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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

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- WHAT MANY OF YOU
MAY NOT KNOW

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IS THAT I'M A CHILD
OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.

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I WANT EVERYONE WHO'S
BEEN THROUGH THAT EXPERIENCE

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TO KNOW THAT THEY CAN
LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS

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JUST LIKE I DO.

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[cheers and applause]

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- KYLE AND I LEFT ON
AN UNCOMFORTABLE NOTE.

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SHE SAID, "WHY WOULD ANYBODY
BE INTERESTED IN YOU

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WITHOUT KELSEY THERE?"

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- I WOULD NEVER
SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

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FIRST OF ALL,
I DON'T THINK THAT.

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- I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU JUST CAN'T COP TO IT.

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- YOU'RE SUCH A [bleep] LIAR,
CAMILLE.

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[upbeat music]

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- IT MAY LOOK LIKE
I HAVE IT ALL

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BUT I WANT MORE.

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- IN BEVERLY HILLS,
IT'S WHO YOU KNOW,

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AND I KNOW EVERYONE.

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- MONEY IS WHAT I HAVE,
NOT WHO I AM.

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- I WAS A CHILD STAR,

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BUT NOW MY MOST IMPORTANT ROLE
IS BEING A MOTHER.

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- IN A TOWN FULL OF PHONIES,

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I'M NOT AFRAID TO BE ME.

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- IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO COME OUT OF

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MY HUSBAND'S SHADOW
AND SHINE.

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- KEN?

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- YEAH?

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- COME ON, WE GOTTA GO.

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- YOU OKAY TO DRIVE?

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- YEAH.

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NOW I HAVE AN AMERICAN
DRIVING LESSON,

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SO EVERY TIME I GET STOPPED,

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I'M GOING TO HAVE
A MUCH HARDER TIME

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TALKING MY WAY OUT OF IT.

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- WHY ARE YOU GOING SO FAST?

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- I'M NOT GOING FAST.

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- OH, DEAR.

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- DARLING, I LOVE YOU,

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BUT YOU ARE PROBABLY
ONE OF THE WORST DRIVERS I KNOW.

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- REALLY?
- YOU ARE NOT ONE TO TALK.

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I HAVE NEVER HAD
A TICKET.

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- NO, BECAUSE THEY CAN'T
CATCH YOU.

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- [laughs]

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IN LONDON, WE DRIVE
MUCH MORE AGGRESSIVELY.

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IN CALIFORNIA,
YOU'VE GOT ALL THIS SPACE

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AND EVERYBODY DRIVES AT, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, TEN MILES AN HOUR.

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WHAT IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM?

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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

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[horn honks]

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[both laugh]

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[horn honks]

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- MY DAUGHTER'S ON
THE DANCE SQUAD NOW

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AND SHE'S EIGHT--
SHE'S BUSY.

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- IT GOES FROM THEM HAVING,
UM, LIKE, A LOT OF FREE TIME

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AND YOU CAN BE WITH THEM
WHENEVER YOU WANT,

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TO THEN THEY HAVE
REAL SCHEDULES.

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- AND TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF THAT TIME

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THAT YOU HAVE NOW
WITH YOUR DAUGHTER,

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YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE ONCE
THEY'RE IN SCHOOL,

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YOU DON'T SEE THEM
AS OFTEN.

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I HAVEN'T SEEN A LOT
OF THE LADIES SINCE NEW YORK.

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TAYLOR'S PLAYFUL,
SHE'S FUNNY,

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SHE SEEMS REAL.

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I TRUST WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY.

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SHE SEEMS GENUINE.

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- WOULD YOU CARE FOR ANYTHING
TO DRINK TO START OFF WITH?

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- SURE.

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I'M GONNA TRY THE STRAWBERRY,
THE FIRST,

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THE ORIGINAL WITH VODKA.

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- AND I'll TRY THE MOJITO.
- OKAY.

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- SO SATURDAY NIGHT,

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I'M HAVING A DINNER
AT MY HOUSE.

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- OKAY.

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- I WANTED TO TAKE A BREAK
FROM THE DRAMA

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IN NEW YORK CITY.

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BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS
REALLY IMPORTANT FOR ME

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TO REUNITE US AND MAYBE, UH,
YOU KNOW,

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ME OPENING UP MY HOME
TO THEM,

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THEY'LL FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE.

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IT'LL BE NICE.

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AND WE HAVE A PIZZA OVEN,
SO WHAT I'M GONNA DO

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IS I'M GONNA HAVE A CHEF COME.

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- THAT'D BE REALLY NICE.

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AND IT'LL BE A COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT VIBE THIS TIME.

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- UM, I THINK I'M GONNA BE,
UM, CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC.

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- I LIKE THAT. ALL RIGHT.

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- SO WE'LL SEE.

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IT'S HARD FOR ME
TO FORGIVE PEOPLE ANYWAY.

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I'M WORKING THROUGH THAT.

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READING MY BOOK
OF FORGIVENESS.

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SOME OF MY BOOKS.
- OKAY.

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- AND MY STACK OF, LIKE,
SELF-HELP BOOKS, AND, UH...

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- AND IT'LL BE JUST
THE SIX OF US?

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- UM, NO.

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I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
JOINING ME,

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AND YOU KNOW THE SHOW
MEDIUM,

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THE TV SHOW MEDIUM?
- I DO.

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- WELL, WE PRODUCE THAT SHOW.
- OH, GOOD.

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- AND IT'S THE REAL LIFE STORY
BASED ON MY GIRLFRIEND,

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ALLISON DUBOIS.

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AND SHE'S GONNA BE
MY GUEST.

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- SHE'S AN ACTUAL MEDIUM?

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- SHE'S AN ACTUAL MEDIUM.
- OH, OKAY.

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- A REAL LIVE PSYCHIC/MEDIUM.

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SHE'S FANTASTIC.

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AND, YOU KNOW,
WHEN I INVITE HER TO ANYTHING,

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I DON'T ASK HER
TO READ ANYBODY BECAUSE

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THAT'S NOT WHY SHE'S COMING,
'CAUSE SHE'S MY FRIEND.

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SHE'S COMING
JUST TO BE A GUEST.

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- I SEE. OKAY.

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- YOU KNOW, IT'S INTERESTING
HAVING HER AROUND

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BECAUSE SHE DOES GET
MANY DIFFERENT HITS

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ON DIFFERENT PEOPLE
AND DIFFERENT THINGS AND,

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YOU KNOW, I'll MAKE SURE--
I WAS LIKE, "KEEP IT LIGHT."

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- YEAH, RIGHT.
NOTHING TOO HEAVY.

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- NOTHING TOO HEAVY.

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YOU KNOW, YOU JUST NEVER KNOW
WHAT'S GONNA GO DOWN.

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- MM-MM.

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- I JUST GOTTA MAKE SURE
SHE DOESN'T GET DRUNK.

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MY GIRLFRIEND, ALLISON,
DOES LIKE TO DRINK.

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SHE ENJOYS A COCKTAIL

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AND WHEN SHE HAS TOO MANY,

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SHE MAY HIT
BELOW THE BELT A BIT.

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-

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ADRIENNE.
- YES?

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I HEARD.
BITS--SORRY.

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BITS AND PIECES.

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- [sighs]
- WHAT HAPPENED WITH COLIN?

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WAS HE OKAY?
DID HE GO, "DADDY, I'M SORRY?"

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I HOPE YOU DIDN'T MAKE HIM
FEEL BAD.

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- NO, I JUST--I JUST SAID,
"JUST STOP JUMPING ON MY BACK."

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- YEAH, BUT KIDS DON'T KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE--

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YOU WERE WRESTLING WITH HIM,
RIGHT?

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- YEAH, BUT DON'T JUMP
ON SOMEONE'S FACE.

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- YOU'RE SO DRAMATIC.

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- I MEAN, HE LAUNCHED HIS KNEE
INTO MY NOSE.

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- YEAH, LIKE, A FOUR-YEAR-OLD
DID THAT ON PURPOSE.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

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ADRIENNE, MY NOSE
WAS COLLAPSED IN.

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DID YOU SEE INSIDE?
LOOK AT--LOOK AT MY NOSE.

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- I CAN TELL NOW.
- HOLD ON. COME HERE.

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- I'M JUST SAYING
"ARE YOU SURE, DEANNA--"

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- LOOK. LOOK AT THOSE SPLINTS
INSIDE MY NOSE.

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THOSE ARE BIG PIECES
OF SILICONE.

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- I DON'T REALLY WANT
TO SEE THAT.

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- ADRIENNE THINKS
SHE'S A LOT TOUGHER THAN ME.

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YOU KNOW,
SHE'S MISS MARTIAL ARTIST

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AND MISS BOXER.

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I'VE NEVER FELT PAIN LIKE THAT
IN MY LIFE.

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- HE'S GOT A GREAT
FRONT KICK THOUGH.

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IT WAS NO BIG DEAL TO ME.

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ROUGHHOUSING
IS JUST PART OF GROWING UP.

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- WHAT ABOUT A LITTLE
NECK MASSAGE OR A LITTLE--

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- OH, HERE WE GO.
- LITTLE TLC TONIGHT.

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- OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE GONNA
MILK ME FOR THIS ONE.

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- I CAN'T BREATHE THOUGH.

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[raspy nose breathing]

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- MY 4-YEAR-OLD SON
WAS MORE MATURE

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THAN MY 40-SOMETHING-YEAR-OLD
HUSBAND.

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- WHERE'S THE LITTLE
ZIPLOC BAGS?

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- HE DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE.
LET'S MOVE ON.

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- OKAY.
- SUCH A BABY.

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[phone trilling]

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- YES, IT'S CAMILLE GRAMMER
FOR ADRIENNE.

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- SHE'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW.
MAY I TAKE A MESSAGE?

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- YES. JUST TELL HER
THAT CAMILLE CALLED.

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I WANTED TO INVITE HER
TO DINNER SATURDAY NIGHT.

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SO IF SHE CAN GIVE ME A CALL,
THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL.

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- I'LL GIVE HER THE MESSAGE.

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[phone trilling]
- HELLO.

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- KIM.
- HI, CAMILLE, HOW ARE YOU?

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- I WANTED TO INVITE YOU OVER
FOR A COCKTAIL PARTY.

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- WELL, ALL RIGHT.
WHAT TIME?

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- UM, 7:00.

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AND I'M GOING TO HAVE--
UM, I'M GOING TO START UP

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MY PIZZA OVEN.

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I HAVE A CHEF HERE.

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WE'RE GONNA MAKE DIFFERENT
PIZZAS FOR APPETIZERS.

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AND THEN I'M GONNA HAVE
A PLATED DINNER.

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- OKAY.

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- TELL YOUR SISTER TOO.

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I LEFT--
I'M GONNA CALL HER NOW.

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BUT IF I CAN'T GET IN TOUCH
WITH HER,

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PLEASE GIVE HER THIS MESSAGE,
OKAY?

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- I WILL. I WILL.
- OKAY. OKAY, SEE YOU SOON. BYE.

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[phone trilling]
- HELLO.

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- LISA, IT'S CAMILLE.
HOW ARE YOU?

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- CAN'T HEAR YOU.
CAN YOU SPEAK UP A BIT?

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- CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
- HOLD ON A SECOND.

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- OKAY.
- OKAY, THAT'S BETTER.

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- CAN YOU HEAR ME?
- WHAT'S THAT AGAIN?

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- CAN YOU HEAR ME?
- NO, BUT I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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- IS THAT BETTER?

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HEY, LISA,
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

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IT'S CAMILLE. HI. HI.

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I WANTED TO INVITE YOU
TO MY HOUSE SATURDAY NIGHT.

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OH, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

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NO? IT'S CAMILLE.

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OH, MY GOD,
IT'S HER ANSWERING MACHINE.

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OH, MY GOD.
THAT IS SO FUNNY.

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THAT'S BRILLIANT.

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LISA, THAT'S BRILLIANT.
THAT'S YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE.

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I TOTALLY BOUGHT INTO IT.

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I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T--
I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T HEAR ME.

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- [laughs]

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- THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING.

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- HELLO.
- KYLE, IT'S CAMILLE.

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- HEY, CAMILLE.
HOW ARE YOU?

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[dog barking]
- FINE. GREAT.

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EXCUSE MY DOG
IN THE BACKGROUND.

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[laughs] UM, I WAS CALLING
ALL THE GIRLS

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'CAUSE I WANTED
TO INVITE YOU OVER

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TO DINNER AT MY HOUSE
SATURDAY NIGHT.

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- OH.

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I WAS ACTUALLY
A LITTLE NERVOUS

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WHEN SHE CALLED.

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MY HEART
KIND OF, LIKE, DROPPED.

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LIKE... [gasps]

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UH, THIS SATURDAY?
- YEAH.

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UM, I WAS SUPPOSED
TO HAVE DINNER WITH MY FRIEND.

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AND LET ME TRY
TO GET OUT OF IT.

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IF I COULDN'T GET OUT OF IT,
COULD SHE COME WITH ME?

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I CAN TRY TO GET OUT OF IT.

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- YEAH. I MEAN, I DON'T MIND
IF SHE--

226
00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:12,770
OF COURSE SHE COULD COME.

227
00:09:12,767 --> 00:09:14,097
- OH, OKAY.

228
00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,930
- I MEAN,
I HAVE EIGHT PEOPLE NOW.

229
00:09:15,934 --> 00:09:18,534
MY TABLE--MY DINNING ROOM TABLE
FITS TEN.

230
00:09:18,533 --> 00:09:21,233
SO I MEAN, OF COURSE.
OF COURSE.

231
00:09:21,233 --> 00:09:22,873
- OH, OKAY.
- AND, LIKE, COCKTAIL ATTIRE.

232
00:09:22,867 --> 00:09:25,567
- BY MYSELF OR WITH MY FRIEND.
- YEAH, THAT'S FINE.

233
00:09:25,567 --> 00:09:27,327
BUT, LIKE, COCKTAIL ATTIRE.
LIKE, LOOK NI--

234
00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,333
YOU KNOW, OF COURSE, COCKTAIL.
- OH, COCKTAIL ATTIRE.

235
00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:30,673
- YEAH.
- OKAY, SOUNDS GOOD.

236
00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:32,097
THANKS, CAMILLE.
- OKAY, YOU'RE WELCOME.

237
00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,430
SEE YOU THEN.

238
00:09:33,433 --> 00:09:35,573
I'M HAPPY ABOUT PUTTING
TOGETHER THIS DINNER.

239
00:09:35,567 --> 00:09:38,927
BUT, UM, I HOPE THAT I'M MAKING
THE RIGHT DECISION.

240
00:09:41,467 --> 00:09:42,797
COMING UP...

241
00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,370
- YOU KNOW
THAT SHOW MEDIUM ON TV?

242
00:09:44,367 --> 00:09:46,827
THAT'S HER.
- PATRICIA ARQUETTE PLAYS ME.

243
00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:49,174
- OH, GOSH, I MUST WATCH IT.

244
00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:01,003
- DID THOSE SHOES ARRIVE YET?
- YEAH.

245
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000
- OH, THEY ARRIVED.

246
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,800
DID HE SIGN THEM?
- YEAH, HE DID.

247
00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,130
- OH, GREAT.

248
00:10:07,133 --> 00:10:09,573
"TO PINKY,
LOVE CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN."

249
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,097
FANTASTIC.

250
00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:12,900
LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT
GRAFFITI ON THE BOTTOM.

251
00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,630
NEVER MIND.

252
00:10:14,633 --> 00:10:18,133
CAMILLE CALLED ME,
INVITING ME FOR DINNER.

253
00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:21,373
I'M, LIKE, A LITTLE WARY

254
00:10:21,367 --> 00:10:23,297
BECAUSE OF WHAT WENT DOWN
IN NEW YORK.

255
00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:25,000
- I WOULD NEVER SAY SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.

256
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,670
FIRST OF ALL,
I DON'T THINK THAT.

257
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,127
YOU THINK THAT.

258
00:10:28,133 --> 00:10:32,933
- YOU SAID IT TO ME.
- GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT.

259
00:10:32,934 --> 00:10:35,204
- HOPEFULLY
WE CAN BE CIVILIZED.

260
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,270
AND I THINK IT'S GENEROUS
OF HER TO INVITE US ALL

261
00:10:37,266 --> 00:10:38,266
FOR DINNER.

262
00:10:38,266 --> 00:10:39,766
I HAVE TO LEAVE YOU TONIGHT,

263
00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:41,767
YOU LITTLE SEX MONSTER.

264
00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:44,267
GIVE ME A KISS.
[kissing] GIVE ME A KISS.

265
00:10:44,266 --> 00:10:47,096
[kissing]
GIVE ME A KISS.

266
00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:02,067
- MOM!
- YES!

267
00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:06,373
- OKAY, HONEY,
SEND HER UP!

268
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,974
HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI.

269
00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:12,567
HOW ARE YOU?
MY HAIR'S WET.

270
00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:13,997
BUT IT MIGHT NEED TO BE--

271
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,270
I DON'T KNOW.
IS IT WET ENOUGH?

272
00:11:15,266 --> 00:11:16,866
- IT'S PERFECT.
- IT IS?

273
00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:18,327
- BLOW IT OUT
AND ADD SOME BODY, RIGHT?

274
00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,073
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT BODY.

275
00:11:20,066 --> 00:11:21,066
JUST, LIKE, I MEAN--

276
00:11:21,066 --> 00:11:22,266
- OKAY, MAYBE JUST
A REGULAR BLOW

277
00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,466
AND THEN WE'LL DECIDE.

278
00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:24,867
- YEAH.
- WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT'S NEW?

279
00:11:24,867 --> 00:11:27,797
- JUST, UM, I'M GOING
OVER TO CAMILLE'S TONIGHT.

280
00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,300
- REALLY?

281
00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,470
HOW DID SHE SOUND
WHEN SHE INVITED YOU?

282
00:11:32,467 --> 00:11:34,667
- REALLY NICE.
- NOT FAKE?

283
00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:36,127
- NO.
SHE SOUNDED REALLY SWEET.

284
00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:37,403
AND, LIKE, "OH, YEAH."

285
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,270
I FELT BAD BECAUSE
I ALREADY HAD PLANS

286
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,926
WITH FAYE THAT I'VE HAD
FOR, LIKE, TWO WEEKS.

287
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:41,934
I DIDN'T WANT TO CANCEL.

288
00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:43,374
I'VE BEEN SO BUSY,

289
00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:45,397
I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN CANCELING
SO MANY PLANS WITH PEOPLE.

290
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,730
- YEAH,
SHE'S SUCH A SWEETHEART.

291
00:11:46,734 --> 00:11:48,104
- SO I SAID "DO YOU MIND
IF I BRING MY FRIEND?"

292
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,700
AND SHE SAID, "NO,
THE MORE, THE MERRIER,"

293
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:50,700
WHICH WAS NICE.

294
00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:51,700
- THAT'S GREAT.

295
00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:52,700
- SO, UM--

296
00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:53,900
- WELL, SHE'LL FIT RIGHT IN.

297
00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:56,030
- FAYE RESNICK
IS ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS.

298
00:11:56,033 --> 00:11:59,803
I SHARE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING
ON IN MY LIFE WITH HER.

299
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,300
I'M SURE IT'S GONNA BE FINE.

300
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,800
BUT I'M ACTUALLY HAPPY
THAT I HAD PLANS WITH FAYE

301
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,600
BECAUSE IT MAKES ME
FEEL BETTER.

302
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,000
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE NOT
EXPECTING SOMETHING, IT JUST--

303
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,730
- TOTALLY GOT YOU OFF GUARD.
- YEAH.

304
00:12:09,734 --> 00:12:11,434
NOW IT'S HAPPENED TO ME
TWO TIMES.

305
00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:12,533
I'M PREPARED.

306
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,930
- I'M KIND OF SURPRISED,
ACTUALLY,

307
00:12:21,934 --> 00:12:23,674
THAT YOU DECIDED
TO DO THIS TONIGHT.

308
00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:24,997
BUT I GUESS
IT'S ON YOUR OWN TURF.

309
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,770
SO YOU CAN CONTROL IT
A LITTLE BIT MORE.

310
00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:27,897
- [laughs]

311
00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:30,200
- D.D.'s ONE
OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS.

312
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,970
AND, UH, SHE WANTED TO MEET
ALL THE GIRLS.

313
00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:36,027
NOW THIS CLOSET,
I NEED SOMEBODY TO COME IN HERE

314
00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:38,733
AND ORGANIZE THIS FOR ME,
BECAUSE IT'S A MESS!

315
00:12:38,734 --> 00:12:40,104
- SOMEBODY COLOR--
- I LOVE THIS.

316
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,500
LOOK AT THIS.
THAT'S A SCREW.

317
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,930
AND THE BACK,
IT SAYS "YOU."

318
00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:44,834
- I LOVE THAT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD
WEAR THAT TONIGHT.

319
00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:47,134
- NO, NO.
THAT'S FOR ANOTHER NIGHT.

320
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,033
- THAT'S FOR ANOTHER NIGHT.
THAT'S MONDAY NIGHT.

321
00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:50,973
THIS BLUE DRESS
IS ALWAYS PRETTY.

322
00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:52,527
- I WORE THAT ALREADY.
- YOU ALREADY WORE THAT.

323
00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:53,573
OKAY, SO THAT'S AN OUTER.

324
00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:54,667
- OKAY. THIS: AWESOME.

325
00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:55,797
- THAT I LOVE.

326
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,270
YOU KNOW WHAT,
EVERY SINCE YOU GOT THAT--

327
00:12:57,266 --> 00:12:58,996
- IT'S A CHLOE DRESS.
- I LOVE IT.

328
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,530
- AND IT'S LACY,
AND IT'S DELICATE,

329
00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:01,873
AND IT'S VERY GIRLY.

330
00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:03,467
THE ONLY THING IS
IT'S SEE-THROUGH.

331
00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:04,867
SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIND
THE RIGHT--

332
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,367
- THAT'S OKAY.

333
00:13:06,367 --> 00:13:08,167
YOU HAVE, I'M SURE
IN YOUR THOUSANDS OF BRA--

334
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:10,166
- I KNOW. I COLLECT LINGERIE,
BY THE WAY.

335
00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:12,596
I REALLY DO.
FOR ME, IT'S LIKE CANDY.

336
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,170
BUT I CAN PRANCE AROUND
BY MYSELF

337
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:16,296
IN FRONT OF MY MIRROR IN IT
AND MAKE MYSELF FEEL GOOD

338
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,130
'CAUSE I'M ALONE ALL THE TIME
ANYWAY.

339
00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:20,633
- OKAY. WELL, WE FEEL REALLY BAD
FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

340
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:24,973
- [laughs] OKAY. NOT.
- NOT.

341
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,403
- HELLO, MY DEAR.
- HI.

342
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,000
- HI, YOU.
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

343
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,630
- THANK YOU.
SO DO YOU, AS ALWAYS.

344
00:13:40,633 --> 00:13:42,003
- AS ALWAYS.

345
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,770
- SO WHAT, WE'RE GONNA GO
GET LISA?

346
00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:45,227
- YEAH. IT'S A LONG DRIVE.

347
00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:46,633
- SHE COULDN'T WALK ACROSS
THE STREET.

348
00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:50,273
- I KNOW.
- OH, MY GOSH.

349
00:13:50,266 --> 00:13:53,066
- HEY, YOU.
- YOU SEXY GIRL.

350
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,166
- YOU LOOK LO--LOVELY.

351
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:56,696
[kisses]

352
00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:02,503
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
[dog barking]

353
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,630
- GOOD CHOICE.
- THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

354
00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:07,803
- KIM, THE HOUSE IS GORGEOUS.
- THANK YOU.

355
00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:13,297
- CHEERS.

356
00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:16,304
- ISN'T THAT THE EXIT
FOR THE CANYON?

357
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,000
- WE'RE GONNA TAKE
THE LITTLE--THE WINDY ROAD.

358
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000
- WHICH ONE WAS CLOSED?
- I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT THERE.

359
00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:23,467
- IS IT ON THE BEACH?

360
00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:25,867
OH. [laughs]

361
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,870
- I DON'T REALLY--

362
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:29,897
- I DON'T CARE IF YOU DO,
BY THE WAY.

363
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,170
- NO, I WOULDN'T.

364
00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,226
I DON'T DO LUNCH
WITH CAMILLE.

365
00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:33,333
WE DON'T HANG OUT.

366
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:34,803
MY LOYALTY'S TO MY SISTER.

367
00:14:37,734 --> 00:14:39,734
- SO YOU'RE READY
FOR A COCKTAIL AS WELL?

368
00:14:39,734 --> 00:14:41,574
- OH, I AM SO READY
FOR A COCKTAIL.

369
00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:44,697
- I WAITED UNTIL I GOT HERE.
- I KNOW. I GOT YOUR TEXT.

370
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,300
- GET YOURSELF ALL NICE
AND READY.

371
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,470
- WE'RE PREPARED.
- YEAH.

372
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:50,197
- ONE OF THE GIRLS
WHO'S GOING TO BE THERE TONIGHT,

373
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,470
THE SHOW MEDIUM IS BASED
AROUND HER.

374
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,727
CAMILLE SAID THE MORE A--
MORE SHE DRINKS,

375
00:14:54,734 --> 00:15:00,004
THE MORE LIKELY SHE IS
TO HAVE A--A FEELING.

376
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,070
- HERE. CHEERS.
- CHEERS.

377
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:03,696
- HERE'S TO OLD FRIENDS
AND NEW FRIENDS.

378
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:06,700
- I KNOW. MY NEW FRIENDS
THAT YOU'LL MEET TONIGHT.

379
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:09,030
- AND NEW FRIENDS THAT MAY
END UP BEING OLD FRIENDS.

380
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,273
- OH, YES, THEY'RE READY.

381
00:15:10,266 --> 00:15:11,426
SOME OF THEM ARE OUT THE DOOR
ALREADY.

382
00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:12,573
[laughter]

383
00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:15,697
BY CHOICE. MY CHOICE.
BUT--

384
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:17,430
- WOW.

385
00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:19,073
- I JUST WANT IT
TO BE A FUN NIGHT.

386
00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:20,996
I DON'T WANT ANY PROBLEMS
OR DRAMA.

387
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,730
I DON'T WANT IT TO BE--

388
00:15:22,734 --> 00:15:24,234
I WANTED IT TO BE NICE
IN NEW YORK TOO.

389
00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:27,973
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
[sighs]

390
00:15:27,967 --> 00:15:30,427
I DIDN'T WANT FAYE
TO GO WITH A CLOSED MIND.

391
00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:32,073
I KEPT TELLING HER, YOU KNOW,
"BE OPEN-MINDED.

392
00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:33,796
"I KNOW IT'S HARD BECAUSE
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

393
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,870
IN NEW YORK."

394
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,767
AND BELIEVE ME,
CAMILLE'S LIKABLE.

395
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:38,897
- BUT IF SHE'S MEAN TO YOU,

396
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:40,600
OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT GOING
TO WATCH HER.

397
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,970
- I DON'T KNOW.

398
00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:43,397
MAYBE IT WAS JUST
TWO FLUKE THINGS.

399
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,870
WE'LL SEE.

400
00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:46,467
- ALL I KNOW
IS EVERYBODY ADORES YOU.

401
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:49,527
YOU'VE HAD YOUR FRIENDS
FOREVER.

402
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:52,867
- ADRIENNE.
- YES?

403
00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:54,067
- ARE YOU PREPARED?

404
00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:55,326
- THERE'S NO WAY THINGS
ARE GOING

405
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:56,933
TO GO AWRY
WITH ADRIENNE IN TOW.

406
00:15:56,934 --> 00:15:59,774
- NO, I KNOW.

407
00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:01,497
- SHE MIGHT TURN OUT TO BE
ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS

408
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,900
AND I'M GONNA BE
TOTALLY JEALOUS.

409
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,330
- YOU WOULD NOT BE JEAL-Y.
- YES, I WOULD.

410
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,273
- BELIEVE ME, SHE'S NOT GONNA BE
MY BEST FRIEND.

411
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,596
- I'M NOT ABOVE BEING JEALOUS.

412
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,000
- I WILL BE NICE. SHE'S NOT
GONNA BE MY BEST FRIEND.

413
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:18,000
HER REALITY AND MY REALITY
ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS.

414
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,030
- WE STILL HAVE HORSES.
YEAH.

415
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,403
WE BRING OUR HORSES HERE
ONCE IN A WHILE.

416
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,930
I MIGHT TAKE UP RIDING AGAIN.

417
00:16:43,934 --> 00:16:45,904
- YOU SHOULD. REMEMBER HOW GOOD
YOUR BUTT WAS GETTING TOO?

418
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,700
- YEAH.
THANK YOU FOR THAT.

419
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,570
- SHE SURFS TOO. YOU CAN BOUNCE
A QUARTER OFF HER ASS.

420
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:50,597
- YEAH, HERE WE GO.

421
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,200
- OH, LOOK,
YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE.

422
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,730
- HI, GUYS!

423
00:16:53,734 --> 00:16:55,104
- THIS IS STUNNING. WOW.

424
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,530
- THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING.

425
00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:59,203
MWAH. MWAH.

426
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,730
- I CAN SEE WHY YOU NEVER LEAVE.
IT'S SO GORGEOUS.

427
00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:04,074
MWAH. MWAH.

428
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,926
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN SO LONG.

429
00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:09,004
- THIS IS ALLISON DUBOIS.
THIS IS LISA.

430
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,200
IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND ADRIENNE.
AND THIS IS TAYLOR.

431
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,530
[greetings]

432
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,933
AND THIS IS ONE
OF MY BEST FRIENDS.

433
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:17,274
- TELL ME YOUR NAME?
- DEIRDRE.

434
00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:18,466
- DEIRDRE. TAYLOR.
NICE TO MEET YOU.

435
00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:20,197
- NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.

436
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,700
- YOU KNOW THAT SHOW
MEDIUM?

437
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:23,570
- HUH?
- THE SHOW MEDIUM ON TV.

438
00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:26,227
- YEAH, I'VE NEVER SEEN IT.
- THAT'S HER. THAT'S HER.

439
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:28,833
THAT SHOW IS ABOUT HER.
- IT'S BASED ON HER LIFE.

440
00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:32,004
- PATRICIA ARQUETTE PLAYS ME.

441
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,700
- SO YOU CONSULT ON IT?
- YES.

442
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,330
BUT I HAVE THIS WHOLE
OTHER LIFE

443
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:38,233
OF ACTUALLY HAVING A JOB--
LIKE DOING SOMETHING REAL.

444
00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:41,473
I'M PROFILING SERIAL KILLERS.
- OH, REALLY?

445
00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:43,297
- BUT THE SHOW
IS A NICE ADDITION.

446
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:46,070
IT SHOWS PEOPLE WHAT I DO.

447
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:49,466
- OH, GOSH, I MUST WATCH IT.

448
00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:51,997
- CAMILLE HAD TWO
OF HER FRIENDS THERE.

449
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,630
ONE WAS HER BEST FRIEND
AND ONE WAS HER SIDEKICK.

450
00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:55,873
I MEAN, PSYCHIC.

451
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,097
- WHEN I GO OUT
INTO THE FIELD,

452
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,200
I HAVE A GUN IN MY HOLSTER
ON MY HIP.

453
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,630
- HUH. WHERE IS--I BET THEY'VE
GONE SOMEWHERE ELSE.

454
00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:03,973
- WE--KIM'S ALWAYS LATE.
- THEY'VE CHICKENED OUT.

455
00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:06,967
THEY'VE CHICKENED OUT.

456
00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:09,367
- HI.
- HEY, KIM.

457
00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:11,097
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
- THANK YOU.

458
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:13,200
- IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YOUR HOUSE IS BEAUTIFUL.

459
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,400
- THANK YOU. KYLE.
- HI.

460
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,970
HOW ARE YOU?
- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.

461
00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:18,597
- THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

462
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,230
HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR HAVING US HERE.

463
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,273
- THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU.

464
00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:23,426
WHEN I FIRST GOT THERE.

465
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:25,133
THERE WAS, OF COURSE,
THAT INITIAL,

466
00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:26,803
AWKWARD MOMENT AGAIN.

467
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,630
HERE WE GO AGAIN.

468
00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:32,073
BUT EVERYBODY SEEMED
TO BE GETTING ALONG GREAT.

469
00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:34,666
- HEY. CAMILLE GRAMMER.
WELCOME TO MY HOUSE.

470
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:35,897
- THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.

471
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:38,070
- VERY SWEET.

472
00:18:40,033 --> 00:18:41,803
- CHEERS, LISA.

473
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,730
THANK YOU FOR
TAKING THE DRIVE UP.

474
00:18:43,734 --> 00:18:45,174
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

475
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,466
- I KNOW.
ARE YOU GONNA BE ABLE--?

476
00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:47,967
- LOOKS LIKE I COULD SWIM
IN THIS.

477
00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:49,897
THE CAMILLE COCKTAIL
WAS LIKE A BOWL OF SOUP.

478
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,230
IT WAS HUGE.

479
00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:52,403
YUMMY.

480
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,900
AND I TOOK A COUPLE
OF SIPS

481
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,770
AND IT WAS OBVIOUSLY DESIGNED
TO KIND OF BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.

482
00:18:56,767 --> 00:19:01,797
- THESE ARE GINORMOUS.
- CHEERS.

483
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,270
- CAMILLE, YOUR EVENT ON MONDAY,
IS EVERYBODY GOING?

484
00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:05,366
- YEAH.
- OKAY, YOU'RE ALL--

485
00:19:05,367 --> 00:19:06,597
OKAY, GOING, GOING.

486
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,870
AND I DON'T MIND COMING
TO TOWN.

487
00:19:07,867 --> 00:19:10,467
ANY EXCUSE I CAN, I WILL.
- YEAH.

488
00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:12,827
- OKAY, I THINK WE'RE GOING
TO MAKE OUR WAY

489
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:15,004
OVER TO THE DINNING ROOM.

490
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,700
- I HOPE THEY'RE BRINGING
THE PITCHER FOR US.

491
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:19,000
WE'RE HAVING A GIRLS' NIGHT,
RIGHT?

492
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,730
[laughs]

493
00:19:20,734 --> 00:19:22,204
- MY TWO GUESTS OF HONOR,
SIT HERE.

494
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,600
BUT YOU'RE ALL MY GUESTS
OF HONOR.

495
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,500
BUT I'M GONNA HAVE D.D.
AND ALLISON SIT NEXT TO ME.

496
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,270
AND THEN YOU GUYS SIT
WHEREVER YOU WANT.

497
00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:31,826
- LET US CHAT, AND LAUGH,
AND HAVE FUN.

498
00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:37,533
- OH, MY GOD.

499
00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:39,573
[all speaking at once]

500
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:41,797
- [laughs]

501
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,600
- FLOWERS ARE AMAZING,
CAMILLE.

502
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,070
YOU DID A GREAT JOB
WITH THE FLOWERS.

503
00:19:46,066 --> 00:19:48,096
CHEERS.

504
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,370
- IT'S SATURDAY.

505
00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:50,867
SEE, I'M STILL YOUNG,

506
00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:53,027
SO WHEN SATURDAY HITS,
I GET ALL EXCITED.

507
00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:56,303
I'M, LIKE, "YEAH.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO," RIGHT?

508
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,930
AND THAT PART OF ME
STILL COMES OUT.

509
00:19:57,934 --> 00:19:59,204
AND IT'S A GIRLS' NIGHT.

510
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:05,200
SO WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE GOOD.

511
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,200
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
REALLY, REALLY BAD

512
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,530
IN A CONTROLLED SETTING.

513
00:20:10,533 --> 00:20:12,173
- [laughs nervously]

514
00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:16,303
- COMING UP...
- AND YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW HER?

515
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,970
I SAW HER NAKED IN PLAYBOY.

516
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,367
I REALIZED, "OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S WHO IT IS."

517
00:20:20,367 --> 00:20:21,797
THE MORALLY CORRUPT
FAYE RESNICK.

518
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:37,567
[soft chatter]

519
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:40,067
- [laughs]

520
00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:42,126
- MY ANGEL OF MERCY.

521
00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:45,073
[laughter]

522
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,830
- I ACTUALLY SAT NEXT
TO ALLISON,

523
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,234
WHO HAPPENS TO BE THE MEDIUM.

524
00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:01,173
AND, OF COURSE,
WHEN I FIRST MET HER,

525
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:02,566
I THOUGHT
SHE WAS A LITTLE STRANGE.

526
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:04,567
- THE LOVE THAT THEY HAVE
AFTER THEY DIED

527
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,597
IS STRONGER THAN ANYTHING
WE CAN IMAGINE.

528
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,600
- RIGHT.

529
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,200
BUT I GUESS IF YOU'RE TALKING
TO DEAD PEOPLE,

530
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,530
YOU WOULD BE.

531
00:21:11,533 --> 00:21:14,103
- I HAVE ONE BIG BROTHER.
NO SISTERS.

532
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:17,470
IT'S WHY I LIKE HANGING OUT
WITH ALPHA FEMALES,

533
00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:20,397
'CAUSE YOU'RE KIND OF
INTELLIGENT AND PRETTY.

534
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,800
LIKE, YOU'RE ALPHA.

535
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,870
- I THINK WE SHOULD TOAST
TO THAT.

536
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,027
- ALPHA FEMALES.
- ALPHA FEMALES.

537
00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:31,473
[all speaking at once]

538
00:21:31,467 --> 00:21:35,567
- CHEERS TO THE ALPHAS.
WAIT, ARE WE ALPHAS?

539
00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:37,497
WE'RE JUST ASSUMING.
"OH, THANK YOU.

540
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,330
OH, WAS THAT US?"
[laughs]

541
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,403
- I WOULD SAY EVERYBODY HERE
IS AN ALPHA FEMALE.

542
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,730
I WOULD SAY THAT.
I THINK THAT'S VERY COOL.

543
00:21:43,734 --> 00:21:45,104
- IN THEIR OWN WAY.

544
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,400
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT,
HERE'S THE THING,

545
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,900
PEOPLE PUT ALPHA FEMALES DOWN
SO MUCH IN OUR SOCIETY.

546
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:51,870
- WELL, THEY NORMALLY
CALL THEM BITCHES, DARLING.

547
00:21:51,867 --> 00:21:52,927
- YEAH, EXACTLY.

548
00:21:56,133 --> 00:22:02,033
- SO NOW HOW DO YOU KNOW FAYE?
AND WHO IS FAYE?

549
00:22:02,033 --> 00:22:04,533
I KNOW--I MEAN, THIS IS--
I KNOW SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR.

550
00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:06,273
BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHO FAYE IS.

551
00:22:06,266 --> 00:22:08,266
- SHE'S A VERY CLOSE
FAMILY FRIEND.

552
00:22:08,266 --> 00:22:12,496
I CONSIDER HER LIKE A SISTER.
- OH, THAT'S NICE.

553
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:13,570
AND YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW HER?

554
00:22:13,567 --> 00:22:15,197
I SAW HER NAKED IN PLAYBOY.

555
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:19,100
THAT'S HOW I KNOW FAYE.

556
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:22,600
- "OH...FAYE...

557
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,270
I JUST REALIZED,"

558
00:22:24,266 --> 00:22:26,066
LIKE SHE JUST OPENED UP
A MAGAZINE LAST WEEK

559
00:22:26,066 --> 00:22:27,496
AND HAPPENED TO SEE IT.

560
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:30,430
- SHE POSED NAKED IN PLAYBOY
AFTER THE O.J. TRIAL.

561
00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:34,573
THAT'S HER.

562
00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:36,227
- I DON'T KNOW
IF IT WAS A CALCULATED SENTENCE

563
00:22:36,233 --> 00:22:37,633
ON CAMILLE'S PART.

564
00:22:37,633 --> 00:22:40,103
I FIND CAMILLE DIFFICULT
TO READ.

565
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:43,370
BUT I DO KNOW,
AS THE HOST OF A DINNER PARTY,

566
00:22:43,367 --> 00:22:45,667
I WOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT.

567
00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:47,367
- AND I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED
AMAZING.

568
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,367
- THANK YOU.

569
00:22:50,367 --> 00:22:51,767
- I RECOGNIZED
DURING THE DINNER--

570
00:22:51,767 --> 00:22:53,427
IT WAS THE HAIR.

571
00:22:53,433 --> 00:22:55,503
I THINK IT'S THE EXTENSIONS
AND THE BLOWN UP FAKE LIPS.

572
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,730
BUT, UM, AND THEN I REALIZED,
"OH, MY GOD, THAT'S WHO IT IS.

573
00:22:58,734 --> 00:23:00,374
IT'S FAYE RESNICK."

574
00:23:00,367 --> 00:23:02,297
THE MORALLY CORRUPT
FAYE RESNICK.

575
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:05,030
AND I HAVE TO SAY
THAT I LOVED YOUR SPREAD.

576
00:23:05,033 --> 00:23:06,503
- LITERALLY.

577
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,830
[laughter]

578
00:23:08,834 --> 00:23:11,734
- ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T SPREAD.

579
00:23:11,734 --> 00:23:14,734
I DIDN'T SPREAD.
- NO, YOU DIDN'T.

580
00:23:14,734 --> 00:23:18,304
- CAMILLE...
DIDN'T YOU DO PLAYBOY?

581
00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:19,770
- YES.
- YOU DID.

582
00:23:19,767 --> 00:23:20,867
WHEN DID YOU DO PLAYBOY?
- YEARS AGO.

583
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:23,097
THAT'S WHEN I MET KELSEY.

584
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:25,200
I DIDN'T DO THE MAIN--

585
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,230
IT'S JUST LIKE A SUPPLEMENT.

586
00:23:28,233 --> 00:23:31,403
I WASN'T--I DID THE, UM,
PLAYBOY BOOK OF LINGERIE.

587
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,970
- IT'S CLOTHES.

588
00:23:36,033 --> 00:23:38,133
- WHAT?

589
00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:39,973
- LINGERIE? I THOUGHT
THE WHOLE POINT OF PLAYBOY

590
00:23:39,967 --> 00:23:42,227
WAS NO LINGERIE.

591
00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:44,473
- I MEAN, OKAY, WE GOT
INTO THIS CONVERSATION

592
00:23:44,467 --> 00:23:46,067
HOW I POSED FOR PLAYBOY TOO.

593
00:23:46,066 --> 00:23:47,526
BUT I WAS IN MY EARLY 20s

594
00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:49,473
AND WASN'T COMING OFF
OF A BIG MURDER TRIAL

595
00:23:49,467 --> 00:23:51,627
THAT MY GIRLFRIEND WAS KILLED.

596
00:23:51,633 --> 00:23:54,073
YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST A WHOLE
DIFFERENT--

597
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,226
I CAN'T--THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE
I DON'T UNDERSTAND

598
00:23:56,233 --> 00:23:57,973
AND I DON'T WANT
TO ASSOCIATE WITH.

599
00:23:57,967 --> 00:24:01,467
- THOSE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES
SHOULD NOT THROW STONES.

600
00:24:01,467 --> 00:24:03,867
AND SHE THREW A BIG BOULDER.

601
00:24:03,867 --> 00:24:06,197
- THEY WANT KYLE AND I
TO DO IT AS SISTERS.

602
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:10,570
[laughter]
- EEW. BLECH.

603
00:24:10,567 --> 00:24:15,027
[laughter continues]

604
00:24:15,033 --> 00:24:17,833
- THE, UH, MEDIUM NEXT TO ME
TO MY LEFT

605
00:24:17,834 --> 00:24:19,204
WAS REALLY ENJOYING HERSELF,

606
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,870
BECAUSE I SAW HER DOWN, I THINK,
TWO OR THREE COCKTAILS.

607
00:24:22,867 --> 00:24:24,927
AND THESE WERE VERY STRONG
COCKTAILS.

608
00:24:24,934 --> 00:24:27,634
I ACTUALLY TOOK TWO SIPS
AND I WAS, LIKE, "WOW."

609
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:30,433
- AAH!

610
00:24:30,433 --> 00:24:32,103
- AND THEN ALLISON DUBOIS

611
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:34,770
PULLS OUT THIS ELECTRONIC
CIGARETTE.

612
00:24:34,767 --> 00:24:37,427
I THINK IT'S, LIKE, A PROP
FROM SOME MOVIE OR SOMETHING.

613
00:24:37,433 --> 00:24:39,833
- AND SHE WAS, LIKE...
[inhales]

614
00:24:39,834 --> 00:24:42,034
[exhales]

615
00:24:42,033 --> 00:24:44,733
AND I'M THINKING
"THAT'S JACK NICHOLSON

616
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:47,104
FROM THE SHINING."

617
00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:48,570
THAT'S ALL I COULD SEE
WAS JACK NICHOLSON

618
00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:51,127
IN THE SHINING.

619
00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:53,133
[soft chattering]

620
00:24:53,133 --> 00:24:54,603
- ALLISON,
I NEED TO ASK YOU.

621
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,930
DO YOU KIND OF FEEL
LIKE PEOPLE THAT HAVE PASSED

622
00:24:56,934 --> 00:24:58,434
ARE AROUND?

623
00:24:58,433 --> 00:25:00,473
- I DEFINITELY MAKE SURE
WITH PEOPLE WHO DIED,

624
00:25:00,467 --> 00:25:02,667
LIKE, IF I'M AT A DINNER
PARTY WITH Y'ALL,

625
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:05,667
THEY GOT TO TAKE A SECOND CHAIR
BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONES

626
00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:07,197
THAT I'M FOCUSED ON.

627
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,830
BUT I HEAD TAP PEOPLE TOO.
SO I PULL THOUGHTS.

628
00:25:09,834 --> 00:25:12,034
BUT, LIKE, I'LL BE ABLE TO,
LIKE, TAP INTO SOMEBODY

629
00:25:12,033 --> 00:25:13,673
AND BE, LIKE, "SHE HAS
FATHER ISSUES.

630
00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:14,967
"HER MOTHER KEPT
HER MOUTH CLOSED.

631
00:25:14,967 --> 00:25:16,167
"DIDN'T STAND UP
TO THE FATHER.

632
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,526
"THAT'S WHY SHE HAS
MOTHER ISSUES.

633
00:25:17,533 --> 00:25:18,703
"AND THE DADDY ISSUES.

634
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:20,730
DADDY WAS, LIKE,
NEVER THERE."

635
00:25:20,734 --> 00:25:22,334
AND SO I START PULLING
THAT INFORMATION.

636
00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:25,073
- ARE YOU HEAD TAPPING ME NOW?
- NO.

637
00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:27,466
- OH, GO ON.

638
00:25:27,467 --> 00:25:31,397
- I HAD BROUGHT ALLISON
BASICALLY AS A GUEST.

639
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:35,600
AND I DIDN'T WANT HER
TO FEEL LIKE SHE HAD TO PERFORM

640
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,930
FOR ANYBODY THAT NIGHT.

641
00:25:36,934 --> 00:25:38,434
- DON'T THINK I'M DOING THIS
TO YOU LADIES

642
00:25:38,433 --> 00:25:39,733
'CAUSE WE'RE HAVING
A GIRLS' NIGHT.

643
00:25:39,734 --> 00:25:40,734
AND I RESPECT.

644
00:25:40,734 --> 00:25:42,274
- AND WE RESPECT YOU

645
00:25:42,266 --> 00:25:43,896
BECAUSE YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR
GIRLS' NIGHT TOO.

646
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:45,200
EXACTLY.

647
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,530
- CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?

648
00:25:46,533 --> 00:25:48,133
- I THINK I'VE BEEN HAVING
A GREAT CONVERSATION

649
00:25:48,133 --> 00:25:49,373
WITH YOU ALL.

650
00:25:49,367 --> 00:25:50,167
- NO, BUT I MEAN,
CAN'T YOU--

651
00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:51,696
IS MY GRANDMOTHER HERE?

652
00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:53,370
- I MEAN,
TO ME IT'S LIKE A DOCTOR

653
00:25:53,367 --> 00:25:54,527
AT A DINNER PARTY.

654
00:25:54,533 --> 00:25:56,073
YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE
"OH, CAN YOU TELL ME

655
00:25:56,066 --> 00:25:57,296
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME HERE?"

656
00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:59,130
SO NATURALLY I'M GOING
TO ASK HER

657
00:25:59,133 --> 00:26:01,233
ABOUT HER CHOSEN PROFESSION.

658
00:26:01,233 --> 00:26:03,533
- I WAS STUDIED BY A SCIENTIST
FOR SEVERAL YEARS

659
00:26:03,533 --> 00:26:06,273
AND ON OPRAH IN FRONT
OF 70 MILLION PEOPLE.

660
00:26:06,266 --> 00:26:07,596
I'M KIND OF LIKE A DRUG.

661
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,530
ONCE YOU GET ONE,
YOU WANT IT AGAIN.

662
00:26:09,533 --> 00:26:11,433
- OOH.
- OOH.

663
00:26:11,433 --> 00:26:13,903
- I'M JUST--I'M JUST
PUTTING IT OUT THERE.

664
00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:15,630
I'M JUST BEING HONEST.

665
00:26:15,633 --> 00:26:18,333
AND, YOU KNOW WHAT,
I HATE TO SAY IT,

666
00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:22,833
BUT WE'RE HAVING A GIRLS' NIGHT,
SO I'M OFF THE CLOCK.

667
00:26:22,834 --> 00:26:24,534
- WE'RE JUST CURIOUS.

668
00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:25,673
- THIS IS WHY VODKA IS...

669
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:26,897
- YOU DIDN'T EAT DINNER

670
00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:28,500
SO I'M GONNA HAVE
TO WATCH YOU ON THESE.

671
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,070
- OH, YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO WATCH ME.

672
00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:31,566
- DID YOU EAT?
- NO.

673
00:26:31,567 --> 00:26:32,627
- SHE'S OFF THE CLOCK.

674
00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:34,273
MAYBE I SHOULD WHIP OUT
MY CREDIT CARD.

675
00:26:34,266 --> 00:26:36,296
- [chuckles]

676
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,000
- SHOULD I DO THAT AND SAY
"HOW ABOUT NOW?

677
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,130
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION NOW?"

678
00:26:44,133 --> 00:26:47,973
- SO, ALLISON, CAN WE JUST
HAVE ONE PERSON?

679
00:26:47,967 --> 00:26:51,627
EVERYBODY IS SO EXCITED
ABOUT THE FACT

680
00:26:51,633 --> 00:26:55,703
THAT YOU ARE SO GIFTED.

681
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:57,770
- DON'T TEMPT ME. REALLY.

682
00:26:57,767 --> 00:26:59,167
- OOH.

683
00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:00,726
- WHO ARE YOU LOOKING AT
WHEN YOU SAY THAT?

684
00:27:00,734 --> 00:27:03,174
- TOUCHE, BABY.

685
00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:06,566
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN:
"DON'T TEMPT ME"?

686
00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:10,897
- OH, NO. NO, DON'T, KYLE.
SAVE YOURSELF.

687
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:13,770
I'M TELLING YOU. I FEEL THIS
IS NOT A GOOD SITUATION.

688
00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:18,567
- DON'T GET ME STARTED.

689
00:27:18,567 --> 00:27:21,397
- BE HONEST.
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GO THERE?

690
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,770
'CAUSE SHE MIGHT PULL STUFF

691
00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:25,597
THAT SOME PEOPLE WANT NOT
WANT TO HEAR.

692
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,800
- YOU KNOW, IT'S BEST FOR HER
TO PERFORM A READING

693
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,330
ONE-ON-ONE BECAUSE A LOT
OF PERSONAL STUFF COMES UP.

694
00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:32,733
SO IF SOMEBODY'S HUSBAND'S
CHEATING ON THEM OR SOMETHING,

695
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:34,074
SHE'LL KNOW IT.

696
00:27:34,066 --> 00:27:36,196
AND YOU JUST DON'T--
- I LOVE IT.

697
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,700
- DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THAT?
NO, BUT DO YOU WANT TO?

698
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,400
- WELL, COULDN'T YOU
JUST TELL US STUFF

699
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,170
WITHOUT TELLING US
ANYTHING SCARY?

700
00:27:43,166 --> 00:27:46,866
- SOMETHING THAT'S NOT SCARY?
OH, MY GOD.

701
00:27:46,867 --> 00:27:49,727
BUT WHAT I WANT TO TELL YOU
MIGHT BE IRRITATING TO YOU.

702
00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:50,934
- TELL ME. I DON'T CARE.

703
00:27:50,934 --> 00:27:53,104
- JUST SAY IT. JUST SAY IT.
- I DON'T CARE.

704
00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:55,630
- OKAY. OKAY.

705
00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:57,433
HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED TWICE?

706
00:27:57,433 --> 00:27:58,433
- UH-HUH.

707
00:27:58,433 --> 00:27:59,603
- OH.

708
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,000
- WELL, THEN THAT'S THE LAST ONE
YOU HAVE.

709
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,070
I GUESS THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
[laughs]

710
00:28:03,066 --> 00:28:05,866
I WAS THINKING SHE WAS GOING
TO HAVE TO GET MARRIED AGAIN.

711
00:28:05,867 --> 00:28:07,827
WHICH MEANING YOU'D HAVE
A DIVORCE.

712
00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:12,266
- IF MY HUSBAND EVER LEAVES ME,
I'M GOING WITH HIM.

713
00:28:12,266 --> 00:28:16,526
- HE WILL NEVER EMOTIONALLY
FULFILL YOU. EVER. KNOW THAT.

714
00:28:16,533 --> 00:28:18,273
AS SOON AS THE KIDS
ARE BIGGER,

715
00:28:18,266 --> 00:28:19,596
YOU'LL HAVE NOTHING
IN COMMON.

716
00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:28,333
- OKAY.
- OH, MY GOSH.

717
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:29,673
HERE WE GO.

718
00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:34,167
I WAS WAITING FOR KYLE
TO FLY ACROSS THE TABLE.

719
00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:36,996
- I DISAGREE.
- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

720
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,630
- BUT WHAT I DO,
PEOPLE DON'T SEE.

721
00:28:39,633 --> 00:28:41,303
THEY DON'T SEE IT.

722
00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:43,100
AND THEN WHEN IT HAPPENS,
THEY'RE, LIKE, "OH, MY GOD."

723
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:44,870
- NO, I UNDERSTAND THAT.

724
00:28:44,867 --> 00:28:46,267
KYLE PUSHED
FOR THAT READING.

725
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,026
ALLISON ALREADY HAD
A FEW DRINKS.

726
00:28:48,033 --> 00:28:49,703
KYLE PUSHED FOR IT.

727
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,370
I BEGGED THEM
NOT TO GO THERE

728
00:28:51,367 --> 00:28:53,097
BECAUSE I THINK
IT'S A PERSONAL READING.

729
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,930
- ANYTHING ELSE?

730
00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:57,004
- MAKE SURE
THAT YOU PUT THE WALLS DOWN

731
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,670
FOR OTHER FEMALES
COMING INTO THE LIFE.

732
00:28:58,667 --> 00:29:01,827
I FEEL LIKE YOU TALK TO MALES
MORE EASILY THAN FEMALES.

733
00:29:01,834 --> 00:29:03,174
- THAT'S ME.

734
00:29:03,166 --> 00:29:04,526
- I THINK YOU'RE MIXING
HER UP WITH KYLE.

735
00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:05,673
- THAT'S ME.

736
00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:07,127
- THAT'S--
YEAH, MAYBE--I AM--

737
00:29:07,133 --> 00:29:09,073
I AM MUCH MORE
A GIRL'S GIRL.

738
00:29:09,066 --> 00:29:12,566
- I AM DEFINITELY
MORE COMFORTABLE AROUND MEN.

739
00:29:12,567 --> 00:29:14,497
- I AM TOO.
- I JUST DON'T.

740
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:16,500
- I FEEL ALSO WOMEN
ARE VERY CATTY TO ME.

741
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:18,530
WOMEN HAVE ALWAYS
BEEN REALLY CATTY.

742
00:29:18,533 --> 00:29:20,233
- THEY ALWAYS WILL BE.
THEY ALWAYS WILL BE.

743
00:29:20,233 --> 00:29:22,073
- I KNOW THAT.
SO I'VE ALWAYS BEEN GUARDED.

744
00:29:22,066 --> 00:29:23,696
- WHY?
THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE.

745
00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:28,200
- GIRLS ARE VERY CATTY
WITH HER AND INSECURE.

746
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,470
- IN NEW YORK--

747
00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:32,627
- MAYBE THAT'S WHY
WE HAD AN ISSUE.

748
00:29:32,633 --> 00:29:34,333
- OH NO, NOT NEW YORK.

749
00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:35,903
- MAYBE YOU'RE MORE DEFENSIVE.

750
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:38,500
AND I WAS--
- YEAH. THAT COULD BE IT.

751
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:41,130
MAYBE I FELT I HAD
TO BE DEFENSIVE.

752
00:29:41,133 --> 00:29:43,633
- YOU'RE OFFENSIVE.

753
00:29:43,633 --> 00:29:45,773
- ANY ISSUES THAT CAME ABOUT
IN NEW YORK

754
00:29:45,767 --> 00:29:48,097
WAS NO ILL--NO.

755
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:49,830
NO--I HAD NO ILL INTENTIONS.

756
00:29:49,834 --> 00:29:52,234
- I THINK--I GUESS
IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING.

757
00:29:52,233 --> 00:29:53,633
SHE KNOWS NOTHING.

758
00:29:53,633 --> 00:29:54,873
I DIDN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT.

759
00:29:54,867 --> 00:29:55,897
- NO, YOU HESITATED.

760
00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:57,070
- I JUST SAID

761
00:29:57,066 --> 00:29:58,296
"I'M NOT GOING
TO SAY ANYTHING.

762
00:29:58,300 --> 00:29:59,570
BEFORE SHE GOT HERE,
I SAID "I DON'T--

763
00:29:59,567 --> 00:30:00,727
I'M NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING"

764
00:30:00,734 --> 00:30:02,404
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT IT
TO FEEL--

765
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,770
- THAT'S HARD FOR ME TO BELIEVE,
HONESTLY.

766
00:30:04,767 --> 00:30:08,027
THE REALITY--
THE REALITY OF IT--

767
00:30:08,033 --> 00:30:10,573
AND I AM LIKE, HONEST GIRL
BEYOND BELIEF.

768
00:30:10,567 --> 00:30:13,067
- THAT'S DISMISSING
WHAT I'M SAYING.

769
00:30:13,066 --> 00:30:16,066
- I JUST SAY WHAT I FEEL.

770
00:30:16,066 --> 00:30:17,896
- FAYE WAS LIKE A PANTHER

771
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:19,670
PROWLING THROUGH THE JUNGLE.

772
00:30:19,667 --> 00:30:22,567
- BY YOU SAYING THAT IS SAYING
THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH.

773
00:30:22,567 --> 00:30:25,727
- GIRLFRIENDS TELL EACH OTHER
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON.

774
00:30:25,734 --> 00:30:27,774
KYLE TELLS ME
WHAT'S HAPPENING IN HER LIFE.

775
00:30:27,767 --> 00:30:29,627
AND IF YOU WERE HER GOOD
GIRLFRIEND,

776
00:30:29,633 --> 00:30:32,133
YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING
IN HER LIFE.

777
00:30:32,133 --> 00:30:33,833
- SHE KIND OF SAID
"OH, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT

778
00:30:33,834 --> 00:30:35,174
FOR A SECOND."

779
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,996
I THOUGHT, "HERE WE GO."

780
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,670
- SO YOU'RE SAYING
WE'RE NOT GOOD GIRLFRIENDS

781
00:30:38,667 --> 00:30:40,727
BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T TELL ME
WHAT WAS HAPPENING?

782
00:30:40,734 --> 00:30:43,034
- MY PSYCHIC ABILITY
TELLS ME, "NO."

783
00:30:43,033 --> 00:30:44,173
- [gasps]

784
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,270
- COMING UP...

785
00:30:49,266 --> 00:30:50,796
- YOU'RE OFF
YOUR [bleep] ROCKER.

786
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:51,800
- OH, REALLY?

787
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,100
- THAT IS A [bleep] UP THING
TO SAY.

788
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:54,700
- WHY DON'T YOU GO BLOW UP
YOUR LIPS SOME MORE?

789
00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:55,870
- ENOUGH! ENOUGH!

790
00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:02,197
- SO YOU'RE SAYING
WE'RE NOT GOOD GIRLFRIENDS

791
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,130
BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T TELL ME
WHAT WAS HAPPENING?

792
00:31:04,133 --> 00:31:06,903
- MY PSYCHIC ABILITY
TELLS ME, "NO."

793
00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:08,970
- IF SHE NEEDS MY HELP,
SHE WILL TELL ME.

794
00:31:08,967 --> 00:31:12,797
SHE DOESN'T RELY ON ME.
SHE CAN FIGHT HER ON BATTLES.

795
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,270
IF SHE CAN'T FIGHT
HER OWN BATTLES

796
00:31:14,266 --> 00:31:15,466
AND YOU HAVE TO BE THERE,
SO BE IT,

797
00:31:15,467 --> 00:31:17,267
BUT DON'T SAY I'M NOT THERE
FOR CAMILLE.

798
00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:20,126
- DID YOU COME HERE
TO DEFEND KYLE?

799
00:31:20,133 --> 00:31:23,633
'CAUSE THE WAY YOU'RE TALKING
SOUNDS LIKE SHE CUED YOU IN

800
00:31:23,633 --> 00:31:25,673
AND YOU CAME TO DEFEND HER.

801
00:31:25,667 --> 00:31:27,127
IS THAT WHY YOU CAME HERE,
FAYE, HONESTLY?

802
00:31:27,133 --> 00:31:28,533
- NO, I CAME HERE TO BE
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.

803
00:31:28,533 --> 00:31:29,633
- DID YOU COME HERE--

804
00:31:29,633 --> 00:31:32,573
NO, I DON'T THINK SO
AT THIS POINT.

805
00:31:32,567 --> 00:31:35,497
- I DON'T DO WELL
WITH CONFRONTATION.

806
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,800
AND IT WAS JUST COMING
EVERY DIRECTION.

807
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,630
- OH, MY GOD,

808
00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:43,173
THAT'S NOT TRUE.

809
00:31:43,166 --> 00:31:44,426
- YOU'RE USED TO THAT.

810
00:31:44,433 --> 00:31:45,933
- ALL I KNOW IS
THERE WAS AN ATTACK

811
00:31:45,934 --> 00:31:47,174
MADE ON MY FRIEND.

812
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:49,426
- WAIT A SECOND. ATTACK?

813
00:31:49,433 --> 00:31:52,603
WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND.
WAIT A SECOND.

814
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,330
DID I THINK IT WAS A SETUP?
ABSOLUTELY.

815
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:59,603
YEAH. I THOUGHT FAYE WAS THERE
TO BE KYLE'S WINGMAN.

816
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,930
- CAMILLE, THAT'S THE WAY
SHE SEES IT.

817
00:32:00,934 --> 00:32:01,974
PLEASE,
WE DON'T HAVE TO GO--

818
00:32:01,967 --> 00:32:03,097
- HOW DID I ATTACK YOU?

819
00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:04,170
I WAS AT THE TABLE--

820
00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:06,196
- LET'S NOT HEAD BACKWARDS,
PLEASE.

821
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,000
- FAYE, YOU WEREN'T THERE.

822
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,570
D.D. WAS IN NEW YORK,
SO SHE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED.

823
00:32:10,567 --> 00:32:13,997
- BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW
THE BACKSTORY, CAMILLE.

824
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,370
- DID I ATTACK KYLE?
- NO.

825
00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:17,867
HONESTLY, I WALKED IN
AND ALL I SAW WAS--

826
00:32:17,867 --> 00:32:19,367
- OF COURSE, BECAUSE,
CAMILLE,

827
00:32:19,367 --> 00:32:21,967
YOU SAT THERE
THE ENTIRE NIGHT LIKE THIS,

828
00:32:21,967 --> 00:32:23,727
YOU KNOW, WITH YOUR HAND THERE
LIKE THAT.

829
00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:25,134
- BUT THAT'S WHO I AM,
KYLE.

830
00:32:25,133 --> 00:32:26,803
- NO, THAT'S NOT WHO YOU ARE,
CAMILLE.

831
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,600
THAT'S WHO YOU ARE PRETENDING
TO BE.

832
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,870
- SHE'S NOT PRETENDING
TO BE THAT.

833
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:33,027
THAT'S WHO SHE IS.

834
00:32:33,033 --> 00:32:34,473
- OH, ALLISON,

835
00:32:34,467 --> 00:32:36,297
I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.
- OH, BUT I'M TALKING TO YOU.

836
00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:38,330
- I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.
- BUT I'M TALKING TO YOU.

837
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,733
- 'SCUSE ME,
YOU'RE BORING ME.

838
00:32:39,734 --> 00:32:41,574
- ALLISON WAS STANDING UP
FOR ME.

839
00:32:41,567 --> 00:32:46,467
AND I--LISTEN, I'M GLAD
BECAUSE SHE'S--

840
00:32:46,467 --> 00:32:48,067
OUT OF ALL THE GIRLS
THAT ARE THERE,

841
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:49,566
SHE'S THE ONLY ONE
THAT STOOD UP FOR ME.

842
00:32:49,567 --> 00:32:51,367
- CAMILLE, I WAS HAVING
A CONVERSATION WITH YOU.

843
00:32:51,367 --> 00:32:54,167
- YOU ARE ENTIRELY WASHED UP.
ENJOY YOUR LIFE.

844
00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:56,266
- I CAME HERE BRINGING ALLISON

845
00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:58,996
'CAUSE ALLISON'S
FOR INTERESTING CONVERSATION.

846
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,430
IT WAS
FOR INTERESTING CONVERSATION--

847
00:33:00,433 --> 00:33:01,933
- WE'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO TALK TO HER ABOUT IT

848
00:33:01,934 --> 00:33:03,404
'CAUSE SHE'S NOW
"OFF THE CLOCK."

849
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,000
- YOU'RE NOT HIRING ME.
I'M A DINNER GUEST.

850
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,600
I WAS BEING POLITE.

851
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,430
WHEN Y'ALL WERE IRRITATING ME,
I APPEASED YOU.

852
00:33:11,433 --> 00:33:13,373
BE CLEAR ON THAT.

853
00:33:13,367 --> 00:33:15,767
I HAVE BOOKS WRITTEN ON ME
AND BY ME

854
00:33:15,767 --> 00:33:18,627
AND HAD TELEVISION SHOWS
BASED ON MY LIFE.

855
00:33:18,633 --> 00:33:22,073
SO YOU CAN JUST, LIKE,
TAKE A FLYING LEAP.

856
00:33:22,066 --> 00:33:25,226
- I THINK THE PSYCHIC
WAS WAY MORE PROVOCATIVE

857
00:33:25,233 --> 00:33:27,303
THAN ANYBODY AT THE TABLE.

858
00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:28,900
SHE'S NOT A PSYCHIC
THAT I WOULD FEEL,

859
00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:31,070
OH, YEAH, I'M GOING
TO OPEN MY HEART TO.

860
00:33:31,066 --> 00:33:32,726
NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

861
00:33:32,734 --> 00:33:37,134
SHE--YEAH, SHE DEFINITELY
WAS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF.

862
00:33:37,133 --> 00:33:39,133
- YOU ARE. YOU ARE.

863
00:33:39,133 --> 00:33:40,633
- I'M SO BORED
WITH THIS CONVERSATION.

864
00:33:40,633 --> 00:33:42,633
- THEN LEAVE.
- I'M TOTALLY OVER IT.

865
00:33:42,633 --> 00:33:45,633
- THEN LEAVE.
IF YOU'RE OVER IT, THEN LEAVE.

866
00:33:45,633 --> 00:33:49,473
WALK. YOU'VE GOT TWO LEGS
THE LAST TIME WE CHECKED.

867
00:33:49,467 --> 00:33:50,727
- OOH.
- [gasps]

868
00:33:50,734 --> 00:33:52,904
IS THAT WHAT YOU DO
IS JUST ATTACK PEOPLE?

869
00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:56,530
AND THEN WHEN THEY GET REAL,
YOU JUST, LIKE, BECOME EVEN--

870
00:33:56,533 --> 00:33:58,533
- THAT IS SO RICH
COMING FROM SOMEBODY

871
00:33:58,533 --> 00:34:00,703
THAT CAME HERE
TO STIR UP [bleep].

872
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:02,100
- ALLISON, YOU'VE BEEN
SITTING HERE

873
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:03,730
WITH A WEIRD ATTITUDE
ALL NIGHT.

874
00:34:03,734 --> 00:34:06,904
- A WEIRD ATTITUDE ALL NIGHT?
WOW.

875
00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:08,800
THEN WHY WERE YOU TALKING
TO ME SO MUCH?

876
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,330
- I WAS CURIOUS ABOUT YOU.

877
00:34:10,333 --> 00:34:11,403
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT,

878
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,000
YOU ARE NOT INTERESTING TO ME
AT ALL.

879
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,330
- WELL, YOU'RE NOT
TO MET EITHER.

880
00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:16,003
- SO YOU CONTINUE
BEING INTERESTED BY ME.

881
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,800
THAT'S AWESOME.
YOU HAVE TWO LEGS TOO.

882
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,670
THEY CAN WALK.
- EEW.

883
00:34:21,667 --> 00:34:23,967
WHAT IS THIS?
THIS WHAT SHE DOES?

884
00:34:23,967 --> 00:34:26,067
IS THIS WHAT YOU DO?

885
00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:27,896
- I FELT THAT IT STARTED OUT
POSITIVE

886
00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:29,530
AND IT WENT DOWN IN FLAMES.

887
00:34:29,533 --> 00:34:31,203
- OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

888
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,800
- I JUST FELT LIKE IT WASN'T
REALLY WORTH MY TIME

889
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,330
TO GET INVOLVED
WITH THIS PETTY NONSENSE.

890
00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:42,003
[all speaking at once]

891
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,870
- ALLISON, ALL I CARE--

892
00:34:44,867 --> 00:34:46,697
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
RIGHT NOW.

893
00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:48,600
ALL OF THIS IS UNIMPORTANT
TO ME.

894
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,100
I HAVE FOUR BEAUTIFUL
CHILDREN.

895
00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:51,930
LOOK HOW SHE TURNS
HER HEAD LIKE THIS.

896
00:34:51,934 --> 00:34:54,274
WHAT, ARE WE
IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?

897
00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:57,926
- ALLISON WAS...
[inhales]

898
00:34:57,934 --> 00:34:59,334
[whispers]
PUFFING AWAY.

899
00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:00,603
- I HAD ALSO HEARD

900
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,600
THAT THINGS WERE SAID
AT THE AIRPORT.

901
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,200
- AND THAT'S WHEN I CAME TO YOU
AND I SAID

902
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,270
TO YOU, "WHERE DID THIS
ALL COME FROM?"

903
00:35:06,266 --> 00:35:09,566
AND YOU SAID, "TAYLOR,
YOU WERE TELLING ME--"

904
00:35:09,567 --> 00:35:12,297
- I WASN'T TELLING YOU ANYTHING.
YOU WERE BAITING ME.

905
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:14,630
- I WASN'T BAITING.
- YOU WERE 100% BAITING ME.

906
00:35:14,633 --> 00:35:15,903
I WASN'T THERE.

907
00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:17,070
- ALL OF THE SUDDEN,

908
00:35:17,066 --> 00:35:19,066
I HEAR KIM AND TAYLOR
FIGHTING AGAIN.

909
00:35:19,066 --> 00:35:20,766
WHAT IS THIS? CONTAGIOUS?

910
00:35:20,767 --> 00:35:22,627
I SAW YOU--
- PLEASE.

911
00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:24,673
DO ME A FAVOR AND DON'T.

912
00:35:24,667 --> 00:35:26,467
[all arguing]

913
00:35:26,467 --> 00:35:28,797
- THIS IS ALL [bleep] TO ME,
OKAY?

914
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:34,400
- I FEEL LIKE THE DINNER TABLE
WAS JUST A SWIRLING TORNADO.

915
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,200
YOU NEED TO STAND UP
AND SAY, "STOP."

916
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,670
- WHY DON'T YOU STAND UP
AND SAY "STOP"?

917
00:35:39,667 --> 00:35:40,827
- I CAN'T STOP YOU,

918
00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:42,234
BECAUSE YOU'RE OFF
YOUR [bleep] ROCKER.

919
00:35:42,233 --> 00:35:43,973
- OH, REALLY?
- THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOU.

920
00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:45,297
- OH, THAT'S WHAT
I THINK ABOUT YOU.

921
00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:47,530
- OKAY, ENOUGH.
GIRLS, ENOUGH. ENOUGH.

922
00:35:47,533 --> 00:35:50,603
ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
ENOUGH. ENOUGH.

923
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,870
WE'RE NOT DOING THIS ANYMORE.

924
00:35:51,867 --> 00:35:53,997
I'M NOT HAVING THIS ANYMORE.
ENOUGH.

925
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,730
GET UP.

926
00:35:55,734 --> 00:36:00,374
THESE ARE NOT THE LADIES
THAT WE ARE. ENOUGH.

927
00:36:03,433 --> 00:36:04,773
- I DON'T GET IT.

928
00:36:04,767 --> 00:36:05,667
I'VE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM
LIKE THIS

929
00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:06,767
WITH A WOMAN IN MY LIFE.

930
00:36:06,767 --> 00:36:08,097
I DON'T GET IT.

931
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:10,370
- I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH YOU, KYLE.

932
00:36:10,367 --> 00:36:14,467
THAT'S THE WHOLE THING.
I--I JUST...

933
00:36:14,467 --> 00:36:17,297
WELL, AFTER NEW YORK,
I KIND OF FELT BAD.

934
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,530
YOU DID CALL ME
A DELUSIONAL BITCH.

935
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:26,070
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING ELSE
GOING ON WITH HER

936
00:36:26,066 --> 00:36:30,226
THAT MAYBE SHE DOESN'T EVEN
KNOW OR REALIZE.

937
00:36:30,233 --> 00:36:31,833
I HONESTLY THINK
IT'S JEALOUSY.

938
00:36:31,834 --> 00:36:33,874
I THINK THERE'S SOME KIND
OF JEALOUSY THERE.

939
00:36:33,867 --> 00:36:36,027
I MEAN, I HATE TO SAY THAT.
I HATE SAYING THAT.

940
00:36:36,033 --> 00:36:41,733
BUT I THINK THAT IT'S A BIG PART
OF THIS.

941
00:36:41,734 --> 00:36:43,534
CAMILLE, IF SOMEONE SAYS
TO YOU

942
00:36:43,533 --> 00:36:45,203
"IS KELSEY GOING WITH YOU
TO HAWAII?"

943
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,900
AND YOU SAY "NO"
AND THEN YOU HEAR

944
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:49,670
"WHO WANTS YOU WITHOUT KELSEY?"
THEN THAT'S DELUSIONAL.

945
00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:52,327
- THAT IS A [bleep] UP THING
TO SAY.

946
00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:54,473
THAT'S A [bleep] UP THING
TO SAY.

947
00:36:54,467 --> 00:36:56,167
- WE CAN'T GO
DOWN THAT ROAD AGAIN.

948
00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:58,326
- SHE'S CAN'T SAY
WHAT CAMILLE THOUGHT.

949
00:36:58,333 --> 00:37:00,603
SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT.
SHE'S NOT CAMILLE.

950
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,930
- I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU,
ALLISON.

951
00:37:01,934 --> 00:37:03,604
- OH, YOU ARE 'CAUSE YOU'RE
LOOKING AT ME.

952
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,100
- GET OVER IT. GO. WHATEVER.

953
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:07,230
SMOKE YOUR ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE
AND DRINK YOUR MARTINI.

954
00:37:07,233 --> 00:37:08,703
I'M TALKING TO CAMILLE.

955
00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:11,200
- YOU SAID THAT.
- NO. NO, YOU HEARD THAT.

956
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,300
YOU HEARD THAT.
- YOU SAID THAT.

957
00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:16,530
IF SHE SAYS YOU SAID THAT,
YOU SAID THAT.

958
00:37:16,533 --> 00:37:18,133
- OH, REALLY?

959
00:37:18,133 --> 00:37:20,103
- YOU SAVE YOUR STORIES
AND YOU TWEAK THEM.

960
00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:21,530
- NO YOU JUST LOST
ALL CREDIBILITY.

961
00:37:21,533 --> 00:37:23,073
- ALL RIGHT.
- ALL CREDIBILITY.

962
00:37:23,066 --> 00:37:25,266
- I COULD GIVE A [bleep]
WITH YOU, REALLY.

963
00:37:25,266 --> 00:37:26,796
- IT'S ONE THING FOR US
IF WE'RE DEALING

964
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:27,800
WITH A SITUATION.

965
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,130
- I COULD GIVE A [bleep].

966
00:37:29,133 --> 00:37:30,673
- YOU AS A PSYCHIC SAYS
"OH, YOU SAID THAT

967
00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:31,967
BECAUSE CAMILLE SAID SO."

968
00:37:31,967 --> 00:37:33,967
OH, THAT'S VERY PROFOUND.

969
00:37:33,967 --> 00:37:35,297
- YOU'RE NOTHING.
- YOU'RE DONE.

970
00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:37,370
- YOU'VE DONE NOTHING.
YOU'RE NOTHING.

971
00:37:37,367 --> 00:37:39,027
- ALLISON, THAT'S OKAY.
- YOU'VE DONE NOTHING.

972
00:37:39,033 --> 00:37:40,373
- OH, COME ON, ALLISON.
THAT'S ENOUGH.

973
00:37:40,367 --> 00:37:42,167
- YOU'VE DONE NOTHING.
- ALLISON, SHH.

974
00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:44,526
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S GO.

975
00:37:44,533 --> 00:37:46,903
- SUCH A BITCH.
- LET'S GO, GUYS.

976
00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:49,570
COME ON. COME ON. PLEASE.

977
00:37:49,567 --> 00:37:52,027
- MY DAD SAID, "LIVE LIFE LARGE
AND MAKE NO APOLOGIES

978
00:37:52,033 --> 00:37:53,303
FOR WHO YOU ARE."

979
00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:55,300
[bleep] THEM.
- ALLISON--

980
00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:57,000
- I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]
WHAT SHE THINKS ABOUT ME.

981
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,330
SHE CAN [bleep] OFF.

982
00:37:58,333 --> 00:38:01,633
I CAN--I CAN TELL YOU
WHEN SHE WILL DIE

983
00:38:01,633 --> 00:38:03,103
AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN
TO HER FAMILY.

984
00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:05,300
I LOVE THAT ABOUT ME.

985
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:08,100
- I--I'M REALLY UPSET
WITH THE WAY YOU--

986
00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:09,300
- NO, I'M UPSET WITH YOU.

987
00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:10,530
- I'M UPSET WITH YOU.

988
00:38:10,533 --> 00:38:11,603
TAYLOR AND I JUST--

989
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,870
WHEN THERE'S CONFLICT,

990
00:38:12,867 --> 00:38:14,467
JUST SEEM TO, LIKE,
LOOK AT EACH OTHER

991
00:38:14,467 --> 00:38:16,597
AND IT'S, LIKE, "MEOW."

992
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,600
- SHE'S STRESSING ME OUT
SO BADLY.

993
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,100
- ME TOO. THAT'S HOW IT STARTED
TONIGHT.

994
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:21,670
- UGH.

995
00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:25,627
- THANK YOU FOR HAVING US.
UM--OH, GOD.

996
00:38:25,633 --> 00:38:27,603
- WATCH--WATCH YOUR STEP.

997
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,970
- BUT SHE'S GOT TO FIGHT
WITH SOMEBODY.

998
00:38:28,967 --> 00:38:31,067
SO IT'S GONNA BE ME,
I GUESS.

999
00:38:31,066 --> 00:38:32,926
- WE ALREADY HAVE SOMETHING
GOING ON WITH CAMILLE.

1000
00:38:32,934 --> 00:38:35,204
AND THEN YOU GUYS START--
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.

1001
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,470
- SHE BROUGHT UP THE WORD
"INSECURE"

1002
00:38:36,467 --> 00:38:37,627
AND SHE SAID--

1003
00:38:37,633 --> 00:38:39,133
AND YOU SAID YOU BROUGHT IT UP
IN THE AIRPORT.

1004
00:38:39,133 --> 00:38:40,903
- IF I'M ALREADY HAVING
A PROBLEM WITH CAMILLE,

1005
00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:42,500
AND THERE'S ALREADY PROBLEMS
AND FIGHTING,

1006
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:43,630
WHY DO YOU BRING THAT UP?

1007
00:38:43,633 --> 00:38:44,633
- I DIDN'T BRING IT UP.

1008
00:38:44,633 --> 00:38:45,903
- IN NEW YORK, YOU DID.

1009
00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:47,070
- OH, MY GOD.

1010
00:38:47,066 --> 00:38:48,226
- WE'RE HAVING
A HORRIBLE NIGHT.

1011
00:38:48,233 --> 00:38:49,733
WE'RE HAVING
ALL THIS FIGHTING.

1012
00:38:49,734 --> 00:38:50,734
ALL OF THE SUDDEN,
YOU DECIDE

1013
00:38:50,734 --> 00:38:52,004
TO ATTACK TAYLOR OUT
OF THE BLUE.

1014
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,370
THIS IS JUST ADDING FUEL
TO THE FIRE.

1015
00:38:53,367 --> 00:38:54,827
PUT YOUR GASOLINE
AND MATCHES AWAY.

1016
00:38:54,834 --> 00:38:56,504
FLIPPIN' HAUNTED HOUSE
AT DISNEYLAND.

1017
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:57,670
I JUST WANT
TO GET OUT OF HERE.

1018
00:38:57,667 --> 00:38:58,997
I CANNOT DEAL
WITH THIS CRAP.

1019
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:04,300
- I MEAN, IT WAS A FEW CLOWNS
SHORT OF A CIRCUS.

1020
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:05,600
- COMING UP...

1021
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,400
- DO I HAVE ANY INTENTIONS
OF BEING THEIR FRIENDS?

1022
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,570
NO.
- THEIR FRIENDS?

1023
00:39:08,567 --> 00:39:10,367
THEY CAN'T EVEN
SPELL "FRIENDS."

1024
00:39:10,367 --> 00:39:12,197
SO THAT'D BE A NEGATIVE.

1025
00:39:16,834 --> 00:39:18,434
- KYLE'S A LITTLE BITCH.

1026
00:39:18,433 --> 00:39:19,903
SHE'S A LITTLE BITCH.
SHE IS.

1027
00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:21,000
SHE'S THE RINGLEADER.

1028
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,270
SHE'S ALL, "YAP, YAP,
YAP, YAP, YAP."

1029
00:39:22,266 --> 00:39:24,226
KYLE WAS EVERY GIRL
AT A HIGH SCHOOL

1030
00:39:24,233 --> 00:39:25,873
THAT MADE SOMEBODY KILL
THEMSELVES.

1031
00:39:25,867 --> 00:39:27,027
SHE'S THAT CHICK.

1032
00:39:27,033 --> 00:39:29,303
SHE'S THAT--
NO, SHE'S THAT GIRL

1033
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:33,200
THAT'S SO MEAN
AND PROFOUNDLY BANKRUPT--

1034
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,430
- YEAH, NO, I THINK
SHE'S MORALLY BANKRUPT.

1035
00:39:35,433 --> 00:39:36,903
- I ALMOST SHOVED THIS
UP HER [bleep] ASS

1036
00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:39,300
JUST TO PROVE A POINT.

1037
00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:42,300
EXCEPT I THINK SHE'D NEED
A BIGGER ONE THAN THIS

1038
00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:43,570
TO EVEN FEEL IT.

1039
00:39:43,567 --> 00:39:47,027
- OH.
- OH, YEAH, I WENT THERE.

1040
00:39:47,033 --> 00:39:50,033
- [laughs] YOU DON'T WANT
TO GO THERE ANYMORE.

1041
00:39:50,033 --> 00:39:53,433
- GIRL, BITCH IS A ONE-SYLLABLE
WORD FOR A REASON.

1042
00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:54,873
IT'S ALL THEY UNDERSTAND.

1043
00:39:54,867 --> 00:39:57,197
- YOU STARTED THIS!
- WHAT?

1044
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,570
- WAIT!
NOW SHE'S--

1045
00:39:58,567 --> 00:39:59,567
- NEW YORK WAS WORSE.

1046
00:39:59,567 --> 00:40:00,667
- LET ME JUST SAY THIS,
OKAY?

1047
00:40:00,667 --> 00:40:02,167
- YEAH.
- IT MAY SEEM LIKE A--

1048
00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:04,166
- THE SPRINKLER'S COMING ON.
- OH, [bleep].

1049
00:40:04,166 --> 00:40:06,266
- DID SHE TURN THEM ON?
DID SHE TURN THEM ON?

1050
00:40:06,266 --> 00:40:08,566
- THE PSYCHIC TURNED THEM ON.
[laughter]

1051
00:40:18,066 --> 00:40:20,396
- SO WEIRD.
THE WHOLE SITUATION.

1052
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,400
- IT WAS JUST A DISASTER.

1053
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,930
I ACTUALLY RIGHT NOW
DON'T KNOW

1054
00:40:24,934 --> 00:40:28,274
THAT THOSE TWO CAN EVER BE
IN THE SAME ROOM AGAIN.

1055
00:40:28,266 --> 00:40:30,326
- KYLE SET THAT UP

1056
00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:32,703
BECAUSE KYLE BROUGHT FAYE.

1057
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,530
- KYLE IS A CONSPIRATOR.
- YEAH, I NOTICED THAT TOO.

1058
00:40:35,533 --> 00:40:36,873
- KNOW THAT.

1059
00:40:36,867 --> 00:40:40,427
- SHE CAME INTO MY HOME
AND VERBALLY ASSAULTED ME.

1060
00:40:40,433 --> 00:40:43,103
UM, YOU KNOW,
FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON--

1061
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,470
YOU KNOW--HOW'S IT?

1062
00:40:44,467 --> 00:40:45,867
- WE'RE THE ONLY SANE PEOPLE
IN HERE.

1063
00:40:45,867 --> 00:40:48,067
YOU AND I NEED TO STICK
TOGETHER, OKAY?

1064
00:40:48,066 --> 00:40:49,796
- WE'RE GONNA RIDE IN ONE CAR
AND YOU CAN TAKE THIS CAR

1065
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,100
BECAUSE I CAN'T--
I DON'T WANT TO GO

1066
00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:52,200
OUT OF THE WAY
AND THIS AND THAT.

1067
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,430
I JUST WANT TO GET HOME NOW.

1068
00:40:53,433 --> 00:40:54,803
- OH, THAT'S GOOD,
ALL YOU RIDE TOGETHER

1069
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,100
AND TALK ABOUT--

1070
00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:57,830
- I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE
NEIGHBORS WITH CAMILLE.

1071
00:40:57,834 --> 00:40:59,104
- CAN I JUST SAY THIS?

1072
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:00,500
IF ANY OF THEIR CHILDREN
DISAPPEARED,

1073
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,270
THEY WOULDN'T BE, LIKE,
"YOU WERE WRONG."

1074
00:41:02,266 --> 00:41:04,126
THEY'D BE, LIKE,
"CAN YOU HELP--"

1075
00:41:04,133 --> 00:41:08,673
[bleep] THEM.

1076
00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:10,967
- I NEED A DRINK!

1077
00:41:13,834 --> 00:41:16,204
- THAT WAS HORRIFYING.
- HORRIBLE.

1078
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,400
- DID YOU NOT FEEL LIKE
YOU WERE IN THE HOUSE OF HORRORS

1079
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,330
BETWEEN THE PERSON
SERVING THE DRINKS--

1080
00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:22,903
AND "WOULD YOU LIKE
A DRINK?"--

1081
00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:25,070
TO THE GIRL WITH THE...
[sucking]

1082
00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:26,696
- AND THE BAD DECOR.

1083
00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:28,370
- WITH THE ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE.

1084
00:41:28,367 --> 00:41:32,497
- KYLE'S AN ANGRY BITCH.
SHE JUST IS.

1085
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:36,630
IT'S ALL SHE WILL BE.
KNOW THAT.

1086
00:41:36,633 --> 00:41:38,103
SHE ISN'T HAPPY WITH HER LIFE.

1087
00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:39,670
- I THINK YOU'RE MORE ON
TO HER PERSONAL LIFE

1088
00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:42,327
WITH HER HUSBAND
THAN SHE WANTS TO ACCEPT

1089
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,133
AND SHE WAS EVEN WILLING
TO ACCEPT IT.

1090
00:41:44,133 --> 00:41:45,733
- HE LOVES HIS NANNIES.
YOU CAN'T FAULT HIM.

1091
00:41:45,734 --> 00:41:47,904
SHE'S AN ICY BITCH.

1092
00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:51,730
- HE LOVES MORE
THAN HIS NANNIES.

1093
00:41:51,734 --> 00:41:53,234
- OH, YOU GUYS.

1094
00:41:53,233 --> 00:41:56,073
- I JUST--BUT--
[laughter]

1095
00:41:56,066 --> 00:41:58,766
HE LOVE WOMEN IN GENERAL.
LET'S JUST SAY THAT.

1096
00:41:58,767 --> 00:41:59,967
LET'S BE NICE.

1097
00:41:59,967 --> 00:42:01,697
I'M NOT SAYING
HE'S CHEATING ON HER.

1098
00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:04,030
- GIRL, I DIDN'T SAY
YOU SAID THAT AT ALL.

1099
00:42:04,033 --> 00:42:07,033
- I JUST KNOW THAT HE REALLY
LOVES WOMEN.

1100
00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:12,026
- THEY ALL LEFT
AND WENT IN ONE CAR

1101
00:42:12,033 --> 00:42:15,303
AND LEFT ME TO GO HOME
BY MYSELF.

1102
00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:17,530
[phone trilling]

1103
00:42:17,533 --> 00:42:20,803
- I MISSED THE PART OF...
- KIM.

1104
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,670
- WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT YOU
AND LISA.

1105
00:42:22,667 --> 00:42:27,067
[phone trilling]

1106
00:42:28,767 --> 00:42:30,927
- BOY, THEY ALL SURE
LOVE EACH OTHER, DON'T THEY?

1107
00:42:30,934 --> 00:42:33,274
- NO. IT'S BECAUSE IT'S EASY
TO PICK ON ME

1108
00:42:33,266 --> 00:42:34,696
BECAUSE I'M THE NICE GUY.

1109
00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:35,970
BUT IF I WAS OUT
OF THE SITUATION,

1110
00:42:35,967 --> 00:42:37,297
THEY WOULD TEAR
EACH OTHER APART.

1111
00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:38,770
[cell phone rings]

1112
00:42:38,767 --> 00:42:40,567
- WELL, THAT GIRL--
THAT WOMAN WAS VERY STRANGE.

1113
00:42:40,567 --> 00:42:42,897
- THAT ALLISON WAS DISGUSTING.
- SHE WAS VERY STRANGE.

1114
00:42:42,900 --> 00:42:44,800
- I FELT LIKE I WAS IN
THE HOUSE OF HORRORS.

1115
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,670
- BUT, HONESTLY,
I WOULD--I WOULD'VE THOUGHT

1116
00:42:46,667 --> 00:42:47,997
THEY WOULD'VE BEEN
A LOT CLASSIER.

1117
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,730
- THEM? YOU THOUGHT
THEY'D BE CLASSIER.

1118
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:51,974
- NO, I AGREE.
- NO, IT IS A SLIGHT AGAINST ME.

1119
00:42:51,967 --> 00:42:53,127
- I THOUGHT TAYLOR
WAS YOUR FRIEND.

1120
00:42:53,133 --> 00:42:54,633
BUT SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND.

1121
00:42:54,633 --> 00:42:55,933
- SHE'S A SACRIFICIAL LAMB.
THAT'S NOT OKAY.

1122
00:42:55,934 --> 00:42:57,534
- NO, SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND.

1123
00:42:57,533 --> 00:42:59,033
- WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE BEVERLY
HILLS HOTEL AND POLO LOUNGE?

1124
00:42:59,033 --> 00:43:00,773
- I DO!
- YOO-HOO!

1125
00:43:00,767 --> 00:43:03,367
[phone trilling]

1126
00:43:03,367 --> 00:43:04,767
- I WAS REALLY FRUSTRATED
WITH KIM

1127
00:43:04,767 --> 00:43:06,327
BECAUSE SHE DID NOT
HAVE MY BACK

1128
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:07,333
AND SHE KNEW THAT.

1129
00:43:07,333 --> 00:43:08,433
POLO LOUNGE.
- YES.

1130
00:43:08,433 --> 00:43:10,033
- POLO LOUNGE!

1131
00:43:10,033 --> 00:43:12,303
- DO I HAVE ANY INTENTIONS
OF BEING THEIR FRIENDS? NO.

1132
00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:13,470
- THEIR FRIENDS?

1133
00:43:13,467 --> 00:43:15,127
THEY CAN'T EVEN
SPELL "FRIENDS."

1134
00:43:15,133 --> 00:43:17,173
SO THAT'D BE A NEGATIVE.

1135
00:43:17,166 --> 00:43:19,096
- CAMILLE, SHE'S MEAN.

1136
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:20,800
SHE SEEMS SWEET,

1137
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,600
BUT SHE'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE
CHEERLEADERS IN HIGH SCHOOL

1138
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,170
THAT--RRR--
RIP YOUR--YEAH--YOUR HEART OUT.

1139
00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:27,926
[phone trilling]

1140
00:43:31,834 --> 00:43:35,234
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

1141
00:43:35,233 --> 00:43:37,233
[applause]

1142
00:43:41,233 --> 00:43:44,333
- UH-OH, WHAT'S GOING ON?

1143
00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:46,773
- THEN SHE SAID
"WE WON'T BE DOING BUSINESS

1144
00:43:46,767 --> 00:43:49,067
WITH YOUR HUSBAND ANYMORE."

1145
00:43:49,066 --> 00:43:50,096
[cheers]

1146
00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:52,030
- CHECK OUT THOSE GUNS.

1147
00:43:52,033 --> 00:43:55,003
- AH.

1148
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,400
- CAMILLE AND KYLE,

1149
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,070
I DON'T THINK
THERE'S A SMOOTH ROAD AHEAD.

1150
00:44:01,867 --> 00:44:03,467
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,

1151
00:44:03,467 --> 00:44:05,867
GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.

1152
00:44:08,867 --> 00:44:11,867
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