1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:07,500 [ominous music] 3 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:15,166 ♪ 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,875 - Just go! Go! Shit! 6 00:00:35,875 --> 00:00:38,541 - [breathing heavily] 7 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:44,458 - Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 8 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:48,291 Come on, come on. Sarah, come on. 9 00:00:48,291 --> 00:00:50,875 - This way, this way! - What do we-- 10 00:00:50,875 --> 00:00:53,000 Help us! - Witch lover! 11 00:00:55,708 --> 00:00:57,625 - Fuck. 12 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:03,416 - No, no, no. No, wait. 13 00:01:03,416 --> 00:01:06,416 [upbeat music] 14 00:01:06,416 --> 00:01:12,125 ♪ 15 00:01:12,125 --> 00:01:16,041 [jet engine rumbling] 16 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:19,541 [upbeat music] 17 00:01:19,541 --> 00:01:21,625 - Welcome to Moldova-- 18 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:24,750 an affordable gem nestled in the heart of Eastern Europe, 19 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:29,583 where the old meets new in surprising ways. 20 00:01:29,583 --> 00:01:33,416 Meet Becky Westlake, a successful artist and potter. 21 00:01:33,416 --> 00:01:37,250 After ten years in the hectic Los Angeles craft scene, 22 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:40,208 she'’s looking for some old-world inspiration. 23 00:01:40,208 --> 00:01:41,958 - Running the gallery has been great, 24 00:01:41,958 --> 00:01:43,416 but I think it'’s time for a change. 25 00:01:43,416 --> 00:01:45,333 I want to slow down, focus on my life, 26 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:47,875 my relationship. 27 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,625 - My name is Goran Potsnik. 28 00:01:49,625 --> 00:01:51,125 I think people know who I am, but okay. 29 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:53,541 Professional soccer player. 30 00:01:53,541 --> 00:01:55,125 What else do you want to know? 31 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:57,333 - [chuckles] 32 00:01:57,333 --> 00:02:01,416 Goran was cute, athlete, very different, 33 00:02:01,416 --> 00:02:04,125 but, um, actually I think that'’s what turned out 34 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:06,250 to be the nice part-- we'’re very different. 35 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:08,916 - Well, we met in, uh-- in Lisbon in, um-- 36 00:02:08,916 --> 00:02:12,125 in a bar, and here we are. 37 00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:15,375 - A healthy relationship. 38 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:18,708 - Becky wants a house where she can set up her pottery studio, 39 00:02:18,708 --> 00:02:21,500 with enough room left over to raise a family. 40 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:24,500 To find a bargain, Becky has enlisted the help 41 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:28,041 of local real-estate broker Vladimir Filat. 42 00:02:28,041 --> 00:02:31,500 - Moldova has very complicated laws for taxes, 43 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:34,083 land titles, religious zoning, 44 00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:35,708 and gypsy prohibitions. 45 00:02:35,708 --> 00:02:37,250 Not to worry. 46 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:39,833 Vladimir is best broker in Moldova. 47 00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:42,125 - And as Vladimir says, 48 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:46,291 "Only broker in Moldova is best broker in Moldova." 49 00:02:49,083 --> 00:02:50,666 - Moldova'’s beautiful. 50 00:02:50,666 --> 00:02:53,625 It'’s, um, got a sense of history. 51 00:02:53,625 --> 00:02:56,000 And I want to be a part of that. 52 00:02:58,583 --> 00:03:01,250 - To find a house on Becky'’s limited budget, 53 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:03,958 Vladimir directs them to the remote farming hamlet 54 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:05,958 of Pavlovka. 55 00:03:05,958 --> 00:03:08,750 She'’d be trading a modern city of 8 million people 56 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:11,166 for a rustic village of 200-- 57 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:14,416 so rustic that the local legend contends 58 00:03:14,416 --> 00:03:17,583 that there was once a witch-burning here. 59 00:03:17,583 --> 00:03:20,625 But the people are much friendlier now. 60 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:23,625 [European folk music] 61 00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:26,125 ♪ 62 00:03:26,125 --> 00:03:28,333 A few miles outside of town 63 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:31,291 is a cottage home right out of "Hansel and Gretel." 64 00:03:31,291 --> 00:03:33,833 Becky may like old-world charm, 65 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:35,833 but does she really know the difference 66 00:03:35,833 --> 00:03:39,166 between rustic and a wreck? 67 00:03:39,166 --> 00:03:40,583 - No one has lived here for a long time. 68 00:03:40,583 --> 00:03:43,291 It'’s very remote, very cheap-- 69 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:46,791 many opportunities for improvement. 70 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:48,666 - Well, for the right price, I don'’t mind doing the work. 71 00:03:48,666 --> 00:03:50,333 - Really? 72 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:52,625 You can'’t handle this much work. 73 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:55,583 This must be the worst house 74 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,916 in Moldova. 75 00:03:57,916 --> 00:04:00,208 Nobody can fix this. 76 00:04:00,208 --> 00:04:02,791 - [chuckles] Come. 77 00:04:02,791 --> 00:04:05,541 [upbeat music] 78 00:04:05,541 --> 00:04:07,000 ♪ 79 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,250 Bedroom. - Small. 80 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,166 I guess families were closer back in the day. 81 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:16,583 ♪ 82 00:04:16,583 --> 00:04:18,916 - How about some drinks? 83 00:04:18,916 --> 00:04:20,791 - The interior needs some work, 84 00:04:20,791 --> 00:04:24,625 but the bones of this old house are strong. 85 00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:27,791 - [chuckles] 86 00:04:27,791 --> 00:04:29,583 Voilà. 87 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:31,833 - Oh, this is seriously feral. 88 00:04:31,833 --> 00:04:34,791 - I see media room. 89 00:04:34,791 --> 00:04:36,916 - What is this-- an outhouse? 90 00:04:36,916 --> 00:04:39,208 - It is a bread oven-- very traditional. 91 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:40,833 - Oh, God. 92 00:04:40,833 --> 00:04:43,250 I could turn this into a kiln for my pottery. 93 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,250 - Yes. This is what I thought as well. 94 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:48,708 - This is good for spanking, no? - [chuckles] 95 00:04:48,708 --> 00:04:50,208 [cat screeches, men shouting] 96 00:04:50,208 --> 00:04:52,375 - [gasps] What was that? 97 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,875 - It'’s, uh, in Moldova, good luck. 98 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:58,625 - And there'’s one last surprise under the master bedroom-- 99 00:04:58,625 --> 00:05:01,250 a cellar with hidden potential. 100 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:03,666 - This used to be wine cellar originally, 101 00:05:03,666 --> 00:05:07,125 but I thought maybe you want to use as pottery studio. 102 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:10,708 - Oh, my. I could entertain down here. 103 00:05:10,708 --> 00:05:12,791 What is this? 104 00:05:12,791 --> 00:05:16,291 - It'’s a pit for, uh, stomping grapes, for making wine. 105 00:05:16,291 --> 00:05:20,166 - Hot tub. Bow-chicka-bow-wow. 106 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:22,958 - Is that--what is that, a painting? 107 00:05:22,958 --> 00:05:25,250 - Perhaps, uh, artist lived here before, 108 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:28,541 much like yourself. 109 00:05:28,541 --> 00:05:29,833 - I like it. 110 00:05:29,833 --> 00:05:33,333 I like it all. 111 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,000 - You'’re serious? 112 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:40,791 - Becky'’s clearly taken on a big challenge, 113 00:05:40,791 --> 00:05:44,500 but this artist promises renovation magic. 114 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:47,875 After the break, we return to Pavlovka 115 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:50,833 six months later to see the transformation. 116 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:54,708 [upbeat music] 117 00:05:54,708 --> 00:05:57,458 - What? No. 118 00:05:57,458 --> 00:06:00,250 She actually bought that place? 119 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:02,833 This house is a literal nightmare. 120 00:06:02,833 --> 00:06:04,791 What could she have possibly done with it in six months? 121 00:06:04,791 --> 00:06:06,833 - That'’s what we'’re here to find out. 122 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:09,208 - I bet you any money she hasn'’t done a goddamn thing. 123 00:06:09,208 --> 00:06:11,208 It happens-- it happens all the time. 124 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:12,625 [horn blaring] Fuck off! 125 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:16,375 There was this chick in Portugal, this blonde. 126 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:18,375 We went back six months later. 127 00:06:18,375 --> 00:06:20,208 You know, she bought one of these wrecks. 128 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:23,958 We go back there, and she has literally not 129 00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:26,916 fixed up one single thing. - No way. 130 00:06:26,916 --> 00:06:28,416 - It was a complete disaster. - She had not changed one thing 131 00:06:28,416 --> 00:06:30,833 about the place in six months. - It was horrible. 132 00:06:30,833 --> 00:06:33,625 - So that made for a really spectacular episode reveal, 133 00:06:33,625 --> 00:06:35,583 I can tell you. 134 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:39,416 That being said, very nice, uh, bikini pics on Facebook. 135 00:06:39,416 --> 00:06:41,000 - What? - Very nice. 136 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,500 - Wait. Are you Facebook friends with the buyers? 137 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:46,375 - Uh, it sometimes happens. Sometimes happens. 138 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:48,166 Only the chicks, however. 139 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:49,958 - How long does it usually take for them to unfriend you? 140 00:06:49,958 --> 00:06:51,291 - Yeah, that'’s a very good question. 141 00:06:51,291 --> 00:06:53,583 Uh, how about you unfriend this, dick? 142 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:55,875 - Whatever. 143 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:59,125 - Alex, this is a $40,000 camera, man, come on. 144 00:06:59,125 --> 00:07:01,250 - Oh, my God. I'’m sure it'’s fine. 145 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:04,041 - I swear to God, it was like searing daggers 146 00:07:04,041 --> 00:07:05,083 come shooting out of her eyes. 147 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,875 - What? Kate seemed nice. 148 00:07:06,875 --> 00:07:09,458 - [chuckles] She seemed nice? - Yes. 149 00:07:09,458 --> 00:07:10,916 - Have you actually met this woman? 150 00:07:10,916 --> 00:07:12,458 - Yes. My Uncle Wallace introduced me 151 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:14,541 to her, like, three years ago. 152 00:07:14,541 --> 00:07:16,125 - Right, okay. See, this is fascinating. 153 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:17,916 Uh, speaking of nepotism, actually, 154 00:07:17,916 --> 00:07:20,166 and on behalf of those who actually earned their jobs... 155 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:21,708 - Alex, you know what? Back off. Not cool, man. 156 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:24,166 - What we we were wondering was, out of curiosity, 157 00:07:24,166 --> 00:07:27,166 what does starting salary for the boss'’s niece'’s family-- 158 00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:29,750 - Alex. - What? Dude, be cool, please. 159 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,333 All right? Don'’t go special forces on me. 160 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:32,791 We'’re not in Afghanistan, man. 161 00:07:32,791 --> 00:07:34,250 - Afghanistan? 162 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:35,875 Greg, did you fight in Afghanistan? 163 00:07:35,875 --> 00:07:38,708 - Uh, no, the only thing that man shot 164 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:43,625 in Afghanistan was the news. 165 00:07:43,625 --> 00:07:44,833 What? 166 00:07:46,458 --> 00:07:47,750 Yeah, okay. 167 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:50,333 I'’m going on a Doina run. 168 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:54,750 - What was that about? - Nothing. 169 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:58,166 I just, uh--I was an embedded cameraman in Afghanistan. 170 00:07:58,166 --> 00:08:00,833 It'’s boring. I just don'’t want to talk about it. 171 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,458 Look at this. Unbelievable. 172 00:08:07,416 --> 00:08:10,250 - Oh, my gosh. - What? 173 00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:12,750 - Okay, it'’s fine. There'’s a big bug. 174 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:15,583 - [chuckles] - It'’s kind of cute. It'’s fine. 175 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:18,583 This seat is dramatically unsafe. 176 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:21,541 - Right. Where'’s, like, Ralph Nader when you need him? 177 00:08:21,541 --> 00:08:24,250 - Who? - They'’re sold out of Doina. 178 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:28,000 What kind of hick, backwater gas station sells out of Doina? 179 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,541 What is the point of a gas station 180 00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:31,541 if it does not have Doina is what I want to know. 181 00:08:31,541 --> 00:08:33,208 - How long is it gonna take us to get to Pavlovka? 182 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,000 - You in a hurry or something? 183 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,500 - Yeah, doesn'’t everybody dream of being a production slave? 184 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,625 - I swear to God, Kate is going to slap that smile 185 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:41,166 off your face so fast, you have no idea. 186 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:42,625 - Oh, God. How much you want to bet-- 187 00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:45,041 $20 she'’s already pissed that we'’re late. 188 00:08:45,041 --> 00:08:46,375 - She'’s not gonna be pissed at us. 189 00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:48,000 She took an earlier flight. 190 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,333 She can'’t be mad at us for that. - Oh, yeah. 191 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:50,916 You keep telling yourself that 192 00:08:50,916 --> 00:08:52,375 while you'’re crying yourself to sleep at night. 193 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:54,583 Hold on, guys. World'’s biggest pothole. 194 00:08:54,583 --> 00:08:56,125 [thud] 195 00:08:56,125 --> 00:08:57,625 - Careful, man. She'’s sleeping. 196 00:08:57,625 --> 00:08:59,125 - Be ca-- Oh, I'’m sorry. I'’m sorry. 197 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:00,708 Is the princess sleeping? 198 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,291 Then I'’ll just-- I'’ll just make sure 199 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:04,291 there'’s no more potholes in the roads. 200 00:09:04,291 --> 00:09:06,375 Beautiful Moldova. 201 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:09,125 The poorest country in all of Europe. 202 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:11,625 The average Moldovian believes in vampires, 203 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:13,916 lives in a tin shed, apparently, 204 00:09:13,916 --> 00:09:16,000 and has an average of four teeth. 205 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,833 - You are mean. 206 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:19,875 - Moldovinites don'’t just enjoy 207 00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:22,083 record-setting rates of tuberculosis. 208 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,541 They'’re also the world'’s heaviest drinkers, 209 00:09:24,541 --> 00:09:27,708 pounding back more than 8 gallons of alcohol per year. 210 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:30,666 That'’s six times the world'’s average. 211 00:09:30,666 --> 00:09:35,583 ♪ Just driving through a shitty town ♪ 212 00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:39,416 ♪ In a shitty van 213 00:09:39,416 --> 00:09:41,458 You can get in on this if you want. 214 00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:43,875 - Uh, what is the Pavlovka National Anthem? 215 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,291 Do we have one? 216 00:09:45,291 --> 00:09:46,916 - That is the Pavlovka National Anthem. 217 00:09:46,916 --> 00:09:49,458 I was just singing it. - ♪ Everything is brown 218 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,708 ♪ In Pavlovka 219 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,375 - Oh, my God, Greg, look, it'’s your mom. 220 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:56,000 - [laughing] You'’re a fucking asshole. 221 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,791 - Would it be--would it be awkward if I hit on your mom? 222 00:09:58,791 --> 00:10:02,375 Here'’s the local Stalin impersonator. 223 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:05,916 - This is, like, the longest drive ever. 224 00:10:05,916 --> 00:10:07,875 - I don'’t even know what to do about this. 225 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:10,541 I mean, who has the right of way here--me or the horse? 226 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:15,000 Welcome to the Pavlovka Ritz. 227 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,416 - This is it? 228 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,458 [car doors open] 229 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:19,250 - Get someone over here 230 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:22,458 and take care of the fucking cockroach in my room. 231 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:24,041 - Hey, come on, let'’s do this, man. 232 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,875 - This is gonna be fun. - Are you telling him? 233 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,000 - Yes, yes, yes. - Good. 234 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,041 - [speaking native language] 235 00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:30,666 - He says, "Step on it yourself." 236 00:10:30,666 --> 00:10:32,125 - Step on it? Step on it? 237 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:33,625 It'’s bigger than my fucking foot. 238 00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:35,250 - Kate? 239 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,791 - Maintenance man will not be here for hour. 240 00:10:36,791 --> 00:10:38,666 - Jesus Christ, where the fuck have you guys been? 241 00:10:38,666 --> 00:10:41,000 - All right, before you freak out, three-hour delay in Berlin. 242 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,416 - Kate, you'’ve met Wallace'’s niece. 243 00:10:42,416 --> 00:10:43,833 - No, it says that you'’re on time 244 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:45,083 right here on the Website. 245 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,166 - Yeah, and the flight was great. 246 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:47,833 Thanks for asking, Kate. - Oh, fuck. 247 00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:50,208 The fucking Internet here is fucking retarded. 248 00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:51,416 - Kate, Kate, Kate. - Fuck! 249 00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:53,500 - Relax. It'’s Pavlovka. 250 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:56,500 The cell phone service is, uh, not so good. 251 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:59,000 And who is this wonderful woman here? 252 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,208 I have not met you. 253 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:02,083 - Oh, no. Hi. My name'’s Sarah. 254 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:03,125 - I am Vladimir. It'’s a pleasure. 255 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,458 - Nice to meet you, Vladimir. 256 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:07,708 - I, uh, have a little, uh, gift for you. 257 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,833 Pick a card, any card. 258 00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:12,500 It'’s your lucky day. 259 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,750 It'’s Vladimir. 260 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,541 Everybody knows me 261 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:18,083 because I make your dream house appear like magic. 262 00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:19,333 - Jesus Christ, whatever. - Ah, thank you. 263 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:20,958 - Just check them in. - Fancy. 264 00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:22,958 - Okay. Here, take a card. 265 00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:24,750 - Why are you standing around, dummies? 266 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,583 Go unpack the van. 267 00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:28,125 - Achtung, achtung. 268 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:32,291 Unpack ze van, schwein. Do it. 269 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,458 - Why are you still filming? - Ah, memory cards are cheap. 270 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:36,041 I don'’t want to miss a shot. 271 00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:40,375 - Oh...my...God. 272 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:41,875 - All right, it breaks down like this. 273 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,458 Greg is camera one. 274 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:45,083 When sound is not a priority, I am camera two. 275 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:47,166 Your job is primarily 276 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:50,416 to fetch us batteries, memory cards, stuff like that. 277 00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:52,791 - Keep our walkies refreshed. - Et cetera, et cetera. 278 00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:56,916 - Um, when do I get to shoot something? 279 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,541 - Do you know how to use a camera? 280 00:11:58,541 --> 00:12:02,666 - Yes, I took a lot of film classes in college. 281 00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:07,208 - Oh. Oh, my God. Greg, she--she took film classes in college. 282 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:08,833 I'’m--I'’m--I'’m so sorry. 283 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:11,291 I didn'’t know we had an expert on the crew, so... 284 00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:12,791 When you'’re not being our fetch monkey, 285 00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:14,666 you can be camera three. 286 00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:17,041 You drop this thing, it is $1,500 out of your paycheck. 287 00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:19,833 - Okay. - Okay, it'’s 2K, waterproof... 288 00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:22,250 [camera chimes] Even shoots night vision. 289 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,958 - Night vision? - Yeah. 290 00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:25,333 - For "Home Hunters Global?" 291 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:28,666 - Bow-chicka-bow-wow. [snaps fingers] 292 00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:30,166 - What does that mean? 293 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,375 - Yeah, what does that mean, Alex? 294 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,000 - It means, you know, in case somebody 295 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,250 wants to hook up with the buyers. 296 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,000 - Yeah, '’cause-- [chuckles] 297 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,708 They'’re definitely not going to want to be able 298 00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:39,250 to see them when he'’s hooking up with them. 299 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:41,250 - Oh. Oh, see? He'’s very mean. 300 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,208 You thought he was so nice, but he'’s so mean. 301 00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:45,791 And this is why I love him, '’cause he'’s a meanie. 302 00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:47,625 - He loves my inner asshole. - So much. 303 00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:49,625 This is called a boom pole. 304 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:52,416 It'’s not to be taken internally, if you catch my drift. 305 00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:56,250 - Oh, so you guys haven'’t heard of sexual harassment, then, huh? 306 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,791 - [imitating Vladimir] What happens in Moldova 307 00:12:57,791 --> 00:12:59,166 stay in Moldova. 308 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:01,250 - Small cameras, um, very versatile-- 309 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:03,750 we use these for window mounts, car mounts, 310 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,333 um, chest mounts, if you are so inclined. 311 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:08,666 - Chest mounts? For hooking up with the buyers? 312 00:13:08,666 --> 00:13:10,125 - No, for hooking up with the crew members. 313 00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:11,875 - [chuckles] 314 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,541 - No, this is actually for maybe, theoretically, 315 00:13:13,541 --> 00:13:14,958 recording Kate when she'’s screaming at you, 316 00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,333 and hopefully we can get her fired. 317 00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:18,083 - Let'’s see if we can figure this out. 318 00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:19,333 - Are we gonna put it on? 319 00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:21,166 - Yeah, just kind of hold it over here. 320 00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:23,250 - Okay. Can you see that? 321 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,541 - No, I think it'’s great. - Mm-hmm. 322 00:13:24,541 --> 00:13:25,833 - All right, let'’s get kitted up, all right? 323 00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,666 We need to, uh, get some B-roll 324 00:13:27,666 --> 00:13:29,458 of donkeys, cobblestone, that sort of thing. 325 00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,125 - You know how Kate loves donkeys. 326 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:32,666 - Yeah. - Donkeys, really? 327 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:34,791 - What? I don'’t mean, you know, real donkeys. 328 00:13:34,791 --> 00:13:36,625 I mean, you know, men who are hung like real donkeys. 329 00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:38,791 - Yep, I got it. 330 00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:40,875 - That'’s good. Just relax. Let the camera be your eyes. 331 00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:43,541 - I'’ve done this before. - Mm-hmm, yeah. 332 00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:46,666 And she'’s got the student loans to prove it. 333 00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:48,833 - Oh, boy, look at this one. 334 00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:52,833 [folksy music] 335 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,541 - Ah, now, you see that really sexy, 336 00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:56,333 healthy-looking American couple in the window? 337 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,708 - Yes. - Yeah? Don'’t. 338 00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:58,875 That goes for all crew, all right? 339 00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:00,125 Especially Kate. 340 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,958 If Kate sees herself in a fucking shot, 341 00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:03,375 she'’ll slit your throat. 342 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,583 That goes for car windshields, mirrors, 343 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,500 I don'’t know, wishing wells-- it doesn'’t matter. 344 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,208 - Okay. - Nothing ruins the illusion 345 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,750 of television like catching the man behind the curtain. 346 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,125 - Or woman. - Or--Yeah, whatever. 347 00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:14,208 - We'’re done with this, right? 348 00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:16,791 Can I just-- I can just get rid of it. 349 00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:19,208 - Oh, I feel like these houses are looking at me. 350 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:22,333 - All right, pan down to me. 351 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,791 Come on, Film School, that'’s way too fast. 352 00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:25,375 Anything quicker than an optic foot per second, 353 00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:26,958 people at home are gonna start throwing up. 354 00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:29,375 Nice and slow, nice and steady. 355 00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,041 Nice and... 356 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,541 Friendly. 357 00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:39,458 Come closer, come closer, come closer, come closer. 358 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,750 - Okay, now it'’s just awkward. 359 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:43,333 Somebody had onions for lunch, obviously. 360 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,208 - Back off, back off. 361 00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:47,416 - Okay. - That'’s it. 362 00:14:47,416 --> 00:14:48,583 All right. 363 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,958 Now follow. Here we go. 364 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:53,750 - I got it. 365 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,791 - Follow, follow, follow. - I got it. I'’m following. 366 00:14:55,791 --> 00:15:00,458 - And stop! - [chuckles] 367 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,250 - Sorry, sir. - I think she'’s a pro. 368 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:05,666 - No, man, no. She went to film school. 369 00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:10,500 And God said, "Let there be Doina." 370 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,916 - [laughs] - Doina. 371 00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:15,416 ♪ Doina, I'’ll give you Doina ♪ 372 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,416 ♪ Baby, you want Doina? 373 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,208 ♪ Give you some Doina, babe 374 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:20,625 ♪ What you got there, baby? 375 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,750 ♪ I got some Doina, baby 376 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:27,041 - This is not one single Starbucks in this entire town. 377 00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:29,000 How do they live without caffeine? 378 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,416 - This is important. 379 00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:31,833 - Kate is going to be so mad at us. 380 00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,083 - No, you have to be in the middle. 381 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,666 - Five, six, seven, eight. 382 00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:37,833 And two and back, back, 383 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:40,458 kick, shuffle, shuffle. 384 00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:43,791 - Doina! - Doina! 385 00:15:43,791 --> 00:15:45,833 Is mine upside down? It is. Shit. 386 00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:47,208 Doina! 387 00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:51,500 Oh, shit. [laughing] 388 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:55,500 Ladies and gentlemen, the President of Moldova. 389 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,166 Your Excellency? No? 390 00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:01,541 [dog barking in the distance] 391 00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:03,208 "Yeah, so, like, this is pretty much 392 00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,916 "how we filmed the Blackhawks in Afghanistan. 393 00:16:05,916 --> 00:16:08,375 It'’s pretty fucked-up shit." 394 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,583 "Greg, you know, you should just maybe just-- 395 00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:13,333 "just bend me over now and fuck me. 396 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,791 Fu--Yeah, just fuck me like you fucked the Taliban." 397 00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:18,000 Dude, you'’re in the shot, man. 398 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,625 Ah, you are selling weed. 399 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,375 What a coincidence because I am buying weed. 400 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:22,958 Guys? - Yeah? 401 00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:24,791 - I'’m going to, um, 402 00:16:24,791 --> 00:16:27,875 I'’m gonna go shoot some stuff in the market. 403 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,166 both: Okay. - Okay. 404 00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,458 Eat a dick. 405 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,125 [bell tolling] 406 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:42,375 - Did you get me in the shot? - Oh, sorry. 407 00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,291 - Listen, let'’s, uh... 408 00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:47,666 [knocking in the distance] 409 00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:49,333 This is great. 410 00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:53,125 This is local color. Come on, let'’s go. 411 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,666 - Greg, look, it'’s your mom. - [chuckles] 412 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,583 Let'’s just keep walking. 413 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,375 [knocking continues] 414 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:08,958 - [speaking native language] 415 00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:10,625 - Without the cameras? - [speaking native language] 416 00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:13,375 - We can'’t have cameras. Okay, that'’s no problem. 417 00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:14,625 We'’ll just, uh-- we'’ll drop them off. 418 00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:18,458 That'’s fine. That'’s okay. Yeah. 419 00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:21,333 Sarah? [knocking continues] 420 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,458 Sarah? 421 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:26,416 It'’s fine. Let'’s just, uh-- let'’s just turn this off, okay? 422 00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:28,166 - Are you sure this is a good idea? 423 00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,041 - Yeah. This is the sort of thing Kate wants. 424 00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:34,333 Okay, that'’s--that'’s fine. It'’s off, okay? 425 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,458 Thank you. 426 00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:39,458 [choir chanting] 427 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:43,000 ♪ 428 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,416 - This place is so cool. 429 00:17:45,416 --> 00:17:47,541 - Yeah, look at those-- 430 00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:49,833 Look at the fresco on the wall over there. 431 00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:53,625 - Are they burning her? - Shh. 432 00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,750 - 3:00 on a Wednesday, these people are in church. 433 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:59,041 That'’s crazy. - What is that painting? 434 00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:01,125 - I don'’t know. 435 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:04,041 - [speaking native language] 436 00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:09,916 - Oh, fuck, it'’s a funeral. 437 00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:11,458 - Oh, my gosh, those are kids. 438 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,916 - Shh. 439 00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:17,125 - [speaking native language] 440 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,916 - That'’s three kids. 441 00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:21,708 Greg, we should--I think we should get out of here. 442 00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:23,333 Greg? 443 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:27,500 - [continues speaking native language] 444 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,333 [all chanting] 445 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:32,750 - I don'’t have a good feeling about this. Can we just-- 446 00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:35,416 [censer rattling] 447 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,416 [whispering] Greg? 448 00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:49,416 - [speaking native language] 449 00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:03,791 [walkie-talkie crackles] 450 00:19:03,791 --> 00:19:05,291 - What the fuck are you two fucktards doing? 451 00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,250 I told you two to get some B-roll. 452 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,916 - How do I turn this thing off? - What, are you at a bar? 453 00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:10,375 - Greg, I don'’t know. I can'’t turn this thing off. 454 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,791 - Get your fucking ass back here-- 455 00:19:11,791 --> 00:19:13,041 - I'’m sorry. We didn'’t realize it was-- 456 00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:14,791 - Greg! [all shouting] 457 00:19:14,791 --> 00:19:16,416 - Get the fuck off me! 458 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:19,500 [all shouting in native language] 459 00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,208 - [gasps] Greg, watch out! 460 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,583 - [shouting in native language] 461 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:31,583 - Sarah, get over here. - Okay. 462 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:35,291 We'’re sorry, sir, but those men were-- 463 00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:36,750 - Sarah, just stop it. 464 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,791 - These people are upset 465 00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:41,083 that you have filmed 466 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:43,625 something which is 467 00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:47,250 very personal. 468 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:51,041 I have explained to them that you did not understand... 469 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,500 Which is not true. 470 00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,083 You should go now. 471 00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:00,500 - Okay, thank you. - Come on. 472 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,583 - All right. - Thank you. 473 00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:04,000 - [speaking native language] 474 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,208 - Sarah. 475 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:09,375 Hey. 476 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,250 Thank you. 477 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,583 Let'’s go. Keep walking. 478 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,333 Let'’s go. Turn around and keep going. 479 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:17,750 Keep going. Sarah, go, go, go, go, go. 480 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,833 - It'’s called "The Biggest Donkey." 481 00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:24,375 You take donkeys from villagers around county. 482 00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,875 They feed the donkeys as much as possible 483 00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,791 for three months. 484 00:20:28,791 --> 00:20:32,375 At the end of three months, they weigh the donkeys. 485 00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:36,958 The one with the biggest donkey wins all donkeys. 486 00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:38,375 He'’s very rich man now. 487 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:41,958 - Yeah, yeah. I will pitch that to Wallace 488 00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:43,541 as soon as I get home. 489 00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:45,208 - Yes, you get finder'’s fee. 490 00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:46,958 Clever idea for reality show. 491 00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:49,291 - Where the fuck have you guys been? 492 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,208 - We just accidentally filmed a funeral. 493 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,791 - Jesus Christ. - Ay. 494 00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:55,625 - We almost got beat up. 495 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:57,833 It was three kids. - Three? 496 00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,833 These people--they don'’t believe in immunization. 497 00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:02,583 - Why didn'’t you just tell them you'’re Americans? 498 00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:04,458 - 40 hours, guys. 499 00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:06,208 That'’s when our plane leaves. 500 00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,083 We need to be at Becky'’s getting exteriors. 501 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,500 - All right, then let'’s go. Come on. 502 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,000 - I teach you famous song. - Enough sitting around. 503 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,875 - Jesus Christ. Fuck. 504 00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:14,583 - I teach you song on the way. 505 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,791 - Is it about donkeys? - It'’s happy. 506 00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:20,208 [humming] ♪ Hey! 507 00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:22,333 Sing with me. Come, sing. 508 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:26,291 - Why--why are you coming with us? 509 00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:29,208 - Because in last six months, 510 00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,291 Becky and I have become, uh, good friends. 511 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,583 We'’re very close. - I wonder what-- 512 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:33,875 I wonder what she'’s done with the place. 513 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,291 - You know what I hope? 514 00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:37,041 I hope that she'’s fixed up the barn. 515 00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:38,666 You remember that barn, Kate? 516 00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:40,208 That was a great barn. 517 00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:42,291 Actually, Greg, come to think of it, 518 00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:44,916 you should take Sarah out to see the barn, 519 00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:47,041 '’cause she'’d like that. 520 00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:49,291 I think she'’d probably really like that. 521 00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:52,208 [humming noisily] 522 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:58,083 - She is out in the boonies. 523 00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:02,250 - [continues humming noisily] 524 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:05,666 - Alex, shut the fuck up! 525 00:22:07,416 --> 00:22:09,041 [sighs] 526 00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:12,291 - [humming quietly] - Jesus. 527 00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,708 ♪ 528 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,291 - Oh, my God. 529 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,125 - Vladimir, is it, like, National Ax Day? 530 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:20,541 What the fuck is this? - Hi, homey. 531 00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:23,375 - This is, uh, villagers. 532 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:27,166 They are probably just... - What the fuck was that? 533 00:22:27,166 --> 00:22:28,375 - They go--they go out, they chop wood. 534 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:30,500 It'’s for fireplace. 535 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,916 Right here. 536 00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:33,750 - Oh, wow. - See it? 537 00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:36,708 - Oh, my gosh. - Wow. 538 00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:38,375 - Wow. - Oh, my God. 539 00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:40,166 - It'’s beautiful. Easy fix. 540 00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:41,708 - She'’s really fixed it up. 541 00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,250 - Wait. Are you sure this is the right house? 542 00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:44,791 - [laughing] 543 00:22:44,791 --> 00:22:46,166 - I thought you were coming earlier. 544 00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:48,500 - [sighs] Me too. Look at this. 545 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:51,083 - Alex, Greg, I'’m so happy to see you guys. 546 00:22:51,083 --> 00:22:53,458 - Hey. - Becky. 547 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:57,291 Holy shit! This is amazing. - Thank you. 548 00:22:57,291 --> 00:23:01,166 - Hi. Wow. This is quite a transformation. 549 00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:03,333 - Thanks. - Becky. 550 00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:05,208 [chuckles] - Vladimir, right? 551 00:23:05,208 --> 00:23:07,750 - Yes. She kids. - Becky, this is Sarah. 552 00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:09,875 She'’s, uh--she'’s new. She just joined us. 553 00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:11,958 both: Hi. - Nice to meet you. 554 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,958 Oh! [chuckles] 555 00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:15,791 Your house looks great. - Thank you. 556 00:23:15,791 --> 00:23:17,375 - Is Goran here yet? 557 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:20,500 - Um, no. He'’s actually, um, traveling. 558 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,833 So he'’s not going to be here for a few days. 559 00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:24,125 I know he'’s sorry he missed you guys. 560 00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:25,875 - No Goran? 561 00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:28,625 That sucks, '’cause he was just a really nice guy. 562 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:30,000 - How does it look, Greg? 563 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,041 Do we have enough light to shoot? 564 00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:32,666 - No, Kate, I'’m sorry. 565 00:23:32,666 --> 00:23:34,291 We'’re not shooting "Ghost Hunters Global." 566 00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:35,791 - That'’s funny. That'’s very funny. 567 00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:37,250 - Yeah? - Yeah. 568 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,791 - All right, let'’s get back in the van. 569 00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:41,375 - No, no, no. No, you guys came all this way. 570 00:23:41,375 --> 00:23:43,208 Um, just come in for a minute. 571 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:45,500 I have Starbucks. - [gasps] 572 00:23:47,833 --> 00:23:49,250 - Our viewers love it 573 00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:51,083 when a fixer-upper comes together like this. 574 00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:53,250 - Well, I really couldn'’t have done any of this without Goran. 575 00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:55,250 He'’s done so much... 576 00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:57,458 and not just with the house. 577 00:23:57,458 --> 00:24:00,166 I feel like now that we'’re together, 578 00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:03,916 he'’s, um--he'’s helped me become who I was really meant to be. 579 00:24:03,916 --> 00:24:06,750 - You know, two years I spent on a Canadian home-renovation show, 580 00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:08,500 and they never got anywhere close to this level of work. 581 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:11,541 You and--you and Goran should be really, really proud. 582 00:24:11,541 --> 00:24:13,750 - Well, if you guys like what I'’ve done with the kitchen, 583 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:15,500 I can'’t wait to show you the cellar. 584 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,041 - All right, let'’s check it out. 585 00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:18,708 - Oh, that will have to wait until tomorrow. 586 00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,458 It'’s getting late, and we need to get back to town. 587 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:22,833 - Kate, come on. - You know the roads. Let'’s-- 588 00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:25,541 - No, I just saw you looking at him a little bit. 589 00:24:25,541 --> 00:24:27,916 If you think he'’s cute, you should go for it. 590 00:24:27,916 --> 00:24:30,541 - I work with him. - Sarah, let'’s go! 591 00:24:30,541 --> 00:24:34,666 I want dinner in bed so we can come back here early. 592 00:24:34,666 --> 00:24:35,916 - Okay, will you show me your pottery tomorrow, Becky? 593 00:24:35,916 --> 00:24:36,916 - Sure. - Sarah! 594 00:24:36,916 --> 00:24:38,541 - Okay. I'’m coming! 595 00:24:38,541 --> 00:24:41,208 - In Moldova, they say, "If you do not like weather, 596 00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:42,708 you wait ten minutes." 597 00:24:42,708 --> 00:24:45,291 It'’s rain, sun, snow, all in same day. 598 00:24:45,291 --> 00:24:47,250 - You guys, Becky was so nice. 599 00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:48,875 - You know, it'’s a shame you didn'’t meet Goran, 600 00:24:48,875 --> 00:24:50,208 because he'’s a real people-pleaser. 601 00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:51,458 - Alex. [horn blares] 602 00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:53,916 [all shout] - Jesus Christ! 603 00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:55,250 - Sorry. - Oy! 604 00:24:55,250 --> 00:24:57,333 - Watch it, Alex. - Sorry. 605 00:24:57,333 --> 00:24:58,916 - [chuckles] 606 00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:01,708 - Great fucking day, guys. 607 00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:04,958 - Okay, we go to nice restaurant for dinner. 608 00:25:04,958 --> 00:25:08,333 We meet in lobby in 50 minutes. 609 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:10,750 It'’s time for shower. Come. 610 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:13,750 - I'’d say it'’s time for a shower. 611 00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:15,375 You are overdue. 612 00:25:19,125 --> 00:25:22,500 - Oh, am I early, Mr. Abernathy? 613 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:25,166 I thought we had your interview scheduled for 7:30. 614 00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:26,916 - Sarah, we still have 30 minutes. 615 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:28,541 - Oh, that'’ll be plenty of time. 616 00:25:28,541 --> 00:25:30,000 I only have a few questions. 617 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,958 - To sleep! - [chuckles] 618 00:25:31,958 --> 00:25:33,875 - You can try to sleep, but I'’m not going away 619 00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:35,666 until I get my story. 620 00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:39,916 Really? - Mm-hmm. 621 00:25:39,916 --> 00:25:41,208 Wow. 622 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:45,041 Mr. Abernathy, that is quite unexpected. 623 00:25:45,041 --> 00:25:47,791 May I ask you what the circumstances were behind this? 624 00:25:47,791 --> 00:25:50,125 - Well, the, uh--the terms of the settlement agreement 625 00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:51,958 prohibit my mentioning specifics, 626 00:25:51,958 --> 00:25:56,000 but, um, there might have been, uh... 627 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,541 an altercation. 628 00:25:57,541 --> 00:25:58,750 - An altercation? 629 00:25:58,750 --> 00:26:01,875 - Between myself and Mr. Torini, 630 00:26:01,875 --> 00:26:05,666 during which Mr. Torini'’s eye may have become-- 631 00:26:05,666 --> 00:26:09,583 - Wait, wait, wait. You punched Alex? 632 00:26:09,583 --> 00:26:12,083 [chuckles] Oh, my gosh. 633 00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:14,000 [laughs] 634 00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:19,041 - So, Miss Ellroy, viewers are dying to know, 635 00:26:19,041 --> 00:26:20,625 to what do you ascribe 636 00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:23,041 your meteoric rise in the film world? 637 00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:25,833 - Oh, well, um, my unique vision 638 00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:29,458 comes from a lifetime of suffering, naturally. 639 00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:32,458 I, uh--I had to fall back on my safety school 640 00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:35,833 when Harvard refused me my private parking space 641 00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:37,083 for my BMW. 642 00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:38,833 - Oh. 643 00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:40,083 - It was terrible. - The--the fools. 644 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,833 - Fools! 645 00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:43,791 I don'’t like to talk about it, really, so next topic. 646 00:26:43,791 --> 00:26:46,458 - Moving on from tragedy... - Moving on. 647 00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:49,333 - I hear that your stunning documentary work 648 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:50,791 has made you the toast of Moldova. 649 00:26:50,791 --> 00:26:52,625 - [laughs] 650 00:26:52,625 --> 00:26:54,666 Well, as they say, 651 00:26:54,666 --> 00:26:57,416 "Only filmmaker in Moldova best filmmaker in Moldova." 652 00:26:57,416 --> 00:27:00,416 - I'’ve heard this about Moldova. - [laughs] 653 00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:05,041 You'’re staring. 654 00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:06,958 - I am, yeah. 655 00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:10,750 - You like having the camera on. 656 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:17,041 - I don'’t want to miss anything. 657 00:27:17,041 --> 00:27:18,500 - Like what? 658 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:21,500 [soft music] 659 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:24,166 ♪ 660 00:27:24,166 --> 00:27:28,791 Um, what is all this news about Goran? 661 00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:30,666 - [laughs] Seriously? 662 00:27:30,666 --> 00:27:32,916 - [laughs] Yes. 663 00:27:32,916 --> 00:27:35,500 - All right, um, okay. 664 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,083 You want to-- Um, come on, I'’ll show you. 665 00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:38,666 - Okay. 666 00:27:38,666 --> 00:27:40,125 I won'’t. 667 00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:41,666 - Not even--not even, like, one single breath. 668 00:27:41,666 --> 00:27:45,291 If you--if you say one thing to Kate and you get us fired, 669 00:27:45,291 --> 00:27:47,083 I-I will--I don'’t even know what I'’ll do. 670 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:49,458 I will--I will sell you to Vladimir is what I'’ll do. 671 00:27:49,458 --> 00:27:51,083 - Girl Scouts honor. 672 00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:52,708 - She'’s a Girl Scout, on top of everything else. 673 00:27:52,708 --> 00:27:54,791 This is amazing. 674 00:27:54,791 --> 00:27:56,166 - Now, just remember, you wanted to see this, all right? 675 00:27:56,166 --> 00:27:58,083 - Okay. [key clacks] 676 00:27:58,083 --> 00:28:00,583 [frog croaking] 677 00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:02,833 [can sprays] 678 00:28:02,833 --> 00:28:04,250 - Oh, look at that. 679 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:06,541 Hey, little guy. Hey, little guy. 680 00:28:06,541 --> 00:28:08,000 - Hey, man, have you seen Goran anywhere? 681 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 I need him for his interview. 682 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,750 - No, I haven'’t seen him. Go ask what'’s-his-face-- 683 00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:13,541 Disco Dracula. 684 00:28:13,541 --> 00:28:16,958 Oh, oh. 685 00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:19,250 - Disco Dracula. 686 00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:22,791 Hey, man. - Greg, my good friend. 687 00:28:22,791 --> 00:28:25,041 How can Vladimir be helping? 688 00:28:25,041 --> 00:28:28,541 - Uh, I'’m looking for Goran. Have you seen him anywhere? 689 00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:31,416 - I think I see Goran and your producer in barn. 690 00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:33,916 Come, I take you. 691 00:28:33,916 --> 00:28:37,041 So, uh... 692 00:28:37,041 --> 00:28:40,833 Alex tells me, uh, you were in Afghanistan. 693 00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:44,666 - He does, huh? Alex has a big mouth. 694 00:28:44,666 --> 00:28:48,083 - The reason I ask is because I have friends 695 00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:50,208 who can get things into Romania. 696 00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:52,208 And if you have friends maybe get things 697 00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:55,541 out of Afghanistan, we ca-- 698 00:28:55,541 --> 00:28:57,708 We can-- [speaks native language] 699 00:28:57,708 --> 00:29:01,458 - Vladimir, are you asking me to smuggle heroin for you? 700 00:29:01,458 --> 00:29:03,250 - Is camera on? 701 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:05,875 I--Vladimir would never suggest such a thing. 702 00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:07,500 - This ain'’t on, man. Film'’s expensive. 703 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:08,875 I wouldn'’t just be rolling it like that. 704 00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:12,750 - [laughs] 705 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:15,750 Think about it. It'’s all I ask, huh? 706 00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:17,083 - [moaning] 707 00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:18,875 - Oy, whew. - Hey, Kate-- 708 00:29:18,875 --> 00:29:20,333 - Oh, Jesus, Greg! - God! 709 00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:22,125 - Get the fuck out of here! 710 00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:23,625 Get out of here! - I'’m so sorry. 711 00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:25,333 - Fuck! Turn around! - No, no. 712 00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:26,958 - What the fuck are you doing? [speaking native language] 713 00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:28,125 - Goran, don'’t-- - Hey! 714 00:29:28,125 --> 00:29:29,125 What the fuck are you doing, man? 715 00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:30,125 - Nothing. - What the fuck is this? 716 00:29:30,125 --> 00:29:31,708 - It'’s nothing. - What? 717 00:29:31,708 --> 00:29:33,291 It'’s not even on. - What'’s okay? 718 00:29:33,291 --> 00:29:34,333 What the fuck is this? - The camera is not on. 719 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:36,250 We were just talking about this. 720 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:37,000 It'’s not on. - It'’s not on. It'’s fine. 721 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,458 - [speaking native language] 722 00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:39,625 - I just need you for an interview. 723 00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:40,625 - Fuck off. 724 00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:42,083 [men laughing] 725 00:29:42,083 --> 00:29:44,041 - That'’s the face. That is why I do this. 726 00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:45,125 - It'’s fucking awesome. - It is for that face. 727 00:29:45,125 --> 00:29:46,625 Your shock sustains us. 728 00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:47,833 - What? - It'’s a beautiful thing. 729 00:29:47,833 --> 00:29:50,791 - [laughs] 730 00:29:50,791 --> 00:29:52,083 - I can'’t believe you guys didn'’t get fired. 731 00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:53,083 - What-- - We get fired? 732 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,750 Why would we get fired? 733 00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:56,375 She'’s the one--got soccer dick up her snooze-hole. 734 00:29:56,375 --> 00:29:57,541 - What do you think she'’s going to tell 735 00:29:57,541 --> 00:29:59,541 your Uncle Wallace back in New York-- 736 00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:00,875 that I walked in on her fucking the buyer'’s boyfriend? 737 00:30:00,875 --> 00:30:02,916 I mean, come on. - Pfft. Wha-- 738 00:30:02,916 --> 00:30:04,333 - This is, like-- this is our-- 739 00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:06,666 this is our "get out of jail free" card. 740 00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:08,958 And we only show it to pretty much everybody we meet, so... 741 00:30:08,958 --> 00:30:10,083 - Yeah, only-- only pretty much everybody. 742 00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:11,541 - What would she have done 743 00:30:11,541 --> 00:30:13,125 if Goran would have been there today? 744 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:14,625 - She would have been fine. She'’s a total pro. 745 00:30:14,625 --> 00:30:16,291 She just would have been like... 746 00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:20,291 - Stop! - Goal! 747 00:30:20,291 --> 00:30:21,291 - Okay, can you just-- Wait. 748 00:30:21,291 --> 00:30:22,875 Can you come here and play 749 00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:24,125 this, like, last part just one more time? 750 00:30:24,125 --> 00:30:25,833 - Why? Is it working for you? 751 00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:27,791 Is this getting you hot? - No, there was--Can you-- 752 00:30:27,791 --> 00:30:28,833 There'’s just, like, something that'’s bugging me. 753 00:30:28,833 --> 00:30:30,625 [knock at door] - Yeah? 754 00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:32,500 - Dinner, dummies, let'’s go! - We'’re coming. 755 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:34,416 - All right, Kate. - Next time. Sorry, pervo. 756 00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:36,916 - Uh... - Let'’s go eat. 757 00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:38,875 - Oh. Well, you guys, what am I gonna do 758 00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:40,458 with this, like, laptop? 759 00:30:40,458 --> 00:30:42,000 Okay, wait up, guys. 760 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,500 - [speaking native language] 761 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:50,875 - Um, I'’m sorry, ma'’am, could you-- 762 00:30:50,875 --> 00:30:53,875 - [speaking native language] 763 00:30:53,875 --> 00:30:55,666 And now...go! 764 00:30:55,666 --> 00:30:57,500 Now go home! 765 00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:59,166 Go! 766 00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:04,208 - What the frig? 767 00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:06,416 You guys, did you see that old lady upstairs? 768 00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:08,166 - Oh, my God, finally. We'’re starving. 769 00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:10,000 Come on, guys, let'’s go. She'’s here. 770 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,958 - Did you guys not see her? - Hey, Sarah, come on, let'’s go. 771 00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:13,791 - Greg, that lady that was your mom was upstairs again. 772 00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:15,250 - It doesn'’t matter. - Let'’s go. 773 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:16,583 - Come on. We haven'’t eaten since Berlin. 774 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:20,916 - Rugul in Flacari-- best restaurant in town. 775 00:31:20,916 --> 00:31:24,416 Of course, only restaurant is best restaurant, huh? 776 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:25,791 Come. - What'’s it--what does it mean? 777 00:31:25,791 --> 00:31:28,000 - It means "The Burning Steak." 778 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,500 - Okay, good enough for me. 779 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:30,958 - They'’re going to burn my steak. 780 00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:32,416 All right. - What? 781 00:31:32,416 --> 00:31:34,000 - Table, please. - This--this is the table. 782 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,250 - This is the table. - Hi, buddy. 783 00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:38,333 - Shit. Greg, those are the guys who were at the church. 784 00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:40,000 - Just sit down. Don'’t worry. 785 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,375 [clears throat] Just don'’t make eye contact. 786 00:31:41,375 --> 00:31:43,708 - Dude, dude. How about those guys, huh? 787 00:31:43,708 --> 00:31:45,250 - Don'’t. - They look like cool guys. 788 00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:47,750 - Shh. - Let'’s just order some food. 789 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:50,416 Can you get the waitress? - [speaking native language] 790 00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:52,833 - Vodka, vodka, vodka, vodka. - Vodka all around. 791 00:31:52,833 --> 00:31:54,791 - Uh, yeah. - All right. 792 00:31:54,791 --> 00:31:57,125 - Sarah, get in on this. - Becky'’s tomorrow, 793 00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:59,958 Amsterdam for three days, and then God bless us, 794 00:31:59,958 --> 00:32:01,416 back in the States. 795 00:32:01,416 --> 00:32:02,833 - Hey, to the States. - To the States! 796 00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:04,041 - Fuck that. To Amsterdam. 797 00:32:04,041 --> 00:32:05,916 - States. - To Amsterdam. 798 00:32:05,916 --> 00:32:08,666 - Famous Soviet magic trick-- make vodka disappear. 799 00:32:08,666 --> 00:32:10,458 Watch. 800 00:32:10,458 --> 00:32:12,833 Focus pocus, and... - [laughing] Focus pocus? 801 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:15,666 - [laughing] 802 00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:17,541 - It'’s disappear! - I know that trick. 803 00:32:17,541 --> 00:32:20,083 I know that trick. Cheers. - I'’m a magician too. 804 00:32:20,083 --> 00:32:21,375 - I just had two sevens. - Two sevens in a row means 805 00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:23,041 bad luck for the rest of your life. 806 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,791 - Okay, two sevens in a row means I get to roll again. 807 00:32:24,791 --> 00:32:26,291 - Tzuika, tzuika. 808 00:32:26,291 --> 00:32:27,666 - I would know better than anybody. 809 00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:28,875 - Oh, my God, I'’ve had five tzuikas. 810 00:32:28,875 --> 00:32:31,291 Did we eat dinner yet? - No. 811 00:32:31,291 --> 00:32:34,000 - We haven'’t eaten? Really? Nothing? 812 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,458 all: Yeah. - That'’s--Oh, wow. 813 00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:39,208 all: Oh! 814 00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:41,708 - Ho! - The pride of Humboldt County. 815 00:32:41,708 --> 00:32:43,166 - The food'’s here. The food'’s here, finally. 816 00:32:43,166 --> 00:32:44,625 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my gosh. 817 00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:46,041 that looks so good. 818 00:32:46,041 --> 00:32:48,791 - Thank you. - Oh, fantastic. 819 00:32:48,791 --> 00:32:50,083 - Oh, I think that'’s yours, Alex. 820 00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:51,458 - That looks more beautiful. 821 00:32:51,458 --> 00:32:54,083 [woman speaking native language] - Aha. 822 00:32:54,083 --> 00:32:56,208 - Just like butter. - What are you talking about? 823 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:57,416 - Nothing. I'’ll tell you when you'’re older. 824 00:32:57,416 --> 00:32:59,458 - Ask your father. 825 00:32:59,458 --> 00:33:01,750 - What'’s going on? - You stop laughing! 826 00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:03,916 You don'’t even know what'’s going on! 827 00:33:03,916 --> 00:33:05,500 Eat your goat dick and shut up! 828 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:06,666 [laughter] 829 00:33:06,666 --> 00:33:08,291 And you stop laughing. 830 00:33:08,291 --> 00:33:10,583 Okay, I'’m rolling. Let'’s hear it. 831 00:33:10,583 --> 00:33:13,000 - [gulps] Ahh. 832 00:33:14,916 --> 00:33:17,916 Many years ago... 833 00:33:17,916 --> 00:33:22,250 beautiful woman builds home outside Pavlovka. 834 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,791 She never bother nobody. 835 00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:28,916 But she is stranger... 836 00:33:28,916 --> 00:33:32,916 and these were very cautious times. 837 00:33:32,916 --> 00:33:36,291 So one day, it happens in town. 838 00:33:36,291 --> 00:33:39,750 The cattle get sick. 839 00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:41,750 Children get sick. 840 00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:43,958 People start to die. 841 00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:46,333 Villagers want to know why. 842 00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:49,208 Why is this happening? Who is to blame? 843 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,583 They don'’t understand germs, these people. 844 00:33:58,583 --> 00:34:01,333 So here you have single woman, 845 00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:03,541 beautiful single woman. 846 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,791 She live outside of town. 847 00:34:05,791 --> 00:34:08,000 She never go to church. 848 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,083 And she has black cat. 849 00:34:14,541 --> 00:34:15,791 [glasses rattle] 850 00:34:15,791 --> 00:34:19,041 She must be witch. 851 00:34:19,041 --> 00:34:21,625 [laughing] Yeah. 852 00:34:22,916 --> 00:34:24,791 - What happened? 853 00:34:24,791 --> 00:34:28,375 - Well, villagers go to her house. 854 00:34:28,375 --> 00:34:29,750 They tie her to stake. 855 00:34:29,750 --> 00:34:31,916 They burn her alive, end of story. 856 00:34:31,916 --> 00:34:33,833 Millions times this happens. 857 00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:35,333 - They burned her alive? 858 00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:37,416 - Da. 859 00:34:37,416 --> 00:34:39,708 - Yeah, people suck all over, man. 860 00:34:39,708 --> 00:34:41,416 That'’s just the way it is. That'’s just the way it is. 861 00:34:41,416 --> 00:34:42,750 I mean, it'’s no different 862 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:44,750 than what we did in Salem in the 1600s. 863 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:46,583 - Yes, but in Pavlovka, 864 00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:49,416 this happens only 100 years ago. 865 00:34:49,416 --> 00:34:52,666 100 years only. 866 00:34:52,666 --> 00:34:54,958 - That is awful. 867 00:34:54,958 --> 00:34:57,041 - Eh. Not really. 868 00:34:57,041 --> 00:35:00,000 It'’s good for business. 869 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,500 - Oh, shit, the restaurant'’s called 870 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:04,458 "The Burning Stake." 871 00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:06,541 - [laughing] Da. 872 00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:09,000 - Oh, "The Burning Stake." - "The Burning Stake." 873 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,250 - Nasd--nasd-- Nasty. 874 00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:13,708 - Nasty, nasty. 875 00:35:13,708 --> 00:35:15,041 - Nice to know ya. - Nice to know you. 876 00:35:15,041 --> 00:35:16,625 - Nasdrovia. 877 00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:19,333 Nice to know you. both: Nasdrovia. 878 00:35:19,333 --> 00:35:20,708 - There'’s no T in "borsch." - There is a T! 879 00:35:20,708 --> 00:35:22,708 - It'’s "borsch." 880 00:35:22,708 --> 00:35:24,500 - I can'’t believe we'’re having this conversation. 881 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,958 - Everyone in America says it with a T, Vladimir. 882 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:28,416 - No, no, no, no. You'’re--you'’re wrong. 883 00:35:28,416 --> 00:35:31,916 [men arguing in native language] 884 00:35:31,916 --> 00:35:35,166 - [laughing] - Shh. 885 00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:37,833 - The streets are full of drunks. 886 00:35:37,833 --> 00:35:41,041 - [speaking native language] 887 00:35:41,041 --> 00:35:42,500 Come on, come on, come on, come on, 888 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:43,833 - Do you know your back way to hotel? 889 00:35:43,833 --> 00:35:44,875 - Yes. - We know the back way. 890 00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:46,750 I only go back way. 891 00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:47,916 I never go front way. - Shh. 892 00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:49,833 Quiet, you. 893 00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:51,833 [speaking native language] 894 00:35:51,833 --> 00:35:53,500 - Take me to your back way. - Come, come. 895 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,833 Come on, come on. 896 00:35:54,833 --> 00:35:56,291 - I have to piss like a tiger. 897 00:35:56,291 --> 00:35:58,458 - It is Friday morning. 898 00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:01,166 We are still in Pavlovka 899 00:36:01,166 --> 00:36:03,250 and check this out. 900 00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:10,083 She'’s been standing there for, like, 20 minutes. 901 00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:12,375 [ominous music] 902 00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:13,750 [knock at door] - [gasps] 903 00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:16,041 - Sarah, let'’s go! - Coming! 904 00:36:17,916 --> 00:36:19,833 - Oh, ho, ho, look who it is. - Alexi. 905 00:36:19,833 --> 00:36:22,375 - Let'’s just not do that, okay? - [chuckles] 906 00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:24,958 - Hello! Good day. - Oh, good morning, Constable. 907 00:36:24,958 --> 00:36:27,166 Sorry about yesterday at the church. I-- 908 00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:29,791 - Just a misunderstanding between people-- 909 00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:31,583 different cultures. 910 00:36:31,583 --> 00:36:34,500 Maybe I visit today? 911 00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:36,125 - Uh... 912 00:36:36,125 --> 00:36:37,833 I--well, I don'’t think I'’d be the person 913 00:36:37,833 --> 00:36:39,000 to talk to about that, but-- 914 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,625 - Uh, Constable, hi. 915 00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:43,166 I am Kate Banks. - Hi. 916 00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:45,541 This is my crew. [chuckles] 917 00:36:45,541 --> 00:36:49,375 I-I know that they can be a little enthusiastic, 918 00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:52,208 but I assure you we won'’t use any of the footage 919 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:53,500 that we shot in your church. 920 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:56,166 - [chuckles] That would be appreciated. 921 00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:58,708 Uh, now I must ask, 922 00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:00,125 will you be finished today? 923 00:37:00,125 --> 00:37:01,791 - Yes, absolutely. 924 00:37:01,791 --> 00:37:04,208 Yes, we would love to spend more time 925 00:37:04,208 --> 00:37:07,125 in your beautiful town, but-- 926 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,958 - "Oh, we'’d just love to stay in your beautiful town." 927 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:11,291 Jesus, Kate. 928 00:37:11,291 --> 00:37:13,000 - What the fuck did you want me to say? 929 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,208 The guy had a gun. 930 00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:16,291 - [laughing] 931 00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:19,291 Kate, you think like native. Gun always wins. 932 00:37:19,291 --> 00:37:21,916 - Okay, okay, all right. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 933 00:37:21,916 --> 00:37:24,708 Okay, I just-- Daddy doesn'’t feel good. 934 00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:27,166 - It sounds like you guys had so much fun. 935 00:37:27,166 --> 00:37:30,250 I wish I'’d go in town more. 936 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:32,333 Hey, are you gonna film absolutely everything? 937 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,500 - Yeah, it'’s just something we do. 938 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:36,250 - So we'’ve got six more hours of good light. 939 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:38,041 - Oh. [laughs] - Guys, get set up. 940 00:37:38,041 --> 00:37:39,458 Sarah, you'’re with me. Come on. 941 00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:41,416 - Okeydoke. 942 00:37:41,416 --> 00:37:42,666 - Becky, I think it'’s great right by that tree. 943 00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:45,833 - Okay. - Let'’s get a close-up. 944 00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:48,875 Uh, just be natural. 945 00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:51,833 - Right, okay. Um... 946 00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:55,000 - [laughing] Perfect. 947 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,083 - All right, so... - Okay. 948 00:37:57,083 --> 00:37:59,250 - To camera. - Okay, fine. 949 00:37:59,250 --> 00:38:01,916 - Do you have a lot neighbors close by? 950 00:38:01,916 --> 00:38:05,291 - No. My nearest neighbor is about two miles away. 951 00:38:05,291 --> 00:38:06,875 - And do you have them over? 952 00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:08,750 Do you have dinner parties with them? 953 00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:10,375 - I think they think I'’m weird. 954 00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,500 Like, who would live all the way out here 955 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:13,208 if they didn'’t have to? 956 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:15,458 - Oh, they don'’t find country life romantic? 957 00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:18,333 - [chuckles] Yeah, I guess not. 958 00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:19,916 I have some ferns, of course, you know? 959 00:38:19,916 --> 00:38:22,041 Um, very hot peppers. 960 00:38:22,041 --> 00:38:25,500 Um, I have, uh, mandrake. 961 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:28,541 - Mm, growing some aphrodisiacs, huh? 962 00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:31,541 - Okay, we'’re done. Sarah. 963 00:38:31,541 --> 00:38:33,916 I know that you'’re Wallace'’s niece, 964 00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:35,750 but out here, I'’m you'’re fucking boss. 965 00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:37,791 - I was trying to help. - Sarah, shut the fuck up. 966 00:38:37,791 --> 00:38:40,333 - Oh, come on, Kate. - I know that you just graduated 967 00:38:40,333 --> 00:38:42,958 from film school and you think that you know everything, 968 00:38:42,958 --> 00:38:45,125 but you don'’t, okay? 969 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:46,750 You don'’t. 970 00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:48,583 And the only way that you'’re going to learn 971 00:38:48,583 --> 00:38:50,916 is by keeping your fucking mouth shut 972 00:38:50,916 --> 00:38:53,333 and watching the professionals do their jobs. 973 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:55,333 You understand? 974 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,791 Do you understand? 975 00:38:57,791 --> 00:39:01,875 - [breathing heavily] - Sarah, are you okay? 976 00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:04,375 - Just stay out of her way. Stick with us for a while. 977 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:07,041 Let her calm down, all right? 978 00:39:09,541 --> 00:39:12,291 It isn'’t all bad, I promise. 979 00:39:12,291 --> 00:39:13,833 - Are you guys sure I'’m not in the way? 980 00:39:13,833 --> 00:39:15,041 - No, you'’re okay. - Hey, guys. 981 00:39:15,041 --> 00:39:16,416 - Hey. - Yo. 982 00:39:16,416 --> 00:39:18,250 - Are you filming the cellar now? 983 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:19,958 - Uh, we'’re not. We'’re gonna shoot the ground floor 984 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:22,375 while the light'’s good, but later, yeah, for sure. 985 00:39:22,375 --> 00:39:24,416 - Okay. 986 00:39:24,416 --> 00:39:27,416 - I promise we'’ll get to it. - Okay. 987 00:39:27,416 --> 00:39:29,541 - Fucking cutie-patootie. - Mm-hmm. 988 00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,291 - Uh-huh. 989 00:39:31,291 --> 00:39:33,208 - What? Alex, is she your type? - [chuckles] 990 00:39:33,208 --> 00:39:35,833 - [laughing] Okay. 991 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:37,666 - I want to get this fireplace, but I'’m thinking, like, 992 00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:39,791 hot spot off the window-- it'’s not gonna look good. 993 00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:41,791 - How the fuck did I do this? 994 00:39:41,791 --> 00:39:43,458 Um, you can just shoot it from where she'’s standing. 995 00:39:43,458 --> 00:39:45,125 - Yeah? 996 00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:47,541 - Yeah, it looks great from here. 997 00:39:47,541 --> 00:39:49,416 - I need the reflectors. 998 00:39:49,416 --> 00:39:51,125 - How'’s that? - That'’s better. 999 00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:52,333 Becky, in your own time. 1000 00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:54,750 - And it--it'’s just-- 1001 00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:57,000 I mean, the whole house smells warm. 1002 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,375 The food comes out, like, beautifully, just because-- 1003 00:39:59,375 --> 00:40:01,250 Pump. I don'’t know if you remember before, 1004 00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:03,250 but the water was, you know, 1005 00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:05,208 kind of came out dripping and kind of green. 1006 00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:08,208 And all of this wood here is salvaged wood, 1007 00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:11,375 so everything is getting a renewed life. 1008 00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:13,041 You know? 1009 00:40:13,041 --> 00:40:15,375 So Goran did so much on the outside here-- 1010 00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:19,208 the staining, detailing, these slats. 1011 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,208 Anyway, um, if you come inside, 1012 00:40:21,208 --> 00:40:24,083 I can show you some of my work here. 1013 00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:28,083 Um, oh, and this fire I have to tend to constantly. 1014 00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:30,083 Placement really matters, you know? 1015 00:40:30,083 --> 00:40:32,750 It'’s not like working with a commercial kiln at all, 1016 00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:35,208 but it'’s really cool, you know-- 1017 00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:37,750 uh, go back to the old ways, be part of tradition. 1018 00:40:37,750 --> 00:40:40,291 [frog croaks] And the best part is, 1019 00:40:40,291 --> 00:40:43,333 um, I made myself something to remind me 1020 00:40:43,333 --> 00:40:45,875 of how it was when we first got here. 1021 00:40:45,875 --> 00:40:48,041 And here'’s my little friend. 1022 00:40:48,041 --> 00:40:51,750 - Oh, it'’s the cat from the first segment. 1023 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:54,750 That is so cute. - Jesus fucking Christ! 1024 00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:56,625 Go make yourself useful 1025 00:40:56,625 --> 00:40:59,083 and go get me some B-roll shots, all right? 1026 00:40:59,083 --> 00:41:02,458 Shoot some fucking trees, some cows. 1027 00:41:02,458 --> 00:41:05,833 Just get the fuck out of my face. 1028 00:41:10,708 --> 00:41:13,666 - I paid $150,000 at film school 1029 00:41:13,666 --> 00:41:16,500 to film trees. 1030 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:18,541 We got it. We got the B-roll you needed. 1031 00:41:18,541 --> 00:41:20,541 We got this big-ass stump. 1032 00:41:20,541 --> 00:41:22,416 Want some B-roll of some stray dogs? 1033 00:41:22,416 --> 00:41:23,833 Here you go. 1034 00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:26,458 [mocking Kate] The barn of passion... 1035 00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:29,500 transformed from a place where animals eat 1036 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:32,916 into a warm and stylish fuckpad. 1037 00:41:32,916 --> 00:41:33,916 [chuckles] 1038 00:41:33,916 --> 00:41:35,125 [normal voice] Skank. 1039 00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,125 Huh. 1040 00:41:41,125 --> 00:41:43,583 Looks like Becky ran out of steam. 1041 00:41:45,666 --> 00:41:48,083 [frog croaks] 1042 00:41:48,083 --> 00:41:51,875 Oh, hello, señor frog. 1043 00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:54,791 [frogs croaking] 1044 00:41:59,666 --> 00:42:02,041 Whoa. 1045 00:42:02,041 --> 00:42:04,583 [croaking increases in volume] 1046 00:42:04,583 --> 00:42:06,958 What the hell is that? 1047 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:11,750 [croaking continues] 1048 00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:15,750 [camera whirring] Ah! 1049 00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:17,458 [static hissing] 1050 00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:21,000 - Who'’s a good dog? 1051 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,500 Who'’s my good boy? 1052 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:24,000 You want to be a TV star? - Alex? 1053 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,375 - [imitating dog talking] "I do Arrex." 1054 00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:27,000 - Alex? - "I do want to be a TV star." 1055 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,416 What'’s up? 1056 00:42:28,416 --> 00:42:30,125 - Something'’s wrong with the camera. 1057 00:42:30,125 --> 00:42:32,208 - Oh, great. Kate'’s gonna love that. 1058 00:42:32,208 --> 00:42:33,375 You should go show it to Greg. 1059 00:42:33,375 --> 00:42:35,166 He'’s inside setting up a shot. 1060 00:42:35,166 --> 00:42:37,625 - Okay. - Good boy want a Doina? 1061 00:42:37,625 --> 00:42:39,166 Does a good boy want a Doina? 1062 00:42:39,166 --> 00:42:41,250 What'’s this? It'’s a Doina. 1063 00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:43,541 Yeah. You don'’t like Doina? 1064 00:42:43,541 --> 00:42:46,208 [camera beeps] 1065 00:42:46,208 --> 00:42:49,125 - Uh, Greg, there'’s something wrong with the camera. 1066 00:42:49,125 --> 00:42:51,416 - Let'’s take a look. 1067 00:42:51,416 --> 00:42:53,500 Did you try turning it off and on? 1068 00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:55,375 Sometimes that works. - Yes. 1069 00:42:55,375 --> 00:42:58,250 [camera chimes] - Looks like it'’s working. 1070 00:42:58,250 --> 00:43:00,583 - It was totally fritzing out before. 1071 00:43:00,583 --> 00:43:04,833 - Yeah. No, it looks good to me now. 1072 00:43:04,833 --> 00:43:07,250 So, uh, what are you doing later? 1073 00:43:09,416 --> 00:43:11,416 - I don'’t know. I got this thing. 1074 00:43:11,416 --> 00:43:13,000 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 1075 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,000 - What? - Bumpy ride, bad food. 1076 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,416 - Oh, the "bumpy ride, bad food" thing? 1077 00:43:17,416 --> 00:43:19,250 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, I got one of those too. 1078 00:43:19,250 --> 00:43:21,916 - Yeah. - How about after that? 1079 00:43:21,916 --> 00:43:23,875 - Wasn'’t gonna get this done, so here we go. 1080 00:43:23,875 --> 00:43:24,875 How hard could this be? 1081 00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:28,458 [birds squawking] 1082 00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:30,166 Uh, excuse me. 1083 00:43:30,166 --> 00:43:33,041 Yes, I am Kate Banks, 1084 00:43:33,041 --> 00:43:36,291 host and producer of "Home Hunters Global." 1085 00:43:36,291 --> 00:43:38,416 I know. Oh, I'’ve got more fans. 1086 00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:39,833 Okay. [laughs] 1087 00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:42,666 Oh, you guys are so great. 1088 00:43:42,666 --> 00:43:45,041 So, uh, what'’s your favorite part of the show? 1089 00:43:45,041 --> 00:43:46,833 - Kate? [chuckles nervously] 1090 00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:50,208 Kate, you--Becky, she wants to show us something inside. 1091 00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:51,833 Come, come, come. - All right. 1092 00:43:51,833 --> 00:43:53,916 - [speaking native language] 1093 00:43:53,916 --> 00:43:55,583 - So you guys remember the wine cellar, right? 1094 00:43:55,583 --> 00:43:57,583 - Right, yeah. - You are not gonna believe 1095 00:43:57,583 --> 00:44:00,291 what we found when we started fixing this all up. 1096 00:44:00,291 --> 00:44:01,791 - Cases of wine? 1097 00:44:01,791 --> 00:44:04,375 - [laughing] Yeah. 1098 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:06,666 All right, hold on. 1099 00:44:06,666 --> 00:44:08,125 Here we go. 1100 00:44:08,125 --> 00:44:09,375 Oh, can you grab that light? 1101 00:44:09,375 --> 00:44:10,708 - Mm-hmm. - [screaming in the distance] 1102 00:44:10,708 --> 00:44:11,875 - What was that? - What the hell? 1103 00:44:11,875 --> 00:44:14,208 - That'’s Alex. 1104 00:44:14,208 --> 00:44:16,000 - What'’s going on? - Alex! 1105 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,375 - [grunting] - Oh, my gosh! 1106 00:44:17,375 --> 00:44:20,208 - Get him off me! [gunshot] 1107 00:44:20,208 --> 00:44:23,166 [Alex and Sarah breathing heavily] 1108 00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:24,500 - Oh, my God, Alex, your arm! 1109 00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:26,375 - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit. 1110 00:44:26,375 --> 00:44:27,875 Come on, come on, come on. - Jesus Christ. 1111 00:44:27,875 --> 00:44:29,166 - We need a blanket. The guy'’s going into shock. 1112 00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:31,166 - We don'’t have a fucking blanket. 1113 00:44:31,166 --> 00:44:32,541 - Then take off your jacket and put it over his shoulder! 1114 00:44:32,541 --> 00:44:34,083 - What the fuck did he say about rabies? 1115 00:44:34,083 --> 00:44:37,458 - Get him inside. [indistinct shouting] 1116 00:44:37,458 --> 00:44:39,083 - Keep your arm up! - Doctor? 1117 00:44:39,083 --> 00:44:41,583 What kind of hospital is this? - Here we go. 1118 00:44:41,583 --> 00:44:45,375 - I can'’t believe this is the only doctor in town. 1119 00:44:45,375 --> 00:44:47,541 - Only doctor in town is best doctor in town. 1120 00:44:47,541 --> 00:44:50,166 - We should have stayed and finished the shoot. 1121 00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:53,500 - Really, Kate? With a dead sound tech? 1122 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:55,166 I'’d love to see you explain that to Wallace. 1123 00:44:55,166 --> 00:44:57,958 - Fuck Wallace. Fuck this. 1124 00:44:57,958 --> 00:45:01,208 How am I supposed to do a show with a bunch of fuckups? 1125 00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:05,416 I'’m going to get some air. 1126 00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:11,375 - [sighs] Greg, is he going to be okay? 1127 00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:13,041 That was a lot of blood. 1128 00:45:15,625 --> 00:45:17,166 - Yeah, I think Alex is going to be fine. 1129 00:45:17,166 --> 00:45:20,041 That wasn'’t... 1130 00:45:20,041 --> 00:45:21,708 It wasn'’t that much blood. 1131 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,125 - So... 1132 00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:30,708 uh, what happened in Afghanistan? 1133 00:45:32,750 --> 00:45:34,750 [door opens] 1134 00:45:34,750 --> 00:45:37,000 - Game of badminton, ladies? 1135 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,250 - It lives. - Are you okay? 1136 00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:40,291 - It does, - Like Lazarus. 1137 00:45:40,291 --> 00:45:42,583 - Yeah. No, man, it was gnarly. Let me tell you something-- 1138 00:45:42,583 --> 00:45:44,041 this dude right here 1139 00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:46,791 has the best painkillers in the city. 1140 00:45:46,791 --> 00:45:47,958 That'’s my boy. 1141 00:45:47,958 --> 00:45:49,458 If it'’s good enough for pigs, 1142 00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:50,541 it'’s good enough for me, right, my man? 1143 00:45:50,541 --> 00:45:51,958 - Alex, okay. - Put it up here. 1144 00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:53,666 - Thank you very much for your help. 1145 00:45:53,666 --> 00:45:55,000 - That'’s right. That'’s my boy right there. 1146 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,333 Sarah, let'’s get the fuck out of here. 1147 00:45:56,333 --> 00:45:57,666 - That'’s my guy. 1148 00:45:57,666 --> 00:45:59,541 I tell you, you haven'’t lived 1149 00:45:59,541 --> 00:46:02,041 until you got a brain full of narcotics 1150 00:46:02,041 --> 00:46:04,333 and a belly full of hog balls, people. 1151 00:46:04,333 --> 00:46:05,750 It'’s Heaven. 1152 00:46:05,750 --> 00:46:07,083 - These guys are still staring at us. 1153 00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:08,500 - That'’s really good. 1154 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:10,333 - I know. They are big starers in this town. 1155 00:46:10,333 --> 00:46:12,916 - It'’s a little village, little people. 1156 00:46:12,916 --> 00:46:15,333 Naturally curious, like monkeys. 1157 00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:17,041 - Creepy monkeys. 1158 00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:19,083 - You know, we could just order them some drinks. 1159 00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:22,625 It'’s cheap, it'’s easy. - Ah, drinks--this they like. 1160 00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:24,750 Good idea. - Vladimir, make that happen. 1161 00:46:24,750 --> 00:46:26,125 - Kellneriza. Noroc. 1162 00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:30,416 all: Noroc! - Yes. 1163 00:46:30,416 --> 00:46:33,500 - Cheers, Noroc. 1164 00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:35,333 - Okay, someone'’s getting up. - Ah, shit. 1165 00:46:35,333 --> 00:46:37,958 - Greg? - [speaking native language] 1166 00:46:37,958 --> 00:46:42,250 - Uh, hey, Greg, he only ask why you filming everything. 1167 00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:44,333 - Hey, cheers, you guys. - Noroc. Noroc. 1168 00:46:44,333 --> 00:46:46,125 - See? Booze buys happiness every time. 1169 00:46:46,125 --> 00:46:49,458 all: Sarah! Sarah! Sarah! 1170 00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:53,291 [all cheering] 1171 00:46:53,291 --> 00:46:55,250 - Two, three, go! 1172 00:46:55,250 --> 00:46:58,208 [all cheering] 1173 00:46:58,208 --> 00:47:02,375 [all shouting happily] 1174 00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:08,958 [all cheering] 1175 00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:12,958 - It'’s 3-D! It'’s 3-D! 1176 00:47:12,958 --> 00:47:15,208 - Vladimir! Get some fucking alcohol! 1177 00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:17,416 Come on, man. Hey! 1178 00:47:17,416 --> 00:47:20,083 - [muttering indistinctly] 1179 00:47:22,583 --> 00:47:25,583 [playing violin] 1180 00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:33,250 ♪ 1181 00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:41,708 Hey! 1182 00:47:41,708 --> 00:47:44,541 - Holy fucking shit. 1183 00:47:44,541 --> 00:47:47,541 [playing violin] [crowd clapping] 1184 00:47:47,541 --> 00:47:55,208 ♪ 1185 00:48:05,833 --> 00:48:08,291 - Hey! 1186 00:48:08,291 --> 00:48:11,500 - Whoo! Hey, Vladimir! 1187 00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:13,125 - Opa! 1188 00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:14,791 Okay, Greg. Here we go. 1189 00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:17,541 [playing "Hungarian Dace 1190 00:48:17,541 --> 00:48:25,458 ♪ 1191 00:48:29,041 --> 00:48:30,375 Ahh! 1192 00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:32,208 ♪ 1193 00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:34,458 Alex, help him! Help him! 1194 00:48:34,458 --> 00:48:37,625 Come on, come on, come on. 1195 00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:38,958 Push, push! 1196 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:42,708 Yeah! 1197 00:48:42,708 --> 00:48:46,291 Yes! USA! USA! 1198 00:48:48,416 --> 00:48:52,083 - You, uh, drunk enough to tell me about Afghanistan? 1199 00:49:05,458 --> 00:49:07,000 You ever gonna talk to me again? 1200 00:49:10,166 --> 00:49:12,875 - Ugh! - [chuckles] 1201 00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:14,708 - Your name again is Margarita, right? 1202 00:49:14,708 --> 00:49:16,041 - Margaretta. 1203 00:49:16,041 --> 00:49:17,375 - And you'’re Marga--what? 1204 00:49:17,375 --> 00:49:18,750 - Margaretta. - Margaretta. 1205 00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:20,458 That'’s nice. 1206 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:22,541 What? What did she say? What'’s your name again? 1207 00:49:22,541 --> 00:49:25,208 Luma? - Nozomi. 1208 00:49:25,208 --> 00:49:26,541 - Nozomi? That'’s a nice name. 1209 00:49:26,541 --> 00:49:28,375 Nozomi. Nozomi and Margarita. 1210 00:49:28,375 --> 00:49:31,750 So what was I talking about? Oh, yeah. 1211 00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:34,083 I don'’t like her new haircut. I don'’t think it'’s hot. 1212 00:49:34,083 --> 00:49:35,500 - Your earrings are gorgeous. 1213 00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:37,666 - Che? 1214 00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:39,333 - Uh, Vladimir, how do I say "gorgeous"? 1215 00:49:39,333 --> 00:49:40,958 - Frumoasa. 1216 00:49:40,958 --> 00:49:42,916 - Frumoasa. Yeah. 1217 00:49:42,916 --> 00:49:44,916 - Multumesc. Multumesc. 1218 00:49:44,916 --> 00:49:46,250 - You'’re welcome. 1219 00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:48,458 - All right, Vlad, how do I say, uh, "beer"? 1220 00:49:48,458 --> 00:49:50,000 - Bere. - Bere! 1221 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,833 - Bere! - Quatro bere? 1222 00:49:51,833 --> 00:49:53,333 - How do I say vodka? 1223 00:49:53,333 --> 00:49:55,000 - Quatro bere. - Quatro bere. 1224 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,583 - Vodka. That'’s, like, international, man. 1225 00:49:56,583 --> 00:49:58,666 Everybody knows vodka. - Wodka? Wodka! 1226 00:49:58,666 --> 00:50:00,500 Yes? Hey, wodka! 1227 00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:03,250 - How do you say "bedroom"? 1228 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,458 - Dormitor. 1229 00:50:04,458 --> 00:50:06,291 [patrons laugh] 1230 00:50:06,291 --> 00:50:08,000 - I don'’t want this. This isn'’t for me. 1231 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,541 This is--you got to give it to her. 1232 00:50:09,541 --> 00:50:14,458 - Uh, Valdimir, how do I say "I'’m sorry"? 1233 00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:16,708 - Ime pare rau. 1234 00:50:16,708 --> 00:50:19,208 - Ime pare rau. 1235 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,875 [whispering indistinctly] 1236 00:50:24,875 --> 00:50:26,875 - Sunt un cretin. 1237 00:50:26,875 --> 00:50:28,583 - Sunt-- Wait. What? 1238 00:50:28,583 --> 00:50:30,750 - Sunt un cretin. 1239 00:50:30,750 --> 00:50:33,375 - Sunt un cretin. 1240 00:50:33,375 --> 00:50:35,250 - What does that mean? 1241 00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:37,750 - It means "I am asshole." 1242 00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:41,000 - Um, how do-- how do you say, um... 1243 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,125 "Do you have any diseases 1244 00:50:42,125 --> 00:50:43,125 that I should be worried about"? 1245 00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:44,458 - Jesus. How do you say "moron"? 1246 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:46,625 - Prost. 1247 00:50:46,625 --> 00:50:48,083 - Prost!We got a big-ass prostover here. 1248 00:50:48,083 --> 00:50:49,458 - Dickwad. How do you say "dickwad"? 1249 00:50:49,458 --> 00:50:50,458 - Prost. - Cacanar. 1250 00:50:50,458 --> 00:50:51,750 - Cacanar! 1251 00:50:51,750 --> 00:50:53,583 - Cacanar? - Cacanar! 1252 00:50:53,583 --> 00:50:54,708 I can'’t believe you just went cacanaron me. 1253 00:50:54,708 --> 00:50:57,041 - I went cacanar. - Fucking prost. 1254 00:50:57,041 --> 00:50:58,791 - I'’ve got a good one. 1255 00:50:58,791 --> 00:51:01,750 How do you say "spoiled brat"? 1256 00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:03,458 - Rasfatat. 1257 00:51:03,458 --> 00:51:05,083 - Rasfatat! 1258 00:51:05,083 --> 00:51:06,791 - Oh, that is so mean. How do you say "witch"? 1259 00:51:06,791 --> 00:51:08,791 - Vrajitoare. 1260 00:51:08,791 --> 00:51:10,375 - Vrajitoare! 1261 00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:13,041 [music cuts off, patrons stop talking] 1262 00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:20,750 Oh, no. 1263 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:22,250 No, no, no, no. 1264 00:51:22,250 --> 00:51:23,583 - Marius! - Hey! 1265 00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:26,250 - [shouting in Romanian] 1266 00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:32,333 - All right, let'’s go, guys. Come on, come on, come on. 1267 00:51:32,333 --> 00:51:33,625 - Come on. 1268 00:51:33,625 --> 00:51:35,166 [overlapping shouting] 1269 00:51:35,166 --> 00:51:36,541 - That was so stupid. 1270 00:51:36,541 --> 00:51:38,625 Next time keep your fucking mouth shut. 1271 00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:39,666 - I'’m sorry. I didn'’t mean to say something like that. 1272 00:51:39,666 --> 00:51:41,583 It just-- 1273 00:51:41,583 --> 00:51:42,958 - It'’s bar. People get drunk. They fight. It'’s okay. 1274 00:51:42,958 --> 00:51:44,416 - No, it'’s definitely not okay. 1275 00:51:44,416 --> 00:51:45,791 Tomorrow we finish up at Becky'’s, 1276 00:51:45,791 --> 00:51:47,583 and we head straight to the airport. 1277 00:51:47,583 --> 00:51:50,041 - Kate, we'’ve all been there, okay? Just back off. 1278 00:51:50,041 --> 00:51:51,333 - I didn'’t come to this shithole 1279 00:51:51,333 --> 00:51:53,083 to get in a stupid bar fight. 1280 00:51:53,083 --> 00:51:54,833 - Yeah, why did we come to this shithole? 1281 00:51:54,833 --> 00:51:57,125 - Ugh! Greg, are you still filming? 1282 00:51:57,125 --> 00:51:58,750 Turn that fucking thing off. 1283 00:52:06,208 --> 00:52:08,125 - Bitch. 1284 00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:47,291 - [sighs] 1285 00:52:47,291 --> 00:52:50,625 - No, they'’ve been here since this morning. 1286 00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:53,333 You guys didn'’t hire them or anything? 1287 00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:54,875 They'’re not--I thought maybe extras or something. 1288 00:52:54,875 --> 00:52:56,291 - Mm-mm. - Sarah, do me a favor. 1289 00:52:56,291 --> 00:52:57,750 Don'’t point the camera directly at them. 1290 00:52:57,750 --> 00:52:58,875 - Okay, sorry. 1291 00:52:58,875 --> 00:53:00,708 - Kate, call it, please. 1292 00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:02,416 I mean, should we get in touch with that constable? 1293 00:53:02,416 --> 00:53:03,750 What are we doing? 1294 00:53:03,750 --> 00:53:06,250 - I have no signal. - The same. 1295 00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:07,791 - Maybe I should just go talk to them. 1296 00:53:07,791 --> 00:53:09,791 - No. - I'’m sure it'’ll be fine. 1297 00:53:09,791 --> 00:53:11,083 - No, let'’s just do our jobs and get out of here quickly. 1298 00:53:11,083 --> 00:53:13,416 Please? - I agree. 1299 00:53:13,416 --> 00:53:14,833 Let'’s shoot it. Let'’s--let'’s go home. 1300 00:53:14,833 --> 00:53:16,375 - Oh, fuck me. - We'’ll be fast, okay? 1301 00:53:16,375 --> 00:53:18,416 - Fine. - Come on, we can get this done. 1302 00:53:18,416 --> 00:53:20,541 - Let'’s do it fast, and let'’s get out of here 1303 00:53:20,541 --> 00:53:22,541 before they go all "Deliverance" on our asses. 1304 00:53:22,541 --> 00:53:25,000 - Uh, Becky do you have a paring knife? 1305 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,291 Big knives look threatening on camera. 1306 00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:29,583 - Oh. Uh, yeah, of course. 1307 00:53:29,583 --> 00:53:31,875 Um... 1308 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,583 - Perfect. 1309 00:53:33,583 --> 00:53:36,416 - This is--Jeez. 1310 00:53:36,416 --> 00:53:39,583 [chuckles] 1311 00:53:39,583 --> 00:53:42,750 - Let'’s get a nice shot of these. 1312 00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:46,708 Ooh, that'’s really creepy. Make sure to get that. 1313 00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:49,791 And there'’s a couple of things I wanted in the bedroom. 1314 00:53:49,791 --> 00:53:51,958 - Drop your boom, Alex. 1315 00:53:51,958 --> 00:53:54,708 - So I really couldn'’t have done any of this without Goran. 1316 00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:56,541 Here we go. 1317 00:53:56,541 --> 00:53:57,666 I'’m so excited to show you. 1318 00:53:57,666 --> 00:53:59,916 - Oh, it looks cool. 1319 00:53:59,916 --> 00:54:01,625 - All right, come on down. 1320 00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:03,625 - I'’m sad I didn'’t get to meet Goran. 1321 00:54:03,625 --> 00:54:05,583 - I know, but his plane doesn'’t even get in 1322 00:54:05,583 --> 00:54:07,000 till tomorrow. 1323 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,041 - Holy crap, Becky! - Oh, my God! 1324 00:54:09,041 --> 00:54:10,375 - Holy shit. - This is great. 1325 00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:12,041 Did you paint this? 1326 00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:13,875 - No, can you believe anyone ever covered this up? 1327 00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:16,041 I sent pictures to a friend of mine in Venice, 1328 00:54:16,041 --> 00:54:18,208 and he dated the floor to the time of the Roman Empire. 1329 00:54:18,208 --> 00:54:19,666 - Wow. 1330 00:54:19,666 --> 00:54:21,000 - A national treasure in my basement. 1331 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,416 - Oh, it'’s beautiful. 1332 00:54:22,416 --> 00:54:24,000 - I want to get it from over here. 1333 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,583 - And what about this wine stomping vat? Holy shit. 1334 00:54:25,583 --> 00:54:27,458 - Oh, I just use that to store paint thinner and stuff. 1335 00:54:27,458 --> 00:54:29,583 You know, the smell. Oh, but here'’s the best part! 1336 00:54:29,583 --> 00:54:31,958 And I wanted to show you guys all at once. 1337 00:54:31,958 --> 00:54:33,250 Ta-da! 1338 00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:35,125 - Wow! - Whoa! 1339 00:54:35,125 --> 00:54:37,666 - Oh, my God. It'’s Vladimir'’s story about the witch. 1340 00:54:37,666 --> 00:54:41,500 - You, uh, are very good painter, Becky. 1341 00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:43,916 - Oh, no, I didn'’t paint this. It was here. 1342 00:54:43,916 --> 00:54:45,875 They'’ve been using torches down here for a hundred years. 1343 00:54:45,875 --> 00:54:47,916 It was covered under all this soot and smoke. 1344 00:54:47,916 --> 00:54:50,708 - Uh, Greg, our flight leaves in seven hours. 1345 00:54:50,708 --> 00:54:52,708 Do you want to go get all your gear and get set up down here? 1346 00:54:52,708 --> 00:54:54,916 - Yeah, yeah, I got it. - There'’s more on this wall. 1347 00:54:54,916 --> 00:54:57,875 I was hoping to finish it before you guys got here, 1348 00:54:57,875 --> 00:54:59,458 and I ran out of time. 1349 00:54:59,458 --> 00:55:02,083 - This is an amazing find, Becky--great work. 1350 00:55:02,083 --> 00:55:04,500 - Thank you. I'’m really proud of it. 1351 00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,333 - I don'’t know 1352 00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:08,000 if I'’d want to sleep with this in my basement. 1353 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,916 This is kind of creepy, don'’t you think? 1354 00:55:09,916 --> 00:55:12,000 - Oh, no! I'’m not superstitious 1355 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,500 It'’s not scary. It'’s just history. 1356 00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:16,500 - You know, I have some friends at the Learning Network. 1357 00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:19,416 They might build an hour-long special from this. 1358 00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:21,375 I mean, they'’d pay you, of course, Becky. 1359 00:55:21,375 --> 00:55:23,166 - It would also make great tourist attraction. 1360 00:55:23,166 --> 00:55:25,375 Uh, bed and breakfast. 1361 00:55:25,375 --> 00:55:27,500 People from Netherlands eat this up with spoon. 1362 00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:30,666 Uh, you could get rich. 1363 00:55:30,666 --> 00:55:32,541 - I'’m not interested in money. 1364 00:55:32,541 --> 00:55:36,291 I just want everybody to experience it, every bit of it. 1365 00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:38,291 You know, it'’s funny-- I moved here to be an artist, 1366 00:55:38,291 --> 00:55:40,125 and here I find I'’m not the first, 1367 00:55:40,125 --> 00:55:42,208 like I'’m part of a tradition. 1368 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:44,375 In a weird way, it just makes me feel...connected. 1369 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:45,958 - Hey, guys, guys! 1370 00:55:45,958 --> 00:55:49,291 - What the fuck? 1371 00:55:49,291 --> 00:55:51,083 - Wow! 1372 00:55:51,083 --> 00:55:53,083 So...does this mean 1373 00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:54,916 we'’re not getting our rental deposit back? 1374 00:55:54,916 --> 00:55:56,958 - How could they have done this with us right inside? 1375 00:55:56,958 --> 00:55:58,291 - Guys, I think we need to call the cops. 1376 00:55:58,291 --> 00:56:00,333 - How are we gonna call the cops, dude? 1377 00:56:00,333 --> 00:56:01,958 We don'’t have any cell phone signal. 1378 00:56:01,958 --> 00:56:04,250 - There'’s not enough people out here for tower. 1379 00:56:04,250 --> 00:56:07,250 - Jesus. Becky, can we use your phone? 1380 00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:09,666 - Um, I-I don'’t have a landline. 1381 00:56:09,666 --> 00:56:13,333 - Great. Can you give us a ride to the airport? 1382 00:56:13,333 --> 00:56:16,791 - Sorry. I only have my bike. 1383 00:56:16,791 --> 00:56:20,833 - Well, so we'’re fucking stuck here. 1384 00:56:20,833 --> 00:56:22,041 - Should we call a cab, or...? 1385 00:56:22,041 --> 00:56:24,166 - Yeah, that'’s great, Sarah. 1386 00:56:24,166 --> 00:56:26,958 Why don'’t you walk into town, go hail one, and bring it back? 1387 00:56:26,958 --> 00:56:28,750 - Well, good luck with that, '’cause whoever did this 1388 00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:30,083 is still out there. 1389 00:56:30,083 --> 00:56:31,583 - Oh, God, if they wanted 1390 00:56:31,583 --> 00:56:33,541 to start something with us, they would'’ve. 1391 00:56:33,541 --> 00:56:34,875 We were 10 feet away. 1392 00:56:34,875 --> 00:56:36,916 This is passive-aggressive bullshit. 1393 00:56:36,916 --> 00:56:38,250 - I don'’t know, Kate. 1394 00:56:38,250 --> 00:56:40,250 Doesn'’t look too passive to me. 1395 00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:41,750 - Yeah, well, who'’s fault is that? 1396 00:56:41,750 --> 00:56:44,333 I told you all to keep a low profile in town. 1397 00:56:44,333 --> 00:56:45,833 - Kate, how are we supposed to do that? 1398 00:56:45,833 --> 00:56:47,500 We'’re carrying cameras around. 1399 00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:49,666 - Start by not filming funerals, Greg. 1400 00:56:49,666 --> 00:56:51,250 - We'’re live, sister. - Hey, you know what? 1401 00:56:51,250 --> 00:56:52,791 At least I didn'’t get their dog shot, right? 1402 00:56:52,791 --> 00:56:54,625 - And this one yelling "witch" 1403 00:56:54,625 --> 00:56:56,583 in the middle of a bar full of psycho Euro-hicks. 1404 00:56:56,583 --> 00:56:58,833 Way to win over the locals, Sarah. 1405 00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,958 - Well, maybe I should just fuck them instead! 1406 00:57:00,958 --> 00:57:03,958 - You little bitch! 1407 00:57:03,958 --> 00:57:05,583 - No! - Hey! Hey! Hey! 1408 00:57:05,583 --> 00:57:07,708 Sarah! - Don'’t fight, don'’t fight! 1409 00:57:07,708 --> 00:57:09,041 I go! - No, no, no, guys-- 1410 00:57:09,041 --> 00:57:10,916 - I go! Stop! - Hold on. 1411 00:57:10,916 --> 00:57:14,541 - I go. I go to town. 1412 00:57:14,541 --> 00:57:17,083 Everyone loves Vladimir. 1413 00:57:17,083 --> 00:57:20,041 It will take me a while, but I will get help. 1414 00:57:20,041 --> 00:57:22,875 - Are you serious? You want to go out there? 1415 00:57:22,875 --> 00:57:27,666 - Only volunteer is best volunteer. 1416 00:57:27,666 --> 00:57:30,458 [animals hooting in distance] 1417 00:57:30,458 --> 00:57:32,041 - There'’s just a few things in here, 1418 00:57:32,041 --> 00:57:33,458 in case you need '’em. 1419 00:57:33,458 --> 00:57:36,083 - Vladimir, this is for the car. - Thank you. 1420 00:57:36,083 --> 00:57:38,708 I bring back change, okay? 1421 00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:41,750 - Dude, I want you to have that, 1422 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,958 in case of emergencies. 1423 00:57:43,958 --> 00:57:46,083 - Spaceba, brothers. 1424 00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:47,250 - Later, brother. 1425 00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:50,000 - Bye. 1426 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,666 Oh! - What? 1427 00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:53,916 - I have heart attack. But! 1428 00:57:53,916 --> 00:57:56,250 Ha! I'’m kidding. Just kidding. 1429 00:57:56,250 --> 00:57:59,166 I kid. I be okay. Don'’t worry. 1430 00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:02,000 [humming "Hungarian Dance 1431 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:07,166 ♪ 1432 00:58:07,166 --> 00:58:09,833 - Tension relief fail. 1433 00:58:09,833 --> 00:58:12,500 - So it kind of looks like rain. 1434 00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:14,125 Anybody wants some coffee? 1435 00:58:14,125 --> 00:58:15,833 - Yes, please. - Yeah, that would be great. 1436 00:58:15,833 --> 00:58:16,583 - I'’ll make it. 1437 00:58:16,583 --> 00:58:20,166 - All-in. 1438 00:58:20,166 --> 00:58:22,000 - All right, let'’s dance, lady. 1439 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,041 I call. What do you got? 1440 00:58:24,041 --> 00:58:26,083 - Two pair! Aces over 8s. 1441 00:58:26,083 --> 00:58:28,708 - You bitch. Good hand. 1442 00:58:28,708 --> 00:58:31,750 Not as good as five Vladimirs, though. 1443 00:58:31,750 --> 00:58:33,458 Yeah, sorry. 1444 00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:35,125 - Have you been playing with those cards the entire time? 1445 00:58:35,125 --> 00:58:36,958 - Read '’em and weep. 1446 00:58:36,958 --> 00:58:40,208 - Wallace is gonna hit the roof over this. 1447 00:58:40,208 --> 00:58:43,041 - "1,000 di Tipuri di Brooaste." 1448 00:58:51,416 --> 00:58:52,833 This is one of my-- See, I love this guy. 1449 00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:57,333 He'’s great. Uh, you know, this is-- 1450 00:58:57,333 --> 00:58:59,625 Lost my virginity to that guy. 1451 00:58:59,625 --> 00:59:02,250 What does that mean-- "assuming the bridge is okay"? 1452 00:59:02,250 --> 00:59:06,000 - Um, well, last spring there was-- 1453 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,375 It washed out a little bit, but I think it'’ll be okay. 1454 00:59:08,375 --> 00:59:11,833 - It washed out? Oh, shit-- 1455 00:59:11,833 --> 00:59:13,583 I mean, it'’s not raining that hard right now, is it? 1456 00:59:13,583 --> 00:59:15,000 - [chuckles] No, it'’ll be okay. 1457 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,375 - Are you laughing at me? 1458 00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:18,041 - [chuckles] Yeah. 1459 00:59:18,041 --> 00:59:19,833 - Did that sound kind of panicked when I said that? 1460 00:59:19,833 --> 00:59:21,916 I meant that to be more of like a masculine-- 1461 00:59:21,916 --> 00:59:23,041 Kind of like, "It'’s not raining?" 1462 00:59:23,041 --> 00:59:24,416 - You, uh, do this at home? 1463 00:59:24,416 --> 00:59:26,500 You have a lady at home waiting for you 1464 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,208 to cook for her? 1465 00:59:28,208 --> 00:59:31,000 - If I had a lady at home doing this for me, 1466 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,458 I'’d have no idea how to do this. 1467 00:59:32,458 --> 00:59:34,166 - [laughs] 1468 00:59:34,166 --> 00:59:36,416 - No, I mean, you know, 1469 00:59:36,416 --> 00:59:38,875 I want to direct my own stuff, I think. 1470 00:59:38,875 --> 00:59:40,291 It'’d be nice. 1471 00:59:40,291 --> 00:59:42,041 I mean, not that it'’s not super fun 1472 00:59:42,041 --> 00:59:44,583 working for Kate, who'’s just really 1473 00:59:44,583 --> 00:59:49,083 the nicest lady you ever want to work-- 1474 00:59:49,083 --> 00:59:51,291 [whispering] She'’s a bitch. 1475 00:59:51,291 --> 00:59:53,166 - That'’s terrible. 1476 00:59:53,166 --> 00:59:55,666 - She'’s just such a bitch. 1477 00:59:55,666 --> 00:59:57,791 [normal voice] Not that I don'’t like it here. 1478 00:59:57,791 --> 01:00:01,333 Not that I don'’t like it here. It'’s just that... 1479 01:00:01,333 --> 01:00:03,916 I don'’t like it here. - [laughs] 1480 01:00:03,916 --> 01:00:06,291 I think we can add those peppers now. You ready? 1481 01:00:06,291 --> 01:00:07,833 - Dude, you gonna, like, pay $10,000 1482 01:00:07,833 --> 01:00:09,625 to get one from a scalper? 1483 01:00:09,625 --> 01:00:11,708 - Just get online. - No, I'’ll get you guys tickets. 1484 01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:13,125 - What is-- what was that? 1485 01:00:13,125 --> 01:00:14,416 You'’ll get us tickets? - Mm-hmm. 1486 01:00:14,416 --> 01:00:16,916 - You mean Uncle Wallace will get us tickets? 1487 01:00:16,916 --> 01:00:18,375 That'’s very nice of him. 1488 01:00:18,375 --> 01:00:20,583 I should write him a thank-you note. 1489 01:00:20,583 --> 01:00:23,583 - Kate, are you not going to eat your food? 1490 01:00:23,583 --> 01:00:25,666 - Pretty cool. Like this? 1491 01:00:25,666 --> 01:00:27,916 - Yeah, but don'’t try to hold it steady. 1492 01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:29,416 It'’s just going to make you shake it more. 1493 01:00:29,416 --> 01:00:30,916 - Yeah, listen to her. She went to film school. 1494 01:00:30,916 --> 01:00:32,083 - And we taught her well. 1495 01:00:33,916 --> 01:00:35,541 - You taped it, didn'’t you? 1496 01:00:37,625 --> 01:00:39,000 - What are you talking about? 1497 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,875 - You know what I'’m talking about. 1498 01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:43,083 You taped it. You lied. 1499 01:00:43,083 --> 01:00:45,833 You said the camera was off. 1500 01:00:45,833 --> 01:00:46,833 Which one of you showed her... 1501 01:00:46,833 --> 01:00:48,625 - Kate. - Alex? 1502 01:00:48,625 --> 01:00:50,333 - All right, you know what, Kate? 1503 01:00:50,333 --> 01:00:52,416 Don'’t do this, not now, okay? Not in front of Becky. 1504 01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:55,666 - Um, maybe I should just go. 1505 01:00:55,666 --> 01:00:59,166 - No, Becky, Kate'’s done. 1506 01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:03,458 This is your house. 1507 01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:05,208 You don'’t have to go anywhere. 1508 01:01:07,958 --> 01:01:10,916 Listen, we'’ve all had a rough day. 1509 01:01:10,916 --> 01:01:13,166 Let try to keep it together. 1510 01:01:13,166 --> 01:01:15,208 Vladimir'’s been gone, what, two hours? 1511 01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:17,166 He'’s caught a ride into town. He'’s gonna be back. 1512 01:01:17,166 --> 01:01:19,250 - Really? Yeah, when? - Soon. 1513 01:01:21,708 --> 01:01:23,958 - Becky, why don'’t I teach you how to pull focus? 1514 01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:26,166 - Uh, okay. 1515 01:01:26,166 --> 01:01:27,750 - Put your fingers like this, right here. 1516 01:01:27,750 --> 01:01:29,708 - I begged Wallace 1517 01:01:29,708 --> 01:01:32,000 not to make me come back here with you. 1518 01:01:34,708 --> 01:01:36,000 - [sighs] 1519 01:01:37,958 --> 01:01:39,708 - Manganese granular. 1520 01:01:39,708 --> 01:01:41,875 You just put it in the glaze, and then it comes out like this. 1521 01:01:41,875 --> 01:01:43,166 - Huh. 1522 01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:44,916 - The rain'’s definitely letting up. 1523 01:01:44,916 --> 01:01:46,583 We should get out of here soon. 1524 01:01:46,583 --> 01:01:49,958 - That suits me. It'’s getting stuffy in here. 1525 01:01:49,958 --> 01:01:51,291 - Becky, those are really beautiful. 1526 01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:53,000 - Thanks. I have a lot more. 1527 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,583 You want to see them? They'’re in the kiln hut. 1528 01:01:54,583 --> 01:01:56,208 - Yeah, absolutely. Let me grab a battery. 1529 01:01:56,208 --> 01:01:58,958 - There'’s this really cool crafts fair in Chisinau. 1530 01:01:58,958 --> 01:02:01,791 Once a month, I go there, and I sell my pots. 1531 01:02:01,791 --> 01:02:03,625 - Yeah? Do you make a lot of money like that? 1532 01:02:03,625 --> 01:02:05,166 - Uh, well, not really, 1533 01:02:05,166 --> 01:02:07,041 because you kind of have to be there a long time, 1534 01:02:07,041 --> 01:02:09,458 but I do sell some, and it'’s pretty great. 1535 01:02:11,041 --> 01:02:13,291 Oh, my God. - What? 1536 01:02:13,291 --> 01:02:15,791 - [muffled] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1537 01:02:15,791 --> 01:02:18,208 - Oh, my gosh, what'’s the-- - [vomits] 1538 01:02:18,208 --> 01:02:20,250 - Oh, my gosh. - [coughing] 1539 01:02:20,250 --> 01:02:22,041 - Are you okay? 1540 01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:25,041 [eerie music] 1541 01:02:25,041 --> 01:02:27,041 ♪ 1542 01:02:27,041 --> 01:02:28,583 - We'’re filming everything from now on. 1543 01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:30,916 We can'’t let these people get away with this. 1544 01:02:30,916 --> 01:02:32,333 - It'’s fucked up. 1545 01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:34,166 - We shouldn'’t have come back here. 1546 01:02:37,791 --> 01:02:38,875 What the fuck? 1547 01:02:38,875 --> 01:02:41,041 - [gasps] - Oh, my God! 1548 01:02:41,041 --> 01:02:42,458 - Oh, my God! - Oh, Jesus. 1549 01:02:42,458 --> 01:02:44,416 - What the fuck is that? [frog croaks, all scream] 1550 01:02:44,416 --> 01:02:45,958 - Would somebody please explain 1551 01:02:45,958 --> 01:02:47,666 to these assholes that we are Americans? 1552 01:02:47,666 --> 01:02:49,791 - What? - Becky, help me-- 1553 01:02:49,791 --> 01:02:51,541 - All right, I'’m getting set. I'’m going to close the bedroom. 1554 01:02:51,541 --> 01:02:53,416 - I need the goddamn hammer! 1555 01:02:53,416 --> 01:02:55,000 Kate, give me a hand already! Come on! 1556 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,041 [indistinct shouting] 1557 01:02:57,041 --> 01:02:58,500 - Go, go, go, go, go. [grunts] 1558 01:02:58,500 --> 01:02:59,875 - That'’s good. That'’s good. 1559 01:02:59,875 --> 01:03:01,625 - Okay, is there anything else you guys can think of 1560 01:03:01,625 --> 01:03:04,166 that we can do to, like, trap ourselves in here? 1561 01:03:04,166 --> 01:03:06,875 - Look, I would rather be in here than out there, all right? 1562 01:03:06,875 --> 01:03:09,250 - We'’re safe. - Safe? 1563 01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:11,333 If they want us, they'’re going to come in here and get us. 1564 01:03:11,333 --> 01:03:13,041 - Nobody'’s getting in here, Kate--don'’t worry. 1565 01:03:13,041 --> 01:03:14,708 - Oh, and if they can'’t come in, 1566 01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:16,583 they'’re just going to fucking burn this place down. 1567 01:03:16,583 --> 01:03:19,166 - Oh, God. 1568 01:03:19,166 --> 01:03:21,541 - We need to head out to the woods. 1569 01:03:22,875 --> 01:03:24,708 - The woods? - Yes. 1570 01:03:24,708 --> 01:03:26,083 - Kate, we don'’t-- we don'’t have any gear. 1571 01:03:26,083 --> 01:03:27,833 We don'’t even have a compass. 1572 01:03:27,833 --> 01:03:30,250 Where the hell are we gonna go? - Anywhere but here! 1573 01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:32,208 - Jesus Christ. [groans] 1574 01:03:35,875 --> 01:03:38,875 [fireplace poker clangs] 1575 01:03:38,875 --> 01:03:41,416 Becky, Goran--you said Goran'’s coming in tomorrow morning. 1576 01:03:41,416 --> 01:03:43,041 What time does his flight land? 1577 01:03:45,083 --> 01:03:47,041 - What? - Goran, his flight-- 1578 01:03:47,041 --> 01:03:48,875 when does he land? 1579 01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:50,083 - Um, 8:00 a.m. 1580 01:03:50,083 --> 01:03:51,666 He said he was coming straight here. 1581 01:03:51,666 --> 01:03:53,083 - Okay, 8:00 a.m. - Okay. 1582 01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:54,208 - Right, it'’s a two-hour flight. 1583 01:03:54,208 --> 01:03:55,291 Kate? - Yeah. 1584 01:03:55,291 --> 01:03:56,916 He'’s in his car by 9:00. 1585 01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:58,791 He'’s here by 11:00, noon at the latest. 1586 01:03:58,791 --> 01:04:00,916 - All right, assuming that he didn'’t miss his flight. 1587 01:04:00,916 --> 01:04:02,791 - I'’m sure he didn'’t miss his flight. 1588 01:04:02,791 --> 01:04:05,541 - Or the bridge isn'’t out or those fucking maniacs out there 1589 01:04:05,541 --> 01:04:07,791 didn'’t cut him up the way they fucking cut up Vladimir! 1590 01:04:07,791 --> 01:04:09,291 - Enough! 1591 01:04:10,750 --> 01:04:13,208 - [crying] I'’m sorry. 1592 01:04:13,208 --> 01:04:15,083 Sorry. 1593 01:04:18,208 --> 01:04:19,416 - Oh, that'’s fucking great, Kate. 1594 01:04:19,416 --> 01:04:21,958 That'’s fucking awesome. 1595 01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:23,916 - Guys, listen, here'’s the plan. 1596 01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:25,791 We'’re gonna stay her tonight, we'’re gonna wait for Goran, 1597 01:04:25,791 --> 01:04:27,708 and we'’re gonna drive out of here in the morning. 1598 01:04:27,708 --> 01:04:29,708 - You don'’t give orders, Greg. 1599 01:04:29,708 --> 01:04:31,958 This is my production. 1600 01:04:31,958 --> 01:04:35,708 - We'’re not making the show anymore, Kate. 1601 01:04:35,708 --> 01:04:37,625 - And yet you'’re still filming. 1602 01:04:37,625 --> 01:04:40,958 - That'’s because we film everything from here on out... 1603 01:04:40,958 --> 01:04:42,375 everything. 1604 01:04:44,416 --> 01:04:48,166 - None of you ever liked me. 1605 01:04:48,166 --> 01:04:49,958 [scoffs] 1606 01:04:49,958 --> 01:04:54,083 Do you know how many times I covered for you guys? 1607 01:04:55,708 --> 01:04:58,416 [scoffs] 1608 01:04:58,416 --> 01:05:01,708 You'’ve all been laughing at me this whole time. 1609 01:05:03,791 --> 01:05:05,791 [scoffs] 1610 01:05:05,791 --> 01:05:08,791 - The sun'’s going down. 1611 01:05:08,791 --> 01:05:10,708 - Shit. 1612 01:05:17,041 --> 01:05:20,041 [sighs] Just making sure. 1613 01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:21,791 - We need to get some sleep. 1614 01:05:21,791 --> 01:05:24,500 - Yeah, that'’s great. Who the fuck can sleep? 1615 01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:26,500 - All right, great, man. You take the first watch. 1616 01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:27,500 Ladies. 1617 01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:29,000 - You can take this room. 1618 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,625 - Okay, thanks, Becky. 1619 01:05:30,625 --> 01:05:33,041 Listen, Sarah, I want you to keep that camera rolling 1620 01:05:33,041 --> 01:05:34,500 and then change the batteries, all right? 1621 01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:36,333 Thank you. 1622 01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:38,791 - And, um, Sarah, if you'’re okay with doubling up, 1623 01:05:38,791 --> 01:05:42,250 you can share this room with me, okay? 1624 01:05:42,250 --> 01:05:45,166 See anything? - No. 1625 01:05:52,041 --> 01:05:55,166 Have you had a lot of problems with these people before? 1626 01:05:57,041 --> 01:06:00,041 - [chuckles awkwardly] 1627 01:06:00,041 --> 01:06:02,625 Well, I don'’t speak the language yet, 1628 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:05,125 but, um... 1629 01:06:05,125 --> 01:06:08,583 I'’ve gotten some hard stares at the market-- 1630 01:06:08,583 --> 01:06:11,625 single woman and all living this far out of town. 1631 01:06:11,625 --> 01:06:15,125 You know? 1632 01:06:15,125 --> 01:06:17,250 And I don'’t go to church. 1633 01:06:19,583 --> 01:06:23,583 So I haven'’t gone out of my way to... 1634 01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:25,791 become part of their community. 1635 01:06:27,625 --> 01:06:29,791 But this is... 1636 01:06:32,583 --> 01:06:35,125 [clicks tongue] 1637 01:06:35,125 --> 01:06:37,791 I'’m really gonna miss this house. 1638 01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:46,250 [sobs softly] 1639 01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:56,250 - [gasps] 1640 01:06:59,125 --> 01:07:01,125 [whispering] Oh, my God. What was that? 1641 01:07:01,125 --> 01:07:04,958 Oh, my God. [shuddering] 1642 01:07:04,958 --> 01:07:07,875 [gasps, breathing shakily] 1643 01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:27,958 [gasping] 1644 01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:29,708 [frog croaks] [sighs] Oh, my God. 1645 01:07:29,708 --> 01:07:31,666 Oh, my God. 1646 01:07:36,416 --> 01:07:38,666 - Yo. 1647 01:07:38,666 --> 01:07:40,416 What are you doing up? 1648 01:07:40,416 --> 01:07:41,958 - Can'’t sleep. 1649 01:07:41,958 --> 01:07:44,208 - Yeah, I know. Tell me about it. 1650 01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:46,416 Kate went to sleep, like, ten minutes after you guys left, 1651 01:07:46,416 --> 01:07:49,666 stuck me with all this fucking guard duty. 1652 01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:52,958 - Well, Greg and I are gonna take over in an hour, so... 1653 01:07:52,958 --> 01:07:54,416 - Mm, that'’s great. 1654 01:07:54,416 --> 01:07:57,416 Then I can go and not sleep in there. 1655 01:07:57,416 --> 01:07:59,458 - Listen, Goran'’s gonna be here in the morning. 1656 01:07:59,458 --> 01:08:01,666 All we have to do is last through the night. 1657 01:08:01,666 --> 01:08:04,041 - Yeah, I mean, that'’s assuming he shows up in that SUV 1658 01:08:04,041 --> 01:08:07,500 and doesn'’t ride in here on a fucking Vespa or something. 1659 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:09,583 Look, I know Kate is being a bitch, 1660 01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:11,500 but this plan really does have a lot of holes in it, you know? 1661 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:13,041 What if he does miss his plane? 1662 01:08:13,041 --> 01:08:14,750 What if the bridge is washed out? 1663 01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:16,250 What if he doesn'’t get here? 1664 01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:17,625 And you know what? 1665 01:08:17,625 --> 01:08:19,291 Even if he does get here, 1666 01:08:19,291 --> 01:08:21,750 how do we know we can even trust this fucking guy? 1667 01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:24,750 He'’s one of them, right? 1668 01:08:24,750 --> 01:08:26,708 - Vladimir was one of them. 1669 01:08:29,041 --> 01:08:30,958 - I don'’t know. 1670 01:08:37,791 --> 01:08:39,000 [sighs] 1671 01:08:45,041 --> 01:08:46,708 - Greg? - Aah! What the fuck? 1672 01:08:46,708 --> 01:08:48,291 Get off me! - Greg, it'’s just me! 1673 01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:49,833 It'’s Sarah! It'’s me. It'’s Sarah. 1674 01:08:49,833 --> 01:08:52,041 It'’s Sarah. It'’s Sarah. - You guys all right? 1675 01:08:52,041 --> 01:08:54,041 - Yeah, it'’s okay! We'’re fine! 1676 01:08:54,041 --> 01:08:55,791 - Then stop freaking me out! 1677 01:08:55,791 --> 01:08:58,708 - [breathing heavily] 1678 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:12,041 - Greg. 1679 01:09:25,125 --> 01:09:29,583 - W-we were shooting... 1680 01:09:29,583 --> 01:09:32,125 at an all-girls school... 1681 01:09:32,125 --> 01:09:34,833 to... 1682 01:09:34,833 --> 01:09:37,125 I don'’t know. 1683 01:09:37,125 --> 01:09:38,833 [chuckles] 1684 01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:42,041 To show how things were changing over there. 1685 01:09:44,833 --> 01:09:48,125 And we were--finished the shot. We were leaving. 1686 01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,375 We were walking through the door, 1687 01:09:49,375 --> 01:09:52,583 and these two local Taliban 1688 01:09:52,583 --> 01:09:54,833 showed up. 1689 01:09:54,833 --> 01:09:56,541 And this is the South. 1690 01:09:56,541 --> 01:10:01,125 I mean, this isn'’t hard-core Swat Valley Taliban. 1691 01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:03,125 These are just local bullies. 1692 01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:05,500 You know, guys like this, they just... 1693 01:10:07,833 --> 01:10:11,375 They just come in, and they... 1694 01:10:11,375 --> 01:10:13,833 break some windows, 1695 01:10:13,833 --> 01:10:16,375 and they flip some tables, and they burn books, 1696 01:10:16,375 --> 01:10:19,041 and then they lecture the women, and they fuck off. 1697 01:10:24,125 --> 01:10:26,041 But this time was different... 1698 01:10:30,375 --> 01:10:32,500 Because this time they see me... 1699 01:10:37,875 --> 01:10:40,041 And they see my camera... 1700 01:10:43,375 --> 01:10:47,833 And the chance to make a splash... 1701 01:10:47,833 --> 01:10:50,041 to make the news in America. 1702 01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:55,375 [swallows hard] 1703 01:10:55,375 --> 01:10:58,500 So they take this little girl. 1704 01:11:00,833 --> 01:11:03,125 She'’s maybe, like, ten years old. 1705 01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:08,458 She'’d just learned to read and write. 1706 01:11:08,458 --> 01:11:10,208 She was learning English. I mean-- 1707 01:11:10,208 --> 01:11:13,583 Fuck! The future of the country. 1708 01:11:19,208 --> 01:11:22,583 And they pulled out this big knife... 1709 01:11:30,208 --> 01:11:32,583 And they made me film it. 1710 01:11:38,666 --> 01:11:41,208 [snorts] 1711 01:11:41,208 --> 01:11:44,708 [sobbing] 1712 01:11:44,708 --> 01:11:46,458 - Greg, there was nothing you could'’ve done. 1713 01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:48,458 They had machine guns. There'’s not-- 1714 01:11:48,458 --> 01:11:50,458 You couldn'’t have done anything to stop them. 1715 01:11:50,458 --> 01:11:53,666 - I didn'’t even try! I didn'’t even try! 1716 01:11:53,666 --> 01:11:56,666 [breathing heavily] 1717 01:11:56,666 --> 01:11:58,875 I didn'’t even try. 1718 01:12:46,541 --> 01:12:49,375 [inhales deeply] Hey. 1719 01:12:56,291 --> 01:12:58,750 What is it? - Nothing. 1720 01:12:58,750 --> 01:13:00,750 - All right, come on, let'’s go. 1721 01:13:06,125 --> 01:13:07,375 - What is that, a pipe? 1722 01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:09,375 - Hey, wake up. - What? 1723 01:13:09,375 --> 01:13:11,291 - What the hell were you thinking? 1724 01:13:11,291 --> 01:13:13,375 - What? I'’m sorry. I was trying to take the edge off. 1725 01:13:13,375 --> 01:13:15,083 - Dude, why the fuck would you want no edge? 1726 01:13:15,083 --> 01:13:16,500 - You guys, where'’s Kate? 1727 01:13:18,125 --> 01:13:20,208 - Oh, shit. 1728 01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:21,625 - Becky, get up. We got a problem. 1729 01:13:21,625 --> 01:13:23,666 - Becky, Kate'’s missing. 1730 01:13:23,666 --> 01:13:25,625 - She'’s not in the cellar. - Shit. 1731 01:13:25,625 --> 01:13:27,375 Way to go, Alex. 1732 01:13:27,375 --> 01:13:29,375 - What do you want me to say, dude? I'’m sorry, okay? 1733 01:13:29,375 --> 01:13:31,625 - Why would she sneak off without us? 1734 01:13:31,625 --> 01:13:33,625 - '’Cause Kate looks out for number one--that'’s why. 1735 01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:35,375 - Exactly. Even if I was awake, what am I gonna do-- 1736 01:13:35,375 --> 01:13:37,125 talk Kate from going out the fucking door? 1737 01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:40,375 - Shh. 1738 01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:41,833 [distant moaning] 1739 01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:45,041 [gasps] We have to do something. 1740 01:13:47,125 --> 01:13:50,041 - Help me. 1741 01:13:58,541 --> 01:14:00,375 Help. 1742 01:14:00,375 --> 01:14:03,208 - We can'’t just stand here, you guys. 1743 01:14:03,208 --> 01:14:05,708 - I'’m going. 1744 01:14:05,708 --> 01:14:07,458 - D-d-don'’t go out there. 1745 01:14:07,458 --> 01:14:09,166 They'’re trying to lure us out there. 1746 01:14:09,166 --> 01:14:11,916 It'’s a trap. I swear to God, Greg, please. 1747 01:14:11,916 --> 01:14:13,666 - He'’s right. You can'’t do it alone. 1748 01:14:13,666 --> 01:14:15,333 - Thank you. 1749 01:14:15,333 --> 01:14:16,708 - Okay, we'’ll all go out together. 1750 01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:18,208 - What the fuck? Why? Why? 1751 01:14:18,208 --> 01:14:20,125 Kate wouldn'’t do it for us. 1752 01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:25,000 What? She wouldn'’t. 1753 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:26,750 - You guys good? both: Yeah. 1754 01:14:26,750 --> 01:14:29,458 - All right, come on. Come on. - Oh, fuck me, man. 1755 01:14:29,458 --> 01:14:30,916 - Watch your step. - I can'’t-- 1756 01:14:30,916 --> 01:14:33,458 - Shh, shh, shh. - Shit. 1757 01:14:33,458 --> 01:14:35,708 - Don'’t fucking wave that poker in my face. 1758 01:14:35,708 --> 01:14:38,458 - Okay. Uh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 1759 01:14:38,458 --> 01:14:40,208 - Becky. - Okay, I know. 1760 01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:42,708 - Shh. - Sarah, what do you see? 1761 01:14:42,708 --> 01:14:45,166 - I can'’t see anything. Sarah, can you see anything? 1762 01:14:45,166 --> 01:14:46,458 [distant moaning] I hear something. 1763 01:14:46,458 --> 01:14:48,708 Sarah? 1764 01:14:48,708 --> 01:14:51,916 - I can'’t see my fucking hand in front of my face. 1765 01:14:51,916 --> 01:14:54,208 - Alex, shut the fuck up. There'’s people out here. 1766 01:14:54,208 --> 01:14:56,458 [distant gasp] I heard something. 1767 01:14:56,458 --> 01:14:58,166 - My God. God. 1768 01:14:58,166 --> 01:15:00,458 - Help me. - Oh, my God. 1769 01:15:00,458 --> 01:15:02,791 - I can hear her. - Oh, my God. 1770 01:15:02,791 --> 01:15:04,291 - I can hear her, guys. Come on. 1771 01:15:04,291 --> 01:15:05,750 Stay low. 1772 01:15:05,750 --> 01:15:07,125 - Wait, wait wait! 1773 01:15:07,125 --> 01:15:08,708 - Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet. 1774 01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:10,750 Please, please please. Quiet, quiet, quiet. 1775 01:15:10,750 --> 01:15:14,541 [distant moan] - Sarah, can you see anything? 1776 01:15:14,541 --> 01:15:16,916 Stop! Stop! - My God. 1777 01:15:18,291 --> 01:15:20,000 - No. 1778 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,250 - Shh, shh. Listen. - Okay. 1779 01:15:22,250 --> 01:15:23,583 [distant moan] - Oh, my God. 1780 01:15:23,583 --> 01:15:24,875 - I can hear her. I can hear her. 1781 01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:26,541 - Alex. Alex. 1782 01:15:26,541 --> 01:15:28,541 - Kate. 1783 01:15:28,541 --> 01:15:30,458 Kate. 1784 01:15:33,291 --> 01:15:35,541 - No, I-- - Sarah, can you see? 1785 01:15:35,541 --> 01:15:39,250 - I can'’t see. - Sarah, what can you see? 1786 01:15:39,250 --> 01:15:42,291 - I can'’t see shit. - Kate, where the fuck are you? 1787 01:15:42,291 --> 01:15:45,541 [suspenseful music] 1788 01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:48,250 - Oh, my God! 1789 01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:50,250 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - No! 1790 01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:52,125 - She'’s dead! I'’m going back to the house! 1791 01:15:52,125 --> 01:15:53,541 - Alex! - Sarah! Sarah! Sarah! 1792 01:15:53,541 --> 01:15:55,000 - [crying] - He'’s right, all right? 1793 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,708 There'’s nothing we can do for her. 1794 01:15:56,708 --> 01:15:58,625 [Sarah crying] 1795 01:15:58,625 --> 01:16:00,000 They'’re still out here. 1796 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:04,083 - [sobbing] 1797 01:16:04,083 --> 01:16:06,375 [gasps] - Sarah. 1798 01:16:06,375 --> 01:16:08,375 Sarah, come on. - Greg. 1799 01:16:08,375 --> 01:16:09,833 - Guys, let'’s get the fuck out of here. 1800 01:16:09,833 --> 01:16:11,625 Becky. 1801 01:16:11,625 --> 01:16:14,625 - Let'’s get back inside. - [sobs] 1802 01:16:14,625 --> 01:16:16,500 - Okay, Sarah, come on. Come on. 1803 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:18,041 - Yeah, go check the bedrooms. Go, come on. 1804 01:16:18,041 --> 01:16:20,083 - Greg, can I talk to you for a second? 1805 01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:21,625 - Sarah, go! Just go fucking help Alex! 1806 01:16:21,625 --> 01:16:23,041 - I have to tell you something-- - Quit fucking around! 1807 01:16:23,041 --> 01:16:24,500 Come on! - God damn it! 1808 01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:27,333 Alex, Alex, Alex. - Fucking bullshit. 1809 01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:29,083 - Goran'’s car is in the barn. - What? 1810 01:16:29,083 --> 01:16:30,625 - Goran'’s car is in the barn right now. 1811 01:16:30,625 --> 01:16:32,333 - Goran'’s here? - No, his car is in the barn. 1812 01:16:32,333 --> 01:16:33,875 It'’s covered in dust. - What are you saying? 1813 01:16:33,875 --> 01:16:35,083 - Oh, my God, the barn. 1814 01:16:35,083 --> 01:16:36,583 Holy shit. Where'’s your laptop? 1815 01:16:36,583 --> 01:16:37,875 - What the fuck are you talking about? 1816 01:16:37,875 --> 01:16:38,791 - Get your laptop out. 1817 01:16:38,791 --> 01:16:41,083 Come up. 1818 01:16:41,083 --> 01:16:43,333 Where the fuck is it? 1819 01:16:43,333 --> 01:16:47,291 [indistinct chatter on laptop] 1820 01:16:47,291 --> 01:16:49,083 - I mean, what, Sarah? What? - Shut up. 1821 01:16:49,083 --> 01:16:50,791 - What? What'’s okay? 1822 01:16:50,791 --> 01:16:52,666 - It'’s not even on. - The camera isn'’t on. 1823 01:16:52,666 --> 01:16:54,875 - We were just talking about this. It'’s not on. 1824 01:16:54,875 --> 01:16:56,625 - It'’s not on. 1825 01:16:56,625 --> 01:16:58,833 [key clacks] There. 1826 01:16:58,833 --> 01:17:01,083 - What is that? 1827 01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:09,708 Oh, shit. 1828 01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:12,458 - [gasps] What are we gonna do? 1829 01:17:12,458 --> 01:17:14,708 She'’s right the fuck out there. 1830 01:17:14,708 --> 01:17:17,708 - Okay. Okay. Okay. 1831 01:17:17,708 --> 01:17:21,166 So she'’s a fucking psychopath. She saw them. 1832 01:17:21,166 --> 01:17:24,166 She killed Goran. She killed Kate. 1833 01:17:24,166 --> 01:17:25,958 Why the fuck did she kill Vladimir? 1834 01:17:25,958 --> 01:17:29,458 - I don'’t know. 1835 01:17:29,458 --> 01:17:31,916 Because he saw. 1836 01:17:31,916 --> 01:17:33,458 [gasps] Greg. 1837 01:17:33,458 --> 01:17:34,958 - Greg. Holy shit. Greg! 1838 01:17:34,958 --> 01:17:36,708 Greg. Shit. 1839 01:17:36,708 --> 01:17:38,458 - What? 1840 01:17:38,458 --> 01:17:41,458 [clattering, glass breaking] 1841 01:17:41,458 --> 01:17:43,041 - Okay, come on, let'’s go. 1842 01:17:43,041 --> 01:17:44,708 Come on! Come on! 1843 01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:46,708 - I can'’t go down there with her. 1844 01:17:46,708 --> 01:17:48,416 - For once in your life! 1845 01:17:48,416 --> 01:17:50,416 I'’m not gonna stand around debating this with you. 1846 01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:53,166 Go downstairs now! [loud clattering] 1847 01:17:53,166 --> 01:17:55,083 - Fuck! - Oh, my God. Alex! 1848 01:17:55,083 --> 01:17:56,708 - [shouts] Fuck! 1849 01:17:56,708 --> 01:17:59,416 - Oh, my God! - Jesus fucking Christ! 1850 01:17:59,416 --> 01:18:02,041 Don'’t touch me! Get the fuck away from me! 1851 01:18:02,041 --> 01:18:06,541 Don'’t touch me! Don'’t touch me! Greg! 1852 01:18:06,541 --> 01:18:09,541 [loud clattering] 1853 01:18:09,541 --> 01:18:12,541 - Shh. 1854 01:18:12,541 --> 01:18:15,250 Shh, shh, shh. 1855 01:18:15,250 --> 01:18:18,541 [clattering continues, items smashing] 1856 01:18:18,541 --> 01:18:20,208 - [gasps] 1857 01:18:27,791 --> 01:18:30,791 - Just wait here. 1858 01:18:30,791 --> 01:18:32,708 - Alex? 1859 01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:36,791 [camera whining] 1860 01:18:36,791 --> 01:18:38,791 - [breathing heavily] 1861 01:18:38,791 --> 01:18:40,708 - Alex? 1862 01:18:44,791 --> 01:18:46,791 Alex? 1863 01:18:46,791 --> 01:18:49,208 - Sarah? - I'’m right here. 1864 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:52,791 - Sarah? 1865 01:18:52,791 --> 01:18:54,208 - Alex? 1866 01:18:58,791 --> 01:19:00,500 Greg, I have to tell you something. 1867 01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:02,333 - I keep this down here in case of emergency. 1868 01:19:02,333 --> 01:19:03,875 - It'’s 3:00 now. We got 8 hours until Goran shows up. 1869 01:19:03,875 --> 01:19:05,666 We got to take that thing out of you. 1870 01:19:05,666 --> 01:19:07,708 - No, we'’re not taking this thing out of me, 1871 01:19:07,708 --> 01:19:09,041 '’cause this is the thing that'’s fucking plugging the hole! 1872 01:19:09,041 --> 01:19:11,875 - I'’ve done this before. Trust me. Come on. 1873 01:19:11,875 --> 01:19:13,625 - Greg, I have to tell you something. 1874 01:19:13,625 --> 01:19:14,875 - [grunts] Here, take this. 1875 01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:16,458 - Greg. - Put this in your mouth. 1876 01:19:16,458 --> 01:19:18,875 Bite down on this. Bite down on it. 1877 01:19:18,875 --> 01:19:22,625 - [groans] - I got his arm. 1878 01:19:22,625 --> 01:19:24,875 - I got it. - Don'’t scream. 1879 01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:27,125 - [muffled screaming] - That'’s it. That'’s it. 1880 01:19:27,125 --> 01:19:30,083 That'’s it. That'’s it. That'’s it. That'’s it. 1881 01:19:30,083 --> 01:19:33,625 That'’s it. That'’s it. 1882 01:19:33,625 --> 01:19:35,291 - Can you deal with this? 1883 01:19:37,333 --> 01:19:39,291 - Bite down. Bite down if you have to. 1884 01:19:39,291 --> 01:19:40,875 Are you done screaming? 1885 01:19:40,875 --> 01:19:43,875 You done screaming? - [breathing heavily] 1886 01:19:43,875 --> 01:19:45,625 Fuck you. - Fuck me. 1887 01:19:45,625 --> 01:19:48,625 Yeah, fuck me. 1888 01:19:48,625 --> 01:19:50,875 - I'’m good. I'’m good. - You got it. 1889 01:19:50,875 --> 01:19:53,333 You got it. You got it. 1890 01:19:53,333 --> 01:19:56,625 - Oh, fuck! - You got it. 1891 01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:58,541 - What the hell? 1892 01:20:01,083 --> 01:20:03,125 - It'’s okay. Shh, shh, shh. 1893 01:20:03,125 --> 01:20:07,333 Alex, Alex, it'’s gonna be okay. 1894 01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:09,000 Trust me. 1895 01:20:11,083 --> 01:20:13,291 - What is that? 1896 01:20:19,083 --> 01:20:21,625 [gasps] 1897 01:20:21,625 --> 01:20:23,625 Oh, my... 1898 01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:25,291 Oh, my God. 1899 01:20:28,083 --> 01:20:30,875 [gasps] 1900 01:20:30,875 --> 01:20:34,333 Oh. [cries softly] 1901 01:20:34,333 --> 01:20:36,333 Oh, my God! Oh, my God. 1902 01:20:36,333 --> 01:20:38,625 [shuddering] 1903 01:20:38,625 --> 01:20:41,875 [gasps] Oh. 1904 01:20:41,875 --> 01:20:45,333 Oh, shit! [gasps] 1905 01:20:45,333 --> 01:20:46,875 Oh, my God. 1906 01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:49,791 [breathing heavily, gasps] 1907 01:20:52,625 --> 01:20:54,375 [gasps] 1908 01:20:54,375 --> 01:20:56,333 - Do you like it? - What the hell'’s going on? 1909 01:20:56,333 --> 01:20:57,875 - Greg, she'’s crazy. 1910 01:20:57,875 --> 01:21:01,375 She killed Goran, and she killed Kate, 1911 01:21:01,375 --> 01:21:03,208 and she killed Vladimir. 1912 01:21:03,208 --> 01:21:05,208 - Sarah, what the hell are you talking about? 1913 01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:06,958 - She saw them together in the barn. 1914 01:21:06,958 --> 01:21:09,583 His car is in the barn. 1915 01:21:09,583 --> 01:21:11,208 - All right, just--just-- just calm down. 1916 01:21:11,208 --> 01:21:12,958 - I'’m not gonna fucking calm down! 1917 01:21:12,958 --> 01:21:14,791 Look at this mural right now. That'’s us! 1918 01:21:14,791 --> 01:21:16,166 That is us! 1919 01:21:16,166 --> 01:21:18,416 She planned this whole entire thing. 1920 01:21:18,416 --> 01:21:21,416 - No. - She painted about it. 1921 01:21:21,416 --> 01:21:23,416 - I didn'’t pain that. 1922 01:21:23,416 --> 01:21:25,708 That was always here. 1923 01:21:25,708 --> 01:21:27,916 Iwas always here. - What? 1924 01:21:27,916 --> 01:21:30,166 - I was just waiting... 1925 01:21:30,166 --> 01:21:33,958 for Becky, for you. 1926 01:21:33,958 --> 01:21:35,416 - Becky, what are you talking about? 1927 01:21:35,416 --> 01:21:40,208 - Dude, she is fucking psychotic, okay? 1928 01:21:40,208 --> 01:21:41,708 - All right. - Listen to me. 1929 01:21:41,708 --> 01:21:43,416 She thinks she'’s a witch. - Okay. 1930 01:21:43,416 --> 01:21:45,416 - And those hicks up there do too. 1931 01:21:45,416 --> 01:21:47,541 - All right, just--just back the fuck off. 1932 01:21:47,541 --> 01:21:49,958 - They'’re not here to kill us. They'’re here to kill her. 1933 01:21:49,958 --> 01:21:51,708 We'’re just in the way. 1934 01:21:51,708 --> 01:21:53,708 - No. 1935 01:21:53,708 --> 01:21:55,958 I want you here... 1936 01:21:55,958 --> 01:22:00,708 to record what happens, like in the mural. 1937 01:22:00,708 --> 01:22:03,041 Let'’s start with a close-up. 1938 01:22:03,041 --> 01:22:06,500 - Becky, what-- - Aah! 1939 01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:08,291 - Becky... - Dude. 1940 01:22:08,291 --> 01:22:09,791 - Just let go of that, all right, Becky? 1941 01:22:09,791 --> 01:22:12,250 Becky. Let go of Sarah, Becky. 1942 01:22:12,250 --> 01:22:14,791 [suspenseful music] 1943 01:22:14,791 --> 01:22:16,500 - Sarah? [fireplace poker clatters] 1944 01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:18,500 - Oh, my God! - Oh, Jesus Christ. 1945 01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:20,041 - [crying] It'’s Goran. 1946 01:22:20,041 --> 01:22:23,041 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - Shit. 1947 01:22:23,041 --> 01:22:25,041 - What-- - No, Becky. 1948 01:22:25,041 --> 01:22:26,791 Becky, what are you doing? 1949 01:22:26,791 --> 01:22:29,541 Okay. - Oh, my-- 1950 01:22:29,541 --> 01:22:31,625 [sobs] 1951 01:22:31,625 --> 01:22:34,041 - Becky. Becky, listen to me. It'’s Greg. Becky. 1952 01:22:34,041 --> 01:22:35,791 Becky, just put that down. 1953 01:22:35,791 --> 01:22:37,500 You don'’t have to do that, all right? 1954 01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:40,250 Let'’s just talk. Becky. 1955 01:22:40,250 --> 01:22:42,791 - Greg. 1956 01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:45,458 - Greg! - Greg! 1957 01:22:50,041 --> 01:22:53,041 - Greg! 1958 01:22:53,041 --> 01:22:56,541 - Sarah, Alex, get out of here! Go now! 1959 01:22:56,541 --> 01:22:59,041 - Whoa! 1960 01:22:59,041 --> 01:23:01,625 - Aah! 1961 01:23:01,625 --> 01:23:03,666 - Greg! 1962 01:23:08,875 --> 01:23:11,541 [cries] [fireplace poker clatters] 1963 01:23:20,583 --> 01:23:22,625 - Sarah, we'’ve got to fucking go! 1964 01:23:22,625 --> 01:23:25,541 - [whimpering] 1965 01:23:33,875 --> 01:23:36,250 - Aah! 1966 01:23:49,333 --> 01:23:52,125 - Shit. Give me the camera. Give it to me. 1967 01:23:52,125 --> 01:23:54,583 Sarah. Sarah, go. 1968 01:23:54,583 --> 01:23:56,250 Go! Run! 1969 01:23:58,125 --> 01:24:00,583 [deafening croaking] 1970 01:24:00,583 --> 01:24:02,416 - Ow. Shit. - We got to go. 1971 01:24:02,416 --> 01:24:05,083 Just go! Go! - Aah! 1972 01:24:11,958 --> 01:24:14,083 - Just go! Go! Go! 1973 01:24:21,958 --> 01:24:24,666 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 1974 01:24:24,666 --> 01:24:28,541 Come on, come on. Sarah, come on! 1975 01:24:28,541 --> 01:24:31,958 - This way, this way! - What do we-- 1976 01:24:31,958 --> 01:24:34,708 - Help us! - Witch lover! 1977 01:24:34,708 --> 01:24:38,083 - [gasping] 1978 01:24:42,666 --> 01:24:44,666 - No, no, no. No, no, wait. 1979 01:24:44,666 --> 01:24:49,708 What the fuck? 1980 01:24:49,708 --> 01:24:51,958 [gun cocks] 1981 01:24:51,958 --> 01:24:54,958 [ominous music] 1982 01:24:54,958 --> 01:24:58,708 ♪ 1983 01:24:58,708 --> 01:25:00,791 Jeez! 1984 01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:08,791 ♪ 1985 01:25:08,791 --> 01:25:10,791 - [whimpering] 1986 01:25:10,791 --> 01:25:12,958 What the fuck? 1987 01:25:16,291 --> 01:25:19,208 - [screaming] 1988 01:25:21,416 --> 01:25:24,416 - [breathing heavily] 1989 01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:31,291 Oh, fuck me. 1990 01:25:31,291 --> 01:25:34,500 Oh, fuck me! 1991 01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:38,500 [breathing heavily] Fuck me! 1992 01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:41,166 [indistinct shouting] 1993 01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:47,958 Fuck me! 1994 01:25:50,500 --> 01:25:53,041 No! No! 1995 01:25:53,041 --> 01:25:54,750 [whimpers] Shit! 1996 01:25:54,750 --> 01:25:56,041 Dickless piece of-- 1997 01:25:56,041 --> 01:25:57,416 Fuck! 1998 01:26:01,125 --> 01:26:02,833 - Aah! 1999 01:26:02,833 --> 01:26:05,500 - Shit! [chuckling] 2000 01:26:09,125 --> 01:26:10,375 [man shouting in native language] 2001 01:26:10,375 --> 01:26:12,375 - Shit, shit, shit. 2002 01:26:12,375 --> 01:26:15,041 - [continues shouting in native language] 2003 01:26:26,375 --> 01:26:28,041 - No! 2004 01:26:29,583 --> 01:26:31,125 - Fuck. 2005 01:26:31,125 --> 01:26:34,125 [whimpering] 2006 01:26:34,125 --> 01:26:37,583 [laughing] 2007 01:26:37,583 --> 01:26:39,583 [gunshot] 2008 01:26:39,583 --> 01:26:42,250 - [screaming] 2009 01:26:45,583 --> 01:26:47,833 - [gasps] 2010 01:26:47,833 --> 01:26:51,125 [indistinct shouting] 2011 01:26:51,125 --> 01:26:52,583 Jesus! 2012 01:26:52,583 --> 01:26:55,583 Oh! Oh! 2013 01:26:55,583 --> 01:26:57,583 Great. Great. 2014 01:26:57,583 --> 01:27:00,333 [all moaning] 2015 01:27:09,916 --> 01:27:12,583 - [shouting in native language] 2016 01:27:20,458 --> 01:27:23,125 - [gasps] 2017 01:27:24,958 --> 01:27:27,916 Shit. Shit! 2018 01:27:27,916 --> 01:27:31,666 [people speaking native language] 2019 01:27:31,666 --> 01:27:33,458 Wait, wait. Wait. No, no, no. 2020 01:27:33,458 --> 01:27:35,916 Look. Come on, look. 2021 01:27:35,916 --> 01:27:37,916 You want my shoes? 2022 01:27:37,916 --> 01:27:41,125 I'’m not even American. I'’m Canadian! 2023 01:27:42,666 --> 01:27:46,916 ♪ 2024 01:27:46,916 --> 01:27:49,583 - [groaning creepily] 2025 01:27:59,666 --> 01:28:02,666 [chuckles] 2026 01:28:10,291 --> 01:28:12,750 - Good Canadian shoes. No, no, no, no! 2027 01:28:12,750 --> 01:28:15,666 [screaming] 2028 01:28:17,541 --> 01:28:20,208 [breathing heavily] 2029 01:28:22,750 --> 01:28:25,666 [man screaming] 2030 01:28:30,291 --> 01:28:32,541 Okay. Okay. 2031 01:28:32,541 --> 01:28:34,041 Okay. 2032 01:28:34,041 --> 01:28:36,291 Okay. It'’s okay. 2033 01:28:36,291 --> 01:28:38,541 You want me to film it? Okay. 2034 01:28:38,541 --> 01:28:40,291 Okay, I'’ll film it. I'’ll film it. 2035 01:28:40,291 --> 01:28:43,166 - [roaring] 2036 01:28:43,166 --> 01:28:46,083 - [breathing heavily] 2037 01:28:49,041 --> 01:28:50,958 Shit. 2038 01:28:55,291 --> 01:28:58,291 Oh, my God. 2039 01:28:58,291 --> 01:29:00,833 I can'’t believe she actually drank that shit. 2040 01:29:00,833 --> 01:29:03,625 [breathing heavily] 2041 01:29:03,625 --> 01:29:05,041 Oh, shit. 2042 01:29:06,833 --> 01:29:09,625 - [speaking in tongues] 2043 01:29:09,625 --> 01:29:11,500 [man screams] 2044 01:29:15,083 --> 01:29:17,750 [woman chanting in native language] 2045 01:29:19,833 --> 01:29:21,833 - Oh, that'’s not a good idea. 2046 01:29:21,833 --> 01:29:23,625 [woman continues chanting] 2047 01:29:23,625 --> 01:29:26,833 That is not a good idea. 2048 01:29:26,833 --> 01:29:29,750 [breathing heavily] 2049 01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:34,625 Oh, shit. 2050 01:29:34,625 --> 01:29:37,291 - [screaming] 2051 01:29:39,625 --> 01:29:41,833 - What did I say? 2052 01:29:41,833 --> 01:29:44,583 [breathing heavily] 2053 01:29:44,583 --> 01:29:47,375 [sighs] 2054 01:29:47,375 --> 01:29:49,625 Oh, God. 2055 01:29:49,625 --> 01:29:51,125 Oh, shit! 2056 01:29:51,125 --> 01:29:52,833 Shit. 2057 01:29:52,833 --> 01:29:55,625 - I used to have a painter. 2058 01:29:55,625 --> 01:29:57,750 Now I have a director... 2059 01:29:59,625 --> 01:30:02,375 Unless... 2060 01:30:02,375 --> 01:30:06,083 you don'’t want to be my director. 2061 01:30:06,083 --> 01:30:08,375 - [whimpering] No, shit, that'’s--that'’s cool. 2062 01:30:08,375 --> 01:30:11,833 I mean, who doesn'’t want to direct? 2063 01:30:11,833 --> 01:30:13,750 - Good. 2064 01:30:15,625 --> 01:30:17,750 Show everyone. 2065 01:30:36,833 --> 01:30:39,833 - [breathing heavily] 2066 01:30:39,833 --> 01:30:43,125 How the fuck am I gonna explain this to Wallace? 2067 01:30:43,125 --> 01:30:46,041 [continues breathing heavily] 2068 01:30:52,458 --> 01:30:55,458 [upbeat Eastern European music] 2069 01:30:55,458 --> 01:31:03,208 ♪ 2070 01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:09,000 [playing "Hungarian Dace 2071 01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:17,000 ♪ 2072 01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:19,916 [crowd clapping rhythmically] 2073 01:32:45,791 --> 01:32:47,541 - Whoo! - Whoo! 2074 01:32:47,541 --> 01:32:49,458 [applause] 2075 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:55,208 - Opa! [shouting in native language] 2076 01:32:57,791 --> 01:33:00,625 [eerie music] 2077 01:33:00,625 --> 01:33:08,541 ♪ 2078 01:34:05,458 --> 01:34:07,458 - Eat you goat dick and shut up. 2079 01:34:07,458 --> 01:34:09,625 [laughter] You stop laughing.