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Slijedite svoje snove i ne suzdržavajte se

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Bez obzira koliko dugo može trajati

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Slijedite svoje snove i ne suzdržavajte se

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(Glumac se priprema)

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Baš poput zavijanja vjetra

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Je li netko ozlijeđen?

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Idemo to provjeriti

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Stari, gdje si ozlijeđen?

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Boli me

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gdje

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Ne znam...svugdje

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Dopusti da ti pomognem

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Ne...

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Je li ovo prijevara? Je li stvarno?

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Halo, Hitna?

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Ovdje sam u Da Pengu

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Oprostite gospodine...i ja sam glumac

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Tvoja gluma nije dobra.
Bol je srž prijevare

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Ne pokazujete dovoljno emocija!
Nedovoljno uvjerljivo!

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Ai-ya!

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Tvoj 'Ai-ya'... neće uspjeti

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Upravo te udario auto.
Ne možeš samo reći 'Ai-ya'

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Morate biti vjerodostojni

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inače, nećeš dobiti
bilo kakve simpatije publike

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Ohh...stvarno boli

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Bez šale stari!

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Ovo je jadno, budi ozbiljan!

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Gledaj me

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Onesvijestit ću se!

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Što... ne pravi se pametan!

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Nesvjestica je u redu, ali nemojte žuriti

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Krv izgleda dobro

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Šteta što je tvoja gluma nedostajala na početku

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Već ste izgubili publiku

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Samo dijelim neke savjete s vama

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Nemojte to shvatiti osobno, gospodine

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Hitna pomoć je ovdje

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Napravite put!

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Blagi prijelom lijevog prsnog koša,
treća rebra...nije životno ugrožen

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Idemo

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Spremni... gore

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oprezno

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Tako mi je žao, gospodine

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Je li ona član obitelji?

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Ona je jednostavno luda...ignorirajte je!

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Pomoć!

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moja noga...

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rezati!

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hej Što dovraga radiš?
Zar ne znaš kako se ponašati?

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Boli te! Zašto ne vrištiš?
Ne znaš glumiti?

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Pa, iz vlastitog iskustva...

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Kad ljudi pate,
ne vrište uvijek na sav glas

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O čemu ti, dovraga, pričaš?!

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Hej gospodine...dođi ovamo

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Možete li napraviti bolnu reakciju?

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Ah!

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To je tako lažno

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Dopusti mi da ti pokažem

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To je stvarno! Vidjeti! Nema vrištanja, nema vike

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Molim vas, recite direktoru

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Direktore, što mislite?

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- Ja...
- Direktor?

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ti...

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Gubi se dovraga!

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hej...

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Trebaju mi dodaci da glumimo mrtvog.
Morate držati šminku dva dana

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- koliko?
- Tko želi ići?

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400 dolara za dva dana

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To je to?!

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Ja ću ići!

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Ima li šanse da pokažem svoje lice?

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Cjenkaš se sa mnom?!

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Ako mi pokažeš lice, dovoljan je samo obrok

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Dogovoreno! Idemo!

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Je li ona luda?

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Lud!

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Hajde, idemo jesti. Hrana se hladi

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Ti si slavljenik

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Ne možemo jesti dok ti ne počneš prvi

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tata

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Sretan rođendan!

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Sanjivo...

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Tvoja šminka je vrlo jedinstvena

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Baš je zastrašujuće!

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Je li gluma zabavna?

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Ovaj put igram mrtvaca

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Postoji krupni plan
pa mogu pokazati svoje glumačke sposobnosti

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Pokazati svoje glumačko umijeće glumeći leša?

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tata...

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Smrt je zanimljiv kontekst za glumce

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Zamislite...

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Da si mrtav živ isječen...

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Dojam te scene...

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Što si rekao?!!

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Reci opet!!

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Rođendani bi trebali biti sretna prilika

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Dreamy, prestani s glupostima
i skini šminku!

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Ali sutra još imam snimanje

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Stvarno misliš da si velika filmska zvijezda?!

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Vas dvoje ste odrasli zajedno, zar ne?

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Pogledaj Bobbyja!

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Sada je veliki odvjetnik!

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Nije to ništa posebno... nema se čime hvaliti

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A pogledaj Peggy!

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Ona je u sretnom braku...

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Sa sjajnim mužem!

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Ali pogledaj se sada!

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Nadali smo se da ćeš postati odvjetnik

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Ne leš!

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Svatko ima svoje talente...čak i leš

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Ja sam statist ali se mogu brinuti o sebi

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Imam i ja svoje snove

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Već imaš trideset godina i
bio si statist više od desetljeća

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Jeste li ikada igrali glavnu ulogu?

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Vjerujem u svoje talente. Ako naporno radim...

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Definitivno mogu uspjeti kao glavna glumica

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Oprostite, ugušio sam se vodom!

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Mama, jesam li u pravu?

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Da...možeš ti to

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To je sranje!

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Razmazio si je!

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Dajem ti posljednju priliku!

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Skini tu stvar i spali je!

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Cleaver nije zapaljiv, zar ne?

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Onda ću dodati još jednu!

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Vi ste to tražili!

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Čekaj malo!

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Vaše emocije su tako inspirativne!

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Tata, drži nož i opet skok

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Želim ovo snimiti

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Spremni, skoči!

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Skok!

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Kćeri, što to radiš?

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Teta, sad ćemo otići

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Tako mi je žao!

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izlazi van!

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odričem te se!

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I ponesite svoje smeće sa sobom!

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Ali tata...to je tvoje smeće

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baš me briga!

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Ti si totalna propalica!

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Gubi se odavde!

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Molim te smiri se!

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Prebit ću te svaki put kad te vidim!

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hej

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Može li tko glumiti ovdje?!

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ja mogu!

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ti

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Napravi sretno lice

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Napravi tužno lice

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U redu, pođi sa mnom

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Tko može napraviti ljutit pogled?

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Mi! Mi! Mi!

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ti

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gubi se!

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Ti probaj

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Dobro, vrlo dobro

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Netko reagira na smrtonosni udarac

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Ja! Mi! Mi!

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ti

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Možete li odrediti vrstu smrtonosnog udarca?

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Što je sa svim tim pitanjima?
Gubi se ako ne možeš...

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Što kažete na "Icy Palm Attack"?

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U redu, Icy Palm Attack

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tako hladno...

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Posjetite liječnika ako ste bolesni...
Nemoj mi ga dati!

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Vas! Probati!

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Zašto me dovlačiš ovamo? ja ne idem!

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Samo joj želim donijeti malo juhe

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Juha za nju?! Jeste li na njezinoj strani?

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Samo se pretvaraj da smo u prolazu

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Ako je vidim, udarit ću je! Nemoj me zaustavljati!

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Ili ću i tebe udariti!

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Vi to tražite! Što ti je?!

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Zašto moraš sve znati?

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Samo želim izgraditi svoj karakter

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Sagradi mi dupe!

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Nitko vas neće ni vidjeti! Jeste li vi glavni?

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Biste li shvatili ako vam dam kontekst?

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nećeš! Ti si samo statist!

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Idi, pođi sa mnom

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To je bilo intenzivno

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zdravo

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Što?

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Zar ne možeš biti ljepša?

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Zašto se napuhati zbog jednostavnog pitanja?

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Ništa od vas!

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Ozbiljno se bavi glumom. Zar ne vidiš to?

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WHO?

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Znate o kome govorim!

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Bog te gleda što radiš!

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Pazi...karma!

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Lud! PA...dođi ovamo!

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žao mi je

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Znaš li tko sam ja?

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Ne!

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- Dobro
- Idemo

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zdravo

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Tvoja gluma u Icy Palm Attacku
imao puno dubine. Pogodilo je metu

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Bilo je u redu

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Ključ je u mašti...
uronite u scenu

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To je nevjerojatno!

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Ja sam mlad

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Ja sam Dreamy

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Čitate li i vi ovu knjigu?

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Da!

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I vi volite "Kralja komedije"?

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volim to! Zapamtio sam sve retke!

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Hoćeš li probati?

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Upravo ovdje?

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Zašto ne?

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hej...

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Što?

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odlaziš li

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da

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kamo ideš

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Dom

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I onda?

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Na posao

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Moraš li ići na posao?

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Tko će se brinuti za mene ako ne radim?

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hej

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Što sada?

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Ja ću se pobrinuti za tebe

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Moj dečko je ovdje

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Hej, to je pogrešna linija

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Ne, moj dečko je stvarno ovdje

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Vidimo se!

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Tko je taj tip?

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Neki kolega

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Stvarno?

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Da. Idemo!

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Možete uzeti moju kobasicu

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Podijelimo

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Stavila sam 4000 dolara u naš vjenčani fond ovog mjeseca

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Zarađujete samo 5000 dolara mjesečno.
Ako mi daš 4000 dolara...

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Kako biste preživjeli?

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1000 dolara mi je dovoljno

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Dobivam obroke na filmskom setu
tako da me ne košta ni lipe

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Dopustite mi da priložim 4500 dolara...

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Dakle, uzmi natrag 500 dolara

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Ne, ne brini

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Dogovorili smo se svaki po pola

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Mislila sam da je moja ljubav dublja

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Ali pokazalo se da je vaša ljubav jednako duboka

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Stvarno mu daješ svoj novac?

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naravno

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Zašto mi ga onda ne daš?

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Ali neću se udati za tebe!

250
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Onda bi mogao biti sa mnom

251
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Posudi mi svoj sapun

252
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Zašto stalno buljiš u Mimi?
Sviđa li ti se ona?

253
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Ljuti me ako to kažeš!

254
00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,082
To što izgleda ne znači da mi se sviđa!

255
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:18,332
Prezirem je iz dna srca

256
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Tako je jeftina!

257
00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:21,249
Zar ne misliš da je Mimi lijepa?

258
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,624
Ljepota ne znači ništa...

259
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:24,082
Ako nema ništa unutra

260
00:12:25,041 --> 00:12:26,415
Znaš li zašto te volim?

261
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:27,499
Zašto?

262
00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:29,415
Jer imaš ukusa

263
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naravno!

264
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dragi...

265
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Želim te upoznati sa svojim roditeljima

266
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Laknut će im kad znaju da smo zajedno

267
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To je sigurno

268
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Zapravo, sada sam zauzet velikim projektom

269
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Kada se ostvari...

270
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,457
Tvoji mama i tata bit će tako ponosni na mene

271
00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:50,457
Nije da se hvalim, ali ja, Charlie...

272
00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:52,790
Bit će sljedeći Bill Gates!

273
00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:55,665
Niste li preambiciozni?

274
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:58,707
Budimo realni i
ići na broj dva ili čak tri?

275
00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:00,124
Vrlo sam skroman i realan!

276
00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:01,874
Koliko očiju ima Bill Gates?

277
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dva

278
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Koliko očiju imam?

279
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dva

280
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On nema više, a ja nemam ništa manje

281
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- Je li tako?
- Da!

282
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,415
Što god on može, sposoban sam i ja!

283
00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:11,832
Apsolutno točno!

284
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,749
slušaj me Morate vjerovati da ste najbolji!

285
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:17,499
Ne biti drugo ili treće mjesto!
Ti si broj jedan!

286
00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:20,082
Prestanite razmišljati o tim online videozapisima

287
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,290
Idite u velike svjetske filmove!

288
00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:26,540
Zapravo, međunarodna produkcija jest
traži kineske glumce

289
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:28,374
To je tvoja prilika!

290
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,624
Ali oni traže Snjeguljicu

291
00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:33,332
Ti si Snjeguljica!

292
00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:34,249
Mi?

293
00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:35,915
Koliko očiju ima Snjeguljica?

294
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,624
dva

295
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:37,874
Koliko očiju imaš?

296
00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:38,707
dva

297
00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:41,915
Pa zašto ne možeš biti Snjeguljica?

298
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,374
Reci mi! Zašto ne?

299
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,207
Reci mi!

300
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,165
Zapitajte se...

301
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,999
jesam li u pravu

302
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,290
Zar nema smisla?

303
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,040
ti si...

304
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,957
Snjeguljica!

305
00:14:05,791 --> 00:14:07,790
Stvarno želite dobiti injekcije ljepote?

306
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:10,957
Pa...Snjeguljica je klasik vesterna

307
00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:13,290
Razmislite o dodavanju
Zapadnjačke crte mog lica...

308
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:14,874
Wow, čak si i na to pomislio

309
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,832
Poznati glumci to rade stalno

310
00:14:16,916 --> 00:14:19,624
Marlon Brando je otišao
sve da bi dobio ulogu kuma

311
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:22,124
Učinio je mnogo da promijeni svoje lice

312
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,457
sranje! Samo želiš izgledati bolje
s estetskom kirurgijom

313
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:25,915
Pogriješio si me!

314
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,290
Postati ljepši sigurno je dobra stvar

315
00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:32,832
Pronašao sam ovu nevjerojatnu aplikaciju za ljepotu!

316
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,957
Aplikacija SoYoung Medical Aesthetic

317
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:39,582
Prikazuje sve informacije i
različite slučajeve

318
00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:41,707
Zapravo poznajem poznatu marku staru 80 godina

319
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gdje

320
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:49,874
Evo nas

321
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:55,082
Doktore, evo vam nove mušterije

322
00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:02,832
Što biste željeli raditi?

323
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,374
Želim izgledati poput nje

324
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,415
Jeste li sigurni?

325
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:17,457
Prvi put mi je. Malo sam nervozan

326
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,582
Ovaj stil mi je također prvi put.
I ja sam malo nervozan!

327
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,290
Češće radite kineske face, zar ne?

328
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,499
iskreno...

329
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:28,415
Obično radim ljude

330
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,082
Želite li i vi kosu?

331
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:33,582
Koja kosa?

332
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,582
Posvuda je kosa

333
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:40,040
Tačno...više su dlakavi...

334
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:42,165
Ali većina ljudi to neće primijetiti

335
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,874
Teško je ne primijetiti

336
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:48,749
Tako si profesionalna.
Ali prenijet ću kosu

337
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,707
Kakva šteta!

338
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:55,499
Učinak će trajati samo dva dana

339
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:59,665
Jednostavno je...vrlo brzo

340
00:16:08,916 --> 00:16:11,207
Doktore, želim visok nos prema gore

341
00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:18,124
Više prema gore...nosnica će ti biti
velik kao yin-yang hotlonac

342
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:19,999
Yin-yang hotpot?

343
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:22,332
Što god želite

344
00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:27,249
doktore

345
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:30,165
Zašto stalno gledaš u tu gorilu?

346
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,499
Moram to pogledati kako bih znao što mi je činiti!

347
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,165
Zašto?

348
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,957
Htjeli ste ovaj izgled gorile, zar ne?

349
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:40,624
Ne, ne to!

350
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:41,915
Htio sam ovo!

351
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,624
Zašto to nisi rekao?!

352
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:44,540
Želim ogledalo!

353
00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:46,749
Ne gledaj! Ne možeš to uzeti!

354
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:48,332
Opusti se, mogu to popraviti!

355
00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:49,540
Samo lezi

356
00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,540
U redu, gotovo je!

357
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,540
kako je Daj da vidim...

358
00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:58,874
kako izgledam

359
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,915
prekrasan je!

360
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,374
Kako prekrasno?

361
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,207
Prelijepo za pogledati

362
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,832
Sad je puno bolje

363
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:14,957
Dalje

364
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:16,499
(Audicija Snjeguljice. Stanite u red ovdje)

365
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,415
Čekaj tamo

366
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:31,915
što hoćeš

367
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:33,332
Ovdje sam na audiciji

368
00:17:33,416 --> 00:17:34,374
Koja uloga?

369
00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:35,915
Snjeguljica

370
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:37,915
zašto

371
00:17:39,416 --> 00:17:42,624
Zato što želim ići na audiciju za Snjeguljicu

372
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:43,832
Reci ponovo?

373
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,665
Zašto se ponavljam?

374
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:48,415
Nisam siguran da sam dobro čuo

375
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,957
Ovdje sam na audiciji za Snjeguljicu

376
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,040
Reci to opet

377
00:17:56,958 --> 00:17:58,499
Nema veze... oprosti

378
00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:01,207
Ostani tamo!

379
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:02,874
Zaustavite tu ženu!

380
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:03,665
Ne puštaj je!

381
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,040
Zaustavite je!

382
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,082
Uhvatite je!

383
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:09,832
Ne bježi!

384
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:13,499
Zaustavite je!

385
00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:14,707
Dođi sa mnom!

386
00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:15,790
Želiš trčati?

387
00:18:16,541 --> 00:18:17,665
Ne možeš pobjeći?

388
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,999
Želiš trčati?

389
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,207
Tako mi je žao!
To su bile samo moje puste želje...

390
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:23,415
Nisam trebao doći!

391
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,457
Šefe, pogledajte

392
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,457
što ti misliš

393
00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:28,790
Baci se na posao!

394
00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:30,832
Molim te, nemoj!

395
00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:33,415
Neću to ponoviti!

396
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:35,749
Vrat...trideset tri

397
00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:37,165
Počnite raditi!

398
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:39,624
Rukav...šezdeset

399
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:43,665
Što se događa?

400
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:45,082
Ne mrdaj

401
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,749
Molim te reci mi što se događa?

402
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,124
Dobili ste ulogu

403
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:54,582
Direktore, skoro smo spremni

404
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:55,874
Shvatila sam?!

405
00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:57,874
mi smo spremni...

406
00:18:57,958 --> 00:18:59,040
požurite!

407
00:18:59,041 --> 00:18:59,915
(Ovdje se događaju čuda)

408
00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:01,249
Idemo!

409
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:09,249
Mogu li znati o čemu se radi u ovoj sceni?

410
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,082
Ne brini za to.
Reći ćemo vam nakon snimanja

411
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:12,915
Kakvo je emocionalno stanje lika?

412
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,082
odlično!

413
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,540
Dobra ideja! Glumac je na putu...

414
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:17,915
spreman...

415
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,457
Ostani ovdje!

416
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:26,832
zdravo

417
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:30,999
Kamera!

418
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:32,749
Akcijski!

419
00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:40,540
rezati

420
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:45,207
u redu Prebaci se na glumca

421
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,332
Izgubi dvojku! Glumac, spreman za svoje replike!

422
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,374
Odvedite je!

423
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,249
požurite!

424
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,082
Makni se u stranu!

425
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:54,790
Akcijski!

426
00:19:56,416 --> 00:20:01,290
Samo naprijed! Ne bojim se umrijeti!

427
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,707
Rez!

428
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:04,665
u redu

429
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,124
Nastavi udarati

430
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,165
Glumac, odmori se. Duplo, preuzmi

431
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,499
hvala vam

432
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,082
- Dođi
- Nagnite glavu gore

433
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,582
Nagnite glavu

434
00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:15,040
- Ostanite oštri
- Hajde...podigni prst

435
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:18,082
Usmjerite prst prema gore

436
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:19,290
Držanje, nemoj se srušiti

437
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,374
Akcija!

438
00:20:32,916 --> 00:20:33,624
Rez!

439
00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:34,832
Prekidač!

440
00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:41,207
Akcijski!

441
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:45,207
Ne mogu vjerovati da si me ubio!

442
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,540
- Rez!
- Rez!

443
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:49,790
Predivno!

444
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,499
Sedam patuljaka imaju
konačno osvetio Snjeguljicu

445
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:54,999
Ovo je tako dirljivo

446
00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:56,457
ravnateljica

447
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,499
Zar ja ne bih trebala biti Snjeguljica?

448
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,332
Što dovraga radiš?

449
00:20:59,333 --> 00:20:59,915
Mičite se!

450
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,749
- Oprostite, direktore
- Odvedite je

451
00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:02,999
Direktor!

452
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:04,040
oprosti

453
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,332
Spremni za scenu Snjeguljice

454
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:06,415
u redu

455
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,249
gospodine Marko

456
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:22,290
Reci tom 'je-bio' da požuri.
Trebam ga na snimanju

457
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:23,499
Tko je 'je-bio'?

458
00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:24,832
mene

459
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:27,040
Pazi na usta!

460
00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:27,999
naravno

461
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:38,790
(Snjeguljica - krvoproliće u kineskoj četvrti)

462
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:45,915
Napravite put! Napravite put! Gospodin Marco dolazi!

463
00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:48,540
Napravit ćemo društvo nakon ove scene...

464
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,290
Direktore, molim vas odaberite ženku
verzija Snjeguljice

465
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,790
Bilo koje lijepo lice će poslužiti...postoji samo jedan pokušaj

466
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:54,540
Gospodin Marco je ovdje! Ostanite mirni!

467
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:56,540
Pozor, svima! Napravite put!

468
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:57,832
Otići! Kloni se!

469
00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:00,082
Otići! Ne dolazite!

470
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:02,082
Ostanite mirni! Nema guranja!

471
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,832
Bez diranja! Nema fotografije!

472
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,207
gospodine Marko...

473
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:08,999
U ovoj sceni glumit ćete Snjeguljicu

474
00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:10,415
Zla vještica vas je natjerala da jedete...

475
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,957
Otrovna banana i onda si postao čovjek

476
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,040
Princ je bio previše pijan da shvati...

477
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,290
da je spavao s tobom

478
00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:17,749
Jesam li ja njemu? Ili je on mene?

479
00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:19,124
Oba načina

480
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:21,082
Kad se princ probudio,
saznao je da si muškarac

481
00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:23,249
Nije to mogao prihvatiti pa te je pokušao ubiti

482
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,332
Ali ti si ga prvi ubio

483
00:22:25,416 --> 00:22:27,749
Prinčevi ljudi su te pronašli u Kineskoj četvrti

484
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,457
Napali su te

485
00:22:29,541 --> 00:22:33,665
Bio si teško ozlijeđen...
tvoja utroba je izašla van

486
00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:37,040
Nije li to jezivo?!

487
00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:41,124
To je moja počast Zhang Cheu
Estetika nasilja

488
00:22:41,208 --> 00:22:43,040
Zhang Che, Estetika nasilja

489
00:22:43,166 --> 00:22:44,374
shvaćate li

490
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:45,290
u redu

491
00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:47,082
Nije dobro ili nije.
Bitno je hoćeš li shvatiti ili ne?

492
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:47,957
što ti misliš

493
00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:49,332
Teško je reći

494
00:22:49,416 --> 00:22:51,832
Naravno da shvaćam! Mislio si nasilno, zar ne?

495
00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:52,832
Savršen!

496
00:22:52,916 --> 00:22:56,207
Hajdemo napraviti scenu kad te izbodu
a ti si ljut. U redu?

497
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,374
U redu, počnimo!

498
00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:00,415
G. Marco, dopustite mi da postavim rekvizite

499
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:04,999
Kamera

500
00:23:06,041 --> 00:23:06,874
Uzmi jednu

501
00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:08,165
Akcija!

502
00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:09,499
ja...

503
00:23:11,166 --> 00:23:12,207
tako sam ljuta...

504
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:13,582
rezati!

505
00:23:14,166 --> 00:23:16,499
G. Marco, možete li pokušati biti stvarno ljuti?

506
00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:18,790
Već sam rekla da sam ljuta

507
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:19,999
Svi ste čuli, zar ne?

508
00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:22,540
Direktore, samo što nisi čuo što sam rekao

509
00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:23,707
Misliš li da lažem?

510
00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:25,124
Teško je reći

511
00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:27,957
Onda ne govori ništa! Nitko vas ne tjera!

512
00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:30,957
Možeš li biti djevojačkija?

513
00:23:30,958 --> 00:23:32,540
To sam rekao!

514
00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:34,457
Ja sam ipak princeza

515
00:23:34,541 --> 00:23:35,999
Stvarno si spor

516
00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:36,874
hajde

517
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:37,874
Još jednom!

518
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:38,874
Akcijski!

519
00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:42,790
tako sam ljuta...

520
00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:47,915
ja sam stvarno...

521
00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:50,040
Prokleti pakao!

522
00:23:50,125 --> 00:23:51,124
Što je ovo dovraga?

523
00:23:52,041 --> 00:23:53,499
Rez! Pogrešne linije

524
00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:55,915
Što do... Mislio si da je to rečenica?

525
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,124
Kako su moja crijeva postala hrenovke?

526
00:23:58,208 --> 00:24:00,915
Gospodine Marko, slušajte me.
Novogodišnji film ne može biti previše nasilan

527
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,874
Što je sa svim tim "kao..." nasilnim sranjem?!

528
00:24:02,958 --> 00:24:04,165
- Estetika nasilja
- Pažnja! Pažnja!

529
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,040
Pozor, svima! Pažnja!
Gospodin Marco je ljut!

530
00:24:06,125 --> 00:24:08,082
Baš sam htio ući u lik!

531
00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:09,499
Zašto si me prekinuo?

532
00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:12,665
Iako je ovo
film sa estetikom nasilja...

533
00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:15,624
...i dalje može biti nevino

534
00:24:15,708 --> 00:24:18,915
Gledajući svoja crijeva kao hrenovke...

535
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,415
Skoro sam pukla od smijeha!

536
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,624
Kako mogu ući u lik?

537
00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:23,832
Poslovna strana je vrlo komplicirana

538
00:24:23,916 --> 00:24:25,124
Ti si nevjerojatan glumac...

539
00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:27,332
hotdogovi vam neće biti problem!

540
00:24:28,041 --> 00:24:29,457
Naravno da neće!

541
00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:31,957
Ali vrijeđaš
inteligencija publike

542
00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:33,665
Novogodišnji film

543
00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:36,957
Možete dodati i slatke bubrege!

544
00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:41,249
- Rekviziti! Daj mi bubreg!
- Razumio

545
00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:42,499
odmah!

546
00:24:43,291 --> 00:24:44,707
Direktore, bi li ovo uspjelo?

547
00:24:45,125 --> 00:24:46,207
Umočite ga u kečap i da vidimo...

548
00:24:46,291 --> 00:24:47,040
u redu

549
00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:51,207
O moj Bože! Tako krvavo i nevino!

550
00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:52,374
To je to

551
00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:54,874
spreman! Glumci na poziciji!

552
00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:06,457
Još nije izrezan?!

553
00:25:06,791 --> 00:25:07,874
istrošen sam!

554
00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:10,124
Pažnja svima! Pažnja!

555
00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:11,832
G. Marco je ovdje. Napravite put!

556
00:25:11,916 --> 00:25:13,290
Pažnja svima! Pažnja!
Gospodin Marco dolazi!

557
00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:15,749
Glupi redatelj...snima glup film!

558
00:25:15,958 --> 00:25:17,749
U stara vremena bih ga ošamarila!

559
00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:18,999
Zašto ne bi sada?

560
00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:21,374
Sad sam otmjeni gospodin!

561
00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:22,790
Što se smiješ?!

562
00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:27,374
budalo jedna

563
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,249
Rugaš li mi se?

564
00:25:31,541 --> 00:25:33,499
Kako se usuđuješ da mi se rugaš?

565
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,874
Misliš da sam smiješan, ha?!

566
00:25:34,958 --> 00:25:36,249
Pozor, svi! Pažnja!
Gospodin Marko udara!

567
00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:38,499
Bez šale! Gospodin Marko udara!

568
00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:39,665
Bez diranja! Nema fotografije!

569
00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:40,540
Samokontrola!

570
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:43,832
Sanjivo

571
00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:45,665
Jesi li to stvarno ti?

572
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:46,832
mlada

573
00:25:46,916 --> 00:25:47,832
da

574
00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:50,165
Je li to posebna šminka?

575
00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:51,165
da

576
00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:52,665
jel sve u redu?

577
00:25:53,166 --> 00:25:54,165
dobro sam

578
00:25:54,666 --> 00:25:55,874
Možete uzeti moj obrok

579
00:25:55,958 --> 00:25:57,082
Ne brini

580
00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:03,207
oprostite

581
00:26:03,291 --> 00:26:05,165
Gospodine, mogu li dobiti još jedan obrok, molim?

582
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:07,874
Po jedan za svaku osobu

583
00:26:07,958 --> 00:26:09,915
Vi 'statisti' ste uvijek tako pohlepni!

584
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:10,874
Mičite se!

585
00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:16,499
Ako se vratiš, pozvat ću policiju!

586
00:26:21,250 --> 00:26:22,957
Rekao sam vam ranije

587
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,457
Bog gleda sve što radite!

588
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,624
Zašto si uvijek tako zao?!

589
00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:27,790
Što?

590
00:26:27,916 --> 00:26:29,915
Nisu li to kutije za ručak za jelo?

591
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,249
Koji vrag?!

592
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:34,874
Reci mi!

593
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,165
Što da ti kažem?!

594
00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:41,624
Nisu li to kutije za ručak za jelo?

595
00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:42,832
Da, pa što?

596
00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:44,124
Zašto ga nije dobila?

597
00:26:44,208 --> 00:26:45,499
WHO?!!

598
00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:47,582
Ona posebno našminkana djevojka

599
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:51,707
odgovori mi!

600
00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:53,290
smiri se!

601
00:26:53,375 --> 00:26:54,915
- Zašto ga nije dobila?
- Smiri se!

602
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,040
Zašto ga nije dobila?

603
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:57,999
izdrži!

604
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:11,999
Zašto si se udario bocom?

605
00:27:12,083 --> 00:27:13,332
Nisam ga mogao udariti, zar ne?

606
00:27:13,458 --> 00:27:15,082
Zar nisi vidio koliki je bio?

607
00:27:24,125 --> 00:27:25,415
Jeste li vidjeli našu kćer?

608
00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:26,957
br

609
00:27:27,458 --> 00:27:28,499
Dakle, samo odlazimo?

610
00:27:28,666 --> 00:27:29,540
Da

611
00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:44,040
Vidio sam Marca na setu neki dan

612
00:27:44,125 --> 00:27:45,999
- Tko je Marco?
- Taj Marko

613
00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:47,374
- Tko?
- Nema veze

614
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:50,207
Bio je loše volje...
nogom je odbacio moju kutiju za ručak

615
00:27:50,291 --> 00:27:53,499
Pa sam zamolio PA za još jedan,
ali mi ga nije dao

616
00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:56,957
Ali iznenada dok sam odlazio, dao mi je jedan

617
00:27:57,041 --> 00:27:59,124
Čeka li me sreća?

618
00:27:59,375 --> 00:28:01,624
Ti si samo statist. Nemojte previše razmišljati

619
00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:03,249
Imajte malo poštovanja prema dodacima

620
00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:05,749
Mnoge su zvijezde počele kao statisti

621
00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:08,249
Sun Li, Carina Lau, Zhao Liying...

622
00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:09,665
Jeste li talentirani poput njih?

623
00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:11,040
Svi smo posebni na svoj način

624
00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:12,624
I radim više od njih

625
00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:13,707
Vi ste u zabludi

626
00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:16,957
Zato marljivo radite i imat ćete priliku

627
00:28:17,041 --> 00:28:20,999
Nitko ne biva otkriven
samo stoji na ulici

628
00:28:21,458 --> 00:28:22,332
Oprostite, gospođice

629
00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:25,082
Biste li voljeli biti u filmu?

630
00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:26,499
tko si ti

631
00:28:26,833 --> 00:28:28,124
Ona je poznata producentica

632
00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:29,999
Bok, ja sam Dreamy...ja sam glumac

633
00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:32,832
Bok...tražimo glumce u našem filmu

634
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,207
Jeste li zainteresirani?

635
00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:35,999
Da, želim probati!

636
00:28:36,083 --> 00:28:36,999
Oh oprosti...

637
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,082
Ne ti

638
00:28:38,166 --> 00:28:39,082
to si ti

639
00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:40,790
Ja?

640
00:28:40,875 --> 00:28:42,749
Da, razgovarao sam s tobom

641
00:28:42,833 --> 00:28:45,540
Što kažeš na to? Upravo smo tamo

642
00:29:13,625 --> 00:29:14,874
Nemoj biti tužan

643
00:29:15,125 --> 00:29:16,749
Smatraj to igrom

644
00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:18,165
nemoj plakati

645
00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:20,499
Odabrali su me za glavnu žensku ulogu!

646
00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:21,999
Stvarno?

647
00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:25,290
ništa ne znam. Zašto bi me izabrali?

648
00:29:25,416 --> 00:29:28,165
Ušla sam i skinuli su mi šminku.
Rekao samo dva reda...

649
00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:30,790
Onda sam ja preuzeo vodstvo! Što sad trebam učiniti?

650
00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:33,374
kako to misliš To je sjajna prilika!

651
00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:36,415
Mijenjao bih pedeset godina svog života
za ovu priliku!

652
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:37,999
Ali ja to ne želim!

653
00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:41,124
Tako se bojim. Ne želim biti glumac!

654
00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:48,624
U redu je...nemoj plakati

655
00:29:48,916 --> 00:29:53,665
Tako sam nevina,
industrija će zagaditi moju nevinost

656
00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:56,999
Ne smeta mi biti zagađen,
možda im možeš reći...

657
00:29:57,083 --> 00:29:59,249
Mogu zauzeti tvoje mjesto

658
00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:01,874
Molim ih da te uzmu...

659
00:30:01,958 --> 00:30:04,874
Ali rekli su da bi radije umrli

660
00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:06,582
Radije bi umrli?

661
00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:09,707
Da, rekli su da bi radije umrli

662
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:12,957
- Radije bih umro
- Što da radim?

663
00:30:14,666 --> 00:30:15,499
Auto je ovdje

664
00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:17,040
u redu Je li sve u redu?

665
00:30:17,125 --> 00:30:18,665
- Da...
- Bok

666
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,207
Još si ovdje

667
00:30:20,291 --> 00:30:22,207
Hvala vam što ste mi dali priliku

668
00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:23,582
- Dajte sve od sebe
- Naravno

669
00:30:23,666 --> 00:30:24,707
Hoćeš prijevoz?

670
00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:26,374
Naravno, živim u blizini

671
00:30:27,708 --> 00:30:28,707
hvala vam

672
00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:32,290
Sjednite na stražnje sjedalo

673
00:30:46,708 --> 00:30:48,665
Mimi se tek tako odselila?

674
00:30:50,375 --> 00:30:52,207
Sve je nestalo

675
00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:55,707
Uzela mi je čak i sapun i higijenske uloške

676
00:30:57,416 --> 00:30:59,165
Rekao sam ti

677
00:30:59,416 --> 00:31:00,415
jeftino!

678
00:31:02,958 --> 00:31:05,624
Da nisam zamolio Mimi da jede sa mnom...

679
00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:10,582
odabrali bi mene

680
00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:13,957
Čak i bez Mimi,
možda nisu odabrali tebe

681
00:31:18,625 --> 00:31:21,415
Zar ljudi ne govore da se naporan rad isplati?

682
00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:25,790
Dakle, ta prilika
nije bilo namijenjeno tebi, nego Mimi

683
00:31:25,875 --> 00:31:29,540
Ali ako ne da sve od sebe,
ona će na kraju zeznuti

684
00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:32,665
Drži se. Uspjet ćeš!

685
00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:41,290
u pravu si! Još ću se više truditi

686
00:31:42,416 --> 00:31:46,582
Poslat ću svoj CV po cijeloj Kini,
Želim da svi znaju

687
00:31:46,666 --> 00:31:48,499
što zapravo znači gluma!

688
00:31:48,583 --> 00:31:49,790
Dobro rečeno!

689
00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:51,665
Budite pozitivni!

690
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:55,165
Nedostaje mi novca za moj start-up,
ali još uvijek imam nade

691
00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:56,082
koliko ti treba

692
00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:57,165
20 tisuća dolara

693
00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,040
Samo iskoristite svadbeni fond

694
00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:02,457
Ne! Onda se nikad ne bismo vjenčali

695
00:32:02,541 --> 00:32:04,832
Možda mogu raditi prekovremeno ili naći drugi posao

696
00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:07,665
Pusti mene da brinem o tome

697
00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:09,332
Ne želim da patiš

698
00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:22,665
Hej šefe

699
00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:26,915
oprostite

700
00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:27,957
šefe

701
00:32:28,041 --> 00:32:30,665
Treba mi novac.
Imate li više plaćen posao?

702
00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:32,707
ti to ozbiljno Što misliš tko si?!

703
00:32:32,791 --> 00:32:35,207
Učinit ću sve

704
00:32:35,625 --> 00:32:38,082
Molim...hvala

705
00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:48,415
rezati!

706
00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:51,332
zajebavaš me?

707
00:32:52,166 --> 00:32:53,707
Ona izgleda savršeno

708
00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:57,207
gubi se! Ne znam koji vrag
ti kažeš!

709
00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:00,290
Tko je unajmio dvojnika?

710
00:33:01,666 --> 00:33:04,540
Stara vještice, molim te! Obuci nešto!

711
00:33:05,791 --> 00:33:07,415
- Izlazi van!
- Čovječe, ona je strašna!

712
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:08,582
Oprostite, direktore

713
00:33:08,666 --> 00:33:10,249
Nisam znao da izgleda grozno gola

714
00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:13,207
šališ se Ovo duplo je sranje!

715
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:15,999
Loša figura i opuštena koža

716
00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:17,165
I crne točkice na guzici

717
00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:17,874
Oprostite, direktore

718
00:33:17,958 --> 00:33:20,040
Mogli ste me i zamoliti da to učinim!

719
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:22,499
- Idi donesi mi još jednu!
- Sanjivo

720
00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:24,290
jesi dobro

721
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:25,874
dobro sam

722
00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:28,665
Redatelj je rekao da su moje tijelo i koža sranje

723
00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:30,374
I molio me da se ponovno obučem

724
00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:31,749
To je bilo to, super sam

725
00:33:54,958 --> 00:34:00,832
Pitaj vjetar koji zavija, koliko je dug put

726
00:34:00,916 --> 00:34:05,832
Prije nego što uspijem vidjeti svoje snove

727
00:34:06,583 --> 00:34:11,332
Hoću li preživjeti valove i divljinu

728
00:34:11,333 --> 00:34:12,332
(Unajmljivanje statista za scenu utapanja 400 USD po danu)

729
00:34:12,333 --> 00:34:16,874
Prije nego što to učinim s osmijehom

730
00:34:20,916 --> 00:34:26,082
Vjetar ne počinje niti završava

731
00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:30,707
Samo se mora pokrenuti i otići

732
00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:37,290
Bez pitanja

733
00:34:37,416 --> 00:34:42,332
Bez brige oko dugog putovanja
i divlji valovi

734
00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:48,624
Idemo s vjetrom

735
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:54,332
Bez obzira na promjenu godišnjih doba

736
00:34:54,666 --> 00:34:59,832
Slijedite svoje snove i ne suzdržavajte se

737
00:34:59,958 --> 00:35:04,874
Bez obzira koliko dugo može trajati

738
00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:22,290
Slijedite svoje snove i ne suzdržavajte se

739
00:35:22,375 --> 00:35:27,540
Baš poput zavijanja vjetrova

740
00:35:32,041 --> 00:35:32,874
ravnateljica

741
00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:34,540
Trebam li se preseliti?

742
00:35:34,625 --> 00:35:36,374
Jeste li ikada vidjeli kip koji se kreće?

743
00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:38,332
Ne. Zašto ne upotrijebite stvarne kipove?

744
00:35:38,416 --> 00:35:40,915
Jer su preskupi. Mičite se!

745
00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:45,707
Dreamy, ima li kakvih glumačkih savjeta
biti kip?

746
00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:49,457
Shvaćam...samo meditiraj da izgledaš beživotno

747
00:35:49,541 --> 00:35:50,582
Probat ću ovo

748
00:35:54,666 --> 00:35:56,165
Počnimo!

749
00:35:56,625 --> 00:36:00,124
Princ se probudi i
otkriva da je Snjeguljica muškarac

750
00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:03,374
Kotrljanje

751
00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:05,249
Scena četvrta. Pucao jedan. Uzmi jednu

752
00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:07,665
Akcija!

753
00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:18,957
tko si ti

754
00:36:20,375 --> 00:36:22,040
Snjeguljica

755
00:36:22,708 --> 00:36:24,165
spavao sam s tobom?

756
00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:31,207
Rez!

757
00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:33,165
što radiš?!

758
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:35,332
Za tebe je samo požuda, a za mene ljubav!

759
00:36:35,416 --> 00:36:36,749
Zašto tako uzrujan?

760
00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:37,665
Što?

761
00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:41,707
Tvoj lik laže za čips...

762
00:36:41,791 --> 00:36:43,915
Ne boli te srce, razumiješ?

763
00:36:44,291 --> 00:36:45,624
Što?! ali...

764
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:48,457
Direktore, nađi nekoga da ga uči engleski

765
00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:51,124
hajde Idemo izbliza
da ga ja prvi ubijem

766
00:36:52,041 --> 00:36:53,999
Svi, ja nemam vremena, brzo, brzo!

767
00:36:54,416 --> 00:36:55,624
Gospodine Marko, znate li svoje rečenice?

768
00:36:55,708 --> 00:36:57,207
Naravno! požuri...

769
00:36:57,291 --> 00:36:58,249
U redu, spremni!

770
00:36:58,541 --> 00:36:59,374
Akcijski!

771
00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:02,082
Koja je linija?

772
00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:02,957
Rez!

773
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:07,457
Za sve sam ja kriv, okrivi moje tijelo,
ti bezdušni čovječe!

774
00:37:07,541 --> 00:37:08,249
U redu, počnimo

775
00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:09,332
Akcija!

776
00:37:09,666 --> 00:37:11,374
Sve je...kriva...

777
00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:13,790
Čija krivnja?

778
00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:14,624
Rez!

779
00:37:15,291 --> 00:37:19,374
Za sve sam ja kriv, okrivi moje tijelo,
ti bezdušni čovječe!

780
00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:21,082
shvatio sam! Opet!

781
00:37:23,125 --> 00:37:25,290
Za sve sam ja kriva...

782
00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:28,374
Za to je kriva moja sisa...

783
00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:29,332
rezati!

784
00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:32,207
Oprostite g. Marco, trebalo bi biti "tijelo"

785
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:33,415
Koga briga!

786
00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:36,082
Samo malo

787
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:38,790
Djeca gledaju filmove za Novu godinu...

788
00:37:38,875 --> 00:37:39,999
Bolje pripazite na izgovor

789
00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:41,624
Djecu nije briga za izgovor!

790
00:37:41,708 --> 00:37:44,082
Hoćemo li reći "1, 2, 3, 4, 5".
Kasnije možemo sinkronizirati retke

791
00:37:44,291 --> 00:37:45,415
Brojanje brojeva?

792
00:37:45,791 --> 00:37:46,624
Vrijeđaš li me?

793
00:37:46,708 --> 00:37:48,207
Ne, ovo je lakše

794
00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:50,499
Lakše? Zašto to nisi rekao!

795
00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:52,457
Potratio si mi vrijeme... prokleta budalo!

796
00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:53,790
Hajde pucaj!

797
00:37:55,416 --> 00:37:56,374
Kotrljanje

798
00:37:56,541 --> 00:37:57,332
Akcija!

799
00:37:58,416 --> 00:38:00,040
1, 2, 3...

800
00:38:01,666 --> 00:38:02,707
rezati!

801
00:38:02,916 --> 00:38:05,499
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

802
00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,915
Ne prekidaj! Šuti i pucaj!

803
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:11,165
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...

804
00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:12,082
...8

805
00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:13,915
rezati!

806
00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:17,374
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

807
00:38:17,458 --> 00:38:18,749
Brojanje brojeva otežava!

808
00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:20,707
Reci mi! Tko to može učiniti?

809
00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:23,665
Moj kineski nije dobar. Učinimo to na engleskom

810
00:38:23,916 --> 00:38:25,165
u redu Kotrljanje

811
00:38:26,291 --> 00:38:26,999
Akcija!

812
00:38:27,541 --> 00:38:30,999
Tisuću krivo deset tisuća krivo

813
00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:33,374
Moje meso nije u redu

814
00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:36,332
Ti negativan...

815
00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:39,707
Ljudi srca

816
00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:54,207
Što on radi?

817
00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:00,040
Rez!

818
00:39:00,958 --> 00:39:02,374
gospodine Marko. jesi dobro

819
00:39:03,958 --> 00:39:05,457
Zar ne razumiješ jednostavan engleski?

820
00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:07,624
Ne, ne znam... što se zapravo dogodilo

821
00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:09,749
Naravno da nećeš razumjeti...
ali ako inzistiraš...

822
00:39:09,833 --> 00:39:10,624
Reći ću ti

823
00:39:10,708 --> 00:39:11,415
Pažnja! Pažnja svima!

824
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:13,124
G. Marco daje satove glume.

825
00:39:13,208 --> 00:39:14,040
Nema fotografije! Bez diranja!

826
00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:17,040
Ubio sam svog voljenog nožem

827
00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:19,665
Moje emocije su tako složene!

828
00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:24,624
Tužan, uplašen, sebičan, arogantan,
uzbuđen, sramežljiv...i tako dalje

829
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,165
Te emocije...

830
00:39:27,041 --> 00:39:29,540
Oni su baš takvi...baš ovakvi...

831
00:39:29,625 --> 00:39:31,457
...i to...

832
00:39:31,958 --> 00:39:33,915
što ti znaš I ti si me prekinuo?!

833
00:39:34,625 --> 00:39:37,040
Tako mi je žao. Mislio sam da imaš napadaj

834
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:38,624
Napadaj?!

835
00:39:38,708 --> 00:39:41,374
Moja gluma je bila nevjerojatna
ali mislio si da sam opsjednut!

836
00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:44,957
Zar niste vidjeli...moju nevjerojatnu glumu?!

837
00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:47,707
što radiš?!

838
00:39:47,791 --> 00:39:49,999
Zaspiš kad dajem lekciju

839
00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:51,374
Oprostite g. Marco

840
00:39:51,541 --> 00:39:52,707
Opet si ti!

841
00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:55,749
Dođi ovamo!

842
00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:59,040
Ovaj kip ne izgleda pravi...previše čist

843
00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:02,999
Sinoć nisam dobro spavao.
Nisam mislio zaspati

844
00:40:04,958 --> 00:40:06,290
Spusti se na zemlju!

845
00:40:06,375 --> 00:40:07,332
Brzo!

846
00:40:07,666 --> 00:40:08,582
Pravo!

847
00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:13,374
Ostanite mirni!

848
00:40:13,458 --> 00:40:15,582
Previše čisto...potrebno retuširanja!

849
00:40:15,666 --> 00:40:16,832
Morate izgledati realnije!

850
00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:18,707
Prljavštine poboljšavaju teksturu

851
00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:23,415
Previše je čisto

852
00:40:23,708 --> 00:40:25,540
Zaboravi...nemoj koristiti ovaj kip!

853
00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:26,707
Svi...natrag na posao!

854
00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:29,915
požurite!

855
00:40:42,625 --> 00:40:43,499
zdravo

856
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,082
kako si dobro?

857
00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:49,207
Prilično dobro, mama. sve je u redu

858
00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:50,874
To je dobro

859
00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:55,165
Ne zaboravite biti skromni i učiti od drugih

860
00:40:56,166 --> 00:40:59,374
Znam... shvaćam

861
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:05,790
Tata i ja smo zabrinuti da te maltretiraju

862
00:41:10,375 --> 00:41:11,332
Ne brini

863
00:41:12,416 --> 00:41:15,415
Ovdje se svima sviđam...stvarno

864
00:41:16,291 --> 00:41:17,624
To je dobro znati

865
00:41:18,791 --> 00:41:19,790
Oh, mama...

866
00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:22,457
Je li tata još uvijek ljut na mene?

867
00:41:23,916 --> 00:41:24,832
br

868
00:41:30,791 --> 00:41:33,249
Tvoj tata ima glavobolju i sada se samo odmara

869
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:35,832
Molim te reci tati da...

870
00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,415
volim vas oboje

871
00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:45,707
Što ste rekli?

872
00:41:45,791 --> 00:41:47,499
Reci to opet, glasnije

873
00:41:48,583 --> 00:41:50,165
Proklet bio! Mičite se!

874
00:41:51,833 --> 00:41:53,707
Ova šminkernica je za glumce,
ne za dodatke!

875
00:41:56,916 --> 00:41:57,874
Zar nije slatka?

876
00:41:58,250 --> 00:41:59,332
Proklet bio!

877
00:41:59,666 --> 00:42:00,540
Što?

878
00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:01,790
Nije li to slatko?

879
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:04,874
Sanjivo

880
00:42:05,083 --> 00:42:06,290
jesi dobro

881
00:42:06,416 --> 00:42:07,249
mladi...

882
00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:10,665
Molim te, prestani me pitati jesam li dobro

883
00:42:10,875 --> 00:42:12,874
Tvoje lice... Ovo je previše!

884
00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:15,665
Stop! Nemoj mi otežavati stvari

885
00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:17,707
Trebam novac i trebam ovaj posao!

886
00:42:17,791 --> 00:42:19,832
Zašto to nisi rekao? Novac je sve što imam

887
00:42:19,916 --> 00:42:20,999
koliko ti treba Mogu ti ga dati

888
00:42:21,083 --> 00:42:22,540
Prestani se šaliti sa mnom!

889
00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:24,624
Vi ste isti poput njih!

890
00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:26,415
Zar ne vidiš da sam dotaknuo dno?

891
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:27,665
Samo želim pomoći

892
00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:30,540
Ako stvarno želite pomoći...
samo me ostavi na miru!

893
00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:38,582
žao mi je

894
00:43:00,458 --> 00:43:04,874
Volio bih da mogu letjeti raketom, poletjeti te u nebo

895
00:43:04,958 --> 00:43:08,582
Živite zajedno u svemiru

896
00:43:09,541 --> 00:43:13,707
Živi tisuću godina
i budi blažen svaki dan

897
00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:17,165
Imati te pored sebe beskrajno je zabavno

898
00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:22,707
Biti zajedno s tobom moj je ponos i radost

899
00:43:22,791 --> 00:43:26,499
Ne bojte se smaka svijeta

900
00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:31,332
Kad dođe oluja, sve dok te vidim

901
00:43:31,416 --> 00:43:34,832
To je poput tisuću milja sunca

902
00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:39,832
Sretno je imati te u blizini
i učiniti sve čudesnim

903
00:43:39,916 --> 00:43:43,874
Čak je i obična voda slatkog okusa

904
00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:48,582
Želeći biti s tobom zauvijek,
Trebam te svake minute

905
00:43:48,666 --> 00:43:52,457
Ti si sunčeva svjetlost. Ti si moj dah

906
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:57,457
Oblačiti se za tebe, osjećati se ludo za tobom

907
00:43:57,541 --> 00:44:01,249
Budi budala za tebe

908
00:44:01,833 --> 00:44:05,790
Vrištanje kao ludo također je radosno

909
00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:09,249
Imati te pored sebe beskrajno je zabavno

910
00:44:10,333 --> 00:44:14,665
Ako te jednog dana izgubim, cvjetovi će biti tužni

911
00:44:14,750 --> 00:44:18,540
Napustio bih svijet da živim na otoku

912
00:44:18,916 --> 00:44:23,165
Izrezbariti figuru od drveta u sjećanje na vas

913
00:44:23,250 --> 00:44:26,915
Živi sam sa svojom figurom

914
00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:31,499
Sretno je imati te u blizini
i učiniti sve čudesnim

915
00:44:31,583 --> 00:44:35,165
Čak je i obična voda slatkog okusa

916
00:44:35,750 --> 00:44:39,999
Želeći biti s tobom zauvijek,
Trebam te svake minute

917
00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:43,707
Ti si sunčeva svjetlost. Ti si moj dah

918
00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:53,290
rezati

919
00:44:53,708 --> 00:44:55,957
G. Marco, ovo je prvi snimak
cijelog filma

920
00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:58,707
Pojeli ste otrovnu bananu i
pretvorio u muškarca

921
00:44:58,791 --> 00:45:01,082
Želim da pokažeš više dubokog unutarnjeg straha

922
00:45:01,166 --> 00:45:02,832
Ili je ovaj film osuđen na propast

923
00:45:02,916 --> 00:45:03,999
Ne ovako...

924
00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:05,915
Želim istinski strah

925
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:08,957
Pokaži mi

926
00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:11,624
Pokušajte to izraziti svojim očima

927
00:45:11,833 --> 00:45:12,499
rezati

928
00:45:13,541 --> 00:45:14,707
sta to radis

929
00:45:15,291 --> 00:45:16,165
Učini to ponovno

930
00:45:16,833 --> 00:45:18,499
Zaista osjeti...

931
00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:19,499
rezati!

932
00:45:20,375 --> 00:45:23,415
Ako nastaviš s ovim... film je osuđen na propast!

933
00:45:24,625 --> 00:45:25,374
Učini to ponovno

934
00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:26,457
Na primjer...stvarno je...

935
00:45:26,541 --> 00:45:30,124
rezati!

936
00:45:31,125 --> 00:45:32,374
Zaboravi. Odmorite se

937
00:45:32,750 --> 00:45:33,415
pa...

938
00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:34,749
rezati...

939
00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:37,207
gubi se!

940
00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:50,874
Kakav je bio osjećaj?

941
00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:53,415
Nesretan?

942
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:54,957
Teško je reći

943
00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:58,124
Svi mi ovdje samo zarađujemo za život

944
00:45:58,208 --> 00:45:59,999
Nemojmo jedni drugima zadavati teškoće

945
00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:01,540
Zašto tako ozbiljno?

946
00:46:02,041 --> 00:46:02,915
PA

947
00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:05,249
Odvedite ga u toalet,

948
00:46:05,916 --> 00:46:06,915
Očisti ga

949
00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:14,040
zdravo

950
00:46:18,666 --> 00:46:19,540
gospodine Marko

951
00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:21,207
Jeste li vidjeli vijesti?

952
00:46:21,291 --> 00:46:22,957
Ne, što ima. Brz!

953
00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:25,999
Sjećate li se statista na kojeg ste vikali?

954
00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:27,249
Da?

955
00:46:28,625 --> 00:46:29,624
Ona je mrtva

956
00:46:31,041 --> 00:46:31,707
Kako je umrla?

957
00:46:31,791 --> 00:46:33,040
Objesila se

958
00:46:33,125 --> 00:46:36,874
Nosila je crvenu haljinu kako bi pokazala svoju duboku osvetoljubivost

959
00:46:47,625 --> 00:46:48,915
pogledajte! Što ona radi tamo?!

960
00:46:50,333 --> 00:46:51,374
ne vidim nikoga

961
00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:54,040
Ta osoba u crvenom... stoji uz zid

962
00:46:54,125 --> 00:46:55,124
Zar je ne vidiš?

963
00:46:56,916 --> 00:46:58,540
Gospodine Marko, prestanite se šaliti

964
00:47:05,333 --> 00:47:07,165
Snimite ga izbliza kako izgleda preplašeno!

965
00:47:07,583 --> 00:47:08,415
shvaćam

966
00:47:10,041 --> 00:47:12,040
Direktore, zašto gledam u zid?

967
00:47:12,208 --> 00:47:13,749
To nije zid. To je ocean

968
00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:16,790
Kližete se na ledu i
vidite svoju simpatiju, g. Marco

969
00:47:16,958 --> 00:47:20,082
Ne usuđuješ se pogledati ga...
pa kradom pogledaš

970
00:47:20,166 --> 00:47:22,082
Zatim se sakrij iza zida i
baciti još jedan pogled. kužiš

971
00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:23,290
shvaćam

972
00:47:23,375 --> 00:47:24,249
Akcija!

973
00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:46,874
Sada skupite hrabrosti

974
00:47:46,958 --> 00:47:49,499
Daj mu svoju ogrlicu i nasmiješi se

975
00:47:49,791 --> 00:47:50,624
Akcija!

976
00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:56,957
ovo je za tebe...

977
00:48:00,916 --> 00:48:01,999
odlično! Rez!

978
00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:04,415
Savršen! Prelijepo!

979
00:48:04,791 --> 00:48:05,874
Direktor, ovo...

980
00:48:05,958 --> 00:48:07,832
Popišao se u gaće...

981
00:48:07,916 --> 00:48:08,790
Nema veze...izdrži

982
00:48:08,875 --> 00:48:10,332
Oprostite g. Marco. Molim te, nemoj se ljutiti

983
00:48:10,416 --> 00:48:11,790
To je bio izraz koji mi je trebao

984
00:48:11,875 --> 00:48:13,999
To je super. Idemo dalje!

985
00:48:14,083 --> 00:48:14,999
Neću to učiniti!

986
00:48:19,708 --> 00:48:21,040
Moram u bolnicu...

987
00:48:23,666 --> 00:48:24,832
Proklet bio!

988
00:48:25,625 --> 00:48:26,707
Čut ćete se s mojim odvjetnikom

989
00:48:26,791 --> 00:48:27,790
Oprostite, g. Marco

990
00:48:27,875 --> 00:48:29,165
Samo sam želio bolju izvedbu

991
00:48:29,250 --> 00:48:31,290
Mogao si mi samo reći kako!

992
00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,624
Ja sam glumac svjetske klase. Sve mogu

993
00:48:33,708 --> 00:48:36,165
Stalno sam tražio, a ti si zatajio

994
00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:39,332
Pa si smislio ovaj zli plan?

995
00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:41,957
Pažnja! Pažnja svima!
Gospodin Marko se popišao u hlače!

996
00:48:42,041 --> 00:48:42,957
Što si upravo rekao?

997
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,957
Pažnja svima!
Gospodin Marko se nije upišao u hlače

998
00:48:46,041 --> 00:48:47,290
Samo su mokri

999
00:48:47,375 --> 00:48:49,249
dosta mi te je!

1000
00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:52,499
Desetljećima sam u filmskom poslu

1001
00:48:52,583 --> 00:48:55,540
Nikad u životu nisam bio tako ponižen!

1002
00:48:58,916 --> 00:49:00,374
Kako je moguće za dodatni...

1003
00:49:00,833 --> 00:49:03,207
poniziti zvijezdu svjetskog glasa?

1004
00:49:03,541 --> 00:49:05,082
Koji vrag!

1005
00:49:05,375 --> 00:49:06,915
To je totalna glupost!

1006
00:49:09,166 --> 00:49:10,374
Kako se usuđuješ stajati tamo mirno?

1007
00:49:10,458 --> 00:49:11,915
žao mi je

1008
00:49:12,333 --> 00:49:13,374
Ne, ti ostani!

1009
00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:14,915
ti idi!

1010
00:49:18,916 --> 00:49:20,040
Da. Trebao bi ići!

1011
00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:22,249
Mislio sam na tebe, Marco. odlazi!

1012
00:49:22,583 --> 00:49:24,415
Vi, mladi ovih dana...

1013
00:49:24,916 --> 00:49:27,374
Tako sam neiskusan i smislio ovo sranje

1014
00:49:27,583 --> 00:49:29,207
shvaćam

1015
00:49:29,666 --> 00:49:30,582
potpuno razumijem

1016
00:49:30,666 --> 00:49:34,332
Morao sam ovo učiniti jer je tvoja gluma sranje

1017
00:49:34,583 --> 00:49:36,665
Moja gluma je sranje? Zašto ste me zaposlili
na prvom mjestu?!

1018
00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:39,082
Jer si bio jeftin i
svi ostali su bili zauzeti

1019
00:49:39,166 --> 00:49:40,040
Godinama si totalno bio

1020
00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:43,457
Mislio sam da biste cijenili ovu priliku

1021
00:49:43,541 --> 00:49:46,790
Promašaj si jer
nemaš ono što je potrebno da budeš glumac

1022
00:49:46,875 --> 00:49:48,249
Nemojmo više gubiti vrijeme. Sunce izlazi

1023
00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:49,749
Svi, pripremite se. Idemo ponovo

1024
00:49:49,833 --> 00:49:51,957
Još jednom, svi!

1025
00:49:52,208 --> 00:49:53,915
Ne brini za to. Mi vas zamjenjujemo!

1026
00:49:55,416 --> 00:49:58,415
Ne budi kreten. Pokušavam biti fin ovdje

1027
00:49:58,791 --> 00:50:00,749
Ti si kreten ovdje!

1028
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:02,540
Trebali bismo razgovarati

1029
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,999
Vrati se na posao. hajde

1030
00:50:06,708 --> 00:50:07,707
ravnateljica

1031
00:50:08,916 --> 00:50:12,957
Cijenim priliku. Stvarno sam zahvalan

1032
00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:16,665
I u snu razmišljam da ti se odužim

1033
00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:19,165
Kako bi bilo da vratim moj scenarij?

1034
00:50:19,416 --> 00:50:22,332
Molim te, ne radi to!
Nisam radio sedam, osam godina!

1035
00:50:23,583 --> 00:50:26,457
Ne mogu izgubiti ovaj posao!
Molim te daj mi još jednu priliku!

1036
00:50:26,875 --> 00:50:28,457
Dat ću ti pola svog glumačkog honorara

1037
00:50:28,791 --> 00:50:29,665
dogovor?

1038
00:50:30,750 --> 00:50:31,582
Učini mi ovu uslugu

1039
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:32,707
ne mogu

1040
00:50:32,791 --> 00:50:33,665
Molim?!

1041
00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:34,832
Uzmi natrag scenarij od njega

1042
00:50:35,541 --> 00:50:36,457
oprostite

1043
00:50:40,541 --> 00:50:41,415
Molim te, nemoj!

1044
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:42,415
Pusti!

1045
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:45,249
- Daj mi malo lica, molim te...
- Pusti!

1046
00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:46,999
Pusti!

1047
00:50:56,333 --> 00:50:58,124
Tako mi je žao

1048
00:50:58,416 --> 00:50:59,540
Nisam te htio uplašiti

1049
00:50:59,625 --> 00:51:00,707
Ne govori ni riječ!

1050
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,207
Nisam znao da će tako ispasti

1051
00:51:02,291 --> 00:51:03,749
Ne treba mi ničija sućut

1052
00:51:08,083 --> 00:51:10,957
Kad dođem ovamo, osjećam se kao da se borim

1053
00:51:11,041 --> 00:51:13,499
Niste se svađali...
samo si se tukao

1054
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,249
Marko!

1055
00:51:21,666 --> 00:51:25,165
Nisam te vidio neko vrijeme.
Dakle, još uvijek glumite

1056
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:28,624
Hej, ja sam viši od tebe.
Imate opuštenu kožu

1057
00:51:28,708 --> 00:51:30,374
tata. mama

1058
00:51:30,541 --> 00:51:31,457
Ona je naša kći

1059
00:51:31,541 --> 00:51:32,832
- Dođi
- Što ti radiš ovdje?

1060
00:51:32,958 --> 00:51:33,707
Snimimo selfie

1061
00:51:33,708 --> 00:51:34,665
Molim te prestani!

1062
00:51:34,708 --> 00:51:35,957
ne brini...

1063
00:51:36,458 --> 00:51:37,874
Hajde, pozirajmo zajedno!

1064
00:51:38,416 --> 00:51:39,832
- Koja poza?
- Pokaži mi pozu 'srce'

1065
00:51:39,916 --> 00:51:41,707
Hajde...budi dobar dečko

1066
00:51:42,291 --> 00:51:45,165
nasmiješi se! Jedan, dva, tri!

1067
00:51:47,833 --> 00:51:50,499
Oprostite što smetamo, g. Marco

1068
00:51:50,583 --> 00:51:51,499
Marko

1069
00:51:51,583 --> 00:51:52,915
Kad je moja kći bila dijete...

1070
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,999
Vidjela je vaš film "Orphan Adventure" i
zaljubio se u glumu

1071
00:51:56,458 --> 00:51:58,582
Ti si njena inspiracija

1072
00:51:58,666 --> 00:51:59,665
Mama, molim te prestani

1073
00:52:00,333 --> 00:52:01,874
gospodine Marko. Molim vas, nemojte nam smetati

1074
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,040
Mi smo tvoji veliki obožavatelji

1075
00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:10,207
gospodine Marko

1076
00:52:10,916 --> 00:52:12,957
Moja kći me neće slušati

1077
00:52:13,125 --> 00:52:14,957
Ali ona jednostavno nije stvorena za ovo

1078
00:52:15,458 --> 00:52:17,249
Možete li mi pomoći da je odgovorim od toga?

1079
00:52:22,958 --> 00:52:23,874
Ona jako puno radi

1080
00:52:25,958 --> 00:52:27,124
Uspjet će ona

1081
00:52:32,791 --> 00:52:34,540
Hvala g. Marko!

1082
00:52:51,708 --> 00:52:52,582
mladi!

1083
00:52:54,208 --> 00:52:55,665
Lijepo odijelo!

1084
00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:56,665
u redu je

1085
00:52:57,083 --> 00:52:58,624
Čiji otmjeni auto?

1086
00:53:00,125 --> 00:53:01,832
Sanjivo...je li 200.000 dolara dovoljno?

1087
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,374
Mogu ti dati više ako trebaš

1088
00:53:03,458 --> 00:53:06,165
Prestani se petljati!
Korištenje rekvizitnog novca će vas uhititi

1089
00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:07,124
šefe

1090
00:53:07,416 --> 00:53:09,124
Vrijeme je isteklo. Moramo ići

1091
00:53:10,166 --> 00:53:12,249
Za minutu... skoro sam gotov

1092
00:53:13,666 --> 00:53:14,915
Dreamy, samo uzmi

1093
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:15,957
Ne, ne mogu

1094
00:53:16,041 --> 00:53:18,249
Našao sam honorarni posao. Imam dovoljno novca

1095
00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:19,874
To je onda dobro

1096
00:53:23,791 --> 00:53:25,415
Dakle, zapravo ste bogati

1097
00:53:26,125 --> 00:53:27,999
To je iz mog obiteljskog posla

1098
00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:29,415
Zašto ste uopće postali statist?

1099
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:30,540
Stvarno uživam u tome

1100
00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:32,707
Ali moram otići u inozemstvo zbog obiteljskog posla

1101
00:53:32,791 --> 00:53:33,749
Ne mogu se više zajebavati

1102
00:53:33,833 --> 00:53:35,290
To je tako nevjerojatno!

1103
00:53:35,625 --> 00:53:37,040
Ne baš. Moram ići

1104
00:53:37,833 --> 00:53:38,624
Usput...

1105
00:53:39,041 --> 00:53:40,665
Želim ti reći da mi se sviđaš

1106
00:53:41,666 --> 00:53:42,874
Pa i ti se meni sviđaš

1107
00:53:43,291 --> 00:53:46,082
Ne, mislim na romantičan način

1108
00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:51,499
Mislio sam na tebe kao na prijatelja...
ali htjeli ste nešto više?

1109
00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:52,582
da

1110
00:53:56,833 --> 00:53:57,790
Što ti se sviđa kod mene?

1111
00:53:58,125 --> 00:53:59,249
Imaš prekrasnu dušu

1112
00:53:59,375 --> 00:54:01,915
Znači, kažeš da sam ružan izvana?

1113
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,832
Ne, i ti izgledaš lijepo

1114
00:54:03,916 --> 00:54:06,082
To je tako lažno! Mašta

1115
00:54:06,166 --> 00:54:06,999
hajde Pokušajte ponovno s više osjećaja

1116
00:54:07,083 --> 00:54:08,124
Stvarno dobro izgledaš!

1117
00:54:08,208 --> 00:54:09,790
Samo zaboravi

1118
00:54:09,875 --> 00:54:12,457
Ne krivim te.
Linije su malo rastegnute

1119
00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:13,457
točno!

1120
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:16,915
Kako se usuđuješ!

1121
00:54:18,708 --> 00:54:19,874
Već imam dečka

1122
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:20,915
ja znam

1123
00:54:21,708 --> 00:54:23,040
Ali svejedno hvala

1124
00:54:23,208 --> 00:54:24,624
Onda ću ići

1125
00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:25,707
Dođi me ponekad posjetiti

1126
00:54:25,791 --> 00:54:28,165
Bit ću u Americi.
Možda se neko vrijeme neće moći vratiti

1127
00:54:34,291 --> 00:54:36,665
Sada si velika faca! Tako sam zavidna

1128
00:54:37,041 --> 00:54:38,290
Ja bih trebao biti taj koji je zavidan

1129
00:54:38,666 --> 00:54:40,332
Možete raditi ono što volite

1130
00:54:41,041 --> 00:54:41,874
Navijat ću za tebe

1131
00:54:48,791 --> 00:54:49,749
zdravo

1132
00:54:50,250 --> 00:54:51,290
Vaša hrana je ovdje

1133
00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:55,999
Ocijenite me s pet zvjezdica. hvala vam

1134
00:55:02,416 --> 00:55:03,540
Mimi!

1135
00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:04,707
Isprobajte ga

1136
00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:07,290
Prošlo je dosta vremena...kako si?

1137
00:55:08,416 --> 00:55:09,290
Poznaješ je?

1138
00:55:09,708 --> 00:55:10,540
da

1139
00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:12,957
Direktor Chen!

1140
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,582
To si stvarno ti! Kakva čast upoznati vas!

1141
00:55:18,166 --> 00:55:21,415
Veliki sam obožavatelj tvojih filmova. Volim tvoj rad

1142
00:55:21,958 --> 00:55:22,749
hvala

1143
00:55:23,250 --> 00:55:24,249
Probaj ovaj

1144
00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:28,665
Zapravo, ja sam glumac. Moje ime je Dreamy

1145
00:55:29,208 --> 00:55:32,207
Možete li mi dati priliku da glumim u vašem filmu?

1146
00:55:32,583 --> 00:55:33,790
Voljan sam igrati bilo koju ulogu

1147
00:55:33,916 --> 00:55:34,749
naravno

1148
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:35,874
Stvarno?

1149
00:55:36,791 --> 00:55:37,707
To je divno!

1150
00:55:37,958 --> 00:55:39,749
Ako mi daš priliku...

1151
00:55:40,375 --> 00:55:42,915
Neću te iznevjeriti!

1152
00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:44,457
To je dobro

1153
00:55:45,083 --> 00:55:45,915
hvala ti

1154
00:55:48,416 --> 00:55:49,624
Ja ću krenuti

1155
00:55:52,791 --> 00:55:53,624
Oprostite mi

1156
00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:54,957
Direktore, molim vas pogledajte ovo

1157
00:55:55,041 --> 00:55:58,665
Redatelj, kada će se početi snimati film?

1158
00:55:58,750 --> 00:56:00,165
Želim počistiti svoj raspored za tebe...

1159
00:56:01,250 --> 00:56:02,124
Poznajete li je dobro?

1160
00:56:02,208 --> 00:56:02,999
Ne baš

1161
00:56:04,041 --> 00:56:05,165
Nazvat ćemo te

1162
00:56:06,375 --> 00:56:07,582
Sada možeš ići, hvala

1163
00:56:13,958 --> 00:56:15,040
Žao mi je, ali...

1164
00:56:15,333 --> 00:56:17,999
Mogu li dobiti vaš WeChat?
Mogu doći bilo kada na audiciju

1165
00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:21,082
Ne koristimo WeChat. Zašto si još ovdje?

1166
00:56:21,625 --> 00:56:22,582
Oh dobro

1167
00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:25,707
Mogu li posuditi olovku? Samo ću ostaviti svoj broj

1168
00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:28,207
- Direktor me može dobiti bilo kada
- Samo idi!

1169
00:56:28,416 --> 00:56:29,374
u redu

1170
00:56:31,291 --> 00:56:31,915
hvala ti puno

1171
00:56:31,916 --> 00:56:32,707
Neću te zvati

1172
00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:33,624
Samo idi

1173
00:56:34,375 --> 00:56:35,957
Mislio si da si rekao da ćeš me nazvati?

1174
00:56:36,041 --> 00:56:36,874
izdrži!

1175
00:56:41,916 --> 00:56:44,415
Samo sam bio pristojan.
Nisam želio povrijediti vaše osjećaje

1176
00:56:44,583 --> 00:56:46,165
Nikad se nisi pogledao u ogledalo?

1177
00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:48,082
Gledam to svaki dan

1178
00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:49,665
Stvarno misliš da imaš šanse?

1179
00:56:50,416 --> 00:56:51,165
Ja znam

1180
00:56:51,250 --> 00:56:52,040
Ne, ne znaš!

1181
00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:56,374
Znam da su šanse male...

1182
00:56:56,458 --> 00:56:57,332
ali spreman sam čekati

1183
00:56:57,416 --> 00:56:58,082
Ne morate čekati!

1184
00:56:58,166 --> 00:56:59,290
Nikada nećete dobiti priliku....nikada!

1185
00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:02,874
Koliko bi 'ikad' trajalo?

1186
00:57:04,041 --> 00:57:07,582
Do kraja svemira!

1187
00:57:08,375 --> 00:57:09,249
Razumijete li?

1188
00:57:10,666 --> 00:57:12,749
Pa...što nakon kraja svemira?

1189
00:57:16,750 --> 00:57:21,290
Takvi ljudi su sramota za čovječanstvo

1190
00:57:21,916 --> 00:57:24,665
Nikada neće uspjeti
ali ipak poriču!

1191
00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:27,832
Ovi ljudi nikad ne znaju kada treba odustati!

1192
00:57:28,750 --> 00:57:31,790
Samo želimo vašu hranu!
Zar niste ovdje da nam dostavljate obroke?!

1193
00:57:32,041 --> 00:57:33,624
Oprosti direktore,
Oprostite svima na smetnji

1194
00:57:33,708 --> 00:57:34,915
Ja ću je izvesti

1195
00:57:35,791 --> 00:57:36,749
Idemo

1196
00:57:45,458 --> 00:57:47,499
sta to radis
Praviš budalu od sebe!

1197
00:57:48,166 --> 00:57:49,499
Morao sam pokušati

1198
00:57:49,583 --> 00:57:52,040
Zaboravi na to. To je sudbina!

1199
00:57:52,333 --> 00:57:53,790
Znaš li što je sudbina?

1200
00:57:53,875 --> 00:57:54,790
Što je to?

1201
00:57:54,875 --> 00:57:57,040
Nikad nisam želio biti zvijezda, ali evo me

1202
00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:59,249
Uvijek si želio biti zvijezda,
ali ti si samo statist

1203
00:57:59,333 --> 00:58:00,749
Ovo je sudbina!

1204
00:58:01,208 --> 00:58:03,290
Nemoj se boriti protiv toga, u redu?

1205
00:58:08,125 --> 00:58:09,915
Charlie, gdje si?

1206
00:58:10,375 --> 00:58:11,832
Ja sam s klijentom

1207
00:58:12,583 --> 00:58:14,207
Želim te vidjeti

1208
00:58:14,375 --> 00:58:17,749
Još imam sastanak kasnije. stvarno sam zauzet!

1209
00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:19,124
nazvat ću te kasnije

1210
00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:22,249
Čekaj, nemoj poklopiti

1211
00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:23,415
sta ima

1212
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:28,957
Što nosiš danas?

1213
00:58:29,625 --> 00:58:31,707
Svaki dan nosim istu stvar

1214
00:58:31,916 --> 00:58:33,249
Bijela košulja i crne hlače

1215
00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:34,665
zašto pitaš

1216
00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:37,915
Oh ništa...samo sam znatiželjan

1217
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,707
Čujemo se uskoro. doviđenja doviđenja

1218
00:59:00,875 --> 00:59:02,082
Uzmimo taksi

1219
00:59:02,166 --> 00:59:02,790
u redu

1220
00:59:02,875 --> 00:59:03,915
Gdje možemo pronaći taksi?

1221
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:04,999
Upravo tamo

1222
00:59:06,416 --> 00:59:07,457
Pada jaka kiša

1223
00:59:07,541 --> 00:59:09,207
Bok rođače...kakva slučajnost!

1224
00:59:09,875 --> 00:59:12,290
Draga, ona je moja sestrična. Čekaj ovdje

1225
00:59:20,458 --> 00:59:21,290
tko je ona

1226
00:59:21,708 --> 00:59:22,999
Klijent

1227
00:59:24,041 --> 00:59:25,207
Zašto si me nazvao svojim rođakom?

1228
00:59:25,916 --> 00:59:28,415
Ne brini za to! To je samo etiketa!

1229
00:59:30,166 --> 00:59:31,124
Pusti me da razgovaram s njom

1230
00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:36,749
Ona je stvarno moj klijent i
i ti si moj klijent!

1231
00:59:36,958 --> 00:59:39,624
Ja pružam uslugu... u redu?

1232
00:59:39,916 --> 00:59:40,915
Koja usluga?

1233
00:59:41,291 --> 00:59:42,624
znate

1234
00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:45,457
Dečko za najam

1235
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:47,540
Ti si eskort?

1236
00:59:47,666 --> 00:59:50,624
Što god...to je samo etiketa

1237
00:59:52,875 --> 00:59:54,415
Zašto ja?

1238
00:59:55,750 --> 00:59:56,999
Je li ovo moja sudbina?

1239
01:00:03,958 --> 01:00:05,165
Ili zato što sam glup?

1240
01:00:05,708 --> 01:00:07,957
Ne budi tako strog prema sebi

1241
01:00:11,625 --> 01:00:13,832
Neznanje je blaženstvo, čini te sretnijim!

1242
01:00:14,625 --> 01:00:15,374
u redu

1243
01:00:15,875 --> 01:00:17,749
Vrati mi moj svadbeni fond

1244
01:00:18,291 --> 01:00:19,665
O tom novcu...

1245
01:00:19,791 --> 01:00:22,624
Dobro ću se pobrinuti za to. Ne brini

1246
01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:29,040
Novac koji tražite...

1247
01:00:29,833 --> 01:00:31,207
Sve je ovdje

1248
01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:34,749
Uzmi ga. Samo radi što god želiš

1249
01:00:34,916 --> 01:00:36,499
Ne varam te

1250
01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:38,790
Samo naplaćujem svoju naknadu za uslugu

1251
01:00:38,875 --> 01:00:41,082
Ne možeš samo večerati i trčati, zar ne?

1252
01:00:44,291 --> 01:00:48,165
Nikad nisi mislio
Uspio bih kao glumac, zar ne?

1253
01:00:48,458 --> 01:00:49,957
Uspjet ćeš

1254
01:00:50,333 --> 01:00:51,665
ti si najbolja

1255
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,040
Sve dok mi plaćaš,
Stalno ću ti ovo govoriti...

1256
01:00:54,125 --> 01:00:55,040
Koliko god često želite

1257
01:00:59,458 --> 01:01:01,999
nemoj plakati! Postat će sumnjičava!

1258
01:01:02,666 --> 01:01:04,082
Prestani!

1259
01:01:06,166 --> 01:01:07,915
Nemoj mi stvarati probleme!

1260
01:01:08,583 --> 01:01:09,249
Zašto si ovo napravio?

1261
01:01:11,625 --> 01:01:12,957
Nemoj mi to zeznuti!

1262
01:01:16,541 --> 01:01:20,749
Rođak! Nemojte se drogirati!

1263
01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:22,790
Ubit će te!

1264
01:01:23,125 --> 01:01:25,082
Ne traži mi više novac!

1265
01:01:25,166 --> 01:01:27,082
Nikad nije prekasno da se promijeni, Rođače!

1266
01:01:27,333 --> 01:01:28,624
Učinio si pravu stvar

1267
01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:30,207
Nemoj joj posuđivati novac

1268
01:01:30,291 --> 01:01:31,957
Iskoristit će to za kupnju droge!

1269
01:02:27,666 --> 01:02:28,707
jesi dobro

1270
01:02:30,166 --> 01:02:32,999
Jeste li zaspali? Jesi li bio pijan?

1271
01:02:34,583 --> 01:02:35,832
Pokušavaš li se ubiti?

1272
01:02:37,541 --> 01:02:38,707
Naravno da nije

1273
01:02:40,541 --> 01:02:42,874
Snimaš li film? jesi li ti glumac

1274
01:02:45,291 --> 01:02:46,249
br

1275
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:56,790
Ja nisam glumac

1276
01:02:59,583 --> 01:03:00,540
Sada sam budan

1277
01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:03,874
Zaspati tijekom vožnje vrlo je opasno

1278
01:03:04,166 --> 01:03:05,499
Nemoj to više raditi!

1279
01:03:17,666 --> 01:03:18,457
zdravo

1280
01:03:18,541 --> 01:03:20,415
gospodine Marko! Nisam te vidio neko vrijeme

1281
01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:21,207
Koja je tvoja uloga?

1282
01:03:21,291 --> 01:03:23,165
Umirući hrabri vojnik

1283
01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:24,790
Samo lezi tamo!

1284
01:03:24,875 --> 01:03:25,624
Brzo!

1285
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,499
Kostimi...šminka...pripremite se!

1286
01:03:28,291 --> 01:03:29,415
Ovdje točno?

1287
01:03:29,541 --> 01:03:31,832
Glave, držite se bliže!

1288
01:03:34,083 --> 01:03:36,040
Pada mrak, požuri

1289
01:03:37,583 --> 01:03:39,332
Trebam li otvoriti oči ili ih držati zatvorene?

1290
01:03:39,416 --> 01:03:40,457
Koga briga!

1291
01:03:40,541 --> 01:03:42,332
Onda ću umrijeti otvorenih očiju

1292
01:03:42,416 --> 01:03:45,707
Uostalom, ova bitka je
slavna žrtva za osvetu nacije

1293
01:03:45,791 --> 01:03:46,999
Umrijeti sa žaljenjem. trebao bih...

1294
01:03:47,083 --> 01:03:47,957
Ne mrdaj!

1295
01:03:51,750 --> 01:03:52,707
spreman

1296
01:03:52,791 --> 01:03:53,874
Akcija!

1297
01:03:55,166 --> 01:03:56,249
Zaštitite generala!

1298
01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:57,624
Ići!

1299
01:03:58,250 --> 01:03:59,207
brzo

1300
01:03:59,291 --> 01:04:00,415
pokrivam te

1301
01:04:00,666 --> 01:04:01,540
Idi!

1302
01:04:09,166 --> 01:04:11,040
Pogledaj ovo! Koji vrag!

1303
01:04:11,125 --> 01:04:11,999
Gdje si to nabavio?

1304
01:04:12,083 --> 01:04:13,249
Tencent WeeSee...

1305
01:04:14,708 --> 01:04:15,707
Pogledaj ovo

1306
01:04:17,916 --> 01:04:19,749
Toliko se uplašio da se upiškio u hlače!

1307
01:04:24,583 --> 01:04:26,290
Marko je smiješan!

1308
01:04:31,208 --> 01:04:32,124
Poznaješ li Marca?

1309
01:04:32,208 --> 01:04:32,999
Ne, ne znam

1310
01:04:35,291 --> 01:04:36,290
br

1311
01:04:41,083 --> 01:04:42,207
Pomokrio je hlače!

1312
01:04:46,041 --> 01:04:47,540
Gledao sam ovo mnogo puta

1313
01:04:47,625 --> 01:04:49,749
Ne mogu se prestati smijati svaki put kad ovo gledam

1314
01:04:53,666 --> 01:04:54,832
Nisam znao da snima komedije

1315
01:04:54,833 --> 01:04:56,124
Ovaj snimak je smiješan

1316
01:04:58,875 --> 01:04:59,999
Marko!

1317
01:05:00,291 --> 01:05:01,040
Marko?

1318
01:05:01,125 --> 01:05:04,165
- Jeste li vi Marco?
- Je li to stvarno on?

1319
01:05:06,541 --> 01:05:07,832
Liči na njega

1320
01:05:08,708 --> 01:05:09,624
je li stvarno

1321
01:05:11,666 --> 01:05:15,249
- Da, to je Marko!
- To je stvarno Marko!

1322
01:05:15,333 --> 01:05:17,665
Uživo bolje izgleda

1323
01:05:17,750 --> 01:05:18,540
Možeš li se slikati sa mnom?

1324
01:05:18,625 --> 01:05:21,082
- Sviđaš mi se!
- Hajdemo selfie

1325
01:05:21,166 --> 01:05:22,332
Pogledajte ovdje

1326
01:05:22,833 --> 01:05:24,040
Stvarno?

1327
01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:25,832
Bez žurbe...

1328
01:05:25,916 --> 01:05:27,624
Bez žurbe, učinimo to zajedno

1329
01:05:27,708 --> 01:05:30,207
Tvoj klip je bio tako smiješan! jako mi se sviđa!

1330
01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:33,124
(Rekordna gledanost: Marco se vratio!)

1331
01:05:33,125 --> 01:05:34,999
(Pauza bivšeg djeteta slavnih
internetski zapis s videom mokrenja!)

1332
01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:39,665
(Mokriš gaće do uspjeha!
Marco šokiran zbog neočekivane slave!)

1333
01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:43,915
(Brendovi se bore oko nove zvijezde -
Marco podržava dječje pelene)

1334
01:05:45,458 --> 01:05:48,540
(Marco ljut na Pee meme.
Ja nisam Bog pišanja!)

1335
01:05:50,666 --> 01:05:53,457
gospodine Marko. Tako nam je drago što ste danas s nama

1336
01:05:53,833 --> 01:05:57,207
Možete li nam reći kako ste se vratili?

1337
01:05:58,208 --> 01:05:59,249
Kakav 'povratak'?

1338
01:05:59,833 --> 01:06:01,124
Opet si užaren

1339
01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:02,915
Što opet usijano?

1340
01:06:03,416 --> 01:06:04,165
ja...

1341
01:06:04,583 --> 01:06:05,832
Jesam li bio mrtav i otišao?

1342
01:06:06,041 --> 01:06:07,832
Nisam tako mislio

1343
01:06:07,916 --> 01:06:09,874
Ne, što ste mislili pod 'povratkom'?

1344
01:06:11,250 --> 01:06:12,374
Pokušavaš li me uvrijediti?

1345
01:06:15,708 --> 01:06:17,124
To je bilo stvarno dobro!

1346
01:06:17,208 --> 01:06:18,915
Naravno!

1347
01:06:19,166 --> 01:06:21,832
G. Marco je apsolutno briljantan,
emocije izađu na vidjelo bilo kada!

1348
01:06:21,916 --> 01:06:24,999
Naravno, kad mi emocije eksplodiraju, ne mogu to zaustaviti

1349
01:06:25,083 --> 01:06:28,082
Možete li nam pokazati izgled 'pišanja u hlače'?

1350
01:06:31,583 --> 01:06:34,832
Toliko će djece gledati...

1351
01:06:34,916 --> 01:06:36,165
Nemojmo to činiti

1352
01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:38,790
u pravu si Molimo recite nam
što ti je sljedeće

1353
01:06:39,291 --> 01:06:42,207
Što drugo? Samo neka međunarodna uspješnica

1354
01:06:42,291 --> 01:06:45,915
Upoznala sam Marca. Ovo je video zapis
ja ga plašim da se sam popiški

1355
01:06:46,333 --> 01:06:47,499
I ti si glumac?

1356
01:06:47,791 --> 01:06:49,582
Da, bio sam glumac

1357
01:06:49,666 --> 01:06:51,332
Jeste li upoznali Bruce Leeja?

1358
01:06:51,416 --> 01:06:51,957
Naravno, sve sam ih upoznao

1359
01:06:52,041 --> 01:06:52,832
hej

1360
01:06:53,416 --> 01:06:56,290
Prestani čavrljati! Natrag na posao!

1361
01:06:57,208 --> 01:07:00,874
Bilo je toliko uspona i padova za tebe.
Reci nam kako se osjećaš

1362
01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:03,457
Osjećam se tako blagoslovljeno

1363
01:07:03,541 --> 01:07:06,457
Ne može svatko doživjeti ove uspone i padove

1364
01:07:08,333 --> 01:07:11,915
Zahvalan sam osobi
koji me uplašio u videu

1365
01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:14,207
Bez nje danas ne bih bio ovdje

1366
01:07:14,625 --> 01:07:15,624
tko je ona

1367
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,124
Ne znam joj ime, ali...

1368
01:07:18,583 --> 01:07:19,749
Ona je glumica

1369
01:07:22,916 --> 01:07:24,165
Sanjivo!

1370
01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:25,999
Vidi tko je ovdje!

1371
01:07:27,791 --> 01:07:30,707
Izgledaš tako dobro!

1372
01:07:30,791 --> 01:07:31,665
gospodine Marko!

1373
01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:32,665
gospodine Marko

1374
01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:34,707
Sanjivo! Napokon sam te našao!

1375
01:07:34,791 --> 01:07:36,082
Došao sam ti zahvaliti

1376
01:07:36,166 --> 01:07:39,040
Nije puno učinila. Sve što je učinila bilo je da te prestraši

1377
01:07:39,416 --> 01:07:41,290
Kosa mi je posijedjela
od šoka koji mi je donijela

1378
01:07:41,375 --> 01:07:42,665
Ne bih joj zahvaljivao na tome

1379
01:07:42,750 --> 01:07:44,374
Dođi sjedni

1380
01:07:44,458 --> 01:07:45,040
dođi...

1381
01:07:45,125 --> 01:07:46,415
Prefino miriše

1382
01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:48,415
Sad si super popularan!

1383
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:50,290
Hvala ti na tvom strašnom licu!

1384
01:07:50,375 --> 01:07:51,540
Imaš nevjerojatnu kćer

1385
01:07:51,625 --> 01:07:52,249
Tako si zao

1386
01:07:52,333 --> 01:07:53,207
Izgleda poput svog oca

1387
01:07:53,291 --> 01:07:54,082
Ne, kao njena mama

1388
01:07:54,166 --> 01:07:55,040
Izgleda poput svog oca

1389
01:07:55,666 --> 01:07:56,749
Izgleda kao oboje

1390
01:07:58,333 --> 01:07:59,290
Također, želim čestitati!

1391
01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:02,249
Ušli ste u uži izbor za film Stephena Chowa

1392
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:03,790
Što?

1393
01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:05,290
Niste znali?

1394
01:08:05,541 --> 01:08:08,374
Oni bacaju
neki novi glumci s pravim talentom

1395
01:08:08,458 --> 01:08:09,707
Vidio sam tvoje ime na popisu

1396
01:08:10,125 --> 01:08:10,915
Gdje si to vidio?

1397
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,332
Online

1398
01:08:12,916 --> 01:08:14,999
Sutra je u Pekingu. Vidite, upravo ovdje!

1399
01:08:17,333 --> 01:08:18,207
- Što se dogodilo s internetom?
- Oprostite...

1400
01:08:18,291 --> 01:08:20,165
Svejedno, ne idem

1401
01:08:21,125 --> 01:08:21,999
Zašto ne?

1402
01:08:22,208 --> 01:08:23,707
Sada imam novi posao

1403
01:08:23,791 --> 01:08:25,040
Ne želim više biti glumac

1404
01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:26,082
zašto

1405
01:08:26,250 --> 01:08:28,207
Sada sam konobarica

1406
01:08:28,583 --> 01:08:31,290
Također, otvorio sam online trgovinu i
pristojno zarađujući

1407
01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:32,790
Tata i mama su jako zadovoljni

1408
01:08:33,041 --> 01:08:35,790
Dreamy je napokon došla k sebi. To je dobro!

1409
01:08:35,791 --> 01:08:36,832
Briljantno

1410
01:08:38,291 --> 01:08:39,832
Juha za Marka...

1411
01:08:40,416 --> 01:08:41,415
Vrlo dobro

1412
01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:45,082
Što je bilo?

1413
01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:47,915
Ne osjećam se dobro

1414
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,082
Je li menopauza?

1415
01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:51,207
gluposti! Premlad je!

1416
01:08:51,416 --> 01:08:52,665
Je li srčani udar?

1417
01:08:52,750 --> 01:08:54,915
- Brzo, zovite hitnu pomoć!
- Nema potrebe. ja sam dobro

1418
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,165
- Zna li tvoja obitelj?
- U redu je. dobro sam

1419
01:08:56,250 --> 01:08:58,082
Ne mogu gledati kako Dreamy trati život
kao 'sretna' konobarica

1420
01:08:58,166 --> 01:09:00,332
To jednostavno nije u redu

1421
01:09:03,916 --> 01:09:05,124
Nemojte me krivo shvatiti

1422
01:09:05,416 --> 01:09:06,665
Ono što mislim je...

1423
01:09:07,666 --> 01:09:10,249
To je kao nepobjediv boksač...

1424
01:09:10,333 --> 01:09:12,457
Odustajanje prije početka utakmice

1425
01:09:12,916 --> 01:09:16,165
Nisam odustala. Napokon sam shvatila

1426
01:09:16,625 --> 01:09:18,124
Ne maštam više o tome da budem zvijezda

1427
01:09:18,208 --> 01:09:19,749
Odustaješ!

1428
01:09:21,958 --> 01:09:23,124
gospodine Marko

1429
01:09:24,041 --> 01:09:25,374
Prošlo je već više od desetljeća

1430
01:09:26,541 --> 01:09:28,999
Svaki dan su me ismijavali i odbacivali

1431
01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:32,374
Nitko me ne želi vidjeti kako glumim

1432
01:09:33,875 --> 01:09:36,124
Nikada nisam imao ni trenutka poštovanja

1433
01:09:36,958 --> 01:09:38,040
dosta mi je!

1434
01:09:38,416 --> 01:09:39,457
Zašto?

1435
01:09:40,541 --> 01:09:41,582
Što misliš pod 'zašto'?

1436
01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:43,207
Zašto odustati?

1437
01:09:43,666 --> 01:09:45,165
ne odustajem!

1438
01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:46,040
samo je...

1439
01:09:46,875 --> 01:09:48,624
Samo što nisam stvorena za to!

1440
01:09:49,125 --> 01:09:51,707
Naporan rad se ne isplati uvijek!

1441
01:09:52,416 --> 01:09:54,915
rekao sam ti! Ali vi ste inzistirali!

1442
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,624
Neka bude. Stalno su je maltretirali

1443
01:09:57,750 --> 01:09:59,790
Znam, shvaćam

1444
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,290
potpuno razumijem...

1445
01:10:01,958 --> 01:10:05,832
Prešao sam toliki put samo da pokažem svoju zahvalnost

1446
01:10:06,041 --> 01:10:07,999
Sada, moram ići

1447
01:10:08,291 --> 01:10:09,374
Odlaziš tako brzo?

1448
01:10:09,458 --> 01:10:11,290
Gospodine Marko, ostanite na večeri!

1449
01:10:11,375 --> 01:10:12,540
Molim te ostani!

1450
01:10:13,291 --> 01:10:14,290
mislio sam da...

1451
01:10:14,375 --> 01:10:16,749
Ne odustati...suština je uspjeha!

1452
01:10:17,208 --> 01:10:18,749
Ti si me tome naučio

1453
01:10:41,708 --> 01:10:42,499
Možda bih trebao pokušati...

1454
01:10:42,583 --> 01:10:44,374
znao sam! Jednostavno to nećete pustiti!

1455
01:10:44,958 --> 01:10:46,624
Ti beskorisna propalice!

1456
01:10:47,041 --> 01:10:48,749
Onda idi!

1457
01:10:48,875 --> 01:10:49,874
Rezervirajte joj kartu!

1458
01:10:51,625 --> 01:10:52,749
Vlak ili avion?

1459
01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:54,082
- Avion!
- Avion

1460
01:10:54,166 --> 01:10:55,290
Prva klasa!

1461
01:10:56,375 --> 01:10:57,290
Gubi se odavde!

1462
01:11:00,750 --> 01:11:01,915
Ne treba mi toliko, tata

1463
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:02,874
Uzmi ga!

1464
01:11:03,208 --> 01:11:06,207
Ti si totalna propalica!

1465
01:11:06,291 --> 01:11:07,790
Dobio sam ulaznice! Kreni!

1466
01:11:07,875 --> 01:11:08,457
Prva klasa, zar ne?

1467
01:11:08,541 --> 01:11:09,332
naravno

1468
01:11:11,416 --> 01:11:12,624
Hvala mama

1469
01:11:12,958 --> 01:11:14,165
Tata, najbolji si!

1470
01:11:15,666 --> 01:11:17,832
Glupo dijete! Nemoj se nikada vratiti!

1471
01:11:17,916 --> 01:11:18,457
u redu

1472
01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:19,790
Ne zaboravite svoje ključeve!

1473
01:11:19,875 --> 01:11:20,874
Kužim!

1474
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:23,874
(Gluma i pokret)

1475
01:11:41,708 --> 01:11:42,624
Ja sam robot

1476
01:11:42,833 --> 01:11:43,915
Ok, sljedeći

1477
01:11:46,625 --> 01:11:47,499
jutro

1478
01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:55,999
Ja sam gljiva koja raste

1479
01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:56,957
sljedeći!

1480
01:11:58,166 --> 01:11:59,165
požurite!

1481
01:11:59,833 --> 01:12:00,499
Sljedeći!

1482
01:12:00,583 --> 01:12:02,290
(Emocionalna kontrola)

1483
01:12:02,583 --> 01:12:03,749
mama

1484
01:12:03,916 --> 01:12:06,124
djed. baka

1485
01:12:06,208 --> 01:12:08,790
ujak. bratić

1486
01:12:09,166 --> 01:12:10,540
šogor

1487
01:12:10,916 --> 01:12:12,332
teta

1488
01:12:14,541 --> 01:12:16,332
Pomozite mi molim vas!

1489
01:12:26,750 --> 01:12:29,749
Cijela moja obitelj je mrtva!

1490
01:12:29,833 --> 01:12:31,832
Fantastičan! Dalje

1491
01:12:35,208 --> 01:12:36,040
zdravo

1492
01:12:43,666 --> 01:12:44,915
U redu, sljedeći!

1493
01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:47,790
Oprostite... treba mi pet minuta da se zagrijem

1494
01:12:48,750 --> 01:12:51,207
Više od stotinu ljudi čeka!

1495
01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:53,749
(Izlog talenata)

1496
01:13:25,041 --> 01:13:25,707
hvala vam

1497
01:13:25,791 --> 01:13:27,415
To je jako dobro. Dalje

1498
01:13:31,583 --> 01:13:32,457
zdravo

1499
01:13:34,583 --> 01:13:36,457
Mogu proizvoditi zvukove rukama

1500
01:13:37,875 --> 01:13:38,790
sljedeći!

1501
01:13:39,541 --> 01:13:40,415
žao mi je

1502
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,457
Ovo je izlog talenata!

1503
01:13:44,250 --> 01:13:45,249
Idiot!

1504
01:13:45,625 --> 01:13:47,540
(Igranje uloga)

1505
01:13:48,500 --> 01:13:49,290
zdravo

1506
01:13:49,375 --> 01:13:50,207
Igrat ću heroja

1507
01:13:50,291 --> 01:13:51,207
u redu Počnite

1508
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,332
Ja, Chen Zhen ću se osvetiti!

1509
01:14:03,875 --> 01:14:05,999
Tko je ubio moga Učitelja?!

1510
01:14:09,041 --> 01:14:10,290
zdravo

1511
01:14:10,750 --> 01:14:11,957
Igrat ću špijuna

1512
01:14:12,208 --> 01:14:13,082
Započnite

1513
01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:15,832
Šefe, nemoj...

1514
01:14:16,041 --> 01:14:17,290
Zar ne bismo trebali igrati mahjong?

1515
01:14:17,375 --> 01:14:19,707
sta to radis boli!

1516
01:14:19,791 --> 01:14:20,874
nemoj...

1517
01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:23,040
Bez remena molim

1518
01:14:27,583 --> 01:14:28,207
zdravo

1519
01:14:28,416 --> 01:14:29,332
požuri

1520
01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:31,415
Glumim prevaranta

1521
01:14:32,166 --> 01:14:33,082
Samo naprijed

1522
01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:37,374
požurite! Još gotovo
stotinu ljudi čeka!

1523
01:14:40,291 --> 01:14:41,624
Rođak!

1524
01:14:41,708 --> 01:14:44,290
Draga, ona je moja sestrična. Čekaj ovdje

1525
01:14:50,041 --> 01:14:51,165
tko je ona

1526
01:14:52,083 --> 01:14:53,165
Klijent

1527
01:14:53,416 --> 01:14:54,665
Zašto si me nazvao svojim rođakom?

1528
01:14:55,458 --> 01:14:57,707
Što god! To je samo etiketa!

1529
01:14:58,375 --> 01:14:59,290
Pusti me da razgovaram s njom

1530
01:15:01,666 --> 01:15:04,624
Ona je stvarno moj klijent! I ti si moj klijent!

1531
01:15:04,916 --> 01:15:07,249
Ja pružam uslugu...U redu?

1532
01:15:07,583 --> 01:15:08,499
Koja usluga?

1533
01:15:08,833 --> 01:15:10,332
Znate...ta vrsta usluge

1534
01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:14,415
Dečko za najam

1535
01:15:14,875 --> 01:15:16,082
Ti si eskort?!

1536
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:19,957
Što god! To je samo etiketa!

1537
01:15:20,625 --> 01:15:21,749
Zašto ja?

1538
01:15:22,541 --> 01:15:23,957
Jesam li samo glup?

1539
01:15:24,250 --> 01:15:27,207
Ne budi tako strog prema sebi

1540
01:15:29,833 --> 01:15:33,040
Neznanje je blaženstvo, čini te sretnijim!

1541
01:15:36,708 --> 01:15:40,790
Uzmi ga. Samo radi što god želiš

1542
01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:45,040
Samo naplaćujem svoju naknadu za uslugu

1543
01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:46,915
I također...

1544
01:15:47,208 --> 01:15:49,624
Ne možeš samo večerati i trčati, zar ne?

1545
01:15:51,166 --> 01:15:56,124
Nikad nisi mislio da ću uspjeti kao glumac

1546
01:15:56,541 --> 01:15:59,165
Naravno, možeš ti to. Ti si najbolji

1547
01:15:59,916 --> 01:16:01,999
Sve dok mi plaćaš,
Nastavit ću ti ovo govoriti

1548
01:16:02,291 --> 01:16:03,749
Koliko god često želite

1549
01:16:06,416 --> 01:16:08,707
nemoj plakati! Postat će sumnjičava!

1550
01:16:15,125 --> 01:16:17,207
Nemoj mi to zeznuti!

1551
01:16:20,791 --> 01:16:24,374
Rođače, prestani se drogirati!

1552
01:16:24,458 --> 01:16:25,790
Ubit će te!

1553
01:16:25,875 --> 01:16:29,082
Nikad nije kasno za
preokreni svoj život, rođače!

1554
01:16:31,916 --> 01:16:32,582
hvala vam

1555
01:16:33,708 --> 01:16:35,707
Zašto si me udario?

1556
01:16:35,791 --> 01:16:37,082
Ja nisam rođak!

1557
01:16:37,666 --> 01:16:39,082
Oprostite, nisam htio!

1558
01:16:41,375 --> 01:16:43,915
Možete li se promijeniti i glumiti žrtvu?

1559
01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:45,290
naravno

1560
01:16:53,791 --> 01:16:54,874
Ti si eskort?!

1561
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:58,082
Što god...to je samo etiketa!

1562
01:17:01,166 --> 01:17:03,290
Zašto si ti pratnja?

1563
01:17:03,458 --> 01:17:04,790
nemoj plakati!

1564
01:17:05,291 --> 01:17:06,665
Postat će sumnjičava!

1565
01:17:12,291 --> 01:17:17,124
Izgledaš kao retard.
Kako možeš biti pratnja?

1566
01:17:18,291 --> 01:17:21,832
Što god govorili, nemojte reći da sam retard!

1567
01:17:21,916 --> 01:17:23,540
To nije istina

1568
01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:26,915
Istina boli, zar ne?

1569
01:17:27,875 --> 01:17:30,124
Mora da te od malih nogu smatraju retardiranim

1570
01:17:30,208 --> 01:17:32,165
Sada varate ljude da biste se dokazali

1571
01:17:32,375 --> 01:17:35,040
sranje! Svi me vole od malena!

1572
01:17:35,125 --> 01:17:36,665
Oni te ne vole. Samo te žale

1573
01:17:36,875 --> 01:17:37,624
šuti!

1574
01:17:37,708 --> 01:17:38,749
Ti šuti!

1575
01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:41,582
Netko poput tebe...ne zaslužuje ljubav

1576
01:17:41,708 --> 01:17:42,499
ja...

1577
01:17:45,875 --> 01:17:48,957
Ti nitkove!

1578
01:17:49,416 --> 01:17:50,332
Ti retardirano!

1579
01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:51,499
ubit ću te!

1580
01:17:55,708 --> 01:17:56,915
Zašto opet ja?!

1581
01:17:57,958 --> 01:17:58,915
Tako mi je žao!

1582
01:17:59,125 --> 01:18:01,040
Stvarno te nisam htio povrijediti!

1583
01:18:01,125 --> 01:18:02,790
dobro! Dovoljno! Sljedeći!

1584
01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:06,040
Tako mi je žao!

1585
01:18:09,041 --> 01:18:09,957
hej

1586
01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:11,624
na taj način!

1587
01:18:11,666 --> 01:18:12,499
Prešli ste na sljedeću razinu!

1588
01:18:42,333 --> 01:18:45,290
(Godinu dana kasnije)

1589
01:18:56,041 --> 01:18:56,832
Hej, što radiš?

1590
01:18:56,833 --> 01:18:58,124
Tražimo našu kćer!

1591
01:18:58,291 --> 01:19:00,499
Idi u policijsku postaju! Ne ovdje

1592
01:19:05,250 --> 01:19:06,499
- Ovamo molim
- Hvala

1593
01:19:07,666 --> 01:19:08,624
Na taj način

1594
01:19:15,375 --> 01:19:18,374
Ova pjesma otkriva
svakakve emocije za mene

1595
01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:20,332
Vjerujte da svi ovdje osjećaju isto

1596
01:19:20,416 --> 01:19:22,582
- Tamo
- Dobro, nastavimo s nagradama

1597
01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:25,832
Natjecanje za najbolju glumicu
ova godina je intenzivna

1598
01:19:25,916 --> 01:19:27,499
Za naše kandidate...

1599
01:19:27,583 --> 01:19:29,374
Svih su generacija...

1600
01:19:29,458 --> 01:19:31,915
u industriji

1601
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,582
Tko će dobiti nagradu?

1602
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:34,957
Ali prvo...

1603
01:19:35,041 --> 01:19:38,290
Pogledajmo neke snimke
od prije nego što su postali slavni

1604
01:19:41,666 --> 01:19:43,832
Jelly je prije bio prilično lijep

1605
01:19:45,666 --> 01:19:46,540
da

1606
01:19:49,125 --> 01:19:50,415
tko je to

1607
01:19:52,166 --> 01:19:53,832
To je Dreamy!

1608
01:19:54,125 --> 01:19:55,332
da

1609
01:21:14,458 --> 01:21:16,707
Pozdravite naše davatelje nagrada na pozornici

1610
01:21:22,458 --> 01:21:25,915
Večeras je čast dodijeliti ovu nagradu

1611
01:21:26,416 --> 01:21:28,874
Najbolja glumica ide u...

1612
01:21:33,625 --> 01:21:36,124
Ova glumica je stvarno 'jedinstvena'
od početka...

1613
01:21:36,208 --> 01:21:38,207
do kraja svemira

1614
01:21:38,291 --> 01:21:39,999
Samo prestani srati!

1615
01:21:40,833 --> 01:21:42,040
Život je...

1616
01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:44,082
Ali san!

1617
01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:45,790
Sanjalački!

1618
01:21:57,750 --> 01:21:59,040
Uspio si!

1619
01:22:08,541 --> 01:22:09,540
čestitamo!

1620
01:22:09,916 --> 01:23:21,540
Sanjalački!

1621
01:23:21,625 --> 01:23:22,874
u redu je

1622
01:23:23,458 --> 01:23:24,457
Pozdrav, Dreamy!

1623
01:23:24,541 --> 01:23:25,665
Ja sam tvoj obožavatelj!

1624
01:23:25,750 --> 01:23:27,499
Volim sve tvoje filmove!

1625
01:23:27,625 --> 01:23:28,290
hvala vam

1626
01:23:28,375 --> 01:23:31,540
I ja sam glumac. Misliš li da ću uspjeti?

1627
01:23:31,791 --> 01:23:32,874
Volite li stvarno glumiti?

1628
01:23:32,958 --> 01:23:35,499
Rođena sam za glumu. Hoću li uspjeti?

1629
01:23:36,083 --> 01:23:37,124
Ne, nećeš

1630
01:23:38,708 --> 01:23:41,332
Čak i do kraja svemira...nema šanse!

1631
01:23:41,416 --> 01:23:42,415
Razumijete li?

1632
01:23:43,791 --> 01:23:44,790
shvaćam

1633
01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:46,790
Pa što ćeš učiniti?

1634
01:23:47,958 --> 01:23:50,790
Vratit ću se biti farmer

1635
01:23:51,291 --> 01:23:52,957
naravno da nije!

1636
01:23:53,583 --> 01:23:55,457
Ne dopustite da vam ljudi govore što da radite

1637
01:23:56,083 --> 01:23:57,249
Nastavite marljivo raditi

1638
01:23:57,875 --> 01:23:59,124
Možeš ti to napraviti

1639
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:08,457
shvaćam. Hvala!


