1 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:09,444 There's a killer on the loose, and I'm sitting here waiting 2 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:11,261 for this decomposed hand to lead me to him. 3 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,937 Ruby! 4 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,105 Ash: All roads to destroying this evil 5 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:25,359 lead right back to where it all began, the cabin. 6 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,110 Then let's go back there and end it all. 7 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:28,320 You can't go with me. 8 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:30,089 I've put your lives in too much danger already. 9 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:31,615 - Ash? - Lem... 10 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,968 I'm really getting my life together. Even joined a militia. 11 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,272 - Where's your camp? - I got him. 12 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,287 Don't do anything till I get there. 13 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,747 State police! 14 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:50,300 Aah! 15 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:51,635 - Come with us. - Where to? 16 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:53,387 To fight. Let's boogie. 17 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,669 I still don't know how I feel 18 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,504 about you guys coming to the cabin. 19 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:29,840 I guess if you're dead set on it... 20 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,633 Pablo: "Dead set"? 21 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,427 Let's say "live set." Keep it upbeat. 22 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,845 Exacfly. 23 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,990 We're not leaving a trail of blood and guts behind us. 24 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:39,391 We're keeping Michigan moist. 25 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:41,518 We're coming to this cabin with you. 26 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:42,769 We're basically family now. 27 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,187 I know. That's the problem. 28 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,857 Everyone I have feelings for dies there. 29 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:48,525 But you're adults. 30 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,861 We'll go see Lem, get some big-boy toys, 31 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,195 - go to the cabin. - Good. 32 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,673 Because anything's better than this. 33 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,199 Don't worry, Annie oakley. You'll get your gun. 34 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,535 I want a flamethrower. 35 00:01:58,702 --> 00:01:59,870 I'm serious! 36 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,705 I lost my parents, got possessed... 37 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,373 Flamethrower seems fair. 38 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,542 Yeah, well, you are pretty fiery. 39 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,544 Okay, listen, some friendly advice. 40 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,713 These militia types are a little twitchy. 41 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,548 Oh, I know these kind of people. 42 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,075 Paranoid rednecks who hit the woods 43 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:14,676 to play Rambo for the weekend. 44 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:15,886 Okay, now, easy. 45 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:17,697 We don't want another Ruby Ridge on our hands. 46 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:20,557 So just tuck that attitude right into your cleavage, 47 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:22,684 which I definitely have not ever noticed before. 48 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:25,729 Wow. 49 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,398 Man: Help. 50 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,235 Help! 51 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,071 Someone... 52 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,240 Someone... 53 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,412 Someone... 54 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,081 Holy shit. 55 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,591 - He's here. - Who's here? 56 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:57,594 Him. He tore the whole place apart. 57 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,012 Amanda: Okay, you're in shock. 58 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,639 We need to stop the blood flow. 59 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,727 - Please, just kill me. - Ash: Easy, pal. 60 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,080 We're not going to kill anybody. 61 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:10,941 - We'll get you all fixed up. - Okay, first things first. 62 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,275 Man: Get away from him! 63 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,842 He's one of those things, isn't he? He's one of those things! 64 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,631 Who the fuck are you guys 65 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,800 and why are you roaming around my camp? 66 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,760 First off, apologies. 67 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,470 I guess we caught you guys 68 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,556 at something of an inconvenient time. 69 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:45,016 We're just looking for Lem. He said he could help us out. 70 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,310 - You know Lem? - Oh, I know Lem. 71 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,980 Yeah, he's a good friend of mine. I just saw him at the diner. 72 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:52,649 - He invited us here. - I've met you before. 73 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,986 - Where you from? - Me? 74 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:57,821 Nowhere near here. 75 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,072 Fuck! 76 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,490 - Where is he? - The roof! 77 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,159 He's back! 78 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,828 Uh, who's "he"? 79 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,831 - Lem. - "Lem" Lem? 80 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:11,835 He got back to the camp about an hour ago. 81 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,212 At first I thought he was drinking again. 82 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:17,507 Then he started tearing people apart. 83 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:18,842 Oh, boy. 84 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,403 Man: His eyes were all white and crazy. 85 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,845 He looked like a fucking monster. 86 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:24,347 Of course he did. 87 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,683 Keep your weapons trained on the roof. 88 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,328 We got to get the hell out of here. 89 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,730 I wouldn't be roaming around anywhere if I were you. 90 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,148 What the hell do you know? 91 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:35,692 Let me dumb it down for you. 92 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:37,652 What's out there knows that you're alive, 93 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:40,572 and it wants you to be UN-alive. 94 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:48,580 I know exactly what we're dealing with. 95 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:51,082 Big brother put a virus in our air supply, 96 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,876 turned Lem into some sort of mummy! 97 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,212 - That's a new one. - Yeah, but we were ready for it. 98 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,547 Were you? Okay. Wow. 99 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,467 You guys are survivalists. Here's how you survive. 100 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,261 Give us our weapons back and get the fuck out of our way. 101 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,722 Lem: I'm going to get you. 102 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,724 Oh, why don't you come out, 103 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,935 you motherfucking piece of shit? 104 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:13,271 Come on! I'll kill you myself. 105 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,357 Probably not the best idea, kel. 106 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:22,906 Yeah. That's what I thought. 107 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,700 That's how I know you. You was at the lockup 108 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,410 when I was tossed in a few years ago. 109 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:28,745 She's a cop! 110 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:32,249 So who the fuck are you guys, really, huh? 111 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,585 Are you the government? 112 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,921 You were the last people to see Lem. 113 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,757 What are you, huh? 114 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,176 Checking in to see if your little experiment worked? 115 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,053 What did you do to him? You tell me! 116 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,805 - What did you do to Lem? - Back off. 117 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,057 - What did you say? - Man: Watch your six! 118 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:07,284 I would stay away from there if I were you. 119 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,286 Not looking for your input, tough guy. 120 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,425 See? 121 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,053 It's perf... 122 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:35,335 We need to get the fuck out of here. 123 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,571 You ain't going nowhere. 124 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,996 Man: Enjoy. 125 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,832 Maybe your old friend Lem will find you down there. 126 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,756 - Amanda: What was that? - Ash: You know what that was. 127 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,341 Man: There's two more we got to get! 128 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:05,759 Let's load up and go! 129 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,510 Man 130 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:09,763 - Shit. - Man: Yeah! 131 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,015 We got to figure out a way to get them out of there. 132 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,021 - Man: Over there! - Come on. Let's move. 133 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,522 - Shit. - Let's go. 134 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:20,815 Shh, shh. 135 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,359 Amanda: Whoa, watch it. 136 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,694 Ash: Hold on. I'm trying something here. 137 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,199 It works! 138 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,034 You think there's another exit door? 139 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:34,371 No, but I'll say yes just to keep hope alive. 140 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,373 Let's check it out. 141 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,550 Amanda: Oh. 142 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,886 A week ago I was having a burger with my partner, 143 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:53,056 and now everything is upside down. 144 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:56,059 Took me a long time to get my head around it, too. 145 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,703 But you're seeing the world as it really is, 146 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,229 so that's good. 147 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:00,563 Doesn't feel good. 148 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,566 Most people go through life thinking they're totally safe. 149 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,819 People like us, we know the truth. 150 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,070 Life is hard and dangerous, 151 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,714 and sometimes you just got to chop off 152 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,907 somebody's head to survive. 153 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,576 I guess. I guess that's true. 154 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,912 But, hey, this ain't so bad. 155 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,359 We get to spend some quality time 156 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:18,915 like you been dreaming about. 157 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,418 You think this is the right time for hitting on me? 158 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:24,087 There's no bad time. I'm old-school, baby. 159 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:25,422 Oh, you're old something. 160 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:35,432 Hey, I'm sorry I misread you. 161 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:36,878 The woman I was with, she told me 162 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,769 that she thought you were the one making those... 163 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,855 - Those things. - Who is this woman? 164 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,858 Her name was Ruby. 165 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,737 She was a lot like you, actually. 166 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:51,614 She spent her whole life fighting those freaks. 167 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,118 It finally caught up to her. 168 00:08:58,621 --> 00:08:59,706 Just a normal person 169 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:03,126 who got tangled up into something that was so much bigger. 170 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,213 Something beyond her control. 171 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:21,478 I will always be thankful she was honest with me. 172 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,483 She taught me there is more out there 173 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:27,817 than any of us realize. 174 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:30,820 What was that? 175 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,856 - Kelly: Fuck. - We'll be okay. 176 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,984 Man: Go, go! 177 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,711 Hello, ash. 178 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,213 Good to see you again. 179 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,215 Wish I could say the same, Lem. 180 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:36,553 You never wanted to drink with me, ash. 181 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:39,389 You said I was a bad drunk. 182 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,558 That I liked the firewater. 183 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,560 That was before I knew it was racist. 184 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,228 That was a long time ago. 185 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:49,566 Well, maybe you'll drink with me now. 186 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,133 What the hell was that? No big deal. 187 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,528 Just a little kerosene. 188 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:55,905 - Lem, don't... - Cheers. 189 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,699 Don't... Jesus! 190 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,745 I'm going to get you! 191 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:13,173 Where did you go? 192 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,637 Why'd you pick flamethrower so easily? 193 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,598 What? 194 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,600 Earlier you said you wanted a flamethrower, 195 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,268 just like that. 196 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:29,105 Man, it's like you know exactly who you are. 197 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,024 Are you having a meltdown? 198 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,776 What? No. 199 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,112 I'm... it's just... 200 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,532 Who am I? 201 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,786 Who are you? 202 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:47,790 You are a good friend. Someone who makes cool... 203 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,792 What? No. 204 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,795 What I'm asking is, am I, like, an axe guy 205 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,798 or somebody who uses a crossbow? 206 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,592 Maybe I'm a taser kind of guy. 207 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:01,304 Or, I don't know, a rusty chain? 208 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,475 You know, I used a gun at the diner. 209 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:06,809 Felt kind of small. 210 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,311 You know what? 211 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,146 I'm glad that being trapped in the woods, 212 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,482 hunted by an insane militia 213 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,609 made you ask the big life questions. 214 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,460 Yeah, me, too. 215 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,033 Shh, shh. 216 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,832 I wish I had my rusty chain, yo. 217 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,835 No. Keep trying. 218 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:35,713 - Damn. - Lem: Ash! 219 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,679 Ash! 220 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,017 Man: Meet you by the crick. 221 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:52,021 Look, they separated. That's good, that's good. 222 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:55,358 Hey, all we need is one gun. 223 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:05,201 Ash, the more you hide, 224 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,870 the more I'll make you suffer! 225 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,415 So go on and hide! 226 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,053 I got one! 227 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,139 Shit! 228 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:29,726 - Man: Come on. - No, please. 229 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,186 Come on, come here. 230 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,731 Gotcha! 231 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,031 Nice try. 232 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,758 Fuck. 233 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,443 Get in the back. 234 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,056 I'm going to get you pregnant later. 235 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,120 Won't your sister be jealous of us? 236 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,125 Uncle Sam will never outsmart 237 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,127 a couple of deep woods Michigan boys. 238 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,671 We're not with uncle Sam, you fucking knob. 239 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:41,923 We're on the same side. 240 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,385 - Save your lies, Hillary. - Pablo: Hey! You fucking moron. 241 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,262 This has nothing to do with the government. 242 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,431 There is something evil out there! 243 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,950 Oh, I know all about the evil out there. 244 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,310 It's not the government! 245 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,187 Lance? 246 00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:58,898 It's me! 247 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,943 Oh, my god! 248 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,492 Shit. 249 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,994 What the fuck? 250 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,705 Shit. 251 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,874 Pablo. 252 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,419 Pablo, do something! 253 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:23,673 Pablo! 254 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,638 We're out of time! 255 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,056 Pablo, go! 256 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,937 Aah! 257 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,480 Hang on! Shit. 258 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,276 Fuck! 259 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,027 Here we go! 260 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,825 One... 261 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,953 Two, three! 262 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,796 Hey. Nice driving. 263 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,717 Thanks. 264 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,386 So, maybe... 265 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,222 I'm a pickup truck kind of guy. 266 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,391 Yeah, maybe. 267 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,188 Hello, handsome. 268 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,025 Okay. 269 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,234 So what's the plan? 270 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,279 You're going to get that guy's gas mask. 271 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,948 We're going to ambush these Hicks and save ash. 272 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,910 - Um, that mask? - Yeah, it's the only one around. 273 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,497 Uh... Do you really think I need one? 274 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,103 In order for this plan to work, yeah. 275 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,292 Because you need to be in disguise. 276 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,795 Look, I'll clean the blood off with my shirt, okay? 277 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,757 Yeah, no, no. I got this. 278 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,261 I got this. 279 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,096 Hey. 280 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,269 He gone. 281 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,605 All right, just pull it off. Come on. 282 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:06,275 Look, it's a process, okay? I'm getting there. 283 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,528 Jeez. You know, I've been through a lot. 284 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,326 Oh, shit! Fuck! 285 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,036 Kelly! Oh, Kelly! 286 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,163 No! Aah! 287 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,040 No! Aah! 288 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,667 - Aah! - Pablo! 289 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,168 Duck! 290 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,131 Holy shit! Don't shoot me, please! 291 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,633 It's not my fault! 292 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,933 Whose fault is it? 293 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,645 It's the gun's fault. 294 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,231 These things are dangerous. 295 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,070 Ha. 296 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,322 Shit. 297 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,706 Kelly: Pablo! 298 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,669 You're good to grab that mask now. 299 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,019 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 300 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,855 Hey, you see what I see? 301 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,356 Daylight. 302 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,863 - Crap. - Shit. 303 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,699 Wait a minute. Propane. 304 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,200 We'll just blow the asshole up. 305 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,621 No, we won't. 306 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,332 I've got an idea. 307 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,018 But you're going to have to follow my lead. 308 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,710 I like a lady who takes charge. 309 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,048 Help! Help! 310 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,550 - That's your idea? - Trust me. 311 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:59,055 Lem! I can't take it! Help me! 312 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,723 Help me, please! 313 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,851 Glue: Ash! 314 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:07,480 I'm coming to get you! 315 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,573 What happened? Where the hell is everybody? 316 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,102 - Right here, asshole. - Man: What? 317 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,662 - Man - Man 318 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:26,082 One false move, and I will second amendment 319 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,334 your brains all over this truck. 320 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,593 Ffiends. 321 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,187 Let's party. 322 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,533 Lem: My brain! 323 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,328 Good news, Lem. You won't even know it's gone. 324 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,666 Diesel. Oh, shit. 325 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,342 Nah, nah, nah, nah! 326 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:19,719 Strike! 327 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,015 Ruff! 328 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,984 Shit's about to get real. 329 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,831 Safety last. 330 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,379 Well, that was fun. 331 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,965 We should get handcuffed together more often. 332 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,800 You wouldn't even know what to do with me. 333 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,010 Oh, honey bunny, 334 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,512 I would destroy you in the best possible way. 335 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,847 Mmm. 336 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,324 You know, I was going to take that propane 337 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,683 and blow the doors off, 338 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,519 but I'll happily blow your doors off first. 339 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,021 Really? 340 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,695 Pablo: Ash! Fisher! 341 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,324 Kelly: Are you alive in there? 342 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:26,076 - Rain check. - Oh. 343 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,415 Man: Shit. 344 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,291 Looks like you guys already 345 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,755 went shopping for the good stuff. 346 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,715 Yeah, fuck a flamethrower. 347 00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,717 This guy has got girth. 348 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,719 Oh, yeah. 349 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:46,388 I think I found my own boomstick. 350 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:56,649 - Jesus, Pablo. - Shit. My bad. 351 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,567 Uh, yeah. You know what? 352 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,237 I think a gun might be better. 353 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:04,782 Looks good on you. 354 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,749 Save those cuffs, baby. We'll use them later. 355 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,501 It never turns off with you, does it? 356 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,254 Babycakes, I don't know how to turn it off. 357 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,423 Help! Help! 358 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:22,758 Jesus, fucking mother... 359 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,385 Help! Help us! 360 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,846 Help! Help! 361 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,557 Help! Help! 362 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:47,366 See? In this war, everybody's on the same side. 363 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,452 Hey, go ahead and cut yourself free. 364 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,454 I'd get as far away from here as possible. 365 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,457 So, we hitting this cabin or what? 366 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:56,959 'Cause I'm ready to kick some ass. 367 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,210 Yeah, me, too. 368 00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,604 I feel like we're ready for anything. 369 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:00,963 Hey. 370 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,800 Just so you know, 371 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:08,804 each of you has a very special place in my heart. 372 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,973 Good job staying alive. 373 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,308 Keep it up. 374 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,644 Amen. 375 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,981 Aww, someone inhaled too much kerosene. 376 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,400 Now, come on! 377 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,819 We've got some deadites to mow down. 378 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:31,660 So, where's this big bad cabin at anyway, ash? 379 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:34,330 Ash? 380 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,834 Where'd he go? 381 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,169 Ash? 382 00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,838 Hello! 383 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:44,673 Jefe? 384 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,682 J' wind me up I 385 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,359 J' time has come today I 386 00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:07,363 j“ young hearts can go their way I 387 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:11,200 I can't put it off another day I 388 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,037 j' I don't care what others say I 389 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:19,208 I they say we don't listen anyway I 390 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,711 j' time has come today I 391 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:25,297 j'heyj' 392 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,550 j'heyj' 393 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,886 I now the time has come I 394 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:35,557 - j' time I - j' nowhere to run I 395 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,352 - j' time I - j' I might get burned up by the sun I 396 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,229 -j'butlj' -j'timej' 397 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:44,066 j' I will have me some fun, fun, fun, fun I 398 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:46,402 j' I've been loved and pushed aside I 399 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:47,653 j' time I 400 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,239 j' I've been crushed by tumbling tide j“ 401 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:51,448 j' time I 402 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:55,077 I my soul has been psychedelicized j' 403 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:57,746 I my time machine has come alive I 404 00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:01,417 - j' time I - I now the time has come I 405 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:05,087 - j“ time I - j' there are things to realize I 406 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:08,257 - j“ time I - I my time has come today I 407 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:09,508 -j'yeah j' -j' time I 408 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,260 j' time to spend the day I 409 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:13,762 j' time I 410 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:18,267 j' time I 411 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,979 j' ha ha ha ha. 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