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-Good evening, everyone.
-Norm!
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-Norman.
-What's new?
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A good part of my wife.
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Norm, I thought you were going to
Maine with Vera, at Christmas.
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-I really will.
-What there was?
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Nothing, nothing. Vera
It was yesterday...
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and I had an interview today...
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So I'm going there at night.
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Ela deixou tudo escrito aqui.
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I should be able to find the place.
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-Are you going for a walk, Norman?
-�.
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Yeah, we...
Just the two of us.
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There are many trees in that
region, you know?
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A frozen lake...
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and a radio station.
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It sounds very romantic, Norman.
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�. It seems like it, doesn't it?
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Where can I have fun around here?
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Have fun.
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Norman, Norman.
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No, wait.
Dude, please. No...
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I can't do
That's with the navy.
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Cheers S01E12
"The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One"
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Resync Web-DL
Evilkinder
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If you want gum,
I can get a new one.
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In fact, I was looking for insects.
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Try blonde hair.
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-It's English, isn't it?
-How did you guess?
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Because you look smart,
even when he says nonsense.
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I hope you don't find me
presumptuous...
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but exotic women like you
they drive me crazy.
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Wow, what class!
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My name is Carla.
What will you want?
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How are you, Carla?
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My name is Eric Finch.
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-Gin would be perfect.
-Right.
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You know, your profile
It's interesting.
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-What?
-Neapolitan, right?
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Yes. My grandfather was from Naples.
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We have a saying
interesting in my field.
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"Give your heart to
A Neapolitan is like...
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forget to burn
your codes."
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Oops! Drug!
Now I messed up.
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-He's not a spy or anything...
-Silence, please.
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Please don't say anything else.
It could put my life at risk.
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-Do you see that man?
-Yes.
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Must be a secret agent
some foreign country.
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I wouldn't want to live there.
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Hey, here it is
a fact that few know.
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-O animal mais esperto...
-Yes?
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...� the pig.
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-No, it's the dolphin.
-What? They look dumb.
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-I'm telling you, it's the pig.
-�?
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Yes, yes. Scientists say that
If the pig could talk and have fingers...
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could be trained
for manual work.
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So would they work?
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Yes, they would give 20, 30 years
of loyal service...
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and, at the retirement dinner
of them, you could eat them.
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-Okay.
-For me, the smartest...
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-� the pigeon.
-What?
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With a thousand cars on the road,
one always finds mine.
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No, I think it's the ants.
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-Why do you think that?
-Have you seen their farms?
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-Ah, yeah.
-They were built without plans.
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To the ants. For everything that
they do.
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Hey, Coach, what's up?
the smartest animal?
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For me, Francis,
the talking mule.
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No, I think
didn't understand correctly.
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It was a guy talking for the mule.
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It's not because she talks,
But from what it said, right?
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�, that's right.
And it was much better...
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than idle talk
from "Mr. Ed".
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-Well said.
-Hey, Sam? I want a gin.
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Guys, come here.
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Disguise...
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but that guy sitting there
He's a secret agent.
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-That's ridiculous!
-What's up! Are you serious?
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Thanks for covering up.
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-You mean, a spy?
-Like James Bond?
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Norm, Jack, come on.
It's time for inspection.
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-Why do you think that?
-Well, he opened up to me.
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I was there talking to him
and he said he finds me sexy.
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They are trained to lie.
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You know, Diane, he just came back
from Ankara...
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and said that I am more beautiful than
the Bulgarian girls he saw there.
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It's no surprise.
Ankara is in Türkiye.
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Great. I really wanted to know that.
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Another fascinating comment
of the know-it-all.
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What happened to her?
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Why do you always do this?
Always corrects people.
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-I correct nothing.
-Ah, sorry, I made a mistake.
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-Come on, that wasn't worth it.
-I was wrong again, Coach.
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Just said he doesn't seem
know what you're saying.
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Who would make the mistake
to think that Ankara...
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- Is it in Bulgaria?
-Francis wouldn't commit it.
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If you are really a spy, why are you
sitting with your back to the door?
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Because I see the door
reflected in your beautiful eyes.
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This is old!
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Your eyes remind me of a
engraving I bought in Norway.
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I paid 200 guilders for it.
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Norway's currency is the crown.
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-Diane.
-If you have a license to kill...
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Can I borrow it?
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-She's right.
-He has?
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Of course. That's how we ended up
with the Norwegian economy.
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lnfiltrating foreign currency
in government.
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-Really?
-Diane?
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So we destroy trust
of the people...
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in the totalitarian regime.
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Norway does not have
a totalitarian regime.
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Hey! Come here now!
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Pardonnez-moi, I believe that
my boss wants to talk to me.
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-Did you call?
-Yes. Yes, I called.
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What do you want to do?
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I don't believe that guy is
a spy. I think you're lying.
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So what? A bar patron
is telling stories...
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to impress a waitress.
Call 60 Minutes.
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It's fine.
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Since you say it like that...
The fact is that...
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Look, listen here.
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Why do you think people
they go to bars, huh?
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Oh, let me guess.
How about drinking?
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Wrong. You can drink at home.
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They come to tell stories
and make people believe.
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Listen, in this bar, everyone is a hero.
What's the problem?
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Sam, any kind of lie
It is destructive, sooner or later.
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I was raised and educated to
value the truth, above all.
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Said by a woman wearing eyelashes
hairpieces and padded bra.
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- It's a lie.
-I'll want proof of that.
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Listen, I'm just saying
What if this guy...
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Want to be a spy, or
condescending, tolerate it.
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-Sam...
-What's the problem?
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-Okay, he's a spy.
-Perfect.
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Excuse me.
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Carla inadvertently
told his secret before...
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Wow!
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Then I knew that
You're a spy, aren't you?
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Yes. What's it like to be a spy?
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We swear that nothing you say
You're going to leave this room, right?
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We never left
of this room.
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Can I really trust you?
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Of course. Trust us.
Let's all swear.
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-�, we swear.
-I swear on my life.
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What you have to understand...
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It's just that we're not like
cinema portrays us.
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We don't think we are heroes.
We're just working.
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We put our life
at risk for democracy.
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Tell your mission more
exciting for us.
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�, he was already betrayed by
a Russian girl?
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I'll say one thing
about the Russians.
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The cold climate makes them
more fiery.
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Wannamucca Lake, here I come.
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Asked about my adventure
more exciting.
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I thought of Romania, in 1973.
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I was captured by
terrible RPB.
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The "ripbe".
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They are as cruel as they heard.
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They even used the infamous
fan in me, those devils.
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-What is the fan?
-It's a ride in Coney Island.
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Animals!
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Diane, why don't you
shut up?
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Carla, he lied to you.
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-Are you okay?
-No, he didn't lie.
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He is not a specialist in History.
Studied poetry.
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Tell her you didn't lie, Eric.
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Tell her you didn't lie, Eric.
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She's absolutely right.
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It means you lied
all the time?
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All the time.
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Let me understand.
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The cold climate does not make
the fiery women?
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I'll see Vera in the spring,
what the hell!
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Why did you lie to us?
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Because...
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my life...
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It's not interesting at all,
It's very bland.
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I was a failure
in everything I did.
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But, you know...
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Sometimes, late at night,
in a nice bar...
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I even get to do something
believe that I am interesting.
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But you're too smart for me.
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You don't need my illusions.
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Good evening, miss.
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Before they say anything...
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I want you to know
I've never felt so bad...
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as at this moment.
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Sorry.
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I forgot the tip.
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Merry Christmas!
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I was wrong again.
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I messed up. I resign.
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I shouldn't be here,
There's no point in arguing.
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Who is arguing?
194
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I'm stuck up, hard-headed,
convinced.
195
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Speak louder. The staff there
From the bottom he didn't hear.
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I would never have imagined this, but I didn't
I'm good at being a waitress.
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-I shouldn't be here.
-Keep in touch.
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00:14:13,651 --> 00:14:18,020
-Carla!
-Diane! Diane, please listen.
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I don't know what is
happening here...
200
00:14:20,892 --> 00:14:23,122
but it seems like you lost
a ball, right?
201
00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:26,296
-Yes.
-You know what I said...
202
00:14:26,464 --> 00:14:29,126
for my players,
when did they make mistakes?
203
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:33,095
-What?
-Nothing. That's why I was fired.
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00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:38,566
Diane, come back. Wait,
come back here. Come back.
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00:14:38,743 --> 00:14:41,906
You made a mistake,
That's it. Now make up for it.
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00:14:42,079 --> 00:14:45,310
Find the guy.
Bring him here and apologize.
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00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:46,676
Great idea...
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00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:48,819
but I wouldn't know where to look.
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00:14:48,986 --> 00:14:52,752
Maybe the British Embassy
help her a little.
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I have a good ear for dialects...
211
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and my instincts say
which is English.
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00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:05,266
His name is Eric Finch.
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00:15:06,437 --> 00:15:08,405
Okay, I'll do it.
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00:15:11,409 --> 00:15:14,310
I'm going to search this city.
215
00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:17,080
I will search all over
part. Hotels, restaurants...
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every joint! I will find
this man, or die trying.
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00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,247
Excuse me.
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Look who's back.
219
00:15:24,755 --> 00:15:26,017
I...
220
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I just came back to explain
why I did what I did.
221
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-No, come on!
-Don't be silly.
222
00:15:32,830 --> 00:15:34,422
Yes, Mr. Finch, what is it?
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Everyone exaggerates
a little in a bar.
224
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Of course. For example, I don't
I'm that beautiful.
225
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Everyone tells stories.
226
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You just let yourself be carried away.
227
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-That's right.
-I think I'm a victim...
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of an overactive imagination.
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You know, when you pass
12 hours a day...
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in a room, alone, writing,
writing, writing, you...
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Sometimes you lose contact with
the reality.
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So I'm sorry,
I'm sorry and good night.
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00:16:08,899 --> 00:16:11,732
No, no. Do you write?
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Yes. Poetry, mostly.
235
00:16:15,273 --> 00:16:19,141
-See you soon.
-Wait, do you write poetry?
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I'd like to hear some.
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We would like it.
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00:16:23,648 --> 00:16:26,674
-Ah, yes, yes.
-No doubt.
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00:16:30,254 --> 00:16:34,054
It is not common for someone who
write poetry come here.
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There's a guy in the bathroom, Sam,
who writes wonders.
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-Gin, right?
-Yes. Thanks.
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00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:45,230
-Has it already been published?
-No, no.
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I don't even send my work
to anyone. I'm not very good.
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Don't be silly! Let me rate
this. I studied poetry.
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00:16:53,944 --> 00:16:55,809
I thought it was philosophy.
246
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No, it was psychology, but before
of literature and then of French.
247
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No, it was later
of art history.
248
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And before anthropology.
249
00:17:06,123 --> 00:17:08,921
No, no, we forgot
Indian studies.
250
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-And Manchu folk dance.
-Okay.
251
00:17:18,636 --> 00:17:22,800
Anyway, I would love
see your work.
252
00:17:22,973 --> 00:17:26,340
I didn't bring anything with me
here, unless...
253
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-What's here. And here.
-I need to hear one.
254
00:17:30,514 --> 00:17:32,175
-Same?
-Yes.
255
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:35,751
Alright, I'll try.
Let's see, what was that like?
256
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I love her (but in vain!)
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She floats in front of
My sleepy eyes
258
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And when she comes
End my pain
259
00:17:48,099 --> 00:17:52,934
And when she leaves
It's the anguish that arrives
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00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:58,141
-My God, it's beautiful.
-I liked.
261
00:17:58,309 --> 00:18:03,713
-What did you think, Sir Norm?
-Which will look great on tiles.
262
00:18:04,382 --> 00:18:07,112
Mr. Finch, I'm surprised.
263
00:18:07,385 --> 00:18:10,718
-Me too. It's great.
-Please recite more.
264
00:18:10,888 --> 00:18:13,186
Well, maybe not soon
after the first.
265
00:18:13,357 --> 00:18:15,791
We need to lower
hair standing on end.
266
00:18:18,562 --> 00:18:22,089
I will never forget this night.
267
00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:26,327
I happen to know...
268
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one of the poetry editors of
The AtIantic MonthIy.
269
00:18:29,306 --> 00:18:31,740
-Really?
-Yes, he spoke at my college.
270
00:18:31,909 --> 00:18:34,605
I'll call him
and talk about yourself.
271
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:37,111
Wait, wait.
272
00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:40,072
Aren't you getting too excited?
273
00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:43,277
May I use the phone?
Yes! And I'm loving it.
274
00:18:44,288 --> 00:18:45,653
Being condescending is one thing.
275
00:18:45,823 --> 00:18:48,348
He may have the fantasies
whatever you want in my bar...
276
00:18:48,526 --> 00:18:51,256
but don't think you're going
too far?
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00:18:51,462 --> 00:18:55,159
Sam, the poem he wrote
It's excellent.
278
00:18:55,332 --> 00:18:56,924
He went from being a liar to becoming a poet.
279
00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:59,126
No. He memorized one.
What does this prove?
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00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:03,968
Sam, this is my area.
281
00:19:04,141 --> 00:19:07,406
When someone wants to talk about
poetry, talk to me.
282
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When someone wants to talk
nonsense, talk to you.
283
00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:12,972
Don't say that.
284
00:19:14,318 --> 00:19:16,912
Yes, can I speak to him?
This is Diane Chambers.
285
00:19:17,955 --> 00:19:20,822
Are you talking to John Updike?
286
00:19:20,991 --> 00:19:22,618
Well, interrupt.
287
00:19:22,793 --> 00:19:26,388
No, I'm not kidding. I have
something that will make John Updike...
288
00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:29,089
look small
pommes de terre.
289
00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:32,064
-Diane, I wouldn't do that.
-Yes, I hope.
290
00:19:32,236 --> 00:19:34,568
Will you leave me alone, please?
291
00:19:35,306 --> 00:19:38,503
Mr. Finch, he should listen
directly from you.
292
00:19:38,676 --> 00:19:40,701
Will you come here, please?
293
00:19:42,313 --> 00:19:44,247
What is your best work?
294
00:19:44,415 --> 00:19:47,714
Well, there's one thing that
I wrote this morning...
295
00:19:47,885 --> 00:19:49,785
-of which I am proud.
-Wonder.
296
00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:52,718
Yes, my name is Diane Chambers...
297
00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:56,758
Yes, I know it's busy, but
I have a surprise for you.
298
00:19:56,927 --> 00:19:58,952
Can you please listen?
299
00:19:59,563 --> 00:20:01,758
First warning, Cliffie.
Put on the belt.
300
00:20:01,932 --> 00:20:04,093
Get down! Get down!
301
00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:12,838
Excuse me, we are changing
the history of literature here.
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00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:17,110
Al�?
303
00:20:20,117 --> 00:20:23,211
My heart is like a bird
Who sings
304
00:20:23,387 --> 00:20:26,015
Whose nest is watery
305
00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:28,090
That's what poetry is.
306
00:20:28,259 --> 00:20:31,353
Thanks.
My heart is an apple tree
307
00:20:31,529 --> 00:20:34,555
Whose branches are bent
So much fruit
308
00:20:34,732 --> 00:20:37,792
-My heart is a rainbow
-My heart is a rainbow
309
00:20:37,968 --> 00:20:41,233
-That accompanies the joyful sea
-That accompanies the joyful sea
310
00:20:41,405 --> 00:20:44,306
My heart is happier
Than all this
311
00:20:44,475 --> 00:20:46,670
Because my love
Came to me
312
00:20:49,446 --> 00:20:52,813
The nuns taught this
at school. I cry just remembering it.
313
00:20:52,983 --> 00:20:54,280
Are you kidding? Cry?
314
00:20:54,451 --> 00:20:57,716
�. They hit us with the third.
315
00:21:01,425 --> 00:21:03,086
Yes, Rossetti, you're right.
316
00:21:03,961 --> 00:21:06,327
Thanks for resolving
this bet. Great.
317
00:21:06,497 --> 00:21:09,557
Who should I talk to
about a signature...
318
00:21:11,936 --> 00:21:15,394
I don't believe this guy! It doesn't work
to believe a word...
319
00:21:15,573 --> 00:21:17,768
what he says.
320
00:21:17,942 --> 00:21:21,537
You know, if you fixed TVs
and crack nuts with his forehead...
321
00:21:21,712 --> 00:21:24,078
It could be my ex-husband.
322
00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:29,545
Mr. Finch, or whoever you are,
I don't know what the truth is...
323
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,281
and, believe me, the last thing
What I want is to know.
324
00:21:33,457 --> 00:21:36,324
But I wanted to say thanks
for having fun today.
325
00:21:36,493 --> 00:21:38,757
I liked that you came.
326
00:21:38,929 --> 00:21:40,487
Thank you very much, Sam.
327
00:21:40,664 --> 00:21:42,689
My real name is
Thomas Hilliard lll.
328
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,458
Well, whatever.
329
00:21:45,469 --> 00:21:48,563
This is your bar
It's very charming.
330
00:21:48,739 --> 00:21:50,434
Thanks. Glad you liked it.
331
00:21:50,641 --> 00:21:53,633
And to show
how much I liked it...
332
00:21:53,811 --> 00:21:55,802
I want to buy it.
333
00:21:58,616 --> 00:22:00,516
How much is it worth to you, Sam?
334
00:22:00,684 --> 00:22:04,051
He won't give up. Wait,
wait. Let me guess.
335
00:22:04,221 --> 00:22:08,089
He is an eccentric millionaire
who frequents bars...
336
00:22:08,258 --> 00:22:11,694
and tells stories of himself
to have fun with people?
337
00:22:12,129 --> 00:22:14,962
Like Howard Hughes,
Mr. Hilliard?
338
00:22:15,132 --> 00:22:18,499
Don't say this name.
He died owing me.
339
00:22:22,873 --> 00:22:24,773
You...
340
00:22:24,942 --> 00:22:29,242
-Well, Sam, how much?
-Wow, that was so sudden.
341
00:22:29,413 --> 00:22:33,816
Let's see, I think 20 or 30 people
come here every night.
342
00:22:33,984 --> 00:22:35,849
$1 million seems fair.
343
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:38,386
-All good.
-Hey, Sammy...
344
00:22:38,555 --> 00:22:42,047
-you're forgetting the jukebox.
-He's right. US$2 million.
345
00:22:43,961 --> 00:22:47,362
I think you're taking advantage
from me, Sam.
346
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:54,703
Hey guys, look at me.
From bartender to millionaire.
347
00:22:54,872 --> 00:22:56,601
-That's no fun anymore.
-Stop.
348
00:22:56,774 --> 00:22:59,607
I was right about him since
the beginning. He's sick...
349
00:22:59,777 --> 00:23:02,541
with a wicked sense of humor.
He doesn't care if he hurts someone.
350
00:23:02,713 --> 00:23:03,975
I can't take it anymore.
351
00:23:04,148 --> 00:23:06,582
- is a pathological liar.
-Diane, what nonsense.
352
00:23:09,219 --> 00:23:10,652
Excuse me, Mr. Hilliard.
353
00:23:11,755 --> 00:23:13,552
Oh, my...
354
00:23:13,724 --> 00:23:14,748
God.
355
00:23:14,925 --> 00:23:17,951
I wanted you to know that
I'm here with the car.
356
00:23:18,128 --> 00:23:19,720
Thanks, Robert. I'm ready.
357
00:23:22,566 --> 00:23:25,467
Too bad we didn't close
business, Sam.
358
00:23:25,669 --> 00:23:28,399
US$ 1.5 million, and still
You can have the blonde waitress.
359
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,834
The roles I expected
arrived from Geneva.
360
00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:35,410
Great, I'll sign them
on the plane.
361
00:23:40,617 --> 00:23:43,848
-Take that piece.
-I got it, I got it.
362
00:23:44,054 --> 00:23:47,615
Oh, Sam. Someday you will
forgive me?
363
00:23:47,791 --> 00:23:49,952
Oh, come on!
You would never sell it here.
364
00:23:50,127 --> 00:23:52,789
-I got the date.
-This is the decimal point.
365
00:23:52,963 --> 00:23:57,798
I've never felt so bad.
I was wrong from the beginning.
366
00:23:57,968 --> 00:24:00,027
I thought you lied
when he spoke the truth.
367
00:24:00,204 --> 00:24:02,729
I thought you spoke the truth,
when he lied.
368
00:24:03,207 --> 00:24:06,734
From now on, I will never
believe anything they tell me.
369
00:24:06,910 --> 00:24:09,003
Don't be serious. Are you serious?
370
00:24:09,179 --> 00:24:11,238
You bet.
371
00:24:11,548 --> 00:24:13,413
I think I am
in love with you.
372
00:24:14,485 --> 00:24:16,077
Is it really?