1 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:05,170 [jazz music playing] 2 00:00:05,296 --> 00:00:07,548 ♪♪ 3 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,222 - Did she find the dog? 4 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,141 - Yeah, I saw her find the dog. 5 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:18,017 - What did she do? 6 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,019 She must have freaked out, right? 7 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:23,647 - She started running around screaming and yelling, 8 00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:25,149 freaking out. 9 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:28,318 Then she laid down and started giving the dog mouth to mouth. 10 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:29,737 - Disgusting. 11 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:30,779 - It is disgusting. 12 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:32,614 who would do such a thing like that? 13 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,992 - You must have really hated that dog. 14 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:37,327 - No, the dog was great. I loved that dog. 15 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,829 - You loved the dog? 16 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:39,621 - Yeah. 17 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,373 - Then why did you poison it? 18 00:00:41,499 --> 00:00:42,958 - Because I hated her. 19 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:46,253 - Cruelty to animals is one of the lowest things you can do. 20 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:47,629 You're a scumbag. 21 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,006 - what are you talking about? 22 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:51,467 You asked me for the story, I'm telling you the story. 23 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,260 - Well I'm sorry I asked. 24 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,471 I hope someone poisons you, Ted. 25 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:58,057 I really do. 26 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:01,018 I think about the human race. 27 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:04,480 I think about the end of the world. 28 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,357 I wonder about it. 29 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:09,526 Are we worth saving? 30 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:12,988 What kind of person poisons his ex-girlfriend's dog 31 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:15,991 to get revenge? 32 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,869 How can you forgive someone for something like that? 33 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:22,081 Can you forgive them? I don't know, 34 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,874 it's hard to have faith in the human race 35 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:28,045 when there are people like Ted walking the Earth. 36 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:32,382 You're listening to Stevie Bricks Show 37 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,551 and this is Stevie Bricks 38 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:36,512 and I thank you if you're tuning in tonight. 39 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,472 It's Tell-all Tuesday 40 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:44,061 and I want to know the worst thing you've ever done. 41 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,313 Maybe you're a high school teacher 42 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:48,524 and you've had sex with a student. 43 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,567 Maybe you're an ex-Nazi 44 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:53,237 and you worked in a concentration camp. 45 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:59,243 Or maybe you worked at the World Bank or TMZ. 46 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:04,248 Whatever it is, this is a chance for you to tell your story. 47 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,917 Ron from New York, you're on the air. 48 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:08,627 What's the worst thing you've ever done? 49 00:02:08,753 --> 00:02:10,295 - I can't believe I'm talking to Stevie Bricks. 50 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:12,089 - Man, I love your show. - Thanks. 51 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,257 - I listen to you all the time, man. 52 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,092 - All the time. - Ron, you flatter me. 53 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,803 - What's the worst thing you've ever done? 54 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,389 - Well, I've never told anyone this story. 55 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:23,100 - Okay, well let's hear it. 56 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:25,602 - It was a long time ago. It was in college, actually. 57 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:27,479 - Mm-hmm. What happened? 58 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:29,439 Did you take advantage of someone? 59 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,607 - No, like a girl? 60 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:32,025 I would never do anything like that. 61 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:32,860 I'm not that kind of guy. 62 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:36,738 - Well, what did you do, Ron? 63 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,283 Hmm? 64 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,242 You there? 65 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:42,953 - I'm sorry, man. I'm just nervous. 66 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:46,248 I've been carrying this story with me for a long time. 67 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:48,584 Tonight's the night I finally share it with the world. 68 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,586 Here it goes, 69 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,212 the worst thing I've ever done. 70 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:54,798 - I cut off a man's-- - Ron, we got to go. we're late. 71 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:55,966 - I'm on the phone. 72 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:57,801 - who are you talking to? - It doesn't matter. 73 00:02:57,927 --> 00:02:59,887 - Honey, we got to go. We're already late. - It's okay. 74 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,805 - Ron, you there? 75 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:03,724 - Yeah, we are just dealing with something. 76 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,851 I'm dealing with my wife actually, so it's fine. 77 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,227 - Hurry. We have to wrap this up now. - Okay, okay. 78 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:09,730 - Who is it? Who are you talking to? - It doesn't matter. 79 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,064 - I just don't want to lose the table 80 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,649 because we all have to sit at the same time. 81 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:15,235 - Okay, it looks like Ron is in the middle of some sort of 82 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:16,403 domestic dispute. 83 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:17,362 - Will you give me a second, please? 84 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:18,906 - We can't sit down until all of us are there. 85 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:19,865 - Can, you just give me a second? 86 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:22,868 - Ron, this is live radio. I don't have a second. 87 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,369 - No, no it's fine. It's all taken care of, 88 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:26,163 because I'm going to tell you the story right now. 89 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,497 - I'll give you 30 seconds. 90 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,333 - Uh-huh. Some other time, Ron. 91 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,709 - Hello? - 29, 28 92 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:34,379 - Hello? - 27, 26... 93 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:35,672 - He hung up. 94 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:37,174 - Who were you talking to? 95 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,051 - Stevie Bricks. 96 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,511 - Stevie Bricks, the radio guy? 97 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:42,262 - Yeah. 98 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:45,015 - Ron, he's totally obnoxious. Come on, let's go. 99 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,433 - How are you already ready to go? 100 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:49,353 You take forever to get ready. 101 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:52,022 - Are you really wearing that shirt? 102 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:54,024 - What's wrong with this shirt? 103 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,235 - You look like a Mexican Ken Doll. 104 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,736 I don't like you listening to that show. 105 00:03:57,862 --> 00:04:00,572 - I'm not a 1 2-year-old, okay. I can listen to whatever I want. 106 00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:02,282 Besides, I don't give you a hard time about watching that 107 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:04,701 prison show you love so much. 108 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:06,703 - Yeah, but why would you call in? 109 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:08,372 - Can you slow down a little bit? 110 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,873 - Ron, no. We're running late. 111 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:11,541 - You're power walking it feels like 112 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,919 - and my feet are hurting. - I'm not power walking. 113 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,629 - Seriously, just slow down a little bit. 114 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,714 - You know what, you really need to get in shape. 115 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:18,924 A lot of fat around the mid-section 116 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:19,800 is a sign of heart disease. 117 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,969 - I'm fine, okay? 118 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,804 - You know what my mom wants to get you for Christmas? 119 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,807 - What? - A defibrillator. 120 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:30,227 - Okay, then get pesto, you can get anything you want. 121 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:31,895 - We can share something. 122 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:33,397 - Okay, all right. 123 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,732 - You are so beautiful. Isn't my wife... 124 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:38,735 Isn't she the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? 125 00:04:38,861 --> 00:04:40,279 - She really is. - Really. 126 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,238 - Yeah, beautiful. 127 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:44,074 - You like to make me blush. - Gorgeous. 128 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,909 - Nicki, you look beautiful as well. 129 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:48,578 - Oh, thank you. 130 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,080 - Ron, doesn't Nicki look beautiful tonight? 131 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:51,248 - She looks great, okay. 132 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:52,916 I don't need confirmation that she's looks beautiful. 133 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:54,960 I know she's beautiful. You look beautiful too. 134 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,920 Everybody here looks really great. 135 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:57,963 That's terrific. 136 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,673 Now can you guys just stop doing what you're doing 137 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:03,760 because I don't even want to eat dinner because... 138 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:05,762 - Ron's not one to give compliments much. 139 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:09,474 Actually, he doesn't really say, "I love you." 140 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,435 - Well, sometimes. - What's the matter with you? 141 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:13,979 - I just don't feel like you have to say it all the time. 142 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:16,648 You know, before you go to bed, before you go to work, 143 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:18,442 before you go to the bathroom. 144 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,444 There's something about it that reeks of desperation. 145 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,362 Constantly, "I love you, I love you, 146 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:23,030 I love you." 147 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,115 - Exactly what you guys are doing right now. - No. 148 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,950 - I'm not questioning your love for each other. - I love you. 149 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:28,368 - I'm just saying there's something about it 150 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:30,620 that's slightly pathetically sad. 151 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,331 And desperate. 152 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,624 - You should try it. You should try it, Ron. 153 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,543 - It feels good. - Yeah, It just feels good. 154 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:37,294 - She knows I love her. 155 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,628 I don't have to tell her she's beautiful 156 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,547 to confirm that I love her. 157 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:44,134 - It's just a reminder that you can give love and receive love 158 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,636 and it just feels so good inside when you say it. 159 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:47,596 Just try it. 160 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,681 - We give and receive love once a month, at least. 161 00:05:49,807 --> 00:05:51,808 - It's nice to hear sometimes. 162 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:52,976 I'm just letting you know that. 163 00:05:53,102 --> 00:05:54,353 I'm fine, it's nice to hear sometimes. 164 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,687 - Listen to your woman. 165 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:57,147 - How are we doing over here, guys? 166 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,482 - Good, good. - Great! 167 00:05:58,608 --> 00:05:59,941 - Are you ready to order? - Yeah! 168 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,360 - You got any questions about the menu? 169 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,819 - Um. - Um. 170 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:05,989 - I know what I want, spaghetti and meatballs. 171 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:08,492 - I think it was based on her biography. 172 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,494 - Yeah, she went to prison for like a year and a half 173 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:11,661 for embezzlement or something. 174 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:12,204 - That's right. 175 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:14,873 - I wonder if she regrets it. - I can't imagine she would. 176 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:17,376 She got a biography and a hit TV show out of it. 177 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,044 It's the best thing that ever happened to her. 178 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:21,296 - I don't know if I'd trade 1 8 months of my life 179 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:23,965 for a career in film and television. 180 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:25,801 - Well, she probably saw it as an opportunity 181 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:28,845 to capitalize off of a unique life experience. 182 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:30,347 - I can't believe we're sitting around talking about 183 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,182 a television show about women in prison. 184 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:34,017 We're all adults, we should be talking about something 185 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:37,312 sophisticated, like literature, or books or something like that. 186 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:38,688 - It's based on a book. 187 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,525 - This is a worthy conversation. It's culture. - Yeah. 188 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:42,984 - But I'm just sick of hearing 189 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:46,196 that we're in the Golden Age of television, okay? 190 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:47,823 It's still just a big distraction. 191 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:50,200 It doesn't compare to reading. 192 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:51,868 - This coming from the man who listens to 193 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:53,537 the Stevie Bricks Show. 194 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,080 - Who listens to Stevie Bricks? - What? 195 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,331 - This fucking guy does. 196 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:57,541 - No. 197 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:58,875 - He's the worst. 198 00:06:59,001 --> 00:07:00,544 - You listen to Stevie Bricks? 199 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,711 - He's sexist. 200 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,089 - Hey, look at it this way. If it wasn't for sexist people, 201 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:05,715 feminism wouldn't have a cause. 202 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:06,883 - You know, I... 203 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:09,553 - Actually, tonight he was calling into the show. 204 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:10,679 That's why we were late. 205 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:11,721 - You call in? - Yeah. 206 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:12,931 - It's the first time I called in. 207 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:14,891 - You're as low-brow as they get. 208 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:16,893 - Stevie Bricks is not low-brow, okay? 209 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:18,395 He's an anthropologist. 210 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:21,773 - He has people call in to break wind on air. 211 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:23,233 Did you call in to do that? 212 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:26,445 - I would never air my air on air. 213 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:27,571 I mean, I would never do that. 214 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,614 - Why did you call? - He doesn't do that anymore, by the way. 215 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:30,907 - He's more sophisticated than that. 216 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:34,035 - So, why did you call in? - Yeah, why did you call in? 217 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:37,247 - All right, once a week he has this segment 218 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:39,082 called Tell-all Tuesday, 219 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:42,919 where callers call in and they tell a story. 220 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:44,880 They tell the worst thing they've ever done. 221 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,089 So I was calling in 222 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:48,717 to talk about the worst thing I've ever done. 223 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:49,759 - Which was? 224 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:50,886 - What's the worst thing you've ever done? 225 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:53,472 - Yeah, what's the worst thing you've ever done? - I don't want to talk about it. 226 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,891 - You were going to tell all of New York. - Yeah. 227 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,434 - The moment is gone though. 228 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,269 - No, no, no, the moment's not gone. 229 00:07:59,395 --> 00:08:00,479 The moment is now. 230 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:01,271 What did you do? 231 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:02,939 - Tell us. Do you know this story? 232 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:03,815 - I have no idea. 233 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:05,442 I mean, he's done some really shitty things, 234 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:08,612 so I would love to know what the worst thing is. 235 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,405 - Tell us. 236 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,157 - I cut a guy's fingers off. 237 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,492 - What? - Bullshit. 238 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:14,826 - No, it's true. I did. - Bullshit. 239 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:15,744 - No, you didn't. 240 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,913 - I was at a frat party in college, 241 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:20,123 partying and drinking. 242 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:21,333 I had to go to the bathroom, 243 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,960 so, I was waiting in line to go to the bathroom. 244 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:25,795 There's a girl standing there, she's cute 245 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,797 and I start talking to her. I start flirting. 246 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,132 I start making her laugh, 247 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:31,259 because I've had a few drinks and got a lot of bravado. 248 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:33,803 I'm very charming, you know, when I'm drunk. 249 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,639 So we're talking, having a good time, 250 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:36,932 we're laughing. 251 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,808 This is all in the span of a few minutes. 252 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:42,312 Then, out of the blue, this big dude comes out of the bathroom 253 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:43,813 and he sees me talking to this girl. 254 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,315 Obviously it's his girlfriend. 255 00:08:45,441 --> 00:08:46,942 And he slams me up against the wall, 256 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,653 and he says, "What the fuck are you doing talking to my girl?" 257 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,821 - It's his girlfriend? - Apparently, it's his girlfriend. 258 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,156 - What were you saying to her? 259 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:54,824 - Nothing, I don't remember. 260 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,660 - People get jealous, you know...college guys. 261 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,495 - I'm just flirting with her like people do at parties. 262 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,664 It was a long time ago. I was drunk and stoned. 263 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,832 I wasn't saying anything crude or untoward. 264 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:03,792 - So he's got you, right? 265 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,627 He's throttling you and then what? 266 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:06,795 - He's not throttling me. 267 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:09,089 - He's smacking you around like a little bitch. 268 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,340 - No, he's not slapping me around like a little bitch, 269 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:11,591 but he's pushing me up against the wall 270 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:12,801 and he's screaming at me. 271 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,844 - He's actually assaulting me. - Right. 272 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,180 - So, I don't take shit like that from anybody. 273 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:19,182 I may be a small guy, but if people fuck with me, 274 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:21,810 I'll fuck shit up if I get provoked. 275 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:24,187 - Okay, just tell us the story. - Anyway, Rambo. 276 00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:26,314 - So I just react 277 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:30,193 and I just shove the guy as hard as I can 278 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:31,444 and he topples right over. 279 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,280 I wrestled in high school. I'm a strong motherfucker. 280 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,698 I can get people off balance, right. 281 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,033 So the guy's on the floor, and he's writhing around 282 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:38,201 and he's trying to get up. 283 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:41,037 And he stands up and he's really pissed off now, 284 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:44,165 - because I've humiliated him in front of all these people. - Good, good. 285 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,167 - He deserved it, right? - Yeah, he deserved it. 286 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,836 - I hate punks like that. - I do too 287 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:52,507 - but, he stands up and he's really pissed off now. 288 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:55,135 So I'm a little scared, not because I'm a pussy, 289 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,220 but this is seriously some fucked up shit. 290 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:58,972 So, he starts coming after me 291 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:02,726 and he charges me with his hands out like this 292 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,395 and my fight or flight response takes hold. 293 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:08,565 So I just slam the bathroom door and I run. 294 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,233 I just run like hell. 295 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:13,528 But the thing is, this bathroom door is really heavy. 296 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:15,739 It's like one of these big industrial bathroom doors, 297 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,199 so when it slams, and I slam it shut, 298 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,660 it slams really hard. It's like "wham!" 299 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,746 You know, really, really hard. 300 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:26,207 And I start running but then I hear all this screaming 301 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,751 and yelling, like, "Oh my God!" 302 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,003 It's pandemonium, complete pandemonium. 303 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:33,757 And I look up and this frat guy is back on me again 304 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,592 and he's like, "Look what you did to me! 305 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,552 Look what you did to me, mother fucker!" 306 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:40,096 - And there's blood everywhere. - Oh my God. 307 00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:41,014 This is all kind of a blur. 308 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,724 Again, because, you know, I'm a little bit stoned and inebriated. 309 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,059 But I'll never forget this. 310 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,935 There's blood all over my sweater, 311 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,395 blood all over the walls. 312 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:49,731 He says, "Look what you did to me!" 313 00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:51,107 And I look up 314 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,610 and two of his fingers are missing. 315 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:57,197 They're cut off and there's blood just gushing everywhere. 316 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,199 Again, this is a frenzy. It's out of control. 317 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,784 - It's complete bedlam. - I can't believe you didn't tell me this. 318 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,118 - The door cut his fingers off? 319 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:04,120 - The door cut his fucking fingers off. - Really? 320 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:07,332 - Is it a heavy, heavy door? It could have done that? 321 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,918 - It wasn't like they were dangling or mangled. 322 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,337 - They were clean cut. - Off? Off? 323 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,339 - Off. - And then what happened? 324 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,965 - So everybody's freaking out. 325 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,133 People are freaking out. I'm freaking out. 326 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:20,136 The guy's freaking out. And I just run, I run like hell. 327 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:22,472 I run out of the frat house. I run across campus. 328 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:23,640 I get to my dorm room 329 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,434 and I pretty much hide in the dorm room until the next day. 330 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,311 - Did you get into trouble? 331 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:29,312 - No, I didn't get into trouble. 332 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,689 - They didn't have cell phones back then 333 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:31,981 so no one took a photo. 334 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,441 - No one saw you. No one fingered you? 335 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:36,319 - People saw me, but they didn't know who we were. 336 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,196 We used to go to these frat parties, my friend and I. 337 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,864 We would bounce around frat court. 338 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:42,117 We would go from one frat party to next frat party, 339 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,285 - drinking their beer, fucking their women. - Right, sure. 340 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,578 - Oh, come on. 341 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:49,791 - That's the way you do, or the way one does. - You guys... 342 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,085 - Anyway, that's the worst thing I ever did. 343 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,169 I cut a guys fingers off. 344 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:55,755 - Did you ever wonder whatever happened to that guy? 345 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,508 - I wouldn't know that guy if I saw him today. 346 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:00,385 - You don't think that's hanging over your head. 347 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:02,595 The guy's somewhere standing nearby. 348 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,639 - It could be this guy right here and I wouldn't even know. 349 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:05,390 You know? 350 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:06,850 - How are you guys doing? 351 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,519 - Good. - Good, a little nauseated. 352 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:11,271 - Anybody want dessert? 353 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,481 - Yes, I'll have the Tiramisu. - No! 354 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,859 - Oh, this is so good. - Why didn't you guys just get your own? 355 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,027 - I just wanted a bite. - We could have gotten extra. 356 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,529 - You don't need the extra calories, Ron. 357 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,614 - Take your time, whenever you guys are ready. - Thank you. 358 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,699 - Thank you. 359 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,200 - No, no we got this. - Yeah. 360 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,034 - This is our turn. - Are you sure? 361 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,369 - You guys paid last time. 362 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,579 - Did we? - Yeah. 363 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,456 - Yeah, it's definitely our turn. 364 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,207 - I mean, this place is more expensive than the last place, 365 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,959 but that's fine. 366 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,344 - Goodnight, babe. 367 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,726 Oh sweetheart, I'm really stuffed. 368 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,687 That food was so rich. 369 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:59,861 - You want to fool around a little bit? 370 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,947 - I'm really tired, honey. 371 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:05,867 I had a fucking long day. 372 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:08,244 - Fine. 373 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,290 - Hey. - Yeah. 374 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,416 - I love you. 375 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,919 - I love you too. 376 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,013 - Les? 377 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,431 - Huh? 378 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:32,393 - What's the worst thing you've ever done? 379 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,567 - I need to tell you something. - Huh, what? 380 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,277 - I love you. 381 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,531 - Huh? - I love you. 382 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,075 - Hey look at me for a second. - What? 383 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,536 - I love you. - I know. 384 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,288 - No, I mean, I really, really love you. 385 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:55,834 You're the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life. 386 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,254 If I believed in God, I would thank him or her, 387 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:03,800 everyday, that he made you just stupid enough to marry me. 388 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,134 - Thanks. 389 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,428 - Thank you for making her so stupid. 390 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,972 I don't know what I would do without you. 391 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,431 - You're very sweet. 392 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,976 - We should make a baby. 393 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,061 - No. 394 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,896 - What the fuck?! 395 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,690 - That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard 396 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:19,858 in my entire life. 397 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,110 - You asked me and I told you. 398 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,445 Why the fuck did you ask me if you didn't want to hear it? 399 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,447 - You peed on a puppy? 400 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,866 An innocent puppy? 401 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,200 - It was in fucking high school. 402 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:30,535 It was ages ago. 403 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:31,369 - So let me get this straight. 404 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,371 You're with your punk ass high school friends 405 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:36,040 and you're walking in the woods and you see a stray puppy, 406 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,919 so you pull out your cocks and you piss all over it? 407 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,921 - That's what you did? - I'm not proud of it. 408 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:42,922 - I'm going to be sick. 409 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,424 - Why are you getting so upset? 410 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,384 You're acting like we ripped it open and ate it. 411 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,052 - I just wish you never would have told me. 412 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,596 I can't handle things like this. 413 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,264 You know I obsess over things. 414 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,892 - Fine, can we start over now? 415 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,393 The worst thing I ever did? 416 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:57,562 I stole a pair of running shoes, okay? 417 00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:02,233 - What was it doing when you were pissing all over it? 418 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:04,903 - There were three of us, okay? 419 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,779 It would run one way, I would spray it with pee. 420 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:07,488 It would run the other way, 421 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,907 another guy would spray it with pee. 422 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,241 - We had it running around in circles. - Oh my God. 423 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,910 - I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be so sick. 424 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,078 - You know, when we first met and we were experimenting, 425 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,830 we use to give each other Golden Showers, 426 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:16,748 remember that? 427 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,416 - That was consensual. 428 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:19,959 - Okay, the next time I pee on a puppy, 429 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,753 I'll get it's consent, alright? 430 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:22,921 - When I was in college, 431 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,589 I used to be an animal rights activist. 432 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:28,343 I used to throw buckets of paint on people who wore fur coats. 433 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,470 - That's a fantastic way to solve a problem, 434 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,096 just throw a bucket of paint on it. 435 00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:33,598 Who thought of that? It's genius. 436 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,266 - Its better than a bucket of piss. 437 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:38,269 - Fine, shut the light. 438 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:41,189 - You need to make amends. 439 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,816 - I'll make a donation to the humane society. 440 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,110 - That could work. 441 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:50,782 - Like, five thousand dollars. - Fine. 442 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,450 - That's five thousand less than we'll have to spend 443 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:54,786 on shit we like. 444 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,829 - Like, five hundred dollars. - Done. 445 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,457 - Shut the light. 446 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:08,883 What's the worst thing you've ever done? 447 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,303 [indistinct conversation] 448 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:13,304 - Right off the bat, 449 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,640 does anybody recognize what I'm drawing? 450 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,225 - Twin Towers? 451 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,726 - Twin Towers. That's exactly right. 452 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:21,854 And we all know what happened to the Twin Towers. 453 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,148 September 1 1th 2001 , 454 00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:29,570 they were reduced to a big heap of smoldering rubble, okay. 455 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,072 And we all know what happened after that. 456 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:33,324 We went to war with Afghanistan and we went to war with Iraq 457 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:38,413 and now Iraq is completely discombobulated and in pieces. 458 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:42,917 So, what I want to know is, instead of going to war, 459 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:46,421 what are some alternatives to going to war? 460 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,507 What are some things we could have done besides going to war? 461 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:52,176 So, Cameron, let's say that I walk up to you. 462 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:53,511 You're in the hallway and I just punch you. 463 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:56,389 I just punch you. I punch you in the shoulder. 464 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,391 Okay, what are you going to do? 465 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,601 - I'm probably going to punch you back! 466 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,021 - Well, yeah. That's right, you know. 467 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:07,191 And I would understand that, 468 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:10,236 and that's exactly the way we reacted after 9/1 1 . 469 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,531 We were all very angry, we wanted revenge. 470 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:17,910 We were also very scared, so we reacted with force, okay? 471 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,246 But there wasn't a lot of compassion. 472 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:25,043 There was compassion for the people we lost on 9/1 1 . 473 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,879 There was compassion for the families, 474 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,047 but there wasn't so much compassion 475 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,381 for the people we bombed. 476 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,925 Rain, can you put your cell phone away, please? 477 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,594 So what are some alternatives? 478 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,723 What are some things we could do besides 479 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,725 punch back, basically. 480 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,393 - You could talk. 481 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,437 - That's good, Kimberly. We could talk. 482 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:45,730 Why didn't we think of that? 483 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:50,735 Someone punches you, you could ask a question, 484 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:51,903 for example. 485 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,280 Ask me why I punched you, Cameron. 486 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,866 I just punched you in the face. Ask me a question. 487 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,910 Rain. Come on, man. 488 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,412 Put the cell phone away, seriously. 489 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,706 You're, like, cramping my whole style here, okay? 490 00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:06,084 Give it to me. Give it to me. 491 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,960 - Give it to me. - No. 492 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,587 - What are you doing? Why are you doing this? 493 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:10,922 - This is so stupid. 494 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,423 - Why is this stupid? 495 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,425 - Do you realize what you're saying? 496 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,052 You're saying that the terrorists were justified 497 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,386 in what they did. 498 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,097 - No, I'm not saying that. - Yeah, you are. 499 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,265 - I'm trying to get you all to learn empathy, 500 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,267 which is something this me generation of me, 501 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,937 - me, me, doesn't have. - Empathy? 502 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,271 Why should I be listening to you? 503 00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:30,775 It's adults that start the wars? 504 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,778 - I had to push a lot strings to get this through the curriculum. 505 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,446 But, I'm glad you guys are appreciating it. 506 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,157 You guys have a good day, take care. 507 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,581 Jesus Christ. 508 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:46,624 Les? What are you doing, man? 509 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,501 - I should fuck you up right now. 510 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,086 - What are you talking about, man? 511 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:53,756 - Kate told me about your little finger bang party last year. 512 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,258 I didn't think you were the kind of guy 513 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:58,302 to fuck around with another man's wife. 514 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,264 - Is everything okay? 515 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,307 - Yeah, Zane, it's cool. 516 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,517 - He's a friend of mine. - You sure? 517 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,435 - Yeah. It's fine. He's fine, thanks. It's cool. 518 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,603 You can go back to your friends. 519 00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:08,938 - All right. - Bye. 520 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,107 - This is where I work, man. Don't do this shit, okay. 521 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,819 We were fucking wasted. It didn't mean anything. 522 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,863 - Oh, is that an excuse? Does that make it okay? 523 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,323 You were wasted? 524 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,784 - Why do you keep doing that, man? 525 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,537 - What's wrong with you? - I'm contemplating kicking your ass, 526 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,540 but I don't want to get in trouble. 527 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,958 You hit somebody in the temple hard enough 528 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,293 you can kill them instantly. 529 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,295 I don't need a manslaughter conviction. 530 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:36,048 - Nobody needs a manslaughter conviction. 531 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,717 - Why did she tell you? 532 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,051 - I have no idea why she told me. 533 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,469 I would rather I didn't know. 534 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,305 - It was innocent. 535 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:42,805 - Really? 536 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,974 You know where I come from stinky pinky isn't innocent. 537 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,184 It's second base. 538 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,644 - Stinky pinky? 539 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,188 - Did you fuck her? 540 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,648 - No, man. We made out in a bathroom. 541 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:53,858 It was like two years ago. 542 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,234 I barely remember it, man. 543 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,571 I was plastered. 544 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,908 You're not going to tell Nicki, are you? 545 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,868 - No, but you should. 546 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,119 - I'm not going to. 547 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,537 - Yeah, I'm not surprised. 548 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,331 You always seemed like a coward to me. 549 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,166 - I'm not a coward, man. I use to live in Bedstuy. 550 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,876 - You don't see Kate anymore, you understand. 551 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,837 You don't talk to her, you don't even dream about her. 552 00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,547 - I can't control what I dream about. 553 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,841 I had a dream last night I was 69-ing Donald Rumsfeld. 554 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,177 - Listen to me. I know gangsters, right. 555 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,303 Real ones. 556 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,013 Sicilians and shit. 557 00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,015 You may have cut a guy's fingers off by accident 558 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:28,893 but I know people who do that for a living, okay? 559 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:32,855 You just watch your back, motherfucker. 560 00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,732 - I wash my back every night. 561 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,150 - Watch! 562 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:39,612 Watch, motherfucker! 563 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,909 - Fuck. 564 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:50,206 - Now, my first marriage was a disaster. 565 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:54,919 My second marriage was not much better. 566 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:59,590 My third was okay... 567 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,050 ...but far from perfect. 568 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:06,722 I'm not a saint, I'll admit it, but we all have needs. 569 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,517 - Hey. - Hey. 570 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:10,935 - ...food and shelter... 571 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,603 - You're listening to Stevie Bricks. - Yeah. 572 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:13,896 - Why? 573 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:17,775 - I'm just trying to figure out what you see in this guy. 574 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,277 - What are they talking about? 575 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:22,113 - Adultery. 576 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,447 - Did you talk to Les? 577 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:24,573 - Huh? No. 578 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,534 - Turn this off. This guy's an idiot. 579 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,618 - Oh, now he's an idiot? 580 00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:28,786 I thought you worshipped the guy. 581 00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,913 - You hungry? - I guess. 582 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,248 - Let's get some Chinese food. 583 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,166 - Okay. 584 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,259 - Les. 585 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:44,969 - Yes. 586 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,930 - Are you going to talk to me? 587 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:49,765 - I'm eating. 588 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,393 - So? 589 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:55,438 - I don't like talking with my mouth full. 590 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:59,108 - Well, talk to me when your mouth is empty. 591 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:07,867 - I don't feel like talking tonight. 592 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,411 - Les, I'm sorry. 593 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,663 - What are you sorry about? 594 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,082 It was just a finger, right? 595 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:18,419 Just one finger. 596 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,505 What's the big deal? 597 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,008 - Felix, how are you? - Hey, good to see you. 598 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:26,218 - Good to see you too. How are things? 599 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,012 - Good, everything's fine. - How's your family? 600 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:29,722 - Family's good, too. - Good? 601 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,432 - There you go, keep the change. - Thank you. 602 00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:32,600 - Keep the change. - Oh, thank you. 603 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:33,893 - How's business? 604 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,686 - Business is better than ever. - Better than ever? 605 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,438 - In this economy, the way this economy is, 606 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:38,731 - everything is good? - Yeah. 607 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:41,400 - Nothing's... You know, that's great. - Yeah, nothing is affecting us. 608 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:42,735 - That's what happens when you sell a good product 609 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:44,862 - at a good price. - Oh, thank you. 610 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:45,738 - That's probably the reason why 611 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:47,948 - no one goes to the movies anymore. - Right, right! 612 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,575 - Well, thanks very much. - Thank you so much. 613 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,369 - You're a good customer. - Thanks very much. 614 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,371 - Take care. 615 00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:55,831 [door slams shut] 616 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,750 - You really want to watch "Life in Orange?" 617 00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:00,419 - Yeah, I want to find out what the masses are watching. 618 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:01,754 I'm ready to join the herd. 619 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,881 - Wow, "join the herd." You make it sound so dumb. 620 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:05,925 - Well, this is the New Normalcy... 621 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,260 The New Normality, I should say. 622 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,721 Each episode is tuning us out just a little bit more. 623 00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:13,057 It's what Aldous Huxley talked about in Brave New World. 624 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:13,974 - You're an idiot. 625 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,935 - It's also what Neil Postman wrote about. 626 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,645 - I don't know who that is. 627 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,105 - It doesn't matter if we're getting dumber, 628 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,023 because the singularity will fix everything. 629 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:24,777 - Ron, I don't care. I just want to watch the show. - Okay. 630 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,532 Is there full frontal in this? 631 00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:38,999 - Les, you're going to be late. 632 00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:45,089 Can I make you breakfast? 633 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:58,602 [dramatic music plays] 634 00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:01,730 - Okay, so Operation Ajax! 635 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,816 - Isn't that a soap? 636 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:06,026 - Yeah well, it is a soap, yes. 637 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:07,653 But in terms of what happened here, 638 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:09,363 I wouldn't say there was anything clean 639 00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:11,490 about what America did, okay? 640 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,617 But if you consider what we did, 641 00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:15,494 which was pretty lousy, 642 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:18,164 let's imagine a hypothetical where it didn't happen. 643 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,791 And we didn't go in and get rid of the Prime Minister of Iran 644 00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:22,042 in the 1 950's. 645 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:23,419 How might that have that affected 646 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,004 Middle Eastern relations today? 647 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,006 How might the Middle East view us today, 648 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,340 if that hadn't happened? 649 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,551 - Well, it was in our best interest to do it though, 650 00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:31,677 wasn't it? 651 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,053 - Sure, I guess you could say that, 652 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:36,015 economically, it was in our best interest to take their oil. 653 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,142 All Iran wanted to do was nationalize their oil, 654 00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:39,518 so what was in their best interest? 655 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,103 That's what people don't talk about. 656 00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:44,023 Let's say you got a million dollars under your bed, okay. 657 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,900 It's in my best interest 658 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:48,486 to take that million dollars if I want it, 659 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:49,904 because I can do a lot with that money. 660 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,363 But it's not in your best interest. 661 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,782 Rain, come on, man. Put the cellphone away. 662 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,493 I'm tired of dealing with this, every time we're talking. 663 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:58,245 - Yo, this shit doesn't matter. 664 00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,288 - It does matter. 665 00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:01,832 All of this matters. Empathy matters, okay. 666 00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:04,293 - Give me the cellphone! - Yo, fuck you, Mr. Wells. 667 00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:07,296 - Ooh. 668 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,694 - Nicki? 669 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:51,966 That's nice. 670 00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:53,884 [intense music] 671 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:56,303 ♪♪ 672 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:11,735 - Chastity stock is up 4 dollars. 673 00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:13,612 - I told you, right? 674 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:15,990 I haven't steered you wrong yet. 675 00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,408 - I wonder how high it's going to go 676 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:20,119 when that first consumer rocket goes into orbit. 677 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,329 - It's going to go right up into the stratosphere. 678 00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:24,123 - Let's hope so! 679 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:25,791 [cell phone vibrating] 680 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,460 - Sorry, Barry. Let me take this call. 681 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:31,755 This guy's not going to leave me alone otherwise. 682 00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:34,925 Fuckface, I told you not to contact me. 683 00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:36,427 - You're a sick son-of-a-bitch, Les. 684 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,387 - Oh, I'm a sick son-of-a-bitch? How so? 685 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:40,472 - Don't play dumb. You know what I'm talking about. 686 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,057 - I'm with a client, Ron. 687 00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:44,184 - I thought it was fake at first, but it's fucking real. 688 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,270 - What's real? What are you talking about? 689 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:47,605 - The finger, Les. 690 00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,315 Give me a break. The finger, man! 691 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,774 - The finger? Which one? 692 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,026 The one you stuck in my wife? 693 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:53,902 - Where did you get it? One of your mafia connections? 694 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,362 - I don't have any mafia connections. 695 00:26:55,488 --> 00:26:59,825 - You told me you had ties to the Sicilian Mafia family. 696 00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:01,285 - What? You think because I'm Italian 697 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:03,829 that I'm connected to the Mob? What the fuck is that? 698 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:05,998 - You said so yourself. 699 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:08,292 - I was just trying to scare you, you imbecile. 700 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,377 - Well, I don't scare so easily, Les. 701 00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:13,130 I once watched The Exorcist, by myself, 702 00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:14,882 in the dark, all the way through. 703 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:15,674 - Okay, you know what? 704 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,176 I have no idea what you're talking about so, 705 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:17,926 I'm hanging up now. 706 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,178 - You're lucky I don't go to the police. 707 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,554 - Go to the police, Ron. 708 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,847 Whatever it is you're talking about... 709 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,557 - I don't need the police, okay? 710 00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:25,309 Let me tell you something, you might be Italian, 711 00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:28,771 but I'm Turkish and Turkish people are fucking crazy. 712 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,106 So watch your fucking back. 713 00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:32,316 - Fuck you. 714 00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:34,485 - Hello? 715 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:38,489 Mother fuck. 716 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,533 [door opening] 717 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,243 [jazz music plays] 718 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:45,663 ♪♪ 719 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,583 - Who is that? 720 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:51,877 Hello? 721 00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:57,049 Who is that? 722 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:58,550 - Honey? 723 00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,094 - Ron? - Hey. You home? 724 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:03,806 - Oh, my God. What are you doing? 725 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:05,974 - Hey babe. - What is going on in here? 726 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:07,393 - I thought there was a robber. 727 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,938 - I've got this little thyroid thing in my thigh. 728 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:13,357 I was trying to get it out. 729 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:15,818 My leg was clotting or something. 730 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:16,944 It's fine, though. 731 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:19,571 - Ron, you need to get this under control. 732 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,198 You need to see the trainer I'm working with. 733 00:28:21,324 --> 00:28:23,283 He said he's going to give you two free sessions. 734 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,160 - I know but you married me for my... 735 00:28:25,286 --> 00:28:27,913 - No, I married you because you were a hot wrestler. 736 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:29,081 - I can still do it, you know. 737 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,541 Come on. Can you go like that? 738 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:31,500 Do you want to fucking go? 739 00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,001 I'll fucking barnyard you right now. 740 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:35,879 Barnyard you. Do you want me to? 741 00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:41,260 [door clicks shut] 742 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:56,692 - What? 743 00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:59,319 I was out with a client. 744 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:03,198 - You're avoiding me, Les. 745 00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:05,409 - What do you want me to say? 746 00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:07,369 - Just talk to me. 747 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:11,039 It's like we're strangers all of the sudden. 748 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:15,919 - All I want to say are hurtful things, Kate. 749 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:18,046 I just keep seeing your hands on his cock 750 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:20,424 and his fingers inside of you. 751 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:21,925 - My hand was never on his cock. 752 00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:25,179 - Yeah, well that's what I keep seeing. 753 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:27,848 I keep seeing his tongue in your mouth 754 00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:31,226 and his hands all over you. 755 00:29:31,352 --> 00:29:33,353 - I'm sorry. 756 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,315 - Yeah, you keep saying that. 757 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:56,043 - Let's go. Come on. 758 00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:59,379 Gioia, come on! We need to go! 759 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:00,881 - Maybe you're doing something to provoke her. 760 00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:02,466 You know she can be very sensitive. 761 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:04,092 - I'm just doing my job, okay? 762 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,887 Rain's behavior is becoming more anti-social. 763 00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:09,056 It's interfering with my class. 764 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:10,808 - Mrs. Bennet, is anything happening at home 765 00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:13,268 that might be causing Rain distress? 766 00:30:13,394 --> 00:30:15,062 - Well, her grandfather is very sick 767 00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:16,563 and she's very close to him. 768 00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:19,566 - Oh, that's sad to hear. - Diabetes is a serious illness. 769 00:30:19,692 --> 00:30:21,109 They had to amputate one of his legs below the knee. 770 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:22,986 They may have to amputate the other leg soon. 771 00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:25,072 - I'm sorry to hear that. - Yeah, that's awful. 772 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:27,074 - But this doesn't give cause for her to act out 773 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,575 the way you say that she is. 774 00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:31,245 Normally, she's very respectful towards authority. 775 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:33,914 - Yeah, but she's extremely hostile to me. 776 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,916 - Maybe she's defending herself. 777 00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,584 - No. She's antagonistic. 778 00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:38,585 She's aggressive. 779 00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:39,920 It's completely unprovoked. 780 00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:41,421 - Well, her father was from the Middle East 781 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,298 and her father was very emotionally abusive. 782 00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:44,633 - So, he's no longer in the picture? 783 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:46,593 - No. He sells shish kabobs in Sabzevar. 784 00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:47,970 - Just because he was emotionally abusive, 785 00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:49,179 doesn't mean that all Middle Eastern men 786 00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:50,430 are emotionally abusive. 787 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:52,432 - Just because all Middle Eastern men aren't emotionally abusive 788 00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:54,852 doesn't mean that you're not. 789 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:57,771 - You can't blame everything on the Middle East. 790 00:30:57,897 --> 00:31:00,941 - I agree with Ron. And besides, Ron's American. 791 00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:03,110 - Yeah, but my family is from Turkey. 792 00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,862 - And they have very backwards policies 793 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:06,613 towards their women there. 794 00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:07,948 - Actually, no. 795 00:31:08,074 --> 00:31:10,450 Turkey has a very Western attitude towards women. 796 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:10,993 - No. 797 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:13,787 They expect for their women to be obsequious there. 798 00:31:13,913 --> 00:31:15,455 - Turkish women, obsequious? - Yeah. 799 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:16,790 - Are you kidding me? - No. 800 00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:19,459 - No. If anything Turkish women are bossy and bitchy. 801 00:31:19,586 --> 00:31:21,295 - Bossy and bitchy? 802 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:22,629 - I don't mean it like that. 803 00:31:22,755 --> 00:31:24,131 - Do you see what I mean? 804 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:25,340 - Strong. Turkish women are very strong. 805 00:31:25,466 --> 00:31:26,675 - No, you're trying to cover it up. 806 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:27,801 - I'm mainly referring to my mother. 807 00:31:27,927 --> 00:31:29,303 My mother was bossy and bitchy. 808 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,346 - She still is. - Ron, Ron, Ron, chill. 809 00:31:31,472 --> 00:31:32,848 - I can't be in the room with this man. 810 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,141 - Mrs. Bennet, Mrs. Bennet, listen. 811 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,935 We care greatly about Rain's education. 812 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,312 We feel she's a very bright girl. 813 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:39,938 - She's absolutely a bright girl. 814 00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:41,023 I don't like him. 815 00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:42,316 - I can understand that. 816 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:45,360 I don't like him either, but that's another story. 817 00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:47,487 So how long has Rain's father been out of the picture? 818 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:50,532 - I became a teacher so I could make a difference, 819 00:31:50,658 --> 00:31:53,452 to feel good about my life. 820 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,787 But I just feel like I'm not reaching these kids. 821 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:58,540 I think it's the parents to blame to be honest. 822 00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:02,836 I mean, I really just think that my students hate me. 823 00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:05,130 - I hated all my teachers in high school. 824 00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:06,340 - You did? - Yeah. 825 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:07,549 - Even the ones you fucked? 826 00:32:07,675 --> 00:32:09,676 - Especially the ones I fucked. - Really? 827 00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:11,386 - Yeah. - Did you fuck a lot of them? 828 00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:12,179 - All of them. 829 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:13,680 - You need anything washed? I'm going to go. 830 00:32:13,806 --> 00:32:17,309 - Oh yeah, actually, this shirt. But can you wash it on cold? 831 00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:19,019 Just wash all of it on cold. 832 00:32:19,145 --> 00:32:21,188 - Wash it on hot. Got it. I got it. 833 00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:23,148 You need anything else? 834 00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:24,524 - Um... I don't think so. 835 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:26,318 - Anything dirty? Your panties? 836 00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:28,654 Are they a little crusty? Are they a little dirty? 837 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:29,821 Dirty panties there? 838 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:33,158 Can I take your panties and give those a nice washing? 839 00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:35,077 - You want my dirty panties? - I like your dirty panties. 840 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:37,329 I like your nice, crusty panties. 841 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:38,830 That's the best thing in the world. 842 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,541 There's nothing like a nice pile of yeast 843 00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:43,001 to get me through the day. 844 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:44,711 - You're disgusting. 845 00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:46,171 [smells the panties] 846 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:48,924 - This would stop a war, you know what I mean. 847 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,676 Instead of napalm, they should've just shower 848 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:51,885 other countries with your... 849 00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:53,345 Do you want to fool around before I go? 850 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:54,888 - No. 851 00:32:55,014 --> 00:32:56,181 - Are you having an outbreak? 852 00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:58,392 [scoffs] - No. 853 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:01,228 - It's nothing to be embarrassed about or ashamed of. 854 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:03,605 - Whatever. You gave it to me. 855 00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:04,898 - You don't know that 1 00 percent. 856 00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:06,900 - I do know that 1 00 percent. I know that 1 00,000 percent. 857 00:33:07,026 --> 00:33:08,276 - You were promiscuous in college. 858 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:10,696 You didn't always use protection. 859 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:13,031 - It was awesome in college. 860 00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:14,616 - See you later. I love you. 861 00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:17,119 - You've been saying that a lot lately. 862 00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,788 - I love you? I've just been feeling amorous. 863 00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:21,373 You know? So what? 864 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:22,457 - No, it's weird. 865 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:25,377 It's like you're compensating for something. 866 00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:27,879 - You're crazy. I love you, okay? 867 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,423 You're my wife and I want the world to know it. 868 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,758 I'll shout it from the streets when I get downtown. 869 00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:34,094 That's what I'm going to do. 870 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:49,276 [humming a tune] 871 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:00,829 - Hey. 872 00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:03,915 I'm making your mother's Italian Wedding soup. 873 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,083 - I'm going out. 874 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:06,168 - Where are you going? 875 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:09,504 - I've got to go do something. - What do you have to do? 876 00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:11,173 - Who you got to do it with? 877 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,759 - I've just got to meet someone. - Okay, where are you going? 878 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,510 - I've got to do something. - I made your favorite soup. 879 00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:16,511 - I can't stay. 880 00:34:16,637 --> 00:34:18,430 - It's going to be done in twenty minutes. 881 00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:20,974 - I can't stay. - You need to stay. 882 00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:22,267 - I've got to meet someone. 883 00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:27,814 - You cannot let one finger ruin an entire life. 884 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:30,192 It's one little thing. 885 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:32,444 - I have to leave. I'll be back later. 886 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:33,779 - Fine. - What are you doing? 887 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,155 - I'm just going to... - What are you doing? 888 00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:36,531 - Why did we get married? 889 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:39,367 I just want to remind you of what happened 890 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,369 - that brought us together. - What are you doing? 891 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:43,538 - I just want you to know what you'll be missing. - I don't want to fuck you. 892 00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:44,664 - What are you talking about? 893 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,875 I'm going to blow you. You're not going to fuck me. 894 00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:48,418 - You don't have to do anything. - I jerked off in the shower. 895 00:34:48,544 --> 00:34:51,213 - Fine. Just stand there and I'll make you... 896 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,590 Just come on. Fuck me up the ass. 897 00:34:53,716 --> 00:34:57,552 You've always wanted to fuck me up the ass and I never let you. 898 00:34:57,678 --> 00:34:59,888 - Get some self respect. 899 00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:01,890 - Are you fucking kidding me? 900 00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:04,101 Are you fucking walking out on me right now? 901 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:06,686 [door slams shut] 902 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:10,482 [dramatic music] 903 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:13,151 ♪♪ 904 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,868 - [TV show] Can we just stop fighting please? 905 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,995 Okay, I can't take the drama anymore. 906 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,580 It's too much. 907 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,206 You used to be nice to me. 908 00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:09,708 - I know. 909 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:12,586 Prison's hard on a bitch. 910 00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:15,130 - We've got to stick together. 911 00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:16,548 I don't have any friends left. 912 00:36:16,674 --> 00:36:19,759 [phone ringing] 913 00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:21,386 - Hello. 914 00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:52,125 - How's it going? - Hey man. 915 00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:53,877 - Good to see you again. - Good to see you too. 916 00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:56,504 All right. Let me see which one I haven't tried, here. 917 00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:57,672 What are these? 918 00:36:57,798 --> 00:36:58,798 - Uh, those are red velvet. 919 00:36:58,925 --> 00:36:59,966 - I haven't tried red velvet. 920 00:37:00,092 --> 00:37:02,093 Let me try one of those and a decaf coffee, please. 921 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,762 - Sounds good. 922 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,555 I better get one for my wife too, don't you think? 923 00:37:05,681 --> 00:37:08,433 - Yeah, you better. - Let me get a red velvet to go. 924 00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:09,392 - She'll like that. - All right, all right. 925 00:37:09,518 --> 00:37:10,769 - She'll think that's nice. 926 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,604 - That'll be $7.25. 927 00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:13,855 - $7.25? 928 00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:16,191 Easy! Easy! 929 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:18,276 - Easy! Easy! - You know that movie? 930 00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:21,238 - I do. - Great movie. 931 00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:24,115 [piano music playing] 932 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,701 ♪♪ 933 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:15,000 - What the fuck? 934 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:18,003 What the fuck? 935 00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:24,175 Why is this happening to me? 936 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,511 - Did you see any suspicious people in the laundromat 937 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:27,721 while you were doing your laundry? 938 00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:29,264 - Officer, this is a Brooklyn laundromat, okay? 939 00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:31,683 Everyone in this place looks like they're on parole. 940 00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:34,185 - Did you check the dryer before you put your clothes in? 941 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:35,562 - What do you mean? 942 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:36,771 - Was it empty? 943 00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:38,440 Perhaps the foot was left by the person 944 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:40,066 who dried his clothes before you. 945 00:38:40,192 --> 00:38:41,818 - Yeah, I'm sure that's what happened. 946 00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:43,361 Some people leave behind spare socks. 947 00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:44,946 Some people leave behind severed feet. 948 00:38:45,072 --> 00:38:45,947 Mystery solved. 949 00:38:46,073 --> 00:38:47,490 - Are you being sarcastic? 950 00:38:47,616 --> 00:38:49,534 - No. Not at all. 951 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:50,702 - You know. We don't have to be here. 952 00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:52,704 There's a lot of other people out there with bigger problems. 953 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,331 - Yeah, but most of the people out there complaining, 954 00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:55,749 their problems that aren't that big of a deal. 955 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,208 - It's the American way. - Oh yeah? 956 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:57,876 - Yeah. - Here it is. 957 00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:00,378 - Whoa! Mother fucker. Goddammit! 958 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:03,131 - If I had to guess, I'd say it belongs to a male. 959 00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:05,842 Approximately 5' 1 0" in height. 960 00:39:05,968 --> 00:39:07,344 - Will you put that away, please? 961 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,137 - Jesus Christ. - Relax, sir. It's just a foot. 962 00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:10,930 - No, man, I'm freaking out over here. 963 00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:11,973 I'm trembling. Seriously. 964 00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:13,516 - Just put it in the bag. Put it in the bag, okay. 965 00:39:13,642 --> 00:39:16,394 Hey, buddy. Relax. It's going to be all right. 966 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,021 You've just had a traumatic experience. 967 00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:20,065 - No, man, feet just give me the creeps in general. 968 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,359 I can't even look at my wife's feet and they're lovely. 969 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:24,152 - Well, consider yourself lucky. 970 00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:26,905 My wife's feet are pretty horrific. 971 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,907 - How is Janet? 972 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:29,991 - You know, the same. 973 00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:31,493 We got our 20th anniversary coming up. 974 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:33,328 [cell phone vibrating] - Oh, that's great. 975 00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:35,246 - Yeah. We're going to get out of the city for a day or two. 976 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:36,581 - Where are you going to go? 977 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:37,707 - Jersey. 978 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,209 [jazz music plays] 979 00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:41,753 ♪♪ 980 00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:54,516 - Sorry, I'm late. 981 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:58,019 You're not going to believe what happened to me. 982 00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:00,939 Oh. 983 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:02,273 - I want you to leave. 984 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,359 - Over a kiss? 985 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:06,528 - You don't throw someone out of the apartment over a kiss? 986 00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:09,948 - Ron, you touched her tinkerbell. 987 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:11,449 - Tinkerbell? 988 00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:13,868 - Her pussy, Ron. You touched her pussy. 989 00:40:13,994 --> 00:40:15,203 - Maybe I should leave. 990 00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:16,371 - Why did you tell her? 991 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:18,706 - I had to. My marriage is falling apart. 992 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,125 - So you're trying to break up our marriage now? 993 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,127 - No, I just thought she needed to know. 994 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:23,795 - Why did you tell Les? 995 00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:25,880 - I'd been carrying it too long. 996 00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:27,882 You're not supposed to hold on to things like that. 997 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:29,300 It'll cause cancer. 998 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,635 - Everything causes cancer. 999 00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:32,554 - Why did either of you do this? 1000 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,222 Why? Are you attracted to each other? 1001 00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:35,223 - No! - No! 1002 00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:36,141 - She's not my type. 1003 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,976 - I don't like fat guys. - Fuck you. 1004 00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:39,561 - I'm leaving. - Sit down. 1005 00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:42,147 - You leave, Ron. And you are fat. 1006 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:44,149 - I'm the bad guy here, right? I'm the fucking asshole! 1007 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,400 - Yeah, you are an asshole. - I'm the dick? 1008 00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:45,984 - You are a dick. 1009 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,068 - Do you want to know what her psychopath 1010 00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:48,319 of a husband did tonight? 1011 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:49,904 Do you want to know? Listen to this shit. 1012 00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:51,406 He followed me to the laundromat 1013 00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:53,241 and he put a severed foot in the dryer 1014 00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:54,659 when I was out getting cupcakes. 1015 00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:56,327 - What the hell are you talking about? 1016 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,121 - Les sent me a severed finger 1017 00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:00,665 and he put a fucking severed foot in our laundry. 1018 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:01,416 He's a lunatic. 1019 00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:04,252 - Nothing that you're saying makes any sense right now. 1020 00:41:04,378 --> 00:41:05,587 - It doesn't make any sense, you're right. 1021 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:07,297 Why do you think I was at the laundromat for so long? 1022 00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:09,591 - I don't know. - I was talking to the police. 1023 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:11,426 - Here's the police report. Look at it. 1024 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:12,969 This is a fucking nightmare. 1025 00:41:13,095 --> 00:41:14,512 Take it! 1026 00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:16,848 - Okay, so where's this foot? 1027 00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:18,349 - The police took it. 1028 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,310 - Where did they take it? 1029 00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:21,769 - To the police station. 1030 00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:23,021 You think they're going to let me bring it home 1031 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:24,189 and use it as a doorstop? 1032 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:25,315 It's evidence. 1033 00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:27,108 - Who's foot is it, Ron? Who's foot? 1034 00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:28,943 - Daniel Day-Lewis'? 1035 00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:31,029 How am I supposed to know whose fucking foot it is. 1036 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:32,322 I don't know. 1037 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:34,282 Cut me some fucking slack here, okay. 1038 00:41:34,408 --> 00:41:36,034 Somebody is fucking with me in a big, 1039 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:40,038 major fucking way, and it's this guy here. 1040 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:42,540 - Wait. What did you do with the laundry? 1041 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:44,792 - I threw it away. 1042 00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:47,170 - Why would you throw the laundry away? 1043 00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:48,463 - Do you want me to bring the laundry back here? 1044 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:50,298 There was a hot, severed, festering foot in the laundry. 1045 00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:51,341 You want me to bring it back here? 1046 00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:52,717 Do you know how unsanitary that is? 1047 00:41:52,843 --> 00:41:54,969 I was thinking about us. That shit's toxic. 1048 00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:56,346 - I fucking hate you. 1049 00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:59,933 My favorite shirt was in that laundry. 1050 00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:04,854 - Can I talk to you for a second please? 1051 00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:09,692 It'll just take a second. Just have a seat, please. 1052 00:42:11,487 --> 00:42:14,405 Your book bag looks a little heavy today. 1053 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:15,990 What you got in there? 1054 00:42:16,116 --> 00:42:16,824 - My books. 1055 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:19,994 - Since when did you start carrying books in your book bag? 1056 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:27,585 Listen, I just learned that your grandfather lost his foot. 1057 00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:28,545 - What? 1058 00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:31,047 - He had his foot amputated? 1059 00:42:31,173 --> 00:42:32,674 - He had his leg amputated. 1060 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,426 - So, it's true. 1061 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:38,096 - What are you saying right now? 1062 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,223 - Do you have access to the foot? 1063 00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:41,849 Did you have access to the foot in some way? 1064 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:44,185 - No, I do not have access to his foot. 1065 00:42:44,311 --> 00:42:46,354 - Look, Rain. I know you don't like me, okay. 1066 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,356 But what you're doing is criminal behavior 1067 00:42:48,482 --> 00:42:49,774 and if you don't stop, I'm telling you, 1068 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,068 it could jeopardize your chances at college. 1069 00:42:52,194 --> 00:42:55,029 - What are you accusing me of, exactly? 1070 00:42:55,155 --> 00:42:57,657 - Just stop what you're doing, sister. 1071 00:42:57,783 --> 00:42:58,658 - Sister? 1072 00:42:58,784 --> 00:42:59,909 - Just, stop what you're doing 1073 00:43:00,035 --> 00:43:03,037 because if you don't stop what you're doing, 1074 00:43:03,163 --> 00:43:06,165 I'm going to make your life a living hell, okay? 1075 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:08,001 I'm going to fuck you up. 1076 00:43:08,127 --> 00:43:09,544 - You're fucking ridiculous. 1077 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:13,172 - If you keep interfering with my life, okay? 1078 00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:16,718 I just want you to know that. 1079 00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:21,889 Okay. 1080 00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:23,558 - He's making the whole thing up. 1081 00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:25,602 - Of course he is. 1082 00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:28,730 - I manage multi-million dollar accounts. 1083 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:31,566 I do business with Fortune 500 CEOs. 1084 00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:34,068 - No, you don't. Which ones? 1085 00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:36,404 - Okay, middle-managers. 1086 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:38,573 But they could be CEOs one day. 1087 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,700 - What's your point? 1088 00:43:40,826 --> 00:43:43,411 - The point is that I'm not sending body parts to Ron 1089 00:43:43,537 --> 00:43:45,538 and the fact that I'm having dinner to defend myself 1090 00:43:45,664 --> 00:43:47,290 is beyond insulting. 1091 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:52,420 - It's about more than that. It's about fixing things. 1092 00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:55,048 - I'm not ready. 1093 00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:03,890 - There's a lot of negative energy between us right now, 1094 00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:06,893 but the important thing is that we're here 1095 00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:09,937 and we're being honest with each other. 1096 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:11,397 It shows that we care 1097 00:44:11,523 --> 00:44:16,319 and that we think this friendship is worth saving. 1098 00:44:17,529 --> 00:44:18,321 Right? 1099 00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:19,447 - Uh-huh. 1100 00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:21,324 - Great speech. - Thanks. 1101 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,117 - Seriously. Martin Luther King, Jr. worthy. 1102 00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:24,952 - Are you all ready to order? 1103 00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:27,080 - I'm not really hungry but I'll have another drink please. 1104 00:44:27,206 --> 00:44:28,289 - Me too, I'll have another one. 1105 00:44:28,415 --> 00:44:29,791 - Yeah, more Sangria, please. 1106 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:31,834 - Yeah. Another, please. 1107 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,587 - Just keep them coming, okay. Just keep bringing drinks. 1108 00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:37,715 - Of course. - Yeah, thanks. 1109 00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:39,133 - I'm not really hungry either. 1110 00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:41,260 We should probably just have something light tonight, 1111 00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:42,637 like fingerfood. 1112 00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:45,306 Les, you've probably have some on hand, right? 1113 00:44:45,432 --> 00:44:46,849 Fingerfood? Can you give us some finger food? 1114 00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:49,018 A little finger action? 1115 00:44:49,144 --> 00:44:50,311 - You know, Ron, 1116 00:44:50,437 --> 00:44:52,146 I'm not the passive-aggressive type. 1117 00:44:52,272 --> 00:44:54,816 If I wanted revenge, I wouldn't send you body parts. 1118 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:57,026 I'd just take you out back and beat the shit out of you. 1119 00:44:57,152 --> 00:44:58,319 - Is that right? - Yeah. 1120 00:44:58,445 --> 00:44:59,445 - And I still might. 1121 00:44:59,571 --> 00:44:59,987 - I tell you what. 1122 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:02,156 - Let's go out here, right now. - Let's go. 1123 00:45:02,282 --> 00:45:03,866 - Just stop it. Sit down, right now. 1124 00:45:03,992 --> 00:45:05,493 - You wanna go? - Sit down. Sit down. 1125 00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:06,994 - You think I'm playing around? 1126 00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:09,038 - No one is going outside. 1127 00:45:09,164 --> 00:45:10,998 - We're going to sit here like mature adults 1128 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:12,500 - and work through this. - If Italy and Turkey were in a war, 1129 00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:15,795 we'd fucking beat the shit out of all you guys. 1130 00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:17,839 - We own you! - No, we'd fuck you up! 1131 00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:20,133 - Constantinople? That's a Roman city! 1132 00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:22,218 - That was then. I'm talking about now. 1133 00:45:22,344 --> 00:45:23,511 - Yeah, that shit's coming back. 1134 00:45:23,637 --> 00:45:24,220 - Let's do it right here, right now. 1135 00:45:24,346 --> 00:45:25,555 - Turkish little prick. - Right in front. 1136 00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:27,140 - Right here, right now. 1137 00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:30,351 - Men are so stupid. 1138 00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:32,854 - Oh man. 1139 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:37,400 - Alcohol is the greatest drug on earth, you know. 1140 00:45:37,526 --> 00:45:39,569 There's a reason why they call them spirits. 1141 00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:40,862 Because they sure do lift them. 1142 00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:42,238 - I've got to make a phone call. 1143 00:45:42,364 --> 00:45:43,865 - Who you gonna call? 1144 00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:46,534 - Ghostbusters. None of your fucking business. 1145 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:49,036 - Tell Bill Murray I said hello. 1146 00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:50,121 - Who are you calling? 1147 00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:53,624 - It's just a work thing. I'll be right back. 1148 00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:55,543 - Now the fun can begin. 1149 00:45:55,669 --> 00:45:58,963 Isn't Les like that asshole boss that everyone hates at work? 1150 00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:01,799 He's always looking over your shoulder and micro-managing you. 1151 00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:03,509 Now that he's gone, it's like we're on vacation 1152 00:46:03,635 --> 00:46:04,719 and we can just relax. 1153 00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,220 - I'm going to go to the bathroom. 1154 00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:07,472 - Okay, baby. I love you. 1155 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:11,100 - Uh-huh. Try not to finger each other. 1156 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,811 - That's funny. Isn't that funny? 1157 00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:16,314 - No. 1158 00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:30,495 - Everything's falling apart. Right before our very eyes. 1159 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:31,537 It's all crumbling. 1160 00:46:31,663 --> 00:46:34,248 - Who cares? Another failed marriage or two. 1161 00:46:34,374 --> 00:46:37,043 It's not even going to make a dent in the divorce rate. 1162 00:46:37,169 --> 00:46:39,086 Think about what's happening in Iraq. 1163 00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:42,256 They've got problems. This is nothing. 1164 00:46:42,382 --> 00:46:44,342 - I have a healthy marriage. 1165 00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:48,012 I had a healthy marriage. And I have to fix this. 1166 00:46:48,138 --> 00:46:49,430 - Be honest. 1167 00:46:49,556 --> 00:46:50,765 Don't you think these two are blowing things 1168 00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:52,517 out of proportion a little bit. 1169 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:54,894 - Yeah, a little bit. 1170 00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:56,354 - Is that really the worst thing you've ever done? 1171 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,189 Cheated on your husband? 1172 00:46:58,315 --> 00:47:01,025 - I don't consider what happened with you cheating. 1173 00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:03,361 I've done more than that with first cousins, okay? 1174 00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:04,862 - Then why are you so guilty? 1175 00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:06,447 Why are you overridden with guilt? 1176 00:47:06,573 --> 00:47:07,615 - Because I have a conscience. 1177 00:47:07,741 --> 00:47:08,908 You're not supposed to do that when you're married. 1178 00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:09,700 I have a conscience. 1179 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:12,870 - I don't think so. I just think you're confused. 1180 00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:13,871 - I'm not confused. 1181 00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:16,874 - Les showed me video of you in college. 1182 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,961 You were at some kind of parade, and you were down on all fours 1183 00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:22,547 and you were wearing furry ears and howling at the moon. 1184 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:25,216 I don't know what that was about but it was ridiculous. 1185 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:27,969 - That was for animal rights. 1186 00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:30,763 That wasn't confusion. It was for animal rights. 1187 00:47:30,889 --> 00:47:33,391 - Animals don't have rights, Kate. 1188 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:35,309 - Yes, they do. 1189 00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:37,770 - You and Bob Barker, I swear to God. 1190 00:47:37,896 --> 00:47:39,564 - What about Bob Barker? 1191 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:40,982 - Remember, at the end of The Price is Right, 1192 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:45,403 he would say, "Get your pets spayed and neutered." 1193 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:47,071 - Remember when he'd say that? - Yeah. Yeah, you should. 1194 00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:49,907 - He's the one who should have been neutered, okay. 1195 00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:52,493 He was fucking everybody on that show. 1196 00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:54,412 They should have cut his balls off, probably. 1197 00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:56,956 - Well, listen. That's the other thing. 1198 00:47:57,082 --> 00:47:59,000 He peed on a puppy 1199 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:02,587 and I think that's why I just wanted to hurt him. 1200 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:05,840 That's why I told him about us. 1201 00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:07,758 - Bob Barker peed on a puppy? 1202 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:10,094 - No! Les peed on a puppy. 1203 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:11,596 - Les peed on a puppy? - Yes. 1204 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:13,431 - Why did he pee on a puppy? - I don't know. 1205 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:14,807 - What kind of person pees on a puppy? 1206 00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:17,435 - It's disturbing, I know. - It is disturbing. 1207 00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:19,854 - It's serial killer shit is what it is. 1208 00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:21,606 That's what they do. It's a common denominator. 1209 00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:23,441 They torture animals at a young age. 1210 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:25,860 I'm telling you. He's sending me body parts. 1211 00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:27,945 - He is. - No, he's not. 1212 00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:28,946 - I know my husband. 1213 00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:32,199 He looked you in the eyes and he told you he wasn't doing it. 1214 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:34,118 He is not sending you body parts. 1215 00:48:34,244 --> 00:48:36,120 - I don't believe it. - He's not. No. 1216 00:48:36,246 --> 00:48:37,872 - Especially now, after hearing this. 1217 00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:38,497 I don't believe it at all. 1218 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:39,916 - He would never. - He's dangerous. 1219 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:41,959 - You're in danger. 1220 00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:43,961 - Oh hey, what's up? 1221 00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:45,838 We were just talking about "The Brothers Karamazov," 1222 00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:47,423 that book, that Russian novel. 1223 00:48:47,549 --> 00:48:48,758 I think if I had finished reading it, 1224 00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:50,801 it probably would have been the best book I ever read. 1225 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,803 - I didn't finish it either. 1226 00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:54,764 - What's on your face? 1227 00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:56,724 - Should we order some food? 1228 00:48:56,850 --> 00:49:00,478 I am fucking starving. 1229 00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:02,897 [jazz music plays] 1230 00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:05,816 ♪♪ 1231 00:49:10,072 --> 00:49:13,616 [moaning] 1232 00:49:14,451 --> 00:49:16,243 - Yeah. 1233 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:19,622 Right there. Yeah, that's good. 1234 00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:27,755 Oh yeah. Fuck me harder! 1235 00:49:27,881 --> 00:49:29,507 Yeah. 1236 00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:34,720 Oh God! Oh God! 1237 00:49:35,514 --> 00:49:37,014 Harder! 1238 00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:39,350 Pull my hair! 1239 00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:43,688 - Oh God. Oh God. 1240 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:46,357 - Cum on my stomach! Cum on my stomach! 1241 00:49:46,483 --> 00:49:50,152 Yeah, yeah. 1242 00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:55,032 - My God. 1243 00:49:55,158 --> 00:49:58,327 That was amazing. 1244 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:02,665 I love you. 1245 00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:05,251 - I love you. 1246 00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:16,012 - Are we that shallow that all it takes is a little payback 1247 00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:17,722 and all is well? 1248 00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:20,182 I make out with your friend, you make out with my friend 1249 00:50:20,308 --> 00:50:21,726 and the slate's wiped clean. 1250 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,228 - We didn't just make out. 1251 00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:25,896 - Where did you do it? In the bathroom? 1252 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:28,065 - Is that where you hooked up? - Uh-huh. 1253 00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:30,026 - I'm not even jealous. 1254 00:50:30,152 --> 00:50:32,862 - Yeah, but we didn't just make out, Ron. 1255 00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:33,863 - What do you mean? 1256 00:50:33,989 --> 00:50:36,907 - I gave him a blowjob. 1257 00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:41,328 [trumpet squeals] 1258 00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:45,249 - Okay, let me just get this straight. 1259 00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:49,211 So you're saying that women should wear the hijab. 1260 00:50:49,337 --> 00:50:53,716 - I think that I'm starting to maybe understand why, why... 1261 00:50:53,842 --> 00:50:55,426 - So they have an obligation? 1262 00:50:55,552 --> 00:50:57,553 - Not an obligation, but I feel I understand... 1263 00:50:57,679 --> 00:50:59,096 - Is that their only obligation? 1264 00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:01,932 - I understand why there's a reason behind, why, 1265 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,642 - maybe, they should wear it. - So, what's the reason? 1266 00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:04,602 - So, we should be covered 1267 00:51:04,728 --> 00:51:06,187 because men can't control themselves? 1268 00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:08,314 - I think that's a very good way to look at it. 1269 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,608 Because men think about sex all the time. 1270 00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:12,651 - Women think about sex too. 1271 00:51:12,778 --> 00:51:14,445 - I know women think about sex all the time. 1272 00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:15,362 That's the thing. 1273 00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:18,282 If you all didn't act upon your sexual impulses so much, 1274 00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:22,745 maybe there wouldn't be these things happening here. 1275 00:51:22,871 --> 00:51:24,747 [school bell ringing] 1276 00:51:24,873 --> 00:51:26,916 - You used to be my favorite teacher. 1277 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,709 Now I think you're scum. 1278 00:51:28,835 --> 00:51:30,795 - I was just...uh... 1279 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,214 - Talk about empathy. 1280 00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:35,841 - Do we belong in a kitchen too? 1281 00:51:35,967 --> 00:51:38,177 - I'm really disappointed. 1282 00:51:52,025 --> 00:51:55,319 - Hey. - Hey. 1283 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:03,369 - So, you're just not going to talk to me now? 1284 00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:06,956 - There's nothing to talk about. 1285 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:10,668 - Well, how about, "How's your day?" 1286 00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:12,670 - Do you want to know how my day went? - Yeah. 1287 00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:14,046 - Same day as it always is. 1288 00:52:14,172 --> 00:52:15,756 I'm teaching a bunch of useless information 1289 00:52:15,882 --> 00:52:16,924 to a bunch of apathetic kids 1290 00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:18,801 who don't give a fuck what I have to say. 1291 00:52:18,927 --> 00:52:20,344 That's how my day went. 1292 00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:22,012 [knock on the door] 1293 00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:24,849 - Who's that? - I ordered Chinese food. 1294 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:27,601 - Oh, well, did you get me some? 1295 00:52:27,727 --> 00:52:30,062 - Nope. 1296 00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:32,398 Keep the change. 1297 00:52:32,524 --> 00:52:34,942 - Thanks. 1298 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,486 [dramatic music plays] 1299 00:52:37,612 --> 00:52:39,905 ♪♪ 1300 00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:44,577 - [TV show] They don't sell organic tampons 1301 00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:45,953 at the commissary. 1302 00:52:46,079 --> 00:52:47,371 They sell that generic shit. 1303 00:52:47,497 --> 00:52:49,540 It feels like fly paper. I can't use that. 1304 00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:50,916 I need organic cotton. 1305 00:52:51,042 --> 00:52:53,586 - [TV show] It's not my fault you've got a sensitive vagina. 1306 00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:56,046 - So that's how it's going to be, huh? 1307 00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:57,256 - I guess so. 1308 00:52:57,382 --> 00:52:59,300 - You're just going to act like I'm not here. 1309 00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:00,509 - I guess so. 1310 00:53:00,635 --> 00:53:03,637 [scoffs] - Real mature, Ron. 1311 00:53:03,763 --> 00:53:05,556 - I guess so. 1312 00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:06,724 - You know what, this is bullshit. 1313 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:08,517 - You know what your problem is? - I guess so. 1314 00:53:08,643 --> 00:53:10,936 - You're a hypocrite. - Uh-huh. Yep. 1315 00:53:11,062 --> 00:53:13,022 - How is what I did any different than what you did? 1316 00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:13,564 - Give me a break. 1317 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:15,482 You can't compare the fact that I touched Kate's vagina 1318 00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:16,901 with you having Les' cock in your mouth. 1319 00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:17,902 It's not the same thing. 1320 00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:20,029 - Oh, okay. So your excuse is, "Oh, I got drunk, 1321 00:53:20,155 --> 00:53:21,238 - it didn't mean anything." - That's right. 1322 00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:23,073 - Can't I use the same excuse? - That's exactly right. 1323 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,617 - You can't use the same fucking excuse. 1324 00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:26,076 It's not the same fucking thing. 1325 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,078 - Goddammit! - What? 1326 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:29,955 - There's a fucking cock in my mouth! 1327 00:53:30,081 --> 00:53:33,792 There's a penis in my fucking Chinese food! 1328 00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:39,506 - So you normally make all the deliveries here? 1329 00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:40,466 - Yes. 1330 00:53:40,592 --> 00:53:42,426 - But you didn't deliver it this time. 1331 00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:45,930 - Well, I was on my way here, and a guy stopped me downstairs. 1332 00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:48,224 He said he was staying in the same apartment. 1333 00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:51,936 So he paid for the food and he said he would bring it up. 1334 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,479 - So you let him bring the food up? 1335 00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:54,355 - Sure. 1336 00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:55,648 Because he knew the apartment number. 1337 00:53:55,774 --> 00:53:57,024 He knew Mr. Ron's name. 1338 00:53:57,150 --> 00:53:59,860 And he seemed to be a very nice guy. 1339 00:53:59,986 --> 00:54:03,113 I didn't think anything bad was going to happen. 1340 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,282 Besides, he gave me a big tip. 1341 00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:06,659 - Oh, great. You got a big tip. 1342 00:54:06,785 --> 00:54:08,327 You get a big tip and I get a big dick in my mouth. 1343 00:54:08,453 --> 00:54:09,578 That's a fair exchange. 1344 00:54:09,704 --> 00:54:10,871 - I'm so sorry, Ron. 1345 00:54:10,997 --> 00:54:12,623 I brought you a new order, on the house. 1346 00:54:12,749 --> 00:54:14,625 - You keep it, okay? I lost my appetite. 1347 00:54:14,751 --> 00:54:16,627 I'll probably never eat again after tonight. 1348 00:54:16,753 --> 00:54:18,212 - Well, look on the bright side. 1349 00:54:18,338 --> 00:54:20,130 Think of all the weight you'll lose. 1350 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:20,965 - Fuck you. 1351 00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:23,759 - Hey, hey, hey. We don't need that kind of talk. 1352 00:54:23,885 --> 00:54:25,719 And in the future, 1353 00:54:25,845 --> 00:54:28,138 you need to make all the deliveries yourself, okay. 1354 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:31,058 - But I didn't know. - Yeah, I know, I know, I know. 1355 00:54:31,184 --> 00:54:32,434 Is this going to be on the internet? 1356 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,727 - I don't know about that. 1357 00:54:33,853 --> 00:54:36,146 - It's going to kill my business. Very badly. 1358 00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:38,274 - We'll try to keep it under wraps, okay? 1359 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,984 - Okay. Thank you, officer. 1360 00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:42,069 - Mr. Wells. Do you recall what the man looked like 1361 00:54:42,195 --> 00:54:43,570 who delivered the food? 1362 00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:45,114 - I didn't even see the guy! 1363 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,156 - Why not? 1364 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:47,741 - I just gave him the money and he gave me the food, 1365 00:54:47,867 --> 00:54:48,909 and that was it. 1366 00:54:49,035 --> 00:54:53,247 - So you don't look people in the eyes when you talk to them? 1367 00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:55,582 - I was agitated. 1368 00:54:55,709 --> 00:54:58,794 - Why were you agitated? 1369 00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:02,464 - Domestic issues. 1370 00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:06,135 - What kind of domestic issues? 1371 00:55:06,261 --> 00:55:07,678 - Personal shit, man. It's none of your business. 1372 00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:08,846 What are you implying? 1373 00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:11,348 - I just want to know why you were agitated. 1374 00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:14,268 - I'm agitated because you're asking me why I'm agitated. 1375 00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:16,854 I'm agitated because... I'm just agitated. 1376 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:20,607 I don't like it when people ask me why I'm agitated... 1377 00:55:20,734 --> 00:55:22,860 I don't know. 1378 00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:25,029 - Miss, are you okay? 1379 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:27,323 - It's Mrs. and she's fine. 1380 00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:30,451 - I got it. - God damn, fucking cock!! 1381 00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:32,369 - Let's see if we can match the severed member 1382 00:55:32,495 --> 00:55:33,495 to the severed foot. 1383 00:55:33,621 --> 00:55:35,831 It might be from the same body. 1384 00:55:35,957 --> 00:55:38,876 - Judging from the foot size, I'd say it is. 1385 00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:41,170 - Ma'am, if you have any trouble at all, 1386 00:55:41,296 --> 00:55:42,379 don't hesitate to call me. 1387 00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:43,839 - Thank you so much, officer. 1388 00:55:43,965 --> 00:55:46,550 - Wait a second, why are you giving her special treatment? 1389 00:55:46,676 --> 00:55:49,720 I'm the one who got violated, man. 1390 00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:51,055 - Calm down, buddy. 1391 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:52,348 - Don't tell me to calm down. 1392 00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:54,016 There was a severed dick in my mouth. 1393 00:55:54,142 --> 00:55:55,642 I've sucked a dick before, in college, 1394 00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:57,978 but it was attached to a body, okay. 1395 00:55:58,104 --> 00:55:59,646 And my wife is running around 1396 00:55:59,773 --> 00:56:00,898 acting like a fucking sword swallower 1397 00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:02,358 from the Barnum and Bailey Circus. 1398 00:56:02,484 --> 00:56:04,735 And out of all the cops in Brooklyn they can send me, 1399 00:56:04,861 --> 00:56:07,196 they send me Andre the Giant and Betty Boop. 1400 00:56:07,322 --> 00:56:09,698 Okay? I want some fucking answers! 1401 00:56:09,824 --> 00:56:11,075 [Stevie Bricks laughing] 1402 00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:12,659 - No, I'll tell you this, 1403 00:56:12,786 --> 00:56:16,372 if I found a penis in my Chinese food, 1404 00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:18,665 I'd probably throw a rock through the window. 1405 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:22,669 What's the name of the place? What is it? 1406 00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:25,506 Hong Kong Castle? 1407 00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:28,425 They should change it to Long Dong Castle. 1408 00:56:28,551 --> 00:56:31,595 Be careful ordering noodles from that place, people. 1409 00:56:31,721 --> 00:56:35,224 You might get something a little extra. 1410 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:39,895 Anyway, by now most of you have heard, 1411 00:56:40,021 --> 00:56:42,523 the Chastity Fielding 27, 1412 00:56:42,649 --> 00:56:44,733 crashed after take-off on Tuesday. 1413 00:56:44,859 --> 00:56:47,778 This was supposed to be the first commercial airplane 1414 00:56:47,904 --> 00:56:50,114 to orbit the earth. 1415 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:51,407 - This place is great. 1416 00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:53,242 I had dinner here a few weeks ago. 1417 00:56:53,368 --> 00:56:56,370 - Yeah? Well, I hope you're paying. 1418 00:56:56,496 --> 00:56:58,956 Chastity stock is down 50 percent. 1419 00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:00,749 - It's all right, Barry. Don't worry. 1420 00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:02,209 I got this. 1421 00:57:02,335 --> 00:57:03,627 It's going to go back up again. 1422 00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:05,629 - "Consumer space travel, that's the way of the future." 1423 00:57:05,755 --> 00:57:07,881 - That's what you said, dude. - It is. It is. 1424 00:57:08,007 --> 00:57:10,008 - Well, if that first test flight is any indication, 1425 00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:11,427 the future looks pretty bleak. 1426 00:57:11,553 --> 00:57:13,595 - Come on, Barry. Listen. 1427 00:57:13,721 --> 00:57:16,932 It's a test, the rocket exploded in a test. 1428 00:57:17,058 --> 00:57:18,851 That's what a test is for. 1429 00:57:18,977 --> 00:57:21,103 - You guys ready to order? - Yeah, I think so. 1430 00:57:21,229 --> 00:57:23,397 - I was overhearing your conversation 1431 00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,607 about the Chastity thing. 1432 00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:27,443 Man, that was a tragedy, huh? 1433 00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:28,694 - Yeah, well. 1434 00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:31,280 They'll get a consumer flight into space before you know it 1435 00:57:31,406 --> 00:57:33,532 and that stock's going to take off like a rocket. 1436 00:57:33,658 --> 00:57:35,701 - Hopefully, it doesn't take off like the last one did. 1437 00:57:35,827 --> 00:57:37,619 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're going to get it up. 1438 00:57:37,745 --> 00:57:39,079 There's no doubt about that. 1439 00:57:39,205 --> 00:57:41,623 It's only a matter of time. 1440 00:57:41,749 --> 00:57:44,084 Can you imagine being that pilot? 1441 00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:45,127 The guy who was in there, 1442 00:57:45,253 --> 00:57:48,630 having trained his whole life for that one moment. 1443 00:57:48,756 --> 00:57:54,803 And then you're finally up soaring toward the sky and 1444 00:57:54,929 --> 00:58:00,309 everything you studied for, hoped for, dreamed for.... 1445 00:58:00,435 --> 00:58:02,144 gone. 1446 00:58:02,270 --> 00:58:06,190 - Honey, nobody is following you. 1447 00:58:07,859 --> 00:58:10,652 Really? With the spitting still? 1448 00:58:10,778 --> 00:58:12,905 [sighs] 1449 00:58:13,281 --> 00:58:16,492 So, they're not actually firing you, right? 1450 00:58:16,618 --> 00:58:18,452 - No, it's a leave of absence. 1451 00:58:18,578 --> 00:58:20,287 - Okay, so great. How long? 1452 00:58:20,413 --> 00:58:21,830 - Like, a month. 1453 00:58:21,956 --> 00:58:22,998 - And they're paying you? 1454 00:58:23,124 --> 00:58:24,500 - Yeah. 1455 00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:26,668 - Okay, so what's the big deal? 1456 00:58:26,794 --> 00:58:29,087 - I don't get why companies act like a leave of absence with pay 1457 00:58:29,214 --> 00:58:30,172 is punishment. 1458 00:58:30,298 --> 00:58:31,924 It's a gift. 1459 00:58:32,050 --> 00:58:34,510 - That's a good way of looking at it. 1460 00:58:34,636 --> 00:58:39,848 - Hi. 1461 00:58:53,446 --> 00:58:56,031 - What the fuck are you doing? 1462 00:58:56,157 --> 00:58:58,116 - I'm not really hungry. 1463 00:58:58,243 --> 00:59:01,036 You got any wine or any liquor? 1464 00:59:01,162 --> 00:59:05,707 - I know who's sending you body parts. 1465 00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:09,378 Fuck it, let's have a drink. 1466 00:59:11,172 --> 00:59:14,550 - It's just too simple, man. It's not that simple. - Why? 1467 00:59:14,676 --> 00:59:16,635 - Because there are too many... - Too many what? 1468 00:59:16,761 --> 00:59:18,554 - Too many suspects. - Who? 1469 00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,556 - You. 1470 00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:23,725 - I'm not sending you body parts, okay? 1471 00:59:23,851 --> 00:59:26,395 - My students, for one. 1472 00:59:26,521 --> 00:59:27,729 - Who? 1473 00:59:27,855 --> 00:59:29,565 - Rain, the one who hates me. 1474 00:59:29,691 --> 00:59:30,732 - Why would she send you body parts? 1475 00:59:30,858 --> 00:59:32,234 - Because she hates me. 1476 00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:33,986 - Where would she get the body parts? 1477 00:59:34,112 --> 00:59:37,239 - Her grandfather has diabetes; they amputated his foot. 1478 00:59:37,365 --> 00:59:39,241 - That's fucking ridiculous. 1479 00:59:39,367 --> 00:59:42,035 - You thought she took her grandfather's amputated foot 1480 00:59:42,161 --> 00:59:44,246 and put it in the dryer? 1481 00:59:44,372 --> 00:59:46,415 - It's not funny. - Yes, it is. 1482 00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:47,749 - Actually it isn't. 1483 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:49,501 My uncle has diabetes. 1484 00:59:49,627 --> 00:59:52,087 - Tom Hanks has diabetes. - What? 1485 00:59:52,213 --> 00:59:53,171 - No. - Yeah. 1486 00:59:53,298 --> 00:59:56,049 - Okay and then I thought maybe it was Rain's mom. 1487 00:59:56,175 --> 00:59:57,926 - Why would she send you body parts? 1488 00:59:58,052 --> 01:00:00,012 - She hates Arabs, okay, 1489 01:00:00,138 --> 01:00:02,097 and that's the new trend in the world, 1490 01:00:02,223 --> 01:00:03,515 is to blame the Muslims. 1491 01:00:03,641 --> 01:00:04,975 - You're not Muslim. - She doesn't know that. 1492 01:00:05,101 --> 01:00:06,893 - It's this guy, the waiter. 1493 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:09,062 He overheard us talking that night. 1494 01:00:09,188 --> 01:00:10,939 - Where did he get my name? Where did he get our address? 1495 01:00:11,065 --> 01:00:13,150 - You paid for dinner. 1496 01:00:13,276 --> 01:00:14,151 - Did we pay for dinner? 1497 01:00:14,277 --> 01:00:16,945 - Yeah, I remember, because you never pay for dinner. 1498 01:00:17,071 --> 01:00:18,488 But you did that night. 1499 01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:21,199 So he has your name and he has your credit card number. 1500 01:00:21,326 --> 01:00:22,993 Finding out your address with that information 1501 01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:24,286 isn't that difficult. 1502 01:00:24,412 --> 01:00:25,996 - Okay, possibly. 1503 01:00:26,122 --> 01:00:29,708 But the chances that it's the same guy from college, 1504 01:00:29,834 --> 01:00:32,210 - that was 20 years ago, there's no fucking way. - So what? 1505 01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:35,088 - It's too coincidental. - This shit happens all the time. 1506 01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:36,256 - He's right, he's right. 1507 01:00:36,382 --> 01:00:38,508 My aunt turned 50, she went to Tibet 1508 01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:40,344 on a mountain climbing expedition. 1509 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:42,346 She gets to the top of this mountain, 1510 01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:45,349 there's a man sitting on a rock, next to a camp fire. 1511 01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:47,059 It's her high school sweetheart, 1512 01:00:47,185 --> 01:00:48,852 who she has not seen in 30 years. 1513 01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:50,854 - Bullshit. - I swear to God it's true. 1514 01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:51,813 - That's an urban legend. 1515 01:00:51,939 --> 01:00:53,398 It's like the guy who accidentally fucked his sister 1516 01:00:53,524 --> 01:00:54,733 at a frat party. 1517 01:00:54,859 --> 01:00:56,485 - It's a little more romantic than that. 1518 01:00:56,611 --> 01:00:58,153 - I hired a private investigator 1519 01:00:58,279 --> 01:00:59,946 to do a background check on this guy 1520 01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:01,073 and find out who he is. 1521 01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:02,741 - No, you didn't. - Yeah, I did. 1522 01:01:02,867 --> 01:01:04,284 - We can't afford a private investigator. 1523 01:01:04,410 --> 01:01:07,537 - You don't have to worry about it, I'm taking care of it. 1524 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,748 - Well, that's pretty big of you. 1525 01:01:09,874 --> 01:01:11,583 - Well, I'm a big man, Ron. 1526 01:01:11,709 --> 01:01:15,212 - Yeah, you are, very big. 1527 01:01:15,338 --> 01:01:18,715 - Well, you would know, Nicki. 1528 01:01:18,841 --> 01:01:21,343 - What are you talking about? 1529 01:01:22,011 --> 01:01:24,137 - Oh, he didn't tell you? 1530 01:01:24,263 --> 01:01:26,348 - Tell me what? 1531 01:01:26,474 --> 01:01:27,724 - She sucked your dick?! 1532 01:01:27,850 --> 01:01:30,560 - You fucked around with him, and that's what happens. - I didn't fuck around with him. 1533 01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:32,104 - You don't like it, right? - I didn't fuck around with him. 1534 01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:36,608 - This is how I felt for the last two weeks! - She sucked your dick? 1535 01:01:36,734 --> 01:01:39,361 - I can't even believe you! 1536 01:02:05,888 --> 01:02:07,597 - His name is Wally Moore, 1537 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:11,393 age 42, lives in Sunset Park, 1538 01:02:11,519 --> 01:02:13,770 born and raised in Minneapolis, Minnesota. 1539 01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:15,147 He waits tables at the Raven. 1540 01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:16,565 - Where did this guy go to college? 1541 01:02:16,691 --> 01:02:17,566 - Boston College. 1542 01:02:17,692 --> 01:02:18,984 - Boston College, that's where I went to school, 1543 01:02:19,110 --> 01:02:21,027 - It's got to be the same guy. - Holy shit. 1544 01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:22,446 - What year did he graduate? 1545 01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:23,780 - He didn't. - Why? 1546 01:02:23,906 --> 01:02:25,824 - It says he dropped out his sophomore year. 1547 01:02:25,950 --> 01:02:27,284 - What for? 1548 01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:29,661 - I don't know. It's strange too, he had a scholarship. 1549 01:02:29,787 --> 01:02:31,955 - You think he would have graduated. - What kind of scholarship? 1550 01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:33,373 - Music. 1551 01:02:33,499 --> 01:02:36,710 Turns out, he had been a noted saxophonist 1552 01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:38,462 from the time he was a child. 1553 01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:41,465 He was considered something of a prodigy. 1554 01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:42,799 - A prodigy, really? 1555 01:02:42,925 --> 01:02:44,134 - Yeah, he must have been very good 1556 01:02:44,260 --> 01:02:46,970 because he's missing two fingers on his hand. 1557 01:02:47,096 --> 01:02:48,430 - Fuck. 1558 01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:49,639 - What? 1559 01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:51,892 - I ruined the guy's life. - Come on, don't say that. 1560 01:02:52,018 --> 01:02:53,143 - What's he talking about? 1561 01:02:53,269 --> 01:02:55,061 - He cut the guys fingers off. 1562 01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:57,856 - Why did you do that? - It was an accident. 1563 01:02:57,982 --> 01:02:59,232 - Oh, well, that would account for 1564 01:02:59,358 --> 01:03:00,692 why he dropped out of college. 1565 01:03:00,818 --> 01:03:02,068 - I fucked his whole life up. 1566 01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:04,488 He had dreams of being the next Charlie Parker. 1567 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:09,242 I severed his dreams, literally, severed his dreams. 1568 01:03:09,368 --> 01:03:12,078 You can't be a saxophone player with fucking three fingers. 1569 01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:13,288 It can't be done. 1570 01:03:13,414 --> 01:03:14,831 - Hey, look, remember that one-armed drummer 1571 01:03:14,957 --> 01:03:17,000 from that rock band back in the 80's? 1572 01:03:17,126 --> 01:03:19,044 - Remember that guy? - Uh-huh. 1573 01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:21,463 - What's your point? 1574 01:03:21,589 --> 01:03:23,423 - I don't really have one. 1575 01:03:23,549 --> 01:03:25,967 How'd you find out all this information so quickly? 1576 01:03:26,093 --> 01:03:27,511 - Are you kidding? 1577 01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:31,765 I got half this shit off his Facebook page. 1578 01:03:31,974 --> 01:03:34,392 - Oh, he looks happy. - He does, doesn't he? 1579 01:03:34,519 --> 01:03:35,811 - He doesn't look sad at all. 1580 01:03:35,937 --> 01:03:37,395 - Maybe I didn't ruin his life. 1581 01:03:37,522 --> 01:03:40,065 - No, I think you probably ruined his life. 1582 01:03:40,191 --> 01:03:41,650 - Why do you say that? 1583 01:03:41,776 --> 01:03:44,903 - He likes to go to a jazz club called Dino's. 1584 01:03:45,029 --> 01:03:46,738 - You know the place? - No. 1585 01:03:46,864 --> 01:03:48,114 - Yeah, I know the place. 1586 01:03:48,241 --> 01:03:51,493 - Yeah, okay. Well, go there sometime. 1587 01:03:51,619 --> 01:03:54,371 You'll see what I'm talking about. 1588 01:03:54,497 --> 01:03:56,998 He's there almost every night. 1589 01:03:57,124 --> 01:03:59,209 [jazz music plays] 1590 01:03:59,335 --> 01:04:01,670 ♪♪ 1591 01:04:48,342 --> 01:04:49,759 - What do we do, guys? 1592 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:50,927 - We should follow him. 1593 01:04:51,053 --> 01:04:51,761 - What? - You want to follow him? 1594 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:53,054 - Why would we follow him? 1595 01:04:53,180 --> 01:04:54,431 - I don't know, it's just the first thing I thought of. 1596 01:04:54,557 --> 01:04:55,640 It seemed like the right thing to do. 1597 01:04:55,766 --> 01:04:57,642 - That's a dumb idea. Think things through for once. 1598 01:04:57,768 --> 01:04:59,185 - I'm not good at thinking, okay? 1599 01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:01,438 The first time I saw that famous statue by Rodin, 1600 01:05:01,564 --> 01:05:02,856 I didn't even recognize what he was doing. 1601 01:05:02,982 --> 01:05:04,274 - Did you see how sad he looked? 1602 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:05,817 That guys looked really depressed, 1603 01:05:05,943 --> 01:05:06,735 I felt bad for him. 1604 01:05:06,861 --> 01:05:08,820 - I did that. - No, you didn't. 1605 01:05:08,946 --> 01:05:10,572 - Yeah, I did. - It's the music. 1606 01:05:10,698 --> 01:05:12,324 - That's why they call it the blues. 1607 01:05:12,450 --> 01:05:13,658 - He could have had an amazing career. 1608 01:05:13,784 --> 01:05:15,076 He could have been the next Scarlatti. 1609 01:05:15,202 --> 01:05:16,745 - Well, he also could have been the next Kenny G. 1610 01:05:16,871 --> 01:05:17,871 Maybe you did the world a favor. 1611 01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:18,872 - I like Kenny G. 1612 01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:20,123 - I should go talk to him, maybe. 1613 01:05:20,249 --> 01:05:21,082 I should maybe talk to him 1614 01:05:21,208 --> 01:05:22,042 and try to make amends, or something. 1615 01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:23,543 - Ron, you should go to the police. 1616 01:05:23,669 --> 01:05:25,253 He's clearly the guy who's been sending you those body parts 1617 01:05:25,379 --> 01:05:25,962 and he's dangerous. 1618 01:05:26,088 --> 01:05:27,130 - She right, Ron. 1619 01:05:27,256 --> 01:05:29,341 - Right? 1620 01:05:29,759 --> 01:05:31,301 What? What's wrong? 1621 01:05:31,427 --> 01:05:32,802 Why are you looking at me like that? 1622 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:34,262 - I'm just like looking at you. 1623 01:05:34,388 --> 01:05:36,806 You're so beautiful. 1624 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:41,561 I can see why Les wanted to put his dick in your mouth. 1625 01:05:42,313 --> 01:05:45,815 - I've gotten my fair share of hate mail all over the years, 1626 01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:49,611 telling me I'm a scumbag, 1627 01:05:49,737 --> 01:05:53,823 the scourge of the earth, the cancer of the airwaves. 1628 01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:57,494 But no one's ever sent me a severed animal head, 1629 01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:58,662 until today. 1630 01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:00,205 I think it was a cat, 1631 01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:04,960 I didn't keep it long enough to find out. 1632 01:06:05,086 --> 01:06:08,672 It was terrifying in a lot of ways, 1633 01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:10,298 knowing that someone went through the trouble 1634 01:06:10,424 --> 01:06:11,841 to send me such a thing. 1635 01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:17,138 I'm a little rattled, I will admit. 1636 01:06:17,264 --> 01:06:19,015 But I'm not deterred. 1637 01:06:19,141 --> 01:06:21,476 The words I say, the opinions I take, 1638 01:06:21,602 --> 01:06:23,979 the thoughts in my head, they will not cease. 1639 01:06:24,105 --> 01:06:26,773 They will flow from my mouth like a furious river. 1640 01:06:26,899 --> 01:06:30,652 Decapitate all the cats in Brooklyn if you have to. 1641 01:06:30,778 --> 01:06:31,736 Call in ISIS! 1642 01:06:31,862 --> 01:06:34,114 I will not be intimidated! 1643 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,534 You do not scare me! 1644 01:06:40,788 --> 01:06:43,915 - We're looking for a Mr. Wally Moore. 1645 01:06:44,041 --> 01:06:45,583 - That's me. 1646 01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:46,584 - Do you have a second? 1647 01:06:46,711 --> 01:06:49,504 We would like to just ask you a couple questions. 1648 01:06:49,630 --> 01:06:52,340 - Yeah, I've got a second. What's up? 1649 01:06:52,466 --> 01:06:57,303 - Do you have a place we can speak privately? 1650 01:06:57,430 --> 01:07:00,932 - Yeah, come on in back. 1651 01:07:01,058 --> 01:07:03,476 - Thank you, sir. 1652 01:07:09,608 --> 01:07:10,984 - So I got something here for you, 1653 01:07:11,110 --> 01:07:12,360 one of my favorite things. 1654 01:07:12,486 --> 01:07:15,363 This place has the best cupcakes in Brooklyn. 1655 01:07:15,489 --> 01:07:17,949 So these are Red Velvet, 1656 01:07:18,075 --> 01:07:19,659 - and they are to die for. - Dig in, buddy. 1657 01:07:19,785 --> 01:07:21,619 - They are so good. 1658 01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:23,288 - Come on, have one, Wycoff. 1659 01:07:23,414 --> 01:07:25,999 - You don't eat sugar? You don't eat sweets? 1660 01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:27,000 - Well... 1661 01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:28,668 - Don't feel obligated to eat it if you don't want to. 1662 01:07:28,794 --> 01:07:30,962 - Its good, right. It's delicious, it's amazing. - Awesome. 1663 01:07:31,088 --> 01:07:34,632 - So what's the status? 1664 01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:39,721 - We got the DNA samples back from the body parts. 1665 01:07:39,847 --> 01:07:41,681 - Well, that's great. Who's the victim? 1666 01:07:41,807 --> 01:07:43,183 - No idea. 1667 01:07:43,309 --> 01:07:45,185 We couldn't track the person. 1668 01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:48,354 It's a male, white guy, that's all we know. 1669 01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:50,231 - That could be anybody. 1670 01:07:50,357 --> 01:07:54,486 - That's correct, there are a lot of white people in New York. 1671 01:07:54,820 --> 01:07:59,365 - Okay, so now what? What happens now? 1672 01:07:59,492 --> 01:08:03,620 - So, we don't know who it is. 1673 01:08:04,163 --> 01:08:06,873 But this is where it gets especially strange. 1674 01:08:06,999 --> 01:08:08,083 - Okay. 1675 01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:11,336 - The blood on the foot, it wasn't real. 1676 01:08:11,462 --> 01:08:13,880 - That doesn't make any sense at all. 1677 01:08:14,006 --> 01:08:16,424 - That doesn't make any sense. 1678 01:08:16,550 --> 01:08:18,927 - You're saying it's fake blood? 1679 01:08:19,053 --> 01:08:21,554 Like fake blood from like, the fake blood store? 1680 01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:23,848 - Tomato sauce. 1681 01:08:23,974 --> 01:08:26,059 - Tomato...tomato sauce? 1682 01:08:26,185 --> 01:08:28,603 - Marinara. 1683 01:08:28,729 --> 01:08:31,231 - Marinara? Marinara? 1684 01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:32,899 Marinara, marinara, like, the marinara sauce, 1685 01:08:33,025 --> 01:08:35,860 - Yeah, marinara, marinara. Yeah. 1686 01:08:35,986 --> 01:08:39,572 - Why would the guy put marinara sauce on a real foot? 1687 01:08:39,698 --> 01:08:41,741 - Why would he do that? - That, my friend, is a good question. 1688 01:08:41,867 --> 01:08:43,243 - Yeah, and what's the answer? 1689 01:08:43,369 --> 01:08:46,037 - I don't have the answer. The guy's probably nuts. 1690 01:08:46,163 --> 01:08:48,414 - Yeah, the guy's probably nuts. 1691 01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:50,375 You talked to the guy? 1692 01:08:50,501 --> 01:08:52,335 - Which one? 1693 01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:54,921 - Wally, the waiter, the guy I went to college with. 1694 01:08:55,047 --> 01:08:58,383 - Yeah, yeah, that guy. Yeah, we talked to him. 1695 01:08:58,509 --> 01:08:59,884 - And? 1696 01:09:00,010 --> 01:09:02,512 - He didn't do it. 1697 01:09:02,638 --> 01:09:04,764 - You didn't arrest the guy? - No. 1698 01:09:04,890 --> 01:09:06,057 - Why didn't you arrest the guy? 1699 01:09:06,183 --> 01:09:07,600 - I just told you, he didn't do it. 1700 01:09:07,726 --> 01:09:08,768 - Of course he did it. 1701 01:09:08,894 --> 01:09:10,436 This is the guy, I'm telling you... 1702 01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:13,606 - Look, we interviewed the guy and he was a really nice guy. 1703 01:09:13,732 --> 01:09:16,109 - He's a very nice guy. - He is, yeah. 1704 01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:18,570 - Ted Bundy was a nice guy, okay? 1705 01:09:18,696 --> 01:09:20,572 Just because you're nice doesn't mean you're not capable of 1706 01:09:20,698 --> 01:09:22,949 doing really fucked up crazy morbid up shit. 1707 01:09:23,075 --> 01:09:26,244 - Hey, watch the tone. 1708 01:09:26,370 --> 01:09:30,248 I got to remember this place. These cupcakes are awesome. 1709 01:09:30,374 --> 01:09:31,916 Have another one. 1710 01:09:32,042 --> 01:09:33,585 [jazz piano plays] 1711 01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:36,337 ♪♪ 1712 01:10:02,698 --> 01:10:04,115 - What? 1713 01:10:04,241 --> 01:10:05,617 Stop! 1714 01:10:05,743 --> 01:10:08,244 Police!!! 1715 01:10:10,289 --> 01:10:12,624 Somebody stop her!! 1716 01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:14,417 [jazz music continues] 1717 01:10:14,543 --> 01:10:16,920 ♪♪ 1718 01:10:25,596 --> 01:10:29,641 - She ripped my heart out. I had no idea it was coming. 1719 01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:31,809 Oh, shit! 1720 01:10:35,105 --> 01:10:36,648 [dramatic music plays] 1721 01:10:36,774 --> 01:10:39,275 ♪♪ 1722 01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:49,661 - We don't understand why she was in Muslim garb. 1723 01:10:49,787 --> 01:10:52,497 - No, this is something we just can't figure out. 1724 01:10:52,623 --> 01:10:56,709 We raised her as a Greek Orthodox. 1725 01:10:56,835 --> 01:11:02,715 - You know, I think that she just really liked the style. 1726 01:11:02,841 --> 01:11:05,677 And she had very eclectic tastes. 1727 01:11:05,803 --> 01:11:07,512 - Too bad it's not an Irish funeral, 1728 01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:09,806 we could go get fucked up afterwards. 1729 01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:12,308 - Oh, that's what they do after an Irish funeral, right? - Yeah. 1730 01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:14,185 - They all get wasted and dance around? - Yeah. 1731 01:11:14,311 --> 01:11:15,687 - I've never been to one of those. 1732 01:11:15,813 --> 01:11:17,689 - Hey, listen...I'm going to have a photo opening 1733 01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:19,816 next week and I would love for you to come. 1734 01:11:19,942 --> 01:11:21,025 - Of that's cool, yeah. 1735 01:11:21,151 --> 01:11:24,070 You want to go to a photo show next week? 1736 01:11:24,196 --> 01:11:25,363 - Yeah, sure. 1737 01:11:25,489 --> 01:11:26,698 - Yeah, what kind of photos? 1738 01:11:26,824 --> 01:11:28,866 - It's hardcore porn. 1739 01:11:28,993 --> 01:11:30,368 - We have to go now, Les. 1740 01:11:30,494 --> 01:11:32,662 I'm sorry we can't ask you to come to dinner with us 1741 01:11:32,788 --> 01:11:34,455 but we only have a reservation for four. 1742 01:11:34,581 --> 01:11:35,623 - No problem. 1743 01:11:35,749 --> 01:11:37,542 - You'll come by later and we'll have some coffee. 1744 01:11:37,668 --> 01:11:39,210 - Good, we have questions to ask. 1745 01:11:39,336 --> 01:11:41,129 You take care of yourself. 1746 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:43,214 [intense music continues] 1747 01:11:43,340 --> 01:11:45,508 ♪♪ 1748 01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:04,569 - Oh shit. 1749 01:12:04,695 --> 01:12:06,821 I forgot to put these by the grave. 1750 01:12:06,947 --> 01:12:09,073 I should go back, maybe. 1751 01:12:09,199 --> 01:12:10,491 - I'll put them there for you. - Would you? 1752 01:12:10,617 --> 01:12:11,409 - Yeah, of course. 1753 01:12:11,535 --> 01:12:13,328 - Thanks, I'm so exhausted. 1754 01:12:13,454 --> 01:12:15,163 I feel like I'm going to pass out. 1755 01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:16,414 - You don't look well. 1756 01:12:16,540 --> 01:12:18,333 Have you been drinking enough water? 1757 01:12:18,459 --> 01:12:19,584 - No. 1758 01:12:19,710 --> 01:12:24,088 - Here Les, drink this. I'll be back. 1759 01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:31,012 - It was a nice ceremony. 1760 01:12:32,222 --> 01:12:33,931 - When the priest kept saying, "ashes to ashes 1761 01:12:34,058 --> 01:12:36,100 and dust to dust," 1762 01:12:36,226 --> 01:12:40,146 all I could think about was how badly I wanted a cigarette. 1763 01:12:42,316 --> 01:12:44,942 - She's in a better place. 1764 01:12:45,069 --> 01:12:46,611 - You really think being in a wooden box, 1765 01:12:46,737 --> 01:12:49,238 6 feet under, is a better place? 1766 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:53,868 - Maybe, if you're agoraphobic. 1767 01:12:55,829 --> 01:12:58,247 - I haven't had a cigarette in 25 years. 1768 01:12:58,374 --> 01:13:00,458 - Really? 1769 01:13:00,584 --> 01:13:04,796 - You know, a lot of people started smoking after 9/1 1 . 1770 01:13:06,590 --> 01:13:10,551 - Maybe the cigarette companies were behind it. 1771 01:13:21,188 --> 01:13:21,771 - So, have you thought about 1772 01:13:21,897 --> 01:13:25,149 where you're going to scatter the ashes? 1773 01:13:25,859 --> 01:13:29,445 - What are you talking about? We just buried her. 1774 01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:32,448 - I knew that. My head's in the clouds. 1775 01:13:32,574 --> 01:13:34,742 - Les, aren't Kate's parents coming by later? 1776 01:13:34,868 --> 01:13:36,994 You want me to help clean some of this stuff up? 1777 01:13:37,121 --> 01:13:39,122 - No, no, it's okay. It's all right. 1778 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:40,998 - Don't worry about it. - I don't mind. 1779 01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:42,667 - I would be happy to do it. - Yeah, I can help tidy up, too. 1780 01:13:42,793 --> 01:13:44,127 - I could vacuum. - No, Ron. 1781 01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:46,337 - Why don't you go home and I'll meet you later. 1782 01:13:46,463 --> 01:13:48,131 - No, I want to keep Les company. 1783 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:49,340 He needs us. 1784 01:13:49,466 --> 01:13:53,678 - You should go. It's depressing here. 1785 01:13:53,804 --> 01:13:54,929 - Yeah. 1786 01:14:03,063 --> 01:14:05,022 - Are you kidding me? 1787 01:14:05,149 --> 01:14:06,858 Oh no. 1788 01:14:06,984 --> 01:14:08,609 Fuck. 1789 01:14:08,735 --> 01:14:10,361 Hong Kong Café closed? 1790 01:14:10,487 --> 01:14:12,363 - Oh, yeah, man. 1791 01:14:12,489 --> 01:14:13,823 - That was my favorite restaurant. 1792 01:14:13,949 --> 01:14:16,159 - Dude, it was mine too. 1793 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:18,035 But you heard what happened, right? 1794 01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:19,370 - Yeah, I heard. 1795 01:14:19,496 --> 01:14:20,580 - Yeah, it was crazy. 1796 01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:22,081 That dude ate a whole severed penis. 1797 01:14:22,207 --> 01:14:24,333 - I didn't eat a severed...he didn't eat a severed penis. 1798 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:25,877 That's not what happened. 1799 01:14:26,003 --> 01:14:26,961 - That's not what I heard 1800 01:14:27,087 --> 01:14:29,213 'cause I heard he ate a whole severed penis. 1801 01:14:29,339 --> 01:14:30,590 - No, man, you're misinformed. 1802 01:14:30,716 --> 01:14:31,424 It didn't happen that way. 1803 01:14:31,550 --> 01:14:36,888 He didn't...he didn't...it didn't happen, so. 1804 01:14:37,014 --> 01:14:39,932 - Did you see the rap video, though? 1805 01:14:40,058 --> 01:14:42,101 - Rap video? 1806 01:14:42,227 --> 01:14:42,727 - Come on. 1807 01:14:42,853 --> 01:14:45,897 You're telling me, you did not see "Penis in My Chinese Food"? 1808 01:14:46,023 --> 01:14:47,565 - "Penis in My Chinese Food"? 1809 01:14:47,691 --> 01:14:49,650 - Man, I can't let you leave without seeing this video. 1810 01:14:49,776 --> 01:14:51,444 Dude, this is funny. 1811 01:14:51,570 --> 01:14:53,362 - There's a penis in my Chinese food. 1812 01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:55,615 - You put the penis in my Chinese food. 1813 01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:57,992 You put the penis in my Chinese food. 1814 01:14:58,118 --> 01:15:00,244 Oh shit, that ain't good! 1815 01:15:00,370 --> 01:15:02,371 - You put the penis in my Chinese food! 1816 01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:04,457 I was hungry so I made an order... 1817 01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:05,458 - That's stupid, man. 1818 01:15:05,584 --> 01:15:06,667 That's some lowbrow stupid shit. 1819 01:15:06,793 --> 01:15:08,419 - No, this is funny, man. - That's not funny. 1820 01:15:08,545 --> 01:15:09,629 - This is real comedy. 1821 01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:10,963 - It's the reason why the culture that we have 1822 01:15:11,089 --> 01:15:12,715 is in the shitter, because of stuff like this. 1823 01:15:12,841 --> 01:15:14,967 You laughing at it enables insipid culture. 1824 01:15:15,093 --> 01:15:16,177 You should be ashamed of yourself. 1825 01:15:16,303 --> 01:15:18,554 - Yo, dude. It's just a video. 1826 01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:21,390 Lighten the fuck up. 1827 01:15:26,563 --> 01:15:27,438 - Who's that? 1828 01:15:27,564 --> 01:15:30,107 - I ordered Chinese food. 1829 01:15:30,234 --> 01:15:31,442 Keep the change. 1830 01:15:31,568 --> 01:15:33,694 - Thanks. 1831 01:15:37,574 --> 01:15:38,991 - Should I just throw this cheese out? 1832 01:15:39,117 --> 01:15:41,202 - Just leave it on the counter. 1833 01:15:41,328 --> 01:15:43,329 Kate's parents might be hungry. 1834 01:15:43,455 --> 01:15:46,374 - Ok, sure. - Thanks. 1835 01:16:02,474 --> 01:16:05,184 - That's such a nice picture of you two. 1836 01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:07,520 - Yeah. 1837 01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:10,690 - You two were always smiling. 1838 01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:13,693 You looked so happy. 1839 01:16:14,528 --> 01:16:17,363 - We weren't. 1840 01:16:18,865 --> 01:16:24,203 But, then, who really is? 1841 01:16:24,997 --> 01:16:28,082 - I'm not. 1842 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:34,130 - I didn't think I could feel any emptier. 1843 01:16:40,512 --> 01:16:44,348 - I feel exactly the same way. 1844 01:16:47,019 --> 01:16:51,772 - Is this where we're supposed to kiss? 1845 01:16:51,982 --> 01:16:54,317 - Do you want to? 1846 01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:57,361 - I'm not sure. 1847 01:16:58,238 --> 01:17:02,783 - What do you want, Les? - Another blowjob? 1848 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:05,202 [jazz music plays] 1849 01:17:05,329 --> 01:17:08,497 ♪♪ 1850 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,848 - How's it going, man? 1851 01:17:25,974 --> 01:17:27,433 - Good. 1852 01:17:27,559 --> 01:17:29,268 - Do you mind if I sit down? 1853 01:17:29,394 --> 01:17:30,936 - Go for it. 1854 01:17:31,063 --> 01:17:33,356 - Thanks. 1855 01:17:41,073 --> 01:17:43,199 I know it was you. 1856 01:17:43,325 --> 01:17:46,160 [laughing] 1857 01:17:46,286 --> 01:17:48,871 - You got me. 1858 01:17:58,423 --> 01:18:02,301 - I'm not a good person. 1859 01:18:02,427 --> 01:18:07,640 - Yeah, but you've got a nice cock. 1860 01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:11,894 - I guess that's all that matters. 1861 01:18:12,104 --> 01:18:13,312 - So, you got my name and information 1862 01:18:13,438 --> 01:18:15,481 from my credit card, obviously. 1863 01:18:15,607 --> 01:18:16,732 - Yep. 1864 01:18:16,858 --> 01:18:20,736 - How about the body parts? Where did you get those? 1865 01:18:20,862 --> 01:18:22,405 - I got this buddy up in Saskatchewan 1866 01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:23,989 who works in a morgue. 1867 01:18:24,116 --> 01:18:26,826 Sometimes they get bodies they can't identify, so. 1868 01:18:26,952 --> 01:18:28,327 He owed me a favor. 1869 01:18:28,453 --> 01:18:30,663 I had him send me a cooler of parts. 1870 01:18:30,789 --> 01:18:33,165 - He didn't ask you why you needed the body parts? 1871 01:18:33,291 --> 01:18:34,583 - Not really. 1872 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,752 I just told him I was working on an art project 1873 01:18:36,878 --> 01:18:39,171 about suicide bombers. 1874 01:18:39,297 --> 01:18:40,756 - That's interesting. 1875 01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:43,342 Are you an artist? 1876 01:18:44,970 --> 01:18:47,680 - Not anymore. 1877 01:18:49,641 --> 01:18:51,267 [jazz music continues] 1878 01:18:51,393 --> 01:18:54,019 ♪♪ 1879 01:18:58,316 --> 01:19:01,277 [doorbell rings] 1880 01:19:02,654 --> 01:19:06,115 - That'll be Kate's parents. 1881 01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:14,749 I have to go pretend that I care about them. 1882 01:19:16,334 --> 01:19:19,628 - It'll be okay. 1883 01:19:22,549 --> 01:19:27,720 [crying] 1884 01:19:32,184 --> 01:19:35,227 - Then again, maybe it won't. 1885 01:19:35,353 --> 01:19:36,896 - All right, what about the cops? 1886 01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:38,105 How did you handle that? 1887 01:19:38,231 --> 01:19:40,399 - That was easy. I just told them I didn't do it. 1888 01:19:40,525 --> 01:19:41,150 - Really? 1889 01:19:41,276 --> 01:19:43,402 - Yeah, they were in a hurry to do something. 1890 01:19:43,528 --> 01:19:45,571 They wanted to go to a café to get cupcakes, 1891 01:19:45,697 --> 01:19:47,072 or something? 1892 01:19:47,199 --> 01:19:48,407 - Fucking cupcakes? 1893 01:19:48,533 --> 01:19:50,117 - Yeah, what's that all about? 1894 01:19:50,243 --> 01:19:52,745 - All right, what about the tomato sauce? 1895 01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:53,579 - Tomato sauce? 1896 01:19:53,705 --> 01:19:57,500 - Yeah, you put tomato sauce on the body parts? 1897 01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:59,293 - Oh yeah. 1898 01:19:59,419 --> 01:20:01,587 - Why did you do that? 1899 01:20:01,713 --> 01:20:04,590 - Dramatic effect. I wanted to scare you. 1900 01:20:04,716 --> 01:20:07,259 - Look, body parts alone are scary, okay? 1901 01:20:07,385 --> 01:20:11,263 You didn't need the tomato sauce, you know. 1902 01:20:11,389 --> 01:20:12,807 - When I looked at it, 1903 01:20:12,933 --> 01:20:15,601 it felt like it needed something a little extra, you know? 1904 01:20:15,727 --> 01:20:18,604 - Why didn't you use fake blood? 1905 01:20:18,730 --> 01:20:23,567 - Okay, so my grandma is really into making this marinara sauce 1906 01:20:23,693 --> 01:20:26,237 that's an old family recipe. 1907 01:20:26,363 --> 01:20:28,948 She makes jars and jars of it and sends it to me all the time 1908 01:20:29,074 --> 01:20:31,116 and I love the stuff, 1909 01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:32,785 but I can't eat it because it gives me heart burn 1910 01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:36,288 - and I can't bring myself to throw it away. - I got it. 1911 01:20:36,414 --> 01:20:37,665 - I don't like to waste. - I understand. 1912 01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:39,792 - Listen, can I ask you a question? 1913 01:20:39,918 --> 01:20:41,126 - Sure. 1914 01:20:41,253 --> 01:20:44,088 - After all these years...it happened such a long time ago. 1915 01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:47,383 Why did you do it now? 1916 01:20:48,468 --> 01:20:51,762 - Did you ever lose something you really love? 1917 01:20:51,888 --> 01:20:54,223 - No. 1918 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:57,142 - All right. Well, I'll tell you... 1919 01:20:57,269 --> 01:20:58,686 - Actually, I just lost a friend. 1920 01:20:58,812 --> 01:21:00,145 We buried her today. My God. 1921 01:21:00,272 --> 01:21:02,815 She died a couple of days ago. 1922 01:21:02,941 --> 01:21:04,859 I liked her. I loved her. 1923 01:21:04,985 --> 01:21:06,652 We were friends. 1924 01:21:06,778 --> 01:21:10,030 But my wife...I love her. 1925 01:21:10,156 --> 01:21:15,494 If anything happened to her, I don't know what I'd do. 1926 01:21:15,620 --> 01:21:18,831 - I loved the saxophone, Ron. 1927 01:21:18,957 --> 01:21:19,999 - I know, man. 1928 01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:22,501 Look, I'm sorry, but you can still play, can't you? 1929 01:21:22,627 --> 01:21:25,504 Remember that one-armed drummer from that band in the eighties 1930 01:21:25,630 --> 01:21:27,339 no one listens to anymore? 1931 01:21:27,465 --> 01:21:29,300 Remember that guy? He got in a car accident. 1932 01:21:29,426 --> 01:21:32,011 - Def Leppard is not Charlie Parker, dude. 1933 01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:36,849 - That's a totally different thing. - I know, I know, okay. 1934 01:21:36,975 --> 01:21:38,684 - Look man, I can't go the rest of my life 1935 01:21:38,810 --> 01:21:39,810 inspecting my food. 1936 01:21:39,936 --> 01:21:42,062 I can't be terrified every time I open my mail. 1937 01:21:42,188 --> 01:21:45,190 You know, I need some kind of assurance that we're cool. 1938 01:21:45,317 --> 01:21:46,525 - We're cool. We're cool. 1939 01:21:46,651 --> 01:21:49,236 I'm out of body parts, anyway. 1940 01:21:49,362 --> 01:21:50,529 - Really? - Yeah. 1941 01:21:50,655 --> 01:21:53,032 - So, a finger, a foot, and a penis. 1942 01:21:53,158 --> 01:21:54,533 That's all your friend sent you? 1943 01:21:54,659 --> 01:21:56,660 - Finger, foot and penis. Yeah. 1944 01:21:56,786 --> 01:21:57,995 - Okay. 1945 01:21:58,121 --> 01:22:01,332 - That thing with the Chinese restaurant and the penis. 1946 01:22:01,458 --> 01:22:03,500 That video was all over the internet, man. 1947 01:22:03,627 --> 01:22:04,543 It went viral. 1948 01:22:04,669 --> 01:22:07,671 - It's not funny, man. It's not funny. 1949 01:22:07,797 --> 01:22:09,840 That restaurant went out of business. 1950 01:22:09,966 --> 01:22:12,259 - Oh, well. I didn't want that to happen. 1951 01:22:12,385 --> 01:22:13,260 - Well, I knew the guy. 1952 01:22:13,386 --> 01:22:15,387 He was a really nice guy and he had a family. 1953 01:22:15,513 --> 01:22:16,889 - Well, I'd take that back. 1954 01:22:17,015 --> 01:22:18,223 - If I could take it back, I would. 1955 01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:20,059 I would take it back. 1956 01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:22,394 - Well, if I could go back twenty years ago, 1957 01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:23,896 I would have never gone to that frat party, 1958 01:22:24,022 --> 01:22:25,898 that's for sure. 1959 01:22:32,697 --> 01:22:35,574 - It's good to have closure. 1960 01:22:35,700 --> 01:22:39,745 - There's no such thing as closure, Ron. 1961 01:22:44,042 --> 01:22:45,584 - None of us are saints. 1962 01:22:45,710 --> 01:22:50,047 None of us are perfect. we're fallible. 1963 01:22:50,173 --> 01:22:51,882 we're vulnerable. 1964 01:22:52,008 --> 01:22:55,928 And ultimately, we are responsible for our actions. 1965 01:22:56,054 --> 01:22:58,597 The choices we make, the things we do, 1966 01:22:58,723 --> 01:23:05,104 and yes, the words we say, they all have an effect, 1967 01:23:05,230 --> 01:23:08,065 for better or worse. 1968 01:23:08,191 --> 01:23:09,108 I'm aware of this. 1969 01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:15,280 For every person I inspire, there's someone else I piss off. 1970 01:23:15,407 --> 01:23:20,619 For every innocent life lost, there's a thousand saved. 1971 01:23:20,745 --> 01:23:23,122 Flowers grow, flowers die. 1972 01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:25,791 The earth spins itself round and round. 1973 01:23:25,917 --> 01:23:30,212 None of us know what's going to happen tomorrow. 1974 01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:35,384 Maybe it's not that simple. 1975 01:23:35,510 --> 01:23:38,637 Maybe it is. I don't have the answers. 1976 01:23:38,763 --> 01:23:44,685 I'm just one man talking into a microphone. 1977 01:23:45,562 --> 01:23:47,646 - I fucked Les. 1978 01:23:47,772 --> 01:23:52,651 - Anyway, it is Tuesday night and you know what that means. 1979 01:23:52,777 --> 01:23:55,988 I want to hear the worst thing you've ever done. 1980 01:23:56,114 --> 01:23:58,574 If you're brave enough to share your story, 1981 01:23:58,700 --> 01:24:00,492 please, give me a call. 1982 01:24:00,618 --> 01:24:02,161 Phil, you're on the air. 1983 01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:04,663 Worst thing you've ever done? 1984 01:24:04,789 --> 01:24:07,499 - I haven't done my worst thing yet. 1985 01:24:07,625 --> 01:24:09,835 - Well, everyone's done their worst. 1986 01:24:09,961 --> 01:24:13,630 Even if it's a white lie, it's still something. 1987 01:24:13,757 --> 01:24:16,675 - I'm going to do my worst thing soon. 1988 01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:19,011 - Oh yeah. What's that going to be? 1989 01:24:19,137 --> 01:24:22,181 - I'm going to kill you. 1990 01:24:22,307 --> 01:24:24,308 - Oh. 1991 01:24:24,434 --> 01:24:25,976 Is that right? 1992 01:24:26,102 --> 01:24:27,936 - You deserve to die. 1993 01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:29,354 - Why's that? 1994 01:24:29,481 --> 01:24:30,773 - You're an asshole. 1995 01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:33,025 - I'm assuming you're the guy sending me animal parts 1996 01:24:33,151 --> 01:24:35,611 in the mail? 1997 01:24:35,987 --> 01:24:36,695 Hello? 1998 01:24:36,821 --> 01:24:38,864 - You will die tonight. 1999 01:24:38,990 --> 01:24:39,656 - All right. 2000 01:24:39,783 --> 01:24:43,118 - Can we get a trace on this call? 2001 01:24:44,996 --> 01:24:47,206 [dramatic music plays] 2002 01:24:47,332 --> 01:24:50,501 ♪♪ 2003 01:25:07,435 --> 01:25:11,438 - Hi. - Hey. 2004 01:25:11,648 --> 01:25:13,398 - Smells good. 2005 01:25:13,525 --> 01:25:16,985 - Yeah, it's a new recipe. 2006 01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:19,530 - Awesome. 2007 01:25:19,656 --> 01:25:22,241 I want to smell. Let me smell that. 2008 01:25:22,367 --> 01:25:26,286 - Ooh. Hi. - Hi. 2009 01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:31,583 - Hey, you've got a package. 2010 01:25:31,709 --> 01:25:33,585 - I do? 2011 01:25:33,711 --> 01:25:36,588 - It's from Ron. 2012 01:25:36,714 --> 01:25:39,007 - Really? 2013 01:25:43,304 --> 01:25:44,930 - How's he doing, by the way? 2014 01:25:45,056 --> 01:25:47,516 - Don't ask. 2015 01:26:04,117 --> 01:26:07,244 [screaming] 2016 01:26:07,370 --> 01:26:09,663 - Jesus! 2017 01:26:14,878 --> 01:26:19,131 - Mr. Welz. Are you all right? 2018 01:26:19,257 --> 01:26:21,717 - I'm good, Christopher. Thanks for asking. 2019 01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:22,885 - How are you? 2020 01:26:23,011 --> 01:26:24,511 - I'm fine. 2021 01:26:24,637 --> 01:26:26,180 - Did you miss me? 2022 01:26:26,306 --> 01:26:29,933 Did any of you all miss me? 2023 01:26:33,479 --> 01:26:37,733 Nobody loves Mr. Welz anymore. 2024 01:26:41,446 --> 01:26:44,531 - What happened? 2025 01:26:50,538 --> 01:26:51,496 - I appreciate you asking 2026 01:26:51,623 --> 01:26:52,831 but I really don't want to get into it. 2027 01:26:52,957 --> 01:26:55,500 Do we have something to do? 2028 01:26:55,627 --> 01:26:57,127 What are we supposed to be doing today? 2029 01:26:57,253 --> 01:27:00,339 Isn't...something...something... 2030 01:27:00,465 --> 01:27:04,635 - Well, our papers on Alternative Approaches to War 2031 01:27:04,761 --> 01:27:06,094 were due today. 2032 01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:08,013 [students moan and complain] 2033 01:27:08,139 --> 01:27:09,514 They were due. 2034 01:27:09,641 --> 01:27:11,391 - "Alternative Approaches to War." That's right. 2035 01:27:11,517 --> 01:27:14,311 Yeah. Okay. 2036 01:27:14,437 --> 01:27:17,648 Does anyone want to read their paper? 2037 01:27:19,525 --> 01:27:21,944 Kimberly. Of course you do. 2038 01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:24,529 Kimberly, with all the answers. 2039 01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:26,073 Well, you don't have all the answers. 2040 01:27:26,199 --> 01:27:27,950 Put your hand down. You don't have any answers. 2041 01:27:28,076 --> 01:27:29,451 Nobody has any answers, okay. 2042 01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:32,037 There's no, there's no, there's no... 2043 01:27:32,163 --> 01:27:37,960 Rain, I want to hear your paper, actually. 2044 01:27:38,086 --> 01:27:40,337 Come up here and enlighten us with your 2045 01:27:40,463 --> 01:27:41,880 alternative approaches to war. 2046 01:27:42,006 --> 01:27:46,426 I'm really curious as to what you think about all this, 2047 01:27:46,552 --> 01:27:48,720 you know? 2048 01:27:48,846 --> 01:27:51,056 Because I've learned something, I think. 2049 01:27:51,182 --> 01:27:53,558 Which is right, it is all bullshit. 2050 01:27:53,685 --> 01:27:55,227 You were trying to say that all along 2051 01:27:55,353 --> 01:27:56,687 and I think I agree with you. 2052 01:27:56,813 --> 01:28:00,857 Because we are just destined to repeat the mistakes of the past, 2053 01:28:00,984 --> 01:28:03,402 you know? 2054 01:28:03,528 --> 01:28:05,195 The Byzantine Empire, The Roman Empire, 2055 01:28:05,321 --> 01:28:07,406 The Ottoman Empire, they all fell 2056 01:28:07,532 --> 01:28:10,325 and our empire's going to fall too. 2057 01:28:10,451 --> 01:28:12,286 One day, it's going to collapse, boom, 2058 01:28:12,412 --> 01:28:13,453 just like those towers. 2059 01:28:13,579 --> 01:28:15,789 Although they built another one in its place, 2060 01:28:15,915 --> 01:28:19,459 there's still going to be something missing, you know. 2061 01:28:19,585 --> 01:28:21,211 Face it. 2062 01:28:21,337 --> 01:28:25,465 We're pretty much fucked! 2063 01:28:28,678 --> 01:28:33,181 Anyway, Rain. Please, read your paper. 2064 01:28:33,308 --> 01:28:35,017 Everyone's listening. 2065 01:28:35,143 --> 01:28:36,977 [jazz music playing] 2066 01:28:37,103 --> 01:28:38,645 ♪♪