1 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:28,290 And we are back. 2 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:16,000 Hey girl, want some brown liquor? Brown liquor, I'll make this pussy pie. Tequila it is. 3 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:17,260 Here you go. 4 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:26,040 Viva la Rivera Luciana! Now that shit right there make your pussy pop on your head, fam. 5 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:28,100 So what are you doing here anyway? 6 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:32,000 What you think I'm doing here? I'm starting in the opening too. 7 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:33,580 Been there, done that. 8 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,800 Take off the phone! Take off the phone! 9 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:37,800 Richie? 10 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:42,640 Tiana, hey. I thought it would be easier for the audience if we didn't have to read more texts. 11 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,980 Yeah, that makes sense. Cause you know these motherfuckers can't read. 12 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,280 I know. Who goes to see a wedding's breakfast movie? 13 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:52,340 Well, it's nice to phone me here in this super awkward way. 14 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:57,300 Likewise, but I've gotta be honest, when I see your profile picture, bitch, you almost swipe left. 15 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:02,520 Cause you look mad goofy. But surprisingly, you know, goofy niggas got a big dick, so... 16 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:03,220 Here we are. 17 00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:04,700 I'll take you for a Jersey girl. 18 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:08,080 A Jersey girl? Listen, I love jerseys, damn. 19 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:12,400 But I'm a Harlem girl. Born in motherfucking rage. Real niggas only. Yeah. 20 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,300 Oh, so you're black. 21 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:18,580 No motherfuckers. I'm black. 22 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:24,840 All cats. No cats. But cats. Fuck all y'all. 23 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,180 Bitch, spit them pearls back out. 24 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,640 Like, want your shit? 25 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:32,580 Hello? 26 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,680 So tell me, what's your favorite scary movie? 27 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:41,680 Mmm... I don't really do. You know, all the super tropes and shit. Why is it always the white bitch at the end? 28 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:48,020 Cause they know it's too hard to kill a sister. You know what I'm saying? Cause if the sister can survive government cheese, we can survive anything. 29 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:51,440 You know, it might help if you met me outside. 30 00:02:52,220 --> 00:02:56,640 Met you outside? Boy, you just needy. What's your sign? You must be a Scorpio. 31 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:57,680 How'd you know? 32 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,980 Good dick, though. The toxic is hit. 33 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,940 Hey, is the restaurant here an alley? 34 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,040 Yes, hurry, but they were all in your lives. 35 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:05,200 Frozen? 36 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,440 Ah! Not dead. She's a bitch. 37 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:08,120 Heard you all. 38 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,420 Okay, I'm coming down the alley now. 39 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,000 I'm here. Can you see me? I'm waving. 40 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:19,620 No. The person I'm looking at is not waving. In fact, they're just staring at me. 41 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,080 Well, staring his ass back! 42 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:25,100 Hey! And don't blink. Never blink. You got splashed with lips and feel like what? 43 00:03:25,380 --> 00:03:27,080 No, they're walking towards me now. 44 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,300 Oh my, oh no, they have a knife! 45 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:30,960 Why don't I leave this ass over here? 46 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:32,900 That's not the worst part. 47 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:41,640 The worst part is, you know so much about horror movies, and yet you still walk into the alley alone. 48 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:46,440 Yeah, but the worst part is, you're fucking with a New York bitch. 49 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:47,680 Cuckoo! 50 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,660 Yeah! 51 00:03:49,340 --> 00:03:49,940 Cuckoo! 52 00:03:51,820 --> 00:03:52,420 Cuckoo! 53 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:55,160 Cuckoo! 54 00:03:57,060 --> 00:03:57,660 Cuckoo! 55 00:03:59,140 --> 00:03:59,740 Cuckoo! 56 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:00,520 Cuckoo! 57 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:01,080 Cuckoo! 58 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:04,060 Cuckoo! 59 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:05,080 Augh! 60 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:05,500 Dany that! 61 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:06,860 He done some Avenger shit! 62 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:08,700 Cuckoo! 63 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:20,960 Cuckoo! 64 00:04:21,020 --> 00:04:21,400 Seriously, laddie? 65 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,080 I don't recognize your bird called that. I thought you were all war soldiers. 66 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:30,160 That's a pigeon, nigga. It's supposed to be a hawk swooping in an attack. 67 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:36,820 Mother, are you done? What the hell? 68 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,820 Bitch, I'm Tiana Taylor. My abs got ass. 69 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:54,720 Help me! 70 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:57,500 No, no, no, no! 71 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:06,000 Now, get your hands off! 72 00:05:06,460 --> 00:05:08,440 Welcome to your sucker. 73 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:13,940 Hey, Tiana. You might have kicked my ass, but you still didn't win that Oscar. 74 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,160 What you say about my Oscar? 75 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,980 You know, I stuttered. You lost. 76 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,560 You right. But I want that golden globe, bitch. 77 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:24,860 Oh my god, really? 78 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,900 So that's why I never watched horror movies. 79 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:27,980 It's fucking terrible. 80 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:31,020 Just a bunch of celebrity cameos and fart gags. 81 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,600 So, you don't like parodies? 82 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:35,320 I'm more into Judd Acatow films. 83 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:37,460 You know, elevated comedy. 84 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,400 And what is elevated comedy? 85 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,880 The kind that doesn't actually make anyone laugh, but makes white people feel smart. 86 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,660 Tuesday? Don't answer that. It'd be Ghostface. 87 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:51,700 Oh, come on, Elle. 88 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:53,780 Stuff like that only happens in the movies. 89 00:05:56,860 --> 00:06:00,580 Oh, hey. I wasn't expecting you to answer the door, huh? 90 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:01,580 What the fuck? 91 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:03,640 Now, where's my knife? 92 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:04,900 There is. 93 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:06,400 Hello. 94 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:07,980 Tuesday. 95 00:06:07,980 --> 00:06:08,400 Guys. 96 00:06:36,650 --> 00:06:37,630 What'd you take? 97 00:06:37,950 --> 00:06:39,670 Just Ritalin for my ADHD. 98 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:41,570 Adderall for PTSD. 99 00:06:41,870 --> 00:06:43,510 A couple of Xanax for my anxiety. 100 00:06:43,510 --> 00:06:45,190 And your voter pills. 101 00:06:45,890 --> 00:06:47,570 So, good luck getting it up now. 102 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:50,310 Jesus! 103 00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:50,910 Sarah! 104 00:06:51,090 --> 00:06:52,030 How many did you take? 105 00:06:52,290 --> 00:06:52,870 I don't know. 106 00:06:53,010 --> 00:06:54,050 How many come in a bottle? 107 00:06:55,930 --> 00:06:56,610 Hey, Jeff. 108 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:57,590 Sarah. 109 00:06:58,010 --> 00:06:59,010 Tuesday's in the hospital. 110 00:06:59,270 --> 00:07:00,970 She was stabbed by a killer. 111 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:01,450 You know? 112 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:02,190 Ghostface. 113 00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:03,210 Wait. 114 00:07:03,370 --> 00:07:03,990 From Rotten? 115 00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:05,730 Why was Ghostface Killer? 116 00:07:05,910 --> 00:07:06,810 Aka Pretty Tony. 117 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:07,830 Aka Starkie Love. 118 00:07:07,930 --> 00:07:08,890 And stabbed my sister. 119 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:09,870 God, Sarah. 120 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,210 It wasn't Ghostface Killer. 121 00:07:11,470 --> 00:07:13,050 It was somebody in a Ghostface mask. 122 00:07:13,290 --> 00:07:13,670 Oh. 123 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:14,870 Okay. 124 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:15,910 That makes more sense. 125 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:18,510 Son. 126 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:23,310 I ate the wand! 127 00:07:26,090 --> 00:07:27,210 Jesus, Jack! 128 00:07:27,690 --> 00:07:34,690 My strange blood tested half sisters was nearly killed by a psycho and a Ghost Mask! 129 00:07:35,490 --> 00:07:36,770 I gotta go see her. 130 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,670 They'll make up for the past. 131 00:07:39,270 --> 00:07:40,010 Mom hey hey hey. 132 00:07:40,650 --> 00:07:41,830 I'm going with you. 133 00:07:42,290 --> 00:07:47,110 Not because I'm the obvious killer trying to lure you back to your hometown. I'm just a supportive boyfriend. 134 00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:47,810 Yeah. 135 00:07:48,170 --> 00:07:48,570 That's all. 136 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,770 Okay, let's go. Get in the car. 137 00:07:52,730 --> 00:07:54,830 Listen, we just have to make one stop on the way. 138 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:56,750 I survived! 139 00:07:57,770 --> 00:07:59,630 All thanks to my lucky penny! 140 00:08:12,590 --> 00:08:14,830 I don't want to be in no sausage fest. 141 00:08:15,030 --> 00:08:17,070 Yeah, all the ladies have no way east to west. 142 00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:19,230 Pow, wow, wow, wow, I'm impressed. 143 00:08:19,390 --> 00:08:20,650 Booty, up, down, up, down. 144 00:08:25,490 --> 00:08:26,770 Hey, we love you! 145 00:08:27,130 --> 00:08:28,630 Come give me a hug! 146 00:08:29,430 --> 00:08:32,390 Mom, come on. Turn off this ratchet-ass music. 147 00:08:32,610 --> 00:08:34,890 It's embarrassing, especially for black women. 148 00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:37,150 It's not embarrassing. I'm the cool mom. 149 00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:39,110 Everybody wish they had. I'm lit! 150 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,430 Don't forget, I got practice later, so I'll be home late. 151 00:08:41,430 --> 00:08:43,450 You only made the team because you're black. 152 00:08:43,670 --> 00:08:45,670 And those racist fucks assumed you could play. 153 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:49,370 It's 2026. I don't think race is an issue. 154 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:50,850 Do you read black Twitter? 155 00:08:51,470 --> 00:08:51,950 No. 156 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:55,450 Oh, Ray, are you still dating that hoe? 157 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:57,910 Okay, stop hoe shaming her. 158 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:01,650 Just because Daryl and them ride a train on her doesn't make her a hoe. 159 00:09:01,870 --> 00:09:04,390 She's not a hoe. She's sex positive. 160 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:06,630 Well, I'm positive she's a hoe. 161 00:09:07,530 --> 00:09:09,450 Hey, girl! Look at you! 162 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:11,930 Early for Halloween, huh? What you this shit? 163 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:13,950 Bloody school, girl. How do we have? 164 00:09:14,110 --> 00:09:15,430 Hi, Miss Meeks. 165 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:17,350 Love the hair. 166 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:19,590 I mean, I'll take it Spencer. 167 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:23,610 Well, thank you very much. I gotta invite you over and make you a little shit pack. 168 00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:27,990 Oh, you know what? I gotta get to African American history class. 169 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:29,450 We're learning about slavery. 170 00:09:29,930 --> 00:09:32,690 We're trying to find out it was a choice. You see that right there? 171 00:09:33,710 --> 00:09:34,490 That's Kanye. 172 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:35,130 That's right. 173 00:09:35,330 --> 00:09:37,630 They've been teaching us Ronald all this time. 174 00:09:37,850 --> 00:09:38,230 Mm-hmm. 175 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:38,950 Stay black. 176 00:09:39,950 --> 00:09:40,490 Bye, Mom. 177 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:41,250 Alright. 178 00:09:41,690 --> 00:09:42,390 Bye, baby. 179 00:09:42,610 --> 00:09:43,810 Bye, sweet, bye. 180 00:09:44,030 --> 00:09:46,030 Then I put some condoms in your bag. 181 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:47,670 You know how they try to trap y'all. 182 00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:51,730 Okay, seriously? 183 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:54,450 Sheriff Greg, you don't have to walk me to class. I'm fine. 184 00:09:54,670 --> 00:09:56,970 Jess, there's a serial killer on the loose. 185 00:09:56,970 --> 00:09:59,910 I'm not gonna let anything happen to my baby girl. 186 00:10:00,450 --> 00:10:02,190 Boy, okay? I'm a baby boy. 187 00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:02,790 I'm sorry. 188 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,410 I'm just having a hard time with this transition. 189 00:10:05,690 --> 00:10:08,670 Okay, it's really simple. Treat me like one of the guys. 190 00:10:09,190 --> 00:10:09,670 Okay? 191 00:10:10,770 --> 00:10:12,070 I can do that? 192 00:10:12,270 --> 00:10:12,430 Yeah. 193 00:10:13,370 --> 00:10:13,990 Slap bite. 194 00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:16,330 Oh, you call that a slap? 195 00:10:18,430 --> 00:10:20,590 Who the hell did you do that for? 196 00:10:21,210 --> 00:10:22,430 I'm like such a bitch. 197 00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:25,190 Bitch. 198 00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:30,350 Yeah, not bad. 199 00:10:33,430 --> 00:10:35,050 Who the hell lives like this? 200 00:10:46,670 --> 00:10:51,710 Good to see you! Come in! Do you want some tea? 201 00:10:51,970 --> 00:10:54,670 Oh my god, mother. You look like shit! 202 00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:57,930 Hey, please. This is clearly a woman who's run out of condition. 203 00:10:57,930 --> 00:11:03,630 Oh, be careful where you walk. The whole place is booby trapped. You never know when that cycle's gonna come back. 204 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:04,710 Come in. 205 00:11:05,670 --> 00:11:06,350 Okay. 206 00:11:15,770 --> 00:11:17,970 I hate this job. 207 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:28,330 Mrs. Campbell. I'm Jack, Sarah's boyfriend. I've heard so much about you. None of it could. 208 00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:38,390 I have heard nothing about you, Jack. I assume you're a piece of shit. But how would I know when I haven't heard from my daughter in what, six months? 209 00:11:38,390 --> 00:11:40,170 Six years, mother. 210 00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:41,830 And whose fault is that? 211 00:11:41,950 --> 00:11:44,430 And whose fault is that? I don't know. Maybe it's yours. 212 00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:49,770 That's fair. We want to learn from the horror you survived. 213 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:56,410 Look, scary movie three and four paid me a lot of money for her girl. There is nothing to learn there. 214 00:11:56,410 --> 00:11:59,310 But if you want to talk about the house, buddy, shoot. 215 00:11:59,530 --> 00:12:04,790 It's happening again. Some asshole in a mask. We have to stop him. 216 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:12,070 You're not ready, lovebug. I have been preparing for this for years. Sacrificed everything. 217 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:13,630 You are a terrible mother. 218 00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:21,010 Come on, honey. We have some good times. Like that Christmas I took you to meet Santa at the mall. 219 00:12:24,730 --> 00:12:26,210 Come on. 220 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:31,740 Your turn, Sarah. Move. 221 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,600 Hi, Santa. 222 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:39,100 Sorry if I don't sit in your lap. You creep me out. 223 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:47,210 Mom! 224 00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:52,150 Be sure to thank him. 225 00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:11,450 I am sorry if that's how you found out. 226 00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:12,810 Santa doesn't exist. 227 00:13:13,430 --> 00:13:15,310 Mother, I need your help. 228 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:18,510 To heal her emotional wounds and put the past behind us. 229 00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:20,290 Oh, God, no. 230 00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:22,590 No, to kill Ghostface. 231 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,250 Do you have any guns? 232 00:13:25,690 --> 00:13:28,190 I am Cindy fucking Campbell. 233 00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:30,370 I've got millions of guns. 234 00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:35,130 But, um, none of them are registered due to my mental health issues. 235 00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:38,150 So, if you could just keep that on the low. 236 00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:40,590 Okay. 237 00:13:40,890 --> 00:13:45,470 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be fine. I didn't hurt myself on any of these fights. 238 00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:55,230 Oh, hey, so I spoke to Sarah earlier. 239 00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:56,110 Oh, is she coming? 240 00:13:56,350 --> 00:13:58,370 You know I did hear a buzzing sound. 241 00:13:58,790 --> 00:13:59,530 So it's possible. 242 00:13:59,730 --> 00:14:01,230 No, I meant to Woodsville. 243 00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:02,010 Dumbass. 244 00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:03,330 Oh, Dad forgot to ask. 245 00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:03,970 Hey, Jimbo! 246 00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:04,990 Go deep! 247 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:06,850 Oh! 248 00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:08,490 Sweet! 249 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,450 Speaking of going deep. 250 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,390 Uh, I don't know if it's a good time. 251 00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:17,290 Everyone knows what happens to teenagers who try to make love when there's a killer in the loose. 252 00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:18,710 Brad's right about one thing, guys. 253 00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:20,110 Okay, Ghostface is back. 254 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:21,270 We need to arm up. 255 00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:22,430 Pepper spray? 256 00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:22,990 Check. 257 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:24,690 Taser? 258 00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:25,850 Check. 259 00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:27,350 Butt plug? 260 00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:28,570 Double chuck. 261 00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:30,090 Goddamn! 262 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,330 You just carry that thing around? 263 00:14:32,590 --> 00:14:33,690 It's easy to hide. 264 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:38,070 In your butt? 265 00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:40,910 I'm impressed. 266 00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:52,240 What's up, y'all? 267 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:52,980 Unk! 268 00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:53,860 I'm back! 269 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,560 Hey, what's up, unk? 270 00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,120 Unk! 271 00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:06,200 I'm tired of you little Gen Z alpha niggas using terms like Unk and Auntie, Gaslighting and 272 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,140 Plazing and Glamping, trying to make my generation sound old. 273 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,780 I ain't your damn aunt, niggas! 274 00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:14,800 Shorty, you're our mother's brother, so yeah, technically you are our uncle. 275 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:17,120 My bad, yeah! 276 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:20,320 Crazy that they let you teach here. 277 00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:21,160 Teach? 278 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:51,080 No I didn't. I attend. You looking at a proud 25th year senior. When are you finally gonna graduate? By the time we do a sequel and I'm about to follow you little young niggas to college to get my check. Wait, guys, Tuesday's awake. Alright, Tuesday, who the fuck is Tuesday? We gotta go to the hospital. You gonna take the bus home? Nah, the PJ. Private jet? Yeah, jealous. Man, you smoke weed all day. Just play video games, live stream. You literally got money doing nothing. Exactly. 279 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,780 Exactly. I leave the hard work for the old head. 280 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:56,420 Ha ha ha ha! Yes, son! Ha ha ha! 281 00:15:56,700 --> 00:16:03,820 The same story. Alright. Check my cryptos. Oh, shit, I'm up three million dollars! Ha ha ha ha! 282 00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:08,740 Damn, now I'm down five million. This shit is crazy, son. 283 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:42,220 I'm down five million. This shit is crazy, son. This shit is crazy, son. I'm gonna let it shine. 284 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:43,840 Ray! 285 00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:56,760 Sister Bringer, it's okay. You've heard the call of sin. Yes, you did. But the Lord has called on us to show men such like you, the rain. Come on, son. Come with us. Come on us. 286 00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:08,420 God see you coming, so don't cheat that girl. We need you to come like you never came before. Come for the Father, come for the Son. I'm gonna hold your hand and we're gonna come together. 287 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:19,690 Amen. Let it go. In the name of God! Let it go, Ray! Let it go! 288 00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:24,690 Oh, my bad. Last time. 289 00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:31,010 Let's welcome a new member to our congregation. 290 00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:33,790 Little people, how do you feel? 291 00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:41,610 I'm not gay no more. 292 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,470 I'm not gay no more! 293 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,370 I'm not gay no more! 294 00:17:56,140 --> 00:18:00,360 Even if he sets his hair with a big old chest like this and perky areolas! 295 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,760 I'm gay, he's still got a secret. 296 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:06,720 I no longer carry a purse, put on makeup, walk around in high heels! 297 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,500 Red bottles! 298 00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:10,760 The one with the cute little buckle on the side! 299 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:11,900 It's the black shoes! 300 00:18:12,180 --> 00:18:17,140 I no longer go on grinders and swipe right at black men! 301 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:17,480 Hmm? 302 00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:19,760 White men! Asian men! 303 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:20,920 You wanna grind it? 304 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,980 I no longer take trips to the Philippines! 305 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:24,880 Looking for ladyboys! 306 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:25,940 The Phuket! 307 00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:26,620 The Phuket! 308 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:27,540 The Phuket! 309 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,180 Back to Phuket! 310 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,460 Then the Vietnam to see if I can get them any cheaper! 311 00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:32,660 I thought that was the one I added with you, Ray! 312 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,720 Oh, this nigga got a lot in my house. 313 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,120 I no longer stand hot naked in the mirror! 314 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,180 With my penis tucked between my legs! 315 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,100 Dancing like a dude from Silence of the Lambs! 316 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:44,040 And puts the lotion in the basket, precious! 317 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,700 I'm a changed man! 318 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:46,620 I've been delivered! 319 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,440 I will! 320 00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:49,960 I said I will! 321 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,220 I will! 322 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,060 Now! 323 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,000 A woman! 324 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:54,840 Woman! 325 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:56,080 Woman! 326 00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:58,040 Woman! 327 00:18:59,260 --> 00:18:59,480 Woman! 328 00:18:59,480 --> 00:18:59,600 Woman! 329 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,080 Woman! 330 00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:05,840 W should't die. 331 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:06,740 Look. 332 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:07,720 Right? 333 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,040 Right? 334 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,340 Wow. 335 00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:19,060 New town! 336 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:21,080 Yeah! 337 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,360 Are you honking on it? 338 00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:38,330 Oh, please remember! 339 00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:59,220 Oh, her face! 340 00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:01,860 Oh my god, in the morning! 341 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,980 I'm trying to give it up for an hour. 342 00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:12,000 What are you feeling, too? 343 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,640 Hey, what am I giving you for the pain? 344 00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:17,460 Is that... is that Morgane or...? 345 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:18,920 Bitches! 346 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:20,360 Yeah! 347 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,720 Oh, yeah! 348 00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:26,140 Oh, this is that good, good. 349 00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:28,560 This is that Britney Spears shit. 350 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,940 Makes me wanna get half-naked, dance around, and juggle some knives. 351 00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:34,860 Who's that Jeffrey Dahmer looking like? 352 00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:37,900 This is my boyfriend, Jack. 353 00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:39,480 Really nice to meet you. 354 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,060 Lookin' like Ted Bundy to me. 355 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,300 But that ain't none of my business. 356 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,000 This little stabbed-up bitch here needs some rest. 357 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,000 So y'all, get the fuck out! 358 00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:51,740 Yes, ma'am. 359 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,120 Oh, not you, Sarah! 360 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:55,740 Why? 361 00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:56,860 What did I do? 362 00:20:58,140 --> 00:20:59,380 I'm so scared. 363 00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:02,220 Oh, twos. 364 00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:03,520 You should be. 365 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,740 You've been stabbed nine times. 366 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,980 And the killer knows where you live. 367 00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:11,520 I would invite you to come stay at my place. 368 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,500 But I don't really want that kind of juju in my house. 369 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,960 After all, we know he's standing right outside that door. 370 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,080 Oh my god. 371 00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:25,250 It's comforting, Sarah. 372 00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:27,510 I thought I was gonna die. 373 00:21:27,730 --> 00:21:28,890 I know, me too! 374 00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:31,230 I planned your funeral. 375 00:21:32,110 --> 00:21:33,070 What the hell? 376 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,050 And I wrote your obituary. 377 00:21:35,290 --> 00:21:36,730 More like Chachi T wrote it. 378 00:21:36,850 --> 00:21:40,670 But you're still here, and I will never let anyone hurt you. 379 00:21:42,490 --> 00:21:43,450 Oh, dumb! 380 00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:44,550 I'm shit! 381 00:21:47,170 --> 00:21:48,230 Get off me! 382 00:21:51,150 --> 00:21:53,310 This white girl can die on my ship! 383 00:21:53,590 --> 00:21:54,550 I'm a DEI! 384 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:56,050 Oh my god, oh my god! 385 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:56,690 You're flying! 386 00:21:56,910 --> 00:21:57,590 Let me go! 387 00:21:57,710 --> 00:21:58,710 No, no, I'm good! 388 00:21:58,910 --> 00:21:59,230 You're good! 389 00:21:59,350 --> 00:21:59,670 Clear! 390 00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:01,610 Again! 391 00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:02,990 Come on, my bitch! 392 00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:03,890 I need this job! 393 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:04,370 Clear! 394 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:05,790 It's not working! 395 00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:07,890 Oh, we lose it! 396 00:22:09,170 --> 00:22:09,790 I'm here! 397 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:15,400 Oh, boy. 398 00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:20,660 Looks like there ain't nothing left with forts, prayers, and pork rinds. 399 00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:21,520 Dear Lord. 400 00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:22,360 You're threatened! 401 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,760 Check out the wire! 402 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,900 The wire was the shit, baby. 403 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,320 That's my show, Frogs, and that Idris album. 404 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,360 Make this coochie wanna pop, pop, pop! 405 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,400 Dear Lord. 406 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,420 Please accept this white bitchin'. 407 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:35,680 Oh! 408 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,460 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 409 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,420 I'm going on break. 410 00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:41,920 I will choose. 411 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,820 I will never let anyone hurt you. 412 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:45,760 Again. 413 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:50,780 Ooh! 414 00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:51,920 My man! 415 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,140 Hello? 416 00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:06,440 Hello, Sarah. 417 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,440 Who is this? 418 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:11,920 Someone who knows your little secret. 419 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:13,400 No, no, no. 420 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,340 I swear that wasn't a Nazi salute! 421 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:15,900 Okay? 422 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,980 I won Prom Queen and I was throwing my heart to the crowd! 423 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:19,700 No! 424 00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:23,800 I'm talking about your family's secret. 425 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,880 Oh, you're the fuck who hurt my sister! 426 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:30,820 Well, I had to get you to come back here. 427 00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:35,040 Listen, if you were to fuck with me, asshole, then come and get me! 428 00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:35,940 With pleasure! 429 00:24:13,030 --> 00:24:15,830 Oh, it's delicious! 430 00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:17,590 I am a pork rind. 431 00:24:21,470 --> 00:24:24,010 Time now breaks over. 432 00:24:30,490 --> 00:24:31,510 You're welcome. 433 00:24:34,590 --> 00:24:38,150 It really looks like you got hit with something hard. Like metal. 434 00:24:38,390 --> 00:24:41,910 I told you I fell. Now where exactly are we going? 435 00:24:42,310 --> 00:24:43,410 To talk to an expert. 436 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,040 Owen! 437 00:24:57,460 --> 00:24:59,200 I'm so sorry to bother you. We just... 438 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,840 We just want to ask you a few questions. 439 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,940 Give me one good day's why I should talk to you. 440 00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:05,140 I'm white. 441 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,140 How white? 442 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,360 Oh, I'm talking Candace Owens' white. 443 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:10,020 Oh! 444 00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:10,800 Fix it! 445 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,320 When you said expert, I assumed you're not more like you. 446 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,980 I'm Sarah Campbell. I was attacked last night. 447 00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:20,380 I think you should leave me. I don't want to get stabbed. 448 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,860 And I don't want to come in, okay? 449 00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:24,520 Please, come on. Just two minutes. That's all I'm asking. 450 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,160 No, no. I'll give you eight minutes. 451 00:25:28,220 --> 00:25:29,400 And another thing. 452 00:25:30,420 --> 00:25:30,840 Oh! 453 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,480 I can test your code. 454 00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:33,820 Oh my gosh! 455 00:25:35,980 --> 00:25:36,440 Oh! 456 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,120 You guys are good. 457 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,500 When did the work week become the woke week? 458 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,480 We've got Black Friday, what's next? 459 00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:43,360 Mulatto Monday? 460 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:45,020 I mean Yellow Thursday. 461 00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:45,140 I mean Yellow Thursday. 462 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,640 Come on. 463 00:25:50,170 --> 00:25:51,130 We can test. 464 00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:51,970 That was your way. 465 00:25:52,610 --> 00:25:52,910 Oh! 466 00:25:54,430 --> 00:25:54,990 Oh! 467 00:25:55,330 --> 00:25:55,570 Oh! 468 00:25:55,570 --> 00:25:56,290 So the test is done. 469 00:25:57,630 --> 00:25:58,130 Yep. 470 00:25:58,530 --> 00:25:58,990 You're good. 471 00:26:01,030 --> 00:26:02,670 You're Cindy's daughter, right? 472 00:26:02,970 --> 00:26:03,250 Yeah. 473 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:03,870 Yeah. 474 00:26:03,870 --> 00:26:05,190 I don't know him. 475 00:26:05,350 --> 00:26:05,430 I don't know him. 476 00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:06,170 Oh, this is Jack. 477 00:26:06,590 --> 00:26:07,610 My love interest. 478 00:26:07,910 --> 00:26:08,410 No. 479 00:26:08,790 --> 00:26:09,430 No, no, no. 480 00:26:09,790 --> 00:26:14,930 Rule number one of surviving a horror movie is never trust the love interest. 481 00:26:15,210 --> 00:26:15,870 Look at him. 482 00:26:17,030 --> 00:26:22,770 He's got that weird lazy eye poking one way and he's drooling like a psychopath. 483 00:26:22,770 --> 00:26:22,850 Yeah. 484 00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:24,970 He's got that stump leg. 485 00:26:25,190 --> 00:26:27,650 Makes them all walk weird and creepy. 486 00:26:27,910 --> 00:26:30,590 I don't have a stump leg like he does. 487 00:26:31,070 --> 00:26:31,430 Oh. 488 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:32,950 What's that name? 489 00:26:34,350 --> 00:26:35,490 Just watch your duty. 490 00:26:36,410 --> 00:26:36,930 Retired. 491 00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:39,850 Listen, Doofy, we could really use your help. 492 00:26:40,510 --> 00:26:40,890 Yeah. 493 00:26:41,590 --> 00:26:42,770 I can't go back to that light. 494 00:26:42,990 --> 00:26:45,390 Plus, we're in the middle of a global pandemic. 495 00:26:45,390 --> 00:26:45,710 Okay. 496 00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:49,050 I hate to break it to you, but COVID has been over for like years. 497 00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:50,550 Really? 498 00:26:51,470 --> 00:26:51,990 Yeah. 499 00:26:54,870 --> 00:26:55,310 Yeah. 500 00:26:55,310 --> 00:26:55,910 Damn it! 501 00:26:56,830 --> 00:26:58,850 What am I going to do with all this can-me? 502 00:27:01,270 --> 00:27:01,990 Get out! 503 00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:03,950 I don't want your shit to find you. 504 00:27:04,310 --> 00:27:05,010 And don't come back! 505 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,220 This is you, I'm gonna believe it! 506 00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:25,560 That's what you did. 507 00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:26,760 It's what you did. 508 00:27:28,740 --> 00:27:28,960 Okay. 509 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,360 Just because he showered doesn't mean that- 510 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:34,160 Yeah, I didn't shower, I just take water from my nap. 511 00:27:34,860 --> 00:27:35,440 You want some? 512 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:36,540 No, that's okay. 513 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,100 Okay. 514 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:37,920 Come on, do you see? 515 00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:38,420 Yeah. 516 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:39,260 Do it. 517 00:27:39,260 --> 00:27:41,260 Sarah, is your ghetto-ass mom coming? 518 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,880 Or can we start talking about this plot? 519 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:45,720 Uh... 520 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,280 Hi. 521 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,280 You came? 522 00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:51,240 Not in like 15 years, honey. 523 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:55,360 But I did buy this new rose, so fingers crossed. 524 00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:00,190 Oh! 525 00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:01,730 Oh! 526 00:28:02,110 --> 00:28:02,670 Oh! 527 00:28:02,910 --> 00:28:02,990 Oh! 528 00:28:02,990 --> 00:28:03,810 Oh, my old friend! 529 00:28:04,290 --> 00:28:06,170 You taught me how to dance? 530 00:28:06,710 --> 00:28:09,230 How to make a high and work pie? 531 00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:11,750 Nigga, I'm writing back here. 532 00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:12,650 Sweet! 533 00:28:13,050 --> 00:28:14,170 What's up, Sandy? 534 00:28:14,350 --> 00:28:14,690 What? 535 00:28:14,790 --> 00:28:15,310 How you doing? 536 00:28:15,530 --> 00:28:16,250 Bye, nigger! 537 00:28:17,590 --> 00:28:18,510 Shit, son! 538 00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:22,010 I can't believe you thought I was dead! 539 00:28:22,330 --> 00:28:29,150 Well, between cancer, from the weed, smoke, your love of the McRib, and racist cops, I didn't think you had a chance. 540 00:28:29,150 --> 00:28:30,450 Yeah, that's the two of them coming. 541 00:28:31,830 --> 00:28:32,870 Hi, and... 542 00:28:32,870 --> 00:28:34,370 Stop smiling at me! 543 00:28:35,910 --> 00:28:36,430 Oh! 544 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:37,410 Shit! 545 00:28:37,810 --> 00:28:38,330 Wildstar! 546 00:28:39,110 --> 00:28:39,630 Wildstar! 547 00:28:40,070 --> 00:28:40,590 Wildstar! 548 00:28:40,870 --> 00:28:41,390 Hey! 549 00:28:41,630 --> 00:28:43,250 He's intellectually disabled! 550 00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:45,270 That's just how he looks, you drunk honky! 551 00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:45,950 Hey, hey, hey! 552 00:28:46,290 --> 00:28:47,690 Who call that white bitch a honky? 553 00:28:48,090 --> 00:28:49,090 Who has some respect? 554 00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:51,910 I keep seeing people smiling everywhere! 555 00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:54,270 I'm not very likable, so... 556 00:28:54,270 --> 00:28:56,050 It must be some kind of curse. 557 00:28:56,370 --> 00:28:57,150 Hey, everybody! 558 00:28:57,790 --> 00:28:59,010 Look what I got! 559 00:28:59,290 --> 00:29:01,130 Non-branded gelatin shop! 560 00:29:01,430 --> 00:29:06,130 Made with great alcohol and GHB, so ain't nobody sippin' that name consent to like... 561 00:29:06,130 --> 00:29:06,190 What? 562 00:29:06,470 --> 00:29:07,430 I apologize. 563 00:29:07,730 --> 00:29:08,030 Say one. 564 00:29:08,170 --> 00:29:09,510 I love Rufy and myself. 565 00:29:10,530 --> 00:29:10,970 No. 566 00:29:11,130 --> 00:29:11,850 You sure, baby? 567 00:29:12,030 --> 00:29:12,630 Hi, Brenda. 568 00:29:12,970 --> 00:29:15,230 Please do not call me by my government name. 569 00:29:15,370 --> 00:29:16,070 Call me, Mom! 570 00:29:18,110 --> 00:29:18,550 Sandy! 571 00:29:19,350 --> 00:29:19,530 Hey! 572 00:29:19,810 --> 00:29:20,150 Come on! 573 00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:22,210 You dropped the train. 574 00:29:22,490 --> 00:29:23,050 Oh, my God! 575 00:29:23,270 --> 00:29:23,530 Sandy! 576 00:29:23,770 --> 00:29:25,270 I haven't seen you in forever! 577 00:29:25,870 --> 00:29:26,650 I got it! 578 00:29:26,730 --> 00:29:27,070 Look at you! 579 00:29:27,210 --> 00:29:27,930 You look the same! 580 00:29:28,630 --> 00:29:30,050 Mine is the crow's feet! 581 00:29:30,730 --> 00:29:32,170 And your hair is so dry! 582 00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:34,050 Oh, and your titties dropped! 583 00:29:34,510 --> 00:29:35,230 So far! 584 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:37,990 Other than that, you look the exact same! 585 00:29:38,470 --> 00:29:39,550 What have you been up to? 586 00:29:40,310 --> 00:29:45,130 Oh, you know, neglecting my children so I can prepare to kill a ghost fish should he ever return. 587 00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:46,630 What about you? 588 00:29:47,030 --> 00:29:52,070 Well, I've been mostly just getting half-school kids drunk in a desperate attempt to stay young and keep my kids at home. 589 00:29:52,070 --> 00:29:53,790 I always knew you'd be a great mom. 590 00:29:53,990 --> 00:29:55,170 Oh, Sandy! 591 00:29:55,610 --> 00:29:56,330 Should we hug? 592 00:29:56,550 --> 00:30:00,290 Oh, I really want to, but I'm a Republican now, so I'm supposed to be racist. 593 00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:00,970 Oh, girl! 594 00:30:01,150 --> 00:30:02,910 I think all white people are racist anyway! 595 00:30:03,110 --> 00:30:03,550 Come here! 596 00:30:03,670 --> 00:30:03,990 Okay! 597 00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:05,070 Oh! 598 00:30:06,850 --> 00:30:07,690 You want me to shut up? 599 00:30:07,930 --> 00:30:08,290 Oh, yeah! 600 00:30:08,510 --> 00:30:08,650 Yeah! 601 00:30:09,630 --> 00:30:16,110 You know, Mom, this place could be so cool if you had like a beer pong table over there, maybe like a snack wall. 602 00:30:16,110 --> 00:30:17,150 What do you know about cool? 603 00:30:17,330 --> 00:30:22,990 When I was your age, I was popping bottles with Puffy, Puff Daddy, P Diddy, Diddy, all the shorts. 604 00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:25,230 That ain't as well. 605 00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:27,470 Your mama was the freak in the freak-offs. 606 00:30:27,650 --> 00:30:28,990 Oh, Chissa! 607 00:30:29,350 --> 00:30:30,430 You want to see something cool? 608 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,090 I'ma show you something cool. 609 00:30:38,510 --> 00:30:41,150 God, that's cool. 610 00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:42,310 What are you doing? 611 00:30:42,310 --> 00:30:42,870 What? 612 00:30:43,350 --> 00:30:44,550 No, not like that. 613 00:30:45,290 --> 00:30:45,730 What? 614 00:30:46,670 --> 00:30:47,110 Oh, yeah! 615 00:30:47,610 --> 00:30:51,160 I don't want to even load it. 616 00:30:51,380 --> 00:30:52,160 Oh, shit! 617 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:52,920 Ow! 618 00:30:53,340 --> 00:30:53,780 Shit! 619 00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:55,880 Uh-oh! 620 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:56,880 I did it again! 621 00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:02,120 I'm always looking at that last one in the chamber. 622 00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:03,080 Help me move the pot. 623 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,220 Yeah, I just got it. 624 00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:05,420 Yeah, that was fun. 625 00:31:06,060 --> 00:31:06,320 Oh! 626 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,040 So what did you do next to this? 627 00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:09,420 I don't want to go with Puffy. 628 00:31:09,940 --> 00:31:11,160 Oh, I love Puffy. 629 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,460 You know what? 630 00:31:12,460 --> 00:31:16,000 I used to put cocaine in my Wuhan family all the time. 631 00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:17,580 Yeah. 632 00:31:26,410 --> 00:31:27,010 All right. 633 00:31:27,410 --> 00:31:28,530 Let's get back to the plot. 634 00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:30,630 I'm looking at you, Ted Bundy. 635 00:31:30,850 --> 00:31:32,190 Looking like a school shooter. 636 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,350 I think you the killer. 637 00:31:33,690 --> 00:31:34,090 Oh, me? 638 00:31:34,290 --> 00:31:34,430 Mm-hmm. 639 00:31:34,570 --> 00:31:36,430 Okay, what about Deputy Doofy over there? 640 00:31:36,670 --> 00:31:37,730 I don't have a motor. 641 00:31:38,150 --> 00:31:38,870 You know, what's my motor? 642 00:31:39,350 --> 00:31:41,150 You were the killer in the first movie. 643 00:31:41,730 --> 00:31:42,830 Shouldn't you be locked up? 644 00:31:42,950 --> 00:31:44,370 No, I got pardoned. 645 00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:47,550 Mostly because of the stormy capital, you know? 646 00:31:47,790 --> 00:31:47,990 Oh. 647 00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:48,870 I got proof. 648 00:31:49,570 --> 00:31:50,130 It's in me. 649 00:31:50,550 --> 00:31:50,770 Oh. 650 00:31:50,930 --> 00:31:51,530 And it's framed. 651 00:31:51,990 --> 00:31:52,690 That's a cool head. 652 00:31:52,890 --> 00:31:54,870 What about Jess? 653 00:31:55,670 --> 00:31:56,570 What about me? 654 00:31:56,670 --> 00:31:59,810 If anybody here has issues that could lead to murder... 655 00:31:59,810 --> 00:32:00,090 Okay. 656 00:32:00,650 --> 00:32:00,670 Oh. 657 00:32:00,950 --> 00:32:02,970 Trans shaming is not cool, okay? 658 00:32:03,310 --> 00:32:04,470 Then he's just a dude. 659 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:04,810 Yeah. 660 00:32:04,970 --> 00:32:08,010 Minus the upper body strength in the dick part. 661 00:32:08,290 --> 00:32:10,190 Hey, you don't know what I got down here, okay? 662 00:32:10,190 --> 00:32:11,050 I do. 663 00:32:11,350 --> 00:32:12,070 Hey, hey. 664 00:32:12,410 --> 00:32:18,470 Listen, what we know so far is everyone who's been attacked is related to the original characters. 665 00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:19,810 Who wants to kill the king? 666 00:32:20,030 --> 00:32:20,330 Aha! 667 00:32:20,670 --> 00:32:23,030 He's making a reboot-a-quel. 668 00:32:23,710 --> 00:32:24,630 A what now? 669 00:32:24,730 --> 00:32:24,870 Yup. 670 00:32:25,050 --> 00:32:26,570 It's like a reboot in a sequel. 671 00:32:26,730 --> 00:32:32,430 Mixing legacy characters with new characters in an attempt to feed into bullshit nostalgia and 672 00:32:32,430 --> 00:32:33,670 bring more fans to the theaters. 673 00:32:33,870 --> 00:32:35,690 Just like last year's I Know What You Did Last Summer. 674 00:32:38,010 --> 00:32:38,770 That's a movie? 675 00:32:38,770 --> 00:32:40,230 What did I do last summer? 676 00:32:40,550 --> 00:32:42,770 I think you're talking about the summer and turned pretty. 677 00:32:43,230 --> 00:32:43,510 Ray! 678 00:32:43,870 --> 00:32:44,950 When did you get here? 679 00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:45,810 Oh, I've been here. 680 00:32:45,890 --> 00:32:46,930 I was just hanging out by the minimum. 681 00:32:47,770 --> 00:32:48,110 What? 682 00:32:48,110 --> 00:32:48,410 Oh. 683 00:32:48,670 --> 00:32:49,010 Mom? 684 00:32:49,610 --> 00:32:54,390 Okay, so that means that our killer is writing his own version of a horror movie. 685 00:32:54,650 --> 00:32:58,950 Okay, so according to the reboot-a-call rules, who's the killer? 686 00:33:00,390 --> 00:33:01,970 I think it's pretty obvious. 687 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:05,730 Him? 688 00:33:06,590 --> 00:33:07,410 You bitch. 689 00:33:07,690 --> 00:33:08,050 Me? 690 00:33:08,050 --> 00:33:10,210 Guys, I am not the killer. 691 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:13,230 Ghostface attacked Tuesday to lure me back here. 692 00:33:13,430 --> 00:33:16,330 I think he attacked Tuesday to get you back here. 693 00:33:16,630 --> 00:33:18,670 So he could get me back here. 694 00:33:18,910 --> 00:33:20,990 He wants to kill the OGs. 695 00:33:21,270 --> 00:33:22,250 That was a flex. 696 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,530 Yeah, that sounds weird. 697 00:33:23,730 --> 00:33:25,130 Oh, fuck this! 698 00:33:25,530 --> 00:33:27,330 And fuck you, mother! 699 00:33:27,810 --> 00:33:29,530 To your mother? 700 00:33:29,650 --> 00:33:30,050 Hey! 701 00:33:30,370 --> 00:33:32,270 Don't be so disrespectful! 702 00:33:33,090 --> 00:33:34,510 And call me mom! 703 00:33:34,890 --> 00:33:35,630 Or mommy! 704 00:33:35,630 --> 00:33:37,530 Or whatever is more comfortable! 705 00:33:37,970 --> 00:33:47,330 Or whatever is more comfortable! 706 00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,340 Talk to me! 707 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:00,720 Hello, Sheriff. 708 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,500 Ancient Underwood? 709 00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:04,320 I'll give you one hint. 710 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,760 What's your favorite scary movie? 711 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,020 Well, I'm gonna go with Saltburn. 712 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,940 I mean, the member on that English guy was terrifying. 713 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:16,800 And Ken Jeong's Junk in The Hangover was a much better depiction of the male anatomy. 714 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,860 And what do you want, front face? 715 00:34:19,180 --> 00:34:23,540 Well, I'm just calling to tell you that by the time you get home, I'll have gutted your 716 00:34:23,540 --> 00:34:24,180 baby girl. 717 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,320 Hey, asshole. 718 00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:27,680 She's a boy! 719 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:37,520 Yes! 720 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,720 Looking for this? 721 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,220 Let me help you. 722 00:34:57,220 --> 00:35:00,400 I got your baby dick. 723 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,220 Winky, winky, winky, winky. 724 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,260 Alright, here we go. 725 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,200 What do you want, fuck face? 726 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:18,640 Well, like father, like son. 727 00:35:19,820 --> 00:35:21,780 I understand you're home alone. 728 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:28,160 Dad's out, but the pool guy, the gardener, and the plumber are all here, asshole. 729 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,880 Look out your window. 730 00:35:34,660 --> 00:35:35,340 No! 731 00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:37,780 But they're the backbone of the American workforce. 732 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,360 And I'm too white to do those jobs. 733 00:35:40,780 --> 00:35:42,020 Let's cut to the chase. 734 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:44,160 I'll ask you one question. 735 00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:47,120 If you answer correctly, you live. 736 00:35:47,620 --> 00:35:51,080 Who was the killer in horror movie? 737 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:51,800 Oh. 738 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:52,840 That was easy. 739 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,760 It was Bobby and then Kay Ray. 740 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:57,860 The guy who was totally into dudes, even though he claimed he wasn't. 741 00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,720 Classic 2000s homophobia. 742 00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:01,460 But I got you, bitch. 743 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:02,080 Wrong! 744 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:02,320 Wrong! 745 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,680 You forgot Special Officer Doofy. 746 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,340 Now, you die. 747 00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:16,700 Oh, fuck that! 748 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,940 You should probably answer that. 749 00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:24,080 I can literally see you trying to steal my package. 750 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,480 Oh, shit! 751 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:28,940 That was easy. 752 00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:34,380 Someone order steaks. 753 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:35,180 Let's go, Puff. 754 00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:39,140 Wait a sec. 755 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:39,860 Careful! 756 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,560 You wouldn't talk about any killer! 757 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:46,500 You are about to identify as gay! 758 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,040 You stand like a girl. 759 00:37:06,610 --> 00:37:09,510 This is Kiki West for OnlyFans Rapid News. 760 00:37:09,650 --> 00:37:10,210 Rapid News. 761 00:37:10,310 --> 00:37:11,330 You mean VAPID News. 762 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:12,810 You don't even have a cameraman! 763 00:37:12,810 --> 00:37:13,430 But I am... 764 00:37:13,430 --> 00:37:14,190 My husband! 765 00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:16,830 Excuse me. 766 00:37:19,030 --> 00:37:20,030 Oh, my. 767 00:37:20,330 --> 00:37:20,890 You're... 768 00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:21,570 Yes, yes. 769 00:37:22,090 --> 00:37:26,250 Three-time Emmy nominee for Outstanding Achievement and Sensational Reporting. 770 00:37:26,390 --> 00:37:29,250 I was gonna say the lady from Friends, but... 771 00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:29,490 Shorter. 772 00:37:29,630 --> 00:37:30,650 Plus Botox. 773 00:37:30,850 --> 00:37:30,970 Oh. 774 00:37:31,610 --> 00:37:32,830 Is that what you were gonna say? 775 00:37:32,970 --> 00:37:33,230 Yes. 776 00:37:33,230 --> 00:37:35,190 You seriously don't know who I am? 777 00:37:35,370 --> 00:37:35,970 Baby girl. 778 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:36,650 I am... 779 00:37:36,650 --> 00:37:37,270 Gail Swallow! 780 00:37:38,190 --> 00:37:38,450 Hey. 781 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:39,550 Gail Storm. 782 00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:41,530 Get the hell out of my way! 783 00:37:41,710 --> 00:37:41,750 Get off! 784 00:37:46,990 --> 00:37:47,490 Doofus? 785 00:37:47,970 --> 00:37:48,350 Hey. 786 00:37:48,970 --> 00:37:49,490 Gail. 787 00:37:49,490 --> 00:37:49,590 Ugh. 788 00:37:50,590 --> 00:37:50,810 Ugh. 789 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:52,610 You have an age today. 790 00:37:53,530 --> 00:37:54,810 You've made it like a million days. 791 00:37:54,970 --> 00:37:55,550 That's this man. 792 00:37:55,770 --> 00:37:55,930 Fine. 793 00:37:56,010 --> 00:37:57,290 Yeah, your fingers felt like genitals. 794 00:37:57,450 --> 00:37:57,770 Thank you. 795 00:37:57,830 --> 00:37:59,650 What are you doing in that ridiculous uniform? 796 00:38:00,130 --> 00:38:01,830 Uh, I'm back on the case. 797 00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:03,610 Yeah, I'm gonna bust a ghost face. 798 00:38:04,030 --> 00:38:07,590 Well, um, tell me, Special Needs Officer Doofy. 799 00:38:08,930 --> 00:38:09,410 Um... 800 00:38:09,410 --> 00:38:09,690 Wow. 801 00:38:09,970 --> 00:38:13,810 Are there any suspects in this tragic, yet completely predictable incident? 802 00:38:14,010 --> 00:38:15,410 I could not let's say. 803 00:38:15,750 --> 00:38:17,370 No, no, no, no, no. 804 00:38:17,510 --> 00:38:18,150 Yes, you can. 805 00:38:18,270 --> 00:38:18,410 Yes, you can. 806 00:38:19,110 --> 00:38:19,230 Yeah. 807 00:38:19,710 --> 00:38:20,130 Oh, yeah. 808 00:38:20,210 --> 00:38:20,710 It's on me. 809 00:38:21,190 --> 00:38:22,190 Oh, my dad. 810 00:38:22,590 --> 00:38:22,810 Oh. 811 00:38:23,650 --> 00:38:24,130 Hey. 812 00:38:25,030 --> 00:38:27,270 Remember when you used to get blowjobs? 813 00:38:27,550 --> 00:38:28,590 Presensitive information. 814 00:38:28,990 --> 00:38:31,410 I don't give blowjobs anymore, okay? 815 00:38:31,570 --> 00:38:32,470 Not since me, too. 816 00:38:32,730 --> 00:38:33,070 Okay. 817 00:38:33,370 --> 00:38:33,770 Sorry. 818 00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:36,590 I give handjobs now, but the story better be good. 819 00:38:36,590 --> 00:38:37,770 Okay, I'll do a good job. 820 00:38:37,890 --> 00:38:38,310 Let's do it. 821 00:38:38,470 --> 00:38:38,990 Let's do it. 822 00:38:39,310 --> 00:38:39,790 Let's do it. 823 00:38:50,570 --> 00:38:51,150 What the? 824 00:39:00,550 --> 00:39:01,270 I'm gonna get you. 825 00:39:01,470 --> 00:39:02,550 Uncle Ray Ray's gonna get you. 826 00:39:02,610 --> 00:39:02,790 Ray? 827 00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:04,470 He got my outfit, you little critter. 828 00:39:07,830 --> 00:39:09,790 And weed chewy, Leo. 829 00:39:12,610 --> 00:39:14,170 Fuck yeah, she'll. 830 00:39:16,290 --> 00:39:17,490 Fuck yeah, she'll. 831 00:39:24,330 --> 00:39:26,110 Hello, shorty. 832 00:39:26,730 --> 00:39:29,530 You do know that smoking is bad for you? 833 00:39:29,530 --> 00:39:36,330 Well, actually, weed ain't bad for you. You got vitamin T, C, and H, C, B, and D. 834 00:39:37,150 --> 00:39:40,910 What's the matter, Shorty? You look a little antsy. 835 00:39:41,350 --> 00:39:46,230 Maybe because there's a masked serial killer sipping tea in my den. 836 00:39:46,490 --> 00:39:50,390 Shorty, you're my nigga. I mean, friend. Please, sit. 837 00:39:50,710 --> 00:39:56,600 Alrighty. Do you want to quit smoking? 838 00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,400 Well, to be honest, I tried to quit. But my mother said, 839 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:04,220 I ain't raising no quitters. So I quit quitting. 840 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:05,660 We can try it now, sis. 841 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:10,520 Bro, I don't care how many pocket watches you try and wave in front of my face. 842 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,960 It ain't gonna work, son. You can't magnetize me. 843 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:19,080 Sleep back, Shorty. 844 00:40:21,740 --> 00:40:22,420 What's up? 845 00:40:23,220 --> 00:40:25,460 Tell me about your mother. 846 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,160 Damn, nigga. Let's start with something light. 847 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,920 Like, do you lick ass? Yes or no? The answer's yes. 848 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,460 So what happened to her, Shorty? 849 00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:40,140 She's coming home. 850 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:43,660 Her car was parked on the side of the road. 851 00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:45,620 Someone was in it. 852 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,440 And something bad was happening. 853 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,300 Why did you call anyone? 854 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,980 I couldn't. I had warrants. 855 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,300 You were 11? 856 00:40:58,780 --> 00:41:00,240 I started young, nigga. 857 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:04,360 Oh, what do you see? 858 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,820 I see a big explosion of water. 859 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,520 It was like a civil rights host. 860 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,400 Police said it was a murder-suicide. 861 00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:24,340 She killed that man. 862 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:28,060 When they opened the car door, his little body just slid out. 863 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,860 Like the green nigga in shape of water. 864 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,480 I just didn't want it to be real. 865 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,360 What don't you want to be real? 866 00:41:39,420 --> 00:41:41,440 And my mother was a squirter. 867 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:42,860 Okay. 868 00:41:43,340 --> 00:41:44,240 She was a squirter. 869 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:46,740 All the floors in her bedroom was warped. 870 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,080 I can't move. 871 00:41:48,580 --> 00:41:49,660 You're paralyzed. 872 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:54,100 Now, sink into the chair. 873 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,000 No, wait. 874 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:55,780 Sink. 875 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:42,910 And now she's again. 876 00:42:42,910 --> 00:42:43,290 We're dying. 877 00:42:43,290 --> 00:42:45,890 That was a kid. 878 00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:49,050 We're dying, nothing comes... 879 00:42:49,090 --> 00:42:49,230 After it goes... 880 00:42:49,230 --> 00:42:50,990 alchemy! 881 00:42:52,150 --> 00:42:52,810 confession, 882 00:42:52,810 --> 00:43:36,380 It's raining. Now I'm flying. Got them my cheeks. Don't need a reason to bang these demons. Now we're perfect at peace. We don't want to have fun. We're about to be joking. We're about to be joking. Oh, that dream was wild. I must have been Elon Musk. 883 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,600 Chucha Sheba? 884 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,000 Tuesday? Tuesday? 885 00:43:57,860 --> 00:43:58,540 Bobby? 886 00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:03,180 Bobby, what the... 887 00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,360 She's gonna die. 888 00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:12,060 Our daughter, Sarah? You're probably right. She's tough, but let's see her get stabbed in the cut. 889 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,540 I'm gonna die. 890 00:44:13,540 --> 00:44:22,280 Bobby, you're already dead. This hallucination is a manifestation of my own guilt for being an awful mom. Or it could be the shrooms I just popped. 891 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,220 You're gonna die! 892 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,200 Bitch! You ain't killing me! 893 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,700 You're gonna die. 894 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,200 Stop smiling! 895 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,220 I can't. Boattocks. 896 00:44:41,380 --> 00:44:41,780 Hey! 897 00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:46,340 This is the mental ward. Everyone smiles in here. 898 00:44:46,340 --> 00:44:46,780 What? 899 00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:48,140 Oh! 900 00:44:49,260 --> 00:44:49,700 Um... 901 00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:53,680 Could you point me in the direction of the ICU? Is it that way or that way? 902 00:44:54,220 --> 00:44:55,380 Uh, visiting hours, Rover. 903 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:56,640 Oh, yes, of course. 904 00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:04,880 The network wants me to clarify that Black Friday has nothing to do with race. Well, just tell that to my black friends. 905 00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:28,780 Man, you ain't Micah. 906 00:45:29,020 --> 00:45:30,600 Micah got that Jerry curl. 907 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:31,920 What is that, son? 908 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,000 Is that shillac? 909 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,180 See, people think it's shillac, but it's action shopping. 910 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,820 All your head look like fondue. 911 00:45:38,060 --> 00:45:38,660 It's dirty. 912 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:39,940 Micah's got a monkey. 913 00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:41,080 I got a llama. 914 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:43,800 Fuck Micah. 915 00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:46,460 You can't dance, boy. I'll be practicing. 916 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:51,600 Yeah! 917 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:53,480 I can move on. 918 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,420 I can move on. 919 00:45:55,420 --> 00:46:00,220 What is this little dog? 920 00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:01,820 Dude! Get down! 921 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:06,460 Jermaine. 922 00:46:09,060 --> 00:46:10,700 Coming Juneteenth. 923 00:46:11,150 --> 00:46:12,240 Only on TV. 924 00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:16,680 I'm a bootleg bastard. 925 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:19,700 Hello? 926 00:46:21,380 --> 00:46:22,540 Fuck this. 927 00:46:27,390 --> 00:46:28,890 I'm gonna miss you all. 928 00:46:34,550 --> 00:46:35,290 Oh, hell. 929 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:49,400 Echo! 930 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,440 God damn it! 931 00:46:51,540 --> 00:46:53,260 Jack, did Sarah tell you to come? 932 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,400 Um, yeah. 933 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,260 That's why I'm here. 934 00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,720 Not to murder you or anything like that. 935 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:00,900 Then why are you wearing gloves? 936 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:07,440 Would you believe I am thinking about dressing up as O.J. Simpson for Halloween? 937 00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:08,480 But those fit. 938 00:47:09,980 --> 00:47:10,360 No! 939 00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:13,140 Yaku, bro, you almost can't fit! 940 00:47:13,460 --> 00:47:14,580 I mean, no! 941 00:47:14,580 --> 00:47:14,620 No! 942 00:47:14,900 --> 00:47:15,400 Bitch! 943 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,820 I'm gonna get you like a pig! 944 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:57,640 I'm gonna get you like a pig! 945 00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:01,080 Wait until I stick my knife at him. 946 00:48:02,620 --> 00:48:09,620 Over here! 947 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,320 I gotta go! 948 00:48:11,540 --> 00:48:12,880 Before you go, kill me! 949 00:48:12,980 --> 00:48:13,780 You hit him! 950 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,180 Oh, my God! 951 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,240 I lost his purse! 952 00:48:20,210 --> 00:48:20,950 I'm gonna kill him! 953 00:48:44,690 --> 00:48:45,250 The End 954 00:48:46,570 --> 00:48:48,170 I'm gonna turn you in the beat! 955 00:48:55,450 --> 00:48:56,950 No! No! 956 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,420 Excuse me, I'm a man. Step aside. 957 00:49:04,700 --> 00:49:06,800 Can you please take me? Doofy! 958 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,980 You like doing that? 959 00:49:10,060 --> 00:49:10,240 Move! 960 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,320 Smile, you son of a bitch. 961 00:49:14,340 --> 00:49:15,140 What the? 962 00:49:15,140 --> 00:49:18,980 My psycho mother said, ALWAYS KEEP US STRAPED! 963 00:49:20,660 --> 00:49:21,760 Go! Go! 964 00:49:21,940 --> 00:49:24,400 I'm gonna go keep your mother in here. I'll keep your mother in here. 965 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:25,060 Ow! Ow! 966 00:49:25,540 --> 00:49:27,720 That's the pain! The agony! 967 00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,620 Sarah, if I don't make it... 968 00:49:30,620 --> 00:49:33,060 Seriously, can you stop trying to win an Oscar? 969 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,900 It's a horror movie. It'll never happen. 970 00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:36,740 Just ask to me more. 971 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,020 No! No! No! 972 00:49:40,020 --> 00:49:41,680 Get out of here, Chad! 973 00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:46,000 What the fuck?! 974 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,900 I'm gonna get out of myself. 975 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,280 Me and you now, Ghosty. 976 00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,340 You gotta shield me. 977 00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,080 Shield me. 978 00:50:00,740 --> 00:50:01,580 Ah! 979 00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:03,580 Ah! 980 00:50:10,940 --> 00:50:11,180 Ah! 981 00:50:11,460 --> 00:50:11,880 Smell! 982 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:15,040 My finger! 983 00:50:16,140 --> 00:50:16,860 Ow! 984 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:17,320 God! 985 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,220 What the fuck is that?! 986 00:50:20,540 --> 00:50:21,980 My ass! 987 00:50:22,340 --> 00:50:24,340 Fuck your ass, whore! 988 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:25,100 Oh, Jack! 989 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,360 That's my ass! 990 00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:30,440 Any last words? 991 00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,160 I go pooping! 992 00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:39,260 Oh, hell no! 993 00:50:39,420 --> 00:50:40,680 I ain't cleaning up that shit! 994 00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:42,180 I'm on break! 995 00:50:42,420 --> 00:50:42,940 Come on! 996 00:50:43,220 --> 00:50:44,860 I need to kill it, not the queen! 997 00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:46,340 Watch yourself! 998 00:50:48,340 --> 00:50:49,660 Yo, what's up, Jack? 999 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:50,920 It's your boy Shorty. 1000 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:51,340 That's right. 1001 00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:52,720 It's another Halloween-a-thon. 1002 00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:58,220 And that's another day of me getting paid mad money for doing absolutely nothing! 1003 00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:00,220 Why you stupid motherfuckers watching? 1004 00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:02,280 Hey, they call me Doug! 1005 00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:08,600 I want to give a smooth shout-out to my sponsor, Angry Orchard Hard Sider. 1006 00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:12,100 They got mad apples, son. 1007 00:51:14,140 --> 00:51:14,580 No! 1008 00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:15,800 Oh! 1009 00:51:15,860 --> 00:51:17,100 We created this right in here! 1010 00:51:17,460 --> 00:51:18,460 We're marketing genius! 1011 00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:19,000 Alright. 1012 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,760 We wouldn't be a Halloween-a-thon without a dope guest. 1013 00:51:21,860 --> 00:51:23,260 He's a legend in the streaming game. 1014 00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:23,880 Give it up! 1015 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,220 For Kyle... 1016 00:51:25,220 --> 00:51:25,720 ...SAMARY! 1017 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:34,300 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 1018 00:51:35,220 --> 00:51:36,160 Let's get serious. 1019 00:51:36,380 --> 00:51:37,440 What brings you to check? 1020 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:39,840 Your proxies don't need a movie. 1021 00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:41,920 I've been calling you, you're close to me. 1022 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:47,460 Bro, I thought that was one of my crazy ass baby mamas. That's-that's my band. 1023 00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:51,160 Speaking of ghosting... Somebody wants to talk to you. 1024 00:51:52,220 --> 00:51:52,700 Hello? 1025 00:51:53,020 --> 00:51:55,120 What's your favorite scary movie? 1026 00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:11,280 What's up, my guy? 1027 00:52:11,580 --> 00:52:13,460 You got some angry slides on your ass. 1028 00:52:13,460 --> 00:52:14,020 It was right. 1029 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:15,780 They got bad apples. 1030 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:18,920 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 1031 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:25,180 No! I'm about to do my favorite thing. 1032 00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:27,920 Spin the wheel! 1033 00:52:29,460 --> 00:52:30,780 Do you do it again? 1034 00:52:31,460 --> 00:52:35,280 We gonna go back there with these noodles and we gonna smack the fuck out you. 1035 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:36,620 I mean, you gotta guess who did it. 1036 00:52:36,660 --> 00:52:39,760 That doesn't mean big sex. This is a dumb game. 1037 00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:45,220 Cut me! 1038 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:50,680 Agh! 1039 00:52:57,720 --> 00:52:59,520 You just killed Cassinet! 1040 00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:01,160 On the chick! 1041 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,440 We making history, Slag! 1042 00:53:41,070 --> 00:53:43,150 So that's our suspect. 1043 00:53:43,530 --> 00:53:44,570 So that's our suspect. 1044 00:53:44,570 --> 00:53:49,890 Shorthand, was the handyman that a house refuted to be haunted in 2001. 1045 00:53:51,190 --> 00:53:52,710 Is there anything you're not telling me? 1046 00:53:53,090 --> 00:53:59,230 Did your wife hate you? You believe the earth is flat, and you voted for Trump. Three times. 1047 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:01,850 Now what, I suppose to vote for the woman? Huh? 1048 00:54:02,590 --> 00:54:05,930 I believe Shorthand is the notorious ghost face. 1049 00:54:07,810 --> 00:54:08,890 What'd that mouth do? 1050 00:54:11,770 --> 00:54:13,670 You did look pretty sketchy. 1051 00:54:17,270 --> 00:54:18,750 I got the wrong guy. 1052 00:54:19,570 --> 00:54:21,230 And you know that because you're psychic? 1053 00:54:21,670 --> 00:54:23,510 No. So sorry to the restaurant. 1054 00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:26,650 I don't know. 1055 00:54:27,370 --> 00:54:28,410 That guy's black. 1056 00:54:28,810 --> 00:54:32,710 He's kinda... not that black. Like gravy brown. 1057 00:54:35,950 --> 00:54:37,730 Hit him with your strong hand! 1058 00:54:39,510 --> 00:54:40,550 Arrest him anyways. 1059 00:54:40,950 --> 00:54:42,150 Oh, I did something, right? 1060 00:54:43,250 --> 00:54:44,550 Turn up your body cam! 1061 00:54:45,810 --> 00:54:47,730 This hailstorm welcome back. 1062 00:54:48,010 --> 00:54:50,890 Doc, I'm begging you. You gotta help me look younger. 1063 00:54:51,170 --> 00:54:52,690 These little bitches are killing me out there. 1064 00:54:52,770 --> 00:54:55,590 They're wearing nothing but a sausage casing and a ring light. 1065 00:54:55,850 --> 00:55:02,150 Trust me with this withered, decrepit, age-ravaged body, and I will make you whole. 1066 00:55:02,150 --> 00:55:04,730 One middle-aged white lady special coming right up. 1067 00:55:04,910 --> 00:55:05,270 Thanks. 1068 00:55:05,650 --> 00:55:09,410 I'm gonna play a quick video on the ins and outs of the procedure and then we'll get started. 1069 00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:15,770 Do you wish you weren't so old and saggy? 1070 00:55:16,490 --> 00:55:20,870 Do you wish you were younger, sexier, fuckable again? 1071 00:55:21,610 --> 00:55:26,850 One single injection unlocks your DNA, creating a new, better you. 1072 00:55:28,870 --> 00:55:30,550 This is the stuff. 1073 00:55:31,850 --> 00:55:36,230 Doc, this isn't that Gwyneth Paltrow crap that makes you smell like a badge, is it? 1074 00:55:40,530 --> 00:55:41,470 I like it. 1075 00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,180 That's a lot of stuff. 1076 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:02,480 Ooh, a mask on a mask. 1077 00:56:03,180 --> 00:56:04,620 Safety first, right, huh? 1078 00:56:05,580 --> 00:56:06,140 Oh! 1079 00:56:06,620 --> 00:56:07,180 Oh! 1080 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,240 Oh no! 1081 00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:09,040 Oh! 1082 00:56:10,220 --> 00:56:10,580 Oh! 1083 00:56:10,580 --> 00:56:11,780 I got a second thought! 1084 00:56:11,980 --> 00:56:14,380 I'm gonna love and accept myself as I am! 1085 00:56:14,940 --> 00:56:15,500 Ah! 1086 00:57:16,970 --> 00:57:17,710 Oops! 1087 00:57:18,070 --> 00:57:18,930 Wrong movie! 1088 00:57:20,950 --> 00:57:22,510 You were thinking it! 1089 00:57:22,590 --> 00:57:23,530 But you said it! 1090 00:57:24,950 --> 00:57:26,890 White chicks to my ass! 1091 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,340 Hey, Sarah! 1092 00:57:37,900 --> 00:57:41,180 Tuesday, I tried to visit you. 1093 00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,600 I am sorry for everything. 1094 00:57:44,100 --> 00:57:45,440 Especially your name. 1095 00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,360 It was Taco Tuesday. 1096 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:48,600 I was super drunk. 1097 00:57:48,820 --> 00:57:51,500 But I promise you, I will kill this motherfucker! 1098 00:57:52,140 --> 00:57:52,760 It's fine, really. 1099 00:57:52,940 --> 00:57:53,140 We're cool. 1100 00:57:53,260 --> 00:57:53,580 Enough! 1101 00:57:53,900 --> 00:57:54,620 Forgetting the car. 1102 00:57:54,860 --> 00:57:57,040 I'm going to take you to the car! 1103 00:57:57,260 --> 00:57:57,440 Oh my God! 1104 00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:58,480 Get out of my death! 1105 00:57:58,740 --> 00:57:59,180 Dumbass! 1106 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,820 I'm taking Chews away from all of this! 1107 00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:02,980 Okay. 1108 00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,160 I'll be worth it. 1109 00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:08,640 I tried to run too, but it follows! 1110 00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:13,660 Now you're probably expecting a flashback to that movie, but it's too obscure. 1111 00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:14,980 Yeah, and the party's weird. 1112 00:58:15,060 --> 00:58:19,060 You have sex with someone, give them an STD, and then they haunt them in the form of a naked 1113 00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:19,580 grandma! 1114 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,140 It's like an STD biopic! 1115 00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:23,280 The killer is taunting me! 1116 00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:24,820 Why didn't he just kill us? 1117 00:58:24,820 --> 00:58:25,140 What? 1118 00:58:25,140 --> 00:58:26,140 Speak for yourself! 1119 00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:27,920 Like, what are you waiting for? 1120 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,060 Oh, no, no, no. 1121 00:58:29,180 --> 00:58:29,580 Sweetie. 1122 00:58:29,660 --> 00:58:29,960 Sweetie. 1123 00:58:30,020 --> 00:58:30,640 It's like this. 1124 00:58:32,420 --> 00:58:34,860 What are you waiting for, huh? 1125 00:58:35,900 --> 00:58:38,180 What are you waiting for? 1126 00:58:38,660 --> 00:58:43,620 What are you waiting for? 1127 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,080 What are you waiting for? 1128 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,380 I wish you weren't my mother! 1129 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,060 What are you waiting for? 1130 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:50,060 Candyman. 1131 00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:51,820 Candyman. 1132 00:58:53,380 --> 00:58:53,940 Candyman. 1133 00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:55,920 You sure about this? 1134 00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,180 Yeah, keep saying it. 1135 00:58:59,140 --> 00:58:59,840 Candyman? 1136 00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:02,340 Candyman! 1137 00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:22,290 So what's up, you got that Candyman? 1138 00:59:23,130 --> 00:59:24,070 I got... 1139 00:59:24,070 --> 00:59:25,810 Weed guns... 1140 00:59:25,810 --> 00:59:26,730 K-nuts... 1141 00:59:26,730 --> 00:59:26,890 Yeah! 1142 00:59:27,430 --> 00:59:28,050 Shroom chimes! 1143 00:59:29,130 --> 00:59:31,130 And what takes you so long to show up? 1144 00:59:31,250 --> 00:59:32,230 Come on Clarence! 1145 00:59:32,330 --> 00:59:34,450 I called you five times, nigger! 1146 00:59:34,450 --> 00:59:35,610 Show up in three! 1147 00:59:35,770 --> 00:59:37,470 You ain't even call me on the phone! 1148 00:59:37,990 --> 00:59:40,990 Lucky I was walking by and heard y'all through the hole of this wall! 1149 00:59:41,310 --> 00:59:42,110 Fix that shit! 1150 00:59:42,270 --> 00:59:43,370 You shut your ass up! 1151 00:59:43,570 --> 00:59:46,890 You need to go to a proctologist and get your skin looked at! 1152 00:59:47,070 --> 00:59:49,970 Having acne over the age of 40 is wild work! 1153 00:59:50,290 --> 00:59:51,430 I look better than this nigger! 1154 00:59:51,670 --> 00:59:52,490 Maybe on this side! 1155 00:59:52,570 --> 00:59:53,550 Hey, ain't no time for beating! 1156 00:59:53,630 --> 00:59:54,950 We about to be high as fuck! 1157 00:59:55,130 --> 00:59:56,270 We gon' party, son! 1158 00:59:56,610 --> 00:59:57,010 AHHHHH! 1159 01:00:00,170 --> 01:00:01,530 Lucky on the beat, y'all! 1160 01:00:01,870 --> 01:00:03,130 Watch out for your face! 1161 01:00:03,130 --> 01:00:04,110 That's right! 1162 01:00:04,270 --> 01:00:04,750 Thank you! 1163 01:00:05,750 --> 01:00:06,270 Hey! 1164 01:00:06,890 --> 01:00:07,790 I love it! 1165 01:00:07,910 --> 01:00:08,570 Look at that! 1166 01:00:09,030 --> 01:00:09,870 You look so good! 1167 01:00:10,470 --> 01:00:11,310 You seen your sister? 1168 01:00:13,930 --> 01:00:14,490 Ray! 1169 01:00:14,730 --> 01:00:15,570 You seen Gay? 1170 01:00:15,870 --> 01:00:18,470 I-I-I can't find her since she went to that protest! 1171 01:00:19,050 --> 01:00:19,310 No! 1172 01:00:19,990 --> 01:00:20,270 No! 1173 01:00:21,630 --> 01:00:22,910 Ray, let me guess! 1174 01:00:23,330 --> 01:00:25,390 You are Woody from Toy Story! 1175 01:00:25,390 --> 01:00:25,970 Nah! 1176 01:00:26,190 --> 01:00:26,990 Brenda, that's gay! 1177 01:00:27,730 --> 01:00:29,850 Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain! 1178 01:00:30,470 --> 01:00:33,450 I wish I knew how to quit you, but I can't! 1179 01:00:35,010 --> 01:00:36,750 You love that movie! 1180 01:00:37,410 --> 01:00:38,110 Hey, Brenda! 1181 01:00:39,210 --> 01:00:41,150 Have you seen my big old bag of candy? 1182 01:00:41,410 --> 01:00:44,270 It had chocolates, gummies, lollipops! 1183 01:00:44,950 --> 01:00:45,790 It's gonna miss it! 1184 01:00:45,870 --> 01:00:46,370 No, no, no! 1185 01:00:46,610 --> 01:00:47,230 It's not missing! 1186 01:00:47,230 --> 01:00:48,730 Why can't I pass it out to the trick or treaters? 1187 01:00:49,230 --> 01:00:49,790 Brenda! 1188 01:00:50,330 --> 01:00:51,450 That's mustache! 1189 01:02:00,380 --> 01:02:01,960 Why is she looking at you? 1190 01:02:04,700 --> 01:02:08,880 A little to stop you from here for a minute! 1191 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:29,140 Do you know how many baby seals die from microplastics? 1192 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:45,700 It's not her! 1193 01:02:47,810 --> 01:02:48,690 My pronouns! 1194 01:02:48,990 --> 01:02:49,570 Are they them? 1195 01:02:49,850 --> 01:02:50,490 He's them! 1196 01:02:50,850 --> 01:02:50,970 Them! 1197 01:02:51,230 --> 01:02:52,070 I'm over 40! 1198 01:02:52,330 --> 01:02:54,070 How am I supposed to keep up with all of this? 1199 01:02:54,570 --> 01:02:55,390 She's not wrong! 1200 01:02:55,710 --> 01:03:00,870 It's Karens like you that keep the patriarchy going with their knees on our necks! 1201 01:03:00,870 --> 01:03:03,190 Now they're playing the race card? 1202 01:03:03,410 --> 01:03:04,910 I had enough of her shit! 1203 01:03:05,010 --> 01:03:05,970 Say a shit, bitch! 1204 01:03:08,730 --> 01:03:11,890 And to be clear, my real name is... 1205 01:03:12,670 --> 01:03:13,270 Karens! 1206 01:03:13,350 --> 01:03:14,110 Oh shit! 1207 01:03:14,310 --> 01:03:15,110 This is too good! 1208 01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:16,390 Ignore the insults! 1209 01:03:16,790 --> 01:03:19,090 They don't realize we're here to help them! 1210 01:03:19,390 --> 01:03:23,750 Toxic masculinity and mansplaining doesn't help anybody! 1211 01:03:24,030 --> 01:03:25,710 How's my masculinity toxic? 1212 01:03:26,230 --> 01:03:27,690 I love women and sports! 1213 01:03:28,090 --> 01:03:29,190 Just not together! 1214 01:03:29,490 --> 01:03:30,090 Come here, bitch! 1215 01:03:31,430 --> 01:03:32,910 I've got to be next! 1216 01:03:33,130 --> 01:03:34,250 We ain't ready for this! 1217 01:03:34,490 --> 01:03:35,610 We have to be next! 1218 01:03:35,950 --> 01:03:36,190 Move! 1219 01:03:36,870 --> 01:03:37,930 I'm so sorry! 1220 01:03:39,230 --> 01:03:40,190 I'm so sorry! 1221 01:03:41,930 --> 01:03:43,410 I'm going mad as fear! 1222 01:03:48,530 --> 01:03:49,450 Uncle Shorty? 1223 01:03:49,650 --> 01:03:50,290 What's up, nephew? 1224 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:51,990 Can I ask you something? 1225 01:03:53,050 --> 01:03:53,770 Yeah, sure! 1226 01:03:55,230 --> 01:03:58,870 It's about, you know, how to go down on a girl. 1227 01:03:59,790 --> 01:04:00,990 You talking about eating pussy? 1228 01:04:02,010 --> 01:04:02,450 It's... 1229 01:04:02,450 --> 01:04:03,950 It's so cringe, but yeah. 1230 01:04:04,230 --> 01:04:08,210 So maybe if you stop talking like a 14-year-old white girl, you can learn something. 1231 01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:09,950 Alright, so listen up. 1232 01:04:09,950 --> 01:04:12,630 First thing you got to do, you got to spread it to me. 1233 01:04:12,790 --> 01:04:13,650 You got to open it up. 1234 01:04:14,010 --> 01:04:15,070 And you want to use your fingers. 1235 01:04:15,610 --> 01:04:16,710 Sometimes you can use two. 1236 01:04:17,030 --> 01:04:18,450 Two fingers, like that there. 1237 01:04:18,810 --> 01:04:18,930 Right? 1238 01:04:19,450 --> 01:04:23,690 Now once you get it all in there now, you got to use your tongue. 1239 01:04:23,690 --> 01:04:24,910 You can't be afraid. 1240 01:04:25,150 --> 01:04:26,030 No, I don't know. 1241 01:04:26,270 --> 01:04:28,770 No, no, no. 1242 01:04:28,770 --> 01:04:29,830 You ain't lean into it. 1243 01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:30,930 No, no, no. 1244 01:04:30,970 --> 01:04:31,790 You doing it too fast. 1245 01:04:31,930 --> 01:04:33,430 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1246 01:04:33,610 --> 01:04:34,070 What, you a lizard? 1247 01:04:34,670 --> 01:04:36,530 You got to be gentle, you got to talk to a... 1248 01:04:36,530 --> 01:04:38,050 Hey there little guy. 1249 01:04:38,470 --> 01:04:39,350 How are you doing? 1250 01:04:40,770 --> 01:04:41,170 Boom! 1251 01:04:41,850 --> 01:04:43,170 It's like running the blunt. 1252 01:04:43,650 --> 01:04:45,690 All you gotta do, nephew, just... 1253 01:04:48,410 --> 01:04:56,810 Soothe that shit. Got it. Before learning to lick ass, that's your mama. 1254 01:04:58,410 --> 01:05:04,910 Oh, you feel so good. Oh, yeah. 1255 01:05:05,590 --> 01:05:10,630 Well, I want to try something. I thought you said you'd never let me peck you. 1256 01:05:10,870 --> 01:05:15,190 What? No. Relax. I just want to taste you. 1257 01:05:15,190 --> 01:05:24,310 Oh, okay. Dinner time. Oh, yeah. Come here, baby. 1258 01:05:25,830 --> 01:05:29,870 Oh, careful. My kid is gangster. 1259 01:05:30,290 --> 01:05:34,050 Oh, it is gangster. Okay. 1260 01:05:34,330 --> 01:05:36,830 What's up? You already want some more? Yeah. 1261 01:06:00,270 --> 01:06:02,070 Just like rolling the blood. 1262 01:06:13,150 --> 01:06:29,930 What the fuck? Hey there, we heard tale of a Halloween party. You didn't now, did you? We're here to drink, play bad music, do some half-gay shit! Watch us half-gay. Can I help you? If you just invite us in. Why do you need an invitation? 1263 01:06:29,930 --> 01:06:34,610 Wife folks show up to parties and invite her all the time with their little nasty-ass casseroles. 1264 01:06:34,730 --> 01:06:36,910 Bland as shit. Y'all better stop using some louty. 1265 01:06:37,490 --> 01:06:43,510 And why she got them dirty-ass feet? Look like you was walking around porn sets all day. Got them trailer-block toes. 1266 01:06:44,970 --> 01:06:47,790 I think you're in the wrong place. Y'all playing? 1267 01:06:49,330 --> 01:06:53,890 No. We believe in music and quality. How about we show y'all? 1268 01:06:54,050 --> 01:06:54,830 It's okay now. 1269 01:06:55,790 --> 01:07:08,510 Well, we're moving on up to the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky high. We're moving on up. 1270 01:07:08,630 --> 01:07:10,650 They gentrified the Jeffersons? 1271 01:07:10,810 --> 01:07:15,370 Wheezy's rolling around in her grave right now. Can't do this to the Black National Anthem. 1272 01:07:23,340 --> 01:07:23,740 Boo! 1273 01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:26,540 Nigga, you suck! Boo your ass! 1274 01:07:27,020 --> 01:07:29,320 Get that bullshit out of here! 1275 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,600 Why don't y'all just go to one of those frat parties, where they drink until they black out, 1276 01:07:33,780 --> 01:07:37,440 and wake up with their booties hurting, not knowing what someone in the cowboy hat did to them. 1277 01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:38,280 Yeah, what? 1278 01:07:39,700 --> 01:07:45,700 Okay, well, we will leave you guys alone, but we're gonna walk real slow just in case y'all change your lights. 1279 01:07:48,380 --> 01:07:49,480 Change your minds yet? 1280 01:07:49,620 --> 01:07:49,880 No! 1281 01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:50,960 Hell no! 1282 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:52,600 How about now? 1283 01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:53,520 Fuck no! 1284 01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:53,940 No! 1285 01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:54,880 Yes? 1286 01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:55,640 Hell no! 1287 01:07:55,900 --> 01:07:56,740 Keep walking! 1288 01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:57,460 Now get! 1289 01:07:57,740 --> 01:07:58,300 Let's go, let's go! 1290 01:07:58,380 --> 01:07:58,960 Sarah, come on! 1291 01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:00,100 White folks is getting weird. 1292 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:05,980 Guys, I think I saw an open window over here. 1293 01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:07,100 That window's close. 1294 01:08:07,100 --> 01:08:08,120 Not for long. 1295 01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:13,520 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! 1296 01:08:14,620 --> 01:08:15,540 Wicked! 1297 01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:17,480 Oh god, fucking idiots. 1298 01:08:24,020 --> 01:08:28,460 Hey! Tuesday! You came back! 1299 01:08:28,460 --> 01:08:34,000 Yeah, I left my inhaler. Honestly, Tuesday, I thought inhaler is the worst plot device in every history. 1300 01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:38,400 That's true. Should have been in vain. But we're here now, so let's make the most of it. 1301 01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:40,020 Now where's the point closer? 1302 01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:45,720 Sarah? 1303 01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:50,560 Hello. Get your sister and get out of there right now. Okay, hon? 1304 01:08:50,820 --> 01:08:52,300 I am a grown-ass woman. 1305 01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:55,580 Mother, I don't have to do anything you tell me to do. 1306 01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:59,900 That's the house where your psychopath killed those people. Someone wanted to get in there. 1307 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:04,360 Which means... someone wants to get me there. 1308 01:09:04,660 --> 01:09:06,680 Oh my god, this isn't about you! 1309 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:10,300 Why are you gonna let the camera so fucking far away? 1310 01:09:10,860 --> 01:09:13,540 Wait, hold on. Are you tracking my phone? 1311 01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:16,360 Shh, you're breaking up. Yeah, shh. 1312 01:09:22,460 --> 01:09:23,700 Happy birthday! 1313 01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:31,800 What the fuck? 1314 01:09:32,580 --> 01:09:33,040 Help! 1315 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:35,400 I'm sorry! 1316 01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:37,920 I thought I was supposed to smoke it! 1317 01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:39,960 Oh, shit! 1318 01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:46,640 Seriously? With the 12 Years of Slave shit? 1319 01:09:46,860 --> 01:09:49,320 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't see that movie, okay? 1320 01:09:49,940 --> 01:09:51,360 I just got on this thing in the shed. 1321 01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:52,080 Jeez. 1322 01:09:58,210 --> 01:10:01,270 Come on, bro! That's even worse! 1323 01:10:02,450 --> 01:10:04,430 Ugh, I didn't mean it that way. 1324 01:10:04,810 --> 01:10:06,490 Some of my best victims are black. 1325 01:10:10,010 --> 01:10:13,310 And another brother falls victim to gun violence. 1326 01:10:13,650 --> 01:10:15,990 Turns out race is still an issue. 1327 01:10:15,990 --> 01:10:17,270 That's not fair. 1328 01:10:17,790 --> 01:10:19,890 You know, black guys usually die first in horror movies. 1329 01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:24,030 Yeah! 1330 01:10:24,790 --> 01:10:27,450 Just give a whole new meaning to Dead by Daylight. 1331 01:10:27,770 --> 01:10:27,890 Ah! 1332 01:10:28,530 --> 01:10:28,790 Yeah. 1333 01:10:29,950 --> 01:10:30,130 Ah. 1334 01:10:30,990 --> 01:10:31,550 Goofy. 1335 01:10:32,870 --> 01:10:34,190 Goofy ass out here. 1336 01:10:38,190 --> 01:10:39,310 Hello, shorty. 1337 01:10:40,750 --> 01:10:41,870 Get him in here! 1338 01:10:41,870 --> 01:10:42,770 Ah! 1339 01:10:42,950 --> 01:10:43,130 Ah! 1340 01:10:43,550 --> 01:10:45,130 Shut the silly ass! 1341 01:10:45,310 --> 01:10:46,510 You're about to be high. 1342 01:10:46,910 --> 01:10:47,470 Fuck! 1343 01:10:50,150 --> 01:10:50,710 Fuck! 1344 01:10:51,470 --> 01:10:54,210 What are you doing, son? 1345 01:10:56,450 --> 01:10:59,250 Bro, why are you running backwards, son? 1346 01:10:59,370 --> 01:11:00,690 Oh, no, it's not me! 1347 01:11:01,050 --> 01:11:01,630 Something's wrong with you. 1348 01:11:01,650 --> 01:11:03,470 You're on the motor's upside down! 1349 01:11:03,790 --> 01:11:05,030 You're fucking high, son! 1350 01:11:05,750 --> 01:11:07,250 Game off, bitchy! 1351 01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:08,250 Oh, no, no! 1352 01:11:09,230 --> 01:11:09,290 Oh, no, no! 1353 01:11:10,210 --> 01:11:10,370 Oh, no, no, no! 1354 01:11:11,370 --> 01:11:13,250 Oh, no, no! 1355 01:11:13,250 --> 01:11:13,830 Oh, no, no! 1356 01:11:13,990 --> 01:11:14,810 Oh, no! 1357 01:11:14,870 --> 01:11:15,190 Oh, no! 1358 01:11:15,190 --> 01:11:15,850 Black lives matter! 1359 01:11:16,010 --> 01:11:17,130 It's not you, shorty! 1360 01:11:17,370 --> 01:11:18,190 Oh, my... 1361 01:11:18,190 --> 01:11:18,930 I need you! 1362 01:11:19,010 --> 01:11:19,730 What's going on? 1363 01:11:19,910 --> 01:11:20,170 Oh, tap! 1364 01:11:20,590 --> 01:11:22,270 Oh, thank God you're here. 1365 01:11:22,450 --> 01:11:23,010 Where are you? 1366 01:11:23,430 --> 01:11:25,010 Gooseface was just here! 1367 01:11:25,190 --> 01:11:27,630 I was just outside getting some fresh hair. 1368 01:11:27,850 --> 01:11:28,110 Stop! 1369 01:11:29,410 --> 01:11:31,570 Bloody you is the killer. 1370 01:11:32,530 --> 01:11:33,050 Elle? 1371 01:11:33,970 --> 01:11:35,870 Why do you have blood on your hands? 1372 01:11:37,530 --> 01:11:38,210 I... 1373 01:11:38,210 --> 01:11:38,890 I... 1374 01:11:38,890 --> 01:11:40,030 I found Brad outside. 1375 01:11:40,390 --> 01:11:41,450 She's the killer! 1376 01:11:41,790 --> 01:11:43,870 I am NOT the killer. 1377 01:11:44,070 --> 01:11:45,770 I'm not even sex positive. 1378 01:11:46,090 --> 01:11:46,890 I'm a virgin. 1379 01:11:47,370 --> 01:11:47,990 No way. 1380 01:11:48,390 --> 01:11:49,770 You're being like every dude in Woodsville. 1381 01:11:50,290 --> 01:11:51,030 Fuck you! 1382 01:11:53,390 --> 01:11:54,990 The butt doesn't count. 1383 01:11:58,090 --> 01:11:59,550 Shit, she said it! 1384 01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:02,750 Welcome to Act 3, bitches. 1385 01:12:04,890 --> 01:12:05,390 What? 1386 01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:08,230 What does that even mean? 1387 01:12:09,870 --> 01:12:10,350 It's... 1388 01:12:10,350 --> 01:12:11,510 When the shit goes down. 1389 01:12:11,970 --> 01:12:12,450 Oh. 1390 01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:16,230 I still don't really know what she means, but I think we should ROOOOOOS! 1391 01:12:17,270 --> 01:12:17,710 ROOOOOOS! 1392 01:12:18,510 --> 01:12:18,950 ROOOOOOS! 1393 01:12:19,030 --> 01:12:19,150 ROOOOOOS! 1394 01:12:23,730 --> 01:12:24,210 ROOOOOOS! 1395 01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:35,220 RINDER! 1396 01:12:35,580 --> 01:12:36,540 I'm a virgin. 1397 01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:43,080 I'm a virgin! 1398 01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:43,720 I'm a virgin! 1399 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:44,440 You're gonna need this. 1400 01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:46,720 Do you have one bigger in black? 1401 01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:48,000 Oh, right. 1402 01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:48,480 Big. 1403 01:12:49,940 --> 01:12:51,840 Oh, who are you? 1404 01:12:51,980 --> 01:12:52,580 John Wick? 1405 01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:55,280 I would've said ballerina, but nobody saw that shit. 1406 01:12:55,980 --> 01:12:56,960 Let's do this. 1407 01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:58,240 Oh, okay. 1408 01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:06,580 No! Tell me! I definitely don't think I can believe that! 1409 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:12,080 What do you think? I think Drake lost to Kendrick. I still like Drake. 1410 01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:15,380 Well, what was up with that love suit? That's such a bitch-ass move. 1411 01:13:15,700 --> 01:13:17,240 About this situation... 1412 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:21,460 Oh, that's definitely a trap. She don't know what we are today, doesn't it? 1413 01:13:22,420 --> 01:13:23,620 Oh, Brenda! 1414 01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:25,940 Oh! 1415 01:13:26,300 --> 01:13:26,800 Cindy! 1416 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:28,120 Hey! 1417 01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:31,260 Megan! 1418 01:13:31,380 --> 01:13:31,820 Hi, Daddy! 1419 01:13:32,260 --> 01:13:33,000 Oh, God, Cindy! 1420 01:13:33,860 --> 01:13:34,180 Oh! 1421 01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:37,240 Oh, bitch! I'm not here yet! 1422 01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:39,220 Oh, my bad. 1423 01:13:39,500 --> 01:13:39,660 I'm sorry. 1424 01:13:39,860 --> 01:13:41,160 Now you go back in there. 1425 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:42,920 Finish it. 1426 01:13:43,300 --> 01:13:44,520 For me, Cindy! 1427 01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:46,320 I would do anything for you, Brenda. 1428 01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:54,800 Yes! She bought it! 1429 01:13:54,980 --> 01:13:57,400 That elf catch-up trick! It don't fail! 1430 01:13:57,400 --> 01:14:01,180 That bitch is crazy if she thought I was taking my black ass back in there! 1431 01:14:01,820 --> 01:14:02,760 Emma, hold on! 1432 01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:06,700 Attention all killers! 1433 01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:10,300 You have five seconds to show yourselves! 1434 01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:24,860 Shorty! 1435 01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:25,360 Bitch! 1436 01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:27,960 You shot my favorite phone! 1437 01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:30,180 Go find your own damn present! 1438 01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:31,340 Sorry! 1439 01:14:41,180 --> 01:14:42,600 Hello, Cindy! 1440 01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:44,400 Hello! 1441 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:51,360 Looks like you forgot the first rule of surviving a horror movie. Never answer the phone! 1442 01:14:52,300 --> 01:14:55,880 I thought the first rule was never trust the love interest. 1443 01:14:57,660 --> 01:14:58,180 Really? 1444 01:14:58,440 --> 01:15:00,680 Well, I'm changing rules. How about that? 1445 01:15:01,780 --> 01:15:04,640 New rule. Go fuck yourself. 1446 01:15:05,260 --> 01:15:05,760 Wait, wait! 1447 01:15:06,300 --> 01:15:10,000 Oh! Why do you wear your closet so much? 1448 01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:11,660 I told you to come out. 1449 01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:13,580 Yeah, well, I didn't want to get shot! 1450 01:15:13,940 --> 01:15:15,000 Ironic, isn't it? 1451 01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:17,380 You missed me, bitch! 1452 01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:18,020 You're gone! 1453 01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:19,080 Oh, God! 1454 01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:19,880 It's Mooseface! 1455 01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:21,360 It's a tumble rope. 1456 01:15:22,820 --> 01:15:24,040 You beat your down wick! 1457 01:15:24,220 --> 01:15:25,520 I feel like I killed your dog! 1458 01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:32,460 The dog is just a metaphor. 1459 01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:34,740 It was about losing his wife! 1460 01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:36,040 Are you sure it's not an allegory? 1461 01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:48,320 Let us begin. 1462 01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:50,220 Let us begin. 1463 01:16:08,700 --> 01:16:10,800 Oh, that stunt girl is good! 1464 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:51,560 Eat a dick! 1465 01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:03,180 Shoot him, Sarah! 1466 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:04,200 End this! 1467 01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:05,640 Don't tell me what to do! 1468 01:17:06,140 --> 01:17:10,540 This isn't the best time to resolve our mommy-daughter issues, but... 1469 01:17:10,540 --> 01:17:14,100 Sarah, I am so sorry. I have been a terrible mother. 1470 01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:17,340 I don't even know your sister Wednesday... 1471 01:17:17,340 --> 01:17:17,640 ...Tuesday. 1472 01:17:18,140 --> 01:17:20,700 Have to clarify that for legal reasons. 1473 01:17:21,060 --> 01:17:22,720 But I prepared you for this. 1474 01:17:23,060 --> 01:17:24,500 So go on, baby. 1475 01:17:24,780 --> 01:17:25,820 You kill him! 1476 01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:27,120 Sarah! 1477 01:17:27,660 --> 01:17:28,140 Jack! 1478 01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:28,560 Sarah! 1479 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:29,480 Jack! 1480 01:17:29,900 --> 01:17:30,100 Sarah! 1481 01:17:30,340 --> 01:17:30,860 Oh, Jack! 1482 01:17:31,140 --> 01:17:31,500 Sarah! 1483 01:17:31,780 --> 01:17:32,200 Jack! 1484 01:17:32,540 --> 01:17:32,740 Sarah! 1485 01:17:32,980 --> 01:17:33,420 Sarah! 1486 01:17:33,980 --> 01:17:34,100 Jack! 1487 01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:37,000 Thank God you're okay, because I really wanted to be the one who- 1488 01:17:37,660 --> 01:17:38,140 Oh! 1489 01:17:38,460 --> 01:17:38,980 Take it, baby! 1490 01:17:40,780 --> 01:17:42,900 I told you it was about me! 1491 01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:43,680 No! 1492 01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:44,720 Sarah! 1493 01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:47,500 You were just a bitch. 1494 01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:49,280 It's about her. 1495 01:17:50,260 --> 01:17:50,780 Fuck! 1496 01:17:50,980 --> 01:17:53,320 Oh, sorry, honey. I hate being right. 1497 01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:55,420 You should've listened to Doofy! 1498 01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:57,420 The love interest! 1499 01:17:58,220 --> 01:18:00,580 It just seems too obvious, you know? 1500 01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:03,000 Which makes you think it is not obvious. 1501 01:18:03,220 --> 01:18:03,880 Same page, honey. 1502 01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:04,340 I'm fine. 1503 01:18:04,340 --> 01:18:06,320 Yeah, well that's the twist! 1504 01:18:06,620 --> 01:18:07,620 Now get in the kitchen. 1505 01:18:07,980 --> 01:18:08,120 Go! 1506 01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:08,840 Hey! 1507 01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:09,200 Oh! 1508 01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:11,020 Okay, listen up! 1509 01:18:12,180 --> 01:18:16,560 See, there hasn't been a great horror movie since the first one. 1510 01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:18,300 We're gonna save the franchise. 1511 01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:20,100 Go get our special guest star. 1512 01:18:22,780 --> 01:18:23,300 Hollywood! 1513 01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:24,760 Out of ideas! 1514 01:18:25,340 --> 01:18:27,800 Why else would there be a Scary Movie 6? 1515 01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:30,060 But it wouldn't work with just the new characters, would it? 1516 01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:32,560 We need the legacy characters. 1517 01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:33,020 Oh! 1518 01:18:33,300 --> 01:18:37,940 And there wouldn't be a Cindy without her sassy black sidekick, Brenda! 1519 01:18:38,340 --> 01:18:41,040 You ain't have to say black with no hard B like that! 1520 01:18:41,340 --> 01:18:41,980 Brenda! 1521 01:18:42,340 --> 01:18:43,720 Didn't you get shot? 1522 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:45,360 Did I? 1523 01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:47,120 Oh! 1524 01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:47,620 Wait! 1525 01:18:47,780 --> 01:18:48,100 Andy! 1526 01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:48,960 Oh look! 1527 01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:49,580 Stop dancing! 1528 01:18:53,220 --> 01:18:54,020 Stop dancing! 1529 01:18:54,220 --> 01:18:55,140 Everybody stop dancing! 1530 01:18:55,420 --> 01:18:55,620 Oh my God! 1531 01:18:56,100 --> 01:18:56,440 Oh! 1532 01:18:57,280 --> 01:18:57,920 Mom! 1533 01:18:58,420 --> 01:18:58,860 No! 1534 01:19:00,260 --> 01:19:02,020 You called me Mom! 1535 01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:04,960 You care about me! 1536 01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:07,740 Well, I wouldn't go that far, but I mean... 1537 01:19:07,740 --> 01:19:08,560 Sure. 1538 01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:09,600 Go get Tuesday! 1539 01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:11,120 Okay, ladies! 1540 01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:13,400 Time to stage the body! 1541 01:19:13,980 --> 01:19:16,400 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 1542 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:16,700 Whoa! 1543 01:19:18,380 --> 01:19:19,800 What? Who are you people? 1544 01:19:19,980 --> 01:19:22,840 We're the motherfuckers that are taking over this franchise! 1545 01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:24,280 Oh yeah? 1546 01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:25,220 Oh! 1547 01:19:25,220 --> 01:19:25,820 Okay! 1548 01:19:26,180 --> 01:19:27,160 Oh my God! 1549 01:19:27,220 --> 01:19:29,280 That was not part of the clip! 1550 01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:30,680 Oh my God! 1551 01:19:31,180 --> 01:19:31,300 What? 1552 01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:32,900 Oh my God! 1553 01:19:32,900 --> 01:19:33,620 Neither was this! 1554 01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:34,900 Oh! 1555 01:19:37,860 --> 01:19:38,380 Wait! 1556 01:19:38,460 --> 01:19:39,560 Ray got one of those! 1557 01:19:39,820 --> 01:19:40,080 Woo! 1558 01:19:40,780 --> 01:19:41,740 Hot damn! 1559 01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:45,240 I have Cindy Anderson! 1560 01:19:45,980 --> 01:19:46,420 Yeah! 1561 01:19:47,220 --> 01:19:49,000 And I brought my boy Kevin Hart with me! 1562 01:19:49,820 --> 01:19:50,380 Huh? 1563 01:19:56,640 --> 01:19:57,200 What? 1564 01:19:57,600 --> 01:19:58,020 Shark? 1565 01:19:58,320 --> 01:19:58,920 That's right! 1566 01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:01,120 On my knees, on the same height as Kevin! 1567 01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:02,680 And Kevin said no! 1568 01:20:03,140 --> 01:20:04,100 Kevin Hart said no? 1569 01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:06,060 That little motherfucker says yes to everything! 1570 01:20:06,620 --> 01:20:07,280 Yeah he does! 1571 01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:08,360 But wait! 1572 01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:10,200 There's more! 1573 01:20:11,780 --> 01:20:12,460 Shatter! 1574 01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:14,840 Bitches! 1575 01:20:15,300 --> 01:20:15,620 Ray! 1576 01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:16,720 Shorty! 1577 01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:17,260 Yeah! 1578 01:20:17,540 --> 01:20:18,160 That's right! 1579 01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:19,380 For! 1580 01:20:19,780 --> 01:20:21,380 Black Killers! 1581 01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:22,740 We're making history. 1582 01:20:23,300 --> 01:20:25,900 It's a new definition of black excellence! 1583 01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:28,700 But why would you do this? 1584 01:20:28,900 --> 01:20:30,260 Question is... 1585 01:20:30,260 --> 01:20:33,140 Why would you try to make a sequel without us, huh? 1586 01:20:33,300 --> 01:20:33,560 Yeah! 1587 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:37,840 When the studio wanted to replace these brothers, I was there! 1588 01:20:37,840 --> 01:20:37,920 Yeah! 1589 01:20:38,300 --> 01:20:38,880 That's facts! 1590 01:20:39,260 --> 01:20:40,000 What about me? 1591 01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:41,260 What about you? 1592 01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:43,780 You were in one scene in part four! 1593 01:20:44,300 --> 01:20:47,080 Yes, but I mean that motherfucker Dr. Phil cut his foot off! 1594 01:20:47,220 --> 01:20:48,220 And he crazy now! 1595 01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:48,440 Yeah! 1596 01:20:48,620 --> 01:20:49,100 He got weird! 1597 01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:51,540 But you see what they trying to do? 1598 01:20:51,780 --> 01:20:53,780 They trying to pit us all up against each other! 1599 01:20:53,780 --> 01:20:56,720 They trying to stop black on very black crime! 1600 01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:57,300 That's right! 1601 01:20:58,040 --> 01:20:58,700 Yo Shaq! 1602 01:20:58,860 --> 01:21:00,840 Ay, I'm proud of you bro! 1603 01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:05,040 You've had an amazing career as a sports commentator since retiring from basketball! 1604 01:21:05,380 --> 01:21:05,440 Mmhmm! 1605 01:21:05,540 --> 01:21:07,640 And I love the big podcast! 1606 01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:08,740 I love that shit! 1607 01:21:09,220 --> 01:21:12,840 Even though I don't understand the words you be saying, you be on that show until I... 1608 01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:13,960 Alright, I'll break this shit! 1609 01:21:14,580 --> 01:21:15,140 Alright... 1610 01:21:15,140 --> 01:21:15,860 Alright, let's go back to my room. 1611 01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:17,320 Alright... 1612 01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:17,680 Kobe... 1613 01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:18,060 Enough! 1614 01:21:19,060 --> 01:21:22,260 But my point is n***a, I love yo shit! 1615 01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:25,580 But I never got over Kazam! 1616 01:21:40,860 --> 01:21:52,360 What the fuck are you talking about? I'm doing it for the culture. What culture? Culture club? 1617 01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:55,560 Come on, man, we're killing people. Stay focused. 1618 01:21:55,720 --> 01:22:00,940 All right, we're back. Hey, don't you worry. We're family. 1619 01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:07,180 Mad respect. Black is nominated for eight Emmys, nigger. 1620 01:22:08,340 --> 01:22:12,740 Actually, the show was only nominated for five. I was nominated for eight. 1621 01:22:22,620 --> 01:22:24,720 But you never won. What? 1622 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:33,460 Nobody's managed to meet motherfuckers. This isn't for doing scary movies playing for. 1623 01:22:33,620 --> 01:22:35,660 I didn't know they fired the family. 1624 01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:40,580 This is for copying our Good Times episode on Slackage. 1625 01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:45,980 But you guys were on the WB. Nobody saw that shit. 1626 01:22:48,220 --> 01:22:54,700 No, no, no. And you. And you. Y'all went and did scary movies three and four without us. 1627 01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:58,600 Baby, I'm sorry. They offered me so much money. I got a new house. 1628 01:23:02,140 --> 01:23:03,080 What about you? 1629 01:23:04,420 --> 01:23:09,020 Well, I had a chance to work with the incomparable Charlie Shane. 1630 01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:14,700 That's good. He's a legend. And his dick game is crazy. 1631 01:23:15,060 --> 01:23:19,620 You know he slept with 47,000 women and a thousand of them women were dudes. 1632 01:23:20,060 --> 01:23:20,980 Lucky guy. 1633 01:23:22,460 --> 01:23:24,780 Wait. So y'all gonna kill us now? 1634 01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:26,980 Nah. 1635 01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:30,720 Don't Halloween be without Jamie Lee Curtis. 1636 01:23:31,020 --> 01:23:32,960 Or Scream be without Nev Kim. 1637 01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:34,380 That would be Scream 6. 1638 01:23:34,660 --> 01:23:37,160 How did you guys pull all of this off? 1639 01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:40,860 Cindy. You know how many Wayans is there off? 1640 01:23:41,580 --> 01:23:42,600 Big of billions. 1641 01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:43,400 Billions. 1642 01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:46,540 I'm just so happy that the old gang is back together. 1643 01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:49,440 Okay. In the middle. On three. 1644 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:50,680 Core four. 1645 01:23:51,220 --> 01:23:53,960 Uh oh. No, no. That's core. That's why. 1646 01:23:54,780 --> 01:23:58,140 What about the young and the restless? 1647 01:23:58,540 --> 01:24:01,020 Yeah. Or the old and then the beautiful. 1648 01:24:01,300 --> 01:24:03,860 Or the cute and the crusty. 1649 01:24:04,060 --> 01:24:05,980 Yeah. Or the sexy and then the sea. 1650 01:24:05,980 --> 01:24:06,500 Yeah. 1651 01:24:07,020 --> 01:24:08,980 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1652 01:24:10,620 --> 01:24:11,340 Augh! 1653 01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:14,760 We were brought in to take over the franchise! 1654 01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:15,640 That's right! 1655 01:24:15,940 --> 01:24:18,500 It's been nearly 70 years old! 1656 01:24:22,740 --> 01:24:26,360 I should drag that one to my subway. My back hurts. 1657 01:24:27,420 --> 01:24:30,220 Guys, guys, they're already dead. 1658 01:24:30,500 --> 01:24:32,560 Nah, little fuckers always come back. 1659 01:24:32,820 --> 01:24:34,400 Oh no, not this time. 1660 01:24:34,760 --> 01:24:37,680 Exactly. Come on, let's go, let's go. We got to manage. 1661 01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:42,220 That's one, that's one. They're still raising my man! 1662 01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:50,920 Fire, bitch, fire! 1663 01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:03,740 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1664 01:25:04,020 --> 01:25:06,520 Do we feel bad? I mean, those are our kids. 1665 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:07,960 Fuck those kids! 1666 01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:10,440 This is our franchise! 1667 01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:14,900 Besides, we can do all these dramatic walkways and the bio-maths. 1668 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:16,140 This is a dancer. 1669 01:25:17,100 --> 01:25:17,860 I don't know. 1670 01:25:18,460 --> 01:25:19,420 I kind of like it. 1671 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:21,700 You do, Ray? 1672 01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:23,020 We should play the fire with you. 1673 01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:24,560 You want to dress up like a body? 1674 01:25:24,860 --> 01:25:26,700 No, I want you to dress up like a body. 1675 01:25:26,700 --> 01:25:27,540 What do we mean now? 1676 01:25:27,900 --> 01:25:28,860 Y'all feel a dress? 1677 01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:30,960 Bigger than never, we back!