1 00:00:04,945 --> 00:00:07,053 (M) Yes, I took your bike. 2 00:00:07,053 --> 00:00:08,553 I'm riding it. 3 00:00:08,553 --> 00:00:10,619 And, you know, I like it. 4 00:00:10,619 --> 00:00:11,619 Crap. 5 00:00:12,163 --> 00:00:14,563 No, not you. The package fell. 6 00:00:14,563 --> 00:00:17,060 A bag of buns. Don't hang up. 7 00:00:25,397 --> 00:00:27,230 So what is it, HAgen? 8 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:28,761 HAgen? 9 00:00:29,043 --> 00:00:30,043 Hello? 10 00:00:31,893 --> 00:00:35,488 - PASTEVKA - Season one, episode one "Crash" 11 00:00:35,512 --> 00:00:41,512 ViruseProject.TV vk.com/viruseproject youtube.com/virusman t.me/viruseproject_tv 12 00:00:42,617 --> 00:00:45,759 A newspaper with advertisements. And an advertising catalogue. 13 00:00:48,569 --> 00:00:49,569 Yes? 14 00:00:50,412 --> 00:00:53,074 No. I only have one free week. 15 00:00:53,761 --> 00:00:56,729 I know it's godfather. Kim hates me. 16 00:00:56,949 --> 00:00:59,766 Yes! She told me personally. And more than once. 17 00:01:01,247 --> 00:01:02,879 When will you bring her? 18 00:01:02,903 --> 00:01:04,926 I'm incredibly happy. See you soon. 19 00:01:05,905 --> 00:01:07,174 Infection. 20 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:31,857 Are you safe? 21 00:01:31,881 --> 00:01:36,749 (F) Are you crazy? Who reads a newspaper while sitting on a bicycle? 22 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,962 Hey! Could I see you on television? 23 00:01:39,962 --> 00:01:41,662 You're the funny one... 24 00:01:41,662 --> 00:01:43,462 (M) No, I'm a professional cyclist. 25 00:01:43,462 --> 00:01:45,762 (F) Super! I'm your fan! 26 00:01:45,762 --> 00:01:47,762 I've seen all your programs. 27 00:01:47,762 --> 00:01:49,562 I just forgot the name. 28 00:01:49,562 --> 00:01:50,852 (M) Bastian PastEvka. 29 00:01:50,876 --> 00:01:53,621 (F) What a joker you are. Your last name is Luke. 30 00:01:53,621 --> 00:01:55,038 (M) You won’t be fooled. 31 00:01:55,038 --> 00:01:56,537 (F) Have you lost weight? 32 00:01:56,537 --> 00:02:01,006 (M) That's right. Listen, what can I do to fix the damage? 33 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:03,432 (F) To be honest, it’s hard for me to say. 34 00:02:03,589 --> 00:02:06,900 This is my fiance's car. And he is very picky. 35 00:02:06,924 --> 00:02:09,297 And, in my opinion, this is an exclusive paint job. 36 00:02:09,311 --> 00:02:11,011 (M) Exclusive painting? 37 00:02:11,011 --> 00:02:13,411 (F) Yes, he will want to completely repaint everything. 38 00:02:13,411 --> 00:02:15,211 (M) But won’t he want a new car? 39 00:02:15,211 --> 00:02:16,111 (F) What? 40 00:02:16,111 --> 00:02:18,611 (M) I didn’t run you over with an excavator, did I? 41 00:02:18,611 --> 00:02:21,411 (F) Who read the newspaper on a bicycle? Me or you? 42 00:02:21,411 --> 00:02:24,311 (M) Listen. I'll give you.. 100 euros. 43 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,811 Fine? And do with them what you want. 44 00:02:26,811 --> 00:02:28,511 (G) We should call the police. 45 00:02:28,511 --> 00:02:32,511 (M) I'll give you another 100 euros. And you will buy the groom another car. 46 00:02:32,511 --> 00:02:35,711 Includes taxes, insurance and full tank. 47 00:02:35,711 --> 00:02:37,311 Happy New Year! 48 00:02:37,335 --> 00:02:38,535 (F) Not enough. 49 00:02:38,535 --> 00:02:40,819 (M) No problem. Take my newspaper too. 50 00:02:40,843 --> 00:02:43,169 Maybe a couple more theater tickets? 51 00:02:44,794 --> 00:02:45,992 All the best! 52 00:02:46,502 --> 00:02:47,877 (F) Herr Luke! 53 00:02:48,886 --> 00:02:49,886 Hey! 54 00:02:53,482 --> 00:02:55,008 (M) I've arrived! 55 00:02:55,032 --> 00:02:56,786 (F) Did you forget about the newspaper? 56 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,348 (M) What did I go for? 57 00:03:00,051 --> 00:03:01,051 Damn it. 58 00:03:19,814 --> 00:03:21,887 (F) What happened to you? 59 00:03:22,917 --> 00:03:25,197 (M) Hagen's bicycle pulls to the left. 60 00:03:25,479 --> 00:03:27,823 (G) You were reading the newspaper while driving. 61 00:03:27,847 --> 00:03:29,137 It's my own fault. 62 00:03:30,824 --> 00:03:32,626 (M) Just think, just a scratch. 63 00:03:32,626 --> 00:03:36,896 Thanks for asking if the rust got into the wound. 64 00:03:36,896 --> 00:03:38,423 (F) For some reason I don’t see any blood. 65 00:03:38,447 --> 00:03:40,590 (M) You are obviously upset. 66 00:03:40,860 --> 00:03:43,525 You don't know yet what I read. 67 00:03:43,589 --> 00:03:46,765 You've never heard this before! 68 00:03:46,789 --> 00:03:50,489 Ingolf Luke speaks at an evening for dentists in GODäsberg. 69 00:03:50,489 --> 00:03:51,713 Ingolf Luke! 70 00:03:51,969 --> 00:03:58,124 What a name! The guy has a great future behind him! Lottery host! I would have shot myself. 71 00:03:58,296 --> 00:04:00,696 (F) 4 rooms. Old building. 72 00:04:00,696 --> 00:04:03,096 2 balconies. After reconstruction. 73 00:04:03,096 --> 00:04:05,024 Günther Straße 4-1-5. 74 00:04:05,324 --> 00:04:07,861 You can come and see. 75 00:04:07,904 --> 00:04:09,170 Shall we go? 76 00:04:09,170 --> 00:04:10,357 (M) Otherwise. 77 00:04:13,050 --> 00:04:14,850 Just like that, did you mean? 78 00:04:14,850 --> 00:04:16,050 (F) How “just like that”? 79 00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:20,579 (M) Well then. Why do we need a shared apartment? You still spend the night with me. 80 00:04:20,603 --> 00:04:23,541 (F) This is your apartment, not our shared one. 81 00:04:25,713 --> 00:04:27,262 (M) I don’t understand. 82 00:04:27,286 --> 00:04:30,286 (F) Maybe I don’t want to look at the posters of Liu de Funes. 83 00:04:30,286 --> 00:04:33,386 (M) I won’t be able to hang his posters in our apartment? 84 00:04:33,386 --> 00:04:36,368 (F) You can, but my paintings will hang next to you. 85 00:04:36,782 --> 00:04:40,423 (M) Yeah, but not the famous self-portraits of Uncle Rainer! 86 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:45,247 No, Anna. They make me depressed. Like you in your apartment. 87 00:04:45,247 --> 00:04:46,947 (F) I like it in my apartment. 88 00:04:46,947 --> 00:04:48,347 (M) Why are you here? 89 00:04:48,347 --> 00:04:50,047 (F) You don't want to come to me. 90 00:04:50,047 --> 00:04:53,247 (M) Because of these same portraits. You even have them in your bedroom! 91 00:04:53,247 --> 00:04:54,247 (F) So what? 92 00:04:58,946 --> 00:05:01,528 (M) Anna, these paintings... they... 93 00:05:01,983 --> 00:05:04,139 When we're in bed together... 94 00:05:04,301 --> 00:05:10,474 Then I feel like... Uncle Rainer is watching us. 95 00:05:10,474 --> 00:05:11,882 And I can't... 96 00:05:12,468 --> 00:05:13,502 (F) Wow. 97 00:05:13,502 --> 00:05:15,116 (M) I just can't. 98 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:22,009 Thank you very much, Uncle Rainer. 99 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:37,610 Hello Hagen. 100 00:05:37,610 --> 00:05:39,310 Hello brother. Come on in. 101 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:40,210 (F) Hello. 102 00:05:40,210 --> 00:05:42,767 (M) Thank you for agreeing to look after KIMBERLY. 103 00:05:43,064 --> 00:05:44,867 It's an honor for me. 104 00:05:44,891 --> 00:05:47,368 We were destined to meet today. Yes, Kim? 105 00:05:47,412 --> 00:05:49,943 What about the dishwasher? 106 00:05:49,967 --> 00:05:51,384 She is washing the dishes. 107 00:05:52,581 --> 00:05:54,210 Did you add salt? 108 00:05:54,289 --> 00:05:59,281 I put... triple action pills. There is already salt there. 109 00:05:59,305 --> 00:06:02,793 Complete nonsense! Salt still needs to be added. 110 00:06:02,817 --> 00:06:05,448 The car is dying. You see. 111 00:06:05,472 --> 00:06:07,826 This means you will need to buy salt. 112 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:09,129 Special salt. 113 00:06:09,153 --> 00:06:11,828 Tell me about your interview. 114 00:06:13,663 --> 00:06:15,199 This is a date. 115 00:06:15,322 --> 00:06:16,322 Again? 116 00:06:16,479 --> 00:06:19,870 Bastian, I'm sure... this time... 117 00:06:19,894 --> 00:06:21,869 I have never met such a woman. 118 00:06:21,893 --> 00:06:23,593 She... is a goddess. 119 00:06:23,593 --> 00:06:24,977 What about money? 120 00:06:25,001 --> 00:06:27,436 Bastian, this time it's for a long time. 121 00:06:29,124 --> 00:06:30,366 Is there milk? 122 00:06:30,366 --> 00:06:31,364 Certainly. 123 00:06:31,740 --> 00:06:34,034 Look, about Kim... 124 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:35,994 Thank you. 125 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,958 There's cereal there. 126 00:06:44,114 --> 00:06:46,128 Strange, it was still fresh in the morning. 127 00:06:46,642 --> 00:06:48,095 What about Kim? 128 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:51,539 Well... she's going through a rough patch right now. 129 00:06:51,563 --> 00:06:53,842 You need to be more gentle with her. 130 00:06:53,842 --> 00:06:55,853 She is constantly chewing something. 131 00:06:55,853 --> 00:07:01,322 She can't be convinced. First he eats all kinds of garbage, and then puts his fingers in his mouth. 132 00:07:01,346 --> 00:07:04,883 I can't reach her. And she doesn't talk to me. 133 00:07:05,666 --> 00:07:07,907 I guess it's all a matter of age. 134 00:07:07,931 --> 00:07:09,607 Yes, 39 is... 135 00:07:09,607 --> 00:07:11,352 No, Kim's age. 136 00:07:11,775 --> 00:07:14,813 I see..she's at that age now..that... 137 00:07:14,813 --> 00:07:17,072 Maybe you can do it. 138 00:07:17,096 --> 00:07:18,309 I have? 139 00:07:18,999 --> 00:07:19,999 Good luck! 140 00:07:20,830 --> 00:07:22,342 I'll need it. 141 00:07:22,499 --> 00:07:23,570 Hey Kim! 142 00:07:23,782 --> 00:07:25,819 No Burger King, okay? 143 00:07:25,843 --> 00:07:27,743 Basti, follow me, okay? 144 00:07:27,743 --> 00:07:28,764 Yes, sure. 145 00:07:28,788 --> 00:07:29,902 Ciao, Anna! 146 00:07:30,334 --> 00:07:33,342 And don’t even think about talking about her pimple on her nose. 147 00:07:33,366 --> 00:07:34,721 Of course. 148 00:07:41,936 --> 00:07:43,155 Well? 149 00:07:46,556 --> 00:07:49,567 (F) Listen, Kim! Are you already on vacation? 150 00:07:54,805 --> 00:07:58,963 Already have plans? Have you come up with something with your friends? 151 00:08:04,995 --> 00:08:06,566 (M) Cool jacket. 152 00:08:06,908 --> 00:08:08,591 Looks great. 153 00:08:08,986 --> 00:08:11,310 It's just probably a little hot in there. 154 00:08:16,376 --> 00:08:19,874 What about the rest? Is everything top-notch? 155 00:08:25,435 --> 00:08:26,835 Understand. 156 00:08:26,835 --> 00:08:28,926 I also had such a period. 157 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:32,430 When I was your age... I wasn't like that... 158 00:08:32,454 --> 00:08:34,582 A nasty stink. 159 00:08:35,509 --> 00:08:36,964 (F) BASTIAN. 160 00:08:38,558 --> 00:08:40,732 She's going through a difficult period right now. 161 00:08:40,756 --> 00:08:42,964 (M) Anna, her uncle is a showman. 162 00:08:43,369 --> 00:08:46,678 (F) Think of something. Take a ride into the city. 163 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:50,036 It's time for me to go to the clinic, dear. Bye. 164 00:08:50,036 --> 00:08:51,829 (M) “Darling” that’s what everyone says. 165 00:08:52,543 --> 00:08:54,134 (F) Bye, Kim! 166 00:08:58,499 --> 00:09:03,030 (M) Yes, Kim! We are young, we are beautiful! What are we going to do? 167 00:09:12,977 --> 00:09:16,683 Series "Two". A total of 26 episodes were filmed. 168 00:09:17,260 --> 00:09:19,864 It was funny only because of the German dubbing. 169 00:09:20,316 --> 00:09:21,965 Who did the voice-over? 170 00:09:24,848 --> 00:09:25,848 Right! 171 00:09:25,848 --> 00:09:27,741 You don't know them anyway. 172 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,614 We have arrived. 173 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:43,247 (F) Hello and welcome! Your zip code please. 174 00:09:43,247 --> 00:09:44,047 (M) What? 175 00:09:44,047 --> 00:09:45,214 (G) Your index. 176 00:09:45,238 --> 00:09:48,927 (M) Why do you need my index? Will you deliver my order to my home? 177 00:09:51,497 --> 00:09:54,297 What, excuse me? It's very hard to hear you. 178 00:09:54,297 --> 00:09:56,321 (G) We need it for statistics. 179 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:59,652 (M) Okay. I wouldn't like to tell you my zip code. 180 00:09:59,676 --> 00:10:01,355 (G) Could you repeat it? 181 00:10:01,379 --> 00:10:02,279 (M) What? 182 00:10:02,279 --> 00:10:05,189 (G) Could you repeat it? It's hard to hear you. 183 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:06,389 (M) What to repeat? 184 00:10:06,413 --> 00:10:09,183 (F) I don't know. That's why I ask you to repeat. 185 00:10:10,061 --> 00:10:12,061 (M) I.. I would like to place an order. 186 00:10:12,061 --> 00:10:13,761 (G) Your zip code, please. 187 00:10:13,761 --> 00:10:15,761 (M) I wouldn't like to tell you my zip code. 188 00:10:15,761 --> 00:10:16,861 (F) I can’t hear you. 189 00:10:16,861 --> 00:10:17,661 (M) What? 190 00:10:17,661 --> 00:10:18,661 (G) Repeat. 191 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:22,061 (M) I wouldn't like to tell you my zip code. 192 00:10:22,061 --> 00:10:24,061 (G) Don't worry about confidentiality. 193 00:10:24,061 --> 00:10:25,661 (M) What took so long, cretin? 194 00:10:25,661 --> 00:10:26,661 I'm a cretin myself. 195 00:10:26,661 --> 00:10:29,172 (G) Will you tell me your code or shall we proceed to the order? 196 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,496 (M) No really. 197 00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:32,196 (G) Don't you want to place an order? 198 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:34,035 (M) Go already, idiot! 199 00:10:34,337 --> 00:10:35,406 Damn you! 200 00:10:35,406 --> 00:10:38,406 I want to place an order, but I don't want to tell you my zip code. 201 00:10:38,406 --> 00:10:39,606 Kim, where are you going? 202 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,338 (F) I'm listening to you. 203 00:10:41,751 --> 00:10:43,251 (M) No longer necessary. 204 00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:44,451 (F) I can’t hear you. 205 00:10:44,451 --> 00:10:46,168 (M) No longer necessary! 206 00:10:46,168 --> 00:10:48,076 (F) All the best, Herr PastEvka. 207 00:10:51,528 --> 00:10:53,188 (M) It sticks a little. 208 00:10:53,476 --> 00:10:56,985 In the city you don't have to wear a seat belt. No need. 209 00:10:58,370 --> 00:11:00,525 So. Guess this one. 210 00:11:06,593 --> 00:11:08,097 (F) Shit. 211 00:11:12,676 --> 00:11:15,969 (M) Not bad. This is the International Observer. 212 00:11:16,002 --> 00:11:18,002 From the 70s. CDF channel. 213 00:11:18,002 --> 00:11:21,814 This program no longer exists. But I have a DVD somewhere. 214 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:23,066 (F) Congratulations. 215 00:11:25,637 --> 00:11:27,529 (M) Okay, let's make it simpler. 216 00:11:27,849 --> 00:11:29,603 What is this? 217 00:11:36,422 --> 00:11:37,957 You should know. 218 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,474 OK. How old are you? 13? 219 00:11:41,611 --> 00:11:43,196 Okay, you're 13. 220 00:11:43,196 --> 00:11:45,960 But I could see it. Channel "Cable Intelligence". 221 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,000 It's that simple. 222 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:50,641 This is Dallas. 223 00:11:51,061 --> 00:11:52,872 "DALLAS", LARRY HAGMAN. 224 00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:54,807 Starred in I Dream of Jeannie. 225 00:11:54,807 --> 00:11:56,699 I have DVD. 226 00:11:58,788 --> 00:11:59,988 Just a second. 227 00:12:04,453 --> 00:12:07,045 And why did the granny run into a red light? 228 00:12:07,069 --> 00:12:08,761 (F) We had red. 229 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,247 (M) It turned out stupid. 230 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:17,408 (F) Nothing serious, Kim. Small crack. 231 00:12:19,385 --> 00:12:21,685 In a month everything will be over. 232 00:12:23,004 --> 00:12:24,302 (M) Okay. 233 00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:26,510 But now the pimple is no longer visible. 234 00:12:26,510 --> 00:12:28,853 (F) What an ass you are! 235 00:12:33,070 --> 00:12:35,742 Did you tell her not to wear her seat belt? 236 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:39,624 (M) She lied, didn’t she? 237 00:12:39,648 --> 00:12:41,989 No wonder no one in the class likes her. 238 00:12:42,134 --> 00:12:48,388 (F) Bastian, you didn’t think that for a teenager means walking around with a bandage on your nose for a whole month? 239 00:12:48,399 --> 00:12:49,399 (M) A month? 240 00:12:51,757 --> 00:12:57,205 It would be fine if it was a leg, but the nose, of course... is always in sight. 241 00:12:59,124 --> 00:13:00,969 How to breathe? 242 00:13:00,969 --> 00:13:01,969 (G) Through the ears. 243 00:13:02,352 --> 00:13:05,031 (M) What can I say? I'm terribly sorry. 244 00:13:07,571 --> 00:13:10,287 Should I say this to her and not to you? 245 00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:11,502 (F) Forward. 246 00:13:11,502 --> 00:13:15,102 (M) Not now. She's just been treated, she'll want to smoke. 247 00:13:15,102 --> 00:13:16,619 (F) Bastian, she is 13 years old. 248 00:13:16,619 --> 00:13:18,321 (M) Banning is no longer useful. 249 00:13:18,887 --> 00:13:19,887 Yes. 250 00:13:25,051 --> 00:13:26,499 Hello! 251 00:13:30,087 --> 00:13:31,247 Come on. 252 00:13:31,271 --> 00:13:33,870 Old man, what are you doing here? Everything is fine? 253 00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:35,130 Relatively. 254 00:13:36,006 --> 00:13:37,506 I'm in trouble. 255 00:13:37,506 --> 00:13:38,706 What happened? 256 00:13:38,706 --> 00:13:40,647 A police report was filed against me. 257 00:13:40,671 --> 00:13:41,671 Is it true? 258 00:13:41,671 --> 00:13:47,260 Some idiot on a bike scratched a lady car, said that he was Ingolf Luke and ran away. 259 00:13:48,136 --> 00:13:49,602 Can't be. 260 00:13:49,626 --> 00:13:51,026 There are enough cretins everywhere. 261 00:13:51,026 --> 00:13:52,166 Wow! 262 00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:53,590 Yeah. 263 00:13:53,590 --> 00:14:00,494 Now I have to get tested by the police and pray so that Express journalists don’t get wind of anything. 264 00:14:00,494 --> 00:14:01,424 Crap. 265 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:05,196 And today I have another event in Godesberg. 266 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,582 In Godesberg? 267 00:14:06,603 --> 00:14:08,060 What kind of event? 268 00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:09,784 Something related to charity. 269 00:14:09,784 --> 00:14:10,784 Yeah, yeah... 270 00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:12,239 You'll have to jump off. 271 00:14:12,239 --> 00:14:13,972 It's not the last. 272 00:14:13,996 --> 00:14:16,316 Listen, won't you replace me? 273 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:21,336 They want some celebrity Otherwise they'll skin me three times. 274 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:26,017 I would agree but I need to prepare for tomorrow's filming. 275 00:14:26,017 --> 00:14:27,859 I asked just in case. 276 00:14:28,315 --> 00:14:30,115 Ingolf, I have to go. 277 00:14:30,115 --> 00:14:31,115 Good luck! 278 00:14:31,115 --> 00:14:32,170 Thank you. 279 00:14:35,531 --> 00:14:36,531 (F) Yes. 280 00:14:38,596 --> 00:14:39,596 No. 281 00:14:40,453 --> 00:14:42,760 Yes. Ciao, dad. 282 00:14:45,578 --> 00:14:46,950 (M) Your father? 283 00:14:48,462 --> 00:14:50,901 (F) No, a friend nicknamed “Dad”. 284 00:14:52,008 --> 00:14:54,708 (M) Did he say how the interview went? 285 00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:56,927 (F) He is dating a woman. I'm not stupid. 286 00:14:58,454 --> 00:15:03,342 (M) Listen, I talked to Anna. With your nose.. this is nonsense... 287 00:15:03,899 --> 00:15:06,011 If you're lucky, it will pass in two weeks. 288 00:15:06,011 --> 00:15:09,562 Depends on the bone. Your bones are strong. 289 00:15:11,259 --> 00:15:13,314 In terms of health. 290 00:15:15,592 --> 00:15:17,830 Listen, is smoking compulsory? 291 00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:18,830 (F) Yes. 292 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:19,950 (M) Of course. 293 00:15:21,856 --> 00:15:24,513 Listen... this whole story... 294 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:28,709 If there's anything I can do to make this better... just tell me. 295 00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:39,007 My zip code: 5-0-6-7-5. 296 00:15:39,031 --> 00:15:41,318 (F) I can’t hear you well. 297 00:16:03,453 --> 00:16:04,853 Hello Bastian. 298 00:16:04,853 --> 00:16:06,417 (M) Hello, Esther. 299 00:16:06,441 --> 00:16:09,641 Ex-wife. We quarreled over our villa. 300 00:16:09,641 --> 00:16:10,841 Is Regina there? 301 00:16:10,841 --> 00:16:11,841 (F) Yes, and... 302 00:16:12,123 --> 00:16:13,123 (M) Thank you. 303 00:16:13,887 --> 00:16:15,652 Greetings, Regina. 304 00:16:15,972 --> 00:16:17,172 (F) Hello, Bastian. 305 00:16:17,172 --> 00:16:18,679 (M) This is a sensation! 306 00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:20,879 (F) Listen to me carefully. Shut up! 307 00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:23,264 (M) Ingolf as a consolation prize in Gödesberg. 308 00:16:23,288 --> 00:16:24,961 (F) I highly recommend... 309 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:29,385 (M) You can win in our lottery a week of relaxation in a sports hotel in ReutmUhl! 310 00:16:29,385 --> 00:16:32,785 In addition, you can take the funicular to Mount HexenbErg. 311 00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:35,843 Where are you with a cup of coffee and fresh buns... 312 00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:38,725 Great, Bastian! You're in your repertoire. 313 00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:41,017 (F) Listen when they tell you something. 314 00:16:41,419 --> 00:16:42,619 (M) Hello, Ingolf. 315 00:16:42,619 --> 00:16:45,219 Why did you introduce yourself to the lady as Ingolf Luke? 316 00:16:45,219 --> 00:16:46,019 Not true. 317 00:16:46,019 --> 00:16:46,819 Is it true! 318 00:16:46,819 --> 00:16:51,219 I said my name. And she answered: “You are Ingolf Luke. I know you.” 319 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:54,783 Certainly. You decided to joke and said: "You're right." 320 00:16:54,783 --> 00:16:55,783 You are right. 321 00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:56,821 Jerk. 322 00:16:56,845 --> 00:16:59,551 (F) Guys, with Express you can solve everything. 323 00:16:59,712 --> 00:17:01,412 (M) What an ass you are! 324 00:17:01,412 --> 00:17:04,520 Have you ever thought about the others? 325 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,388 The main thing is to make jokes. 326 00:17:06,832 --> 00:17:10,803 Damaged a woman's car. Big deal, I'll say that I'm Ingolf Luke. 327 00:17:10,803 --> 00:17:13,000 Ingolf, you know such people... 328 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,423 Yes, I know, I know... 329 00:17:14,447 --> 00:17:17,596 But I can negotiate with them without exposing others. 330 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,393 Tell me why did you run away? 331 00:17:19,393 --> 00:17:22,168 I didn't run away! I even paid this woman. 332 00:17:22,168 --> 00:17:24,057 You see... you see! 333 00:17:24,365 --> 00:17:27,474 At least once I listened to myself from the outside. 334 00:17:27,593 --> 00:17:30,376 You are incapable of feeling social responsibility. 335 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,115 Regina, as my manager, tell me what to do. 336 00:17:34,115 --> 00:17:36,045 Right. What should I do? 337 00:17:36,069 --> 00:17:39,933 You will hold the lottery for me. And take a ride on the funicular. 338 00:17:40,797 --> 00:17:43,608 Yes, thank you, Regina. This was what I was missing... 339 00:17:43,608 --> 00:17:45,441 (F) Sorry. He was good. 340 00:17:45,441 --> 00:17:47,229 (M) Did someone ask you to joke? 341 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,208 OK. 342 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,259 (F) Good afternoon, PastEvka! 343 00:18:09,748 --> 00:18:11,251 (M) Hello, Frau Bruck. 344 00:18:11,275 --> 00:18:14,714 (F) Did you steal my newspaper? This is disgusting. 345 00:18:14,738 --> 00:18:16,978 (M) A newspaper? I? I don't read newspapers. 346 00:18:16,978 --> 00:18:19,123 (G) It was lying in front of your door. 347 00:18:19,147 --> 00:18:22,247 Do you know how much a subscription costs? 22 euros! 348 00:18:22,247 --> 00:18:23,947 (M) You've seen enough television! 349 00:18:23,947 --> 00:18:29,933 (G) I can tell the newspapers about this. "TV Star" Bastian PastEvka steals newspapers from students." 350 00:18:29,957 --> 00:18:31,957 (M) The Express newspaper will be glad to see you. 351 00:18:31,957 --> 00:18:35,694 (F) You are a pig, PastEvka! A real pig! 352 00:18:35,718 --> 00:18:36,779 (M) Okay. 353 00:18:40,543 --> 00:18:43,174 And she's on a roll, don't you think? 354 00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:51,417 Dentists. 355 00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:54,066 (F) I need to go to the toilet. 356 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,297 (M) I'm finishing. 357 00:18:55,321 --> 00:18:56,474 (G) It's urgent. 358 00:18:56,498 --> 00:18:58,079 (M) Kim, two minutes. 359 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:02,313 (F) He's right. You are not capable feel social responsibility. 360 00:19:03,882 --> 00:19:05,362 (M) What is it? 361 00:19:08,642 --> 00:19:10,128 Wonderful. 362 00:19:13,589 --> 00:19:15,751 Kim, did you touch anything? 363 00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:16,892 (F) No! 364 00:19:16,916 --> 00:19:18,673 (M) How dare she? 365 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,721 Frau Bruck, give me the corks! 366 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,166 (F) I sent them to Express. 367 00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:36,317 (M) I didn’t have time to shave and I look like an idiot. 368 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,352 (F) Shaving has nothing to do with it. 369 00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:43,584 (M) Okay. What if I admit that I stole the newspaper? 370 00:19:43,789 --> 00:19:47,200 (F) There is no need to admit this. I already know this. 371 00:19:47,224 --> 00:19:49,624 (M) Do you deliberately want to humiliate me? 372 00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:50,716 (F) Exactly. 373 00:19:53,532 --> 00:19:55,811 (M) Well, let's continue. 374 00:19:55,835 --> 00:19:58,062 Meet! The highlight of our program. 375 00:19:58,086 --> 00:20:03,387 I am glad that our Chechen project managed to attract a famous person. 376 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:08,595 Unfortunately, Ingolf Luke could not come today. 377 00:20:08,619 --> 00:20:13,086 However, come with me Let's welcome a crazy comedian instead... 378 00:20:13,452 --> 00:20:15,352 Bastiana Pastevko. 379 00:20:27,373 --> 00:20:28,663 Hello. 380 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,816 Yes. Good afternoon everyone. 381 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:35,664 I feel a shy joy in being here. You know, no one likes dentists. 382 00:20:35,664 --> 00:20:39,596 And for me, imagine today we have to deal with eighty at once. 383 00:20:43,897 --> 00:20:46,920 Well then let's get straight to the point. 384 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,816 and find out the winner of our... lottery. 385 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,175 How interesting. Attention. 386 00:20:52,449 --> 00:20:54,851 We all think about... the drum. 387 00:20:56,285 --> 00:20:58,540 And about today's exciting evening. 388 00:20:59,935 --> 00:21:00,935 So. 389 00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:02,999 The winner has been selected. 390 00:21:03,961 --> 00:21:08,024 This is... Doctor... Ingmar Voges. 391 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,214 Well, Dr. Foges... 392 00:21:14,981 --> 00:21:16,514 Are you with us? 393 00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:28,016 Turn off this crap. 394 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,780 Can't be. This lady again. 395 00:21:53,415 --> 00:21:54,787 Here you go. 396 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,492 I can't believe my eyes. 397 00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:00,746 HAgen? 398 00:22:00,770 --> 00:22:01,849 Bastian? 399 00:22:01,873 --> 00:22:02,973 Kim? 400 00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:04,388 What's wrong with you? 401 00:22:05,081 --> 00:22:06,381 (F) Ask him. 402 00:22:06,381 --> 00:22:07,381 Oh no. 403 00:22:07,381 --> 00:22:10,581 (M) Oh, no. Did you report Ingolf Luke to the police? 404 00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:12,427 (F) No, I reported you. 405 00:22:12,427 --> 00:22:14,227 (M) No, you reported Ingolf Luke. 406 00:22:14,227 --> 00:22:16,227 (G) You said that your name is Ingolf Luke. - (M) Hey! 407 00:22:16,227 --> 00:22:18,927 (M) No. I said my name is Bastian PastEvka. 408 00:22:18,927 --> 00:22:20,127 What's going on here? 409 00:22:20,127 --> 00:22:20,927 Just a second! 410 00:22:20,927 --> 00:22:22,227 (F) You bumped into me. 411 00:22:22,227 --> 00:22:23,427 (M) What are you talking about? 412 00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:26,127 (F) This ass crashed into me today and ran away. 413 00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:27,427 (M) That ass is my brother! 414 00:22:27,427 --> 00:22:30,327 (F) I don’t care. He smashed my Golf with his bicycle. 415 00:22:30,327 --> 00:22:31,527 (M) My bike? 416 00:22:31,527 --> 00:22:32,827 He's fine. 417 00:22:32,827 --> 00:22:35,827 Bastian, what have you done? Look at Kim! 418 00:22:35,827 --> 00:22:37,527 (F) He crashed into my Golf. 419 00:22:37,527 --> 00:22:38,727 (M) And she smokes! 420 00:22:38,727 --> 00:22:39,527 I see. 421 00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:40,427 (F) And escaped! 422 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:41,627 (M) I didn't run away. 423 00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:43,827 (F) He crashed into my car and ran away! 424 00:22:43,827 --> 00:22:50,361 (M) This morning it was your fiance's car. “Oh, my friend is so picky. God forbid he sees!” 425 00:22:50,530 --> 00:22:51,960 Do you have a fiance? 426 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:56,522 (F) Kiss my ass... idiots! 427 00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:01,869 (M) Goddess. Real! 428 00:23:07,109 --> 00:23:08,109 Put it out! 429 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,937 (G) HAgen still not talking to you? 430 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,894 (M) He seems to have calmed down a little. 431 00:23:20,457 --> 00:23:21,988 (F) And Ingolf? 432 00:23:22,516 --> 00:23:23,884 (M) Ingolf? 433 00:23:24,732 --> 00:23:29,441 He opened the goat enclosure today at the Bad Münstereifel Zoo. 434 00:23:30,851 --> 00:23:32,109 (F) Come on. 435 00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:35,246 (M) It was a bad day. 436 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:42,656 (F) Let's fix this. 437 00:23:44,242 --> 00:23:46,557 It's not for nothing that I'm a nurse. 438 00:23:46,972 --> 00:23:48,472 (M) Okay. 439 00:24:00,834 --> 00:24:02,975 Thank you very much, Uncle Rainer. 440 00:24:02,999 --> 00:24:10,999