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Cheers was filmed live,
with the stadium audience.
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Okay, time to close.
Everyone out.
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Harry, how did you get in here?
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I came through the back door.
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We don't have a back door.
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Well, it's my secret.
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I served him all night.
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Diane, you know I don't like
of this impostor in my bar.
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Sam, that's kind of unfair,
isn't it?
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Anyone with half a brain
you can use his moves and tricks.
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It's very kind. Thanks.
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I hope he doesn't mess up
nothing with you, that's all.
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With me?
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Just laughing.
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Diane, I like you.
You are a smart girl.
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I'll help you clean up.
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You must keep the table covered
when you're not using it...
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because the heat from the lights can crack
the felt. You must be careful.
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-The table...
-Harry...
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-I'll take care of it. You can go.
-Okay. It's fine.
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I'll save you a few steps
with the account. I'll settle with Sam.
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Thanks.
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Take care of that table.
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Men don't even know
make the bed.
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Okay, Sam,
thank you very much. Goodnight.
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Harry? Harry, the bill.
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I already agreed with Diane.
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-Harry, I don't trust you.
-Oh, Sam.
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Diane, do you want to tell Sam
What have we already agreed?
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We already got it right.
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Cheers S01E16
"The Boys in the Bar"
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Resync Web-DL
Evilkinder
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THE PLAYER'S MASK
TOM KENDERSON
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Sorry for the delay,
But wait until you know what I did.
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Today, I spent five hours in a
sensory deprivation tank.
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Your room?
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I'm telling you, it was incredible.
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I've never felt more aware
and sensitive about what happens.
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-Excuse me.
-Oh, excuse me.
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The whole idea is that there is a
total lack of sensory nutrition.
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What's going on here?
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It's a book promotion party.
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How can they do this here,
where no one knows how to read?
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My ex-partner, Tom Kenderson,
wrote an autobiography and quotes me.
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So it's a meeting
with the press...
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to publicize the arrival of more
an epic of a stupid preparer.
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There must be confetti everywhere
The Library of Congress, right?
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For your information,
this is different.
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There are a lot of good things.
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-Like what?
-Well, I haven't read it yet.
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-No, no.
-Didn't you want to tire your lips?
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I should have read it last night,
but an emergency arose.
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And what was her name?
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Sherry. But that's not it.
That's not the question.
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The point is that the book of Tom
It must be super exciting...
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because of the moments
that we live together.
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It's about us and how we endure
the pressures of baseball.
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-I know.
-Many people face it another way.
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Some resort to drinking,
others chase girls.
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Tom and I couldn't
decide, then...
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They did both.
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It's fine. I'll make one
dynamic reading of this imbecile...
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and then let's talk.
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How long will it take?
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I'm in chapter 4.
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I always liked
this boy, Tommy.
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Seriously, it was an orgy.
He was always up to something.
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-Really?
-�.
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Like when you put my hairbrush
teeth inside a sweaty sock.
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He left dead animals
in my closet.
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One time, he and some guys
they held and shaved my body.
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No. Coach,
Did you let them do that to you?
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No, no, Cliff.
What I did was...
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One day, he wanted to stick me in a
clothes dryer.
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I pulled his socks
over the sneakers.
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-Good, Coach.
-The guys laughed a lot.
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I watched through the little window.
They were laughing.
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Hey, Mayday.
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-Hey!
-Tone!
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-Wow, what a to-do list!
-What do you think of this?
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-Sam? Sam?
-Ah, yeah. Sorry.
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Carla Tortelli, Tom Kenderson.
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Carla, nice to meet you.
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I love you, Tom Kenderson.
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Listen.
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Here's my phone and some
comments from ex-boyfriends.
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-Thank you, Carla.
-Carla, come here. Baby.
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-He breathed on me, Sam.
-Okay.
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-I am a complete woman.
-Coach, give him an antacid.
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Sam, you had a chance
read my book yesterday?
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I didn't, Tommy. Sorry.
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I wish you had read it.
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You mentioned the trip
to Kansas City...
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when we enter the clothes bag,
with the two stewardesses?
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-Yes, it's there, but...
-Then, I'll die happy.
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-Let's make him famous, right?
-I don't think so...
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-Tommy, it's so good to see you again.
-Hey, Coach.
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- It's good to see you. How are you?
-Fine.
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Tommy, remember when you put
painkiller in my loot bag?
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I think of you,
every time I scratch myself.
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Good to be remembered, Coach.
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What a guy!
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Mr. Kenderson,
Do you mind if we start?
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Yes, let's get started. Let's go.
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Let us through. Excuse me.
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Before we begin,
Sam Malone, come here.
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I'm sure everyone
remember Sam Malone...
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and, in case you don't remember,
chapters 7 to 9.
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No, today I am a businessman.
I don't take off my clothes.
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Almost never.
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And you two were very good friends?
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For three years we did everything
together. Nobody saw us alone.
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Sam, it must have been
a shock for you...
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when Tom wrote
about coming out of the closet.
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I mean, in Detroit, when
I was with the waitress...
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and he came out of the closet,
using a...
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That's not what you're talking about, is it?
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lh...
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Is this some joke, Tom?
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I wanted that
you read the book, Sam.
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It's still difficult to tell the
old time folks.
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Sam, you were saying
that you two did everything together?
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No, no, no.
You misunderstood. No.
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In fact, people used to
look for me and tell me...
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"You two are great friends,
but totally different."
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-I remember...
-Sam!
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Sam, there is an emergency
in the back room.
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What?
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I found holes in the pool table.
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Oh, yeah. Can you please excuse me?
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A girl wants to talk to me.
I can't get rid of them.
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You know how it is.
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Honey, you can't go
You're back there without me, aren't you?
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Shut up.
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Say it's not that, Tom.
Say it isn't.
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Thanks for getting me out of there,
before I made a fool of myself.
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I was quick, but you were faster.
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It wasn't my fault.
He should have told me.
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-He told you to read the book.
-�, but...
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He should know
that you would spend the night...
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with a woman who thinks
that Candide is nail polish.
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It can't be believed.
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The guy was a stud, Diane.
There were women everywhere.
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When we traveled,
all you had to do was enter the hotel lobby...
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and there would be three, four women,
holding children.
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-He talks about it.
-Where?
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Here, here.
Right in this paragraph.
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-Do you want me to read it?
-No, I'll read it.
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-Okay there?
-�.
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"Seen from outside, my days
in baseball they looked glorious...
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but the greater my fear
for my true sexuality...
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but I compensated with
Don Juan's typical promiscuity".
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Does that explain?
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I don't know. I only read it once.
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He was denying who he was.
And he doesn't do that anymore.
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I should know.
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I remember being in a bar
with him, and he asked for a song.
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Sam.
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I understand why you're upset.
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Are you afraid that now
people think you are...
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No, I'm not upset.
I'm not.
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What men should
be men, Diane. That's it.
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Sam.
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Your friend, Tom, is there.
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He needs support now,
more than ever.
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In fact, he hasn't changed.
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He's still the same person with whom
you jumped from balconies.
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Boy...
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the world was much simpler,
at that time.
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Sam, I'm so sorry.
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I thought I read
the book, and everything was fine.
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I don't want to cause you
more problems.
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So I'm going to get out,
are you ok?
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Drug.
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Thank you all very much. It was
It's a pleasure to talk to you again.
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See you later, Tommy.
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Tone?
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Do you still like gin and tonic?
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Well done, Mayday.
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I prepare it the way you like it,
on the house. Trainer.
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-Thank you very much, Sam.
-Listen...
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we can take more
some of you?
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Of course, you can believe it.
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I really appreciate it, Sam. Seriously.
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You didn't abandon me,
when I had a drinking problem.
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Of course yes,
but you were passed out.
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Sorry, man.
Where are you going to publish these photos?
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I don't know.
Most in local newspapers.
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What's the problem?
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The same thing will happen with Cheers
what happened to Vito's Pub.
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Sam looks so good in black and white
as in colors, right?
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-�.
-Looking at Tom breaks my heart.
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Hey guys.
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-Hi, Sam.
-Hi, Sam.
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We were looking at your
boyfriend in the newspaper, Sam.
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Yeah, I saw it.
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Every time I look at this,
I feel proud of you.
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You know, I'm happy
for having done this.
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You are taking a big step in your
development as a human being.
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Other girls
I was told that today.
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This image of a human being will
yield me more than cheap wine.
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Always the positive side.
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Hey, Norm.
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What did you say yesterday...
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when I was taking the photos,
about Vito's Pub?
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Nothing, don't worry.
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Tell me, Norm.
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Norm, I think it's better
Let him know through us.
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Go ahead, tell him the story.
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It's fine. Do you know Vito's Pub?
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-Yes. It's a gay bar, right?
-But it wasn't.
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It was a big bar.
I frequented it myself.
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Wow, what a story, Norm.
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-I haven't finished yet.
-Is there still more?
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One night, Vito left a gay group
meet in the back, understand?
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Gays By Metric System
or something like that.
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The story made the newspapers
and attracted a lot of attention.
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Next up, Vito's Pub
becomes Vito's Pub.
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The customers
usual ones are gone.
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There went the oars and heads of
moose. Plants and ferns entered.
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Ferns.
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I just don't want that to happen
with Cheers, that's all.
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I don't believe it. Bars do not become
gay from one moment to the next.
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You don't need to believe it.
I have scientific proof. Cliff?
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-It happened, yes.
-Do you see?
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Excuse me.
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Are you talking about them?
as if they were ogres.
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The truth is that there are gays
in this bar, all the time.
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What? Not really.
I haven't seen a gay person here in ages.
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Do you know how to identify a gay person?
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Kilometers away.
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And there are none here, now?
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No. Seems like a straight group.
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Too ugly to be gay.
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Too ugly to leave.
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I didn't mean to say anything...
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but he tried so hard to prove
That's open-minded, Norman.
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There are two homosexual gentlemen
in this bar, right now.
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Come on, without this one.
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They told me they were gay,
that they liked what Sam did.
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That's right, guys.
242
00:14:49,085 --> 00:14:51,417
You are here, right now,
and you don't even know who you are.
243
00:14:53,356 --> 00:14:57,417
No, she's joking.
Everyone passes the test.
244
00:14:58,562 --> 00:15:03,727
Well, I don't know.
For me, Cliff...
245
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:07,063
Haven't dated anyone in a long time.
246
00:15:07,237 --> 00:15:09,535
-That's right.
-Ah, Norm?
247
00:15:09,706 --> 00:15:14,666
And why have we never seen this Vera
Who do you say you are married to?
248
00:15:16,713 --> 00:15:19,807
Can you get us some beer, please?
249
00:15:19,983 --> 00:15:21,245
It can leave.
250
00:15:22,285 --> 00:15:24,116
Color alert.
251
00:15:24,554 --> 00:15:27,022
-Hey, you're Sam Malone.
-Exactly.
252
00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:29,454
I saw your photo in the newspaper today.
253
00:15:29,626 --> 00:15:32,789
-Great.
-I'm looking forward to reading that book.
254
00:15:32,963 --> 00:15:36,421
I'm not a big fan of baseball,
but the book looks interesting.
255
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,692
It must be very good.
256
00:15:37,868 --> 00:15:39,893
Can you serve us
Iight beer, please?
257
00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:42,095
Light Beer.
258
00:15:44,908 --> 00:15:46,136
-Here.
-Thanks, Sam.
259
00:15:46,309 --> 00:15:47,833
Thanks.
260
00:15:48,678 --> 00:15:51,806
Sam, these guys seem cool to me.
261
00:15:51,982 --> 00:15:53,609
They're cool, Coach.
262
00:15:53,783 --> 00:15:56,980
Maybe we are
Kind of out of place here, Norm.
263
00:15:57,153 --> 00:15:59,417
Let's test.
264
00:15:59,589 --> 00:16:01,386
I have an idea.
265
00:16:02,459 --> 00:16:04,723
Just look at the bumper
this cat!
266
00:16:08,665 --> 00:16:10,394
This is medieval.
267
00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:13,627
I didn't know that Lorne Greene
It had a bumper.
268
00:16:14,671 --> 00:16:16,832
Say it, Jack.
Change the channel, please.
269
00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:19,237
I think it's time
of the Benito-Venito fight.
270
00:16:19,409 --> 00:16:21,240
�, it must be a catch-22.
271
00:16:23,013 --> 00:16:25,573
Yeah, they're not watching.
Let's tie them up.
272
00:16:28,285 --> 00:16:31,846
So what are we going to do
with these guys?
273
00:16:32,022 --> 00:16:33,649
-Carla.
-What?
274
00:16:33,823 --> 00:16:35,984
There is no prejudice
against gays, are you?
275
00:16:36,159 --> 00:16:38,821
Well, I'm not crazy about them.
276
00:16:38,995 --> 00:16:42,123
There is already enough competition
with women.
277
00:16:43,066 --> 00:16:45,626
I'm telling you, if the guys
continue to come out of the closet...
278
00:16:45,802 --> 00:16:47,463
there will be no one left
to date...
279
00:16:47,637 --> 00:16:50,128
and I'll have to start going out with girls.
280
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:55,141
You don't have to worry about me.
281
00:16:55,312 --> 00:16:58,145
I like boyfriends more
masculine than you.
282
00:16:58,315 --> 00:17:00,442
Not much, just a little.
283
00:17:02,018 --> 00:17:06,182
I don't believe they are doing
confusion because of two guys.
284
00:17:08,992 --> 00:17:11,859
-Colorful.
-It's an orgy!
285
00:17:12,028 --> 00:17:14,553
Ferns, Sammy,
we are talking about ferns.
286
00:17:14,731 --> 00:17:18,667
Well, I've seen
you hug each other.
287
00:17:18,835 --> 00:17:21,065
-�, but we hate it.
-Exactly.
288
00:17:21,905 --> 00:17:25,136
Say, Cliff, I won't
to Clancy's for a long time.
289
00:17:25,308 --> 00:17:27,333
Is it still the cool place it was?
290
00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:29,978
I don't know, Jack. Me too
I haven't been there in a long time.
291
00:17:30,146 --> 00:17:32,444
-Come on, let's go there.
-Good idea.
292
00:17:32,615 --> 00:17:35,083
Do me a favor.
You're kidding, aren't you?
293
00:17:35,251 --> 00:17:37,116
Sammy, we will appear
in a few weeks...
294
00:17:37,287 --> 00:17:39,812
and we'll see if Cheers is still
the same type of bar...
295
00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:43,084
where a single woman can have
I'm sure she will be harassed and sung about.
296
00:17:43,426 --> 00:17:47,385
Hey, come back here.
All of you, right now.
297
00:17:47,664 --> 00:17:50,656
They will tell me that they are
abandoning me?
298
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:54,065
I'm saying, in a month,
There will only be loud music...
299
00:17:54,237 --> 00:17:57,365
and guys dancing
and exchanging phone numbers.
300
00:17:57,674 --> 00:18:01,132
You know, Sam, you have
Great friends here.
301
00:18:01,311 --> 00:18:03,302
You tried very hard
to set up a bar...
302
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:07,382
where customers feel
at home, part of the family...
303
00:18:07,550 --> 00:18:09,814
and now they are abandoning you.
304
00:18:16,993 --> 00:18:18,051
Silence!
305
00:18:18,561 --> 00:18:21,860
Maybe we should go back there.
306
00:18:22,032 --> 00:18:26,901
Who has something smart
saying you can come with me.
307
00:18:30,273 --> 00:18:32,104
Great.
Anyone with an opinion.
308
00:18:43,553 --> 00:18:45,783
Sammy, Sammy, look.
309
00:18:45,955 --> 00:18:47,855
I have a simple solution
for this whole problem.
310
00:18:48,024 --> 00:18:51,482
You know, just go to the guys
and gently ask them to leave.
311
00:18:51,661 --> 00:18:54,721
-Everything goes back to normal, right?
-lso.
312
00:18:55,698 --> 00:18:59,634
Sam would never do that. Isn't it, Sam?
313
00:19:01,137 --> 00:19:03,162
Oh, no.
314
00:19:03,373 --> 00:19:05,398
I'm not sure. I mean,
These guys are regulars.
315
00:19:05,575 --> 00:19:07,736
If I lose my customers,
I lose my bar.
316
00:19:07,911 --> 00:19:11,847
And if single women stop
If I come here, I won't have anything to live for.
317
00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:19,753
No emotional appeal, Sam. This is
a purely intellectual discussion.
318
00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:26,290
If the bar becomes gay, you will have to hire
male waitresses, right?
319
00:19:26,463 --> 00:19:31,491
In other words, I'm going to the street
and I won't be able to feed the little one...
320
00:19:31,668 --> 00:19:34,068
Sammy Tortelli.
321
00:19:35,538 --> 00:19:36,971
He kicked.
322
00:19:37,173 --> 00:19:38,606
What?
323
00:19:39,042 --> 00:19:41,909
What is he trying to say?
324
00:19:42,378 --> 00:19:44,539
I am hungry.
325
00:19:45,014 --> 00:19:51,078
I am hungry. Please
Don't let Sammy do this to us.
326
00:19:51,254 --> 00:19:53,984
Thanks for keeping
the emotions outside of it.
327
00:19:54,157 --> 00:19:56,717
I think it's a trick, Sam.
328
00:19:56,893 --> 00:19:58,918
-Sit down.
-So, everyone in agreement?
329
00:19:59,095 --> 00:20:02,462
Sammy tells the guys to leave
and we're not going to Clancy's.
330
00:20:05,368 --> 00:20:06,960
-Okay, okay.
-Sam.
331
00:20:07,137 --> 00:20:10,538
Hey, leave me alone.
This is a business here.
332
00:20:12,575 --> 00:20:15,066
What should I say to them?
333
00:20:15,879 --> 00:20:17,506
Well, it's very simple.
334
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:22,083
Just go over there and say, "Hi, we're
a bunch of hypocritical fanatics...
335
00:20:22,252 --> 00:20:24,686
and we don't like your type."
336
00:20:24,854 --> 00:20:26,549
Good. I liked.
337
00:20:40,136 --> 00:20:42,036
-Hey guys.
-Hey.
338
00:20:42,205 --> 00:20:43,900
Hi, Sam. What is it?
339
00:20:44,073 --> 00:20:46,633
Well, I have a little problem.
Maybe they can help me.
340
00:20:46,809 --> 00:20:49,937
-I'm the owner of this bar and...
-�, we already know.
341
00:20:50,113 --> 00:20:52,081
We read the newspaper article.
342
00:20:52,515 --> 00:20:53,607
Right, right.
343
00:20:53,783 --> 00:20:56,445
-That took a lot of courage.
- He demanded it, yes.
344
00:20:56,619 --> 00:20:58,052
�.
345
00:20:58,588 --> 00:21:00,522
So what's the problem?
346
00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:03,588
To tell the truth,
I don't have a problem.
347
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,627
Coach, pour a drink
for these guys, on the house.
348
00:21:06,796 --> 00:21:08,320
Okay, Sam.
349
00:21:08,498 --> 00:21:10,659
What was the problem, Sammy?
Did you chicken out?
350
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:14,269
Sammy, I always thought that
you had more personality.
351
00:21:14,437 --> 00:21:17,895
Listen, these guys are staying.
If someone wants to leave, that's fine.
352
00:21:18,074 --> 00:21:20,440
Okay, you know what kind
in a bar this can turn around.
353
00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:23,977
It won't become the type of bar
in which I put someone out.
354
00:21:24,147 --> 00:21:26,911
That was the statement
noblest you have ever given.
355
00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:31,546
Thanks.
356
00:21:33,523 --> 00:21:34,990
And allow me to say this...
357
00:21:35,158 --> 00:21:37,490
-No!
-Fine.
358
00:21:38,394 --> 00:21:42,660
Gentlemen, desperate times
call for desperate measures.
359
00:21:42,832 --> 00:21:44,663
What are you going to do?
360
00:21:45,268 --> 00:21:47,327
Coach, last round.
361
00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:50,771
What is this last round deal?
It's a quarter to seven.
362
00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:52,305
There is no time for the last round.
363
00:21:52,475 --> 00:21:56,036
These cups have to be outside
from the tables when seven hits.
364
00:21:56,779 --> 00:21:58,144
Excuse me.
365
00:21:58,982 --> 00:22:00,950
Does this bar close at seven?
366
00:22:01,117 --> 00:22:03,608
Only in the first
Thursday of the month.
367
00:22:03,786 --> 00:22:06,516
We call it night
by Viva A Diferen�a.
368
00:22:06,689 --> 00:22:11,956
Let's go home and find wives,
girlfriends, benches, tools.
369
00:22:12,829 --> 00:22:15,923
This is the coolest bar
strange thing I've ever been to.
370
00:22:18,835 --> 00:22:20,302
Coach,
What the hell are you doing?
371
00:22:20,470 --> 00:22:22,836
Sam, tonight
from Viva A Diferen�a.
372
00:22:23,006 --> 00:22:25,804
-And where did the month go?
-What?
373
00:22:26,175 --> 00:22:30,271
Your regular customers are gone
to get those three out.
374
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:39,486
Let's have a round, Sammy.
Courtesy of Norm.
375
00:22:39,889 --> 00:22:41,356
What's going on here?
376
00:22:41,524 --> 00:22:43,822
We free ourselves
from your friends, Diane.
377
00:22:43,993 --> 00:22:47,451
It was Normie's idea.
The guy is a genius.
378
00:22:49,365 --> 00:22:53,199
Norman, is there something you should
know about those guys.
379
00:22:53,369 --> 00:22:55,394
-�?
-They are not gay.
380
00:22:55,571 --> 00:22:57,766
In fact, one of them tried
sing me today.
381
00:22:57,940 --> 00:23:00,408
-What?
-But you said they were.
382
00:23:00,576 --> 00:23:04,376
I said there were two gays here,
I didn't say who they were.
383
00:23:04,681 --> 00:23:06,546
They and I...
384
00:23:06,716 --> 00:23:11,881
we had a lot of fun watching
you make fools of yourself.
385
00:23:12,288 --> 00:23:16,315
The guys I talked about
are still here.
386
00:23:16,659 --> 00:23:19,457
-Okay, guys?
-Right.
387
00:23:25,902 --> 00:23:27,096
Better than Vera.