1
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Chad!

2
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Doing great, bud.

3
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Almost on time for work...

4
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tomorrow!

5
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Do not fucking rush me, Ryan.

6
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Stupid alarm didn't
go off last night.

7
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You set it for PM again?

8
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No! This bullshit dollar
store charger

9
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crapped out in
the middle of the night.

10
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Who's fault is that?

11
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Whoever made
the dollar general an officer.

12
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Dude shouldn't even
be in a boot camp.

13
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Maybe, you know, just don't buy
your phone chargers

14
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from the dollar general.

15
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- Maybe you doing...
- Yeah? Maybe. Fuck you!

16
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Chad!

17
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Shannon.

18
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You stayed over?

19
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Are you kidding? Yeah.

20
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Did we...?

21
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Uh-huh.

22
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Was I conscience?

23
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- Conscious.
- That's what I said.

24
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I was.

25
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- Oh.
- Nice to see you, Shannon!

26
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- Oh.
- We're late.

27
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Oh!

28
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Jesus! How much did you
have to drink last night?

29
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Not enough. I still
hate our fucking job.

30
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You smell like my uncle.

31
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You're uncle's a badass.

32
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Alright, if living in
a Winnebago is

33
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a badass, yeah.

34
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Han Solo lived in
the Millennium Falcon.

35
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You don't see anybody
making fun of him.

36
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Wow!

37
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You know, if that management
position doesn't work out,

38
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you should really consider
motivational speaking.

39
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I know! You're driving,
by the way. I'm out of gas.

40
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Yeah. Shocker.

41
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This is bullshit. We requested
the day off two months ago.

42
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If we're late tonight,
I'm fucking quitting.

43
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Quitting would be too easy.

44
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We shall revolt like the
legendary outlaw Pancho Villa.

45
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Dude, read a book.

46
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Fuck!

47
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Your phone is so old.

48
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Who's Catherine?

49
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Dude, fucking
give me that, man! Nosy.

50
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You trying to kill us? Read that for me.

51
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I'm just glad it's not Jane.

52
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Like, for once.

53
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So, who's Catherine? Do tell.

54
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You know her.
She graduated with us.

55
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Wait is this the girl that you
banged in the stacks senior year?

56
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I mean, you could call it sex

57
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but, uh, I was definitely not
winning any awards

58
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for that performance.
If it were a race,

59
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I probably would have
had a scholarship somewhere.

60
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"Looking forward to
seeing you tonight."

61
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

62
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Will probably be an early one.

63
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Can't go all night
like I used to.

64
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What a fucking loser!

65
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Dude, ten years makes
everyone so boring.

66
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I can't remember the last time I
had a conversation with someone

67
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that didn't start with "So,
what do you do for a living?"

68
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And they start
frothing at the mouth

69
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as soon as they
get the opportunity

70
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to they try and turn
their life's successes

71
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into a dick measuring contest.

72
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You tell them you're
a furniture mover?

73
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Fuck no!

74
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I am a furniture extraction
engineer.

75
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Thank you very much.

76
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Fucking ridiculous.

77
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You meeting up
with anyone tonight?

78
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Trina 'Double-D' Davis.

79
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Trina. Dude, she's smart.

80
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What is she doing
talking to you?

81
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Like I said, I'm an engineer.

82
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Ooh, pull in here.

83
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You know, if we were
stopping to get gas

84
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we could've just taken your car.

85
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We're not getting gas.

86
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I'm gonna stop in
and say hi to your mom.

87
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Thank God.

88
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Yup. Be cool. Be cool.

89
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Fuck it.

90
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Chad?

91
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Shawn.

92
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- What's up, man?
- Hey,

93
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what's going on, man?
It's good to see you.

94
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Yeah, you too.

95
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What are you doing these days?

96
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You're a mover now?

97
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Yeah, for now.

98
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It's whatever. It's not so bad.

99
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You know, if you're ever
interested in coming back...

100
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I'm fine.

101
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Thanks.

102
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You know, actually, it's...

103
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They just offered me
a manager role.

104
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So I might take it.

105
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We'll see.

106
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Good for you.

107
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Thanks.

108
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Hey, I'll, uh, tell everybody
at the station you said "Hey."

109
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Yeah, do.

110
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- See you around.
- See ya!

111
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If we get the biggest move today

112
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I'm gonna lose my goddamn mind.

113
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Calm down! Kurt said he only
needed us for a few hours

114
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and then he's
gonna cut us loose.

115
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Kurt's perception of time is
looser than Kobayashi's asshole.

116
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We've got a better chance to
crack the fucking Da Vinci code

117
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than we do getting off
a decent hour.

118
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"I never want to see you again.

119
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Take your tiny dick

120
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and stick it down
the garbage disposal.

121
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You stupid, selfish
piece of shit."

122
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Selfish?

123
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Do you believe that?

124
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I am so fucking nice.

125
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She might come around.

126
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- You think so?
- No.

127
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What's up, homeboys?

128
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- What's up?
- What's up?

129
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Oh, look who decided to show up.

130
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Fashionably late.

131
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Yo, guys, that was
insane last night.

132
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Chad, dude, that was the biggest
piano I have ever seen.

133
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What's left of it.

134
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Uh, alright.
See you later, guys.

135
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Ryan.

136
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- Chad.
- Morning, Kurt.

137
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You're late. Again.

138
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Are we?

139
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You got off 6 hours ago.
You're welcome.

140
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My office. Now!

141
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- Hey, Kurt. Meet me!
- Okay, Kurt.

142
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Hey, you know, I heard that.

143
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Sorry...
Thought you said something.

144
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Never mind.

145
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So, here's who you're moving.

146
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Breathe.

147
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- Bullshit, Kurt!
- Hey!

148
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It's a bullshit estimate.

149
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Thirty boxes, one bed
and a dresser?

150
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We asked what they had
and that's what they reported.

151
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It's a 6000 square foot house.

152
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Who the fuck has one bed
in a house that big?

153
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- Psychopaths.
- It's none of your business how much furniture people have.

154
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My neighbor, Pete Granger,
doesn't use furniture.

155
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He stands like a cow
while watching TV.

156
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You should see his calves.

157
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What?

158
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Now someone has to pick that up.

159
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I got it.

160
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You know what?
They read some reviews

161
00:07:53,668 --> 00:07:55,670
of you two online
and they requested you.

162
00:07:55,804 --> 00:07:57,305
I'd take it as a compliment.

163
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Oh, yeah?

164
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Well, next time you get
fucked in the ass, Kurt

165
00:08:01,009 --> 00:08:03,612
don't forget to turn around
and say, "Thank you" afterwards.

166
00:08:04,913 --> 00:08:05,913
Look...

167
00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:08,483
If corporate sees
that you get requested,

168
00:08:08,617 --> 00:08:11,019
it's out of my hands.
It's corporate.

169
00:08:11,152 --> 00:08:13,655
Anyway, I got this new guy

170
00:08:13,788 --> 00:08:15,824
to help you out
if things go sideways.

171
00:08:16,258 --> 00:08:18,226
No! I've seen the guys you hire.

172
00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:21,062
They're all freaks. And the
last one smelled like a foot.

173
00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:22,530
Yeah, he, for sure
killed someone.

174
00:08:22,664 --> 00:08:25,133
We do background checks now.

175
00:08:25,267 --> 00:08:26,735
Anyway, this guy is different.

176
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He's here for the summer
before he starts

177
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a football scholarship
in the fall.

178
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He wants to stay in shape
by being a mover.

179
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- Dedication.
- We can try him out.

180
00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:39,581
All right.

181
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He's in the lobby.
Go introduce yourselves.

182
00:08:42,951 --> 00:08:45,720
Actually, Ryan, if you could
stick around just for a second.

183
00:08:45,854 --> 00:08:47,255
Now you did it.

184
00:08:47,389 --> 00:08:49,991
Here, take these sleeves
with you.

185
00:08:59,034 --> 00:09:01,202
- So, what's up?
- So...

186
00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:03,071
As you may have heard

187
00:09:03,204 --> 00:09:05,907
corporate is looking to hire
a new assistant manager.

188
00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:08,242
Oh, yeah?

189
00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:09,377
Yeah.

190
00:09:09,511 --> 00:09:12,647
Corporate. Lotta contenders.

191
00:09:12,948 --> 00:09:15,550
Pretty, uh, stiff competition.

192
00:09:17,886 --> 00:09:21,957
Uh, they asked
if you'd be interested.

193
00:09:24,693 --> 00:09:26,661
Fucking Kurt!

194
00:09:29,064 --> 00:09:30,098
Hey, what's up?

195
00:09:31,599 --> 00:09:32,834
Are you the guy?

196
00:09:33,335 --> 00:09:34,336
What?

197
00:09:34,636 --> 00:09:36,371
Are you new here?
Are you the ball player?

198
00:09:36,671 --> 00:09:38,873
Yeah, I, uh,
start at OSU this fall.

199
00:09:39,007 --> 00:09:40,075
I'm Kip.

200
00:09:42,377 --> 00:09:44,779
Dude, you're gonna get killed.

201
00:09:45,313 --> 00:09:46,648
You know, I'm flattered

202
00:09:46,781 --> 00:09:49,050
but I think Chad really
wanted the position.

203
00:09:49,418 --> 00:09:51,252
Why the fuck did you apply here?

204
00:09:51,386 --> 00:09:53,030
You can't work here if you're
on a hunger strike.

205
00:09:53,054 --> 00:09:55,390
Can you even lift your dick
to take a piss?

206
00:09:55,523 --> 00:09:58,860
If it's windy out today,
I am <i>not</i> gonna catch you.

207
00:10:01,930 --> 00:10:03,530
Corporate's taking me out
to lunch today.

208
00:10:03,598 --> 00:10:06,301
Well, technically, everybody
goes, but they're treating.

209
00:10:07,002 --> 00:10:08,703
Golden Corral. You ever been?

210
00:10:10,238 --> 00:10:11,407
Yeah.

211
00:10:11,539 --> 00:10:12,783
The food makes me
a little sleepy

212
00:10:12,807 --> 00:10:16,211
but best steaks ever.

213
00:10:16,344 --> 00:10:17,545
And it's a buffet,

214
00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:19,681
so they let you
take a couple to go.

215
00:10:20,949 --> 00:10:26,021
You know, all I'm saying is:
benefits, PTO, a future.

216
00:10:26,588 --> 00:10:28,623
Nobody wants to be
a mover forever.

217
00:10:29,858 --> 00:10:30,892
Think about it.

218
00:10:31,292 --> 00:10:32,972
And, uh, let me know
by the end of the day.

219
00:10:34,929 --> 00:10:36,031
So what'd he want?

220
00:10:36,965 --> 00:10:38,700
Just, uh, same old stuff.

221
00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:41,437
I can't believe
he's pulling this shit.

222
00:10:42,237 --> 00:10:43,938
We're gonna be out all night.
Just watch.

223
00:10:44,239 --> 00:10:46,041
And then he acts
like he's doing us a favor

224
00:10:46,174 --> 00:10:48,843
giving us some useless,
bitch-ass new guy?

225
00:10:48,977 --> 00:10:50,979
You think he's ever even
moved furniture before?

226
00:10:51,112 --> 00:10:53,014
I don't know.
Why don't we just ask him?

227
00:10:53,948 --> 00:10:56,584
Hey, new guy, you ever move
furniture before?

228
00:10:57,052 --> 00:10:58,686
Me? No.

229
00:10:59,120 --> 00:10:59,754
Fucking told you!

230
00:10:59,888 --> 00:11:00,889
Ryan, meet the towel boy.

231
00:11:01,022 --> 00:11:02,924
Flat Stanley, this is Ryan.

232
00:11:03,324 --> 00:11:04,659
Ryan. Nice to meet you.

233
00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:06,628
Kip. Nice to meet you too.

234
00:11:07,662 --> 00:11:09,297
You're playing
at OSU in the fall?

235
00:11:09,432 --> 00:11:10,432
Yeah. Yeah.

236
00:11:11,066 --> 00:11:13,001
Jesus, man!
You're gonna get killed.

237
00:11:14,569 --> 00:11:15,670
Let's go!

238
00:11:25,548 --> 00:11:27,148
You seeing
what's her name tonight?

239
00:11:27,483 --> 00:11:28,716
Who?

240
00:11:30,519 --> 00:11:32,220
Jane? I don't know. Maybe.

241
00:11:32,353 --> 00:11:33,221
I didn't talk to her.

242
00:11:33,354 --> 00:11:36,224
Oh, uh-huh. "Who?"

243
00:11:36,758 --> 00:11:38,593
Idiot.

244
00:11:46,267 --> 00:11:48,603
Can you call the guy? Let
him know we're 15 minutes out.

245
00:11:48,736 --> 00:11:49,938
It's a lady, actually.

246
00:11:50,071 --> 00:11:51,071
A what?

247
00:11:51,139 --> 00:11:52,419
Give me the paperwork.
I'll call.

248
00:11:52,541 --> 00:11:54,577
- No.
- No?

249
00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:55,743
What do you mean, "No"?

250
00:11:55,877 --> 00:11:57,480
You're in a mood.,

251
00:11:57,612 --> 00:11:59,280
I'm not in a fucking mood!

252
00:12:00,483 --> 00:12:02,050
Yeah, I'm calling.

253
00:12:04,152 --> 00:12:05,820
You're a pushover on the phone.

254
00:12:07,423 --> 00:12:09,791
You're... Just drive!
Pay attention.

255
00:12:10,493 --> 00:12:11,493
She's hot.

256
00:12:11,594 --> 00:12:13,228
What kind of a phone is that?

257
00:12:14,062 --> 00:12:17,098
This, here is
the Motorola XP900.

258
00:12:17,632 --> 00:12:21,537
This baby has been dropped,
slammed, ran over, pissed on...

259
00:12:21,669 --> 00:12:24,607
It's even been hit by an
aluminum bat about eighty yards.

260
00:12:24,739 --> 00:12:25,807
Eighty five.

261
00:12:26,307 --> 00:12:28,810
It's resilience is second only
to the Terminator.

262
00:12:28,943 --> 00:12:30,546
That's crazy!

263
00:12:30,678 --> 00:12:31,746
Where'd you get it?

264
00:12:32,046 --> 00:12:33,482
I've had it since high school.

265
00:12:34,382 --> 00:12:36,317
Still going strong
after ten years.

266
00:12:37,986 --> 00:12:40,221
Wow! You're older than I th...

267
00:12:43,459 --> 00:12:44,993
Yeah, Kip?

268
00:12:45,126 --> 00:12:49,030
No, it's just... you're, you're
just older than, than I...

269
00:12:49,164 --> 00:12:51,500
- Oh, yeah. Keep going. Go ahead.
- No, it's just that...

270
00:12:51,634 --> 00:12:55,203
- You don't look as old as you are.
- Oh?

271
00:12:55,336 --> 00:12:57,473
There's a good field ahead
where we can bury this guy.

272
00:12:57,606 --> 00:12:59,650
Can you call the lady and let
her know we'll be a little late?

273
00:12:59,674 --> 00:13:01,042
Yeah, already dialing.

274
00:13:01,342 --> 00:13:03,646
- I didn't mean that you were...
- Kip!

275
00:13:04,846 --> 00:13:07,382
One more fucking word and I will
throw you out of this vehicle

276
00:13:07,516 --> 00:13:10,185
faster than you can say
VHS Floppy Disk.

277
00:13:12,488 --> 00:13:13,522
What?

278
00:13:13,922 --> 00:13:15,491
- New guy should call.
- Yeah.

279
00:13:15,624 --> 00:13:16,991
You brought this on yourself.

280
00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:18,927
Me? I, I have never done this...

281
00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:20,828
You gotta learn at some point.

282
00:13:22,631 --> 00:13:24,232
You said this was peed on?

283
00:13:24,633 --> 00:13:25,867
Yup.

284
00:13:34,876 --> 00:13:37,946
I don't like this, dude. These
houses are pretty fucking big.

285
00:13:38,246 --> 00:13:40,848
We could park our house
<i>in</i> these houses.

286
00:13:41,349 --> 00:13:43,017
I know! Calm down.

287
00:13:43,151 --> 00:13:44,486
We're not there yet.

288
00:13:45,753 --> 00:13:47,055
Oh, shit!

289
00:13:47,889 --> 00:13:49,290
This is it.

290
00:13:56,231 --> 00:13:57,231
Wow.

291
00:13:57,265 --> 00:13:59,568
"One fucking bed," my ass!

292
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:02,303
Oh, she said not to park
in the driveway.

293
00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:04,172
- Really?
- Fuck that noise!

294
00:14:04,305 --> 00:14:07,443
She said it's fragile cement
or something.

295
00:14:07,576 --> 00:14:09,978
Why? Is, is that bad?

296
00:14:13,948 --> 00:14:15,183
A little lesson.

297
00:14:15,551 --> 00:14:17,885
The walking distance between
the house and the truck

298
00:14:18,019 --> 00:14:19,787
is the biggest time factor
in a move.

299
00:14:20,088 --> 00:14:22,023
And how much
fucking shit they have.

300
00:14:22,323 --> 00:14:24,225
And how much
fucking shit they have.

301
00:14:25,527 --> 00:14:26,527
Oh.

302
00:14:27,563 --> 00:14:28,563
It's always something.

303
00:14:28,631 --> 00:14:29,740
"Can you park in the street?

304
00:14:29,764 --> 00:14:31,500
Is alright if we
add a few items?

305
00:14:31,634 --> 00:14:33,167
Can you help us finish packing?

306
00:14:33,301 --> 00:14:36,137
We have a Precor treadmill.
Can you help us take that apart?

307
00:14:36,904 --> 00:14:38,773
Our dressers are
full of breakables.

308
00:14:38,906 --> 00:14:40,743
How heavy could a hot tub be?

309
00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:43,144
Did you take our dog crate?
You did?

310
00:14:43,278 --> 00:14:44,912
Can you take our dog too?"

311
00:14:45,046 --> 00:14:46,814
Hey, game face.

312
00:14:51,453 --> 00:14:52,655
- Hi.
- Hi.

313
00:14:52,787 --> 00:14:53,589
Hello.

314
00:14:53,722 --> 00:14:55,089
How are you doing?

315
00:14:55,524 --> 00:14:56,791
Fine. How are you?

316
00:14:56,924 --> 00:14:58,564
We're doing great.
Thank you for asking...

317
00:14:58,661 --> 00:14:59,794
Let's get started.

318
00:14:59,927 --> 00:15:01,229
The living room's over here.

319
00:15:01,362 --> 00:15:03,364
I think that's where
the biggest stuff is.

320
00:15:07,835 --> 00:15:12,340
Oh. Hey, we left the door stretcher
in the truck. Can you run and grab it?

321
00:15:12,874 --> 00:15:13,742
Door stretcher?

322
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:15,376
Yeah, we need it. Thanks.

323
00:15:18,547 --> 00:15:21,082
Oh, be real careful
with the leg on this table.

324
00:15:21,215 --> 00:15:23,318
You guys broke it the last time.

325
00:15:23,452 --> 00:15:24,952
I've never seen
that table in my life.

326
00:15:25,086 --> 00:15:26,954
The last time we used
your company

327
00:15:27,088 --> 00:15:28,524
the guys broke it.

328
00:15:29,257 --> 00:15:31,159
- So you called us back.
- Excuse me.

329
00:15:31,527 --> 00:15:32,527
May I interject?

330
00:15:33,061 --> 00:15:34,362
What all in this room is going?

331
00:15:34,829 --> 00:15:36,164
Everything.

332
00:15:37,098 --> 00:15:38,138
- Everything?
- Everything?

333
00:15:38,266 --> 00:15:39,768
Yes.

334
00:15:40,134 --> 00:15:42,638
We're moving.
I told them this over the phone.

335
00:15:42,771 --> 00:15:45,073
Of course
you did. What you said...

336
00:15:45,206 --> 00:15:48,018
We've the moving the inventory of all
the items that we're supposed to be taking

337
00:15:48,042 --> 00:15:49,578
that was reported to our office.

338
00:15:50,044 --> 00:15:52,947
Now, that number tends
to fluctuate slightly

339
00:15:53,081 --> 00:15:55,149
because it's
difficult to account

340
00:15:55,283 --> 00:15:57,003
for every little thing
that's in your house.

341
00:15:57,352 --> 00:16:00,321
What, what we have on file
is 30 boxes and a bed.

342
00:16:00,456 --> 00:16:01,456
And a dresser.

343
00:16:01,557 --> 00:16:02,758
Yeah. And a dresser.

344
00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:04,526
Yeah, that's part of it.

345
00:16:04,926 --> 00:16:07,328
They told me I could add some
things if I needed to.

346
00:16:07,763 --> 00:16:09,431
Yeah. "Some."

347
00:16:09,565 --> 00:16:11,400
Yeah, okay. Let's just...

348
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,967
check the next room.

349
00:16:14,403 --> 00:16:16,170
I'll show you the upstairs.

350
00:16:16,304 --> 00:16:18,940
Motherfucking,
mother-shit-fucker!

351
00:16:21,175 --> 00:16:23,945
Be careful with these walls.
They're vintage.

352
00:16:24,078 --> 00:16:26,247
I couldn't find
the door stretcher.

353
00:16:27,949 --> 00:16:29,618
Where'd they get this guy?

354
00:16:29,752 --> 00:16:32,320
Don't worry. We won't tell Kurt.

355
00:16:32,887 --> 00:16:35,557
Oh, this goes. Obviously.

356
00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:37,493
Just a bedroom. Oh, there's

357
00:16:37,626 --> 00:16:39,586
still some packing
that needs to be done in there.

358
00:16:39,695 --> 00:16:42,063
You'll need to
take care of that first

359
00:16:42,196 --> 00:16:45,434
and this is my
oldest son's room.

360
00:16:53,941 --> 00:16:56,512
Oh, it's crazy!

361
00:16:56,645 --> 00:16:59,548
You never realize
how much stuff you have.

362
00:17:03,585 --> 00:17:06,154
Oh, Denny!

363
00:17:06,789 --> 00:17:07,789
Hi, mom.

364
00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:10,793
I told you to pick up in here.

365
00:17:10,925 --> 00:17:13,094
I know. I was gonna. I will!

366
00:17:13,227 --> 00:17:14,797
Chop, chop!

367
00:17:14,929 --> 00:17:17,965
And enough
with the computer games.

368
00:17:22,970 --> 00:17:24,939
Oh, smells like a good game.

369
00:17:28,376 --> 00:17:30,646
And this is my daughter's room.

370
00:17:30,779 --> 00:17:34,450
Oh, she'll be here soon.
So maybe do this one last.

371
00:17:35,016 --> 00:17:36,652
Denny!

372
00:17:36,785 --> 00:17:38,520
Are you packing?

373
00:17:39,153 --> 00:17:40,456
Dude, she has a daughter.

374
00:17:40,589 --> 00:17:41,322
Yeah.

375
00:17:41,457 --> 00:17:42,957
Like mother, like daughter.

376
00:17:47,061 --> 00:17:49,665
Be careful with my bedroom set.

377
00:17:49,798 --> 00:17:50,798
It's Amish.

378
00:17:54,837 --> 00:17:55,938
Oh, shit!

379
00:17:57,305 --> 00:18:00,975
- What's wrong?
- What you have here is a TechnoSleepex 6000.

380
00:18:01,108 --> 00:18:02,520
Yeah. They said you could
take it apart

381
00:18:02,544 --> 00:18:04,513
and put it back together for me.

382
00:18:04,646 --> 00:18:05,647
Of course they did!

383
00:18:05,781 --> 00:18:07,381
Because we're
professionally certified

384
00:18:07,516 --> 00:18:08,917
TechnoSleepex technicians.

385
00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:11,118
Okay, perfect.

386
00:18:13,321 --> 00:18:14,866
We're gonna need
a second fucking truck.

387
00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:17,325
It might not be so bad.

388
00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:20,061
Lift that.

389
00:18:30,004 --> 00:18:31,038
Jesus!

390
00:18:31,172 --> 00:18:33,642
So, all this goes.

391
00:18:34,008 --> 00:18:36,545
Bedroom, bedroom.

392
00:18:37,044 --> 00:18:39,548
All the furniture.

393
00:18:39,681 --> 00:18:41,282
Theatre room.

394
00:18:41,984 --> 00:18:43,719
Projector stays.

395
00:18:44,018 --> 00:18:45,754
Oh, and this goes.

396
00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:51,460
Did the treadmill come in
like that or in a box?

397
00:18:51,827 --> 00:18:54,763
That was so long ago.
I really can't remember.

398
00:18:55,664 --> 00:18:56,664
It's too wide.

399
00:18:57,098 --> 00:18:59,066
- Really? Looks like it'll fit.
- Nope!

400
00:18:59,568 --> 00:19:02,169
It'll probably need to be taken apart.

401
00:19:03,271 --> 00:19:05,339
Forget it. My husband,
he can deal with it.

402
00:19:06,441 --> 00:19:08,477
Not so bad, right?

403
00:19:09,210 --> 00:19:10,490
I actually think
we can get this.

404
00:19:10,612 --> 00:19:13,582
Just looks like a few bolts.

405
00:19:13,715 --> 00:19:14,850
I think, maybe like a...

406
00:19:15,349 --> 00:19:17,351
A socket wrench
could get the job done.

407
00:19:17,686 --> 00:19:18,686
What do you think?

408
00:19:21,557 --> 00:19:22,658
Hello?

409
00:19:23,425 --> 00:19:25,359
- Relax.
- No.

410
00:19:25,494 --> 00:19:26,327
Dude.

411
00:19:26,461 --> 00:19:28,497
- Bro.
- Chill.

412
00:19:28,864 --> 00:19:29,865
I'm fine.

413
00:19:29,998 --> 00:19:31,065
Be nice.

414
00:19:31,198 --> 00:19:32,701
I am fucking nice.

415
00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:34,101
Jesus.

416
00:19:34,836 --> 00:19:35,971
Come with me, Rudy.

417
00:19:36,237 --> 00:19:37,706
Actually, it's Kip.

418
00:19:41,309 --> 00:19:43,110
- Alright, ma'am.
- Mm.

419
00:19:43,244 --> 00:19:44,513
Meredith.

420
00:19:45,179 --> 00:19:46,280
Excuse me?

421
00:19:46,415 --> 00:19:48,249
My name is Meredith.

422
00:19:48,382 --> 00:19:50,384
Ma'am?

423
00:19:50,519 --> 00:19:52,487
Makes me sound like
an old woman.

424
00:19:52,621 --> 00:19:53,755
Okay.

425
00:19:53,889 --> 00:19:56,123
Do you mind if we go over
some paperwork, Meredith?

426
00:19:57,258 --> 00:19:59,595
Mm, sure.

427
00:20:00,529 --> 00:20:01,806
We're gonna need to
park in the driveway

428
00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:03,073
to get this done
in a reasonable hour.

429
00:20:03,097 --> 00:20:05,033
Mm, I'm really worried about

430
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:07,903
that big truck
cracking my concrete.

431
00:20:08,336 --> 00:20:09,805
I promise it won't.

432
00:20:10,104 --> 00:20:12,608
Mm, I'm just not
comfortable with it.

433
00:20:13,341 --> 00:20:14,876
Then you're gonna need more guys

434
00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:16,210
and a second truck.

435
00:20:16,578 --> 00:20:18,547
And even then,
still gonna be a stretch

436
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,214
until we get everything
done today.

437
00:20:20,749 --> 00:20:22,584
Well, how much is
that gonna cost?

438
00:20:23,018 --> 00:20:23,885
A lot.

439
00:20:24,019 --> 00:20:25,353
Twice the hourly rates

440
00:20:25,487 --> 00:20:29,190
plus more because
you have approximately

441
00:20:29,323 --> 00:20:31,693
ten times the amount of sh...

442
00:20:31,827 --> 00:20:34,362
Stuff than you called
into the office.

443
00:20:35,697 --> 00:20:38,634
I don't know if I feel
comfortable paying that much.

444
00:20:39,534 --> 00:20:41,803
Look, I can tell you now

445
00:20:41,937 --> 00:20:44,573
or you could face it later
when you get the bill.

446
00:20:45,007 --> 00:20:46,742
<i>Or</i> we reschedule.

447
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:49,678
You get a new estimate, we
have you out sometime next week.

448
00:20:49,811 --> 00:20:51,813
Oh, no.

449
00:20:51,947 --> 00:20:53,214
We have to be out by today.

450
00:20:53,347 --> 00:20:55,249
We have an agreement
with the buyers.

451
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,419
Wonderful.

452
00:20:57,919 --> 00:21:00,098
Well, then you're gonna need
more guys to speed this up.

453
00:21:00,122 --> 00:21:01,122
End of story.

454
00:21:01,188 --> 00:21:02,891
Now, Kip. He is in training

455
00:21:03,025 --> 00:21:05,185
so we aren't gonna charge you
for him being here today.

456
00:21:05,226 --> 00:21:08,229
He won't break anything,
will he?

457
00:21:09,131 --> 00:21:10,164
No.

458
00:21:10,766 --> 00:21:12,366
But if it's just
the two and a half of us

459
00:21:12,801 --> 00:21:15,236
you're gonna be stuck
watching us loading your stuff

460
00:21:15,369 --> 00:21:17,204
while you eat your dinner.

461
00:21:20,876 --> 00:21:23,478
I really don't feel
comfortable with this.

462
00:21:24,046 --> 00:21:26,581
Ugh, this has got to be
the worst estimate

463
00:21:26,948 --> 00:21:28,349
I have ever gotten.

464
00:21:28,483 --> 00:21:30,686
Well, it's a two-way street.

465
00:21:32,487 --> 00:21:33,855
I'm sorry to hear that.

466
00:21:35,157 --> 00:21:36,323
Oh, the patio.

467
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:39,193
I forgot.
There's some stuff outside.

468
00:21:40,327 --> 00:21:41,730
Super.

469
00:21:43,230 --> 00:21:44,700
And we're both really excited

470
00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:46,501
because neither of our folks
were really

471
00:21:46,635 --> 00:21:48,470
gonna be able to
help out much with college

472
00:21:48,603 --> 00:21:50,605
but we both ended up
getting full rides.

473
00:21:50,739 --> 00:21:53,642
She's going to Columbia,
which is like a 12 hour drive.

474
00:21:53,775 --> 00:21:55,977
So if we really have to
see each other, we can.

475
00:21:56,478 --> 00:21:57,846
Isn't that somethin'?

476
00:21:58,547 --> 00:22:00,449
So, how long have you
been doing this?

477
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:04,251
I don't know.
Who's counting? 6 years.

478
00:22:04,686 --> 00:22:06,788
Wow. Have you always
wanted to be a mover?

479
00:22:06,922 --> 00:22:09,825
Yeah, you know,
my dad was a mover

480
00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:11,292
and his dad was a mover

481
00:22:11,426 --> 00:22:12,570
and just keeping it
in the family.

482
00:22:12,594 --> 00:22:14,228
- Really?
- No.

483
00:22:14,730 --> 00:22:16,050
One day, my friend,
you'll realize

484
00:22:16,098 --> 00:22:17,532
that money's a real thing.

485
00:22:17,899 --> 00:22:19,835
I actually went to OSU
for a few years

486
00:22:19,968 --> 00:22:21,335
but I had to bail out.

487
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,672
Really? How come?

488
00:22:26,608 --> 00:22:28,110
My friend's mom got sick.

489
00:22:28,744 --> 00:22:30,946
She was halfway across
the country at school

490
00:22:31,079 --> 00:22:32,379
and I was still close to home.

491
00:22:32,781 --> 00:22:35,484
I'd known her for a long time so
I offered to take care of her.

492
00:22:36,218 --> 00:22:37,719
That was really nice of you.

493
00:22:38,352 --> 00:22:39,488
Thanks.

494
00:22:41,056 --> 00:22:42,157
Turns out that, uh...

495
00:22:42,791 --> 00:22:45,359
playing nurse and school
was a little too much.

496
00:22:45,727 --> 00:22:47,796
Too bad you weren't premed.

497
00:22:48,096 --> 00:22:49,097
I was.

498
00:22:49,731 --> 00:22:53,568
Oh. Well, that's,
that's fine. I mean...

499
00:22:53,702 --> 00:22:55,003
Just keep packing, new guy.

500
00:22:55,137 --> 00:22:57,773
Your true skill set
lies in your silence.

501
00:23:00,475 --> 00:23:03,211
Um, I'm all out of bubble wrap.

502
00:23:03,344 --> 00:23:04,345
What do I do?

503
00:23:04,479 --> 00:23:05,714
I don't care.

504
00:23:13,622 --> 00:23:14,942
Fuck this lady!
I don't understand

505
00:23:15,023 --> 00:23:17,225
how people so dumb
can make it this far.

506
00:23:17,659 --> 00:23:18,760
Please lower your voice.

507
00:23:21,429 --> 00:23:22,473
Reinforcements are on their way.

508
00:23:22,497 --> 00:23:23,665
Who are they sending out?

509
00:23:23,799 --> 00:23:26,001
I don't know but if it's Justin,

510
00:23:26,134 --> 00:23:27,235
I swear to fucking God,

511
00:23:27,368 --> 00:23:28,770
I'm gonna have an aneurysm.

512
00:23:28,904 --> 00:23:30,972
Justin gets winded
carrying pillows.

513
00:23:32,674 --> 00:23:34,709
I'm gonna get started on
the masturbator's room.

514
00:23:35,143 --> 00:23:36,310
Have fun.

515
00:23:36,444 --> 00:23:38,180
Don't forget to check
for bedbugs.

516
00:23:39,114 --> 00:23:42,017
Wait, I thought only poor people
got bedbugs.

517
00:23:42,383 --> 00:23:45,352
There's no politics in
the choosing of their victims.

518
00:23:45,487 --> 00:23:47,388
Oh, Gucci.

519
00:23:47,522 --> 00:23:48,890
Don't say that.

520
00:23:52,861 --> 00:23:53,929
Scoot.

521
00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,969
I was just getting dressed.

522
00:24:15,951 --> 00:24:17,419
Kip!

523
00:24:24,759 --> 00:24:26,360
This one's all you, big guy.

524
00:24:28,395 --> 00:24:29,497
That's crazy.

525
00:24:31,233 --> 00:24:32,601
Why is there so much shit?

526
00:24:34,569 --> 00:24:36,471
I'm getting anxiety.

527
00:24:39,507 --> 00:24:41,943
- Hey! Hi.
- Hey, what's up?

528
00:24:42,477 --> 00:24:44,412
Yeah, can I show you something?

529
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,080
Sure.

530
00:24:46,548 --> 00:24:51,453
So, I don't think I showed
you this when you first got here.

531
00:24:55,490 --> 00:24:57,792
Boy, doing this every day.

532
00:24:57,926 --> 00:25:00,462
You probably never have to
go to the gym.

533
00:25:00,929 --> 00:25:03,765
Yeah. I mean, it keeps us
in pretty good shape.

534
00:25:04,232 --> 00:25:05,634
I can tell.

535
00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:15,076
It's an heirloom.

536
00:25:15,443 --> 00:25:17,612
It's been in the family
for years.

537
00:25:17,746 --> 00:25:19,214
It's really heavy

538
00:25:19,347 --> 00:25:21,049
and valuable.

539
00:25:22,550 --> 00:25:23,919
Okay.

540
00:25:24,052 --> 00:25:26,021
How'd they get
this thing in here?

541
00:25:27,722 --> 00:25:30,025
Well the last guys broke it
trying to get it in.

542
00:25:30,158 --> 00:25:33,528
And we had to spend a fortune
to get it fixed.

543
00:25:34,596 --> 00:25:35,830
Okay.

544
00:25:36,431 --> 00:25:37,832
We'll try to be careful.

545
00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:41,303
Oh, thanks so much.

546
00:25:44,339 --> 00:25:46,708
The cat's in here.
Let's keep this shut.

547
00:25:51,913 --> 00:25:52,714
Well?

548
00:25:52,847 --> 00:25:56,484
Um, I'll just be in the kitchen.

549
00:25:57,118 --> 00:25:58,153
Okay.

550
00:25:58,887 --> 00:26:00,121
Okay?

551
00:26:00,889 --> 00:26:01,923
Yeah.

552
00:26:09,798 --> 00:26:12,934
Can't, can't wait to...
Can't wait to see me?

553
00:26:13,268 --> 00:26:16,771
Can't wait to see me.
"Ryan, you look so good!"

554
00:26:17,372 --> 00:26:19,207
No, I'm not working out.

555
00:26:19,674 --> 00:26:21,676
Can't wait to see me.

556
00:26:26,247 --> 00:26:27,916
- Woah.
- Wow.

557
00:26:28,950 --> 00:26:30,051
Hi.

558
00:26:31,886 --> 00:26:34,723
Uh, we're here to, like,
move your stuff.

559
00:26:35,623 --> 00:26:39,160
Okay. Chad!

560
00:26:41,029 --> 00:26:42,564
Yeah?

561
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,067
Awesome.

562
00:26:46,201 --> 00:26:47,936
Meredith, Lance, Spooner.

563
00:26:48,069 --> 00:26:49,871
Guys, vice versa.

564
00:26:50,005 --> 00:26:51,206
- What's up?
- Hey.

565
00:26:51,906 --> 00:26:53,842
- Is Kurt here?
- No, he's at another job site.

566
00:26:53,975 --> 00:26:55,543
Another fucked up estimate.

567
00:26:56,445 --> 00:26:57,612
Shocker!

568
00:26:57,879 --> 00:26:59,080
Upstairs. Help the new guy.

569
00:26:59,214 --> 00:27:01,016
He's about to have
a panic attack.

570
00:27:02,550 --> 00:27:04,819
- Dude, she's hot!
- Yeah, no shit.

571
00:27:04,953 --> 00:27:07,155
- She's getting divorced?
- I hope so.

572
00:27:07,423 --> 00:27:10,225
- Dude, this place is sick.
- Yeah, but try not break shit.

573
00:27:10,358 --> 00:27:12,160
Why the fuck did they
hire us then?

574
00:27:12,827 --> 00:27:14,095
- Yo!
- What's up?

575
00:27:14,229 --> 00:27:16,231
Oh, Riff-Raff.
Welcome to the party.

576
00:27:16,364 --> 00:27:19,502
You, uh, looking at porn
on the job, buddy?

577
00:27:19,634 --> 00:27:21,202
No. Maybe.

578
00:27:21,336 --> 00:27:23,671
He can't watch porn
on that phone, dipshit.

579
00:27:23,805 --> 00:27:25,206
It's old as fuck!

580
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,776
Son's bedroom.
End of the hallway. Go.

581
00:27:28,176 --> 00:27:30,111
Help the new guy.
Do something constructive.

582
00:27:30,979 --> 00:27:33,416
- So sensitive.
- I know.

583
00:27:33,548 --> 00:27:34,849
Don't look at porn.

584
00:27:36,818 --> 00:27:38,987
Hey, uh, I'm Kip.

585
00:27:39,387 --> 00:27:40,955
Yeah, I'm...

586
00:27:41,089 --> 00:27:43,625
Fucking gross! Dude,
there's tissues everywhere!

587
00:27:43,758 --> 00:27:45,160
Are they hard or soft?

588
00:27:45,293 --> 00:27:47,228
Dude you could play dodge ball
with these things.

589
00:27:47,362 --> 00:27:49,631
Bro, this mattress is
cracking in half.

590
00:27:49,764 --> 00:27:52,967
- Ryan!
- Yo!

591
00:27:58,006 --> 00:27:59,006
Yeah?

592
00:28:00,443 --> 00:28:04,212
Trina Davis is
with Vito fucking Bambi no.

593
00:28:04,679 --> 00:28:05,780
Ew! Why?

594
00:28:06,881 --> 00:28:08,183
Because he's
a rich piece of shit

595
00:28:08,316 --> 00:28:10,685
who buys girls drinks
until they fuck him.

596
00:28:10,819 --> 00:28:12,654
He's posted a picture
with his arms around her

597
00:28:12,787 --> 00:28:14,689
and her eyes are
starting to slant.

598
00:28:14,989 --> 00:28:17,560
He's, he's preparing to pounce.

599
00:28:17,692 --> 00:28:19,928
Whoa! She's drunk already?
What time is it?

600
00:28:20,061 --> 00:28:21,663
I know that <i>guido</i> fuck.

601
00:28:21,796 --> 00:28:23,198
He is feeding her shots,

602
00:28:23,331 --> 00:28:26,334
pushing her hard
to make a terrible decision.

603
00:28:26,701 --> 00:28:28,269
If they, if they leave together,

604
00:28:28,404 --> 00:28:29,438
I may never recover.

605
00:28:30,205 --> 00:28:32,740
Look, the only women
who sleep with Vito Bambi no

606
00:28:32,874 --> 00:28:34,676
are looking for a warm bed.

607
00:28:35,110 --> 00:28:37,446
Trina went to Yale.
She already has a bed.

608
00:28:37,580 --> 00:28:42,150
I am here carrying furniture
for a stupid-ass company

609
00:28:42,283 --> 00:28:45,286
making dog-shit wage
for a bitchy customer

610
00:28:45,421 --> 00:28:47,155
that's probably not even
gonna tip us.

611
00:28:47,288 --> 00:28:50,992
And on top of that,
my fucking balls are chafing.

612
00:28:51,126 --> 00:28:53,261
They have been chafing
since Tuesday.

613
00:28:53,394 --> 00:28:56,865
We haven't gone off
earlier than 11 p.m. all week

614
00:28:56,998 --> 00:28:59,602
at which point, the stores
that sell the ball cream

615
00:28:59,734 --> 00:29:01,570
are fucking closed.

616
00:29:01,703 --> 00:29:03,004
Chad!

617
00:29:03,138 --> 00:29:04,205
What?!

618
00:29:07,375 --> 00:29:10,745
We need to get to
that reunion fast.

619
00:29:22,857 --> 00:29:24,159
What's up?

620
00:29:26,194 --> 00:29:28,730
I have to go pick up my son
from practice.

621
00:29:28,863 --> 00:29:31,099
His father was supposed to go

622
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:34,135
but he just bailed. Shocker!

623
00:29:34,570 --> 00:29:38,373
So, now I have to go
and leave you here.

624
00:29:39,475 --> 00:29:40,576
That's fine. Go.

625
00:29:41,042 --> 00:29:42,962
Well, how long do you think
you'll still be here?

626
00:29:43,077 --> 00:29:44,245
At least a couple of hours.

627
00:29:45,380 --> 00:29:46,981
Seriously?

628
00:29:47,483 --> 00:29:48,617
Seriously.

629
00:29:48,783 --> 00:29:50,653
Well, can you at least text me

630
00:29:50,785 --> 00:29:53,154
when you're close
to being done so I know?

631
00:29:53,688 --> 00:29:54,989
Sure, how long are you gonna be?

632
00:29:55,123 --> 00:29:58,159
Oh, God! Who knows
with this traffic?

633
00:29:58,760 --> 00:29:59,994
Okay, do your thing.

634
00:30:01,329 --> 00:30:03,898
How about you text me
on your way back?

635
00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:08,470
- Okay.
- Okay.

636
00:30:09,137 --> 00:30:10,371
Why?

637
00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:16,512
To make sure we're still here.

638
00:30:17,278 --> 00:30:19,013
Plus, cell phone reception's
a little spotty

639
00:30:19,147 --> 00:30:20,587
when you go out of
your neighborhood.

640
00:30:20,882 --> 00:30:23,051
- Really?
- Yeah.

641
00:30:23,184 --> 00:30:24,219
Weird.

642
00:30:29,491 --> 00:30:32,060
Denny! I'm leaving!

643
00:30:32,193 --> 00:30:33,495
Okay!

644
00:30:34,829 --> 00:30:35,930
Oh, hold up.

645
00:30:36,498 --> 00:30:38,166
One thing you do before
wrapping dressers,

646
00:30:38,299 --> 00:30:40,499
you got to make sure you
check the top drawers, alright?

647
00:30:40,536 --> 00:30:42,112
If there's anything fragile,
we end up flipping these things

648
00:30:42,136 --> 00:30:43,738
on the side
and hear stuff smash.

649
00:30:50,111 --> 00:30:52,380
- Ugh, that's wet.
- Yo.

650
00:30:57,051 --> 00:30:58,987
- She's leaving.
- Shut up.

651
00:30:59,488 --> 00:31:01,457
Okay, I'm leaving.

652
00:31:01,590 --> 00:31:03,626
Okay. Bye!

653
00:31:04,158 --> 00:31:05,670
Let's put
that truck in the driveway.

654
00:31:05,694 --> 00:31:08,664
I mean, that would
speed things up but...

655
00:31:08,796 --> 00:31:10,298
Yeah, and?

656
00:31:11,099 --> 00:31:13,067
Dude, if Kurt finds out.
It's not gonna look good.

657
00:31:14,802 --> 00:31:17,105
Since when do you give a shit
about what our boss thinks?

658
00:31:19,073 --> 00:31:20,375
Unbelievable!

659
00:31:23,044 --> 00:31:24,779
Kip, bubble wrap that dildo.

660
00:31:25,947 --> 00:31:28,950
- Is it fragile?
- Nope, gonna be hilarious.

661
00:33:22,230 --> 00:33:25,534
Woah! Nice.

662
00:33:55,731 --> 00:33:57,533
I fuckin' knew it, dude.

663
00:33:59,033 --> 00:34:00,368
Oh, God.

664
00:34:00,502 --> 00:34:01,637
Holy shit, dude!

665
00:34:01,770 --> 00:34:03,037
Dude, I told you, ain't no way

666
00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:05,106
is that lady
making ugly children.

667
00:34:05,239 --> 00:34:08,544
Yeah, except for some.
That fucker's adopted.

668
00:34:09,243 --> 00:34:10,278
Oh, my God.

669
00:34:10,412 --> 00:34:11,713
I would do so many things

670
00:34:11,847 --> 00:34:14,215
for an over-the-pants hand job.

671
00:34:14,348 --> 00:34:17,453
I can never imagine myself
settling down.

672
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:24,493
But, like, can you just imagine
coming home to that every day?

673
00:34:26,628 --> 00:34:28,396
What do you think
her voice sounds like?

674
00:34:29,096 --> 00:34:31,600
What? Her voice?

675
00:34:32,601 --> 00:34:36,505
Yeah, is it like high pitched
and stupid or is it like

676
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,140
"Francesca"

677
00:34:39,508 --> 00:34:41,677
I don't know who the fuck
would ever think of that.

678
00:34:42,109 --> 00:34:44,813
But I guarantee you'd piss yourself
the moment she talked to you.

679
00:34:44,947 --> 00:34:46,648
- I would not!
- You would too!

680
00:34:46,782 --> 00:34:47,950
Ahem, ahem.

681
00:34:48,082 --> 00:34:49,082
- Hi.
- Hi.

682
00:34:49,183 --> 00:34:50,586
- Hi.
- Hey.

683
00:34:52,688 --> 00:34:55,457
- We're here to move your stuff.
- Yeah, yeah.

684
00:34:56,725 --> 00:34:57,926
Okay. Um...

685
00:34:58,794 --> 00:35:01,229
You mind if I pack
some of it up first?

686
00:35:01,697 --> 00:35:04,065
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- No problem.

687
00:35:04,666 --> 00:35:07,402
Thanks.

688
00:35:10,037 --> 00:35:11,037
- Get out.
- Yeah.

689
00:35:11,138 --> 00:35:11,940
- Yeah.
- Yeah, totally.

690
00:35:12,073 --> 00:35:13,073
Yeah. Um.

691
00:35:13,408 --> 00:35:14,843
- I, uh...
- Yeah, no.

692
00:35:14,977 --> 00:35:16,186
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
- Yeah, alright.

693
00:35:16,210 --> 00:35:17,388
I told you you'd piss yourself.

694
00:35:17,412 --> 00:35:18,847
Dude, there's money there.

695
00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:20,181
Wow.

696
00:35:20,616 --> 00:35:23,251
Look, I just don't think
that Charlie's grandpa

697
00:35:23,384 --> 00:35:25,264
telling him that if he just
wants it bad enough,

698
00:35:25,353 --> 00:35:26,655
it's gonna happen

699
00:35:26,788 --> 00:35:28,588
is a great message to be
sending our children.

700
00:35:29,992 --> 00:35:33,662
Not to mention, that no one seems to
have a problem with a grown-ass man

701
00:35:33,795 --> 00:35:37,265
enslaving a rare breed of humans
to grow his candy.

702
00:35:37,399 --> 00:35:39,066
And where'd they all come from?

703
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,102
Those pumpkin faces
are all dudes.

704
00:35:41,235 --> 00:35:42,336
Where are the chicks?

705
00:35:42,905 --> 00:35:44,415
Probably at the bottom
of the chocolate river

706
00:35:44,439 --> 00:35:45,541
with Augustus Gloop.

707
00:35:46,008 --> 00:35:47,776
Now that's a movie I wanna see.

708
00:35:48,209 --> 00:35:49,645
Guys, there's a hot girl.

709
00:35:49,778 --> 00:35:51,680
- There's a hot girl here.
- Where?

710
00:35:51,813 --> 00:35:52,991
And I think she's into me.

711
00:35:53,015 --> 00:35:54,115
Where is she?

712
00:35:54,382 --> 00:35:55,784
She locked herself in her room.

713
00:35:55,918 --> 00:35:57,695
- Lance spooked her.
- Hey, come on, man. We both did!

714
00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:59,220
Dude, what are you
talking about?

715
00:35:59,353 --> 00:36:00,632
You literally pissed yourself
in front of her.

716
00:36:00,656 --> 00:36:02,299
- It was dripping down your wet...
- No, man!

717
00:36:02,323 --> 00:36:05,027
No! That's like,
that's like pre-sex juice, man.

718
00:36:05,159 --> 00:36:06,294
- How do you even...
- Hey!

719
00:36:06,428 --> 00:36:07,629
Go work on the master.

720
00:36:07,763 --> 00:36:09,163
We'll be there
in a minute, alright?

721
00:36:09,230 --> 00:36:10,899
Dude, she checked me out
up and down.

722
00:36:11,033 --> 00:36:12,510
- You get outta of our way!
- Maybe for a helmet.

723
00:36:12,534 --> 00:36:13,974
- Yeah, well...
- Dude, you literally

724
00:36:14,002 --> 00:36:16,237
went from 6 to 12 o'clock
right in front of her.

725
00:36:16,370 --> 00:36:18,707
- Yeah, well, it's a mistake.
- Everything okay?

726
00:36:19,641 --> 00:36:20,641
Yeah. Why?

727
00:36:20,943 --> 00:36:23,011
You've check your phone
9000 goddamn times today.

728
00:36:23,144 --> 00:36:24,211
No, I haven't.

729
00:36:24,345 --> 00:36:25,447
I know what's going on.

730
00:36:27,649 --> 00:36:29,051
What? What?

731
00:36:29,216 --> 00:36:30,216
You're talking to Jane.

732
00:36:30,619 --> 00:36:32,821
Oh, you know nothing Jon Snow.

733
00:36:37,759 --> 00:36:40,028
Look, okay, I'm not...
I haven't been...

734
00:36:40,495 --> 00:36:43,865
- I barely talk to her.
- Ha! I knew it!

735
00:36:43,999 --> 00:36:44,999
What?

736
00:36:45,033 --> 00:36:46,200
You lied to me.

737
00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:48,070
That's twice now.

738
00:36:48,670 --> 00:36:51,172
Like, I just asked if she was
gonna be there tonight.

739
00:36:51,305 --> 00:36:52,941
Yeah, why?

740
00:36:53,075 --> 00:36:54,610
We were together for six years.

741
00:36:54,910 --> 00:36:56,320
Usually, when you're with
someone that long,

742
00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:58,013
it's kinda, you know, normal

743
00:36:58,145 --> 00:37:00,545
to be curious that they're gonna
be at the same event as you.

744
00:37:00,949 --> 00:37:03,785
You split three years ago.
Put Old Yeller down already.

745
00:37:03,919 --> 00:37:07,055
Old Yeller had rabies!
We have medicine for that now.

746
00:37:07,188 --> 00:37:08,757
She's disrespectful.

747
00:37:08,890 --> 00:37:11,059
Every once in a while,
you two have a little fling

748
00:37:11,192 --> 00:37:12,392
it's usually in between dicks.

749
00:37:12,494 --> 00:37:13,771
And then she
vanishes like Casper

750
00:37:13,795 --> 00:37:15,272
when he sees the fucking
Ghostbusters.

751
00:37:15,296 --> 00:37:16,598
Dude, you're the last person

752
00:37:16,732 --> 00:37:18,308
to be giving me any kinda
relationship advice.

753
00:37:18,332 --> 00:37:19,501
You think I don't know that?

754
00:37:19,635 --> 00:37:21,403
My mom warned me
about people like me.

755
00:37:21,837 --> 00:37:23,748
Sometimes you got to have
a pair of balls and ask yourself

756
00:37:23,772 --> 00:37:25,516
if Jane is what you really think
you deserve.

757
00:37:25,540 --> 00:37:27,109
Because if she's not,
sooner or later,

758
00:37:27,241 --> 00:37:28,644
the right one's gonna come along

759
00:37:28,777 --> 00:37:30,021
and you're gonna be kicking
yourself in the ass

760
00:37:30,045 --> 00:37:31,345
for cashing in too early.

761
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,214
And as your friend,
let me tell you, man.

762
00:37:33,347 --> 00:37:34,683
She's gonna be something.

763
00:37:36,084 --> 00:37:38,487
Let's get the fuck out of here
before Trina Davis blacks out

764
00:37:38,620 --> 00:37:41,456
and makes a horrible decision
with somebody that's not me.

765
00:37:43,058 --> 00:37:45,494
- Time is Tequila.
- I know!

766
00:37:50,799 --> 00:37:52,299
Yeah.

767
00:37:53,334 --> 00:37:56,505
Yeah. Okay.

768
00:37:57,773 --> 00:37:58,774
No.

769
00:37:58,907 --> 00:38:00,008
Where'd you come from?

770
00:38:00,142 --> 00:38:01,677
Go upstairs. Help the guys.

771
00:38:01,810 --> 00:38:02,844
Yeah.

772
00:38:04,446 --> 00:38:07,248
Yeah. Yeah.

773
00:38:09,216 --> 00:38:10,284
Yes.

774
00:38:12,353 --> 00:38:13,455
Okay.

775
00:38:15,424 --> 00:38:17,592
No. No.

776
00:38:19,528 --> 00:38:21,897
Okay.

777
00:38:23,230 --> 00:38:26,735
Mm-hmm. Yup. Yup.

778
00:38:27,703 --> 00:38:28,837
Okay, bye!

779
00:38:29,938 --> 00:38:31,305
Who was that, Danny?

780
00:38:35,376 --> 00:38:36,645
Um...

781
00:38:37,311 --> 00:38:38,379
My mom.

782
00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:40,415
Mm-hmm. What'd she say?

783
00:38:40,849 --> 00:38:45,153
She said that she will
be home in a few minutes

784
00:38:45,721 --> 00:38:48,222
and she wanted to know if...

785
00:38:48,355 --> 00:38:50,425
If you've finished
packing your lotion?

786
00:38:51,392 --> 00:38:53,428
Oh, that reminds me.
Get me the bigger box.

787
00:38:53,562 --> 00:38:55,797
Bullshit! This was not me!

788
00:38:55,931 --> 00:38:57,298
You jerked it.

789
00:38:57,432 --> 00:38:59,112
I hope you don't
treat your dick like that.

790
00:38:59,201 --> 00:39:00,635
You always put this shit on me.

791
00:39:00,769 --> 00:39:02,137
- Because it always <i>is</i> you.
- No!

792
00:39:02,269 --> 00:39:03,905
Shut up! What happened?

793
00:39:04,039 --> 00:39:06,240
- Lance broke it.
- No!

794
00:39:06,641 --> 00:39:09,376
Ah! Fuck that! I'm not
taking the blame this time.

795
00:39:09,511 --> 00:39:11,511
Like that time you broke
that antique sewing wheel?

796
00:39:11,613 --> 00:39:14,983
- She's gonna be home any minute.
- Or that time you broke that kid's spaceship bed.

797
00:39:15,650 --> 00:39:17,370
There's glue in my toolbox.
Can you grab it?

798
00:39:17,486 --> 00:39:18,987
Okay, where's your toolbox?

799
00:39:19,121 --> 00:39:21,423
- There's glue in my toolbox. Can you grab it?
- Yeah.

800
00:39:22,224 --> 00:39:25,292
Or that time you broke that vase
with that dude's ashes.

801
00:39:25,427 --> 00:39:27,763
- Chad, we got to move the truck.
- I... Yeah, yeah.

802
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:33,367
You keep glue in your toolbox?

803
00:39:33,835 --> 00:39:36,505
Are you kidding?
I've used it six times today.

804
00:39:39,273 --> 00:39:41,076
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.

805
00:39:41,777 --> 00:39:43,812
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, we're, um, just...

806
00:39:43,945 --> 00:39:46,815
Or that time you dropped
the dresser on the Pomeranian.

807
00:39:46,948 --> 00:39:50,418
Dude, I don't give a shit.
That was fucking ugly anyway.

808
00:39:50,819 --> 00:39:52,154
Oh, my God!

809
00:39:52,286 --> 00:39:53,155
Did you guys break our heirloom?

810
00:39:53,287 --> 00:39:54,723
We're gonna fix it.

811
00:39:56,091 --> 00:39:58,560
It's been on my dad's side
for years.

812
00:39:59,393 --> 00:40:00,495
Actually, you know what?

813
00:40:00,962 --> 00:40:02,731
If it happened to fall
of the back

814
00:40:02,864 --> 00:40:04,341
of the truck
on the way to the new house

815
00:40:04,365 --> 00:40:06,601
I wouldn't really be that upset.

816
00:40:06,868 --> 00:40:09,104
I'm sorry. We can't just make
your furniture disappear.

817
00:40:09,437 --> 00:40:10,672
Um, here at Movers Ultimate,

818
00:40:10,806 --> 00:40:13,041
your possessions
are our obsessions.

819
00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:16,812
- Uh...
- Oh, besides that.

820
00:40:16,945 --> 00:40:18,312
Yeah.

821
00:40:24,886 --> 00:40:27,055
- What the hell?!
- Mom...

822
00:40:27,189 --> 00:40:28,890
It's, it's okay. Don't worry.

823
00:40:29,024 --> 00:40:32,661
I specifically told you not to
put the truck in the driveway!

824
00:40:32,794 --> 00:40:36,097
- Ma'am, I can, I can explain. We...
- Lance!

825
00:40:36,231 --> 00:40:37,599
Stop sniffing the glue!

826
00:40:38,099 --> 00:40:40,302
Frankly, I think we're doing
the world a favor.

827
00:40:40,435 --> 00:40:42,504
That thing is fugly!

828
00:40:43,104 --> 00:40:44,840
Oh, hi.

829
00:40:46,107 --> 00:40:48,476
Did something break?

830
00:40:51,146 --> 00:40:52,146
No.

831
00:40:57,586 --> 00:40:59,921
Don't worry.
Her bark's worse than her bite.

832
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,928
Hey, John.

833
00:41:07,062 --> 00:41:08,463
Hey, Chad.

834
00:41:09,731 --> 00:41:11,299
- How you doing?
- Good.

835
00:41:11,433 --> 00:41:14,169
John! Let's go!

836
00:41:14,302 --> 00:41:15,437
Okay.

837
00:41:19,441 --> 00:41:20,675
Who was that?

838
00:41:21,543 --> 00:41:22,783
He used to come by the station.

839
00:41:23,011 --> 00:41:25,513
Are you done yet?

840
00:41:27,148 --> 00:41:30,685
I hope the guys finish upstairs.
I'll handle that.

841
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:39,861
We're loading the last item now.

842
00:41:39,995 --> 00:41:43,164
Just confirm the address
and we'll pack it up.

843
00:41:43,999 --> 00:41:45,367
Oh, great.

844
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:48,036
- Did you get the garage?
- Yeah.

845
00:41:50,205 --> 00:41:51,573
What about back garage?

846
00:41:54,476 --> 00:41:55,577
What?

847
00:42:16,531 --> 00:42:17,866
Yeah.

848
00:42:18,566 --> 00:42:22,437
We still have all of this.

849
00:42:23,672 --> 00:42:27,042
Oh, and I changed my mind
about the treadmill.

850
00:42:28,243 --> 00:42:29,243
If we could get that

851
00:42:29,544 --> 00:42:31,613
that would be great.

852
00:42:33,381 --> 00:42:34,950
I'll be in the kitchen.

853
00:42:38,687 --> 00:42:40,423
Dude, fuck this shit!

854
00:42:40,555 --> 00:42:43,191
These people are
fucking hoarders, bro! I...

855
00:42:49,097 --> 00:42:51,166
Forgot my phone.

856
00:42:56,871 --> 00:42:58,139
You think she heard me?

857
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,284
This is gonna take
another couple of hours.

858
00:43:00,308 --> 00:43:03,278
Yeah, here. And then we
got to go unload it all.

859
00:43:03,712 --> 00:43:05,246
It might not be so bad.

860
00:43:06,948 --> 00:43:08,883
Who the fuck is this guy?

861
00:43:10,652 --> 00:43:12,620
I'm gonna start taking
the treadmill apart.

862
00:43:13,822 --> 00:43:16,791
Wow! Usually you get so angry.

863
00:43:19,094 --> 00:43:20,128
Fuck!

864
00:43:30,171 --> 00:43:32,107
Motherfucker!

865
00:43:34,909 --> 00:43:36,011
Goddamn!

866
00:43:37,812 --> 00:43:39,280
Hey, John.

867
00:43:39,415 --> 00:43:40,415
Hey.

868
00:43:41,082 --> 00:43:43,618
You see that spider on me?
That thing was huge!

869
00:43:44,019 --> 00:43:45,987
- What's up?
- Nothin'.

870
00:43:46,254 --> 00:43:47,722
Are you...

871
00:43:48,723 --> 00:43:50,158
Is this your job now?

872
00:43:51,526 --> 00:43:52,560
You're moving out, right?

873
00:43:52,827 --> 00:43:54,497
Your mom said she
needed some extra muscle

874
00:43:54,629 --> 00:43:55,830
to get you out of here.

875
00:43:56,898 --> 00:43:58,733
Are you still a firefighter?

876
00:44:00,235 --> 00:44:02,070
Yeah, you know, um...

877
00:44:03,171 --> 00:44:05,774
I was doing that for a while.
I'm doing this now.

878
00:44:06,875 --> 00:44:08,943
Oh, what happened?

879
00:44:10,345 --> 00:44:11,613
Um...

880
00:44:14,149 --> 00:44:17,652
Nothing happened,
you know, it's, um...

881
00:44:18,820 --> 00:44:21,156
It's just that
it fits my schedule better.

882
00:44:21,289 --> 00:44:22,525
Oh, okay.

883
00:44:22,657 --> 00:44:23,892
Mm-hmm.

884
00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:26,261
You, uh...

885
00:44:26,928 --> 00:44:28,539
You still part of that
fire cadets program?

886
00:44:28,563 --> 00:44:29,364
Yeah.

887
00:44:29,498 --> 00:44:30,498
That's great.

888
00:44:30,932 --> 00:44:32,734
I told my friends about you,
in school.

889
00:44:32,867 --> 00:44:36,938
- Oh.
- I brought the photo from when the class came to the station.

890
00:44:37,372 --> 00:44:39,808
This girl next to me said that
she thinks you're hot.

891
00:44:39,941 --> 00:44:42,110
Did she? Does she have
an older sister?

892
00:44:42,243 --> 00:44:43,878
- What?
- What?

893
00:44:44,979 --> 00:44:47,099
You know, I should probably
get back to this, alright?

894
00:44:47,148 --> 00:44:49,084
Your mom's paying me
by the hour, so...

895
00:44:49,552 --> 00:44:50,419
...got some work to do.

896
00:44:50,553 --> 00:44:51,820
Okay.

897
00:44:54,155 --> 00:44:55,323
Hey, John.

898
00:44:57,258 --> 00:44:58,978
I'm glad you're still
doing the cadets. man.

899
00:44:59,727 --> 00:45:01,729
- Thanks.
- You're gonna love it.

900
00:45:12,508 --> 00:45:13,875
You alright?

901
00:45:14,577 --> 00:45:15,910
I'm fine!

902
00:45:16,545 --> 00:45:19,114
Gonna go talk to her.

903
00:45:20,748 --> 00:45:22,083
Maybe I'll come.

904
00:45:27,122 --> 00:45:29,157
So, how long have you guys
been doing this?

905
00:45:29,290 --> 00:45:31,726
Uh, like, two years.

906
00:45:31,860 --> 00:45:33,228
Like, two years.

907
00:45:33,596 --> 00:45:34,596
Do you like it?

908
00:45:34,696 --> 00:45:36,030
Yeah, dude. It's easy as shit.

909
00:45:36,164 --> 00:45:37,966
Nobody gives a fuck around here.

910
00:45:38,833 --> 00:45:40,702
I got three job interviews
tomorrow.

911
00:45:40,835 --> 00:45:43,071
Bullshit. Where?

912
00:45:43,972 --> 00:45:45,073
They're for my career.

913
00:45:45,441 --> 00:45:47,375
Oh, so McDonald's, Wendy's
and Taco Bell.

914
00:45:47,510 --> 00:45:50,845
I told you that I'm not going
back to fast food!

915
00:45:52,947 --> 00:45:57,385
Holy fucking shit.

916
00:45:58,521 --> 00:45:59,521
Dudes.

917
00:46:01,289 --> 00:46:02,289
Nudes.

918
00:46:03,658 --> 00:46:05,193
Oh, my God.

919
00:46:07,829 --> 00:46:09,664
That's not that lady.

920
00:46:11,266 --> 00:46:12,901
- I'm talking.
- I'm fine!

921
00:46:13,168 --> 00:46:14,446
She needs to be
put in her place.

922
00:46:14,470 --> 00:46:15,813
She's treating us like
fucking Roombas.

923
00:46:15,837 --> 00:46:16,837
Then I'm mediating.

924
00:46:16,938 --> 00:46:19,073
You can mediate my foot up her...

925
00:46:19,608 --> 00:46:20,842
Dude.

926
00:46:22,177 --> 00:46:23,244
I know. She's cute, right?

927
00:46:23,378 --> 00:46:26,515
- You think she's nice?
- Yeah.

928
00:46:26,848 --> 00:46:29,485
- She actually smelled really good.
- I'm fucking kidding.

929
00:46:29,618 --> 00:46:30,653
Go talk to her.

930
00:46:31,119 --> 00:46:32,854
She's busy. Besides, I just...

931
00:46:33,422 --> 00:46:34,902
I just wanna get
the fuck out of here.

932
00:46:35,123 --> 00:46:36,291
- Okay.
- Alright.

933
00:46:36,425 --> 00:46:37,493
Hey!

934
00:46:38,126 --> 00:46:39,686
Did you guys go to
the same high school?

935
00:46:39,794 --> 00:46:40,895
Jesus.

936
00:46:47,735 --> 00:46:48,836
What?

937
00:46:50,439 --> 00:46:52,774
Sorry, did we...
Did we go to school together?

938
00:46:53,708 --> 00:46:54,809
Probably not.

939
00:46:55,544 --> 00:46:56,544
Well, why...

940
00:46:58,246 --> 00:46:59,246
Oh.

941
00:47:00,014 --> 00:47:01,725
He thinks you can't
talk to girls on your own.

942
00:47:01,749 --> 00:47:04,553
Oh, I can't. Uh, this is
actually a really big day for me.

943
00:47:05,253 --> 00:47:08,122
Well, congratulations.
You should be so proud.

944
00:47:08,256 --> 00:47:10,426
Thanks. Oh, uh, can you
sign a form for me

945
00:47:10,559 --> 00:47:11,679
so I can get my merit badge?

946
00:47:15,196 --> 00:47:16,764
How's everything going?

947
00:47:17,198 --> 00:47:20,469
- Oh, great. Yeah.
- Yeah?

948
00:47:21,570 --> 00:47:23,304
Yeah, my mom's killing you,
isn't she?

949
00:47:23,439 --> 00:47:24,673
No.

950
00:47:24,806 --> 00:47:26,174
It's okay.

951
00:47:27,208 --> 00:47:29,368
There's nothing like a bunch of
complete strangers just

952
00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:31,913
throwing all your personal
belongings in an undersized truck.

953
00:47:32,914 --> 00:47:35,226
The fact that no one's actually
had a complete meltdown yet

954
00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:37,252
is an indication it's
a pretty good day.

955
00:47:37,885 --> 00:47:39,285
Do people actually
freak out on you?

956
00:47:39,387 --> 00:47:41,889
Oh, yeah. At least once a week.

957
00:47:42,558 --> 00:47:43,958
Yeah, at this point,
I'm practically

958
00:47:44,058 --> 00:47:45,393
an unlicensed street therapist.

959
00:47:47,061 --> 00:47:48,196
Hey, lady!

960
00:47:49,063 --> 00:47:50,331
Excuse me?

961
00:47:50,466 --> 00:47:52,226
Oh, a... actually, that...
Speaking of which,

962
00:47:52,267 --> 00:47:54,335
- I should probably get going.
- Yeah.

963
00:47:55,003 --> 00:47:55,803
Good luck with that.

964
00:47:55,937 --> 00:47:57,205
I'm Ryan by the way.

965
00:47:57,338 --> 00:47:58,574
Susan.

966
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,808
Susan, alright.

967
00:48:00,942 --> 00:48:02,210
You got too much shit.

968
00:48:02,343 --> 00:48:04,446
The treadmill,
it's not happening.

969
00:48:04,580 --> 00:48:05,813
What's the problem?

970
00:48:05,947 --> 00:48:07,483
I left my chainsaw at home.

971
00:48:07,616 --> 00:48:09,851
Hey, everything okay?

972
00:48:09,984 --> 00:48:11,453
I'm not sure.

973
00:48:11,587 --> 00:48:14,822
Chad here, was just telling me
I have too much 'stuff.'

974
00:48:15,123 --> 00:48:18,527
I was. Except,
I didn't say 'stuff.'

975
00:48:18,860 --> 00:48:21,996
We are contracted to move
what you report.

976
00:48:22,130 --> 00:48:26,769
So I hired two more workers.

977
00:48:26,901 --> 00:48:30,004
And here we are still loading.

978
00:48:30,138 --> 00:48:33,475
I cannot be in charge
of your crew's efficiency

979
00:48:33,609 --> 00:48:35,910
or lack, thereof.

980
00:48:36,044 --> 00:48:39,515
Fact is... is that
the trucks are almost full

981
00:48:40,181 --> 00:48:42,618
and we can't safely load
the rest of your goods

982
00:48:42,751 --> 00:48:45,386
without promising that
we won't break anything.

983
00:48:45,521 --> 00:48:46,588
Else.

984
00:48:46,722 --> 00:48:49,123
Uh, how about we all
just go outside together

985
00:48:49,257 --> 00:48:50,592
and we can take a look at it.

986
00:48:51,392 --> 00:48:52,428
Okay?

987
00:48:54,262 --> 00:48:55,296
Okay.

988
00:49:00,769 --> 00:49:02,870
Dude, this chick is smokin'.

989
00:49:03,672 --> 00:49:05,873
With a nicer camera,
she can probably go pro.

990
00:49:06,007 --> 00:49:07,375
I mean, her boobs
are big enough.

991
00:49:07,509 --> 00:49:09,029
I don't know if she could be,
you know,

992
00:49:09,110 --> 00:49:10,779
a professional pornographer
or anything.

993
00:49:10,912 --> 00:49:12,481
- Porn star.
- Yeah.

994
00:49:12,847 --> 00:49:15,149
The pornographer is the artist.

995
00:49:17,419 --> 00:49:19,187
I can use this
as my screen saver.

996
00:49:19,555 --> 00:49:22,558
I don't know, man. It looks like
she's got a lot of acne going on.

997
00:49:22,691 --> 00:49:25,126
It's a beauty mark! Dipshit!

998
00:49:25,427 --> 00:49:28,096
Well, then she's got a lotta
fucking beauty marks.

999
00:49:33,968 --> 00:49:35,471
This box fell.

1000
00:49:36,170 --> 00:49:39,374
And we were just
picking up the contents.

1001
00:49:40,141 --> 00:49:41,242
May I see that?

1002
00:49:43,144 --> 00:49:45,079
- Ye... yeah.
- Su... sure.

1003
00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:05,500
Thank you.

1004
00:50:13,207 --> 00:50:14,909
Don't worry about this room.

1005
00:50:16,177 --> 00:50:17,546
He can figure it out.

1006
00:50:24,820 --> 00:50:26,722
Okay, what the fuck was that?

1007
00:50:29,323 --> 00:50:31,392
Good enough for me.
Let's get the fuck outta here.

1008
00:50:33,729 --> 00:50:35,296
So I'll see you over there.

1009
00:50:35,564 --> 00:50:37,900
Yeah, we're just finishing
strapping down the truck

1010
00:50:38,266 --> 00:50:39,466
and probably right behind you.

1011
00:50:49,778 --> 00:50:50,778
You're insured.

1012
00:50:55,884 --> 00:50:56,984
Hey, numb nuts!

1013
00:51:05,894 --> 00:51:08,329
I say we can still make it
for the last couple of hours?

1014
00:51:10,131 --> 00:51:11,232
I'm gonna murder Kurt.

1015
00:51:11,767 --> 00:51:13,569
I'm gonna run him over
with this truck

1016
00:51:13,836 --> 00:51:15,203
wrap his body in furniture pads

1017
00:51:15,336 --> 00:51:17,338
and then dolly him
to the nearest landfill.

1018
00:51:17,673 --> 00:51:19,353
Man, that's probably the way
he'd wanna go.

1019
00:51:19,541 --> 00:51:21,008
You don't kill him
a different way.

1020
00:51:21,610 --> 00:51:22,610
I'm pissed!

1021
00:51:23,211 --> 00:51:24,211
It's disrespectful.

1022
00:51:24,746 --> 00:51:26,223
This company doesn't even
give a shit about us

1023
00:51:26,247 --> 00:51:28,282
and we're
killing ourselves for it.

1024
00:51:29,016 --> 00:51:30,117
I agree.

1025
00:51:31,620 --> 00:51:33,287
Maybe we just need
better management.

1026
00:51:34,423 --> 00:51:35,999
When I'm manager,
this shit's gonna change.

1027
00:51:36,023 --> 00:51:37,493
Just fucking wait.

1028
00:51:39,661 --> 00:51:41,381
I bet the other guys
are steaming right now.

1029
00:52:45,059 --> 00:52:46,862
Yellow brick and brown garage?

1030
00:52:47,361 --> 00:52:49,363
Looks like a literal
piece of shit.

1031
00:52:52,868 --> 00:52:54,536
Dude, there's no way this is it.

1032
00:52:54,970 --> 00:52:56,270
Check the GPS again.

1033
00:52:57,104 --> 00:52:58,205
This is it.

1034
00:52:59,808 --> 00:53:00,976
This place is a dump!

1035
00:53:01,743 --> 00:53:04,546
What the fuck did this chick do?
Put it all on black?

1036
00:53:12,219 --> 00:53:13,387
Are we ready?

1037
00:53:13,789 --> 00:53:14,789
Yes, ma'am.

1038
00:53:15,256 --> 00:53:17,559
Okay, I'll start by
showing you out the back.

1039
00:53:18,927 --> 00:53:20,227
Out back.

1040
00:53:22,531 --> 00:53:23,532
Dipshit!

1041
00:53:26,001 --> 00:53:27,001
Okay.

1042
00:53:27,035 --> 00:53:28,403
Kitchen, obviously.

1043
00:53:28,537 --> 00:53:30,472
Living room over there.

1044
00:53:30,606 --> 00:53:34,576
Couches, chairs
and tables on either side.

1045
00:53:34,710 --> 00:53:36,678
Here and here.

1046
00:53:37,144 --> 00:53:41,148
Oh, my Chaise lounge, here.

1047
00:53:42,784 --> 00:53:44,185
Is it gonna fit?

1048
00:53:45,988 --> 00:53:49,091
I-I'm just saying, like,
if it doesn't fit, we, we, uh...

1049
00:53:49,458 --> 00:53:50,892
We, we could put it
in the garage.

1050
00:53:51,026 --> 00:53:52,427
We, we'd put it in...

1051
00:53:52,561 --> 00:53:54,963
We put stuff in the garage
when it doesn't fit.

1052
00:53:55,097 --> 00:53:56,898
We put, put it in the garage.

1053
00:53:58,700 --> 00:54:00,936
We keep telling him
he's difficult to take places.

1054
00:54:01,369 --> 00:54:05,807
Hmm. Yes. I measured.

1055
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:08,443
Master bedroom over here.

1056
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:12,714
Dude, don't!

1057
00:54:13,682 --> 00:54:16,384
So, you'll be happy to know that
all my bedroom furniture

1058
00:54:16,518 --> 00:54:18,453
is staying on the first floor.

1059
00:54:27,496 --> 00:54:31,600
What the fuck?

1060
00:54:31,733 --> 00:54:33,869
- Oh, my Gosh! Oh, my Gosh!
- Yeah.

1061
00:54:36,138 --> 00:54:38,006
I hope we move them next.

1062
00:54:38,140 --> 00:54:39,373
Oh, yes.

1063
00:54:39,508 --> 00:54:41,610
I'm sure they make
thicker glass.

1064
00:54:43,277 --> 00:54:45,312
I'll show you
the other bedrooms.

1065
00:54:52,054 --> 00:54:53,755
Bedroom, bedroom.

1066
00:54:56,892 --> 00:54:57,959
Bedroom.

1067
00:54:59,594 --> 00:55:01,262
What about that big wood thing?

1068
00:55:02,064 --> 00:55:04,433
- Ooh, my heirloom.
- Yeah.

1069
00:55:05,199 --> 00:55:06,435
That goes in the master.

1070
00:55:07,201 --> 00:55:10,105
No attic? No basement?
No greenhouse? No gas house?

1071
00:55:10,237 --> 00:55:11,406
No Zen garden?

1072
00:55:12,174 --> 00:55:13,274
Mm-hmm.

1073
00:55:14,009 --> 00:55:15,110
No second garage?

1074
00:55:15,477 --> 00:55:17,244
Mm-hmm. Not this time.

1075
00:55:19,848 --> 00:55:20,848
Great.

1076
00:55:24,419 --> 00:55:26,054
He's just really excited
to get started.

1077
00:58:20,028 --> 00:58:22,898
So I got the call
when we were in a restaurant.

1078
00:58:23,031 --> 00:58:25,467
- Really?
- I was talking to the guy from OSU

1079
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:26,844
and he told me that
I got the scholarship

1080
00:58:26,868 --> 00:58:28,303
- and then when I...
- Oh, my gosh.

1081
00:58:28,436 --> 00:58:30,114
When I told my parents,
they started freaking out.

1082
00:58:30,138 --> 00:58:31,816
- Like, in the middle...
- I can't even imagine.

1083
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:33,275
...of this, like,
packed restaurant.

1084
00:58:33,408 --> 00:58:35,710
They were like, standing up
and cheering. It was...

1085
00:58:35,844 --> 00:58:37,379
- It was really sweet.
- Hey.

1086
00:58:37,512 --> 00:58:39,712
- That's amazing!
- Really, I cannot wait for next year.

1087
00:58:39,814 --> 00:58:41,983
- It's gonna be so fun!
- I bet.

1088
00:58:42,384 --> 00:58:43,785
Sorry, uh...

1089
00:58:43,919 --> 00:58:45,687
His sharper must've slipped out.

1090
00:58:45,820 --> 00:58:47,055
He does that sometimes.

1091
00:58:47,589 --> 00:58:49,858
Oh, actually, uh,
Kip was just telling me

1092
00:58:49,991 --> 00:58:52,994
he's the first person
in his family to go to college.

1093
00:58:53,929 --> 00:58:56,464
- Really?
- That's so awesome, Kip.

1094
00:58:56,898 --> 00:58:59,968
Thanks. Yeah, we're all
really excited about it.

1095
00:59:00,101 --> 00:59:02,771
Kip! Get your
bitch-ass out here!

1096
00:59:07,142 --> 00:59:08,243
What did he do?

1097
00:59:09,244 --> 00:59:11,479
Nothing. That's just
how he talks to people.

1098
00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:18,753
So, uh, your room.

1099
00:59:19,254 --> 00:59:21,489
Yeah.

1100
00:59:21,623 --> 00:59:23,391
Yeah, it's, it's nothing though.

1101
00:59:24,693 --> 00:59:25,927
One second. Sorry.

1102
00:59:27,395 --> 00:59:28,797
Everything okay?

1103
00:59:30,031 --> 00:59:33,436
- Yeah, she's just my...
- Your girlfriend?

1104
00:59:33,868 --> 00:59:35,870
Not, not exactly. Uh...

1105
00:59:36,571 --> 00:59:37,973
Old girlfriend?

1106
00:59:39,074 --> 00:59:40,141
Old wife.

1107
00:59:40,608 --> 00:59:41,410
Oh.

1108
00:59:41,543 --> 00:59:42,344
Yeah, I know, right?

1109
00:59:42,477 --> 00:59:44,679
Uh, I'm divorced.

1110
00:59:45,347 --> 00:59:47,015
How hot is that?

1111
00:59:47,515 --> 00:59:51,119
She's just, um, I don't know.

1112
00:59:52,387 --> 00:59:54,423
Anyway, uh...

1113
00:59:54,556 --> 00:59:56,891
So where do you typically live?

1114
00:59:57,025 --> 00:59:58,461
Oh, my God!

1115
00:59:58,593 --> 01:00:00,061
That was my wall!

1116
01:00:02,564 --> 01:00:04,499
Great place for a poster?

1117
01:00:09,137 --> 01:00:12,307
- I live in Columbus.
- Your work out that way?

1118
01:00:12,841 --> 01:00:15,043
Not exactly.

1119
01:00:15,176 --> 01:00:16,412
Boyfriend?

1120
01:00:16,544 --> 01:00:17,746
Internship.

1121
01:00:18,947 --> 01:00:21,883
Hopefully, a job one day, soon.

1122
01:00:22,017 --> 01:00:24,953
Considering I'm the oldest
intern at the office.

1123
01:00:25,687 --> 01:00:27,490
You know, there's something
to be said about

1124
01:00:27,622 --> 01:00:29,591
age and life experience
in the workplace.

1125
01:00:29,724 --> 01:00:31,292
Oh, yeah? What's that?

1126
01:00:31,659 --> 01:00:33,528
Well, just a hunch.

1127
01:00:33,928 --> 01:00:35,597
But I bet you do actual work

1128
01:00:35,730 --> 01:00:39,167
instead of just swiping through
your phone on Snapchat filters.

1129
01:00:41,803 --> 01:00:43,138
You're quite the detective.

1130
01:00:43,838 --> 01:00:45,740
My missed calling.

1131
01:00:53,314 --> 01:00:57,453
Hey, uh, I promise
I usually don't do this

1132
01:00:57,819 --> 01:00:59,654
but would you maybe wanna go

1133
01:00:59,788 --> 01:01:01,556
and get a drink
with me some time?

1134
01:01:05,860 --> 01:01:08,431
You seem really nice. Um, but...

1135
01:01:09,498 --> 01:01:11,699
I don't wanna get in
the middle of anything.

1136
01:01:12,233 --> 01:01:14,602
I... You wouldn't.
I promise. This is nothing.

1137
01:01:16,271 --> 01:01:19,240
Would you just run out
of battery already?

1138
01:01:21,242 --> 01:01:22,243
Thanks, though.

1139
01:01:38,793 --> 01:01:40,261
Where do you want
this one, big guy?

1140
01:01:40,395 --> 01:01:41,497
Uh, there.

1141
01:01:41,629 --> 01:01:43,965
Right here? Alright.

1142
01:01:47,436 --> 01:01:48,571
That looks heavy.

1143
01:01:48,703 --> 01:01:50,038
Yeah, it's pretty heavy.

1144
01:01:50,171 --> 01:01:51,507
Probably not for you, though.

1145
01:01:51,873 --> 01:01:53,875
Look at those guns, man.
Have you been working out?

1146
01:01:54,008 --> 01:01:55,920
You got to be driving all
the girls at school crazy.

1147
01:01:55,944 --> 01:01:57,580
They only do hand stuff.

1148
01:01:57,712 --> 01:01:59,981
I bet. Wait, what?

1149
01:02:02,684 --> 01:02:04,352
Left. Left.

1150
01:02:05,454 --> 01:02:06,454
- Right.
- Right.

1151
01:02:07,523 --> 01:02:08,656
Definitely right.

1152
01:02:09,724 --> 01:02:11,059
- Yeah.
- Right. Right.

1153
01:02:12,026 --> 01:02:13,261
- Right.
- Right.

1154
01:02:14,563 --> 01:02:15,797
- Right.
- Holy shit!

1155
01:02:15,930 --> 01:02:17,365
Dude, let me see this.

1156
01:02:18,066 --> 01:02:19,710
Dude, this is the hottest girl
I've ever seen.

1157
01:02:19,734 --> 01:02:20,835
Just give it.

1158
01:02:21,836 --> 01:02:23,938
Oh, dude!
She's an Instagram model.

1159
01:02:25,673 --> 01:02:28,877
- I mean, they're only on here to like, build their brand.
- Whatever.

1160
01:02:29,711 --> 01:02:32,448
- <i>Oh, yes!</i>
- Dude! Holy shit! She likes me.

1161
01:02:32,581 --> 01:02:34,849
- No way! Let me see this.
- Come on, man. Get your own

1162
01:02:34,983 --> 01:02:36,543
Dude, no! Go back.
I wanna see her again

1163
01:02:36,619 --> 01:02:39,888
She has to be missing like
a fuckin' foot or something!

1164
01:02:40,989 --> 01:02:42,223
Hey, new guy.

1165
01:02:42,525 --> 01:02:43,645
What's ridin' in your pants?

1166
01:02:43,758 --> 01:02:45,393
Yeah, looks like
you shit yourself.

1167
01:02:46,394 --> 01:02:48,763
Fuckin' is Chad
always such a dick.

1168
01:02:48,897 --> 01:02:49,998
- Yeah.
- Sure

1169
01:02:57,338 --> 01:02:58,373
Let's get this.

1170
01:03:01,109 --> 01:03:01,809
Why?

1171
01:03:01,943 --> 01:03:03,945
Uh-uh. Fuck that!

1172
01:03:04,613 --> 01:03:06,482
Come one. Are you guys pussies?

1173
01:03:06,615 --> 01:03:07,715
Let's get this!

1174
01:03:12,020 --> 01:03:14,423
Alright. Just...

1175
01:03:15,558 --> 01:03:16,925
Show us what you got, new guy.

1176
01:03:17,992 --> 01:03:18,993
This is stupid.

1177
01:03:19,127 --> 01:03:20,429
Just get my back
on the way down.

1178
01:03:20,563 --> 01:03:23,198
Yeah, just... Fuck this.

1179
01:03:23,331 --> 01:03:24,365
You ready?

1180
01:03:26,067 --> 01:03:28,604
Aw. Chad, you're still
good with children?

1181
01:03:29,505 --> 01:03:32,307
- Does he you know about your court order?
- Oh, fuck off!

1182
01:03:32,441 --> 01:03:34,084
I heard you finally got
the balls to talk to Susan.

1183
01:03:34,108 --> 01:03:36,144
Congrats on the chest hair.
That's huge.

1184
01:03:36,277 --> 01:03:37,580
- Oh, did you?
- Yeah.

1185
01:03:37,712 --> 01:03:38,722
New guy said you targeted her.

1186
01:03:38,746 --> 01:03:39,781
Tried to swipe his worm.

1187
01:03:39,914 --> 01:03:40,982
That's fucked!

1188
01:03:41,115 --> 01:03:42,651
- Swipe his worm?
- Mm-hmm.

1189
01:03:42,784 --> 01:03:43,952
Even if it were at all true,

1190
01:03:44,085 --> 01:03:46,254
- that analogy is complete...
- Shit!

1191
01:03:48,756 --> 01:03:50,024
You got it?

1192
01:03:50,158 --> 01:03:50,825
Yeah.

1193
01:03:50,959 --> 01:03:52,026
Careful with the top.

1194
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:53,160
I got it.

1195
01:03:58,434 --> 01:04:00,802
I'm losing it

1196
01:04:07,208 --> 01:04:08,208
You good?

1197
01:04:12,046 --> 01:04:14,148
- Wait, wait, wait. Yes.
- Oh, it hurts. It hurts.

1198
01:04:14,282 --> 01:04:16,518
No kidding. Stop squirming.
Jesus!

1199
01:04:16,652 --> 01:04:18,119
I gotta... I gotta play football.

1200
01:04:18,253 --> 01:04:20,154
Jesus, there's blood everywhere

1201
01:04:20,288 --> 01:04:20,989
What?

1202
01:04:21,122 --> 01:04:22,458
Kidding. Your foots' gone.

1203
01:04:22,591 --> 01:04:23,726
- What?
- Chad.

1204
01:04:23,858 --> 01:04:24,898
Alright, alright, alright.

1205
01:04:24,926 --> 01:04:26,562
Lift slow, lift slow, lift slow.

1206
01:04:31,734 --> 01:04:32,734
Shit.

1207
01:04:33,268 --> 01:04:35,404
Kip, you got
a compound fracture, man.

1208
01:04:35,537 --> 01:04:36,938
What does that mean?

1209
01:04:38,172 --> 01:04:39,907
It means we need to
get the boss.

1210
01:04:40,308 --> 01:04:41,342
Come on.

1211
01:04:47,915 --> 01:04:49,150
You're alright.

1212
01:04:53,054 --> 01:04:54,690
I gotta play.
I got to play football

1213
01:04:54,822 --> 01:04:56,568
- in the fall.
- I know. You're alright. You're gonna be okay.

1214
01:04:56,592 --> 01:04:58,293
- I got to play!
- You're gonna be okay.

1215
01:04:58,427 --> 01:05:00,295
You're gonna bounce back.

1216
01:05:06,468 --> 01:05:07,935
He's not playing
anywhere this fall.

1217
01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:10,639
- He had a full ride to OSU.
- Seriously?

1218
01:05:10,905 --> 01:05:12,974
- Yeah.
- What's he weigh? 90 pounds?

1219
01:05:13,107 --> 01:05:14,342
Wet, maybe.

1220
01:05:14,677 --> 01:05:15,677
See ya.

1221
01:05:19,548 --> 01:05:20,582
Shit!

1222
01:05:51,447 --> 01:05:52,481
Damn!

1223
01:05:52,748 --> 01:05:54,048
This is where she's moving?

1224
01:05:55,283 --> 01:05:56,643
It's where we're
puttin' her stuff.

1225
01:05:56,685 --> 01:05:58,186
Hey, is she around?

1226
01:05:58,319 --> 01:06:00,054
'Cause she called
the office earlier

1227
01:06:00,188 --> 01:06:02,491
And I put on her hold
until she hung up.

1228
01:06:03,057 --> 01:06:04,760
Yeah. Yeah, she's inside.

1229
01:06:04,892 --> 01:06:06,294
Shit!

1230
01:06:06,595 --> 01:06:07,895
Oh, uh, how's Kip?

1231
01:06:09,297 --> 01:06:10,297
Ambulance just left.

1232
01:06:10,365 --> 01:06:11,999
Uh, Chad said he looks like

1233
01:06:12,133 --> 01:06:14,268
he's not gonna be playing
football next year.

1234
01:06:14,403 --> 01:06:15,403
Or ever.

1235
01:06:16,739 --> 01:06:17,939
That is a shame.

1236
01:06:18,373 --> 01:06:21,309
That is the sixth claim against
our insurance this month.

1237
01:06:21,443 --> 01:06:23,945
Fuck! Corporate is
gonna be so pissed.

1238
01:06:24,413 --> 01:06:25,533
How's everything else going?

1239
01:06:25,614 --> 01:06:27,048
This is bullshit, Kurt.

1240
01:06:27,181 --> 01:06:28,182
I want a raise.

1241
01:06:28,316 --> 01:06:30,318
Yup. Keep hammering down, guys.

1242
01:06:30,586 --> 01:06:32,521
- Shut up, Kurt.
- Yeah, shut up, Kurt!

1243
01:06:32,654 --> 01:06:33,654
Alright.

1244
01:06:34,389 --> 01:06:35,389
Ha-ha.

1245
01:06:35,824 --> 01:06:38,627
Hey, um, have you, uh

1246
01:06:38,761 --> 01:06:40,094
thought about that position?

1247
01:06:41,062 --> 01:06:42,062
No. You...

1248
01:06:42,130 --> 01:06:43,364
Dude, we, we've been busy...

1249
01:06:43,499 --> 01:06:45,734
Yeah, you know,
'cause I told everyone

1250
01:06:45,868 --> 01:06:47,403
you were really interested.

1251
01:06:47,536 --> 01:06:49,405
I think it's a really good fit.

1252
01:06:49,772 --> 01:06:51,540
You are practically in, bro.

1253
01:06:53,107 --> 01:06:54,443
Okay, yeah. Thanks!

1254
01:06:55,042 --> 01:06:56,277
Okay. Cool!

1255
01:06:56,545 --> 01:06:57,545
Huh?

1256
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,382
Yeah, I got to go
to the hospital.

1257
01:07:02,383 --> 01:07:03,951
Really hope he doesn't sue.

1258
01:07:11,259 --> 01:07:13,127
- Hey, man, look...
- It's cool dude.

1259
01:07:19,133 --> 01:07:20,234
Fuck!

1260
01:07:33,715 --> 01:07:36,050
I thought you guys didn't have
to put things back together?

1261
01:07:36,718 --> 01:07:37,985
Uh, we don't.

1262
01:07:38,119 --> 01:07:39,631
But, uh, these beds can
be kinda tricky

1263
01:07:39,655 --> 01:07:41,924
and it looked like your mom
had a lot going on.

1264
01:07:42,223 --> 01:07:43,725
Yeah.

1265
01:07:45,761 --> 01:07:47,429
This whole thing's been...

1266
01:07:47,863 --> 01:07:50,164
really freakin' her out
the past few weeks.

1267
01:07:50,632 --> 01:07:51,632
Really?

1268
01:07:51,934 --> 01:07:53,367
Couldn't tell.

1269
01:07:53,936 --> 01:07:54,936
It's alright.

1270
01:07:55,303 --> 01:07:56,346
If you'd like,
I can help you, uh...

1271
01:07:56,370 --> 01:07:58,039
take a look at your bed too.

1272
01:07:59,273 --> 01:08:01,008
Professionally, uh.

1273
01:08:01,142 --> 01:08:02,142
Um, yeah.

1274
01:08:02,511 --> 01:08:04,212
I think I can figure it out.

1275
01:08:04,947 --> 01:08:06,347
Thank you, though.

1276
01:08:09,217 --> 01:08:10,519
Knock, knock.

1277
01:08:10,652 --> 01:08:12,019
Hey, boss!

1278
01:08:12,153 --> 01:08:13,988
Wanna get off your ass
and give me a hand?

1279
01:08:14,756 --> 01:08:15,756
Thanks.

1280
01:08:18,660 --> 01:08:22,029
- I got to go.
- That really is just how he talks?

1281
01:08:22,698 --> 01:08:25,333
Yeah. It's all set.

1282
01:08:36,277 --> 01:08:37,613
What's up?

1283
01:08:39,414 --> 01:08:42,149
- What's it look like?
- You want top or bottom?

1284
01:08:43,117 --> 01:08:43,986
Your call, supervisor.

1285
01:08:44,118 --> 01:08:46,053
I'm not your supervisor.

1286
01:08:46,955 --> 01:08:48,867
Be careful with the mill.
There's a split in it. Okay,

1287
01:08:48,891 --> 01:08:50,124
boss.

1288
01:08:51,793 --> 01:08:53,127
I'm not takin' the job!

1289
01:08:53,662 --> 01:08:54,662
Why?

1290
01:08:54,763 --> 01:08:55,764
It doesn't feel right.

1291
01:08:55,898 --> 01:08:56,765
Don't be a pussy, take the job.

1292
01:08:56,899 --> 01:08:58,032
I'm not being a pussy,

1293
01:08:58,165 --> 01:08:59,601
I just don't want it.

1294
01:08:59,735 --> 01:09:01,655
You do. You just don't have
the balls to take it.

1295
01:09:01,837 --> 01:09:03,337
I mean... Incredible!

1296
01:09:03,472 --> 01:09:05,632
This seems to be a recurring
theme with you these days.

1297
01:09:05,774 --> 01:09:07,241
This is so uncomfortable.

1298
01:09:08,075 --> 01:09:09,811
No. What's that
supposed to mean?

1299
01:09:11,078 --> 01:09:12,346
Say it.

1300
01:09:13,281 --> 01:09:14,358
Why? You know what
I'm talkin' about.

1301
01:09:14,382 --> 01:09:16,018
What? You talking about Jane?

1302
01:09:16,150 --> 01:09:17,251
Yeah, Jane.

1303
01:09:17,786 --> 01:09:19,363
You guys are together
and then you're not.

1304
01:09:19,387 --> 01:09:21,122
She's got you high
on cloud nine and then

1305
01:09:21,255 --> 01:09:23,257
she's back down
on six other dudes.

1306
01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:25,460
Stop talking about her
like that!

1307
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:27,395
Listen to you, man.

1308
01:09:27,796 --> 01:09:29,731
She's turned you into
such a little bitch!

1309
01:09:29,865 --> 01:09:30,966
She's not even that hot.

1310
01:09:31,265 --> 01:09:32,701
She looks like Kurt's wife.

1311
01:09:32,834 --> 01:09:34,036
Is everything okay?

1312
01:09:34,168 --> 01:09:35,269
Fuck you, man!

1313
01:09:36,572 --> 01:09:37,572
Yeah.

1314
01:09:39,408 --> 01:09:40,542
He just needs a minute.

1315
01:09:40,676 --> 01:09:41,876
You might want to wait inside.

1316
01:09:45,112 --> 01:09:46,147
Hulk!

1317
01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:48,182
Can you put Bruce Banner
back on the line?

1318
01:09:48,316 --> 01:09:49,436
We weren't finished talking.

1319
01:09:49,685 --> 01:09:51,218
You know what?
You don't even know

1320
01:09:51,352 --> 01:09:53,488
the half of it.
So, stay the fuck out of it.

1321
01:09:53,956 --> 01:09:55,724
Oh, I am sorry. You loved her?

1322
01:09:56,324 --> 01:09:57,826
No shit, I did!

1323
01:09:58,292 --> 01:09:59,995
No, fuck it. I do, so what?

1324
01:10:00,429 --> 01:10:01,763
That makes one of you, man.

1325
01:10:02,064 --> 01:10:04,332
Seeing how she treats you,
that bitch is bad medicine!

1326
01:10:04,466 --> 01:10:05,601
You don't think I know that?

1327
01:10:06,367 --> 01:10:08,135
You don't think that
I spend everyday

1328
01:10:08,269 --> 01:10:09,538
tryin' to forget about her?

1329
01:10:09,671 --> 01:10:11,305
But you wouldn't know
anything like that

1330
01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:13,675
because the only person
you ever give a shit about

1331
01:10:13,809 --> 01:10:14,809
is yourself.

1332
01:10:15,410 --> 01:10:17,679
Or maybe it's
just easier for you

1333
01:10:17,813 --> 01:10:20,616
to feel sorry for yourself
than to move on.

1334
01:10:21,148 --> 01:10:22,718
Pump the brakes, alright?

1335
01:10:22,851 --> 01:10:25,119
The fire department
didn't quit you.

1336
01:10:25,252 --> 01:10:26,788
You quit the fire department.

1337
01:10:27,154 --> 01:10:30,324
So stop slumping around acting
like the world owes you shit.

1338
01:10:31,192 --> 01:10:32,360
Unbelievable.

1339
01:10:32,861 --> 01:10:33,962
- Fuck you!
- Oh.

1340
01:10:34,096 --> 01:10:36,598
You have no idea
where I had to go.

1341
01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:39,233
You don't have a fuckin' clue.
And you're over here

1342
01:10:39,367 --> 01:10:41,168
bitchin' and whining
about a girl.

1343
01:10:41,302 --> 01:10:43,237
Some fuckin' girl!

1344
01:10:43,972 --> 01:10:46,575
You haven't...
Have you ever had to...

1345
01:10:48,910 --> 01:10:50,144
You know what?

1346
01:10:51,245 --> 01:10:52,245
You're a crybaby.

1347
01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:54,549
- Fuck you, man!
- Fuck you.

1348
01:10:54,683 --> 01:10:55,917
If I wasn't a professional

1349
01:10:56,051 --> 01:10:57,251
I'd beat your ass right now.

1350
01:10:57,385 --> 01:10:58,596
How are you
a professional anything

1351
01:10:58,620 --> 01:10:59,860
when you are a full time bitch?

1352
01:11:06,862 --> 01:11:09,564
Just, stay down!

1353
01:11:13,735 --> 01:11:14,770
Piece of shit!

1354
01:11:16,104 --> 01:11:17,806
We should probably do something.

1355
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:19,840
Yeah.

1356
01:11:21,843 --> 01:11:22,878
Fuck you, bitch!

1357
01:11:23,145 --> 01:11:24,546
Lick my balls, bitch!

1358
01:11:25,246 --> 01:11:27,549
Fuck you!

1359
01:11:28,182 --> 01:11:30,452
It's ruined!

1360
01:11:33,155 --> 01:11:36,290
I'm calling your manager.

1361
01:11:37,459 --> 01:11:38,560
You know what?

1362
01:11:38,860 --> 01:11:39,860
Go for it!

1363
01:11:39,961 --> 01:11:41,371
Would you like to
complain about this?

1364
01:11:41,395 --> 01:11:42,507
Tell him it's consolation for us

1365
01:11:42,531 --> 01:11:44,231
taking it up the ass all day.

1366
01:11:47,135 --> 01:11:50,271
Technically, you're free to
phrase that however you'd like.

1367
01:12:10,892 --> 01:12:11,892
Hey, look.

1368
01:12:12,226 --> 01:12:14,062
I'm sorry about your Hutch.

1369
01:12:14,196 --> 01:12:16,932
There's no excuse. I promise I'm
gonna do whatever I need to do to

1370
01:12:17,364 --> 01:12:18,500
get it fixed.

1371
01:12:20,367 --> 01:12:22,971
I shouldn't have given
a shit about that

1372
01:12:23,105 --> 01:12:24,238
Hutch.

1373
01:12:25,841 --> 01:12:27,374
Well, that'd be
convenient for me.

1374
01:12:27,709 --> 01:12:30,912
My ex-husband. It was his.

1375
01:12:32,214 --> 01:12:33,682
I thought if I held on to it,

1376
01:12:33,815 --> 01:12:35,917
it'd give him a reason
to come after me.

1377
01:12:37,219 --> 01:12:38,887
But I left him!

1378
01:12:39,788 --> 01:12:43,390
Why would a person
even think like that?

1379
01:12:49,097 --> 01:12:50,499
Oh, my God.

1380
01:12:51,466 --> 01:12:52,634
Look at this place.

1381
01:12:53,401 --> 01:12:55,737
How did I even get here?

1382
01:12:56,438 --> 01:12:59,841
I have gone so far backwards.

1383
01:13:00,809 --> 01:13:01,809
Hey.

1384
01:13:02,177 --> 01:13:04,212
- Hey, hey.
- Oh, my God.

1385
01:13:04,345 --> 01:13:06,380
- Relax.
- No. I'm fine.

1386
01:13:06,515 --> 01:13:07,515
I'm 28.

1387
01:13:08,049 --> 01:13:10,752
I have no clue what it's like
to be...

1388
01:13:12,687 --> 01:13:16,792
- 40.
- Oh, that's so nice of you!

1389
01:13:17,526 --> 01:13:19,326
I'm 41.

1390
01:13:19,995 --> 01:13:21,630
Okay, 41.

1391
01:13:22,197 --> 01:13:25,366
But, we get a divorce move
at least once a week.

1392
01:13:25,801 --> 01:13:27,368
So this is not my first rodeo.

1393
01:13:28,203 --> 01:13:31,006
I, I mean, last year, I had to
move a guy into a storage unit.

1394
01:13:32,073 --> 01:13:33,073
What's that?

1395
01:13:33,542 --> 01:13:34,542
Storage unit.

1396
01:13:34,576 --> 01:13:36,111
You mean like a...?

1397
01:13:36,444 --> 01:13:37,779
Like, a storage unit.

1398
01:13:37,913 --> 01:13:40,248
Cement walls, single bulb
with the timer on it.

1399
01:13:40,381 --> 01:13:42,941
And, I mean, I helped him plug
in his mini-fridge and everything.

1400
01:13:43,051 --> 01:13:44,385
Oh, my God!

1401
01:13:44,519 --> 01:13:46,121
But, like, the guy unloads to me

1402
01:13:46,688 --> 01:13:48,322
about how his, his wife had just

1403
01:13:48,456 --> 01:13:49,936
stabbed him in the heart
with a knife.

1404
01:13:50,192 --> 01:13:51,893
I think he was speaking
metaphorically.

1405
01:13:53,094 --> 01:13:54,395
I think.

1406
01:13:54,529 --> 01:13:55,897
Uh, look. The guy's broke.

1407
01:13:56,031 --> 01:13:58,166
Smells like a brewery, yada...
I understand.

1408
01:13:58,300 --> 01:14:00,334
It's, it's tough.

1409
01:14:00,468 --> 01:14:02,369
'Cause you're such an expert.

1410
01:14:03,205 --> 01:14:04,371
No, but...

1411
01:14:05,507 --> 01:14:06,908
I'm divorced.

1412
01:14:07,909 --> 01:14:08,910
Oh.

1413
01:14:10,579 --> 01:14:12,914
Yeah. But then, the other month

1414
01:14:13,682 --> 01:14:15,817
I helped this, uh,
this one couple move in

1415
01:14:16,484 --> 01:14:18,453
and I mean, they... They were...

1416
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:20,188
They went the ringer

1417
01:14:20,689 --> 01:14:23,357
for a long time before
they found each other.

1418
01:14:24,259 --> 01:14:25,460
And they both told me how they

1419
01:14:25,861 --> 01:14:27,529
thought that they just
lost everything.

1420
01:14:29,097 --> 01:14:30,198
There I was.

1421
01:14:30,765 --> 01:14:32,925
I was helping the move in
to their dream home together.

1422
01:14:34,302 --> 01:14:35,503
Were they young?

1423
01:14:35,637 --> 01:14:36,972
Were they... No!

1424
01:14:37,105 --> 01:14:38,306
Focus! Look...

1425
01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:39,784
The point is,
is that it's not over

1426
01:14:39,808 --> 01:14:41,176
until you say it is.

1427
01:14:41,643 --> 01:14:44,246
The future may seem overcast

1428
01:14:44,913 --> 01:14:47,082
but there's always sun
on the other side of the cloud.

1429
01:14:48,116 --> 01:14:51,486
Oh, that's so... stupid!

1430
01:14:51,953 --> 01:14:54,122
No, look. It's science. Like...

1431
01:14:54,556 --> 01:14:55,557
It may not be tomorrow

1432
01:14:55,991 --> 01:14:57,671
but one day you're
gonna be able to see it.

1433
01:14:57,859 --> 01:14:59,728
And after a hurricane

1434
01:15:00,295 --> 01:15:02,130
it's so bright that
you're gonna need a...

1435
01:15:02,497 --> 01:15:03,832
You're gonna need sunglasses.

1436
01:15:07,769 --> 01:15:10,505
The hurricane being my marriage?

1437
01:15:11,539 --> 01:15:13,141
Or this move?

1438
01:15:14,109 --> 01:15:15,543
Uh, both.

1439
01:15:16,645 --> 01:15:18,013
Look, you have a lot
going for you,

1440
01:15:18,146 --> 01:15:19,915
more than you
give yourself credit for.

1441
01:15:22,517 --> 01:15:23,618
Ryan.

1442
01:15:24,619 --> 01:15:26,488
- It's Ryan, right?
- Yeah, it is.

1443
01:15:27,923 --> 01:15:30,558
You guys are doing a good job.

1444
01:15:31,459 --> 01:15:32,460
Thanks.

1445
01:15:33,028 --> 01:15:35,463
Just, uh, remember that
when we give you the bill.

1446
01:15:41,269 --> 01:15:42,938
Looks like you're gonna
make it tonight.

1447
01:15:53,515 --> 01:15:54,616
Good job today, guys.

1448
01:15:57,118 --> 01:15:58,118
Hit me with it.

1449
01:15:59,254 --> 01:16:00,388
This is when we started.

1450
01:16:00,755 --> 01:16:02,090
This is when we finished.

1451
01:16:02,857 --> 01:16:04,192
This is the mileage fees.

1452
01:16:05,961 --> 01:16:06,961
Wow.

1453
01:16:07,562 --> 01:16:11,533
So, that's like the whole day.

1454
01:16:13,268 --> 01:16:14,268
Yeah.

1455
01:16:14,703 --> 01:16:16,571
Because we were here all day

1456
01:16:17,072 --> 01:16:18,072
and night.

1457
01:16:18,807 --> 01:16:21,410
You couldn't have worked
all that.

1458
01:16:21,676 --> 01:16:23,645
Didn't you take any breaks?

1459
01:16:26,449 --> 01:16:27,449
Okay, sorry.

1460
01:16:27,615 --> 01:16:29,484
- Where do I sign?
- Mom!

1461
01:16:30,285 --> 01:16:31,753
Yeah.

1462
01:16:33,588 --> 01:16:35,123
There's something on my bed.

1463
01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:39,194
- What is it?
- I don't know.

1464
01:16:40,762 --> 01:16:41,963
Looks like bugs.

1465
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:46,634
No!

1466
01:16:47,302 --> 01:16:48,302
Bugs?

1467
01:17:00,281 --> 01:17:01,281
Dude, don't say it.

1468
01:17:03,985 --> 01:17:05,186
Shit!

1469
01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:06,554
Damn it!

1470
01:17:06,688 --> 01:17:08,189
Denny!

1471
01:17:08,556 --> 01:17:09,557
What?

1472
01:17:09,691 --> 01:17:10,525
What? My pimples?

1473
01:17:10,658 --> 01:17:11,659
Those aren't pimples.

1474
01:17:11,793 --> 01:17:13,828
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1475
01:17:13,962 --> 01:17:15,762
Please tell me that is not
what I think it is.

1476
01:17:15,797 --> 01:17:18,566
- Dude!
- Bro, that is disgusting.

1477
01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:20,001
I'm gonna throw up.

1478
01:17:20,635 --> 01:17:21,635
No.

1479
01:17:21,669 --> 01:17:23,138
No.

1480
01:17:23,271 --> 01:17:26,107
No, no, no!

1481
01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:28,143
I can't get bedbugs.

1482
01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:30,378
Not in my new home!

1483
01:17:30,745 --> 01:17:32,847
Fuck! We're gonna have to decon.

1484
01:17:32,981 --> 01:17:35,183
- Where are they?
- Even if we only see them on one bed

1485
01:17:35,316 --> 01:17:36,452
they could be anywhere.

1486
01:17:36,584 --> 01:17:37,719
Everywhere.

1487
01:17:37,852 --> 01:17:40,255
I, I can't have
my stuff in here.

1488
01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:43,691
Well, I can't!

1489
01:17:43,825 --> 01:17:46,795
I can't get bedbugs.
Not in my new house!

1490
01:17:46,928 --> 01:17:49,030
Put it on the curb.
I don't care.

1491
01:17:49,164 --> 01:17:51,266
Can you put everything
in the garage?

1492
01:17:51,399 --> 01:17:54,369
Ma'am, you can't guarantee
not having bedbugs

1493
01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:56,171
once everything's been inside.

1494
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:57,939
But it'll help.

1495
01:17:58,073 --> 01:17:58,907
Please.

1496
01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:00,308
Help me.

1497
01:18:00,708 --> 01:18:02,010
Oh, my God!

1498
01:18:02,143 --> 01:18:03,503
I can get everything
treated easier

1499
01:18:03,611 --> 01:18:05,013
if it's all in the garage.

1500
01:18:05,346 --> 01:18:06,346
Please!

1501
01:18:06,549 --> 01:18:07,615
Help me.

1502
01:18:08,650 --> 01:18:12,120
Oh, this house, it's,
it's all I have.

1503
01:18:16,291 --> 01:18:17,325
Ma'am.

1504
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:24,365
Don't call me ma'am!

1505
01:18:29,838 --> 01:18:34,209
I can't start over like this.

1506
01:18:35,810 --> 01:18:37,345
I'm gonna have to
charge you for it.

1507
01:18:39,047 --> 01:18:43,084
Fine! Just get them out!

1508
01:18:44,352 --> 01:18:45,386
Christ!

1509
01:18:45,521 --> 01:18:47,122
Yeah, bro. No.

1510
01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:50,358
Fuck that shit. Dude,
she has fucking bedbugs.

1511
01:18:50,493 --> 01:18:51,793
Hey, you don't have to help

1512
01:18:52,093 --> 01:18:53,904
but you're gonna have to spray
yourselves down anyways.

1513
01:18:53,928 --> 01:18:55,697
Yeah. No shit.

1514
01:18:55,830 --> 01:18:57,165
I was already gonna
after carrying

1515
01:18:57,298 --> 01:18:59,834
the son's jizz screen
of a fucking mattress.

1516
01:19:00,802 --> 01:19:03,905
Dude! She's going through
a divorce, man.

1517
01:19:05,206 --> 01:19:08,776
Goddamn fucking
gross motherfuckers.

1518
01:19:20,589 --> 01:19:22,023
That's the last of it.

1519
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:26,629
Wow. Moving isn't cheap.

1520
01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:28,329
That's why it's a luxury.

1521
01:19:31,299 --> 01:19:32,901
What do I do now?

1522
01:19:33,902 --> 01:19:35,870
Call an exterminator.

1523
01:19:40,609 --> 01:19:42,010
Congrats on the new house.

1524
01:19:42,744 --> 01:19:44,045
Everything's gonna be fine.

1525
01:19:44,446 --> 01:19:45,481
Thanks.

1526
01:19:46,114 --> 01:19:49,350
I'll be sure to request you
when we move out of here.

1527
01:19:50,752 --> 01:19:51,853
Please don't.

1528
01:19:57,493 --> 01:19:58,760
Oh, my God!

1529
01:20:00,563 --> 01:20:02,063
We forgot the cat.

1530
01:20:02,864 --> 01:20:03,965
No.

1531
01:20:16,344 --> 01:20:17,378
Hey.

1532
01:20:17,779 --> 01:20:18,980
Hey.

1533
01:20:19,948 --> 01:20:22,451
I just, I just wanted to say
thank you

1534
01:20:22,984 --> 01:20:24,319
for helping with my mom.

1535
01:20:25,487 --> 01:20:28,856
I know that this whole thing
was a huge pain in the ass.

1536
01:20:28,990 --> 01:20:33,728
But, I really don't know what we
would've done without you guys.

1537
01:20:34,463 --> 01:20:35,463
Happy to help.

1538
01:20:36,798 --> 01:20:39,468
And I'm sorry about the bedbugs.

1539
01:20:39,602 --> 01:20:40,602
Just...

1540
01:20:40,835 --> 01:20:42,270
Don't.

1541
01:20:42,404 --> 01:20:45,106
I don't even feel comfortable
standing out here.

1542
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,710
I swear I can feel them
crawling all over me.

1543
01:20:48,142 --> 01:20:51,179
- Whoa! Don't move.
- What?

1544
01:20:52,814 --> 01:20:53,616
Oh, my God! Get it!

1545
01:20:53,748 --> 01:20:55,451
Get it! Get it!

1546
01:20:56,418 --> 01:20:58,219
That's not funny.

1547
01:20:58,853 --> 01:21:00,522
- Sorry.
- Argh!

1548
01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:03,458
Well, um...

1549
01:21:04,859 --> 01:21:06,139
I should probably
go find a field

1550
01:21:06,194 --> 01:21:08,363
to burn these
uniforms in, so uh...

1551
01:21:10,466 --> 01:21:11,734
It was great meeting you.

1552
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,768
Yeah, um...

1553
01:21:15,604 --> 01:21:16,938
Here's my number.

1554
01:21:17,972 --> 01:21:19,475
Just in case, you know,

1555
01:21:19,608 --> 01:21:22,844
you figure out your situation.

1556
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:25,780
Thanks.

1557
01:21:36,692 --> 01:21:38,259
You wish.

1558
01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:49,170
Alright, partner.

1559
01:21:49,837 --> 01:21:51,039
Good seeing you.

1560
01:21:53,676 --> 01:21:55,076
Take care of your mom, alright?

1561
01:21:55,477 --> 01:21:56,477
Good seeing you too.

1562
01:21:56,779 --> 01:21:57,879
I'll see you around, buddy.

1563
01:22:07,989 --> 01:22:09,057
Later, sport.

1564
01:22:09,725 --> 01:22:10,825
Good luck with...

1565
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,161
...life.

1566
01:22:14,395 --> 01:22:15,395
Thanks.

1567
01:22:33,682 --> 01:22:36,250
You guys head home.
I'll decon the trucks.

1568
01:22:36,785 --> 01:22:37,820
Good job today.

1569
01:22:37,952 --> 01:22:39,187
- Later.
- Later.

1570
01:22:39,488 --> 01:22:40,522
I'll do it.

1571
01:22:42,056 --> 01:22:43,358
You go make the last dance

1572
01:22:43,492 --> 01:22:45,360
or whatever the fuck
they do at a reunion.

1573
01:22:49,531 --> 01:22:50,566
Chad.

1574
01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:53,502
What?

1575
01:22:55,002 --> 01:22:56,938
Do you remember
Jerry Dabernackle?

1576
01:22:58,973 --> 01:23:00,942
Who the fuck is
Jerry Dabernackle?

1577
01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:03,044
We graduated with him.

1578
01:23:04,813 --> 01:23:06,615
When he was a skinny freshman,

1579
01:23:06,749 --> 01:23:09,551
he decided it was time to
step into the weight room.

1580
01:23:11,185 --> 01:23:12,985
How do you think he felt
after that first day?

1581
01:23:13,689 --> 01:23:15,189
Uh, terrible.

1582
01:23:15,923 --> 01:23:17,702
Kind of like when Janet Reesely
hit you in the nuts

1583
01:23:17,726 --> 01:23:20,496
but, probably worse 'cause
your balls didn't drop yet.

1584
01:23:20,629 --> 01:23:23,565
But he was determined not to be
a pussy and kept lifting.

1585
01:23:23,898 --> 01:23:24,978
What do you think happened?

1586
01:23:25,366 --> 01:23:26,635
If he was persistent,

1587
01:23:26,769 --> 01:23:28,704
then his scars recovered
and he got stronger.

1588
01:23:29,471 --> 01:23:31,005
He could barely walk
the next day.

1589
01:23:31,139 --> 01:23:32,979
- I believe it.
- Yeah, but he was a tough cat.

1590
01:23:33,074 --> 01:23:34,175
He kept lifting.

1591
01:23:34,743 --> 01:23:37,646
He spent all of high school
living in that weight room.

1592
01:23:38,847 --> 01:23:39,882
And he got stronger.

1593
01:23:40,014 --> 01:23:41,583
I mean, so strong

1594
01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:44,620
that he felt like nothing
could happen to him.

1595
01:23:47,423 --> 01:23:48,824
One day, he's dead lifting.

1596
01:23:49,323 --> 01:23:52,828
525, he's 6 foot, 190.

1597
01:23:53,261 --> 01:23:55,196
Uh, I mean, the guy is a tank.

1598
01:23:55,329 --> 01:23:56,532
Yeah, that's not bad.

1599
01:23:56,998 --> 01:23:58,434
Doesn't like spotters.
Hates them.

1600
01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:01,770
Feels like they're like erasers
on the end of a pencil.

1601
01:24:02,103 --> 01:24:03,739
They anticipate mistakes.

1602
01:24:04,473 --> 01:24:06,240
Oka, that's, that's bad-ass.

1603
01:24:06,374 --> 01:24:07,810
Yeah, breaks his back.

1604
01:24:08,242 --> 01:24:09,411
- Fuck!
- Mm-hmm.

1605
01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:11,312
So there he is.
Laying in his bed.

1606
01:24:12,481 --> 01:24:13,481
One day...

1607
01:24:14,015 --> 01:24:15,283
he's on top of the world.

1608
01:24:16,050 --> 01:24:17,118
The next...

1609
01:24:17,952 --> 01:24:19,353
he can't put his own socks on.

1610
01:24:20,021 --> 01:24:21,122
Can't wipe his butt.

1611
01:24:22,891 --> 01:24:24,131
What do you think he does next?

1612
01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:25,993
I don't know. What?

1613
01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:27,995
Bounces back.

1614
01:24:29,163 --> 01:24:30,264
Sucks it up.

1615
01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:31,899
Like muscle...

1616
01:24:32,066 --> 01:24:34,969
all pain leads to bigger gains.

1617
01:24:35,471 --> 01:24:38,172
So, he says "Fuck off"
to the physical therapist.

1618
01:24:38,306 --> 01:24:40,241
Says, "Fuck off" to his family
feeding him meals.

1619
01:24:40,374 --> 01:24:42,845
Says, "Fuck off" to his
best friend

1620
01:24:42,977 --> 01:24:44,378
who brought him a birthday case.

1621
01:24:46,113 --> 01:24:47,148
Wait.

1622
01:24:47,616 --> 01:24:50,017
We never went to school
with a Jerry Dabernackle.

1623
01:24:50,519 --> 01:24:51,687
Dude.

1624
01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:53,622
He got the gains.

1625
01:24:54,388 --> 01:24:55,557
But he was never healing.

1626
01:24:59,495 --> 01:25:00,495
Dude.

1627
01:25:00,963 --> 01:25:02,063
I know you're hurting.

1628
01:25:03,899 --> 01:25:05,199
Whatever it was that happened

1629
01:25:05,968 --> 01:25:07,436
I know you did your best.

1630
01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:10,204
I'm proud of you.

1631
01:25:11,573 --> 01:25:13,442
And I am lucky to know you.

1632
01:25:14,108 --> 01:25:15,468
And if you ever wanna
talk about it

1633
01:25:17,044 --> 01:25:18,580
I wanna be your spotter.

1634
01:25:21,683 --> 01:25:22,683
Look at me.

1635
01:25:25,353 --> 01:25:28,289
Even Han Solo needs Chewbacca.

1636
01:25:33,261 --> 01:25:36,732
You, my friend are
a rainbow in the dark.

1637
01:25:37,432 --> 01:25:39,902
And you're Def Leppard
with a little bit of Cold play.

1638
01:25:40,034 --> 01:25:41,269
And that's fine!

1639
01:25:43,472 --> 01:25:46,207
- I love you, man.
- I love you, man.

1640
01:25:46,975 --> 01:25:48,410
It's a great band, by the way.

1641
01:25:48,544 --> 01:25:49,945
Mm-hmm. I know. I know.

1642
01:25:50,077 --> 01:25:51,480
- It's a great band.
- I know.

1643
01:25:54,348 --> 01:25:55,651
I fucking knew it.

1644
01:26:01,757 --> 01:26:03,391
Look, this manager job

1645
01:26:04,058 --> 01:26:05,138
I think you should take it.

1646
01:26:05,293 --> 01:26:06,495
If it makes you happy

1647
01:26:06,762 --> 01:26:08,430
- It'll make me happy.
- I don't want it.

1648
01:26:09,096 --> 01:26:11,500
To be honest, I don't think
either of us do. It's convenient.

1649
01:26:13,267 --> 01:26:16,103
Would you rather have sex
forever with Shannon

1650
01:26:16,605 --> 01:26:17,806
- starting tomorrow...
- Mm-mm.

1651
01:26:17,940 --> 01:26:19,575
...or have sex forever

1652
01:26:19,708 --> 01:26:21,342
with the hottest girl
of all time...

1653
01:26:21,476 --> 01:26:22,996
- Mm?
- ...starting ten years from now.

1654
01:26:24,546 --> 01:26:27,114
Honestly, I'd
probably have a hard time

1655
01:26:27,248 --> 01:26:28,448
only sleeping with one person.

1656
01:26:34,155 --> 01:26:35,435
Look, your business with Jane...

1657
01:26:36,491 --> 01:26:39,795
it doesn't matter that her flute's
been tuned up by half the orchestra.

1658
01:26:41,563 --> 01:26:44,131
Sometimes you got to
put Old Yeller down.

1659
01:26:46,133 --> 01:26:47,402
And it's not her.

1660
01:26:48,770 --> 01:26:49,805
It's Susan from earlier.

1661
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:53,140
She says...

1662
01:26:54,409 --> 01:26:57,211
"Thanks again."
Smiley face emoji.

1663
01:27:00,114 --> 01:27:01,114
My man!

1664
01:27:01,450 --> 01:27:03,117
Are you kidding me? Come on.

1665
01:27:03,250 --> 01:27:04,251
Oh, my God.

1666
01:27:04,786 --> 01:27:07,022
- You know what I see when I see us?
- What?

1667
01:27:07,456 --> 01:27:09,825
Couple of cowboys riding
against the wind.

1668
01:27:10,257 --> 01:27:12,126
Last time I checked,
cowboys don't cry.

1669
01:27:12,628 --> 01:27:14,395
Fuck you! I wasn't crying.

1670
01:27:14,529 --> 01:27:16,765
I just... I get so angry,
sometimes I bleed tears.

1671
01:27:16,898 --> 01:27:19,635
Well, you were bleeding a lot.
Should we stop by the hospital?

1672
01:27:19,768 --> 01:27:22,537
I can take care of myself.
I'm a fucking paramedic.

1673
01:27:22,671 --> 01:27:24,473
Oh, excuse me, Dr. Badass.

1674
01:27:24,906 --> 01:27:27,643
Well, technically,
I'm more bad-ass than a doctor

1675
01:27:27,776 --> 01:27:29,645
but, fuck you.

1676
01:27:30,879 --> 01:27:31,879
Hey!

1677
01:27:34,549 --> 01:27:36,349
What hospital do you think
Flat Stanley is in?

1678
01:27:36,384 --> 01:27:37,519
Should we go visit him?