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Cheers was filmed live,
with the stadium audience.
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Sam, this is mine
favorite moment of the day.
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-Which? Closing time?
-No, 1:37 am.
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I don't know. There's something about...
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Yes, I know what you mean.
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I think we all have ours
favorite story about 1h37.
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What's your moment?
favorite of the day, Sam?
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I don't know, 8:15, 9 hours.
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Yes, I liked 8:15.
I think I got too old for the time.
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Wait a bit!
Coach, Sammy!
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I don't want to be alone,
locked in this bar all night.
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Fifteen to three...
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No one at the bar...
Except you and me...
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Every now and then a man needs
Take some time for yourself.
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Cheers S01E13
"Now Pitching, Sam Malone"
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Resync Web-DL
Evilkinder
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-Good evening, everyone.
-Norm!
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-Norman.
-Want a beer, Norm?
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No, probably
I just drank it.
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What's new, Norm?
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I just arrived from a
lunch at Copley Plaza.
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Did you have lunch at Copley?
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Yes, I took a future employee there.
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-Kind of courting the boy.
-What did you have for lunch?
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The lamb chops for two.
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It was simply...
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I don't remember what he had for lunch.
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You know, I saw Teddy Kennedy there.
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-Really, Normie?
-T.K., huh?
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I still say that Kennedy
will be president one day.
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Wait. Wait.
Maybe even next time.
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-You know what politicians are like.
-It doesn't make sense.
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I really don't agree, Diane.
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I have a little theory about this.
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If you go back in history
and take each president...
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you will discover that the numerical value
of each letter in their surnames...
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was equally divisible
for the year in which they were elected.
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Same?
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So who's going to win, Cliff?
Reagan again?
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-What, Mondale?
-No, no chance.
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I found out. By calculations,
the next president...
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should be called
Yelnik McWawa.
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The stupidest name I've ever heard.
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Please, are you referring
to our next president.
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So, Norm...
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what Kennedy was
doing at Copley?
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Having lunch.
I got his autograph.
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Did you bother him during lunch?
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No. God.
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I waited until he
go to the bathroom.
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"Mart...Marty Broder"?
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I got into boxing wrong. I don't know.
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Cliff, isn't that Tibor Svetkovic?
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-Svetkovic? Where?
-Yes, that's Svetkovic.
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Taking into account the long name
that everyone can pronounce...
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Is he an athlete?
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Or will he be president in 1990?
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Diane, the man was the greatest player
hockey team from Czechoslovakia.
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He defected to us
just to play in the NHL.
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An incredible story, indeed.
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He dressed as a woman,
hidden in a haystack...
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crawling through barbed wire,
He swam across some rivers...
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was stowaway on a boat
steam to get here.
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Impressive.
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The following week, the
rest of the team came from Concorde.
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That's what doesn't matter
read the schedule.
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Nobody said he was a
smart hockey player.
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Is today my day or what?
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First Teddy Kennedy
and now Tibor Svetkovic.
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Memorize his shoes.
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Maybe you'd like the autograph
him later, you know?
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Tibor, I see you playing all the time.
I'm Sam Malone.
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Your problem must be too much caffeine.
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-Sorry, what?
-He is learning English...
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by television commercials.
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And who are you?
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I'm Lana Marshall,
Tibor's manager.
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Same? I'm Sam Malone.
I'm the boss here.
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Oh, you're the boss.
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Will you tell me what to do?
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Something tells me that
you know what to do.
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I know what I like to do.
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Legal. I like a woman who
You know what you like to do...
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and who does what he likes.
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The mating ritual of
Perverted bar goer.
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Two beers.
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Let me answer
you two. Tibor...
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Miller time?
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TV. Yes sir.
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-What can I do for you?
-What is your specialty?
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I always do
same here: great.
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-Then surprise me.
-It will be a pleasure.
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For me too, I hope.
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-I'll be right back.
-I'll be here.
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She will be here, he will be back
and I will get sick.
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So...
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Do you manage athletes?
professionals in commercials?
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Yes, actually I am
specialist in male athletes.
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You don't know how
who was speaking?
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It's Sam Malone.
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A cute one.
Too bad he has dandruff.
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Played with the Red Sox.
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Same? Who do you play with now?
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You know, you're good
reputation to women.
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Excuse me.
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I could make one
Question about your boss?
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The king of direct?
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Tell me, does he have a wife?
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Or worse, someone with
Does he care?
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It is available.
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And very desirable
if you like fools.
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And he seems to like it.
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Tibor, I think
It's time to go to the Garden.
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I'm late.
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After the game, in your room?
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No, I think I will be
busy tonight.
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Right. See you soon.
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And that concludes more
a day of programming.
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Sooner or later,
you will have a Generals.
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The poor guy should think
about wearing a helmet, you know?
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I know you were an athlete.
Sorry, I don't remember you.
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All good. I was the pitcher
reservation, before they became famous.
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I missed it for a year.
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Tell me, have you ever acted?
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Yes. I was the protagonist
in a school play.
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One about the woman
mother who makes her husband...
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get rid of people, so that
may have more power.
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Do you mean Macbeth?
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No, no. Like the Boots
They deceived the King.
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Was Macbeth about that too?
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Tibor looks better, doesn't he?
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Excuse me, I'll be right back.
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Diane, we're talking.
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She's talking. Are you if
lost in thoughts.
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Any problems?
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Sam, just be careful.
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She is not one of yours
usual minions.
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That's what I like about her.
She has a lot of class.
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Although it has never been
great faith in the women who leave...
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I will say that at least they were
too dumb to be harmful.
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I knew they
would rise in their opinion.
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Is there something between you two?
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No, no.
Just business.
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I never get involved in life
hers and she gets into mine.
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Sam, I spoke to my secretary
about the summer schedule...
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and I think they have some commercials
that you can do very well.
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I? You're kidding.
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No, you have sensuality,
irreverence...
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that I'm sure
the camera will capture.
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Wait a minute. I mean,
I haven't played baseball in years.
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I'm not exactly famous.
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Unknown athletes are in vogue.
They are seen as ordinary people.
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What do you say, Sam?
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I don't know. My God,
I need to think a little.
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Come on, Sam, do it.
You are talented.
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Look at you.
Tall, handsome...
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has a beautiful smile.
Show her your smile.
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I'm screwed.
What the hell were you thinking?
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He knows...
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I will have to admit. All of these
years, watching these commercials...
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I always thought it would be
very good at that. Let's do it.
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Wonderful.
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Look, I'm at the Ritz.
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Why don't you show up there later,
and plan the details?
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I don't leave before 2am.
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Better.
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All these people at the bar
and no one introduced us.
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No, they didn't.
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I wanted to thank each and every one of them.
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Me too.
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For FieIds, light beer, the
Former Red Sox pitcher Luis Tiant.
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After the game, I relax, I light up
a cigar and enjoy the FieIds Light.
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-Hey, Luis.
-Hey, Sam.
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When they reach my age,
30, you won't want to be full.
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That's why I drink FieIds.
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It is refreshing, satisfying,
and you do not fill yourself with FieIds.
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You simply fill up well.
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Fills FieId with good.
You fill up well.
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Sorry, Luis,
I don't think he made it today.
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-I'm going to get you out of here.
-Captain, let me stay.
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Sorry, big guy.
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Get 'em, Mayday.
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Now, Ianando,
Sam ''Mayday'' MaIone.
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FieIds. It is refreshing, satisfying, and
you don't feel full with FieIds.
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It just feels good.
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Hey, that's right!
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Another ball saves.
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I still won, didn't I?
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Good job, Sammy!
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-Sammy, you're awesome!
-Legal!
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Coach, two bottles
from Fields right here.
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I wouldn't use that thing
to bathe the dog...
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but Sammy really convinced me.
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Sam, could you sell me cubes?
of ice in the middle of summer.
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You're in show biz now, huh?
You are a star.
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Sam?
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Could you introduce me?
to Gene Tierney?
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I don't know Gene Tierney,
Coach.
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Alright, keep it up.
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Come on, Sammy. How about
a speech by a great actor?
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Yes, yes, how is it to see
Up there, Sammy?
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It was cool. It was pretty cool.
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I feared this. We will have to sedate the
man. It's historic.
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Sam, if there's something that
If you want to talk, you can...
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I don't want to talk about anything.
I'm dizzy like a schoolgirl.
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Now wait tables, please.
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It's fine.
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Sammy, that one of yours
Businesswoman is hot, right?
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She's earning 10 percent.
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You can
leave me alone?
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Please, do you understand?
Leave me alone?
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-Sam, let's talk.
-There's nothing to talk about.
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It's important.
Return to the office now.
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Sammy is in trouble
with Miss. Chambers again.
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Sammy is in trouble
with Miss. Chambers...
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Sam is in trouble
with Chambers...
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What? What do you want?
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Obviously you are unhappy
and everyone wants to know why.
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I'm not unhappy.
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-Isn't it?
-No.
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Are you happy with the commercial?
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00:14:07,944 --> 00:14:09,502
Yes.
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00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:13,479
-Do you think it went well?
-Yes.
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-Same?
-Yes.
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So what's up?
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Are you happy with the money?
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00:14:24,728 --> 00:14:26,161
Yes.
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00:14:27,731 --> 00:14:30,029
-Are you happy with the tests?
-Yes.
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-Are you happy with your manager?
-Oh, God!
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The tyrant.
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Tell me.
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Why? Do you want to hear me
say you were right?
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Of course not.
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Knowing this and knowing that
This is torturing you...
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It's too much for this country bumpkin.
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Oh, sorry.
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Sorry. I want to help.
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Let's talk.
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Want to hear about mine
relationship with another woman?
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Well...
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Maybe...
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Maybe I should
meet a man outside...
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intellectually,
able to help you.
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Now everyone in line
for the ugliest tongue contest.
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Alphabetically by height, here.
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It seems like everyone
Intellectuals are busy.
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Are you sure you want to hear this?
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I'll stop you before you get depressed.
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My...
My relationship...
250
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Lana and I are more friends than
most business owners and customers.
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More friends?
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You know me. I'm not against
a crazy night of friendship, but...
253
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There are some...
254
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I mean, now I feel like I should
be a friend when asked.
255
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And you fear that she will stop giving you
catch commercials if you stop...
256
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to be friendly.
257
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See...
258
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when playing in the bigs, like I did,
Get used to it with a lot of attention.
259
00:16:29,252 --> 00:16:31,516
And when I stopped
to play baseball...
260
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I felt like I was missing
something in my life.
261
00:16:33,823 --> 00:16:38,522
And I hoped these commercials
bring back what was missing.
262
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Sam, Lana left a message
for you, but I don't remember.
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-Is Lana here?
-lso.
264
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By the way, what do you
two do here?
265
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There are several clients out there.
266
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I have a problem and Diane is
helping me talk about it.
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Let me tell you something.
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You faced a lot of
problems, right?
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And he always found a solution.
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But since the
Sir lsaac Hayes here appeared...
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No offense, Diane,
I love Sir Isaac Hayes.
272
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But since then, it's just
talk, talk to you.
273
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,120
But this is a
very complicated problem.
274
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Sam wants to break up with Lana...
275
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and he knows he should,
but you're afraid...
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-that this sacrifices your career.
-He understands?
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I don't understand what's happening here.
278
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Let me show you
one thing. Come.
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-See, I...
-Just come here.
280
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Stay right here, Sam.
Here. Take this.
281
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Do you want me to get this?
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Just take it.
283
00:17:41,424 --> 00:17:45,087
Now get out of here now
and tell her you're done!
284
00:17:45,261 --> 00:17:47,661
Tell him please
This is more complicated...
285
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-Out! Outside! Hurry up.
-What do you want me to do?
286
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-What... Right.
-Hurry up. Hurry up.
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That was wonderful.
288
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Coach, somehow,
your instincts told you...
289
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Cut that one! We have a lot
people out there. Move.
290
00:18:04,347 --> 00:18:05,837
Right, right.
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Tell me something, redhead.
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Professional athletes
they are better in bed...
293
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than common men?
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I have had no experience with
common men.
295
00:18:22,932 --> 00:18:26,834
Me neither,
but I'm trying.
296
00:18:28,238 --> 00:18:31,571
Believe me. Athletes take off
pants, one leg at a time...
297
00:18:31,741 --> 00:18:33,606
like everyone else.
298
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Do they take off their pants?
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I'm glad you're here.
300
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There is one important thing
I want to talk to you.
301
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What did you think of your commercial?
302
00:18:50,093 --> 00:18:52,254
It was good. But I've been thinking...
303
00:18:52,428 --> 00:18:55,886
I thought it was wonderful. Received
lots of phone calls about you.
304
00:18:56,432 --> 00:18:57,421
Phone calls?
305
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:01,092
Many people saw you
and they liked what they saw.
306
00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:06,998
One of the phone calls was a
proposal for a national commercial.
307
00:19:07,176 --> 00:19:10,475
It's a lot of money and they want
send you to Hawaii...
308
00:19:10,647 --> 00:19:13,309
and you will do the commercial
with the Osmonds.
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00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:15,883
The Osmonds?
310
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-The whole family?
-That's right.
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Even with little Jimmy?
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Well, we wait. Now, come.
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Wait, there wasn't a thing
What did I want to tell you?
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Then, later.
315
00:19:28,631 --> 00:19:31,156
We need to take away
some photos of you and...
316
00:19:31,334 --> 00:19:33,825
to buy him a new jacket
sport and then we stop...
317
00:19:34,003 --> 00:19:36,369
at the hotel for a bite.
318
00:19:36,539 --> 00:19:38,097
And a nibble.
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00:19:38,274 --> 00:19:40,401
And a scratch.
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Coach...
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00:19:43,279 --> 00:19:47,079
-Sam, I'm getting really angry!
-No, no, no.
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00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:51,311
Lana, we can't nibble anymore.
323
00:19:51,487 --> 00:19:53,011
Why?
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I don't feel good about this.
325
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I understand.
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00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:03,856
This means you don't
Are you my manager anymore?
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00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:05,500
Sam!
328
00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:09,001
What kind of person would I have to be
to give up on you as a customer...
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Just because of that?
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A tyrant.
331
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I'm not a tyrant.
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00:20:15,278 --> 00:20:18,645
-Good, good.
-But I'm going to give up on you.
333
00:20:19,215 --> 00:20:21,979
I learned from experience
past that once having...
334
00:20:22,151 --> 00:20:25,143
an intimate relationship with a client,
you can't go back...
335
00:20:25,321 --> 00:20:27,983
to just be business partners.
336
00:20:28,157 --> 00:20:30,682
Maybe it's time to
find a new face.
337
00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:33,328
Hey, my face is new.
338
00:20:33,496 --> 00:20:36,090
Good. Are you still
within the deadline to return it.
339
00:20:39,268 --> 00:20:40,997
She's good, Sammy.
340
00:20:41,871 --> 00:20:45,170
-So, is that it?
-Yes.
341
00:20:45,341 --> 00:20:49,277
Good luck finding one
replacement for the Hava� commercial.
342
00:20:49,445 --> 00:20:52,039
If it takes more than six
minutes, I give up.
343
00:20:53,282 --> 00:20:56,149
Wow, she's good.
344
00:20:56,886 --> 00:20:59,218
Can I ask you a question?
345
00:21:02,825 --> 00:21:05,191
Want to know what he was like?
346
00:21:06,963 --> 00:21:08,863
What?
347
00:21:09,365 --> 00:21:10,957
Do you really think that
I will stay here...
348
00:21:11,134 --> 00:21:14,331
and hear you tell me
How good was Sam?
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00:21:16,005 --> 00:21:17,438
Fair?
350
00:21:18,908 --> 00:21:20,239
What do you want to know?
351
00:21:22,378 --> 00:21:24,938
I want to know how you can
live with yourself.
352
00:21:25,114 --> 00:21:29,244
I can't. That's why I like
of having young athletes around.
353
00:21:29,419 --> 00:21:31,910
I've always been crazy about them.
354
00:21:32,088 --> 00:21:33,680
Sometimes, when
I have a...
355
00:21:33,856 --> 00:21:38,418
I swear I can hear
the crowd cheering.
356
00:21:40,129 --> 00:21:42,154
You know, I would understand this
type of behavior...
357
00:21:42,331 --> 00:21:46,290
of a teenager full of desires
sexual or something...
358
00:21:46,469 --> 00:21:47,697
but, you are...
359
00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:50,998
An older woman?
Middle-aged?
360
00:21:51,174 --> 00:21:54,041
Reason enough
to grab some young people.
361
00:21:54,210 --> 00:21:57,543
There was a time in my life,
where men played tricks...
362
00:21:57,713 --> 00:21:59,943
and plans to have my attention.
363
00:22:00,116 --> 00:22:02,983
Now, I'm the one planning
a little to have theirs.
364
00:22:03,352 --> 00:22:06,344
That's not very unfair, is it?
365
00:22:06,756 --> 00:22:08,314
But don't be so worried.
366
00:22:08,491 --> 00:22:11,289
One day, not even that will work.
367
00:22:12,462 --> 00:22:17,832
Don't judge me before you lose
youth, dear. Bye, bye.
368
00:22:21,904 --> 00:22:24,099
She's good.
369
00:22:28,144 --> 00:22:32,513
FieIds. It is refreshing, satisfying,
and you do not fill yourself with FieIds.
370
00:22:32,682 --> 00:22:34,081
It just feels good.
371
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:36,150
Hey, that's right!
372
00:22:36,319 --> 00:22:38,287
Another ball saves.
373
00:22:42,225 --> 00:22:45,194
Come on, admit it. It was great.
374
00:22:45,761 --> 00:22:48,389
Come on, say it. It was great.
375
00:22:48,564 --> 00:22:50,759
-It was good.
-I wasn't good, I was great.
376
00:22:50,933 --> 00:22:53,367
I have to kill you to
admit that I was great?
377
00:22:56,038 --> 00:22:59,201
Right. You were...
378
00:22:59,775 --> 00:23:01,299
Great.
379
00:23:01,477 --> 00:23:02,535
Great.
380
00:23:03,679 --> 00:23:05,544
It went well.
381
00:23:06,482 --> 00:23:09,212
It was great.
And he did the right thing.
382
00:23:09,785 --> 00:23:12,049
Thanks.
383
00:23:12,722 --> 00:23:15,885
Listen, before you come
work in this bar...
384
00:23:16,058 --> 00:23:19,892
I never thought so much about
morality and integrity.
385
00:23:20,062 --> 00:23:23,589
You made me realize all these
things for the first time.
386
00:23:23,766 --> 00:23:25,028
Thanks, Sam.
387
00:23:25,768 --> 00:23:30,068
That's why I'm firing you.
You can leave your apron there...