1 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:16,255 Hello. Allow me to introduce myself. 2 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,556 I am Jackie Mulchen, 3 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:23,306 the executive producer in charge of all productions here at Paramount. 4 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:28,227 And before showing this picture, I thought I should at least explain. 5 00:00:28,404 --> 00:00:32,353 The motion picture you're about to see isn't the run-of-the-mill film fare 6 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:36,483 that has been presented to the moviegoing public of late. 7 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,624 It's quite easy making this type of picture, 8 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:45,126 filled with love, emotion and tears. 9 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:49,706 And of course, we could easily make the space... 10 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,342 ...violence... 11 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:55,674 ...and horror films that are enjoyed by many peoples of the world. 12 00:00:57,433 --> 00:01:01,181 But we chose to make what you're about to see. 13 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:04,438 A film based on fun. 14 00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:10,479 And it's just a little different insofar as there is no story and no plot. 15 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:15,281 That's right. I said no story, no plot. 16 00:01:15,451 --> 00:01:19,283 It is actually a series of silly sequences. 17 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:22,491 Or you might say it is a visual diary 18 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:27,162 of a few weeks in the life of a real nut. 19 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,208 And it's real silly. 20 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:38,305 Oh, put it on. Show it to 'em. Put it on! 21 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:54,319 This is Walter Winchell reporting, 22 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,732 and this is Miami Beach at night. 23 00:01:56,909 --> 00:02:00,194 The nights here are the same as anywhere else. 24 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:03,206 No sun. 25 00:02:03,374 --> 00:02:06,790 This is the same Miami Beach, daytime. 26 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:11,587 It is just waking up, rubbing the sand out of its palms, 27 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:15,802 ready for another "let's be pretty for the tourists" day, 28 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,843 a day that could never get started 29 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:19,922 without the people who provide the services 30 00:02:20,099 --> 00:02:24,559 that are required in order that the visitor is satisfied. 31 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,433 The people who serve are the real backbone, 32 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:31,438 the people who serve and work in order that you might pay... 33 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,484 ... that is, play. 34 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:59,089 Company... halt! 35 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:03,346 And of course, there are chefs, chambermaids, clerks, hostesses, 36 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,186 waiters, doormen, bartenders, waitresses, 37 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,642 musicians and entertainers. 38 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:13,648 But these men are the real unsung heroes of a hotel, 39 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,690 the men who have no real direction. 40 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,319 They are called on day and night, for anything, 41 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:22,196 from burping babies to walking the dog. 42 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:25,869 These are the men who are almost always called upon 43 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:30,168 for services above and beyond the call of duty. 44 00:03:30,336 --> 00:03:33,087 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I call them men, 45 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:36,873 but everyone else calls for... the bellboy. 46 00:03:55,319 --> 00:04:00,906 As the bellboys break ranks, they all know where to go and what to do. 47 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:03,198 That is, most of them. 48 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:01,686 How are you? 49 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:10,242 Here, Stanley. Get everything out of the trunk. 50 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:31,138 George, come help me. 51 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,680 Hello? Hello? 52 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,644 Hello, Mr Hartman. How are you? 53 00:06:35,813 --> 00:06:38,933 - Yes, we... - I need a couple of guys... 54 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:41,777 Yes, we have your trunks. 55 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:45,858 I can't hear very well. What did you say? 56 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,940 Oh, yes, of course. 57 00:06:48,117 --> 00:06:52,364 We've got beautiful accommodations. I'm sure you'll be happy with them. 58 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:55,788 We'd be delighted to see you. Yes. 59 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:58,283 Yes, thank you. Goodbye. 60 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:43,495 - I'm Mr Carter. I have a reservation. - Yes, sir, Mr Carter. Sign here, please. 61 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,040 It's nice to have you with us again. 62 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:51,595 Unfortunately, I can't stay too long. This has to be a hit-and-run vacation. 63 00:07:51,764 --> 00:07:55,713 We certainly hope you enjoy your stay. Front boy! 64 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:59,060 Mr Carter is in Room 625. 65 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:04,182 We certainly hope you enjoy your stay, Miss Winkly. 66 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,020 Front boy! 67 00:08:06,946 --> 00:08:09,946 Miss Winkly is in Room 626. 68 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:16,277 It's so nice to see you again, Mrs Hartong. Let me help you. 69 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:27,287 You're very lucky. We've been having wonderful weather, Mrs Hartong. 70 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:30,752 Here we go, that's it. Easy. 71 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,885 That's it now. 72 00:08:56,287 --> 00:09:00,995 Boy, open that bag and hang those things up in the closet. 73 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:37,860 Well, if it isn't Mrs Hartong back with us again. 74 00:09:38,037 --> 00:09:41,370 I hope it isn't because of dieting again. 75 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:45,665 Don't you fret. We'll do all we can. 76 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:48,541 But you'll have to stay away from the candy. 77 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,588 - I know, I know. - Good. 78 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:54,625 Clerk, the key to Room 988 for Mrs Hartong, please. 79 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:58,718 I'm sure you'll be very happy in the new wing, Mrs Hartong. 80 00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:12,692 I'd like to leave a forwarding address. 81 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,322 Certainly. 82 00:10:16,951 --> 00:10:19,406 Two weeks certainly did fly by, Mrs Hartong. 83 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,238 They certainly did. 84 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:24,118 - You look wonderful. - Thank you. 85 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,200 You kept away from the candy. 86 00:10:26,377 --> 00:10:29,247 - Goodbye, Mr Novak. Thank you. - Goodbye. 87 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:33,835 Move that car over. Pull it over, that's it. 88 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:38,636 Now move the other one! What a day I've put in. 89 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:41,641 Oh, Mrs Hartong, I didn't recognise you. 90 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:45,142 You look crazy. I mean, great. 91 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:48,479 Thank you, Carl. Has my uncle's car arrived yet? 92 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:51,021 Not yet, Mrs Hartong. I'll call and check. 93 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:52,652 Thank you. 94 00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:56,566 Mrs Hartong is right here. 95 00:10:56,740 --> 00:11:00,608 Mrs Hartong, your uncle asked if you would please wait. 96 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:03,075 He'll be here in 20 minutes. 97 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:05,916 - That'll be fine. I'll wait. - All right. 98 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,084 Mrs Hartong said it'll be fine. Thank you. 99 00:11:10,129 --> 00:11:13,414 - Would you care to sit here? - Thank you. 100 00:11:56,300 --> 00:12:00,463 Stanley, you've been at this for 40 minutes. Get going, will you? 101 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:08,258 I don't mind you helping the guys. But you've been here for over an hour. 102 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:11,806 Get back to the bell desk. On the double! 103 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,022 Stanley! 104 00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,926 - I don't get it. - Get what? 105 00:12:43,097 --> 00:12:44,888 This kid loves his work. 106 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:51,728 Now you've got that done, please be good enough... Let me rephrase that. 107 00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:57,770 To keep you out of mischief, set up the seats for the motion picture tonight. 108 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:01,990 Stanley, we don't talk back. Get along, get along. 109 00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:27,616 What is it? I've never seen you laugh so hard. 110 00:14:27,785 --> 00:14:30,073 I've got Stanley on theatre seating duty. 111 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,534 Alone? How long has he been in there? 112 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,577 I just sent him. It'll take two or three days. 113 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:38,871 - Let's go and watch. - OK. Let's go. 114 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,106 He's fast. 115 00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:08,030 Mr Novak, I'm so excited. I've never seen a movie star up close before. 116 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,575 Enjoy yourself. 117 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,321 It's Jerry Lewis. 118 00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:14,946 Mother used to take me to see him when I was a kid. 119 00:15:15,124 --> 00:15:17,247 He'll be here in a moment. 120 00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:21,036 Be sure that all the accommodations are exactly as he ordered. 121 00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:23,704 Whatever you do, be pleasant. 122 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:27,086 There he is. Places, everybody. Places. 123 00:16:42,378 --> 00:16:46,292 - No autographs, please. - Stand back, folks. 124 00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:48,588 Stand back. No autographs. 125 00:16:57,476 --> 00:17:00,014 Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. 126 00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:08,440 - Is this where we register? - Yes, sir. Right this way. 127 00:17:11,115 --> 00:17:13,487 Hold it. Hold it! 128 00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:15,984 Hold it. Back. Hold it. 129 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:18,403 Hold it. Hold it! 130 00:17:19,415 --> 00:17:21,491 Stop with the brushing. 131 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,706 We've been together a long time. 132 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,914 I've asked you many things and you've come through for me. 133 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:31,834 Now I'm asking you to hold it. Stop pushing, stop rushing, just hold it. 134 00:17:32,011 --> 00:17:36,304 We're all adults and I'll expect you all to conduct yourselves as an adult will. 135 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:40,934 Hold it. I've never asked you this but I'm asking you now, simply, purely, 136 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,930 hold it! 137 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:46,556 I'm a nervous wreck. Let me have a cigarette. 138 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:50,268 - Thank you. A light? - Yes, sir. 139 00:17:50,446 --> 00:17:52,853 All right. All right. All right! 140 00:17:55,159 --> 00:17:56,617 Hold it. 141 00:17:56,785 --> 00:18:00,035 Stop with the brushing. Another cigarette, please. 142 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,245 I'll smoke it dry. 143 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:06,248 Mr Lewis, we're all excited about your appearance at the Fontainebleau. 144 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:11,663 We should be used to celebrities by now. We've had some of the big ones staying. 145 00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:14,298 Wrong Way Corrigan. 146 00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:16,012 Ma Perkins. 147 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,801 And don't forget Bill Holden's aunt. 148 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:21,133 Bill Holden's aunt. Yes. 149 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:29,603 I would like very much, if you don't mind, to get to my room as soon as possible. 150 00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:32,813 - Did you have a pleasant journey? - Fine. 151 00:18:33,489 --> 00:18:35,113 He's so funny. 152 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,402 This is the private entrance to the hotel. 153 00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:42,657 Your suite is on the fifth floor and totally secluded. I'm sure you'll like it. 154 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,374 That's wonderful. 155 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:47,745 - He's always good for a laugh. - He sure is funny. 156 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,162 I would like the seclusion and privacy. 157 00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:55,215 I had a terrible mishap a week ago in the family. An aunt died and... 158 00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:59,636 Nothing like a laugh! 159 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,843 He sure is funny! 160 00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:09,474 - Would you care to register, Mr Lewis? - I'd like to register and go to the room. 161 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:11,144 All right! 162 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,896 I need another card. 163 00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:16,439 It's all right. You may register in your suite. This way. 164 00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,572 Thank you very much. I... 165 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,782 Back, back! 166 00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:22,328 Back! 167 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:26,446 We're gonna go in the elevator and we're gonna go single file like nice people. 168 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,496 - Remember, hold it. Leon? - Yes, chief? 169 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:32,457 - Who are all these people? - They all work for you. 170 00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:34,790 Who's the guy with the straw hat? 171 00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,960 He's the guy that tells you who we are. 172 00:19:37,136 --> 00:19:41,548 That's good. I wouldn't have known. I got such a bunch of people. 173 00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:45,057 This is a very nice room. Where's the bed? Oh, it's the elevator. 174 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,184 Wait, don't push. 175 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,146 That's it. Just file in. 176 00:19:49,315 --> 00:19:53,977 Move to your left. That's it. Now let me get in. Let me get into the side. 177 00:19:54,153 --> 00:19:57,569 That's it. Get off. You're stepping on my suede... 178 00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,531 Will you stop with the brushing? 179 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:04,409 I'm awfully sorry, Ben. These people are just so overanxious. 180 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:07,153 I appreciate it. You've got to have your staff. 181 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,499 I've got a barber and a gardener and people assisting me. 182 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:15,047 When I do the shows I try my best to do what I can to perform 183 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:19,083 and I need the elements and all of these people function for me... 184 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,503 Stop brushing. 185 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:29,513 - Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - Yeah. 186 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:32,938 But there couldn't be two of them. Right? 187 00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:38,101 Right. Hey, Stanley couldn't be a Clark Kent, could he? 188 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,818 Don't be silly. 189 00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:45,494 But he could be a Lamont Cranston. 190 00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:01,218 Bell captain. 191 00:21:01,387 --> 00:21:04,969 He didn't? I'm sorry, sir. Yes, sir, right away. 192 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,683 Front boy. 193 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:11,809 That brown rawhide bag goes up to the Lewis entourage. On the double. 194 00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,997 Stanley. On the double! 195 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,059 - There you are. - For me, Mr Berle. 196 00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:57,398 Yes, ma'am. There are a lot of autograph hounds. 197 00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:00,320 Mr Berle, my little daughter sings. 198 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,654 She sings every time the neighbours come over. What should I do? 199 00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:05,235 Move. 200 00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:09,786 Deliver this to Milton Berle right away. 201 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,295 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 202 00:22:18,464 --> 00:22:20,919 - Please? - Sure, young lady. 203 00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:26,762 You know, you look like a girl I know from New York. 204 00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:29,053 Were you ever...? Just a minute, son. 205 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:31,466 Are you down here with your mother? 206 00:22:31,644 --> 00:22:35,973 Your mother's down here with you? Just a minute, son, please. 207 00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:38,188 There you are, young lady. 208 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:41,853 Would you do me a favour? 209 00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:46,192 You must learn never to interrupt anybody when they're busy. 210 00:22:46,367 --> 00:22:50,827 I don't care what you want to say, but you must learn etiquette, politeness. 211 00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:53,748 Don't look over there. Look at me. 212 00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:56,241 Be a good boy. Never interrupt people. 213 00:22:56,418 --> 00:23:00,831 The rudest thing to do is to interrupt people when they're trying to... 214 00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:03,082 Oh, you have a message for me. 215 00:23:03,259 --> 00:23:05,963 I'm sorry. I didn't know. Here's a tip. 216 00:23:19,984 --> 00:23:21,561 Milton. 217 00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:24,444 Hi, Milt. 218 00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:28,024 What's the matter? 219 00:23:29,118 --> 00:23:31,525 - Milty? - You wouldn't believe it. 220 00:23:31,704 --> 00:23:34,277 You wouldn't believe it. 221 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,532 Milton, what's the matter? 222 00:23:38,294 --> 00:23:41,330 - Message for Jerry Lewis. - Right here, boy. 223 00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:49,252 - Mr Lewis. - Yes? 224 00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:51,639 Thank you. 225 00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,228 What's the trouble, sir? 226 00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:02,518 Nothing. You wouldn't understand or believe it. 227 00:24:13,829 --> 00:24:16,498 There's a lot of kooks in this hotel. 228 00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:18,574 Straighten up there! 229 00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:54,404 Let's go. 230 00:24:54,578 --> 00:24:56,618 - Where's Stanley? - I don't know. 231 00:24:56,789 --> 00:25:00,407 - We said we'd wait for him. - We'll miss the first race. 232 00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:04,796 Stanley, the races go on in 20 minutes. You're off duty now. 233 00:25:04,964 --> 00:25:07,964 - We'll talk later. Let's go. - Go get dressed. 234 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:11,004 Let's go. We'll meet you outside. 235 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:22,099 - Where's Stanley now? - Who knows? 236 00:25:22,273 --> 00:25:24,942 - Let's go. - We're late already. 237 00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:30,906 He's a speedy boy! 238 00:25:38,914 --> 00:25:40,907 What do you think, Herkie? 239 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:43,835 I can't make up my mind. How about you, Dave? 240 00:25:44,003 --> 00:25:47,454 I'm thinking. Sonny, how does it look to you? 241 00:25:47,631 --> 00:25:50,549 Well, I don't know. 242 00:25:50,718 --> 00:25:54,632 Looks like our friend Flicka has vanished again. 243 00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:59,052 - Where did this kid go? - He probably went to make a bet. 244 00:25:59,226 --> 00:26:02,761 I don't have to go nowhere to bet he's into mischief. 245 00:26:02,938 --> 00:26:06,188 Attention, please. May we have your attention? 246 00:26:06,358 --> 00:26:11,269 Due to circumstances beyond our control we have to cancel the first race. 247 00:26:11,447 --> 00:26:14,863 We are very sorry. Please make your bets for the second race 248 00:26:15,034 --> 00:26:19,530 and all the first race bets will be refunded at the windows. Thank you. 249 00:26:27,212 --> 00:26:29,703 Locker room. Is Stanley down there? 250 00:26:29,882 --> 00:26:31,958 OK. Thank you. 251 00:26:35,304 --> 00:26:38,471 Have you seen Stanley out there by the pool? 252 00:26:38,641 --> 00:26:40,717 All right. Thanks a lot. 253 00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:47,763 Coffee shop. Have you seen Stanley? 254 00:26:47,942 --> 00:26:51,227 Which Stanley? The only Stanley in the world. 255 00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:11,912 Is there anything I can do for you, sir? 256 00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:17,406 Front boy! Stanley, take over for a few minutes. I'll be right back. 257 00:30:30,998 --> 00:30:36,337 All right. What's the matter with you? You've seen pretty girls before. 258 00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:39,208 We've had model conventions before. 259 00:30:39,381 --> 00:30:44,672 When these girls are here in this hotel, they're treated like any other guest. 260 00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:48,795 What you do during working hours is our business. 261 00:30:48,974 --> 00:30:54,099 And what you do after working hours is our business. Don't fool around. 262 00:30:54,271 --> 00:30:57,723 Remember, no girl is that important. 263 00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:00,189 I think. 264 00:31:24,593 --> 00:31:28,923 Mr Novak, you know I'm very faithful to this hotel and to you. 265 00:31:29,098 --> 00:31:34,768 I do my job and keep from bothering you with a lot of petty annoyances. 266 00:31:34,937 --> 00:31:37,891 Today, something happened I've got to tell you about. 267 00:31:38,065 --> 00:31:42,442 When the models convention came into the hotel, the bellhops lined up 268 00:31:42,611 --> 00:31:46,823 and as the models came in, every single bellhop grabbed a girl. 269 00:31:46,991 --> 00:31:51,451 They jumped out of line, grabbed a girl. Every single one of them had a girl. 270 00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:55,155 Except me, and I think it's pretty darn unfair. 271 00:32:20,649 --> 00:32:25,145 I keep telling you, I keep telling you, I keep telling you, 272 00:32:25,321 --> 00:32:29,365 and I keep telling you, stop spending money. 273 00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:33,151 I'll stop spending money when you stop spending money. 274 00:32:33,329 --> 00:32:35,654 Don't live my life for me. 275 00:32:35,831 --> 00:32:38,951 I wouldn't, except that I have to live it with you. 276 00:32:39,126 --> 00:32:40,786 - Shut it! - Shut what? 277 00:32:40,961 --> 00:32:43,286 - Your big mouth. - My big mouth? 278 00:32:43,464 --> 00:32:47,296 If you measured it, you'd find my mouth is just a pinhole 279 00:32:47,468 --> 00:32:50,041 compared to the hollow tunnel you've got. 280 00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:53,091 - You asked for it. - Don't hit my husband. 281 00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:57,761 Young dog. Where do you come off, butting in on our business? 282 00:32:57,937 --> 00:33:00,724 Don't you dare! How dare you? 283 00:33:00,898 --> 00:33:03,899 Busybody, nosy. Mind your own business. 284 00:33:04,068 --> 00:33:07,650 Come on, honey. Don't pay any attention to him. 285 00:33:07,821 --> 00:33:10,110 He don't know what he's talking about. 286 00:33:10,282 --> 00:33:12,275 My darling! 287 00:33:27,925 --> 00:33:32,801 I'm telling you, either you see to it that your men are dressed neatly and clean 288 00:33:32,972 --> 00:33:35,130 or there's going to be trouble. 289 00:33:35,307 --> 00:33:38,842 We're not running a gymnasium. This is a very high-class hotel. 290 00:33:39,019 --> 00:33:41,095 - Do you understand? - Yes, sir. 291 00:33:41,272 --> 00:33:44,890 - I'll say it again. Neat, clean, nice. - Yes, sir. 292 00:33:45,067 --> 00:33:50,654 Good taste, good clothes, refinement, distinction. That is very, very important. 293 00:33:50,823 --> 00:33:53,396 Put this in my cabana. 294 00:33:54,243 --> 00:33:55,785 Bell captain. 295 00:33:55,953 --> 00:33:59,452 No, sir, I'm sorry, you'll have to call room service. 296 00:33:59,623 --> 00:34:01,912 Company, halt! 297 00:34:02,084 --> 00:34:04,540 - Left face! - Left face! 298 00:34:04,712 --> 00:34:08,496 This will be a half-hour break. March! Hup, hup, hup! 299 00:34:14,179 --> 00:34:15,555 Bell captain. 300 00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:42,681 Sit down. There's no one there. What do you want? A green light? 301 00:35:42,851 --> 00:35:44,809 Sit down and eat your food. 302 00:35:46,313 --> 00:35:48,140 And shut up! 303 00:35:49,191 --> 00:35:52,726 As I was saying, when someone pushes you around 304 00:35:52,903 --> 00:35:55,359 and keeps pushing you around, 305 00:35:55,531 --> 00:35:58,947 soon you're not gonna be around to get pushed around. 306 00:35:59,118 --> 00:36:02,783 - Bravo. Bravo! - You're always right, boss. 307 00:36:02,955 --> 00:36:05,031 Remember what I'm telling you. 308 00:36:05,207 --> 00:36:10,794 Go tell Dead Eye to take it easy or else it's gonna be very hot. 309 00:36:10,963 --> 00:36:16,550 I think you're wrong. We're not gonna get anywhere with muscling anybody. 310 00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,423 Things today are different than they were. 311 00:36:19,597 --> 00:36:22,266 Why can't you just be sweet? 312 00:36:22,433 --> 00:36:26,680 "Can't you just be sweet?" I don't want to be sweet! 313 00:36:26,854 --> 00:36:29,559 I want to be the way I always was - miserable. 314 00:36:29,732 --> 00:36:34,358 I want to be like they say on television, "an ornery critter". 315 00:36:34,528 --> 00:36:37,446 Now remember what I'm telling you. 316 00:36:37,615 --> 00:36:40,781 Get hold of Dead Eye and kick a hole in his chest. 317 00:36:40,951 --> 00:36:44,320 Knock his brains out, bite his jugular vein. 318 00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:47,616 And remember one thing. No violence. 319 00:36:51,045 --> 00:36:56,964 Here's a kid with an honest face. Tell me, am I right or are they right? 320 00:36:58,010 --> 00:37:01,177 There, you see? I'm right. 321 00:37:01,347 --> 00:37:05,047 That's what I like. A kid what's got class. 322 00:37:09,188 --> 00:37:11,346 Esther, if we don't get a room 323 00:37:11,523 --> 00:37:15,023 I'm getting the first plane back to New York in the morning. 324 00:37:15,194 --> 00:37:17,899 I'm completely exhausted. 325 00:37:18,072 --> 00:37:20,479 You and your bright ideas. 326 00:37:20,658 --> 00:37:25,485 I don't blame you, but it wasn't my fault they didn't receive the telegram. 327 00:37:26,997 --> 00:37:31,873 Look, Dottie, I have an idea. That old boyfriend of mine, Bob Clayton? 328 00:37:32,044 --> 00:37:36,421 He's a bell captain here. I bet he can find accommodations for us. 329 00:37:36,590 --> 00:37:39,924 You just relax. I'll be back in a minute. OK? 330 00:38:50,664 --> 00:38:52,456 Stanley! 331 00:38:59,757 --> 00:39:03,090 I couldn't care less about your problems. 332 00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:05,336 I've got a very responsible position. 333 00:39:05,512 --> 00:39:09,012 I'm in charge of all the transportation for this hotel. 334 00:39:09,183 --> 00:39:10,807 Yes, I know, but... 335 00:39:10,976 --> 00:39:15,354 Look, I don't give a darn. We're going to work this thing out... 336 00:39:15,522 --> 00:39:18,559 Either you do it the way I say or... 337 00:39:18,734 --> 00:39:22,779 ...you can come here and we'll try to straighten it out, sir. 338 00:39:22,947 --> 00:39:25,023 Yes, sir, thank you very much. 339 00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:29,861 - Mr Novak, about this call... - Never mind. This is more important. 340 00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:32,954 We're responsible for the actions of your boys. 341 00:39:33,123 --> 00:39:36,706 At all times, you are to see to it that they conduct themselves 342 00:39:36,877 --> 00:39:40,661 in a manner befitting a man wearing the uniform of the Fontainebleau! 343 00:39:40,839 --> 00:39:42,547 Count on me. 344 00:39:42,716 --> 00:39:46,796 I'll keep them out of the strip joints if it's the last thing I do. 345 00:40:09,785 --> 00:40:11,861 And now, friends and folks, 346 00:40:12,037 --> 00:40:16,367 we're glad to present those terrific fellas, the Novelites. 347 00:40:16,542 --> 00:40:20,836 Howdy, neighbours. It's sure good this evening. I got a surprise for you. 348 00:40:21,005 --> 00:40:23,081 I brought a couple of kinfolk along. 349 00:40:23,257 --> 00:40:28,678 On my right is my old happy cousin, Smiley McCoy. Come out, Smiley boy. 350 00:40:28,846 --> 00:40:32,262 Doggone, it's sure good to see you, you little maverick, you. 351 00:40:32,433 --> 00:40:36,133 Doggone, you're looking mighty fine, Smiley boy. 352 00:40:37,104 --> 00:40:41,647 Do me a favour. Take a step forward. These are nice people sitting out here. 353 00:40:41,817 --> 00:40:45,268 Don't be afraid. Take yourself a step forward. 354 00:40:45,446 --> 00:40:49,693 Tell you what to do, Smiley. Take a big old step forward and give the folks... 355 00:40:49,908 --> 00:40:52,234 - Ah-ah! - Oh, God. 356 00:40:52,411 --> 00:40:55,531 Just take a step forward. That ain't too much. 357 00:40:55,706 --> 00:41:00,664 Take a little bitty step forward and give them your Arthur Murray smile. 358 00:41:09,845 --> 00:41:12,087 We're gonna feature Zeke on the guitar. 359 00:41:12,264 --> 00:41:14,838 He's gonna take hold of that guitar and twang it for you. 360 00:41:15,017 --> 00:41:18,516 Gonna grab that guitar, he gon' twang it for ya... 361 00:41:18,687 --> 00:41:22,934 As a matter of fact, he's gonna take hold of that little old guitar, folks, 362 00:41:23,108 --> 00:41:25,350 he gonna twang-twang it for you. 363 00:41:25,527 --> 00:41:28,101 Grab guitar, twang-twang a little bit! 364 00:41:29,156 --> 00:41:32,905 I tell you, he gonna grab hold of that guitar down there, 365 00:41:33,077 --> 00:41:36,327 twist it up, tune it up, gonna twang-twang-twang it for you! 366 00:41:36,497 --> 00:41:39,202 Grab it, gonna twangy-twang-twang! 367 00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:43,709 - Look, I'm trying... - Ah! 368 00:41:48,342 --> 00:41:53,087 What's the matter? He's gonna grab that guitar, gonna twang-feet it for you! 369 00:41:53,264 --> 00:41:55,933 Flang-flip-wibba-bum! 370 00:42:07,152 --> 00:42:12,147 We're about set do a song entitled "The Alabama Jubilee". 371 00:42:12,324 --> 00:42:14,400 - You ready there? - Ready. 372 00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:08,872 And here's the little doll you've all been waiting for, Rock Candy! 373 00:44:08,065 --> 00:44:10,900 I can't tell you how upset I am about this. 374 00:44:11,068 --> 00:44:14,519 You're upset? I have to go back to New York and do a TV show. 375 00:44:14,697 --> 00:44:16,820 Relax, Mr Sedley, relax. 376 00:44:16,991 --> 00:44:20,940 Relax, my eye. I'm going to find out who did this terrible thing to me. 377 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,121 He has ruined my entire career. 378 00:44:36,802 --> 00:44:38,960 You can sit here, son. 379 00:44:40,681 --> 00:44:42,839 It's OK. Sit here. I'm through. 380 00:44:43,684 --> 00:44:45,344 Hi, Stanley. 381 00:44:57,823 --> 00:44:59,946 Hey, gang! 382 00:45:00,117 --> 00:45:04,909 There's a crazy guy having lunch down the bottom of the pool. Take a look! 383 00:45:39,281 --> 00:45:40,775 Front boy. 384 00:45:40,950 --> 00:45:44,994 Stanley, see that steamer trunk? Go down there and get me... 385 00:46:13,315 --> 00:46:16,850 Stanley, you never let me finish what I'm going to say. 386 00:46:17,027 --> 00:46:21,274 If you had listened, you would know that I did not want the steamer trunk. 387 00:46:21,448 --> 00:46:23,904 I wanted what was on the steamer trunk. 388 00:46:24,076 --> 00:46:27,741 If you'd listened and waited, you'd have found out 389 00:46:27,913 --> 00:46:32,326 that I wanted the hatbox that was sitting on the steamer trunk. 390 00:46:32,501 --> 00:46:36,748 You dashed away before you gave me a chance to explain. 391 00:46:36,922 --> 00:46:39,592 Go back, put the steamer trunk back 392 00:46:39,758 --> 00:46:43,008 and get me the hatbox that is sitting on... 393 00:46:43,178 --> 00:46:44,554 Stanley! 394 00:46:44,722 --> 00:46:47,758 ...that is sitting on the steamer trunk. 395 00:46:48,684 --> 00:46:50,392 All right, go... Stanley! 396 00:47:17,338 --> 00:47:18,998 Thank you, Stanley. 397 00:47:29,558 --> 00:47:31,634 Would you like a bite? 398 00:47:32,686 --> 00:47:34,762 This is delicious. 399 00:47:39,109 --> 00:47:41,316 Greatest apples in the world. 400 00:47:47,284 --> 00:47:50,071 Only one place you get these apples. 401 00:47:50,245 --> 00:47:53,911 You go down here... make a left. 402 00:48:01,590 --> 00:48:03,749 Sure you don't want...? 403 00:48:10,182 --> 00:48:12,056 Just wonderful. 404 00:48:58,814 --> 00:49:01,898 Mother, I've been here almost six weeks, 405 00:49:02,067 --> 00:49:06,860 and all I've been able to do so far is go to the movies, and alone, 406 00:49:07,031 --> 00:49:09,700 or just sit around the pool. 407 00:49:09,867 --> 00:49:11,326 What, Mother? 408 00:49:11,493 --> 00:49:17,496 No, there aren't any nice young people I'd like to go out with. 409 00:49:17,666 --> 00:49:23,290 They're either after my money or they just want to drive my Rolls-Royce. 410 00:49:23,464 --> 00:49:27,876 So until I find a nice, quiet, unassuming someone 411 00:49:28,052 --> 00:49:31,752 who's only interested in me and not my millions, 412 00:49:31,931 --> 00:49:34,504 I'll have to go to the movies. 413 00:49:34,683 --> 00:49:40,354 Because remember, Mother, movies are your best entertainment. 414 00:49:40,522 --> 00:49:43,689 Give my best to everyone in Australia. 415 00:49:44,610 --> 00:49:49,486 All right, Mother, be well, and I'll call you again in ten minutes. 416 00:49:52,785 --> 00:49:54,493 Goodbye. 417 00:50:15,683 --> 00:50:19,217 Where were you when I needed you? Get your hand off. 418 00:50:45,379 --> 00:50:49,044 Am I to understand the suite for Mr and Mrs Manville isn't ready? 419 00:50:49,216 --> 00:50:51,292 - I'm sorry. - Where are they? 420 00:50:51,468 --> 00:50:53,128 Right over there, sir. 421 00:50:56,181 --> 00:51:02,386 Mr and Mrs Manville, sorry the suite wasn't ready when you arrived. 422 00:51:02,563 --> 00:51:07,521 That's perfectly all right, Mr Novak. We understand, but we won't for long. 423 00:51:07,693 --> 00:51:12,900 Speak for yourself. I'm anxious to get to the room and open my presents. 424 00:51:13,073 --> 00:51:18,281 Please, hold on a little longer. Your suite will be ready in half an hour. 425 00:51:18,454 --> 00:51:21,324 Couldn't we have one room in 15 minutes? 426 00:51:21,498 --> 00:51:23,456 I'll check again, Mrs Manville. 427 00:51:23,626 --> 00:51:27,410 What difference does it make? We're content, aren't we? 428 00:51:27,588 --> 00:51:31,668 Of course, Ferdinand, but we were engaged for 13 years. 429 00:51:31,842 --> 00:51:33,751 Now that we're married... 430 00:51:33,928 --> 00:51:38,139 We're all set. If you just follow me, I'll show you to your suite. 431 00:51:39,558 --> 00:51:41,800 - Oops. - Oh, God. 432 00:51:45,272 --> 00:51:46,766 Oh, my back! 433 00:51:50,486 --> 00:51:52,146 Oh, my back! 434 00:51:52,321 --> 00:51:54,812 Mr Clayton, how did this happen? 435 00:51:54,990 --> 00:51:59,652 All I know is that Stanley spilled something and was waxing it over... 436 00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:05,874 Oh, my back. 437 00:52:08,254 --> 00:52:11,124 I understand, but did you call the valet? 438 00:52:11,298 --> 00:52:14,216 Oh, I see. He must be making his rounds. 439 00:52:14,385 --> 00:52:17,006 In that case, if you just call him again... 440 00:52:17,179 --> 00:52:21,841 Yes, sir, I see. We'll have a boy up there right away. Thank you. 441 00:52:22,017 --> 00:52:25,517 Front boy! 877, Mr Wheal, pick up. 442 00:53:26,874 --> 00:53:30,409 Take these pants and have them pressed right away. 443 00:53:30,586 --> 00:53:34,749 I have a heavy date tonight and I'll give you a heavy tip. 444 01:01:01,203 --> 01:01:03,112 No, dear. 445 01:01:05,582 --> 01:01:07,160 But I only... 446 01:01:08,669 --> 01:01:10,543 But you only... 447 01:01:12,673 --> 01:01:14,215 Yes, dear. 448 01:01:27,479 --> 01:01:31,228 Once again, this is Barney Shank at the 18th green, 449 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:35,445 bringing you the final minutes of this exciting $25,000 Open 450 01:01:35,613 --> 01:01:39,195 with the two finalists, Jack Keller and Dr Cary Middlecoff. 451 01:01:39,366 --> 01:01:41,988 Middlecoff is making his approach. 452 01:01:42,161 --> 01:01:45,530 Here goes the backswing and the ball is lofted high in the air. 453 01:01:45,706 --> 01:01:47,864 It's going in... 454 01:01:48,834 --> 01:01:53,046 It must be about three feet away. A beautiful, beautiful approach shot. 455 01:01:53,213 --> 01:01:55,005 Just gorgeous. 456 01:01:55,174 --> 01:01:57,843 Beautiful day for the game today. 457 01:01:58,010 --> 01:02:02,090 It's very still, very quiet. Everyone most anxious. 458 01:02:05,059 --> 01:02:07,135 Here's Jack Keller putting. 459 01:02:08,145 --> 01:02:11,016 There it goes. It was beautiful. 460 01:02:18,822 --> 01:02:23,734 That putt put Jack Keller even with Dr Cary Middlecoff. 461 01:02:23,911 --> 01:02:26,484 If Cary Middlecoff makes this putt, 462 01:02:26,664 --> 01:02:30,578 it's like shooting fish in a barrel for old Dead Eye Middlecoff. 463 01:02:30,751 --> 01:02:33,835 It will mean the 18-hole playoff tomorrow 464 01:02:34,004 --> 01:02:37,504 for the big $25,000 purse. 465 01:02:38,467 --> 01:02:41,670 This has certainly been a gorgeous day today. 466 01:02:41,845 --> 01:02:46,306 And there's a lot of money depending on this next putt, folks. 467 01:02:46,475 --> 01:02:48,053 A lot of money. 468 01:02:48,227 --> 01:02:53,387 Now the crowd is all settled. No one is even breathing. 469 01:02:55,567 --> 01:02:57,441 He's lining up the putt. 470 01:03:01,865 --> 01:03:04,154 He sets himself. 471 01:03:04,326 --> 01:03:07,826 And ladies and gentlemen, here is the big one. 472 01:03:32,396 --> 01:03:35,730 - Hi, Bob. - Hi, Hal. You're a little late. 473 01:03:35,899 --> 01:03:39,897 Yeah, I had a big date. Just me, the chick and the full moon. 474 01:03:40,070 --> 01:03:43,237 - Now you hit me where I live. - You mean the chick? 475 01:03:43,407 --> 01:03:47,903 No, no, the full moon. You know how I am about that astronomy jazz. 476 01:03:48,078 --> 01:03:52,206 An old Greek astronomer said that when the man in the moon is smiling, 477 01:03:52,374 --> 01:03:55,161 all the stars and planets are swinging. 478 01:03:55,336 --> 01:03:59,285 Mercury warms up a little bit more. Jupiter starts jumping. 479 01:03:59,465 --> 01:04:02,252 Venus puts on a new hairdo or manicure. 480 01:04:02,426 --> 01:04:06,839 All the stars and planets are having a great, big party up there in the sky. 481 01:04:45,427 --> 01:04:49,128 Sylvia, get up. The sun is shining and it's a beautiful day. 482 01:04:49,306 --> 01:04:51,976 Are you crazy? It's 3.30 in the morning. 483 01:04:52,142 --> 01:04:57,219 For the money it's costing, we'll take the sun whenever they give it to us. 484 01:05:10,703 --> 01:05:13,953 Stanley, Mr Novak wants to see you, on the double. 485 01:05:16,417 --> 01:05:20,746 Check on that shipment. And send that wire to New York. It's important. 486 01:05:21,797 --> 01:05:23,172 Hello? 487 01:05:23,340 --> 01:05:26,792 Oh, the senator. Senator Tyson. Yes, put him on. 488 01:05:26,969 --> 01:05:28,380 Just a moment. 489 01:05:28,554 --> 01:05:33,679 Go to the airport. The captain of the National Airlines jet just flew in. 490 01:05:33,851 --> 01:05:37,386 He left his briefcase in the cockpit of the plane. Go and get it. 491 01:05:37,563 --> 01:05:41,062 It's at Gate 39. Hurry up. Go on, go on. 492 01:05:42,026 --> 01:05:44,232 Hello, Senator. How are you? 493 01:06:23,943 --> 01:06:28,403 Last call for passengers, Flight 104 for Chicago and Los Angeles. 494 01:06:28,572 --> 01:06:30,529 Now loading Gate 5. 495 01:06:47,925 --> 01:06:52,219 Last call for passengers, Flight 104 for Chicago and Los Angeles. 496 01:06:52,388 --> 01:06:55,305 Now loading Gate 5. Last call. 497 01:07:18,622 --> 01:07:21,540 We are sorry we cannot accommodate you 498 01:07:21,709 --> 01:07:25,956 but shall be happy to be of service in the future. Cordially yours... 499 01:07:27,673 --> 01:07:32,002 Hello? Yes, this is Mr Novak. 500 01:07:32,177 --> 01:07:34,170 Yes. 501 01:07:34,346 --> 01:07:39,720 Sorry, we have 3,000 employees. I couldn't know every one of them. 502 01:07:41,145 --> 01:07:43,470 Oh, Stanley? Yes, he works for me. 503 01:07:47,151 --> 01:07:48,562 He what? 504 01:09:17,533 --> 01:09:20,818 I just saw one man on the floor. Where is everybody? 505 01:09:20,995 --> 01:09:25,372 They're inside having a meeting at the round table. Looks like trouble. 506 01:09:25,541 --> 01:09:29,076 I say one thing. Striking is a matter of principle. 507 01:09:29,253 --> 01:09:31,245 Then let the principles strike. 508 01:09:31,422 --> 01:09:33,913 The seating at separate tables, no fraternisation. 509 01:09:34,091 --> 01:09:36,796 And the bell captain and his storm-trooper tactics. 510 01:09:36,969 --> 01:09:40,005 What we do after work is our business, not theirs. 511 01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:44,309 You're right. They shouldn't tell us to stay out of strip joints. I like strippers. 512 01:09:44,476 --> 01:09:48,344 Remember, fellas, the decision must be made now. 513 01:10:03,454 --> 01:10:07,582 A-ha! So you're the ringleader. I've caught you at last. 514 01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:11,035 I thought you were a nice, quiet young man, 515 01:10:11,211 --> 01:10:13,749 and I find you're just a troublemaker. 516 01:10:13,923 --> 01:10:17,790 This is how you treat me. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 517 01:10:17,968 --> 01:10:22,511 I've given you a home away from home. Yes, I have, you know I have. 518 01:10:22,681 --> 01:10:24,970 And this is the way you repay me. 519 01:10:25,142 --> 01:10:27,514 You're nothing but a strike creator. 520 01:10:27,686 --> 01:10:29,478 Yes, a troublemaker, 521 01:10:29,647 --> 01:10:32,897 an instigator, a picket-plugger, yes, you are. 522 01:10:33,067 --> 01:10:37,563 Stop shaking your head. What's the matter with you? Can't you talk? 523 01:10:41,617 --> 01:10:46,824 Certainly I can talk. I suspect I can talk as well as any other man, Mr Novak. 524 01:10:47,873 --> 01:10:53,033 In that case... how is it we never heard you talk before? 525 01:10:56,006 --> 01:10:58,248 Because no one ever asked me. 526 01:11:11,522 --> 01:11:14,606 So you see? There was no story. 527 01:11:14,775 --> 01:11:18,607 But there is a moral, and a simple one. 528 01:11:18,779 --> 01:11:23,904 You'll never know the next guy's story... unless you ask.