be in 6 months 222 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:41,953 when I hand-deliver his heart to her. 223 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:42,654 6 months? 224 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:43,788 Yeah, you know, give or take. 225 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:44,689 Let her get her hopes up. 226 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,291 Let her start planning their entire eternity, 227 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,226 and then, squish, he's dead. 228 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,695 That might be a bit of a problem, brother, 229 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:54,366 because I plan on killing the bastard tonight. 230 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,575 Seattle looks nice. 231 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:05,710 Hey, they got the space needle, 232 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,513 great coffee, mount St. helens. 233 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:09,714 Rain. 234 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:13,385 Didn't take you much of a sunshine person. 235 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:16,588 Um, I mean, there's always Indonesia. 236 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,523 Oh, you could rent a hut on the beach 237 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:19,791 and drink out of coconuts. 238 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:22,093 Be 9,000 Miles from your boyfriend 239 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:25,530 in either direction. 240 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:28,199 Let's put a pin in locations for a moment 241 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,735 and talk names because Valerie tulle 242 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,504 is way too traceable. 243 00:09:32,506 --> 00:09:34,906 I'm thinking... Matilda. 244 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,776 Oh, you could totally pull off matilda-- 245 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:40,045 matilda pettigrew 246 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:42,380 from liverpool, england. 247 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,182 What, do you want to write it down? 248 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,484 You're handling me like I'm a wounded bird, 249 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:49,854 like I'm some sort of victim, but I'm not. 250 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:52,457 When Stefan kills Julian, he can't hurt anyone else, 251 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,993 and I can just put this whole mess behind me. 252 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,394 What mess? 253 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:59,364 You know, the whole reason I'm afraid of Julian, 254 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:02,734 my big secret, the entire horror story. 255 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:06,171 Stefan must have told you. 256 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,506 He promised me he wouldn't tell anyone, 257 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:11,910 but I didn't know that that included you. 258 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:14,279 Well, his loyalty certainly is attractive, isn't it? 259 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,215 Ok. I'm sorry. What didn't he tell me? 260 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,350 Never mind. 261 00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:19,517 As you were saying, 262 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:22,454 uh, matilda pettigrew from liverpool, hmm? 263 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,255 That's good. I like it. 264 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:28,793 So you just line up those matching pieces of candy 265 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,028 like so. 266 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,262 There you go. You got it. 267 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,932 It took Mary Louise a month to pass the first level. 268 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:36,968 And this is meant to be, like, fun, right? 269 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:37,602 Oh, yeah. 270 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:40,438 Give it another 5 minutes, you'll be full-on addicted. 271 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,475 I think this era suits you, Nora. 272 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:46,211 Well, I wouldn't know. 273 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:48,980 Lily keeps us trapped inside the town border. 274 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,548 There's nothing here for us. 275 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:51,850 Well, I think she's just nervous 276 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:54,352 to let her little birdies fly free. 277 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,554 She doesn't want another Valerie on her hands. 278 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,523 Well, Valerie's a traitor, and lily knows 279 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,592 she and I are nothing alike. 280 00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:03,828 No. You certainly are not. 281 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,831 Perhaps I could talk to lily, 282 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,867 see if I can't convince her 283 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,602 to loosen her reins a little. 284 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:13,672 You would do that? Of course. 285 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,708 There you are. Guests are arriving. 286 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:17,809 Help me greet them? 287 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:20,245 You're greeting them dressed like that? 288 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,713 What's wrong with it? 289 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:24,149 Absolutely nothing, Mary Louise. 290 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:28,119 You look stunning, as always. 291 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,760 [Creak] 292 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:36,494 Am I allowed in, 293 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,797 or does your cleaning lady need to invite me? 294 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,433 We had her sign the house over to us. 295 00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:43,868 She was too expensive. Come in. 296 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,837 Thank you. 297 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,406 Compliments of the lockwood cellar. 298 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,241 Oh, thank you. 299 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,977 Ooh, where did all these people come from? 300 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:53,778 Neighboring towns. 301 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:56,815 We promised them a night of drink and conversation. 302 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,850 Ah, so you compelled them. 303 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,286 I wanted to show you what peace looks like. 304 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,654 My family is civilized. 305 00:12:02,656 --> 00:12:04,422 None of these people are in danger. 306 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,925 Damon: What? No tie? 307 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,359 What are you doing here? 308 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,594 I missed my stash. 309 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,262 Lily: Boys, why don't you go mingle? 310 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,065 I'll put this away. 311 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,636 Tell me that you are here to help me. 312 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:22,140 You know how you wanted to, uh, redecorate? 313 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,742 Mm-hmm. 314 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,777 Can't let you do that. 315 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:26,544 Why the hell not? 316 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,546 Because lily just rearranged the furniture 317 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:29,981 and she needs a little time to live in it, 318 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,783 you know, fall in love with the whole 319 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:32,617 feng shui of it all. 320 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,419 Yeah. Let me guess-- for 6 months. 321 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,654 Ok. I give up. What am I missing here? 322 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:37,889 Why do you care so much? 323 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,657 Let's just say that the furniture 324 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,793 lily recently purchased is psychotic 325 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,996 and needs to be disposed of immediately. 326 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:48,032 Julian: Gentlemen, welcome. 327 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:51,102 Hmm. I'm Julian. I'm Damon. 328 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,504 Lily told me all about you. 329 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:54,672 Of course, you were only a boy back then, 330 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,976 and now you're, well, you. 331 00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,311 Stefan, how long has it been? 332 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,379 I don't know. 333 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,480 I must have lost track 334 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,615 after I stopped thinking about you. 335 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,583 Huh, my charm is being lost on you. 336 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:06,618 You must be dreadfully sober. 337 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:12,757 Beau, get these men something to drink, will you? 338 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:18,496 Deputy Donovan. Welcome. 339 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,430 It's Matt. 340 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,999 We lost all formalities when you and your girlfriend 341 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,635 nearly drained me of all my blood. 342 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:24,836 Ok. Look. 343 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,337 The whole point of this shindig 344 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,506 is to start over, so-- 345 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,474 got a better idea. 346 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,843 Why don't you convince your family to leave Mystic Falls? 347 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:32,844 And why would I do that? 348 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,479 Why would a group of vampires hang around 349 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,715 an abandoned town with nothing to eat? 350 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,651 What are we talking about? 351 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,686 Apparently, Matt is sick of us. 352 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:42,954 I just want my town back, 353 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,789 preferably before anyone else dies. 354 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:47,392 Look around. Look at all these people. 355 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,060 They're still alive, aren't they? 356 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,729 At least till the dessert course. 357 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:54,265 You're making it worse. 358 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,268 Come on. Let's go meet people. 359 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,412 Bonnie: Oh, did whatever animal 360 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,747 they're serving for dinner get a plus-one? 361 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,583 Hilarious. I was invited. 362 00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:12,984 You're scoping the competition. 363 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:17,121 There is not competition to scope. 364 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,824 [Knocks on door] 365 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,326 Since you're here, 366 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,361 if anyone's wondering, you're my date. 367 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,829 Sorry? 368 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:29,500 Lorenzo, I'm so glad you came. 369 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:33,271 Wouldn't miss it. 370 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,274 Bonnie, I know we've had a rocky past, 371 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,676 but I hope this means you're willing to start fresh. 372 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,011 You're the reason I'm never gonna see 373 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:44,315 my best friend again, so I hope you're joking. 374 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,925 Ahh... Hmm, nice break. 375 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,928 Well, it is my pool table, after all. 376 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,230 Ah, Damon, come play with us. 377 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:03,601 Oh, I would, but I have an irrational fear of pool tables. 378 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,671 It's not a rational fear of losing? 379 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,439 Wait. Has he nev-- 380 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,408 have you never heard the story about the guy 381 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,278 that tries to kill the vampire during a game of pool? 382 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,847 Huh. Well, considering my body's 383 00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:17,849 been in stasis for a century, 384 00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:19,384 why don't you enlighten me? 385 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,586 Well, there's this guy. 386 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,689 He's about Stefan's build, maybe a wee bit bigger, 387 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,258 little more chiseled, less height on the hair. 388 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,693 Get on with the story. 389 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,929 Right, so this vampire that he wants to kill 390 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:33,631 is at least 300 years older than him, 391 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,367 and anyone and everyone with half a brain 392 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,236 knew he was being an idiot, 393 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:42,974 but he had this inexplicable obsession, 394 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:45,343 so he bets the vampire in a game of pool, 395 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:49,781 and just as the vamp is setting up for his last shot... 396 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,954 And? 397 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,188 Never got a chance. Oh. 398 00:15:57,190 --> 00:16:00,124 Yeah. Another vampire comes out of nowhere 399 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,125 and stops him. 400 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,094 Like I said, he was being an idiot. 401 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:07,598 Wow, that is a wonderful story, hemmingway. 402 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,867 Thanks. 403 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:14,572 [Whistling "strangers in the night"] 404 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,708 Hmm. 405 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,877 Man: ¶ know what is to come ¶ 406 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:23,414 ¶ or to sing of your history ¶ 407 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,550 ¶ our lives are like... ¶ 408 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,452 I see you've mastered the Internet. 409 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:30,421 One of these students showed me something called webmd. 410 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,124 Apparently, I have a form of retrograde amnesia. 411 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,026 So far, I've cancelled out encephalitis 412 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,728 and paraneoplastic limbic encephalitis. 413 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:39,764 Most of my characteristics fall under fugue-state amnesia, 414 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,165 which is rare, but then again, 415 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,768 so is coming back from the dead, 416 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:47,505 which I just said too loudly. 417 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,240 What? 418 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:49,907 Nothing. 419 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,175 Woman: Dr. laughlin, you're back. 420 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,144 I thought you were on sabbatical. 421 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,179 Laura homested, one of your interns 422 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,382 at the med center last semester. 423 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,016 Oh, right. 424 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:01,352 You remember Laura, who you mentioned to me, right? 425 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,321 Laura my star pupil. 426 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,124 Really? You gave me a "c." 427 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,458 Anyway, how was your honeymoon? 428 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,761 Amazing, wasn't it, Ric? 429 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:13,364 Yeah, uh, fantastic. 430 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,567 Oh, Dr. laughlin, y--your nose. 431 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,002 Your nose is bleeding. 432 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,804 Oh, hey, do you mind getting us some napkins? 433 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,672 Yeah. I'll be right back. 434 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,208 [Coughs] 435 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:31,883 What the hell is wrong with me? 436 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,191 ¶ My lover ¶ 437 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:43,961 [scatting] 438 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:48,533 [Applause] 439 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,101 [Feedback] 440 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:50,968 [Clink clink clink] 441 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,271 I hate to interrupt the party, but I just wanted 442 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,940 to introduce my dearest love Julian. 443 00:17:55,942 --> 00:18:00,878 He's just returned from, shall we say, travels abroad. 444 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:06,017 My family is finally complete. 445 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,219 My hope now is that in time, 446 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,488 we can learn to accept each other 447 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,390 and, together, restore this town 448 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:16,727 with its residents to a state of peace. 449 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:17,695 Cheers. 450 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,197 Cheers. Cheers. 451 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,232 [Glasses clink] 452 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,136 [Sighs] 453 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,972 [Piano playing softly] 454 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,540 Beau, can I ask you something? 455 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,944 Lily's concerns about me weren't entirely wrong. 456 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:37,081 My time away might have affected my head a bit, 457 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,517 nothing to worry about, of course, 458 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,120 but, um, there is a little something 459 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,089 that would bring me great relief. 460 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,924 Our dearly departed Oscar had something 461 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,760 of mine, but it wasn't on him when he died, 462 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:53,297 so I thought perhaps it was in his automobile. 463 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:59,604 Could you maybe figure out where it was sent? 464 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,872 Great. 465 00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:02,907 [Pat] 466 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:11,682 We haven't met. 467 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,818 Julian. 468 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:17,088 Lorenzo. Hmm. 469 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:22,627 Those meat-and-cheese spirals were decadent. 470 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:26,097 Your staff does fantastic work. 471 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,601 I'll send them your compliments. 472 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,271 Hmm. 473 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:44,315 It's called dignity. Have some. It's free. 474 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:47,051 Oh, what I got in return was priceless. 475 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,353 Julian is looking for Oscar's car. 476 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:53,591 I intend to find it first. 477 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,727 What are you doing? 478 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:57,995 Lily is watching. 479 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,731 I am fixing your tie, making her jealous 480 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,166 like any good date. 481 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,502 That's what you wanted, right, 482 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,471 make her a little jealous? 483 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:10,875 Maybe a little. 484 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,646 [Inhales] 485 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:20,284 Anyway, I got what I came for. 486 00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:23,888 Have a nice night. 487 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,092 [Coughing] 488 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:31,229 Her nose just started to bleed, and-- 489 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,130 and then that started. 490 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,865 Oh, here. 491 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:37,702 Uh! Take my blood. 492 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:40,938 Drink. It'll heal you. 493 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,010 [Gulping] 494 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:47,778 [Gulp] 495 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,880 [Coughing] 496 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:50,948 Or not. 497 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,316 What the hell's wrong with her? 498 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,986 Valerie: Seems a vampire soul inside a human body 499 00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:57,421 does not a perfect match make. 500 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,322 What does that mean? 501 00:20:58,324 --> 00:20:59,824 The Phoenix stone traps vampire souls. 502 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:03,427 Oscar had a vampire body, got some other vampire's soul, 503 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,829 and he lost the plot. 504 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:05,763 Jo was a human. 505 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,132 Clearly, a basic human body is unable to contain 506 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,167 the essence of a vampire soul. 507 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,036 You add that together, carry the one, 508 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:15,072 you're a decomposing mess. 509 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,478 Thank you, Valerie. 510 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,313 Your tact is wildly appreciated. 511 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,048 I was just saying that she was a corpse 512 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,249 who was meant to stay a corpse. 513 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,051 We know. We heard you, but that corpse 514 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,153 was supposed to be Ric's wife who died 515 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:33,824 with two kids inside of her on their wedding day. 516 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:37,061 Sorry. I-- I had no idea. 517 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:40,598 Yeah. Well, now you do, so just sit down quietly 518 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:44,201 while he says good-bye. 519 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,875 Ah, what a pretty dress. 520 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:53,544 Do you think? Nora didn't even notice. 521 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:55,346 Well, Nora needs her eyes examined. 522 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:58,616 She's talking to everyone at this party but me. 523 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,584 I feel like a fool running around 524 00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:03,754 trying to impress my own girlfriend. 525 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:09,994 Stand still and say nothing. 526 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,666 Why don't you drink 527 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:19,236 what you're actually craving? 528 00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:21,172 Lily would have my head. 529 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:22,106 No feeding on the guests. 530 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,442 She practically made us sign on oath in our blood. 531 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,677 Mm, just as I expected. 532 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:27,478 What? 533 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:32,049 You, Mary Louise, have lost your swagger. 534 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:34,885 The girl I remember had spunk, vigor, 535 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:37,588 danger, rules be damned. 536 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:42,159 No wonder Nora's bored. 537 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:51,268 Mm, I won't tell this if you won't. 538 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,542 [Slurping] 539 00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:05,383 Dorothy Martin: ¶ gotta raise a little hell ¶ 540 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,885 ¶ ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ¶ 541 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,153 mare, did you change? 542 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,088 You're looking very Scarlett johan-- 543 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:13,691 Martin: ¶ baby, drop them bones ¶ 544 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:16,560 ¶ baby, fare thee well ¶ 545 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,262 ¶ somebody gotta ¶ 546 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:21,532 ¶ gotta raise a little hell ¶ 547 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,602 man: Excuse me. Can you tell me where the high school is? 548 00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:26,203 Oh, the entire town's shut down. 549 00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:27,538 You haven't noticed the million signs? 550 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,273 Yeah. I'm looking for the high school. 551 00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:31,442 Yeah. I heard you the first time. Why? 552 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:34,712 Uh, can you tell me where the high school is? 553 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:36,414 Who you been talking to? 554 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:37,782 Uh, I can't say. 555 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:41,185 If my boss is looking for me, can you tell him I quit? 556 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,454 Uh... 557 00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:44,588 What was that about? 558 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,624 I don't know, but I get the impression 559 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:47,691 he didn't, either. 560 00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:48,826 We should follow him... 561 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:49,827 [Cell phone chirps] 562 00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:50,861 Unless you have other plans. 563 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,296 This'll only take a minute. 564 00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:54,698 I'll meet you at my truck. 565 00:23:57,303 --> 00:24:01,372 Huh. Where the hell's your TV? 566 00:24:01,374 --> 00:24:04,175 Where's my bed? Wow. 567 00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:06,744 Guess lily took over your bedroom, 568 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:09,046 and I will bet you your old flat-screen 569 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:13,684 that Julian is not sleeping in the guest quarters. 570 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,953 Here, I thought she slept standing up 571 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:16,954 like a horse. 572 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,789 You need to help me kill him, 573 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,791 or you need to leave. 574 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,860 Do you know what this means? 575 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:23,961 Knock it off. 576 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,529 It means mom's happy. 577 00:24:25,531 --> 00:24:26,831 Another couple of months of this, 578 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,299 and she'll have convinced herself it's forever, 579 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,034 and that's when we strike, Stefan. 580 00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:31,402 Look at your bedroom. 581 00:24:31,404 --> 00:24:33,437 Our house is unrecognizable. 582 00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:36,607 Lily needs to go, and killing Julian 583 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,609 is the start of that. 584 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,244 You know something. 585 00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:42,313 Look at you-- murdery, vengeful. 586 00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:43,747 It's very humanity-off, Stefan, 587 00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:45,749 except your switch is intact, which means 588 00:24:45,751 --> 00:24:49,453 you know something, so spit it out. 589 00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:54,225 It's not my secret to tell, Damon. 590 00:24:54,227 --> 00:24:55,326 Oh, really? 591 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:58,896 Matt: So Nora showed me where they keep the good stuff. 592 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:01,265 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on. 593 00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:04,635 Does this bottle say, "default deputy"? No. 594 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:07,104 No. It says, "Damon's good stuff. 595 00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:10,508 Do not touch." 596 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:13,344 [Coughing] 597 00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:22,319 Stefan: Take Bonnie. Get out of here. 598 00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:26,357 It's about to get ugly. 599 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,463 My brother told the story wrong. 600 00:25:32,465 --> 00:25:34,398 Ugh! 601 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,734 Uh...Ooh! 602 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,803 Aagh! 603 00:25:39,805 --> 00:25:41,138 What are you doing? 604 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:45,409 Aagh! Aagh! Aagh! Aagh! 605 00:26:05,631 --> 00:26:07,698 [Run-out groove crackling] 606 00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:14,004 Uhh... 607 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:23,480 Mhh... 608 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:26,951 Lily: What did I do to make you hate me so much? 609 00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:28,252 It's not about you. 610 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:29,153 Not about me? 611 00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:30,554 Ever since I've been back, all you have done 612 00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:32,990 is try to strip me of my happiness. 613 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:36,060 Answer me. What did I do wrong? 614 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:38,462 [Footsteps] 615 00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:40,631 Well, 616 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:43,334 I see Stefan's plan went swimmingly. 617 00:26:43,336 --> 00:26:46,203 Probably explains why your fake guests are leaving. 618 00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:48,005 Sit down, both of you. 619 00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:50,608 Damon: Oh, well, we wouldn't want to wear out our welcome. 620 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:53,944 Ha ha! Brother, let's hit the road. 621 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,080 Sit down, son, 622 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:59,483 or I'll seat you myself. 623 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,454 Ok. 624 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,730 Hmm, over a hundred years 625 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:15,633 inside this thing, although in this, 626 00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:18,102 my own custom-made hell, 627 00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:20,838 time is meaningless. 628 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,941 The pain, the emptiness, 629 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:26,143 the complete lack of humanity 630 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:30,614 is quite literally endless. 631 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:33,884 No. Every day is the same. 632 00:27:33,886 --> 00:27:35,052 I wake up. 633 00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:37,554 I try to escape, but instead, 634 00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:40,224 I end up killing the person 635 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:43,594 that I love the most. 636 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:48,365 Every day, over and over again, 637 00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,934 I drive a stake through your mother. 638 00:27:50,936 --> 00:27:55,406 It's almost enough to turn even the soundest mind mad, 639 00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:57,574 but when you're over 475 years old, 640 00:27:57,576 --> 00:27:59,276 you learn a thing or two about yourself. 641 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:02,212 This couldn't be real because I would never 642 00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:05,949 bring harm to your mother. 643 00:28:05,951 --> 00:28:09,053 Hell was playing tricks on me, hmm? 644 00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:11,355 It was trying to break me, but, no, 645 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,223 I wouldn't let it because I knew 646 00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:17,461 that if I did snap-- 647 00:28:17,463 --> 00:28:20,764 ooh, no, no-- 648 00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:24,201 I wouldn't be a man. 649 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:27,071 I'd be a monster. 650 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:29,940 Julian. 651 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:34,712 Your children have no respect for you. 652 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,515 Rrgh... 653 00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:44,288 Julian! 654 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:46,457 Knock it off. 655 00:28:46,692 --> 00:28:51,128 Ah! Julian. Julian. 656 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:53,197 Julian. 657 00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:55,399 [Gasps] 658 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:58,836 Boys, out now. 659 00:29:02,641 --> 00:29:05,542 I wonder what webmd 660 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:08,011 would have to say about me now. 661 00:29:08,013 --> 00:29:11,782 It's probably best not to find out. 662 00:29:11,784 --> 00:29:15,719 A woman was wielding a sword 663 00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:17,788 that pierced my heart. 664 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:18,689 The blade was metal. 665 00:29:18,691 --> 00:29:21,859 It shouldn't have been able to kill me, but it did. 666 00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:24,828 Did you just remember this? 667 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:30,601 I also remembered my name. 668 00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:35,372 I think I'm Florence. 669 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:37,407 Well, it's nice to meet you, Florence. 670 00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:39,810 Birdy: ¶ I've been sleepless at night... ¶ 671 00:29:39,812 --> 00:29:43,147 I am so sorry that I put you through this. 672 00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:44,882 It's ok. 673 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:47,785 I know you want your wife back. 674 00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:51,054 I'm sorry I'm not her. 675 00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:55,159 I wish I was. She was a lucky woman. 676 00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:57,694 Birdy: ¶ if I look back to the start now... ¶ 677 00:29:57,696 --> 00:30:01,498 you would have been an amazing husband. 678 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,700 Birdy: ¶ I see everything true ¶ 679 00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:07,838 ¶ there's still a fire in my heart, my darling ¶ 680 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,774 it's been so nice-- 681 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:15,579 it's been so nice to hear her voice again. 682 00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:17,581 Thank you. 683 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:21,752 Thank you for allowing me to say good-bye. 684 00:30:21,754 --> 00:30:25,389 Birdy: ¶ and who says love should ¶ 685 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:27,024 [alaric sobs] 686 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:30,494 Birdy: ¶ break us when we fall? ¶ 687 00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,963 good-bye, Ric. 688 00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:36,099 Birdy: ¶ and if we're strong enough ¶ 689 00:30:36,101 --> 00:30:38,202 ¶ to let it in ¶ 690 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:42,573 ¶ mm mm mm, mm mm mm ¶ 691 00:30:42,575 --> 00:30:44,942 ¶ we're strong enough ¶ 692 00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:47,177 ¶ to let it go ¶ 693 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:50,214 ¶ oh oh oh, oh oh ¶ 694 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:57,054 ¶ let it all go, let it all go, let it all out now ¶ 695 00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:02,926 ¶ we're strong enough ¶ 696 00:31:02,928 --> 00:31:05,062 ¶ to let it go ¶ 697 00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:09,032 ¶ oh oh oh, oh oh ¶ 698 00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:37,094 [rattling] 699 00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:42,165 Hey, hey, what are you doing here? 700 00:31:43,168 --> 00:31:46,837 He did actually see us, didn't he? 701 00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:13,730 All right, everybody. Please stand up. 702 00:32:13,732 --> 00:32:17,734 We're gonna get you out of here, ok? 703 00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:18,936 [Snap snap] 704 00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:22,039 Bonnie: It's not gonna work, Matt. 705 00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:25,809 Someone compelled them to be here. 706 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:30,681 Sanguinem filio, 707 00:32:30,683 --> 00:32:32,849 sanguinem effugarex perpetuum... 708 00:32:32,851 --> 00:32:36,186 Do you want the white sheet or the off-white sheet? 709 00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:38,055 I don't care. You choose. 710 00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:40,557 Effugarex perpetuum... 711 00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:43,327 What are you doing? 712 00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:44,594 What is that? 713 00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:46,563 It's my wedding video postexplosion. 714 00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:50,367 I've never been able to watch it past the wedding vows. 715 00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:54,204 Valerie, turn it off. Wait. 716 00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:56,406 I recognize this chant. 717 00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:58,075 That gemini kid kai thought they 718 00:32:58,077 --> 00:32:59,910 were sending him to a prison world. 719 00:32:59,912 --> 00:33:01,144 Who cares? Turn it off. 720 00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:02,145 No. You're not listening. 721 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:04,214 They weren't sending him away, Caroline. 722 00:33:04,216 --> 00:33:06,216 They were trying to save 723 00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:09,753 the next generation of gemini twins. 724 00:33:10,022 --> 00:33:14,291 I think your babies are still alive. 725 00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:20,697 He's still alive, 726 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:22,632 so I don't know what you're moping about. 727 00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:24,935 No talking until I'm seeing two of you. 728 00:33:24,937 --> 00:33:27,404 Then I'll kick both of your asses. 729 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:29,773 This is why there is a hard line 730 00:33:29,775 --> 00:33:31,641 between good and evil, Stefan. 731 00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:33,410 I don't cross over into your territory. 732 00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:34,811 Don't cross over into mine. 733 00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:36,947 This isn't about you, Damon. Get over it. 734 00:33:36,949 --> 00:33:38,715 You know, I never thought I'd say this, 735 00:33:38,717 --> 00:33:40,250 Stefan, but I miss the days when 736 00:33:40,252 --> 00:33:41,585 you just let your big brother 737 00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:42,886 handle all the dirty work. 738 00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:44,187 Quite frankly, I can't figure out 739 00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,189 why you have such a big beef with this guy, 740 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:49,426 unless v-card Valerie got under your skin. 741 00:33:49,428 --> 00:33:51,294 You don't want to start with me right now, Damon. 742 00:33:51,296 --> 00:33:52,496 I'm surprised, Stefan. 743 00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:54,031 I thought Caroline was the one, 744 00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:55,365 and yet, again, we all thought 745 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:56,767 Elena was the one, huh? 746 00:33:56,769 --> 00:33:59,202 What is it about the first time 747 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:02,406 that just makes it so memorable? 748 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:14,951 I got Valerie pregnant... 749 00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:16,853 What? 750 00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:19,189 In 1863. 751 00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:21,725 Julian found out about it, 752 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:23,960 and he beat her 753 00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:27,564 until the baby was no longer alive. 754 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:29,766 Oh... 755 00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:34,871 I could've been a father. 756 00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:37,441 Why didn't you just tell me? 757 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:39,176 What'd you want me to do, 758 00:34:39,178 --> 00:34:40,944 tell you I could've had a kid 759 00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:42,946 and watch you brush it off 760 00:34:42,948 --> 00:34:44,448 with some glib joke about 761 00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:47,050 how it was 150 years ago? 762 00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:49,686 Yeah. I know it was 150 years ago, Damon, 763 00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:53,290 and it's stupid how much it affects me, 764 00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:57,160 but it still does. 765 00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:01,932 I want him dead, Damon. 766 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:05,168 No one's gonna stop me from killing him-- 767 00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:08,839 not in 6 months, not in 6 weeks-- 768 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,342 now. 769 00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:23,920 Valerie: Twins are the lifeblood of the gemini coven. 770 00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:25,422 If a pregnant mother is in danger, 771 00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:27,958 then the transfer is our magical failsafe. 772 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,328 It's rarely used but used nonetheless. 773 00:35:31,330 --> 00:35:34,331 Ric, tell me that this isn't crazy. 774 00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:36,266 My wife, who died months ago, 775 00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:39,402 just looked me in the eyes and said good-bye to me. 776 00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:41,304 Why the hell not? 777 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,240 Because I don't want you to get your hopes up 778 00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:45,408 for something that's insane. 779 00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:48,111 I need your blood. 780 00:35:51,216 --> 00:35:54,317 Now put it here-- Indonesia, 781 00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:57,254 farthest geographical point from Mystic Falls. 782 00:35:57,256 --> 00:35:59,923 Your progeny are, obviously, made up of your DNA. 783 00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:03,126 If they're alive, the blood will travel along the map. 784 00:36:03,128 --> 00:36:05,695 Once it's in the proximity of the babies, 785 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:08,031 the map should ignite. 786 00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:12,602 Close your eyes. Clear your mind. 787 00:36:14,072 --> 00:36:17,140 Phesmatos quare infantatum. 788 00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:19,242 Phesmatos quare filios. 789 00:36:19,244 --> 00:36:21,278 Ado finet terraeum. 790 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,313 Nunc temos rogamus. 791 00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:25,415 Combutis et sanguinem. 792 00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:29,052 Phesmatos quare infantatum. 793 00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:36,526 Stefan: May I ask you something? 794 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,128 Did Julian remind you 795 00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:40,263 of anyone in particular tonight? 796 00:36:40,265 --> 00:36:42,532 The almighty giuseppe Salvatore. 797 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,734 Mm-hmm. You saw it, too. 798 00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:46,570 Yep, although I will say, 799 00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:48,538 Julian's right hook 800 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,942 has got a little more heft to it. 801 00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:56,213 Elena and I talked about starting a family. 802 00:36:56,215 --> 00:36:58,348 I mean, it was fantasy, but still, 803 00:36:58,350 --> 00:36:59,983 we secretly knew as long as she 804 00:36:59,985 --> 00:37:02,152 was a vampire, it's all it was. 805 00:37:02,154 --> 00:37:04,254 Then she took the cure, and all of a sudden, 806 00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:07,023 having a real family was a possibility. 807 00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:09,159 Granted, it'd be dysfunctional as hell, 808 00:37:09,161 --> 00:37:12,762 but we'd have a real human family. 809 00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:15,031 Did it ever scare you, 810 00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:16,700 the thought that maybe you'd 811 00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:18,335 turn out like our father? 812 00:37:18,337 --> 00:37:21,371 The guy sent our mom away to die alone. 813 00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:23,673 He bullied us for years, and then he shot us. 814 00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:27,244 If anything, I just want to be a great dad to spite him. 815 00:37:27,246 --> 00:37:29,546 Hmm. What about you? 816 00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:31,615 Well, I've been on this earth 817 00:37:31,617 --> 00:37:34,651 for 160-some years, and I've seen 818 00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:36,353 the world at 30,000 feet. 819 00:37:36,355 --> 00:37:38,321 I've traveled to every continent 820 00:37:38,323 --> 00:37:40,557 and learned how to cook, 821 00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:42,692 built a Porsche. 822 00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:46,196 I think my only regret 823 00:37:46,198 --> 00:37:50,300 would be not having a kid. 824 00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:55,205 If you want Julian dead, I'll help you. 825 00:37:55,207 --> 00:37:59,376 Tomorrow, tonight, now... 826 00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:01,678 I'm in. 827 00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:22,365 What the hell happened down there? 828 00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:25,135 You were in a blind rage. 829 00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:26,436 Ha! Rage? 830 00:38:26,438 --> 00:38:28,505 We offered them escargot and wine, 831 00:38:28,507 --> 00:38:29,906 and your boy threw me in the fire, 832 00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:31,574 so he's lucky that he still has his head. 833 00:38:31,576 --> 00:38:33,643 They were just trying to hurt me, all right? 834 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:36,313 Look. The whole point of tonight was 835 00:38:36,315 --> 00:38:38,782 to end this feud, not start a new one. 836 00:38:38,784 --> 00:38:40,150 Why do you care what they think? 837 00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:42,886 The lily that I remember moved on from her children. 838 00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:46,156 Where's the girl that I fell in love with, 839 00:38:46,158 --> 00:38:48,992 the girl that I found irresistible? 840 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:53,196 I can't say that I recognize this version. 841 00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:59,569 This version has no desire to see her children dead. 842 00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:02,339 If you have a problem with that, 843 00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:05,375 we have a problem. 844 00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:13,149 Lily... 845 00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:18,555 Perhaps I'm more affected by my time away 846 00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:21,257 than I wanted to admit. 847 00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:23,526 You know I was wishing that the hell had gone away, 848 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:27,797 but my mind, it's not right. 849 00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:31,334 I mean, the truth is, 850 00:39:31,336 --> 00:39:35,238 I'm frightened that 851 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:39,442 I'm not the Julian that you remember. 852 00:39:46,151 --> 00:39:49,386 We'll fix it. [Sighs] 853 00:39:49,388 --> 00:39:52,522 We'll fix it together, all right, 854 00:39:52,524 --> 00:39:56,192 but you must promise me 855 00:39:56,194 --> 00:40:01,598 nothing like that will ever happen again. 856 00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:10,840 Well, in the meantime... 857 00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:12,075 [Sniffles] 858 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:14,811 I need to feel safe. 859 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:16,780 Your kids will strike again, 860 00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:20,283 and I need to protect myself. 861 00:40:21,253 --> 00:40:24,220 What I believe you have in mind 862 00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:26,389 will take the cooperation 863 00:40:26,391 --> 00:40:29,058 of the entire family. 864 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:30,493 It will, 865 00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:35,231 but I don't anticipate that to be a problem. 866 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:38,468 They love me. 867 00:40:42,674 --> 00:40:44,140 Valerie: It's the end of the earth. 868 00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:46,443 Now we ask the themes. 869 00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:47,977 Burns and blood. 870 00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:50,580 Why do you whine about children? 871 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:52,182 Ado will end the earth. 872 00:40:52,184 --> 00:40:54,517 Now we ask the themes. 873 00:40:54,519 --> 00:40:56,686 Burns and blood. 874 00:40:56,688 --> 00:40:58,588 Why are the children suffering? 875 00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:01,124 Guys, I don't think so it's working. 876 00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:03,660 Now we ask the themes. 877 00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:04,928 Burns and blood. 878 00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:07,764 Caroline: Guys, stop. The spell isn't working, ok? 879 00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:10,233 The blood's just off the map now 880 00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:13,169 See? I warned you not to get your hopes up. 881 00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:15,138 Oh, my God! 882 00:41:21,379 --> 00:41:24,314 ok What the hell happened? 883 00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:26,816 Not possible. 884 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,384 What's not possible? 885 00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:29,786 Valerie: Babies. They're here. 886 00:41:29,788 --> 00:41:31,588 Caroline: Where, huh, floating in a raft 887 00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:33,423 in the pacific ocean somewhere? 888 00:41:33,425 --> 00:41:36,125 Look at the map. Your spell didn't work. 889 00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:40,663 They're not on the map, Caroline. 890 00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:44,968 They're inside of you.