1 00:00:22,163 --> 00:00:27,220 By WiLLiAM BENDER Contact : WiLLiAMBNDR2024@GMAiL.COM 2 00:00:30,410 --> 00:00:35,290 "Fuego Del Culo" Girl, if it itches, it's class. 3 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:51,070 Hey girl, want some brown liquor? 4 00:00:51,410 --> 00:00:53,050 Brown liquor don't make this pussy bad. 5 00:00:53,670 --> 00:00:54,850 Tequila it is. 6 00:00:55,710 --> 00:00:56,130 Need that? 7 00:00:57,150 --> 00:00:57,470 No. 8 00:01:00,430 --> 00:01:01,610 Viva la revolution! 9 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:04,410 That's that shit right there, make your pussy pop with it. 10 00:01:04,470 --> 00:01:05,090 Yes, ma'am. 11 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:07,030 So what are you doing here anyway? 12 00:01:07,490 --> 00:01:08,590 What do you think I'm doing here? 13 00:01:09,490 --> 00:01:10,950 I'm starting an opening season. 14 00:01:11,490 --> 00:01:12,530 Been there, done that. 15 00:01:13,730 --> 00:01:14,790 Pick up the phone! 16 00:01:15,010 --> 00:01:15,830 Pick up the phone! 17 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:16,710 Richie? 18 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:17,850 Tiana, hey. 19 00:01:18,490 --> 00:01:21,570 I thought it'd be easier for the audience if we didn't have to make more texts. 20 00:01:21,770 --> 00:01:22,570 Yeah, that makes sense. 21 00:01:22,630 --> 00:01:23,870 Because you know these motherfuckers can't read. 22 00:01:24,730 --> 00:01:25,430 I know. 23 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:27,130 Who goes to see your ways, brothers-in-law? 24 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:31,310 Well, it's nice to phone meet you in this super awkward way. 25 00:01:31,870 --> 00:01:33,450 Likewise, but I gotta be honest. 26 00:01:33,610 --> 00:01:37,310 When I seen your profile, I made a bitch almost white laugh because you look mad goofy. 27 00:01:38,270 --> 00:01:40,930 But surprisingly, you know, goofy niggas got big dicks. 28 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:42,130 So, here we are. 29 00:01:42,350 --> 00:01:43,650 I take you for a Jersey girl. 30 00:01:44,030 --> 00:01:44,830 A Jersey girl? 31 00:01:45,390 --> 00:01:46,990 Listen, I love Jersey, yeah. 32 00:01:47,290 --> 00:01:48,190 But I'm a Harlem girl. 33 00:01:48,370 --> 00:01:49,730 Born and motherfucking raised. 34 00:01:49,870 --> 00:01:50,790 Real niggas own. 35 00:01:51,030 --> 00:01:51,330 Yeah. 36 00:01:51,670 --> 00:01:53,390 Oh, so you're black. 37 00:01:53,390 --> 00:01:56,270 No, motherfucker. 38 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:57,650 I'm black. 39 00:01:58,950 --> 00:01:59,830 All cats. 40 00:02:00,230 --> 00:02:01,170 No cats. 41 00:02:01,490 --> 00:02:01,990 But cats. 42 00:02:02,870 --> 00:02:03,810 Fuck all y'all. 43 00:02:05,630 --> 00:02:07,190 Bitch, spit them pearls back out. 44 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:09,550 Like, what's your shit? 45 00:02:11,410 --> 00:02:11,850 Hello? 46 00:02:12,130 --> 00:02:12,810 So, tell me. 47 00:02:13,070 --> 00:02:14,570 What's your favorite scary movie? 48 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:17,070 I don't really do them. 49 00:02:17,210 --> 00:02:18,610 You know, all the super tropes and shit. 50 00:02:18,690 --> 00:02:20,590 Why is it always the white bitch at the end? 51 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:22,470 Because they know it's too hard to kill a sister. 52 00:02:22,470 --> 00:02:23,270 You know what I'm saying? 53 00:02:23,370 --> 00:02:26,970 Because if the sister can survive government cheese, we can survive anything. 54 00:02:28,050 --> 00:02:30,470 You know, it might help if you met me outside. 55 00:02:31,090 --> 00:02:31,670 Met you outside? 56 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:32,950 Boy, you're just neat neat. 57 00:02:33,930 --> 00:02:34,510 What's your sign? 58 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:35,530 Must be a Scorpio. 59 00:02:35,930 --> 00:02:36,590 How'd you know? 60 00:02:37,010 --> 00:02:37,710 Good dick, though. 61 00:02:37,970 --> 00:02:38,930 But toxic as hell. 62 00:02:39,270 --> 00:02:40,890 Hey, is the restaurant here at Allen? 63 00:02:40,990 --> 00:02:41,630 Yes, sir. 64 00:02:41,690 --> 00:02:43,010 You put it above your ass. 65 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:44,330 We're all there? 66 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:45,470 Nah, not today. 67 00:02:45,610 --> 00:02:46,450 Shoot, bitch. 68 00:02:46,570 --> 00:02:47,050 Heard you all. 69 00:02:47,390 --> 00:02:47,790 Okay. 70 00:02:48,070 --> 00:02:49,290 I'm coming down to Allen now. 71 00:02:50,190 --> 00:02:50,510 I'm here. 72 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:51,150 Can you see me? 73 00:02:51,150 --> 00:02:51,930 I'm waving. 74 00:02:52,770 --> 00:02:53,210 No. 75 00:02:54,370 --> 00:02:56,050 The person I'm looking at's not waving. 76 00:02:57,190 --> 00:02:58,550 In fact, they're just staring at me. 77 00:02:58,790 --> 00:03:00,110 Well, stare at his ass back. 78 00:03:00,810 --> 00:03:01,550 And don't blink. 79 00:03:01,770 --> 00:03:02,350 Never blink. 80 00:03:02,430 --> 00:03:03,850 You got to scratch the lips if you're gonna blink. 81 00:03:04,390 --> 00:03:06,030 Oh, they're walking towards me now. 82 00:03:06,970 --> 00:03:08,150 Oh my, oh no, they haven't even died. 83 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:09,930 Why don't I meet his ass over here? 84 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:11,870 I thought that's not the worst part. 85 00:03:12,470 --> 00:03:20,910 The worst part is, you know so much about horror movies, and yet you still walk into the alley alone. 86 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:25,410 Yeah, but the worst part is, you fucking with a New York bitch. 87 00:03:26,190 --> 00:03:26,690 Cuckoo! 88 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:27,550 Yeah! 89 00:03:28,530 --> 00:03:29,150 Cuckoo! 90 00:03:30,590 --> 00:03:31,290 Cuckoo! 91 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:33,830 Cuckoo! 92 00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:45,810 Damn, he's on some Avenger shit. 93 00:03:59,490 --> 00:03:59,930 Cuckoo! 94 00:03:59,930 --> 00:04:00,290 Seriously, Larry? 95 00:04:00,450 --> 00:04:01,410 I didn't recognize you, Bert. 96 00:04:01,530 --> 00:04:03,050 I thought you was my warlock. 97 00:04:03,770 --> 00:04:04,870 That's a pigeon, nigger. 98 00:04:05,430 --> 00:04:06,410 It's supposed to be, cuckoo! 99 00:04:07,130 --> 00:04:07,570 Cuckoo! 100 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:09,210 A hawk supernatural attack. 101 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:11,070 My bad. 102 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:12,490 Are you done? 103 00:04:14,710 --> 00:04:15,709 What the hell? 104 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,390 Bitch, I'm Teyana Taylor. 105 00:04:19,570 --> 00:04:20,649 My abs got ass. 106 00:04:20,649 --> 00:04:21,950 Get him! 107 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:23,330 Help! 108 00:04:25,330 --> 00:04:28,070 Come on guys, we can work this out! 109 00:04:31,890 --> 00:04:33,730 Somebody help me! 110 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:36,110 No, no, no! 111 00:04:42,730 --> 00:04:45,030 Now, get your rotten ass up! 112 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:46,650 Motherfucker! 113 00:04:46,690 --> 00:04:47,250 Motherfucker! 114 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:52,830 Hey Tiana, you might have kicked my ass, but you still didn't win that Oscar. 115 00:04:53,430 --> 00:04:55,050 What did you say about my Oscar? 116 00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:56,670 Did I stutter? 117 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,170 You lost. 118 00:04:58,470 --> 00:05:01,470 You're right, but I won that Golden Globe, bitch. 119 00:05:02,610 --> 00:05:03,790 Oh my god, really? 120 00:05:04,390 --> 00:05:05,790 So that's why I never watched horror movies. 121 00:05:06,010 --> 00:05:06,930 It's fucking terrible. 122 00:05:07,410 --> 00:05:09,890 Just a bunch of celebrity cameos and fart gags. 123 00:05:10,890 --> 00:05:12,470 So, you don't like parodies? 124 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,210 I'm more into Judd Apatow films. 125 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:16,410 You know, elevated comedy. 126 00:05:17,270 --> 00:05:19,310 And what is elevated comedy? 127 00:05:20,330 --> 00:05:23,830 The kind that doesn't actually make anyone laugh but makes white people feel smart. 128 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:26,430 Tuesday? 129 00:05:26,670 --> 00:05:27,290 Don't answer that. 130 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:28,630 Could be Ghostface. 131 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:30,610 Oh, come on, Elle. 132 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:32,630 Stuff like that only happens in the movies. 133 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:37,030 Oh, hey. 134 00:05:37,390 --> 00:05:39,310 I wasn't expecting you to answer the door. 135 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:40,510 What the fuck? 136 00:05:40,510 --> 00:05:42,570 Now, here's my life. 137 00:05:43,390 --> 00:05:43,810 Oh, here it is. 138 00:05:44,670 --> 00:05:46,930 Hello, Tuesday. 139 00:06:13,350 --> 00:06:14,050 Hey, miss. 140 00:06:15,710 --> 00:06:16,510 What'd you take? 141 00:06:16,770 --> 00:06:18,570 Just Ritalin for my ADHD. 142 00:06:19,190 --> 00:06:20,470 Adderall for PTSD. 143 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:22,410 Couple of Banix for my anxiety. 144 00:06:23,010 --> 00:06:24,010 Batch of voter pills. 145 00:06:24,970 --> 00:06:26,250 Book of luck getting an SL. 146 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:29,830 Jesus, Sarah! 147 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,050 How many did you take? 148 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:31,810 I don't know. 149 00:06:31,890 --> 00:06:32,950 How many come in a bottle? 150 00:06:34,830 --> 00:06:35,650 Hey, Jeff. 151 00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:37,890 Sarah, Tuesday's in the hospital. 152 00:06:38,270 --> 00:06:39,890 She was stabbed by a killer. 153 00:06:39,890 --> 00:06:41,210 You know, Ghostface. 154 00:06:41,650 --> 00:06:42,770 Wait, from Rutan? 155 00:06:43,450 --> 00:06:47,770 Why would Ghostface kill her, a.k.a. Pretty Tony, a.k.a. Starkey Love, and stab my sister? 156 00:06:48,150 --> 00:06:50,270 God, Sarah, it wasn't Ghostface kill her. 157 00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:51,990 It was somebody in a Ghostface mask. 158 00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:52,630 Oh. 159 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:54,850 Okay, that makes more sense. 160 00:06:55,890 --> 00:06:56,190 Ah! 161 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:57,770 Ah! 162 00:06:57,970 --> 00:06:58,230 Ah! 163 00:06:59,150 --> 00:06:59,670 Ah! 164 00:07:00,810 --> 00:07:02,230 I ain't the one! 165 00:07:03,670 --> 00:07:04,190 Ah! 166 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,210 Jesus, Jack! 167 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:06,830 What? 168 00:07:07,370 --> 00:07:09,210 I was thinking about wearing this for Halloween. 169 00:07:09,590 --> 00:07:13,770 My estranged, flat-chested half-sister was nearly killed by a psycho in a ghost mask. 170 00:07:14,730 --> 00:07:17,650 Now that I see her, I can't make up for the past. 171 00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:18,930 Well, hey, hey, hey. 172 00:07:19,710 --> 00:07:20,710 I'm going with you. 173 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:24,310 Not because I'm the obvious killer trying to lure you back here from town. 174 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:25,990 I'm just a supportive boyfriend. 175 00:07:26,510 --> 00:07:26,830 What? 176 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:27,490 That's all. 177 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:30,210 Okay, let's go. 178 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:30,730 Get in the car. 179 00:07:31,570 --> 00:07:33,770 Listen, we just have to make one stop on the way. 180 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:35,650 I survived. 181 00:07:36,430 --> 00:07:38,570 Oh, thanks to my lucky penny. 182 00:07:38,570 --> 00:07:40,090 Bye-bye. 183 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:05,750 I hate when y'all leave! 184 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:07,110 Kill him, young! 185 00:08:08,010 --> 00:08:08,850 My, my! 186 00:08:09,050 --> 00:08:11,330 Come on, turn off this ratchet-ass music. 187 00:08:11,470 --> 00:08:13,750 It's embarrassing, especially for black women. 188 00:08:14,070 --> 00:08:15,090 It's not embarrassing. 189 00:08:15,230 --> 00:08:17,450 I'm the cool mom everybody wished they had. 190 00:08:17,550 --> 00:08:18,090 I'm lit! 191 00:08:18,190 --> 00:08:20,330 Don't forget, I got practice later, so I'll be home late. 192 00:08:20,490 --> 00:08:24,590 You only made the team because you're black, and those racist fucks assumed you could play. 193 00:08:25,070 --> 00:08:26,410 It's 2026. 194 00:08:26,790 --> 00:08:28,330 I don't think race is an issue. 195 00:08:28,810 --> 00:08:29,790 Do you read black Twitter? 196 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:30,930 No. 197 00:08:30,930 --> 00:08:32,710 Oh, great. 198 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:34,350 Are you still dating that hoe? 199 00:08:34,669 --> 00:08:36,850 Okay, stop hoe-shaming her. 200 00:08:37,010 --> 00:08:40,590 Just because Daryl and them ride a train on her doesn't make her a hoe. 201 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:41,809 She's not a hoe. 202 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:43,310 She's sex positive. 203 00:08:43,810 --> 00:08:45,530 Well, I'm positive she's a hoe. 204 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:47,590 Hey, Daryl! 205 00:08:47,670 --> 00:08:48,510 Look at you! 206 00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:50,030 Early for Halloween, huh? 207 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,010 What you gonna see, a slutty schoolgirl? 208 00:08:52,250 --> 00:08:52,870 Howdy, hoe! 209 00:08:53,030 --> 00:08:54,210 Hi, Miss Mint. 210 00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:56,350 Love the hair. 211 00:08:56,350 --> 00:08:58,610 Very Octavia Spencer. 212 00:08:58,790 --> 00:08:59,950 Well, thank you very much. 213 00:09:00,030 --> 00:09:02,630 I gotta invite you over and make you a little shit pie. 214 00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:04,750 Ooh, you know what? 215 00:09:04,850 --> 00:09:06,890 I gotta get to African American history class. 216 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:08,330 We're learning about slavery. 217 00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:09,650 I'm trying to find out. 218 00:09:09,990 --> 00:09:10,750 It was a choice. 219 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:11,590 You see that right there? 220 00:09:12,670 --> 00:09:13,410 That's Kanye. 221 00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:14,050 That's right. 222 00:09:14,270 --> 00:09:16,630 They've been teaching us wrong all this time. 223 00:09:17,070 --> 00:09:17,890 Stay black. 224 00:09:18,890 --> 00:09:19,430 Bye, ma. 225 00:09:19,710 --> 00:09:21,270 Bye, baby. 226 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:22,830 I'm speaking fast. 227 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:25,010 Then I put some kindness in your bag. 228 00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:26,530 You know how they try to trap you. 229 00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:30,750 Okay, seriously? 230 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,990 Sheriff Grant, you don't have to walk me to class. 231 00:09:33,130 --> 00:09:33,410 I'm fine. 232 00:09:33,570 --> 00:09:35,870 Jess, there's a serial killer on the loose. 233 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,810 I'm not gonna let anything happen to my baby girl. 234 00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:40,250 Boy, okay? 235 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:41,110 I'm a baby boy. 236 00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:41,730 I'm sorry. 237 00:09:42,350 --> 00:09:44,370 I'm still having a hard time with this transition. 238 00:09:44,610 --> 00:09:45,410 It's really simple. 239 00:09:46,010 --> 00:09:47,630 Treat me like one of the guys. 240 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,670 Okay? 241 00:09:49,430 --> 00:09:51,030 I can do that. 242 00:09:51,930 --> 00:09:52,930 Slap fight. 243 00:09:53,730 --> 00:09:55,250 You call that a slap? 244 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,550 Who the hell did you do that for? 245 00:10:00,210 --> 00:10:01,350 I'm such a bitch. 246 00:10:03,350 --> 00:10:04,150 Bitch. 247 00:10:08,030 --> 00:10:09,270 Not bad. 248 00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:13,970 Who lives like this? 249 00:10:25,430 --> 00:10:28,860 Oh, good to see you. 250 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:29,700 Come in. 251 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,640 Do you want some tea? 252 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,240 Oh, my God, Mother. 253 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,720 You look like shit. 254 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,140 Hey, please. 255 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,020 This is clearly a woman who's run out of conditioner. 256 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,460 Oh, be careful where you walk. 257 00:10:38,540 --> 00:10:40,240 The whole place is booby-trapped. 258 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,560 You never know when that psycho's gonna come back. 259 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:43,580 Come in. 260 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:45,240 Okay. 261 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:45,360 I'm sorry. 262 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,920 I hate this job. 263 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:00,400 Mr. Campbell. 264 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,440 I'm Jack, Sarah's boyfriend. 265 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,900 I've heard so much about you. 266 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,260 Not a thing good. 267 00:11:08,140 --> 00:11:10,500 I've heard nothing about you, Jack. 268 00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:12,260 I assume you're a piece of shit. 269 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:17,380 But how would I know when I haven't heard from my daughter in, what, six months? 270 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,120 Six years, Mother. 271 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,680 And whose fault is that? 272 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,980 Whose fault is that? 273 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:22,500 I don't know. 274 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,400 Maybe it's yours. 275 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:25,480 That's fair. 276 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,660 We want to learn from the horror you survived. 277 00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:33,620 Look, Scary Movie 3 and 4 paid me a lot of money for a girl. 278 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,400 There is nothing to learn there. 279 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,400 But if you want to talk about the house, buddy, she... 280 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,600 It's happening again. 281 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,320 Some asshole in a mask. 282 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:43,740 We have to stop him. 283 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:45,780 You're not ready, Lovebug. 284 00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:49,020 I have been preparing for this for years. 285 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:50,980 Sacrificed everything. 286 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,540 You are a terrible mother. 287 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:53,960 Come on, honey. 288 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,960 We had some good times. 289 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,940 Like that Christmas I took you to meet Santa at the mall. 290 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,120 Your turn, Sarah. 291 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:10,840 Move. 292 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,520 Hi, Santa. 293 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:16,520 Sorry if I don't sit in your lap. 294 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,040 You creep me out. 295 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:26,540 Mom! 296 00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:29,220 Santa does this every year. 297 00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:31,080 Be sure to thank him. 298 00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:39,180 That was fun. 299 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,020 Now, back to us. 300 00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:44,440 What the fuck? 301 00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:51,780 I am sorry if that's how you found out Santa doesn't exist. 302 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,260 Mother, I need your help. 303 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,420 To heal our emotional wounds and put the past behind us? 304 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,240 God, no. 305 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,640 No, to kill Ghostface. 306 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,200 Do you have any guns? 307 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,080 I am Cindy fucking Campbell. 308 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:09,300 I've got millions of guns. 309 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:14,200 But none of them are registered due to my mental health issues. 310 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:17,220 So if you could just keep that on the low. 311 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:19,460 Okay. 312 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,860 Yeah, I'm gonna be fine. 313 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:24,560 I didn't hurt myself on any of these fights. 314 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,840 Oh, hey. 315 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,100 So I spoke to Sarah earlier. 316 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,000 Oh, is she coming? 317 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,400 You know I did hear a buzzing sound. 318 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:38,460 So it's possible. 319 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,160 No, I meant to Woodsville. 320 00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:40,980 Dumbass. 321 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,160 Oh, I forgot that. 322 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:42,880 Hey, Jimbo! 323 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:43,940 Go deep! 324 00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:45,900 Oh! 325 00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:47,380 Sweet! 326 00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:50,680 Speaking of going deep... 327 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,320 I don't know if it's a good time. 328 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:56,200 Everyone knows what happens to teenagers who try to make love when there's a killer on the loose. 329 00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:57,660 Brad's right about one thing, guys. 330 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,060 Ghostface is back. 331 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,220 We need to arm up. 332 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,020 Pepper spray, check. 333 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:04,900 Taser, check. 334 00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:06,320 Butt plug? 335 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:07,600 Double check. 336 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,120 Goddamn! 337 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:11,300 You just carry that thing around? 338 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:12,620 It's easy to hide. 339 00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:17,000 In your butt? 340 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:19,840 I'm impressed. 341 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,220 What's up, y'all? 342 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:32,940 I'm back! 343 00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,380 Man, what's up, huh? 344 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:37,940 Huh? 345 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:43,680 I'm tired of you little Gen Z alpha niggas using terms like uncle and auntie. 346 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:45,980 Gaslighting and glazing and glamping. 347 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,080 Trying to make my generation sound old. 348 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:49,620 I ain't your damn uncle, nigga! 349 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,740 Shorty, you're a mother's brother. 350 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,680 So yeah, technically you are our alpha. 351 00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:54,560 Oh. 352 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:55,760 My bad. 353 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,260 It's crazy that they let you teach here. 354 00:14:59,780 --> 00:15:00,180 Teach? 355 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,520 Nah, nigga. 356 00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:03,060 I attend. 357 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,180 You look like a proud 25th year senior. 358 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,420 When are you finally gonna graduate? 359 00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:12,480 By the time we do a sequel and I gotta follow you little young niggas to college to get my check. 360 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:14,240 Wait, guys, Tuesday's a wait. 361 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,480 All right, Tuesday! 362 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,440 Who the fuck is Tuesday? 363 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,260 Hey, we gotta go to the hospital. 364 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,160 You gonna take the bus home? 365 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,540 Nah, the PJ. 366 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:22,180 Private Jet? 367 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:23,360 Yeah, jealous. 368 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,620 Man, you smoke weed all day. 369 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,600 Just play video games, live stream. 370 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,480 You literally got money doing nothing. 371 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,240 Exactly. 372 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,660 I leave the hard work for the old head. 373 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,060 Ah, shit! 374 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,660 Still the same shorty. 375 00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:39,540 Check my crypto. 376 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,840 Oh, shit, I'm up 3 million dollars! 377 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,420 Damn, now I'm down 5 million. 378 00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,660 This shit go crazy, son. 379 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:50,220 What they doing? 380 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:20,220 Ray! 381 00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:24,960 Sister Brenda, it's okay. 382 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,320 You heard the call of sin yesterday. 383 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:31,180 But the Lord has called on us to show men such like you the way. 384 00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:32,600 Come on, son. 385 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,080 Come with us. 386 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:35,680 Come on us. 387 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:37,220 God see you're coming. 388 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:38,740 So don't cheat that girl. 389 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,680 We need you to come like you never came before. 390 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:45,020 Come for the father, come for the son. 391 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,400 I'm gonna hold your hand and we gonna come together. 392 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:51,420 Amen. 393 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:53,320 Amen. 394 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:57,340 In the name of God, let it go, Ray. 395 00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:58,640 Let it go! 396 00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:58,740 Let it go! 397 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,840 Oh, my bad. 398 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:03,680 Last time. 399 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:10,140 Let's welcome a new member to our congregation. 400 00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:39,300 Even if he's sexy as hell with a big old chest as his and perky areolas. 401 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:45,640 I no longer carry a purse, put on makeup, walk around in high heels. 402 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:47,480 Red bottoms. 403 00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:49,700 What with the cute little buckle on the side. 404 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:56,080 I no longer go on blind dates and swipe right at black men. 405 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,340 White men. 406 00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:58,740 Asian men. 407 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:03,780 I no longer take trips to the Philippines looking for ladyboys. 408 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,118 To Phuket, Ko Samui. 409 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,060 Back to Phuket. 410 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:09,400 Then to Vietnam to see if I can get them any cheaper. 411 00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,640 I thought that was my anniversary, Ray. 412 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,620 Oh, this naked got a lot in my house. 413 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:18,200 I no longer stand butt naked in the mirror with my penis tucked between my legs. 414 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,980 Dancing like a dude from Silence of the Lambs. 415 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,100 It puts colostrum in the basket, Precious. 416 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,600 I'm a changed man. 417 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,640 I've been delivered. 418 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,400 I will. 419 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:28,900 I said I will. 420 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,223 I will love a woman. 421 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,487 - Women, Women !!! - Women with penis. 422 00:18:36,687 --> 00:18:40,230 - Women, Women !!! - Menses Menses. 423 00:18:45,486 --> 00:18:45,860 No, no. 424 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,260 Whoa, nigga. 425 00:18:57,740 --> 00:18:59,640 Hock to, hock to, hock to. 426 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,340 Damn, Hock, you doing it? 427 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,200 I've been delivered. 428 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,200 I've been delivered. 429 00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:33,940 Jesus Christ. 430 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,740 Oh, my God. 431 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,200 Oh, her face. 432 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,720 Oh, my God, in the morning. 433 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,860 I'm trying to get that hook for an hour. 434 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:50,960 I am, too. 435 00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:53,580 Hey, what if they're giving you the pain? 436 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,340 Is that more pain, or... 437 00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:57,440 Bitch. 438 00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,280 Yeah. 439 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:01,820 Oh, yeah. 440 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,080 Oh, this stuff good, good. 441 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,500 This stuff Britney Spears should. 442 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,980 Makes me want to get a house naked, dance around, and juggle some knives. 443 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,760 Who's that Jeffrey Dahmer look-a-like? 444 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,960 This is my boyfriend, Jack. 445 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:18,320 Really nice to meet you. 446 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,980 Looks like Ted Bundy to me. 447 00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:23,340 But that ain't none of my business. 448 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:27,940 This old stabbed-up bitch here needs some rest. 449 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,960 So y'all, get the fuck out! 450 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:30,700 Yes, ma'am. 451 00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:34,040 Oh, not you, Sarah. 452 00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:34,780 Why? 453 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:35,860 What did I do? 454 00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,320 I'm so scared. 455 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,480 Oh, Toose, you should be. 456 00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:45,820 You've been stabbed nine times. 457 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,980 And the killer knows where you live. 458 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,180 I would invite you to come stay at my place, but... 459 00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:53,440 I don't really want that kind of teacher in my house. 460 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,940 For all we know, he's standing right outside that door. 461 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,140 It's comforting, Sarah. 462 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,440 I thought I was gonna die. 463 00:21:06,580 --> 00:21:08,000 I know, me too. 464 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,100 I planned your funeral. 465 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,000 What the hell? 466 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,940 And I wrote your obituary. 467 00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:15,640 More like tattooed T wrote it. 468 00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:16,820 But you're still here. 469 00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:20,160 And I will never let anyone hurt you. 470 00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:22,500 Oh, dumb! 471 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:23,820 I should've... 472 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,140 Get off me! 473 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,160 Help! 474 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,240 This white girl here got on my shit! 475 00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:35,600 I'm a D.E.I. Oh my God, oh my God, she's fired! 476 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:36,540 Let me go! 477 00:21:36,940 --> 00:21:38,180 No, no, I'm good, I'm good. 478 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:38,540 Clear! 479 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:40,480 Again! 480 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,840 Come on, white bitch, I need this job! 481 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,640 It's not working! 482 00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:47,040 Oh, we're losing her! 483 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,360 Oh boy. 484 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:59,100 Look like there ain't nothing left but forks, cribs, and pork rinds. 485 00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:00,520 Dear Lord. 486 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,320 Ms. Director! 487 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:02,640 Check out the wire! 488 00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:04,780 The wire was the shit, baby. 489 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:09,340 That's my show, Drugs, and that Idris Elba make this coochie wanna pop, pop, pop! 490 00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:13,920 Dear Lord, please accept this white bitch and... 491 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:14,660 Oh! 492 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,440 The love works in mysterious ways. 493 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,400 I'm going over it. 494 00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:21,020 I choose. 495 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,300 I will never let anyone hurt you... 496 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:24,680 Again. 497 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,880 Oh, my bad! 498 00:22:42,180 --> 00:22:42,980 Hello? 499 00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:45,360 Hello, Sarah. 500 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,480 Who is this? 501 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,840 Someone who knows your little secret. 502 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:54,840 No, no, no, I swear that wasn't a Nazi salute, okay? 503 00:22:54,980 --> 00:22:57,940 I won Prime Queen, and I was throwing my heart to the crowd! 504 00:22:58,180 --> 00:23:02,740 No, I'm talking about your family secret. 505 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,800 Oh, you're the fuck who hurt my sister! 506 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,740 Well, I had to get you to come back here. 507 00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:13,980 Listen, if you wanna fuck with me, asshole, then come and get me! 508 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,260 With pleasure. 509 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,100 Somebody help! 510 00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:25,940 Please, somebody help! 511 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,060 Bitch! 512 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,720 This the break room. 513 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,620 We all break. 514 00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:33,740 Oh, God. 515 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:41,320 Take that! 516 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,240 Please, beat me! 517 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,960 I've been saving people all day! 518 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:57,020 So you handle yours, I'll be right over here eating my falafel and my pork rinds. 519 00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:58,000 I look like your mama? 520 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,860 Time now breaks over. 521 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:10,440 You're welcome. 522 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,280 It really looks like you got hit with something hard. 523 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:17,040 Like metal. 524 00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:18,820 I told you, I fell. 525 00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:20,840 Now where exactly are we going? 526 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,420 To talk to an expert. 527 00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:36,280 Go away! 528 00:24:36,420 --> 00:24:39,800 I'm so sorry to bother you, we just wanna ask you a few questions. 529 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,920 Give me one good reason why I should talk to you. 530 00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:44,080 I'm white. 531 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,100 How white? 532 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,300 Oh, I'm talking Candace Owens white. 533 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:48,960 Hello. 534 00:24:49,260 --> 00:24:49,760 Take a seat. 535 00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:53,000 When you said expert, I assumed you meant more like Mildred Grass Tyson. 536 00:24:53,140 --> 00:24:53,400 Fuck. 537 00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:55,280 I'm Sarah Campbell. 538 00:24:55,780 --> 00:24:56,900 I was attacked last night. 539 00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:57,680 I think you should leave. 540 00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:00,820 I don't wanna get stabbed, and I don't like COVID, okay? 541 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:01,680 Please, come on. 542 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:02,640 Just two minutes. 543 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,420 That's all I'm asking. 544 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:04,340 No, no. 545 00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:06,200 I'll give you eight minutes. 546 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,340 And another thing. 547 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,380 Oh, I gotta tell you to go. 548 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,980 Now you guys go. 549 00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:19,420 When did the work week become the woke week? 550 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,860 We've got Black Friday. 551 00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:21,440 What's next? 552 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,300 Mulatto Monday? 553 00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:24,020 I mean Yellow Thursday? 554 00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:24,980 Yeah. 555 00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:26,020 Come on. 556 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,860 Let me get this out of the way. 557 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,000 Come on. 558 00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:33,940 Oh. 559 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,200 Oh, this is bad. 560 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:37,100 Yep. 561 00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:37,940 You're good. 562 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,640 You're Cindy's daughter, right? 563 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:42,220 Yeah. 564 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:42,780 Yeah. 565 00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:44,080 I don't know him. 566 00:25:44,260 --> 00:25:45,260 Oh, this is Jack. 567 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:46,440 My love interest. 568 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,440 No, no, no, no. 569 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:53,960 Rule number one of surviving a horror movie is never trust the love interest. 570 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:54,780 Look at him. 571 00:25:55,660 --> 00:26:01,620 He's got that weird, lazy eye poking one way, but he's drooling like a psychopath. 572 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,920 He's got that stumped leg. 573 00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:06,540 Makes the wall walk weird and creepy. 574 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,240 I don't have a stump. 575 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,520 Well, that guy does. 576 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:10,380 Oh. 577 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:11,940 You're looking at me. 578 00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:14,500 That's your instruction, Doofy. 579 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:15,840 Retired. 580 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,780 Listen, Doofy, we could really use your help. 581 00:26:19,420 --> 00:26:19,820 No. 582 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,700 I can't go back to that life. 583 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,200 Plus, we're in the middle of a global pandemic. 584 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:28,160 Okay, I hate to break it to you, but COVID has been over for, like, years. 585 00:26:29,060 --> 00:26:29,460 Really? 586 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:30,960 Yeah. 587 00:26:34,090 --> 00:26:34,890 Damn it! 588 00:26:35,790 --> 00:26:37,210 What am I going to do about it? 589 00:26:37,330 --> 00:26:37,770 Can't be. 590 00:26:40,210 --> 00:26:40,950 Get out. 591 00:26:41,210 --> 00:26:42,690 I don't want to go see society. 592 00:26:43,290 --> 00:26:43,990 And don't come back. 593 00:27:03,390 --> 00:27:04,450 Take a look, Doofy. 594 00:27:04,910 --> 00:27:05,730 It's what he did. 595 00:27:07,410 --> 00:27:10,270 Okay, just because he showered doesn't mean that... 596 00:27:10,270 --> 00:27:11,070 Yeah, I didn't shower. 597 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,110 I just take water from my mouth. 598 00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:14,370 You want some? 599 00:27:14,590 --> 00:27:15,490 No, that's okay. 600 00:27:15,770 --> 00:27:16,870 Come on, Doofy. 601 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:17,350 Yeah. 602 00:27:17,650 --> 00:27:18,150 Do it. 603 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,150 Sarah, is your give-a-wax mom coming? 604 00:27:20,370 --> 00:27:21,430 Or can we start talking about this? 605 00:27:23,890 --> 00:27:24,570 Uh... 606 00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:26,190 Hi. 607 00:27:27,410 --> 00:27:28,190 You came. 608 00:27:28,490 --> 00:27:30,130 Not in, like, 15 years, honey. 609 00:27:30,490 --> 00:27:32,050 But I did buy this. 610 00:27:32,450 --> 00:27:33,430 You rose, huh? 611 00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:34,330 Fingers crossed. 612 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,170 Oh! 613 00:27:40,150 --> 00:27:40,710 Oh! 614 00:27:41,230 --> 00:27:42,810 Oh, my old friend! 615 00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:45,150 You taught me how to dance! 616 00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:48,370 How to make a high and work pie! 617 00:27:48,690 --> 00:27:50,670 Nigga, I'm writing back to you. 618 00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:51,590 Sweet! 619 00:27:51,910 --> 00:27:53,090 What's up, Sandy? 620 00:27:53,210 --> 00:27:54,250 How you doing? 621 00:27:54,470 --> 00:27:55,090 Hi, nigga. 622 00:27:56,530 --> 00:27:57,090 Shit! 623 00:27:57,370 --> 00:28:01,070 I can't believe you thought I was dead. 624 00:28:01,230 --> 00:28:08,090 Well, between cancer from the weed, smoke, your love of the McRib, and racist cops, I didn't think you had a chance. 625 00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:09,370 Yeah, that's a terrible comment. 626 00:28:10,470 --> 00:28:11,650 Hi, Sandy. 627 00:28:11,710 --> 00:28:13,370 Stop smiling at me! 628 00:28:14,770 --> 00:28:16,330 Oh, shit! 629 00:28:16,810 --> 00:28:17,370 Wildstar! 630 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:18,590 Wildstar! 631 00:28:18,970 --> 00:28:19,530 Wildstar! 632 00:28:19,530 --> 00:28:21,710 Hey, he's intellectually disabled. 633 00:28:22,290 --> 00:28:24,190 That's just how he looks, you drunk honky. 634 00:28:24,330 --> 00:28:24,890 Hey, hey, hey! 635 00:28:25,290 --> 00:28:26,610 Don't call that white bitch a honky. 636 00:28:27,070 --> 00:28:28,030 Come on, have some respect. 637 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:30,850 I keep seeing people smiling everywhere. 638 00:28:31,350 --> 00:28:34,970 I'm not very likable, so it must be some kind of curse. 639 00:28:35,390 --> 00:28:35,990 Hey, everybody! 640 00:28:36,890 --> 00:28:38,110 Look what I got! 641 00:28:38,310 --> 00:28:44,810 Non-branded gelatine shot made with brain alcohol and GHB, so ain't nobody sipping that, making sense of life. 642 00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:45,550 Wildstar! 643 00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:46,370 I apologize. 644 00:28:46,650 --> 00:28:46,950 Take one. 645 00:28:47,050 --> 00:28:48,370 I love being myself. 646 00:28:49,370 --> 00:28:50,790 No, no more. 647 00:28:50,970 --> 00:28:51,530 Hi, Brenda. 648 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:54,190 Please do not call me by my government name. 649 00:28:54,290 --> 00:28:55,050 Call me Ma. 650 00:28:56,970 --> 00:28:57,450 Sandy! 651 00:28:59,730 --> 00:29:01,150 You dropped a tray. 652 00:29:01,410 --> 00:29:02,550 Oh my God, Sandy! 653 00:29:02,730 --> 00:29:04,190 I haven't seen you in forever! 654 00:29:04,970 --> 00:29:06,850 Oh my God, and look at you, you look the same! 655 00:29:07,650 --> 00:29:08,990 Minus the crow's feet. 656 00:29:09,510 --> 00:29:11,270 And your hair is so dry. 657 00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:14,250 Oh, and your titties dropped so far. 658 00:29:14,530 --> 00:29:17,230 Other than that, you look the exact same. 659 00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:18,550 What have you been up to? 660 00:29:19,330 --> 00:29:24,050 Oh, you know, neglecting my children so I can barely kill Ghostfish should he ever return. 661 00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:25,590 What about you? 662 00:29:26,090 --> 00:29:30,970 Well, I've been mostly just getting high school kids drunk in a desperate attempt to stay young and keep my kids at home. 663 00:29:31,310 --> 00:29:32,770 I always knew you'd be a great mom. 664 00:29:32,910 --> 00:29:33,890 Oh, Sandy. 665 00:29:34,530 --> 00:29:35,310 Should we hug? 666 00:29:35,410 --> 00:29:39,250 Oh, I really want to, but I'm a Republican now, so I'm supposed to be racist. 667 00:29:39,450 --> 00:29:41,830 Oh, girl, I think all white people are racist anyway. 668 00:29:42,010 --> 00:29:42,510 Come here. 669 00:29:42,590 --> 00:29:42,970 Okay. 670 00:29:43,710 --> 00:29:44,110 Oh. 671 00:29:45,390 --> 00:29:46,430 Do you want to be shot? 672 00:29:46,890 --> 00:29:47,710 Oh, yes, yes. 673 00:29:48,110 --> 00:29:55,070 You know, Ma, this place could be so cool if you had, like, a beer pong table over there, maybe, like, a snack wall. 674 00:29:55,310 --> 00:29:56,090 What do you know about cool? 675 00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:58,370 When I was your age, I was popping bottles with Puffy. 676 00:29:58,670 --> 00:30:01,027 Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy. 677 00:30:01,078 --> 00:30:02,080 All the Seans. 678 00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:04,160 That didn't end as well. 679 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,400 Your mama was the freak in the freak house. 680 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,340 You want to see something cool? 681 00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:11,040 I'm gonna show you something cool. 682 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,140 God, that's cool. 683 00:30:20,460 --> 00:30:21,280 What are you doing? 684 00:30:21,580 --> 00:30:22,020 What? 685 00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:23,560 No, not like that. 686 00:30:26,327 --> 00:30:30,568 I don't know why you're acting so scared the gun is even not loaded. 687 00:30:32,305 --> 00:30:33,757 Shit ! Man ! 688 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,020 I did it again. 689 00:30:41,620 --> 00:30:44,360 That was fun. 690 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,440 You know what? 691 00:30:51,780 --> 00:30:54,880 I used to put cocaine in my hula and travel all the time. 692 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:56,520 Yeah. 693 00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:07,490 All right, let's get back to the plot. 694 00:31:08,110 --> 00:31:09,570 I'm looking at you, Ted Bundy. 695 00:31:09,710 --> 00:31:11,110 I'm looking like a school shooter. 696 00:31:11,350 --> 00:31:12,250 I think you're the killer. 697 00:31:12,610 --> 00:31:13,010 Oh, me? 698 00:31:13,190 --> 00:31:15,390 Okay, what about Deputy Doofy over there? 699 00:31:15,670 --> 00:31:16,630 I don't have a motive. 700 00:31:17,070 --> 00:31:17,790 Yeah, what's my motive? 701 00:31:18,230 --> 00:31:20,050 You were the killer in the first movie. 702 00:31:20,730 --> 00:31:21,790 Shouldn't you be locked up? 703 00:31:21,870 --> 00:31:23,330 No, I got pardoned. 704 00:31:23,370 --> 00:31:26,470 Mostly because of the storming the Capitol, you know. 705 00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:26,910 Oh. 706 00:31:27,190 --> 00:31:27,810 I got proof. 707 00:31:28,490 --> 00:31:29,030 It's me. 708 00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:30,470 And it's framed. 709 00:31:30,870 --> 00:31:31,630 That's a cool hit. 710 00:31:31,910 --> 00:31:34,030 What about Jess? 711 00:31:34,830 --> 00:31:35,470 What about me? 712 00:31:35,650 --> 00:31:38,490 If anybody here has issues that could lead to murder. 713 00:31:38,810 --> 00:31:39,730 Okay, okay. 714 00:31:39,870 --> 00:31:41,930 Trans shaming is not cool, okay? 715 00:31:42,290 --> 00:31:43,470 Then he's just a dude. 716 00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:43,750 Yeah. 717 00:31:43,890 --> 00:31:46,950 Finest stuff for body strength and the dick part. 718 00:31:47,210 --> 00:31:49,130 Hey, you don't know what I got down here, okay? 719 00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:50,050 I do. 720 00:31:51,070 --> 00:31:57,370 Listen, what we know so far is everyone who's been attacked is related to the original characters. 721 00:31:57,370 --> 00:31:58,810 He wants to kill the kid. 722 00:31:59,730 --> 00:32:01,970 He's making a reboot, a quote. 723 00:32:02,930 --> 00:32:03,570 A what now? 724 00:32:03,650 --> 00:32:05,470 Yeah, it's like a reboot and a sequel. 725 00:32:05,810 --> 00:32:11,106 Mixes legacy characters with new characters in an attempt to feed into bullshit nostalgia, 726 00:32:11,106 --> 00:32:12,610 and bring more fans to the theaters. 727 00:32:12,710 --> 00:32:14,590 Just like last year's I Know What You Did Last Summer. 728 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:17,640 That's a movie? 729 00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:19,140 What did I do last summer? 730 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,660 I think you're talking about the summer I turned pretty. 731 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,000 Yeah. 732 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,900 Ray, when did you get here? 733 00:32:24,180 --> 00:32:24,740 I walked in here. 734 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,920 I was just hanging out by the men's room. 735 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:27,300 Oh. 736 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:27,920 Mom? 737 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:33,300 Okay, so that means that our killer is writing his own version of horror movie. 738 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,860 Okay, so according to the reboot he called Rooms, who's the killer? 739 00:32:39,220 --> 00:32:41,020 I think it's pretty obvious. 740 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:44,660 Who? 741 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,360 You, bitch. 742 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:47,020 Me? 743 00:32:47,580 --> 00:32:49,160 Guys, I am not the killer. 744 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:52,160 Ghostface attacked Tuesday to lure me back here. 745 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:57,620 I think he attacked Tuesday to get you back here so he could get me back here. 746 00:32:58,060 --> 00:32:59,920 He wants to kill the OGs. 747 00:33:00,260 --> 00:33:01,260 That was a flex. 748 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,460 Yeah, that sounds weird. 749 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:04,240 Oh, fuck it! 750 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,240 And fuck you, mother! 751 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:08,460 Dude, you're the mother? 752 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,040 Hey! 753 00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:10,900 Don't be so disrespectful! 754 00:33:12,340 --> 00:33:13,600 And call me mom! 755 00:33:13,980 --> 00:33:14,600 Or mommy! 756 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,420 Or whatever's more comfortable! 757 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:35,560 Oh, God. 758 00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:38,260 Talk to me! 759 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,800 Hello, Sheriff. 760 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,400 Agent Underwood? 761 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,280 I'll give you one hint. 762 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:45,640 What's your favorite scary movie? 763 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,940 Well, I'm gonna go with Saltburn. 764 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,920 I mean, the member on that English guy was terrifying. 765 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:55,700 And Ken Jeong's junk in The Hangover was a much better depiction of the male anatomy. 766 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:57,840 Now, what do you want, fuckface? 767 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:03,080 Well, I'm just calling to tell you that by the time you get home, I'll have gutted your baby girl. 768 00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:05,200 Hey, asshole. 769 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:06,700 She's a boy! 770 00:34:31,610 --> 00:34:33,710 Looking for this? 771 00:34:35,030 --> 00:34:36,170 Let me help you. 772 00:34:37,130 --> 00:34:39,330 I got your baby dick! 773 00:34:39,330 --> 00:34:41,150 Winky, winky, winky, winky. 774 00:34:49,970 --> 00:34:51,170 All right. 775 00:34:51,330 --> 00:34:52,230 Here we go. 776 00:34:52,950 --> 00:34:54,230 What do you want, fuckface? 777 00:34:54,870 --> 00:34:57,790 Like father, like son. 778 00:34:58,770 --> 00:35:00,950 I understand you're all about that. 779 00:35:01,170 --> 00:35:07,070 Well, dad's out, but the cool guy, the gardener, and the plumber are all here, asshole. 780 00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:08,730 Look out your window. 781 00:35:13,830 --> 00:35:16,810 No, but they're the backbone of the American workforce. 782 00:35:17,730 --> 00:35:19,310 I'm not too white to do those jobs. 783 00:35:19,770 --> 00:35:21,010 Let's cut to the chase. 784 00:35:21,470 --> 00:35:23,050 I'll ask you one question. 785 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:26,070 If you answer correctly, you live. 786 00:35:26,790 --> 00:35:30,030 Who was the killer in horror movie? 787 00:35:30,550 --> 00:35:31,710 Oh, that was easy. 788 00:35:31,910 --> 00:35:36,750 It was Bobby and then K-Ray, the guy who was totally into dudes, even though he claimed he wasn't. 789 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:38,630 Classic 2000s homophobia. 790 00:35:39,290 --> 00:35:40,410 But I got you, bitch. 791 00:35:40,410 --> 00:35:41,270 Wrong. 792 00:35:41,610 --> 00:35:43,590 You forgot Special Officer Doofy. 793 00:35:43,970 --> 00:35:45,490 Now, you die. 794 00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:55,630 Oh, fuck that! 795 00:35:57,550 --> 00:35:59,890 You should probably answer that. 796 00:36:00,090 --> 00:36:03,050 I can literally see you trying to steal my package. 797 00:36:04,270 --> 00:36:05,430 Oh, shit. 798 00:36:06,150 --> 00:36:07,810 That was easy. 799 00:36:10,870 --> 00:36:13,290 Uh, someone wore snakes. 800 00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:14,110 Let's go, Puff. 801 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,080 Wait a sec. 802 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:18,760 Careful. 803 00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:20,460 Nobody's talking about any killer. 804 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:25,500 You are not allowed to identify as gay. 805 00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:28,240 I look... 806 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:30,480 You... 807 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,360 ...stare like... 808 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:32,940 ...a girl. 809 00:36:40,430 --> 00:36:41,870 Come on, girls. 810 00:36:42,070 --> 00:36:45,890 Our new play shows will have a ghost-faced camera collection bundle. 811 00:36:45,890 --> 00:36:48,450 This is Kiki West for OnlyFans Rapid News. 812 00:36:48,550 --> 00:36:49,130 Rapid News? 813 00:36:49,230 --> 00:36:50,270 You mean Baffet News. 814 00:36:50,470 --> 00:36:51,710 You don't even have a cameraman. 815 00:36:54,770 --> 00:36:55,810 Excuse me. 816 00:36:57,990 --> 00:36:58,990 Oh, my. 817 00:36:59,370 --> 00:36:59,890 You're... 818 00:36:59,890 --> 00:37:00,590 Yes, yes. 819 00:37:00,930 --> 00:37:05,170 Three-time Emmy nominee for Outstanding Achievement in Sensational Reporting. 820 00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:09,570 I was gonna say the lady from Friends, but shorter, because Botox. 821 00:37:09,770 --> 00:37:11,770 Oh, is that what you were gonna say? 822 00:37:12,190 --> 00:37:14,110 You seriously don't know who I am? 823 00:37:14,390 --> 00:37:15,510 Baby girl, I am... 824 00:37:15,510 --> 00:37:16,270 Gayle Swallows. 825 00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:18,490 Gayle Stork. 826 00:37:18,610 --> 00:37:18,970 Gayle, here. 827 00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:20,430 Get the hell out of my way. 828 00:37:25,930 --> 00:37:26,410 Doofus. 829 00:37:26,950 --> 00:37:28,490 Hey, Gayle. 830 00:37:30,390 --> 00:37:31,830 You have an age to death. 831 00:37:32,510 --> 00:37:33,730 You better fucking believe me. 832 00:37:33,850 --> 00:37:34,870 That's just my requirement. 833 00:37:34,890 --> 00:37:36,190 Yeah, your fingers felt like genitals. 834 00:37:36,390 --> 00:37:38,510 What are you doing in that ridiculous uniform? 835 00:37:39,030 --> 00:37:40,770 Oh, I'm back on the case. 836 00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:42,590 Yeah, I'm gonna bust Gayle's face. 837 00:37:42,950 --> 00:37:44,230 Well, um... 838 00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:46,510 Tell me, Special Needs Officer Doofy. 839 00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:47,570 Um... 840 00:37:48,490 --> 00:37:52,810 Are there any suspects in this tragic yet completely predictable incident? 841 00:37:52,950 --> 00:37:54,370 I do not know what to say. 842 00:37:54,630 --> 00:37:56,150 No, no, I don't know. 843 00:37:56,390 --> 00:37:57,150 Yes, you can. 844 00:37:57,250 --> 00:37:58,010 I do not... 845 00:37:58,010 --> 00:37:58,530 Yeah, um... 846 00:37:59,130 --> 00:37:59,910 Tell me what you want. 847 00:38:00,190 --> 00:38:01,450 I don't want to die here. 848 00:38:01,550 --> 00:38:01,790 Waffle. 849 00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:07,550 Hey, remember when you used to give blowjobs to presentative information? 850 00:38:08,210 --> 00:38:10,370 I don't give blowjobs anymore, okay? 851 00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:11,390 Not since Me Too. 852 00:38:11,630 --> 00:38:12,710 Okay, sorry. 853 00:38:13,210 --> 00:38:15,510 I give handjobs now, but the story better be good. 854 00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:16,690 Okay, I'll give you a handjob. 855 00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:17,190 Let's do it. 856 00:38:17,290 --> 00:38:17,870 Let's do it. 857 00:38:29,410 --> 00:38:30,090 What the? 858 00:38:39,130 --> 00:38:40,250 I'm gonna get you. 859 00:38:40,429 --> 00:38:40,929 I'll come right back. 860 00:38:41,010 --> 00:38:41,470 I'm gonna get you. 861 00:38:41,530 --> 00:38:41,730 Where? 862 00:38:41,950 --> 00:38:43,410 You got my outfit, you little critter. 863 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:48,610 Ain't it mean to be little? 864 00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:53,030 Fuck yeah, shit. 865 00:39:03,652 --> 00:39:05,020 Hello, Shorty. 866 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,540 You do know that smoking is bad for you. 867 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:10,740 Actually, weed ain't bad for you. 868 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,280 You got vitamin T, C, and H. 869 00:39:13,820 --> 00:39:15,280 C, B, and D. 870 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,180 What's the matter, Shorty? 871 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,840 You look a little antsy. 872 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:25,220 Maybe because there's a masked serial killer sipping tea in my den. 873 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,700 Shorty, you're my nigga. 874 00:39:27,140 --> 00:39:28,080 I mean friend. 875 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,320 Please, sing. 876 00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:30,080 All right. 877 00:39:33,890 --> 00:39:35,370 Do you want to quit smoking? 878 00:39:36,010 --> 00:39:41,250 Well, to be honest, I tried to quit, but my mother said I ain't raising no quitters. 879 00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:43,130 So I quit quitting. 880 00:39:43,410 --> 00:39:44,670 We can try it now, sis. 881 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:49,430 Bro, I don't care how many pocket watches you try and wave in front of my face. 882 00:39:49,730 --> 00:39:50,870 It ain't gonna work, son. 883 00:39:50,870 --> 00:39:52,910 You can't magnetize me. 884 00:39:53,150 --> 00:39:53,670 Sleep. 885 00:39:57,590 --> 00:39:58,110 Shorty. 886 00:40:00,630 --> 00:40:01,330 What's up? 887 00:40:01,950 --> 00:40:04,390 Tell me about your mother. 888 00:40:05,850 --> 00:40:06,490 Damn, nigga. 889 00:40:07,010 --> 00:40:09,890 Let's start with something light, like do you lick ass? 890 00:40:10,050 --> 00:40:10,570 Yes or no? 891 00:40:11,070 --> 00:40:11,890 The answer's yes. 892 00:40:12,770 --> 00:40:15,370 So what happened to her, Shorty? 893 00:40:18,210 --> 00:40:19,130 She's coming home. 894 00:40:20,810 --> 00:40:22,530 Her car was parked to the side of the road. 895 00:40:23,530 --> 00:40:24,690 Someone was in it. 896 00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:27,390 And something bad was happening. 897 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,200 Why did you call anyone? 898 00:40:33,780 --> 00:40:35,920 I had warrants. 899 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:37,180 You were 11? 900 00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:39,140 I started young, nigga. 901 00:40:41,020 --> 00:40:43,240 What do you see? 902 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,720 I see a big explosion of water. 903 00:40:52,740 --> 00:40:54,460 It looks like a civil rights hoax. 904 00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:00,480 Police said it was a murder-suicide. 905 00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:03,240 She killed that man. 906 00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:06,980 When they opened the car door, his limp body just slid out. 907 00:41:10,670 --> 00:41:12,770 Like the green nigga in shape of water. 908 00:41:13,850 --> 00:41:15,410 I just didn't want it to be real. 909 00:41:15,610 --> 00:41:17,310 What don't you want to be real? 910 00:41:18,730 --> 00:41:20,350 That my mother was a squirter. 911 00:41:21,230 --> 00:41:23,130 Okay, she was a squirter. 912 00:41:23,530 --> 00:41:25,650 All the floors in her bedroom was warped. 913 00:41:26,110 --> 00:41:27,070 I can't move. 914 00:41:27,650 --> 00:41:28,490 You're paralyzed. 915 00:41:29,790 --> 00:41:30,670 Now... 916 00:41:31,370 --> 00:41:33,110 Sink into the chair. 917 00:41:33,370 --> 00:41:34,010 What the- Wait! 918 00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:34,690 Sink! 919 00:41:40,579 --> 00:41:44,953 Idiot ! 920 00:41:51,664 --> 00:41:57,037 I went into the wrong hole again! 921 00:41:57,739 --> 00:42:00,740 No! You're in a clay pot hole. 922 00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,140 Whoa, shit, girl! 923 00:42:31,047 --> 00:42:32,300 You're about to be sprayed. 924 00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:13,220 That dream was wild. 925 00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:15,260 That must have been Elon Musk. 926 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,700 Oh, shit ! son ! 927 00:43:30,729 --> 00:43:33,000 Tuesday? 928 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:37,460 Bobby? 929 00:43:40,070 --> 00:43:45,340 Bobby, what the- She's gonna die. 930 00:43:45,340 --> 00:43:46,580 Our daughter, Sarah? 931 00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:48,200 You're probably right. 932 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,020 She's tough, but let's see her get stabbed in the cut. 933 00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:52,520 I'm gonna die. 934 00:43:52,940 --> 00:43:54,460 Bobby, you're already dead. 935 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:58,860 This hallucination is a manifestation of my own guilt for being an awful mom. 936 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:01,220 Or it could be the shrooms I just popped. 937 00:44:02,780 --> 00:44:04,160 You're gonna die! 938 00:44:04,820 --> 00:44:07,240 Bitch, you ain't killing me. 939 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,580 You're gonna die. 940 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:17,800 Stop smiling! 941 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:18,800 I can't. 942 00:44:19,620 --> 00:44:20,140 Buttocks. 943 00:44:20,340 --> 00:44:20,700 Hey! 944 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,560 This is the mental ward. 945 00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:25,240 Everyone smiles in here. 946 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:30,780 Oh, um, could you point me in the direction of the ICU? 947 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,580 Is it that way or that way? 948 00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:34,340 Uh, visiting hours are over. 949 00:44:34,660 --> 00:44:35,600 Oh, yes, of course. 950 00:44:37,580 --> 00:44:42,000 The network wants me to clarify that Black Friday has nothing to do with race. 951 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,467 Well, just tell that to my Black friend, Benita, 952 00:44:44,467 --> 00:44:47,833 who's probably clocking someone over there in the store as we speak. 953 00:44:48,033 --> 00:44:48,640 Right, Benita? 954 00:45:04,860 --> 00:45:07,660 Man, you ain't Micah. 955 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,500 Micah got that Jerry curl. 956 00:45:09,940 --> 00:45:10,820 What is that, son? 957 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:11,920 Is that Gillette? 958 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:15,160 See, people think it's Gillette, but it's actually Sharpie. 959 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,740 Boy, your hair look like fondue. 960 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:17,620 It's dirty. 961 00:45:18,020 --> 00:45:18,860 Micah's got a monkey. 962 00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,000 I got a llama. 963 00:45:21,740 --> 00:45:22,700 Fuck, Micah. 964 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,460 You can't dance, boy. 965 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:25,400 I'll be practicing. 966 00:45:32,740 --> 00:45:34,380 I can moonwalk. 967 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,100 And is this Ninadaba? 968 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:42,300 Ow. 969 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:45,360 Jermaine. 970 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:49,600 Coming Juneteenth. 971 00:45:50,020 --> 00:45:51,260 Only on Tubi. 972 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,820 I'm a bootleg, that shit. 973 00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:58,580 Hello? 974 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,480 Fuck this. 975 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,800 I'm gonna miss you all. 976 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:14,980 Oh, hell no. 977 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,180 Jack, did Sarah tell you to come? 978 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:33,320 Oh, yeah. 979 00:46:34,180 --> 00:46:35,180 That's why I'm here. 980 00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:38,720 Not to murder you or anything like that. 981 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:39,860 Then why are you wearing gloves? 982 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:46,360 Would you believe I am thinking about dressing up as OJ Simpson for Halloween? 983 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:47,420 But those fit. 984 00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:49,380 Look out! 985 00:46:50,420 --> 00:46:51,100 Yeah, cool, bro. 986 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,160 You almost did a fade. 987 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:53,580 I mean, no. 988 00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:54,260 Bitch. 989 00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:12,700 I'm gonna gut you like a pig. 990 00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:17,839 God. 991 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:26,000 That is so true. 992 00:47:36,290 --> 00:47:40,050 Wait until I stick my knife in them. 993 00:47:46,650 --> 00:47:48,510 I'm crying over here. 994 00:47:49,110 --> 00:47:50,250 I gotta go. 995 00:47:50,410 --> 00:47:50,930 Be brave. 996 00:47:51,430 --> 00:47:51,770 I'm gonna kill me. 997 00:47:51,850 --> 00:47:52,490 Be yourself. 998 00:47:52,850 --> 00:47:53,470 I gotta go. 999 00:47:53,470 --> 00:47:55,050 I'm gonna get my purse. 1000 00:47:57,050 --> 00:47:58,390 Oh, oh shit. 1001 00:47:58,730 --> 00:47:59,930 You're really gonna kill me. 1002 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:22,440 No one was there, huh? 1003 00:48:25,460 --> 00:48:27,140 I'm gonna turn you into bacon. 1004 00:48:41,030 --> 00:48:41,350 Excuse me. 1005 00:48:41,610 --> 00:48:42,170 I'm a ranger. 1006 00:48:42,630 --> 00:48:43,370 Step aside. 1007 00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:47,810 Do you feel like doing it? 1008 00:48:48,590 --> 00:48:49,170 Move. 1009 00:48:50,650 --> 00:48:52,250 Sorry, son of a bitch. 1010 00:48:53,530 --> 00:48:54,150 What the? 1011 00:48:54,310 --> 00:48:57,770 My psycho mother said always keep a strip. 1012 00:48:59,510 --> 00:49:00,090 Go. 1013 00:49:00,090 --> 00:49:00,570 You! 1014 00:49:00,890 --> 00:49:02,270 Let go of me, you mother... 1015 00:49:02,270 --> 00:49:03,230 I'll take you home with me. 1016 00:49:03,390 --> 00:49:03,910 Ow! 1017 00:49:04,450 --> 00:49:05,510 The pain! 1018 00:49:05,990 --> 00:49:06,650 The agony! 1019 00:49:07,230 --> 00:49:09,590 Sarah, if I don't make it... 1020 00:49:09,590 --> 00:49:11,950 Seriously, can you stop trying to win an Oscar? 1021 00:49:12,090 --> 00:49:13,890 It's a horror movie, it'll never happen! 1022 00:49:14,530 --> 00:49:15,670 Ask Demi Moore. 1023 00:49:16,830 --> 00:49:17,090 No! 1024 00:49:17,490 --> 00:49:17,630 No! 1025 00:49:18,010 --> 00:49:18,310 No! 1026 00:49:23,890 --> 00:49:25,110 What the fuck? 1027 00:49:25,830 --> 00:49:27,890 Let me see it all by myself. 1028 00:49:29,990 --> 00:49:31,230 Me and you now, ghosty. 1029 00:49:31,990 --> 00:49:32,250 Who? 1030 00:49:33,850 --> 00:49:35,390 And that's you and me. 1031 00:49:35,990 --> 00:49:37,230 You and me. 1032 00:49:44,510 --> 00:49:45,190 Die. 1033 00:49:47,670 --> 00:49:48,350 Die. 1034 00:49:49,190 --> 00:49:49,630 Die. 1035 00:49:49,630 --> 00:49:54,030 I smell my finger. 1036 00:49:55,370 --> 00:49:58,210 What the fuck was that? 1037 00:49:58,790 --> 00:50:00,950 My ass. 1038 00:50:01,230 --> 00:50:03,250 Fuck your ass, horse. 1039 00:50:05,650 --> 00:50:07,290 That's my ass. 1040 00:50:07,650 --> 00:50:09,510 Any last words? 1041 00:50:10,470 --> 00:50:12,030 I go poopy. 1042 00:50:15,910 --> 00:50:18,050 Oh, hell no. 1043 00:50:18,270 --> 00:50:19,690 I ain't cleaning up that shit. 1044 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:21,130 I'm on break. 1045 00:50:21,350 --> 00:50:21,950 Come on. 1046 00:50:22,190 --> 00:50:23,830 I ain't killing nothing here. 1047 00:50:24,690 --> 00:50:25,410 What'd you say? 1048 00:50:27,270 --> 00:50:28,650 Yo, what's up, chat? 1049 00:50:28,850 --> 00:50:29,850 It's your boy, Shorty. 1050 00:50:29,890 --> 00:50:30,250 That's right. 1051 00:50:30,350 --> 00:50:31,610 It's another Halloween-a-thon. 1052 00:50:31,930 --> 00:50:37,230 And that's another day of me getting paid mad money for doing absolutely nothing. 1053 00:50:37,530 --> 00:50:39,270 Why you stupid motherfucking watchers? 1054 00:50:40,150 --> 00:50:41,270 Hey, they call me dumb. 1055 00:50:41,590 --> 00:50:43,910 I want to give a smooth shout-out to my sponsor. 1056 00:50:45,350 --> 00:50:47,570 Angry Orchard Hard Silo. 1057 00:50:49,030 --> 00:50:50,990 They got mad apples, huh? 1058 00:50:53,150 --> 00:50:53,470 No! 1059 00:50:54,550 --> 00:50:55,150 Please! 1060 00:50:55,810 --> 00:50:57,370 We're marketing genius. 1061 00:50:57,670 --> 00:51:00,710 It won't be a Halloween-a-thon without an adult guest. 1062 00:51:00,790 --> 00:51:02,190 He's a legend in the streaming game. 1063 00:51:02,310 --> 00:51:04,950 Give it up for Kyle Smith! 1064 00:51:13,980 --> 00:51:15,080 Let's get serious. 1065 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,240 What brings you here, chat? 1066 00:51:17,260 --> 00:51:18,780 You dropped something on me in the movie. 1067 00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:20,080 I've been calling you. 1068 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:20,880 You ghosted me. 1069 00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:25,060 Bro, I thought that was one of my crazy-ass baby mamas. 1070 00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:26,380 That's my bad. 1071 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:30,100 Speaking of ghosting, somebody will start here. 1072 00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:31,600 Hello? 1073 00:51:31,980 --> 00:51:34,040 What's your favorite scary movie? 1074 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:48,820 We're breaking in in there, son! 1075 00:51:49,340 --> 00:51:50,240 What's up, my guy? 1076 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,120 Got some Angry Orchard Hard Silo. 1077 00:51:52,140 --> 00:51:54,720 They got mad apples. 1078 00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:55,740 Oh! 1079 00:51:57,900 --> 00:52:04,180 I'm about to do my favorite thing. 1080 00:52:05,100 --> 00:52:07,080 Spin the wheel! 1081 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:09,520 Here we go again! 1082 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:14,200 We gonna go back there with these noodles, and we gonna smack the fuck out you! 1083 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,540 Come here, you gotta guess who did it. 1084 00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:16,880 That doesn't even make sense. 1085 00:52:17,460 --> 00:52:18,720 This is a dumb game. 1086 00:52:23,220 --> 00:52:24,760 God damn it! 1087 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:40,200 You just killed Kassanet on the chair. 1088 00:52:41,740 --> 00:52:43,300 We're making history, son! 1089 00:52:44,260 --> 00:52:45,600 Money, money, money! 1090 00:53:05,630 --> 00:53:06,390 I know. 1091 00:53:10,870 --> 00:53:12,650 It's about time you guys got here. 1092 00:53:14,150 --> 00:53:15,070 Now you're gonna get it. 1093 00:53:20,630 --> 00:53:22,070 So that's our suspect. 1094 00:53:22,630 --> 00:53:24,330 Goes by the name, Shorthand. 1095 00:53:24,850 --> 00:53:28,750 Was the handyman that House reputed to be haunted in 2001. 1096 00:53:30,390 --> 00:53:31,630 Is there anything you're not telling me? 1097 00:53:32,070 --> 00:53:33,190 That your wife hates you. 1098 00:53:33,830 --> 00:53:35,430 You believe that Earth is flat. 1099 00:53:35,710 --> 00:53:36,730 And you voted for Trump. 1100 00:53:37,570 --> 00:53:38,150 Great times. 1101 00:53:38,250 --> 00:53:39,810 No words possible for the woman. 1102 00:53:41,470 --> 00:53:44,850 I believe Shorthand is the notorious Ghostface. 1103 00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:47,790 What that mouth do? 1104 00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:50,250 Just enough. 1105 00:53:50,990 --> 00:53:52,570 You did look pretty sketchy. 1106 00:53:56,190 --> 00:53:57,690 I got the wrong guy. 1107 00:53:58,630 --> 00:54:00,070 And you know that because you're sick? 1108 00:54:00,550 --> 00:54:00,890 No. 1109 00:54:01,430 --> 00:54:02,630 Says so on the arrest warrant. 1110 00:54:04,510 --> 00:54:05,570 I don't know. 1111 00:54:06,490 --> 00:54:07,370 That guy's black. 1112 00:54:07,730 --> 00:54:08,870 He's kinda... 1113 00:54:08,870 --> 00:54:09,730 not that black. 1114 00:54:10,350 --> 00:54:11,670 Like Gravy Brown. 1115 00:54:14,850 --> 00:54:16,650 Hit him with your strong hand. 1116 00:54:18,610 --> 00:54:19,490 Arrest him anyways. 1117 00:54:21,910 --> 00:54:23,810 Turn off your body cams! 1118 00:54:25,890 --> 00:54:26,770 Welcome back. 1119 00:54:26,950 --> 00:54:28,370 Doc, I'm begging you. 1120 00:54:28,570 --> 00:54:29,810 You gotta help me look younger. 1121 00:54:30,050 --> 00:54:31,590 These little bitches are killing me out there. 1122 00:54:31,690 --> 00:54:34,490 They're wearing nothing but a sausage casing and a ring light. 1123 00:54:34,690 --> 00:54:39,330 Trust me with this withered, decrepit, age-ravaged body. 1124 00:54:39,850 --> 00:54:41,070 And I will make you whole. 1125 00:54:41,690 --> 00:54:43,610 Well, you know there's a White Lady special coming right up. 1126 00:54:43,810 --> 00:54:44,230 Thanks. 1127 00:54:44,530 --> 00:54:46,970 I'm gonna play a quick video on the ins and outs of the procedure. 1128 00:54:46,970 --> 00:54:48,310 And then we'll get started. 1129 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,660 Do you wish you weren't so old and saggy? 1130 00:54:55,740 --> 00:54:56,940 Do you wish you were younger? 1131 00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:58,440 Sexier? 1132 00:54:59,100 --> 00:54:59,820 Fuckable again? 1133 00:55:00,580 --> 00:55:01,900 One single injection. 1134 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:03,580 Unlocks your DNA. 1135 00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:05,820 Creating a new, better you. 1136 00:55:07,540 --> 00:55:08,140 This... 1137 00:55:08,140 --> 00:55:09,500 Is the stuff. 1138 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:14,760 Doc, this isn't that When it Pouch Throw crap that makes you smell like a vag. 1139 00:55:14,820 --> 00:55:15,180 Is it? 1140 00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:20,530 I like it. 1141 00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:23,980 Oh! 1142 00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:26,060 Oh! 1143 00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:38,160 Wow, that's a lot of stuff. 1144 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,380 Ooh, a mask on a mask. 1145 00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:43,580 Safety first, thank God. 1146 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:45,120 Oh! 1147 00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:45,240 Oh! 1148 00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,220 Oh, no! 1149 00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:50,720 I'm not his second son! 1150 00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:53,340 I'm gonna love him and accept myself as I am! 1151 00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:54,680 Ah! 1152 00:55:56,820 --> 00:55:57,960 Fuck you. 1153 00:56:54,590 --> 00:56:56,650 Oops. 1154 00:56:56,650 --> 00:56:57,830 Wrong movie. 1155 00:56:59,790 --> 00:57:01,510 You were thinking it. 1156 00:57:01,550 --> 00:57:02,250 What are you saying? 1157 00:57:03,890 --> 00:57:05,830 White chicks to my ass. 1158 00:57:14,010 --> 00:57:15,250 Hey, Sarah. 1159 00:57:16,810 --> 00:57:17,610 Tuesday. 1160 00:57:17,970 --> 00:57:20,150 I tried to visit you. 1161 00:57:20,470 --> 00:57:22,530 I am sorry for everything. 1162 00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:24,490 Especially your name. 1163 00:57:25,070 --> 00:57:26,270 It was Taco Tuesday. 1164 00:57:26,270 --> 00:57:27,570 I was super drunk. 1165 00:57:27,690 --> 00:57:30,450 But I promise you I will kill this motherfucker. 1166 00:57:31,070 --> 00:57:31,430 It's fine. 1167 00:57:31,550 --> 00:57:33,490 I'm going to take you to the car. 1168 00:57:33,970 --> 00:57:36,050 I'm going to take you to the car. 1169 00:57:36,170 --> 00:57:36,510 Oh, I got you. 1170 00:57:37,910 --> 00:57:40,890 I'm taking Tues away from all of this. 1171 00:57:42,210 --> 00:57:43,090 I'm taking Tues away from all of this. 1172 00:57:44,030 --> 00:57:45,270 I tried to run too. 1173 00:57:45,270 --> 00:57:45,630 I tried to run too. 1174 00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:47,750 But it follows. 1175 00:57:48,690 --> 00:57:51,390 Now you're probably expecting a flashback to that movie. 1176 00:57:51,490 --> 00:57:52,650 But it's too obscure. 1177 00:57:52,810 --> 00:57:53,670 Yeah, and a probably. 1178 00:57:53,670 --> 00:57:58,490 Do you have sex with someone, give them an STD, and then they haunt them in the form of their naked grandma? 1179 00:57:58,650 --> 00:58:00,170 It's like an STD biopic. 1180 00:58:00,430 --> 00:58:02,210 The killer is taunting me. 1181 00:58:02,430 --> 00:58:03,750 Why doesn't he just kill us? 1182 00:58:04,110 --> 00:58:05,070 Uh, speak for yourself. 1183 00:58:05,530 --> 00:58:06,830 Like, what are you waiting for? 1184 00:58:07,130 --> 00:58:08,390 Oh, no, no, no, sweetie. 1185 00:58:08,550 --> 00:58:09,630 Sweetie, it's like this. 1186 00:58:11,390 --> 00:58:13,790 What are you waiting for, huh? 1187 00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:24,370 I wish you weren't my mother. 1188 00:58:24,370 --> 00:58:25,970 What are you waiting for? 1189 00:58:26,930 --> 00:58:27,630 Wait, honey. 1190 00:58:34,050 --> 00:58:34,850 You sure about this? 1191 00:58:35,070 --> 00:58:35,450 Yeah. 1192 00:58:36,070 --> 00:58:36,970 Keep saying it. 1193 00:58:58,830 --> 00:59:00,050 So, what's up? 1194 00:59:00,090 --> 00:59:01,210 You got that Candyman? 1195 00:59:02,110 --> 00:59:04,410 I got weed gummies. 1196 00:59:04,990 --> 00:59:05,470 Candies. 1197 00:59:05,550 --> 00:59:05,770 Yeah. 1198 00:59:06,350 --> 00:59:06,930 Shroom Chops. 1199 00:59:07,130 --> 00:59:07,610 Awesome. 1200 00:59:08,050 --> 00:59:10,070 And what takes you so long to show up? 1201 00:59:10,070 --> 00:59:11,130 Come on, Clarence. 1202 00:59:11,210 --> 00:59:13,330 I called you five times, nigga. 1203 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:14,530 Show up in three. 1204 00:59:14,690 --> 00:59:16,330 You ain't even call me on the phone. 1205 00:59:16,930 --> 00:59:19,930 Luckily, I was walking by and heard y'all through the hole in this wall. 1206 00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:21,050 Fix that shit. 1207 00:59:21,190 --> 00:59:22,310 You shut your ass up. 1208 00:59:22,650 --> 00:59:25,850 You need to go to a proctologist and get your skin looked at. 1209 00:59:25,990 --> 00:59:28,950 Having acne over the age of 40 is wild work. 1210 00:59:29,250 --> 00:59:30,350 I look better than this nigga. 1211 00:59:30,570 --> 00:59:31,390 Maybe on this side. 1212 00:59:31,430 --> 00:59:32,450 Hey, ain't no time for beating. 1213 00:59:32,530 --> 00:59:33,910 We about to be high as fuck. 1214 00:59:34,090 --> 00:59:35,250 We gon' party, son. 1215 00:59:39,610 --> 00:59:40,490 Watch your face, y'all. 1216 00:59:40,890 --> 00:59:42,050 Watch up with your face. 1217 00:59:42,490 --> 00:59:43,050 That's right. 1218 00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:43,770 Right there. 1219 00:59:44,770 --> 00:59:45,410 Hey. 1220 00:59:46,090 --> 00:59:46,710 I love it. 1221 00:59:46,790 --> 00:59:47,550 Come in there. 1222 00:59:47,970 --> 00:59:48,990 What's in this? 1223 00:59:49,430 --> 00:59:51,590 You send yourself a sex tip? 1224 00:59:52,010 --> 00:59:52,290 Ah. 1225 00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:53,470 Wait. 1226 00:59:53,790 --> 00:59:54,570 You seen Gai? 1227 00:59:54,570 --> 00:59:57,390 I-I-I can't find her since she went to that protest. 1228 00:59:57,950 --> 00:59:58,250 No. 1229 01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:04,350 Red, let me guess, you are Woody from Toy Story? 1230 01:00:04,650 --> 01:00:05,930 Nah, Brenda, that's a gag. 1231 01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:08,790 Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain. 1232 01:00:09,770 --> 01:00:12,390 I wish I knew how to quit you, but I can't. 1233 01:00:14,130 --> 01:00:15,650 You lied, Mommy! 1234 01:00:16,470 --> 01:00:16,990 Hey, Brenda. 1235 01:00:17,410 --> 01:00:17,650 Huh? 1236 01:00:18,170 --> 01:00:20,070 Have you seen my big old bag of candy? 1237 01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:23,130 It had chocolates, gummies, lollipops. 1238 01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:24,650 It's gone missing. 1239 01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:25,350 No, no, no. 1240 01:00:25,510 --> 01:00:26,130 It's not missing. 1241 01:00:26,230 --> 01:00:27,650 I passed it out to the trick-or-treaters. 1242 01:00:27,650 --> 01:00:30,650 Brenda, that's my stash. 1243 01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:41,160 Why is she looking at me? 1244 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,260 I'm a little distraught of you. 1245 01:01:45,700 --> 01:01:47,800 I'm fearful of you. 1246 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,940 It's all about picking holes in the wall. 1247 01:01:49,980 --> 01:01:51,200 Get a real talk, yeah. 1248 01:01:52,460 --> 01:01:53,900 Make that ass jump. 1249 01:01:54,580 --> 01:01:54,920 Uh-huh. 1250 01:01:55,140 --> 01:01:55,720 Make that ass jump. 1251 01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:57,120 Uh-huh. 1252 01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:58,660 You better make that ass jump. 1253 01:01:58,860 --> 01:02:00,900 My niggas keep swinging on my slide. 1254 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,360 Got to jam these ass out while I'm talking. 1255 01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:08,020 Hey, do you know how many baby seals die from microplastics? 1256 01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:18,580 Yeah, that's a cop's face. 1257 01:02:18,580 --> 01:02:24,240 Oh, my God. 1258 01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:25,540 He stabbed her. 1259 01:02:25,860 --> 01:02:26,520 Not her. 1260 01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:28,460 My pronouns are they, them. 1261 01:02:28,780 --> 01:02:29,960 He stabbed them. 1262 01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:30,960 I'm over 40. 1263 01:02:31,220 --> 01:02:33,100 How am I supposed to keep up with all of this? 1264 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:34,360 She's not wrong. 1265 01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:39,800 It's Karen's like you that keep the patriarchy going with their knees on our necks. 1266 01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:42,120 Now they're playing the race card? 1267 01:02:42,620 --> 01:02:43,840 I've had enough of her shit. 1268 01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,020 That shit, bitch. 1269 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:51,560 And to be clear, my real name is Karen. 1270 01:02:52,300 --> 01:02:53,040 Oh, shit. 1271 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,060 This is too good. 1272 01:02:54,180 --> 01:02:55,400 Ignore the insults. 1273 01:02:55,820 --> 01:02:58,040 They don't realize we're here to help them. 1274 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:02,760 Toxic masculinity and mansplaining doesn't help anybody. 1275 01:03:02,940 --> 01:03:04,620 I was born masculine and toxic. 1276 01:03:05,260 --> 01:03:06,640 I love women in sports. 1277 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,200 Just not together. 1278 01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:09,020 Come here, bitch. 1279 01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:11,100 I got her. 1280 01:03:11,420 --> 01:03:11,840 Me next. 1281 01:03:11,940 --> 01:03:13,140 I ain't ready for this. 1282 01:03:13,340 --> 01:03:13,960 Check it out, girl. 1283 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:14,560 Me next. 1284 01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:15,180 Move. 1285 01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:16,880 So wild. 1286 01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:19,980 Oh, my God. 1287 01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:22,320 I'm going mad as hell. 1288 01:03:27,980 --> 01:03:29,260 What's up, Nadia? 1289 01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:30,920 Can I ask you something? 1290 01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:32,680 Yeah, sure. 1291 01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:37,800 It's about, you know, how to go down on a girl. 1292 01:03:38,740 --> 01:03:39,880 It's about eating pussy? 1293 01:03:40,740 --> 01:03:41,140 Yes. 1294 01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:42,880 It's so cringe, but yeah. 1295 01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:47,160 So maybe if you start talking like a 14-year-old white girl, you could learn something. 1296 01:03:47,780 --> 01:03:48,120 All right. 1297 01:03:48,220 --> 01:03:48,920 So listen up. 1298 01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:51,580 First thing you got to do, you got to spread the man. 1299 01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:52,540 You got to open it up. 1300 01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:53,960 And you want to use your fingers. 1301 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:55,640 Sometimes you can use two. 1302 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,360 Two fingers like that there. 1303 01:03:57,660 --> 01:03:57,880 Yeah? 1304 01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:02,600 Now, once you get it all in there, now you got to use your tongue. 1305 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,060 You can't be afraid of it. 1306 01:04:07,780 --> 01:04:08,780 Lean into it. 1307 01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:09,820 No, no, no. 1308 01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:10,720 You're doing it too fast. 1309 01:04:10,940 --> 01:04:11,600 No, no, no. 1310 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:13,000 Listen. 1311 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:14,380 You got to be gentle. 1312 01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:15,140 You got to talk to her. 1313 01:04:15,140 --> 01:04:16,959 Hello, little guy. 1314 01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:18,260 How you doing? 1315 01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:20,120 Boom. 1316 01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:22,080 It's like boom in the blunt. 1317 01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:28,760 All you got to do, nephew, is hit that shit. 1318 01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:30,860 Got it? 1319 01:04:31,180 --> 01:04:31,500 Mm-hmm. 1320 01:04:31,620 --> 01:04:32,280 Right now. 1321 01:04:32,980 --> 01:04:35,740 If you want to learn to lick ass, that's your mama. 1322 01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:40,640 Oh, you feel so good. 1323 01:04:41,540 --> 01:04:43,860 Oh, oh, oh, yeah. 1324 01:04:43,860 --> 01:04:46,900 Well, I want to try something. 1325 01:04:47,460 --> 01:04:49,600 I thought you said you'd never let me peck you. 1326 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:50,020 What? 1327 01:04:50,180 --> 01:04:50,400 No. 1328 01:04:51,620 --> 01:04:52,140 Relax. 1329 01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:54,180 I just want to taste you. 1330 01:04:56,820 --> 01:04:57,340 Okay. 1331 01:04:59,700 --> 01:05:00,740 Dinner time. 1332 01:05:01,660 --> 01:05:02,220 Oh, yeah. 1333 01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:03,280 Come here, baby. 1334 01:05:06,660 --> 01:05:07,180 Careful. 1335 01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:08,680 You might get gangster. 1336 01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,940 Oh, it is gangster. 1337 01:05:11,940 --> 01:05:12,900 Okay. 1338 01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:13,500 Stop. 1339 01:05:13,580 --> 01:05:14,020 You're so hot. 1340 01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:14,940 You want some more? 1341 01:05:15,380 --> 01:05:15,740 Yeah. 1342 01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:20,000 No, no, no, no. 1343 01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:22,520 You feel so much better. 1344 01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:26,120 Get back in there. 1345 01:05:26,420 --> 01:05:26,560 Yeah. 1346 01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:27,520 Lick it. 1347 01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:28,240 Yeah. 1348 01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:30,080 Lick it hard. 1349 01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,040 Finish her. 1350 01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:36,440 Oh, my God. 1351 01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:39,600 Oh, my God. 1352 01:05:39,780 --> 01:05:41,000 Just like rolling in blood. 1353 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:43,200 Oh, my God. 1354 01:05:43,300 --> 01:05:43,640 It's me. 1355 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,080 Oh, Jesus. 1356 01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:47,500 Oh. 1357 01:05:48,540 --> 01:05:49,080 Ow. 1358 01:05:52,060 --> 01:05:53,160 What the fuck? 1359 01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:53,980 Hey, there. 1360 01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:55,960 We're here to tell you about Halloween party. 1361 01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,040 You didn't know, did you? 1362 01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:03,560 We're going to drink, play bad music, do some half-gay shit, watch us half-gay. 1363 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,020 Can I help you? 1364 01:06:05,020 --> 01:06:07,000 If you just invite us in. 1365 01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:08,840 Why do you need an invitation? 1366 01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:13,500 White folks show up to parties uninvited all the time with their little nasty-ass casseroles. 1367 01:06:13,660 --> 01:06:14,340 Glad as shit. 1368 01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:15,740 Y'all better stop using some loud. 1369 01:06:16,380 --> 01:06:18,660 And why she got them dirty-ass feet? 1370 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,960 Look like you was walking around porn sets all day. 1371 01:06:21,180 --> 01:06:22,440 Got them trailer-block toes. 1372 01:06:23,420 --> 01:06:23,900 Jesus! 1373 01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:25,580 I think you're in the wrong place. 1374 01:06:26,100 --> 01:06:26,700 Y'all playing? 1375 01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:28,040 No. 1376 01:06:28,700 --> 01:06:31,180 We believe in music and equality. 1377 01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:32,780 How about we show y'all? 1378 01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:33,860 It's okay now. 1379 01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,900 We're moving on up. 1380 01:06:37,820 --> 01:06:40,200 To the east side. 1381 01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:43,200 To a deluxe apartment. 1382 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:44,580 In the sky. 1383 01:06:45,660 --> 01:06:47,440 We're moving on up. 1384 01:06:47,700 --> 01:06:49,360 De-gentrified De-genesis. 1385 01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:52,200 Weezy's rolling around in her grave right now. 1386 01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:54,420 Can't do this to the Black National Anthem. 1387 01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:02,600 Boo! 1388 01:07:03,580 --> 01:07:04,020 Boo! 1389 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:04,640 Look at you suck! 1390 01:07:04,780 --> 01:07:05,480 Boo your ass! 1391 01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:08,240 Get your ass out of here! 1392 01:07:08,860 --> 01:07:12,481 Why don't y'all just go to one of those frat parties where they drink until they black out, 1393 01:07:12,481 --> 01:07:13,681 and wake up with their booties hurting. 1394 01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:16,840 Not knowing what someone in a cowboy hat did to their head. 1395 01:07:17,060 --> 01:07:17,200 What? 1396 01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:19,000 Okay. 1397 01:07:19,380 --> 01:07:21,180 Well, we will leave you guys alone. 1398 01:07:21,300 --> 01:07:24,620 But we're going to walk real slow just in case y'all change your minds. 1399 01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:28,500 Change your minds yet? 1400 01:07:28,540 --> 01:07:28,820 No! 1401 01:07:29,020 --> 01:07:29,840 Hell no! 1402 01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:31,540 How about now? 1403 01:07:31,780 --> 01:07:32,480 Hell no! 1404 01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:32,840 No! 1405 01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:33,840 Yes? 1406 01:07:33,940 --> 01:07:34,520 Hell no! 1407 01:07:34,780 --> 01:07:35,740 Please walk it! 1408 01:07:35,820 --> 01:07:36,560 Now get it! 1409 01:07:36,660 --> 01:07:37,180 Let's go, let's go. 1410 01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:37,880 Come on! 1411 01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:39,060 My folks are getting weary. 1412 01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:44,900 Guys, I think I saw an open window over here. 1413 01:07:45,220 --> 01:07:46,120 That window's closed. 1414 01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:47,060 Not for long. 1415 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:48,360 Hello! 1416 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:51,760 Boo! 1417 01:07:53,940 --> 01:07:54,460 Wicked. 1418 01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:56,480 Fucking idiots. 1419 01:08:02,100 --> 01:08:02,540 Hey! 1420 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:05,440 Tuesday! 1421 01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:07,840 You came back! 1422 01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:09,200 Yeah, I just left my inhaler. 1423 01:08:09,940 --> 01:08:12,900 Honestly, Tuesday, I thought inhalers were the worst plot device in every history. 1424 01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:13,620 That's true. 1425 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:14,460 Should have been a fake. 1426 01:08:14,740 --> 01:08:17,280 But we're here now, so let's make the most of it. 1427 01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:18,800 And wear them white clothes! 1428 01:08:24,210 --> 01:08:24,650 Sarah? 1429 01:08:25,270 --> 01:08:25,750 Hello. 1430 01:08:26,310 --> 01:08:28,670 Get your sister and get out of there right now. 1431 01:08:28,970 --> 01:08:29,490 Okay, hon? 1432 01:08:29,810 --> 01:08:31,210 I am a grown-ass woman. 1433 01:08:31,570 --> 01:08:34,490 Mother, I don't have to do anything you tell me to do. 1434 01:08:34,510 --> 01:08:37,030 That's the house where your psychopath killed those people. 1435 01:08:37,510 --> 01:08:38,830 Someone wanted to get him there. 1436 01:08:39,549 --> 01:08:43,290 Which means someone wants to get me there. 1437 01:08:43,630 --> 01:08:45,710 Oh my God, this isn't about you! 1438 01:08:45,950 --> 01:08:46,830 Why are you yelling? 1439 01:08:47,030 --> 01:08:49,290 Because you live so fucking far away! 1440 01:08:50,170 --> 01:08:52,450 Wait, hold on, are you tracking my phone? 1441 01:08:52,850 --> 01:08:54,290 Shh, you're breaking up. 1442 01:08:54,290 --> 01:08:55,530 Yeah, shh. 1443 01:09:00,890 --> 01:09:02,810 Happy birthday! 1444 01:09:09,968 --> 01:09:10,790 What the fuck? 1445 01:09:11,330 --> 01:09:11,930 No! 1446 01:09:13,090 --> 01:09:14,310 I'm sorry! 1447 01:09:15,070 --> 01:09:16,830 I thought I was supposed to smoke it! 1448 01:09:16,830 --> 01:09:19,030 Oh shit. 1449 01:09:20,710 --> 01:09:21,150 Seriously? 1450 01:09:24,150 --> 01:09:25,590 With the 12 years of slave shit? 1451 01:09:25,830 --> 01:09:26,890 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1452 01:09:27,010 --> 01:09:28,270 I didn't see that movie, okay? 1453 01:09:28,870 --> 01:09:30,270 I just found this thing in the shed. 1454 01:09:30,710 --> 01:09:31,030 Jeez. 1455 01:09:37,430 --> 01:09:38,570 Come on, bro. 1456 01:09:39,250 --> 01:09:40,330 That's even worse. 1457 01:09:41,930 --> 01:09:43,370 I didn't mean it that way. 1458 01:09:43,890 --> 01:09:45,510 Some of my best victims are black. 1459 01:09:49,010 --> 01:09:52,210 And another brother falls victim to gun violence. 1460 01:09:52,810 --> 01:09:54,890 Turns out race is still an issue. 1461 01:09:55,390 --> 01:09:56,230 That's not fair. 1462 01:09:56,650 --> 01:09:58,750 You know black guys usually die first in horror movies. 1463 01:10:03,430 --> 01:10:06,190 Please give a whole new meaning to dead by daylight. 1464 01:10:09,850 --> 01:10:10,430 Goofy. 1465 01:10:11,730 --> 01:10:12,650 Goofy ass. 1466 01:10:13,990 --> 01:10:14,490 Oh! 1467 01:10:17,590 --> 01:10:18,590 Hello, shorty. 1468 01:10:18,810 --> 01:10:19,310 Woohoo! 1469 01:10:20,030 --> 01:10:20,830 Get him, get him! 1470 01:10:21,470 --> 01:10:22,470 Ha, ha, ha! 1471 01:10:22,670 --> 01:10:24,010 Got ya, Goofy ass! 1472 01:10:24,190 --> 01:10:25,570 You're about to be eyes. 1473 01:10:26,170 --> 01:10:26,450 Oh! 1474 01:10:36,551 --> 01:10:38,130 Why you running backwards, huh? 1475 01:10:38,230 --> 01:10:39,670 Oh no, it's not me. 1476 01:10:39,910 --> 01:10:40,510 Something's wrong. 1477 01:10:40,510 --> 01:10:42,390 Ben, your remote is upside down. 1478 01:10:44,590 --> 01:10:45,990 Game on, bitch. 1479 01:10:53,590 --> 01:10:54,790 Black lives matter. 1480 01:10:54,970 --> 01:10:56,070 Not you, shorty. 1481 01:10:56,430 --> 01:10:57,390 Oh my, I need you. 1482 01:10:57,390 --> 01:10:58,710 Whoa, what's going on? 1483 01:10:58,790 --> 01:10:59,210 Oh, Jack. 1484 01:10:59,650 --> 01:11:01,250 Oh, thank God you're here. 1485 01:11:01,350 --> 01:11:01,990 Where were you? 1486 01:11:02,330 --> 01:11:03,930 Gooseface was just here. 1487 01:11:04,130 --> 01:11:06,530 I was outside getting some fresh air. 1488 01:11:06,750 --> 01:11:07,130 Stop. 1489 01:11:08,130 --> 01:11:10,570 One of you is the killer. 1490 01:11:11,710 --> 01:11:11,910 No. 1491 01:11:13,090 --> 01:11:14,830 Why do you have blood on your hands? 1492 01:11:16,930 --> 01:11:18,990 I found Brad outside. 1493 01:11:19,470 --> 01:11:20,370 She's the killer! 1494 01:11:20,730 --> 01:11:22,770 I am not the killer. 1495 01:11:23,010 --> 01:11:24,690 I'm not even sex positive. 1496 01:11:25,010 --> 01:11:25,790 I'm a virgin. 1497 01:11:26,390 --> 01:11:26,950 No way. 1498 01:11:27,310 --> 01:11:28,710 You're being like every dude in Woodsville. 1499 01:11:29,210 --> 01:11:30,030 Fuck you. 1500 01:11:32,330 --> 01:11:33,970 The butt doesn't count. 1501 01:11:39,110 --> 01:11:41,930 Welcome to act three, bitches. 1502 01:11:43,750 --> 01:11:44,310 What? 1503 01:11:45,770 --> 01:11:47,230 What does that even mean? 1504 01:11:48,450 --> 01:11:50,550 It's when the shit goes down. 1505 01:11:51,170 --> 01:11:51,370 Oh. 1506 01:11:51,790 --> 01:11:54,690 I still don't really know what she means, but I think we should run! 1507 01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:09,310 Wait! 1508 01:12:13,410 --> 01:12:13,970 Linda! 1509 01:12:14,530 --> 01:12:15,910 I think it might've been a shooter. 1510 01:12:16,370 --> 01:12:17,490 It's a lie. 1511 01:12:17,870 --> 01:12:19,610 I've learned it on video games. 1512 01:12:19,910 --> 01:12:22,070 Not the liquor or lack of parental supervision. 1513 01:12:22,530 --> 01:12:23,370 You're gonna need this. 1514 01:12:23,710 --> 01:12:25,650 Do you have one bigger and black? 1515 01:12:26,090 --> 01:12:27,490 A rotten egg. 1516 01:12:29,250 --> 01:12:30,790 Hey, who are you? 1517 01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:31,550 John Wick? 1518 01:12:31,930 --> 01:12:34,210 I would've said ballerina, but nobody saw that shit. 1519 01:12:34,890 --> 01:12:35,890 Let's do this. 1520 01:12:36,350 --> 01:12:37,110 Oh, okay. 1521 01:12:37,970 --> 01:12:38,450 No! 1522 01:12:41,830 --> 01:12:42,590 Tell me! 1523 01:12:43,290 --> 01:12:44,530 I'm definitely not pregnant. 1524 01:12:44,650 --> 01:12:45,350 I can't believe it. 1525 01:12:45,550 --> 01:12:46,450 What do you think? 1526 01:12:47,550 --> 01:12:49,510 I think Drake lost to Kendrick. 1527 01:12:49,670 --> 01:12:51,090 I still like Drake. 1528 01:12:51,310 --> 01:12:52,650 But what was up with that love shoot? 1529 01:12:52,730 --> 01:12:54,370 That's such a bitch ass move. 1530 01:12:54,590 --> 01:12:56,310 About this situation. 1531 01:12:56,970 --> 01:12:58,790 Oh, that's definitely a trap. 1532 01:12:58,990 --> 01:13:00,390 She don't know where we are depending on that. 1533 01:13:01,950 --> 01:13:02,670 Look out! 1534 01:13:08,799 --> 01:13:10,310 I'm not gonna make it! 1535 01:13:10,350 --> 01:13:10,950 I doubt it. 1536 01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:11,950 Oh, God, Cindy! 1537 01:13:13,330 --> 01:13:14,890 Oh, my bitch! 1538 01:13:15,030 --> 01:13:16,350 I'm not dead yet! 1539 01:13:17,010 --> 01:13:18,130 Oh, my bad. 1540 01:13:18,410 --> 01:13:18,570 I'm sorry. 1541 01:13:18,750 --> 01:13:20,070 Now you go back in there. 1542 01:13:21,110 --> 01:13:21,890 Finish it. 1543 01:13:22,470 --> 01:13:23,450 For me, Cindy. 1544 01:13:23,770 --> 01:13:25,210 I would do anything for you, Brenda. 1545 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:33,760 She bought it! 1546 01:13:33,980 --> 01:13:35,380 That don't catch up trick. 1547 01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:36,400 It don't fail. 1548 01:13:36,740 --> 01:13:37,600 That bitch is crazy. 1549 01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:39,920 She thought I was taking my black ass back in there. 1550 01:13:40,620 --> 01:13:41,960 I'm gonna kill you! 1551 01:13:44,340 --> 01:13:45,700 Attention all children! 1552 01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:49,320 You have five seconds to show yourselves! 1553 01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:04,380 Tweet, bitch! 1554 01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:07,020 You shot my favorite ball! 1555 01:14:07,540 --> 01:14:09,060 Go back to your old damn plan! 1556 01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:10,260 Don't! 1557 01:14:20,020 --> 01:14:21,540 Hello, Cindy. 1558 01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:23,320 Hello. 1559 01:14:24,140 --> 01:14:28,140 Looks like you forgot the first rule of surviving a horror movie. 1560 01:14:28,420 --> 01:14:30,300 Never answer that door. 1561 01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:34,860 I thought the first rule was never to trust the level trust. 1562 01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:37,140 Oh, really? 1563 01:14:37,620 --> 01:14:38,960 Well, I'm changing rules. 1564 01:14:39,060 --> 01:14:39,640 How about that? 1565 01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:41,460 New rule. 1566 01:14:42,340 --> 01:14:43,720 Go fuck yourself. 1567 01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:44,740 Wait, wait. 1568 01:14:46,420 --> 01:14:48,940 Why do you hate closets so much? 1569 01:14:49,100 --> 01:14:50,600 I told you to come out. 1570 01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:52,620 Yeah, well, I didn't want to get shot. 1571 01:14:52,860 --> 01:14:53,920 Ironic, isn't it? 1572 01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:55,940 You missed me. 1573 01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:58,860 Oh, God, it moves me. 1574 01:14:59,340 --> 01:14:59,860 It's in trouble. 1575 01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:02,940 You think you're John Wick? 1576 01:15:03,220 --> 01:15:04,460 I'm like a future dog. 1577 01:15:04,460 --> 01:15:06,860 What are you doing? 1578 01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:11,360 Mr. Todd, it's just a metaphor. 1579 01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:13,700 It was about losing his wife. 1580 01:15:13,820 --> 01:15:14,980 Are you sure it's not an allegory? 1581 01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:27,220 Let us begin. 1582 01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:37,620 Come on. 1583 01:15:47,580 --> 01:15:49,740 Oh, that stunt girl is good. 1584 01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:30,500 Eat a dick. 1585 01:16:41,020 --> 01:16:42,120 Shoot him, Sarah. 1586 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:43,100 End this. 1587 01:16:43,300 --> 01:16:44,620 Don't tell me what to do. 1588 01:16:44,860 --> 01:16:51,440 This isn't the best time to resolve our mommy-daughter issues, but, Sarah, I am so sorry. 1589 01:16:51,620 --> 01:16:53,000 I have been a terrible mother. 1590 01:16:53,580 --> 01:16:55,780 I don't even know your sister Wednesday. 1591 01:16:56,180 --> 01:16:56,560 Tuesday. 1592 01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:59,640 Have to clarify that for legal reasons. 1593 01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:01,680 But I prepared you for this. 1594 01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:03,460 So go on, baby. 1595 01:17:03,940 --> 01:17:05,120 You kill him. 1596 01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:06,040 Sarah! 1597 01:17:06,660 --> 01:17:07,080 Jack! 1598 01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:07,500 Sarah! 1599 01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:08,440 Jack! 1600 01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:09,020 Sarah! 1601 01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:09,580 Jack! 1602 01:17:09,980 --> 01:17:10,440 Sarah! 1603 01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:11,180 Jack! 1604 01:17:11,340 --> 01:17:11,680 Sarah! 1605 01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:12,120 Jack! 1606 01:17:12,300 --> 01:17:12,580 Sarah! 1607 01:17:12,820 --> 01:17:13,120 Sarah! 1608 01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:13,220 Sarah! 1609 01:17:13,220 --> 01:17:13,340 Sarah! 1610 01:17:13,340 --> 01:17:15,920 Thank God you're okay, because I really wanted to be the one to kill you! 1611 01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:17,960 I won't take it, baby. 1612 01:17:18,260 --> 01:17:18,980 Oh, oh! 1613 01:17:19,780 --> 01:17:21,860 Bee, I told you it was about me. 1614 01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:23,620 No, Sarah. 1615 01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:26,400 You were just a bait. 1616 01:17:27,180 --> 01:17:28,240 It's about her. 1617 01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:29,740 Fuck! 1618 01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:31,000 Oh, sorry, honey. 1619 01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:32,240 I hate being right. 1620 01:17:32,980 --> 01:17:34,340 You should have listened to Doofy. 1621 01:17:35,260 --> 01:17:36,600 A bit twist. 1622 01:17:37,300 --> 01:17:39,560 It just seems too obvious, you know? 1623 01:17:39,700 --> 01:17:42,040 Which makes you think it is not obvious. 1624 01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:42,800 Same page, honey. 1625 01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:45,260 Yeah, well, that's the twist! 1626 01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:46,560 Now get in the kitchen. 1627 01:17:46,860 --> 01:17:47,060 Go! 1628 01:17:47,060 --> 01:17:48,140 What the hell are you doing? 1629 01:17:48,700 --> 01:17:50,060 Okay, listen up! 1630 01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:55,500 See, there hasn't been a great horror movie since the first one. 1631 01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:57,300 We're going to save the franchise. 1632 01:17:57,960 --> 01:17:59,020 Go get our special guest star. 1633 01:18:01,930 --> 01:18:03,849 Hollywood is out of ideas. 1634 01:18:04,570 --> 01:18:06,790 Why else would there be a scary movie, Six? 1635 01:18:07,010 --> 01:18:08,990 But it wouldn't work with just the new characters, would it? 1636 01:18:09,230 --> 01:18:11,450 We need the legacy characters. 1637 01:18:11,830 --> 01:18:16,850 Oh, and there wouldn't be a Cindy without her sassy, black sidekick, Brenda. 1638 01:18:16,850 --> 01:18:20,250 You ain't have to say black with no heart beat like that. 1639 01:18:20,290 --> 01:18:22,810 Brenda, didn't you get shot? 1640 01:18:23,750 --> 01:18:24,150 Dara? 1641 01:18:25,610 --> 01:18:27,210 Oh, wait, that's it! 1642 01:18:27,510 --> 01:18:27,830 Oh, look! 1643 01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:30,940 Mom, what are you doing? 1644 01:18:30,940 --> 01:18:31,620 Stop dancing! 1645 01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:32,300 Oh, my God! 1646 01:18:32,300 --> 01:18:32,980 Stop dancing! 1647 01:18:33,100 --> 01:18:34,160 Everybody stop dancing! 1648 01:18:34,740 --> 01:18:35,340 Oh! 1649 01:18:36,100 --> 01:18:36,700 Mom! 1650 01:18:37,340 --> 01:18:37,820 No! 1651 01:18:39,240 --> 01:18:41,020 You called me Mom. 1652 01:18:41,940 --> 01:18:43,840 You care about me. 1653 01:18:44,660 --> 01:18:46,380 I want to go that far, but I'm in. 1654 01:18:46,380 --> 01:18:47,540 Sure. 1655 01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:48,480 Go get Tuesday. 1656 01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:50,260 Okay, ladies. 1657 01:18:50,420 --> 01:18:52,300 Time to stage the party. 1658 01:18:52,980 --> 01:18:55,060 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 1659 01:18:55,380 --> 01:18:55,700 Oh! 1660 01:18:56,180 --> 01:18:56,440 What? 1661 01:18:57,380 --> 01:18:58,740 Who are you people? 1662 01:18:58,940 --> 01:19:01,840 We're the motherfuckers who are taking over this franchise. 1663 01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:03,240 Oh, yeah? 1664 01:19:03,980 --> 01:19:04,580 Okay. 1665 01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:06,020 Oh, my God. 1666 01:19:06,100 --> 01:19:08,180 That was not part of the plan. 1667 01:19:09,020 --> 01:19:09,539 Oh, my God. 1668 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:12,680 Neither was this. 1669 01:19:13,260 --> 01:19:13,860 Oh! 1670 01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:14,520 Oh! 1671 01:19:15,940 --> 01:19:18,580 Wait, bring out one of those. 1672 01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:19,200 Oh! 1673 01:19:19,780 --> 01:19:20,760 Hot damn! 1674 01:19:23,260 --> 01:19:24,300 Anthony Anderson? 1675 01:19:24,860 --> 01:19:28,580 Yeah, and I brought my boy Kevin Hart with me. 1676 01:19:35,630 --> 01:19:36,150 What? 1677 01:19:36,470 --> 01:19:36,890 Shot? 1678 01:19:37,270 --> 01:19:37,850 That's right. 1679 01:19:38,070 --> 01:19:41,590 On my knees on the same night as Kevin, and Kevin said no. 1680 01:19:42,070 --> 01:19:43,050 Kevin Hart said no? 1681 01:19:43,330 --> 01:19:44,970 That little motherfucker says yes to everything. 1682 01:19:45,550 --> 01:19:46,210 Yeah, he does. 1683 01:19:46,210 --> 01:19:47,430 But wait. 1684 01:19:47,910 --> 01:19:49,290 There's more. 1685 01:19:50,470 --> 01:19:51,710 Ta-da! 1686 01:19:53,310 --> 01:19:53,930 Bitches! 1687 01:19:54,190 --> 01:19:54,590 Ray! 1688 01:19:54,990 --> 01:19:55,610 Shorty! 1689 01:19:55,770 --> 01:19:57,210 Yeah, that's right. 1690 01:19:57,950 --> 01:20:00,460 For Black Kill Year. 1691 01:20:00,870 --> 01:20:01,650 We're making history. 1692 01:20:02,350 --> 01:20:04,870 It's a new definition of black excellence. 1693 01:20:06,130 --> 01:20:07,630 But why would you do this? 1694 01:20:07,910 --> 01:20:08,330 Question. 1695 01:20:08,430 --> 01:20:08,930 It is. 1696 01:20:09,630 --> 01:20:12,070 Why would you try to make a sequel without us, huh? 1697 01:20:12,070 --> 01:20:16,870 Yeah, when the studio wanted to replace these brothers, I was there. 1698 01:20:17,330 --> 01:20:17,850 That's facts. 1699 01:20:18,430 --> 01:20:18,950 What about me? 1700 01:20:19,650 --> 01:20:20,190 What about you? 1701 01:20:20,450 --> 01:20:22,810 You were in one scene in part four. 1702 01:20:23,170 --> 01:20:26,030 Yes, but I made that motherfucker Dr. Phil cut his foot off. 1703 01:20:26,150 --> 01:20:27,150 And he crazy now. 1704 01:20:27,190 --> 01:20:28,130 Yeah, he got winded. 1705 01:20:28,510 --> 01:20:30,490 But you see what they trying to do? 1706 01:20:30,670 --> 01:20:32,710 They trying to pit us all up against each other. 1707 01:20:32,910 --> 01:20:35,630 They trying to start black on very black crime. 1708 01:20:35,830 --> 01:20:36,270 That's right. 1709 01:20:36,990 --> 01:20:37,470 Yo, Shot. 1710 01:20:38,010 --> 01:20:39,790 Hey, I'm proud of you, bro. 1711 01:20:39,790 --> 01:20:44,050 You've had an amazing career as a sports commentator since retiring from basketball. 1712 01:20:44,090 --> 01:20:46,530 And I love the big podcast. 1713 01:20:46,710 --> 01:20:47,730 I love that shit. 1714 01:20:48,390 --> 01:20:50,290 Even though I don't understand a word you be saying. 1715 01:20:50,670 --> 01:20:51,890 You be on that show talking about... 1716 01:20:51,890 --> 01:20:52,850 All right, all right, Benjamin. 1717 01:20:53,410 --> 01:20:54,150 All right, all right. 1718 01:20:54,170 --> 01:20:54,690 Thanks, Benjamin. 1719 01:20:55,770 --> 01:20:56,250 Kobe. 1720 01:20:56,630 --> 01:20:57,090 Enough. 1721 01:20:57,970 --> 01:21:01,210 But my point is, nigga, I love your shit. 1722 01:21:02,550 --> 01:21:04,490 But I never got over Kazam. 1723 01:21:05,030 --> 01:21:07,490 Get out of here, Ray. 1724 01:21:07,650 --> 01:21:09,130 Get your big ass over here. 1725 01:21:09,150 --> 01:21:11,670 Why did you leave the veggies? 1726 01:21:12,070 --> 01:21:13,430 You and Kobe, who the heck? 1727 01:21:13,710 --> 01:21:14,230 Nice. 1728 01:21:14,850 --> 01:21:16,250 That motherfucker treated me. 1729 01:21:16,670 --> 01:21:17,190 Shaquille. 1730 01:21:17,769 --> 01:21:20,690 How big is your butt? 1731 01:21:20,850 --> 01:21:21,370 22. 1732 01:21:21,550 --> 01:21:24,290 Then how big is your dick? 1733 01:21:24,530 --> 01:21:25,850 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ray. 1734 01:21:26,050 --> 01:21:26,530 Boss. 1735 01:21:26,630 --> 01:21:27,670 What the fuck you talking about? 1736 01:21:27,710 --> 01:21:28,790 I'm doing it for the culture. 1737 01:21:29,110 --> 01:21:30,050 What culture? 1738 01:21:30,550 --> 01:21:31,330 Culture club. 1739 01:21:31,790 --> 01:21:32,570 Uh-oh. 1740 01:21:32,570 --> 01:21:33,250 Come on, Ray. 1741 01:21:33,250 --> 01:21:33,890 We killing people. 1742 01:21:34,010 --> 01:21:34,450 Stay focused. 1743 01:21:34,450 --> 01:21:35,170 All right, all right, all right. 1744 01:21:35,310 --> 01:21:35,650 We back. 1745 01:21:36,610 --> 01:21:38,930 Hey, don't you worry. 1746 01:21:39,090 --> 01:21:39,870 We family. 1747 01:21:40,790 --> 01:21:42,150 Mad respect, man. 1748 01:21:43,050 --> 01:21:45,390 Black is nominated for eight Emmys. 1749 01:21:45,450 --> 01:21:46,090 My nigga. 1750 01:21:47,230 --> 01:21:49,650 Actually, the show was only nominated for five. 1751 01:21:49,830 --> 01:21:51,690 I was nominated for eight. 1752 01:21:51,810 --> 01:21:52,410 Wow. 1753 01:21:52,890 --> 01:21:53,790 Way to go. 1754 01:21:53,990 --> 01:21:54,830 He's the best. 1755 01:21:55,130 --> 01:21:55,350 He is. 1756 01:21:55,750 --> 01:21:57,930 Oh, the nomination. 1757 01:21:58,810 --> 01:21:59,410 Yeah. 1758 01:22:01,630 --> 01:22:03,090 But you never were. 1759 01:22:03,190 --> 01:22:03,690 What? 1760 01:22:04,470 --> 01:22:04,690 Shit. 1761 01:22:05,490 --> 01:22:06,310 Oh, no. 1762 01:22:07,470 --> 01:22:09,190 No face match to me, motherfucker. 1763 01:22:09,390 --> 01:22:10,370 This shit is for doing. 1764 01:22:10,510 --> 01:22:12,370 Scary movies paying for. 1765 01:22:12,670 --> 01:22:14,750 I literally fired the family. 1766 01:22:15,030 --> 01:22:19,890 Is this a copy of our good times episode on Slackish? 1767 01:22:20,050 --> 01:22:21,520 But you guys were on the WB. 1768 01:22:23,050 --> 01:22:24,970 Nobody saw that shit. 1769 01:22:27,150 --> 01:22:27,390 Oh. 1770 01:22:27,550 --> 01:22:28,150 No, no, no. 1771 01:22:28,150 --> 01:22:29,230 And you. 1772 01:22:29,690 --> 01:22:30,310 And you. 1773 01:22:30,890 --> 01:22:33,670 Y'all went and did scary movie three and four without us. 1774 01:22:33,910 --> 01:22:34,910 I'm sorry. 1775 01:22:35,050 --> 01:22:40,050 They often be sucking the leaves, they don't itch. 1776 01:22:41,070 --> 01:22:42,010 What about you? 1777 01:22:43,350 --> 01:22:48,010 Well, I had a chance to work with the incomparable Charlie Sheen. 1778 01:22:50,320 --> 01:22:50,940 That's good. 1779 01:22:51,140 --> 01:22:53,200 He's a legend in his dick games. 1780 01:22:53,300 --> 01:22:53,640 Crazy. 1781 01:22:53,980 --> 01:22:58,700 You know, he slept with 47,000 women and 1,000 of them women were dudes. 1782 01:22:58,960 --> 01:22:59,980 Lucky guy. 1783 01:23:01,140 --> 01:23:01,740 Wait. 1784 01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:03,800 So y'all gonna kill us now? 1785 01:23:05,380 --> 01:23:05,980 Nah. 1786 01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:09,600 What would Halloween be without Jamie Lee Curtis? 1787 01:23:09,900 --> 01:23:11,900 Or Scream be without Nev Kim? 1788 01:23:12,220 --> 01:23:13,380 That would be Scream 6. 1789 01:23:13,580 --> 01:23:16,140 How did you guys pull all of this off? 1790 01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:16,780 Sandy. 1791 01:23:17,580 --> 01:23:19,720 You know how many wages there are? 1792 01:23:20,540 --> 01:23:21,420 Nigga, billions. 1793 01:23:21,820 --> 01:23:22,260 Billions. 1794 01:23:22,660 --> 01:23:25,500 I'm just so happy that the old gang is back together. 1795 01:23:26,140 --> 01:23:28,400 Okay, in the middle, on three. 1796 01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:29,780 Corp 4. 1797 01:23:30,060 --> 01:23:30,980 Nah, nah. 1798 01:23:31,100 --> 01:23:31,460 Beat that. 1799 01:23:31,660 --> 01:23:32,480 That's corny. 1800 01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:32,900 That's wack. 1801 01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:37,080 What about the young and the restless? 1802 01:23:37,440 --> 01:23:39,920 Yeah, or the old and then the beautiful. 1803 01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:42,820 Or the cute and the crusty. 1804 01:23:42,960 --> 01:23:45,000 Yeah, or the sexy and then the seedy. 1805 01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,580 We were brought in to take over the franchise. 1806 01:23:53,980 --> 01:23:54,580 That's right. 1807 01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:56,880 And you've been here like 70 years. 1808 01:23:56,880 --> 01:23:57,320 Whoa. 1809 01:24:01,700 --> 01:24:03,640 I should drag that one for myself. 1810 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:05,260 Oh, my back hurts. 1811 01:24:06,860 --> 01:24:07,860 Guys, guys. 1812 01:24:08,100 --> 01:24:09,200 They're already dead. 1813 01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:09,560 Nah. 1814 01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:11,480 Little fuckers always come back. 1815 01:24:11,700 --> 01:24:12,140 Oh, no. 1816 01:24:12,460 --> 01:24:13,320 Not this time. 1817 01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:14,160 Exactly. 1818 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:15,280 Come on, let's go. 1819 01:24:15,420 --> 01:24:15,840 Let's go. 1820 01:24:16,060 --> 01:24:16,540 We're not even ready. 1821 01:24:17,460 --> 01:24:18,020 Next one. 1822 01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:18,800 Next one. 1823 01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:20,260 Next generation. 1824 01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:21,260 My ass. 1825 01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:29,400 Whoa, bitch. 1826 01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:29,880 Whoa. 1827 01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:42,660 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1828 01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:44,140 Can we shoot that? 1829 01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:45,480 I mean, those are our kids. 1830 01:24:45,940 --> 01:24:47,000 Fuck those kids. 1831 01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:49,220 This is our franchise. 1832 01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:53,980 Yeah, besides, did you know all these dramatic walkaways to find that was? 1833 01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:55,420 Damn, son. 1834 01:24:56,100 --> 01:24:56,840 Oh, no. 1835 01:24:57,360 --> 01:24:58,360 I kind of like you. 1836 01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:00,680 You do, right? 1837 01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:01,720 We should play fire. 1838 01:25:01,900 --> 01:25:03,760 You want to dress up like a bad bitch? 1839 01:25:04,060 --> 01:25:05,660 No, I want you to dress up like a bad bitch. 1840 01:25:06,940 --> 01:25:07,800 Y'all do the drag. 1841 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,944 FRENCH-STREAM